Earn Legendary Flower Child Mei skin on Twitch until Sep. 28>Midseason patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Overwatch x World of Warcraft collab (in shop now)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7xKzxYuCPI>Free skins and mythic prisms for Gamepass membershttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24107758/>Season 12 trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vfe7D6GkQ>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Aug 20 - Season 12 (Juno, Reaper Mythic, Warcraft Collab, Clash mode with Hanaoka and Throne of Anubis maps, Zarya and Pharah hero mastery, Rank reset)>Oct 4 - Overwatch 2 Anniversary (the event will likely start a week or two earlier)>Oct 15 - Season 13 (Map Reworks incl. Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado)>Future - New tank (Season 14), 6v6 Test>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch EsportsEarn skins: esports.overwatch.com/en-us/news/owcs-2024-season-na-emea-broadcast-detailsEsports wiki: liquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Kiriko spam filterlistpastebin.com/VXp7mUqG>Mercy spam filterlistpastebin.com/vB5D1i4XPrevious thread: >>495488556
the kiriko brought you donuts
Love D.Va
you cunt nugget i literally had it all made
>>495609952mmm honeycomb pattern butt
>>495609952yeah but you would have forgotten a certain link
Your Fareeha
if overwatch is in the 2070s does ana give onlyfans a try in 10 years or so?
>>495610239giving Ana grandchildren
Which hero would come out as a MAP
Step right up
>>495610357Stop reading /pol/ that shit rots your brain
>>495609952Juno was born for anal
>>495610868Juno was born for being bred by Earth men
>>495609952>>495610868BWC built
the kiriko dance
>>495610357>>495611005I'm just gonna post this whenever I see the mindbroken retards post their /pol/ bullshit.
>>495611148?
>>495611148go back
>>495610314she'll be like one of those israeli e-girls in military garb, yes
>>495611148>Cooming is culture warsImpressiveVery niceNow let's see your stance on blackedposting
>>495610868these socks do things to me
>>495611148Based
kissu
>>495612040My opinion is the same, as all racebait bullshit is a planted culture war. Just because you THINK that everyone who calls /pol/ bullshit stupid is on the opposite side from you doesn't mean that they actually carry those opposing beliefs. Most people just think all of you are retarded for allowing this stuff to rot your brain so deeply.If your response to "racebait culture war bullshit is annoying" is "I BET YOU LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS" then you unironically need to see a psychiatrist.
When is the genji skin coming out
>>495612401Some time before the end of the season.
Anonymous Ogundimu
Do I get rewarded with comp points when the season finishes ?
Had a bunch of winstons crying in allchat after jumping in 1v1 and being deleted. Some youtuber been telling people winston is op?
>>495613427retard
>>495613360Yes
>>495613427Winston is very strong but tankoids are retarded
>>495613549yes sorry I meant 1v5
do not panic
>>495613634>A conspiracy- for the future of MartiankindPraise the Omnissiah!
Just witnessed a tiktok comment thread where people were arguing whether if the PharMercy ship would imply if Mercy is a groomer or not
>>495614176grooming children for sexual encounters in the future is le good
keep us updated on the latest from tiktok
>>495614176It would, Mercy is supposed to be around the same age as Ana and were in Overwatch together. The only reason Ana's an old bag missing an eye is because she's too "proud" to do whatever shady shit Angela does to keep herself permanently young and sexy.
>>495614176zoomers are all fucked up on what age diff power dynamics are, they're a lost cause the schools have wrecked them
>>495614176Shipping in overwatch is lame nowWe should go back to 2016/2017 where every crackship had art
>>495614582It’s not an age difference issue
Rein is Pharah's biological father.
>using the term shipping everkys
>>495615625i stan this comment
>>495615478We know john redcorn is so she can use the native american skins without it being appropriation sorry
>>495615409Lena!
>>495615859
>>495616270>korean people losing their minds in a crowd.webm
>tags: yuri size_difference
hoiya
Overwatch girls must eat a lot.
What she mean by this?
>>495614367That's not true at all. Mercy is canonically 23 years younger than Ana is.
all tanks should have 500hp and 0 armor except doomfist and ball who should have 0
>>495618415wish i had that skin. also why is she posing like a slut
According to canon, Mercy is 39 and Phara is 34.If the idea of two adults who met when they were both younger now finding love in each other is so foreign to you, then you're likely just an unsocialized loser with very little experience around other people.
>>495614367>Mercy is young in this same image>modern day >Mercy is 37, looks the exact fucking same>Grey haired rein, Jack and Reaper>Kiriko is 21 (Lmfao)>yet she grew up with the Shimadas, talking about Genjis bowl cut>Genji is 37 and Hanzo 40and people wanted more story from these degenerate hacks that can't even keep something as simple as fucking ages correct.
Mercy looks her age I don't know why people say she doesn't
if this doesn't look like a 39 year old woman that practices good skin care and clean eating to you then maybe you just need to talk to women more
>>495619313if it's any consolation, basically all of those writers got fired
>>495619313Chu couldn't even remember how many body parts the characters have.
>>495611148those guys are fags but the game literally sucks because dei/blackrock pay blizzard to make it suck, the demographic of this game went from straight white men on release to troons fat women and third world ethnics
>>495619603reread >>495611148The post applies to you as well. Please learn to keep your /pol/ slop to /pol/.
I report Mercy's that pocket the tank
>>495619603imagine being both mentally ill and retarded. tough luck buddy
>>495619265>were both youngerretarded lorelet.look at the image in post >>495614367if that's the age you met someone, watched them grow up, then got into a relationship with them. you're probably a groomer.
>>495619841I look like this
>>495619897Please be in Melbourne
>>495620013this just looks like shit, have higher standards.
>>495619762To be fair they likely met at ages 12 and 17 respectively. If they only interacted in a platonic way, then reunited over a decade after Overwatch disbanded as two adults in their 30s, there's really nothing strange about that. I feel like you're just being unreasonable for the sake of it.
>>495619723>>495619758and youll never be 4300 during the most fun meta in overwatch history (ow1 season9) stop playing the game its made for ethnics and low iq just wait for classic you are making me wait longer by continuing to enjoy the slop. also post peak niggalow also argue the philosophy of game design with me, you troons will cry 5v5 better and not even want to talk about orisa crit being removed from headshot fortify and how maybe certain characters shouldnt move up in the meta for the overall health of the game or how sym tp/wall fundamentally break the game or eomm or buying skins giving you bot lobbies talking about it is futile but still more fun and engaging than even playing the modern current slop. 6V6/CLASSIC WAITING ROOM
>>495619725I report mercies
>>495620381I'm being 100% genuine. Please just leave us be. I'm so fucking tired of everything being about these stupid culture wars. I just don't fucking care.
do not pwovoke me
>>495620445I make sure to teabag every single mercy I kill, then on the 3rd teabag I do a little circle while holding crouch to rub it in.Mercyfags playing an FPS just to play the no talent "please carry me" characters deserve all the shit they get.
>>495620013this looks amazing. you have great taste.
>>495620381>sigma >MTRETARD ALERT WEE WOOO WEE WOOO
>>495620381Whoever made this is retarded.
>>495619603>because dei/blackrock pay blizzard to make it suckhow many layers of schizophrenia do you have to be on to believe this?>ermm, make your game bad ON PURPOSE!!!like, holy shit.thank god i'm not some terminally online freak like you.
downloaded overwatch again :(but there is a positive side to this, i now remember how much fun sigma is :D
>>495620812Galactic Emperor Sigma is actually tempting me to buy mythic prisms.
Juno: Bush or no bush?
>>495620812>how much fun sigma issuch a lame as shit pussy character.imagine playing a role that's nearly unkillable and you pick the faggy poke tank.I respect Mauga mains more than you freaks.
>>495620487>>495620606>>495620667>>495620680i wont rest till aaron uploads the LAN clients and servers exe's for old patches I refuse the eula I ignore live service agreements. ITS MY 40 DOLLARS MY OVERWATCH
>>495621112My face would be buried in it either way
>>495621112personality makes me think bush
>>495621205You're a retard who doesn't even know how the game works. You're just embarrassing yourself but you're too stupid to realize it.
>>495621112She wouldn't even have a concept of people shaving that.
>>495621312you wont explain because you know your argument is flawed.>>495620680why is solider only gay in western countries.
RQ mystery heroes is pretty fun
>>495621562>DEBATE ME *shits diaper* *makes up some schizo nonsense* nah dud go get some friends
>>495621532I mean, I'd assume the Martian colony would teach her basic grooming. She's not retarded (as far as we know)
>>495621562>why is solider only gay in western countries.because being gay is a crime punishable by death in some countries and it's illegal/very frowned upon to show homosexual characters in media?why do you ask questions you already know the answer to, retard-kun?exactly why we can't show skeletons in China or the prophet Muhammad in anything.different cultures.
