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>Latest patch
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123

>Main information document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Group password
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>>485502140
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miquella owns this general
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Best new weapons?
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So why does Rellana have twin moons?
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>>485524572
https://www.ign.com/articles/elden-rings-igon-on-recording-his-role-in-the-erdtree-dlc-and-meeting-miyazaki-it-was-epic-in-there
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You're going to lick that rot, lick it clean.
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The open world design was a net benefit.
Nonlinearity is good.
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I can't keep any of the characters straight and I must not have found huge chunks of lore. Don't care, just here to bully these bosses into submission.
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do I have to summon dryleaf Dane for Romina?
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>mohgwyn dynasty
>bayle looks like mohg
>reanimated mohg dragon with torn up limbs
the cut content this dlc us wild
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>>485524837
probably as simple and retarded as her being twins with rennala (they're sisters, but idk if it's ever directly stated they're twins) and so the twin moons represent them
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Can we go one thread without sexualizing Miquella, please? First of all, he looks no older than 13 even when "aged" and his voice is clearly prepubescent. Stop sexualizing a little kid, thanks.
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Are the mausoleum fights Kickstarter backers or something?
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>>485524678
But who owns Miquella?
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>>485525063
You think they don't know that?
They are pedos. Plain and simple
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REMINDER: the golden epitaph's "true death" prayer is better translated as "proper death," mirroring the stranded soul speaking about how a proper death entails returning to the erdtree. the eclipse is said to be a protector to soulless demigods and give them new life. miquella wanted to induce an eclipse at castle sol to give new life to godwyn (through a new soul most likely), so that he may die a PROPER death and return to the erdtree, able to be resurrected once more as his true consort

do NOT listen to the faggot that says radahn's cape has a haligtree design (it doesn't), or that raya lucarian sorcerers at the haligtree means the haligtree has a connection to radahn (it doesn't), or that the miquellan knight's sword somehow means radahn was supposed to be his consort (quite literally the biggest leap of logic ever). do not listen to the faggot who claims the golden epitaph's prayer is actually talking about radahn despite being infused in a sword commemorating godwyn. and ESPECIALLY do not listen to the faggot who claims the prayer and the stranded soul are talking about different things despite both referring to the exact same kind of death and being linked by the same words, and that the original japanese text is somehow incorrect. never settle for radahn, when you could have had godwyn instead
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>>485525063
>lust provoking image
you're making it hard
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>>485525184
Go back
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I'M YOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAA
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>>485525152
Was her love of Miquella romantic or what
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>>485525063
good bait anon, heres your (You)
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>>485525387
Where?
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I liked the open world parts of Elden Ring but I actually think some of the 'legacy dungeons' are a letdown compared to the structured levels of prior games. Something like Castle Morne isn't as good as Undead Burg/Parish, and Moghwyn Palace doesn't feel as "grand" as something like Tower of Latria.

It feels like the linear sections just have a much smaller scope and scale than the prior games, even though all of it doesn't have to be accessible like the open world. A lot of them are pretty from afar, but when you're actually running around in them, they feel kind of shallow and unstructured.
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Which Bayle incantation do I like better?
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The Ringed Finger weapon LITERALLY has the same rings as Rykard and originally had the description that it was cut from his hand.
The finger creepers are found in Carian Manor, Carian Study Hall, Mt. Gelmir and Mountaintops of the Giants all of these places are linked to the Carian family.
The only outlier is some are in the sewers in Leyndell.
They really just retconned all that? What a joke.
Was the DLC a B team project?
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>>485525063
Pretty Miquellas only in this thread
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>>485525423
It was pure religious devotion. Now, I think she was crushing on the Tarnished, even as they fought to the death.
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So when is it my turn?
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picrel bftos every single elden ring gank fight
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https://www.reddit.com/r/EldenRingLoreTalk/comments/1e01lp7/jarring_is_nearly_identical_to_the_alchemical/

cool lore post
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>>485525556
Mohg and Miquella > Radahn and Miquella
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>>485525063
The perfect trap. Looks like a beautiful female but has a fat (hairless) chode, big (hairless) balls that hang low, and a long thick (hairless) feminine cock. Radahn is lucky to be getting studded by that for eternity.
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>>485525060
But arent the moon spells representing real moons?
Seems weird that her moons would overlap with Ranni and Rennalas.
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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

FUCK YOU NIGGER 1 SPAMMING FAGGOT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF FUCK YOU
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>random enemy mod
>get attacked by pic related in hold
Thanks Michael Zach
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>>485525646
You missed 3 damage windows because you wouldnt stop rolling back like a pussy
>after the 360 lasers
>after both double one-hand slashes
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>>485525646
You had an opening 6 seconds in.
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Is moving to the side against bosses really help you? What are some tips on getting good?
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>>485525646
When you stop running away from him
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>>485525730
sorry sis i dont click r*ddit links
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>>485525730
>Jar shit is basically Alchemy
he's a fucking retard
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>>485525646
Why do people prefer this over deflecting based damage mitigation?
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>>485525646
When you learn to roll forward instead of back. Alternatively, when you learn to use the deflecting tear.
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>>485525925
maybe read the post
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So did I completely fuck myself over by telling Moore to move on before getting the black syrup?
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What went wrong anons?
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>>485525541
>Was the DLC a B team project?
Yes, except Miyazaki policed them too much and got rid of our fun (Dark souls 2 DLC crown) and replaced it with a headband that adds +10 damage because they coded it wrong lmao.
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Crazy how a general for a game this fun and popular has only one decent ritualposter. All the others are autists who got so steaming mad from arguing with people weeks ago that they feel the need to copypaste their epic slam dunk into every thread. You'd think more normie games would draw more normie anons but somehow the opposite has happened.
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>>485526106
I'm not reading some random redditfag's post when I know enough about Alchemy to make my own schizo crackpot theories
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>>485526215
>Wanting mages to be even more cancerous and have an even easier time
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>>485526107
It barely matters unless you wanted the ash from the dragon priestess instead of her weapon
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>>485525063
There are spades of legal lolis. Miquella is just one of the rare cases of legal shota. I fucking hate the faggot & his fans but making some kind of appeal against him being sexualized is stupid as fuck when facing the degeneracy of the Internet. You should be honest like me & tell them to stop posting gay faggot shit in general
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>>485525662
But reddit told me that DS2 was the worst!
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>>485526107
if you wanted fartnsex's incant and spirit summon, then yes
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>>485526107
you completely fucked yourself over by not killing him where he stands when you had the chance. enjoy the worst designed fight in the history of fromsoftware
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So since Miquella just wants his ass plundered by Starscourge cock does that mean I can have his sister to myself? I'd treat the rotbitch well I promise
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>>485526215
No idea. Couldn't be the fucking 30% damage debuff.
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>>485525742
Wrong
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>>485526239
>one decent ritualposter.
Who?
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>>485526381
I'm right.
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>>485526215
>-30% all negations for casting like 5 frames faster than radagon's icon and 15 dex

I'm good thanks
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>Godskins and Wormfaces have credited voice actors
Wait, where the hell do you encounter talking Godskins and Wormfaces?
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skibidi 0 dancing lion is amazing
I still love how fucking hard that OST goes
also I noticed the little details like whenever the lion rears up its just the mask guy standing on the ass guys back
really cool boss
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>>485526252
so if you know so much about alchemy you would have already noticed the parallels which are clearly outlined in the post. keep being the edgy 4chan poster who hates everything to impress us fellow posters though. i'm sure it's fulfilling
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>>485526334
She's a brocon who is ok with watching her brother getting railed by another man because she's a fujoshit
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>>485524876
>>485524678
>>485526334
What would being Malenia's consort be like?
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>>485525541
the only difference between 1.00 ringed finger and base ringed finger is that fingercreepers were originally called fingergrubs.
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>>485526273
>>485526294
Playing an intstr build so yeah, I'd of rather had the spirit ash. Fucking lame, the quest lines in this dlc seem like retarded nonsense so far
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>>485526295
The battle royale is fun as fuck if you summon.
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>>485526468
Godskin noble moans and rubs his nipples when he kills you
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>>485526465
The godskins do grunts on some attacks and their phase change, i always thought i was just going insane fighting godskin duo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr7bSd4OQL0
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>>485526482
I'm not reading your reddit post faggot
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>>485526532
we could've had a Millicent-Malenia ending if Mitsubushi wasn't a shameless dollfucker
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>MIXED GRACE COUPLE?!
>I WILL NOT SUFFER IT!
too based to ever be allowed back
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>>485526591
summon thiollier and ansbach? i thought they were there by default
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>>485526634
Kek, no way. Japs are messed up, maybe we shouldnt have nuked them.
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>>485526551
i have an extra concoction anon. if ur on pc, maybe i could try dropping it for you
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>>485526634
Thanks for that information
Did he know dancing lion?
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can marika put on some fucking clothes
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>>485526551
You would literally never have had a reason to use the ash but if that's how you feel that sucks dude. Usually your options in souls quests are: fuck up all the quests the first time through, or be a wiki fag
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>>485526695
the eternal /erg/ theme
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>>485526794
They used to play tabletop games together back when they were roommates at Gloam-Eyed U.
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>>485526269
What would be cancerous about it? The difference between that and Radagon Icon is barely perceptible, it shouldnt have such a huge downside.
Same DLC gives a 15% buff to two handed weapons with no downside.
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>>485526434
The anon who posts "good morning" every day with a pic of Rya. I think it's cute that there's at least a handful of Ryafags on this general who seemingly all come out of the woodwork to wish each other good morning.
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>>485526745
>has Carian gf
what did he mean by this
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Guys i think i'm going to use the antspur rapier and imbue it with poison. Give me three reasons why i shouldn't.
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>>485526975
You will be a casual and a KWAB
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>>485526975
You could be infusing it with cold or bleed instead.
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>>485526745
>Only I get to racemix with Carians chuddie
Fuck you nigga
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>>485526975
Imbue it with blood
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>>485526975
ydbtg
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Reminder
>Radagon did nothing wrong ever
>Marika is an evil jar
>Malenia did bloom three times
>Marika killed Godwyn
>Melina is the Gloam Eyed Queen
>Messmer & Rellana fucked
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>>485526975
You should infuse it with blood and put poison mist as the weapon art instead
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>>485526975
1. its gay
2. poison is a womans weapon
3. ants are a matriarchy
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okay faggots

>Sword forged by servants of Miquella of the Haligtree, with a design modeled after those carried by Carian knights. Instead of glintstone however, amber from the Haligtree is embedded in the blade.
>A sumptuous piece, yet it has never been offered to any knight — an ill-starred sword with no master. Skill: Sacred Blade

answer these questions with in-game context (including the DLC), using no headcanon:

1. why is the miquellan knight's sword fashioned in the likeness of the carian knight's sword?
2. what is the intent of embedding haligtree amber into what is effectively a carian knight's sword?
3. what event (or lack thereof) would cause this sword to become ill-fated, and have no master?

remember: no headcanon. responses like "it was made for loretta" are headcanon.
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>>485527124
I feel like I'm the only one that wants to breed red haired Ranni.
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>>485527124
I prefer the other redhead wife
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>>485526975
it's boring to use
t. poison / status fan
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>>485526539
I kneel. Its the launch chinese description that says its Rykards finger.
Still makes sense that was the original description at some point considering it actually is some of the exact same rings on him and the finger weapon.
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>>485527387
I assure you you arent
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>>485526791
Nah, it's okay. Likely not gonna bother doing another playthrough anyways.

