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>>492040209Real previous: >>492017829
>earlywrong opu seething, elf fagsuck my wee gnome cock and accept defeatim here all day, /wowg/ is here all day, you are alone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYE FAILVAIL KEEPS LOSING AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO LOL
>>492040209
Poorpiggies BTFO hahahahahttps://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/leveling-difficulty-changes-incoming/1931861/20
hoping anyone knows what the addon is that adds this dotted line to your map to show where you're going
kekaroo
Comfy questing.
bro can i get a dungeon queue to work? its been 15 minutes wtf is going on
>>492089084indeed
>>492040209>Elf women lesbianizing each other with their hypnotic eyes edition
have the nerfs to leveling been added in yet? i'm wondering if I should spend my morning leveling before its too late. if they've been added, i wont bother (im on EU)
>>492059604>>492118587was meant to reply to you
How do I unlock the tranny dwarves?
>>492118940Time gated
Things must be really bad if all the grifting tubers and streamers are making videos shilling TWW. How much are they getting paid for behind the scenes?
the first time I ran through one of The War Within's follower dungeons, which let you take in the story solo at your own pace with a group of NPC helpers, I am not playing it up to say I almost cried. As a type of player who feels like they've been left behind for twenty years, this is the most listened to I've ever felt by these devs. It's not just the repeatable follower dungeons, either. Some of the five-man instances even have a separate, tailored story version with tweaked mechanics and bosses that you play through with important lore characters at your side, and you might even be treated to a well-produced cutscene at the end.I can't overstate how much World of Warcraft is completely transformed for me now that, if I see something cool on the wall of a dungeon that an artist worked really hard on, I can stop and look at it for as long as I want and I don't have to worry about four other people getting mad at me. I can pause and casually read through a boss's journal entry when I get to them, instead of having to spoil the entire instance before I even go in by familiarizing myself with fights I haven't even seen yet.If I do want to eventually run with other people, I can practice these fights on my own, as many times as I want, without ever getting yelled at or wasting anyone else's time. I can get up in the middle of a dungeon to make a sandwich, or use the restroom, or take the dog for a walk, or go get a beer at the bar. I'm living every Hunter's dream: pulling every trash group when I feel like it and knowing the tank will happily just go along with whatever I want and make it work. Because she's not real. I'm the main character. Also Azeroth's favorite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world.
I don't feel like this is a good idea.
>>492092531Dead game. Play healing slut/tank husbando or wait for 3 hours like everyone else.
>>492123370its fine as long as you arent Maye or some other avatartroony who is banned from school zones and orphanages
>>492138871I don't mean like that. I mean I am a fucking ORC that is probably very scary to small children.
>>492138932after having Faerin around for god knows how many years your guy is probably an improvement
>>492123035They're right but the end got weird
got mcdonalds breakfast, also post screenshots you've taken.
if I'm experimenting with alchemy and instead of a recipe, I just get a potion (and no explosion) does that mean I've learned all the recipes from that particular herb?
>Playing delves>Trying to do massive pulls because I'm a warrior I can pull half the instance and not die.>Half of them FUCKING AGGRO TO BRANI guess I'm playing tank spec this expansion...
I want... eu friends.. dungeons.. friendship.. guild meetup... like the old days..
>install handynotes>want to clean it of all the notes; get the collectible achieves etc>petting lynx achieve sorta works>Lore hunter doesnt??????????XxwaoWORLOOOO
>the looting window of the chests from the awakening the machine rewards randomly closed>chests disappeared>got no repAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nufag here. What add-ons should I be using?I play on controller, so I have console port going. What are other essential QoL add ons?
>keep seeing other Dwarf / Dark Iron players in the wild
lesbian sex
>keep seeing other Eredari / Draenei players in the wild
GIVEMEKOBOLDPALADINS
>>492152974They not like us.They not like us.
Did I just get the worst trinket? As the theater award, where everyone else gets their epic weapons?
>finished Isle of Dornpure shit, boring as fuck>level 78>three more zonesyikes
>overload a crystallized node while leveling>see multiple other nodes nearby, expect to be teleported to them>portal drops me in a cave full of level 80 enemiesth-thanks>>492153292Anyone that farms old raids for mogs would fucking love that if they don't have anything better already. Movement speed equipment is pure gold for sprinting from boss to boss in big indoor theme parks like Black Temple. Being able to tap enemies as you run by and build a up ~10-20% movespeed buff is something I wish I had on at least 3 characters right now. I'm jelly.
You really still playing this slop
>>492153982Did he actually just go back to being a wagie?
>>492153356>Isle of Dorn>pure shit, boring as fuckGo back to Valorant or some shit, Zoomer. Isle of Dorn has some of the best questing moments WoW has seen in the past 10+ years.
Thank fuck for welfare epics. How is your gearing process going, folks?
>>492153281They hate us 'cause they anus
>>492153292At least you got a trinket, I got some lame ringgood thing I don't need it, but still it seemed like a waste of time
>>492154067What did he even do wrong that made him drop off the face of the earth?
>dracthyr could have looked like thishttps://us.rule34.xxx//images/3002/5ddebafa9bf18eb7db5a91af9087bac4.png?11065671
Who the fuck is Monte Gazlowe.
>>492154382I don't know. I don't even know if it's public. It must have been bad is all I guess. Since you don't just fucking disappear just like that otherwise.
I like it when NPCs have some cool looking gear.Also, reposting this from the previous thread:>Only just got to the Weaver's Lair, but are the Haronir supposed to be proto-nelves? An in-between stage from the trolls and the nelves?They have troll facial features on nelf bodies.
>>492154461newfag
>/wowg/ and culture warrior twitter retards sperg out about her being "WOKE DEI MARY SUE">her story is fine>not overpowered>just crippled>she's literally just a weekly quest giverwhy did you fags sperg out about her? lol
>I will not play this piano simulator again.>I will not be time-gated again.>I will not do dailies/weeklies again.>I will not raid with 19 retards again.>I will not play arena with 2 retards again.>I will not wait hours for an M+ group again.>I will not play WoW again.I am chillmaxxing deluxe right now, enjoying what life has to offer.
>get into gold making to pay for my account>get a bunch of professions up>every profession is dominated by people from the chinese server on nathey like to manufacture shit in video games and in real life and they stop at nothing to make the AH a nightmare for people who are lazy or who aren't botters
>>492154489yes harronir are blizzard na'vi and the missing link between troll and elf.
>>492040209>56 posts>20 hours ago
Why do low-born thugs dislike beautiful buxom night elven maidens?
>>492154982Cool, cool. Thanks.
This is why no one should ever play pure DPS. Fucking bullshit.
>The War Within, the newest expansion launched just 2 days ago>thread is already 20 hours old with 60 postsWhere's the hype? What went wrong?Why this game is so dead?
Is this a weakaura?
whoever made the new BG needs to be fired. Its probably worse than seething shore holy fuck
Meerah is pretty cute desu.
Gnome posting? More like my bone's about to grow posting
>>492155606oh I forgot there was a new bg, what's so bad about it?
>>492155158*queues as tank/heal spec*not my problem dps chud
Literally mistook her for a wooden mannequin
>>492155728Its all just one team fight, meaning that if one team wins it just snowballs from there. There is zero coming back or zero out maneuvering and outsmarting opponents. If your team has people that die first, its already over. Its the most snowball BG ever existed and it really sucks
>>492155532Isn't that just the default UI element for arcane mage?
>>492155728>>492156130Oh and forgot to mention that they disabled stuff like BG pots in the mode as well. They must have played it for one match and gave a round of applause.
>about to find a guild to apply to >server shutdown what the fuck there was one last night already
flying ruins the game
early access ruins the game
>>492156250>Oh and forgot to mention that they disabled stuff like BG pots in the mode as well.no fun allowed
Welp, guess thats it for the night. Was just about to get into a delve, too.
SERVER SHUT DOWNDEAD GAME
Why the fuck do the dracs have gigantic feet. It's so absurd, their heads are oddly tiny like they have microencephaly then the feet are ginormous for no reason. They look so retarded when they run. Why couldn't we get a normal gooner who likes tits and ass instead of furry diaper foot fetishists? I wish that transformation inscription scroll lasted longer but at least there's deviate delights.
>>492154147how much do these cost?
>making friends with the spawn of old godsDidn't we learn our lesson from Pandaria?
>>492156634to be fair, the Klaxxi did warn the player they would backstab them if their god returned, which it did
Well since I'm almost max level, which alt should i level first? I was thinking the mage since I already have the warrior unless monk is god tier for tanking this expac.
This expansion seems oddly stingy on gear-questrewards. Im lvl 78 and still wearing like 7 pieces of DF gear. weird.
>being a production profession goy when you can just max out gathering and put in work orders for any gear you need
>>492157003I think they want you to use the pieces from the renown quarter master for some reason. Though they might also be expecting you to be getting gear from delves.
do i spam follower dungeons or do i queue with real people to level? the followers seem more competent.
>>492157125I was thinking of dropping BS from my prot warrior this expac to go Herbing and mining.
>>492155780My guy I have played tank and/or healer for 16+ years.. I just wanted to chill for once.
>>492157264I still play dps when playing with friends/guildies be it raid or dungeonsbut pugging as dps is just painful and a waste of time
>>492156575I think I sank about 100k total for the weapon and about 10k total for the trinkets. The rest cost me nothing.
