>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>495108595
I love sluts
keep this thread brainrot free
If you could add a new Ending, what would it be?
why are there so many girls in erg? I'm scared...
>>495339917Sounds like the MC from A Practical Guide to Evil.
>>495344263We failed
Now that the dust has settled:What went so wrong?
>>495344784Kingsfield
>>495344427They are all troons except the one landwhale mermaidtard (we call her mermaidtard because she's as fat as a whale)
>>495344784allowing /v/eddit to make /erg/
Malenia.
>>495345382Kill yourself
>>495345637hey fatty
>>495345630Do you think that all turtles can talk if they get old enough or just like him?
>>495345792I'm not fat
>>495345973lose some weight fatty
>>495345973I'm fat...
After some quick research the anons last thread were right the kinda girl I like is similar to ranni and marika, tell me, out of them both, which do you think you'd have more quiet alone time with?
>>495346012I'm not fat and you can't convince me to redevelop an ED thinking I am, I know that I'm not >>495346182Lose some weight fatty
>"yep, hornsent's gotta go"I would feel bad for helping her of she didn't look like my favorite fsn heroine
>>495346235you can't develop ed you don't have a working cock fatty
>>495346305That's not what that means
>>495346345come on now lardass
Ranni just drugs you and puts you in a ball next to Sellen and Rennala
Fuck thread changed over as I was typingReply to schizo anon who had a point >>495296205 >I actually almost agree with some of this >Although don't think we're god itself (well we are, but we aren't meant to act like it. It was the only material around to work with) I think the intention was for humanity to be his/it's children. I think we're supposed to find our own way as people and as a species. To grow and become our own beautiful thing equal to what came before. The children of god so to speak, but made of the same stuff as god, so basically the trinity explanation but on a species wide scale ngl I do not give a flying fuck at the same time. I will always prefer 'pure' virgins in almost any scenario. Hags have there place, and sluts are fun, but pure is best
>>495346302I'd like you to remember that avalon in the last episode is the closest to a "true" ending of FSN. Saber won
>>495346449I'm not fat and that doesn't even make sense, mermaids are half fish, a whale is a mammal
>>495346471No but I'll drug you, take you back to my place, and have my way with you. by that I of course mean tucking you into bed gently stroking the side of your face while you sleep then going into the other room to sleep.
Radahn and Freyja's swords (and those of the dead knights at Aeonia and the Wailing Dunes) are shaped like Omen Cleavers. No other characters in the Lands Between use blades like these. What is the lore.
>>495346837whale sharks are fish thoughever, and you are as fat as one
>>495347189I'm not, and that's not a whale then, just because it has the name whale in it doesn't make it a whaleBut actually once I was thinking about it, mermaids don't have be just half fish, chance mermaids can be half lobster or half octopus
>>495347332whale sharks are about as big as whales which is whats important, because you're fatter than either
>>495347182You're not gonna believe this but the omencleavers were created due to fundamentalist radicals related to radagon and radahn is radagons son. Freyja is radahns second favorite soldier behind jerren so she has a sword similar to her master.
>>495347182>>495347495I meant omenkillers
>>495346471Can we actually talk about the balls? No I'm serious, deadly serious. That joke isn't even funny but I bet you snorted, don't lie to me! Anyway, can we talk about how they're basically crucible experiments using the soul or mind instead of a body like the jar shaman girls. They even study a primordial current through it, and the crucible is itself a series or source of currents of energyOr how Sellen's graven school is able to talk, kind of, and still even teach. Maybe Sellen had numen ancestry, or perhaps it's just having a woman in the same mass as all the other dudes. A bit like the demihuman queens commanding her followers, or the shaman girls being the core, etc
>>495347405I'm not
>>495348280fatty
>>495347495That sounds nice. Better than being drugged and tortured MKUltra style, for sure.>>495347675It's not a joke. Rennala and Sellen may think they're "in space" too. Especially Sellen, if she really tapped into the primeval current.
>>495347675Sellen is related to the carianThe architecture of the carian manor of similar to that of that of the eternal citiesAcademy scholars are present in one of the only upperground portions of an eternal cityHer name is similar to that selia and sellenWe know from rogier that the black knives are from the eternal citiesWe know the black knives are numen pile marikaThus the eternal cities contain numen/numen descendantsErgo, sellen has numen blood.
>>495348382Nice headcanon and all but how are you feeling today
>>495348640Oh shit I forgot she was from Sellia. You're totally right she must be at least part numen. Instead of horns they're growing glintstones. It's merely a cycle, stand before the Elden Ring and become the Elden Lord. History is repeating
>>495348314I'm not
>>495348884Marika and the Shamans vs the Hornsent are the Carian's and the Academy vs the Primeval Sorcerer's and some Astrologers. Holy shit it all fits. Marika took over the hornsent like Rennala took over the academy perhaps? Dazzling them with golden light vs a beguiling full moon
>>495348884The numen don't grow horns. That's the hornsent it's what's special about them. The numen are the ones that when they die or are maimed they turn into earth materials. See the grandmother tree or marikas living but stone body crucified post shattering.
>>495349161Malenia CUTE
>>495349190Ah shit I flibbed. I was thinking about the hornsent using the shamans to concentrate the power in their horns, created by crucible energy, and how these glintstone growths are very similar in nature, just using star amber and light instead of primal life energy>>495349342
>>495349746>I love the way Miquelia's Fantasia does eyes. The kind of grainy look of it is very satisfying for some reason
>>495348884>>495349161I'd like to add as wellMetyr and Marika are who formed the golden order as a religion as we know thanks to the dlc Coincidentally there are two places of significance related to fingers and the carians. The temple of the divine hand and the moonlight alter. With the latter containing the afformentined divine hand, ranni's fingers, fingers who look NOTHING like any other fingers and are blue meaning they either didn't come from metyr or she pooped it out for some special reason. We also know that the fingerslaying blade is a thing and by its description it was used before. Metyr has a large wound on her and smaller throughout her body. It's likely it was used on her. Ranni later uses it to kill her own fingers. The same blade that was used to maim the golden order's primary finger guide killed the carians'Note also where it's locked up and how its made, marika we know has a connection to the eternal citiesWe know she has a connection to the assassins beyond being a numen like themIf she has some sort of connection she likely used their services beforeWe know marika through asking hewg to forge a godslaying weapon and creating the tarnished had turned against her own order, or at least it's more "otherworldly" aspects long before the shattering. I propose marika had the assassins use the fingerslaying blade to attempt to kill metyr but she, similar to when we beat her, teleported away for safety This is sometime before ranni used the assassins giving them the black knives.
Marika made a new crucible with the divine gate. It's why it's a bunch of bodies melded together and contained the gold strands
>>495349746Cute.And her daughter too.
>>495350213No it's the same one. The crucible is the earthly equivalent to the primeval current coincidentally marika opposed many crucible related things yet utilized them like godfreys knights. And rennala opposed many primeval current related things yet utilized them as we she when she comet azures us
>>495349984>I propose marika had the assassins use the fingerslaying blade to attempt to kill metyr but she, similar to when we beat her, teleported away for safety The nameless eternal city I'd bet
>"Oh great. More people.">"They keep coming. And coming. I'm getting nervous."
>>495348640>>495348884>>495349161>>495349190>>495349746>>495349949>>495349984>>495350360There's too many fucking similarities between marika and rennala but real and theorized. I'm going to fucking say it. I don't care if you think it's headcanon. It's fucking true. They fucked at some point rennala knew about radagon and marika being one, they fucked, somehow someway they conceived one child and that was ranni. This is why she's an empyrean. Her younger siblings the twins were empyrean due to the special circumstances of their birth being born to one God. Being born to two women would also be out of the ordinary and thus a special circumstance. This is why marikas grace can point you along rannis questline but not to kill her like the others. It's because ranni is her daughter not just her step daughter. Ranni might not know it, but marika does. She's only not cursed because marika didn't birth her, rennala did.
>>495350958This is the symbolism of the cuckoo. A daughter of marika and rennala, the heir over radagon and rennala's kids, was raised as a daughter of radagon's daughter despite her true parentage. This is also why the cuckoos rebel its not full on like the cuckoo bird, but halfway there.
>>4953447842 years wait for 30-50 hours of slopif it was released in 2022 then it would be good
>>495350213The crucible isn't really a singular cohesive thing. It's an energy field that binds all living beings. It surrounds us, penetrates us, binds us. Fr though it's energy was wielded by the hornsent, its power generated by spirits called to their horns. This energy was refined by the Hornsent closer and closer to gold and then conjoined with the shamans to create a an object that could infuse a massive amount of refined life energy into something, and potentially connect with a divine realm.The Elden Beast entered this lifestream to order it into the Elden Ring. The strands are the refined primordial life energy, gold, 'life itself' as the Erdtree is sometimes called "As if life itself knew it's end had come"
>>495350958>She's only not cursed because marika didn't birth her, rennala did.What if godwyn wasn't cursed because marika mpregged godfrey? We know godfrey is his parent somehow and so is marika. So what if Mpreg happened? It's not out of the ordinary remember originally ryas mom was a guy who birthed her and that ymir wants to get pregnant and become a mom. What if godfrey was the first. What if he was mpregged by marika. This also answers how ranni and tarnished if there needs to be any for some reason could reproduce, she would only need to use her magic to form a cock, empowered by the elden ring she absorbed, she could almost certainly easily impreg the tarnished in space regardless if they're male or female.
>>495350958I'd be okay with this. My singular gripe would be that it undermines the thematic weight of Radagon leaving his family for Marika. That's Ranni's entire reason for her Order being out of reach, so what happened to her can never happen again. A father leaving his family for lordship
>>495348823I never claimed it was canon. I'm okay, I guess. Making more with doordash than any of the jobs I interviewed with, and I've got a plan to take an extended vacation. I'll stay for a week or two at a hotel in a random town, take in the sights, doordash in the afternoons/evenings, and then repeat the process in a different town. If I'm wrong and there's really nobody spreading rumors about me to the authorities, it should be pretty easy to tell (even if I still can't definitively prove it.) If I'm right, we can see how much time, energy, and manpower people are willing to drain on it. I've got nowhere to go, no reason to stay here, and a whole bunch to leave.
>>495351619The alternative is the golden strands are from all the shamans exclusively and somehow the Hornsent needed their own kind to build the gate of divinity, which I'd also be fine with, but doesn't change much in the end
Is this good again?
>>495350958The would explain the mask if confidence description: "When Radagon married Rennala, he ordered the Carian magic preceptors to don these masks. To make it clear that all of their matters were to be kept strictly private."
>>495351834That's the thing. He's still technically her father, it's his body, sort of, and he raised her. It's a double whammy for rennala. Imagine your husband left you to go fuck himself. It's not even just her getting cucked it would be like radarika saying "seeya I'd rather go fuck myself alone than be with you here have the dog and this egg seeya" she would be double cucked. Cucked on two fronts and left a single mother to unstable kids.
>>495348947you are
>>495352137Define "good"
>>495351683To addIf you think about it too, technically malenia did something similar to radahn, remember she stabbed him, penetrating him from behind, then she bloomed, we know the bloom we see in the cinematic is what birthed millicent and her siblings. Malenia penetrating radahn helped birth millicent. Everything radahn ends up doing is just a fucked up copy of godfrey, from his lion iconography, his ascension to elden lord, him trying to copy his stomps, even miquella on his back like serosh is. It's all there.
Not gonna lie. I watched the Malenia Consort mod video and now I’m extra depressed at what the dlc could’ve been.
>>495352137always has been
>>495351912How much do you make? I'd like to get into it as well. Then I can buy a pc and play with erg finally
>>495352503Really? I thought it looked really jank and shitty, same as fagdahn. Theres a reason people thought the leaks were mods.
>>495352458>radahn got mpreggedIs this what radahn is now? Just a joke character used as a cumdump?
>>495352757Yeah the gameplay mechanics of the mod look jank but the lore and themes feel way more true to the base game.
>>495352915oh i mean for sure, i think I would've rather had promised consort putrid tree spirit than fagdahn
Malenia, Consort of Miquella
>>495352840yes
My own personal theory is simpleWith each bloom malenia got closer and closer to godhood as seen in her boss and thus stronger. Her blooming against radahn signified the battles end and the end of the last major battle during the shattering wars. Malenia fought radahn to a standstill pre bloom. So they're at least roughly at equal strengthThe malenia we fight as a boss is stronger than the malenia that fought radahn Radahn had his forces reppeled and got his ass handed to him by morgott Radahns hair looked more like starscourge radahn than the braided young radahn Meaning that morgott, during the time of the shattering wars, was the strongest demigod but he just wanted to grill all day.
