Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #221 - Mario and Mickey Edition-------->Mario News and Releases<「!」Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door has officially released!「!」Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD has officially released!Future Release Dates:「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree releases on October 17th, 2024「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership releases on November 7th, 2024「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD releases on January 16th, 2025「!」Mario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026Current News Links:「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree Official Website (JPN) & Pauline trailerhttps://www.nintendo.com/jp/switch/a7hla/index.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNfiHcQqHk「!」"Zapper & Score SP" is a Mario-centric light-gun game featured in the Nintendo Museumhttps://youtu.be/JApUMBscKOc?t=479「!」Super Mario Party Jamboree Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKp9cD4e8ac「!」Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdjam3yHC-4「!」Mario & Luigi: Brothership Officially Revealedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5I3DcapElQ---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/>Etc. InterestPost any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!----Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcW3T3od2vQ----OP Template: https://rentry.org/kh7oy/raw----Previous World: >>494613840
>>495201304I miss when the purple and orange ones were more or less equals. Simpler times.
>>495201957I miss orange's cute little pepis.
Daisy, my beloved.
:)
Anyway as I was saying. Luigi isn't gay
>>495202478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiqLQUh0f38
>>495202478gay also means happy
>>495202478His pesto backshots are for Daisy only.
>>495202598Mario is projecting
>>495202478Like I was saying, we know, Daisy
>>495199487Not only that, but it's high when you consider the possibility of Peach not knowing how to handle lust altogether due to her position demanding a pristine mindset completely divorced from anything deemed "naughty" and not having much contact with members of the opposite sex to begin with. I see Peach's situation being akin to that meme about catholic girls.
Has Mario watched The Sopranos?
https://x.com/ya_mari_6363/status/1836421179302908178
>>495203021the mario art trend of nes peach has been great.
>>495202070You must miss it a lot, considering that it never existed to begin with.
Luigi is a gay motherfucker who deserves to rot in a painting.
Mamma mia...
>>495203917Trap Luigi in a painting made from his own green cum.
>>495203838The ridiculous Glenn Quagmire head shape on that sprite is so unfortunate. What were they thinking? Even considering NES limitations, come on, man.
>>495203021>>495203838Right on Mario's 39th Anniversary too, very good timing. Especially love the ones where NES Mario and Luigi are incorporated. Great palettes.
>>495205114Wonder if our pastel drawanon drew a nes peach yet
>>495205717I don't know and I don't care.
>>495205868Wasn't asking you.
>>495205868I care. Since they do good art.
>>495202167She farted and killed all those cheep cheeps
>>495206346Awesome, fish fillet for dinner
What if Mario... was a key...
Mamma key-a...
>>495206837Then he'd hop himself over to the door that needs unlocking, unlock it, and then un-capture the key
>>495206837Unironically my fetish.
Lukeygi.
https://x.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1836051316512039292
>>495207817Leukemia...
>>495205717I was on the fence about it, but now that you mention it, I might as well do it.Also I had a mayor scare right now because I couldnt find my tablet pen, turns out it fell off inside the trash bin's bag and the bin itself.
>>495202878A different anon but to continue the convo, I wouldn't say it's not that she can't think about sexoo just because she's the princess and must be proper or whatever, to me, it'd be more like she's just doesn't know about the matter. Assuming that she was raised by toads AND that toads reproduce either asexually or in a different way than humans do, she just wouldn't have learned anything at all about human reproduction. Poor princess must have been so confused about the things she felt, really needed to blow off some steam a few times but didn't know how or what to do about it.
>>495207709Prove it.
>>495208517I have spent hours edging to being in the Ice Key room in Banjo-Kazooie.
>>495207835Quadruple Roy Percent runs when
>>495208656
>>495208740The shrieking sentient keys in Conker's Bad Fur Day were my main fap fodder for a while. Rare was very good to me.
>>495208517She doesn't need to. I've seen fetish pics where people turn into a USB stick.
>>>/v/689357362
>>495209748People draw Daisy as a brown freckled lesbian because they're virtue-signaling idiots who police themselves so much that they can't help it. People are drawing NES Peach right now because it's trendy and it gets them engagement, like that Brazilian bullshit. Only one of these two things is linked to Twitter's undying obsession with having white guilt.
>>495209748You should stay on /v/
>>495209748You should leave.
>>495209748You should stay, if only to piss those two off.
>>495212442Contrarianon...
>>495212442Based. I change my vote to you staying here now, if only to make the contrarian pick leaving.
>>495212538That's not me, I usually only say positive things to people that don't deserve rude comments.
>>495213203Is there any real point to linking threads from /v/?
>>495201957daisy debuted in a mario platformer, they were never equals
>>495201185
>>495213652No, that's why I didn't comment.
>>495207835It's pretty retarded. Will try it next time I play SMB3 since I've never done it.
>>495213818I say "more or less" because nobody really cares about SML1 and they both spent over a decade and a half as spinoff-exclusive characters before Daisy got any sort of big break.
>>495202070wtf Orange was male all along??
https://twitter.com/bromojumbo/status/1836862003723334108
>>495209748Go back
>>495202478Thank goodness. He's probably bi-curious at most if his reactions to Peasley are anything to go by. That, or he just flusters easily regardless of who it is.
>>495218223Rubbing Luigidog's belly!
Luigi is the gayest Mario character and it's not even close.
>>495220007I dunno man, Peasley is pretty gay.
>>495220158They're equally gay as they are lovers.
I think the real question we should be asking is if Waluigi is gay.
>>495223147Nah, he's an incel who pretends to not give a fuck to copy Wario.
No mario character has gay sex. End of discussion
Even /sthg/ plays more Mario than we do.Proof: >>495223745
>>495224072We should play a Sonic game then
>>495224072You have a point, we should play more games together
>>495224072I don't think anyone here even actually plays the games at this point.
>>495225207There's nothing to play that hasn't already been talked to death.
>>495225207Disregard that one Rosafag that was playing a handful of Switch titles and making reviews of them.Disregard me, who's was also playing a handful of Mario titles and making reviews of them.Anon, this isnt /kdg/, some of us are playing the games here.
>>495225592shots fired at kdg
>>495225592You two aren't the center of the universe
>>495226242In the power vested in me by no one in particular, I name them the center of the universe.
>>495226242That wasnt the point of the argument, you moron, the point is that there are people in the general playing the games, contrary to anon's disingenuous belief.>>495226390kek
>>495225592>Disregard that one Rosafag that was playing a handful of Switch titlesYou called?I'll review 3D World when I'm done with it by the way. Just made it to World - Flower.
>>495224072>/sthg/ kneels to SM64 kino
>>495227429H-hold on, why is someone giving away a space goddess?!
>>495227737She put herself in the box. She thought it would be funny
>>495226242>moving the goalpost
>>495227954
>>495225592You took my post too literally anon.2 people isn't indicative of the entire thread anyways.
>>495227726I dunno, it doesn't look like very many are even playing it.
I'll be down to play Jamboree with the boys when it releases
>>495228284>2 people isn't indicative of the entire thread anyways.NTA but Oh wow, so just like the two only people responding to that sthg game post in that general, that someone disingenuously spoken like the entire thread is doing it.>>495228375
>>495225592>>495226106/kdg/ is currently on their "doing picture puzzles" arc.Also they mod games more than play them.
I'll ask again, would anyone be down for Mario 64 co-op this weekend then?
>>495228762Dude, what the fuckHow was I supposed to know only two people would join? I don't know the future.
Anons... this is sad... stfu
>>495229046Host the server, and see if anyone joins, same thing for that anon wanting a drawpile type art session. I did that with /smbg/ on MvL a while ago and we had a blast.
>>495229046What sm64 online character mods do you have?
We should plan a /smbg/ meetup at Nintendo land
>>495215008I LOVE THE KOOPALINGS.
>>495229370Wouldn't it be better to do it the day I host?>>495229567I've downloaded alot, ask which characters you'd want to play as. I already have Sonic downloaded and was going to ask /sthg/ to join us too.
>>495228762Why are you bringing up another thread like I post over there? I'm not a sonic fan.
I like Sonic and Mario but I don't enjoy /sthg/
So what do I need to play SM64 co-op? just the game, an emulator and the rom hack?
>>495232697>I've downloaded alot, ask which characters you'd want to play as. I already have Sonic downloaded and was going to ask /sthg/ to join us too.Fuck sonic
>>495232697I implied to do it on the date you described.