>>485526838
Yeah I likely wouldn't have used the ash but compared to a weapon that's objectively useless I'd rather at least have the item I COULD use kek. I dunno, never liked ER quests since they have a tendency to fail if you crossed an arbitrary line but I didn't expect to just fail like three quests at once without any way to know because some fat retard was sad.
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>>485527405
nta but what weapons do you recommend for poison
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>>485526532
Would she even be open to one? When she still had her wits, she seemed to have been actively working against the age she was destined to usher in.

>>485526739
Narratively, it's better if the Tarnished fell in love with Millicent-Malenia, but couldn't act upon it because Millicent died/merged back with Malenia and Malenia is comatose.
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How would the threesome between Radagon, Rennala, and Marika go down?
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>>485526532
Ask Miquella.
I imagine it would be like taking care of someone who is sick. Unless you somehow manage to heal her rot first. If she's cured then I imagine she would be like a touch starved cat.
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>>485527482
Poison infused venomous fang with a poison moth flight dagger, using mental calculus to determine when the poison is almost done and min-max the %HP tear from PMF at the very last moment of poison
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>>485527441
>search for pre-doll Ranni images regularly
>its always off model giga milker doll Ranni with real skin
I hate it so fucking much, SO MUCH
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WHY DO THESE RETARDED HOSTS INSIST ON DEALING THE KILLING BLOW IN PHASE ONE IF THEY CAN'T DODGE THE AEONIA NUKE AT THE START OF PHASE TWO
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left or right?
can't tell if I want a dark metal to match the rest of the armor or if I want a hat to go with the scavenger theme
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>>485527359
Pre-DLC, I'd say it was meant for the Tarnish, like Miquella gifted us his spirit bell and Torrent. Post-DLC, no idea. Probably made for a new knightly order that never made it off the ground.
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>>485527124
Carians are the superior race. Marika spurned her own race in favor of the easily ruled hordes of primitives. Marika is not based. She sides with power & issued a genocide against the rightful rulers. Carians are the clear leaders of men, the hornsent are the good guys too.
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>>485527685
right
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>>485525646
>mimic tear summoned
>has zero fundamental understanding of the game
every time
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>>485527664
They probably dont even know that it targets whoever got the last hit (if they are in range)
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>>485527664
Main character syndrome
They do the same thing during invasions. Let the phantoms do the damage and fighting then come in with the "heroic final hit" charge if they feel they are safe to do so.
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>>485527710
st trina gifted us the bell and torrent
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how was radagon such a chad that he cucked bitchboy godfrey out of golden haired goddess pussy
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I'm on the edge of filtering all mentions of Messner
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>>485527560
You'd just carry her to Farum Azula, purge the rot god, then challenge the rot god's starbeast trapped under Liurnia.
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>>485527685
right
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>>485527946
he also plapped the big titty magic girl
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>>485527664
>I'm helping!
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>>485527723
>superior race
>can't stop fucking Golden Order men
lmao
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When does the spear talisman take effect? Is it right when the enemy swings at you or after they hit you? On paper you are using a shield and a spear with this so you are poking with your guard up but it's hard to tell if I am getting bonus damage or not.
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Waterfowl is actually surprisingly easy to dodge, the hard part is just figuring out how you're expected to do it. You don't even have to sprint to the side you can just walk and that's good enough.
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>>485527883
st. trina is literally miquella. just normal miquella. and miquella did not gift us torrent or the bell
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Igon is the only NPC worth anything in the DLC. He has a presence, he leaves an impression. He has an entire mountain dedicated to his questline.
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What as Lanya doing in Liurnia?
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>>485527946
Because he's said Gold Haired Goddess Pussy
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>>485527359
Miquella was just experimenting, like how he studied the Golden Order Frisbee spell. It's found near Loretta too, not that it belongs to her, just that she was the one probably helping him design it. Miquella was a lot like Gideon studying every little thing. It's why his boss battle should have been him as a twisted blood fairy with powers from all over. Like Gideon but competent & powerful
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you guys have elden ring 3 predictions
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>>485525646
>misses at least two damage windows including one of his longest recovery animations because of lack of skill and instead comes crying about how bad he is and showing us all how bad he is
>also mimic tear and buff stacking
You must really like being insulted huh?
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>>485527359
>1. why is the miquellan knight's sword fashioned in the likeness of the carian knight's sword?
Miquella's followers consist of refugees gathering at the haligtree from other places, so it would be natural to assume those eligible to be knights would be defectors from other factions. This implies that either Miquella himself or the smith that makes weapons for his followers expected a Carian Knight to defect and enter Miquella's service.
>halig amber
The sword it's based on embeds glintstone, which gives the sword magic damage and a sorcerous WA. The amber of the erdtree is divine essence so we can assume the amber of Miquella's Haligtree is likewise divine and what grants the sword its holy damage and sacred WA
>why ill-starred
It was designed with a particular master in mind (a Carian defector) and that master never arrived to receive it.

Rather that pointing to a particular character from the story, I think the intended owner is left intentionally vague. The sword was never offered to its intended recipient, thus it the sword of nobody. Thus, if we use it, we can make it our sword. The text is there for players who wish to roleplay as a knight of Miquella.

This weapon and its description is effectively retconned into incoherence by the existence of the Needle Knights and the Dryleaf sect in the DLC
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>>485528103
Isn't it just when the enemy is in an attack animation, same as how pierce defense works for the player?
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>>485527946
>play as Godfrey's descendant
>take Marika back for the glory of the Golden Lineage
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>>485528286
imma need that nude mod if its actually a good one
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>>485528081
Radagon was a Noxian artificial creature, the Carians are numen/noxian descended. They are basically the same species.
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>>485527482
had a lot of fun with venomous fang and [the poison blooms twice] ash of war. Inflicts super fast, the poison does more damage and wears off faster, but it doesn't matter because you'll remove it and reapply it soon. Ash of war absolutely chunks, comes out relatively fast, and has decent range and lifts you in the air to avoid a few attacks. Afflicting rot is a potential bonus. Repeated poisons mean repeated Kindred of rot talisman activation.

only downside is they look a little goofy
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>>485526532
she seems like she'd be very touchy and overprotective.
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>>485528117
Ansbach too
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>>485528138
Being a tomboy.
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>>485526532
like a battle
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>>485528112
>st. trina is literally miquella
retard alert. I bet you think radagon is literally marika too, just because they share the same body
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>>485528286
saved
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>>485528286
>Elden Ring 3
What was Elden Ring 2?
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>>485527946
Radagon is the masculine ideal as a representation of the Red King (Sulphur) in Alchemic Philosophy
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>>485528559
SotE
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>>485527482
>>485528372
ash of war also counts as a kick if you wanna boost it with birdman gear or talisman
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>>485527359
1. carians are strong and good at magic
2. haligfucks cant into glinstone so replace it with the FTH equivalent
3. Amber is shittier at conducting holy than glintstone is at magic, thus the carian one getting carian grandeur and this sacred blade
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>>485527113
>>485527136
>>485527245
Based enablers
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>>485528598
In that case, I have no prediction because there won't be an Elden Ring 2. From is never going to make a game this big again, and gameplay wise they can't make the bosses any faster than gay Radahn when the tradition has been that the first boss of the next souls game is as hard as the superboss of the last one.
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>>485528618
Wait do birdfeet boost kicks? lmao
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>>485527359
the sword represents the union of the carians and the haligtree. obviously that union never happened, so the sword was never used.
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Whoever's responsible for the gargoyle birds spewing ghostflame that tracks halfway across the fucking map should be lined up against a wall and fucking shot.
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Are any of the elemental/status infusions not shit with a quality stat spread?
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>>485528813
>Margit is as hard as midir
Get the fuck outta here
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>>485529030
Cold
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So I just spent like, an hour trying to figure out how to do Giant-Conquering Hero's Grave, only to realize the last part with the shadow troll that you have to take into the circle is bugged for me. For some reason the circle despawns within like 5 seconds of my game loading up. Can anyone else confirm this or maybe I can summon you if it doesn't despawn for you and you might be able to kill it?
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>>485526975
do it (but consider bleed)
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Just finished the DLC and I am now demanding a formal appology from all you faggots who called me a schizo when I said Miquella is obviously not the saintly good guy he appears to be and that he uses mind control and other duplicitous means to reach his goals. The fact that anyone even denied this before the DLC came out is insane, he literally has suicide bombers in his employ.
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>>485529108
Bro hit the fucking elevator.
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Can you beat SotE just with bows/ballistas?
I'm tempted to do an only ranged weapons run
I'm a totally scrub/noob about this playstyle
Any advice?
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>>485528994
A single throwing knife drops them on their ass when they're airborne.
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couldn't find a single new miquella fanart today
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>>485529205
>Any advice?

cheat
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>>485528461
Lol is that Deku
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>>485529205
Use the ansbach bow and its essentially cheating
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>>485529187
I did, many times. Doesn't do anything. I've done everything in the area. I've been up and down the elevator like 20 times, both on the elevator the regular way and the hidden way.
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>>485527359
> "it was made for loretta" are headcanon
Why?
Pre DLC she is the only link to Carians and the Haligtree.
1. Because Carian knights are strong enough to resist the capital even when outnumbered, something the Haligtrees forces will probably need to do.
2. Assuming the amber doesnt have any practical spellcasting properties like glintstone it is decorative, symbolic of the health of the Haligtree.
3. Miquellas abduction, he cannot knight the intended wielder and give it to them because he is gone.
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>>485525529
>I actually think some of the 'legacy dungeons' are a letdown
Honestly, most of the DLC ones are. Even Enir-Ilim, arguably the most involved of them, is way too short.
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>>485529205
>bows
Yes
>Ballistas
Too slow to safely fit into proper punish windows for some bosses.
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>>485528813
Tune in next time, when Elden Ring 2 starts us off with a duel on foot against White Glint.
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>>485529205
Well, there's a rabbath only run of the DLC already.
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Endure Milady may be one of the best invasion weapons for casters
You can outtrade anything with point blank spells and chase survivors with Milady's insane moveset
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>>485529082
Margit is harder than both Gael and Midir
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>Writefags
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Oh Astel Wings of Darkness summon ?
How bout Royal Knight Resolve Great Star jump attack spam ?

