Previous: >>495468641Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Well it's been a week since Splatoon 3 finished.
my wife has a green thumb
Wanted to check to see if its possible to play at least Splat 1 online on pc but turns out pretendo needs actual fucking files from a wii u what a bunch of needless shit.
why are you eatwing twakowaki in fwont of me?
>>495585923You only really need two really specific files. I'm sure any anon or whatnot would easily make a profile for you to get the two necessary files for use on Cemu.
>>495586293rap goddess
remember it's hold ZR ZL R L and hold in both sticks for 5 seconds
How did I not notice someone leftI forgot how to cancel a match, was it a combinaison of buttons? I can't remember My apologiesBye Incel hi P!
wat?
NOOO the worst thing happened. It was stable.Remaking if it happens again some anon can host>>495587184Thanks! I'll rememver
>>495585846she's got two, actually
Would any woom like to slim for a slom at the hour?
>>495585846>>495587915They/them octopussy...
>>495587991I will fix her.
>>495587991why are you like this? fuck off.
>>495587991?
>>495587979I could slim for but a slom at the hour.
>>495588134>some chud defaced their artbook with a highlighter for thislol!
Hey PB! Want early photoshoots or we go on?
>>495588451No, I'd rather not do any. Not every PB needs to have photos.
>>495587979(2/4)
>>495588451do them at the end like usual
>>495588413I really hope you're not retarded enough to actually think that's real highlighter, but then you think calling a girl "her" makes me a chud so you clearly lack a functioning brain
we are going to beat you to death
i need to know what this says
Nintendo (woomy company) was founded 135 years ago today.
I genuinely, truly, fucking despise this game.
>>495589256Cod I want a woomy to beat me to death...
>>495589403
>>495588134They're breddy sexy.
>>495589437small indie company
>>495589520oh my gosh my heart, thank you anonwhat tool do you use if i may ask
ZR ZL R LHoldingwhy not working
>>495589768google translate
>>495589783you have to click in the right and left sticks as well
>>495589437>Absolutely no difference between the Nintendo logo from 1981 to present besides colorsHuh.
>>495589539Acht and who? Acht's very sexy, but she's the only girl on that page. See, this is what two girls looks like. They're both sexy.
>>495589801no shit, i had no idea you could drop images in there, thank you again!
woomy with biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig ol woomies
>>495590264>fuckin' ocks, I hate 'em>oh hey Eight, how you doin'? I don't see species.
I wish humans were real
>>495590264Capn Cuttlefuck
>>495590008pearl on the cuck chair 2nite
>>495590264angry grandpa but with craig
>>495590606you kidding? 8'll join in and that lucky gremlin's gonna be drowning in octo girl ass.
I wish we had their gear
why are you posting ocks, it's not ocktober yet
>>495591462because tis cephtember
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>495590851>*octotrooper noises*So this is the real deal? No funny business now, Ock, Octarian soldiers like you are wanted round here.>*octotrooper noises*Prime grade Callie ink? With a hint of horniness? I'll take it then, I presume you want food as payment?>*octotrooper noises*
>>495591462If they can push Christmas to November 1st then we can damn well start October early
>>495591632callie ink is pinkthat's something else
it's almost time again
I want a dating sim and I want to marry Callie.
>>495591928She's not real faggot, and a worthless pile of shit will never deserve her if she was real.
she is real you just need to go 20,000 years in the future to meet her
>>495592007do you have a timer that goes off every couple of hours that requires you to respond to the most recent post like a hyper aggressive faggot
she's a real hoebag for octocock
>>495592007I deserve Callie.
>>495592161You deserve being lined up against the wall and shot for interfering.
marie snoring loudly during halloweenmarie not leaving candy for the trick or treaters
>>495592337interfering?
>>495592337Nope.
marie x druk
>>495592536Yes, Callie was made for Octavio and no one else.
>>495592536he means this
GGs slim!
>>495592681
GG's slum!
>>495590451
>>495592630WHAT A LIFE
WHERE THE YEBBIES???
unpaid pieces of shit should pay with their lives
>>495593085
>>495593085at least they have one
what happened?
>dc Well it's better in lobby than in match, would be better not at all ly apologies
>>495592949anyone here built like the yebby on the left? dm me
We have some room in the PB, if you wanna join before it ends
GGs PB. SR Room going up on the hour.EVP40Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool. Going for dailies and 1 king salmon.
>>495593059best I can do is 2 weyyos, take it or leave it
I've never been around sploon during halloween.
Very foolish matchOk photoshoot time
I deserve to lose because my teammates are shitI'm so glad reporting has a limit so the game can endlessly shove worthless subhuman garbage onto my team every single time without failIt's so cool being hard stuck at a rank that I should've had literally seven hours ago simply because the game refuses to give me a single game where I'm not having to win 1v4s or lose it's so funI definitely don't wish plague upon the houses of every developer of this shit gameI definitely wouldn't scalp every last scumbag chink piece of shit that had a part in making this piece of shit game definitely not
>>495595736please leave it in #venting
Surprise last match(someone joined I can't just cut it like that) Let's have 2 more mins of fun!
Sun Woomkong.
>>495595979It sure is cool losing the game before it even begins because I spawn in with a bamboozler, or sploosh, or jr, or whatever, it never gets old how its literally only ever my team that has these specific weapons and it sure is cool seeing how they always manage to die several times more then every single other player on my team no matter what while contributing absolutely nothing to the game beyond filling the enemy's special bar for themsure is fun@
ggs pb!
GGs PB!>everyone at the exitAlright alright, I close
>>495596547i don't get why you won't play with me then proceed to complain all the time
fun times were had, I really enjoyed playing with you anons. ggs pb
GGs PB
GGs
That PB was all over the place, very random. Hope you had fun! Not sure I'll do another one but if I can inspire some anon to make some more I'd be glad
GGs PB! Thanks for hosting
>>495595736>>495596547Fresh!
>>495596705you're not real
Splatoon 2 came out 123 years ago.
>>495596814I wish my woomy was this good
>>495597201i am. i wanna be your friend. i had an open lobby up earlier in hopes you'd partake in. someday, next time, i hope you'll participate!
>>495597727Panic butt
ive gotten sloppy
>>495597460>i want to be your frienddoesn't exist, or upon becoming "friends" the appeal will be lost. No point.
>>495598257Incredible
>>495598257delete this
>>495598329ok, then don't consider me a friend, that doesn't preclude you from playing in a lobby with me. i'm playing SR right now tho, i don't think you'd be interested, but maybe i'm wrong. still, i'll respect your space, i hope to meet you in series sometime.
>>495585923They probably could make it where you don't need them but it would likely give nintendo an excuse to shut them down
Mid tide shitboat truly turns freelancers into lobotomites.
>>495598886>add huge fake nails for no reasonwhy
>>495598886Ugly creature
our eliter dragged their eliter out on the street and shot them
I figure everyone else here didn't have time to check what the idols were doing on the idol stand during Tricolor grandstage. Look no more all 3 idolshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOvg1L5hCZM
>>495599031Slashing damage, helpful in a pinch.