>>495233034The post chain started from /sthg/ in the first place to bait people.>>495232697We need a break from /sthg/ cross posting.Any mario mods?
Not everything is bait, you know.
>>495233125it is one of the most sewage filled generals on /vg/, don't blame you
>>495234162The post was written very obnoxiously, and wasn't even true
>>495234412The post it linked to was made two minutes before. You act as if it was made two hours before. That argument doesn't make any sense.
>>495234858Time has no factor here, it was just an untrue post for a dick measuring contest.What you're also implying is that it was a self reply, which I'm also not arguing.
>>495233323Alright, I guess it can just be us here. >>495233497Well, what day do you think would be best if you want to join? I'm good the whole weekend.>>495233691I was going to ask because it seemed like there was tension building from the crossposting and just wanted to build up good relations for anyone that joins. No worries on the Mario Mods, there's plenty including the Extra Characters pack. MP2 costumes for Mario came out recently too.
>>495234858If it was two hours, it would be more genuine. 2 minutes makes it seem like it's /sthg/ starting shit again.
>>495206837
>>495206837https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b27f55a8-a222-4f59-b367-d4fd1db13b6d
I like the sound effect of Chain Chomp's attack in Odyssey the *clank* sounds very satisfying for some reason.
>>495235217I'd say Saturday would be the best chance for the most players to drop in. Give out a quick tutorial or video when dropping the server.
>>495236013i see what you mean
>>495202878>>495208191Unless we go with the idea that stylization is at play and Mario in universe actually looks like pic related, I don't see what would cause women to lust over him at al all. Let alone royalty who can choose anyone she wants.
>>495237040>I don't see what would cause women to lust over him at al all. Let alone royalty who can choose anyone she wants.Beauty is subjective, anon. Yes, if you look like the beauty stereotype of your gender you'll get more attention from the opposite sex, but that still doesn't mean you're not appealing at all (unless you had very, VERY bad luck in the genetics lottery). The Mario you posted is actually quite attractive so I'd understand why Peach would find him too. The period of time pre and post-movie release was the best time to be a Mariofag, because you'd find all this new, quality Mario lewds that you would've never seen otherwise.I guess it's just one of those things you wouldn't know or understand unless you experience it yourself.
>>495237040This is going to sound like a cope, but trust me, it isnt: There's a lot that you can do with personality and bonding alone.Attraction isnt as black and white as just looking conventionally appealing, it's also having an attitude that clicks with people and building relationships just so people can see the good in you. We are perfectly aware that Mario has an enchanting personality that makes for a great person worth making memories with, it's not too far fetched to think that personality of his attracts people in general, friends and crushes... and once you get the chance to meet him, you see all the positive qualities that you wouldnt see at first glance....Besides, bold of you to assume women who lust over Mario dont find him attractive as is. No homo, but if we go by your picrel, I can see plenty of women being attracted to him, cause that Mario sure is handsome.
>>495239028>if we go by your picrel, I can see plenty of women being attracted to him, because that Mario sure is handsomeFinally, someone else in this general gets it
If you only like a character when they're drawn off-model and "conventionally" sexy, can you really say you're attracted to them?
>>495208191>I wouldn't say it's not that she can't think about sexoo just because she's the princess and must be proper or whateverI mean, I can agree to that, but that's kind of not what I initially meant lol, maybe I wasnt clear enough. My idea is that the circumstances of her position caused her to not know about the subject, rather than her doing an active effort to avoid it due to her position. One instance is her choosing to not know, the other is her just not knowing, I think she's more of the latter.>Poor princess must have been so confused about the things she felt, really needed to blow off some steam a few times but didn't know how or what to do about it.And what do you think it would happen if she suddenly knew how to blow off steam? Having so many years not knowing how to and not being able to develop some kind of resistance to it. That is my million dollar question and the bane of some local anon's existence lmao.
>>495239982Nah, cuz I also like on-model Mario. He was responsible for getting me into fictional characters in the first place.
If you're unironically supporting the NES Peach trend right now you need to neck yourself.
>>495240837Give your reasoning that doesn't just include a bunch of buzzwords and personal gripes because it's a trend.
>>495240837Meds.
>>495239982Nah, cause I also like on-model Peach. She was (one of the many) responsible for getting me into fictional (blonde female) characters in the first place.
>>495240837Are you alright, Anon?
>>495240837Your prescription is in
Luigi is cute in all his forms!
>>495241359What about that one form. You know the one.
Meggy Spletzer
>>495241597>You know the one.I don't, anon.
>>495241813Maybe that's for the best.
>>495240837It's the flavor of the week. Give it a day or two and they'll be making something else like this never happened.
>>495241691Shitty faggot oc that brings down anything she's in. Only a 10 year old can like her. Posting an Inkling instead is better.
>>495242019Hopefully they lewd her first.
Marioyumes love the Mario.
>>495235506
>>495242082There have been lots of lewd ones, dude
I'm starting to feel the urge to play Wonder again.Maybe I'll start that up on the anniversary of the game's release.
>>495242351Where are they hiding them? I don't like Twitter.
>>495242019I've always been a Luigi/Daisy supporter, but this image does have me wondering how the dynamics would play out if it was Mario/Daisy and Luigi/Peach instead.
>>495242801Two extroverts and two introverts.
>>495242801I've read a few fics about Mario/Daisy and honestly it was quite cute and I can see it working out
>>495243407Mind sharing? A part of me has thought of doing a one-off fic about their alleged romance back in the SML days, just for funsies.
>>495240837Shut up.(Please someone say something about that Mario. It's my first time drawing him and I'm being self conscious about it).
>>495240403She has that photo of Mario in her room for a reason, anon.
>>495243853He's too thin, a bit too tall, and you made his hands and ears too small. Looks like if Luigi styled his 'stache like his bro's.
>>495243853I think he looks great, anon.
>>495243853He looks alright, but I think that hat brim may be too long.
>>495243853Peach is turning out fantastic, Mario needs work.
>>495243853Please give him his tummy, anon. All Marios must be well-fed!For additional details, I think it's worth trying out making a distinction between his chin and his cheeks instead of having his face be like a ball, then see if you like it.
>>495243853I'll post these pages from the artbook if that helps for references.
>>495243853He kind of reminds me of that gacha whatever thing that the kids make comics with where YouTube will sometimes take pity on them and put them in your recommended for no reason when they're at like 26 views
>>495244750
>>495243853There's something awfully familiar about that Mario. I feel like I've seen it before.
>>495244979
>>495241078https://x.com/ya_mari_6363/status/1758064608827539862
>>495244750Mammoth Mario would've been cool
>>495240837lol why
>>495240403>>495244043
Nes Peaches.https://x.com/Xavier_Gd/status/1836879611335983512
>>495250123>bowsette>wapeachget that shit outta my face
>>495250123>bowsette>wapeachget them to sit on my face
>>495243853Mario needs a bit more ravioli, anon, though he does look cute here too.Nice art work so far, pastelfag/pastelanon.
I love Luigi
Remembered I hadn't drawn for this place in a veeeery long time and felt inspired so here's Wapeach
>>495254757Drat, I forgot to unhide the layer with her hair
>>495254757>>495254984the maniacal goblin cutie.
>>495253231I shall be thinking of him as I lie down to sleep tonight.
>>495256427He is very cute, very nice to think about :)
where is direct im goin CWAZY
>>495241359That image is so comfy.>>495242405Based.
>>495245660I'll always be curious if they had anything planned of the "Centaur Mario" of SMB3 beyond an idea.
>>495242405>anniversaryFuck...
>>495260613We're 1 year and 1 month away from Super Mario 64 DS being 20 years old.
>>495264312Sorry no, just one month actually. Time's cruel.
Tour city tracks are garbage
So I emulated Mario Kart DS, and I must say that I didn't remember the CPU blatanly cheating on 150cc. The controls also suck ass more than I would have remembered.
swastika decal on marios kartmariokart DS
I dunno guys I'm having my doubts.
1UP.
wait for it...
I think October's the best best for a reveal.
>>495254984nice, draw more
>>495281832Look behind daisy's ass. It's Gay Luigi
>>495290159Sorry, my eyes only stop at Daisy's cute butt.
>>495258094Nintendo is doing what they do best: Nothing. The Switch 2 is a can they keep kicking down the road and the original console's offerings have finally been exhausted, so they're relishing in fulfilling their dogmatic dedication to the concept of Null, the trademark Nintendo radio silence. No news, no games, no hope.
>>495298191We're getting the biggest Mario Party in a month and a revival of Mario & Luigi the month after.