I hate his stupid ground AOE spam more than the grab.
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>>485526237
>got rid of our fun (Dark souls 2 DLC crown) and replaced it with a headband that adds +10 damage
Wait, which one is this?
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>>485529543
If elden ring is your first ever souls game sure.
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>>485528994
That's cause you're a bitch
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>>485527710
5/10 answer
>>485528180
0/10 answer literally nothing but headcanon
>>485528295
3/10 answer that reeks of DLC butthurt, you only get points for the part about intentional vagueness and it being for players who want to roleplay.
>>485528797
2/10 answer
>>485528896
based/10 answer
>>485529353
the sword being for loretta makes absolutely zero sense beyond her technically being a carian. she is the only carian there, she's not even there on behalf of the carians, she doesn't use a sword, and if it was for her why doesn't she fucking have it?
beyond that, 7/10 answer
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>>485528482
who is this mystery man saving all these images
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>>485525859
Kek
Could you attack back, or were you still peacebound?
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>>485529581
Miquella's circlet was bugged at launch to only add +10 damage to his miracles instead of +10%. Might've been patched though, i haven't checked.
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>>485529353
>it had to be for Loretta!
>Because Carians were these awesome strong knights
retard
>Assuming the amber doesnt have any practical spellcasting properties
RETARD MAXIMUS
Every mention of Amber in item descriptions alludes to harden sap of the Erdtree containing it's life force, that could've been sap of the Haligtree.
>Le sequestered
You assume too much
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>>485529205
>can you?
you can beat the DLC naked without levelling up and with the basic torch or your bare hands as your only weapons
so, yes, probably
the DLC also gives you some new goodies for your ranged weapons, including a jar cannon with a tracking projectile
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>>485529217
I don't care. I'm not fighting every single one of these fucking shits on my way to wherever I'm going.
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>>485529581
The Miquella headband you get for beating the DLC is supposed to increase the damage of his spells by 10% but instead it gives them a flat +10 damage because they typo'd it.
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>Build idea: STR/INT
>Weapons: mage staff, caestus
>Concept: if you get close enough to make me drop my wizard staff, I'm just going to beat you to death
How viable is this?
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>>485529547
I'll take whatever OC this general can produce. Better than pointless arguments and shitflinging.
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>>485472494
MIQUELLA'S BUSSY!
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>hold backwards, dodge roll backwards sometimes
>night comet
>night comet
>dodge FORWARDS through her whirl
>continue to move and dodge backwards while charging another comet
just fought malenia as a mage and it kinda summed up the experience. Its nice to feel like you have a toolbox for certain situations, but otherwise feels like a large chunk of the gameplay has been removed.
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elden ring dlc is my fav thing fromsoft has made

i have played through it like 7 times now downloading a dlc ready character and just playing over and over and over and i havent gotten that bad feeling that i did when i wanted to replay elden ring. i can just keep doing it over and over and not get bored cuz the the bosses are so close to eachother. absolutely fantastic dlc
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>>485526237
>literally loot a crown from a glowing orb on the ground after beating the final boss
Lmao it really is like DaS2.
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>>485529347
There's a statue on the pillar that you raise and lower with the elevator that shines a light into the circle you need to take the troll to. Only when the light is active will the troll's shadowveil be broken.
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>>485527359
One of many cases of a better story being gutted for no reason
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>>485527359
>why is the miquellan knight's sword fashioned in the likeness of the carian knight's sword?
carian knights fell into disarray once rennala went emo mode, so they have found a new home in the form of the haligtree. as seen with some raya lucarian sorcerers and loretta (doubling as a home for albinaurics). the carian knight's sword also serves as a catalyst for magic, so it would make sense a holy version serves as a seal for incantations
>what is the intent of embedding haligtree amber into what is effectively a carian knight's sword?
amber originates from the erdtree, and is considered a very precious jewel. the amber in this sword is a jewel representing the haligtree, instead, mimicking the erdtree
>what event (or lack thereof) would cause this sword to become ill-fated, and have no master?
(at least in the base game) miquella being kidnapped by mohg, dooming the haligtree to fail and never having realized a new order

there. i think that's satisfactory
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>>485530076
no, you beat the game when you kill elden beastie
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Why exactly does the Amber Draught not work on Ranni?
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>>485529968
>How viable is this?
how good are you?
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>>485529750
>RADAHN WAS ALWAYS GONNA HAPPEN! BELIEVE ME! BELIEVE ME BELIEVE ME!
Coping and seething, shitting and pissing
Nobody will EVER like consort Radahn. You will cope and seethe and shit and piss but this is a fact of life.
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>>485530076
>int/fth
holy shit you d-
>summoned
anon...
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Are iron virgins some kind of shaman jar recreation
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>>485529841
>>485529920
Hah, really? That's legit funny.
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>>485530076
>got turned gay by the boss

no your literally let the game turn your gay
you suffered the WORST fate
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>>485525603
The helmet is also looking at Miquella lmao.
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>>485530275
Good but not great
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>>485529750
Your head is so far up your ass right now its kind of sad
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>>485530265
i think it's meant to work on humans so seluvis can then turn them into puppets. but ranni is already a puppet, so it doesn't work. either that, or just demigod fuckery
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>>485530323
They're mecha being piloted by live snakes.
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>>485527359
miquella was ranni's lover, as seen in his lillies being in Carian manor
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>>485529968
I do this with my faith/int caster and dryleaf art. Have caught many an invader by surprise when my nun looking arse breaks out the kungfu kicks.
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>>485528461
>are
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Did I beat the game?
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>>485530107
so the answer is literally cut content (tm), cool
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>>485530265
I figured she just woke up as you try and stops you
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Light roll is so much better for invasions than poise it's just fucking insane
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>>485529205
Only bows might be tough, but a greatbow is one of the best utilities in the game. Make sure to get both arrow talismans. Rain of arrows can oneshor a lot of enemies, make sure to cheat in some golem arrows like the pvptroons.
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>Marika and Radagon promote albinaurics to be the leaders of their armies, let them babysit their kids
>Meanwhile, Rykard seethes and turns his basement into an albinauric torture factory
What was his problem?
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How the FUCK do i get into temple town ruins? I am losing my marbles
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>>485530546
if you have to ask then no
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>>485529857
>it had to be for Loretta!
I didnt say that.
>Because Carians were these awesome strong knights
Carian knights are not Carians who become knights, they are knights who serve the Carians.
>retard
It is stated that Carian knights are able to beat Leyndell knights even when outnumbered.
>RETARD MAXIMUS
Glintstone is needed to channel sorcery it is very clear whybits in Carisn knights swords, amber is not needed for incantations so its purpose in the sword is unclear.
I know the sap contains life force but I dont see how that is a good attachment for a weapon.
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>>485530634
rykard, morgott, cuckoos, everyone else, really
its just some random lore added in
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>>485530265
She discarded her body; you couldnt really make a doll puppeteered by a soul drink and absorb something. Shit would probably work on the other bosses though
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>>485530703
You can jump one of the walls but it's very precise, look for a Torrent-height wall with a drape on it
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>>485530265
Because ranni is pure soul and the draught operate of the mind which is a temporal thing
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Does anyone have the photo mode mod link?
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>>485529597
I had much more trouble with Margit (without summoning or overlevelling) than with Gael or Midir
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>>485530703
there's a jump you can make but there's a small hole in the wall at ground height you're supposed to use
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>>485530871
isn't it the one with a hole in the wall?
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>>485530908
I recall one of the cheat engine tables has a photo mode mod included
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>>485530634
Rykard was a fucking Rycist
>>485530871
What do you mean? Where is this wall? I've been all over the eastern area, i even killed the scorpion chick because i thought i needed her dead to godown the path to temple town
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>>485530703
Theres a hole in the wall somewhere
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>>485530295
>WAH IT'S NOT CANON BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT
not how it works
>>485530398
you are in denial of reality
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>it literally was for loretta
I win.
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>>485531149
>>485530107
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>>485531149
>NONONO IT WAS ALWAYS HAPPENING RADAHN BEING GAY FOR MIQUELLA WAS GONNA HAPPEN IT WAS THERE HAAAA SAVE ME HACKZAKI!
Nah. Shitty asspull retcon. Cope, seethe, piss, shit.
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Whos worse, Malariakeks, Miquellafags, or Godwynfucks?
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>>485530121
i like this answer the best. i'll also add that the carian knight sword explicitly states that its power allowed them to overpower armies despite having such little numbers, which would make for a good base for your new order swords when you most likely have fewer numbers than other armies at the start
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adU0HMKjDoM
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>>485530989
>>485531036
>>485531069
God, I've been looking in all the wrong places. I'm the kind of person who gets easily lost and always needs to use a GPS and this DLC has been a real struggle
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>>485531382
You
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>>485530107
doesn't that cut content support gaydahn in the context of dowry. the gift of carian knights fits the theming, and its traditional for parents to give gifts when the kids are in arranged marriages.
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>>485531382
Me
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>>485531449
Which one of those are you fag
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>>485531382
radahncucks
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>>485531247
>>485531472
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>Make Divine Beast Dancing Lion's bossroom be between Belurat and Enir-Ilim
>Beating DBDL lets you go up the stairs to the doorway to Enir-Ilim which are covered by shadowthorns you need to burn to proceed
>"Hm, it stands to reason that after burning the shadowthorns, you would go to the DBDL's bossroom, head up those stairs again, and open that door."
>Actually beating him completely meaningless and not required because you simply get teleported to Enir-Ilim after Romina
What was Fromsoft's idea here
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So if you help the Hornsent, does Leda not attack Ansbach?
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>>485531672
That's what you get for exploring, bitch.
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>>485531382
miquellafags without question, they can't shut up for more than a minute about not being able to marry their hasubando, and their butthurt is going to echo through the decades. maleniakeks used to be but they fell off the face of the earth once their waifu got absolutely BTFO.
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>>485531672
Fromsoft thinks the players are retarded. Which is why you have grace pointing towards Romina just in case they don't know where the fuck you're supposed to go.
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>>485530265
1. She doesnt have a digestive system.
2. She wakes up before it is imbibed.
3. Seluvis is wrong about the draught.
4. He mixed it incorrectly.
Pick one.
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>>485527359
Miquella is the son of the Carian king.
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Thinking of making a Needle Knight Leda cosplay invasion build, I will have to wear her full armor set + main the sword. But what else should I get?

Definitely the goat talisman, cause the armor's poise is ass. the sword has DEX scaling, so I'm thinking a DEX/FTH build. Can I squeeze in some Miquella/holy offensive incants in?
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>>485531672
the entirety of belurat was going to be the end-game area, with divine lion being the second-to-last boss, but they cut it in half at some point in development.
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>>485525883
>>485525887
>>485528289
Lying faggots.