>>495352618Since Monday, I've gotten $600 for 24hrs of "work," which is really just driving around listening to music while posting here as I wait at places that don't have the order ready yet.
>>495353410I want get started but there's a lot of blacks and methhead whites in my area and I'm worried I'd get robbed.
>>495353047The crucified Mohg down below was a nice touch, and having the consort be more omenlike and using bloodflame was perfect. You could insert literally any consort into the frame of “phase 1: bloodflame/omen, phase 2: crucible/holy” and it would’ve been perfection. But I did think the idea of having Miquella heal his sister and raise her into holiness was more apt than what we got.
>>495351912Please take your schizo ramblings elsewhere
>>495352018>jarred shamans still have bodies underneath the jar innards.pngWhen you stagger a jar innard, as you're about to do the critical hit they open their arms wide as if welcoming death.
>>495352840>>495353070Most of the new art of radahn is him being used as miquella's onahole. It's not just that. Normalfags have even started referring to radahn as miquella's wife. Not husband. But wife. Even the people who don't believe he was brainwashed and that he consented view radahn as submissive to miquella. Radahn will be forever remembered as miquella's cumdumpMalenia will be forever remembered as a loving sister and the female version of the chris redfield meme. Malenia won. So fucking hard.
>>495353768In the end Ranni wonMarika wonMelina won Rya wonMalenia wonNepheli wonBocc wonKenneth wonBoggart wonGodwyn wonPatches won Hewg wonRoderika wonAll the good characters won bar millicent. Good end
>>495353496Judy dont carry cash. It's all direct deposit, anyway. Besides, if you're delivering to them or people around them, they'll be happy to see you.>>495353651He asked. And like I've said, if I'm schizo then why didn't any of the multiple different professionals I've spoken to about the situation diagnose me with anything?
>>495352395I'm not
Objectively speaking is turtle pope the only character in elden ring that's actually done nothing wrong?
>>495354114Rya did not win, she still is awful
>>495354476Fatty
>>495354391Obviously a schizo would claim to not be schizophrenic, are you fucking stupid too?
>>495354406Roderika doesn't. Rya doesn't either, really.
>>495354652I'm not fat
>>495354789>Rya doesn't eitherShe's ugly, lies to you, works for the evil murder faction, has an annoying voice, tries ro get you to kill boggart
>>495354742Sure, but why haven't any professionals said I was?
>>495354834this is you
>>495354834Everyone knows you're shaped like a walrus already
>>495354939Don't worry. She'll come back in ER2 as some murderous death snake that's a huge cunt.
>>495355029It isnt>>495355073I'm not
>>495354946I'm saying you're lying about not being diagnosed, nobody with paranoia and stories of persecution like yours can be taken at face value
>>495355110Or in an item description where it said she dies immediately offscreen
>>495354939Alright, trying to have you kill Boggart is fucked. But it's not her fault she was born into that family
>>495355159I wasn't even the original guy calling you fat. Your mass pulled me into this conversation due to your gravitational orbit
>>495355243First of all, yes it is since she could've killed her parents or left, naivety is a sin too so yoy can't say she didnt know any better. Second of all, so? Just because she was born into it doesn't mean she still doesn't deserve to be hated
>>495355159visions of fatty ahead...
>>495355305>>495355405Im not, and that isn't even a message you can do in elden ring, it'd be plump sort not fatty
>>495354939are you the same guy that wanted to see Rya cut herself? If so fuck you
>>495355484don't give up, fatty!
Rya: "Kill that lying, thieving, crayfish eating shitskin, kill him now tarnished, the lands between must be white. Entirely white. It's what my mother wishes"Why did they add in this dialog for rya? I don't remember her saying this on launch
>>495355205Well, I could send you the screenshots of me messaging my last doctor on the patient portal about it and his summary where he outright lied and misquoted me, if you'd like. It doesn't really matter to me if you believe me, unless you work for bank of America or the FBI and can get someone taken off a watchlist.
>>495355232And is still a huge cunt in the description that makes her utterly unlikable. She also gets married and has incestuous children that eat people as the throw away lore for some enemies that are only in one part of the map. It's a swamp.
>>495355605It's not "want to" she just does/would>>495355619That's not an eldennring message
>>495355484Fatty O, Fatty
>>495355393I guess so. She seems pretty upset about it during her quest, though. But you're right, she didn't do nothing wrong
>>495355636I change my mind, wtf I like rya now
>>495355636Guys? Did rya really say this? As a black guy I'm starting to agree with >>495355393Fuck that racist bitch
>>495355971Yeah. There was a reddit post freaking out about it. They added it in last patch.
>>495355791That's not a message that you can write in Elden ring
>>495355736Fatty ahead, therefore be wary of Fatty.
>>495346542It's just schizo tikkun olam psycho nonsense>bla bla bla godhead bla bla bla now leave me unattended with your children bla bla bla
>>495355736why is it always fatty?
>>495356138You know what's in the game, the fire prelate armor. The chest piece at least is rumored to have been based on you ya know?
>>495354398mist or fatty
>>495350958Rots will do literally anything to pretend another character is gay. The fact that you spare Rennala's life confirms that she's straight.
>>495356607>>495356719Fatty isn't a message you can say in elden ring, it'd be "plump sort"I dont know if mist is in Dark Souls even so that doesn't make sense in either >>495356689What? No
Holy shit is this game boring without a shield. Never doing this shit again.
>>495356890Your defensiveness is only making you seem like you actually are fatWhich you are
>>495355971>>495355636Wait till you guys find out that Volcano Manor is (Carthage) Wait till you find out what Tannith's name means.
>>495356998Just saying that something isn't true isn't being defensive
>>495357035>Volcano Manor is (Carthage)
>>495355636I love her even more now
>>495355243Killing thieves is based, you made a judgement call that Bogs was salvageable because he likes seafood and no one who likes seafood can be all bad.>>495355393What exactly did Rya know was happening at the Volcano Manor?That there were guys in conflict with other guys? Ok.>>495354939Don't be such a retard.>>495354406Goldmask, Roderika, Boc, we don't know anything about melina's life pre her being a ghost, Florisax, Moore (I don't count a 50 IQ downie being tricked into fighting someone he barely knows for the will of Satan "his fault"), the only thing Placidusax ever did wrong was not crushing Bayle as a fucking toddler. The only thing Radahn did wrong was not rebel sooner.The only thing Mohg did wrong was make himself a good target for the antichrist.
>>495353062
>>495353062It really is a shame Syphilitic Tumor Chan didn't give Michelob Ultra AIDS while she had the chance. Could have saved us all some trouble.
>>495347672Omenkiller cleavers specifically mock horned warrior greatswords. Divine beast warriors can make horns grow on their blades and they look just like omenkiller cleaver horns.
/r/ing some fashion souls recommendations to go with the banished knight helm
>>495356987Equip a parrying dagger, instead.
>>495358670Zamor armor and whatever gauntlets/pants you want
>>495357760It's hard judge a thief in a game where we play as someone running around murdering and robbing basically everyone we meet. Hell, the whole point is to steal great runes.
Miquella should have just given Malenia some sleep pots to throw at Radahn.
>>495359360not steal, gainfully acquire by murdering their owner
>>495355605
>>495361968It's divine right, really.
>>495360491why didn't malenia just use boluses on her rotscarlet rot shouldn't be a super poison mechanically, it should be like curse in DaS where getting infected with it reduces your max HP and the longer you go infected the more its reduced until you either die or cleanse yourself somehow. Probably fire.
>>495363724While unstated, we have pretty clear signs that there are just two kinds of Scarlet Rot infection: acute (HP drops very quickly, will eventually go away if you don’t die, the patient functions more or less normally while it's active until they drop dead, can be cured with a bolus or spell) and chronic (slowly rot away over the course of years, excruciating and debilitating pain and reduced level of consciousness and memory, seemingly-incurable). Malenia, Millicent, Radahn, and a bunch of random enemies have the latter, while the former is what can be inflicted in-game with Rot spells and "cured" with the aforementioned methods. The in-game Scarlet Rot status effect rapidly drains health and can kill anything (the damage is percentage-based) without the intervention of magic, but it only retains that form for some one to several minutes, after which it will cease to have an effect (you could simply survive it by out-healing the damage with spells or flasks, for example). Meanwhile multiple in-universe characters are dealing with long-term infections that don't kill anywhere near as rapidly but are much more difficult to remove. Backing this is the fact that you can inflict the acute version on characters who are already dying of the chronic version, and the result is a very clear visual difference on their models, usually followed by them dying in seconds. e.g. you can inflict the acute version on Radahn, who's explicitly already sick, and suddenly he's covered in a red mist and rapidly loses 1/3 of his health in 90 seconds.
int/fth using only sonaf and rellans swords or quality bloodhound/dragon halberd
>>495365063Sadly Rellana's swords are still shit, even with the buff in the patch.
>>495365063>int/fth with no infusion and all your shit is dlcquality
>>495358670the rest of the banished knight set
>>495358670The banished set, ER isn't the game for mixed sets
>>495365063int/fth with scuffed sonaf (2x broadswords magic/flame art infused) with square off
What is underneath the Crucible Knights' armor? They aren't human are they? Aren't they some of the oldest living things in the Lands Between?
>>495366409pure humans
>>495366409They are human and the female ones have very large breasts
Is it BM to invade Limgrave with Hefty Rock Pots as part of my Red Bear build? Throwing rocks, gouging people's guts out, and screaming until they explode is hilariously funLevel 2 btw so 3 people just melt me
>>495367423it is never BM to invade coopers
>>495367423Nothing is BM besides literal cheating like deathblight dagger scripts
I never realized the game limited you to only +3 weapons before getting to Roundtable Hold. That's horseshit.
>>495367864>Nothing is BM besides literal cheatingYou mean like using software literally called Cheat Engine to spawn yourself hefty pots and materials at starting level?
>>495368301Saving yourself hours of farming isn't cheating
>>495366409They bleed gold so they aren't human. They are possibly made of wood like the erdtree guardians.Personally I like to imagine them as humanoid trees with scales, feathers etc. growing on them, essentially wooden misbegotten (they even share a lot of moves with leonine misbegotten).
>>495368379Gaining access to stuff you haven't legitimately accessed is.
>>495368260how tf were you getting anything other than +0 before RT? you can't upgrade shit before going there, and the only weapon you ever get that's already upgraded is the one from Rogier
>>495368385They can't be bled, but you can sleep them.Wooden Humans most likely
>>495368591This current playthrough is my first time ever not going to Caelid immediately
list of stuff that's BADASS>horns (gifts from the crucible)>golden eyes (gifts from the erdtree)>the storm>beasts>Ansbach>gravity magic>Radahn>Blaidd>colossal weapons>STR FTH builds>STR INT buiilds>INT FTH builds>dragonsthere's probably some other stuffbut come onyou gotta admit this shit is pretty fucking badass
>>495369481>list of stuff that's BADASSyou forgot (You)
>>495369608thanks broI appreciate thatenjoy your weekend
>>495369481>>Radahn
>>495369481>>Radahn>>BlaiddThese are reddit
>>495369892they're cool strong dudes>you can't like this because some other fags like it too!reddit game
>>495369884
>>495369964Strong dudes don't get their ass beat by some random hobo
>>495370107the tarnished isn't just some random hobo thoughthey're immortal demigods built for war
>>495367423In addendumHow many fucking heals can a phantom have? This furled finger had like 10 estus or something, unbelievable>>495368301I've beaten mohg at RL2 with +3 weaponshttps://files.catbox.moe/jltqob.mp4
>>495367423I mean most people in vanilla are niggers playing with overlevelled phantoms so I'd say they deserve worse.
>>4953707942:57How hard did you shit?
>>495370859What's unreal to me is how unbelievably sweaty coopers areI have ppl with furled fingers with fire knight helm and ledas armor that are pivot drawstringing sleep grease in stormveil and holy fuck dudeZero remorse about rock putting their host to death>>495371291To be real 3:03 was much scarier, I hadn't practiced that move much
>>495371740What rl are you?
Mommy... MarikaA curse upon thee...
>>4953718242, as I said in >>495370794 and >>495367423
How were Radahn and Miquella supposed to sire a new generation of demigods when they're both Type As
How high should I raise my Strength, Dexterity and Endurance if I wanted to go up to 80 Faith?
>>495373562Mike would mpreg Radahn just like his sister did.
>>49537368722/18 str/dex for the fkgs and however much endurance you need to wield it with your armor of choice
>>495373935i dunno man, that doesn't really seem doable
>gaius's ash of war has more hyperarmor than Maliketh's ash of warfuark
>>495374282You don't need 80 faithWhere are you dpswhores coming from?
>>495374551nobody said anything about needing 80 faith, i just want to make an 80 faith build
>>495370107The Tarnished is the chosen one, a supreme archetype of all abandoned men.