>>495300268Brothership looks almost punitively mediocre.
>>495300864Your face is mediocre.
>>495300268>a revival of Mario & LuigiReally starting to think the wrong RPG series won. It was always the least interesting, even though it managed to feel the most like Mario and had the most involved combat. The overworlds after Superstar Saga have all been unacceptably bland and empty by the standards of any RPG. They lean way too hard on gimmicks, even for Mario games. You can already tell the new one is just "Plugplug sparkspark sparkplug heehee electricity." >>495300864I don't think it'll be Late Alphadream mediocre, it couldn't be worse than Paper Jam if they tried, but nothing about it is terribly exciting. Everything has come back a little bit worse. Even the voices. Can Kevin do Italian gibberish soulfully? Probably not. Probably not.
PJ was better than PiT
>>495302036PiT's big mistake was thinking four simultaneous playable characters in such a tedious gameplay setup would be fun. Every new move you learn feels like a punishment and you dread them coming because it's just more bullshit to slog through. The puzzles and minigames were miserable. Game had more atmosphere than any of the others in the subseries, though. Darkest and eeriest Mario game.
>>495300864Elaborate.
>>495306394It looks like some off-brand mobile knockoff of the series, presumably because it's being cobbled together by the Morlocks who did the Diamond/Pearl remakes. It continues the tired Alphadream trend of shoving the brothers into a world entirely fixated on a singular concept with no variation instead of fleshing out part of Mario's world like with the Beanbean Kingdom or every Paper Mario location. "Mario goes to Mathmagic Land and fights the Terrible Triangle Trio" is more in line with NuPaper Mario than anything else. Nothing we've seen is particularly promising except for the basic idea of there being a new Mario RPG. The gameplay previews don't really do it for me and I don't like the look of the new battle system. I'm still getting it but it really just feels like the same song and dance of a Mario spinoff just kind of existing and not leaving a big mark anymore.
>>495307290>looks like some off-brand mobile knockoff of the seriesIn what way?
>>495307589It's too bright, clean, and smooth, it looks like the Switch UI ethos applied to a whole game. It just looks cheap. It's an attempt to replicate the style that just doesn't quite land, which I could again attribute it to being some kind of outsourced Indian sweatshop deal.
Shoutout to that time Pyoro fell for a trap specifically designed for him and then outed himself anyway because a journo asked him how he did it
>>495311131Lol did he really? What was the trap?
>>495307290Stop parroting shit like a retard.
>>495307290Hasn't Mario & Luigi (besides Paper Jam for obvious reasons) always been focused on having Mario and Luigi go on an adventure to a new place?
>>495314108To some extent, yes.
>>495311131>he doesn't knowpyoro's back, anon
>>495243853I sure hope this is an improvement...I feel like here's so much I got to work on still, but Im happy I got to do this much progress for a first! Thanks to everyone who helped me put that Mario together with your suggestions, specially (You), anon >>495245394 >>495244979 >>495244750!>also>tfw I unlocked the ability to draw MarioPray to your god of choice I don't get over the crippling embarrassment preventing me from drawing ship art LMFAO.
>>495314961Your quest is over.We present you a new quest.Push Button Bto select a world.
>>495315609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1dcLvDlbCw
yeah nothing this month for the next console at least we got Tokyo Game Show, it's just very very odd there's no direct this month when there's always been one.And there won't be one next week because of Zelda.
>>495317349Pyoro's back and just did his usual riddle which came trueEven if he lost his nintendo source, nintendo did invite a bunch of devs to HQ so he could probably still get some juicy info.
>>495318806yeah but this month? unlikely
>>495314324Adventuring to new places is part of the Mario & Luigi DNA.
>>495243853As some have already pointed out, make his belly rounder. His ears were too low so I raised them a little and I drew his hair in as well. Draw his hands bigger since he has big hands. Optional: make his arms a little thicker, accentuate his chin, and add a little smile.
>>495314961
>>495311518Big N figured out how the leaker was doing it and withheld all the big announcements from the summer Direct from the website backend he was reading, so he was all "Don't expect anything from the Direct but this one nipshit phone tower beach thing I dunno"
>>495314878What?
>>495325457He privated his account, changed his username, posted "pih" and "rah" a day before Yakuza Pirates in Hawaii and Rent a Hero got announced
>>495325674>Yakuza Pirates in Hawaii>it's actually called thatMakes me regret never getting around to that series. Well, good for him, I guess. I was absolutely sure he'd be buried under a parking lot somewhere. I guess the actual Nintendo source he was using was the one they executed. No wonder leakers are just proxies and mouthpieces.
>>495307290>"Mario goes to Mathmagic Land and fights the Terrible Triangle Trio"This sounds based
>>495327404I think something a little more abstract and surrealistic like that would be pretty awesome, actually. I'm just really not jazzed about Plugworld. It's just kind of a nothing execution when they could have done something like Kirby's Planet Robobot instead of just hyperfixating on extension cords and shit. All of the characters they've shown so far are really samey plug/wire dudes. Be more adventurous, man.
>>495328593We saw a mechanized version of a previous M&L enemy, so we might get more of that.
>>495329217Ooh, neat.
>>>/vr/11255861
>>495332672
elephant peach
>>495334686
By the way, might as well share something dumb that came to me this morning.I had a dream where I was in a car with my father and some girl who worked for an overseas cargo company. While we were asking her about how things worked, at one point I brought up that I was thinking of getting a 3DS and she was so nice to get the transaction going right there and then (a New 3DS for 125$, idk how bad that is). When we were talking about shipping and how long it would take for the package to arrive, for some reason the girl suddenly offered me a worn out 3ds for merely 25$ just so I could "play right away", as she said. It was physically shabby but perfectly functional. Then the weird thing, when I checked the photo gallery, I saw a lot of my old draws in there (from 2021 specifically). I even told the girl "huh, small world! The owner must have been a fan of my works!"Dreams are weird, it also sucks to be a poorfag lmao.
>>495348107That's why you sail the seven seas, anon.
>>495349427I tried, my toaster ass PC cant handle anything beyond the Wii.Reiterate, it sucks to be poorfag
>>495349752Is the 3DS really "beyond" the Wii?
>>495349804NTA but the 3ds have really shitty emulators
>>495349804Somehow, it is. I dont know how.Granted, my PC cant handle Galaxy and has a few issues with Prime 2, but I tried HarmoKnight, 3D Land and New Soup 2 on Citra, games were beyond unplayable or straight up crashed on startup. Im thinking I should give it another try and look up how to configure it for potato PCs if that's possible, maybe I did something wrong.>>495350232That too...
>>495349804When talking about emulation, yes. Wii emulation is leaps and bounds ahead of 3DS emulation. Dolphin is one of the most stable modern emulators in existence.
>>495350310Sounds like it's a case of poor emulator optimization from the developers, nothing you can really do about that. If your poorfag PC can run Wii/GC titles well I think it's safe to say it's not your fault. Though you can fix a few issues by tinkering with the emulation settings, so I think that'd be worth a try.
3DS seems like a fucking nightmare for emulation and preservation in general. Two screens was a cute gimmick but it aged pretty badly.
>>495241110does she has a underboob in this image?
>>495351013If you want to imagine it that way, then yes. Totally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t0xnBvBbXM
>>494966043It's the same with Donkey Kong, he thought the word "donkey" in english was used akin to "dunce".
>>495354541It sort of is, sometimes.
i don't think i want to buy the switch 2i really don't play a lot of games anymore and it's getting more expensive, smash bros is dead to me and i loathe it, i beat ttyd, smrpg, odyssey, wonder and even the shitty emula lo pack and never really replayed itfortnite is more fun even if i lose unlike super smash shit semen gulping trannies bros
>>495356072Gee Anon, you wouldn't have happened to have just lost a match in Smash Bros, have you? lol
>>495356669i hope your mother gets raped
>>495356669He always makes it obvious, especially in regards to specific fighters.
>>495356893yours too
>>495357106It won't make you any better at video games, lel
>>495356841Wow, rude.
>>495357736He's profoundly autistic, please understand
>>495357808ah yes the non autist posting in a dead mario general>>495357736double rape for you too
>>495357938Even among autists, you're an autist
>>495356072You know there's a Smash Bros general for you to complain about Smash Bros in?
>>495356893I do think you should be able to disable matchups with certain fighters the way you can turn off certain stages.
i still wont buy the switch 2also i challenge any faggot here to a fight to see who really is bad you cuntsmake an arena and i'll rip your crusty asses out
>>495359190go to bed grandpa
>>495356072Take a shower and git gud.
