Previous: >>495340191Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
and thus we sink further into the abyssthe kraken is restless
weyyo!
my wife
The funniest voice clip is when you splat a beeb and she says "oof"
No fatties allowed beyond this point
uurrpmor seanwich pleash!
>>495468786get mammalized dumbass
tomodachi life 2 with woomy
Good evening sir.It is now yebby hours.Please post those yebbies, it's for the upcoming month of the yebby.
I'll never find her again. Just another passing ship in the night...not even a goodbye...never know I exist
someone on my friendlist just started playing overwatch. please let your switch rest.
I like Deep Cut and I can not lie.
>>495469541
There is a song I keep hearing during anarchy battles. it has a male lead singer and he sounds like shiver when she does her vocal thing. I cant seem to find a sample in the jukebox, can someone help
>>495470047same
>>495470075AGENT 4 MY BABY
Random Weapon PB this Sunday at 6PM EST Invite in the Pool. Come
>>495469708w-what a drawing...
>>495470218Three law abiding, honest musicians.
Which tri-color stage had the best for Attack Team or Defend team.
>>495470215Was it a recent match? Song titles show up in the bottom corner if you check your replays.
>>495469875i read please reset your switch
>>495470256Agent 2, my wife
>Youtube.
>>495470567get out of here stormy senpai
>>495470356>the sniper faggot being a try hard piss baby>the roller having fun>the default being the intellectual impartial observerthis checks out
>>495470567go to bed, Stormy Senpai.
This is why I choose yeb
>>495470260Who is hosting?
>>495469794>>495470852the ultimate ceph with one part of every /ink/ member
>>495471075Big Man does a decent job for not being anthropomorphic.
I love Aori.
>>495468786Cute wife.
WTF I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY ICONS!!!
>>495471080Does it matter?
>>495471316Too bad the girls completely ignore him on stage.I paid attention to nearly every single one of their performances and they only looked at (and performed with) each other.He's treated like a stage decoration.
All these cool new songs theyve added over the years and somehow i keep getting damp rocks piss filterslop
>>495471392
>>495470397thank you, next time i get it ill know.
they keep calling floppers "hair" when it isn't hair it's floppers
Hamana hamana ugi ugi zip zow zoom!It's time for today's Splatoon 4 fortune-telling!
it's hair, they aren't even limbs they can control anymore
>>495473320it's floppers!hair is hair!
>>495473320they can feel itbeauty is pain
>>495471923He is the brains of the operation. He let's his mates have the limelight.
>>495473526my favorite callie
>>495473003Would inklings even draw a distinction between hair and fur when the only mammals they've had contact with are some cats and a bear?
>>495473320that's not a convincing itakunai face to make
>already getting nostalgia from thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TO1U5D2Tp4I feel unfresh and old
>>495473320Says you
>>495473783they would not have a clue what hair even is! for them they're just head tentacles!
good night /ink/
>>495474110Gobnight anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMkXp2vLOc
>>495474110Good night.
>>495474196>*Pearl Drone WAHOOOO noises*
Guys I'm worried, I haven't gotten any of the grand fest icons I was promised...
>>495474110Goobnight Goblinafan.
>>495474421Sanitized sexo.
>>495474421I'm not touching that you're made of blender goop...
>the splatoon 2 title screen except from the angle of exiting the subwayone of the subtlest but most kino moments of the seriesI don't think they'll ever be able to do another player character like Eight
>>495474110Sleep well
>>495474735iktf woomy
>>495474735No one asked her "Do you remember"
>>495474735woomy in the wind
spooky ghost woomyin the distance
>>495474649>the implication that cuttlefish made this for her so she could fit in better despite being a trained killer compared to every other 14 year old schmuck that wandered into turf war for the first timemuh heart
>>495475263
>>495475263October is yebby month, so ghost yebby*.
hell valley sky cephs
>>495475397when are we getting this for splatoween, nogami?
>no unexplainable creepy secret in splatoon 3why the sudden change, I liked the out of place screaming and ghosts
Allow me to present:>Squid Sisters>Classic idols, modest, pure, family-friendly. Only actual idols in the bunch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DWyu9mbOYNo kidding, the more I watch this the more I'm sure they were at least in part inspiration for SS.>Off the Hook>Brown-aspiring pop-diva feat. rap goblin. Constantly pushing the boundaries of what's considered "dressed":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZIjUNEw8KU>Deep Cut>Two girls one guy punk-ish trio with folk music tinge. Self-produced, deep inside they know they're lucky to have made it major:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIwLYyqkDGU
>>495475894no silly these are weird hairy humons
>>495471795>Doesn't want people to join his PBPoint taken
>>495476135this isn't a ghostI trust this woomy I will go and talk to her
>>495476158Yeah I meant to show these as human analogues/inspirations.
>>495475838um'ami has a moving statue during splatfests
>>495476196With the pool you don't need to know who it is, you just join
Marina & Pearl on stage in new(old) outfitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRi9ufajk8g
>>495470260you mean tomorrow?
>game we're going to win ends up in a no contest because some nigger DCs>FLAR 3 times in a rowWhy do I even bother playing this game
>>495476950Yes, depending on your timezone
IT'S TIME
>>495476691that's not really creepy, it's not the same as the giggling statues.
>>495477275Strangling woomies
they're still making splatoon 1 discs?
>win game in series>feel the team is a bit weak and decide to reload just in case>gets way way worstI hate gambling
could you love a stinky woomy?
>>495477558>Human CallieKissable mammal.
>>495478114haha
what halloween costume will you draw your favorite idol in this year?
I fucking hate Marlin SZ, I fucking hate japanese Pencil users painting everything in 2 seconds and ignoring covers
for my halloween treat I want woomy
>>495475838weyyo has been stuck in the toilet for 2 years
>>495478114I would love woomy even more if she was stinky and sweaty.
>>495478751the true horror...what did he eat...
>>495478114How could you not she is a woomy
>>495478143both are very headpattable
>>495478751Skibidi dop dop woom yes yes
sweaty woomysmell like hot oily fish
>>495470567*out of
>popular target>splat zone hero>damage taker>9/3 k/dI am the unsung one...
>>495469708sexy veemo
>>495479776Damage Taker not being a gold medal when Popular Target is will never not be funny to me
Woomy!
>>495479776>>495479929Damage Taker should be gold when you play brellas, and splat zone hero should be gold in general
What i want for christmas is a woomy and a veemo who will love me
>>495479946i love you wimy
>>495477275use your screenshot button
what does this woomy smell like?
what I want for squidmas is a pearl who makes loud noises in the night and when I run downstairs I find pearl eating my mayonnaise with a tablespoon from the jar.
>>495480315salty coins and milk
Wave breaker should be indestructible like cooler.
>>495477701Pretty sure Wii U games went out of print in like 2018.
>>495480315she smells like the basketball court
>>495480765woomy cannot be angel, she is naturally naughty.
>>495480929What if she was on Team Nice?
>>495480929She isn't naughty she is silly
>>495481110impossible, fax machine clearly states all woomys must be naughty
>>495481407>t. reehouse
woomy sticking tongue out woomy mooning youwoomy spanking her self and blowing raspberries
>>495475263what about spook an enemy?
>>495481863harmony staring at you in the distance (she's on drugs) would be freaky
>fax machine>facts machine
Is the Fax Machine seen as Inkling God or is it seen as the messenger of Inkling God.
>>495481407So it is written.
Maybe that one anon was right, maybe I should be using my main outside of turf more often
>>495482092Its just the machine that brings the theme for the 48 hour long party weekend.
>>495482102Callie, that evil succubus, always devirginising unsuspecting yebbies...