I feel bad for the family members of people who have allowed these brainrot conspiracies to completely consume them. These people unironically need professional help. They are completely mindbroken. It's actually sad.
>>495620951yeyeye it looks so cool>>495621192im sorry to inform you but i have played mauga few times now and found him fun as fuck aswellbut if you want to make more fun of me i also play mercy and orisa :D
>>495621814Overwatch?
>>495621887>limp wristed faggot grip on the hairlmfao, what garbage is this?
>>495621887This but Efi
>>495621901>some retard spews conspiracy theory bullshit but since it's loosely related to overwatch (because they force it to be) it's okay>someone says it's actually depressing that people have allowed these conspiracies to root themselves to deeply into their consciousness that they need medical treatment>"UHHHHH, OVERWATCH?"go back to /pol/
>>495621773>basic groomingshaving your genitals to be bald is not basic grooming unless you're a pornographer.
>>495621887Why does she like white men so much?
>>495622047Overwatch?
>>495621714literally every major multiplayer game released in the 90s and 2000s came with a LAN client. theres no reason to not release one. the only reason they dont is because they lost the brood war law suit in korea they want you to keep you in a walled garden and youre a good little slave. I reject your notion that games as a service are fair or a good consumer product. theres a middle ground where they can provide all old patches and major lan clients with no skins and emotes or cosmetics for a large fee but they wont do it. the world is not perfect but this is out right abuse of your customer
>>495622071he thinks it's basic grooming because he's sexist and has porn brainI doubt a razor has ever come near his groin
>>495618418True because JQ is actually good nowadays but because because she doesn't have armor like dva/ram it doesn't even matter
>>495622131huh?
>>495622195>JQ is actually goodnah, dawg.she's dogshit.
it's funny how people only get up in arms about being on topic when we start to tell to /pol/tards to fuck off
>>495622342Overwatch?
>>495622408mad that we aren't mindbroken like you?
>>495622408This is the plot of the next PVE DLC. Don't worry about it
My ultimate is charging
Overwatch?>>>/aco/8523850
UhhUhhUhhUhh... Do not panic
>>495622629ew
is there any better feeling than shitting on some tiktok DPS moira that tries to kill your backline then teabagging her every time you kill her?I don't think so.
>>495622716not being in silver
Juno Penisballs
>495622789>t. gold5
gn
>>495622131its crazy you guys will just screech and say schitzo but i bring actual valid points and you guys are radio silent. Say they cant do a lan client because too many people would pirate etc etc theres no reason to not release a bundle for 100 dollars with the like the 10 most distinct metas/patches for overwatch 1 like how they used to have ptr.
>silenced on both accountsit's...over...
Even if they did release overwatch classic you'd still be here screeching the game sucks because you don't have a 100% and your main has counters (also you get cc'd a fuckton)
>>495623660SUFFERAS I HAVE
>>495623460they do have a valid reason>release offline binary version of game>within a few weeks l33t h4x0rs decompile it and find a way to mod every skin into the client including new skins>within a month people can just download OVERWATCH_2_ALL_SKINS.exe off Pirate Bay and get every piece of paid content in the game without spending a dime
>>495623726the people who'd download OVERWATCH_2_ALL_SKINS.exe (majority of them would probably be russian and brazilian) wouldn't have spent money on the game anyway
>>495623683no i wouldnt i literally enjoyed ow1 the entire time and dont enjoy ow2 at all>>495623726i literally just said lets say its not possible because of this. you can have last patch overwatch1 with all the security issues fixed and just have people in workshop tweak the game to whatever patch they want. theres no reason you cant play overwatch season 7, on the season 39 they could have official rulesets and damage values perfected by the community they wouldnt even have to do the work. notoriously team4 hasnt made a in house death match map since black forest, theyve had the community do all their heavy lifting for like 7 years
>>495623683>main has countersand??? are you implying they don't in 2? are you stupid?>get CC'd a fucktonyou didn't play OW1 if you genuinely think you got "CC'd a fuckton"I swear to god you get CC'd MORE in OW2 than you do in one because there was another tank to eat CD's.
>>495624441in overwatch1 you were never forced to swap idk why the masochists in here enjoy it i swear they dont even play the game and just like talking about jacking off to r34
i am indeed currently jacking off to r34
>>495624965Yeah, I would play Bastion into Echo/Hanzo all the time and still be able to perform. I just had to change playstyles.in OW2, you have 0 sustain, a hitbox larger than some fucking tanks and a nerfed to shit turret form (which is nearly the size of Mauga, impossible to miss)at least in OW1 I could deal more damage and actually kill tanks in an off angle and self repair+run away when caught out.now when you get caught out in OW2 you just fucking implode because how easy you are to hit.God, I fucking hate OW2.I want a revert for bastion so fucking bad, it's crazy.that or Overwatch classic just so I can play my beloved boy again.I fucking HATEEEEE how fucking homogenized all the DPS are because of the dogshit 5v5 format.>torb turret nerfed to shit>sym turrets nearly useless and by extension, sym is shit>bastions entire flank playstyle deleted due to how ridiculously easy he is to dive because of recon form nerfs and no self repairjust so they could all fall in line and be similar to other DPS because unique kits inherently DO NOT FUNCTION in 5v5.
>>495625503behold, the killer of Overwatch.THIS stupid fucking bitch is the reason we are in 5v5 right now.
>>495625503i wish brigitte was real so she could peg me :(
>>495623232I too use the ryuko from kill la kill skin
>>495625592girls as hot as brigitte don't like femdom; they're turned off by sub men
>>495625385i feel for you my first edit i made in ow1 season 5 was a bastion tank mode montage in windows movie maker. My hero pool was fairly small and bastion was for sure on my list. (even though i really preferred him in pre role queue era) i still was gonna learn him or make a bastion only account and never got the chance :(
>>495625882girls are not a monolith and different ones like different things
>closes 13 tabsthat's enough overwatch for today
>>495625997yeah and the really hot ones like brigitte don't like femdom
Lightspeeed
>>495625581That would be because no-one liked playing tank, nice try though.
>>495626456>no one likes tank what do we do>get rid of one so if you have a shit tank the games basically over because there isn’t a 2nd tank to rely on
>>495625892>i still was gonna learn him or make a bastion only accountI did that, even had a name for it. I had to repurpose for other uses because Bastion in OW2 simply isn't bastion anymore.he's binding vow Soldier 76. spend 80% of the game as a useless easily killable shittier soldier to spend the other 20% of the game as a bap windowed soldier.fucking awful design. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-s8AH3Lh8wthis shit right here? fucking PEAK overwatch.OW2 Bastion will NEVER come a mile within being as fun as this.
>>495626590they half-assed the jobtankless overwatch 3 soon tm
>>495626204some do
>>495626895name a single porn actress who looks like brigitte who does pegging or something similar
>>495626456id say its more role queue fault than bridgette, it took a while but people learned to play around goats after like 3 or 4 months even in high elo especially east coast never played goats. almost every match i had in pre rolequeue had at least 1 tank player which wasn't that hard to play into 2 or 3 coordinated tanks on the other team.>>495626748i knowwww broooo i miss old bastion fuckkkkk i do have some flame/horrors about him though because there was a orisa sym bastion stack that would play till gm and then account swap(you could only duo in gm) in 2021 it was nightmare shit man, tp on abilitie is so broken
Mei should be 275hp
>>495627191she should lose some weight first
>>495627059real life isn't porn
>>495626456>That would be because no-one liked playing tankthen why was every open queue games GOATS after one team lost one team fight?weird...nobody wants to play tank yet everybody played tank...maybe you didn't play the game...? no that couldn't be...anyways, you can easily solve queue times by making tank fun. like how DPS queue times are quick in OW2 and support queue times are high.
Beetle Bailey collab next season
>>495627393holyfuckingretard
>>495625882oh no you misunderstand me, i didnt mean pegging with femdom in mindi meant pegging with love and emotionafter which i will scramble her eggs in ways she didnt know were possible
I blame the devs refusal to not nerf dva back then
>>495627460>no arguments
if tank is not fun how come open queue is 3 tanks 2 supp? check mate atheists
>>495627589Don’t nerf my wife
>>495627667uhh UHH WELL YOU SEE I UHH UHHHHHHHHHHHHTANK ISNT FUN????*runs away really fast*
just make tanks fun bro
Every tank should have their own deployable bot controlled support
>>495627803they did it with supports, they fixed DPS queue times.what makes you think they couldn't do it with more freedom in the 6v6 format?>oh but the queues were long in Overwatch 1!!!because they didn't update the game in like 3 years.
you can easily solve queue times by making tank fun why are the devs not doing it
>>495627939because 5v5 is simply impossible to make tank fun since they eat every CD and all the dmg, how many times do you need to be told this to get it through your thick fucking skull?