>>495599483deep cut's song was perfect
>>495598739Kind of does if I'm not being asked to play and I have no idea who the fuck is obsessing over me, but it all just feels like a shitpost or a joke anyways so whatever
>>495599636frye barking is unnatural
>>495599708her girlfriend taught her how
>>495599687well i just told you that we don't have to be friends to play together. and it's not "obsession." in the very rare instances i come across you, i send you a fr every time, i only assume you deny these. so my only other option is to humbly ask here. what more can i do? but i'm sorry for making you feel that way so i'll back off.
>>495599636I bet that's what the deep cut demo on the new album in December ends up being
>>495599483I had no idea they were even there.
>>495600794It was either whoever got two signals or just whoever got the second signal that caused them to spawnIf one team got two signals it was actually pretty detrimental because all the second one does for them is make them occasionally fire out fizzbangs from the cannons
>>495600951There's so many things I missed. I wanna go back and recon that stage.
>>495600505then there's somebody more then you posting about me for no reasonI'd join more events, but there's never room or I'm busyNo point in having someone on a friends list when it's just a reminder that others are playing without me
>>495602115yeah idk i just now got on. if you do wanna play, i have a password lobby up! code is 0007, i'll send some invites. but if not i totally understand and i'll see you around!
will there be any PB pics?
>"woe is me. i have no friends">have you tried joining rooms or hostin->"BOO HOO I'M SO ALONE"It's the same depressed attentionwhore every time. There's an opportunity every day to bring a little bit of joy and connection in your life but you've rejected it every single day. The problem is you. Build up the courage to play just once.
If Acht blushed what color would it be?
If Acht farted what smell would it be?
>>495602693I reject it because I know what happens when I do accept it. It's like voluntarily ingesting poison. I don't complain about not having friends. I've tried joining rooms several times, even the non-game stuff. One time I drew one of those group canvas things, you know what happened? >drawing in my own little corner>someone just starts drawing over my stuff completely >just leaveI've done art for people here before too. It wasn't good, and I know it wasn't because the person never even commented on it. Not even telling me it's shit, just ignoring it completely. Otherwise the lobbies are always full or I'm stuck at work or some garbage when they are going on.The last I'm going to comment on this. I've tried, and I've had """"friends"""" here. Had. No point.
>>495603151she cant fart her insides are non existent
>>495603151Febreeze
>>495603305this is a cry for help but im gonna tell you to kill yourself anyway
>>495603305
>>495603530soon anon
>>495603305Do you think the other /ink/ers were all friends before this? We all put ourselves out there. There's some retards among us but we're all waiting for you.And the drawing thing, maybe they just forgot to read the thread and went on. Not everything is a slight against you. It never hurts to repost it and have other people see it. It's an image board.
>>495603305Host in pool rn
Octos Read and Run
>>495603912Most were.
>>495603305Does your user name begin with a Ba?
>>495604327Name me two /ink/ers that were friends before /ink/ was made. You can't.
>>495603305i understand where you're coming from bro. for the record you joined me once long ago and i enjoyed playing with you so i was hoping you'd like to play some more but you didn't accept my fr. but everyone has their reasons. i sent invite to the pool so you know who i am and the offer is always available in future.>>495604414i'm hosting it
>>495604451youre completely correct. There were some vg nintendo general grifters here before but 99.99% of them fall off splatoon within the first month
>>495603305can you draw me pls
>>495604451some /ink/ers were friends before /vg/ via mario kart /v/eekends or /mk8g/just saying :^)
>>495604836And none of them are here any more! HAHAHAHAHA
What is a friend /ink/
>>495603305This feels like something I could have posted. I know how it is when you notice every little detail around you and interpret them in a negative way, it's difficult to keep it positive when this happens to you. Like that anon said, not everything is a slight against you. I had my first PB tonight and had a lot of fun. I don't know anybody here and have two frens on the switch. just give things a try anon
>>495605000a miserable little pile of secrets, only some of which they share with you
>>495605000A friend is someone who identifies as a friend
>>495605237But enough talk... Have at you!
>>495604836Yeah, I kinda forgot about that. I remember there was some disgruntled anon probably /mk8g/ really pushing that we don't use names to prevent the sort of clique that happened in that Mario general. I mean it he was kinda successful with it after all these years if you exclude Discord.
>>495605175You really did?I wish I could have given you a better experience but knowing I made someone have a nice time makes me smile.
I love Aori.
>>495605831AoriAoriAno sora
>>495605831
>>495605000someone you pretend to be in talking terms and take advantage of if you want free art or carries in eggstra
>>495606206glad you don't have any friends then amirite
`~●○ My splatoon elementary school AU <3 ~~°Callie: kindergarten teacherAll the kids love her, everyone has a smile on their face when their parents come to pick them up. Has a big board with stickers on it for tracking good behavior.Marie: 4th grade mathNever assigns any homework, expects you to study on your own. Tests are worth 90% of your grade while attendance is worth 10%.Pearl: Substitute teacherWhenever she comes around kids are hyped because she plays music and just lets them mess around on their phones. She frequently walks out and hangs around the science class whenever she gets bored. Marina: 5th grade ScienceIs honestly way over-qualified to be working here. Her lectures are extremely long-winded but for whatever reason her students never fall asleep during them.Shiver: PrincipalA hard-ass. It's said anyone who gets sent to her office will come out and never make trouble again. Barks out the announcements over the PA every morning.Frye: Home EconomicsThe smell of curry wafts throughout the halls every Thursday. Sometimes students notice random belongings going missing after her class but they're never able to find them afterwards. Big Man: Physical Education He just likes to do the thing with the big circus tent parachute where he stands in the middle and everyone grabs on the end and pulls it tight.
>>495606343This is the perfect headcanon/AU. May I save it someplace?
>>495606343>4th grade>attendance is worth 10%what fucked up elementary school is allowing squibs to skip in exchange for a grade drop?
>>495605968>Ano soraA reference to something?>>495606156Idea of Callie being a kindergarten teacher really hits my poor heart (In a good way ofc).
>>495606481Save it, it's yours my friend.
>>495606690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpsJWFuVTdI
>>495605552Yep. it was perfect, had lots of fun. I hadn't played sploon in 2 years... first tried 3 two weeks ago. Definitely up for another PB some other time
>>495606690Callie would be the most perfect kindergarten teacher. Those little youngsters would totally look up to her and resonate with her cheerful mood!>>495606819Hell yeah, thanks, anon!
>>495606819thanks, lori.
>>495606690you can't just give away something so valuable, Callie
>>495605175Been like this since 2. No room for interpretation, not anymore. Hell, not even "just" 2. Just life. That's how it is for some people.
ggs moonrunes nice quick 5 wins
Nighty night.
>>495608435sleep well anon
no sleep woomying
>>495608309GGs Thanks for the carryMind if I ask, was there something I could have done better? I want to improve but I can't tell what I need to work on aside from stop dying.
hey naucie, if you're reading thisfuck you, traitor
>>495609619Ya play as a weyyo
>>495609993You will join him on /ink/
>>495590264Silly ol' grandpa who's racist to your face cuz he' got nothin' to hide.
