>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Touch Bloodstain:>>495343919
>>495515270
Why would Ansbach join Mohg?
>>495515270pumping
aight now we're having fun
>>495516564pvp or pve?
>>495516815pveI heard the dual rapier power stance moveset is fun and now I'm trying it with Frozen Needle in offhand and this is the first time I've actually felt like dropping my shieldI'm not sure whether I should put Needle in main instead though because then I'd get the R2 shot but I want to be hitting with Antspur more because it's upgraded higher and rot+bleed is more important than cold
Millicent Blade of Tarnished
Explain to me why are albinaurics paraplegic but goated bow users?alsy, why can Latenna ride wolves in like 2 areas in the entire game
So would you guys be happy if they kept the cut dlc ending where you could side with miquella and he forced you to marry his sister while he ruled with radahn?
>>495519253No I wanted Mike death.
>>495517808>these horns>"Power is a Blood Fiend">Bloodfiend>Bloodfiend's Sacred Spear>looks like thishuh...
>>495515947insanityall people in lands between are insane(my headcanon is he admired his fashion sense)
>>495510107>>495510885'Flame, cleanse me' burns the user. Radahn probably burned most of his skin stopping rot build-up at this stage.
>>495515947Ansbach has a "might makes right" mindset, probably got recruited the same way Okina did.
>>495522793He's soft on Thiollier though
>>495522203Again. We see him before the clash with malenia. His skin is still that dark. The directors commentary implies that was their first clash during that battle.
>>495523132Only after he shows some spine and kicks his opium habit.
>>495523132Because of some kind of inner might. Has to do with the final fight but I still didn't finish the game and I'm partially spoiled about it.
>>495523236He doesn't speak poorly of him before that
>>495522793That might makes right mindset is the most common one in the lands betweenMarika has itRadahn has itMalenia has itThe volcano manor has itThe academy has itThe dragons have itMohg and his men have itHell the very nature and purpose of the tarnished is based on that
I present you a secret boss.
>>495523506Ansbach takes this reasoning further than most by accepting someone's else's might can be constraining to him. He sees no issues with you effectively dismantling his order since you did it through strength, whereas Radhan and Rykard refuse to accept Morgott' supremacy despite him beating both of them.Marika comes off more as a greater good type of character, while the dragons are just masochist( you abused my trust, drugged me and me an exile among my people? Now you have to take me as your servant in everything *wink* *wink*). A really weird culture
>>495524008he pige
>they balanced sote around bleed and cold dual chinksticksfuck you miyazaki
>>495524039Marika isn't a greater good kind of character. What little dialog we have of her is saying her kids could do whatever they want, even become a god, but if they fail they'll be nothing but sacrifices. The only demigod in the base game she doesn't point you toward is malenia despite her rot causing a big problemAnd her grace points you along rannis quest despite her age resulting in anarchy with no golden order religion to keep things unified and a massive power vaccum being left that no one can quite fill
He is supposed to be hard or annoying?
>>495525140I found him pretty frustrating on my runelevel 80 +15/+6, pure strength no magic character at least.
>>495525006Maybe not greater good but there is a "the Work" dimension to her character, she build an empire using everything she can, magic, deceit, seduction with Rennala, and ends up defying a litteral god for an obscure reason.As much as I dislike Ranni's ending it's clearly the one Mike wants to pass off as the "good" one, and against the really bad one (Frenzyed flame), she has a few countermeasures (Melina, it being sealed)
>have build ideas ready to go>have characters ready to go for said builds>can't push myself off the hurdle to start playing to get the flask upgrades and cheese bosses for quick levelsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>495525503I think zachary is just a carianfag like a few anons have mentioned here. They get a ton of special treatment other factions don't get and even got an ocdonutsteal tier character added to the dlc. Hell miyazaki himself said that rykard and starscourge were his two favorite bosses, praised ranni before, and expressed liking rennala.
>>495525140use raptors for the charge and he's easy
Just as Farum Azula is build out of beastmen bodies and Enir Ilim is build out of shaman and hornsent bodies, the Lands Between is build out of giant bodies, which is why their skeletons are found within it in many places with exposed rock.
>>495526189What they won't tell you is even the tarnished were built of bodies. Your player tarnished has seemingly no history because you're the gloam eyed queen placed within a new body, or, I should say, her male half. It's why melina is so drawn to you due to her connections with destined death and why you can tank destined death and utilize it so well compared to others. It's why deathblights affects on you are less bad and permanent than everyone else's.
>>495526070yes meli meli, I love you
So, Miyazaki only does touch ups on certain things or points his devs in a certain direction and lets them handle all the rest? That's pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_6isYAGuoc&t=1208s
Grafted Scions are cute?
>>495518971Bow is the only sensible option for someone who can't use footwork, chase or run away because their legs don't workunless you have a mount like Loretta or Gaius
>>495525140Neither, he's a deflect tear check
>>495526070>hairless pussySlop
>>495519253>cut dlc endingThat's bullshit. And I don't believe it.
Go the fuck away glow bot.
>>495529452Wrong. >RanniShe's a doll, there is no hair. She probably had a slightly hairy but well groomed pussy before killing herself, but the neat ginger pubes on her corpse are all burnt off now. Shame!>MelinaHer pubes are also burnt off. >Marika50/50 chances that she has a completely wild untamed smelly bush or a 100% clean shave at all times. It probably depends on the taste of the current Elden Lord.>MillicentShe is innocent, so she never shaved her fiery pubes. However, due to social pressure, she would shave for you, but will gladly let her bush regrow if you ask her.>RoderikaClean shaven due to social pressure, will NOT regrow her bush if you ask. Tasteless>MaleniaHer pussy rotted off, however when she was healthy she would have had a neatly trimmed, aerodynamic landing strip.>NepheliCompletely hairy. Never shaved. Will NOT shave if you ask her. Unbelievable musk. Physical and mental fortitude is required to handle this barbarian.>LatennaSparse, feeble platinum hair crowns her virginal but infertile pussy.>HyettaBadly "shaven" with a rusty razor, a couple scars, half the pubes are unshaven, she has no clue what she's doing (she's blind).>RyaIn human form: she doesn't know that she can shave her pubes. In serpent form: she has no pubes.>SellenUnbelievably dirty unkempt bush due to being kept in a damp prison, and being raped by Jerren so many times. Her whole laboratory stinks of festering pussy.>FiaClean shaven at all times to easily wash off all the corpse cum. Shaving started among prostitutes and sailors, after all.>Tanith Very minimal landing strip for aesthetical purpose.>RennalaGiant bush, smelly in an unpleasant way, she never washes due to her depression.>LedaClean shaven at all times.>FreyjaLikely unkempt bush, but more or less clean and not smelly. However, she sweats a lot, so she must wash often if she doesn't want to stink the whole room with her pussy.>Rellana80s style square bush because Messmer likes that.
>>495530074what the hell
>>495530169Nevermind that poster.Now do the men, but in spoiler text. >>495530074
>>495527949Probably my favorite enemy thematically. They're just the current Golden Lineage. I wish the rest of the game had enemies that supplant demigod lore more. Godefroy, Godrick, and so on. It's a long standing tradition and they had all started this way. The Grafting started when they were children who had god complexes (unavoidable as they should be gods like Godwyn was, but instead are Tarnished).
>>495530317I am not homosexual. I do not care about the pubes of men.
>>495530074>"It probably depends on the taste of the current Elden Lord."So, either herself or Godfrey or Godfrey Forma De Hoarah?She's no doubt lived for like thousands of years yet there's only ever mention of two lords. Godfrey and Radagon, the former her one and only beloved while the latter is literally herself.In that sense, I reckon in both instances she and Godfrey would enjoy no hair, doubly so since Godfrey's got a beard.
>>495530440Godfrey wants that pussy to STINK of hormones, and hair is necessary. Radagon would want her shaved, because he is a faggot. Then, there is the third Elden Lord, (You), who must decide the future pube style of the Queen - and keep in mind that all the noblewomen in the realm will imitate that style, so choose wisely.
>>495530363Same. I wonder how they are made, since Godrick doesn't appear to have the parts required.
>>495530317>Now do the men,Naked pubes of a porn star: Radagon, Mohg, Miquella.Trimmed neatly: Gideon, Messmer.The glorious untamed bush of the warrior: Morgott, Godfrey, Fire Giant.You really don't want to know: Godrick, Radahn, Maliketh, Godskins, Ymir.No pubes: Placi, Godwyn, Rykard, Astel, Elden Beast.
>>495530074ACTUALLY Ranni from what we know rarely left her tower even when she was alive. Her bodies actual size is slightly taller than malenia yet her throne is smaller and fits her doll body meaning she likely projected into a doll for meetings. This means she's a NEET. Even her quoting on your smell proves this as NEETs are so used to their own strange smells other smells are gross to them, which matches when other npcs have said the tarnished smells niceThis also means it's unlikely she bothered to shave her pussy. It's more likely that she had an untamed red jungle down there she's occasionally itch and sniff like a guy sniffing his balls while she read
>>495531547>she thinks Messmer shaves his nuts any more than he does his hairLol.
This was a nice boss but sometimes he hurts me even when I (probably) did a good roll under the tusks.
>>495531801This is why everyone around her was okay with her plan btw. They loved her but hated her body odor and her possessing a better smelling doll was the best case scenario for them.Imagine if she still had a flesh body and walking in or her tower after decades-centuries of her in there barely bathed if at all. The smell would instakill you.
I'm finally playing through the DLC after having abstained from starting it for months until I had opportunity to really engage/immerse myself in it, and I can't say that the wait was really worth it.The biggest pro is that it's quite beautiful (a few areas are almost absurdly stunning), but other than that I can't really say that it's been a source of enjoyment for me.I wanted to go in without looking up anything beforehand, but today I decided to look through all the quests since I found myself having looked myself out of many of them and then ended up looking up all the new items as well.I thought I still had a lot of weps/talismans/spells/skills to discover but nope, ive already gotten almost all of them. The only weps i find interesting are the dryleafs and perfume bottles, but other than that, it's pretty meager.The enemy encounters have been ok, but map/dungeon design has been overall not that stimulating. The only boss i found interesting thus far was the Lamentation goat-thing, simply because it was different.Ah, i can go on but you get the gist; i'm just disappointed.
>>495530782>Then, there is the third Elden Lord, (You),I don't think (I) nor (You) would really notice hair growing on a corpse. Nor would a corpse ever really grow hair. Especially when said corpse is stuck being a container for the elden ring
>>495533654If it released in the same year as Elden Ring (2022) then it would've been good. But 2.5 years is ehhhhhhhhh...
>>495533654I think the DLC was okay. It was aesthetically pleasing, as you said, though I really wasn't a fan of the odd blue/sepia filter that shrouded everything. There seemed to be lots of empty space in between locations.The base game gave me the impression that I was exploring the threads of a pantheon, while the DLC felt more barebones.
>>495528732>Bow is the only sensible option for someone who can't use footworkYet Radahn claps people without his feet and mastered gravity to not burden his horsie, sounds like albinaurics are just lazy
>>495534537>Yet Radahn claps people without his fe-ACK
>>495523132I'm hard for Thiollier though.
>>495536506That's funny because that sounds kind of sexual
>>495536335>I-IS THAT A BASEGAME MARGIT??!?!?!?>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME MIKE!!
whos the most fucked bossifight and why is it valiant gargoyles
>>495537084At least I always fight them when I overlevel.>whyPoison. This fucking poison.
>>495536335morGOD
>>495530074>>495530317>Miquella Completely hairless and smooth, nothing grows down there. >GodwynNeatly kept golden trim of a very orderly manner. But after he turned into a mermaid he would either be completely hairless or deathroot would sprout in his crotch>MessmerJust like his head, he could have the chance of growing a long and flowing bush of fiery red pubes, but he usually just burns his pubes off, leaving his long but thin and pale penis uncovered >Radahn (original)Either Used to keep it neatly trimmed in a short red square, with a considerably beefy cock, or in order to imitate Godfrey he might have taken a more wild bush approach>Radahn (Forma de Space-AIDS)Wild red bush guaranteed. Somewhat oily and putrid, foreskin may have rotted off (like his feet) >Radahn (Forma de BUCKBROKEN by Mike)Completely shaven tanned cock in a tight chastity cage to which Miqueller holds the key. >MorgottWild white bush, perhaps with horns growing inside the bush as well. Lean, dark-grey veiny unwashed cock of reasonably scaled size, possibly has some dick cheese from being a stinky Omen hobo (sometimes he'll throw one of his golden magic knives and imagine how funny it would be if his piss knife could come from his penis instead)>MohgClean-shaven, definetely has horns growing in place of his pubes, maybe the horns even grow up the shaft or from the glans in such a way that the horns permanently keep his foreskin back. Large, tar-black cock, large in comparison to his body, filled with bloodcurse AIDS-cum
>still no mod to disable input readingniggers
How does invader flask scaling work?I just thought someone who burned through more than half a dozen in stormveil.
>>495538896>nothing grows down thereSomething is going to grow once I drag him in the janitor's closet.
>>495539163>still no mod to disable input reading>niggersDo it yourself
>>495539163>too lazy to do his own mods himself
>>495539415>>495539613people exist to serve me
What did Rykard do? Fell in love with an escort, got vored by a snake and made snake babies?Probably the demi god with least interest because he doesn't at all connect with the other ones, he seemed to have been cordial with his brother and sister.He even worships a god that has no mention anywhere else in the game, compared to the blood god, frenzied flame or rot god.Sad because pre-snake Rykard Mohgs Godwyn and Radahn looks wise.
>>495540272>What did Rykard do?Use reddit spacing like a fucking loser.
>>495536335Godfrey's superior bloodline > Radagon's faggot mongrels.
>>495515270yesssssssssss
>>495540525Can't even get angry about this.
>>495537084nobody even summons me for this boss even at level 90.nobody apparently cares enough to try it. Maybe the game is dead
ded gaem
Dead game. Dead general. ds3 lasted far longer.