>>485525646
You need better RNG, bro.
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>>485531865
My bet is on 3. Seluvis is too obsessed with his little hobby to think reasonably about things, and Ranni is an Empyrean, not just some random victim of his date-rape cocktail.
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>>485530265
she had already divested herself of her golden flesh. the draught 100% would have worked on a normal demigod, but ranni was the only one that rat kike seluvis had access to.
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>>485525646
is it the game's fault you decide to constantly panic roll away instead of learning how to properly deal with the attacks so you can actually punish him
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using discus of light into triple discus is smooth and doesn't break animation
but using multi-layered ring of light isn't smooth
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>>485531420
The fight somehow looks even worse with that camera angle
All of his phase 2 moves are so fucking retarded it's unreal
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>>485532091
You mean Pidia right? Because Seluvis is a puppet controlled by Pidia.
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>>485531985
Get the Extreme Repentence gesture and practice opening the menu in combat to quickly strip down to your underclothes.
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>>485532360
Yes.
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>>485531672
>no intro cutscene
>veil disappears in pre-launch advertisement
>dev messages describing basic weak points
Hearing how QA went for this DLC would be a hell of a story I bet, more so than usual.
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>>485526215
>>485526359
>>485526459
>REEEEEEEEEE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET ~70 VIRTUAL DEX AND HIT THE CAST SPEED CAP FOR FREE
It's fine, it's a twink item. Use the Radagon Icon and/or Azur's Staff and/or level your fucking DEX.
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>>485530265
>>485531865
>>485532091
>>485532172
You forgot one thing
Pida got too overeager with the success you and Selivus were having so he took full control of Selivus to try and control Ranni because he's a sad fuck wanting to supplant the Carians and pushed for a data rape drug that had no proof of working on something that is already a puppet
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>>485531943
He cant be the Carian king at that point he has left Renalla and is with Marika.
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>LOL IF THAT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE WON, YOU JUST NEED TO MEMORIZE THE ROLL TIMING AND ONLY ATTACK WHEN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO GIT GUD XD
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It finally came in bros
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>>485532360
>>485532398
I just tend to think of him as Seluvis because that's the body we interact the most with, but I'm aware of the whole Pidia thing.
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>>485532458
having a message to tell you to hit the most obvious weakpoint ever is so stupid
they should've made "ABOUT STONE GOLEMS" and make it show up every time you enter a forge
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>second tried Bayle on NG++
Damn, skibidis are a hell of a drug.
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He KNEELED.
CHADRICK THE GRAFTED WINS AGAIN.
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>>485532543
>Use the Radagon Icon
Yeah that's literally what I said, retard
Like if Radagon's didn't exist I could see the niche, but increasing cast speed just a little more for the cost of all your negations is not worth it considering its already a talisman slot and they don't stack.
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>>485532617
>all those panic rolls
I mean, this boss is peak bullshit but you had several chances to close in and do damage
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>>485532690
Based.
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>>485532617
roll into him you fucking retard
i'm glad people constantly bitching about the radahn fight are actually posting their attempts so you can see how garbage they are and how invalid their complaints are
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Can someone explain the "Seluvis is a puppet controlled by Pidia" thing? t. lorelet newfaggo
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>>485532690
That's a weirdly small DMGS.
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>>485526532
Extremely painful since she's always rotting.
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>>485532617
intelligence build btw
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watching my fps cut in half when radahn+miquella do the nuke reminds me of the dragon on the bridge above the undead burg in das1 making the game go into single-digit fps whenever he blew fire
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>>485532690
if thats you then youre a king. looks abit small compared to ingame, but i have to admit the detail on it looks pretty beautiful
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>>485532891
it's headcanon
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>>485532916
he's a big guy
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>>485532891
Pidia controls the puppets. At one point, his puppets turn on him and he dies. Seluvis also dies at the same time without explanation, and dies in a pose that is resemblant of the poses that other deactivated puppets are in. Its an assumption, but a more supported one than many lore theories.
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>>485532891
When Seluvis "dies", his body takes the same pose as the inactive puppets in his basement, and if you go to Pidia's alcove directly after you'll hear him screaming like he's being murdered as you approach it. When you actually get there, you'll see a trio of soldier puppets standing around Pidia's dead body with blood on the ground.
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>>485532891
>Finish Ranni's Questline
>Go To Selivus' Tower
>Nigga is slumped over like the puppets in his room
>Also, if you head to Pida's hideout, he's being stabbed to death by puppets
If you also try to date rape Ranni and fail, Pida gets killed and Selivus also becomes a mindless husk
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the most dishonest boss i've ever had the displeasure of slaying
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>>485531828
Honestly the game makes a terrible job at describing what you should do after Messmer and the pointers are the only thing telling you what
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would ng bayle be too easy at scadu lvl 16?
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>>485532891
When you progress Ranni's quest to a certain point, Seluvis "dies" in that his body slumps over in the same pose as the rest of Pidia's puppets
Afterwards, you can hear Pidia howling and then dying and if you go visit him you find his corpse surrounded by his dolls, which evidently came alive and killed him.

And IIRC some of his dialogue as Pidia prior to that implies it as well but I don't recall the specifics.
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>>485532617
>14 vigor
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>>485533076
>>485533126
>>485533130
>>485533235
I dont get it, if he's controlling the puppets including Seluvis why does he get killed by his own puppets?
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>>485532853
They don't stack because the new one maxes you out retard. This is just another "soreseal", it's for Stormveil and other early game twinks.
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>>485533287
Ranni hijacked them
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>>485533189
i fought him at 15 and it was a good fight. he still did a lot of damage, and it still took me a while to kill him, but it wasn't a complete slog like fighting midir with fists would be. i can't imagine 16 is much different
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>>485533287
Because Ranni decided he'd outlived his usefulness and severed his control over them.
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You're making fun but getting that far into his health bar with this little health is actually impressive
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>>485533175
HOG RIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>485533189
way too easy
0 is ideal
after 4-5 hes just too squishy
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>>485533287
They turn against him. The real question is why would he need the seluvis puppet at all
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>>485533287
Because his "puppets" aren't actually puppets but real people who he drugs and controls. The implication is that he believed his control to be perfect but it wasn't, and his puppets found their opening and murdered him in vengeance.
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>>485533287
>>485533402
Also, lines from "Seluvis" and Pidia suggest he actually fucks the puppets while they're powerless to resist, so it's likely they were taking revenge when they found themselves no longer under his control.
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>>485532851
gigabased
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>>485533235
He recognizes you when you drop into his little hiding spot, and almost spills the beans when starts talking about the puppets. He also has the map to the Amber stuff to make the rape potion.
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>>485531828
>Fromsoft thinks the players are retarded
They're correct.
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lmao this shit is vile
total dual whippers death
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>>485533513
probably because he's a disgusting alb*nauric subhuman filth and needs human face as a front
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>>485533313
Yeah have fun 'twinking' with your 10% faster cast speed that even bullgoats can't counter the downside of. That's definitely a worthwhile use of your talisman slot instead of radagon;s icon.
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>>485533189
Bayle is scaled almost equally to Radahn, so if Radahn is 20 blessings then Bayle would be like 17 or 18. But in practice at that point extra scadu levels do basically nothing so you shouldn't sweat the specifics.
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does ranni know about pidiea or did her buttblasting seluvis simply cause him to lose control? she talks about seluvis like a real person
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>>485533696
how do you cast so fast wtf
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>>485533287
Everyone remotely close to Ranni is killed.
>Seluvis is killed by Carian Knights
>War Counselor Iji is killed by Black Knife Assassins
>Blaidd is attacked by Black Knife Assassins
>Godwyn is killed by Black Knife Assassins
>Rogier is killed after investigating the Black Knife Assassins
>Ranni's body is killed by Black Knife Assassins
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>>485533869
She does a lot of squats
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>>485533189
Just use less upgraded weapons, like +12-18.
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>>485533889
This is not even max cast speed
Fire Snake is just a machinegun
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>>485533696
Good fashion, good use of incants, wouldn't mind dying to a red like that.
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>>485533830
>does demigod with a doll body know about her family dollmaker?
I assume she's well acquainted.
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Did they nerf the range of frenzied eye laser
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>>485527685
I'd use that metal wide brim helm if you're going for a samurai type of theme.
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>>485533830
she respects pronouns, chud
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>>485533830
Doesn't seem like it. Nobody does actually.
Blaidd hates his guts, but doesn't bring up Pidia at all, and neither does Gideon, who was some sort of old rival.
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>>485533723
I don’t know man, I the theory would make sense but I just find the motives for pidia larping weak.
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>>485533934
>Rogier is killed after investigating the Black Knife Assassins
Didn't he investigate the Godwyn-corpse thing a bit too closely and got himself deathblighted?
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>>485534179
>Random alb*nauric's rape dollsona had better opsec than the entire Black Knife conspiracy
Deepest Elden Ring lore
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Short or long haired Rellana?
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>RL 190
>Still not able to swing proper 80/80 Prince of Death stats even taking a hit and running 50 VIG
Fucking fuck. If I go to 200 I can get to 70/80 FTH/INT.
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>>485532851
Share build pls
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>>485534379
SEX
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Is consort radahn stronger than pre-nerf starscourge radahn?
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>>485524572
Mediocre DLC, gushed over by normalfags and post-millennials (redundant).
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>>485534379
Her armor has a long braid coming out of the helmet so probably long
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>>485534416
Most people go to 200 in the DLC anyway.
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>>485534310
The misshapen corpse under Stormveil? That is a sacred relic. Of the black knives plot. As that famed night of assassination is known.
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>>485534450
i remember watching the boss vs boss video and starscourge came fairly close to beating him. so probably
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>>485534463
The hairs are specifically said to be a parting gift from her sister
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These body proportions are so weird.
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>>485534463
>Rennala was said to have given her younger sister, who renounced her lineage to chase after Messmer, a gift of lustrous black hair.
>>485534453
not an unpopular opinion, sorry bro
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>>485534314
He acts like a cowardly piece of shit who also pretends to be a janny that cleans up after Seluvis plays with his puppets.
No one suspects the cripple.
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>>485534379
The fan canon that Rennala and Rellana both have giant tits is honestly hilarious
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>>485534516
Yeah.... I fucking hate going high level. I'll bite the bullet and sit on 70/80 since most of my shit in INT scaling slanted and 70 is the line for fully taking advantage of your stats with PoD.
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>>485534590
>>485534628
I assumed that meant Rennala did some carian magic/rebirthing to change her hair color, not that she handed her a weave.
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>>485534580
probably not*
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>>485534623
the proportions aren't canon if they're under amor
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>>485532870
>>485532889
>>485532979
I love how you retards completely glossed over the fact that you can see radanh literally closing distance form the player DS2 style in the jankiest and most painfully retarded way possible. You can see him literally skipping animations just to roll catch that player.
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>>485532891
Everything anons said, AND an official guide specifically states that you find Pidia dead and Seluvis unresponsive.
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>>485534562
There's a dev-placed bloodstain near it with Rogier getting BRANCH'D
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>>485534710
Its weird because while it was understandable for Rennala(big mommy breeder who wears loose clothing meaning there could be DD cups underneath and you'd never know) with Rellana we see she's actually pretty slim build
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>>485534736
Na she shaved her hairs. Lineage express itself in your hair in the land between
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>>485534797
malenia gets naked though
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>>485534623
is malenia really that broad? she looks pretty thin ingame
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>>485534379
As a tomboy supremacist, I prefer short hair.
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*jumping R2s you*
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>>485534179
The boring answer is that Fromsoft either had to cut the end of Seluvis' quest or else never had one ready, and Pidia was invented as a character because they weren't able to get Seluvis' voice actor back in the studio to record new lines in time for release.
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>>485534205
I am not sure if it's true either, feels like some cut content honestly.
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>>485534379
Long is never wrong.
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>Memesmer is an older brother to Radahn
So what, Marika was already fucking Radagon before the Liurnia war? Godfrey was just a cuck the whole time?
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>>485534948
I literally chain-R2 wombo combo'd him to death with my raptor talons without him ever getting to attack
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>>485534205
Hes a subhuman crippled servant, if he gets to control Seluvis he has status and legs.
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What are some good arcane weapons before starting the DLC? I would rather not use any bleed though
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>>485534623
They are more to fit gameplay purposes than to depict actual realistic proportions. It's the same thing with some fighting games that make the character hands and limbs extra big.
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>>485534379
Short on campaign, long on the dance floor.
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>>485534379
Short hair, but if it's long it should be done up into the braid.
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>>485535035
Nothing says that godfrey can't have red hair
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Speaking of the dolly botherer, sounds like he stole Gideon's girl
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>>485535113
based
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>>485534938
The datamined models are pretty off putting in general. The lack of lighting makes everyone into some sort of hollowed out mannequin.
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>>485534803
yea he's definitely roll catching and the guy isn't just being a retard and rolling backwards into the light beams
forwards it is literally the right way to dodge his attacks and makes things 100x easier but bad players are bad and pussies so they just spam circle in any direction because they can't be assed to observe what the fuck the boss is doing and dodge appropriately. mimic tear and magic spam will do that though i guess
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any other int/fth spells I need?
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>>485535035
Messmer's true form is a snake. His human form with red hair is a meat puppet made out of Fire Giants, which is why he has the embers of an ever-burning flame stuck within him
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>>485535035
Messmer is a donut steel OC where the writers forgot the timeline when they were making him
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>>485534379
How does she fit those moons into that boobplate?