>>495627589BIGGEST TRVKE OUT OF ALL POSTS EVER IN HERE they were rather release ss+ tier brig than nerf dva back then i member they even nerfed zarya beam scaling with charge >>495627393 i know owl played goats but ladder didnt even play goats that much after a few months unless you were in a korean 4400 lobby with pro stacks>>495627667the game is pure nightmare passives fucked up health pools and break point sloppa. current open is not even close to 2016/17/18/19 open queue >>495627908another trvke but open is better
doomfist and ball is fun
>>>/wsg/5654023
>>495628061>Picks Sombra/Cree/Ananice "Fun" bro
>>495628264tiktok is like another dimension at this point
lil bro claimed GOATS was proof that people wanted to play tank because it was fun
>>495628578it's not a matter of making it fun, it's a matter of getting people to play tank, you stupid retard. stop trying to move the goalposts because you lost the argument.
Tank will always be a shit role to play as long as characters like Bastion/Zen exist.
>queue open queue>play Zarya>have actual fun since you get tank synergiesit turns out, tank is quite fun when you have a co tank.>can play off angle/flank mauga since you have another tank soaking agro>more fun than role queuewho woulda thought just adding another tank makes the game more funtruly a mystery
make tanks "fun" and half of the dps playerbase quiats
>>495628931Bastion loses to most tanks, ironically enough.Mauga with JUST cardiac overdrive BEATS Bastion with window and a damage boost.Bastion can't do shit against a blocking Ram.Dva makes him unviable with DMRein just holds shield for half of his turret form duration or just walks behind coverDoom power blocks, gets a free punch out or doesn't take damage.there is a reason he isn't very good even in this tank centered meta. he's simply too easy to counter without even factoring in supports/dps counter picking him.
>>495628931im REALLY curious what would happen if you removed discord and mercy dmg boost (you know in the good version of the game who gaf about doing it ow2)>>495629073tanks were fun in all of ow1 and dps only quit because of 10 minute ques you will never have more people playing tank/support than dps its natural and you shouldn't force 2-2-2. at most if they wanted to do some jank shit you should be guaranteed 1-4-1 with the dps allowed to play sup or tank
>>495628264Brainrot of the highest degree
remove tanks and the game gets better
reminder that open queue is better for game health and gameplay.you can have characters that blur the line between support/tank/DPS and slot them into a team.you could pick roadhog to slot out a support/dpsyou could pick scrap torb to slot out a supportyou could pick old Sym with shield gen to slot out a supportyou could pick old Mei to slot out a tanknow in role queue you just CANNOT have that identity anymore.open queue is the future of the game.there is a reason all overwatch like games are open queue because it allows more freedom in design.
>>495629325this i can agree with. 2-2-2 would effectively klll the game. open queue is the only solution but it can also work in a 5v5 format if open was the main mode the game was balanced around, which would allow for "le tank synergies" to exist but they would also have to make tanks very weak because of the potential of there being 2+ tanks on the team. 5v5 is not a problem, role queue is.>>495629447this i also agree with
>>495629671TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE. i played doom as offtank often during dive. the entire gameplay loop was dive with monkey run away or body guard my supports/peel for them.>>495629681yeah i guess... your hearts in the right place but 6v6 is just more fun brotha. also we need old bastion back to make sure tank stacking isnt as effective and has some sort of answer without just making tanks weak as heck
reminder that 6v6 open queue even with shit like double shield/goats is unironically a better game than 5v5 role lock.5v5 is double shield with no shield. all that shield HP has been forced into the tank.so instead of shooting at a shield, you're shooting at the fortified orisa, the D.va holding DM, the hog hitting right click for free damage negation.it's the same premise, just not shooting at a colored box.but instead of double shield being some games, it's EVERY game in 5v5.
>>495630238>>495629671TRVKE
>>495630023>bastion metano thanks
>>495630823>>bastion metaStorm arrow, dragon strike, reverted scatter arrow, sombra hack, pulse bomb, junkrat in general, etc etc.all options that existed.Orisa also isn't even a shield tank anymore, retard.it wouldn't come back.also, a bastion meta would be more enjoyable to play against than any meta in OW2.
5v5tards be like be like "oh but bastion was OP!"when Bastionmain (maybe Kolorblind too?? I didn't pay attention to the cringe loser) was the only bastion main in top 500.if the character was OP why wasn't he dominating the ladder like Tracer is?
>>495630823i didnt say bastion meta, bastion wasnt meta for 90% of overwatch1 life and should never be meta im just saying his old kit existed specifically to deter tank stacking >>495631156yeah literally idk if this guys baiting or what. like yes bastion sym bap double shield was cancer, but thats an orisa bap sym problem not a bastion problem
>>495631156no one wants to play with the most boring character in the game with a non-existent skill floor and ceiling
>>495631321>with a non-existent skill floor and ceilingyou have no clue what you're talking about.if he's so piss easy why again, were there only 2 bastion mains in top 500? shouldn't all bastion mains be GM if his skill floor and ceiling is so low?you are obviously a gold player seething to all those games you lost to bastion.
>>495631321but enough about Mercy
>>495631457you have to be the blandest person imaginable to main bastion. top dps players aren't coming to this game to play bastion so they play heroes who actually take skill and have some semblance of fun in their kits. most bastioncucks are usually just tankoids or mercy mains off-roling.
Angela Ogundimu
>>495631726>actually take skillyou genuinely, have 0 clue about how bastion is played in high elo. go watch any stream of Bastionmain or Kolorblind in OW1 and see how they played it vs how your shitlow gold brain thinks bastion is played.please stop talking, you are making an ass of yourself.
>>495631816and you have 0 skill
>>495631321old bastion ult was literally 1 of if the not the most complex ult in the game i will not be responding to anymore bait. reaper is only so high because he was so predictable and ult button was almost a instantly die button.
>>495631923here, just because i'm nice and I think it'd be nice to spoonfeed a retard like you. i'll give you an example of how high elo bastion was playedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGimNsPYeDMnotice how there is almost 0 bunkering, all team coordination, positioning and flank timings.everything beyond your shitlow gold brain.now quit while you're ahead, you're exposing yourself as a hard stuck gold soldier 1 trick.
>>495631974don't really care what some low skill tard is doing desu
>>495632049>unironically too ignorant to even entertain the fact that he's wrongexactly why you're hardstuck. refusal to admit you're the problem and expand your horizons
>>495631974soldier takes infinitely more skill than bastion because he has to ACTUALLY aim (maybe less so post season 9 but still infinitely more than b*stion) and think about his positioning as a squishie compared to the complex kit of "press button for awesome."
>spend all game chasing down mercies and kirikos as reinhardt
>>495632274hey, illiterate-kun.we're talking about OW1
>>495632338holy shit hes retarded LMFAO
>>495632380you'd think people in this general would read the post they're replying to or read the reply chain before replying like a bot, but I guess that's far too much to expect nowadays.
>>495632274also, just to say about OW2 bastion.Bastion has to worry about positioning more than Soldier because he's easier to dive since he has 0 self peel and a giant hitbox.Soldier can sprint away or healing pad to fight back.a dived bastion dies more often than a dived soldier. ESPECIALLY if he doesn't have turret form available.
>>495632971cope
Overwatch has gone 3,044 days without a barefoot Lena skin.
>>495633123good argument, man. really showing off your knowledge of the game.I really am expecting far too much from this place nowadays.
>>495633245>soldier lives getting dived because....he can press E>bastion dies if he gets dived because....he probably can't press Eg8 argument m8
>>495633498>strawmanugh.>purposefully ignoring the fact that soldier can run away at a 40% movespeed bonus and zig zag while doing so (or random zig zag strafe motions guided with the mouse on healing pad making him harder to hit)>while bastion has uhh...>uhhh.....>he has some armor!!!>and one of the worst primaries in recon mode on the roster>and a right click that damages himselfugh. you disgengenious losers have no intention to actually try and explain your point. just trying to be annoying.final (You), you are genuinely not worth speaking to.
Anon Ogundimu
reminder for all the Zarya bros here.with Zen being played more you can run into a tranced grav, bubble yourself and break trance LOS since bubbles block LOS and maybe pick up a kill you couldn't have.
>>495633928>purposely ignoring the fact that turret bastion deals the highest dps in the game, has 350hp, armor, damage mitigation, no recoil and an etremely friendly spread and all of it on a 12s cooldown which deals with literally anyone easily while soldier has a staple gun he actually has to aim and and some shit healing on an 18s cooldownbut i guess he can run slightly faster so it evens out
>>495634426plus the bullshit headshot critbox on his ass which you never really see while fighting him
Good morning, /owg/I love Lena
>>495622483wew need a spicy latina wife guys
>>495635915You can’t say this without a hot pic of Lena lenalover
>>495616854based.
>>495636482Yeah...
>>495622483sexy bitch
>>495635915I too am a Lenalover!