>>495369884>Male Ania simps think ganking Radahn in a one on one duel with a hundred simps, and giving him aids and nuking a country because you cant win an honest sword fight is a "win"Reminder Male Anala had to cheat and still lost. She was on the ground at the end, Radahn wasnt. She had to be carried away, Radahn didn't. Even cheating and griffithing an entire subcontinent, she still lost.
Tarnished-dono... was my drink a mistake or a boon?
>>495378383Kinda both.Boon because it seems fun, but I'll never use it because fuck the dlc physic tear acquirement method.Mistake because it made me think on why From didn't expand the combat more and why we're still rolling instead of doing bloodborne's forward skips that pass as more warrior-like stuff than rolling like a retarded rat.
>>495378747Elden Ring was actually a massive step outside Miyazaki's comfort zone. At least things other than R1 and rolling are viable at all, rather than being completely useless to a shocking degree.
>>495375765>She was on the ground at the end, Radahn wasnthe's literally on the ground, on his knees, paralyzed and dropping his weapons after getting stabbed.>ganking Radahn in a one on one duelsk you ever get tired of posting fan fiction
>>495378747>but I'll never use it because fuck the dlc physic tear acquirement method.kite the furnace golem to the middle of the road, stand up on the side, aim all the way up, and throw hefty fire pot4 hits in the head = dead
>>495378383I wish we could give the bosses and NPCs sake in Elden Ring and shoot the shit with them.
now Leda have a new weapon so she finally can stop you from blasfemy
NARRATIVE THINGS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN RETAINED FROM SEKINO:>a plot where character motivations are actually explained>an ongoing war situation that results in map changes as you progress the plot, complete with common PvEvE fights between warring factions>thematically appropriate endings for both the main story and quests that aren't just "and then the character slipped on a banana peel">enemy soldiers being actual people instead of groaning zombies>being able to listen in on conversations between enemy soldiers to get their opinions about their leaders, the war situation, the plot, and random shit>some of the major bosses being people you personally know>being able to chill and have a drink with friendly NPCs and former/future bosses>gunsGAMEPLAY THINGS THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN RETAINED FROM SEKINO:>tying damage boosts to skills and boss Remembrances rather than weapon upgrades>grappling hook movement>climbing and wall-jumping>somewhat faster jog and sprint>unlimited sprint in combat
>>495369964Radahn is the KWABiest character in the game
what if they randomly made Sellen a grey lanky zombie like in the concept art?
>>495380405>gunsWas it the Oda nobunaga shit liek guns defeat all the shinobi, then the monsters, then even Emperor and the the whole dinasty?
>>495379813>4I'm not wasting my time.
>>495368260Iji allows you to max out weapons even without doing Ranni's quest
>50 Str>15 Dex>48 Fth>Maliketh's remembrance items + Beast Incants>Dryleaft Arts with Beast Roar>Always the option to use a Black KnifeI've not had this much fun in a fucking while, holy shit
>>495368591The anvil by Kale
>>495383702Str/fth is so fucking fun.
alright, i fixed it. i wanted 13 int at first for discus of light and sacred weapon but honestly i can just carry around a halo scythe or sacred blade if i want holy damage that much
Is this true?
>>495385647
>>495385647No.
>>495385647Yes.
>>495386587t. Leda
What is a lore behind the Hyppo? He was like a dog for the Messmer?
The most obvious reason why he was taken out was because he was too competent. He defeated Dragons without a Great Rune. He befriended the, after, showing large charisma. To destabilize everything, he needed to go.
>>495387427>showing large charismaLarge "charisma". Sure.
Me unsure if Elden Ring dragons have souls and thus can be transplanted into another body.
>>495378747>Mistake because it made me think on why From didn't expand the combat moreyes they did, Elden Ring is the singular Fromsoftware game with good combat>and why we're still rolling instead of doing bloodborne's forward skipsFree iframe backsteps and running R1 so you can spam that shit, yeah really good combat
when did you realize that time is nonexistent in this game and the Shattering happened anywhere from a month to centuries agoit's not even just Destined Death being removed from the Elden Ring, it's that the Elden Ring being shattered has completely fucked causality
>>495380405sekiro is dogshit and never uses any of its elements in a fun or interesting way.The grappling hook is just used to proceed through plateus of game map in the same way Torrent already can, and never important in combat
>>495388794People not ded friends hunger. Weapon durability gone too.
>>495388601HmmmmMe not know either!Maybe, because dragon priestess can be made into a summinable spirit
>>495388879>and never important in combatMy NAME
>>495388794if that was the case, Farum Azula wouldn't be special
>>495388879>he never used it for platforming during combat >he never used it on bosses
>>495388967>Grapple is limited by specific AI state>It's just a weak slow dual slashSekiro is dogshit, play a good game like Lies of P if you want to see a good grapple.The only Fromsoftware game with good combat is Elden Ring
>>495389165Jack does it better
>>495389002Faram Azula is a nonsensical meme level
>>495389165Is tha Titanfall or Batman Arkham?
>>495389104Just because you need it for "platforming" which is just usimg it cross gaps/ledges, it dpesn't mean that its applocation is interesting, especially because Sekiro level design is awful.Just because you get the prompt to close the gap on veey few enemies by using the grapple, it doesn't mean that it's any interesting combat applications.
I still don't understand this.
>>495389775Probably because it's overthinking.
Batman has won.
>>495350958We don’t know when Radagon and Marika became one. There’s an explocit quote of Marika stating that they are not yet one.
Boc is just male rya. And boc fans are just as stupid Boc went to his people to fit in. He wanted to be like the other demihumans Low iq, violent, xenophobic, thieves, rapists, etc. He ONLY didn't because they beat the shit out of himBocc is the elden ring version of the "based Blackman" Yes bocc is nowhere near as bad as his subhuman kin ONLY because they rejected/victimized them. Want a redpill you're not ready to accept?These "some of the good ones types" in many groups aren't actually all that uncommon, there are many chimplike blacks that are of moderate intelligence compared to whites and know right from wrong, they just want to conform with their larger group so they dumb themselves down and act like retards just like the rest. Boc fully intended to do just thatThe only difference is the "good ones" were seen as more "off" they didn't put on the monkey suit fast enough and were targeted so they seek solace in other groups. This is exactly what boc does but with you. I say this as a former wigger, someone who grew up around, befriended, dated, and had a kid with blacks. Boc is just a nigger like the restAnd yes his wanting to be "beautiful" matches perfectly with those types wanting to be white. They hate their own more than most racists and want to be anyone but these "based" types can only be calmed in that regard by a white man who they orbit telling them they view them as a normal person not a nigger and they calm a bit exactly like boc.
>>495390234Shut up coalburner
>>495390234>says boc is like male rya>justifies this with a completely unrelated rant about niggers????????
>>495390340No. I warn you from personal experience. The only thing that actually brought me out of my wiggerness towards the light was the bitch accidentally killing my daughter because a lot of them have few paternal instincts. Her death saved me from literal darkness.
>>495390610I simply used a comparison many here can understand. Boc is ugly, borderline suicidal, an annoying sycophant, and wanted to integrate into terrible demihuman culture. He's no better than the murderous retarded snake bitch
>>495390150Then there's the retards who still insist they never split.
>>495347675Yes! Finally a good topic!The way I understand it, the primeval current is essentially the discovery of the universe's conception, the big bang, and the fact that all being are stardust.If we look at Lusat, Azur and Alberich, they have all begun growing crystals on them after making contact with the primeval current, which I interpret as a metaphor for how a man of the Enlightenment might have felt, had modern science been available to them as a revelation back then.The concept behind graven schools is that since all beings are stardust, there is no need for glintstone, because you are glintstone. Combining the bodies of various sorcerers and dabbling into the primeval current allows for a direct connection to the universe and higher knowledge.Briars of sin and briars of punishment form thorns from *your* blood, because all matter is related to glintstone and therefore has hidden magical properties.
>>495389775Godwyn was cut
>>495390809But Rya never wanted to fit into snek culture. She thought she was special and unique and the child of royalty.
>>495390848They did. Marika removed him from herself like miquella did with trina. It's why that part was added. And then they were rejoined forcibly later.
>>495391035Yes. But she's still bad. She's part of an evil faction, wants to continue on the murderous aspects as per her own parting words even if it's not any of the experiments that birthed her. She's not a good character. She's vaguely nice to you and that's it. Ryafags are just as bad as rannifags and marikafags in that regard. As anon mentioned one of the only actual good characters is goldmask. He actually does no wrong and wants to reform the order without marika.
>>495364746I like this explanation
>>495379725>he's literally on the ground, on his knees, paralyzed and dropping his weapons after getting stabbed.one got carried away by subordinates, the other rode off on his ownlol cope>>495379725>sk you ever get tired of posting fan fictionRadahn sent away his men, BTFO Male Anal, and waited like a chad for her to get back up to try again after killing all her dykesimps.Cry harder man-shoulder enjoyer.
>>495390809I mean he is probably better just om the fact that Rya is so awful that it's hard to imagine anyone every managing to be as bad as her
>>495391213>Yes. But she's still bad.Because of your contrarian feelings and dreams lol.
>>495391213But the comparison with black culture/demi-humans and Boc fails with Rya, because she's not "settling" for the Volcano Manor lot because she was rejected by the sneks. It's just not the same thing.
>>495391346No?
>>495391361Reading comprehension. My post was why bocc is bad like rya is bad. But I never said their badness comes from the same source or motivations. A nigger is as bad as a murder cultists, but in terms of character and motivation aren't the same.
>>495390848>>495391094>>495390150Marika is Radagon. Marika's blasphemous self-children were born with explicit dual nature parasitic beings as a platonic reflection of her literal existence as one being transforming into two bodies. All of Marika's children have a physical deformity that reveals a sin, a secret, of hers by metaphoric similarity. The omen twins, Mike and AIDS chan, Messmer, Their deformities reflect secrets. Marika is Radagon.
>>495391283Nta but how do you feel about me plapping marika and helping her rebuild or going into space with ranni
>>495391521You shifted the goalposts from >>495390234 to >>495390809. You literally called Boc "male Rya" and went into detail about why Boc is bad in your eyes. You're just being a disingenuous twat.
>>495390234Boc is an at risk youth and you prevent him from being groomed into being a troon by getting him a job and teaching him self confidence.
>>495391607Cute headcanon. Can I feed you oranges? Do you like those?
>>495391614Nothing? Why would I careI dont think even when you restore the Golden Order that Marika is "brought back", I assume she still stays as the weird stone corpseI like Ranni's ending.Whynwould I care which one you pick, that has nothing tondo with my post
>>495391607>Marika is RadagonHeadcanon
>>495391676Yes. "Male rya" in terms of how fans portray him as some awkward deformed but cute and morally good character when he's not. There's no moving goalposts. You're just a retarded ryafag/bocfag.
>>495391728I care about your opinion. I like talking to you. I want every excuse to talk to you because I know we'll never be together and this is how i cope.
>>495391882
>>495391715Marika is Radagon, cope.
>>495391974Okay but do you like oranges. I can peel them for you
>>495392092Cute!
>>495391787I'm not an anyonefag, I don't base my identity around barely fleshed out characters in a video game where the director's stated goal is to keep everyone in the dark and guessing as much as possible.
>>495392369So you're mysterious...
>>495392369Mysterious...handsome...
Can you imagine a mod where you can marry the NPC/boss of your liking and start a homestead together, able to give them gifts and make them happy?
>>495392808I am eternally grateful that no, I can't.
>>495389775Radahn controls the Stars so that the Eclipse can happen
Thin Rennala or thick hairy mommy Rennala/fupa wydI'm drawing her and can't decide what she should look like naked
>>495392868I got 1000 hours in Stardew Valley. Elden Ring got boring after 100.
>>495393095So why are you here and not in the Stardew Valley general?Nigger, get fucked
>>495393095Weak.
>>495393158I like you more. I will force you to like what I like. I will pin you down and shove my interests deep inside of you. You can squirm you can cry, you can even try to fight, but you will take my long thick interests and you'll be forced to like them.
Can you please stop flirting with eachother
>495393298Cringe dsgtranny
>>495393158I've finished ER. Just wish we could interact with the characters more. I keep creating characters just to continuously murder Bernahl and Varré because they speak to me then.
>>495393563No>>495393575Never posted there. I'm actually from /wowg/ and /xivg/
>>495392808no, but I wish there was a mod where you can swear your allegiance to your favorite boss and don't kill him/her, and instead serve him/her and do quests and errands for him/her and punish those who besmirch his/her name(yes, I'm still annoyed that you cannot be Ansbach and serve Mohg, why do devs assume that everyone is a fucking simp for Ranni?)