>>485534623
>>485534938
It's mostly the prosthetic and small head (which all FROM characters have issues with) that makes her look funky.
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>>485534516
Builds start losing meaning when you go to 200 and above. I guess I'll stay wherever there is more online, but I'll have you know I'm going to have 101 poise, wearing a fingerprint, medium rolling and spamming comet azure. Silly.
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>>485535156
With how important red hair is, it would have been mentioned.
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>>485535206
post build
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>>485532690
absolutely based i would immediately ask you to show me you swinging it
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>>485534379
The braid is her sisters, short haired tomboy is truth
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>>485535035
going off assumptions:
with godfrey: godwyn > morgott and mohg
with radagon: messmer > melina
radagon splits to go with rennala: ranni > rykard > radahn
radagon comes back: miquella > malenia

though this feels extra retarded. so maybe they had messmer and melina at the same time as miquella and malenia, and messmer just acted like an older brother even though radahn was older. that feels too retarded
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>FAI receives basically no visible casting speed bonus for 90% of the spells
>INT really wants max cast speed
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>>485535035
>Gaius and Radahn were good rivals in their youth, and this
sorcery is a product of their friendly competition.
yeah
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>>485532889
this
and the fact that every retard whining about him that has posted gameplay so far has simply proven themselves to be bads with skill issues playing like shit
which we already knew, just nice to see the confirmation
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>>485535434
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>>485535261
>How does she fit those moons into that boobplate?
Boobplate of Holding, it sends the tits into a miniature extradimensional space. There's a whole line of adventurer gear like this for women who'd otherwise be too well-endowed to comfortably fight.
The creator has a room in his workshop where the walls are lined with the other side of his products. He tells his customers any errant sensations of touch are figments of their imaginations.
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I can't believe that the Finger Creepers aren't some Carian experiment with the hands of the Mountaintop Giants.
Why are they raw and bloody at the wrist?
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>>485535625
>FIRE Knight
>COLD sword
This is heresy.
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>>485534179
Blaidd and Iji probably just think Pidia is a servant and dont think much of him.
Gideon probably only knew "Seluvis" after he was a puppet.
Thats why Pidia drops Nepheli and Dolores, he, through Seluvis, had an issue with Gideon (who only knows of Seluvis, he doesnt know the name of each and every servant)
Also Pidia is really hamming up his pitiful servant routine.
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Should I bother dragging my strength build through the DLC?
I abandoned it around lategame (just before burning the tree) because colossals were boring me to tears. Does the DLC breath some fresh fun into Strength or is it just more of the same?
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>>485535764
I made it scale with int/fth using force
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>>485535495
also Radahn looked up to Godfrey, so they must've had time to know each other before Marika told him to fuck off
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It finally came in bros
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>>485535693
because fromsoftware decided to butcher the lore
they were supposed to be rykard's hands
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Uhm... frombros?
R*ddit is starting to notice while people here simp over Millicent and Rya?
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>>485535625
I put ghostflame call on mine since it's a "cold fire"
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>>485535495
Why is Godwyn the only Demigod to not share the first letter of their name with their mother?

>Marika
Morgott, Mohg, Messmer, Melina, Malenia, Miquella
>Rennala
Ranni, Radahn, Rykard

Godwyn is the only one different in this case.
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>>485534379
>Short or long haired Rellana?
Short.
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>>485535693
Unironically it's likely the devs decided to just reuse the assets. The Finger Creepers look extremely similar to Rykard's hands. If they were always meant to be associated with Two Fingers stuff there'd be no reason for the wrists to look chopped off.
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>>485534623
If the head is proportionate to the body they will look scaled up rather than tall. From wanted them to look tall. Also why many enemy sets never look right on the player character, you just look like a lame cosplayer with your big fucking head and short limbs.
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>>485535693
Repurposed content
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>>485535495
I would probably put Messmer and Melina as the first children. Melina did not have a typical birth, she was created through some sort of Erdtree gestation process, and Messmer might have been the same.
Both of them might have Radagon's DNA, but it doesn't mean he actually did the deed with Marika.
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>>485534623
pinhead malenia
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>>485535924
>going on reddit
>posting reddit shit here
>being you, a redditor
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>>485535975
Man, those are some cancerous-ass fingers
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>>485535890
>because fromsoftware decided to butcher the lore
no way, why would they do that? :)
>>485535924
fromsoft logic of making npcs is "give them a small glimpse of what their personality is like so people can make headcanons of"
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>>485535931
is that ash still bugged? I heard it does very little damage
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>Fire Coil is like 600 damage if all 3 projectiles connect in pvp on 80 FAI
>with that INSANE tracking and speed
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>>485534623
>Malenia has wider hips than Rellana
>Rellana barely has hips, and her thighs are probably even skinnier under that leg armor
Kek no wonder Messmer didnt give a fuck about her and left her guarding another castle
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>>485526532
tarnished? does she like him? he has a good track record for consorts
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>>485535932
he's the only one not afflicted with a curse. that's not a canon reason, but it makes sense thematically

as for a canon reason, the closest is that he's the beginning of the golden lineage, and carries on the god prefix (godfrey, godwyn, godefroy, godrick). marika and radagon's children aren't part of the golden lineage. morgott and mohg might technically be? i'm not entirely sure, but since they're omens, they aren't considered
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>>485536162
No clue how much damage it's supposed to do. I just thought it was cool
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>>485535206
I'd pick Law of Regression but if you want Int/Fth exclusively, Litany of Proper Death can be useful against Deathrite birds and royal revenants.
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>>485536162
It's utter rubbish at the moment, yeah.
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>>485536230
Millicent definitely liked the Tarnished, and Malenia will probably reawaken with Millicent's memories/feelings if you didn't do the betrayal route.
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>>485536007
the problem with this theory is that it's all but confirmed each of marika + radagon's children has 1) a curse, and 2) a butterfly associated with them. so they must've been born through one god as well
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Anyone need a summon?
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>>485535932
All cursed children have M names, Morgott & Mohg if they were not Omen, would have had G names after the Golden Lineage
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>>485535165
looted off Pidia btw
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I'm actually thinking to go NG+ purely to get a second milady with a different ash of war
god damn it Fromsoft just hire team ninja combat designers, wo long had 6 bloody combat art slots at once
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>>485536401
Only if you're Messmer both ingame and irl
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>>485536271
>law of regression
why? just carry leda's sword
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>>485535924
while we're bitching about how FromSoft can't let go of Dark Souls, why the fuck are there no friendly villages?
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>>485535963
Sauce pls
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>she is forgotten
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>>485536513
Perhaps the devs thought it would be too jarring of a contrast with the rest of the hostile world.
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>>485536451
If you have a Magma Whip Candlestick I'll trade you mine
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>>485536401
Yea sure, any preferences? I've beat most things in the dlc I think though, I'll find aomething if you dunno
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Fujos and yumes (all trannies btw) please stop lusting over Messmer. He is our incel king and would never fuck you.
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>>485535924
Millicent is at the Erdtree-Gazing Hill because if you play the "intended order" you will go to Caelid before Altus but ignore Dragonbarrow, and then go up through the magma wyrm tunnel which will send you to Erdtree-Gazing Hill with no other option.
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>>485536237
>>485536413
Could be on to something there, but then what's Melina's curse?
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I would actually use light greatswords if they didn't turn your character into a raging homo animations wise
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>>485536609
She has cute feet.
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>>485536705
Kys
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>>485526539
>fingercreepers were originally called fingergrubs
Makes sense if they're supposed to be the incipient form of something greater, sort of like a larval stage.
Personally, I think fingercreepers (at least in the post-dlc canon) are literally tailless miniatures of Metyr. The tails would be two fingers, similar to the mother's own, which are raised in a helical pattern reminiscent of the Hornsent's numerous crucible motifs. So all the two fingers seen in the OG game, the roundtable hold, those atop the divine towers, Manus Celes, are whole fingerbeasts, with their lesser fingers embedded in the ground and two-finger tails held aloft like antennae - raised to receive and interpret GW cipher signals. The lower ends of the one's in the Divine Towers are eroded/mutilated/absent, suggesting the root has been forcibly severed, scurried off, or withered somehow.
Three fingers is an aberration, a fingerbeast whose tail has mutated to form three antennae prongs, granting it the providence of the Frenzied Flame outer god.
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>>485536395
Melenia said she was born differently than other beings, having no clue what a "mother" really is. Messmer being described as her brother, might have had the same kind of birth.
We still don't know who or what Radagon really is, but him being part of Marika means he could still be their father even with such a strange creation process.
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Scaled set is simply the best armor set in the game. I don't what else to tell you I'm sorry. The Mausoleum foot soldier set and the aristocrat is up there as well.
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>>485536767
Death
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>>485536715
Yeah, the intended order is meant to be like that going by her summon in the Magma Wyrm.
The dumb part is having to talk to Gowry AFTER giving her the prosthesis to be able to summon her for the godskin apostle
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>>485535165
>>485536415
I forgot what the Seluvis/Pidia deal was exactly again. Seluvis is a puppet, right? Is he a puppet in the same way that Sellen's new body is technically a puppet? Like does Seluvis have Pidia's soul in him? Or are they separate? Could you still interact with Pidia while Seluvis is alive?
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>>485536807
I'm sorry you feel that way.
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>>485536609
That's a man.
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what is the fucking lore on these?
nigga wizards with a baby?
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>>485536924
Literally just read the thread of replies you're replying to.
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>>485536931
I wasn't asking, I was telling you to
Do you need help or resources to make it easier? I can help
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>>485533615
glad i didn't give nepheli his weird potion then, probably should have gave it to dung eater. also does that explain the sellen puppet in his secret room? thought that he hated her?
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Messmer is really just a snake in a thin human wrapper.
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>>485536767
unsure. the dlc kind of just fucks up because now melina is confirmed a daughter of marika, but we have no idea what happened to her. why she's a spirit only, what's up with her gloam eye (which is probably the thing that has to do with her curse), why she guides us personally, etc.

people want to connect her to the gloam eyed queen, which i think is fair to some extent, but with the dlc i think it just muddys the waters too much. my personal headcanon is that her curse has something to do with deathflame, able to kill demigods, to mirror messmer's flame/kindling, able to burn the sealing tree (and most likely the erdtree). which would connect her to the gloam-eyed queen in some fashion

who knows man, fromsoftware just fucked up with this dlc
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Pidia is Torrent
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>>485537101
Twink Rykard
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>>485537034
What?
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>>485537045
I don't take advice from women or abominations, thanks for the offer though.
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>>485537101
Hes one of the snakeman from bloodborne
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I genuinely feel bad for invaders, Elden Ring shafted them so hard.
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>>485537190
It's not advice, its what's gonna happen
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>>485536870
Bloodhound
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>>485536924
I assume Pidia remote controls him to enjoy a higher station in life, but didnt transplant primal glintstone or the Pidia form would already be dead.
Sellens new body is different its more of a body snatcher situation.
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>>485536335
>Malenia will probably reawaken with Millicent's memories/feelings if you didn't do the betrayal route.
too bad there's no more content for this game ever... would have loved to romanced other girls
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>>485536916
I think Gowry says something about Millicent being one-armed when you talk to him either after repairing the needle or after Millicent stops by the shack.
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>>485537072
Probably his Sellen RealDoll for hatefucking.
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>>485537006
They are the lost servants of Bonelord Marugma of the Sacrum Hollow, that casted away their flesh to serve him after death.
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Messmer & Melina are twins & Messmer killed her with his fire in the womb/at birth/whenever they got their powers
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>>485537246
Nah I don't think so.
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>>485535035
marika/radagon is capable of virgin birth aka parthenogenesis.
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>>485537395
Yes
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>>485537125
Would explain her eye being sealed with a claw mark. That's Maliketh's doing, right?
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>>485534874
uhh now i really want a nursing handjob from rennala, ranni wouldn't mind right?
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>Pidia remote-controls Seluvis to remote-control other rapedolls
>But he doesn't fuck the dolls himself, instead Seluvis does it
Is this the fantasy magic world equivalent of playing a hentai game and jerking off to your character fucking a girl
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I think ill use bloodhounds fang
With bloodflame blade!
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Can you drop talismans for people?
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>>485537149
Thjere's a whole thread of discussion about the very same things you're asking about right above that post that's "speaking of" it.
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Miyazaki/Fromsoft needs to pull one out and have their next souls born be a mega hyper filter and go back to their roots.
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>>485537426
Glad you agree.
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>>485537006
Seems like a callback to Labyrinth Ritekeepers from Bloodborne. They were witches who carried a baby's skull turned into an incense holder in one hand and a severed married woman's ring wearing left hand. They were using bastard children as ritual tools to invoke the rage of the Great Ones and than channel that anger into spells and shit.