Annyeong o-double-u-gee!!!
who the fuck is ouugee
>>495639126Ogundimu
What the fuck is a "trvke" and is there a reason to not ignore every post that uses that word?
>>495640023No everyone that uses that shit is a legitimate retard
Dummywife Lena
tracernonce
>>495640378please don't use the d-word
>>495640461trvke
>>495640481dumdum
>>495640461you were quiet when the spammers were posting minor-coded images of the asian heroes, curious
Tracer is 28 tough???
>>495641369OUT OF 10
jose clocked out, t-minus 15 minutes until mercytrannies clock in
>>495641810The Hana larvae..
>>495641810I miss the reaper stepping on her...
>>495641696and when do you clock out mr schizo
>>495641930say this to my face and I'll clock YOU out
Tracer isn't gay, just a little confused
>>495642048TRVKE
>>495641440Tracer can't count to 10
>>495642156ONE! TWO! THREE! SIX! TEN! CHECKERS!
>>495642048She takes too dick much to be gay
waifu
>>495641173you are here to meet with a child
>>495642501this is an adult website, retard
waifu and everything
>>495642945Hi sweetie!Hope you had some good sleep!
>>495643853this is the most revolting thing that ever been posted in this general
>>495643942the twitterposter posts much worse things daily
>>495644053links don't count, only complete degenerates open them
>>495642008nta but thats kinda hot, like imagine being a mercymain and you are getting pounded by some bigot mercyhater calling you a faggot or a mercytroon while he is slightly bruising your body
>>495644173gay
>>495644114twitterposter is the guy who cherry picks cringe shit from his twitter timeline, not just the lewd linkposter
>>495644254it's the same guy btw
>>495644228cmon you can do better than that anon :D
>>495643305>Hi sweetie!Hey love and everything>Hope you had some good sleep!hmm will be enough I hope thanks for asking how was your sleep?Yesterday was fun. I kinda need to get used to mythic tanking again, lol. That dungeon yesterday could have played that so much better, lol. monk has no good movement options, reee Probably just need to get around and watch some guides, watched dafran clear that +10, but they don't really time it. Seems like we didn't really fail, it was the healer.I guess overwatch was alright? Besides, playing against the same heroes mostly and tank literally playing their own game while being unkillable, very fun.Are you gaming already? If so, have fun.
Did they fix 5v5 yet?
>>495645259I'm afraid tanks still exist.
I want Blizzard to bring back 2cp or rework the 2cp maps into different game modes. Horizon was such a cool map and it sucks it's only available to play in custom games
>>495645617what do you think hanaoka and temple of anubis are
>>495645670Oh yeah. Hopefully they keep it up.
>>495645670>what do you think hanaoka and temple of anubis aremaps for a shit gamemode
>>495645215>how was your sleep?I slept ok, woke up thinking I overslept for some reason>That dungeon yesterday could have played that so much better, lol.I died every single attempt to the boss... just bad>Seems like we didn't really fail, it was the healer.You sure? I kept getting 1 shot by that suck in thing... I just have to game more to understand the mechanics>I guess overwatch was alright?Yeah, Overwatch was fun too except for that one game when the other dps gave up, went Mei and stopped trying lolTotally winnable game too because you were hard carrying that noob>Are you gaming already? If so, have fun.Killing trash mobs in hopes for a shard... played for over an hour now and still not a single one
Juno probably gets really stinky and sweaty being in her suit all day long and I think that's pretty cool
>>495646164
>>495646164It's a super sciency spacesuit that keeps her clean.
>>495646458what did the pajeeta mean by this
>>495646096>I slept ok, woke up thinking I overslept for some reasongood to hear, overslept? give me some sleep... I want to game with you now!>I died every single attempt to the boss... just badI mean, need to get used to the mechanics. No master has yet fallen from heaven.>You sure? I kept getting 1 shot by that suck in thing... I just have to game more to understand the mechanicsYea, my question is does that shit always do aoe dmg? Because if that's the case, our healer was healing me too much, I think. Honestly, on the last pull, I kinda understood the fight. I guess we need to get used to all the mythics, there's like another dungeon that is super annoying.>Yeah, Overwatch was fun too except for that one game when the other dps gave up, went Mei and stopped trying lolYea, felt like he got mad in the first round and stop trying?>Totally winnable game too because you were hard carrying that noobYea, could have won that if you were allowed to kill a tank as dps. Actually, rein is so stupid. Like that's what I said, you nerf dva, and you just notice how stupid all the other tanks are. If rein has brain, he just plays shield armor and never dies. You need to focus fire him and meanwhile he can one shot you.>Killing trash mobs in hopes for a shard... played for over an hour now and still not a single onelollol I think there was a mount like that in pandaland I think you can share the shards? Well have fun, maybe we do some +keys, but I don't want to fail these. though I can't imagine how cancer that boss would be on higher key because you need to play the mechanic
>>495646669She had better turn that shit off. I will not be denied my smell
>>495646970>give me some sleep...I'm trying, dummy... but you won't let me>I want to game with you now!Come kill trash mobs with me :^)>Yea, my question is does that shit always do aoe dmg?Probably? I don't why it would not? It's not like you can cancel it>I kinda understood the fightI understand it, I think, just can't execute properlyAs soon as you find a blob to hold you down you need to start attacking it to get it low, once her aoe finished you kill it and go back to her, it's pretty simpleIt also seems so much easier for ranged dps, unfair>Yea, felt like he got mad in the first round and stop trying?Upset he didn't get any heals would be my guess? But it wasn't like he was playing poorly the first round even though you had double his kills>Actually, rein is so stupid.To be fair, you were the only dps that gameIf Mei tried she could just wall behind him>Like that's what I said, you nerf dva, and you just notice how stupid all the other tanks are.6v6 will save us :^)>Well have funIt's not... Like I don't have a single one, it's only supposd to be an 6-8 hour grind?>maybe we do some +keys, but I don't want to fail theseThe mythic keys you can add to the dungeon?
>>495646970I run, see you tonight!
>>495647730>I'm trying, dummy... but you won't let metry harder, :^) maybe you need to be in my bed for that>Come kill trash mobs with me :^)uhm sure later xd>Probably? I don't why it would not? It's not like you can cancel itI need to read that boss fight again, like the question is more if you get pulled in by him do you trigger an aoe explosion or does he always do aoe on his cast and the healer just needs to heal more.>I understand it, I think, just can't execute properlyYea, druid only has sprint right for movement options? It's like monk kinda hard to get away from the boss.>As soon as you find a blob to hold you down you need to start attacking it to get it low, once her aoe finished you kill it and go back to her, it's pretty simpleno, the blops spawn if you get stuck on these purple pools if that's correct, but you can stun them to free yourself? At least what I did.>It also seems so much easier for ranged dps, unfairNot sure, range also has to play mechanics.>Upset he didn't get any heals would be my guess? But it wasn't like he was playing poorly the first round even though you had double his killsNah, he was playing fine. Dunno, he just got mad.>To be fair, you were the only dps that gameand the other games?b-bbut I'm just shooting..>If Mei tried she could just wall behind himsure but still annoying to kill rein if our tank went ram we would have won.>6v6 will save us :^)unironically I gave up on 5vs5, the only way to fix 5vs5 is by making tank deal more dmg against other tanks and less dmg against dps and supports.>It's not... Like I don't have a single one, it's only supposd to be an 6-8 hour grind?>only 8 hours grinding mobs is kinda rough xd>The mythic keys you can add to the dungeon?You place them in the dungeon, and you need to time them, no boss drops.>>495648118ok have fun and not a long day, see you later, love
are these two edating through /owg/ or what i dont get it
>>495650643yes
>>495650643just some mental illness, filter and ignore
Heya
>>495652685Hoia!
>2 week ban>only thing I can remember doingnin chat was >Get the fuck off of Ball and quit blaming your team when you can’t perform with us. >You will die sad (Random other game)I thought ball players had thicker skin than this?
bean there all along
>>495653467honda
I'm a Lenalover
>>495653467>this cutie unlocked your phone
Genuinely how are you supposed to hit Juno when she's zipping side to side faster than a speed-boosted lucio?
why are q times so bad in metal rn
juno wears diapers
>>495654550She doesn't really die in korean pro matches either so I don't know.
>>495653467No uncut white dick?
Isn't it weird they nerfed the tank knockback passive but are holding firm on ones that actually make the game worse like crit damage reduction? If they're worried about Mauga deleting tanks then just reduce his crit damage individually.
>>495655530that sounds like a lot of work individually tweaking heroes when we could just make passives that change all of them at the same time
>>495655530>aiming skill gap in overwatch 2 post season 9lollmao
>>495655530mauga is a really stupid design to begin with, his only utility is that he does a lot of damage up close but he can't really do that because it breaks the game lol
>>495655967Yeah just like nerfing Dragonblade instead of Nano.
