Previous: >>495118635>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Cesario (3*), Durandal (3*), Espoir City (SSR), Select SSR Rate Up: pick two from a pool of ten3.5 campaigns (1/2 TP, 2x drop etc.) lasts until 10/13.5 Anni Missions Part 3 underway:Get an SSR exchange ticket by training a character to Rank UG5Main Story 2: Middle Half has been released>Great Food Festival Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1hBjeQ6J9SQVIOm5sfysy_G2L4ZNRC_ng_-aPZxFLlXg/edit?usp=sharingLoH Mile will be held in 9/23, Kyoto, 1600m, turf, right, fall, afternoonCM Classic will be held in October, Tokyo, 2000m, left, autumnUma Musume: Pretty Derby English release TBA: https://umamusume.com/>IP NewsTwinkle Circle in Aichi:>9/28 - 929 Uma Musume Cinderella Grey anime by Cygames Pictures will air in 2025'Umamusume Party Dash' is available on Switch, PS4, and SteamNintendo Switch version yields a free rainbow crystal voucher>DLC 1: Team Iris>DLC 2: Team Geranium>DLC 3: Team Primrose>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (15 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Post ID in the thread and the leaders can invite you.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/up4f5Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client:https://www.umavpn.pro/Card Score Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17nbTcHUPqq8O6h_4Z6cVXwfkgEbpgO1VHzdLf-3YSfw/edit?usp=sharingSupport Card Evaluation Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iUV8pAc5-eXePJJA8hhgeJA6KjuCczjf68ZxdzYY4tM/edit?usp=sharing>Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>479911257 (Dead)Season 2: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=96596Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454>How to buy jims on Android>>396945814>>396946167
>>495587054>realistic ear crevasse
Ushi Musume
>>495588349Everybody would commit warrimes for tiny Mirako.
>>495591686Clingy hors love
King of SEX
i am not ready for LoH
I wish there was more Uma Musume gender bender porn.
Today's 愛馬の日, post your 愛馬.
>>495609740Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
>>495609740
Is the strat for LoH to not use all your tickets on the first day?
>>495609740wife
>>495609740beloved wife
>>495586712i want sex with mares
I have a feeling they won't actually make a proper global version but just add an option to switch languages on the JP version. I saw this in a dream a few days ago.
this retard is so sex
https://www.iwara.tv/video/YCbqOVbQSg97Pv/vsch4ngesomeone call the yakuza
>>495617679That would be best case scenario and very unlikely to happen.
>>495617679>putting the filthy gaijins in the pure JP serveryikes
I can see it
how do i play this, is it even worth it if i cant read the cute story, is it extremely easy?
>>495613594I feel like sandbagging is retarded because you're missing out on 3 mood ups
there's a surprising amount of non-niges in the top 100
how the fuck am i suppose to know whats good or not
wind...
oh were we supposed to train nigers only for this? it's over
>>495620176The point is to make it more likely to get easy 1000 point matches so that your point buffer is bigger for when your average score drops in plat matches regardless of mood boosting.
>>495609740I stole this 愛馬 format so people can fill in top 2 愛馬 per stadium section.
Dirty horses…
Dog
i dont know what im doing but i like her a lot and shes getting podiums
Helios love
>>495623070Reading the guide.
>>495628768oh trust me brother im reading all of em and im still lost
>>495624109You can probably do decent with a well built senkou. North Flight has been great for me so far.
>700 points per run in bronzeIt's already over
whats the best INT card for sashi/mid right now?
>>495629334McQueen
>>495629009If you’re new, dont expect it to make sense all at once. There’s a bit of a learning curve, but once you’re comfortable with doing runs you can try to figure out how to optimize where you can.
>>495629139My entire team is senkou. Granted I didn't train for this LoH at all. I nearly had Vivlos on my team before I accidentally trained a UC krafto.
>>495629334dia
It kinda sucks how they made int Dia sensibly inferior to McQueen for absolutely no reason.
>>495586712>pandoraNOT AGAIN
>>495629850Is Int Dia a good card? I lucked out and MLB’d her during the free draws, and I swear every time I use her I come up short on Wis.
>>495630012>for absolutely no reason.she was on the same banner as dura
>>495630350It's good but much like literally every other card it's not even in McQueen's stratosphere
BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME BY ME
Inu Musume
>>495631784yjk
>>495626238I want to lick her armpits.