>make the dungeons challenging for level 70s geared to the teeth>meanwhile people entering dungeons at 70 from questing gear are going to be 200 ilvls behind>they are adjusting scaling for 70-79 when it already slowed down dramatically by 74 or soit's all going to be fucked, why are they so dumb.
MAINTAINED!!
>two days after expac release>thread already massively slowing down
>>492157379I don't really have a choice as I'm invested in my mage for this expansion. Guess I have to suck up to a healer or tank to queue with them.
>>492156256They're applying a patch tweaking leveling to make it slower and harder for low-70s.It's actually some retarded shit because they know it's a temporary problem due to endgame gear from DF, including Radiant Echoes rewards, being OP.It's also EXTRA retarded because patching it this early means people that payed for early access got up to 6 days of faster leveling while people that didn't got less than 2. Anyone that can only play on weekends got 0 because of this.So early access really did sell tangible in-game rewards and power. All of those people that had 4 level 80s by Sunday night benefited from this. Not to mention the people that used the exp lock exploit, delve exploit, etc, or the people that took advantage of the AH being turbulent for the first few days and made millions just buying and reselling or processing stuff people posted for too little gold.You can legitimately say WoW is Pay to Win now.
>>492157492nobody said anything about making them challenging for geared 70s just not "pull everything and oneshot the boss in seconds" anymore
>>492157505I don't think you realise just how hard the doomfaggots samefag and post on cooldown
>>492157505There's nothing to do.
>>492157492>be 75-79>get instantly kicked from dungeon because you aren't going to do damage
Why are 9/10 Hallowfall Arathi elves and humans black? How many black people even play this game?
has the taliesen meltdown clip been erased from the internet? i cant find it anywhere on youtube. the one when he reels off fbombs for like 5 minutes
>>492154115>dying grandpa>le epic defender>le epic defender but malethe ''stone curse'' quest was bretty good but that's about it really
>>492157741Because the light unironically makes you black when it comes to Elf genetics.
>Tues maint ends>Server goes live>People immediately kill Tka'ktath>Go back 6 hours after he died>WoWhead says 6-10 hour respawn>Wait 5.5 hours for him to spawn again>Have 40-man raid to wait with me>Feels like real WoW>People having fun and chatting and being socialGood times. Gotta grind the stuff for the mount today.
>>492154382Rumours are that he joked about Ion being short at a BlizzCon meeting between devs and streamers.The next day all major WoW streamers received orders to cut off and distance themselves from Rich lest they be permabanned from WoW, Twitch, and BlizzCon.All of them complied.
>another 2 hour maintenaceguess I'm time for breakfast and to lift some iron in LA fitness again
>alchemy experiment blows up four days in a row
>>492154115>guy you met 10 minutes ago heroically sacrifices himself to defend le epic viking mead from enemies I've been killing since Wrathdeserves a Pulitzer desu
>>492154867>2004 log model in the fireplace.>2024 log model right next to it on the ground.Why is Blizzard so incompetent?
>>492157937Today is my cardio day I'd rather play in traffic
>Play augvoker>Actually extremely fun>Invited to every group because I'm a walking world buffThanks, blizz.
>>492157860AHAHAHAHAH why tf would you use season 2 helm LOL doesn't fit idiot
>>492157492>be blizzard>make level 70 tww scaled around 400ilvl >anyone that played df s4 is 100+ ilvl over that >"wtf geared 70's are destroying everything? how did we not see this happening?"
>>492158057kek, is this ai?looks like shit desu
>>492158057
>>492157860>#ad
>>492157741The Arathi were all originally black.The Whiter ones, and even some of the darkies like Faerin, are descended from old Buck Lothar who had a taste for darker woman.Faerin explains this in a quest. Did you skip it?
>>492156135Doesnt show up on my arcane mage, pic rel is what I see. Is there some sort of advanced option you can turn on? Its supposed to show clearcasting stacks.
>>492158057HOT ELF TRIB SESSION
>>492158101I like it but I'm going to replace it with the rep one that matches the set :3
>>492158051y-you look like this?
>>492158269Nah Alleria is a trap and Xalatath has all sorts of tentacle options.
>>492158057I cannot wait for the porn machine to start cranking out these two
>he didn't level every single alt he's going to play alreadylol
>>492158189Why'd they make him a cuck bros?
>>492158381but I did level both of them
I know what I'm doing while we wait for maint to end!
>giant ass flying squid called "the guardian" flying around the edge of hallowfall Who and what the fuck is that
>>492158041Just row for 20 minutes or whatever. You don't have to run on a treadmill like some idiot.
>>492158381>oh nooo you'll only be one-shotting every mob to level 75 instead of level 76 ahahahaha!!
>>492158443>Farming Kuva Liches.E-gads..
>>492158450the crystal going dark makes giant squid monsters show up
>Alleria is a son of Lothar Transgender folx keep winning
yes we get it you hate turalyon/alleria bro
>>492158490PT test has a run component.
>>492158057>somehow made the models even uglier than beforehow do they do it?
>>492155158get an active guild, problem solved. they're everywhere. also don't even need to be social in the guild to get groups, you can literally just type "inv" whenever someone is looking for group members and never talk to them again and just do your run. or head to the group finder.
>>492158571we're all sons of lothar now
>one zone outside that is just stormsong valley dwarf edition>three zones that are all caves designed around pining from one quest spot to the other so there are no interesting vignettes on the roadthis is really it, huh? peak wow....
>Have to wait until world first mythic for the PTR to go up.Lame
>>492158710>>Have to wait until world first mythic for the PTR to go up.why?
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet
>>492154975If you are doing profession stuff, you should be making mounts and mount accessories. Constant, steady money.
We're gonna be needing WoD, Legion remix or a great 20 year anniversary event, things are looking very grim.
>>492158625Then at least make it interesting with HIIT or a Cooper test or something.. Just running brainlessly on a treadmill is death.
>>492158792Cause typically they want the raid ending to be seen first, before what comes next is shown
>>492158810nothingburger
>>492158029>10 minutes agosweats that blitzed the story instead of taking their time don't get to have opinions on the story
>>492158810I support this change, but it just feels comically evil to do this when you've let EApigs roam free the whole weekend, lmao.
>>492156634Shadow priests thought it was just an innofensive, mind-whispering knife. You can't blame them.
>>492158810based BlizzardThe latter half of my leveling journey was much more enjoyable when I stopped 2-shotting mobs and not even being able to learn anything about the class I started playing.
>>492158830
>>492158810reminder everyone else has already leveled via dungeonspam with 1m dps level 70 carries and 30 second dps queuesyou'll get to slave away on your little delves and take 3x as long
>>492158810HERE'S A REAL OPINION!Maybe they should do a TEST of the product before they post it.But then people would see how shit the writing is and they want that gotcha anymore.
are troll tusks their top teeth or bottom teeth? i see some art where its their bottom teeth like orcs
>>492158998 Yeah, the poors are going to be in a real upset today
Just finished the main campaign.Man, I feels sorry for the hordecucks.Thrall fucked off after 5 minutes and the underground trolls had like 10 minutes screen time.Also is it just me or was the main campaign a bit short?I'm halfway to lvl 77 while in DF I hit 70 just after arriving in the 3rd zone.
BROS I HAVE DONE EVERY QUEST AND EVERY DAILY/WEEKLY AND EVERY THIGN BRO AND I CANT UNLOCK THE FUCKING EARTHEN UNTILL THE 3RD IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT I JSUT WANT TO PLAY ONE BAD BRO WTF.
so fucking close
did they nerf the scaling/leveling yet?
>>492159181>Also is it just me or was the main campaign a bit short?I have a feeling Metzen shitcanned/rewrote a lot of it which is probably why this was the case desu
Beast master buffs when?
>>492158830>WoDWoD remix* obviously
>>492159330Never hopefully.Let that shitter spec rot in the dirt where it belongs.
>>492159304It doesn't come out to complete till 3 Sep with the Earthen unlock. It's short cause you only did part of it.
>>492159020>The latter half of my leveling journey was much more enjoyable when I stopped 2-shotting mobs and not even being able to learn anything about the class I started playing.this goes for all leveling even not current expac stuff. low level wow is terrible and a lot of new + returning players probably get bored as shit just diablo 1 shotting everything and thinking the game is retarded. when i leveled up my most recent characters during remix and the echoes event i was getting levels so fast that it wasn't even worth it for me to waste time putting a talent in or equipping gear because the next event would be happening and i'd miss it if i read my talents so i would just have random builds and random gear while leveling and not give a shit about anything else but being in the right place to hit the next level. it would be fun to actually have to play characters to level and not just fly around and get exp as fast as you would on some private servers.
>Took over 7,000 screenshots during MoP>Took over 24,000 screenshots during Classic >Took 334 screenshots during Dragonflight wtf happened?
>>492159378shitter spec?why rotation too easy?
>>492159052This graph looks somehow familiar.
>>492159428You started to use the ingame selfie mode?
>>492159123>bee fat check 'em shothuh?
>*is the most boring hero talent tree in your path*how did they do it?
>>492154697You now remember faggots spamming the black skin customization option for months until it turned out nobody was even willing to use it ingame
>>492159298They're applying the patch as you posted that.