>>495482192I mean... I'm winning
>>495482092Pretty sure it just gets old messages from a human satellite that is still out there in space
>>495482294no it isn't anon it's not called the GREAT fax machine and adorned with ritualistic candles for no reasonit is a religious divination
>>495482102I can see her calliepples
>>495482390You aren't even 2000 worthy You were carriedBet you fought 1500 teams
>>495482092It's called "Voice from the High" so take that as you will
Hatefuck CallieMarry ShiverBefriend Pearl
>>495482454Yeah some woomies thought it looked cool so they fixed it up like that. They dug up an image of humans at a shrine and wanted to match. Its a fax machine someone has to call it to send the fax. And that someone is whoever is in charge of the Splatfest planning committee.
>>495482973Marry CallieMarry MarieMarry Shiver
Super Marie Cuzzees
>>495482973>t. Frye
Marry Pearl and Marina, befriend the rest.
fucking marie deep in her clam as she goes "ohh" and "ahh" and that's about it really
goblin scurrying into the forest to feed its gobblets
Veemo!
Know your -insCallie: muffinPearl: gremlinFrye: goblin
>switch to big swig after being in a slump>start winninghuh
>approximately 3 hours after grand fest results were announced
>>495485696>"Alright alright there there it's okay.">"Now get off me or I'll rip up your contact."
>>495485532It may not kill well but it is a rather good weaponI took it for a few rounds in grandfest the other 3 on my team knew instantly they slay I paint. We won with overwhelming victory again and again and again.Good times good roller
>>495482847>Bet you fought 1500 teamsggs that was me
Why does ink-based weaponry have such pitiful range? An E-liter does what? Maybe twenty meters? While even a bow and arrow can do at least a hundred yards.
>Switch 2 comes out>Splatoon 4 confirmed to be 18 months out>but Splatoon 3 Deluxe is launch title>if you had S3 on the Switch you get it for free>but you can't transfer your save/character/progressWhat do you do? Continue playing original S3, or Switch 2 Deluxe?
>>495484970Cute veemo
>>495484738>leaving out the OG -in
>>495487528it depends what the "deluxe" means
>>495487737It means it's on the new console!
Inkbrush thought he outsmarted me hiding in his ink but my reflexes were superior
>>495487845then no
>>495488012>i beat a dogshit weapon with the most pandered to weapon in the series!congrats
>>495487528would it get more new content?
>nono is posting his crappy clipsWake me up when the thread is interesting again
>>495487670that's -en.
>>495488398Who has the best clips?
Wish I had survived that
>>495488398>postingspamming*learn the difference
>>495488628I do.
>noooo don't show interest in the game in this game general! That's illegal! How dare you play this game!? You should post coombait like a normal poster!
>>495489427this but unironically, post squidkids
>>495488012You won thanks to lag, not reflexes.
>>495488341>the most pandered to weapon in the series!and its still garbage that you never want to see on your team in ranked. I only like seeing it in TW so that I can just have fun fragging out
>>495470215>>495470397i figured it out :D
>>495485967I doubt their contract is worth much anymore
The thing that I hate about Splatoon 3's grinding is that theres so much stuff that you would never reasonably be able to get before Splatoon 4 comes out. By the time someone who actually plays a normal amount and doesn't suicide farm has scales for one of those crazy gold grizzco banners splatoon 5 will be coming out, it makes no fucking sense. who is this designed for?
>>495490138Japs
>>495488550fucking killing myself
>>495490201nah. wrong
I'm so glad they never nerfed fizzy bombs >>495489540I did a squidroll exactly as he started attacking tho?
I can literally count the number of times a squid roll has let me survive a direct hit from a blaster or charger on one hand. They work great on bombs, but it's like the netcode refuses to recognize them for primary weapon fire.
>>495489891>rankedLiterally irrelevant. In the only mode that matters it is the most insanely overtuned thing in the world.
Post yfw>mfw angle shooter kill
>>495490587Wish they remixed defense up to account only for squid roll shieldSquidroll defense up Would have been nice, it makes the gameplay more dynamic and enjoyable. Been able to defend yourself, fights look more like proper fights instead of which one attacks faster
>>495490761>In the only mode that mattersliterally irrelevant. the way that i play with the toy is more important!
>>495490138My beef with it is that adding more things to grind for doesn't help if the grind itself isn't fun.
>>495490940the "grind" is just playing the game nigga
>>495490839Honestly them changing intensify action to give you extra armor frames sounds like the exact kind of last second insane balance change I would expect from these devs.
>>495491045which isn't fun.
>>495490903The way you play with the toy does not recieve retrospective videos praising your team's victories, or determine the theme of the next game. At most, being good at Anarchy gets you called racist and your cephs removed from their celebratory banner.
>>495491274then why do you care? if you don’t like the game, stop playing it
>>495491065end of cycle oversight? in my nintendo game? never
>>495491274I have fun playing splatoon 3
No, I NEED to get mad about FOMO stuff. I NEED to angrily grind in the last 2 weeks of each season so I can get all the things for the game I don't play and generally hate playing.
>>495490830>mfw no deaths a lot of splats
>>495491972>mfw #1 overall splatter while knowing damn well over 80% of those were assists
I...AM CALLIE
>>495491929this is derailing too much. we were originally talking about stupid shit like 333 gold scale banners and all those people stuck on dogshit shell out machine seeds who will never see a gold banner in their life.
>>495492228Omg, Callie is real!
>>495491972>#1 Damage Taker>0 deaths
>>495492228I....AM MARIE
>>495492927Omg, Marie is also real!
>>495492228Still would kiss.
>>495492927The firefly squid is a predator and actively hunts its food, which includes >copepodsLAMO >small fishWatch out Little Buddy>other squidsNo wonder she likes to sniff A4 so much
L4D2 Versus with /ink/ers
>>495493287Who?
>>495493516Idk lol, /ink/ers in generalI get to be Ellis, no argument
>>495493287I can actually host it...
>>495493287Flyfish takes skill.
>>495492204>live explosher reaction
>>495493614shit I was literally just shitposting to see if anyone would align /ink/ers with different special infected and survivors so I could draw save the idea for later, I didnt think id summon a host out of nowhere like thisMaybe in a little bit
>>495494025I actually like the idea, but don't think that anyone else will be up for this. Damn, I was not even able to get full lobby for versus in /coopg/.
>>495490450Look how he apparently jumps out of YOUR ink. There was enough lag for you to paint over him and it not even registered as a hit. Then once he starts spamming brush, if his ink landed without a lag, it would have interrupted your roll.I guess your roll still saved you from not trading due to his lagged ink, so, good job?
>>495494841This is the usual netcode
>>495494496Maybe further planning to probe interest would be a good idea instead of a spur of the moment thing in all fairness. It could be fun, like that minecraft server that I remember hosted previously>Damn, I was not even able to get full lobby for versus in /coopg/.Better luck next time i have never been there so idk what to say
I.....AM FRYETo bad we don't know what kind of squid Pearl is and what kind of octo's Marina & Shiver are.
>>495494951Yeah, so nothing to make a big fuss about, it would have ended 0-1 if some events fell on an earlier tick instead.
I have a feeling the devs think they overnerfed Inkzooka in 1 and that's why they refuse to directly nerf it.>b-but bubblerYeah, I don't give a rat's ass about Area Cup, I won't be lucky to have a Roller on my team if I happen to face a Shot and a Carbon on the enemy team.
Would you guys be interested in a little drawing collab for splatoween? I figure once per season isn't too harsh of a timeline.Contributions could be your cephalopod or favorite character(s) from the game.I say collab as opposed to a drawpile since it could give more time to make something polished if you want to.