>>495609619i could try but every time people ask me for advice i end up writing a book. honestly you did pretty good considering every team we faced were vcing clanfags of some sort.is blaster your main? i'd say you did well understanding to stay back to allow jumps so that indicates to me you are reading the game state. if you are running a QR build then dying as blaster isn't a big deal, getting kills is important. work on your directs and playing within your range because you are vulnerable in between shots. abuse ledges constantly, don't be afraid to shark and wait sometimes, push back enemies by annoying them shooting around ledges. practice directs in 1v1s because it WILL happen if you get cornered without teammates to back you up (i always tried to help you out with chip damage when i could).as for stamper i'm actually not that great with it so i can't really give much advice there.i'll keep it concise for the time being but hope that gives some you some food for thought. feel free to join me if you see me in the future.
how would each idol react to a human?
>>495611274dumb apemen... have their uses...
you were born so that in 20,000 years time Marie can thaw you from the ice and use you as her Latte-fetcher
>>495611274>hugs you until you suffocate and die
>>495613186>we got IA3>never got IA1 or IA2>IA didn't come back in Spla3n
>>495613367>>IA didn't come back in Spla3nOf course we did, it's called Intensify Action
mmm bread
>>495613268thank you callie
>>495613430
get me a latte
>>495613367we did face against callie.unfortunately she's hardly present for her own boss fight.i think everyone was expecting a super-boss, and i think they knew that. another one of 3's very avoidable letdowns. for the sisters, having a superboss would have fleshed them out as being legitimate agents instead of having them sitting on the sidelines, having people ask "what do they even do?".
>>495613740scary image
cute flopper.
ghost woomybehind you whilst you look at lockers and do the shell out machineturn around and shes gone
>>495614175More like plappy sky amirite
>>495614308leaving an offering for boo-my
>>495614175Tummy
>>495614416offering is goneboo-my is now behind you more frequently
>>495614175i heard happy sky grooms kids on discord?
fat woomy tummy
>>495613463at your service
>>495614669yum
>>495614524boo-my joined your party!this cannot be undone!
stay fresh!
anyone want to sr with me? im going to open a room and wait to see who comes
>>495615102full?
>>495615941its empty but ill reopen :)
>>495609993I prefer to play here now.
>>495616702we are fresher anyway
>>495615102I can pop in too whenever available
>>495617158we just finished
>>495614524>>495615012>wake in the night feeling your sheets being pulled away from you>open your eyes to see picrel
>hey pearl what does tako sex feel like
begone goblin
>>495589437>>495589967Based Nintendo not falling for rebranding bullshit that wastes millions of dollars that could be better spent on woomy game.
>>495618990This will be a special in 4
oh that carry feels nice, too bad about the last one. gg guys, ty for playing with me.
>>495619450ggs
>>495619450GGs
>>495619450BGs
I really really really love when I kill three opponents and cause a wipeout but my teammates won’t cap the zone.
>>495620275I think about this too. Then I look at the replays and they were actually either waiting to respawn or about halfway to the zone.
>>495620275>doesn't play the objective>complains that others don't play the objectiveNice kill stealing, now paint.
i fucking hate crabtank. how do i use crabtank? can one of you long winded anons please give me a run down? i only hate it because i dont know how to use it and it feels bad.
going to a secret underground chirpy chips show and wearing a storebought chirpy chips shirt and standing right in front of the stage until I get the attention of this wiggly jellytubes girl and she calls me a poser in front of everybody
My woomy is a virgin But she does masturbates
>>495602115>then there's somebody more then you posting about me for no reasonYou probably mean me (eg. >>495086874), unless you meant in this thread specifically. Then I don't know.But in any case I'll be up for slomming or open in about an hour if you're interested. Just let me know.
>>495621663just like me fr
weyyo!
>>495621693Not sure. There's probably a third. Either way,I never answered that. It's more then two digits. My outlook is formed on previous experiences, some of which are very recent. That's all.
goodnight woomy
>Splatoon 4 Story Mode has Agent 8 wake up surrounded by severed tentacles and humanoid Octavio>It's suddenly the Great Turf War>Marina: "Sorry Eight! We made a Memverse simulation based on Captain Cuttlefish's memories and you accidentally got sucked in. The only safe way to escape is to relive this tragic historical event">Nintendo Presents>Splatoon 4: Squid Ink Past-a
>>495620575Pop it in an area where you're safe and have a clear view of the enemy/objective. Its firing mode takes a second to start speeding up so keep this in mind. Its 'bomb' mode is similar to an explosher. Use it to draw out or hit enemies behind cover. It also covers a good amount of ink so hitting a player out in the open to stop them from moving and then fire with whichever mode you prefer to finish them off.Remember, you move faster to the left and right. If you want to move forward or backwards then use your ZL button to turn into ball form. If you're in an unsafe area use your ball form to get away or ram into them. It takes like 3 hits at full health to splat them that way I believe.
Thingken 'bout them... cephs. :)
>>495623789Thank you so much, i will take this into consideration when i play.
>>495623789Whats the deal with alternating between turret and bombs? every i see does it instead of sticking with turret
>>495620575You definitely want to always use it on a perch of some sort. A lot of players that are good with it understand that a few hits->into the mortar is a kill. You can generally trap someone with the initial first hits, and then drop a mortar on them to finish them off. It's really great at stopping pushes on certain maps, but do keep in mind that you're not invincible. If they can aim, and if they have a competent sniper, be careful about using it, and use it to target those players first. It's one of those things that's best used when you have another teammate around (god forbid) if you're trying to use it on a push. It's always notoriously good on the tower, and I always try to use it on the tower if I happen to be using a crab weapon, since it can be difficult to remove due to its range and firepower, or just going invincible for a few moments with the ball mode, since it isn't easily knocked off by kraken. Also be careful using it if the enemy team has kraken players; don't use it if they have an active kraken special charged, or are already using it. Inkzooka usually wins out too, but if you nail the thing I described initially you can usually trap them in place and kill them before they can get you, but it might result in a trade.
>>495603305>numerous times have been warned to NOT engage with the cancerous shitpost clique in here with the likes of kold, fantasy, happy sky, nono, rainy, limon, gurkan, panic, kancora, squinty, etc>surprised that the group of the circle shity people treat you like shityou only have yourself to blame, nobody is friends here they constantly talk shit behind each other backs
>>495624712I am listening, thank you!
Do yo guys have any level /skill requirements or rules to join the pool?
everyone on /ink/ is my friend!i love they woomys!enjoyable wommer flopper smile time yay!slommy wommys!peanut butter woomys!ligma woomys!
>>495625417no, just play
>>495620448the enemy cannot cap the splatzone if you disable his team
>>495625417If you aren't at least 2500 in every mode don't even THINK about joining my Profresh SR lobbies.
>>495624885I have not had a bad experience with anyone
>>495625609Ok. Just asking in case there's some non written stuff on things that frowned upon from the community. I don't play comp, though. Mostly Salmon Run.
>>495625417...skill?
>>495625983Nope! Just try your best if youre worried about people thinking youre a turbofeeder.
>>495625574How about the ones that masturbate?
>>495626035Still on profresional. Started playing recently I'm still doing freelance works and I won't be joining anything over my level
>>495625750>Profresh SR lobbiesi dont believe these existthey are an urban legend
>>495626324I imagined he meant VP egxecutive 900+, or something similar.
>>495625417>>495625983i mean, if you just bought the game people might notice, but even then as long as you're willing to take constructive criticism and work on improving people don't care. We had comp grade people at one point, not anymore though.