>>492159428mop baby AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>492159428maybe you aren't as autistic as before
>>492159616I lost all of my vanilla through cata screenshots fuck you
>>492089084>1080p>no antialiasing or supersamplingwhy would you do this to yourself
>>492040209How the fuck do you play shadow priest in these dungeons where people just pull 50% of them in one go? Shadow crash can only hit 8 and trying to dot the rest while also Mind flaying Haloing and Mbing seems fucking impossible should I just not worry after I got 8 dots out of what?
>>492159428Why the fuck do you take so many screenshots?
>>492158443that skin is so fucking gross holy shitkill Ligger
>>492154697>>her story is fineliterally the savior of the arathi people and is loved by billions>>not overpoweredits repeated that she is the best warrior there is>>just crippledlol>>she's literally just a weekly quest giverand a main character
>>492159728They're precious memories
>>492159428You aren't as terminally online as you used to be?
>>492155075Because they are trying to get with beautiful voluptuous blood elves instead
>expansion sold worse than expected>make kill time longer 2 increase sales of character boost
>>492158543It's pain, but I want a maxed out Hek...>>492159757Counterpoint.
>>492159428>7,000 screenshots during MoP.>MoP lasted 779 days.>7000 / 779 = 8.98587933248.You took about 9 screenshots per day, every day, for the duration of Mists of Pandaria.>24,000 screenshots during Classic.I will be generous here and assume this is from the release of WoW Classic on 26 Aug 2019 right up until the present day, including BC Classic, Wrath Classic, and Cata Classic.>26 Aug 2019 was 1,829 days ago.>24,000 / 1,829 = 13.1219245489.You took about 13 screenshots per day, every day, since WoW Classic's release. Note that this is only for Classic; when you factor in BfA, SL, and DF screenshots it will probably be even more.
Do higher tier delves give you better rewards from the bountiful chest?
shadow priest or death knight for my next alt?death knight appeals to me more, but i've got 3 melees at level 80 already. what do we reckon?
>>492159549Blizz has never liked Hunters.They got like 1200 A+ replies to the Dark Ranger feedback thread but implemented none of the recommendations.
>>492159673cope mop baby
>>492158450reddit is a mind virus
>>492159956Nigga there was no reason lvl 70s should be doing 2-4million dps because scaling was fucked
>>492160090I don't think so but once you can do T8 it gives you better stuff from the weekly vault
Blizzard is about to put the woke away.Sales and player engagement numbers declined compared to DF launch. Metzen is ascending in power due to this. Heil Chris.
>>492154697Her design is so repulsive it turns an otherwise innocuously vapid non-character into someone you hate to look at. If she hadn't looked like a crippled Mag'har in the trailer and a strange bundle of checkboxes in game she would have been forgettable.
They better big fixing not being able to use reagents from your warbank for patron orders with this maintenance or else
>barely 100k viewers on twitch 1 day after release, almost half of that is for classic >vg thread dead already>not even rule34 has anything for the two new elf stronk wohminBeyond over, even Dragonflight had more interest than this stillborn joke of an xpac.Guess women with beards aren't bringing in the crowds, who could have known?
>>492160105My account turns 20 years old in 4 months :)
>>492160191well DF sold well, this didnt apparentlynow it could be that DF sucked ass and scared people away, but Blizzard will see this as a "we changed to much and catered to the wrong group" while going back to DF style shit
>>492159818My mistake has been not backing mine up, so I don't have any from Vanilla through BfA.Sucks because I met and did some cool shit in Vanilla, met a girl in TBC and started dating irl while questing and doing dailies together every day, and peaked in raiding during WotLK.
>>492160191Metzen? The guy who said sylvanas should be more covered because she was showing too much skin?
>>492160191Overwatch just had an emergency cute Asian girl with a giant ass release so I believe it. That had to have been a break glass moment.
>dragonshite sold well>when NuBlizzard themselves said it was a sales flop
>>492160191Wrong. DF sold well, and was gay as shit. TWW underperformed and isn't as gay. What do you think the corpo DEI suits will do with that?
>crystal turns purple>zone doesn't become a cursed hellscape ravaged by shadows
>>492159956Is there a character boost that takes you to 80 or are you a retard?
>>492159818Yea I understand but If I compare it to my past where I played a new video game which felt good and so on, I took like 100 or max 200 screenshots of that game but 7,000 - 24,000...Just what the fuck, do you hit screenshot like every 1 minute or what?
>randomly flying around hallowfall before the servers went down >decide to see how far out into the sea i can get >screen goes white >teleported to the beach What
>>492160319this is not a flex
>>492160693no but this is
There are people on the official forum saying leveling is too hard now. These are the people who ruin the game.
>>492160191TWW is all about women taking power from incompetent men, there really isn't even one notable male this whole expansion aside from like the one bug, we follow anduin as he cucks out and cries. This expansion is basically for females and fags only, both of which don't even really play games.
>>492160319>>492160762Bought account?
>>492160319https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/N8yc7wgML_i8fEF6qJ8EFA/post new mop baby
>>492154147>welfare epicswhere do I get some of those? been taking it slow and only hit 80 yesterday, where do I get some nice pre-raid gear like your pic rel?
>>492160913yeah totally
Official TWW zones tier list>S tierN/A>A tierN/A>B tierN/A>C tierRinging Deeps>D tierHallowfall, Isle of Dorn, Azj-Kahet
>>492160509TWW is girlpower the expansionFemale audience is far larger than the gay audienceNo suit is thinking what you are implying
cm armor can't stop winnen even when hero spec shit isnt recolored to make sense
>>492160762I only have the mage and druid ones...
>>492159262it's 551? no wonder my hcs have been so slow latelythe poors ruin everything
MOP BABY LMAOOOOOOOOOO>I I I lost ma banila bc wotlk screenshots...ACK
>>492160762>>492161069I only bothered getting the priest one (shit) and warlock one (cool but low res)don't even use them anymore desu
>>492160408Metzen has been VERY clear about how corrupted snipers are supposed to look in his games. They have a hot silhouette to bait you into looking more closely at them, and then disturbing details to sucker punch you for doing so. You're supposed to feel a moment of initial attraction followed by a moment of revulsion. You're supposed to feel confused and bothered by them.Sylvanas should've gotten more unnerving and less attractive as she descended into madness under the Jailer's influence. When she burned Teldrassil, she should've looked monstrous. And she probably would have if Metzen had his way.
>>492160132They dumbest fucking faggots on the entire planet and they won't ever change their behavior because the whole site is an ad ridden safe space
Game was better before they let the plebs in, TWW is shit now.
If Twitch Numbers are anything to go buy this is a fucking dead game.
>>492161051I was going to give you shit for being a sunfury arcane but you've got the legion mage tower staff so you're alright.
i hope sneed's ancestors are in the underminesneed son of sneed.
game is midgoing back to genshin
DoomCHADS, our status?
so these hours are just doomtards and gachatroons?lol
One of my ancient screenshots gets posted every now and then as a reaction image.It's kinda funny to think it will live on after I'm dead one day.
>>492161003Females (XX) don't play wow. Females (XY) probably prefer DF.
better than avatartrannies
>>492159964you're cooked bro, that looks like an elderly woman's ass, with the sunken cheeks and the dents
>>492160913>Bought account?a lot of people have played this game for a really long time. remember, you're here forever.
>>492160646No allowed in the Undersea before its released.
>the game is dead, which is why i'll continue to post here everydaystrange
uh ohmelty
is there any checklist of what to do during week 1 to not fall behind?
>>492161408Females do play WoW. But they're all BPD(meme disorder) clique cunts that literally only get good at the game just to farm the maximum amount of male attention and play dress up with their dolly characters.
>>492161336Ill doom later, busy playing atm
>>492161281?
Hey anons.Yesterday was my first time ever healing. I was pretty nervous but put effort on it and it all ended up ok. It was my first time healing in a dungeon and then right after I went to a battleground and my healings worked there too! We even won! I was pretty satisfied and some guy thanked me for the healing and it made me pretty happy, warmed inside. It was the first time in months another player talked to me.Does anyone have any tips for me? I never used add-ons and did it raw, should I use one? I'm running a sacred priest. Is there anything I should know about the class?
>>492160762decent tik tok if you put spongebob music and ai lady voices on it>>492160982still better than the trannyflight zones. the zones are at least decently cool. best theme for a wow expansion since legion imhotbh
>not realizing "doomtroons" don't exist and it's just active /wowg/ regular who play the game shitposting because of the maintenance
>>492161178That sounds gay. I think both metzen and you are gay. Free sylvanas' tummy.
>>492161675That's a cope.
Servers are up.
>>492161620>the zones are at least decently coolI liked them better in Wrath when they were new
Since when does Gazlowe have a first name, and why the fuck is it Monte???
>>492161778More like sewers, lol!
>>492161778yeah the EU servers
>woke girlpower elfslop flopswow what a suprise
I fucking hate the auction housebuying materials is near impossible during the day
What's the green guy's name again? Unknown or something?
>>492161941>green guythat's sneed
>>492161778
1200 calorie breakfast: eatentime to go the gym WoW in 1.5 hours
OK which one of you retards landed a gig at Blizzard and got to work on Hallowfall?