>>495537084caelid's bbh, its the only boss i had to cheese to win
>>495542221game is as dead as godwynso, not really
>>495541612My favorite Marika
yep very dead
>>495538896>>495530074>>495530317>GodfreyWhite pubes, which try to grow as wild as they can, but Godfrey keeps shaving it down to at least a trim, because Marika told him to shave his garantuan cock>Godfrey (Forma de WARRRRRRRRIAAAAAHHHH)Wild white bush with thick hair that covers a bit of his gargantuan cock. Possibly circumcised as a rite of barbarian passage in the badlands. >GodrickCompletely shaven as a necessity to continue with his grafting, so that no hair has a chance to be in-grown. Originally he had a fairly small penis, but due to grafting he was able to make it larger. He still has the glans of his original penis, but it proportionally looks too small for his large grafted shaft. >Fire GiantFlowing red hair, so long that it either completely covers his cock, or that he has to braid it to show his member>RadagonShaves in such a way that his trimmed red pubes form a Golden Order fundamentalist seal>GideonLong white pubes, but very neatly and orderly. The pubes are straight and flow downwards. Fairly small, wrinkled penis. >Gatekeeper GostocSparse, unkempt grey pubes. He used to have a long and thin penis, but then Godrick stole it from Gostoc for grafting. >Dung Eater Dense, short filthy bush with chestnut colored hair. Remnants of Dung and smegma can be found in the greasy bush. Absolute chode of a penis, very short cock, but also very girthy>Sorcerer ThopsSlightly below average size, black stubble from shaving remain there. Invented the first glintstone condom spell ever, and makes frequent use of it. >D, Hunter of deadTwo cocks beside each other. The one with a light-golden tan is a little large than the silver pale twin's slightly smaller cock. The golden one has a dark blonde short bush of slightly curly hair, while silver one has a more sparse set of metal-like glinting silver pubes
>>495540272Rykard also cheated on his prostitute wife with men. Peak degenerate
>>495530074now I'm wondering whether real blind women shave their pubes
How was your Messmer fight?
>>495515270https://voca.ro/1hPjU1VxZBr8
>>495544402you have such a way with words
>>495544792i really do...
>>495537084If your a strength build just lions claw spam + flame cleans me spell should be ez
i never noticed that the parries got buffed, how are they now compared to before
>>495543987>>495538896>>495530074>>495530317>Corhyn Light blonde trimmed hair. Possibly has a minature wagon wheel attached to his glans to keep his foreskin back as a sort of relgious asceticism>BernahlWild, beastlike pubes. Has a fairly large penis with a prominent glans, which he uses take what's his (the anal virginities of the people he invades)>YuraUnkept, sparse grey hair, with a sagging old nutsack, and possibly the thinnest cock by ratio. The agile thin penis bypasses shields.>VarreSmall penis with dark brown hair. Miniscule scrotum. Keeps it trimmed for hygiene purposes, may have cut his cock in the past for the Formless Mother>DiallosPlayfully curled brown pubes, slightly above average penis with very smooth skin, and a very sensitive red glans. >PatchesCompletely shaven, circumcised. Small penis, but it looks bigger in comparison to his proportionally even smaller balls. Slight upward curvature in his dick. >SeluvisNeatly shaven, as befitting of Carian tradition. Has a micropenis, which has been the subject of laughter by various female Raya Lucarian students. Due to this series of embarassments, he defaulted to just having sex with dolls.
>>495544402How big is your penis?
>>495545632weird
>>495545796i want her to ruin my life
>>495545853idk pay up then
>>495544402helomy belovedlets get to it
>>495545976Ehat the fuck ARE prattling pates?
>>495544402>>495544918>>495545796How much to get you to read a short elden ring themed sex story?
>>495546108idk what would you offer? I'd be up for it.>>495545976um
>>495545216Clocked, hon voice detected.
>>495544402Can you read this >>495530074 in an erotic way if I paypal you 5 bucks?
>>495546502i'd read it for like a ten dollar amazon gift card
>>495546045elden ring versions of archtree carvings
>>495545796Ok. How big is your penis, M'AM.
>>495546647Nah thats too much
>>495546812ok 5 dollar amazon gift card then, BEFORE but i'll like read a few lines so you're sure i wont scam you
>>495546221>idk what would you offer? I'd be up for it.Best I can do is a Pic related.I've made full payments so best make haste>Tale of a Elden ring attention whore(whore in a good way though)>"OH tarnished, I yearn for your huge throbbing cock. Please grace my face with your creamy seed" >The endThat meme is top dollar so I expect your best performance
I like to think that Morgott and Mogh had some slight truce where they'd sometimes take ti me to like meet up and share information, but also partially just to talk even though Morgott plays more aloof about it and Mohg purposefully tries to rile up Morgott. Morgott considers the attempts basically like "fiends to test pur faith" but secretly he enjoys the company and fun, like when they were still kids
>>495546932Alright how do I send it to you
>>495547117post discord i guess
>>495547117>Alright how do I send it to youYou better post your bounty in this thread m8
>>495547117Discord. Semenslurper#6385
Are you guys even aware that Elden Ring is more than just Marika coomposting?
>>495547230>#6385Retard
>>495547243There's also the invasion webms.
>>495547243huh? wat u mean?
>>495547312Believe it or not, that's also coomposting
>>495547290Hehe.
>>495524008Is this from the hidden game Nora spoke of??
>>495547243yes, it's also Malenia cuteposting.
Why did Radahn agree to Miquella's pact only to later fight Malenia to the death just to not be forced to honor his pact?
>>495547243Marika is so generic blonde bimbo. Melina is where it's at.
>>495547243[X] Doubt
>>495547541Her hair is brown and she's disabled and half blind
>>495547554that's a big ass
>>495547624what's wrong with that?
>>495547491>Why did Radahn agree to Miquella's pact only to later fight Malenia to the death just to not be forced to honor his pact?Maybe he realized he was being Brainwashed by Miquella
>>495547663She's a big lady
>>495547185I don't have it
>>495547796It's gross?
>>495547925Post address so it can be shipped, duh
>>495547624Disabled?Huh?
>>495547491The text directly says why. His fight with Malenia, including the fight between their armies, was part of the vow, because Radahn loved war.>My loyal blade... your deeds will be remembered in song. Now the vow will be honored.>If we honor OUR PART of the vow, promise me you'll be my consort.The only ambiguous part is the exact terms. I assumed, based on who his idol is, that it was something like "I'll join you but you have to beat me first, because a crown is warranted by strength. If you and your followers can't beat me and mine then you don't deserve the crown. If I die and my army gets crushed then I didn't deserve it and I won't be a sore loser."
>>495548030Her arms being burned and being half blind, plus her speech impediment
Absolutely maidenless
>>495547816For you.
>>495547928what is? being disabled?
>>495548226That makes no sense, the "For you" was a continuation of the line "It would be extremely painful", he's saying like ""It would be extremely painful.... for you." if you tried to remove his maskSaying for you there implies you're saying that that anon is checked up, not Marika>>495548257All of it
>>495548219at this point I'm going to need a separate marika folder
>>495548379I'm going to beat you up
>>495548723You will tryI can't pvp right now though
>>495548098Malenia Is literally rotting and she gets more porn.Something doesn't add up
>>495548967Her hair isn't brown
>>495548862in real life
>>495548094>>My loyal blade... your deeds will be remembered in song. Now the vow will be honored.This dialogue is a bit ambiguous. Is "my loyal blade" referring to Malenia or Radahn? And when it says "both your deeds will ever be praised in song" is he saying both Malenia and Radahn's deeds or both of Radahn's deeds?
>>495548424wtf I thought every eldenbros had their own marika folder?
>>495549042You will try
I'm no biologist but I don't think Placidusax's wings should or would be able to carry a dragon of his size and majesty
>>495549193Tell that to his faces
>>495548094In the pre dlc game it is stated that miquella, malenia and morgott had a pact to protect leyndell from RADAHN and later godrick. If Morgott at that point already defeated Radahn, why would Malenia chase him into Caelid to rematch him? He already lost, shouldnt he have honored the vow then?Besides didnt he have his own goal of wanting to call in a bunch of aliens to fight? Besides wasnt Miquella Plan A. Reviving Godwyn which he wanted to do when the war was already progressing because radahn stopped the stars?The game softly alludes to the Carian children as to having softly worked alongside one another and until radahn went mad all their goals could have happened simultaneously.
>>495549268Holy headcanon batmanLiterally everything you just said was wrong
>>495549268Vaati please...
>>495549268>In the pre dlc game it is stated that miquella, malenia and morgott had a pact to protect leyndell from RADAHN and later godrickwhere the fuck did you read this>Besides didnt he have his own goal of wanting to call in a bunch of aliens to fight?no?literally what the fuck are you talking about? is this bait?
>>495548967Men don't like brown hair
>>495549193You accusing Placidusax of using hax?
>>495549236Bayle the fag did that and got shadow realm'd, I'm cool on that one
>>495549492I like brown hair...
>>495549492>Men don't like brown hairI don't like blonde hair
>>495549630Some people are into disgusting things>>495549671Some people despise BeautyThat doesn't make that not still the framework, you can't dungeater say that it's a blessed curse or a cursed blessing
>>495549868you are actually crazy, aren't you
>>495549868Post wife and kids
>>495549414>>495549347>>495549347>>495549467“You are wrong” is not an argument.
>>495549962No?>>495550005What?>>495550274Yes it literally is
I like all hair colors
>>495549075>This dialogue is a bit ambiguous. Is "my loyal blade" referring to Malenia or Radahn? And when it says "both your deeds will ever be praised in song" is he saying both Malenia and Radahn's deeds or both of Radahn's deeds?1. It's not as ambiguous at all. Only one person is ever referred to as Miquella's blade. The champion of the festival is also (You), characters call you that when you're there.2. In Japanese he specifically is addressing 2 different people abd the vocabulary used lacks any ambiguity.
wheres the elden ring
>>495550554>2. In Japanese he specifically is addressing 2 different people abd the vocabulary used lacks any ambiguity.How does that help me as an english speaker playing a game which defaults it's voiced dialogue to english even for Japanese players?
>>495549268>If Morgott at that point already defeated Radahn, why would Malenia chase him into Caelid to rematch him? He already lost, shouldnt he have honored the vow then?He's not dead and still has the bulk of his army. He would lose in his offense but if he fortified himself in his own fief and no one ever dislodged him it would just be an eternal stalemate.>Besides wasnt Miquella Plan A. Reviving Godwyn which he wanted to do when the war was already progressing because radahn stopped the stars?This would make more sense but the DLC retcons everything Godwyn and star related so instead Radahn and Mike made this vow when they were children. Their Remembrance states as much.
>>495550393Some are worse than others and marks of a lesser person
>>495550705Because even in English he's obviously talking about two people who had each done a bunch of different deeds, and one of those people is the Blade of Miquella. Cross-referencing with the original script just makes it impossible to headcanon away.
I need to have sex with a woman right nowI can't handle it anymore
>>495547491We don't know. It's possible the vow was made as a joke "Huh? Oh, yeah kid I'll marry you when you're a God, heh."We don't even know fully what the vow is
>>495550871Listen dude I'm not saying you're wrong but the way it's phrased makes it sound like he's talking to one person and you yourself even admitted that this confusion is only present in the english.
>>495551068Here's your woman for the day bro
>>495551068me too but nobody likes me
>>495551339I mean you're ugly and annoying and frustrating to try to connect with or speak with
>>495551390it hurts because it's true
>>495542518>ER comes out>play it obsessively>love it for its gameplay and hate it for oh so many things>everyone lives with the hope that the "probably soon to come" DLC will fix/improve upon the bad/missing elements, which holds the players from abandoning the game>DLC finally comes out>nothing is improved, everything's the same except for a few new items, enemies and a map>players realize the game is not gonna get any better than this and have no reason to maintain any interest in itI don't even feel like finishing the DLC, got too bummed out when this realisation hit me today. Though it's painful i'm grateful, for this temporary pain is far greater than the pleasure of delusion.
>>495551271#pumping
>>495551964speaking from personal experience?
Kill HornsentImpale HornsentBurn Hornsent alive
>>495553018Spank Miquella.Spank Miquella.Spank Miquella.
>>495553018Messmer's mom has got it going on....
>>495553018she doesn't look like this
>>495545449Thank you hero! Do you think you can post this on other platforms and if not am I allowed to?
>>495550706Ad Hoc added the base game has not even a fart hinting at the supposed pact between Big R and Lil M.Miyazaki wanted to suprise us because Godwyn was to on the nose even when it breaks the narrative.The best example is the design of Miquella, Ranni has four arms because her doll is a modified carin doll which are made with four arms and isn’t supposed to represent how she looked IRL.Meanwhile they gave Miquella four arms because Ranni has four, even though he isn’t ever alluded to have four and isnt a doll.
A year ago I would have said making casuals threatening was good for the game so they have a way to fight back but nowadays I think giving them that power and so much shit that's easy to abuse so they eventually become cocky gankers that teabag and throw shit pots at you after spamming L2 in an enclosed area was what definitely killed the multiplayer
>>495554721I wish that I wasn't as emotional and cared lessI dont care about dying or losing, even if it's a gank, but I get like unreasonably worked up and mad like when they do things like that after
>>495555096>>495552536
>>495554721What fucking casual ganks? I've never used a rune arc in my life.
>>495555153doesn't look like your personality got better though
>>495515270GOON GOON GOON GOONIM PUMPING IN MY ROOMPUMPING TO MARIKAFOREVER ALONE IN MY ROOM
>>495550274It is when you provide baseless headcanon
Very horny thread today. I had the opportunity to bone today but declined. The thought of speaking to another person before and the morning after turned me off.
>>495548219>>495547816>>495547554>>495541612>>495553018MADE FOR BB-
>>495555315You're probably 20-30ish right? For the first 20ish years or life you're forced into social situations that means you aren't alone, but after that you're on your own for making them work. Unless you die early, you've probably got a good 60-80 years left to live. The same amount of time between when you were born and now, you'll be spending 3-4x that alone without anybody unless you follow my advice or find some other way
>>495547054and morgott sometimes tries clumsily to brag about his job, like "look at my new night cavalry, cool, eh?" and "i'll show you my new sword incantation, it's really funny", but it's always terribly lamethey have this cool younger bro - cringe older bro chemistry
>>495556106>MADE FOR BB-made for hornsent cock
>>495555315I already love you but I can make you loveable
Um marikabros? Your response¿
>>495556041were they hot, at least?