>>495620345Cesario and Kraft are hilarious together. Half the video was just them yelling>CESARIOOOOOOOOOOOO>KURAFUTOOOOOOOOOOO
>>495631784Oguri is too smart and quiet to be a husky.
holy sexxxoooo
i wish i could read the story :(
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/49561Major schedule changes for 2025, Arima Kinen will be held on the same weekend as Hopeful Stakes, Takarazuka Kinen moved 2 weeks earlier, also several G2/G3 adjustment
>>495617679They already said it was pain in the ass with grub, doubt they'll do it for an app game
>>495634481night races when
>>495634705Too busy with me every night
>>495609740My horse wife
>>495634769!?
>>495634009retard search in youtube.
>>495634481Aoba Sho got moved up a week, the curse can finally be broken
https://x.com/Yoyoyo_aaaaanayutard new acc
>>495609740horswife
Sex with anon's daughter
>>495637430>Yoyoyo_aaaaawho?
>>495638516Some menhera uma fanartist that keeps nuking & makes new acc
>>495638746thats both crazy and cool
>>495637430>nayuta_gggagain? Man how many of this retard nips do this anyway?
luv ur bro
>does want to let mares win in the game where fucking trainer is involved
Gangrape beasts Part 3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfzZaN_GBw
Uma abs delicioso
nyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
>>495643605Main wife Kingu is too strong!!
>>495644332If you look closely you will see my wife is a real gamer
>>495643605>the team with Sweepy always losesIKZEbros...
>>495643605I wanna see them do some generic fighting game, or smash bros if they can get nintendo to agree.
>>495644803They'll play grub versus next.
>>495644973Imagine them playing guilty gear or blazblue.
>>495644803They're gonna play dragonball
i want sex.....
>>495645770holy sexo
please refrain from posting mares while im at work
ok i'll post fatsos instead
>>495609740My wife
Miracringe
i think i will never train fukukitaru and mirako
>>494404269>>494427304>>494742826>>494533052KFC code sent. Enjoy seeing Colonel Golshi randomly pop up in your run.I take no responsibility for any possible retribution from Cygay.>>494426315Gonna need you to accept my Friend Request.>>494754363Sorry about this Creek Anon, but your code's going to be a little late. It should be here by next week, but I can't be sure.
>>495645770>>495646030man getting this two artist to draw Buena and Tact was worth it.
>>495646869sex...
>>495648572so fucking sex
>>495649278I'd imagine she'd use a chokutou
>>495647695Code received and activated.Thank you anon, I appreciate it.
>>495649278>>495649550Bad part on the artist. Or heck even a rapier for pure thrusting
>>495649569>no bratypical team victory slut
imagine if the 2019 mares got revealed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rybvfjft9zc&list=PLcynJ47QaWNsU81359pgaSpdHnOu_u0kRI just found out that this show exist today. Uma VAs are just getting more and more keiba related work.
>>495647695thanks anon, really appreciate itactually haven't drawn in months desu
Are we back?
>>495630724me inside>>495634481upgrade stayers stakes already
Retarded jannies
>>4956540004chan broke due to preregpls understand
I'm going to HUG the chairman
>>495655979Well I'm going to FUG the chairman
I thought Uma shat in the street?
>>495656501Only Indians do that
>>495652762CAFE SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
buena makes me so horny
>>495647695>>495652409i may be rarted where do i enter the code
cafe is so fucking sex
SUGOKU SUGOI DESU
uh oh burgerbois
I want to fuck Still.
>>495664847https://litter.catbox.moe/em5gah.mp4seeeeeeex
I want a Palmer golf alt
>>495649628>>495652409Thank you both for participating. It's nice to see some OCs in the thread.>>495661072メニュー > コード入り
>>495671617fug, i'm on an ipad, am i gonna need to login on a different version just to enter the code?
>>495672149yesh
>>495672334nyoooo...tbdesu with smarr indie dev coding i'm a bit paranoid about whether the game can even cope with me switching back and forth between apple and android/dmm without fucking something up
>>495672928Don't worry, as long as you: >log in using your link pass on DMM or android>input the code on that account>then log the DMM/Android devices' account back in (so that the account you play on doesn't get logged out on your main device, in this case the ipad)You should be fine if you follow these steps, I had to do the same thing when I got the code for Party Dash.
>>495672928I did that pretty regularly back before DMM blocked my IP because it was more convenient to buy DMM points directly instead of buying JP AppStore gift cards from Amazon.jp.
>>495673871>log in to DMM/android and input code>log in to DMM/android againdid you mean log out of DMM/android after inputting?
>>495674508No, I'm not sure how to log out of DMM without inputting that accounts login pass back in. I remember I couldn't use my phones' account on that device because I was "logged in somewhere else."They may have changed it though.
>>495647695>4chan died as i was typing a reply earliercode received, thanks again kfc anon
https://litter.catbox.moe/f4dwsl.jpgyou can never show how good this is in VR compared to 2D... I literally came buckets...
