Previous: >>495585395Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>495733617Woomy finally got her woomers
my wife
here's your team pastunga bunga
Good night to everyone except>trislosher mains>E-liter mains>roller ledge sharks>bomb spammers>people who still play turf war>people who ignore beacons>people who say sloshmo>people with respawn punisher gear>people with QR builds
>>495734087INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T ALLOWEDInterspecies marriage should remain outlawed
>>495734239Calgor no like octo slave boywife try sneak out cave. must learn him good with snu-snu
>>495734320>sloshing mochine
>>495734320>tfw not in the listGood night!
>>495734572>"I see you need another lesson, anon.">"Fortunately I'm always happy to teach even the stubbornest of students about the wonders of the SloshMo!"
>>495735239SEX
sloshing mochine is what they call fuzzy takos who havent been drained in a while
>non-stop lemuria hub assblastings at spawn>finally get brinewater, start winning>5 disconnects all at the same timei got the matchmaking seed where you dont win
Anyway, back to business: do inklings have nips?
>>495735675The correct term is 'japs'
ah, you're awake
>>495736082You were trying to cross the border, right?
>>495735675Most likely not and the appearance of tits is probably just a thing from the human crystals (and serves the same purpose of sexual attraction)
Veemo Octavio is sex
>>495736492Bewitching woomy (the one with the hat is cute too)
No fatties allowed beyond this point
But do they have vaganias?
>>495736565I'm not fat I'm just holding ink as I learn Hydra
pearl is built for fatties
>>495736475that's his daughter, don't stick your dick in crazy
>>495737027Yeah, Marina has a fat ass and tits.
>>495737351Then no dick shall go on just clam on clam..blitzingOH Callie I see a veemo who needs some loving
Splatoon 4 better have more good hairstyles.
>>495737351Wish they made 8 his daughter instead of a nameless soldier
>>495737997Twin tail veemos
>>4957381858 being exceptional while also being rank and file is her main appeal
I need to download splatoon music and make a playlist on foobar with my favs already
Anyone up for salmon?
>>495738539I could salmon in a moment
>>495738539hmmmm *punches you in the face* salm this idiot
>>495738539I could go for a king
>>495738597>>495738676>>495738682Room's up.Host: SS
>>495738809Hold on Im comging
>>495738207you and me both brother
>>495736404if the crystals gave them tits why wouldn't it also give them nips?
>>4957388093/4
>>495738809>>495739274Lemme in.
>>495739510Opening now.
Ah, i seem to have forgotten about my banner
>>495739156Cause they don't breastfeed because they are not mammals
>>495739616Was doing my dailies lol, sorry.
sucking on frye's featureless mounds
How rich is Pearl, really? My jobless woomy shows up to Splatsville in rags and now has a wardrobe worth tens of millions, an arsenal large enough to outfit a militia, enough crab-n-go vouchers to end world hunger, and so many useless baubles and trinkets she can fully furnish a small planet.Getting a full-time job must be the biggest fucking trap imaginable.
they have nipples
Remind me again what brushes are better for when slomming? Running around and grabbing eggs and dealing with trash?
>>495740163Proof? This picture is blurry as shit and doesn't prove anything.
>>495740461the bottom ceph is wearing electric tape pasties. cephs have nipples confirmed
To pick up on that one anon's elementary school AU:Agent 3: Janitor? Vice principal?Agent 4: Not sure about this one. Any fellow anons wanna help out with this one?Agent 8: See above.DJ Octavio: I got nothing. Any ideas?Judd: Also not sure about this one.Lil' Judd: I have no idea.
>>495740461>blurry as shitIts clear as can be how can you not see the nipple covers she's wearing? Are you phone posting
>>495740669Could in-universe just be mimicking human clothingOr in the real world because nintendo doesn't want to answer that question
>>495740461it's concept art for 3the one on the right has nipple tapethey'd have no incentive to do that if they didn't have them, you can only attribute so much to "oh they looked at how humans used to do it"
fuck off
high tide suggz and so do i
Wish I could make my woomy wear pasties...