>>495515270My hotwife Marika...
>>495554967Yeah all of those faggots who think everybody should be like chasetheslop and just be le positive invader that bows are lying to themselves, nobody likes losing so much, specially to subhumans like that, what was so nice about invading was BTFO'ing the lowest of the low
>>495515947Pre-charmed Mohg was an honorable and just lord.
>>495557072Yeah. Ex. Don't know how much longer I'll resist, though.
>>495557410ganbatte, anonI wish I had the opportunity to turn down sex...
>>495530074>Sellenfanfiction
>>495557273Lord of Blood. He still wants to spread curseblood. The Formless Mother bestows blessings upon curseblood. We know some can tame it and harness power and others go mad. The albinaurics seem to be suffering during the transition. The crows are blistered.Don't get me wrong, I want an Age of Blood, but that's because I think it would look cool and think those rejected by the Erdtree deserve better. But it doesn't change the fact that it causes a lot of suffering to the majority of those infected.
>>495557251Well I'm not sure I agree with that way of seeing it. I think it is a good thing to try and be positive just because like if you're not enjoying it then what's the point? But I just think that it's hard to sometimes with stuff like that because it feels bad and makes you want to cry, but I wish that it DIDNT feel like that, I think it being positive instead would be good but just it isnt
>>495557993>Lord of Blood
>still havnt gotten the DLC>still havnt gotten spoiledI'm kind of a big deal
You think Marika let Messmer fuck her pussy before sending him to the crusade? A pure mom-son lovemaking session as a last goodbye?
>>495559165Yeah but she didn't let him cum.
>>495558281You're making it really hard for me not to talk about Radahn right now
>>495559165No
>>495559286Evil bitch
any mods that disable the shitty screech owl jumpscare in the dlc?
does anyone want to do a crossword with me
>>495559776I dont have a huge amount of time but sure, I can for a bit
>>495559903https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6091471-nept
Bloodfiends are neat
>>495559970How do I do this
>>495559970Better multiplayer than ER
when do faith builds come online?
Messmer petting his snake!
>>495559970I gotta go now, sorry
Man, imagine a fully intact Farum Azula sitting right there where Jagged Peak is above the clouds. On a side note, it's crazy when you realize that Enir Ilim and Jagged Peak would have actually been at a lower elevation than Altus and the Mountaintops. The Lands Between is ridiculously tall.
>>495551068Just get an escort
>>495559970Oh my god it's blood typo because AB positibe is spelled wrong
y'all are amateurs, it was fun though
ggs
>>495562730I have dailysex
>>495562127That's on top of the massive underground. Look at how long the elevator ride to Soifra and the drop down to Trina are. TLB is stacked.
I like the ost of this gameMalikethDeath KnightsBayleRomaniaMessmerGodfrey and his spectral version tooRadagonElden BeastBlack KnivesGodskinsThe frenzy merchants from underground Leyndell songMidra Twin Moon KnightDivine BeastThese are all good
>>495564174I dont
>>495555315>>495556504
>>495564546What?
>>495564693100 new weapons gaijin make it 40 dollars thank you
>>495564546What does this post mean?
>>495564693The poison perfume is best used with poison moth flight or poison flower bloom twice since it procs poison basically instantly. You can vastly out-DPS bleed against bosses with the right setup. Self-poison is still a bitch though
>>495565623They didn't tell you?
>>495564546Wdym by this
>>495566487What?
>>495539163Elden Ring modders somehow have the shittiest taste imaginable
thinking about doing some jolly coop with randos for the first time, where do you guys usually like to drop your sign? any protips?
>>495566905I usually just use the option that drops it everywhere so anybody can summon me forbanythint
>>495566905Go on Reddit BeyondTheFog and join another cooper or announce your intentions. Otherwise, people generally don't look for a random person to summon because that implies waiting around. However, the First Step stake of Marika is a good spot.
Do people seriously think Marika is the good guy?Miquella is prime underage twink Boi pussy and will actually fix the mess Marika created
>>495567173>>495567272thanks guys
does anybody want to do a seamless fc in a couple hours or so? i can host
>>495567385>>Do people seriously think Marika is the good guy?>>*degenerate gooner schizo rambling*
>>495515270Who's supposed to be Malenia's Lord?
>>495567650Miquella
>>495567650Messmer
>>495567650Maleigh
>>495567650us
>>495567385>Miquella is prime underage twink Boi pussy and will actually fix the mess Marika createdMiquella is a gay serial rapist and that's enough to side with anyone but himat this point I would side with Placidusaxor those faggot sniper lobstersor Godwyn's corpsefuck, even Leonard's corpse seems a better choice than Miquella the Backdoor Raider
>>495568162I still have feelings for you btw
>>495568225Honestly Godwyn used to be such a cute demigod
>>495568225I mean, Placidusax is a pretty great guy. Helps you kill dragons and obtain their power. Lives in his NEET storm not bothering anyine. Has a hot dragon lady secretary who wants to fuck you. Lets you make +25/+10 weapons with his scales and become lord. Just a nice bloke.
>>495567536shure
>do another playthrough>"maybe i should just wait until i'm out of limgrave before i turn on taunter's tongue so i'm not a free kill for twinks">"nah fuck it we ball">get killed by twink>get angry anyway even though i did it to myselfWhy am I retarded? Pretty much the only thing I do as some kind of anti twink measure is just give myself max amounts of every bolus and nothing else so I don't automatically lose against Scarlet Rot or Madness.
>>495568225Miquella mind controlling or raping radahn is twittertroon copeThey were in love radahn consentedIn the dlc every brainwashed characters talks their heads offRadahn doesn'tIt's to show he wasn't brainwashed. He wanted to be there with his love.
BOC TUAH
Does anyone here play with the Sekiro mod?cba with that roll and jump shheeeit
>>495568225I wish miquella could raid my backdoor. If you know what I mean.
>>495570812you forgot radahn is a retard and mute, which makes you question why miquella needed to brainwash him instead of just telling him that he would get candy for opening his anuswell you see, miquella is also retarded that's whythis is canon, and vaatividya approved lore
>>495570852BOC TUAH!
>>495567650(You)
>>495570852Dude this is so funny
Melina burned the tree once as GEQ and she does it again as a ghost
>>495571625why does she have the Giant's eye?
>>495571386100% true and canon. Radahn was a retarded meatheadMiquella was a retarded femboyMalenia was their tard wranglerRanni used to be radahns wrangler but asked Miquella to do it because she was too busy acting as her moms caregiver after radagon left.
>>495572093It actually really is
>>495572652>Malenia was their tard wranglerMalenia was charmed and has been pushing Miquella's agenda since day 1
>>495564546>>495566487Hello?
>>495551230It's because you're an ESL.
>>495573013Nah. She did it all willingly. She was a fujoshi and got off on gay incest. Gowry says blooms are caused by intense emotion and malenia not only bloomed after telling radahn to marry her brother but asexually reproduced as well. She came so hard at the thought of her brothers fucking she ruined an entire continent.Fujoshi also means rotten girlAn alternate jp named for malenias all female cleanrot knights are "noblerot" which is a slang term to refer to older fujos.
>>495573591This is true. Miyazaki confirmed this in an interview last month
>>495573591Hmmm貴腐ワインhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_rot
Is this supposed to be intimidating? Cause it only makes me hard.
>>495574103>>495575121Now you understand.
>>495575160She's gonna send 10 fatso godskins after you
>>495575785>She's gonna send 10 fatso godskins after youCouldn't I just become her human toilet instead?
>>495575160>>495575785I remember there was a girl she had like 2 older brothers and she fucking hated me. She had her brothers beat me bloody twice and once she spat on me while I was on the ground crying with two of my teeth chipped. I now have a fetish for women who want to kill me.
>https://ws-cdn-video.rule34.xxx//images/3321/696d6469d5238bd9d82b0ebaedded9ba.mp4?11262970BEGONE! WITH THE THUNDERCLAP!!
I'm not clicking that.
>>495576104Deserved
>>495576104we are truly just adult children
>>495576747I wanted it to happen again so badly. I paid a black guy to beat me up before but it wasn't the same without a girl there. I paid an escort to beat me up but it wasn't the same. I desperately need a guy to beat the shit out of me and a girl to look at me in disgust. It's my dream. I need it to happen again >>495577483I was in middle school going through puberty when it happened. It ruined me sexually
>>495570852I don't get it
>>495567385>Age of Compassion>Day One>Tell Miquella that everyone is just raping each other>"all things will flourish, whether graceful, or malign"
>>495578002Do you think it'd be the same if there wasn't a guy and it was just her beating you uo that it'd be the same for you? Or is thw fact that you'd probably be stronger since you're a man ruining it since it's not actually beating up, it's letting someone beat you up?
Every time I see new fanart of Messmer and Melina together, it saddens me that From just inexplicably and bafflingly didn't have Melina being of any influence in the DLC's story. She doesn't even have any kind of a presence. Why?
>>495578276The latter. Unless she has some sort of weapon it wouldn't be the same. It needs to be someone stronger
>>495578002I can beat you up anon, mermaidtard will come watch. /erg/ has you covered.I will beat up mermaidtard after though.
i seriously fucking hate the slow as balls 180 skid animation with 6000 frames of non-cancellable recovery you do if you change direction too fast mid sprint
Do i get this game or BG3? I wanna fuck my wife ranni but i also wanna fuck my wife Shart
>>495579076What?
>>495579740I prefer Elden Ring but if you're getting it for a character, get baldirs gate since like tjay had a lot more character interaction with her than this game has with Ranni
>Fromsoft buffed the Fallingstar Beast Jaw to be insanely OP nowNooo they're gonna tell me I didn't beat the game whenever I post screenshots now even though I cleared the DLC back in June when the weapon still sucked dick I SWEAR I BEAT THE GAME
>>495580051You retroactively lost the game, sorry anon
>>495576104That's funny, cause instead of having a fetish for it, I'm terrified that women who are being really friendly and showing interest in me are actually just planning on killing me
>>495578510because Miyazaki is a foolish dumbass whose lost in the sauce>well I wouldn't want to do too good a job of telling the story of the world, otherwise people wouldn't have any reasons to watch all the lore youtubers!he's allergic to just telling an actual story without forcing everyone to become an archaeologist >no no don't include Melina in the DLC>we've given the players enough alreadyfuck you Michael Zachary
>>495579180hold block
>>495578551That's interesting! It makes sense though, it's kind of like trying to do anything masochistic by yourself. Because ultimately, no matter what, there's always that thought in back of mind that's just "Oh yeah this ends instantly as soon as I want it to" instead of having someone else there to keep forcing it to happen, like choking/holding breath.
>R2 -> Storm stomp -> R2 with the Zwei is a 2000 damage true comboHow is this fair?
>>495567385I hate this sell out faux intellectual piece of shit probably more than any other loretuber right now
>>495580643you sure its a true combo and they weren't just mashing out of hitstun?
>>495580643It's not, and there are many things about this game that you will find is completely unfair. Your best bet is to simply not get hit and exercise roll discipline if somebody is trying to catch you with their ebin true combos.
>more than any other loretuber right nowA "loretuber" is a faux intellectual piece of shit by very definition.
>>495580391Would you consider hurting someone else instead?
>>495580643>sped up R2s gave the tryhard sweats new crutch tech>casual normies have more options for monkey mash>colossal mash will be instantly more annoying since hyper armor start-up wasn't adjusted for thisenjoy>>495581117>minor_inconvience.webm
>>495581785They really just sped up the colossal crouch attack instead of changing it to be the home run swing from DS3, like bro it fucking sucked because it's got no range and no damage not because it was too slow (although it was too slow). I'm not whiffing the colossal rolling R1s in the pve because the attack is too slow, I'm whiffing because my character has to be physically touching the boss for it to connect. The Great Club rolling R1 in DS3 was perfect, bring that bitch back and drop the speed lmao.
What does magic and holy damage feel like?
>>495580613NTA, a big draw to Soulsborne is having attractive characters that want to chop me to smithereens. I want to feel the weight of their boot.
I had 1000 hours in this game before I realised upgrading shields boosts their Guard Boost ability
>>495582509Is this true?
How do you get this many copies of stormhawk axe?
>>495582509where the fuck do i read the manga
>>495582532Yes, the Heater Shield for example gets to about 60 Guard Boost at +25.
>>495582994cheating it insomething anyone who isn't a NEET should be doing
>>495583006I google "read elden ring manga online" and click links until my computer gets aids or I find it
>>495581235Is this a picture of the noxposter
>>495581089Not him but I've noticed that Storm Stomp + Zwei R2 + Carian Slicer does true combo very often.Not always so there's some timing involved, but way more often than not.
>>495583024Wow!
>>495582532>>495582509Bro it's always been that way...
>>495583659I didn't know that!
>>495583659Do you mean in FromSoft history? Because I only played Bloodborne before Elden Ring in which shields are useless.
>>495582532Are you asking if upgrading shields levels up their Guard Boost? If so, the answer is yes.Or are you asking if that anon is being genuine when he says he didn't know for 1K hours that upgrading shields levels up their Guard Boost? If so, who knows? There is no limit to how retarded people can be.
>>495583919What's a Guard Boost?
>>495583919Yes, I didn't know that and as asking if that was true.
>>495583842Yes, in every game with Souls in the title it's worked like that. Up through DS2 you could upgrade armor as well. It was pretty cool. You could get Bullgoat-tier damage absorption out of sets with only half the weight by throwing your spare stones into them. They got rid of this system because they felt it made twinks too strong instead of just adding armor upgrade level to the weapon matchmaking they were already adding anyway. Sad day for everyone...
>>495581504No. There's enough incidental pain in life without me adding to it. Plus, it just continues the cycle of hurt and victimization.
I wish there were advanced stat-increasing talismans like Millicent's prosthesis. +5 stat and also a side buff like increased health or posture damage against enemies. Also for dual-stat builds. For example a STR DEX talisman that increases AoW/2handed damage, or a STR INT taisman that increases poise.