>>495625765>it never happened to me so its not an issue!if anything you are the direct problem
>>495626476I welcome that criticism. It's the only way of improving after all. I got the game in january, then damaged my wrist in april and was out until one month ago. I have been trying competitive, and it's not my cup of tea, but I've been putting more time into SR
>>495622449So you did try to befriend others at least one hundred times then, yes? If you really did, and I have no reason to not believe you, then yeah, I can see how it can be discouraging. But at the same time, those are simply statistical odds - at least that's what I believe.But assuming you don't believe it's statistics, you didn't answer what do you think is the reason it's not working out, something about you, or something about them. But it's ok if you don't want to.But let me highlight two things:One, there are at least two, or maybe even three (you admit as much yourself) people who would like to see you as a friend. Do you think me, the other anon, and the possible third are just out to... I don't know, what do you think is the worst that could happen?Two, I did notice that you didn't answer that post. Did I give up, or think any less of you? No - I assumed that maybe you missed it, since the thread was about to expire, or you didn't feel like bringing it to a new thread, or you were just done with the conversation. But it didn't hurt my feelings. I knew with high certainty that there would be an occasion to bring it up again (in case you just missed it) so I waited, and now this occasion came.Someone said your posts sound like a cry for help, and I think they are right. Again and again you post things that both build an impenetrable wall between you and others, while at the same time saying how hurt and vulnerable you are in the inside.I think if you didn't hope for someone to eventually break through, then you wouldn't be posting about it. Or maybe you just get something out of knowing that people are trying to break through (though then it's you who are using their good will, whether consciously or not).But it's your wall, so you'll decide whether to let someone in or not. Me and probably the others too will just keep reminding you that we are here.
it is now fall
holy autism paragraphs
>>495625574why is her head so big?
ymooW
>>495627142no. you fall. it's autumn
>>495627145Sorry, I'm genetically unable to be concise kek
>>495627308to hold her brain (she is very inktelligent)
pearl +2
>>495627142It's the Great Woomkin, Yebby Brown
>>495627679I need her carnally.
>>495627679uncensored please
>>495627810https://twitter.com/sarisari030/status/1618759337803153408/photo/1
>>495627947thanks
So, slom or open anyone? Now or on rotation?
>>495628218I can go now.
>>4956282181 King
SR 1/4>>495628315Opening>>495602115Hop on too lad and chill out
>>495628524カモン
>>495628694That was me too. I just forgot to say.
Starting SR 2/4, (You) (Me) to reopen (will continue after rot)>>495628747Gotcha
>>495628863
>>495628561>>495628863good luck fishers, im gonna eat an ice cream sandwich.
>>495628889Oben>>495629024Enjoy!
SR 3/4 reopening
are ink colored nips kek or cringe
>>495630186they don't have nipples
>>495630372then why do they cover their chests?
>>495630489freshness
>>495630489they wouldn't have a gear ability if they didn't
>>495630186i think it's fine. if the inside of their mouth is colored in their ink i suppose it makes sense.
GGs sam. Kinda rough.
>>495632010GGs thats boat
>>495632010>>495632246GGs fish, tough shifts, but, boat, eh?One rotation I'll grind out 400 on it, but this one ain't it.>2 gold capsuleRedeemed.
Damn, I think the project I had in mind won't be possible without using f***l***. At least not without compromising the quality a lot.I guess I'm in for some moderately heavy lifting first if I want to go through with it.
>>495625464
ggs
Hey S, I'm gonna bail out on this win, sorry for bad games, I just can't fucking deal with flar right now, especially but multiple times in a row against the same fucking bullshit team.Not blaming you at all by the way, I'm just having a really fucking shit streak for the last two days.Hope we'll play again on a better day!
curious goblin
>>495638143ggs! next time we play ill be better, im on my grind.
>>495638349Good luck!I was 2 open wins away from another rank-up series after that 2-3, now I'm 4 away lmao
>>495640458i hate splat2 autist
I keep seeing players with "キT" in their name, what's the meaning of this? Just "kitty", or what?
>>495640458This feels like it needs more context
>just a regular A+ match>trying to claw my way back to S>nah, here's three X badges on enemy team (top 500 included)VERY FUCKING COOL NINTENDO I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING BOMBED IN SPLATOON
>>495640997If there's an エ next to it it could be trying to be 打工, the Chinese word for freelancer.
>>495641287Hmm, sometimes, but not always.Weird that I don't remember seeing them until recently
>>495640458man I'm glad most of these people moved to blender by noweven if it's still autistic at least it looks better
>>495640458cute.
tomorrow's the day! if they don't give me my super cool grandfest icons tomorrow then it's over and I'm never seeing those cool exclusives ever again
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>495642307Still not there for me. I played a couple of times with someone from the pool. But I won't be surprised if that didn't count for whatever reason, I expect nothing but bullshit and disappointment from this game.
>>495642706It said friends didn't it? I don't think pool counts.
>Thinking back to that anon who made the elementary school AU>Friend elsewhere brings up a really good point about there being no music teacher>Friend really gets me thinking about itSo who would be the music teacher in that AU, AU-creating anon? Just some curiosity.
>>495642985I remember reading that both counted... I'll check in the news once I'm out of series
I wish all dynamo niggers the most painful death imaginable.
>>495643260I've never done that sort of thing before and I half made it as a shitpost parodying them but I suppose Big Man is the one who seems to have the most actual musical theory knowledge out of all of them. If you wanted it to be another character, it could be Harmony, but she's so spacey they would probably have to teach themselves for the most part.
>>495638246she doesn't know that they're not all supposed to be the same size...
>>495644378why is she naked and where are her nipples
>>495644668check your monitor contrast settings
>>495613268Damn...
we doin open or nah?
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>>495645503its not that hard bro
haha what if you walked in on (you) and she was playing ring fit and she had dolphin shorts and a bra on xDthatd be so weird!!!
>>495645503is it hard for you to get out of a+
>>495643260Callie - Arts and Crafts/MathMarie - History/ GeographyPearl - P.EMarina - Science/ Foreign languagesFrye - BiologyShiver - Music/ DramaBig Man - Philosophy
>>495646907Big man could be the music guy toobut Shiver works she is that one teacher that's over the top and expects perfection out of the choir kids and teather kids like she treats all crappy school plays like they're going on broadway and all that
>>495646907I'd put Frye in P.E instead because she's regularly described as the dancer, and also because she's just the most athletic of the bunch.
>>495645792>>495646353>is it hard for you to get out of a+Yes, playing 3v4 during rank up is fucking hard.And I'm being generous with the 3 here.
>>495647074true. but what about Pearl?
>>495647305Pearl is so naturally gifted that I doubt she'd really be good at teaching anyone anything other than how to be cool and rich
>>495646907>callie>math??? marina should be science and maths, they go hand in hand and she is hands down the smartest of the lot. foreign languages isn't a real subject
>>495647294maybe make an open room if ur full of shitters little chuddie
>>495647305She'd be whatever because she'd just pay someone else to do the job for her.
Callie would be PE because she has the perfect body.
hello, open?