>>495389104The ape destroys all the trees you can grapple eventuallyThat anon is right. Sekiro completely fumbles the potential of its own systems. Starting with dogshit balance of prosthetics and combat arts and ending with the fact it didn't even manage to utilize a grapple hook in any interesting way. Compare it with wirebugs in Rise that actually allow you to reposition or even hold in one place above ground at any moment to avoid attacks.
>>495394113That's such a good point. Technically you're serving Mohg as a Bloody Finger, but there's no quest progression...Malenia in particular could just be romanced if you told her of Miquella. Rogier could be romanced if you gave him the needle (Millicent doesn't want it).Or maybe you could convince Millicent to keep the needle and live together.
>>495394654Reminder that there's a cut ending for the dlc where you side with miquella and her Chris redfield's you into marrying his sister and you serve as his blades with radahn as his elden lord. There's a cute base game quest where you can side with and marry miquella We had the option of marrying either of them at two different times it was cut. I gurantee its because no one and i mean no one would ever choose the cheating blonde statue or haunted murder doll over prime miquella ass or malenias scarlet pussy
>>495389165>Azure Dragon Glaive>Twin Dragon Sword>Puppet String + Aegis>an inventory full of grenades and cannonballsYep, it's gaming time
>>495394654>Technically you're serving Mohg as a Bloody FingerSo redman good?
>>495394896Redman good. Only redditors think redman bad and they're objectively wrong always.
>>495395194Let me get this straight. So Basically redman good because Blood for the Blood Lord?
>>495394249NTA but you ever grapple the ape itself?
>>495395256Skulls for the weird pelvis throne he has?
Another perfect day complete! Goodnight/erg/!
>>495397026Goodnight. I love you. I'm serious btw.
>>495397026I don't trust your definition of perfect but goodnight
>>495398421Show feet
DLC had two of my favorite sequences of the game: illusory wall in Black Keep -> Abyssal woods, finding and following Ymir's quest. I really hope the next game has big dungeons like Darklight with more emphasis on resource management
>>495393076Thin but not "thin except in the horny part thin", proper malnurished thin. Imagine someone who's spent decades without eating, just being kept alive by the egg. She's so famished without her magic she can't even stand.
>mfw dlc npc calls me a fucking tree worshipper
>>495393076I choose borderline anorexic bone-thin depressed milf with black eye circles and a gigantic dark bush
Marika is cool. I like her.
>>495405630Cool it with the hornsentism bro.
I like INT/FTH so much, even if it's ass compared to pure INT and FTH.
>>495405694imagine helping Marika overcome her murderous impulses before diplomacy conferences in the post-game...I need a sequel kingdom management sim
>>495393286How?
>>495405694You will burn.
Messmer has the problem of being too dutiful to a system tgat doesn't care about him that probablyhurts relationships, but do you think he'd be a good dad to your kids? Would he like adopt that same sense of care into his love then for them, or like do you think like that his priority would still like fall away from you and your child and be too absent?
>>495409834I never got the impression Mesmer was zealous in his work, after all he sits in his chamber mulling and most of his personal gard isn't in deployement but instead manages his own research.He won't abandon the children or let them starve, but he won't overstress over how to optimize things for them if he doesn't want to
>one of the best weapons in the game is an anchor Why?
>>495410895Probably because of the damage and poise damage it can do
>>495406704I'm actually playing AoM Retold and imagine some factions to be related to the elden ring ones.
>>495343919I just realized why I found the ER setting interesting.It's messing with my nostalgia since MTG is dead now (rotten with trannies)
>>495369481>list of stuff that's BADASSme
Think of it this way. People spend more time indoors and playing video games or watching netflix more now than ever. Their libido hasn't changed, but the frequency of face to face contact has. You feel aroused by the people that you interact with directly. It's a false sense of contact, but the emotional stimulation is real. Therefore, if you work from home or in a field with few of the opposite gender, you'll probably not even feel horny for anyone that's not fictional.
>>495415267k
>>495415267what are you even talking about
>>495415649Do you think if I go out mildly covered in red paint/fake blood someone will think I'm cool and mysterious?
If Miyazaki wrote complete stories with all the missing details left in, would he be the Kojima of dark fantasy games?
>>495341065There. I fixed your shit pic.You are welcome
>>495409834Why is Rellana blond in this pic?
>>495415267>you'll probably not even feel horny for anyone that's not fictional.imagine being varre in the world where mohg is just a fictional character in a gameit's so sad<depression intensifies>
>>495417219do we have enough information to even tell if he's a good storyteller? His in-game stories are very simple, no?
>>495418231It's the tarnished/(You)
I own the world record for having the least fun while playing Elden Ring
>>495420898prove it
>>495418231>>495420010Ok...So where is Rellana and why isn't Messmer being her loving husband?
>>495421284Because you're blonde and better than her, and also Rellana waited too long and was too timid and retarded and thought that she could just wait for him to be hers but he moved on and found someone who was actively caring about him instead of just waiting for the world to be hersSad! But he's happier now with you than he would've been woth her
>>495419938The details we get from npcs are simple, but the item descriptions add a lot of complications. Look at the lore of ER with the different races, factions and schools of magic/incantations. If elden ring had tapes with characters talking about the different demigods, npcs, and events, not to mention true identities of different characters, I don't think it would be all that different from the kinds of strange, interconnected narratives we get in MGS or Death Stranding.
>>495421284Plus I'd anyrhing she might have help set them up together trying to make him happy, even knowing that she's losing her chance. Its funny to think about Rellana crying once she's realizing that she's sold her only chance of not being alone to make him happier
Fuck itI don't care anymore. I'm going full Bloody Bloodfiend Arm bonk build and gonna beat the DLC with that unless I find a more fun weapon. I tried Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword but it just didn't feel good and it gets outdamaged by the chicken wing even when my stats are skewed more towards str than arc and I have a bunch of MND to give me plenty of casts. I did like 40 pulls of Messmer with AMOG and got to his 2nd phase only like 2 times whereas the chicken wing got me there consistently and I beat him in like 30 minutes.
God I want to braid Malenia's hair (I don't know how but I'll learn)
>>495421905ER mythos came from Martin tho
>>495423393Braiding is really easy, you can probably just practice it on your bangs if they're long enough sobyou can see what you're doing.Just seperate your hair into 3 locks,aiming downward kind of like the three fingers, then pick one of the outer ones, can be left or right doesn't matter, and kind of fold it/move it under into the center of the other two (it can be over but it's easier move it under/closer to your forehead when practicing)That'll make two of them kind of twisted together like the scadutree, take the other one that isn't twisted into it, and fold that into the center of the twisted ones. Like you did with the firs one.Keep doing that pattern, folding over the outer one into the center and after just a few times it ahould be a braid and you can keep going.Keep in mind, don't do it too tight woth the smaller bits of hair I told you to do it with, the smaller the braid the more annoying it is to undo, and since you're practicing you'll want to undo it probably a lot
>>495347675>Hornsent: 'i slice up shamans and stuff them into jars to make them divine'>Sellen: 'i take sorcerers and stuff them into balls to make them divine'>...>jump cut to the two in a sloppy makeout session
It's mulled wine season
>>495348640>Academy scholars are present in one of the only upperground portions of an eternal cityWhat do you mean?
Hey, I’m going through the game for my first time and I’m struggling against Gideon. I had to summon mimic tear for godskin duo and malekith, so I’m wondering if I’m just bad at the game or if he’s that strong?
>>495425569He's very overwhelming, you kind of have to learn to get through his bullshit and hit him if you're doing a melee build
>>495425569he's very strong if not cheesed during first encounter while he's giving his speach. You need a strong chasedown tool to keep interrupting his spells. + get your holy/magic defenses up as much as you can
>>495424183>not doing a 4 strand litz braidngmi, enjoy your infetterance and 5G mind control
>>495425791Well I didn’t cheese him because I’m stupid.
>>495425823I looked it up because i didnt knoe ehat that wasA litz isn't a type of braid, that's a type of cord that you WOULD braid, it doesn't have anything to do with hair
>>495426518shut up mermaidtard
>>495426558Nobody said anything about mermaids but you, so
>>495423634Good point. I guess I just get a similar feeling from his games, with all the plotting and scheming and characters trying to use the player character for their own end, while we're just trying to figure out wtf is really going on
>>495426624fatty
>>495426703No
>>495423393God I want to spank Miquella (don't know how to but I'll learn, probably easy)
>>495423393Imagine having sex with Miquella while Malenia watches hahathat would be weird
>>495418231It's Rya
Hey, I’m that anon from a couple weeks ago with the hacked together dex/faith NG build. I can’t beat Godfrey and I realize Elden beast will be even harder. What should I respec my build to so I can just finish the game?
>>495430054No, that's disgusting he wouldn't get with her
>>495390858>there is no need for glintstone, because you are glintstonefinally a decent explanation
>>495430221If you want to finish the game for the sake of finishing the game I'd say go for a strength shieldpoke build.If you want a build that's moderately effective against both bosses while still being good, faith build with blackflame spells and a flaming strike banished knight halberd, go for lightroll
MAY CHAOS. TAKE. THE WORLD!!!!
>>495431030Thanks. I just want to finish the game so I don’t look like a poser.
>>495431108Shabriri shouting like a retard really haven’t convinced me to join the FF.
what should i name my faith character if i'm thinking of like a spanish catholic woman, the kind that would honor kill their children if they ever came out as atheist or homosexual
>>495432867Globglublina
>>495348640Sellen does have numen blood but is anti Carian due to an ancient disagreement between Nokstella and Nokron. The whole idea of the Nox was that they were edgy athiest Numen that used facts and logic over religion but Nokstella essentially muddled the whole thing by worshipping the black moon like a god and were cut off from the main branch in Nokron. This rift between the two branches continued with the Carians and Sellians with the Carians continuing to worship the Moon and Sellians favoring the raw Primeval Current.
>>495430791The staff of the guilty has a small animal that has been impaled and burnt onto it. I believe this to be an infant that has been sacrificed by the staff's owner for power. The knowledge that all beings are stardust is also the moral event horizon, where morality loses its meaning.From what we know, Alberich was aloof and disturbed (autistic) and was bullied by his peers, returning only to kill any future members of the Roundtable Hold like an edgy school shooter. Therefore he was a braincel and likely had no human connections. Alberich is wearing red glintstone, formed from the blood sacrifices. This could be coagulated blood. Thus, it makes sense that his set offers a buff to thorn sorceries, being that the thorns are formed from blood, but the altered top and trousers lack them and offer no buff.
Imagine Oyakodon with Rennala and Ranni
>>495432867>honor kill their children if they ever came out as atheist or homosexualexamples of this?
>>495434587Globglublina
>>495434340Like eating it with them, watching them eat, or them as the ingredients?
Date night
>>495435014Oh I'll be eating alright
>>495434016Along with the other bodies in the original Roundtable Hold, he was probably burnt alive once Leyndell became the ashen capital, but his spirit still haunts the Roundtable, invading any new Tarnished. What a loser. I want to make love to him.
Isn't technically any Ranni doll figure actually 1:1 scale?
You ever fight Mimic Tear boss and think "damn my build sucks"
>>495421284boobies
>>495437026No
>>495435764>I want to make love to him.literally why
EVERGOALS DON'T ALLOW SPIRIT SUMMONSWHATS THE POINT OF SPENDING SO MUCH EFFORT MAXING AND ACQUIRING A SPIRIT SUMMON AND NOT BEING ALLOWED TO USE IT AGAINST ANYTHING?
>>495437026Yes. Multiple times.>>495437747Which evergaol and where?
>>495437274>"Ugh, stupid Tarnished... You wouldn't understand the sheer complexity of the universe. Yes, it's necessary for me to gouge out my eyes, for higher knowledge. You would never understand...">"...What? What do you mean you like me?"It's kinda cute as fuck.
Is there any way to actually confirm whether or not warrior blood truly runs in my veins? I feel like they could just be saying it to manipulate me.
>>495437981It must
>>495437981You're the chosen one.
>>495437867ALECTO'S EVERGOAL
>>495438260Try Bloodboon or similar? As long as she's anywhere near you she'll die.
>>495437945you are weirder than the other femanon
>>495438446Alberich is literally just male Ranni.
>>495437981It'd not warrior blood must run your veins as in has to, it's must as in musty, he's saying you STINK your blood smells like sweat and grime
If you can beat this, you don't need tiche or any other summon in the game.
that's a new one
>>495438934How do people even do this
>>495437747>>495438260>evergoalEverGAOL. It's the old spelling of "jail" and is pronounced... jail. Everjail.
no boss is as unfair as this onei fucking hate this piece of shit so bad, im not even going to fight it again
>>495439126By cheating.