>>495678571Woah the facemods are still no luck?
>>495679267facemods are possible for a long while now
I haven't touched my quest in months...
>>495675043hmmm well anyway i ended up doing>install uma on android phone>it found my previous google play link from when i was on a different tablet>proceed to wait a gorillion years for files/update download>enter code which took me 3 tries for some reason rumao>go back to ipad>just needed to restart game to get back in there as wellanyway >>495647695 thanks for the code!!
I just want the kfc dia card cause i like having exclusive shit and her outfit is sex
>>495689341If anon managed to buy one you probably can too.
After KFC Dia sex, extra greasy
How did your first day go, dacchis?
>>495647695Oh apparently my reply didn't goJust Creek anon saying I'm happy enough to be included and feel bad you had to go out of your way to buy one off mecari, which I really hope wasn't too much.Thank you so very much, would have done it myself if I was still living in Japan.
>>495690935Decent considering I didn't train anyone for this
>>495690935>7730>multiple rounds went below 700 during the dead hours where i was supposed to be able to avoid whalesit's so fucking nyover for me
Did they change anything? I have to go through the animations in GFF now even though I didn't touch any of my settings
>>495703431Maybe you unclicked animation skip on accident
>>495689505Do I have to make an actual Yahoo auctions account or can I use Buyee?
>>495704498I don't think so? Unless I'm missing something
>>495705379It's in the menu where you're asked to cook the dish
>>495705487Thanks, you saved me
Do any of you guys follow parent making schizos on twitter?
https://youtu.be/tVQ0niE_dSo
>>495727059so happy they've done another set of these, gangbeasts is the most fun of the pakatube gameplay videos
>>495727059I don't know why Kraft turned into Bruce Lee the entire time but she was adorable. Is she like that in her story too?
>>495733175No. Kraft seiyuu is trying her darn-hardest but it's hard when your opponent is a gaming beast like Kingu who aims at her all the time.Still waiting for some artist to draw Cesario punching Kingu lol>>495678571sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!
>>495733163Is that all? I expected something a lot better from that artist. I almost thought it was a copycat at first.
ENTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVtL-i3mc1c
>>495733163>>495738157If only someone did save his lewds.>>495738405
>>495738538His new chibi lewds are other game and old lewds are girls frontlineI wish he breaks the mold and finally draws horse porn>>495738405Peak humor
>>495738780Yeah, much wish if he draw non-chibi umas as other artist had more balls to draw them in.
>>495738405>>495738538why's ramonu there, she's not in cingray
>>495739164Wasn't Ramonu from same gen as Rudolf?
>>495739416Nah she's a couple years younger. But these are all boomer horses anyway
>>495739416no, she's from two gens after
>>495738405Cute Chiyono and City just staring.
>>495740261Weird dog
Fat ass American slut
>>495739019source?
>>495741870My cute Japanese wife
>>495742519https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/121916798
>>495743396sex....sex...
Who’s the doggier weird dog, Chiyo or Durandal?
>>495738405>It's official I'm looking forward to Oguri's Kasamatsu Ondo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuaa4tj7EUHors racing?
>>495745934chiyo and taiki are still the prime dog-uma lifeforms, durandal's still got a long way to go
>>495631784Anyone got that pic of corgi NTR looking outside to see shiba Chiyono running in the rain?
Oh nyooooo
Can we skip Halloween alts? They always end up pretty fucking boring.
https://x.com/sametokaiuno/status/1838200905407021317Hors
>>495759923Too bad Chevy's best kid flopped on Kobe Shimbun Hai
nyoooooooooo!!!
>>495738405>>495748849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuCCRGEJX4YOjisans assemble!
sex
Sex is cancelled.
based /sfg/
Guys halp, I bought a code off yahoo through buyee and I'm afraid of getting scammed
>>495761130sex
>>495767536for reproduction
>>495770304DO NOT REDEEM
>>495762497I don't get it. Why are they referencing this?
>>495771035buh why?
>>495771054probably popular song during oguri's era or something
>>495761130BUENA!!!
>>495771707HOLY SEXSOURCE
Did Mirako pop up in any of those banners with a bunch of assorted umas? I wanna get her someday.
>>495773068https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/122734375
>>495773126Yeah I forget the exact one but it was some time ago.
https://x.com/uma_musu_hacha/status/1838518340702343399
>>495773126You missed her a couple months ago. She'll probably pop up when Long becomes relevant again.
>>495761130They better not release her right after this. I've burnt all my jims on Donna, Cesario, and Dograndal.