>>492161891>girl on screen automatically = woke girlpowerHave sex
>>492160762you are just digging yourself a deeper hole
I'm gonna say it: The writing is on par with if not worse than Dragonflight.Streamers lied.It's not just the constant spelling errors and awkward syntax, but conceptually none of the lore here makes any sense.Earthen and half-elves are extremely hamfisted and their cultural practices don't jive with the situation they've developed them in.I don't care to watch Anduin and whatever her name is cry and hold hands while Aloyria sees if the greatest girlboss is either her or Xalatath and pretends to be Illidan.It's fucking awful. Delves are boring too.
so dagran is gay right?
>>492162095Okay anon, whatever you say
>>492162039
>>492152974>>492153281is this modded or you can actually play eredar now? warlocks too?
>>492162157Thats what your parents were wondering when they had a geeky teenage son.
>b-b-but the streamers said!
>>492162039haha i too don't remember this phrase ever being used before 4chan created it! i love 4chan i'm such a channer :D
>>492162096I genuinely liked the earthen zone stories while levelingHallowfall you can kind of ignore that the underlying lore doesn’t make a ton of sense, but then the plot and action come to a screeching halt and you have to start comforting everybody and reaffirming that they’re valid blah blah blahAzj Kahet is back to being fineThen that new max level chapter we got yesterday with the storm rooks and giant robot out of nowhere put us solidly back in dragon flight territory, yeah
>>492162316Stop.
>>492155726DWARVES. SUPERIOR.no i ain't posting mine
>start the intro quest in dalaran >anduin shows up and his head/face start flapping and jittering wildly out of sync with his speech the quality of these mini 'cutscenes' is garbage. What happened?
So Golden is gone, as is Danuser... Just how much did they shrink the wow team?because as expansion launches go this seems rather barebones
>>492162039>OK which one of you retards landed a gig at Blizzard and got to work on Hallowfall?if they made a quest called "glowie niggers tongue my anus" then i'd believe it
Why can't I play
>pass user since 2014
CLASSIC WONBIGLY
>>492162027Honestly, he's better than the other grifters. They must pay, and if he gets success out of it, so be it.
>>492162027>picI hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe>>489301796>>489316754
>>492162212Yeah. Now that the Legion's gone there's a quest to welcome some of the Man'ari back into Draenei society that unlocks red skin for Draenei, and Warlocks have been available for every race other than Drac'thyr for a while now. So you can make a red-skinned Draenei Warlock.The only complaint you see from time to time is we didn't get any of the fel scarring options NPC Man'ari get, so no glowing green fissures on the body. I do think you can get green eyes, though.
>>492162027
>>492160956They're from the Renown quartermasters. You need rank 6-8 to get them. Not sure if there are lower or higher requirements for non-cloth items as I didn't check.
>>492162547the only good thing about hallowfall was the look of the zone and the arathi gear. Ringing Deeps is way way way more comfy that I expected.
>>492104636
>enter new zone>be immediately welcomed and accepted by inhabitants>"oh no bad guys are attacking", "some of our people got corrupted", etc.>help inhabitants>move to another zone>repeat
>nobody played dark iron until TWW teaser>all the WE DONT NEED MORE DWARVES are gooning to earthern women>they still want bristle elves
>>492162883So not an allied race, just free new skin tone for regular draenei? Haven't played since Shadowlands release
>>492154398Look at those four balls, imagine how much testosterone she would have in her body.
>>492161281twitch is a dead site, everyone moved elsewhere
everyone knows the first part of a trilogy is the weakest one. they have to get all the boring story out of the way and set us up for all the cool action in Midnight. yall dooming too hard
>>492158258same shit with death coil having 2 stacks, it was meant to show one on each side per stack. And lava burst instas.. and a lot of procs
>>492162921Thanks anon, I only saw 3 in the vendors for>Dornhub>Deeps>Hallowfallbut I didn't see any others?
>"I think I'll try DPS this expac!">Been playing fury warrior the whole time I'm levelling>Level 79 and about to swap back to prot.I'm fucked to play prot for another 12 expacs aren't I?
If TWW is the "bad" expansion of the trilogy then we're in for some insane kino
>>492162027is this guy why there's a dialogue in Hallowfall about how nepotism is actually good and you're an idiot chud if you think someone in power hiring their child to do an extremely important job is strange
>>492154697i knel..
>>492163056Yeah. I think any level 70 can do it, regardless of race or faction, too. https://www.wowhead.com/news/manari-eredar-questline-walkthrough-seeing-red-spoilers-335034They also added Dark Ranger customization for Night Elves, Void Elves, and Blood Elves that turns their skin pale and eyes red: https://www.wowhead.com/guide/dark-ranger-customizations-transmog-how-to-unlockThere may be more that I'm forgetting.
Warrior or dk for m+ tanking?Which class for healing?What do I boost for a 2v2 arena pumper?
>>492160143why not
>>492163291There is one in Gundargaz in the Ringing Deeps also.
if the game is dead, why is is lagging so much right now
>>492154697She's fine except for the dumb broccoli hair. Also, why would they give her a shield that just floats where the rest of her arm was?
>>492159563thats honestly because blizzard fucking sucks at skintones and modeling black hair
>>492163414cheers anon thanks, I'll go have another look when the servers are back up
>>492154815You haven't moved on. Try to, anon.
>>492153356The Goatsee guy died btw
another day of prayer, surely this is the expac
>>492158381I'm playing slowly, doing all the side quests of every region on my main.The second region is much better than the first because it actually feels unique and not another dragonflight zone.The quests were fun and I enjoy the subterranean races and their antiques.Now I'm about to begin the third region, should be the best one since I'm a big human fun.The last zone with the nerubians looks like it's the worst one but only time will tell.Once I'm done I will start levelling my other tanks with warbound gear I got from my main.Should be faster too with the bonus.I don't see why so many people rush through the content, they paid for the game and try to skip it.
feels like this expansion was what should have followed BFA thematically and chronologically anduin losing access to the light because of the horrors of war would have been a good plot arc vs. the whole jailnos disasterkinda sad how much baggage SL threw onto the franchise. like a coal burner's unaborted mulatto
>>492163505The mock-up black and Asian human customizations they showed initially were so much better done than what we actually got lmao
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/leveling-difficulty-changes-incoming/1931861DEAD GAME
>>492163397*shoves my huge feet closer to your face*Answer my question.
>>492154398>AI slop
>"man passes the mantle or dies heroically, leaving the woman in charge" x3025cowabunga epic sauce dude
>>492161303formerly chuck's son of chuck's
Hallowfall is awesome shame the zones feel so short and small
>>492160319how do you get this?I remember I used to be able to see my purchase history back to 2006 but they changed it and its now just from 2014 or something
>>492163652yeah I dunno wtf happened. i'll always champion options but i have no idea how this poor indie company couldnt translate their ideas to the game properly
>>492163550You dont play evoker cause they dont wear half an armor set. You wont play a snake.
>>492163396Thanks a lot
am I ready to run nerubar palace normal when it drops?
>>492159818
>>492161336Sadly, we are so backI CAN breed
>>492162942>one of them was a traitor>track down the traitor>they laugh and teleport away
>>492163869You wouldn't download a car
>>492163710This is pretty much what happened to Sparta.
>>492163679It's actually funny how many fucking tourists who can't let go of WoW have to pop in with a 5 hour old link. Look how many did it in this thread alone.Literally, move on. You can't, but try.
>>492163945ebin
>>492163710Also Magni leaves his hammer to Moira.>>492163784They are indeed small but mostly I don't mind since they are filled with activities.Feels like a return to Shadowlands.
>>492163402Why all of a sudden should they be doing more double/triple amount of dps then they were in the same day in DF content?
>>492163706>*shoves my huge feet closer to your face*More please... /lick /sniff /kiss>TankingBoth Warrior and DK are great M+ tanks right now. You can really choose either and do great. I personally think Warrior is more fun and does more damage.>HealsI think Monks, Pallies and Priests are doing good heals right now and are also super versatile.>2v2Mage, Hunter or Warlock. Each one is a monster right now.
>>492164008calm down sis he's a wow fan
>>492164052why not
>>492163907>he hasn’t fully upgraded all his heroic gear to 493 alreadyshan’t be getting an invite from me
>>492163572>big human fanLol.
Apologize.
>>492162931hey it that the fart fetish panda
>>492154697>dunks on everyone despite being crippled to the point where her being crippled is an afterthought>uses a jousting weapon on foot with ease like shes guts swinging the dragonslayerthat sounds pretty overpowered to me
>Dark can't hurt you if you keep light inside
>>492161281TWW is terrible, but imagine >watching twitch>using twitch as a popularity meter
>>492164191She's an expert in fog.
made the mistake to level warrior from scratch. didn't think i wanted to play one until after prepatch. what's the best way to level 15-70? what chromie time is best?
>>492164157it breaks thh ebb and flow of the combat and just makes you feel absolutely worse as you level up post 74 you drastically see the fall off
predict what classes / specs will be gutted soon after down time
I haven't played WoW since Shadowland launch. And now that I do want to play again after all that time, this downtime is feeling like an eternity. Then I gotta relearn how to play DK.
>>492161778>>492162008Actually not bait, I just looked at the site to see the realm list and they're all green on there.What the fuck mang, why did Blizz bait me?
>>492161608congrats, I don't know about addon's so much, healbot is pretty good iirc
>>492164292level through dungeons and BGs and it'll go so fast you won't even notice it
>>492154697Shaniqua would be better as a healer/support character. That arm-shield thing is so stupid.