>>495495865What like a dra->specifically explained>more time to work onThat could be fun. Elaborate futher, I am intrigued, Anon.
>>495496152I dont have any specifics in mind but it would probably just be one large background you could contribute a drawing for, kind of like this: >>495478559Could also put them together in a slideshow video or something so you can get a better look at everything.
>>495495252Why are your trying to take my accomplishments away? You monster!
>>495468719the kraken must be unleashed
>>495496710how about you unleash some bitches
>>495495865I'm interested. If it's one large background would we place our drawings on there ourselves or would you compile drawings and place them yourself (maybe taking location suggestions)? Former is easier for you but later would avoid having any drawings covered up by others and repositioning drawings would be much easier.
>>495497136I would most likely ask for transparent PNGs and then position them myself unless the background has specific elements people want to be near. Again this is pretty much an inkling of an idea but I'll pursue it further if people are interested.
>>495496442Interesting. Perhaps you could up the ante a little, make a base of an idea for collaborators to followPicrel, shitty sketch but the concept is there, maybe cephs are all in a group or strung along a long background/scene, travelling door to door for candy? I do like the idea of a collaboration, but I feel like it could be...better
>>495497948Also I am going to punt you into the sun for that pun
>>495495865I'm down
>>495495865I am not a good drawer but I would be happy to chip in, I enjoyed seeing my beeb in this grandfest collage a lot (thanks again to the guy who draws this stuff)
>>495495121>what kind of squid Pearl isa cute squid
Reminder!There will be a Random Weapon PB today at 6PM EST, 2 hours before shop rotation >>495470260
>>495498150A couple of ideas:>Trick-or-treating>Costume party>Exploring a spooky location like a graveyard or manor>Scary movie night>Just striking a cool pose since that would probably be the easiest and the most flexible for participation I'm leaning towards the last one because I don't want it to be overly formalized but I'll work on some thumbnails for it to get a better idea
>>495496481I'm sure you have and will have many more truly impressive ones in the future.
>>495499427why isn't she wearing any pants
>>495499645That's Callie, anon. She's a bimbo slut for octo tentacles (and cool shades)
>>495499492Good, good, do that, planning something out by at the very least giving some sort of outline is the difference between a messy collab and a well thought out onePerhaps it may be best to choose a number of ideas and create visual ideas for the ones you like best, and then put it to a poll to see where youll go from there
>>495495121Isn't Pearl a pygmy squid? It's in her name.
>>495499982pearl is the furtive pygmy
>>495500924So easily forgotten
>>495500924So easily remembered
>>495470075i prefer natural miis
Dark Souls sucks
>>495495865maybe probably, wouldn't mind to join
making a weyyo blush
>>495501228True, but Splatoon is a reddit game so there's naturally cross pollination. Why we even got Body Type A and B from them.
splatoon 3 is the dark souls 2 of splatoon
>>495501557The best one?
Splatoon 3 is the Bloodborne of Splatoons
who salmo
>>495501551My wife
>>495503048I can sam
>>495502706No its not
>>495503230geddn
>>495503446Do you play comp or something? I always see you playing pokemon
>>495501698yeah
>arrived earlyOhh, it's time to get creative!
>>495499293>>495499492Love yourself!
>>495503747no i mostly shiny mark hunt and play multis with friends
>>495503892Whats this? Capture card?
>>495503892Wadda hell is that? You gonna stream?
>>495499293>>495499492
Hero Mode - Dark Souls>the baseline for the series, quirky but set the tone for everything to come (pretend DeS doesn't exist here)Hero Mode 2 - Dark Souls 2>more of the same, made by obligation, yet still fun in its own right and does some things uniquely that no later entry would attemptOcto Expansion - Bloodborne>outlandish, massive tone shift, took things to the next level, considered the apex of the series by someHero Mode 3 - Dark Souls 3>highly polished and built off the success of its predecessors, undeniably quality but perhaps feels sterile Sekiro - Side Order>divisive, lightest on content, still has some very high quality elements but there is a feeling that they could have done more with it
>>495504272Sekiro got goty. Its not divisive. Anyone who dislikes sekiro should die.
>>495504154>Capture card?Yes.>>495504201>You gonna stream?No, need to get footage for a project.
>>495504272Don't interfere comparing Splatoon to your Fromslop, nigger.
>>495504272Comparing side order to sekiro is really stretching this analogy. Yes there were good things about SO but that's still a massive disservice to sekiro to be considered akin to it.
>>495504404Bro said fromslop. Nice outting yourself as a /v/tard.
>>495504467Half of the posters here were caught posting on /v/ splatoon threads.
>>495503892That's a neat capture card. How much did it cost? I've been secretly considering snagging one for myself for a few months now...
>>495504349It came out in a fairly shitty year and some people still hate it for not giving them a justification to play it 300 times using Garreth's sacred backscratcher instead of Grindorth's unholy toothpick.
>>495504357Are we going to have to join PBs again,
>>495504272>side order>sekiro
>>495504747mawie
You guys have done the mortal boss rush in sekiro right?
weyyo?
Nah I don't play FROMslop
>>495504693$105, supposedly "52% off", but it's been like this for months.The most shilled option (Elgato something) is $150, but after hours of research I don't think I found a single non-paid review of capture cards.This one at least is "certified for OBS", and OBS publish their criteria, so that tipped me over. Unless they give "sponsored" certifications too, then whatever lol.OTOH, if you're not in a hurry, I feel (source: my gut) that there will be a refresh of all models soon, with 4K@60 capture as standard (most cards in this price range only do 4K@30). So you can wait for better tech, or for discounts on older ones.>>495504726>againI never did this befo... Oh I get what you mean. If so, maybe. Maybe not. I have a rough plan, so I'll see how far it takes me.
everyone here has a capture card now
>>495505637Will have to research into it a little and weigh my choices carefully, then. I've always wanted to have a way to have recordings of gameplay and such be longer than the 30-second cap of the Switch.
>run into an /ink/er in the wild>he's with 3 meme names>I'm with 3 useless shitters>get stompedFucking great.(I'm not even sure if that's an /ink/er or just name coincidence. I just found out the hard way that there is no way of checking if "Person A" in my friendlist is "Person A" in the match I played (other than circumstantially that they are online and playing the same mode). Top Nintendo).
GGs salmn very fun, nice games
>>495506495GGs all around
>>495506495GGs
>keep wasting time trying to do pure chip color runs even though you can have maxed out resets and still never get the color you want, wasting like 20 minutes of progress
3922 1313 3427
>>495507290is this some kind of erp lobby
>>495507341Dress codes do not equal erp.
>>495507290lol post full on left
The only good souls game is Dark Souls 2
>>495507290Im not wearing that
>>495507514https://files.catbox.moe/iq1huv.png
>Anon, hey!! It's been so long! Do you like my new shirt? I got it at Grand Fest!>Oh, you were there too? I didnt see you - I was SO busy. Weyymond was dragging me around all OVER the place, you know how he gets~>By the way, I've been wanting to tell you something...... we're getting MARRIED in the fall! I thought he'd NEVER ask!>So what about you, Anon, who did you bring to the concert? Im sure all the woomys still hanging around the Lobby these days think you're so cool!
wish i had an inker gf
>>495506336TRUMP 2024
>buys capture card>never does anything cool enough to warrant capturing
>>495508487how about this then, smart guy?*captures your woomy*
>>495478559I'd always try to guess these every year before clicking on them. But a lot of the references can be some real deep cuts.
NIGGER ROLLER JUST COST ME MY FUCKING RANK UP FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>495509748Deserved
>>495506272Don't fall for analysis paralysis either though, there are many choices, very few reliable reviews, and they're all mostly the same within their price bands.
from 2. where would you put the new guys?