>>495582994"Active" hardswapping is cheating because people need cheated inventory grids for it to work. And the devs never intended for people to be able to operate menus within single digit frames because it's unreactable in PvP. There should be an inventory delay.
>>495581504I would
>>495584215>The red man killed me and my overleveled password phantoms by hardswapping to stormhawk axe when we rushed in and started mashing L1cry about it lol
>>495584447Nope. All I had to do was kick you off a conveniently-placed cliff when you tried picking up the Arteriea Leaf I placed near the edge.
>>495584128What if she was going to be killed in 24 hours regardless of what you do? And no one else would know, youre in a sealed room. Then it'd be similar to being able to shuffle a deck of cards and then burning the deck vs just burning the deck. It's identical to the world so you might as well, right?
What weapons for FTH ARC?
>>495584362Why haven't you?
>>495585113He doesn't want to. Just because you have a fetish for hurting women does not mean we all do. You freak.
>>495585254I hurt everybody around me just by existing
>>495567536it has been a couple hours
>>495585287First of all, I wasn't asking you, second of all, I don't.>>495585409You know what I mean!
>>495585183black steel, erdsteel, Smith script and bloodfiend weapons.
>>495585781if you mean physically, I don't have anybody to hurt and I would honestly be scared to hurt a girl, even if I had one
Since Morgott summons holy projections and his curved greatsword is imbued with bloodflame, a true Morgott build would be DEX INT FTH ARC.
>>495586001I'm confused, why did you say you would consider it then? Or did you mean that you would do it anyway?
>>495585183How much are you willing to invest in physical stats? Would you favor STR or DEX?
>>495585113No. I'm not going to be the one to do it.
>>495586105Why INT? He's just DEX FTH with an ARC tax.
>>495586110it's a fun fantasy, if I actually had a girl I cared about I would be gentle with her unless she wanted to be hurt
>>495586198Self defense?
>>495586105Margit is just faith though.I consider Margit the true version of that boss because he was harder than morgot
>>495586328>>495586378Holy isn't FTH, holy is INT/FTH. Morgott's holy projections are spells. SoTE attempted to retcon this, but Miquella's and Radagon's holy spells and the golden order holy-adjacent spells in the main game are INT/FTH.
>>495586994How did SOTE retcon this?
Violence is so fascinating. Obviously like there's the more societal level of violence being how things are enforced, a debate or a law doesn't mean anything until its forced to exist by action or enforcementBut like on a less surface level, because action is how things happen, then what is violence for the same of it that doesn't actually accomplish anything and is just to hurt people? Is it just action wasted? Or is it more like since it has no effect that you could take or leave it and so there's nothing wrong with hurting people as much as possible for as long as possible just because you want to? Obviously the main downside is that other people will do violence on you, but that's it. If you have someone locked in a room and they'll die at the end of the time, whether or not you're hurting them the entire time has no effect, why not?Seamless just added a boss rush mode and a horde mode
>>495587183By making holy spellcasting FTH exclusive.
>>495560016They are everywhere , on two occassions beat messis's forces , use cool weapons and look ugly AF , truly the perfect race .
>>495587257you know if you wanted to get abused, it's not all that difficult
I still think that Melina is the GEQ
>>495587709Melina can't be someone who died before she was born.
>>495587669I'm just talking about it
>>495587709She is 'now'Not always been
>>495586994golden order is hybrid.All the faith spells in the dlc are not golden order, they're either miquellas holy spells of doing whatever he wants, or they're omen hornsent spells.Margit is an omen so he's kind of a hornsent
>>495587571I don't think those aliens make sense.it's always been a theme in these games that everyone was supposed to be human.now we get aliens and things that were never human
>>495587669How?
The lore that the DLC actually fucked with was death. Why are there all these TWLID like putrescent bullshit running around from the time before the Erdtree? In the time before the Erdtree, DD hadn't yet been sealed, so it should have been working properly, so TWLID should be impossible. Lorefags, explain this.
>>495588529Aren't those the kids from some surviving hornsent . If I remember correctly the outer god talisman shows bloodfiends worshipping a tutelary deity with some sinister looking smoke coming from behind it . Also it's kind of funny how the hornsent got decimated and some dumb fucking mole-men figured out how to survive and even thrive because they are as I've said the only place they aren't in is the finger ruins ( because why would they be there ) , the abyss ( I don't even have to explain , though it would be cool to fight some of them afflicted by madness ) and then also the hidden grave , the blue area and jagged peak .
>>495588340Morgott is a golden order guy. >hornsentThe regal bairn (from Morgott's remembrance) is an INT/FTH item, produces the same kind of "dirty holy" effect as the omen breath or Morgott's own sword when it's not bloodflaming. SoTE making holy pure FTH is a copout. Elden Stars is pure FTH because it predates the dynastic schools of incantations. Holy weapons being FTH only is because From didn't know what the fuck they were doing and couldn't settle on anything which is why the sorcery side of INT/FTH is a retarded mess too.
I wish there was an endless horde mode or endless defence missions mode. Also chalice dungeons. They don't care anymore though. What are they even making now?
>>495588842Not a lorefag but I want to know why there are so many different layers of death and the afterlife. For what purpose?
>>495586358Well, yeah. Same for if a woman asked me to because she was into that. I wouldn't hurt anyone out of malice, though. Hell, at this point I'm afraid to even try something pleasurable with a woman if we're alone together because she may accuse me of something anyway (even if she doesn't try to kill me, either.) They've planned to before - even drugged me so that when the cops took me in and drug tested me, what do you know? Drugs in my system that I'd be claiming to have never taken before in my life.>>495587257We're all in a locked room hurtling through space, and we're all going to die. That doesn't mean we have to make one another's experiences more painful than they already will be as part of being alive.
>>495590441We're here because we like to fight. That's why I load up as a wretch with a club and go out there to cheese my way to a build.
>>495590441You should find someone to take it out on
>>495589790Because, at least in theory, all the outer gods are competing for people's souls and whichever outer god is in control of the Elden Ring at the time decides what the afterlife looks like so it's been different in different eras. However, none of these different afterlives are relevant enough in the story to get lots of direct lore, and there's not enough background fluff lore to definitively answer the many questions surrounding them, so it's a subject that's doomed to forever be relegated to schizo lorefags arguing over almost totally unsupported headcanons.
>>495591142In theory as in headcanon
>>495591142it says on this talisman that the outer god is that one personification of BLEED.
>>495591019True. We didn't get to where we are as a species by being nice. And I'd be lying if I said there wasn't excitement in confronting death. Fighting for survival isn't the same as needlessly and maliciously causing harm, though.
>>495591404what's this talisman for anyway?Who needs 5+ arc at level150?
>>495592427its for twinks
>>495591083What would that accomplish besides continuing the cycle of violence?
>>495592060You could give somebody else the chance to confront it though, and getting them so, so close just to pull back from the edge and do it all over again though.>>495592908Violence is just action
>>495586994Golden Order holy is INT FTH. Erdtree/Crucible/Two Fingers holy is pure FTH>>495587257>horde modeFor real?
>>495592485but the game died so what's the point?my twink gets no action at stormvilleI guess it's good if you need that on your twink to beat radahn
>>495593095Mhmm
>>495593171I can cheat everything in without going offline on seamless right?
>>495593171That's cool. How does the horde mode work?
What's the lore behind the petrified Bloodborne messengers in the dragonkin boss arena?
>>495593345I dont understand the question, but if you're asking if you have to bother to close seamless, turning something off, then launching it to cheat in items, then closing and launching seamless normally, then no, you can just like add it directly without bothering to close or anything like that>>495593450Idk I'm not home
>>495593171>>495587257Christseamless is just the best way to play ER, straight upeven if I were playing singleplayer I'd still want to play seamless
>>495570852>normie "humour"
>Rennala summons the dragon>Rennala summons the dragon again>Rennala summons the dragon again>Rennala summons the dragon again>Rennala summons the dragon againMAKE IT STOP, I HATE THIS BOSS
>>495593929Shut up retard, hawk tuah is funny
>>495594060for a sec i thought I was in the cod general
>>495593658Puke Yui should straight up move to Japan and be paid 150k a year (yeah I know that's a fortune for japanese but he deserves it) to implement seamless for the unmodded game
>>495593929The dlc literally has a reference to Hawk Tuah
>>495593042Like I said, if they're into that and ask me to then sure, whatever gets them off.Not all action is violent and not all violence is needless, malicious action.
>>495593171>>495594297Man what the fuck is Fromsoft doingPlayers have been asking for a boss rush and horde mode for 2 years and From doesn't even add boss rematch. Meanwhile a single autistic nerd mods them into the game for free.
>>495594297Miyazaki has already gone on record saying something like>ooooh yessu velly naisu dis izu hao I wantu dooaoo murteeprayer in za footoosomething like thatbasically Michael Zachary says he wants MP in his future games to be seamless styled
>>495593171Nice.
Does the Seamless boss rush mode let you fight bosses individually like in Sekiro or do you have to fight them all in one giant chain?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE STUPID RICH CHINKS.SOME RANDOM WESTERN NERD FIXED THEIR GOTY GAME FOR FREE.
>>495593042Also, you should read a book called 2666. It's about a town in Mexico where women keep getting murdered (based on the Ciudad Juarez and the women that have been murdered there.)
it's a pure INT consumables-focused buildthat's the joke
>>495596413it's definitely a joke
>>495596413The damage of those magic pots is no joke.
>>495597276
>>495597276that's mean
>>495597276I can break your neck :)
why did you delete your posts
>>495598446I get worried or regret some posts sometimes or think they shouldn't be read anymore by new people and only who read them initially
>>495598658you care too much about this general
>>495598919Then why do you care what I delete
>>495596413That's funnyHow do you usually organize your consumables for use on consumable builds? The pouch?
>>495598658are you a girl?
>>495599153I wasn't aware the concept of deleting things was sex specific
>>495599103flasks always go in the pouch as does torrent's whistleitems are organized based on how immediatly useful they are in the heat of combatpanic items come first>cuckoo>gravity fan>glinting nail
>>495599632Wow, I never thought of putting the flags in the pouch, I always put it in the hotbar thing!
>>495599153she is
So the games aren't canon, right?
>>495599431Nobody knows who you are so you can relax a bit, anon
>>495593965How are you taking this long to kill her, she's made out of tissue paper
>>495600954I am relaxed
>>495602019Why, did you flick the bean just now?
>>495602302Kill yourselfWhat's the most underrated talisman in your opinion?
>>495602554How very rudeIt's hard to answer that question, because everything I can think of is either worthless garbage or appropriately rated. Maybe the increase max stamina talismans?
>>495603037GoodWhat's the most overrated then? I realized I didn't have an answer for the underrated one either. I think Shard of Alexander is overrated. It'd good but I'm not using the L2 most of the time, I'd rather have something like that is more overall useful. I still use it sometimes though
>>495603293You are so cuteI think the Axe talisman is kinda crap, a little bit more damage on R2s isn't going to make or break anything
>>495554213Bro, I'm surprised anyone actually likes what I typed up. Spread it as far as you want, it won't bother me one bit.
>>495603293Shard or bloodhound fang
>>495543987>D, Hunter of deadKek.
Why does Melina have brown hair? Isn't she a Radagon/Marika kid?
>>495605090Because the demigods were born cursed. That was hers
>>495605090BROOOOWWWN?
>>495605090It's pink. Same as the girl in your pic
what's better damage in the early game against invaders, flame art with flaming strike or sacred with sacred blade? flaming strike is undoubtedly the more useful ash of war pvp wise but i feel like it's raining constantly sometimes and that just means fire is gonna do less damage, that and a significant portion of liurnia being in water
>>495607084what arts are your phantoms using?
>>495607280i don't have phantoms
I like girls
>>495607409Does Miquella count as a girl? Please say yes
>>495607409same anon
>>495607629>>495607672no, sorry gayfags
>>495607672miquella's armpits...
>>495607754don't sniff boys
>>495608753Miquella smells like flowers and vanilla
>>495608753no sniffing, only exploration
How tall was Miquella prior to ascension?
>>495609503About waist high relative to Mohg
>>495609574Fuck that’s huge
>>495609937that's what radahn said
I'm going to gay edate someone from this general before it dies for good. You all should help
>>495609503Same as the playerWhich is massive, since he was a child
>>495611730I would hook you up with someone but I don't know anybody in this general except spiderfag, and he thinks he's not gay
>>495611843Who?
>>495611730is gayedation like sedation but gay instead of straight?
>>495605090hahaha its l*l*
>hoslow whip>holy water pots>smithscript axe>throwing knives/kukrisShame theres no cross/stopwatch to complete the Classicvania cosplay
Not gonna lie, I would fuck Miquella, hard. No questions asked
Is 74 too low to be doing Mohg? What's his "intended" level?
>>495614748He's a top and prone to brainwash He'll have you on his back thrusting inside of you seconds after you approach him
>>495614847>he'll have you on his backwhat? am I riding on his back like he's a horse or something? does he gallop?
>>495614768He's an endgame optional boss, you do the math.
How come Ranni wouldn't even let you summon her for any of the final fights once you finished her questline? She was clearly powerful, considering she had the ability to instantly kill the Tarnished.Even Shabriri let you summon him to help achieve the lord of chaos ending.
>>495614768Intended is 125-150 but he's one of the most fair bosses in the game, so he's pretty easy to do at lower levels.
>>495616579blame Miyazaki >he loves sucking off Berserk >shows the visual of Miquella riding Radahn's shoulders like when Schierke rides Guts shoulders in Berserk >and yet we don't get our cute witch Empyrean riding our shoulders it's gay
>>495616326>>495617191Fuck man, at this rate I'm gonna burn out before I even reach the DLC
>>495617858honestly m4x2 your're are not meant to not beat it all right away because the lands between has more secrets than fucking laura palmer and you have to want to do the dlc too who is big as ass? You gotta be cuckoo crazy t be honest m(1+1)x(2+2).
>>495618031That's the thing though, I beat the game multiple times at launch and haven't played it since, so while I'm still having fun the vast majority of this is stuff I've done before. I've just never tried fighting Mohg anywhere near this early in the game because I've never had a reason to and he was never a boss I had a great handle on in the first place.
>>495617858Just go fight him.