>>495758414While I agree, they give me some time to save, so no.
>>495758414Halloween Doto was really good, though. It gave us more tanuki and the goat army.
s e x
>>495777558That's the only good one
I wish they'd bring back the fantasy umalator alts, I want to see the rest of the Golden Gen party.
Just came back after 3 years and a half, should I roll now?
>>495780024Depends on what you want to roll for and how much you're willing to.
>>495771707>psd in paywallman I wonder if anyone follow this guy
Does anyone here have Team Iris yet?
We love Satono here.
>>495789028Ojooooou :D
>>495761149I still believe in Meliorem, it was just too short for him
>>495789028I regret not going for this alt, one of the rare nice looking ones.
>>495784075
>>495789028That's one puffy vulvaJust perfect to slam against Ojou's clit
https://x.com/JosephOBrien2/status/1838577613175971870Take ready to win Arc
>>495795163I hope Ojisan win the the Arc, I really do, but he hasn't been doing too well this past year.
Take a ride in the bromobile?
>>495795163Is Shin the only nips horse going?
>>495777576USHI MUSUME MILKIES
>>495797045What other nip horse could possibly compete in the Arc right now? There's not a lot of strong contender left.
>>495797045Yeah only Shin>>495797725Sol definitely should run in Arc, he won Satsuki and finished 2nd in Zuka on yielding ground
>>495777576>draw a cow>call it a horsOr in the real horse's case, >see a hors >call it a cow
>>495797974I meant more in term of pure racing ability, I don't think Sol is good enough to win against the like of Sosie and Troy. He's a good hors, but he's not even strong enough to beat older hors in Japan.
>>495798906Japan's ground doesn't suit him well, he like it wet. Doubt Sosie or Troy could handle Japan's ground well either
>>495798906>I meant more in term of pure racing abilityThat's exactly why JP never wins, they send their best horses all the time and flopped. What they need is a good horse that's compatible with wet ground.
>>495800430who else besides El's owner committed to months of frog track training in advance to make sure there was compatibility?
>>495800881Do Deuce
>>495800881orfevrekizunafesta
>>495797678I want to poke at her chubs
>>495800881Fujita right now in his throwing money phase to let his trainers purchase & cook whatever horses they want to. Hope Yahagi got some good haul
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>495800095>>495800430I do agree that having compatibility with wetter/softer European turf is important, but I'm just saying that ability is still very important, you have someone like Clincher who's good with bad/wet ground but still finished dead last on his Arc attempt because he just couldn't keep up.You need someone like Orfe, a hors with both wet ground compatibility and amazing racing strength - it was just a shame that he didn't have IKZE with him.
The king of SEX
Why are there suddenly so many cow Dantsu fanarts?
>>495805531
>>495804734>You need someone like OrfeYou're just asking for a miracle for a monster horse to appears. What they need to do is filter out horses with wet ground compatibility and honed & train them for Arc, not wasting them on jp ground and say they're sucks because they perform badly on a ground that doesn't suit them the best. Also with Clincher at the time you can see he's actually a stayer without any finishing kick
>>495802310sex digitan...
>>495805804>cygays wants (you) to imagine her in a minotaur outfit>She's so plump, it's difficult to imagine her in anything other than a cow bikini
The SEX family
>>495609740I LOVE MY HORSEWIFE
>>495812047reminds me of all the new year 2021 year of the ox art that was just cowprint+boobs
>>495805804Which support card is that?
>>495815634No card, it’s part of Durandork’s campaign.
>>495804739>>495812047Need strong Dantsu in a cowprint bikini for max sexo
>>495804734IKZE don't know how to ride in EU, Soumillon were better choice.
>>495814705sexxxxxxxx
https://x.com/bkub_comic/status/1838476293450674447
>>495626769Dasca is good and plump and sex and I am going to make her a mom
>>495815634It's during Durandal's ファン感謝祭 event.
>>495817153Women with muscles are not sexo
i think silence suzuka is the best uma
>>495821227as a boyfag enjoyer even i think this take is way too gay
sexo, but stop spamming
>>495823549The perfect girlfriend to marry
>>495824183...is silence suzuka
Any other umas with smug as fuck eating animations?
kaibutsu sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGaKMDMke3s
>>495831623how tall tho
>>495835640mirako ecchi
>>495831623Wolflet
Yeah it's over.
>Wanted the canon wife Kingu fan book on DLSite>Couldn't buy purchase points because of shithead b*nks>Had to go through a third-party site, make an account and purchase points from thereWhat the fuck is their problem?
>>495854638blame visa and mastercard
>>495854638Can't you use Paypal? I had no problems buying poitns through that.