>>495509748it happens
>>495510034fish stick is kill if pressureddolphin is lure to basketbig shot is on sight
>>495510034Flip next to mawsFishsticks are middleBig shots are same as stingers
>>495507290Give me a list of tummy exposing gear.
>lose rank up>be 16 points away from trying again>go open>endless loss streak with retards going 3-14Absolute nigger fucking shit tonight.
tanlines woomy...
>>495505456go back
>>495511697To before all you FROMredditors poured in and shat 4chan up? Sure wish I could
>sennpai~ you want to SPLAT me, that's so GROSS!!
>>495512862go back
>>495512932To before all you FROMredditors poured in and shat 4chan up? Sure wish I could
>>495510605Chaos commander suitChomp topEelneck tankMarinated topOctoleet armorSurvival suit replicaWorld tour jacket
dark souls is cringebut armored core is based
>>495514048>amiibo amiibo amiibo amiibo 80 hour grind amiibo amiibo
>>495514048>amiibo>amiibo>amiibo>amiibo>grizz co>amiibo>amiiboI guess I know what im spending my scales on...I swear to fuck if I dont make it this time im going to be pissedIs dress code only for pics or for the entire lobby duration?
>>495514052Yeah yeah whatever you say Sheldon
>>495514174>>495514264If you weren’t a fake fan you’d have every amiibo.
>>495514174>>495514264Pay up gaijin
>>495514336>>495514620I need MONEY FUCK OFF OR PAY ME
>the more revealing gear is all locked behind something they know the 20-somethings in their audience will pay forLol
>>495513179>>>/v/
>>495514052ayre woomy
>>495514757i would pay more for bikinis too
>>495514994>dualie shotguns in splat never ever
>Be me>Sitting and looking at Inkipedia>Thinking about the various stages throughout the series>Remember we had two different mall stages (Barnacle & Dime, as well as Arowana Mall)>Also remember we had two different museum stages (Shellendorf Institute and Museum d'Alfonsino)>Get a sudden spark of an idea>"...What if they created a large library-style stage?"Now I just wish for such a stage to exist in the next game. God, having the shelves act as cover would be a neat idea.
>>495508487Forget the cool. Just capture silly shenanigans.
they should have brought back new albacore instead of making mahi mahi and barnacle and dime
which idols are good with kids?
>>495480235>screenshot>down right right right A>A A down A A A>pick up phone>open camera app>wait for QR code #1 to be read>every time because why the fuck would we want the Switch hotspot settings to stay the same from session to session>tap tap>get disconnected from your home network because why the fuck not>"waiting for your smartphone to connect">back to camera app>wait for QR code #2 to be read>tap>long press, Download image>back to kuroba>select downloaded image>try to post>post failed because I'm not connected to my home network>pick up controller>down, A>pick up phone>wait for phone to reconnect to home network>back to kuroba>select downloaded image>postVERSUS>open camera app>take photo>back to kuroba>select downloaded image>postYeah no fuck you.
>>495517263Forgot "home" after "screenshot" lol
>>495507290i wont miss it
>>495517879I would carry this beeb in SR
anyone wanna SR for one king?
>>495518584sure! room up a openi meanopen up a room
>>495518846room's up
>>495518892coming in. gimme a min
>fucking pearl is nicer to acht in SO than marina is
>>495468641I've stopped playing during splatoon 2, but well done everyone who fought for the supremacy of the squid sisters
>>495518584i'll join too
>>495520059hop on we doin good!
>>495520059room opening soon
>>495516587>Let's have a turf war in a library!Anon...
can we just get a rank above evp already fuck sake
>>495520660freelancers are fine if you get to 999 and start at 400
>think of splatoon cosplay>remember the only male characters in the series are two old men and a giant mascot
>>495520660wdym? i personally started at 400 just now cause i have 9s in this map
>>495520908this is the one map Im not 999 on and like its just stupid fucking shit every roundwhy 3 floppers people spamming this way all the way on the shore
>>495521013you can cosplay yebbyor iso padreor cq cumber
when woomies play bad it's because they're being sillywhen veemos play bad it's because veemos suckthis is called implicit bias
Did you ever change the main abilities on your scale-bought gear?
>>495520521I like the idea of a school map actually.we have an art school one but it looks like some sort of college and its more museum like.Id like some cute map thats just a schoolthen theres little baby jellies in the back playing and wearing back packs then like one line of baby jellies following a teatcher jelly and theyre wearing cute japanese school clothes they have kids wear when they go to other places, and theres a yellow school bus in the back!
>>495516829Frye and maybe Big Man, and that's about it.
nooooo we were so cloooooseI blame my dumb reefslider usage
GGs SR room
ggggggggs slom! k, we could go for another king if you wanna actually
yeah GGs either ways! >>495522012I would enjoy that actually, but honestly my switch needs to charge anywaysmaybe later today!
>>495522094sure thing!
>>495516829>>495521916frye has her little siblings and big man is basically a large child so they check outI can picture callie working as a kindergarten teacher for some reasonmarie and shiver seem like they probably wouldn't have any patience for shithead kidspearl would blend in with them and be a bad influence, marina would drop her spaghetti and let them walk all over her
>>495521424this is fake, goblin's butt isn't that small
>>495516829Callie, Marina, Frye and Big Man.Shiver wouldn't enjoy it for too long, Pearl would come off mean and Marie feels like he has better things to do
>>495522420marina just absorbs the mass of anyone she's nearwhy do you think pearl is so tiny
>>495522447frye absorbs the food so it evens out
marina a FAT
>>495522430>feels like she has better things to doyeah, like sleeping, eating, or watching paint dry
>>495522601All things she'd rather be doing instead of babysitting
>>495520521Just imagine it:A large, central atrium area, with some study room areas for more close-quarters combat; Of course, for higher ground, there could be something akin to a balcony.>>495521559This is an interesting idea. Maybe some of the rooms could be used for close-quarters combat?
alright everyone, quiet down, it's circle time!
>>495522756I'm thinking a school rooftop stage! lemme draw it real quick!
>>495516587>unironically using "be me">>495522756>Just imagine it:reddit spacing?
>>495522758>children form a perfect square and she nods in approval
>>495520521Turf war on: battleship remainswaffle housesomewhere on pearl's yardcalamari county mega bouncy houseold shooting rangeold frontier(western cowboy town)on a moving (steam)trainnot nintendo headquarterswater parkocto valley/canyoncereal factorysewer
>>495522852Can't wait to see it!>>495522964>Being this fucking nitpicky
Foodfests..
>>495523160>>495522758source?
>>495522758>>495523160What does it say with the text? I'm having a painful time trying to translate it from moon runes to English.
>>495521559>>495522756As nice as it would be, i think you're missing the point of what a library is...A place of peace and quiet for study.>>495523010Unironically interested in waffle house
>>495523419I mean, a library doesn't always need to be in constant use for its usual purposes all the time.
Hear hearRandom Weapon PB today at 6PM EST! >>495470260 >>495499427Invites in the pool
>>495522420True, goblina has ass for days
>>495524467cause she's FAT
whaaaaaaaaat's callie thinkin' about?
>>495524908Pepsi.
>>495523376@tsurukoge againhttps://x.com/tsurukoge/status/1022116894625673216rest of it might've been doodles they deleted at some point>>495523398first one is the first 3 'words' of the inkantation "ya, meni, ra-re". second one first line says "squid language" meaning that the Japanese on her nametag (Aori-sensei) is for our convienence. other thing just says "rice hair pin".