>>495741038commission it or learn to draw
>>495740937They seem to avoid answering questions like that ever since shirtless marioAlso I think legally a fully exposed breast would probably still be considered indecent even without a nipple
ggs s.
kill yourself
>>495741490GGs
Is it even possible to predict what a past-themed game will look like?There are way too many possibilities as it could be anywhere from ancient-looking cities to 20 years ago-looking
GG's Salmonators!
>>495742534ggsgs
>>495742534>>495742550GGs slammo blammos
>>495742379the further back they go, the less interesting the options for fashion, music, and culture get
>>495742379>Thinking they'll give anything but lip service and a couple of pieces of gear to the theme everything else will be just like in 3 as in the outcome of final fest never happened and had no effect..
>>495742637my woomy's very fresh, her loincloth is braided
>>495742843>loinclothMy woomy is using the blood of salmons to paint her leaves different colors. She is the freshest ceph in her cave.
It seems that the topic of woomy nips has been fully deliberated on. Next up: do they have vajayjays?
>>495745148no, babies simply emerge from their foreheads
licking woomys little raisin nipples
>>495745379Frye is very fertile
>>495745379That's how the octos do it :^)
>892/1035 titles>still don't have "The"
>UOH I WANT TO FUCK HUMANOID SQUIDS AND OCTOSthis is what your sound like /ink/. can you just be normal for one thread without obsessing over nipples or feet or whatever?
>>495746503This anon is gayer than the gayyos
>>495745809Octarians not the veems/weyys. That just refers to the troopers not octos in general.
someone post the """correct""" build again
look what i got at the woomy store
It still hurts 今川焼き bros...
>>495747468how are you gonna cook it?
small tiny little porl canonically absorbed inside the huge fluffy fat folds of my big boy belly sharing a canonical cishet love hug
Somewhat late but GGs SR Crew, really showed that Cho what for.Until next time.
>>495750738holy shit Extra GGs for youThank you for this...
>>495750738kill yourself
we need salmonlings for S4 because diversity is our strength
>>495752062thank you for saying this
>>495751452kold why do you and fantasy hate ss so much to the point of constantly harassing her??
Isn’t it interesting how ads always have salmonling male and inkling female couples?
I still don't have my festival icons and I definitely played with the pool and people on my friends list
>>495753250Same.
>>495752770
>>495753250The goblin grip eludes me for another day.
Fish, bonuses, king?
>>495754423sure
>>495754423can do
>>495754562Up
>>495754423Im down
>>495754716>>495754647>>4957545624/4, I don't recognize M, hope that's one of yous
>>495754816it is
sweaty porl coming home from the gym after a long day of work collapsing in the big soft protuberance of my massive rotund soft white whalelike underbelly and falling asleep, drooling on my shouldershe smells like natto
glowflies...
This comp is shit due glowflies...>>495755369Cool, new name, new /ink/er, or just me growing senile?
>>495753250>>495753997im noooooticing..!
COCKBITE.
>>495756227that's callie's specialty
GGs SR room
SR 2/4>>495757012GGs!
GGs yall two!Wanna keep going or- ah got it
>>495757012>>495757050>>495757068ggggggs
>>495757068Somehow I didn't get my 12 capsules yet, I think we got Coho before full meter
anyone wanna play turf war? i just got my amiibos today and i’m tryna get all the gear
What happened in Callie’s mansion
A wretched shift.>>495757192Fair ennough, id be more than happy to help you get your capsules
>>495753997why are woomies like this?
>>495757504Just got to 12. Did you want to keep going for Coho, or stop here? Do you need yours?>A wretched shift.Very.
>trending on SplatHub: two cephs instantaneously get fucked but glowfliesOK>>495757675I already got all i need but I dont mind playing some more for fun or anything, I could use more chunks anyway
>>495757746Sounds good, let's see how it goes this time!