I'm not saying this is identical but there's for sure echoes of the ritekeeper in this design and both are spooky tomb wizards so....
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>>485535103
rotten duelist greataxe (poison mist gives it rot and poison buildup with C/C Dex Arcane)
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deranged
unhinged
psychotic
sociopathic
invading has led me to the brink of insanity
it is not enough for me to succeed, others should suffer
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>>485534379
will my carian wife (ranni) also be like this?
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>>485537515
Pidia is a crippled albinauric whose legs and dick don't work. That's why he needs Seluvis.
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The next FromSoft game needs to be a VR exclusive, where if your character dies ingame the headset just fries your fucking brain and kills you.
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>>485537618
No, I wasn't agreeing, I wad like saying that it was actually Yes, uou said no
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>trying my best to enjoy a good playstyle in ER after playing souls games so much
>use all larval tears two times over trying to find a build I like
>DLC comes out
>perfumer/consumables, fire dragoon, death knight, wind/lightning/ice, sorcery fencer, curseblade, gladiator, monk
>eventually decide on a deflect build with milady, dryleaf, and a side claws of night
I'm glad the struggle is finally over. Anyone else playing deflect?
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>>485537515
i doubt his albinauric cock works to begin with
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>>485537676
After invading for over 2000 hours, I find myself questioning why I invade the way I do.

Very rarely do I wait for them to attack first, and even rarer do I return their bows. A feeling of disgust and revulsion at these players being alive, in human form, makes me treat them as violations to some natural law, under which they deserve to be chainstabbed, stunlocked, and/or peppered with poison arrows + Lloyd's talismans until death.

I get a lot of mail, not so much hate, but just asking why. Why me? What did I do? It's my job to kill them, to keep the prey under persecution in a time of empowerment, I guess. A law of averages given form and will, to kill any humans, strong or weak, many or alone.

Even in my own world, I find no peace. There are humans out there, living and breathing, and the balance needs to be restored.
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What does Latenna smell like? What does an albinauric pussy smell and feel like? Is it like silicon rubber like a fleshlight?
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>>485537676
Why you are like this?
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>>485537717
Did your little woman brain get confused? Life must be hard for you.
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>>485537861
If you eat her out you'll get mercury poisoning
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>>485537607
>mega hyper filter
What does that even mean? The early souls games were slow paced, not particularly difficult, and didn't have a big focus on bossfights.
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>>485537354
noo... not my cute teacher
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>>485537607
Going back to slow methodical combat would be good, yes
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>>485537676
>Fat armor ganksquad in a cave
Deserved.
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>>485537861
I doubt they have genitals.
They are essentially androids.
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>>485537321
It would be nice to have the game subtley allow you to make a harem

Melina is your fingered maiden
Ranni is your doll-wife
Millicent is your sword swordfu
Sellen in your playful teacher
Dragon Priestess is desperate to call you master
Rodericka learns a different way than grafting to really bond with a person
Nepheli is tamed by the Tarnished
Rya learns to be more flexible for you
Hyetta sets your body a-fire
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>>485537497
we don't know what it is. the clawmark seal just looks like three scratches. it would've been nice if it had this direct pattern on it. in all likelihood it's a leftover design from some cut content that would've elucidated the whole situation
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>>485537930
Kill yourself
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I realize they didn't want to go to the trouble of actually adding more than a tiny handful of NPCs to the massive empty roundtable hold, but I actively don't like how empty it is.
>it's supposed to be empty for lore reasons
Do not care. It's a bad design choice. If they didn't want to bother with NPCs then it was a missed opportunity not having a Destiny yes it is a shit game style hub where I could see other players running around.
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Do you guys think Pidia had a gooning fetish? Seriously, consider it. All he/Seluvis did was AFK near Caria Manor. Unlike all other characters, they never do anything. Iji reads or smiths, Blaidd goes out running errands. The only interests and personality traits Pidia/Seluvis has is he's a smug prick and a colossal coomer with an entire collection of sex dolls. This is like the IRL equivalent of a guy who stays at home all day and owns 8 different fleshlights. Pidia/Seluvis definitely works himself into a trance, probably with the use of herba or some other shit, and just strokes it until day turns to night and night turns to day.
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>>485537730
Your brain is desperately telling you to play character action games instead of Elden Ring.
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>>485537861
60% tin 40% lead
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>>485537676
the fact that this still isnt fixed is hilarious
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>>485538060
yeah, I think the whole romance/harem idea wouldn't be that bad, considering that they have the whole wife plot with Ranni
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>>485537676
The only time chainsawing is acceptable is when you get summoned to a gank squad.
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>>485537497
Marika's but yes
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i like elden ring a lot, but one thing i miss from ds1 is just, no ambient music. nothing but the echo of your footsteps and enemies' armor clinking. it's a small thing but it really enhanced exploration of an area
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>>485537861
>my wife
miquella's property, sorry bro
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Just explored the entire DLC map, killed every boss I can find. Can't find Messmer, i'm assuming he's in the Abyssal Woods since that's the only area I haven't really explored in depth
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Anyone got like a dual wield talisman ir something like that you could trade? Idk if there is a thing like that, but ai want one, I can probably give whatever
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>>485538165
>Seluvis definitely works himself into a trance, probably with the use of herba or some other shit, and just strokes it until day turns to night and night turns to day.
lmao
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>>485538173
Any you recommend
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Is there a guaranteed fire knight greatsword drop or do you have to farm that shit?
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>>485538302
He's in Shadow Keep
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>>485534623
Turner's syndrome.
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>>485538165
This is now canon.
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>>485538273
NO THAT FAGGOT TWINK WILL NEVER TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME
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>>485538373
Metal Gear Rising
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Would a heroic Tarnished save Melina despite her protests or respect her wishes?
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>>485538374
Best place is the one just before the storehouse
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>>485538467
Respect wishes
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>>485538193
I don't think they can. I actually think hardswapping will suffer because of their incompetence
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>>485538467
respect her wishes. her entire purpose is to be kindling
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>>485538437
sorry you had to learn this way
all of the archers are thirsty for his dew
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>>485538302
I did find it weird that the path to Messmer's tower in the keep is so unassuming given he is one of the required bosses and the poster boy for the DLC.
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Which girls love (you)?
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>>485538467
save her how?
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>>485531472
Maybe it would if they for some reason started writing the DLC around lore that they would patch out after the launch version. Of course this is the same DLC that wasn't even announced until a year after the game's release.
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>>485538467
Respect her wishes, she says she is burned and bodiless so if shes already dead then theres nothing to save.
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Ranni AI voice dolly-bothering sissification gooner hypno 12 hours
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>>485535625
>46/46
you can't be doing much damage
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>>485534623
Omg....xhe is beautiful......
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>>485538584
So he's not in the Abyssal Woods?
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>>485538618
frenzied flame

>>485538615
none of them
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>>485538615
Ranni, Millicent and Rya. Rya in a platonic little-sister way.
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>>485538729
why does she vow to kill the Tarnished...
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>>485538485
I was doing that one, but farming through lifts is a pain in the ass. Guess I just didn't get lucky, managed to get over 3 full armor sets
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>>485538618
Didnt you meet Shabriri?
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>>485538684
Bitch comes back with a vengeance if you CHAOS the world
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Milady is so cool
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>>485538724
no. not sure how you didn't find him if you explored shadow keep
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>>485538694
how much do I need? I haven't taken this build pvping yet and I don't really wanna level higher..
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>>485538615
suicidal
for you
loves godwyn
old and dead
too busy daughtermaxxing for hewg
crazy and suicidal
riding kenneth's dick
suicidal
crazy
suicidal
for rykard
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>>485537861
Really coppery, like a handful of old coins.
Albinauric women don't have female genitalia, they only have gargantuan shapeshifting horse manhoods as a result of a curse beset upon them by Byregoth, Viscount of Eochaid many moons ago. In fact, the curse itself is carven deep upon the moon's very surface, and it affects all those intertwined within the Astrologer's faction too. This is why Albinaurics are fated to lose their mobility. The men's pelvic bones are crushed into a fine silvery dust by their middle age, and the women, fated to an ever burgeoning lunar malediction, simply grow too cumbersome to ambulate. It is said that upon reaching their twilight years, the monstrously oversized stallionhoods of these poor women eventually burst into a scintillating shower of molten fluid, and disperse into the waters as small mercury tadpoles, emerging from the Liurnian shores years later as amphibious albinaurics. Or so Count Ymir professes.
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>>485538615
Dies, wife, dies, dies, wants to die, dies (twice), never finished her quest, dies, ball, dissappears, dies
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>>485538615
nepheli, ranni, roderika, millicent, rya, sellen, fia
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>>485538467
Save her
A true Sigma tarnished doesn't care about women's opinions
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>>485538832
Because you permanently ended all life
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>>485538618
Take the frenzied flame (and cure it with the special needle if you want to be a good guy)
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>>485538832
because you just burned down and destroyed the entire world and plunged it into maddening chaos when you were actually supposed to fix everything and restore order
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Women don't have refractory periods like men so you could force Melina to cum so many times she can't stand and then kill Messmer, take HIS flame and use his flame to burn the Erdtree. By the time she recovers from 72-hour-long immortal orgasm torture, you've already beaten the game
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>>485537607
>slow paced dungeon crawler
>focused on puzzles and item collecting, not combat
>no pvp
>no co-op
That would filter most of em
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You take the frenzied flame to simp for an emotionless whore.
I take the frenzied flame because the funny screaming man told me to.
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>>485538979
can you repeat it but in an easier to understand way
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>>485538729
>>485538859
>>485539052
>frenzied flame
could work if we know for sure that the needle works 100%
otherwise you'd still succumb eventually and all of existence would burn away, and seeing as it's Miquella's needle I wouldn't bet on it working out
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>>485538724
At the end of Specimen Storehouse, the huge tower structure you eventually reach in Shadow Keep. Gotta keep climbing and pull a lever to move some statues and open up new paths
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>>485539159
I want it
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>>485539198
Yeah but it saves her, thats why shes still alive to kill you.
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>>485537676
so fucking based
cave gankers, let me tell you something, they are usually ummmm how can I say this....not of reputable breeding stock some might call them "people of the global south"