>>495360905HURRRR I SAID THE NORMALFAG MEME GUISEEEEE GIMME UPDOOTS HAHAHAHAH HUUUUURRRRR
>>495362163KEK, be less subtle about that seething of yours, will you LMFAO.NTA, but you have no idea how effective a shower can be against a troubled mind. Seriously, go take a shower, it will cool down your head.
>>495362391Seriously, go shove a rusted barbwire up your ass, it will cool down your faggotry.
>>495362928In all honesty, video games may not be right for you. Consider getting into a different hobby.
Champion's Road kicking my butt
>>495363442Use a leaf. Any part in particular giving you trouble?
Might as well share this here. Not exactly that Mario-related, but still Nintendo related, sorta.I managed to get 20 Miiverse buttons done. They have been selling quite well (12 of these are commissions), Im almost tempted to increase prices a bit or put these in some bundle.
>>495365785Am I misremembering things, or is that the fucking mom from Sgt. Frog?
>>495366246Aki, yes. Guy commissioned her twice so far.
>>495356072>>495356841>>495357106
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>495365785Is that Zetsubou Sensei I'm seeing?
I'm up to World 4 in nu Mario vs Donkey Kong. It is mind-numbingly easy. Once I beat the main game, is the post-game/secret world even slightly challenging?
>Land>World>Galaxy>OdysseyWhere does Mario's latest big adventure go from here?
>>495381428Yes
>>495381878Voyage.
>>495382132Where is it taking him?
>>495382132Brothership.
>>495382308Across the sea!>>495382426Aw fuck I wasn't thinking of that.
I hate how this is the biggest retcon in the series.
>>495381878Moonlight
>implying retcon
Super Mario Forever
>>495383023Yes. Raccoon Mario doesn't exist anymore. It's only Tanooki Mario.
>>495387254He was in NSMB2.
>>495387314That was over TEN years ago.
>>495388808You're lying, please tell me you're lying.
>>495389064I'm not....
smbg?? more like, super oldfag brothers general heh...
>>495381428You'll probably have more trouble with Plus levels and Time Attack.
>>495392786toad therapy
Do you hope that they’ll bring back Mahito Yokota as a composer for the next big 3D Mario?
I am Astro Bot.
>>495373395Yes and you'd be surprised to know that, much like the Aki ones, he was also commission twice lmao.
>>495406606He'll probably be in sound management at least.
>>495408280Based commmissioner. Zetsubou Sensei is peak gag manga/anime.
>>495314961Cute.
>>495314961Very nice
>>495422146If you found a broken, abused, and dirt covered Mario at your doorstep what would you do?
>>495424269hide
>>495424269You mean a real Mario and not a doll, right? So what does he look like? The 3D model from the Super Mario 64 milk commercial that jumped out of the TV? An 8-bit sprite? Perfect Mario made flesh, an abomination? Bob Hoskins or Captain Lou Albano? How large are his eyes? What are his proportions?
I hooked up my wii u wanting to play but the menu goes all the way to the right on its ownThe sticks are fine, is it the R/ZR buttons?
>>495429317Sounds like your piinus wiinus is broken
>>495428391He looks like this Mario >>495422146 but flesh and blood.
>>495430412That's horrifying. That's a homunculus.
>>495424269Rape.
>>495388808And Tanooki Mario most recent appearance was 11 years ago.
>>495433582Tanooki Mario was in the movie.
>>495429707i figured it outthe zr and r buttons are both connected on one ribbon cable and for some reason that cable was dirtyused some rubbing alcohol and a q tip to clean the gunk off and it worked
>>495437145Not hotglue next time.
>>495433582>And Tanooki Mario most recent appearance was 11 years ago.Not even. He appeared last year in the movies and even before that, he appeared in Bowser's Fury.
>>495437145Stop cumming on your controllers bro. Glad you got it working again, anon
What does the timeline where Mario is a dead franchise that hasn't gotten new games since the Wii or something look like? What character does the series take on in online discourse in this scenario? Does it receive more unbridled affection and appreciation than it does as Nintendo's evergreen golden god? Is this "bland/boring/safe/sterile/corporate" stigma that it can't sem to shake still present?
>>495439560If everything was the same until the end of the Wii where Nintendo decided for no Mario games?People would be annoyed but some would point out that he ended the Wii era with sequels, so it was good that the series died with the Wii before there was like a billion NSMB games.
>>495431889Calm down, Giga Bowser.
>>495445282It's not Bowser, he'd be raping Peach.
>>495446362
To be fair, who wouldn't rape Peach?
>>495450463Mario wouldn't.
>>495450463I much rather have a totally consensual sexual encounter with Princess Toadstool, thank you.
>>495451161Mom holy fuck
>>495450523Yes he would. He proved he was no better than Bowser.
>>495453501>Proposal = rapeYou're a tard anon, Bowser is the only one who's consistently forceful.
I think Odyssey's ending has to be on par with Bowser Jr's reveal on how much retardation and misinterpretation it's caused.
>>495451161This. You get the best results when the feelings are mutual.
>>495455865There was always something off about Sunshine's story and the way the cutscenes were executed. I've never really understood what the thought process behind Bowser Jr. was, why Nintendo decided Bowser needed to have a kid, one kid, to remain a prominent character without needing to involve the same full set of seven boss characters every time, but with Bowser having a kid still being something they desired so ardently as to find another way to incorporate that idea. He also really didn't need to sound like Cookie Monster but I guess the Japanese heads didn't really have the right context for how bad he sounded in the Gamecube era, the same way we don't think Japanese anime voices sound as cringey as English anime dubs, even though they actually do to native speakers.
Let me pull off a rant after losing a run ala smashfag: I forgot how little skill-base Mario Kart can be, at least MKWii and IIRC MK7. It really doesnt matter how well you play, you're still at the mercy of items pushing you back or obstacles getting literally in the way in the worse ways possible, effectively you lose massive amounts of progress whether you're playing casually or going for the somehow-poorly-documented 3-Star Ranks (like me).I remember my first Air Ride runs how one singular mistake could mean the end of a race and then later on how mistakes dont matter much because by that time you already mastered the machines and know your way to front run considerably... And then I go back to Mario Kart Wii (a game Im already pretty accustomed to) struggling to get first place due to bad luck alone.Pray tell, is Mario Kart 8 the same way?
>>495457618Mario Kart 8 is about as skill-based as Mario Party.
>>495437349>>495437717i only hot glue my nami bikini figure, i don't even like one pieceanyways the gamepad was on the living room unused since i beat botw two years ago, but my pet turtle is close to the living roomthe dirty spot was basically green like corrosion, but it wasn't that since everything else was intact (if you dont count the cat hairs on the sticks that i removed)
>felt like playing Super Mario 3D Land>dig out my 3DS>battery compartment is bulgingfuck, better replace that before it explodes like a pager
>>495455865What does Peach say to Bowser Jr in japanese. You guys keep bringing up Sunshine localization for that dumb argument.
>>495461341You're on a timer.
>>495461341>>495461642https://youtu.be/6M4yGcaXv6c
>>495461341>>495461642too bad nintendo no longer sells new batteries for new 3ds xl's, only for vanilla 3ds since they use em for switch pros
should I buy wonder
>>495434574>the movieWhat matters are the games.
>>495461875scratch that they don't sell replacements for switch pros
>>495461978Nah, emulate it if you can. It's nowhere near worth the money for what it is.
>>495461875Not a problem for me, it's a launch model 3D--Wait fuck
>>495461341How are you supposed to get it out safely? I've always been afraid of this and I have so many old electronics it's inevitable I'm going to get a swollen battery eventually.
>>495461364Anon...the Japanese version uses the English voice track just the same.>>495461978Wonder is very much worth playing but you can knock it out in a weekend and probably won't want to play it again for years. It's a solid rental/library borrow/emulate.
Bowser Fury was okay I guess. It's okay but not amazing. Also the Bowser gimmick gets annoying rather quickly.
wonder would be ok if it didn't have the talking flowers
>>495462375Removing a bulging battery is just like removing it normally, and how easy and safe that is depends on how the device is built. Anon said he's got a regular 3DS so that's as simple as removing four or so screws off the bottom. It's just a big plastic plate that comes off easily and the battery is right there ready to be lifted out.That said, the condition of the bettery itself is also a huge factor. If it's already leaking, you should have a bucket full of sand ready to throw it into when you get it out, and bury that motherfucker as quickly as possible.