>>495524802only where it matters
>>495523043>>495522852Its like a school rooftop and its like 3 islands linked by two bridgesif you look down theres just a bunch of jellies going about their school dayidk whats a good or a bad map i just went with the ebb n flow
>>495525169Ah, makes sense now! Thanks, anon!>>495525506Ah, nice, I love it!
>>495523419oh so a honest to god library? and its like devided by a bunch of book shelves some of which you can climba maze type of map with a circle center.... sounds splat1-ish
>>495525420especially her big belly!
what do you think about this shirt
>>495525898garbage.actual gear they could make replicas of but they choose to make this redbubble tier crap no one will wear.
>>495525898Not very fresh.... looks cheap.
anyone wanna open?
>>495525898this is like the nintendo stores splatoon merch if it was boring
>>495526127huh? this is nintendo stores splatoon merchthis one is kinda neat if it wasnt overpriced
feed me cool Sploon t-shirt designs
goldfischei
>>495522271Lesson On Negative #sCallie:>takes class outside>draws a line from -10 to 10>uses outdoor exercises to explain concept of negative numbers using the drawn number line.>after outdoor lesson students are given a chance to apply lesson learned on their own.>Callie sometimes calls Marie for help when she has doubts on lecture>Does not confirm or deny if she is from the Squid Sisters but struggles to hide enthusiasm from appraisals.Marie:>draws line from -10 to 10>demonstrates how to navigate>asks random student to repeat>tells class to ask each other for help first before asking her>relaxes until needed.>Occasionally has Callie be substitute teacher or assistant for tasks.>Denies any claims if she is from the Squid Sisters but always add positive remarks for the group.Shiver:>shows a basic math problem with a negative number>solves it herself and proclaims its the same but with a minus sign>students that struggle get questioned repeatedly>brute forces lessons>Shiver guilt trips students into participating>noone asks for help so Shiver concludes the lesson>Calls Big Man to settle disruptive classes, as they seem to listen to him moreFrye:>shows number line and tells them negative is counting backwards>sets goal if the whole class can get topics done for today they can work on homework in class.>Calls Big Man to grade assignments and answer questions.>Attempts to release students early.Marina:>passionately explains importance of numbers and real life usage in previous works.>spergs out with decades knowledge of engineering and real world usage of what suppose to be a topic on negative numbers.>runs out of time>students confused af>questions of negative numbers and basic examples still unexplained>rushes explanation and backed up on lessons ensue>spaghetti spillsPearl:>uses money as example>complicates lesson and introduces the concept of debt and usage of currency.>Disgusted at some school food and becomes owner
>>495526504
>>495526713*squishes fat veemo belly*
inner agent 3 is the dark souls of splaoon 3
>>495527774I think that might have actually taken me 70 tries.
>>495527774it wasn't that hard if you just turfed a lot
where direct i cannot take it anymore
no direct, this is the last splatoon
but splatoon cannot die...splatoon never ends...
>>495530946I can't fathom how people can get so worked up over ad reelsdo you truly have nothing else going on in your life?
>>495531401Yes.
>>495503892Neato, I got the original XR1 myself.
>>495531518i wish inkopolis was real
>>495526297>SchlüsselanhängerLove the German and their compoundwordfetish.
>still haven't gotten the iconsit is over
>>495531645you don't like a Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän?
>>495531606Nintendo will make Inkopolis real for Spaltfor.
>>495532220what the fuck does that mean
>>495532257they will extend super nintendo world to have a life sized replica of inkopolis square/plaza
I bought a German boiled egg shell cracker which is officially called an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
>>495532276a captain of the Danube steamboat cruise company you can make it longer but it's a popular example to teach compound words
>>495532220when it comes to the long words, I usually work myself backwards. This is a position. Captain.Captain of something. I only had two years of German aaaall the way back in high school. And then they cut my class because it was around 2008 and money was tight. They didn't cut French though, which I sort of found funny.
>>495531518>no octossundown town
GGs WR for short turf
>>495533006good
go back
>>495533259now, THAT is a black kettle
Guess what?
>>495533334>inkling
>>495533334octo butt?
flopper mutilation should be illegal
>>495533679yeah you should let your hair grow so i can pull it as hard as i can
drying your floppers should be a crime punishable by the snipping of the gross dried crispy little bits and full and total regrowth of flopper
>>495533334A yebby's dream
>>495533824Yeah, Inklings should die extra young by no longer sun-drying and that way Octarians can finally take over inshallah
>>495533921>st/ink/er plushies coming soon
>>495533259I'm going to call that kettle a slur
why is lacrosse a popular sport in the splatoon universe
>>495533529would tongue
>>495534218The humans of Alterna were all Canadian
>>495533259nagger
>>495534293
>>495534508is this a sex thing
>>495534807its a meme, you need help
>>495534949Do salmonids have a culture besides trying to invade shit?
>frye and big man genuinely didn't care about the 0p>shiver secretly cares about it a lot
>>495535087Wanting to die in battle because being eaten by the victor is their idea of Valhalla
>>495535119
>>495535087I think I remember reading that they strongly desire to die honorable deaths in battle and try to find ways to make themselves appear "appetizing" to inklings
>>495535119Frye is holding her and B-Man back.
>>495535274>solo artist shiveraint nobody buying an entire album of that style of singing
Comp players say Kraken sucks because it takes away your main weapon for 8 seconds, but if I use a Kraken kit with a bad main weapon, it won't matter and Kraken will be good!
1king sloman?
>>495535274She is literally the heart of Deep Cut, no Frye = no silliness and no main vocals.
>>495535385ironically all the kraken weapons have pretty strong mains that would rather have that out most of the time
>>495535435salmon if they real
>>495535435I can fish
>>495535435sure
>>495535571>>495535591woomening up
It's Mantaro. Mantaro would be definitely the biggest (no pun intended), most alluring, charming singer were it not for these two cooties beating him into background and silencing him on nearly ever cover they do together.
>>495535435In 5 mins.
>>495535612coming
>>495535624I'll reopen after 1 game
i missed the fucking chopper didn't I?
>>495535757I did tooit seems like there's at least 5 or 6 people who want to play
>>495535223>>495535257Huh, you're right. Just read the wiki.>In a developer interview, it was revealed that the Salmonids' choice of weapons is due to them trying to make themselves look "tasty". It was also explained that the Salmonids are not afraid of dying and regard their death to be a cycle of life of which all life is a part. Grillers are said to be the ultimate way of doing so by the Salmonids becoming the contents of the Griller. When the Salmonids fight to the death, they feel a sense of unity with themselves and the world. When they are eaten by other creatures, they see their death as a way of being one with the world. There are also floating food-based sculptures in the background of Salmon Run stages, which were built by the Salmonids to symbolize these beliefs.
>>495535385callie tf2
>>495535902>>495535223they're just wh40k orks
>>495535274frye is the most talented out of the three, she sandbags so hard when she's about to dominate, and then you only see the places where she naturally dipsbig man is very talented tooshiver is a hack
>>495535385is it bad I find that face kinda sexy
>>495536219I wouldn't go that far, Shiver is pretty talented, but she does way better with someone else beside her.IIRC even her dance choreography is done by Frye
>was gonna draw>played roguelites for 7 hours instead
>>495480460>"We're proud to have Snipewriter in the no. 1 spot, so it's staying!">Gets a tiny slap on the wrist at the end of support>"We need Tacticooler to be good for our game design to work!">Gets buff after buff until it's used, and gets multiple special exceptions that other specials don't>"Booyah Bomb and Inkjet are too strong! Trust us, we know better than you!">Both are purposely withheld from relevant mains and put on as few kits as possible>Machine is going to be 220p for the rest of time>Inkjet is apparently so powerful that the devs needed to nerf it IN THE VERY NEXT PATCH AFTER BUFFING IT>Nothing else has been nerfed this fast in the game's whole 2 years of patches>Both Inkjet and Ballpoint continue to get nerfs long after they're relevantFuck these devs and their biases.