chainsaw was made for them
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>>485534379
The fact that we didn't find Messmer mid coitus with Rellana either in her or his boss arena proves he's an absolute mommy's boy and/or gay.
It was over for Rellana when she wasn't born with blonde hair.
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>>485538909
>>485539216
Ohhh I think I ran right past that and forgot to go back. God damn it. So what boss is in the Abyssal Woods?
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The true Chad move is sacrificing Melina to burn the Erdtree then going for the chaos ending anyway
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Did Marika seduce Messmer?
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>>485539408
Chaos.
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>>485539328
>you don't have to die right now, you'll only have to die in a much more horrible way later! I saved you!
technically it counts as saving, yeah
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thoughts on rellana's taste in men?
if a man with snakes coming out of his nipples and gamer posture can attract a carian princess surely there is hope in this world
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>>485538242
What is chainsaws going? I've seen you people talk about it a lot
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>>485539408
lord of frenzied flame. go south to the mansion
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>>485539096
A refractory period doesn't make it impossible to cum, that doesn't make sense being specific
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>>485539163
I take the frenzied flame because fingerprint armor is my favorite and I need to be lore accurate
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>>485539198
Yes but we didnt just stick it in our arm, we used it at a place with fucked time to alter fate.
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What's the lore on the Big Omen and Big Torrent?
Is our Torrent a manlet?
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>>485539509
why do women always go for skinny lanklets that look exactly like this, open wounds snakes and all
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Would you summon?
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>>485533779
By this argument soreseals are worthless too. Fuck you're dumb.
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>>485539474
No but Melina did.
This is why the Godskin Apostles have snake like physiology.
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>>485539163
>>485539610
I take it for the cool glowing eyes.
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>>485539509
He's also a powerful demigod with a dark brooding personality
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>>485539016
>>485538986
>>485538928
>>485538810
thanks! now what about the other girls not on the list?
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>>485539643
idk man I'm not trusting Miquella-made tools in any capacity
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>>485539653
I dont look at who I summon, I just go for whatever yellow signs are there
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>>485538615
All the pretty ones
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>>485539509
>the bats have wings
I love how edgelord they made him unironically
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Red Bear is the key to everything
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>>485533869
It's only instakill if all 3 parts hit you. If you dodge the first and whiff the other two you'll survive if your build isn't shit.
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Why isn't there an effigy near Rellana
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Miquella steals your heart.
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>>485539887
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>485539814
Bats tend to have wings.
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>found a bunch of cool weapons in the dlc
>cant use them because I want to be canon-accurate and it doesnt make sense to go to the DLC after burning the Erdtree so I dont have the smithing stone unlocks
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>>485539509
The snakes have wings
They're clearly touched by the crucible
It's more obvious than ever that the Crucible is actually just the pseudonym of a dirty pedo going around mutating random children in the lands between
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I really don't want to use Frenzied Burst, it has no synergy with my build and doesn't fit thematically. Why don't any lightning incants have range on par with it?
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>>485539887
*uses the rune*
no way fag
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>>485539869
Marika took her man. Why would she have stakes of her?
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>This thread
>Previous thread
>Every thread since the DLC came out, actually
Jesus Christ, Messmer is like an apex predator for type B's.
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>>485539972
>so I dont have the smithing stone unlocks
bro the dlc throws like a billion smithing stones at you
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>>485539814
>the bats have wings
HOLY FUCK DOES NASA KNOW ABOUT THIS!??
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>>485539731
Sex with Florissax.
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>>485539972
You CAN use them, they'll just deal shit damage. You can aslo farm the appropriate stones in the DLC, or cheat them in if you're so inclined.
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what is the fuckin deal with the smithscript weapons
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>>485540107
>Lanky man with edgy looks, calm demeanor, mommy issues, and a soothing voice
I mean this shit was obviously going to annihilate type Bs. Saw it a mile away
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>>485540107
I thought he would be appealing for men too, either juat looking cool or physically, but I asked my gay male friend and he thought he looked weird
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>>485539869
There's a bonfire 20 feet away.
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>>485539731
Hornsent Grandam has the hots for me, she even made me some extra special stew (not that stale shit she gives everyone else) after I killed Messmer.
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>>485540292
Did you draw this anon, it looks good
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>>485540221
Extreme damage falloff that makes all of them but the shield and hammer useless.
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>>485540293
Did you show him the cutscenes or just the model?
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>>485533830
>>485534023
Spirit puppets shouldnt be conflated with her doll.
But I agree, she knows of Pidias puppetry and thats how she has him killed when Seluvis attacks her or when shes done with them.
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>>485538128
>Clown RPer T posing on the table (he's been there for 20 minutes but isn't afk)
>some jarhead jumping from one piece of furniture to another pretending the floor is lava
>two Type Bs doing ERP with gestures (both Type A IRL)
>edgelord with a katana slow walking
>go to the balcony next to Rogier and watch two players 1v1 below
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>>485540221
They're shit. Next question.
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>>485540303
But I can't help hosties against her except by running through all of ensis
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>>485539159
What if Soulslike, but it's a survival horror?
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>>485540406
Model and drawings and ingame fight animations
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Just watched a host die in one shot from full health and the damage number above his health bar said 700. Why the fuck are hosts so allergic to vigor?
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>>485540293
ask him about radahn x miquella
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>>485539887
He should really wear thicker clothes. I can see his navel.
PFTHHHHHBBBBBBBBBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBBBB
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>>485540478
Tower of Latria felt like that sometimes when I was younger.
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>>485540443
Sounds fucking cozy.
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>>485540478
That'd just be Fear and Hunger with rolling and low weapon durability.
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>>485538128
>Do not care. It's a bad design choice
its not a bad design choice. the world is in ruins and you are seeing the aftermath of that.
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>>485539663
If there was a soreseal that gave you +4 to VIG/END/STR/DEX and no negation debuff, then yeah it'd make the +5 soreseal pretty fucking worthless.
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>>485540293
Yumes and gay men have very different tases in guys.
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>>485540527
this was a thing with the previous games as well. people think that dying in 2 hits is normal because dark souls is le epic hard game, so they level health to the bare minimum
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>>485540552
miquella is a pervert
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>>485540478
>chop trees in Abyssal Woods
>chopping sounds attract Aging Untouchables
>have to make fire to cook rat meat
>the light of the fire attracts Aging Untouchables
ugh...
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>>485537861
I imagine she smells terrible
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>>485540127
>>485539959
I meant snakes, whoopsie doodles
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>>485540478
The survival was already there when you didn't have a checkpoint every 10 feet, your weapons could break, you had to grind healing items, every path was full of traps and enemy ambushes, other players could invade and kill you...
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>>485540221
Aeons ago, there was a race of Garlomorgs called Smiths, who were betrayed by the diabolical Six-Toes. Enslaved beneath the barbarous Land Octopi empire, whose godking, Dauphusto, ruled with a five-horned hooked tentacle, the smiths conspired with the primordial land squirt, Patyrrom, to devise a runic alphabet that could challenge the Eldener Ring and usurp divinity from the Seven-Elbows. Until they were foiled by Phonossax, first of the dragonlords.
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people who constantly spam random 1 sentence drivel without replying to anyone else directly deserve to be bludgeoned over the head with a rock.

See: the fromsoft general thread

Thank you Elden Ring thread for not being so shit.
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>>485541034
What
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>>485540990
That sounds like a way better game.
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>>485541034
Those guys are legit autistic and weird
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>>485540964
I am pretty sure everyone has a similar smell. Have you ever smelled an amish woman? I have and that natural scent is fucking intoxicating and sends my neurons on fire.
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>>485540808
You're never intended to get one shot, no single attack in the game is intended by the devs to kill you from full health. If you ever die from full health to a single attack that's basically the game screaming at you to level your vigor. However I will say dying in two hits is peak difficulty balance and the best way to experience the game.
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>>485541034
this general will go back to being shit in about a month, so enjoy it while it lasts
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Does Gaius’ boar have a name like Leonard did?
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>>485537385
is this zanzibart trolling?

>>485537652
sounds cool, have a colorized picture
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>>485541034
>comes in to spam random 3 sentence drivel without replying to anyone else directly
ok?
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>>485541176
Bobby B.
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>>485537920
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>>485541034
When /dsg/ died it was just being used as a chatroom by a handful of schizos who had been holding off the jannies by spamming bumps mindlessly for years. Most of its members are on /fsg/ now which is why it's so schizo. They used to raid here until the DLC release got them to fuck off
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>>485541176
Funnily enough, its name is Florence Pugh
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>>485540701
I'd play it.
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has anyone done a level 1 dlc run with no upgrades? do you have to summon to get past the dancing lion etc?
ritual shield is key to survive and also the skibidis?
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>>485541176
Leanord
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>>485540714
Not equivalent. Given that Astrologer starts with 12 DEX, this talisman is functionally +58 DEX, Radagon is +30. It'd be a Talisman that gives +2.5 to all stats for free, likely +2 though given how FROM works with this shit since obviously you can't give a decimal and all other decimals in the game round down (like virtual STR two-handing).
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>>485541449
GRRM, you did it again!
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>>485541176
gaea, as per his armor
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parrying your own discus of light with golden retaliation is kinosex incarnate
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>>485541437
>rl 1 run
>ritual shield
you're not surviving a single hit from anything
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>>485541437
>has anyone done a level 1 dlc run with no upgrades?
Lotsa speedrunners, yeah
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>>485541397
I hate that I want to fuck her.
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>>485541252
YOU HEARD HIM, ELDEN RING'S DLC IS UNFINISHED
GO, GET THE CONTENT STRETCHER
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>>485541252
Giant Boar
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>>485541176
>THE BOAR WAS PREGNANT
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>>485538615
i bet Enia in her prime was a 10/10 helen of troy level absolute bombshell, and fun to be around
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>>485541142
Why does a fire coil, a simple consumable easily crafted by the player and thrown by a generic mob in the DLC starting area, deal over 1900 damage to me at 0 blessings despite wearing medium armor? Keep in mind that 0 blessings is the "normal", as every level gives me BONUS absorption and AR that I'm not supposed to have and the whole system was most likely added late into the DLC's development because playtesters were bad at the game.
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>>485541159
>The Noxtroon and Grass come back
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Just saw a phantom named "Joan of Str" lmao
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>>485541692
A SHADOWLANDS BOAR ON AN OPEN FIELD,D
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>>485541692
>female albinauric in the shack
>holding his pants he couldn’t wear
Implied wolf x boar sex.
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>>485541835
hey that's not a bad joke
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>>485541835
Haha
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>>485541792
You're not getting hit by a fire coil, you're getting hit by an incantation. Big difference.
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>>485541835
>Not Joan of ARC with some bleed build
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>>485541835
stealing that for other builds
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heard a lot of bad stuff about this place but I must say, great atmosphere! what am I in for?
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>>485541835
Honestly made me chuckle
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>>485542051
that's the joke anon, it's not Joan of Arc (arcane) it's Joan of Str (strength)
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>>485542108
A maddening experience.
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>>485542051
this guy is a real smartass
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>>485542108
Whole lotta nothing
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>>485542108
A whole lot of nothing punctuated by "fucking BULLSHIT" raging
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>>485542004
No, messmer soldiers very explicitly throw a fire coil which has three individual projectiles.
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Do you choose one hand the Great Katana or two hand it?
One handed has more variety but two handed with the two hand talisman hits like a truck
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>summoned for the plains Ghostflame Dragon
>host in full royal remains set
>twinbird shield
>start the boss fight
>invader enters
>invader has rancor bow and sleep arrows
>oh boy i know how this ends
>i stay on the dragon trying to kill it as fast as possible
>man solos the invader
>jumps back in and we duo sacred blade the dragon to death
>he does the by my sword emoji as i fade out

what a fucking legend lmao
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can I do level 1 with no upgrades dlc without being good?
how do I beat all the bosses without being good and still invade limgrave tunnels and first at level 1 with dlc remembrance weapons?
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Since making a good message heals you, getting a message rated bad hold disable your healing for 5 seconds or decrease hoe much you're healrd by or something for awhile
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>>485541835
kek that's a good one
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>>485542108
... bring a parrying tool. No particular reason, just bring one.
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>>485538652
it would if the cut content was based on the same GRRM lore about miquella wanting to fuck radahn.
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Give me an unconventional Int build.
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>>485542369
Cold star fists.
>without being good
No
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>>485540990
>>485541096
I miss Demon's Souls...levels should get one checkpoint and that's it.
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>>485538615
>no best girl
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>>485542319
I choose neither because the huge scabbard clipping into the ground triggers my autism.
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>>485540702
Yes and that is gay as fuck.
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what's with these players called Emily, Alice, Laura, Mary etc?