FLAR is really bad tonight (Translation: I am inconsistent and am playing especially poorly)
anyone wanna rainmaker?
Im going to fucking shit in these gods damned fish's graves holy shit
rate my latest fit
>>495757746GGs again R, thanks for sticking around! I've had more than enough of this rot haha
We may not have gotten that second Zuna, but many sammin were slain and many hearts were paintedGGs friend
>>495760132>I've had more than enough of this rot hahaSame, even though I love the weapons, this map is killing me>thanks for sticking around!But of course <3
>>495760245I don't really mind the weapons (except S-Blast maybe) or the map on their own, but all together they are a deadly combo...
>>495760812kek
>>495757012>>495757068>>495757116The fisherman paradox: higher hazard with /ink/ers is easier than lower hazard with randos
>>495758136what does FLAR mean?>>495759780ive been using something similar to this. i like it.
>>495763578Forced Loses Are Real.Examplewinning 4 series games in a row and immediately losing 3 all ending in knockouts
General build for most any weapon?
>>495764884swim speed up the wazoo
>>495764884LDE/comebackswim speed upstealth jumpone sub of qsj/special saver/ink resistance
>>495764884Comeback QR Stealth Jump. Object Shredder if backline. One sub wonders like QSJ, Special saver, Bomb Defense.
>>495764884LDE. Comeback for frontlinesrsQuick super jump
any1 up for salmon run? i will host and wait for joiners
>>495765685maybe i can in a couple of minutes, i'll see
anon... why couldn't you just stay fresh...?
>>495765685im already in the chopper w you but for posterity, im up
Kissing Woomy's cheekSuddenly coming down with lesions and your lips begin to bleed and fall off
Holy shit no way. lets run that back.>>495765837
>>495765859should've given her a bath while you still could
why am i still awake...
>An error has occurred???I can come back, sorry about that
>>495766407ok sorry i thought i scared you off. i will host again in a bit
>>495766449Take your time
>>495766435Id buy idol themed soap
>>495766552>another paycuti will take this in stride. open
im actually not taking it in stride im actually pissing and shidding and farding rn.
pisssticks
>>495766665I'd buy idol-infused bath water
Gah, im sorry S, I think im starting to fade and should dipGGs bro, sorry about this, maybe another time we ca play properly>get a communication error anywayWELP.
>>495767940yeah naw i need to go play something else. sorry for the bad games, next time we ride
>>495767910
I love Aori.
silly woomies doing silly woomy things~
woomy giving weyyo a snackoh no...
The only thing worse than this slom rotation right now is the new 4chan captcha
>>495768010I'll take 10! No, 100!!
weyyo!
>>495768010What the hell is that
>>495768818potion that turns you into callie
>>495768818
>>495769653Nintendo during the Switch 2 reveal direct:
>>495769851They can keep up the appearances. They can pull the "one more thing" trick and say there's no announcement during Direct, then announce it in a "special bulletin" part that's not part of the Direct proper.Not sure why would they though. Secrecy at this point is silly, everyone knows it's coming anyway.
>>495769653i mean didn't they confirm that they would be announcing it on march next year
You see her outside the lobby, wyd?
wtf, switch 2?/v/ told me nintendo was going 3rd party.
>>495771250be a good Samaritan and point her towards grizzco
>>495771534>oops all greens and pinks rotation todaywhat now?
>>495771250Ignore her for being a filthy octo
>>495771250The elites don't want you to know this but the Tako refugees are free and you can take them homeI have 458 Takos
what's the max amount of silver and gold scales you can get from salmon run capsule rewards?
1king slomen?
>>495776262I will be up in 10 mins.
>>495776603lmk when ready
>>495737997>splatoon 2 better have more good hairstyles>splatoon 3 better have more good hairstyles>splatoon 4 better have more good hairstyles
>>495776776Les go.
>>495766435this kills the stinker
So how do they transfer ink from their internal ink sacks to the external tanks they wear on their backs?