>>495655967That seems to be how they think but they also constantly "tweak" characters who don't fucking need it like giving orisa her mandatory power creep buff every patch or a random nerf to a DPS instead of the character that enables them. >>495656073Mauga should be the worst character in the game. Trying to make him "fair" will never work. He should be basically a throw pick against every comp except ball.
why did they give spamzo his oneshot back
>>495652685Hi
>>495657107He's the worst character in the game still
>>495657107read the patch notes
>>495657173i already know alec is retarded, i'm asking for an actual reason
>>495657368the retarded reason is the actual reason
>>495657368Hanzo mains screeched and cried the hero was useless without a one shot. Some youtubers were stirring shit up about it.
>>495653467https://x.com/Nemesis_3d/status/1838207168861929808
>>495657871racemix
ngl lena seems kinda gay
>>495657107Because it takes skill (unlike widow), retard
>>495658408haha why would you think that?
>>495658408I've masturbated to her taking dick too much for that to be the case
>>495658654well for once she has a girlfriend
>>495658565>[THIS IS WHAT HANZO MAINS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]
DPS going on a flank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5oLQVieB4U
>>495659031https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/4/40/HanzoBase_Pissed10.ogg
>>495658565decent bait, might catch a few
>>495659031What is she laughing at? It better not be my dick!
>>495659031ironic
>>495659269small dick post
>>495659631IT'S NOT SMALL, IT'S AVERAGE
>>495659683pussy post
>>495659683average is small in today's economy
>>495659815Not if you're into asian women
Would my 2.4 inch BWC be enough to please JQ?
>>495660213it finally makes sense why all the white boys are into them. it's all a cope.
>>495653467Flicking Sombras bean
Tracer sucks cocks every day
>>495661018this but mine
>>495661097Eventually, given enough time since she sucks 3-12 cocks every day.
>>495661167that's not enough to get through even a fraction of the male population though
>>495661167given enough time I will make Lena a mother
>>495661542Nah lol
are you guys talking about Overwatch in this thre---?!
>>495661942some anons just really like dicks
>>495661942some anons just really like Lena
>>495662024>>495662160i like both
>>495662160That's me! I'm a Lenalover!
>>495664489
>another episode of Orisa playing like a hitscan dpsissy far away instead of tanking on the fucking objective
>>495664984Blame the devs for deciding she didn't need falloff damage anymore
>>495665247alright that's it we just nerfed McCree's falloff range another 6 meters
does anyone have those screenshots of zencel typing nigger in match chat
Junos succulent saigonese butt
well now what?
>>495665571*sniff* *sniff*
juno's butt on my face
>>495666158that's how you get pinkeye
Give me your Lenas, give me your Kirikos, give me your Olivias and especially give me your Hanas.
>>495666675i do not care
Lena's a fag
>>495648686>uhm sure later xdI know you don't like that, I'd never force you to grind something so braindead>Yea, druid only has sprint right for movement optionsI can jump to an enemy target, probably the best to save that for getting away from the boss>no, the blops spawn if you get stuck on these purple pools if that's correct, but you can stun them to free yourself? At least what I did.Yeah, that is right, you run into a pool and then they spawnAre they channeling? If not then I have nothing to stun them withThe only stun I have is when I go invisible and use rake but you can't do that while in combat>Not sure, range also has to play mechanics.Well, they don't have to run back and forth across the arena, at least it feels easier in my head if I think about it>and the other games? b-bbut I'm just shooting..You pwned in those too and you're doing what you do best, shooting :)>sure but still annoying to kill rein if our tank went ram we would have won.Yeah, Mei really isn't good against him, she has the wall and that's it, her damage output might aswell be zero against his shield>the only way to fix 5vs5 is by making tank deal more dmg against other tanks and less dmg against dps and supports.I wonder what would happen if you made this change? Would the tanks just focus each other? I mean you probably wouldn't even have to nerf their damage against dps and supports>8 hours grinding mobs is kinda rough xdYou get a super cool blue bird, I want this one more than the dragon honestly but with the dragon I can see my points increase with every quests and whatever... here I just feel nothing, I've farmed them for over 2 hours and still have 0 help...
>>495666914ai slop
Idea : Overwatch characters in a game that isn't Overwatch.
>>495667075
>>495667152remember that time someone ported dva or tracer to fortnite and within minutes they got hit with a DCMAjust saying, it could happenone day
Idea: Overwatch waifus in a game that lets you marry and impregnate them
>>495667304Microsoft will probably absorb Epic games one day like with everything else, so then it will.
>>495667429Tim Sweeney has giga-ultra-autism and is too proud to ever do thathe would sooner personally wipe every hard drive in epic games HQ and burn their datacenters down
>>495667160ew
>>495666678you have no taste whatsoever
>>495667927which overwives do you consider tasteful then anon
racemix with Hana
Reminder that no tank needs armor or over 500hp
>>495668032after marriage
>>495668196My metal rank players do.
>>495666923Hey love, welcome back, my everything>I know you don't like that, I'd never force you to grind something so braindeadif you want that mount, we can grind it>I can jump to an enemy target, probably the best to save that for getting away from the bossoh, was thinking druid had more movement stuff.>Yeah, that is right, you run into a pool and then they spawnYea I didn't know that lol. I was like WTF where did the blops spawn from and do I need to tank them.>Are they channeling? If not then I have nothing to stun them withnope, but you can stun them and free yourself, doesn't druid have a stun on combo points?>The only stun I have is when I go invisible and use rake but you can't do that while in combatYea, I'm a complete newb on druid, you don't asked me anything.>Well, they don't have to run back and forth across the arena, at least it feels easier in my head if I think about itbut you always have range mechanics on bosses.>You pwned in those too and you're doing what you do best, shooting :)and trying to win games for you>Yeah, Mei really isn't good against him, she has the wall and that's it, her damage output might aswell be zero against his shieldbut she is kinda meta right now? Like we see her a lot now.>I wonder what would happen if you made this change? Would the tanks just focus each other? I mean you probably wouldn't even have to nerf their damage against dps and supportsI was thinking you had two tanks who play against each other and have fun while everyone else can enjoy a game of Overwatch without tanks.>You get a super cool blue bird, I want this one more than the dragon honestly but with the dragon I can see my points increase with every quests and whatever... here I just feel nothing, I've farmed them for over 2 hours and still have 0 help...yea this will take sometime I will help no worries, seems like you're gaming already have fun.
>>495668330No it's bad for low rank too because it's the same problem as high rank where "is the tank alive" is the only thing that matters in every game while also being able to shit out 20x the damage and utility as any other character.
racemix with Mercy
THERE IS A LEAVER PENALTY IN THE MYSTERY HEROES ARCADE, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???
>>495668625post cock
Is echo worth one tricking or should I play tracer or someone else? I want someone strong.
>>495668662And? Just don't leave.
>>495668919fuck off you stupid nigger faggot, there never were any retarded leaver penalties in the arcade, they specifically said they are only for unranked and competitive (aka no fun crap for walking human garbage)
>>495668896Tracer is the only DPS you can actually 1 trick and get value out of it. But even then you'll just lose any game where you have a tank diff or some shitter tank who just sits in choke and never takes space because no mater how good you are you can't do more damage than 2 supports can heal.
>>495669065You're a pathetic pussy who leaves games at the first sign of an imbalance, in fucking arcade lmao
>>495669086I'll also add, you could theoretically 1trick Widow but you just turbodie to any competent tank when you're not on a widow map since you only have advantage over other non-tanks even if you have 100% accuracy
>>495668896they're both really goodecho is S tier and tracer is S+ tierecho is a little better at handling certain tanks and flyers
>>495669642Echo has more counterplay though. Part of why Tracer is so good is she’s a “perfect” character and can play into anything while Echo you can bunker against or just harass so she can’t get close. You’re also going to be eating Juno orbs every 6 seconds
>>495669242you are a shit eating moron who stays in the game despite not having fun because of some stupid reason
>>495668457Hi again!>if you want that mount, we can grind itWe don't have much time... I mean if you really want to you can help me but I don't think you want>oh, was thinking druid had more movement stuff.Uh... I don't think so? Unless I'm missing something?>Yea I didn't know that lol. I was like WTF where did the blops spawn from and do I need to tank them.Took me like 2-3 deaths to realize that too lol, sadly I can't execute still>nope, but you can stun them and free yourself, doesn't druid have a stun on combo points?No? Just the stun out of stealth, I mean I could be missing stuff, I'm a noob still>Yea, I'm a complete newb on druid, you don't asked me anything.But I'm the noob, you're supposed to teach me...>but you always have range mechanics on bosses.Yeah, and I have to deal with those aoe AND move across the arena, ranged seems easier>but she is kinda meta right now? Like we see her a lot now.I mean Mei does like zero damage against Rein's shield, ice wall is her only tool against him and when your Mei is trolling on top of that she's practically useless>seems like you're gaming already have fun.Killing mobs :) Very fun
will tracer ever be nerfed?
aviator pharah sex
I've just played a game where enemy tracer had some stupid sound playing every time she used melee, what was that? So fucking distracting.