it's really weird. are they cosplaying? are they all men?
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>>485542502
how many int builds are there that aren't just
>cast projectile damage spell
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>>485542640
waves of darkness
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The damage on this setup is fucking disgusting for such a low level
Like 1000 AR on a thrust heavy weapon the second exultation triggers
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>>485542616
Sometimes it's hard to know if you're supposed to do first and Last name or just first name
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>>485542616
>are they all men?
Most of the time.
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>>485542558
who?
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>>485542543
Sometimes I wonder why places like Belurat even bother having shortcuts when there are graces fucking everywhere.
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>>485532690
Jesus, how fucking tall are you to stand above the Greatsword like that? you've gotta be as tall as Malenia or some shit. incredible....
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>>485542640
There are ashes too
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>>485542616
>are they all men?
Yes every single time.
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>>485542586
>he doesnt know about rakshasa

>captcha: GRMMR
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What's the best gap closer AOW for boss coop where the boss keeps chasing some fucker around the arena? It's honestly annoying the fuck out of me.
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>>485532690
why are you dressed as Melina you faggot
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>>485542369
If you aren't that good you would probably need the anti FP physick to cast a strong summon like dung eater to aggro and try picking off bosses with a low cost powerful Aow like glintsone kris or ice spear
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>>485532690
Badass
Your hair looks good
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>>485542918
piercing fang
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>>485542910
No I don't but I just found the Dragonslayer Great Katana and felt the same crushing disappointment as finding the normal Great Katana all over again, so that was cool.
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>>485542502
Magical tool-user, no spells, only int-scaling consumables and perfumes.
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>>485543051
you need only hold out for rakshasa's, anon
it also helps that it's the best one out of the three
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>>485542640
>Star-Lined Sword
>Royal Greatsword
That's about it really if you want to have fun in melee range.
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>>485543062
NTA but that's a good idea, stealing it for myself.
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You know, the "Torrent is afraid of yhe abysmal woods" thing probably pauldve been more impactful if they like didn't just have a boss, so that lime it wasn't
"Okay you can summon torrent... sike!!!" And like instead you saw thw woods get progressively more creepy after the boss and then like torrent kicks you off
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What NPC should I cosplay for my next playthrough?
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>>485507098
guts sword is the longest colossal sword and ruin gs is the shortest, has an int tax, has a skill which is ok but not as good as putting skills on guts sword
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>>485542319
Can you buff Rakshasa? I'm getting ideas?
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>>485543236
>like
>like
>like
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
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>>485543236
frenzied flame is the only thing that can permanently hurt spirits, which is why he's scared
i just think its funny you can summon him for elden beast now though, or that he doesn't care if you take the frenzied flame route (imagine a sick fire horse instead of him, that would be cool)
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>>485543290
>ruin gs is the shortest
are the starscourge greatswords not shorter
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more hefty rot pot experiments. rotted radahn phase 2 and finished him off with poisoned flower blooms twice. hilarious to see him tick down while he's in orbit. Getting a feel for how much I can pump up the damage with poisoned flower and his health breakpoint for the phase transition so I can cleanse the rot myself to trigger P2. having a lot of fun fighting radahn now, I no longer hate him
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>>485542319
I'm STR, so I 2H.
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>>485543290
What’s a good ash of war to put there?
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>>485543383
Kill yourself, it's just a word
>>485543408
No I know that, I just mean that like it's weird they let you summon him for like a stretch of 10 feet just TO do the fakeout
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>>485532690
Two questions,
1. Why would you blur out your face Warwick?
2. Why would you order a novelty toothpick when I made sure to kick out all your puny chompers with one punt of my steel-toe-cap boot?
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Do you guys like overhead stance?
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>entire game revolves around a trans god who literally fucks themselves
>yesss, this lore is deeeep and baaaased!
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>>485543381
you can't but frankyl it doesnt need it. throw on spear talisman and make use of those thrust r2s.
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>>485542918
>gap closer
As opposed to spamming the rings of light thing you can use with spears and halbers? The projectiles have tracking.
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someone needs to do what Palworld did and make Elden Ring with guns
it would be the biggest fotm yet
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>>485542696
nice webm poopa
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>>485543428
oops they are

>>485543513
lots of good options, BHS, raptor of the mists, cragblade, lion's claw, savage lion's claw, giant hunt, braggart's roar, any of the "basic" elemental skills such as sacred blade, flaming strike, etc. etc.
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>>485543702
Real life mythology has had weirder shit in it.
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>>485543702
you mean the one that ruins the world by chimping out
yeah, it's based, miyazaki really understands what those freaks would do with any power
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>>485543636
I do but I wish it could be put on katanas instead of being stuck on a single weapon. Same thing for wing stance and the throwing dagger ashes.
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>>485543771
I've been saying they should make Wild West Souls for years.
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>>485543771
remnant
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>>485543290
That's not really the big thing of note. Yes the Ruins has INT tax but it doesn't cost any DEX to use, but that's beside the point. The REAL reason the Ruins Greatsword is mediocre is because the ash doesn't scale with anything besides upgrade level. AR, INT, and STR don't boost it at all, this makes it very powerful early-midgame and the fall off at endgame, DLC, and NG+ very extreme. I don't think Skibidi blessings even increase it's damage, but haven't personally tested that. It'd make sense though given that the ash doesn't go off of AR at all.
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>>485526532
Euphoric
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>dancing lion
>can't even see what the fuck is happening in the arena as I get frame drops from the lightning spam

I'm in for a ride with this dlc aren't I?
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>>485542108
What a MANSION
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>>485543956
ok let me clarify they need to make it not shit
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>>485532690
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1ds1ykb/panda_studios_dark_moon_greatsword_showcasing_my/
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Realized halfway into a playthrough that I've never played a magic user in a from soft game before. I already sold a bunch of magic related drops like the carian armor, a bunch of staves, and all that though.

Should I just start a new run?
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>>485544012
your computer will explode in the last boss fight and next to castle ensis
sorry bro
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>>485542319
Don't use a great katana, no fashion works with it.
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>>485544061
yup. and pick prisoner for pure int/str int/dex int. for arc/int and fai/int, go astro
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>>485543636
I like it a lot, it does insane poise damage and damage in general but it's hard to find an opening for the heavy.
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>>485544061
Yes, your starter class surely isn't optimal for a caster anyway.
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>>485544029
remnant 2 is quite good, in certain aspects it surpasses elden ring. the story is absolute dog, but then if you're coming from elden ring that should be an easy pill to swallow
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>>485544061
>selling unique items for some measly runes
you are a giganigger
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>>485544186
wonderful game but the control scheme is bumfuck retarded and you can't remap half of it
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>>485544061
>I already sold a bunch of magic related drops like the carian armor, a bunch of staves, and all that though.
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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>>485544186
ok let me clarify further it also needs to not look like a bunch of brown and red diarrhea
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>>485544014
I don't get it, is this a RE7 because of the swamp?
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is there any point in doing challenge runs of the dlc if you are sick of stormveil?
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>>485543983
good point
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>>485544368
What is the correlation between stormveil and the dlc?
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>>485544317
that was rem 1, rem 2 still has clear color palettes like the first, but there are many more of them
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>HOLY FRICK I FRICKING LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH IT LETS ME ROLEPLAY AS NUTS FROM JERK HAHAHA I FRICKING LOVE ROLEPLAYING IM JUST LIKE NUTS HAHAHAA-ACK
eat shit, redditor
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>>485544435
pvp gimping
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>Most of the fanarts I've seen of Radahn and Miquella fanarts have Radahn as the bottom
You know, they are right, but it's so sad. Miquella was supposed to be a straight shota.
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>>485544435
you can get all the cool shit at level 24 and then dunk on hosts (or invaders taunters tongue if you left godrick alive) in stormveil.
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>cheated consumables
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>>485544564
Power bottom Miquella is superior.
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I feel like I gots monkeypawed, I memed that the DLC would end the cringey gigachad Radahn bullshit and it did at the expense of the entire story.
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>>485544690
No.
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>>485544186
>in certain aspects is surpasses elden ring.
yeah the one aspect they should NOT have surpassed it was hiding shit behind secrets so obscure it makes elden ring's quests look like skyrim
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I would unironically care more about these NPCs if the dialogue was in cutscenes.
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>>485544871
i still don't have the stupid fucking blood moon observatory item. and i didn't play during halloween and they never reran the corrupted enemy event
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I've completely forgotten where you find the Albinauric mask. It's not a drop off a mob, is it?
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>>485544690
>Power bottom Miquella is superior.
Trash spotted.
https://files.catbox.moe/cfn2zs.webm
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>>485544542
>is a fat retarded loser
>hates on people enjoying themselves in pve
>roleplays as women to satisfy his tranny fantasies
cut your shriveled dick off and let it bleed
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>>485545031
just look on f*xtra
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>>485545031
Volcano Manor
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>malenia does waterfowl at point blank
>walk to the left and dodge
>entire move misses me completely
This is the "super op unfair boss move" people were complaining about?
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>>485545031
volcano manor
drop off the right side of the roof
its in a little hidden albanauric torture room
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Fresh bread
>>485545252
>>485545252
>>485545252
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>>485545136
In the time it took you to tell me to give that shitsite traffic, you could have instead told me where to find it.
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>>485545136
>>485545031
imagine coming here, typing, solving captcha, and waiting for a response instead of typing "albinauric mask" in your url and clicking the first 50 second youtube video
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>>485545180
>>485545204
Thanks! I think I remember now, with an omenkiller right?
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>>485528461
holy ESL translation
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>>485543636
Yes but I wish I could put it on the Claymore.
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>>485543718
Which do you recommend for flame art or scared on greathammer?
I wanted a gap closer because I wanted to stay in melee range.

>>485543028
Doesn't work for my weapon.
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Is Impenetrable Thorns still decent if I go all-in on faith?
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I keep wanting to respec and upgrade another item
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>>485530549
Do you rike it when I cut content from my game in order to obfuscate information from the player and make it impossible to understand if you didn't data mine it?
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>>485555614
arigato miyazaki-sama i love you game here 40 dollar
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>>485527359
Miquella's whole deal is that he has goons from every single faction, fitting of his "Beloved" theme



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