>>495778973My wife and her wife (who's also my wife).
ggs ruskifriend
>>495780803GGs bro!
Callie saying "bestie" and "fleek" and "hella" and "yaaas"
I really hope that next animal crossing game brings back the amiibo crossover stuffI'm still seething how we never got Off the Hook and then Deep Cut villagers in new horizons after we got the Squid Sisters in new leafthat's not to mention all the cool itemsmaybe even a smallfry villager that gives you a bunch of cool grizzco furniture!Man I cannot wait til the switch 2 gets here....
>>495781484i hope they stop making animal crossing “games”
>>495780921hecka*
>>495779436cutest couple, i like all their little interactions during the ingame concerts
>>495781584This but unironically.
>>495781584fr fr onganimal crossing sucks desu
they can make more animal crossing games on the condition they return
>>495781584one can dream.But yeah it was really a miss how they ended support before doing anything with amiibos.honestly I feel every nintendo game should support amiibod from other games and treat it as crossover content or some cheeky jokeLike it'd be mighty cool if I scanned by Callie amiibo on tears of the kingdom the game just gave me fish and fried squid or something
>>495781908they're all I want. they're the best!!
>>495760830Cute (You)my
>>495781584Based as fuck and hard agree. Animal Crossing went to shit the second they hired that retard fuckwit lady and it needs to fucking die.
>>495782061i love funny idol squirrels
>>495781484Pretty sure splatoon is beyond crossover stuff, it’s not the fresh new ip it was during 2015, it doesn’t need any of that
i wish my cat could get on the tower instead of these retards that can't or won't
what is your favorite song (any game)?
>>495784076Into the light
>>495784076seasource and seaskape
>>495784076Shooting starfish.
>>495784514Correct.
>>495782953that's such a braindead take honestlybe better.
>>495782953After they added link, isabelle, villager, and woomy to mario kart, I don't know why they don't just go the sega route an make mario kart 9 just 'nintendo kart'. I mean, I'd hate it. Because I hate any kind of change. But they're using all of the koopa kids to pad out the roster and like four different marios. Just don't do the Smash thing, and pull characters from affiliate games...
>>495787204Fuck off we're full
>>495787204cute woomies
>>495787204the issue with a "Nintendo Kart" is that the track designs would suffer greatly.crossover tracks means less/no original ideas, you saw how bad the Animal Crossing track was.
>>495787610Then why have cameos to begin with? They could have put Geno from Mario RPG. Paper Mario, because if they have 4 marios, then why not 5? etc, etc. Mario is already in Splatoon. on the back of the amiibo box, don't look!
>>495787968Because cameos are cameos and not straight up a crossover game.Again, fuck off we're full.
What happened to putz12? Did he finally sperg out so hard he died?
hmmm og i get it! i meant to say amiibo cameos!not full on crossover with other seriesjust have what animal crossing new leaf had basically
>>495788602like what
>>495788602Just make non-Splatoon amiibo give two pieces of locker decor each
>>495789330that's it>>495789169like what I said was basically "all nintendo games should support every nintendo amiibo"like if I scan a mario amiibo on the plaza a small box would apear in the amiibo box and it'd be like "oh what's this? *guitar sound* you got a new thing for your locker!"(and it's a lil mushroom)
I don't have the attention span for Animal Crossing. I play for a few days and instantly want to reset my save file.
>>495790212ehhh. pass. I don't feel like every nintendo game needs mario in it to remind you of your corporate overlords, and how you would have none of this if not for BING BING WAHOO!Also, for world building reasons, if they just injected videogame tat into the games, it would feel less like a post-apocalyptic post-human world.They could do like what BotW does, and any Nintendo amiibo that isn't recognized as Splatoon will give you concession stand tickets or tokens for the gacha. Similar to how non-zelda amiibos just drop random food items. But, you know, they TECHNICALLY are compatible.
I'd just prefer if they phase out this amiibo meme now, it's been 10 years now.