>>495439439just hit him bro
>>495439453I wanna cheat too, how
>>495439545i also use wheel and the jelly, how did you do this..
>>495439898you can add white mask to the mix if you're fine with looking like a fag
>>495439305you defiantly need to chill
>>495439545You didn't beat.
>>495440186looks like i beat it to me
>>495438446Neither thing is weird
>>495439305No it's evergoal, only difference is that there's no ever goalkeeper like in football.There should be, Miyazaki should have included goalkeepers
the white mask is okay to use
>>495440090I think the white mask is really cool thoughbeitbut thank you anonvery nice, i dont have the prosthesis but i have everything else
>>495440692have fun cheesing the dlc
>>495440863Nice.
Shields dont work in Elden Ring
>>495442919medium shields are extremely op now
The description in Japanese is: "冷気を防ぐ、毛皮のマントを纏ってる ラニの剣でありながら、ブライヴは寒さに弱かった…", which can be translated (using DeepL) as: "A cloak of fur to keep out the cold. Despite being Lani's sword, Brive was vulnerable to the cold...". So I really think the US localization team just took the lore that Blaidd doesn't like cold and really added a Frozen reference. Otherwise they would just translate that Blaidd is weak to cold or something more descriptive.
>>495443037They don't work
>>495443350They also literally added a hawk tuah reference to one of the dlc descriptions
Why is the Great Axe so short? Why can't it have the moveset of a regular axe to make up for it being so short?
>>495355636>written by G. R.R. Martin>George Raimi Martin It all makes sense now
>>495444642Crescent Axe is right down the hall buddy.
>>495443350ohhh very honorabru shut the fuck up weeb
>>495444642Elden Ring isn't the game for "great" weapons >>495444834It's still hot garbage
>>495445205No. You just suck. I have no issues with either axe.
I just realized that the weapon art for Leda's sword is probably a reference to the Light Needle spell from King's Field
>>495445375Stop reaching before your arm falls off
>>495434016"It should not be forgotten that glintstone sorcery is the study of the stars and the life therein."Comet Azur depicts the very beginning of the universe and the immense energy that allowed matter to exist and gradually expand. The projectile itself depicts the movement of energy across time and space.By contrast, Stars of Ruin depicts the death of a star cluster. Although stars die differently depending on size, the largest stars create a massive shockwave (supernova), spreading matter throughout space, and this is exactly what we see as the sorcery's projectiles. Furthermore, the Founding Rain of Stars is the oldest sorcery, capturing a meteor shower, and so, the moment that man made contact with the stars themselves.
What's in store for Elden Ring™ foreseeable future?
Crystal torrent is tied with Rock blaster for the worst endless FP spells in the game.
>>495445941New game from the makers of Elden Ring
>>495445970>comet azur but with trackingThey had to nerf it somehow
>>495446067Describe this new game for me
are ytou fucking kidding me, why doesnt reforged let you wear both the insignia AND THE PROSTHESIS I HATE THESE FAGGOT DEVS
>>495445941a gacha game in January
>>495446329They wouldn't dare, right?That's like selling your daughter to the whorehouse
>>495446470>he doesn't know
>>495446134Npcs and bosses just sidestep crystal torrent leaving me looking like a faggot as they smack memeteor is better
>>495446661You're a faggot for casting in the first place desu
>>495444027???
>>495446769There's a meme called hawk tuah
>>495446738casting is hardmode you don't nuke bosses in 5 seconds like strength builds.But int builds are the only builds viable at level 25 and level 50 unless you want to go pure vig.you can get 35 or more intelligence for the meteor staff at level 25 if you forget about vig. And 60 or more int at level 50 you forget about vig. Endgame level damage because the meteor staff requires no upgrades.If you want to oneshot people you will go with INT at low level.I wish they'd made unupgradable weapons for other builds too.
>>495447118There's ZERO fun in one shots, I hate dpswhores so fucking much.They should add a 50% damage nerf in PVP so you can actually engage in fights for more than 5 seconds
>>495446286I like reforged a lot but like yeah their like allergy to letting you stack buffs is so annoyingBeing able to find things to stack buffs to like make 1 gimmick work for me like IS Elden Ring, it's the main vig advantage for adding the open world isbletting you dobthat
>>495447427night comet does 700 damage to enemies in the DLC at sl25 but it could do more, my build isn't optimized as much with talismans and int boosting equipment.
>>495447427>There's ZERO fun in one shotsI think killing vigorlet hosts in one hit is a lot of fun
>>495447719It doesn't take much effort at all to kill viglets hosts
>>495444642They wanted you to pick up better ones along the way
>>495447961It says the axe is supposed to be great
>>495448461Well they LIEDjust like your PARENTS lied to you about SANTA CLAUS
>>495448842Hm.
activating taunters tongue and killing viglet reds is more fun
>>495448842Hmm
I like /erg/ites
>>495449149I like you too
Why don't they collaborate with open source seamless coop they can just add it to the game.The code is right there
>>495449193no you don't
>>495449301I do, why do you think I dont?
>>495449372Nobody does.
>>495449639I do, I love everyone here, I like the internet
Would you rather be stuffed into a meat jar or stick your meat in rotten puss? Actually rotten, and it infects you.
>>495449998this general is dogshit
>>495450117Ok but would you rather browse this general or go outside?
>>495449998I would rather die
>>495453027why would you post something so stupid here?
>>495453027
So Farum Azula was once at the top of Jagged Peak right? The bottom of Farum (floating graves around palci) lines up with the weird structure in Bayle's room.
>>495453693That would be cool but I domt think so
>had a dream where I was fighting a better version of Radahn when dressed up as Starscourge Radahn>was better in many areas>at some point got pissed going melee and grabbed the bow>Radahn actually retuned fire on his bow>Radahn also had horrible pathfinding and a very detailed yet unfitting animation of himself Naruto running>eventually win the sniper duel>proceeded to exit the game and complain on forums online how horribly designed the boss is>wakes upWhy is it I can't even dream of the boss not being shit? He even has his bow this time. Even all the times he shows up in my dreams he's still a shitty boss.
>>495390858>Briars of sin and briars of punishment form thorns from *your* blood, because all matter is related to glintstone and therefore has hidden magical properties.I thought the implication was that conversely regular glintstone is the crystalized blood of stars/alien beings.
>>495454143I think they just deleted it themselves because it was dumb
>>495454431I'm not sure. Glintstone seems to be a material. Azur and Lusat started growing it on their own bodies, until it replaced their skulls, and they're not aliens. It seems to me more like a metaphor that once you see the nature of the universe, that all beings are connected and all stardust, you can't unsee it.
>>495453693>>495453756It lines up with the maps, too. Farum great bridge and bestial sanctum are right next to where jagged peak is when you combine the land of shadow map with the map of the lands between
>>495429159Imagine becoming Miquella's consort, much to Malenia's disagreement, and then, one day, she walks on you fucking him in the ass raw, doggystyle, because he actually loves the pain.
>>495455178>Azur and Lusat started growing it on their own bodies, until it replaced their skulls, and they're not aliensBecause dumbass sorcerers wear glintstone on their heads and even embed glintstone into their hearts, and it's an assimilative material that even corrupts dragons that eat too many sorcerers.Smarag was the first hint that glintstone is an organic material that spreads to and takes over living beings in contact with it.
>>495456335Oh that's true.
>>495456335Albreich drank too much of Moghs blood
Chalice dungeons for ER when?its the reason shitborne survived so long
>>495457140Please be the last updateI hope there's enough shitpost material in it tooThey need to have new assets though, that's the part that's pretty shitty. Otherwise it will be the same as the usual catacombs shit.
>>495456335But how does that make it the blood of aliens?
>no hefty storm pot that scales evenly off DEX and STR>there are several supposed "quality weapons" that are instead just an assymetrical split with a little bit of one and a whole lot of the other>Divine Beast stuff doesn't boost thematically appropriate things like Divine Beast Frost Stomp, Golem Arrows (in the desc it says they're imbued with "tempestuous winds"), and various skills and spells that call down lightning from the skystill a pretty decent offering of options thoughmixing the Divine Beast, Banished Knight, Veteran, and Horned Warrior stuff feels appropriate given the shared horn + lion pelt motifs
>>495457140>>4954575964 more circular arenas with the erdsneed eating your frames
>>495457706Those should be weapons that scale best off quality infusions
>>495457706>no grafted blade for the stat glitch
>>495457604I thought glintstone arrived to earth via meteor showers, much like some precious materials in reality.
>>495457140I'd legit shell out 30 more bucks for a chalice dungeon mode
>>495457140Will it have more bosses too?
>>495457815I'm more referring to stuff like Veteran's Prosthesis, Horned Warrior Greatsword, Commander's Standard, etcany regular infusable weapon gets a good quality split no matter what with the quality infusion>>495457951nothing stopping youwith a build like this you'd probably be going to around 40 STR anyway
>>495457596now that we have AI they can create AI designed catacombs that are cooler than those dumb boring ones
>>495458175>any regular infusable weapon gets a good quality split no matter what with the quality infusionyes but not all weapons are good on quality infusions, 95% are better on heavy infusions even when your stats are 45/45. This is because hybrid builds are shat on by miyazaki
>>495458358>quality had a handful of good weapons in ds3>crippled in ER>int/fth was murdered Tanimura should direct the next game
>>495457140I really hoped it would have that after they said pre-launch that there was a whole underground area and smaller side dungeons. God, I wish we could go spelunking in ER. It was great in bb to be able to search for random co op dungeons.What would rewards be? Gems and weapons with different sockets were the big draw in Bloodborne.
>>495457706>>495457951actually the Grafted Blade could be considered part of the Banished Knight stuff thematically since it is the Sword of Morne, a castle run by a Banished Knight
Has he ever worn a shirt in his life?
>>495459806>Golden Child of godWhy would he?
Me wonder what if we got a boss who changes weapons as each one breaks. The boss makes a weapon with magic and each big attack or parry makes cracks until it breaks and he fights unarmed until pulling out another.
>>495459806Was he born during the war against the giants? Could Godwyn have witness Hoarah Loux wrestling or the fighting styles of Zamor? Would he have learned fighting moves from watching gladiators too?
PvPbros....
>>495460646Way before, his knights use moves from the divine warriors.>>495460646PVPers have it better than PVErs
>>495460891>PvPers have it better than PVErshow so?
>110 hours logged on Steam>Still not even close to endgame.Damn, I suck.
Ledda NO
>>495461387The game is bad now
>>495453027>agriculture>faith
>>495461874NTA but there's much more gods of agriculture worshiped in real life than in fiction. Random joes farming probably give more of a shit about good harvest than war or wisdom or whatever others worship.
>Invade with a cute cosplay build>Host is fatrolling, one of the phantoms immediately swaps to full poiseblob pata setup and spams running heavy attacks while the mage spams desynced comets behind>I get killed>They all teabagIncredible game
>>495462095That means nothing. The Romans had a god for trading, or for roads.
>>495462107
>>495462296Societies tend to have culturally relevant deities. Zeus is associated with a ton of crap that looks irrelevant to us but makes sense when you look at their culture.
>>495460646>get summoned for random co-op, spawn into Enir-Ilim>host immediately gets invaded>invader beelines for us>meet him with an occult raptor talon running R2>he dies instantly>had less than 1k HPThis is just sad.
>plan a cool tank build with the butcher knife>remember that warmth needs 72 faith nowI hate this game
>>495462970Feel free to leave, then.
>>495462107>invade with cute cosplay build>bow before furled finger>furled finger bends the knee>host backstabs me
>>495459806Did they ever confirm if the Gloam-Eyed Queen is dead? If she survived, would she choose Godwyn as her consort?
>>495463834We don't know
next dlc will feature the formless mother/twinbird god
>>495358670Scaled, Bloodhound Knight, Exile, Horned Warrior for chestVeteran's gauntlets and leggings
>>495463834Reminder
>>495464112
>>495463157What's the character called?
>>495464303Blood Maid VarreWhy? I'm not gay, by the way.
>>495464531Just curious as to why the co-oper kneeled. Why did you feel the need to say anything about your sexuality?
>>495464741It just isn't gay
>>495464741Nothing.
So did Marika and the Gloam-Eyed Queen rule at the same time? It seems we have everything except a timeline for how long she supposedly ruled.
>>495465254Reigns are convoluted
>>495464112I thought the GEQ symbol ooked familiarWHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>495465254Time is convoluted
Is there a way to downgrade the game version on steam? I do not care about multiplayer cuckery
>decide to play the game again>get torrent and remember I have to run around for two hours collecting shitHow do you guys do it?