>>492164384Stop deleting your characters then, you silly billy.
delves feel like they have the exact same problem as Island Expeditions. The devs make a big deal out of how you're supposed to have fun and explore without worrying about try harding, then you enter the second Delve you find and it literally puts a fucking limit on how many steps you're allowed to take
Monk or Warrior for tanking?
so what do new characters introduced in the story have to do/be in order to be accepted here.i'm genuinely curious. i know most of you are just shitposting but what qualities go into making a new, awesome character in WoW that won't immediately get them accused of being mary sues or whatever new boogeyman term is hot nowadaysbecause personally every character in Warcraft is bullshit but that's what makes them fun
>>492164395>bgsfuck off retarded reddit minigamer
>>492164050>Magni leaves his hammer to MoiraI mean, he previously gave it to Anduin, who gave it to Baine, who gave it back to Anduin, who gave it back to Magni. You can look at it as heckin' epic girlboss stuff if you want, but the priest ending up with her family's ancestral mace isn't really anything to raise an eyebrow over. Particularly since Moira's probably got more testosterone in her than Anduin and Baine combined.
>>492161608>>492164368Yeah, an addon that lets you bind heals to a click is really helpful. There is going to be times where you need to get a heal off immediately, and the short time it takes to move your mouse, click someone, and then press heal, is too long.Mouseover heals macros can help and are what I use on my healer alts, or you can find an addon.
>>492163679>>492158810Go back to le rrreddit faggot
>>492164507OH NO NO NO NODUNGEON MINI GAME SISSY UPPITY
>more and more new strong female characters>only Xal is allowed to be smug Stacy
So who will be the next allied race for each faction after the Earthern nonsense.>Alliance: Bat Trolls>Horde: ... ?
>>492164368Thank you! I'll check it out!
>>492162547>I genuinely liked the earthen zone stories while levelinghere's every single earthen quest boiled down:>male earthen does a stupid thing>female earthen needs your help to save the day (she has a beard!)>occasional quirky quest about kobolds whose models look really fucking gross and bara-like
>>492164489The people seething about any new character are almost universally only interested in gay sweaty bara muscular hulkish men. So... don't worry about it.
>>492164395>dungeonsWhich expansion/era?>>492164546>Moira's probably got more testosterone in her than Anduin and Baine combined.I want to fuck her so bad
Any Dracthyr NPCs in TWW?
>>492164546>Particularly since Moira's probably got more testosterone in her than Anduin and Baine combinedImagine how hairy she is down there.
>>492164507kill yourself transvestiteBGs are amazing XP and incredible fun, if you can't hang maybe you should just hang
>>492164630downvoted
>>492164050Moira is based though.
>>492164430oops posted too early servers not back up yet
im just finna say it. wow won>n-no it didnt
>>492164638Horde will get the bidped spiders maybe?I assume Jaina REEEEEEs at them too hard and does another WHOOPSIE genocide so they run into the Horde's embrace.>Jaina Proudmoore, chief Horde recruitment officer through extreme racism
>>492164476To be fair, you can go back and explore without the mechanic. I've been doing that for the delves with those sorts of mechanics. Just speed to the end, then go back to get the chest and exp items and check out the delve.Still kinda crap design, since it means you run through the damn thing twice on a single run.
>>492164507>>492164738I say that with love and all due respect
>>492164638Gonna be some deep earth goblin abomination.
>>492164792
>>492164294eh sure i thought it was fun to bulast for 5 or so levels and level super quick, going to be boring either way after 2 characters
Inky black + ringing deeps so comfy
Haven't played in years. I'm assuming delves are basically just the scenarios from MoP but with LFR loot? Is there/ will there be a magetower/brawlers guild esque version that is a decent challenge/ gear check?
The number of female characters on your account says a lot about you>0-1: straight white male>2-3: sissy/beta male>4+:troon/degenerate coomer
>>492164919Based
>>492164792True, canon QoS is extremely based.
>>492164919babydoll isnt black 0/10
DAILY LOCKOUT!!!!!
>>492164919
>>492164991They're not that interesting desu, it's just run through a solo dungeon with Brann while doing a certain task or quest in them.They're pretty fucking dull, hopefully they get more interesting with harder difficulties
>>492164567I was struggling with that exactly, as it was removing my attention from the fight. I still have a lot of things to learn but it was so fun and the way people thanked me was amazing. Never had happened before and it made me really happy.
Have the pushed back the maintenance end time yet?
>>492164638the Arathi so they can have human/KT models (all are black)
>>492165212They haven't even reached the end of the originally projected window yet, go touch grass
>Finally get to itch to play WoW>Servers are downBack to ATLYSS I guess
>>492164891Please let it be the og buggosIf we get fucking elf bugs I will scream
>>492165315holey based
>>492165315If only they projected it out a full fucking day in advance, oh wait...
>>492165315WoW desperately needs sliders
>Spectacular zones>music is grandiose>Kobolds are the most interesting monster race (much cooler than Gnolls)>Dwarves and Humans are more interesting than Elves and Orcs>The Titans lore (Order) is more interesting than the other cosmic powers>Quests are once again mature and serious, with a few touches of humor and lightness here and there (the opposite of Dragonflight)This is the best expansion in history so far.
SERVERS UP!!
>>492165050how does this make you feel?
I thought they fixed it or something
>>492165303I don't want to touch grass. I want to stay inside and play WoW all day.
>>492164638realistically they'll introduce or reintroduce some randomass race in a later patch and that's what we'll be getting
I could have fixed him
>>492165394She doesn't know he's already taken.
>>492165387
>>492165382Sliders are for coomer games
>>492165383No one is playing it though, remix was more hype than this
On top of doing trash dmg BM also has a bug where some pet damage sources transfer aggro to the hunter
>Faerin becomes an ethereal so she's no longer ugly but also no longer has boobsDo you like her now?
>>492165156Everyone loves a good healer. When a healer performs well I usually try to say something like nice heals, good work. And yeah, I'd give a macro like this a try: >#showtooltip>/cast [@mouseover, help, nodead] SPELLNAMEHEREThis will let you cast the spell just by mousing over the person's portrait in the party frame which saves precious time and keeps your eyes on the mechanics.>>492165315I keep thinking about this game. That's all I'll say.>>492165557Which is what WoW is.
>Kill off all the old male characters >New female Mary Sue is overpowered >Male character looks weak before dying >Entire expansion is just females yapping >YASSS QUEEN SLAY BITCH Metzen can't fix this
>prot warrior>Fine control>80+ apm easy>Never miss a proc, fucking future sight>Top dps, never die, never rage cap, never overlap CDs, perfect movement for 100% uptime But then>Play DK>Flop around uselessly>HP ping-pongs but in a bad way>Constantly feel that I don't have enough GCDs>Half of the time under boned >Dogshit at controlling the ball>Pretty sure I press everything out of order>Don't know what HS is forBros am I retard?
>>492165505>Daddy issues, the expansion.
>>492165629Her tits are probably as mangled as the rest of her. One's pointing the wrong direction and the other's missing a nipple.
>>492165629wow all of a sudden faerin is awesome
Well?
>>492165705Genuinely feel like they did this shit on purpose just to spite Metzen knowing he couldn't do anything against it
>>492165606>No one is playing it thoughCitation needed
>>492165505I could have had a happy monogamous family with him
>>492165557>WoW>not coomer baitYou think too small, meat
>>492165681>>492165156fyi ever since dragonflight you can enable mouseover functionality from the settings no need for macros/addons
>>492165681anything an avatar tranny says is invalid
>>492165858Oh wow really? I didn't know that.
>>492165505I could've fixed him with dragonboy tribbies...
>>492165729Bdk scales well with haste. They're best at the end of an expansion of they're good at all.
>Kill off all the old male characters (Thrall and Anduin)>New male Gary Sue is overpowered (Zovaal)What the fuck is this woke bullshit
>>492165729are you literally me?
>>492166113>Alpha white male>Mind breaks all beta cucks>Mind breaks and EFFORTLESSLY manipulates holes (women) thanks to his high iqJ'lor was BASNEEDO thobeit?We love Zovaal and Danukino here.
did I miss somewhere in the current campaige where thrall and Anduin die?
I have severe arachnophobia.Why do I want to sex her?
>cryboomers hate dragonriding>they add combat to dragonriding
>>492165812Pretty sure a lot of it was spite. They didn't even have to bring Arthas up. It was like they did all the damage they could hoping he couldn't recover from it.
based cucknadian ripped chad absolutely destroying NZ bogan midgethttps://www.twitch.tv/venruki/clip/PeppyDistinctSardineDeIlluminati-vMzuN0rpZxk2dWOd
Doomtroons tried to kill WoW for 2 years and they failed.The War Within performing better than Shadowlands and DragonflightIts also 10 times better than Legion.
>>492166142Do you also squat to failure in-between mythic dungeons because it makes your tclap damage go up?
>>492166359It's the voices. It's always the voices
>>492166359They have an arachnophobe mode now nonny!
>>492164193how is that different from any other "epic bad ass" character in this game?
>>492166359you are mentally ill and severely touched starved
>>492166415Cope, look at twitch numbers. Retail is done for.
>>492166463>any other "epic bad ass" charactername two
>>492165505Is this the shittiest patch-end-boss we’ve ever had?