O horn-deck'd beast from higher sphere deliver'd...Seriously though, what the fuck is this thing?
>>495515947Mohg seems more fair in terms of Meritocracy. Even if it's Meritocracy by murder. Real question is what happened to the other pure blood knights besides you and him. He also seems to imply if there was no enchantment Mohg would be fine with you uh...joining? You did slay a few people to get there.
>>495618870are you retarded or just pretending to be retarded? it's a beetle larva.
>>495618870>Seriously though, what the fuck is this thing?It's definitely not video games
>>495550393I must cure her so I may plap
>>495551068Go to /gif and lurk monger threads retard >>495547491Because it's a shit last minute rewrite lol
>>495554050Cope
>>495618738I'm trying but I haven't managed to successfully get him below this in P2
>>495556504WW3 right around the corner so don't worry
>>495618870ISOPOD?!?!
Can anybody on PC drop me a Horned Greatsword? Too lazy to download Cheat Engine and I need help defeating Dragonlord Ballsax.
>>495557993He's just trying to spread the love bro
>>495559286Yes she did its why Miquella/Malenia are cursed
>>495568162I kinda figured since she's asleep in the flower and wants to fellate us after we defeat her
>>495570852This world needs a couple hundred furnace golems
>>495575160>just slaughtered every demigod and raped their corpsesOnly thing Destined is breaking the Gloam-Assed Queen
>>495575160How does she survive le Frenzy Flame?
>>495623024She left you breh
>>495547491He didn't.
>>495623346But doesn't it spread everywhere....?
>>495626374Well, no. If it did, she'd be dead.
Astel and the Malformed Stars freak me the fuck out.
>>495578510One day AI will write a better story. Just has to slop slightly better than GRRM
>>495578510awww
>>495627905There is a surprising amount of good art of these two together.
why bravo mister mitsubishi it seems your commitment to satanism is going quite well
I love hot women and would forgive them everything, is all
Help I just keep listening to 3:44 to 4:14 in Midra's OST I can't stop
find the albinauric woman, retard.
What attacks are jumpable on Midra? Just the ground flames in phase 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzqiDgNhom8if this OST dropped without context1. would people be able to tell it isn't real, especially from 3:30?2a. why?2b. why not?
>>495550393Impregnating her with intense love
>>495619858I mean it's obviously some kind of larva, but I've lived here my whole life and never seen one like that
>>495550393I must cure her so I may cuddle.
>>495618870
>>495592060>We didn't get to where we are as a species by being niceRetard. Yes we did. Its literally why we have communities.
>>495593171Watching Seamless get better and better while FromSoft does nothing to improve or even maintain the longevity of Elden Ring is just depressing. As much as I like Elden Ring, I can't see it as anything except the juncture where FromSoft's future is decided. Fallout 4 was that game for Bethesda, and a decade later what we have to show for all the cries of>Bethesda needs to change>it isn't acceptable for a AAA game to release in this state>Fallout 4 is Bethesda's last chance to release a broken, dumbed-down gameis Fallout 76 and Starfield. The multiplayer system of Elden Ring especially is a complete and utter failure on every level and represents this unwillingness to change. Connecting to other players is slow, awkward, and frustrating - for co-op, invasions, and arena multiplayer. The game is missing basic features like covenants and dedicated multiplayer areas (features even Bloodborne had), and yet the entire multiplayer system is predicated on existing multiplayer activity with no way to actually create consistent multiplayer activity. It's no longer enough to say that I can't imagine playing without Seamless, because I actually can't play multiplayer without it. Official multiplayer activity has completely disappeared due to the dysfunctional multiplayer system.Seamless co-op starting to include non-multiplayer features that players want has reinforced the idea that FromSoft either needs to adapt to the demands of the market or become outmoded by fans who know how to give other fans what they want better than the developer themselves - like Bethesda. It really shouldn't be like this, but here we are.
>>495635205Yeah seamless is so epic invaders just camp in the boss room
>>495635205>game mostly meant to be played solo has terrible multiplayerNO WAAAAAAY???Next you'll tell me that you can't play WoW offline and that it sucks?????????
>>495635812>>495636065this
What the fuck is Seamless I keep hearing it mentioned
>>495636203PC mod that improves online features
>>495636203it's cringe don't worry about it LOL
>>495636203A mod for Elden ring that allows you to cooperate during the entire game with only your friends. Any progress done on your friend's session is also done in yours.It essentially turns Elden Ring into Baldur Gate 3.
>>495636342So like if the other guy starts the Festival in his session it'll be started on mine, but if I kill Radahn then Radahn will be dead on his? Neat if trueDoes it do anything to facilitate play with randoms or is it compatible with the base online stuff?
>>495636480>but if I kill Radahn then Radahn will be dead on hisYes, but only if you kill him while he's on your session or you're on his.To gvie you an idea, I cheated my friend and went to retrieve the Golden Epitath in advance, before we explored the catacomb together.My friend went to get it too, but for me, it wasn't here, since I already got it.
>no third class of spells like pyromancy No wonder ER felt like shit
Join the true rulers of the shadow realm!
Do you need to finish Hyetta's quest to get hugged by the three fingers? I somehow missed a grape and I can't find it anywhere even after going back to Edgar's various locations.
>>495541509STR wins againINT just can't compete...
>>495614768Endagame boss. I finished all bosses with the same zweihander and he probably was THE hardest. I killed him only by playing very agressive and staying under him. Also I used shackles and the tear against the nihil.
Currently enjoying Midra far more than I enjoyed any Radahn fight. Why wasn't this guy the end boss instead?
>>49561476880
>>495567385>thought the warmonger Radahn was kind>needed Radahn to die but let him rot without dying until his own men did the Festival to finally pull an old yeller on him>abandoned the Haligtree full of loyal warriors without a word or even a "trust me" or "hey when I give the signal do this">had Mohg under control yet sent no messages to Malenia, Needle Knights, Dryleaf or anybody else Miquella had to come to Mohgwyn and kill Mohg>relies entirely the player to kill both Radahn and Mohg, plan fucked from the start if the player ignores themAnd that's without the sociopathy of his actions before he abandoned his heart. Miquella is the dumbest character I've ever seen in Elden Ring. His power isn't compelling you, it's making you stupid enough to trust him.
You know one funny thing? Nobody else I recall prepared special defenses to prevent another Night of the Black Knives but Morgott. The one outcast watched out for everyone else. Ranni sent them out so she has some control, Rykard's a giant snake impossible to creep on, Godrick's an incompetent pussy hiding away, Rennala's just cuckoo, and the rest are just confident in their fighting ability and forces I suppose. But where this curious to me is how Miquella has no defense against it, not even for his men. This means if anyone smuggled one of those Black Knives or anything Destined Death to the Radahn Festival, his entire plan goes up in smokes because Radahn's body and soul can be broken worse than he can salvage. Or because he needs Mohg's body, what if someone sees Mohg as too evil to live and does the same? There's about a thousand ways Miquella's DLC plan could go wrong in ways he'd never recover from nor has any ways to prevent.
>>495567385Miquella is so stupid he is evil.
>>495634891Oh yeah, all those communities where the people live along side dangerous, predatory animals, right? Go out to the Serengeti and see what kind of community you can start with a group of lionesses. Just be polite and respectful when you approach them.
>>495642143Everyone relies on the player. Without malenia there, who's already shown she's a ticking time bomb and can fuck up a content by mistake(the aeonia was confirmed unintentional long before the dlc btw) he had no one else he could send. He was stuck in stasis, just like how ranni is, just like how marika is, just like how the frenzy flame is, just like how goldmask is, just like how gowry is, just like how sellen is, just like how literally everyone is without us. We're the actual person that does everything everyone eventually hits a brick wall without us.
>>495642801Ranni wouldn't have sent the knives after rykard. Read the blasphemous claw description. He's the only one she trusted with fucking up maliketh and taking the rune in case her plans failed.
>>495644075This meme doesn't work because there were two older versions of this shortly after the dlc that promoted retarded theories disproven by the base game before settling on the most logical pre dlc theory. The entire meme is just as full of retcons and cope as the dlc lore is and thus is as faulty and niggery.
>>495640728Fuck me, disregard the latter half, I completely forgot about the final special grape from Vyke. Still curious though, do you need to do her quest?
>>495642143>Ranni>sent Blaidd, her right hand man, and one of Severus' puppets to the Radahn Festival even if the player never existed>once the way is open she sends Blaidd, a strong fighter and loyal servant, to find the Fingerslayer Blade who would've tirelessly searched for it even if the player never found it>only abandons everyone for part of the mission she believes she can only do alone>consistently sends her best and most capable men, the player merely managing to do everything for her first>Miquella>has Needle Knights, Dryleaf fighters, Malenia, and many Haligtree warriors but none show up to Radahn Festival>no known plans to kill Mohg without the player's help even though Malenia could easily do it>everything in the DLC would never have happened if the player had either no interest in the Radahn Festival or no interest in fighting MohgIf Ranni had Malenia serving her, half her questline would've already been complete before the game started.
>>495647067Again. Malenia proved herself to be unstable. It was confirmed the aeonia wasn't intentional on her part. She cant be trusted fighting if she ruins the very land miquella wanted to rule or ranni wanted to allow to govern itself.
>>495644206Without the PC, Ranni would still have Blaidd and she sent a puppet to the festival too. Blaidd's final encounter shows he's strong and he'd search until he finds the fingerslayer blade. Without the PC, Bernahl would still serve Rykard and he and Alexander made it to Farum Azula. Many would still have quests at least half done without PC. Frenzied flame chooses people like Vyke and Midra without PC. Goldmask travels to most places on his own with Cornyx as his scribe eventually amounting to nothing. Everyone who's stopped is stopped by reasons they can't overcome alone.Miquella had more forces than anybody else and he did nothing. Who cares if an underground blood cultist hideout gets nuked? It's not like the lake of rot isn't nearby. Might be doing the world a favor nuking them. Miquella had everyone to send. He had Needle Knight Leda and Dryleaf Dane at minimum. Why are they on standby the whole time? None of them joined the Radahn Festival even though Miquella needs Radahn to die. He could've also sent Needle Knights or Dryleaf Sect to kill Radahn after Malenia bloomed. He could've had anyone send word to the Haligtree and even if Malenia can't come, he could have armies slay both Radahn and Mohg to continue his plans. >>495642143is right that Miquella had all these forces and never used them. He had all he needed to win from the start.
>>495523219Its gravity magic gradually turning his skin to stone like the onyx lords (who trained him)
>>495647316>Malenia proved herself to be unstableFuck right off with that. She can kill her way through Mohgwyn Mausoleum without blooming.
>Miquella has been actively recruiting and leading new followers while in Mohg's place, but doesn't send any of them to help put down Mohg or Radahn.>He never calls on his mighty army or Malenia still in the Haligtree and has possibly left them all to rot and blow themselves up without saying anything to them for no apparent reason. He was actually at Aeonia somehow but apparently curing a random Redmane soldier was more important than helping Finlay bring Malenia home.>Somehow he abandons his flesh and blood in the shadowrealm while his body is still in the cocoon; this plot hole isn't addressed even once.>His followers are able to fast deliver Mohg's corpse to Miquella even though they're haphazardly following his trail and you're ahead of all of them on it in unsealing Enir-ilim.>"Mohgwyn? Oh, no, no, I said Mohgdahn!">"Prime Radahn" doesn't even talk, has no greatbow, and might just be a mindless puppet since absolutely nothing about his perspective is actually given>Malenia was a fujo and her and Radahn's forces waging a massive war that ended in 1/6th of the continent permanently ruined and Radahn being reduced to a rot infested wandering monster for ages was possibly all according to keikaku and fulfillment of an old vow (despite the fact that none of Radahn's closest men knew anything about a vow or greater plan)>Despite all the callous and sinister actions Miquella committed for this retarded scheme before entering the shadowrealm he didn't actually abandon his love and other emotions until afterwards>Teaser with Torrent goes nowhere and the DLC doesn't acknowledge even once that you have Miquella's horse AND spirit summoning bell he told Ranni to give to whoever Torrent picks>Killing one first has no effect on either Malenia or Miquella's encountersAmazing story, truly worth cutting all that Miquella content and ending route once meant for the base game for this instead.
> ver 1.00 alluded to the Scadutree with a mention of a "death tree" which deathroot was described as being a sapling of, in contrast with the Erdtree which was associated with the Rune of Life. Enia also describes the Rune of Death as the "shadow plucked from the Golden Order upon its creation" even in the final game, which aligns with the DLC story trailer's line about Marika's betraya of the hornsent and apotheosis being the "birth of gold and shadow."Is this true?
>Putrescent Knight's filename references Gloam Eye Queen thus Destined Death>Jagged Peak AKA Domain of Dragons>Miquella with eclipse eyesYou know if someone told me these were in the DLC, I'd expect Godwyn.
>>495647781>Putrescent Knight's filename references Gloam Eye Queen thus Destined DeathYou moron don't seem to realize that filenames and code mean NOTHING. If it's not in the game, then it wasn't intended to be in the game.You fags always do that.
>middle of fighting consort Radahn>Radahn dying>Mohg's soul returns>nothing protecting Miquella from Formless Mother who chooses Miquella like Scarlet Rot chose Malenia>Mohg reclaims his stronger than ever body>THE MOHGWYN DYNASTY RISES!>I KNEW MIQUELLA LOVED ME, JUST NOT THIS MUCH!>Miquella completely confused and unable to do anything as Mohg incorrectly assumes he did everything for Mohg to become a godNeo-Mohgwyn Dynasty gets created when Miquella foolishly makes Mohg's body stronger, Formless Mother giving Miquella the same fate as Malenia. It all could've been avoided if Miquella brought unalloyed gold but he was stupid enough to come unprepared in a place where grace can't protect him.