>>495466414I dontI just cheat everything infuck grinding
>>495466414CE or just respec another character
>>495466414Glorious MerchantDuplicate charactersMuling For me, I always cheat my basic outfit and weapons/spells in, and then maybe get the smithing stone bells to not have to grind shitty mining caves. Also quest exclusive rewards like Alexander Shard or Rotten Insignia.
Why did people latch onto the “dlc ruined perfect kino elden lore” stuff so badly? Stupidity? Tubers?
>>495468237Because it did, duh. What's the matter. Are you stupid?
>>495468237I mean the game awards are literally considering removing Elden Ring's GOTY award because of the dlc, so
>>495468237elden ring lore was already shit there was nothing to ruin
>>495468395Well yeah obviously
Keep your eyes out for a reveal later this yearmaybe the gacha or a ds2 remake
>>495468630>ds2 remakeAnother one?
>>495469552It's called ds2 'cause there's 2 remakes
>>495469635>look at dark souls 3
>>495468237It made existing characters worse and left major questions unanswered. It didn't do much ruin the lore as it did the hope for a unified, satisfying ending. What we got feels like a bad fan fiction or one of those Chinese knockoffs of a popular game that you see
>M : Thou'rt heavier than thou seemest.>T : I'm lighter than your spear, am I not?>M : No, THOU art heavier.>T : (Silence)>T : Well, um, it's not my fault. It's because your arms are too graceful, Your Highness. So I suggest you should train more.>M : Hmm, then I shall use thee as a weight.>T : Y-Your Highness?
>>495464112>>495465404>black knife assassins work for the two finger wielding the rune of death>GEQ and her goons were on the same boat as Messmer, pawns of Marika to establish her order>They got the black flame/rune of death through Metyr >Their job was to kill every single other empyrean that wasn't Marika to prevent Outer Gods from invading the world via John Scarlet Rot and Will Formless Mother>After they were done/Marika wanted to have normal kids/GEQ got too rowdy with her empyrean status, Maliketh was sent to beat the shit out of her and take the rune of death back to Marika>She kept Melina around as a "oh shit" button, teaching her how to burn the erdtree and how to turn runes into strength so a tarnished can become the new lord and maintain Marika's order
>>495470634who the hell is t
>>495472365Tarnished
>>495465404The game never explicitly states which 'Fingers' made the Gloam-Eyed Queen their empyrean.The DLC reveals it was Metyr.
>>495472373so it's some jap roastie self inserting?
>>495472545I hate roasties, but I hate jap roasties the most
Did Marika actually chimp out over jars or did she selfishly backstab the Hornsent to attain godhood?
>>495472545Sure
>>495472786We don't know
>>495472786The hornsent deserved it regardless
>>495472786Both can be true
Why do people ask lore questions as if shit was known for a fact
>>495473528The average ER player has 0 Int
>>495473528desperation
>>495473528Hope.
So yea, if you're using the smith script daggers. Only use heavy attacks and scattershot throw ash of war. Anything outside of that is pretty...useless. NEVER R1...ever.
>>495474013Just use the smithscript spear
>>495473528Assume that fromsoft told anybody shit
>>495474109Less stylish
>>495474632but also less shit
WHO IS MESSMER'S LITTLE SISTER
>>495474109Not as fun. Also this >>495474632
>>495475098Level int
>>495475098Melina before you burned her, but it's you now after you get married to him
>>495474783Using them to keep bleeds and other status effects up while stay at mid range (just outside of melee range, but not quite) is pretty good.
what kinda thrusting sword does ansbach have?
Promised Consort Cemetery Shade.
>>495476304you playin that randomizer, boy?
>>495471065Who is the GEQ if not Melina?>Melina was a Black Knife>Melina is spirit only, just like Ranni, meaning her body must have been burned away with death-empowered magic / implements, something she would have had as the leader of the Godskins before Maliketh sealed away Death>Melina is a daughter of Marika, thus a candidate for being an empyrean>Melina says her body was burned away at the base of the Erdtree. What kind of flame would only burn away a body and leave only a spirit behind? seriously? who is Melina otherwise? who is the GEQ otherwise?>NOOOOO SHUT UP THE COLOR GLOAM IS GLOWING NOT PURPLE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP A YOUTUBER TOLD ME SOOOOOas if the only evidence supporting Melina being the GEQ is her purple eyewhat a retarded, regurgitated lineI saw some retard on here say something along the lines of "actually gloam would mean gold, you know like the Godskins eyes!" and posted a picture of them with golden eyesman what a unique traitgolden eyesgood thing theres no other groups of people with golden eyes
>>495343919I want an Age of Blood
>>495475098the Gloam Eyed Queen, obviously>siblings>both born with a special flame unique to them>both sacrificed by their mother in one way or another
Godwyn The Golden, Consort of Melina
>>495476217Standard Rapier I believe.
>>495476605Why do you say she was a black knife? Cause of blade of calling?
>>495345973If only some device existed you could use to prove this hmm
>>495476745>Everything is bleeding>Blood swaps>Blood shit (literally)>Bloody flies>Beings transformed into fly peopleWhat a load of bloody shit.
>>495476932because in the game files she has a full moveset for a fight and it's literally just the Black Knife enemy movesetnot to mention their symbol is tattooed across her closed eyehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEf3ugX8Ls
>>495476605The Gloam-Eyed Queen is literally older than Marika. Melina can't have been around before her own mother had children.Melina is also not an empyrean... or married to anyone. 'Queen' implies marriage of some kind. It also doesn't look like Maliketh mauled her, which would have to be apparent.
>>495391607>Radagon>AdragonLol
>>495477326>'Queen' implies marriage of some kind.what a load of shitit implies nothing other than lordship and a female gender>It also doesn't look like Maliketh mauled her, which would have to be apparent.why the hell would it? SHE HAS NO BODY>Melina is also not an empyreanAccording to who? It's not stated that she isn't. Other parts of the lore imply children born to Marika all have the capacity to be empyrean (see Malenia's remembrance)>The Gloam-Eyed Queen is literally older than Marika.not trying to be a dickI am genuinely curious to see the evidence for this
what I want to know is why Blaidd is the only other character in the entire game with the same purple eyes that Melina has
GEQ reincarnated into melina
>>495476953When if I took a picture of the scale you'd say thag I'm faking it and I'm not taking a picture of myself just because you want to be annoying
>>495457604It's th remnant of life within the stars. Th asters are referred to as living stars. Glinstone magic is basically Communion with the stars. The farther you go the more you assimilated into your being like Formless Mother communion(mohg cult creature in the book swamp), dragon communion, frenzy. It's just achieved via a different path and ties into the occult themes of left versus right hand path. Meter vs the Elden Bast contrast seems an example of this
>>495477925He's a Cadian
>>495458214Hell they could have AI finish the story
>>495477986I suppose it wouldn't be the first time a God / Lord / Outer God's representative showed back up in Marika's children>rot goddess god reincarnated as Malenia>the snake god got Mesmer>Miquella got some sort of time shit>the malformed dragon helmet's decoration implies Godwyn had some fishy characteristics before he got KNIFEDmaybe the divine gateway gives you an STD that turns your ovaries into a portal to the stars, causing Outer God birth defects
Say the line, Prattlingjak!>THANK U
Does Relanna's Cameo affect all attacks or just WAs?
>>495478473OUGHOUGUAUGHH!
>>495478660Just waeapon arts
>>495433000Makes sense since Eternal Darkness absorbs all spells and spells/incantations are simpy invoking higher level beings. Peak reddit. Probably what passed off the Greater Will. On top of the Metyr stabbing and Black Moon worship. And attempt to make artificial life/Lord lol
How do I kill these as a INT glintstone twink who hates crafting?
>*uses (You)r Prattling PateWhat does it say?
>>495390858Ynir confirms we are children of said Big bang too. Makes sense.
>>495479050>kill me...
>carian hands were just finger critters all alongcringe or uncringe?
>>495476605Why nobody mentions that the Beast Eye was actually something from the GEQ? Maliketh could have taken it from the defeated GEQ.I also for some reason like the theory of the Flame of Ambition Melina making her some tulpa of the Tarnished.
>>495479980I dont play elden ring, I don't know.
Why does pretty much nobody speedrun this game?
>>495480332Lots of people do, just people from here domt speedrun much in general
>>495355636AI will always become race realist. Especially Nip AI.
we all know what the worst boss in DS1 and DS3 are, but what's the worst boss in DS2?
>>495480930I dont know, I haven't played
>>495379725The he gets back up fo 5k years and still holds back the stars. While Fungal queen has to be carried back to infect the Haligtree
>>495480930Hard to narrow down since a lot of it isn't memorable and is generally shit all around.
>>495480930Wait is there a consensus on the worst DS3 boss? Deacons, Wolnir, Cursed Greatwood, they all suck ass.
>>495478660it specifically affects "stance" weapon arts>stamp sweep and stamp upward cut aren't a single stanced WAfuck you too miyazaki
>>495481926Soul of Cinder
>>495481926Gael
Why do gankers love Redmane castle? The most mentally ill ones always gank there
>>495483030because it angers you specifically
>>495483165Y-Yeah bro I totally still invade
>>495481991>>495482457Nah they were kino.
>>495483497I know i juat I never got far enough to fight them and I'm mad
>>495483030>optional boss so it's always up>open enough to make any invader's life hell, but inside a closed area so there's nowhere to run>small number of non-threatening enemies to dispose before setting up a gank on a dead level>no cliffs or elevators for gravity kills and stallingIt's just a perfect place to have the most unfair fights possible.
>>495484016At that point just gank at the beach
>>495484534The beach is less forgiving for retards(most people who gank) as the invader can just bumrush them with invincibility + smaller area.And usually when at least one phantom dies in a beach gank it's game over.The castle has more space for running and resummoning.
>>495468237Marika it expanded on, it added new stuff, but everything to do with Miquella is shoehorned or extremely stupid. Miquella ended up being the worst part of his own DLC.
>>495476605If Melina was then her getting her ass kicked might explain her lack of a body. Melina and Godwyn DLC. Her spirit in Godwyn's body.
>>495485534I was wondering who the 5 phase boss would be
>introduce new redhead character>reveal at the end this is what Ranni's pre-burnt body looks like
>>495479032Shard Spiral
So does he have water powers?
>>495479032twohand or dual wield Greathammers and use Raptor's Mist to dodge all shockwaves.GH jump attacks rape poise.
>>495486260Using the Deflect tear is the most effective way to kill them
I feel like there's a missed opportunity in not having Melina be Spirit Ash after she burns herself.>"Special ashen remains. Use to summon Melina.">"Melina, your companion on your journey, has been alongside you all this way. Now, with her life's purpose fulfilled, she may accompany you in satisfaction.">"The ashes are still quite warm."
>design the perfect ultimate boss>casuls whine because he's as strong as his lore indicates he should be>Miyazaki nerfs him into the ground>now he's just like any other demigodAnyone else get unreasonably mad and sad over what they did to //ourboy//.
>>495486801what a reddit post
>>495486801>>design the perfect ultimate bossOink Oink
>>495486571>"The ashes are still quite warm."I'm glad they didn't do that because this line alone would make lorefag youtubers cum uncontrollably
>>495389775It's an eyeball.
>>495486801
>>495487196skill issue
>>495486571>Shabriri was trying to deny you her ash all along
>>495417219Kojima's a hack, Souls games are already leagues better.
what do you think of my stat spread, wavering between dex/fth and dex/arc because i haven't found a weapon i really like also why are there two generals, and what's your opinion on the frozen needle
>>495486801Nice bait, retard. Here's a (you)
>>495487196Skill issue.Radahn is literally the master of spacetime. It makes sense for him to manipulate his hitbox to throw you off. Most lategame bosses have attacks or abilities to make themselves less scrutable.
>>495487196Miquella is a god and so can control reality and is helping Radahn out
Does the Mohg cheese with his shackle still work where you summon him, leave the room and then shackle him from outside it and then bleed him to death as he stands there?Are there any more cheese options? I just want to rush into the DLC to get some shit I need for a new build.
The truth Radahn can never escape.
>>495487196His moveset is so fucking basic though once you know which way to dodge and what attacks to block its just a matter of muscle memorizing his animations. He actually should have been harder in my opinion.
>>495487725How is Margitt/Morgott this powerful?
>>495487758That's because you probably fought his exact moves from enemies like Banished Knights before.
>>495486862>>495486895>>495487493>why is the final post game boss and strongest demigod in lore so hard brosNah, he must just be shitposting, am I right?
>>495487892>strongest demigod in lore
>>495487451/v/ newfags made /erg/, the frozen needle is outclass by dlc weapons
>SAVE ME MIQUELLA! MARGIT THE FELL OMEN HAS JUMPED ON ME IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE ARMY!