>>495536874they overtuned inkjet in early fresh season and then appropriately toned it backthat initial 50 dmg radius buff was way too much
does callie have a brain?scientists say there potentially could be
>>495536874>Inkjet is apparently so powerful that the devs needed to nerf it IN THE VERY NEXT PATCH AFTER BUFFING ITthat's like the one good balancing decision they've made in all of the patches thoguranteed 2-shot inkjet was a retardedly powerful specialnot as retardedly powerful as guranteed 2-shot trizooka but still not something that should exist in splatoon of course, they didn't nerf zooka in the same way, but that's besides the point
>>495537267Muffin's very inktelligent.
Marie sighing at she looks in the mirror.
>>495537393Not every idol can have pearl's infinite youth
>>495537461Marie noticing a wrinkle under her eye.Her tits are growing again.
>>495537752woomy in her 2 week horny rut...
Marie absorbing 4's youth
>>495537037>>495537304How the fuck do we have TWO separate lowercase, no punctuation, bench metacrafting, chronically fun-hating anons on /ink/? Unless it's samefagging, which is unlikely because they regularly argue with each other.
>>495536873anon just like me…
>>495537820Marie needs to bathe in the blood of Takos to rejuvenate and keep the Cuttlefish dynasty alive.
>>495537842fun is subjective
>>495537842removing the aim requirement from inkjet is not fun-hatingthe nerf still left the 50 radius larger than launch version
>>495537752death by woo woo
woomy please I can't cum anymore im drained
GGs dudes, thanks for the cup of Joe
ggs fissen
GGs SR comrades!
sploon so popular all nintendo games will now be sploonifiedsplatoonkartsplatoonemonsuper splatoon legeend of splatoonsuper smash splatoonpiksplatoonsplatoon crossingsplatoon sports
>>495537752This is why you don't see adult inklings around, they're too busy fucking intensely.
GGs
So according to that one thing about OE that one concert alone had billions of attendees. Is the world population in the trillions? Are cephs a minority?
>>495539463You wish
>>495539697This is splatoon, anon, the lore makes no sense and contradicts itself.Remember when we all thought the land on the earth was tiny any only one race could live there? Now apparently most of the earth is intact so the whole Great Turf War thing makes no sense.
when’s the next /ink/ tourney
>>495539880I really wish they had put more thought into the story, a well made silly game with dark undertones and lore is always something that is needed.
>>495539880>the whole Great Turf War thing makes no sense.or rather it gets a bit of context that brings up implications of attempted genocide by the octarians
What weapon should I practice getting gud with today? Want to get out of my NZap reliance.
>>495539697It's a jelly world, we're just living in it.
>>495540810What? No? The Octarians were always going to genocide the inklings, anon. It's just now the reason why the Octarians did it when before they were ok with each other is confusing because Inkadia looks to be very large.
Don't forget!Random Weapon PB this day at 6PM EST! Invites in the pool you better be quick!>>495470260 >>495523796
>>495541932They're not going to get rid of any boss Salmonids just because "they're based on [older game] specials", by that logic we'd get rid of Spla3 bosses next game too
>>495542147flyfish should be removed because they’re poorly designedeither that or a big rework
>>495541576Callie in her undies (^:
>>495539464He's asleep. Love yourselves, beautiful creatures.
>>495542283nothe rest of the bosses should be designed to have as much impact as flyfish do>butreminder that work at grizzco is not guranteed nor supposed to be fun, fair or frustration-free
sloshmash...
>>495542420Being a Machine enjoyer must be hell.
>>495542406>t. Marooner’s Bay apologist
>>495542316callie sex
>>495510034I fucking hate drizzlers so much. On high tide it's hard to actually find the right distance to kill them with their own attack.
>>495510570A single big shot is negligible but the second you see that there are two of them pestering you, they need to die.
>>495542406i’m not saying they should be piss-easy to deal withbut it’s one of the only bosses in the game where you have to wait before you can actually damage it (without using a special) which is dumb and unlike steelheads, it takes significantly more ink and time to take care of
>>495542420deserved and deliberate nerf desuthe reason they gave it a godlike kit in 3 was to nerf the main without people being angrynow it's well balanced with other sloshers
>>495510034Fish Sticks depends on where they land and the map, since some maps put them out of the way while others make them spray piss all over the basket area.
>>495542814 (me)and no matter how fast you take care of it it’ll still fire off some stray missiles before being defeatedsteelheads and drizzlers effects won’t happen if you shoot them downyou have no way to prevent missiles from firing completely
>>495542878>deliberatewhich is why they waited 9 months to do it?
>>495542420>mashine
>>495542420Sloxmas
>>495542814goodmake steelhead take significantly more ink and time to take care ofmake other bosses also have you wait before you can actually damage themlearn to multitask and deal with trash while waiting for the cycles, then recover ink while repositioningsalmon right now is too gorilla, we need more micromanaging and opportunities to fuck up at every stepmake expected clear rate 50% even at highest level, it should be borderline impossible to be consistent at
Orangechan!
>>495543028chaos, baby
I miss the grand splatlands bowl.When are they gonna put tricolor in pbs?
Why do people pick Clash Neo? I can understand the good kit, because as worthless as the main weapon is you can at least be a nuisance while zooka charges. This other kit is borderline griefing for your teammates.
Splatsvilles underground criminal scene
>>495521460Yeah plenty, the Octoleet Armor comes with Respawn Punisher which is too unreliable for frontline weapons so I swapped that to Swim Speed for example.
>>495543475170p super chump means constant turf output/pressure
>>495542582No, just admiring her, while she's flirtatious but unavailable.
>>495543475it's one of two blasters with a kit that has paint, the other one has sprinkler reefsliderand the last two games did their damndest to condition people to see kit over main>>495543547>Respawn Punisher which is too unreliable for frontline weaponspussy
callie is very available
>>495539464>socks with sandals
>>495543475It's notClash isn't that bad, it's heavily reliant on circumstances to give you the edge. 1v1 with it is difficult to win on purpose.The focus of this kit is mobility and turf, it's more suited for large maps than the vanilla kit.
>Eats your little buddy
>>495543539
>>495543748>pussyYou might experience frequent 1v4 or 2v4s in solo queue if you actually win enough, anonRP just ain't worth
>>495544135I won't be seeing you later...
>>495543748Why the fuck do I want a blaster to do a shooter's job? If this was, say, Range Blaster I'd give you the benefit of the doubt because it's a good main weapon. Instead you end up with a shit main with a shit kit (and that also applies to Assblast, the main is dogshit too but not as bad as Cwash). And if you want cheap chump pressure N-ZAP 89 is right there. Fuck out of here with your 1500 power theorycrafting.
>>495539443God you're so bad at this.here.SplatKartSplatamonSuper MarieLegend of Splatoon: An Ink to the splatSuper Splat ChumpsSplatminAnimal SplattingInk Sports
>>495542878I don't even care that much about machine but implying that the devs of 3 have any idea deserves mockery
Splatsville illegal salmonid pet smuggling
don't forget that sloshmo could hit people through walls and floors the first month
>>495544298>muh bad/good You're a 1900 shitter that's for sureTim would humble you with it
>>495542878Don't mistake incompetence with maliciousness, the vanilla and Kensa kits should've been enough justification to tone the weapon down back in 2. They obviously didn't pay attention to how buggy the main was and how retarded fizzies are.
>>495544653Don't be disingenuous. Timmy's the exception and not the rule, he's on a level of autism only a few can reach and can gape most people here with just about any weapon. Even he took .52 over it to X rank.