>>495815035Coomers aren't known for originality or extra effort.
>>495721623Sweepy makes girlbossing look easy!
>>495854926https://www.dlsite.com/modpub/lp/home/dlpaycom/close.html
>>495855381Pain, I guess I was lucky to buy the points 3 weeks ago.
Uma with giant fat saggers.
>>495821227Gayest post in the thread so far.
>draw hors as cute girls>fan of cute girls now draw them as horsWe're going full circle.
>>495859821hors is girl is hors
>>495860380MY GODDAMN MC
>>495805804Cute cow pig.
Summer Maruzen yay or nay for LoH?
>>495876114Decent, my daily pvp sammaru always finished top 3 in LoH
>>495804515I need sauce for this
>>495876334Just trained a UC one I'll see how she does later
>>495883165Buena! Please give me 3 thousand yen!
>>495849332It's truly over.
bakushin nige or senkou?
DLC get.It's annoying as it had nothing aside from voice lines and stuff. No new team story either.It's basically a scam, unless you want Chev or someone.
>>495886249>No new storyWhat's even the point?
ぬん
Dr Tachyon, I'm CIA
Ushba vs Derma tonight
anons do I get more speed or get a bit of powerstill is mlb, cunny flower is 0lb
>>495896605During URA trainings I usually just go with whatever gives the most skill points
>>495896139That's quite the lineup, a lot of strong contenders. Watch as Giga King take this.
SEX
Mares...
>>495883165>>495884406sex
how ya'll faring in loh today, anons?
>>495910873Still sandbagging.
>>495831623
Disgusting.
damn
sex...
https://youtu.be/i97-YkHCXZUGET IN, Sotogake's first time running in JP since 2022
>>495919852please rumao push him
>>495919852JOBBERSAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sakai so good on dirt
Kawada fucking sleeps all the way, good ride from Sakai
>>495919852>>495920438>that final spurt>2nd>mfw
Horses too used to jobbing overseas that being behind another horse is natural to them.
>>495919852
>>495919852Congrats to William. Nice job leading from start to finish.I'm really happy that a Meisho placed in the top three.>>495920394Him and Shin are going to do well in dirt races overseas.
>>495920743Isn't that an actual thing? Losing so much that they develop a habit of following other horses instead of leading.
William should go to saudi and dubai. Nigers run great there
>>495926101Tell me where is Willi- Wait.. you're not fooling me to elope with you in Dubai, family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjHYgoP7VUBest recent song.
What kind of umas are girls into?
>>495936941Ones like Sirius
>>495936941Ones like Tachyon
>>495936941Tachyon, Sirius, Festa, Ace etc.In short, stellar taste.
are the races the only time there's a fully modeled 3d environment? in all the other animations for stories and training it looks like the models are animated in front of static 2d backgrounds, other than i guess the homescreen
>>495936941The Symbolis, Ace, Tachyon, Gimlet, Festa, Journey, C.B, Oguri, etc, just think of all the cool umas. But I have also seen a few of them liking Vivlos, Calstone and Durandal.Personally, I like SoE.
weird dog
hors
>>495784575Fact
Uma GPS voice chart
>>495936941>resident homoshills won't even mention shakurwhat a flop lmao
>>495968050Nobody cares about shakur.
how are you holding up?
>>495965958Imagine a long car ride with Turbo...
>>495969197ist over fur mich
>>495977246nyein...
scopehorse
Love Hag Umas!
>yurinigger artist
the art is sex, who gives a fuck
>>495910873Doing solid. North Flight is my mvp this time through.
>>495965958Why would Clown be there though? She'd likely plan things well imo
>>495969197It's over.
>>495998989>He doesn't know that she's an absolute ditz
>>495936941The big one I've seen are Tachyon, Curren, Mayano, Sirius, Rudolf, Festa, Air Groove, and Journey. Brian is also very popular with female artists, but only for shipping with Mayano, I barely see any Brian x FemT.>>495965958>Ricky>Leading you correctlyShe'll just use her weird fengshui compass.
how come the only horss that manage to make the dirt-to-turf jump successfully nowadays are all short-distance horss?
>>496006365Specialisation.
>>495988481Excellent, Doto!Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!
stacked doggies
>>496006365Less apparent in stamina requirement
>>495936941Regarding umas girls don't seem to like, you have umas like Suzuka or Ayabe. In those two's case I think it's because they're often wifed by men and the idea of being juxtaposed internally triggers them.Likewise you won't see them say anything good about a girl like Machitan because they'd see her as the archetypal "cute airhead girl who does not embody any empowering trait".I'm not talking about Japanese women here btw, only Westerners I've interacted with.