>>495462713You can summon him and make him fuck off at will by scanning a meeber but I don't remember which ones.
>>495462064>Doesn't count!Bowser's Fury, a 3 year old game.
>>495462803I'm mostly worried about laptops myself, but I do have a release 3DS, with no fucking idea where in the house it wound up.
>>495463060There's plenty of guides online about it. The most important thing anyone could tell you is don't try to charge a bulging battery. You might be able to get away with it a couple of times, but eventually that thing is going to catch on fire and lithium-ion battery fires are nasty.
>>495463840Oh yeah, anon with his 3DS should know not to charge the thing. He probably does, but still. I have my college Macbook Pro from 2009 in the closet. It hasn't been used since 2013 or some shit, I'm obviously never plugging it in again, and there's no bulging apparent on the casing. Is that going to be okay? They don't all become ticking time bombs, right?
Why the fuck do we use Bob-Omb batteries in everything? The hell?
>>495463060>>495463840just look it up on ifixit thats where i found the gamepad opening guide
>>495464158https://www.ifixit.com/Wiki/What_to_do_with_a_swollen_battery#Section_How_to_take_care_of_your_battery
>>495465146>>495465532Thanks, seems like a great site. They don't seem to have my exact model but there's really similar ones with guides.
where super mario 3d universe
>>495461978Yes.
>>495462889So? It's a rerelease of 10+ years old game, the only new powerup is based on a previously existing one.
>>495461978Yeah buy it fag
>>495461978Emulate and save your dough
>>495462375What I always wonder is what to do with them once they were removed.>>495463060I have a red flare 3DS from late 2011 and it appears to still be fine even though I don't use it nowhere near as much as I used to. I just turned it on after months and it appears to still have charge.
>>495461978If you're asking yourself that about Wonder you may as well never buy any game period. Just buy it.
>>495469776You're apparently supposed to take them to something called an "e-waste collector," I know certain stores like Best Buy or Home Depot will take these batteries, but I don't know if the batteries being swollen affects whether they can accept them or not. It all seems very la-di-da if you don't happen to live near the right places.
>>495470058I guess you may as well cover them in sand inside a metalbox and dispose said box.
Fun game: Try this and see if you really know Mario musichttps://mario-heardle-infinite.glitch.me/
SOVL
>>495474961These are really going pretty far past what can be considered NES or Peach.
>>495474961ooough bimbo
Folks. If Daisy was part of a Mario RPG. What do you think her stats and abilities would be?
>>495479006All points in fart power
>>495479343erotic
>>495479006A surprisingly high stache stat
>>495479006>>495479343 <---
>>495479579But Daisy doesn't have a mustache
>>495229046>>495229370>>495236050Prepping the server and mods, whoever's up for joining, do you guys wanna do a Vanilla 70 Star Run or a Rando?https://github.com/coop-deluxe/sm64coopdx/releases/tag/v1.0.3You'll need to find the rom for Mario 64 and put it into this after you extract it. I'll explain from there.
>>495481045Her hair is one.
>>495481045Well, not on her face...
>>495481978Can't join rn but maybe in a while, would love instructions
>>495483523Would tomorrow work better?
but how did mario get a piece of spaghetti on his overalls
>>495483803Fuck you. How did Luigi get spaghetti sauce on his shirt?
My missus is cooking me spaghetti and meatballs for din dins tonight, Mariobros!
>>495484213Isn't she your princess?
>>495481978>>495483523I'm free. 70 stars are shared in this sm64 game run? What are the next instructions to get on the /smbg/ server, anon.
I want spaghetti...
>>495484639Wait I'm not this anon, >>495483523 I meant to reply to this post >>495483662
>>495484639They're shared. No exiting after getting a star either.Once you have your folder extracted, put the rom in the folder and boot up the exe. I'll post the IP once you're ready and configure your options and controls.
>>495451161Is Movie Peach also fine?
>>495486730On opposite day
>>495486826Regular Peach that loves Mario then?
>>495486730YTA, no. Any other Peach but Movie Peach is alright.
>>495487115On...uh...not-opposite day
>>495487115That one is the best Peach.
Luigi when Mario tells him to spare the innocent family of Goomba immigrants from Dark Land because they don't work for Bowser.
>>495487773Mario has had two Goomba party members, why wouldn't he spare them?
>>495479006Physical focused, duh.
This castle has been flagged. (By the plumbers)https://x.com/ya_mari_6363/status/1837526056737366168
>>495487927He considered them honorary Toads.
>>495485457https://archive.org/details/super-mario-64-rom-downloadhttps://www.romsgames.net/nintendo-64-rom-super-mario-64/This is where I got the rom (to make it easier for others to scoop it if they wanna also play/join the session), ready for the sm64 online coop /smbg/ server ip
>>495486730>>495487415DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
What sort of PC do I need to play Mario party net play? Could a laptop do it?
>>495486730Movie Peach is literally just Adventures Peach and she's fine. They have Bowser emote in very specific ways that you also see in that comic, and early rumors were that it was going to directly adapt the comic's story, so they definitely used it as a major reference.
>>495487773But Luigi is the Goomba racist.
>>495489408>Movie Peach is literally just Adventures Peach and she's finelmao
>>495489510Neck yourself, culture warrior.
>>495489590Unlike the sort of person who would enjoy movie Peach, I have no reason to.
>>495489489Correct, that's why he's so mad.
Was Peach's game good?
Forgive me, I'm used to hosting for others but never for something like this.23.105.171.85 is the IP, 7777 is the port, you put it in Direct Connection like this.
>>495487773>"Mario! But that-a Goomba that walked into that innocent Toad! We mustake take-a revenge"
>>495491257Would it still be a bad idea to ask anons from /sthg/ to join?
>>495491202It was okay I guess but nothing worth writing home about.
>>495488442>>495490309>>495491257I see.
>>495491257>>495491401In any case, server is up.
I don't know if this reflects poorly on me or the host.
https://x.com/kirawaledaikon/status/1837638341157966134/photo/1
Mario Party retardy at twitch dot tv slash nine_ten
This is my impression of a shill! Thank you very much, thank you, thank you!
>>495491202Great concept and visuals, boring characters (rape was especially dull) and pretty unremarkable gameplay despite how many different ideas they juggle. Not worth the full-price.
>>495491401/sthg/ is currently in shitposting ship war hell (as usual), please no.
>>495492430I think you dropped this somewhere along the way, homeboy
>>495491401I don't see why not.
>>495492887>>495492515
>>495492670>filenamekek?
>>495492941https://youtu.be/wnPm3h6sl84?t=137
>>495492940What are they gonna do, join the server and ship there too?
>>495493102KEK
>>495491807I'm in the US with good enough internet, I also tried not to enable too many mods or else it would've taken longer. If it was my fault, I apologize.Thank you for joining at least.>>495492515Understandable. I'll refrain then.>>495492887I'll leave it up to you.
>>495491257>>495491692neat stuff. I also see partner mods in the sm64 coop menu.
>>495493109These are sonicfags were talking about anon
>>495494293Took me a second to realize that was a bird and not a decompressed Mudkip on the ground there.
I'll be a little late getting back in, I'm messing with palettes
64 Cowboy Mario jumpscare.
Server's up again, thank you all again and sorry for the trouble.>>495495853Take your time, added a couple more characters.
>>495492430>rape was especially dull
>>495495092kek
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>495497725NO MARIO, NO!
And we're off!
>>495497725Take one more step, and I'll...BREAK THIS PASTA NOODLE IN TWAIN!
I fucking suck at this game
NES Peach has told me that Peach is hotter as a tanned redhead rather than a blonde broad.
I never understand the overfixation on the color of the sprites used in older games when it was deliberatedly made out of convenience as the artwork doesn't match.
>>495499813
>>495504420That's right you italian fuck...back up and get out of my house!
Is the server still up?
>>495504692Yup, hop on in.
>>495504692We're at final bowser already through BLJ shenanigans, but feel free to come on in, there are still tons of stars to get.
too tired for cake
>>495505534>>495505646I gotta install everything from scratch so I don't think I'll have time to join, but at least I can have everything ready for next time
C-can I discuss Metroid here?
>>495506952If everyone's down for another run tomorrow, I'm up for it.>>495507020I got no problems, but this is a Mario general first. Was actually going to bring up that Echoes of Wisdom leaked for Zeldabros here.