I'm starting to think that the shed snake skin in Bonny Village was an aspect of Marika discarded by her like Miquella discarded TrinaMarika has suspicious connection to serpents. She has a snake bracelet in the trailer. And Messmer is a snake who takes human form like Rya. Mmhhhh
>>495488251>Messmer is a snake who takes human form
>>495487892>"strongest demigod in lore">Morgott forma de Margit beat the shit out of him>A crippled blind woman ruined his existence>Said cripple's femboy brother ruined his hole>He died TWICE to some small jobber who rolls a lot>He wanted to be Godfrey's kid so much he stole one of his kids' bodies (pathetic)>He would've been used as just a tool by the femboy mentioned beforeIf Godfrey's son (Morgott), with his might contained, broke him, imagine what Godfrey would do to Radahn after learning what he did with Mohg. Imagine what Hoarah Loux would do.In his desperation to be successful, he jobbed the most out of all the demigods to exist.Radahn is this world's version of the 177013 chick, started well but got so fucked so fast you can't even recognize him.
>>495405630Is it bad that Marika's visage still captures me? I'd still marry her. She's just so beautiful.
>>495488079>the frozen needle is outclass by dlc weaponsYeah but I won't be at the DLC for a while, I'm nowhere near good enough to beat Mohg at 67. I've been using the Nightrider's Flail for a while and it's good but not too exciting.
>>495488757I think Saki is so lucky
>>495487806because warfare isn't just about strength, Assuming this was during the invasion of Leydell, Morgott had the home advantage of being the king of the capital, and one 1v1 this guy just summons shit out of his hands. Radahn can smash the ground as much he likes but if Morgott keeps trakata'ing all over the place there's not much he can do. That's pretty much the entire idea behind Judo, an old weak sage using the opponents strength against him
>>495488757>A crippled blind woman ruined his existenceAfter she marched an entire continent too. Just compare where the Haligtree is and where Malenia bloomed. Radahn was practically home court.
>>495489141To be fair, Morgott let her through and Liurnia was in to position to resist. That left Limgrave, and we all know how that went for God Rick.
>>495477774>it implies nothing other than lordship and a female genderModern definitions skate past saying a Queen must have a King, but the original definition makes it quite clear>why the hell would it? SHE HAS NO BODYThat was a joke>According to who? It's not stated that she isn't.Well it needs to be stated that she is somewhere. The game lists every empyrean by name including her. It's something Melina would mention if she was. I do think Melina is connected to her, possibly even genetically, but I don't think they are the same person. They have different lives.>I am genuinely curious to see the evidence for thisMarika needed to take the Rune of Death from her in order to seal it away and start the Golden Order. This rune was something she had before Marika became a God. Not that significant, but why would her own child have this fucking world-bending Order rune before she even takes the Elden Ring? This is not a Great Rune. It is literally part of the fabric of reality. Does Messmer have the rune of Life? No he has a damn snake. None of her children were given a rune that strong. They didn't have much really, until they seized the shards of the Ring.Is it possible the Gloam-Eyed Queen was just a rebellious fucker who stole it in the first place? Sure. We don't know. Right now, it's more likely it was given to her first when she became an empyrean, which likely would have been before Marika was.>>495477986This is what I believe.
Can people resummon infinitely in seamless like in the base game, I remember seeing that unlikable polish faggot complaining the gankers were going back home and returning immediately
>>495490002>the original definitionwords do not have singular set definitions and you are a fucking retard if you think otherwiseconcepts first known by germanic forest-monkeys 10000 years ago have been expressed in dozens of different forms since then i don't give a fuck about your gender argument but there is no "original definition" of any word in english especially before the 13th century
>>495476605>Who is the GEQ if not Melina?Somebody we haven't seen.>Melina was a Black KnifeHeadcanon.>NOOOOO SHUT UP THE COLOR GLOAM IS GLOWING NOT PURPLE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP A YOUTUBER TOLD ME SOOOOOYouTubers are the ones perpetuating the retarded idea that gloam is purple, niggers who have no idea what words actually mean. I haven't seen a single one who has brought up the etymology of the word, they're retards like you who think Google showing them purple means something.>good thing theres no other groups of people with golden eyesMaybe that says more than you think. But you have brain damage, so it obviously says more than you think.
Did the Niall cliff jump skip get patched? Seems like I can make it out of bounds but then die just before any terrain loads out. Or I'm just fumble fingering the falling attack.
>>495490431Wdym
I wrote up a long ass post just now but 4chin says it’s too long. Basically, I just finished my first run of the game and I feel like shit. I feel crushed and disappointed. I felt like a shitter because my build and skills suddenly became inadequate around Farum Azula, and I hated how the game fucked me over and made me pick the chaos ending. So what are you supposed to do, not talk to the three fingers at all? From made sure to hammer it into your head that frenzyflame was a radical way to free those oppressed under the golden order, so I figured they’d have something worth saying but nope! Fuck you for even talking to them, you’re locked into chaos ending. I just feel so devastated. This game started out so strong and if it had ended with Morgott as the alpha and omega I would have loved it. But now it felt like it stretched on too long and all I wanted it to do was be over. I know that I’m probably a shitter for thinking Godfrey and Malekith and Radagon and Godskin duo is hard, but I don’t care anymore.
>>495491053As in, the host starts escaping or stalling until they find their butt buddies' summon sign and call him back, basically undoing you killing them in less than a minute
>>495491304hello newfriend> Fuck you for even talking to them, you’re locked into chaos ending.you can remove the frenzied flame from yourself, but you need to defeat malenia and then go into placidusax's boss arena>I know that I’m probably a shitter for thinking Godfrey and Malekith and Radagon and Godskin duo is hardmalekith and godskin duo are decently hard, especially for new players. most people think chadfrey and radagon are fun fights though
>>495491304So you followed the Three Fingers' quest, saw multiple cases of people completely devastated and debilitated by Frenzy, fed smoldering eyeballs to a blind girl, descended into a mass grave, got Melina to beg you repeatedly to stop, got even more warnings at the enormous door, andyou thought this was the path to a good ending?
>>495490460>words do not have singular set definitions and you are a fucking retard if you think otherwiseSo what's the problem here
>>495491562I’ve heard of Malenia vaguely from all the complaining around the game’s release, I just figured she was in a secret area and if I was struggling with regular bosses I probably couldn’t handle her. Also I thought Godfrey and Radagon were hard but I think if I had a better build I would have liked them more. Godfrey’s second phase never made me feel like I had proper space to heal or counter attack and if I could break his poise it might be better. >>495491739The game literally tells you not to believe anything the golden order says because they’re shit, and Marika threw Morgott into the fucking sewer and he turned out okay. I thought the frenzyflame was a metaphor for mental illness and oppression so I figured I’d hear them out. Clearly I was thinking too hard about it.
>>495492157nigga they EAT EYEBALLS
>>495492157you leveled vigor, right? what was your build?
>>495455729What the fuckWhere do masochist Miquella comes from.
How does /erg/ feel about rya?
>>495492157>Marika threw Morgott into the fucking sewer and he turned out okay.He is a massive self hating mess of a man still perpetuating the abuse of omens because mommy did.
I want to be friends with a femanon...
>>495492483nothingburger character
>>495492324>whereMiquella had brainwashed mohg before or shortly after his kidnapping. Mohg shared a bedchamber with miquella implying sex its the reason the mohg pedo memes started. Miquella controlling him during this meant miquella either plapped mohg(more likely with what we're given ingame and in the files) or he had mohgs massive cock in him. In the dlc miquella proceeds to rip off his limbs and eyes which would be painful but he still goes through with it.
>>495492202The entire point of the game is that appearances aren’t everything. The put-together knight is actually an asshole who oppressed the weak. The Queen Marika is beautiful and also a fucking genocider. The “monsters” that run the smithy and they capitol are both diehard loyalists to their side and honorable unto the end. Maybe read a book at a college level for once. >>495492301I did level vigor. Pic related. >>495492606No, he stood his ground and defended the Erdtree no matter what even when they owed him nothing. It’s part of his character.
>>495490695>my own headcannon definition of the word "gloam" is correct! it's all the dictionaries that are wrong!at this point I think you're just enjoying being a contrarian, denying the general consensus everyone else came to with the evidence in front of them>PURPLE ISN'T PURPLE>I DON'T CARE IF EVERYTHING ONLINE SAYS PURPLE IS PURPLE>IT JUST ISN'T OKAYgloam is almost certainly just an older english spelling of what we use today as the word "gloom"the glowing purple sky you get right after the sun disappears beneath the horizona blueish purple is the first thing I'd think of if I were to choose a color for the word "gloom"here are some faggot redditors talking about the Japanese translations>Dusk Eyed Queen>constructed with kanjis which mean "night" and "eyeball">No, this first kanji means more like "twilight - early night hours". Here're the dictionary entries. https://jisho.org/search/%E5%AE%B5#advancedso even Michael Zachary himself seems to have chosen "gloam" to mean a color corresponding to night / twilight / post-sunsetnow if you're going to pretend that doesn't mean purple then you're either a disenguous liar, or a thumb-sucking retarddo not respond to me with your retarded contrarian denial drivel again or I will tie your prolapse into a knot
>>495492806>pure faithoh that's why you had troubleyeah all the bosses in the endgame resist holy and you don't have a lot of faith to begin with
>>495492884faggot reddit linkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/uel0y6/request_japanese_and_translation_of_godslayers/
>>495493023>50 Faith>”Not a lot of faith”Genuinely, what was I supposed to do? I put the minimum into Str/dex to wield the fucking thing and I had on heavy armor. Also I knew they had holy resist but I thought a flame art infusion might eat through that.
>>49549327160 would have been better, what weapons were you using? anyways don't focus too much on your build, it's not shit by any means. the last few bosses are pretty hard, space whale excepted
>>495493492>Space whale excepted Wow, I must really suck then, I honestly thought he was super hard. Having to fight radar on them him back to back was super fucking tough, even with torrent. I always get like I had too little healing and I couldn’t figure out how to dodge that orb. Also my weapons were a +25 godskin stitcher and a +25 godslayer seal.
>>495492483I have killed Bogghart in 3 of my 4 playthroughs for robbing that little angel.
>>495492767Wait who ripped who's limbs?
>>495492884>nigger can't read>nigger doesn't know etymologyBack to school, dipshit.>the glowing purple skyThe purple isn't what's glowing.
>>495493729were you using black flame spells? they're pretty good and boosted with that seal>I couldn’t figure out how to dodge that orb.yeah elden stars is a bitch
>>495494037I was using them, but only the fireball and black flame ritual. The others were too hard to get off in time or too situational. I wish there was a black flame infusion on weapons.
>>495493906still going with purple-isn't-purple despite the Japanese?you're assuming that the use of the word gloam by the writers is following a less common definition of an already old word?>every dictionary says gloam = dusk / twilight>the Japanese, which doesn't have to worry about old english definitions, describes the GEQ as the "night eyeball queen" or "early twilight eyeball queen"again, I think you just enjoy being in conflict and you're just pretending to hold this asinine position I cannot convince you to stop believing something when you don't actually believe it yourself
Is there a SoNaF equivalent for SotE?
>>495487725and this
>>495495038rellana's swords? they're more physical oriented though
>>495488193>Morgott will never jump on me, wrestle me to the ground, and then rape me to death (which wouldn't be weird btw)Sad.
>>495495038Kinda
>>495495210>>495495323i'm talking like absolute maximum "i did not beat the game" tier shit, like hexes in base ds2
Miyazaki should bring back the text blurb beneath the big victory text from Demon's Souls. Imagine that, under GOD SLAIN, it says "You shall establish a new Order."
>>495495318>(which wouldn't be weird btw)it definitely would be
>>495495412Why would you rat yourself out like that?
>>495495572No it would not be weird.
>>495486801>CasulsMost of you...no...ALL of you faggots didn't beat him unless you used gay ass BIG shield and poked him with rot or out lvled the fight.
>>495495701it's a valid question
Is it not possible to parry Crucible Knights or am I just dogshit?