>>495670491was it the comic book skin? check in replay
>>495670235They already nerfed her plenty with the armor changes. There's no way to meaningfully nerf her without making her flat out bad.
>>495670706Yeah, that was it. Stupid thing.
>>495670235it's her game
>>495670172>Hi again!>We don't have much time... I mean if you really want to you can help me but I don't think you wantsure I want to help you, lol we can grind like an hour before we go to bed? We have time.>Uh... I don't think so? Unless I'm missing something?don't ask me, I've never played druid>Took me like 2-3 deaths to realize that too lol, sadly I can't execute stillWell, we can try him again today, I kinda want to. The fight is fun, better get used to these before we do m+.>No? Just the stun out of stealth, I mean I could be missing stuff, I'm a noob stillYou're already playing pretty good for a newb.>But I'm the noob, you're supposed to teach me...I know, but I never played druid and classes are really very different here. I only ever played mage/shaman/warrior and now monk.>Yeah, and I have to deal with those aoe AND move across the arena, ranged seems easierI remember when I played range dps in 2008. I was always crying that melee is easier, LOL the grass is always greener on the other side>I mean Mei does like zero damage against Rein's shield, ice wall is her only tool against him and when your Mei is trolling on top of that she's practically uselessI mean, sure you can say the Mei is trolling when her hero does little to nothing against the enemy tank and our tank sits on queen. When she does absolute nothing because she can't win the match up. If your tank hero can't kill the other tank hero, you need to switch. That's the meta, otherwise the game is unplayable for dps.>Killing mobs :) Very funleaving soonish, uhm probably not working out so long today so we can game more if you want I want you now...
>>495669491I was thinking about widow but I’m not a Korean on adderall so I will not be able to headshot sombra or tracer
>>495670235no, if tracer isn't good the game isn't good
>>495671393just play widow hs eight hours a day
Tankoids are so sensitive and thin skinned it's unreal
I love Hana so much it's unreal
>>495671914zero self awareness from the dpsfaggot
>>495671914>kill tank 1 time as a DPS >they swap to dva and hunt you for the rest of the game they really do get personally offended when they get reminded that they're boosted and not playing a pve game
>>495671994bullshit
>>495671914in literally every game with tanks, tank players imply their role takes skill, while in reality it's the easiest and the biggest crutch.
>>495672563I thought it was support that was easiest and the biggest crutch
Elizabeth
>>495672643Support is OP but doesn't have the same babying as tank does. Except for Baptiste he has longer falloff than DPS hitscans and 3 healthbars and infinite mobility for some reason.
>>495672738I can't believe DPS are so oppressed and persecuted like this.
Got a chat ban for saying "L rizz"
>>495672823DPS is pretty well balanced. They just need to get support and tank in line with the base of the game.
>>495672734almost best girl's birthday
>>495673352one week until retirement
>>495671381>sure I want to help you, lol we can grind like an hour before we go to bed? We have time.I want it so much but I haven't gotten a single shard?? It's been over 3 hours now of constant killing>don't ask me, I've never played druidSo much for being a wow gamer... :^)>Well, we can try him again today, I kinda want to. The fight is fun, better get used to these before we do m+.Yeah we can try again, I mean I still need items, I still have a few 550's lol>You're already playing pretty good for a newb.I'm trying to learn as fast as I can, it's hard>I know, but I never played druid and classes are really very different here.Are we trying classic sometime too?>I was always crying that melee is easier, LOL the grass is always greener on the other sideHm, yeah I guess I'll see when I level my rouge up>I mean, sure you can say the Mei is trolling when her hero does little to nothing against the enemy tank and our tank sits on queen. That Mei was trolling thoughAnd she's pretty useless against shields>If your tank hero can't kill the other tank hero, you need to switch. That's the meta, otherwise the game is unplayable for dps.I agree with you, tanks just have too much agency over the games nowSad part about it is that the developers don't see it? Like if you play the game for one evening you'll notice itThey just need to stop balancing the game around their stupid spreadsheets, just play the game, pleaseeee>I want you now...Alright! I see you very soon! I'm waiting...
>>495672882bull fucking shit
>>495673426Ashe is young and beautiful
>>495672734>will turn 42 next week>still no children or husbandHAGHAG HAG HAG HAG HAG HAG
>>495674051the clock is ticking, you know what to do
>>495674051You know if you didn't see women as breeding maids you might not be an angry virgin.
>>495674051She just hasn't met me yet
>>495674528she's met Akande plenty of times thoughbeit
So what are you supposed to do when your tank just ignores the enemy tank and lets them W into your team?
>>495674051She'll have kids. When she is good and ready.
>>495674792
>>495674051>>will turn 42 next weekthat's not how it works
>See a string of female character butts>dick acts out>Say Nut in chat>In accordance with our policies we have suspended your account. :)
Why are they like this
>>495674910this desu ne, if the characters were actually getting older D.Va would be almost 30 by now
>>495674792quiet quit and go next>>495674918i just got unbanned from a 30 day suspension my teams are so bad but i cant say anything next is perma probably
>>495670901she should probably just have some utility aside from forcing a 1v1 where she's basically unbeatable but sadly jeff kaplan decided 10 years ago that dps heroes should only do damage and thats it
>>495675028why wouldn't they
>>495674121I don’t want autism kids
>>495675484Breeding the Lena
>>495675197She's at her strongest when she's just following up on the tank. Her utility is you can't just kill her and force her off an area like other flankers.
How do you decide who to play, Mei or Junkrat? I always find hard time choosing.
>>495676501I pick waifus
>>495676576this, luckily my waifus are also the strongest dps characters in the game
kill all yuripedos
>>495676501The only things that matter are what the tanks are doing and what the map is.
>>495676819girls can't get pregnant, you silly!
>>495676968But I don't care what the tanks are doing and what the map is. I only care about walling the enemies off and feeding them icicles, and spamming nades into choke points.
>>495677275I see you are a man of quality.
>>495677275Then it doesn’t matter
>>495677758sexually active renowned boyfucker hag moira>>495672734sexually starved dried up hag ashe
>>495672734They should stop giving an age for characters
>>495676501Mei is more fun I think
>>495679243Why?
>>495679243seeing that they made kiriko 21 was sort of a relief for meit was like confirmation that "okay, none of this is canon anymore, i can ignore all of this"
>>495679243then how do we know who's the youngest and who's a hag?
>>495679290
>>495679352simply by referring to the compass of course(haven't updated in a while)
>>495679525She's trying her best
>>495679525good job me-i!
Honestly it's pretty crazy how if your tank is bad you don't even get to play.
honestly it's pretty crazy how if my supportsissies pick mercy lifeweaver (like they always do) i literally cannot play tank
>>495680015skill issue
>>495679597Would swap zarya and moira because moira is way more aggressively dominant then zarya imo
>>495680421agreedsombra is also in an odd place
>>495680841Sombra should be in my bed
>>495674197juno is prime breeding meat
>>495681431She doesn't know what sex is
>obvious everyone on the team is a retard for the 4th game in a row>become being of incandescant rage>pick illari>kill everyone myself>drag drooling retards to the win myselfthat felt good
>>495681481none of the overgirls know what sex issex doesn't exist in the overwatch universe
>>495681481i will teach her
>>495681431nah, she's asian
>>495681529cool 240p screenshot nintendo switchbro
>>495681585Then you can't do it or you go to jail forever.
>>495681713Dumb cancer reply faggot
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>>495682396Pooping
>>495682396NOSI
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>>495683486STINK
>>495683486DIRT
>>495683486SMELL
>>495683486Wife
>>495682120?? what's the matter buddy
Who has the bigger tits, Queen or Mercy?
>>495683829Me
>>495684049Who's Me?
>>495684064i
i just woke upis the guy crying about "culture wars" the unironic homosexual faggot from a few months back? i find it really funny that he gets hot and bothered about pol retards shitting it up when they amount for like a full 5% of posts made in any given thread
>>495684416Overwatch?
>>495683829It's queen by a long shot.
>>495683486Mess
Remember when they reworked roadhog so he would have more utility instead of having a 1shot on non-tanks then gave him back his 1shot anyway and then also gave him DR on vape so he can just walk into focus fire to get any clownshoe hook he wants?