>>495988481Museru...
>>496015602girls love suzuka and ayabe thoughmostly to ship them with whoever, but still
Buena
Benis
>>496018423Not in my experience.
Chiyono... Sexo.
21080 points. The Plat 4 dream is over umadacchis...
Post grayhaired umas
>>496026697The plat barrier is really painful this time around. Plat 4 dreams are gone once again...
>>496029098Well it's my fault really. I'm running mile Umas from when the new scenario was first launched. They don't even have S mile. I do hear that it's a bit harder this time.
>>496029098Yeah everyone has access to OP cards now and everyone is running the same skills. I'm getting fucked over because I chose to run an oikomi here though.
I desire horse buruma.
>missed the 5 ticket restart over my 10 turns>Now I have 5 less turnsI wasn't getting Plat 4 anyway, I couldn't even fully train a team in time for the event. I've grown so tired of having to use cards that give me dogshit results in GFF despite playing it "correctly" and even then, my stats are never how I'd like them to be, my fucking support chains never finish and the skills I need never proc during inheritance. This game's meta has just really tested my patience as of late.
Plat3 isn't that bad, hahaha...
>>496031632>in GFF despite playing it "correctly"I highly doubt that
El has a real hawk too, huh?
If you're /sandbagging/ when do you use your extra turns
>>496035321Yea MamboThere are almost as many illegal pets in the dorm as there are illegal weapons
>>496035495I usually use an extra ticket each day. That way you won't have to do 10 rounds with only 3 item uses at the final day.
>>496035495If I still have parfait uses remaining and I luck into a lineup of scrubs I do more just to use up the parfaits.
>>496035847>>496036321Cool I'm on pace then I think
>>496034043Getting to plat 1 is like hitting a brick wall. Everything is all smooth sailing and then suddenly its high quality umas enmasse.
>>496035574>Doto's tanuki and Meto-san>El's Mambo>Tachyon's sentient radishWhat else?
>>496023484seeeeeeeeeex
If you truly loved your aiba you'd do MANT to win her all the trophies.
>>496039852I do multiple CM wins with her instead.
>>496035495Final day. I just spend enough tickets to have space for another 5 after daily reset.
>>496042052>insteadSo not both. Pathetic.
>>496039852I did, but then they added even more dirt races. I'm not going back to the MANT mines again umadachi... I just cant...
>>496039852I was considering it, but is there an easy way to track this?
>>496043407>excuse excuse excuseDon't come crying once she finds a better trainer.>>496043793In the Trophy Room, at the bottom you can select your uma, and then see all the trophies she's missing.Other than that, when choosing a race during training, if you long press on a trophy you can see on which umas you got it or not.I personally ended up manually making a list of everything, using https://gametora.com/umamusume/races to help me categorize things efficiently as to make as few runs as possible. I just have 2 trophies left atm.
Also MANT has only really been needed for a small % in total. I got most of them in GFF or L'Arc which wasn't unpleasant to do.
>MANTOnly the least umane trainers use that scenario.
>>496045559MANT is the hero we need to eos global
https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=2143UPDATE
>>496035574hors are practically royalty to some extent that laws dont apply cause they're too stupid to really do anything
>>496034931You can keep denying that I'm playing this shit correctly, I'm tempted to make a video to show you exactly what I'm doing and when I decide it's actually just the games fault.
>>496050912sexxxxx
I must tell you all that Daiwa Scarlet is the best race horse in existence. I know this, my japanese boss says so.
I kinda wish it wasn't green though. It looks like a newbie badge.
Why is Danon Premium so horny for Almond Eye?
Oh shit finally.
>>496052234I didn't need your boss to tell me something I already knew
>>496052513Grats on your Neicha
>>496052234Vodka > Scarlet.And I'm saying this as someone who loves retarded girls.
>>496054016Thanks, she's 5 stars now.
>>496052234 quagsire is cuter
>>496051714SEEEEEEEEEEX
https://www.youtube.com/live/LyCjZ-o7gSoStream expectations?
>>496057948Damn already, September went by too fast.Halloween alts maybe? Next month will be next scenario, so it's kinda now or never.
>>496057948>No MachicoIt's over...
https://litter.catbox.moe/d4zafv.jpgSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>496057948Newma announcement (that they already showed in game)
>>496055706When you consider all the other hors in the school, Jordan's not that dumb.