>>495647365Here's a fault with thatBased on blaidds interactions and miquella's words as well as miyazaki's he wasn't strong enough to beat radahn. He would've figured things out and failed there. Frenzy flame chose people yet none but us were capable enough to actually properly become the lord of frenzy flame. Vyke is called a failed lord and midra is as well by item descriptions Goldmask wouldn't have had his revelation about marika and radagons true nature without us. None of them would've accomplished their goals without usI do agree miquella is more of a failure than both. However barely any npc would be able to progress without us. This isn't a game where we're just some random schmuck, we were chosen or are a descendant of one of godfreys noble soldiers he kept around him and marika trusted enough to banish to return to wage war and succeed at it in the lands between. We're of little renown yet we still stand miles above the average lands betweener. Torrent himself saw this which is why we were chosen and not the others. Here's an actual fault with miquella's plans. We know from freyja he was there. At aeonia. He kissed freyja and cured her of the rot, meaning, we also know based on the item descriptions of the cleanrot knight gear that they have ways that help them deal with the rot, the cleanrots while being malenias personal warriors also clearly serve miquella and putting 2 and 2 together its for certain that those anti-rot measures came from him. He could've done something similar immediately after the aeonia, as we know the cleanrots can survive it, thanks to miquella's wards due to finlay carrying a radioactive malenia across the lands between and only dying later. He could've easily sent more soldiers in to kill radahn, according to the directors description of the scene radahn was temporarily paralyzed after she stabbed him, all he needed to do was send more of his men to kill radahn and that would be it. No festival needed
>>495642801>This means if anyone smuggled one of those Black Knives or anything Destined Death to the Radahn Festival, his entire plan goes up in smokes because Radahn's body and soul can be broken worse than he can salvage.OH GEE WIZ, IT'S LIKE I USED A BLACK KNIFE AGAINST ROTAHN AND THEN MALIKETH'S BLACK BLADE ON MOHG, YET MITSUBISHI, LIKE THE HACK HE IS, DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR IT, THE LORE OR THE FACT THAT HE WAS MAKING A FUCKING R P G
>>495647316Malenia is combat-capable and cognizant by the time we find her, she awakens at a literal moment's notice, and still has her entire army. She alone, in the state we find her, is more than strong enough to solo everything in Mohgwyn Palace even if he didn't have that army, which she does. She could kill 50 Albinaurics per second while doing her Waterfowl Dance. There's a video on this, someone dumped her at the beginning of the area and she was able to solo everything up to and including Mohg himself without even going to phase 2. Yet none of them are doing anything. None of them know where Miquella is. None of them know that they should be going to kill Mohg. They're explicitly guideless and all just waiting for him to come back, to the point that some blow themselves up to provide light for his return - i.e., they assume he's currently trying to come back but just can't find the way.The only Miquella follower who witnessed the kidnapping says pic related about it, and he seems to have died before he could tell anyone else. There's not even the slightest implication that any of his followers know about the kidnapping and the only example we have is one of them regarding it as an offensive violation.
>>495647948> we were chosen or are a descendant of one of godfreys noble soldiers he kept around himIs this unused content or just assuming Morgott's right about warrior blood?
>>495647781>Miquella calling Godwyn "lord brother" means nothing>All of the things Miquella admired in Radahn applying much more to Godwyn, who'd be a thousand times more suitable as lord of an age of compassion than the Godfrey fanboy, mean nothing>The eclipse-like eyes mean nothing>The cadavar surrogates mean nothing>The name "Mohgwyn Dynasty" just means "son of" somehow>The Scadutree isn't a giant deathroot vine, it's the "Shadow of the Erdtree" (ignore its conspicuous plot irrelevance and the association of "shadow" with the Rune of Death)>Miquella was actually an incredibly callous person abandoning everyone he previously cared about, mind raping Mohg, and trying to rape Radahn BEFORE abandoning his love and heart>Malenia's reason for waging all out war and resorting to nuking Caelid? She's a fujo and Radahn refused to be part of her OTP.>Or maybe he consented the whole time, and the man Miquella admired for his kindness forsook his own men and destroyed his entire domain for no real reason and was an accomplice in the disgraceful mind rape and body theft of his brother"Prime Radahn" being a fan meme and his fight being Miyazaki's favorite in the base game have nothing to do with all this either.Malenia saying something to the man she was trying to kill was foreshadowing of Miquella fucking Radahn. Please ignore From's history of rewriting lore and recontextualizing existing assets mid-development, something we know they did in this very DLC by turning the Gloam-eyed Queen's knight into muk that was animated by St. Trina's nectar instead.
>>495647365>>495647948That's not the only problem however with miquella. Let's say for whatever reason he needed the festival to happen, let's say he couldn't use malenia for whatever reason, let's say leda had already killed the needle knightsHe still has many ways of handling things better than he did. Why? The haligtree. They're there sitting waiting on a revelation from miquella rotting away essentially, deathly loyal to the man, with plenty of cleanrots still there, with plenty of suicidal soldiers, and he'd still have the likes of leda and dane helping. Hell he even has two of the best redmanes freyja and jerren for the festival. At any time as he's shown he can still interact with the world even post cocoon he could've just had them go gang radahn. Sending a miniature army after him he would've fallen even if there were few survivors.
>>495646597Her quest isn't necessary for the ending, but it gives you the seal.
>>495648148No. The game outright tells us the tarnished are godfreys warriors. The "descendant" thing is a theory based on the hoslows clearly having warriors roots they at least one of it's members don't fit.
>>495647067>no interest in fighting MohgFunny how that's what Gideon recommends.>Oh, so that's where the so-called Lord of Blood was hiding himself eh.>A fitting little squat for that deluded maniac to bleat about the revival of his precious dynasty, while he turns our fellow Tarnished into Bloody Fingers.>Let him stay there. That way, his delusions will remain as the are - distant and unattainable.Had everyone taken his advice, Miquella would be stuck there forever.
>>495648227Actually the Mohgwyn thing is true and has always been the case. The rest you're right.
>>495648329>The game outright tells us the tarnished are godfreys warriors.His men, not necessarily any blood relation to him. This is just how Soulsborne protags usually are. The Chosen Undead and Bearer of the Curse are randos cursed and finding answers or a cure. The Ashen One is a previous failed linker so he's worse than them. The Hunter is an ill person looking for a cure. The Slayer of Demons is just another random wanderer who came to Boletaria. Only Wolf has any real backstory.
>>495647948>>495648148>>495648234Even WE are utilized poorly by miquella. Torrent clearly saw a lord within us, by that time we'd proven capable of taking down two of the strongest remaining demigods, radahn and mohg at minimum, we have shown the makings of a lord moreso than anyone who's come before us besides the previous 2 elden lords. And this is taking "oh tarnished just killed radahn and mohg he didn't do anything else"By all means we've shown ourselves the most capable in the lands between or one of the most capable. Yet what does miquella do? Does he try to contact and manipulate us? No, not really. Does he change his plans to make us his lord when things would be way easier for that and based on the current or later decisions the tarnished has shown willing to usurp the old order or alter it? No. He sits there and goes "got my man now, bend the knee or die" like season 8 daenerys retardation and dies for it just like her. To the very core he bungled every step of his plan and every member of his plan.
>>495648530I never said they were related to godfrey himself, thats literally only the case if you choose hero and even then that may not be true. Reread my post I specifically said his warriors not him. > we were chosen or are a descendant of one of godfreys noble soldiers he kept around him
Fighting Midra made me realize today is Madness Day at Newgrounds. Madness 12 soon.
>>495648770That's not a guarantee. We could've been a random follower. Nothing said why we were chosen. Especially the Wrench. We could be some random hobo that followed then the Grace coincidentally fell on us.
I curse the very moment I decided to make a DEX/ARC build. This faggot skelly knight and his horse are kicking my ass and I can't make him bleed
>>495648660>To the very core he bungled every step of his plan and every member of his plan.That's the #1 impression I've consistently seen in this general. Miquella was supposed to be some kid genius who came up with Unalloyed Gold and had all these Fundamentalisms he gifted Radagon, implying high INT, but his DLC self is a dumbass. This DLC killed Miquella's rep.
>>495648962This sounds more like cope wanting us to be some random when everything else points otherwise. I won't waste my time arguing. Let's agree to disagree and go back to shitting on miquella
>>495648227Malenia fighting Radahn could've either been hunting down Miquella because he was beneath Caelid with Mohg (more of a stretch) or to force Radahn to stop holding back the stars, which he had reason to be doing to defend Sellia (which a sword monument spells out being the case) and also could be explained by 'holding the stars' actively fucking over characters plans like Ranni which also would've upended the GOMohg was completely unattached to any of this shit and had chosen Miquella specifically to attempt to break his curse and make him fit to be the avatar of the Formless Mother so that he could be Consort of his Mohgwyn DynastyI'm not even a Godwynfag I just think tying together so many of these plots and making it so "it was all actually Miquella's secret scheme guys" weakens a ton of these characters and makes things seem less like an actual world and much more contrived for the sake of getting to the big fight at the end with nu-Radahn
>>495649047The dlc killed malenias rep too. Reducing her to another of miquella's victim, the female version of that chris redfield meme, or an object used and discarded. Radahn was turned into either a shotacon who wanted to have a larp death that went horribly wrong, a victim of rape, and/or miquella's oversized onahole. Godwyn is the only character that was spared only because him not being there means he retains his status as super goody two shoes that was unfairly killed otherwise with how poorly things were written he'd just be a pedo/rape victim like radahn now isMarika came out better as she was given a sad backstoryAnd goldmask and ranni were vindicated. Goldmask further by showing how retarded even the "best" of the demigods are and ranni by showing she was right in her hatred of the fingers.
>>495649249The sword monument doesn't actually spell that out. It just says sellia was saved. We aren't actually given a reason for radahn waring against the stars. The closest thing we've gotten was actually in the dlc, with another npc trying to halt the movement of the stars as he saw doom at the end. Though that doom was morelikely nothing cosmic horror and most likely simply the inevitable death of stars through fading out or exploding, as one of the primeval current boys in the base game saw as well.
>>495649386>Radahn was turned into either a shotacon who wanted to have a larp death that went horribly wrong, a victim of rape, and/or miquella's oversized onahole.What's worse is more and more people are reevaluating base game Radahn too. More are bringing up the opening where Margit, not even Morgott, doms him. More are noticing Redmane Castle is filled with corpses of possible civilians and that the hung bodies are wearing Godrick uniforms, not to mention Fort Gael having similar body piles and Lion Guardians presumably snacking on them. One common cope I've heard is how Miquella was too innocent, misguided, or otherwise saying he had the wrong idea that Radahn was kind and honorable rather than feeding commoners to his beasts.
>>495649552>It just says sellia was saved.NTA but I'm confused how. Sellia doesn't get destroyed when Radahn dies. I suppose the meteors coming later broke the meteor heading to Sellia. Maybe he destroyed it rather than do a Vivec and demand people worship him or giant rock comes down.
>>495547491>be young Radahn>child half-brother is weird and says he wants to marry you because you have big biceps>uhhh yeah sure buddy lol>leave>fast forward 10 years>faggot brother thinks you were genuine that one time you said yes>sends his entire army to escort you back to the Haligtree>wtf
>>495649009Tiche and coded sword
>>495649664>corpses of possible civilians"Possible", but I don't like Radahn so I'm going to badmouth him, amirite? Just in case there's any more dirt on him I can find.
>>495649664>>495649790The answer is obvious. Radahn is the vegeta of elden ring.>both have widow's peak>both do a pose before every battle they lose. For vegeta its his thumb pose. For radahn it's his cross armed gravity sword picking up pose>both have weird heights radahn bring super tall vegeta super short>both circlejerked and loved by annoying faggots>both dominated by effeminate men, miquella for radahn and frieza for vegeta>both got tamed by their spouses, vegeta calmed down a lot with bulma and miquella is most likely brainwashing radahn>both repeatedly defeated by a guy who's on a lower caste than them, vegeta lost to goku, radahn lost to a lowly tarnished. Both twice. They're the same person.
>>495649790Radahn consented. The truth is radahn liked miquella as much as miquella liked radahn. He knew miquella wanted him as his elden lord but radahn didn't think he was worthy to be his spouse, this is why radahn halted the stars and conquered caelid, a showing of "see miquella I'm strong enough for you". Radahn didn't understand miquella always thought he was worthy and miquella assumed radahn leaving him was radahn rejecting him so he sent malenia after him to bring him back by force. They were only able to properly talk things out when he resurrected radahn. Why do I think this? Because the lore as presented reads like one of those shitty Japanese Romcom manga who's plots are carried on by two lovers misinterpreting the others intentions and acting without talking things out. Just like this shitty scene from zom100 that made everyone think ntr was about to happen but it was just the protag overreacting and love interest trying to make him confess.
>>495649664>possible civiliansLook at their clothes. It's the Commoner Set. Between these, the dead Godrick Foot Soldiers, the Banished Knight weapons and shields hung, the nearby Dragon Communion Banished Knights all said to be kicked out of some castle or due to misfortune, Redmane Armor saying their home is elsewhere, and the giant siege engine beside the castle, I think the castle used to belong to Godrick but Radahn killed everyone and took over.
>reddit trying to paint Radahn as an evil guyI hate kids thinking being cool and being a contrarian are the same.
>redditahn>anon thinks reddit don't love him the most and meme about him
>>495651301why not seamless?
>>495651301Post build
>>495651927Cheating is for pussies.
>>495650335I will not accept Bejita slander in MY general
Did I miss some side quest or is the Scadutree just never mentioned by anyone or anythingWhat the fuck is the scadutree? I know it's the scadu of the erdtree but what IS it
>>495652593NopeWe don't know
>>495651927because playing on pc instead of console for pvp is a bad idea>>495651997>
>>495652593pls undestand tiny sindie studio give 40 cubks fuck off
>>495541509>people forgetting Mohg wanted an Empyrean all along regardless of who and treating him as an innocent victim>Miquella reputation destroyed>Malenia reputation destroyed>Radahn reputation destroyedGodfrey's line has won.
>>495619065My guess is that the rest simply died off/ abandoned him because Mohg became obsessed with Miquella instead of ruling his dynasty.
>>495560714The second you get catch flame. I'm also a huge fan the black flame fireball and bestial vitality. A bit later you can get lightning spear which is also great.