>>495791481Nogami made me buy 16 amiibos...
>>495791351i mean i guess you could want that but i'd just assume you're a stick in the mudit's just a fun little thing! like getting pikmin keychains to put in your locker in splatoonor splatoon furiture to put in your animal crossing townor a shield that's bell themed if you scan animal crossing amiibos on zeldaand so on so onit's just a cute idea that gives amiibos a bit more of usagelike the thing mario kart does it's fully cosmetic and it's justa thing you can do if you happen to have the amiibos
>>495791481Nintendo should sell Nice Amiibo cards instead, like the animal crossing Amiibo cards. But for all of their amiibos. Put it in a nice collector's case. Sell it for $120. You get every (first party) amiibo they've ever released. And it wouldn't piss off the nintendo shills, because they still have their nice statues, and they're already aware that people just write to NFC cards anyways.
>>495791905cards are honestly so much better.it's way easier to store em.
>>495791481I'd just wish they'd make them to order to deal with scalpers. I eventually get them but it sucks having to wait a couple of months before the scalpers move on to the next item to scalp.
if you get all the splatoon amiibos you get this
>>495791481bad news anon, the 2witch is confirmed to have an NFC reader
>>495792501*citation needed
>retarded RG doing nothing but farming booyah bombs all match>somehow goes 1/5 despite chucking 10 of these>doesn't think about saving one for the tower to prevent overtime
>>495792652various leaks aside, I feel like the fact that they're still producing new amiibo this close to the end of the switch's lifespan is a decent indicator they're not done with the idea
I just wish they did more. They added extra levels and minigames in 1.
>>495793817it was retarded to lock that behind amiiboshow they do it now is much better
>>495793145the indicator that they're not done with the idea, anon, is that (you) people keep buying them.They have never needed to put amiibo support in their games, because amiibo =/= skylanders.People just buy amiibos as nintendo statuettes. The same reason people buy funko pops. It's a hunk of plastic that you can spend your disposable income on. We are approaching a post-capitalist dystopia in record time.
>>495791481Not happening. Splatoon and Smash have amiibo’s built into their identity, so they gotta stick around for those at leastImagine if the next entries have amiibo’s removed entirely and what amiibo’s you bought are completely worthless. You think people would be happy with that?
splatoon 4 amiibo trading cardswith a gear piece each, can scan one card per day so you don't just steal your friend's entire collection in one eveningcome in booster packs of 3
>>495794539>We are approaching a post-capitalist dystopia in record time.Lol
>>495795624>built into their identityare you delusional? >amiibo’s you bought are completely worthlessyour fault for splurging on figurine dyou don't care about
>>495746503If we were normal we wouldn't be on 4chan.
THEY ANNOUNCED SPLATOON 4 FOR PLAYSTATION
>>495800105who's going to stupid enough to fall for such an OBVIOUSLY fake announcement. Everyone knows PlayStation has no games
Super Mario Sunshine 2 is just Mario trying to clean up active Splatoon stages.He just sees your woomy as a blooper.
>try to revive a nip after the wave is over so he can ink a bit>purposely moves out of rangeIs the 1 less times revived counter that important? It doesn't even count against you if it's after the wave.
>>495802339>Woomy blooper pulls out trizooka>MammamiaMario loses a life>Mario attempts to clean up a stage when Shiver and Frye are sparing at Marlin Airport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFGx3ATSMyAGame over Mario is now dead.Good game this will be.
>>495802339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVRY-7F6oDM
>>495802339but ceph ink evaporates away on its own, anonbrooklyn plumber man is not needed
>>495802946>>495803323>>495803430I just like how nintendo design cycles from:"what if GAME based around world covered in goop? And you need to gather water... to clean goop?"to"What if GAME based around gooping as much as possible? All over, you goop? But while avoiding water?"