>>492166359>Friendly animal that attacks insects that would harm us humans AHHHH IM GOING INSANE
>>492166359Well that's because run along little morsel~
>>492166549isn't twitch dying in general?because ad spam?
>>492165505
Who is the retard that greenlit Premonition for priest?
>>492166451now that's just silly
The retarded mutt is going to marry anduin isn't she?...
>>492166403all i know is that this quin guy plays diablo 4 and that's enough for me to disregard everything he says
>>492166549Honestly, despite the Mary Sue nigger, and all the female empowerment bullshit. It's pretty fucking good.
>>492166576garrosh and kurdran wildhammer
>>492166097Haste scaling at the beginning of an expansion feels so fucking badI was sitting at 5% haste on my enh shaman after hitting 80 and wanted to cry every fight
>>492166493>touched starvedProof that this is a real thing and not some made up bullshit?
>>492166549Don't bother, those trannies will never grasp fashy und freshy is the ONLY solution because that means they get hung from lampposts
>>492166821How is enhc right now? Thinking about leveling my shamy or rogue as my meele this xpac.
how come there was no horde story in this expansion?
>>492166821All classes that rely heavily on secondary stats suck at the start of an xpac. Look at fire mage.
>>492166684Somehow more terrifying
>>492167017Because the Alliance playerbase throws a tantrum anything the Horde does anything.
>>492167017Blizzards hates the Horde and its playerbase for showcasing too much toxic masculinity and loves to punish them as much as they possibly can
>>492166684>A mode for arachnophobia>Sea arachnidslmao theyre mocking you sweaty
>>492158057i was scrolling through the thread and the moment I expanded this, i got a rock hard erection. God i wanna rape these 2 bimbos so badly
>>492167017midnight will be all about horde, metzen plays vulpera hunter
>>492167017I saw that thrall guy somewhere once while leveling!
>>492166803those characters aren't crippled
>>492167192Horde playerbase is 90% twink bloodelves though.
>>492166916classic is dead. it was only relevant for few months when retailchads played molten core and bwl.get over it
>looking at monk hero talents>shado-pan seems less gay>12% armor reduction talentuhhmight be retarded question, butdo mobs even have armor anymoredidnt they change that when they removed sunder and shit a while agothe fuck
>>492167017Didn't really have one last xpac. It's been alliance heavy for a while. Pretty sure this is how we empower Metzen to take creative control. I don't think the women or trannies at NuBlizz can create a horde centric expansion. They'll have to defer to him.
>>492167192it's important to note that the interview he got "cancelled" for is LITERALLY THE REASON HE GOT AN NPC NAMED AFTER HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>492167192funny because all the offended fags from 2007 are already dead cause of aidsliterally corpse grindr
>>492167383legion classic will save us
>>492161491Instantly came ropes to this and I'm not even a foot fag
>>492167383>TWW is so shit they had to pay classic streamers like Guzu and Savix to play retoilet on releaseEmbarrassing
omw to carry you
early access chads won
>le fly through rings shit again>bounce on this slime without touching ground>figure out the order of button pressses on this 3 butotn machine>get launche dinto the air and collet floating thing on your way downHoly shit, if I wanted to do that fucking thing, I'd be playing Genshin ImpactFor FREE
>>492167461Blizzniggers get the rope
>>492167192>Horde>Masculine Maybe before blood elves were released
>>492167017what horde?the nightborne ELVES?the blood ELVES?the undead lead by a human priest?or do you mean as of next week the DWARFS?nice "horde" ya got there. looks a lot like alliance to me
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>>492161178Fuck Kerrigan and her whole forced redemption arcShe established herself as an irredeemable villain in Brood War, her SCII characterization is assMengsk should have won and killed her and her whiny simp Raynor
>>492166403Chud69 is a dadcel
>>492150389just download whatever is most popular on whatever addon manager you're usingsome kind of autoloot, bag manager, better ui, etc
>>492167338Drek'thar and Arenvald Lentinus
SERVER UP
>>492165681>>492165858Amazing! Thank you, anons! I'll be a better healer in no time!
>>492167582Streaming is declining, while retail is trending on Google Trends.Retailchads won. You are out bitch.
>>492166998Go stormbringer, tempest is crazy
>>492167017Horde isn't allowed to have a story other than extended humiliation rituals where they worship Anduin as Jesus, Buddha and Muhammad combined
>>492167482Legion classic isn't classic. The dividing line is cata. We would need another general for legion classic.
>>492165394Makes me racist
>>492167771You got this. Do you play on NA?
EXTENDED TO 10AMDEAD GAME
>>492167934Im just waiting on WoD/Legion sneedwalking
>>492166865I had sex after one entire year of not having sexI felt a lot better after having sexPre-sex I really wanted to have sexBut I had sexI'm all better now
>>492167461Getting mad over a joke proves Alliance players actually are massive faggots funnily enough
>>492166403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRdrJKe-wcwit's up
>>492167764You lied to me.... now taste my BLADE*lunges at you slashing wildly*
>>492167786Retoilet cope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRdrJKe-wcwDOOMTITANS WINNING BIGLY
>>492168095ben sharpiero looks so freakin' coooooooooooool
extendedfuck this piece of shit worthless fucking nigger companyHOLY FUCK
>>492167989MoP had some good raids. I'll probably do MSV ToT again when they release mop classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRdrJKe-wcwYOUTUBER IS QUITTING IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UP
>>492166415
>>492167017> horde mongrels when the story doesn't revolve around them for once
>Try The Theater TroupeIts literally the mazed meme comes to life kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UXk9hLORYE
Dream expansion rotation>BfA zones>Legion powers (artifact weapons/gear)>Legion raids>WotLK story>Dragonflight exploration>BfA design/art directionNightmare expansion rotation>Shadowlands zones>BfA powers>WoD raids>TWW story>WoD exploration>Shadowlands design/art direction
>>492167017>thrall gets like two lines in a cutscene>they are muted for some reasonhumiliation ritual for hordekeks
>>492168243If you didn't fully expect it that's on you. Blizz has been known for their unparalleled for literally 20 years.
>>492168181When was he last relevant?
>>492168038>>492168181>>492168305BASED QUINDOOMCHADS WE FUCKING WON
>>492168181Will DoomGODS ever get tired of winning?
>>492166359voiceevery time I want to fuck something disgusting it's because of her voice
>>492168423>Dream expansion>BfA zones
>>492168363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGgTy5YJ-g
>3 hour downtime 2 days after launch just so they can make dungeons take 10 seconds longerniggersnigger blizzardwho fucking caresjust let me play the game you FUCKING NIGGERS
>>492168305>le flying is le bad >give us ground mountsholy cringe
>>492168423what was wrong with WoD raids tho?Margok, german meme twins and Archi mythic were based???
>>492168334Every time the story "revolves" around Horde it's just to completely fuck us over.Meanwhile every time the story revolves around Alliance (which is literally every expansion) Blizzard adds more woke shit to the game.Allincels have a massive victim complex.
>>492167763what makes drek a "bad ass"? he's just a blind orc shaman who becomes an absolute jobber in vanilla and onward>Arenvald Lentinuswho
>mfw the hordes leader stand-in cunt is a brown woman named Gay Are Ya ey yo this aint real right
>>492156634The spider friends are working with us because they hate the space squids and dosent want to return in their teamThe mantids were immediately stated to be Old Gods loyalists only working with Is to stop their crazed Queen for no longer working for the squids. Pretty much the opposite situation
>>492168595>Kul Tiras not being the best Alliance zone in the gameEither tranny or melanated.
>>492168423>WoD raids>NightmareNigger, BRF is regarded as a top 5 raid of all fucking time. Highmaul was kino as well.
>>492167017good, horde are disgusting freaks and any time they're on my screen my experience is worse
>>492168723Drek'thar 1-shot me, the future savior of azeroth, with a WHIRLWIND attack 19 years agoHe also slaughtered 39 of my comrades
HOLY FR*CK THE STREAMNIGGER IS QUITTINGIT'S OVER
>>492167017You mean the same horde that was cuckolded into basically no longer existing at the end of BFA?
>>492168363I forgot about this meltdown. The shit was funny as fuck.
>>492168617
How do I even get knowledge points from skinning? I got 100 skinning and 7 skill points.
>>492168723>Arenvald Lentinusdrek'thar is a blind shaman and was thrall's teacher. Also Zul'jin had his arm cut off and was still a ferocious troll warrior.
>>492168889should have done the towers, bitch nigga
>need to wait 3 weeks to play m+whose idea was it
>>492154697because its clear Faerin was not supposed to look like that originally, none of her voicelines match up with a person that looks like that. Someone at blizzard decided that the original deisgn, whatever it was, did not score high enough on their interal inclusivity chart so they had to start make alterations.
You now remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-YMR6l7h4g&t=1s
>>492168305>It's another grifter YouTuber hoping on the Doomer Train to get the Asmongold crowd of doomposting again
>>492169001Speaking of meltdowns.
>>492169072Thats how it has always been
>>492167470>literally corpse grindr
>>492168892Caring about what someone who literally has 69 in their username thinks.
>>492168713Alliance woke? Brother the horde is literally all elves and fox furfags and "diversity is our greatest strength" type of faggot shit.
>>492169076>its clear Faerin was not supposed to look like thatbased on?
ok after leveling every class to 80 i have concluded that Resto Shaman and Guardian Druid are the most fun. which one should i main?