You guys ready for Sakai to win another JPN raceM
>>496060834She's more lazy than inept
>>496061670Field is pretty bad, would be embarrassing if Ammothyella lost
>>496061670>>496061919RorRumao
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sakai & Taguchi fighting for the lead and flopped badly
>>496061801It's the opposite. Jordan is a really hard worker, she just gets discouraged by her own limitation and other people looking down on her
>>496057948Pearl and Fuku alts
>>496057948Grass and Pearl alts for the US of A track
Daring Sex>Error: File too largehttps://x.com/Hukahito/status/1839243525541740645
>Jordan lazy>when she takes notes of nearly everything about training
>/uma/ when reading through character scenarios
>>496062545>>496066524I'm tripping, I think I confused it with the fact that she likes to eat junk food like hamburgers
>>496066519seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cafe sexo
>>496066524>Takes notes during class>Read up on her materials and try to study>Can't because Chikezo will cry every time she sees Jordan working hard>>496066830She enjoys junk food because her mother wouldn't let her eat them when she was a kid.
https://x.com/poka3iii/status/1839165135241490564
>>496050621>I'm tempted to make a videodo it
>>496054052>>496054670>Objectively the best leader who maintained the lead, which resulted in either a Win or 2nd place, BASICALLY INSURING A QUINELLA BET ALWAYS WINS>Won Arima Kinen, didn't bother with Tiaras because she was a cut above mares and even destroyed known stallions>Incredible consistency>Came from a mare with crooked legs, breeded with a legend, and the uma goddess gave her the best genes imaginable>Compared to Uokka who is hit or miss in recordsNow gentlemen, where would (you) bet your money on?
Best Let's Play on Pakatube?Gang Beasts 1 = Gang Beats 2 > PICO PARK > Yakiniku Game > SUPER BUNNY MAX > Boomerang > Pacify > Stifled
>>496076421I wanna see them do a horror game with the current cast, but maybe something simple like FNAF1.
>>496076289She might not be a good broodmare but 11 kids sounds SEXO on paper. I should try my luck with her the next time I play WP again.
I have most of the cards that I need besides stamina, so I thought now would be a good time to focus on improving my breeding stock. I need some advice for making good parents. Who out of these has good skills to pass on? I also still have a ticket that I wanted to spend on getting someone for that purpose
>>496075145https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nXQ4vX76lpaKn3klRGlHPpSzH-QyW81h/view?usp=sharingThis isn't the most optimized run, but you can see several things happening here, such as supports not finishing and inheritance event giving me dogshit pulls among other things.I will delete the video soon, so watch it now.
>>496078713NTR and V.Bourbon are good for grandparents. for parents you would normally want accel skills but there is no accel skill that is good on all tracks, like Taiki is a good parent for this loh and next chanmi but on some tracks her unique skill is just completely useless. Legend races have a lot of good characters for breeding.
>>496076421My top 3 is the Gang Beast followed by YakinikuHope we get to see Kraft and Cesario again. What a rowdy bunch.
>>496076289don't forget her big brother was a mile GOD
uma shippo shikoshiko
>>496082625Thanks. Is there a list that I could easily reference when deciding who to train next or do I have to look into every skill and how it works? I don't really understand what a "favourable position" means when I want to inherit NTR's unique skill and I thought it'd only really be good for long races, so I used her as a parent for long horses only. I still have 87 days left to finish getting my Maya wife to 5*. After that I'll start farming someone who could be relevant
>>496084678>Is there a list that I could easily reference when deciding who to train nextIdk, I just use gamewith or watch loh/chanmi guides on youtube>I don't really understand what a "favourable position" means when I want to inherit NTR's unique skill and I thought it'd only really be good for long races, so I used her as a parent for long horses only.It's 2~4 for chanmi and 2~5 for loh. the inheritance version of the skill is a bit different https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/skills/900771
>>496057948i know Pearl and Fuku are more likely for alts but dammit let me have a Brian Halloween alt
we know about irl horses that would've had a better career if they weren't injuredbut what irl horses would've had a better career if they didn't have mental issues instead?pic maybe related
>>496090676does it really need to be said?
I don't even play this game I just read the threads
What prompted you to stop lurking?
https://x.com/Cygames_EN/status/1839334116531261599GLOBALBROS!
>>496090676Deep's English daughter
>>496093121Great, now we know that faggots are in charge of localization.
>>496093121is that deepl I see? lmao
If they're smart, they should just steal the translated script from the fan translation patch.
>>496094391yikes
>>496094391fucking kek
>>496094391Lmao
I dunno if global's gonna do well man. It feels like a waste of money that'll invite more trouble than profit.
>>496094809are there any raw transcripts of the training and other stories that i could open in a web browser to use yomichan on? as it is right now all my other means of vocab lookup are tedious as fuck...