>>495647370what you never learnt french or spanish or german in school???? wow.... anywaysMarina teatches octotarian cuz I thought it's cute! and Callie gets math because she is the only one able to make it fun! (besides elementary school math isn't exactly hard or complex anyways)>>495647349honestly.... Pearl is the principal. she owns the school with her money
Acht would sell crack behind the school grounds
>>495647628>teatchesnow I wish they taught me english in schools as well.but you get my point! Marina is too overpowered with knowledge and autism that lets her spill said knowledge non-stop for hours.
>>495647389Do a flip faggot.
no one open?
>>495647696Acht is the stoner bus driver it's no different then an elevator!
>>495647783all this yapping and no open room
silly gang
>>495648087
>>495647901Don't you see I'm busy getting dragged down by mouthbreathing retards?
>>495648229(you) have every chance to play a better experienceyet you choose series
>>495648332I just want to be done with this shit, ok? But every fucking match there's this motherfucker going 1-infinity. I thought the difficulty of rank up was supposed to be playing against people in higher rank, and not 3v4 on top of that.I'll play open with you, just not tonight. I'm too fucking angry, and I've had even more shit experience in open earlier by the way.
>>495647696>>495647838Acht teaches computers but just has her headphones on in FLStudio and doesn't care if people go onto PoolMathGames or play Flowbox.
doing the utmost wretch, raunchy, disgusting, lewd, unholy act of all with /ink/ershandholding
>>495649286my yeb is safe inshallah
EVERY FUCKING MATCH THIS FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN ON MY TEAMAnother fucking 1-3, good night, I hope everyone at Nintendo shits themselves in their sleep.And gookmoot too for fucking with captcha again. Fuck you.
>>495649819you'll get there, champ
looking at pikmin 4 compared to 3 I think we have a lot to look forward to for splatoon 4 when it comes out in 12 years
>>495650167weird you mention that, as I've just started it two or three days ago. I like it, but I've only ever played 2 before. Is 3 considered not to be good?
>>495650407I like it, it's just not as beloved as 1 or 2 or 3 for a few reasons. It's also very easy.
>>495650435meant to say 1 or 2 or 4
Woomy?
>>495642985>>495643434I couldn't find this info anywhere now, only screenshots. I thought it was an article in the News section, but maybe it was only explained in NSO app and that post is gone now. But I remembered right about the pool.>>495649912Thanks, it's just so tiresome :(
>>495629982She's so cool, I love her so much...
Pearl is Lars Ulrich of Splatoon
>>495650435I'm still hoping that F-Zero 99 did well enough that they might make a new one. Even if they just bundled the Gamecube and N64 games into a single remaster, slapped a $40 pricetag on it, I'd buy it. But someone said we're getting news on the Switch 2 tomorrow or the day after? Considering how long Splatoon 2 was out for, I wouldn't be surprised if the next Splatoon is just 3 Deluxe, but on the Switch 2.
maybe some regions just haven't given them outNintendo Europe is notoriously sloppy with these kinds of things
>Every game lately is a one sided stomp for one teamFantastic matchmaking lately. I love it.
Is 4chan shitting itself for anyone else?
>>495648627open points are a placebothe mode is designed to play ranked modes with friends
>>495651228To add to this my last twenty games have been knockouts. Win or lose. I've dropped to a 33% winrate at the moment because matchmaking has decided to give me nothing but bad players.>>495651348If by shitting itself you mean it eating your posts despite saying you posted successfully, yes. Though that was hours ago.>>495651397Open is the only mode worth playing since too many points are at stake in series/X with this games shoddy matchmaking.
>>495651394me on the right (I'm fish)
>>495651497if you don't want to stake anything, continue playing open
>>495651394She wants to consume her friend?
>>495651575I will, thanks. Enjoy losing points because matchmaking decided to give you three teammates that go 1-8, 1-7 and 1-9. Just came out of another stomp in rainmaker. Game ended in under 30 seconds. Remember how they added those checkpoints to prevent this kind of thing but it turns out it's a matchmaking issue and not a game design one.
>>495651586In the splatlands it's eat or be eaten
xDDD
>>495651772i only play tw mostly but when i played anarchy i got to s+0 without losing a single series, which isn't even impressive when i look at most players in the pool i don't see the point playing competitively in a game that lags so hard that you have to play prediction based so much
splatoon?
le woomy XD
like, le woomy.
>>495651586she wants to taste that squid ring iykwim
It's been... so long....
Why was woomy silent for around 90 minutes?
>>495654240I shut down 4chan.
I HATE FREELANCEEEEEEEEERS
>>495654678ok tofu
>>495654918hag sex...doggystyle on the couch lazy hag sex...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TtRfeDrE0Chat, is this real?
>>495655165how i wish it was
>>495655165Marie does not have the energy for this.
Today's episode of 4chan issues is frustrating
you WISH you could be as silly as her.
>>495656819I really do. Being silly is a pretty girl privilege.
Please post cute veemos and weyyos to help me get through this wretched day, I can already tell that this one is going to be another trial.
Now I'm having the same issue with Callie as I did with Frye, the almost none stop spam is making me dislike her. I get that you're happy about Callie but talking about literally fucking anything almost 24/7 is annoying to anyone, if I did the same about things I liked you'd get tired of me talking about it eventually
>>495656819I wish Callie would do silly things around me.
>>495657040
octoslobs go back to KETTLE
>>495657040hope everything goes well anon, best of lucks
>>495657040Your Octo wife will watch over you
>>495657091don't really care about your feelings that much
>>495657091that's such a wild complain too cuz these threads aren't just callieposting yknow?most the time it's one or two anons posting cool fanart and "i love callie" or some shit but we literally talk about a lot of other things
>>495657541omg it’s hippie
>>495651772Playing Open is fine only with other trusted players, otherwise it's you and three mouthbreathers vs full autistic discord tranny stack.
>>495657091that's cool, i don't really care
>begging the gods for Splatoon 4 to have good singleplayer modes
>>495657091This is an idolCHAD general on an imageboard, people will post images of their favorite idol constantly. Deal with it, at least it's not OCfags borderline ERPing anymore.
>>495659118You VILL fight the same Octarian enemies in lego brick environments, and you will be happy...
>>495659275I wish they went back to using multiplayer stages as campaign levels, also wish we had big stages again.....
>>495657091
Octotroopers but in a brand new never before seen color
exploring marinas valley and hills
>>495661059Why is she so blue?
>>495661106worst shaders known to man
>>495661106if she was green, she would die
>>495632580Cute (You)my
>>495658876>twoI think its 3 minimum.
>>495658876what about callie hate posts
>>495660264Now available as premium characters in the Official Splatoon Superfresh!™ Shop for $20.00 USD or 2800 SquidPoints™
me? i'm the wommy poster.
octotrooper plushie when
I'm the yuri poster
uuwwahahhunngggguuhhhhwuwhh
>>495663278want
Shiver version of the evil N64 Callie image
>>495663235no.. i am
>>495661603<3
yea, i'd hug a woomy and i'm not afraid to say it.
I'd marry a woomy.
>>495665737my beloved
>>495664659Does your squid have a Friendship Bracelet?
3922 1313 3427
>>495657228>>495657258>>495657304>>495657541>>495657618>>495657708Much appreciation, thank you.>>495657541>>495657618<3
>>495666640Y-yes, why do you ask?