>>492169130Dude, he came back? After that rant and taking down posters and shit? Lmao.
MAINTENANCE DELAYED AN "HOUR"DEAD GAME
>>492164919If that plastic baby isn't gay you're playing the wrong game.
>>492169192It was pretty funny making all the furries go to horde though. Only to be totally ignored. KEK!
>>492154697>disability is just visual and she's still a great combatant despite lacking two things that are ESSENTIAL to being a great fighter>always hopeful and optimistic, never gets sad or depressed and cheers everyone up>excellent leader>excellent diplomat to the point she's the one chosen to deal with the other races>not overpoweredShe might actually be the worst mary sue I've seen since Rey. She's even related to a past major character for no good fucking reason other than to make her more super speshul OC donut steel.
wowchads wonwe fucking won
EXTENDED EXCUSE MEMAINTENANCE EXTENDED DEAD GAME
wow lostwow wonit's over
>>492169161>Fisher was referenced in the game when Blizzard introduced a non-player character named "Gorge the Corpsegrinder" into the Wrath of the Lich King expansion in 2008. The character was later renamed to "Annihilator Grek'lor" in 2021, coinciding with the emergence of allegedly homophobic remarks about the Alliance faction made by Fisher in 2007. Neither Fisher or Blizzard have commented publicly on the matter.
Why is wow so insufferably gay and lame now?
>>492169350It's so much better though, the xivvies all hate him now too.
Notice how its only alliancefags still playing this trash
>>492169619Mostly because of all the female employees and the simps working there trying to impress them.
>>492168305its only been a few days
>>492169619You should fit right in then!
>>492169619Written by communists that have never experienced any amount of adversity in their entire lives that wasn't from an online conversation.
Why do all of the earthen talk so slow?I just finished the first zone and the voice acting pales in comparison to mop's voice acting
>>492169619Because the transfag furry retards on Reddit run the world now
>>492169192>furfags>forgetting worgen and draenei (and pandaren and dracfags)LOL???
>>492169619Californian culture has morphed to be as gay and lame as humanly possible
>>492167283Imagine lubing up a large dildo, and slowly shoving it up into his gaping hairy asshole. Fuck! I love World of Warcraft bros!
>>492169619it only reflects the current western society
>>492169628kek
>>492169781they made them robots to cover up skimping on the voice acting budget
>>492169603Not my hecking faggots! How dare that man disparage my super valid homosexerino's.
>>492169818bUt DrAeNeI aReN't FuRrIeS
>>492169779>Written by communistsgod i wish this was true
>>492169754I'm Horde tho...
>clears throatAHUM, sex wtih gnomes
>>492163907>white number
clocked out of worktime to log into my favorite game
>>492170047Can't log intime to goon to 'strasza
>>492169226Her voice doesn't match her appearance AT ALL
>randomly extended maintenance by an hourfUck OFF
>EU hours>Thread is full of insufferable faggotry
>>492170038Working on it.https://files.catbox.moe/jllcpo.png
>>492169818> WorgenYeah true> DraeneiNot furry> Pandaren and troondragonsthese go to both horde and alliance so they don't count.I would never make the claim that alliance isn't gay and retarded or free from furries though, it's just very funny that a hordefag would accuse alliance of being "woke".
/ourguy/ likes the new xpac, so ehy are doomers so mad?
can someone tell me how do you unlock world quests in azj kahet?
>>492169754good, hordeniggers get out of my game
>>492169619Small hat tribe infiltrated teaching positions so they could influence people decades ago and now their subversive teachings have bore fruit.
>>492169783>the worldRedditors can't even run their own fucking lives. They're about to be mocked relentlessly, and being the followers that they are, they'll simply join in and pretend they never went to that website.
>>492170140
>>492170161>draenei aren't furryyeah cope, enjoy your blue goats goatfucker.
>>492170047Impregnate this whore!
Lag
>>492169986Lead designer for DF
>>492170140zamn
>>492170163hollowfall is literally the coolest zone ever. The 4 zones are high tier but hf is on another leve
>>492149441EU CROSS REALM WOWG GUILD?>EU CROSS REALM WOWG GUILD!Guild: ElysianRealm: Quel'ThalasRecruitment: Contrition-Quel'Thalas (alliance) Laralie-ArgentDawn (alliance) Gargot-ArgentDawn (horde)
>>492170118so just based on your feelings? do you have any real reason or is that it
>>492165212Please sir get new material
>>492170259Thanks, I will.
Blizzard employees getting upset again!
>>492170118What, you were expecting her to talk like a skank ass hoe from the ghetto?
>>492170381I literally saved that image off of a thread a month ago.
>>492169619It's made by f*ggot californians
>>492170304nothing in this image suggests that he is a communist
>>492170304What's that on his face? Is that monkeypox?
>>492170312If HF is so cool then; EXPLAIN THE FUCKING WATER WHEELSTHEYDONTMAKESENSEWHICH RETARD PLACED THEM
>>492170381Why aren't you telling the reddit frog posters to get new material as well?
>>492170381please do the needful saar and get new materials
>>492170692because he is one
>>492170312hallowfall is really cool, but i dont think ive ever been as curious about a zone as i am about quelthalas/SMC which are coming up
>>492164107Good girl.
>>492170692because he is a tranny
>>492170598It's a character design option
>say faerin is a stupid character because she is a stupid character>literally a racist magical negro trope>people say you hate her because you're racist
>>492170467Ayo Andy, yo jus gots to stahp bein sad'n sheeeit. Know' Wah Um sayin?
>>492170163Hallowfall is just the southern bit of Borean Tundra but if it was literally just nerubians
servers up
>>492167976I do! I heard somewhere that a tavern in Goldshire was always full on the Moonguard server, so I went to check it out and it was wild. People naked everywhere. Anyway, I'm still looking for a guild, name's Caeldrich, one-eyed holy priest.
EU bros, maintenance is finally over.
If female dwarves have always had beards, how come normal and Dark Iron dwarven females do not have them but Earthen do?
>>492170789Oh fuck.Hhhfffhhh
>maintenance on a Wednesday
>>492170140Greedy slut
>>492170982chud devsthey're fixing it!please ignore that dwarves are one of the least played races and earthen will be too
>>492170381thank god no one does this to maye as the tranny is a protected class citizen in this thread
>>492170956Goldshire is definitely an experience that many people go to check out for the novelty, or some degenerate fun of their own.But yeah, I'll add you when the servers come back up. We can run some Delves or Heroics or something.
>>492171092Aren't dwarves like 6th played race or so? Behind orcs.
>>492170908>Ayo Andy, yo jus gots to stahp bein sad'n sheeeit. Know' Wah Um sayin, cracka?ftfy
>>492170692ace combat is based thoughever
>>492169619Literally womenPretty much everything that becomes dominated by them becomes gay and lameTake for example what left wing politics used to be vs what they are now
>>492170982it's been a tolkien joke forever, so basically it's a mistake that they dont
>>492171092>Indeed this strangeness they have that no Man nor Elf has ever seen a beardless Dwarf - unless he were shaven in mockery, and would then be more like to die of shame than of many other hurts that to us would seem more deadly. For the Naugrim have beards from the beginning of their lives, male and female alike; nor indeed can their womenkind be discerned by those of other race, be it in feature or in gait or in voice, nor in any wise save this: that they go not to war, and seldom save at direst need issue from their deep bowers and halls.
>>492168305I'm not watching all that. Here's an AI generated summary for those who gives a fuck.
>>492171435Nobody cares. Go back to your livestreamer reddit.
>day 3 of expansion>already hitting page 3Its never been more over than that.
>>492171435How did you get an AI summary? Loop me in, I'm dumb and old
>>492171264no, despite having an OP racial no one plays dwarves or dark irons
>>492171532You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you? I literally prefaced by saying that I'm not watching that. Which part about that lead you to believe that I care about streamers? I added the summary to make the post give some meaning without forcing people to give views and/or engagement to a "content creator". Nigger retard.
>>492171425It's actually not known whether they wear false beards to travel though. Dwarves are extremely protective of their women in tolkiens universe, owing to the fact that dwarven women make up only 1/3 of the dwarven population.
>>492171435so he's just mad that he got owned in pvpgot it
>>492170140>footabaysed
>>492171725Yeah a bunch of us camped him on OCE servers and he chucked a melty
>>492167192>White>Successful >Good person>Horde>WPvP god>Not a maze instancuck>Classic fashiology onlyName a more ICONIC set of features
>>492170467I was expecting engilish with a heavy sub-saharan french accent actually.
>>492170140>liard modelsmake your own retard
>>492171581I used Artificial Intelligence.No, but seriously I just added the link to the video on this site: https://notegpt.io/youtube-video-summarizer
>dwarf expansion>dont fix dwarves archeology racial despite having soft removed archeology expansions ago>have delves>still dont bring back archeology in an improved waylmao no effort filler faggot expansion >M-midnight w-w-will sa-save w-warlo>m-metzen kino i-incoming, trust the plan
>>492171264This was from BFA, but they are down there with Worgen.
>>492171761This one will be animated handjob with the gnome giving each girl a power infusion to see if they can hold out.I'm thinking of a follow-up where the winner gets to stretch her or get a footjob.>>492171858>Implying I'm an artistI'm a paypiggy commissioner sis.