>>495541932Coolbular - A beach bum salmon who lays at the shore with a cooler giving drinks to salmon who come up near it. Their way of attack is if you get near it they will throw Fizzy Bombs at you.
>>495541932
So is Octavio cool now? Is he not going to steal the zapfish anymore? Is he going to stop supplying the Salmonids with war weapons?
>>495545316even if wanted do, he has no army anymore
>>495545316He got humbled twice already, he's clearly over taking the zapfish for himself (but who knows about doing business with fshe).
>>495545443he can just make new ones, they are just sentient tentacles afterall
>>495545171coombait aside I actually really like this idea of interrupting communications
>>495545171they should have salmon tails.
octavio was on the right side of history the whole time
>>495545171the idea is interesting but the design is lazy hypno-fetish bait. if the Salmonids had imitation inklings (and weren't going to use salmonlings) then they should look like ramshackle salmonid-tech versions of the Parallel Canons.
>>495545676What was his plan again?
>>495546394Get the zapfish to give octarians a more sustainable source of energy then get the squid sisters to collab with him and make a super cool ravethen make a disstrack to inkopolisthen just fucking around because grizz stole his army
>>495546394to stop his people from literally starving to deathand to have sex with callies big ass
The sillies.
nothing to see here
>>495541932Ink Vac sounds like a King, same with Ultra Stamp, the king would just have a massive frying pan or maybe a cooking pan with a handle
>>495547894two of these are grown adult womenhow does that make you feel /ink/
>>495548041I love one of these adult women.
>>495548041I wish I could be this silly at that age.
>>495544278rp with a main of qr only costs you your special outputjust play strong frontliners with weak specials and stop relying on gimmicks>>495544298maybe you want to play a plap-plap murder machine but also hate when you can't play plap-plap murder machine because your teammates won't fucking paint to let you plap-plap in peaceyou're not painting for your team, you're painting for yourself because you don't want to rely on your teamthis line of thinking applies to people who pick clash neo over other things, which is not valid because clash is so ass, but it is valid in terms of the players realising the problem (i'm playing a weapon that can't paint and struggle when teammates don't paint) and finding a solution (this weapon can't paint but its kit can), and in terms of picking assblast in solo queue it is valid for any level of player, especially now when so many low-paint mains are in the meta. >the main is dogshitthe main's sole sin is that range blaster is better suited to current maps. other than that, it's the best blaster main in every metric, and it's not even close.
>>495541932RanA salmonid with a Trizooka attached to its fin, it comes up to a position and fires a large powerful shot at the cephs. But given its small fry stature the recoil from the blast sends it flying back into the sea.
>>495549240>the main's sole sin is that range blaster is better suited to current maps. other than that, it's the best blaster main in every metric, and it's not even close.Nah, short range and nonexistent combos make it worse than every other blaster. Just the fact that you're not rewarded for a direct (with an indirect followup for a kill) is shit.
>>495549240>just play strong frontliners with weak specials and stop relying on gimmicksNah I'd rather have fun playing a strong frontliner with a strong special because I'm not retarded
luv this gremlin coat
>>495542072how long is it going for?an hour?two?
>>495551454It's a pretty good coat
>>495551454so bigso soft
>>495551454good woomy with stinky goblin socks and a cheap jacket replica.
>>495551991anon they're my only decent object shredder gear!
>>495552081i never said they were stinky in a bad way
>>495470075that's so well done wtf, do you have the code of this?
>>49555220190% of the codes in miitopia don't work now for some fucking reason
>>495552482Because the players probably deleted their data, but if you know someone who still has the Mii downloaded you can get that code instead
what if nintendo all of a sudden shits out Lego Splatoon
what if callie was the sandvich
(heavy weapons guy reference)
>>495553998
>>495554285OM NOM NOMNOM
casual agent 1 marie my beloved
>>495551852How do I get the coat?
>>495555271One of Side Order Pearl's Amiibo rewards
>>495555271Amiibo or NFC tags
>>495555048i can
>>495555038these are the outfits we should've gotten from the alterna amiibos...
>>495553998it'd probably look mediocre and bring a new influx of children and autists into the fandom
>>495555481room's up
>>495555271Pearl amiibo, from Side Order
open room 2/4 starting
damn am i the reason we're dcing?
>>495555505yeah the alterna amiibo gear absolutely sucks
>>4955557763/4 >>495555812no idea what that was
>>495555776Joining
>>495556178opening now
>>495555965the gear itself is fine but it shouldn't have been the amiibo rewards. throw it in the side order shop and give the SS amiibos something more interesting
>>495556293Alterna Callie gives the best tummy gear but I have no chunks to change ink resistance
>beat players>on my team next game>go 19 and 2 and still couldn't carry them because they all died ten times each and only scored 3 points max sigh
Sex with woomy
>>495551929Same energy
>>495551852i want the coat so bad... i n eed to grab those miibos.
>>495557287you don't have 40 chunks of even one worthwhile ability after the entirety of the game's content cycle?
Woomies holding flops.
>>495558896Sons of Nogami
>haven't had a single game in scorch this whole open rotation
>>495560053lucky you
>>495560116When your alternative is Lemuria RM, I'd take Scorch thanks.
>>495560116this was such a coincidence i laughed so badly irl
open?
GGs open room
>they gave upGGs open
that was such a hilarious end ggggggs open!
>>495559047No. I spent them on making gears because I fucked up my gear seed.
GGs open
This current SR rotation is quite good actually
>EN: Fuzzy Ooze>JP: Keba Inku (Fuzzy Ink)so does that make fuzzy takos Kebakozons?
>>495561281kill yourself
>clams>undertow/mincemeatPray for me /ink/
why does this shit game always go to clams or is on clams the second I decide to boot upI don't want to play the one game mode where you can't solo carry because I'm always stuck with inbred retarded fucking faggots who boot up videogames just to lose every time
god forbid I ever have good teammates ever I love 1v4ing and succeeding and seeing my dipshit inbred faggot retard teammates still sitting in spawn because I endlessly get jr players that only exist to make me miserable that's the point of me existing if I'm not suffering then I'm not awake and fun and enjoyment are impossibilities regardless of the game or who I play with
I don't know how to improve
>>495562604Why would you do this to yourself?
>>495563601can you play with me please
I don't improve, I just keep bang my head against the metaphorical wall until I break a hole in and move on to the next plateau.
>>495565406She's so perfect...
>>495545316Smollusk’s description says that he’s basically given up
>>495551852>ponytail weyyWao...(based)
>>495566342mewmy.
>>495566342>>495566578nyanmenmi
Where the yebby...
why do I only ever get people on my team that boot up the game just to lose what kind of mental illness do you have to have to enjoy the process of losingI had a piss bucket that never left the base and just sat there and spammed the entire game. Not once did he move further then the edge of spawn. Why? How is that fun? Why do you subhuman pavement apes enjoy losing like this?
>>495551852Pearl coat goes great with Neo brand weapons.
>>495565551Perfect indeed.
>>495566713
>>495566740there's something about sloshers that affects the brain it seems
>>495566740ggs that was me
When making outfits, do you prefer to stay as brand-loyal as possible, or mix it up?
>>495567479Fat veemo... fat weyyo...
>>495567446Bring him here.NOW.
>>495567461regular slosher is good, it's the pissbucket that's a thrower weapon for retards because it accomplishes nothing besides getting kills coincidentally because the only people that use it spam without thinking, if I had a regular slosher I'd fucking win, but nahjust jrs and splooshes, weapons that have, since the first game, done absolutely fucking nothing for your team and have never been good, but they're always just ever-so-conveniently on my team and my team only
>>495561281panko sandaljobs...