>>495507753>>495507020We need to resurrect the Nintendo general.
Nintendo, release the Mario timeline you cowards
>>495508343Obviously the baby mario games come first then who fucking knows
>>495507753I hope it's good and not another completely forgettable bebige from Nutendo.
>>495509325A bebige it will be, unfortunately.
love this shit
>>495509373>>495509325When was the last time Nintendo released a truly exceptional game? BotW?
>botw>exceptional
that was fun
I hope this means zelda general will be back
>>494815259Mario kart double dash map globe art.https://x.com/Daydream_Stream/status/1835719437175128071
>>495511064I had fun. I was thinking setting it up would be complicated, but it was as simple as just having the right ROM type and the co-op file. Hopefully, more people will join next time.
>>495511087If you make the thread, I promise to post in it at least five times a day.
>>495511087/lozg/ comeback? eh, maybe.
>>495511064
>>495494293>>495509389>>495507753>>495506818>>495511064>>495511376>>495512437sweet stuff, /smbg/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cA-9dC6ho&ab_channel=MeiKureyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=8fDosBRkBV8
Casual Bros.
>>495513124I want to casually hang out with Luigi...
>>495513124
>>495511670>If you make the threadPossibly, maybe in a few hoursGood to know there's interest
>>495511087>>495511670>>495512141>>495513696Made it: >>495513716
>>495513821Based anon, thank youNow all that's left is to shill it
>>495513178
What is he thinking about?
>>495513821Thanks anon, you're awesome.>>495519119Peach's butt!
>>495519119Food.cuisine.(and pasta, ravioli, spaghetti, etc. of course from Mario)
>>495519119>>495520261
Peach's farts smell like strawberries.
>>495520709fat peach...
>>495525286If you mean they typically contain heady undertones of rotting fruit, then you're probably right.
>>495525286>>495525376peachs diet entirely consists of cake
>>495525470And what do cakes tend to be topped with?
Peach's cakes are iced with Mario's cum.
>>495526013lots and lots and lots of fattening sweet things that peach loves to cram in her face
Princess Daisy is amassing her forces on the border of the bean bean kingdom. What is the reason for this?
>>495533404Jealousy of Prince Peasley.
>>495533598Why would she be jealous of a gay?
>>495534436Because that gay will steal Luigi.
>>495534436Because her gay Luigi loves him. Sadly she'll just have to watch as gay Luigi and Peasley get together unless she wants Mario to break her in half.
>>495536610But Mario would want Daisy to be happy.
ya gotta bit of spaghetti sauce on ya shirt
>>495536978Mario would kill Daisy if it meant Luigi would be happy.
>>495537971Would he kill Peach to make Luigi happy?
>>495537647oh fuck ya' luigi
>>495536576>stealLuigi always belonged to Peasley.
>>495538010No. He would break all ties if it came down to it though.
>>495538187But Peasley didn't even hug him goodbye. >>495538239I would hope so.
>>495538883That's because they did more off screen.
>>495546460cute
I'll try to post updates for co-op mods to keep everyone up to date in case runs end up happening frequently, there are other modes we can try in the future too alongside romhacks.Hope anons here like Tekkenhttps://youtu.be/GCz2nhv5TfQ?si=XUMn-0sQYt3qx8-K
>>495546460To be fair, if I was in Daisy's place, I'd be making regular excursions to the Mushroom Kingdom to see Luigi, too.
Ain't no party like a Diddy Kong Party.
>>495570041Really sick of Nintendo seeing Diddy Kong as a high-end exotic treat for special occasions they can otherwise just keep out of expanded rosters on a whim because he's worth nothing to them.
>>495573685Donkey Kong isn't Mario. Diddy is a crossover character, and honestly if we get Diddy we should get Funky as well.
>>495575567Mario isn't Donkey Kong. Luigi is a crossover character, and honestly if we get Luigi we should get Toad as well.
>>495576501It isn't Donkey Kong Party.
>>495576614Think again.
what exactly was nintendo thinking when they designed this character
>>495582138bunny!
>>495582138"Well, we have multiple better concepts for this batch of recurring boss characters, but we should throw all of them out and just make kind of ugly rabbits, because they're on the moon, and we're Japanese, get it? We're Japanese! That's the joke! Rang tang ding dong!"
>>495582519
>>495582138jiggle physics...
>>495576695Create Donkey Kong Party and we can talk.
>>495573685You're lucky they even brought DK back as a playable character. Remember when they were so absolutely fucking rectal ragnaroked by Rare divorcing them that they reduced him to a fucking NPC out of pure spite?
Luigi lost his foreskin in a plumbing accident...
>>495586256thats what mario says at least
>>495586256What's the opposite of the Max Nut image? That has got to hurt...
>>495586256No...
>>495582138Massive rabbit bbws.Nintendo was based. though I wish Madame Broode kept her old concept design face and Chain chomp. It was perfect..
>>495588494It's literally just Morton's face, but with lipstick.
>>495588494but look at how TIGHT the outfit they agreed upon is
>>495588690Morton's face w/ lipstick fits her head shape way better than Bowser face with lipstick.
Mario Party retardy at twitch . tv /ducknucken
lardass blob rabbit erotic
my dear /smbg/bros....
please don't come to the castle
I got you a potato
I hate you,
Princess Bitch
Pete
I'm a fuckster!
And I'm going to fuck Luigi!
Yours truly,
Don't expect mouth to mouth.
Ahh FUCK you Luigi
Would it be innocuous of me to slide in a fic draft I was working on in this deader than death times this general is currently having?...Im not going to do it, but boi, to be this quiet even with the underage quasi-flooding the general... I always said everyone dies on a sunday.What have you guys been up to this sunday? Any Mario games you played recently? Or non-Mario too. I just spent half of the day completing the City Trial Checklists, getting all checklists completed... save for four purple checks that I used...
It's a football!
>>495604052post ficAlso Mario world
It's a bagel, Luigi. You didn't make it.
Are you a Mario Monk, /smbg/?
>>495606656MAY MARIO BLESS YOU ALL ON SEPTEMBER THIRTYYYYYYYYYY
>>495604052Load up Mario 64 Co-op.
>>495605594>post ficI was being silly about posting the draft, but honestly, I dont feel comfortable sharing it because it's all over the place as far as narrative is concerned. It's not a good read, mainly because I dont know where to go with it or what to focus on.However, I can share with you the finished chapters of that specific story, assuming you havent read them yet, since I shared them a few threads ago.https://archiveofourown.org/works/58814893If you have a critique, feel free to share it too.>>495608039I've been seeing you guys play and I really wish I could join, but my internet connection is not to support any kind of online play whatsoever. If you guys are still playing by the time the new ISP comes up, I might join.
>Zelda got an actual game>Peach got a mediocre minigame showcase that was forgotten the day it droppedOuch.
>the rare decent dramafag take
Peach has two games.
peach has a big peach
>>495613040This is true >>495520709
>>495613361omnomnom
>>495611423I'd rather get takes from dramafag than you, sportsfag.
>>495613498Meds.
>>495611423I'm not dramafag, I just think it kind of sucks a backburner Zelda game that Aonuma Daimao couldn't have given a remote fuck about while neck-deep in TotK was way more substantial and higher quality than Peach's game.
I wonder what Peach's next game will be like...
>>495615080Princess Peach Naptime, a sleeping sim
>>495613913Zelda gets more respect than Peach. She's considered the sorceress princess of Nintendo despite Peach being said to be on par in lore. Ganon also hasn't kidnapped her as often and people tend to ignore Peach helping Mario even if it's something minor like sending 1-UPs.
>>495615496Peach is still more fuckable. I don't know why. Maybe it's just the consistency. Sometimes the game's Zelda is good and sometimes she's nothing.
>>495613498>sportsfag.fuck off already zoombafag
how many fags does this place got anyway?
>>495616613They got rid of the IP counter so we don't know.
>>495616613Dunno, they removed the IP counter.
>>495616613We could use a roll call lmao.I got to ask, who is "Sportsfag" again? Like I know Zoombafag for being the guy that wants this general dead and occasionally complains about zoomers, but I dont remember what Sportsfag is known for.
>>495617236Sportsfag is an anon who Zoombafag schizo makes up in his head. Since the op has sports stuff in it.
>>495616613All of them!
>>495615819Fuckability doesn't matter. Who's the trope image for Damsel in Distress? The girlboss direction was going to happen eventually with all of the critique Peach got over the years. The general public doesn't respect pacifists or feminine qualities anymore.