>>495497138dogshitthey're literally a parry testevery single one of their attacks, barring non-sword based attacks are parryableyou're just missing the timingI suggest getting a better parry skill such as Carian Retaliation or Storm Wall
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>>495497253>>495497138https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Parryingdifferent parry skills have different startup and active framesless startup = bettermore duration = betterless recovery = better
>>495497284I dont know
>>495497253>>495497393okay yeah i swapped to Buckler and parried him to death almost exclusivelythis is actually pretty gratifying considering i'm usually a 100% phys shield turtle and struggle immensely with crucible knights, i've never really managed this many successful parries before
>>495497578parrying would be way easier in ER if bosses didn't constantly do that stupid shit where they wind up an attack for 7 whole seconds>that attack where Morgott holds his cane above his head, which has variable timing if you try to attack him early on during the attack's windupyeah fuck you for that MiyazakiER has some of the worst combat of any souls game because you're fighting Sekiro and Bloodborne bosses using a barely upgraded DS3 toolkitMalenia makes more sense if you have the deflect mechanicbosses with attacks that can't be punished safely make more sense if you have a mechanic to get health back from attackingER has neither, and there is no visual indicator to let the player know which attacks are parryable and which aren'tno wonder so many people resort to just spamming magic at a distancecan hardly blame them
>>495497578remember to jump when they do the stompyou can instantly parry the followup attack once you land
>>495497578>100% phys shield turtleIn this game, you can have your cake and eat it too. Put Carian Retaliation on any medium shield. Although the animation looks similar, parry frame parameters of the base shield are ignored, and you use the Ash of War's own parry frames. Carian Retaliation's parry frames only start like a frame later than Buckler's and last as long. Basically you can have a Buckler-tier parry on the Brass Shield if you want.
Please recommend me a weapon for PvEI want something unusual/exotic, not something that's just a sword or hammer. More for Dex than Str, and if it has Fth or Arc scaling or status effects too then that's all the better
>>495499119I used the perfume bottles occasionally and not for the overpowered weapon art on release. It was pretty funny sprinkling enemies R1/R2.
>>495499119one of the scythes I guess
>>495498037Malenia was actually fun for me because I used the Niggakiba aggressively. I actually WANTED her to cancel into a counter, because I could roll the counter and punish with another R1.
What the fuck do summoning pools actually DO? And what should I be using if I want to maximize my chances of getting summoned, the finger or the effigy?
>>495476745Me too. I've convinced myself Bloodborne is the sequel to ER set in modern times.
>>495494520>purple isn't purplePurple is purple. Gloam isn't purple.>less common definitionThere is only one definition.>every dictionary says gloam = dusk / twilightKey part of the word being twi "light." Where's the light from anon?>the Japanese, which doesn't have to worry about old english definitions, describes the GEQ as the "night eyeball queen" or "early twilight eyeball queen"And you know what color early twilight is? That's right, orange. You're getting there, anon.>again, I think you just enjoy being in conflictI enjoy being correct.>I cannot convince you to stop believing somethingCorrect, because I'm right and you're wrong.
Any weapon poker enjoyers here in this thread?
>>495505020Gonna have to side with this guy. It makes more sense for the godskins to have her eyes, considering they are her children, and it's far more unlikely to ask someone to picture a twilight and it's purple.The Beast Eye is purple and detects deathroot. It's probably Maliketh's own eye, considering it's called the "beast" eye. Melina could even be hiding the same abilities in her purple eye, but that still doesn't make her the GEQ.
Messmer really needs to be fucking nerfed
>>495506089Speaking of, it's Marika's incest children that have retained the most of her power, in spite of their curses.
I don't think Melina is the GEQ. It just doesn't fit her character. She is not the mother of a faction of monsters who make robes out of their victims' skins.
>>495433000>>495478927It's speculated she has carian blood due to sharing their features, preferring body hopping to bodies with similar features, using a carian staff as her weapon, jerren calling her a traitor meaning she at minimum served them, and is the only one besides rennala who has anything carian related to her in her painting in the academy. At the very least she was a retainer. At most a relative of some sort.Either way they were close.
>>495506809She doesn't have a character that's the problem.
>>495505956I disagree with you on the eye thing. It's clearly not his eye
>>495506809What character?
Why does the guidance of grace send you to Castle Morne?Seems pointless. No main game items or events happen there?
>>495508337Marika is racist.
>>495508337Grafted Blade
>>495505956Nta but there's no reason for them to have her eyes for one main reason. What little we know of the gloam eyed queen is that while she's their mother she didn't birth them. The godskins are artifical beings like the Claymen and Albinaurics. She didn't birth them.
>>495507995>>495508243She begs the player not to take frenzy for the sake of unborn babies. That's enough to suggest she wasn't skinning them.
>>495508560Sob story to make you not take the nuclear option
>>495508545On the other hand, service to a greater power in Elden Ring causes your eyes to change to reflect your lord. Blood eyes, frenzy eyes, dragon eyes, and the Grace of Gold being examples.
We see that the abyssal serpent is within messmer It's implied based on descriptions the snake in someway predates himThe snake devours his flames There's a god devouring serpent skin in the land of shadowsThe godskin have serpentine features. A godskin can be found next to temple dedicated to the current god devouring serpent The name of the current one is similar to that of a bridge in the dlcSimilarities in names often denotes kinship between characters in this gameWe see through the intro that the current god devouring serpent was smaller at one point so its relatively youngWe know from rykard you can't truly kill a serpentThe gloam eyed queen being labeled queen and having kids likely had a consort And based on the kids having snake features the consort would have to be snakelikeI propose the previous god devouring serpent, upon its defeat, wasn't able to be properly killed, so instead it was sealed within marika's newborn growing in and with messmer becoming the abyssal serpent. I believe something similar happened to the gloam eyed queen, but she was sealed within messmers sister, melina.
I think we need another dlc to explain Melina and the GEQ. Extra bosses will be Godwin in his pre death from and Marika at full strength.
>>495509002agree
>>495508401>Marika is racist.She wanted us to kill misbegotten?>>495508468>Grafted BladeIt means nothing to the story
>>495508719Not just that actually, harnessing certain energies can also alter your apperance. The glintstone sorcerers begin growing gems, stonediggers are becoming stone, radahn became almost as dark as the onyx lords due to spamming gravity, and as related to this topic, upon harnessesing the power of destined death in the frenzied flame ending melina's hair becomes an idental grayish to the blackflame monks.
>>495508337It's the preamble to the Frenzy quest. Irina's corpse becoming Hyetta, her father going mad and killing misbegotten in Liurnia, etc.
>>495509213>radahn became almost as dark as the onyx lords due to spamming gravityI had always assumed he turned that color because of rot, but I like that idea.>melina's hair becomes an idental grayish to the blackflame monksAlso an interesting detail.
>>495509083>She wanted us to kill misbegotten?yesKill Misbegotten, behead Misbegotten, roundhouse kick a Misbegotten into Mourne's walls, etc.
>>495508545>>495508719If the golden eyes means grace of gold influence then the godskins indeed served the greater will or "greater will" as they have golden eyes similar to the demigods. It's a gold iris with golden grace only seen in those related to the demigods. Based on them also being followers of metyr in some way using her face as one of their symbols. The "gloam eyed queen" name implies a different eye color, which would only truly matter if her eyes stood out, if even her kids eyes were gold but hers weren't thered be a good reason for that distinction. Though I do doubt the "gloam" mentioned is the indigo of melina's eye.
Befriend Albinaurics. Respect Albinaurics. Roundhouse kick Albinauric friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into Albinauric baby mouths. Love Albinaurics. Share some food with an Albinauric. Launch Albinaurics into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat Albinaurics like human beings. Warn Albinaurics not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with Albinaurics. Watch TV and play video games with Albinaurics. Invite Albinaurics to parties. Report Albinaurics to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop sterotypes in half. Give up your seat for pregnant Albinaurics. Free Albinaurics from quicksand. Appreciate Albinaurics. Eat with Albinaurics. Judge Albinaurics by the content of their character. Dance with Albinaurics with steel-toed boots. Cremate Albinaurics in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify Albinaurics. Civil rights for Albinaurics. Collect Albinaurics garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct Albinaurics with a ray gun. Help old Albinaurics cross the road. Admire Albinaurics.
>>495509809I saw a schizo theory that Marika was the Gloam-Eyed Queen. I have no idea how that would work considering Maliketh, but I want to believe.
>>495509375We see even before malenia rotted him radahn had really dark skin. In the volcano manor painting of a younger radahn he has olive skin Consort radahn who's a pre "starscourge" radahn has a similar mediterranean swarthyness. Sometime after that painting was made but before his fight with malenia radahn nigged out
>>495509082?
so like how is it the frenzy flaming tower is a thingit's just sitting there in liurnia pulsing deathit's like if a fucking hellgate opened up 50 miles outside of boston
Goldmask is an onyx lord How do you feel about that?
>>495510291Cuckoo knights and sorcerers too busy with those fucking lobsters.
>>495508856In cut content Daedicar was a man and Rykard's side piece, however this had to be changed so that Daedicar would be able to give birth. It's possible that the snake men we see around Volcano Manor, including Rya, are their children. Rya was born of a noble king, but Tanith is not her mother.
>>495510291>it's like if a fucking hellgate opened up 50 miles outside of bostonYeah I know about D.C.
>>495510403Wouldn't that technically make rya rennala's grandaughter? I want an ending where instead of leaving the lands between rya goes to look after rennala instead.
>>495510107I had assumed his infection was a progressive thing during the fight, and by the point the Aeonia bloomed he was well and truly sick. Hard to tell what his skin tone is in the previous scene before he picks up his swords. Althoughbeitfully I would accept either explananation.
>>495509865Fren
Okay schizo headcanon that likely isn't true. I believe the numen are related to the onyx lords If you look at the onyx lords, the zamor warriors, the nox, and the black knives, they have near identical proportions, very similar fighting styles, and for the onyx lords, nox, and zamor, similar skin colors. How does this relate to the numen? Well we know the black knives are numen and that they're from the eternal cities, so unless there's another group there living with the nox, then they're nox too making the nox numen. Those in zamor are known for using frost magic, a type of magic that's ancient and about as old as primeval sorceries and the moon magic the carians use, utilized by the same astrologians who's descendants would be the carians. The zamorites can be found in the same general area the carians originate from, and uses an ancient magic associated with their ancestors. Their architecture isn't all too dissimilar from what can be found in the eternal cities or academy either. I propose they all share common ancestry A race similar to the onyx lords decided to head earth, those that did became the numen, the numen then branched out, some bring driven underground becoming the nox, others finding their way to the mountaintops becoming zamor, and others living with nature becoming shamans. The numen tribes still had contact with eachother despite their different environments, this contact would inspire some to migrate to different areas, namely, more to the eternal cities, with some shaman heading there, their descendants later used by marika and ranni as assassins, and some zamor moving there, later leaving and becoming the carian family Eventually many of their cousins who stayed in space began landing as well, known as onyx lords, these onyx lords hostile to most, decided to integrate themselves with their star worshipping cousins, the carians. They're ALL aliens. Every last one. Marika, all of her kids, rennala, all of them. Aliens.
>>495510291Vyke.
>>495498037>they wind up an attack for 7 whole secondsBut that's good. When you can predict, those are attack or heal opportunities
>>495512221>>495510364Acceptable headcanons.
Are Twinblades good in PvE?
Elden ring is a chud gameThe characters we know that likely racemixed, godwyn and vyke both with dragons meet terrible ends The final dlc boss is a newly married gay coupleWe kill radagon at the end of the game, untrooning marikaThe most explicitly bad factions the hornsent and frenzy flame are jewish with the hornsent outright calling themselves the chosen people and the frenzy flame being embodied by someone with the name of a jewish demonThe faction that worships the flame are gypsies, a group also known as merchants, the game implies they steal what they sell, and Kale being a name for multiple gypsy groups The fell god an explicitly evil god acknowledged by the hornsent though not worshipped by them is said to have made a deal with the giantsThe game implies this deal was to their detrimentMeaning the redheaded northern giants were tricked by a large nose(based on its apperance in relics and on their stomachs), demon. The end of the game is either marrying a blonde(aryan) genocidal woman or the ghost of a redhead(aryan adjacent with most redhead genes in the british isles coming from the norse) and imposing your will upon the world.
>George writes basic shit but adds so many twists and turns and "CONNECTIONS" (name recycling) that it all seems deeper than it is>Michaelzaki writes vague stuff as if it were a mythos ages past and recycles the same concepts over and over again>they both team up>end up making a world so convoluted that no answer is 100% certain, no question is 100% right to ask, everything can fit together even at the barest of thread>ends up being another case of people arguing about lore for years>ends up as another example of prime schizophrenia
I wish there was a reverse mode to the game where you start in the DLC, beat radahn to get to the erdtree and fight all the way to soldier of godrick as the final boss, with scalings inverted to match so you can pick up new weapons at the start. It feels dirty using cheat engine to add weapons.
>>495513146I want to rape someone who's like Ryan gosling I'm not joking
>>495513423hey man i would rather you not post things like this
>>495513146Yeah it's both intriguing and frustrating
>>495513146There's nothing better than schizo lore. The plot is what I want it to be.
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>>495491535Oh, I disnt know thw game let you do thatNo, they can't so that, in seamless when you die during an invasion, you're stuck spectating until the theater is killed or they die
>>495510107>>495510885'Flame, cleanse me' burns the user. Radahn probably burned most of his skin stopping rot build-up at this stage.