Remember when they reworked Roadhog and took away his right click and just put the fart gas on it
>>495686101yeah it was toxic to have his old right click because it gave him a tiny amount of skill floor
>>495686101Land his M2's perfectly was sex
que onda
>>495687646why does Olivia keep uncloaking next to me while being so sexy and breedable
>>495686101i hate that they butchered the FUCK out of his gun's VFX for this shitty rework that literally no one liked nor fixed the issues with the fatso. While you had an M1 that was a literal short-ranged explosion of scrap and an M2 that was a ball of scrap that exploded after a bit (and that even had a special effect for it if it hit a wall before it exploded mid air) now it's just 4 shitty balls that appear out of nowhere, don't match the look of the gun's barrel, and just straight up dissapear upon impact with any surface. It sounds autistic but Overwatch has had so many downgrades like that over the years that I can't help but notice any new ones they make.
games are complete dogshit todaylike nobody remembers how to play overwatch
>>495688104Perhaps you shifted timelines
>wake up>remember im morally and intellectually superior to non tank mains>feel good
the doomfist mythic is gonna be sickhis punch is gonna have like crazy explosions and stuff
>>495688908you'll get 3 color swaps only and you'll like it
>>495688908tank mythics are canceled because they'll just buy any slop in the store and nobody else likes tank
>>495688772>supportsissy gives me lip>spend the rest of the match punching railings and observing map edgesnot my problem. respect tankchads.
>>495689003good point why would they make tank cosmetics when clearly nobody plays them
>>495689276Tank will continue to be bad to play until they get rid of armor and nerf supports. It has nothing to do with tank not being "empowered" and in fact tanks being so strong makes tanks worse because even if you mirror the enemy having ana juno while you have mercy lifeweaver is complete nonsense.
>>495683486I'm addicted to akimbo peace sign hana
ashe is the most underrated girl
>>495691268old dried up barren HAG
>>495691316Won't stop me from trying
>>495679597Bratty Lena...
yuripedos are mentally illkirikospammers, hanaspammers, lenaspammersthe lot of youi'm not a pedo so i'm attracted to beautiful full-breasted ADULT WOMEN
>>495691268Young and beautiful WIFE
>>495691268the best couple
i'm sexually attracted exclusively to orisawhat does that make me?
>>495692048Somehow a furry, I think
Juno is OP and I'm tired of pretending he isn't
>yuripedos are mentally ill>kirikospammers, hanaspammers, lenaspammers>the lot of you>i'm not a pedo so i'm attracted to beautiful full-breasted ADULT WOMEN
>>495692707yeah they should nerf Ted, i'm tired of him
Mercy touches little boys inappropriately. Fareeha told me so
>>495690278yep and whats worse is that these changes arent made for tank players. theyre made for people who dont play tank, in an attempt to make people who dont play tank want to play and failing because because making giga broken tanks does fuck all if nobody has any tank fundamentals. its embarrassing how quick people are to counter you on tank but if you outplay them through skill without switching they suddenly dont know what to do since all theyve learned is "BLANK counters X, so i win"
>>495693408only if genji counts
>>495693798I definitely used to flex way more before s10 so if they were trying to draw non-tank mains into playing tank they totally failed. Now I'll do 0-2 games on tank a week because that's how many games it takes for me to get a retarded game where even though I'm the strongest role I can't do anything because the enemy tank has higher multipliers (supports)If they want to make tanks more playable they need to bring more supports down to mercy and weaver where they have very clear downsides not try to powercreep them up to the level of do everything supports. Also again continue to nerf if not outright remove armor because it's not fun getting 30k damage a game and have it mean nothing because it was just 2 unkillable tanks frotting all game.
>>495693059stay away from my local preschool
>>495693408"Little" as in... "young"? Or "little" as in...
>>495695018Midgets
>>495694738all it would take for me to queue tank again is an "automatically avoid mercy mains" button
>>495696006I don't think Mercy is even that weak. It's just there's literally no reason to ever pick her over Juno except maybe to cheat a widow duel on Havana or CR.
>>495691594based
>>495696268I prefer artists that remember Ashe has an arm tattoo
I love solo ulting people with Reaper.
>>495693059you are here to meet with a child
look at this teamwe're gonna do great
>>495696524winky face
>>495696661It's the future tattoos are easy to remove
>What overwatch does to a mf
How come Symmetra got a Blood Elf skin but not Lifeweaver? He already has one of the male blood elf hair styles
>>495698962he's a fag
>>495698858the reveal is gonna be pretty epic
>>495653467>>495653526
>>495699828bean here
>>495699828Where's Ashe :(
>>495700097I’d have to check if people have made any Ashe decals but if there is, I’ll do a car for her.
>>495700239I was mainly saying that because the Olivia on the hood is from a picture with Ashe being cute in the back
>>495701363Oh yes I get what you mean. I’ll still look to do an Ashe car tho.
>>495696143the problem is literally every role and nearly every other type of player **USUALLY** picks based on "what works best"mercies pick based on what makes them feel like a pretty princess
>>495704048
>>495705084The only pussy brig has
>Back to back wins after a 10 game losing streak that almost put me in GoldI barely feel the joy of victory
>>495705704so you belong in plat 5?
>>495698858this is what happens when you hold your grav
>>495693798its so obvious that this is the case and that its not making any new tank players while pushing away legacy tank players. characters like hog, mauga, orisa are tailor made for people who dont know how to play tank but that means anyone who does can pick them and shut out the former. then when the person who does know how to tank gets tired of being forced to fight the same characters over and over they stop. i dont know a single person who mains tank in OW2 (let alone has fun), yet knew far more in OW1 despite people claiming tank queue was dead. no one wants to spend time juggling wound uptime just to get instakilled on JQ while hog or some other tank has all the tools to tank with half the effort.
>more metal shitters crying about their rankWhat is this mental illness? Just play some quickplay for fun and log off. You are not competing in any tournaments and you clearly have no interest in getting better hence you being in the metal ranks. So why do you freak out about a shitty rank system?
>>495705768I was Plat 1, last week, the highest I've ever been thanks to Juno, and I'll never hit those heights again
>>495705998i'm a quickplay-only chad after 4 years and thousands of hours. i think i played one game of comp open queue in ow1, and our rein charged off the map so i just left.the only reason i see to play comp is to collect gold guns but they only look good on like 30% of heroes and skins
i havent played in weeks but i still come here
>>495706465I'm here for the Juno butts
>>495706890Poop
>>495706175if you want to abuse a broken hitscan support why not play baptiste and automatically place in diamond 1
>>495707235you sound like a broken record my dude, give it a rest
>>495707187sexy bitch
>>495707056Everyone poops, anon
The universe is a holovid
>>495708221girls don't
>>495708221But nobody as much as her
>>495708391Oh cool I didn't know that>>495707056Hey I got some good news for you pal
gravity is a harness
>>495708689ah, so like a spherical cow
>>495708778What does that even mean anyway
>>495622195Jq is unfortunately still trash unless you build a very specific team comp around her and at that point the team comp is better with other tanks anyway
I wish I could play without getting unreasonably tilted when a game is most likely just a one-sided stomp
>>495698858another lgbt child molesting pervert outs himselfhopefully like mr eskay he will castrate himself and then kill himself
I wish I could play without immediately needing to jack off when young Ana is on the screen
SUPPORT PLAYERS ARE ALL MORONSI CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HAD TO RUN AWAY AND GET A PACK/AFK FOR REGEN BECAUSE THESE BRAINDEAD TROGLOGDITES GOT BOOSTED BY THE MMR RESET NEVER DO THIS FUCKING SHIT AGAINTHESE ARE EASILYIN MY 8 YEARS OF OVERWATCHTHE LOWEST QUALITY GAMES I HAVE E V E RHAD
>>495709975This but dps
>>495709975This but tanks
>>495709565huh?
>>495710267>t braindead moira nigger that does nothing but dicksuck the healer and int in their backline while the DPS scrounge for kits and wait for regen then wonder "wtf why dps no do dmg???"
>>495698858Oof, yikes even
>>495710623It is the damage players who are the victims
1. why does kiriko have extra damage on her headshots2. why does zen not
>>495711442>1. why does kiriko have extra damage on her headshotsshe doesn't anymore.>2.he does with discord.
>>495711442They both have a 2x headshot multiplier.
>>495711617>she doesn't anymore.i stand corrected, but why did she ever
>>495711776it was unironically better when she did.she doesn't deserve 60 damage bodyshots with her survivability.
>>495711776The game used to reward skill and punish you for doing body shots but they changed their mind
Kiriko is the best duelist in the game btw.
Wasn't it a joke for a while that Kiriko's reveal video made her sound like a blatant self-insert with zero self awareness
oh Faddah chon
>>495712487That would be every tank
>>495712406>they changed their mindno dpsfaggot cried because they were losing 1v1s to random dinks from skilless support players
>>495713932There’s clearly larger systemic changes since they also changed armor and gave tanks headshot reduction too but you’re too stupid and autistic to do anything but hyper focus on one thing
>>495713932are you retarded?she literally does the same headshot damage, she just has higher bodyshot damage too.and yes, kiriko players are skillless shitters.it takes no skill to flank/off angle with an unpunishable support.
pharmercy is kicking my ass
Reading the rageposts on here helps me understand why so many damage players feed their brains out.