>>495651927not a retarded homo for shameless
>>495564174Same here. Great taste in songs.Some others that you missed that I also love:Regal Ancestor SpiritBelurat, Tower SettlementShadow KeepCaelidAltus PlateauLeyndell (bonus points if you stand near the flute player, who adds a ton of depth to the piece)
>>495580891For real, he has the worst takes when he tries to make his own theories and isn't even useful for having reliably compiled all the information on each video topic. Completely useless as a youtuber.
good afternoon erg, what's new?>>495651301very nice
>>495581764cute!
>>495651301this webm made me give a try to ER tbdesu.JUST ADD 6MAN ONLINE FFS AND LOOK HOW EVERYONE WILL COME BACK YOU FUCKING HACKS AT FROM
>>495650335RATku...
>>495631337haha basic heal incantation go burrr
new braindead build
>>495657765>seamless>tiny space>dudes mashing into endurewe need actual evidence, this isn't it
>>495649009you can use regalia of eochaid / marais executioner. or even a regular weapon with occult infusion. dont need to rely on bleed for arcane builds
>dlc didn't give us black flame o'flame0/10
I've played DS1 like 5 times but I still don't know the path from firelink shrine to darkroot garden
>>495658821There's one?
>>495658856the path that goes through valley of the drakes
>>495659194Oh, that one.
>>495658231well, the way it actually works is that you start combat with something else, and then suddenly pull the roar out of your ass
Hello everyone I have a questionShould I get Elden Ring or Lies of P?Which one did you enjoy more?
>>495659402Elden Ring, but because I hate hitting something metallic with a sword, so I don't care one bit for P.
>>495652593Here's my theory>scadu tree looks alot like the upright spiral tree depicted on tablets in belurat and enir ilim (see pic related)>this was likely the tree that the hornsent worshipped during their crucible empire>when marika betrays the hornsent and seizes godhood for herself during the divine gate ritual, this tree looses its majesty and beauty (perhaps she steals its energy, or simply does not put any holy crucible energy into it anymore and what we see is the result of this negelct)>slumps over, and blackened, yet another visual representation of the fall of their empire (much like the enir ilim being obscured by shadow)>the scadu tree being "the shadow of the erdtree" means that it is the dark past of the erdtree, not a literal shadow/mirror of the erdtree>it is also most likely the greattree that was mentioned in base game item descriptions>it was hidden away in the realm of shadow because just like enir ilim and the hornsent, marika didn't want the citizens of the golden order to know about all of this stuffwhat do you guys think of this?
>>495659402Dark Souls 3 (serious)
>>495659402both... ER is large and heavy on exploring a big world, LoP is small and focused on fighting bosses and elite enemies, but it has good story, music, world and fun weapons
Hello guys I have a question.Elden Ring, or anal sex, which one should I get?
>>495660201Are you on the recieving side of the anal sex? If no then get ER.
>>495660271Mother got cancer, so I won't be able to get hard for a while. So to answer your question, on the receiving end of both, whether it's gf's strapon or ER's cock and ball torture.
>>495660586>gf's straponmeh
>>495652878>because playing on pc instead of console for pvp is a bad ideaI have been hesitant to do seamless because of this, specially with how heated retards get over being invaded, I doubt a blue sentinel kinda mod would do much too
>>495660668Only one I'd ever accept as a boyfriend lives on the wrong side of the Atlantic Ocean, the one full of dark elves and lizardmen.
>>495652593it shows up a few times in item descriptions but is literally never mentioned or acknowledged by any dialogue. Ever. You'd think it'd be related to death since it was said to be spawned at the Order's creation (when Marika removed the Rune of Death), "all manners of death wash up" in the Land of Shadow (including the dead Miquella and Radahn), and the 1.0 quote about a death tree, but no. It's the 1.0 version of the Deathroot description:>A trimming from a young sapling of the death tree that often form on shards of the Rune of Death. >Sought after by Gurranq, the beast clergyman."so there's a Death Tree, and minor death trees spawn where shards of the Rune of Death are, the obvious implications being that A. the Death Tree is bigger than its spawn, and B. its creation was linked to the Rune of Death.Then you look at the missing trailer scenes focusing on the tree that no one mentions in the final game. Something happened.
What's good rl90 faith build that can use FKGS?
Midra and Malenia's HORRIFYING connection, did you NOTICE this? The CREEPY details you MISSED
>>495661376I don't think at this point in the game's life the scadutree is the death tree. In the DLC as we find it, nothing indicates the scadutree is related to death at all. The fragments instead contain golden brilliance as per the item description, and as we all know, collecting the fragments make us stronger - pretty much the opposite of anything death related.This is my theory >>495659547and I think this fits nicer than the whole death tree thing. It even explains why the scadutree fragments have a golden brilliance at all - it used to be the crucible tree which was full of holy light that the the spira and golden arc incantations that also use holy (gold).
You fuckers have no idea how much I love this sword, I want to kiss it
Malenia > RadahnPlacidusax > BayleAzur > RennalaMorgott > MohgRanni > Miquella Godfrey > Radagon
>>495662806I mean not really
>>495662961I mean yes really
>>495650584No one denied this so it's 100% true. Elden ring is a Japanese romcom
>>495658856Hey /xivg/ nigger. Let's eb. You. Like femra right
>>495664302need a miquella-coded miera
>>495664302Too late. I already got an EB.
>>495663710Godwyn had one wife. Fortisaxx.
>>495664365Sorry you'll take your seluvis coded femra and like it>>495664430Cringe never post again
>>495664598I refuse.
>>495662806Malenia took out Radahn using a big ass incantation. Correct.Placidusax ripped off Bayle’s legs and his wings. Correct.Azur is the second oldest character in the lore and is responsible for all of the blue-green sorceries. Correct.Morgott is sexier. Correct.Ranni has no body, but Miquella actually has a body. Correct.Godfrey is sexier. Correct.
Can you get SpecialK to work with this game without forcing offline mode? Something about it is causing it to constantly disable Shadowplay's recording shit and I wanna make webms.
>>495667154>SpecialKHuh?
>>495667529https://www.special-k.info/
>>495665790Ranni is better than miquella because we can't marry miquella. It's that simple. We should've been able to marry malenia too. Infact they should've brought in geq as a marriage option as well.
Malenia was charmed. Radahn was charmed. Mohg was charmed. Everyone was fucking charmed, don't you get it?
>>495668449there are actually zero characters in this story, just miquella's alt accounts. you idiot, you fucking moron.
>>495660586Sorry about your mom, anon. I hope she beats it.
>>495667625The cereal?
>>495664662judging by the amount of fanart depicting messmer with some random tarnished he is as slutty as ranniweirdhe seemed to be one of usis it because he so tall?
I fucking hate this unwashed hobo and his disgusting crusty cock so much. I bet he smells like a fucking sewer. What a smug bastard, why do I want him so much? I just wish he suffers, god. God he's adorable. If I touched him I'd get an HIV. What a pathetic loser. I'm shivering. No. More...
Everything points to Marika refusing to step down from her position. >Erdtree has a lifespan and the Age of Plenty is coming to an end>Fingers line up the Gloam Eyed Queen (Melina) to burn the tree as a controlled burn so a new cycle can start>GEQ burns the real Erdtree with her godskin niggas>Marika chimps the fuck out, destroy GEQ's body, takes apart the Elden Ring and removes the death rune so she can rule forever>Erdtree is replaced by a golden faith-induced phantom tree>Marika is chimping even further, paranoid of usurpers and sends Messmer to kill all the Hornsent to cover up the mechanism that made her a god in the first place>Marika betrays Messmer and locks the entire landmass away in shadow>Ranni does her thing and steals the rune of death>mega Marika meltdown happens and Marika screams "IF I CAN'T BE GOD FOREVER THEN NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!" and breaks the fucking Elden RingDiagnosis: Cunt
>>495668449>>495668645The actual ending of elden ring is that miquella charmed you through torrent. Everything after the dlc is just a dream conjured by miquella. You didn't beat maliketh alone miquella and radahn were there. You never faced gideon alone. You never faces godfrey alone. You never faced elden beast alone. Even most npcs are just figments of your charmed mind. You never meet Kale or patches or ranni, or melina, or nepheli, or sellen, infact NONE of those characters even exist, all part of miquella's fantasy realm he put you in. The bosses you fight are real, sure, but everyone else isn't. Miquella won. He is the god of the world, radahn is his elden lord and consort. You are miquella's right hand malenia is miquella's blade. Torrent chose you not because of your willpower but your lack of it. That "flame of ambition" that guides you is the exact flame radahn glows with during the boss, its from miquella. It's his charm. You may THINK your tarnished is plapping marika or in space with ranni, but in truth he's having rotsex with malenia to gurantee new demigods are made for his age as miquella is gay and doesn't want to touch a vagina, and he refuses to allow radahn to sleep with anyone but himself.
>>495670197Headcanon. Of the Korean kind specifically
>>495670391You can't explain why she removed the death rune
>>495662683I am a Maliketh's Black Blade enjoyer too. Definitely one of my favorite weapons in the whole game, and I had an absolute blast using it in the DLC.
>>495669934A: He's allowed to leave you for anyone better than you, like how he left/ignored Rellana for being pathetic snd never making a moveOr it's just different designs and the idea is just he gets with THE tarnished
>>495670253So the entire game was just miquella grooming you to be a perfect husband for her sister and one of his personal attack dogs? Is miquella based?
>>495670197>make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a lord, be it a god>>495670462she did it at the beginning of her reign
What is a korean headcanon?
>>495670462She wanted a gentle, peaceful world, where people didn't die like everyone in her village. Marika's backstory being revealed in Shadow of the Erdtree is used to draw a parallel to Miquella. Good intentions leading to disaster.
>for the coming age of the Duskbornat least we know what the next dlc/ER 2 will be about
>>495670462You look like this.
>>495670791Anon, you're aware every ending path as a "for the coming" besides fracture and perfect order right?
>>495670253What a waste of time, both you writing this drivel and me reading it.
>>495670734No one tell him!
>>495670757>She wanted a gentle, peaceful world, where people didn't die like everyone in her villageAnd then she did the fucking scadu crusade, which was just her way of burying both Messmer and Enir Ilim. She was just consolidating her power and disposing things she didn't like (including her own son), real fucking evil shit. Keep in mind the Hornsent consider her a "betrayer" and "wanton strumpet". She held a high position in Hornsent society before she killed their god and stole divinity for herself.
>>495671243TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL METELL ME TELL METELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
>>495671075It's objectively true. Nothing disproves what I say. You cannot disprove it. And you can't answer the questions raised by the game especially dlc without it. The game is a dream.None of the npcs besides miquella are realAll of the bosses are realMiquella won. He is the god of his new ageYou are but a servant among many
RL200 pvp int/fth builds?
>>495671486>RL200>build
>>495670757Probably why Godwyn's death broke her, too. She'd dealt with all her rivals, brought about an age of plenty, and had a golden child who would keep it all going...
>>495671293Can I have some of your headcanon?
>>495671620>can't refute a single point
>>495671572Ohh...Oh, Lord Godwyn...Such cruelty, such humiliation...My poor, sweet lordling should have died a true death.As the first of the demigods to die.As a martyr to Destined Death.But why must it yet bring such disgrace?A scion of the golden bough, sentenced to live in Death..."Godwyn was meant to die. Ranni was the one who fucked things up by killing her physical form instead of fully using the cursemark on him.
>>495671736There's no reason to refute headcanon due to its very nature as headcanon. I also never said I disliked it. I asked for it to use it myself.
>>495671979>still can't
>>495672062Oh you're just looking for debate? I see ill leave you to it.
>>495672436>runs away
The problem with Fromsoft games is that most headcanons are going to be korean headcanons just because sometimes there's so little to go off ofLike my Korean headcanon is that she essentially came to dislike the Greater Will and the Golden Order a bit, and the breaking point was Godwyn's death since she 3ssentially at that point went "If it/I cannot even protect my own son, then what was all this for?" And was cynical that any deity could do anything, so then shattered the elden ring and set it up so that no one could win, in order to prevent any new subjugation take place, thus "freeing" everyone to choose their paths, but obviously alsondooming them to a forever war
>>495671293>And then she did the fucking scadu crusadeYes exactly, it happened later on. Initially Marika's Golden Order was hopeful and noble. Here is Melina reciting Marika's echoes at the First Church of Marika (mountaintop of the giants):"Hark, brave warriors.Hark, my lord Godfrey.We commend your deeds.Guidance has delivered ye through ordealto the place ye stand.Put the giants to the swordand confine the flame atop the mount.Let a new epoch begin.An epoch glistening with life.Brandish the Elden Ring,for the Age of the Erdtree!"Here there is optimism, and belief that the GO will be nobler than those of the past. Then later we get the more grim and depressing ones:"I declare mine intent,to search the depths of the Golden Order.Through understanding of the proper way,our faith,our grace,is increased.Those blissful early days of blind beliefare long past.My comrades;why must ye falter?"And later, one of the darkest ones that has even been mentioned in this thread:"Hear me, Demigods.My children beloved.Make of thyselves that which ye desire.Be it a Lord.Be it a God.But should ye fail to become aught at all,ye will be forsaken.Amounting only to sacrifices..."My point being that Marika's optimism vanishes over time. I understand that you're saying that she always did evil shit, which is true, but she believed at one point that the ends justify the means.
>>495672672Actually it's worse than that in elden ring. Especially the dlc. Specifically because there's less to go off compared to the previous games. It was talked about a lot before. Even comparing ds1 there's less gaps in the plot than in er. Miyazaki himself said he removed aspects of the lore to help people interpret more in this game than the older ones.
>>495671432You don't know what objectively means. Nor do you understand the concept of the burden of truth.
>>495672874Cope
>>495672834MhmmThe bulk of my Korean headcanon just comes from combining Gideon's speech with Marika's words about becoming what you want but if you don't become anything then you're a sacrifice, along with the way it seems like the Scarlet Rot was making Malenia a new Goddess. The main leap in logic imo is like the assumption that the Greater Will is an Outer God and like that Marika had a plan. Both of those are obviously never said, so like it's pulled mostly like just from my head
>>495672546Are you okay
>fallingstar beast on top of gelmir is vulnerable to rot>you have torrent>there's a spiritspring right there where it can't reach youOh yeah, you better believe I didn't beat the game
>>495670197>>Erdtree is replaced by a golden faith-induced phantom treeI'm sorry, what?