>>495669451I'd like to see her wear it, if that's okay
>>495669786>her
good morning time to lay about
>>495668404This pb will expose all of the poorfags
Warmy!
>>495670092if you've got an NFC compatible phone, it only costs like $20-30 bucks to rip all the amiibos
>>495669917big think
>>495668404Is the dress code for the entire duration of the PB or only for pictures?
what did he mean by this
>>495670805schizophrenic octocephs staring awkwardly at his ramblings
>>495670805I think he's saying the gear lost in transition from 2->3 is coming during splatoween.
>>495669451gomenasorry...
>>495670978Sex with this woomy
>>495670701>>495670978tomboy woomys.....
>>495673118woomboys...
>>495670559Whole time just like the splatfest tee.
>>495673310ryonawoomy, oh no.....
>faggot ruins the fun>againAnd you wonder why you're hated, stay in your lane
some of you would actually get this
>>495670701Good woomy.
ey lads, how should I buff my brush build?
>>495675110switching to wiper
>>495675338Which one?
it's getting colderit's coat time not tummy time
>>495675386you fell for the bait
>>495674942I would
if you main a timmy weapon like brush or spray shooters my only advice is unsubscribe from nintendo switch online or switch weapons
Alternate outfits or the same outfit in different colors?
>>495674942of course i would it looks so good!id get one of the other two as well!
fat veemo is so fat she can show off tummy all year long and not get cold
Excuse me, have you the yebby?
>>495678904what was her crime
>>495680203Woomy sillied too hard.
fsh?
>>495680540I could fhiss.
>>495680540Yeah give me a minute
>>495680203
>>495680540fsh 3/4.
>>495681036>>495680291
wow there is a smash generalwhy didn't marie tell me
yeah, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises
>>495675680So, which one?
>>495681550She told you to go check the pedophile thread and you got them mixed up.
>>495681248oben up
>>495676280Didn't ask.
>>495681649She can serenade me with her seagull deepthroating noises anytime...
>>495681743ogey.
>>495680540im at work rn
>>495681649Do you think Frye strokes her back and calls her a good girl, lifts her up off the ground and lets her lick Frye's mouth at a close distance.
>>495681649dragging shiver out back from the studio and putting her down with the .9mm
Cephs with tanlines
I just realized dolphins are extinct in splatoon:(
>>495682465Yea
Stop appropriating yebweyy terms like "oben" "fsh" and "ogey."
>>495682465>t.
fat woomy
>>495682569dolphins raping /ink/er cephs!
Free the dolphins!
>>495682806You say this but do you have a yebweyy?
>>495683007Don't get in the way you worthless fat piece of shit.
>>495683282Ewww
>>495682569Good
>>495683485See? Just what I thought...
>>495682806We should kill all yebweyys
>>495682569Not entirely true, it's stated that all LAND mammals went extinct>In the English localization (fuck the Treehouse thoughever) for Spla2n, Marina's landlord at the time is stated to be a Narwhal>Humpback Pump Track is a thing>One of the artbooks states that rats are still a thing>The Manatee Swag Sweat in Splat3 has a model of an anthropomorphic Manatee as its design>The mere concept of dairy still existing implies that they have turned sea-cows into livestock
>>495682992Would
>>495683427*sad fat woomy noises*she waddled away
>>495683982PULL UP YOUR SPATS FATTY
>>495683636The Flipper Flopper in salmon run also wears a mask to imitate looking like a dolphin as well as behaving like them by blowing a ring of ink similar to how dolphins like to blow bubble rings and diving in and out of ink like dolphins do in and out of water a lot, I can't imagine salmonids reading books or watching ancient human movies of dolphins so them existing but a salmonid wanting to pretend to be one based on seeing them in the ocean makes more sense
>>495670978
Woomy was gonna splat herself but was reminded Cod loves her.
>>495684930While this doesn't outright confirm dolphins are extinct it could imply that they're very rare now.
>>495684972Blog?
>>495673310This woomy REEKS so good
>>495685539She is singing about the cards she wants to redeem
>>495684026*spat splitting noises*
>2 years have passed>never got a full lobby wipe in tri-colour
Me after losing in a game about cartoon fish kids with water guns
>>495686065>2 years have passed>Not once played a single tricolor match
I miss Mr. GrizzCome back :(
Holy shit guys, just learned that squids are real
>>495687287No. Your new boss is a soulless sociopathic cat.
>>495687537Bullshit.
why is the second boss in alterna (frye) harder than any other boss that comes after it
>>495688204She is the most competent fighter of the three
>>495688294i just feel like they screwed up the order of thembig man is easily the weakest one and doesn't really do much yet is the last one before the final boss
ggs fshnice king appearance luck
ggs fsh. too bad about the scales.
ggs fsh
>>495688515Big Man is ironically the strongest if we go by the loreHe's just a pushover due to his little brother complex
>>495688515there's no set order, they just happen to be one after another.
>>495689157there's no lore that states that he is the strongest
>>495689254There is side dialog, skipGOD
>>495689325i'm genuinely curious, i've read most if not all of the dialogue
>unironically discussing powerlevelsanother telltale of a sinking ship
>>495689462mom
>>495688794>>495689020>>495689067GGs fshers.
anyone wanna turf at rota—nevermind.
>>495689508you can always leave
You like him, don't you...
How does K get in every lobby? Does he not sleep, have other hobbies?
>>495689672kill yourself
>>495690068>He says in the middle of the dayBrainrot in progress
>>495689325>>495689458alright i re-read up stuffare you talking about the salmon run dialogue? because that's just him hyping himself up for his size, it doesn't really prove that he's actually strong, less so stronger than the other two.
big, bouncing, bountiful marina ass all for pearl to play with
>>495690195>>495690092Nice post times. Like moths to a light.
>>495690068it’s the middle of the day?
>>495690513Marina getting backlash from all the pearlclutching boomersquids on social media for her provocative mannerisms! Marina being told she's poisoning the minds of young cephs! Marina being called a harlot and told to cover up and go back to the sewers!
>>495690881Marina is just a simple octoling, she doesn't know that showing off her gigantic ass and swaying it around is seen as slutty behavior.And Pearl said it was ok.
>>495690881Marina giving not a single fuck as she buries her face in Pearl's fat ass!
>>495691146canon
marina ass cleavage oouggh
>>495691890Sharia correction needed, wallahi
>>495691890I feel like we used to get way more random promo renders like this than we ever did with deep cut
Marina sending Pearl private clips of her having wardrobe malfunctions because her butt is so massively fat.Marina doesn't see the sexy side for she is a silly octo.
>>495692949This is from Haikarawalker so I bet we'll get similar renders once Bankarawalker is out.
>>495693117octos cannot be silly this is scientifically supported
>>495693276they can't be silly, but they can be "silly".