>>495715264shoot the mercytell your retarded 50% scoped accuracy ana to "go to mercy to match their 2v2 or lose"
>>495715264Just ignore them and murder the other support
This game is too hard.
This game is too soft.
Just noticed I have this. Did they lower the requirement from 8 to 6? If so I agree the game is too soft
>Playing on New Junkertown>Score currently 1 to 1, it's a close game right now>Enemy tank praises his Mercy on having 0 deaths unlike our Mercy on 3 deaths>See an opportunity for some TRICKERY>Tell him that's because his Mercy just moves to escape every time they might lose a teamfight and leaves teammates to die>One of their DPS actually agrees with me causing their tank and their Mercy to protest>I pour fuel on the fire by claiming I saw their Mercy quietly slink away from a lost fight twice already>But the enemy team starts to fight with each other in the chat anyway as the tank and Mercy desperately try to convince the other three players that they aren't throwing>Win game 3 to 1SCHEMED
This game is just right
i looked up what Jayne looks like now post-transition and it's not pretty
>>495716831Well he looked like king henry viii before
>>495716831source?
>>495716782I got it a couple of days ago and was surprised because I was sure I only blasted about seven people. Then I saw they did change it.Good, because hitting 8 out of 9 people was fucking nonsense and if the other team's tank had a barrier or shield you were never ever going to get it.
>>495718170Yeah, now if only they could do window of opportunity to something more reasonable
>>495718256Yeah it's strange that Juno's one is made more reasonable within a season but Bap's one is left brutally difficult for years.
I get unreasonably annoyed when a Wifeleaver says Hello and it plays that one line that sounds like he's sarcastically saying "YeSsUh Hi"
>>495719268Nothing like getting whipshotted in the face by a Brigitte and then hearing a "Hej hej!" immediately afterward.
>>495719549
>>495719268>other language??? GRRRRRRRRRRRit's ngai sa-haai, retard-kun.
>not having tracers I’m ready for some pudding line bound to the same button as melee
Lifeweaver E is now a 30 second cooldowninstead of instantly pulling the target, you place a 75HP shield on them, if they hit the interact button within 2 seconds they get pulled.>prevents LW players from trolling>adds the option to players to decide to get pulled instead of having no say in the matter >nerfs the uptime of the abilityy/n?
spin
>>495720363I’d rather see it with a 12 second cd but remove the immunity entirely
>>495720478also a fair compromise. I would prefer that power being shifted into his M1.LW DESPERATELY needs more playmaking.he's far too "reactionary" to carry or impose your skill on the game.
>>495720673A big part of the problem with grip and similar CDs is there's no reason to ever use them except for when someone is about to die. Lamp is another similar example but you could also include things like rez or a bunch of the tank CDs. You just hold it until it's necessary to use it and there's little you can do to play around it other than just deal with it when it comes out. There's no real way to use it to make a proactive play. If Weaver could grip more often but was disincentivized from using it on someone who's 5hp you'd have more opportunities to use it to reposition people with low mobility or no vertical mobility which is how I imagine they intended people to use petal instead of being another dumb way to dodge damage mid fight.
>>495721264The recent changes to petal were handy, now it really can be a service elevator to high ground.
characters with low skill floors like Junkrat or Mercy should not ever be "good" picks.
>>495722017>low skill floors like Junkratretard
>>495722017dipstick
>both DPS have 2x the elims and half the deaths of the tank >doesn't matter because the tank is bad so you just lose anyway
>>495722128he's right
>>495722189uh ohhhh. stinkyyyy
gibralter doesn't get enough hate
>>495723451It's a nice place tho, small but cosy and hot
>>495722017If you swap Junkrat with Genji then agreed. Genji hate!
>>495723581Looks like shit
>>495723638Never getting it back, Pedro
>>495723451It has to be the most spawncampable map in the game. I guess all widow maps are like that though and they're all terrible maps and should have been removed along with 2cp.
>>495723825it's never coming home, Lena
>>495723885
>>495723825just gotta wait for them to decolonize britain
Every escort map is bad actually.
>>495723523>>495722189literally looks like she's farting
*sniff*Nope, can't smell anything.
>>495723289>>495722189>>495723523>>495724954
>>495712581A self insert of one of the devs who doesn't work there anymore. There was a copypasta about it that used to be posted here.
>>495727365please don't compare kiriko to pocs like that
>>495723614>Genji hateThe devs have already got you covered.
>>495727818
>>495727884LMAO
The path to a new meltdown begins yet again.
Hey it's Kiriko
>>495729389
>>495729367maybe the redditor should stop hallucinating /pol/ boogeymen everywhere then
>>495729597looking forward to your "posts /owg/ on /int/ and /bant/ and links it here" stage again!
>>495729784don't post on any of those boardstake your meds no one in /owg/ is out to get you
Hey! Chill out!
Every mercytranny deserves the rope
Every Mercy deserves ropes shot deep inside of her
>>495729962t. trana main stuck in silver
>>495729962this but also kiriko
>>495730064this but ashe
>>495730110>tranny replies instantlykek
Sombra is brown and ugly
>>495730345just like the people who play her
>>495730269I volunteer to make Ashe a mother
>Play Juno>Use ultEither:>Teammates kill enemy team easily without it - No value>Teammates instantly gets buttfucked and die - No valueI've no clue when the hell I'm supposed to use this thing.
>>495730559Just throw it out preemptively when a fight is gearing up.Make sure to stand back first and have your pulsars off cooldown so at the very least you hit a boosted volley on everyone.
Sombra is white
>>495731076*covered in white baby batter (mine)
Imagine being Tzilacatzin at the fall of Tenochtitlan. You do so much that the Spaniards focus all their fire at you. Despite drawing the attention of the entire enemy team, your team refuses to push past choke. You scream, "WHAT MORE CAN I DO?!" Your team is quickly dealt with. They cry out "gg" and "tank diff" as the Spaniards execute them one by one.
>>495731182What does that mean
>>495731210You have to push past the choke first bro the team isn’t going to walk past you when everyone is looking there
>>495731210>"Warriors" wearing cotton armour who spend 80% of their military career attacking hopelessly weaker tribes and kidnapping their civilians for temple sacrifices>vs>Loyal vassals of His Majesty King Charles V wearing steel armour and armed with crossbows, muskets and cannon used by a force including veterans of the Reconquista and the Italian warsThe truth is that it was a team diff and the matchmaker screwed the Aztecs from the beginning, nothing they could do. Tzilacatzin shouldn't have convinced himself the match was winnable.
>invited on first ever mission with captain sojourn>she smacks my ass and says "heh... you're alright wyte boi"what does that mean???
>>495732005it's go time
>>495732005She likes you
Winston is whiter than Doomshit
it's september 2024, and the only blizzard games on steam are still just D4 and OW2what the fuck are they doing. why are they so slow
>Hey... you're alright!
>>495723451It's good for my tan
Asking Captain Vivian "Sojourn" Chase if black girls' nipples really do taste like chocolateCaptain Vivian "Sojourn" Chase letting Cadet Anon test
>>495730345
>>495733196
>>495733196Kek
would sojourn have sensitive armpits
>>495730559You're supposed to walk in with your ult and get kills with it. I see most Junos use ult then back up and die. What's the point of ulting if you don't push into their backline? The only time you back up after using Juno ult is it Ana nades you and you can't tank a gorillion damage anymore.
>>495734223Correct, Juno's ult requires a team with the courage to use it. Of course this can backfire if something like a Hanzo ult is dropped into its path but you know what I mean.
So now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Venture owes /owg/ sex?
Hey, you're all croissant?
>>495723451gibralter was s tier before role queue
>>495735029nah
Gibraltar is fine as long as you have mobility, preferably vertical.
>>495734853Plapping Sojourn deeply and passionately as she leglocks you with those cybernetic tree trunks from behind
>>495735208You also need your tank to be constantly clearing highground if they have hitscan. Honestly maps where defense gets giga highground like Hollywood, Gibralter, Numbani, Dorado all blow.
This WoW even should have had a Dungeon Queue mode where the team comps are 1/3/1
>>495735539Were we supposed to get an Ultrawatch arcade event last season or was I hallucinating in the trailerI think with the budget cuts and layoffs those events are no more
>>495734757Venture needs to she me what that ass does
Male, female, nonbinary, i don't carewhat matters is that Venture is clearly submissive, and either gets bred or bottomed like a bitch
>>495736285Yes
>>495736471she looks like she'd be a nice wife
>>495736847what on earth gives you that impression
>>495736471I’d let her throw my games
>>495736943Titty drop level
I need healing
>>495737784
>>495738038>>495738038>>495738038Sojourn edition
>>495738082brown nipples
>>495716782They change this, and not the bap achievement? Another proof they don't play their game