>>496094391kek
>>496087740Thanks again. I'll try that
As another anon said before, uma should have the same TL to english mode just like GBF.fking cygames are too dumb to replicate this
>>496094391gpt 4o has better translation yan deepl now...
>>496102093It’s probably just easier on them to keep both separate. That way the jp version can keep chugging along as is without having to worry about any possible hold ups with global.
>deepl
>>496105041This is why all their global shit will die
Why is it called global when the earth isn't a globe? I hate globetards pushing their ideology everywhere.
>>496106313>This is why all their global shit will diegood.
>>496108040If the world is flat then hors will fall off the earth once they run to the edge of the world.
>>496108182But has hors ever reached the edge of the world? I don't remember any of them living to tell the story
>>496108581Of course none has lived to tell the tale because hors dumb, so all hors just fall off the edge.
>>496108581You won't live to tell the story when I get my hands around your scrawny neck, nerd
>>496094391A translator using a tool for translation? Say it ain't so. What's next, a writer using a thesaurus?
>>496111073how much is cygames paying you to edit MTL garbage?kek
>>496111073No. All localizations must comply with the rules set forth by the High Council of Weebs in 2016:1. Translate the word, not the idea. If 60s Japanese hippies use some phrase that is incomprehensible when translated literally, you must still translate it literally. Translating it as "Far out!" even if it gets the same exact same idea across, is sacrilege. Put a long translation note in tiny font somewhere instead.2. Real men don't use tools. All translation must come from memorization.3. No Japanese characters are trans. Ever. You must refer to all trans women as newhalfs, otokonoko, traps, crossdressers, gender-bent, etc.4. Don't you dare make your own jokes. You will translate that Japanese pun literally, and assure the audience that it's actually really funny in the original language via a tiny footnote.5. Don't be woke. If the original text is woke, you must make it unwoke.
>>496114210This but unironically
>>496114210Uhhh... Based alert!!!
>>496113007At least they're translating the thing and not just writing their own shit like localizers usually do.
>>496115017>and not just writing their own shit like localizers usually do.And how do you know that? People give localizers a lot of shit for their fanfiction but I see none mention the amount of mistakes they makestill relying on MTL means they probably aren't that proficient in Japanese
>>496052234I love my horse wife
>>496115639And how do you know they're relying on MTL instead of using it as just another tool?
>>496120938I can feel it in my heart.
>>496121694Understandable. I'm assuming the worst too since that's just usually how it goes.
>anon wanted to know how I wasn't playing correctly >posted a video as proofAre you actually going to tell me how I'm playing wrong or are you just going to let me be right?
>>496122548I'm at work right now, wait patientlyif you actually think you played ""correctly"" then I got some bad news for you
>>496127660Oh don't worry, it'll be good news for me to understand this chaos any better than I do
stop crossposting
>>496094391Oh give me a break. I work for a japanese company for nearly 5 years and even our best interpreters HAVE to use DeepL.
>>496130067Use a better translator.
>>496130067As someone who's never spoken a second language, let alone translated anything—but *has* watched a lot of anime—I can confirm you're wrong.
Boss of umalets.
>>496114210best post on /vg/
>>495859821Is Fuji Kiseki, Janpoke's parent? I checked jbis, doesn't seem like it. Or is there another Jungle Pocket hors?
>>496130067>japanese companyFound the issue
>>496135656He's not, they just had the same owner, trainer and jockey. Pokke is one of Tony Bin's kids. I'm surprised they haven't really done more with that.
>>495968050As a straight man, but a boyfag enjoyer, I have to say, Shakur's design is a bit too much for me. Although, I've seen some bikini fan arts of her that I like, still, overall her design is too edgy to enjoy. Old Orfervre would probably fall into that category too. Nakayama Festa too got memory holed pretty hard. Don't think I've seen any fan art of her.
>>4961142105 literally contradicts 1 you donut.
>>496052234He'd probably suck Dasca's toes if she asked him nicely.
>>496137228anon... i...
Stop making /v/ threads
DiaGOD... keep making /v/ threads
Death to America
>>496122548>>496079235it's a bit long but herehttps://litter.catbox.moe/79xrqn.txtyou had some terrible luck but your plays are also just as terrible. like what the fuck is pic related?
>>496130067As someone working in a Japanese company now, you just have shit translator/interpreter, i.e. people who got no other skill except being native English speakers.
>>495968050I enjoy Shakur's design but fucking hell her personality and story are so blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. The most interesting in her story is the super computer but that just go away after Kikkasho.
>>496151820Succubus...
>>496152232what the fuck, you're definitely supposed to get as many 5s as possible asap right?