Sick of the phrase headcanon. Next person that says it is getting their dick sucked by a gay male(me)
>>495673252Yeah, because you summoned torrent. He's a navigational crutch
>>495672964I accept your concession.
>>495673736I won though? You cannot disprove anything I said.
>>495673507do you look like miquella
>>495673507nice headcanon
>>495673507Beetlejuice Beetlejuice beetlejuice
Are Onyx/Alabaster Lords actual aliens from space? Like the Fallingstar Beasts and Astels? >n-no they pop out of portals SO DO THE FALLINGSTAR BEASTS! IN THEIR OWN CRATERS! SO DOES THE ASTEL. You’d think they would have thrown in an odd mention of an actual extraterrestrial culture or civilization or something.
>>495674002No I look like melina if she were a male>>495674042You asked for this btw. Makes you a fag
>>495674425>Are Onyx/Alabaster Lords actual aliens from space?yes
>>495674556Oh cute tell me about your headcanons then
>>495674425Anon the numen aren't even from this world. Half of elden rings characters are fucking aliens. Not just the fingers. Marika and her kids are aliens who settled onto earth. The elden ring itself is in some form alien, so is the greater will. Hell, if you choose numen your own character can be an alien
>>495674556Oh nooooooo
>>495670669Marika removed the death rune as a response to GEQ.>>495673475Leyndell is covered in ash even before you get thereErdtree does not give a bounty (sap) anymoreMinor Erdtrees are scattered throughout the map
You aren't allowed your own chair, but you can sit by his. Maybe later on you can graduate to being allowed to sit on his lap on the throne
>>495674805It does give sap actually I drank some this morning. Did you want any?
>>495673965And you couldn't prove anything you said.
>>495675173>It was once thought that the blessed sap of the Erdtree would drip from its boughs forever -- but that age of plenty swiftly came to a close, and with time, the Erdtree became more an object of faith.Gold phantom = Faith construct.
>the erdsneed is fakeerg has fallen past rock bottom
>>495672672>Korean headcanon???
>>495675810See >>495670391It's a phrase
>>495675606>no dood the tree is still good dood it doesn't matter if it doesn't give sap anymore dood don't look at the ash in the capital dood it's supposed to glow like a phantom dood no dood we just need more dead bodies to keep up the charade going a little longer get in the catacomb now dood
>>495675606Literally just watch the Vaatividya videoq about it, he talks about the old Great Tree
>>495675948>Literally just watch the Vaatividya
>>495674805That sap was never real sap. It was marikas breast milk. The age of plenty notably wained and ended with godfrey left the dlc tells us. That's because she was always heavily pregnant with godfrey there, so she had a constant stream of breastmilk to feed to her followers. The lack of breastmilk is actually why everyone's so hollowed out, her breastmilk is a reference to the apples the norse gods ate to keep themselves young. Now, you may be asking, if marika was constantly pregnant where are her other kids?There are two different royal catacombs in elden ring, each filled with bodies. Those are all her kids with godfrey. She had untold thousands who died during the night of black knives and the shattering wars. Infact all of godfreys warriors he kept with him? Each of them were his kids. Every last one. He and marika fucked a personal army into being for their plans of waging war in the lands between in the future.
>>495675510>>495675918Okay. If the sap isn't there then what the fuck did seluvis give me huh? And why do I feel so dizzy? Explain
>>495676084https://youtu.be/DYDs_Inzkz4?t=2m7s
>>495675606It's unironically one of the most interesting theories I've heard
Why can you burn a "phantom" tree
>>495676446Melina has no bodyShe is a ghostShe ghostburns the ghost tree
>>495676523But it's not ghostflame, retard cat.
Prepare to be BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>495676523>>495676608Melina is the gloam eyed queenHer cursed fire is related to Destined Death though not black flame or the rune of deaths flameA similar altered version just as her brother messmers flame is an altered version of serpant flame(magma)Destined death as shown with godwyn burns spirits too
>>495676928Cool copecanon
not even worthy of a (You)
>>495677024Shut up you're brown
>>495677470
>>495677596Shut up brown
>>495675948Very good bait.
Melina was one of Marika's favored kidsBut she was finger-groomed to become the GEQ, Marika's successor and grim reaperAs GEQ she dabbed on Marika and burned the Erdtree so hard she burned herself away tooMarika runs to Maliketh and stuffs the rune of death down his throat before the Erdtree becomes a useless burned stumpErdtree is scorched to shit but Marika's simps manage to cover up the damage with some faith-based gold paintThe phantom copetree is bornMelina's ghost then floats around the Lands Between looking for someone to help her finish the job
>>495676446its a fucking fantasy game where a giant dog that eats death plants, talks, and teaches you how to conjure giant rocks from the ground and throw them hundreds of meters into the air
What is a story of this man...
>>495678365Issue is Melina's dialog says multiple times the mission she has is from her motherThat she is doing her mother's biddingShe even leaves you if you burn the tree for her and remove your frenzy
>>495678597He-s up there....
>>495678430That doesn't answer the question
>>495676446>>495676523>>495678430There are things that can burn spirits Frenzy flameGhostflame Whatever fucking flame messmer hasI'd like to note that melina shares a flame similar to messmers If his flame can burn spirits hers can too.
>>495678804>If his flame can burn spirits hers can too.Proof?
If Marika is so nice and good why did she betray Messmer
>>495679189She didn't. Messmer just has mommy issues.
>>495679189>let him do what he loves genociding >has his own army>plans to have the tarnished wage war in the lands between obviously resulting in some of her kids deaths but seals messmer away so he won't be killed >her grace never points to messmer but does to miquella >made sure he had a carian girlfriend that loved him with him>gave divine blessings to him until she stopped >helped him seal away the abyssal serpent that was literally eating away at part of him>gave him a special sorseal that didn't nerf his damage resistance in any wayHm?
>>495675606>>495675606Wait until Melina is not real comes up.
>>495679609She's not. She's a part of marika's consciousness guiding you along.
Staff of the Great Beyond chads, what's your spell list?
I wish there was a way to instantly activate all summoning pools or activate all summoning pools up to a certain level/zoneI just wanna do co-op and get runes but there are a billion of these things and no way of keeping track of which one
Ranni isn't real. The Ghostface ranni has is identical to her doll face, that doll wasn't based on ranni but the ice witch that taught her also known as the ice crone(old lady)Unless her teacher was her grandmother or something there's no way for them to look the sameTherefore that face is there to trick her followers into thinking it's legitimately ranniThe true being piloting that doll is revealed at the end. The dark moon. Ranni as a child was told to fear the darkmoonYet her mother took her to see the moons and the dark moon chose herThe darkmoon as shown with other outergod or similarly powerful entities took over ranni, just as shabriri/frenzy flame did to midra Ever since she wss a kid that "ranni" was the dark moon larping as herWe never meet ranni we don't know what she's likeWe marry the moonThe moon shows up to show itself to its consortYou marry the moon.
>>495679602he didn't like genociding the hornsent, he just did it because he wanted to please his mother. then she abandoned him
>>495680535Cope. He loves it he's a dirty little slut and does whatever people tell him too. Just like you.
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I have a theory. I don't think God miquella is incapable of love. >miquella is shown pre god to have two arms>by the crosses we know he got rid of them>he also got rid of his eyes>god miquella has a flesh arm somehow despite getting rid of his arms, and spectral arms in the other's place>god miquella also has eyes and will open them when radahn does his jump so ingame he opens them it's not a cut content thing>when he dies he caresses radahnI think, miquella got rid of HIS ability to love but upon his ascension, much like most of what he got rid of that returned to him, his ability to love was replaced by another ability to love.
>>495682052Why does miquella and radahn staring like that look so fucking creepy
>>495579740Well one gas a story and the other has softly spoken shills whom Miyazaki has on call as escorts
>>495579740Divinity 2 is better and Shart is a whore
>>495683516Everyone in bg3 is a whore. No really every one shart is just the most human one and her writer who is confirmed to have a cuck fetish also wrote halsin which is why people seethe. The least whorish character is unironically gale and he's obsessed with a goddess who groomed him when he was 12 and kept fucking him until twinkdeath set in at 30 and he ate a magic nuke thinking he was being cool and she dumped him
>>495684070Asterion isnt
>>495669962Yet you know you'll take that Blasphemous Blood Covenant all the way
>>495670253Lel I turned him into twink BBQ.
>>495683516>>495684070I meant "most human looking"Karlach had a glitch they patched where she'd just ditch you to go to avernus with wyll if you did his quest and didn't do the correct romance options for her but still romanced her. They later patched it which is why there's less karlach cuckposting than with shart. Minthara is probably the least openly whorish but she's probably had the most sex of anyone there and she's a defective drow.
>>495684070BG3 sounds good if you are obsessed with fake relationships, shitty video game sex scenes, and one dimensional fantasy dating scenarios.
>>495684120He's the least slutty but MOST whorish because he and shadowheart are canonically the only ones who were actually sexually pimped out. Shart by her cult and astarion by his master. Infact most of the vamps he had were people he made astarion lure in through sex or trickery. He's a used up skank but also tbe least slutty
>>495684535I just want to play DnD diceslop and BG3 is just what you described and sucks?
>>495670253Honestly if he gave me Malenia (post cure) I'm fine with this
>>495684535That's why it's so popular. It's original sin 2 with slightly less soul and a dating game minigame. It was A LOT of "babies first waifu/husband game" for a LOT of normalfags
>>495684628It's diceslop with a dating game minigameJust like how ffxiv is weeb second life with a Simon says minigame
>>495675606It's literally ash covered stump. Also grafting plants together like the Erdtree to the GreatTree leads to the death of the former. It's a routine observation in botany.
>>495684592I guess but like I don't really count that against him. Also kind of unrelated but like I played basically the entire game (before I unisntalled) with the bloodless debuff because I didn't want him to drink from anyone but me
>>495685158>GreatTree
>>495678430Honestly still based. I wish we had choice like BG3 in ER. I'd talk good Boi into joining me
>>495685394>>495676337
>>495685492Stop shilling
>>495678604Maybe Marika had her do it but Maliketh protocol kicked in and he shutitdown.jpg
>>495685158Then how does it grow thorn to ward off your approach?Thorns that weren't there when Marika went and got crucified>>495685492>vaatiGet help
>>495685579I'm not, I just don't want to have to repeat the same arguement over and over again when a well presented, digestible, fact-checked by reliable sources that are knowledgable version of the arguement already exists for you to watch.
>>495679189He was fine with it
>>495685818>vaatiOh no no no.
>>495685818well presented doesn't mean it's true
>>495684628i mean sure i guess if thats what you want, go for it. divinity 2 is better in every way but it doesn't have the dice roll animation so you may be out of luck
>>495685404for sure, i love gurranq / maliketh. favorite boss, top 3 ost, some of the best lore. he didnt deserve to be betrayed by marika
>>495685723Probably blood idk. It's not entirely dead but it's a shell of its previous form
>>495686321Ah yes, the tree with no saps that somehow gives blood. Also, where does the mountain of ash that covers Leyndell comes from? Is it spirit ash?
>>495686657Tarnisheds that got as far as burning their maiden but didn't manage to release Destined death
>>495687047No I mean the ash that covers leyndell once you burn the Erdtree, if the Erdtree isn't real, where does it come from?
Where did Renna go? She gives you a bell and never comes back. Not even her twin sister Ranni mentions her.
>>495687546They're estranged because Ranni didn't believe her about Sellis sexually harassing her. Of course the real tragedy is that Ranni knew, but put her ambitions which required him over her sister's love, and this estrangement leads to Renna leaving the lands between shortly after you meet her.
>>495687285Me. Next question
>>495687285Oh I'm stupid, I'm not that anon, I agree withbyou, I thought you were the person arguing it's not real and thay the ash was proof it was gone
>>495687546>>495687806It's also fucked up that ranni cucks renna. There's a special cutscene you can get if you break a hidden wall in her tower, you'll find a note that renna's diary saying she has a crush on our character, after you read it if you go to ranni she proposes to you with the ring cucking her sister. She's evil
Why does adult miquella's face look so much like malenia? No seriously look at them. It's just a cleaned up malenia wuth eyes.
>>495688023I personally view this as her trying to atone in part for pushing her sister away. Renna is already long gone by the time you even get to Liurnia, nevermind meet Ranni, and while Renna had that crush she's hardly known you long enough to have had it bloom into anything serious. Ranni at this point is deeply upset by having pushed her sister away even if she felt it was necessary, so she likely sees this as a way to fill the gap her sister is leaving herself, and then of course she actually does fall in love with the tarnished as they continue to work for her.
>>495688384probably because they're fucking twins? jesus christ so many dumb questions today
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Mohg is a woman btwConsort radahn has a vaginaMiquella intended to impregnate radahn
>>495679602This. Marika showed him more love than any of her other kids. Literally the only child she decided to protect from the Tarnished.
>>495684303Pic related plus alcohol did things to me. My bootycall ex is on his way.
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>>495693649All Varre fans have sex. This is a fact.
>>495693721When? :(
I hate invaders.How do you deal with their infinite rolling?The lag makes it feel impossible to time so I need a means to catch them.Maybe learn stomp?
>there was a Biblical flood in ER's ancient history >it was a flood of molten stone>the coffin ships are made of stone because they're actually arks meant to help the Ancient Dynasty survive the molten flood>the Divine Towers and Fire Gisnts' bowl even have caked on stone from being hit by waves of molten magma>this is why there's entire structures underneath the bedrock you see in the cliffs in Caelid and Limgravecoolhttps://youtu.be/6KHiCKDj0JM
>>495704009>elden slopdon't care
Thread finally deadTime to post garbagehttps://voca.ro/11iPaQOy8MOmDon't worry, I wouldn't shit up the thread like this while active.
>>495704534You're welcome.
>>495704419well yeah yeah that's kind of the ideaa big bunch of molten magma, a.k.a. "slop" covered The Land In Between
>>495705263You're the guy who said I'd accept the Blasphemous Blood covenant and got me laid? Thank you.I really needed the push.
>>495705957No
>>495706194Well, I'm really happy. I hope you have a wonderful day today! Much love!