>>495621109The world is a depressing place.
>>495621109Indeed, feminine qualities like being a plot device.
>>495621373She's still a plot device either way.
>>495610487When is it coming?
>>495621373Better to be a plot device than a politicized husk.
>>495625165So why are you one?
>>495625678I am not.
except blacks
Filtering certain terms has improved this thread so much.
>>495627040List?
>>495621373>>495622670>>495625165>>495625678Which would you rather have?
>>495633818Third option, Peach not even in the game.
>>495640980This. If Showtime can be a Peach game without Mario, Luigi or Bowser, then we can have Mario games without Peach.
I have 507 moons in Mario Odyssey and just beat the "Darker Side Of The Moon." Aside from collecting moons for the fun of it, is there anything meaningful to unlock past this point? I'm so ready for Echoes of Wisdom!
>>495640980>>495642298This but extend it to the entire extended cast and settingThrow Mario in a completely alien world and shake things up again>>495642552Been playing the leak, it’s got a lot of the same issues Odyssey had when it comes to captures with how many redundant echoes there are
>Nario cucks his brother in SM Land
>>495633818In a 3D Mario? The playable characters should always just be limited to like Mario and Luigi. 3D Mario doesn't really suit having a ton of playable characters unless you completely change the formula to be like 3D World again but that'd be shit because 3D Mario is better when it's not that formula.
>>495644513Who's Nario?
>>495644513It's fine, Bowser cucks Mario in general.
>>495645543Does having a float or spin jump really change anything?
>>495647049>It's fine, Bowser cucks Mario in general.Then Bowser the cuck wakes up.
>>4956473833D Mario shouldn't be 2D Mario in 3D.
peach butt
>>495649994large and doughy
>>495640980>>495642298>>495643801I'm going to be honest, I was hoping Odyssey and Brothership would be those completely alien one offs in the vein of Link's Awakening and Majora's Mask. As a kid I was invested in Sunshine before Shadow Mario was revealed to be Junior.
>>495652903This image isn't even remotely true. Sunshine FMVS were created before the game was finished, so what you're actually seeing a earlier build of the game.
>>495653734Why do you have to shit this place up, dramafag?
>>495656046NTA but that isn't a dramafag tier post. I suspect you're trying to water down using "dramafag" by using the callout this stupidly.
>>495653734True, but how do we know Sunshine FMVs didn't also use a camera tricks during development?
>>495653734I was just using it as a visual for Shadow Mario.
>>495657038>that isn't a dramafag tier post.He's being rude in the way he's talking about the image. Dramafag.
>>495657694>but how do we know Sunshine FMVs didn't also use a camera tricks during development?Because there's many weird placement and differences in the FMVs that are completely absent in the actual gameplay.
>>495658435That isn't being rude, that's potential correction. Also rude doesn't = Dramafag, you're on 4chan anon. Meta posting while attacking posters = dramafagLet's not overuse the callout and make it virtually useless.
>>495656046>>495657038>>495658435>>495658764I didn't see it as rude myself, I replied with this >>495658103, it was replying to the image by SuperMarioBroth.
>>495658764"potential correction" is just a phrase for you to shield yourselves from the consequences of your actions. Dramafag pretty much is the only rude guy here as well.
>>495659525I think you're dramafag at this point trying to make anyone who uses the callout correctly look dumb. Stop bringing metashit on on topic discussions out of nowhere, it just derails threads. Also "rude" is on 4chan a lot, only newfags are this thin-skinned.
>>495659471So it's just some shitter being offended on your behalf? Sounds like they should go back.
>>495456875https://shmuplations.com/mariosunshine/https://www.gamecubicle.com/interview-super_mario_sunshine.htmhttps://www.nsidr.com/archive/the-making-of-the-game-super-mario-sunshine/Not that relevant to the post, but good reads if you care about Sunshine's development.Though to reply properly, I think they just wanted to streamline the concept of the Koopalings by making it only one child. Make one thing that serves multiple uses has always been one of Nintendo's philosophies. In regards to Bowser sounding like Cookie Monster, I honestly think the game had no actual voice director and they likely went off of Koizumi. Yoshio Sakamoto was apparently the voice director for Other M's dub despite not speaking any English for one example. It's not like Charles Martinet and Jen Taylor aren't good voice actors, Martinet himself has made fun of the Isle Delfino Tourism Announcer voice since he was the one doing the performance. Scott Burns is an okay Bowser after Sunshine at least.
>>495489408>>495489510>>495489694They are pretty similar in what they do and how they treat Bowser.
>>495462546>Anon...the Japanese version uses the English voice track just the same.Doesn't matter, there still is a og japanese script on screen. The english vas weren't completely 1to1.
>>495661463There's no Japanese dub and they can only use what's given to them on hand.
>>495660241Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black if you're calling me dramafag?Just be nicer here. Is it so hard to be a decent human being?
I wish Madame Broode would sit on me
>>495663515Twitter or Reddit is down the hall and to the left. Also Someone saying a factoid is potentially false isn't rude nor does it pertain to "le decent human being"
>>495633818Don't really care desu
>>495447261I respect your efforts despite it not being worth the time to respond, but wouldn't it be quicker to point out the fact that the audio for this sticker is this?https://files.catbox.moe/7n50ma.m4a
>>495633818the peach captured damsel plot is stale, glad mario games seemingly stopped it
>>495665049You definitely have to be dramafag at this point.
>>495663515>Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black if you're calling me dramafag?You're the one who started the meta derail, and won't let it end over something as harmless as someone correcting Mario trivia.>>495666229You have schizo tier paranoia.
>>495666497This is a place where we have to be nice to everyone. If you don't want to be nice, then stop coming to the general.
>>495666894>This is a place where we have to be nice to everyone. If you don't want to be nice, then stop coming to the general.4chan isn't the place for you if you have a meltdown over harmless shit.
>>495666894hugboxes are frowned upon in /vg/, did you fly in from pisscord?
>>495646642
>>4956669954chan isn't a place to be needlessly rude.>>495667218Having manners isn't being a hugbox. Only newfags think that 4chan is le epic place to be a dick in.
>>495668371>Just scrolled through this off topic bullshitAnon, no one is being mean. There is nothing rude about this phrase>This image isn't even remotely true. Sunshine FMVS were created before the game was finished, so what you're actually seeing a earlier build of the game.Now get back on topic faggots. I have a feeling this is a new dramafag ploy, this is that much of a nothing derailing argument, even for 4chan.>>495668371I said get back on topic, shitposter.
>>495668529Forgot to mention, even the original poster didn't even find it rude, so stop derailing like a moron.
>>495668529>This image isn't even remotely trueIs pretty rude.>I said get back on topic, shitposter.You know, it's people like you that make it easier for dramafag to post here.
>>495668371>Only newfags think that 4chan is le epic place to be a dick in.This entire phrase is way more rude (and off topic) then what you're having a meltdown about. And it still doesn't phase me, as neither should phase you unless you're a newfag. >>495669214Shut the fuck up already dramafag, Let's get back to Mario.
>>495669305Only the dramafag cares about post quality? Why are you like this? I just want this to be a good place away from /v/.
>>495669424>Only the dramafag cares about post quality? Why are you like this? I just want this to be a good place away from /v/.Derailing a thread over>>>This image isn't even remotely trueIs twitterfag tier schizo snowflake shit and you know it. Now drop the topic.
What even is this retarded argument about this time
Today is Nintendo's 135th Anniversary. Here's hoping they announce a new console.
>>495669520Some newfag getting triggered over someone elses behalf over"This image isn't even remotely true"Which the original poster didn't even find it rude at all.
>>495669507Can you at least apologise to me first?
>>495669874What the fuck do you think this is? Apologies mean nothing here.This is what the other guy meant about turning things into a hugbox. Either way, The thread is the one taking the damage, not you. Fuck apologies. Us both stopping is way better than that anyway, actions > words.
>>495202878>>495208191Movie Peach would be more likely to be repressed than Game Peach. The latter had Mario and Luigi as childhood playmates for a bit and likely still saw plenty of humans despite being raised by Toads.
>>495670402I think I'm in a place where we can use our words. Just apologise already. 4chan is more than a place to be rude.
yeah yeah madame broode is hot yeah yeah but what if peach had her bodily proportions
>>495670787Elephant Peach?
>wake up>dramafag arguing with himself againIt's all so tiresome
>>495670782You thinking you're not in the wrong for all this says a lot about you. Your ego is obnoxiously massive.
>>495671006Let it go.