This dude really sitting through 3 hours of maintenance. I'm impressed.
>>492171942Why biofems only play bimbodorei?
>>492172004I appreciate his stream, I can get my drops thankfully
>>492171872Dope, ty Anon
>>492172004go back to your streamer subreddit
>>492172004whos the troon
>>492167583Cute can I worship your slit uwu
>>492171942>bfause dataofazeroth for current information and they are way more popular now because of their busted racials
>>492171963I don't really care, bearded dwarf women is stupid and this isn't LoTRwe want hot shortstacks
>>492172072Make me faggot.
>>492171946>paying money for tranny shitsomehow even worse
>got my Ghastly Charger on the AH back in MoP when TCG mounts were mass duped and were everywhere>was my favorite for a long time as a male Undead Mage main since Horde doesn't have a lot of smaller flying mounts>enjoyed it a lot>now everyone gets itBased. Looks a little goofy with skyriding but I'm glad other niggas get it too.
>>492172042Closest thing to being a real world stacy ingame. Much like most virgins play the most buff chad races to be the closest thing to a chad
ong i hate dragonflying so much. blizzard knows its the shittiest method of flying btw thats why they put normal flying behind a *checks notes*¨a fucking achievement? fuck off
>>492172042Women really only want to play as hot females. You had those twitter retards saying they loved fat kul tiran because they look like them and then never played them.
>>492172228the duping was during wod but yes that was a magic time.
>>492172360>duping only happened one timeKEK!
>>492171946>xir has never opened blender in her lifebaka
>>492172263Just explore everything and unlock the old flying type (steady flight). It's that easy.
>>492172263Wait, I have regular flying as well, what did I do that unlocked it, I didn't even notice?
>>492172228It looked like shit then, looks like shit now.
>>492172004He also abused his wife until she attempted suicide
>>492172228I actually really like the skyriding animation for it, looks like you're galloping through the sky
>>492172263walk then, bitch
>>492172453I downloaded it, downloaded WoW model viewer, downloaded models and textures, imported a model to Blender...... and quickly got overwhelmed by all the things. I will eventually come back to it and work little by little to understand it more.
>>492169619Because only holes work there now.
>>492172515>attemptedSkill issue.
>>492172263they made pathfinder in this expac piss easy to get and not even timegated like it was in every other one
how are some people playing wow rn?
>>492172680EU still up sissy
>>492171241>Goldshire is definitely an experience that many people go to check out for the novelty, or some degenerate fun of their own.I came from empty servers and the amount of people in the tavern alone made my jaw drop, so I decided to stuck around and now I'm having a good time with my first healer, doing honest work.>We can run some Delves or Heroics or something.Cool! I'll be there!
>>492172680maybe eu is up
>>492170330>ADInterest in cboy dracthyr players??Or shemale mandigas only?
>>492170342Retarded cuck
>>492172758>>492172792I see. ty.
>>492172775Moon Guard is definitely the place to be bro. We got all kinds of people and it's nice to have a vibrant server life.
>>492172468NTA, but iirc, its just exploring each zone fully and finishing the campaign. Its just playing the story and flying through each zone once.Anyone complaining about this is a moron.
>"The War Within now live!">buy game>no servers available>money stolen
Has the maintenance end time been pushed back again yet?
>>484951161>>489747670OH NO NO NO NOAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
There's the meltdown
>>492040209rate my mog
>>492172680Stop making me homicidal
>>492172825I play a cboy aug dracthyr actually.
>>492172775hes trying to groom you into watching sissy hypno and beating off with him btwthats 95% of moonguard
>>492172969frostwolf knot polisher/10
>>492172969bland and forgettable
>>492172969Basic bitch/10.
>>492171435everything he said is true
>>492172969Furfag/10
>>492172992No I'm not.
>>492172775>watching all these people having gay sex made my jaw dropYou should fall 24 blocks in minecraft.
>>492172360It happened in Cata too retard
>>492172680Is wowo down in US?Are they trying to roll back the knowledge fuckup? lmao
>>492173037>>492173051>>492173105>>492173165wtf????? rude????
>>492173198>characters standing next to eachother>"THAT IS GAY SEX!!!!"holy fuck you need to go outside
>>492173251They're probably patching in the scaling fix. Making it harder for 70s to kill shit.
>>492173198But gay sex is literally better than normal sex, retard.
>>492172969strong 3/10
what race/class/spec do i play if i have an extremely large penis?i would play gnoll but bli$$ard is still too stupid to make them playable.
>>492172828i guess notwell, your feelings don't make things true so come back if you ever have more than that
>burgers got maintenance 2 days in a rowlmao?
>>492173493I really wish I could play those things.
>>492172110He doesn't have a slit he has a huge exposed knotted cock and massive balls
>>492170118yes it does it matches it exactly.She sounds like a middle class british black girl.Dominique Tipper, Nagata from the expanse, for exampleBritish actress, even looks like her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xCiX4MTNho
>>492173338Anon you and I both know that's what they're doing. The post that post linked to also explicitly says they're having gay sex. Do you think it's a secret moonguard is for fags?
>>492172969"I'd pull 6 of you in an instance then die because my nigger group can't los your chain lightings and pop the totems"/10
>>492173493>any furry race>large penisanon, any fetish that requires using prosthetic dicks to get off, by definition, does not have big penises
>take flight>kamikaze into trees>lose all momentum and fall downI LOVE DYNAMIC FLYING
>>492173589>Male human and female night elf standing next to eachother>Must be gay sexNeat
>>492173493mechagnome fire mage
>>492172981Samesies...What the hell...
>>492173676>fly into solid object>WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>492173587is she the new debra wilson
>>492173493Play literally any furry race, especially worgen.
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/leveling-difficulty-changes-incoming/1931861>Need 3 hours to make the game harder for slowpokes that didn't exploit early exploit often
>>492170140Wait is that Trollanons gnome?
*flies up to beledar and farts**crystal turns green*IM UNHINGED
>>492173706>two dudes erping>not gay
>>492172825>>492172981>>492173802Based.
>>492173676if it were me i just wouldn't hit trees
>>492173706>IRL male human and male human furiously typing how they would fuck each other >not gaytwosweatydudes.jpg
>>492172825Please be atleast somewhat normal.
>>492173914A little bit LOCO
>>492173882they're also rolling back the people who exploited gathering knowledge but they won't talk about that for some reason
>>492173587https://www.wowhead.com/npc=221100/faerin#soundsfor comparisons sake.Clearly if Stormwind is Germany and Lordaeron was France, the Arathis Empire, the splinter humans across the sea, are going to be the Britrathi Empire.
>>492173598So like, a 6? 7? that's not bad. But I'm not a shaman anon, I'm a DK.
>>492173493tauren
>>492173947>>492173963>Penis in vagina is now gayWe've come full circle
>erm actually making levelling via dungeons go by slower is A Good Thing, Actuallyhow do you respond without sounding mad
>>492169619>gay and lame
>>492174062I don't play this game
>>492173986I am pretty normal, I don't really talk much outside of shitposting and prefer to engage in sfw rp in wow, if I ever do sorry :(
>>492174062english retard
>>492174062unironically it would have been a good thing if they did it before the 23rd. after then it was too late.
>>492173846no idea who this m8 I only know of tipper from the Expanse and she the only british black actress I could think of off the top of my head. But they have a very similar accent and I noticed it immediately.
>>492174048anon, it's two menthere is no penisthere is no vaginait's a chatroomit's phone sex
>>492174062Yeah not letting level 70s do 4x the damage of a fully heroic geared level 80 is a good thing, actually.
>>492174062I agree
>>492173493vulpera, anything else means youre overcompensating, ergo larper
>>492172004Eu bro's.. how does he have triple our viewers looking at a fucking loading screen!?
>>492173880Nah, Worgen players are actual cuckolds. They play a race that canonically despises itself while trying to LARP as Chads and have zero plot relevant characters that actually remain in their beast form. They're routinely mocked within Goldshire, are considered cringetards by the vast majority of their own playerbase, and get jealous over others at the drop of a hat.
New thread:>>492174237>>492174237>>492174237
>>492174025I guess the Arathi will be all mutt or black since that's what American lefties think the UK should be.
>>492174062The leveling dungeons are boring as fuck now
>>492174062Game did unironically feel too fast and easy at first like I was just walking though shit with my welfare gear.>>492174174I agree the change after EA is sleazy, but IMO it needed to happen, the open woprld should not be utterly trivial and one of the reasons people disregard it so often is that for a long time it has been trivial in both difficulty and rewards.
>>492174041Akshually in terms of body mass/size ratio, canines are in-fact the largest land mammal on average
>>492172680Not enough niggas know that you can make the details windows transparent
>>492172969How many times will it be
I hit 80 and just about to finish ringing deeps. Can I continue the main quest in hallow fall on a different 70 character or would I have to do both zones again?
>>492174762humiliated him he'll gonna kys hisself
>>492172853I'm having a blast, there's so much people everywhere that it truly makes me think "man this really is an MMO.">>492172992The thought of this is disturbing.>>492173198That's not what I meant, but I get what you mean. They really were all naked and with bikini mogs or something.>>492173706I really doubt women play WoW, anon.
>>492175212You Need to complete the story of all zones one time for the alt bonuses. So go down and rush the story chapters of the hyperborean catholic crusaders / spider weirdos