Deporting all the Brapzilian Octos + Excel back to the sewers
ze goggles are kind of silly
an octoling immigrant ate Judd
>>495693613>t. dugong trump
brapzillian octos... oooughghh
I don't want four more stinkin' idols next gameNogami please can we keep the ones we already have
>bluefin RM>take first checkpoint>retake rainmaker>everyone else gets wiped>all I can do is desperately try to outmaneuver the enemy team while mine respawns>manage to stall and take out two of them, giving my team more than enough time to swim out and come back me up>instead, they superjump on top of me one at a time, into an area they can very clearly see isn't safe>each one lasts a few seconds at most before getting splatted>eventually I realize my team is no help and take a gamble trying to make the climb into the enemy base>just barely too slow and get taken out by a dynamo vert from below just as I crest the wall>we can't manage to push back after that and get destroyed
>>495693762Tako Wife treating you to her country's famous national dish, sopa de macaco (una delicia)
>>495694014squid sisters will finally be put out to pasture and we'll get 2 more new ones
Sopa de Big Man
how gassy do you think veemos are
>>495689860i have 290 sea snails
>>495695031Beebs are composed of 72% hydrogen monoxide gasThe rest is water
breeb
>>495695293This is a lie, they are 100% mustard gas based organisms and will fumigate their surroundings if disturbedSource: am Beeb Breeder
you allow fatfags too often and suddenly brapfags think they're allowed here too
even cephs have to fart
>>495696362woomies don't fart
>>495696551They undergo nuclear fusion and then they split on an atomic level
Where are my Grandfest icons, Nintendo?
>>495698008>I missed chibi AchtFUCK
>>495698008>Marina's mugshot
>>495698008I wonder if all these will carry to the next console
>>495698008did you intentionally skip out on big man
>>495698008are you a euro? they aren't showing up for me either
>>495698749I'm a Yuro and I got them as soon as they were out
>>495696176you can tell that woomy just let out an absolute stinker
>>495698537Yeah.>>495698749No.
shiver looks good with a collar
>>495696176I want to eat flopper meat
>>495700132Veemos and takos look best when they dress like sluts.
>>495700132Marrying Shiver...
Yebby
Marooner's Bay.... home
>>495701626Tell me more.
>>495701501You joke but Veemlet would kill for a suitor to put an end to her crippling lonelinessI wouldn't be surprised if it's revealed she's a turbo fujo behind the scenes too and writes smut fanfics to cope with the fact that it's the closest thing to any action she'll ever get
nogami tasks you with making a 4th shore boss to tone down the complaints about too many flyfish, stingers, and big shotswhat do you come up with?
>>495701756Moron's Bay
>>495701865flyfish 2it's flyfish, but two of them, with four bins
>>495701968Freelancer Filter
>>495701756Shitboat.
>>495701756moron's gay
>>495701756
>>495701820She's into goblina for sure, I don't think she'd get close with anyone that's not part of Deep Cut.
>>495701756>BOM bom BOM bom BOM bom BOM bom>Duh nuh nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhNUH nuh nuh dununununuh
>>495701865A lamprey that sucks up friendly ink like those robot fish thingies in story modeThey can be the salmonid equivalent of dogs
>>495690068hes genuinely a underage mormon neet that spends all day shittalking about other /ink/ers in the thread and on discord, begging for free art on X and also liking friday night funkin blacked cuck porn and failing to get to x rank.hes also the footschizo
>schizoid calling the schizo schizoget some perspective please
>>495704479>two retards fightinghappens more often than it should
>>495704237he also spammed third kits kek and puts on a happy smile for ink but shit talks everyone on discord
footschizo: basedkekschizo: cringe
>>495701865Okay, a bunch of salmonids operating old diver suit (Fits with past aesthetics). Some are operating costume from inside, while 2 others are sitting close to shore and pump mud water to his weapon and costume. His weapon is basicallly a hosepipe (Or something close to it) that can cover all part of shore where he spawned. Hard to kill other bosses when everything is so fucked up. To kill him you can either break glass on helmet and throw grenade in it, or kill two salmonids near the pump.
>>495704479>>495704621Why are you samefagging?
I want idol amiibo to have different costumes, Nogami.
kold: callie callie omg wife wifey muffin i love her i am her number one fan!!! also kold: *first game was splatoon 3*kek
>>495704479you should look up what schizoid means before you say something stupid in front of your crush one day
>>495704892you could definitely swap off the hook's outfits with their amiibo in splatoon 2, idk why they didn't bring that back
>>495704802Goblin vagina bones erotic
>>495704862Prove it's samefagging and not just people mocking you for being a retard
>>495704851honestly seeing what appears to be a regular-ass human from a distance could be pretty intimidating even if it's just 5 salmonids in a trench coat
>Still can't see the offending posts because of 4chan XLol
Would anyone be up for some quick Salmon Running in 5 minutes just for dailies/1 king salmon?
fuck off
You should be nicer to lobbies you're gonna join Kold.
yawn
>>495704802boo-tsuho...
I’m convinced Kold is talking about himself so artists will feel bad and draw him.
>>495705712Can't wait for Foamstars's massive singleplayer expansion to get announced at tomorrow's state of play
>>495705712Room canceled.
>>495706820awwww poor baby
>>495705712>>495706820Sorry, I was busy. You still feeling up to slamon?
>>495708214dont be fucking rude
>>495706265It's a stupid tactic I agree, though I am curious. Are you the type of person who can separate a bad drawing to a good drawing? Or do you think any drawing is just a drawing?
It's the Super Marie Cousins Super Show
>look in pool>sneakysnake was the one asking for sr room>kold hates sneakysnake for some reason>thread is currently badmouthing kold so he takes it out on them>hes now samefagging responding to himselfwhat the fuck is this schizo's problem?
>>495709075What if her sisters' personalities is just her personality split in twoa feral goblin and a cutesy one
ask the mirror
>>495709763swing your flops from side to side!
>>495709973come on its time to go do the marie-o
I'M CALLING BOTH GAMES!
>>495709706nta but there is only a bad drawing to an ungrateful receiver objective skill of the art doesnt matter
>>495710323Thank you.
ShiverShe can really moveShiverShe's got an attitude
And remember, if you do Seaweed, you go to Hell before you die. Please.
>>495710739
>>495710752>takes seaweed at home when nobodies watching
>>495711142begone cum demon!
>>495709706>complaining about free art ever
what cars does each idol drive
>>495711443If it's distasteful, sure.Granted at that point I elect to ignore it. Best not give bad things attention.
>>495710752weed woomy
woomy disqualified from ranked for smoking seaweed in the locker room
>>495711684Word
>>495712276thats my woomy :)
>>495712708your woomy is banned for a year
>>495712708Tell your woomy to stop smoking :V
So tired, only got my daily win bonus nowThread hasn't been very active either.This has been a slow day
>>495694095>two of our team are down>enemy recaps zone in under two seconds>wipe enemy out but die>my team does not recap zone for 10 secondsEvery time.
good night /ink/
>>495701865A team of 2-3 salmons start bringing pieces of equipment out of the water. 6 pieces in total. If left alone they ultimately construct a juicer loaded with lemons. The lemons are juiced and sprayed around in an aoe. Any standard salmon that pass through this aoe are made tastier by the lemon juice and recieve speed and damage buffs in an effect similar to the tacticooler. Not quite glowflies level of speed, but somewhere in the middle.Destroying the salmon operating the juicer causes it to shut down but the juicer remains like the big shot cannon. The juicer can be restored to functioning quickly if new salmon operators are spawned and bring more lemons to the juicer.The juicer has a "reservoir" like a splashwall that can be filled with your ink once the operator is down and if so, will deal a little damage to the salmonids spawning in instead of buffing them. So long as the juicer is filled with ink, more operators cannot spawn so you can periodically toss bombs into it and keep it offline. If the reservoir is completely filled with ink (4 bombs back to back), that juicer is destroyed.Just a quick and dirty idea.
does anyone have a White Leather F-3? i want to order one for my woomy
>>495714069I like it
>>495714440i’ve got it, want me to make a pb?