>>495670905not big and soft enoughno jiggle physics
>>495671006How am I at fault for telling a rude person off. If not to me, at least apologise to the anon you were rude to.
>>495670965either that or>a thread quality crusader making a big stink of out of nothing and having zero self awareness that he's bringing down thread quality himself like a hypocrite
They should give jiggle physics to Mario's ass too if they gave it to his nose
>>495671320There's no way it isn't dramafag with that "obnoxiously massive ego" quip
>>495671302>How am I at fault for telling a rude person off. If not to me, at least apologise to the anon you were rude to.I'm not him, and the ORIGINAL POSTER said he didn't find it rude, then you derailed the thread a ton for nothing. You're at fault. You're a complete schizo or a massive newfag, or both.
>>495671320>>495671509The person asking for apologies on 4chan makes it clear it's dramafag, no one could be this unironically stupid
>>495671540There's plenty of people in life who instead of standing up for themselves say that it's okay to be treated badly. They're one of them.
>>495671908Yup this is dramafag. What book quote did you drag this from, kek.
>>495238630>The Mario you posted is actually quite attractive so I'd understand why Peach would find him too.But again, this is based on whether stylization is at play here for Mario as a whole. Pic related is the artist drawing Mario on model to varying degrees of realism. We've never seen Peach with heart eyes like Mario and Luigi have over her in Power Tennis or imply any physical attraction to Mario. That's another reason people interpret the relationship between them being uneven to the point of easy cuck jokes.
>>495671908>Projecting your insecurities onto othersVery weird of you.
>>495672054Am I seriously dramafag for caring?>>495672562I don't think I am.
>>495239028>We are perfectly aware that Mario has an enchanting personality that makes for a great person worth making memories with, it's not too far fetched to think that personality of his attracts people in general, friends and crushes... and once you get the chance to meet him, you see all the positive qualities that you wouldnt see at first glance.The average player just thinks of Mario as boring or cardboard. I'm not disagreeing with you here, but unless you go by Martinet's Vtuber sessions where Mario is a charismatic chatterbox thanks to his inprov training, who honestly says Mario's character is the best thing about an RPG?>..Besides, bold of you to assume women who lust over Mario dont find him attractive as is. No homo, but if we go by your picrel, I can see plenty of women being attracted to him, cause that Mario sure is handsome.Look, we know going by Paper Mario that he is attractive to people in universe. I'm not making arguments about that. It's more the question of whether Peach is legitimately a part of that crowd like pic related makes it out to be. Rosalina and Daisy being there is cheating but I hope you get what I'm saying here.
>>495672952This is the original anon who made these posts: >>495652903 >>495658103 >>495659471You're not wrong for caring and I respect you trying to defend me. But again, there was nothing rude in what anon replied to me with.
>suddenly it all stopped It was dramafag after all.
>>495678297No shit, Pennington.
>>495678374Hey be nice to Pennington he tries his best.
>>495678374But I'm Paddington.
Luigi...
I don't like the new strikers game.
By the way, it's Nintendo's anniversary
>>495680080Cool, I like card games too.
>>495678297Or maybe I just stopped when the guy who got attacked said to stop?
>>495680483Good.
I'm asking for one named Ninji EnjoyerReveal thy self, in the name of shiddy.
he he shiddy
>>495686786I hear you, give me some time I'm working
1UP
>>495201185ADD YUKARI
>>495705648who?
what do you actually want from an odyssey 2
>>495707314More Mario.A Daisy cameo/appearance
3D Mario with Doki Doki turnip throwing mechanics.
>>495712428>spoilerlmao
>>495707314for it to exist
>>495712654It's 2024 anon, not 2022.
>>495713127I know, I have a calendar too
Imma gonna have a baby!
>>495707314I'd rather a 64 2. Or even a Sunshine 2 if they worked out the kinks. A Galaxy 3 wouldn't be bad either.
>>495707314>>495714897There was at least a Galaxy 2. I feel like every style of 3D Mario was good enough to warrant one more game continuing its movement mechanics. Nintendo normally ditches them before they've truly perfected them. Galaxy 2 played a lot better than 1, as much as I agree it lacked the atmosphere of the original.
>>495591796Who?
https://file.io/nPzRaqlEGyey Made this for party project modding
>>495707314For it to be good unlike Odyssey 1
>>495716019nigga i ain't clickin that
>>495716019What
switch 2 must have 3d mario and mario kart 9 in its first year or I'm not buying it
>>495716746At least Odyssey 1 was better than Sunshine and 3D Land/World.
Behead those who insult 3D Land
>>4957179363D Mario is guaranteed but Kart 9 so soon after the BCP is a fool's errand for everyone involved.
>>495718275Oh fuck off the BCP was made because Mario Kart 8 was the biggest system seller and Nintendo needed to keep it that way, since this years sales reports showed for the first time a drop in sales Mario Kart 9 needs to be there year 1. It is and will be the system seller.Also I hate Tour tracks so much.
New Mario & Luigi: Brothership Renders. (1/2)
>>495718509>since this years sales reports showed for the first time a drop in salesBecause everyone who could possibly want it finally has it by now.>Mario Kart 9 needs to be there year 1.What is 9 going to have to make people who have the BCP want to buy it right away? 8D now has a fuckload of content that they surely can't compete with right now.
>>495719480>What is 9 going to have to make people who have the BCP want to buy it right away?The fact its not Mario Kart 8.GTA 5 also has a shitton of added content but everyone wants to eagerly move on to the next title because it's been 100 million years.
>>495719446(2/2)
>>495719645It's not an 8. It's an infinity symbol. There will never be a new console Mario Kart. It is eternal.
>>495719704Cute!
>>495721474That's cute to you?
>>495721649Anon, the main luigifag is either a homo or an actual female. Of course they think anything Luigi is cute.
>>495718006Odyssey was definitely better than Sunshine and 3D Land but 3D World was better than Odyssey
>>495721649Not them but yes that's cute, why wouldn't it be?
>>495722367He's murdering something
>>495722278Linear 3D Mario reached it's peak with Galaxy 2. I can give 3D World credit for having some hard levels to 100% but Odyssey was a desperately needed return to form.
>>495721649Yes. I want to stomp on enemies with Luigi.
I miss late 2000's bimbo Peach.
>>4956724292-4 is how I'd imagine some mangaka would draw Mario Dunno why but it gives off that feel
>>495724654They and the artist of pic related have drawn the Bros fitting of their Japanese dub casting.
>>495725896I want to be picked up by tall Luigi...
>>495726463https://x.com/dusaME64/status/1814540343481938117
>>495723972based luigiyume
>>495713442What did Luigi mean by this?
>>495727484he's gonna have a baby
>>495723075>a desperately needed return to form.
Why is it that just about any image of Mario saying "no" in some way is always paired with garbage takes?
>>495722278Oogtar is better than Sunshine.
>>495732829That's going a little too far. The only thing Oogtar is better than is Yellow Yoshi.
Why is it that retards always end up getting buttblasted over people disagreeing with their shit takes?
the above poster is dramafag, do not engage
Dino-bummer, dude
>>495712593So CT:TT?
>>495733318Yes. Yes, actually, yes - just like that but in a proper Mario title and with marios gameplay.
>>495707314For it not to exist so retards on the internet get mad like when Galaxy 3 didn't happen.
>>495726684Luigi's so cute when he tries to be a tough guy.
>>495724654My favorite mangaka will never draw Mario.He's dead
>>495738673Who was it?
>>495739279Toriyama
>>495739708RIP
>>495740062Man, that guy is stupid.
>>495740176Not a Toriyama fan?
>>495723075>Linear 3D Mario reached it's peak with Galaxy 2The galaxy games have great spectacle, but have the worst gameplay.
>>495723075>Linear 3D Mario reached it's peak with Galaxy 2Not reallyGalaxy 2 was just a worse Galaxy in every single way especially with progression.
>>495740578What? That's a WW2 gas mask. It's ridiculous to think that Sniffits were based off Toriyama.Calling someone stupid doesn't mean I don't like Toriyama. I'm a Dragon Quest fan, even.
>>495740874Oh, fair enough then.
>>495740062>retards just spout unconfirmed drivel like this completely unchecked for meaningless 100k+ likes tweets just for a bit of a dopamine rushdumb
New thread>>495746303>>495746303>>495746303
>>495647562
>>495718971the micks>>495719228the bros
Goodnight, I want to snort Daisy's ass fumes
>>495758696Daisy says, kys