>>495567446>the 2-12 aerospray stare
>>495567479Sometimes, but really just what looks good together.
>>495567479i use grizzco/side order/amiibo so nobody can fucking order off me
fatass ocks
>>495567479I've never paid attention to brands, just what looks good
>>495567631They're not allowed...
https://x.com/iconsnso/status/1837891642835042583?s=46&t=QKM1KYpwCm59rV63uPm4WQfor everyone who didn't play alone
>>495569045grip...
>>495567479I try to match as many as I can if it looks good, otherwise I freestyle.
>>495567479>asking /ink/ anything fashion relatedlollmao even
I'm going to lose my fucking shit when Bear With Me gets a remix in Splatoon 4 Lil Judd's Last Stand
>>495569251post your ceph, /fa/schizo
>>495567479>Brand royalIt would be more cool if all brands were inserting their insignia on clothes.
utsu
>>495570043get out
>>495570141Some do include their brand logo in the form of tags (Emberz comes to mind) but not all of them
>>495569520might as well
https://youtu.be/ySQ_8FI9DHk
>>495570489Don't impersonate that other anon just to make him look bad.
>>495570489YOUR ceph, not someone elses
Last warningRandom Weapon PB NEXT ROTATION! >>495470260
>>495570043l-lewd...
Mantaro is my daddy!
>>495569045Why don't I have mine?
>>495551773>>495570720hey, answer my question.
>>495570881he gets spitroasted by the girls
>>495569045I still didn't get mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOvg1L5hCZMI was fighting my hardest for team past one game but when off the hook's part kicked in I probably inked enough to cover up a NILS statue by myself. I hope they play these songs in some form again for re run fests.
>>495571138in your projections
>>495571124My bad, it's set for 2 hours
>>495571226Stop fucking barking already Shiver
I want to draw funny things on woomy's bare butt
>>495571391it’s called kakegoe
>>495571391frye's the one doing it tho
>>495570881Big Man would totally cross dress for an operation.
>>495571391Hey YA hey YA hey HA HA HA
>>495571437It's been two years. Adapt.
>>495550027long direct combined with safe ledge camping with giant short-ranged blasts makes assblast definitively better than all three short-ranged blasters, and on smaller maps of previous titles would make it a very strong sidegrade to range/rapid depending on the map. in 3 it's good on select maps. >you're not rewarded for a directif you mean main direct, it's the easiest and by default tied for most rewarding because it oneshots and has nearly shooter shot velocity. if you mean burst direct- no shit. it's almost like purple assblast's kit was garbage all along and "but but it's got burst bombs and a panic special it can't be the bad one!" was always cope from people who tried to make it sound better than sprinkler reefslider. they see it, think "it's Grim", turns out it's grim but not at all Grim and then "oh no it doesn't combo but it should", like hell it does, imagine if assblast also obsoletes range blaster and becomes the one and only blaster that exists.
>>495571437nogami is a 52 mainit'll never be nerfed in a way that matters
Something that always bugged me, is there a compilation somewhere of all NON game content that was released for these games? I mean like comics and website social media posts etc. I know the wiki includes some of the more important ones but for the likes of the magazines theres nothing anywhere
>>495572058it really shouldn't outrange the splattershot. it should be Jr. range at most, ideally lower
Not allowed to rank upNo teammates found This game mode was easy before and now its miserableI was hoping the good players would've been the only ones to stay, but instead I only have lobotomites throwing every game away constantly being put on my team because it makes god's dick hard whenever I'm specifically suffering
>>495572924sshot, .52 and zap are pretty much the same, the nominal extra range it has is compensated by the fact that it drops below 50 instantly while zap has 12 spare damage for falloff to work with.
>>495573018*masturbates to your lamentations*
>>495573018>admitting that you want to be carried by good players
>>495573018Next time don't talk shit about the think tank.
>>495574420I want to play with good players, not be driving you to school in the shortbus
>>495569520When I say /ink/ that includes myself.
>>495570489These colors will do great for the drawing. Are those the shoes you want or would you like the Onyx 01STERs?
>>495575319not sure who posted my ceph but yeah the arachno boots are what i use now
>>495575319You're replying to a falseflagger.
_____ is ___!
>>495575104play with me
>>495575901cephs is cute!
>>495570489Sex with this veemo
>>495575901woomy is dead!
>>495575901Yebby is handsome!
>>495575104post powers and i’ll consider playing with you
>>4955767311869 Tower Control
I waited too long and now I'm stuck with people that go negative in XI'll never get out of the shitter queue its where I belong
>>495577042Take a melee weapon & kill everything
>>495575901Woomy is dum!
>>495572924The lack of range on SShot really hurts it, basically anyone with any brain knows how to cancel SShot with any other weapon. Nerfing .52 to be like SShot would make it instantly irrelevant.
just got -B can i have a booyah
>>495575319Don't give an notorious drama shitposter any further attention
>>495577982good, it's been an obnoxious overpowered pile of garbage since the first game, the way most people play the weapon wouldn't even change (just throw out your splash wall in front of someone's face and then swim forward and spray and pray) it's the same shit every time and even japs admit that their kills are coincidental and it's why the weapon is so stupidly strong
what's the point of reseting your rank? why would you want to do that? does it resets itself after the season is finished now in 3
>>495577982anonthe range differnece is so short that you barely can notice iti'll tell you more, the difference between the trio and splash which is definitively shorter ranged than them is also almost unnoticable in practiceyou have to go to actual 2.5-liners like l3 to actually see guns that can consistently "cancel sshot with brain"
>>495575319kold gets enough free art already, make him pay for it this time.
>>495576873never mind
>>495578728give some /ink/ers that deserve art that arent pieces of shit like k
>>495571489>it’s called kakegoe>>barking>barking, japanese
>>495579153name them
>>495579159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tac6vSGQRt0It really is
>>495579159It's okay to not be fluent in Japanese, but you really should find better dictionaries if you must be a gaijin.
Is there a PB today?
>>495579153Clearly, me. Tee fucking hee.
>>495579489I adore Shiver so much bros
>>495579635I hope
Alone, you will play with me. Someday, you will. I will be waiting.
>>495579929I hope not
>>495570720as long as HE isn't hosting i'll join.
>>495579635>>495579929>>495579784if theres none i'll create it
Thinking about ___ cephs.
>>495580224fat
>>495580141>>495579635ill make one too
>>495580258You said it, not me.
>>495579878who
>>495580224lewd
>>495580224naughty
>post replay feeling proud of it>rewatch it myself>it's not as good as I rememberOh....
>Someone thinks you're fresh!
>>495581206fuck off
>>495581137Let's see it.
PB in 5 minutes! Rule : Random Weapons, you can reroll when you get the same weapon as a match priorAll modes(all) cycling for 2 hoursUse this : https://splat-rand.seventh-tech.com/Didn't prepare a Bingo, just thought of it now would have been nice.
>>495581847>all modesexcept turf...right?
>>495581847I don't have all weapons yet, can I still join?
>>495581954
>>495582051In the settings on the website you can turn off weapons you don't have
>>495581954All(all)>>495582051Yes! Reroll when you don't own it.
>turf warHave fun /ink/
PB up! (Don't freak out)
>>495581954>>495582365Why do tryhard trannies hate turf war?
IM FREAKIN OUT MAN LIKE ZOINKS
PB full! Will update if there is room
>>495582762you dont have to say a thing nono
>>495580224male
GGs Rain! 9/10I think I'll go back to turn by turn spectating. Not sure why I tried to go back to random mess
Bankara
>>495585198>no crack
>>495585198kill yourself
New>>495585395>>495585395>>495585395
>>495585198Let me smell your woomy