>>495714440I have one, full slots. I can set up a PB.Host: SS
>>495714881Disregard this, other Anon responded first.
>>495715030illegalsloms are not allowed to be housedremove them from your apartment and have them sent to a grizzco affiliated exterminator
>and when they had all giving up on fighting back, one lone MG user stood up and decimated the enemyDeserters deserve the death penalty
>>495715260Why did you throw a fizzy bomb away from the enemy? Are you retarded?
>>495714440>>495714802anon? you there?
>>495715260Did you win tho?
>>495715541I wasn't actively trying to harm them with it rather using its fast turfing to entrap the enemy in a smaller area where they'd be more likely to be killed or damaged by my reefslider. I am a fool, not a cretin
>>495714440pb's upjoin whenever you're ready, i guess
>>495716072Nah but I came close to it, I think one of my remaining mates was AFKing at spawn since I didn't see him anywhere after the wipeout.People need more confidence man, losing matches because they give up at the first sign of struggle is annoying.
>>495715228She's about to become a fat veemo...
I still haven't received the icons.
>>495716824the stress is too much...maybe splatoween candy gorging will calm her down
>>495716497im here sorry ill join rn
>>495716497thank you so much, like the name btw
>>495717273anytime.cute woomy, by the way.
kill yourself
>>495717359thanks she is cute
Name 1 woomy that isn't cute
>>495717682ones that wear green zip hoodies
>>495717682>Green Zip Hoodie
woomy's parents barge into her room without knocking and catch her looking at Salmonid-fetish sites
>>495717893Timmy's woomy made that site
>>495717893Panned.com
>>495717682mine
>>495641745Five Nights at Woomy's
>>495719005is this where you woomy be
>>495641745would
Nintendo is aware that Splatoon has become one of their biggest franchises right? It's weird how Nintendo knew this very well quite a while ago.
I just wish they had given Aerospray the bullet hitbox buff it deserved. If inkbrush gets to have a buff like it had then Aerospray too
>>495719297Giving low skill floor weapons meaningful buffs is generally a bad idea. By nature they exist as shitter crutches, if you want more killing power make the switch to something like N-zap.
>>495719634It's not a low skill floor weapon, it's not Jr or splattershot
so can you guys say anything else than woomy woomy woomy
>>495720046better woomy woomy woomy than 'aero isn't a low skill floor weapon'at least woomy is in good faith
Friendly reminder that E-literfags should be drug out onto the street and shot.
hot eliterfags are waiting for you in drag on a street in your area
Kitamura is my friend. Can you say the same?
>>495669786Ah, you asked so many times already, I guess you really want to see it. Fine! It feels good to take those heavy boots off sometimes...J-just don't do anything funny with it ok!
>>495722820Thanks friend, you have a very good woomy
i hope the splat 4 square has seasons and weather effects
>>495722820Why are you typing like it's ERP.
>>495723191woomy shivers in the cold
>>495723191How much snow does it get?
>>495668404Neither of my cephs would ever wear tummy exposing gear.
>>495719257What are you getting at?
>>495723351That's how the /ink/er (You) speaks when luring minors online.
FLAT
>>495724916
>>495725396
callies ass isnt flat
>>495723095You're welcome! I hope it will help you with... whatever it is you have in mind!>>495723351Can't a woomy be silly sometimes?
callies ass is fat
you're are squid now you're a balding middle aged salary man now
>>495725924>implying I have a job
>>495722820I splatted my pants
I work for an egg distribution and racial genocide company.
shiver being the most self conscious idol is perfect I dont care if the lore doesn't really support it
>blaster superjumps to me while I base invade>he doesn't immediately seek to flank the enemy from behind instead wastes his time painting in places I alrady covered Holy fuck, you're a blaster you fucking dimwit. YOU KILL
>>495725924I'm going to be in my 50s still playing with /ink/ when Splatoon 10 releases.
So why do they have breasts?
>>495726732I am the oldest /ink/er.
>>495726798>he thinks just because they're squids they can't have mammary glandsevolution my dear boy
sticky spaghetti girl from the knick-knack bodega disrupting her biorhythms with too much guarana and taurine, feeling most awake at night
>>495727165But what purpose do they serve?
>>495727165do yebs and weys still have nipples?
>>495727224to breastfeed the little squidlings
>>495726905age?
>>495727224Fap material
>>495727990So are they kinda like how humans specifically evolved to have them be attractive but without the part where they have a main function more important than that?
>>495728183Yes to that
Idk why people think that them being able to evolve breastfeeding is so far fetched compared to everything else. There's already such a thing as crop milk in birds.
woomy will be a mother to my ungodly inkling-human bastard child, because I won't be there to see it I'm out see ya
woomies evolved lengthy floppers to show their fitness for matingflopshredders spit in the face of this
>>495725679Really I'm just happy you finally showed me
Tthis SR rotation is far worse than the Marooner's Bay one earlier, just freelancing for bonuses for this one.
>>495702534Why is veemo a muppet?
>>495729707>squiffer>bad
>>495730101Now look at the rest of the weapons and tell me it's a good set.
>>495730101Where did he mention Squiffer?
>>4957286071) They aren’t mammals so they shouldn’t be able to produce breast milk, simple as2) Why the fuck would anyone besides porn-rotted coomers give the question of weather cephalopods make titty milk more thought beyond the initial consideration, that’s weird
>>495730203Just now, why do you hate it? Aimlet
>>495730980That's another anon, retard.I didn't mention squiffer in my original post >>495729707 and ironically, to me it's the second best weapon of the current set after the nozzlenose. The brush and blaster are lmao tier and everything falls apart the minute a high tide wave happens.
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does anyone have a Annaki Beret with swim speed as it's main ability? i would like to order one
>"...and that's why 'sloshmo' is actually the correct term.">"you see? it's really quite simple to understand when explained by an expert in the field."
>>495731787>mochine
>>495731787What's a mochine?
fat veemo spats splitting to reveal her giant XXXXL squid sister themed panties
>>495730872because they clearly have boobs
>>495731838>>495731859>s3 newfags
>>495731748Murch's orders are all predetermined by a seed, so unless your next one is perfect then you'd be better off using chunks.
they spent 400 million on side order and only sold 25,000 copies?!
>>495732580Most of that cash went to Pearl's jacket
>>495732580You wanna try and make sense with that?
>>495732305ah I forgot about that. it's a pity that that one seed lookup site isn't working correctly for me. thanks
>>495727334yep!
SUCKING ON BEEBS GIGANTIC INK BALLOONSGETTING A BOOBJOB
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non stop lemuria hub assblasting
>>495729119No worries, reasons and all aside, I guess I feel flattered by the attention? So thank you, likewise.
Woomy in the darkWalks in the darkWooms in the day
>>495733617bawoobs