>>495803430>ceph ink evaporates away on its ownThat's incorrect though
>>495803880>ink eventually goes away>UMM AKSHUALLY IT DOESNT>IT EVENTUALLY GOES AWAY DUE TO [INSERT REASON HERE]You are a prime example of someone who needs shooting in the head
>>495803880mmmm, bacteria loves tasty ink
>>495804104>ceph ink evaporates away on its own>ink eventually goes awayI think you got shot in the head already.
>>495804104>evaporates on its ownrevised to >ink eventually goes away??? cool.
>>495803880I thought they changed this?
Lore in Splatoon doesn't matter because they just retcon it anyways or we're given false information from the localizers to begin with.
>>495805103So we can have male agents? Nice
>>495805409We already have official art of male agents.
>>495805103I'd simplify this to "Lore in Splatoon doesn't matter."Like, do they really think they can explain how this world is 'realistic, no, but for real, it's really possible! Trust me!'Woomy isn't real. It's a game about painting the ground in a limited amount of time. Team with the most painted wins. Leave all the 'lore' to environmental storytelling. And just accept that it's a game.
>>495804901Hmm, where and when? I don't remember any newer information than the sunken scroll.>>4958054098 is a weyy in the manga.
lore in splatoon matters until the next game then the lore will be ignored
is yebby pee-pees being funny still canon
>>495805657>Woomy isn't real.Speak for yourself, my woomy is real and I will give her a hug right now!
>>495805657>Woomy isn't realYou are a horrible soulless person>Woomy isn't realThink again
grabbing weyyo by his DOUBLE WIDE DOOR SMASHING HIPS WHY ARE YOU THICK
GG j
weyyos big wobbling butt
>>495810474Veemo ass and panties thoughever
3922 1313 3427
>>495810312kill yourself
fat veemos ass cleavage
>>495810312
Dead series
>>495788175Idk. I guess he finally burned out. I didnt even realize he was gone.
>>495811858If by dead you mean alive then yeah
>>495811991Called someone a faggot while streaming, got banned then stopped.Feel bad for him though with all the stream sniping but he fed into it so I can't feel THAT bad.
>>495812804I only feel bad because he seems like he doesnt have the mental awareness to realize how shit splatoon is making his life. Anyway i cant stream cuz id say nigger faggot or retard
>>495813107You can stream just not on twitch.
>>495813323 i only want to stream on twitch or yt
>>495813525What kinda life do you live where you impulsively say slurs? you can train yourself to not do that.
>>495813803i have autism
>>495813803you maybe lots of man children can't
>get splatted by a carbon sharking>"fucking nigger carbon">bannedI simply wasn't meant to stream
>>495788175He still plays but not on stream I imagine, screenshots showed up of him being in Team Future
>>495813323Does twitch listen to boo-boo words and auto bans you, or does someone need to snitch?
>>495813803Ive never said them in public or around normies but sometimes when im playing splatoon ill just be like ahhh that fuckin nigger when someone gets a cheeky kill on me
>>495812804Why does the internet have to be so goddamn sensitiveI once said faggot out loud at work and nothing happened
>>495814246Bruh no one cares youre just making everyone at your place of work uncomfortable
>>495814246>nothing happenedTheir perception of you changed and youre the unhinged gay basher now.
>>495814703Most of this state is religious so they hate gays more than I do
>>495814312>>495814703Do they pay him? No so it doesn't matter
shiver and marina tummy so erotic
I think I played with putz12 once and I totally threw the game on purpose haha
>>495815540Why are Octos so obsessed with midriffs Stop flaunting your bodies to the public eye, harlots
Hey are you going to finish that?
>>495815658shut it you fucking squigger
>>495815663Are you going to cum on that?
Can't decide if I should be an Inkling or Octoling. It's dumb, but I want one that would better suit my personality.
>>495815658All of the squid idols have dressed like that too at one point
>>495810715You might wanna remind players which gear counts. We could always end up having a player join us not wanting to follow the rules.
>>495815938Im a squid now. Im a squid now. Im a squid now. Im a squid now. Im a squid now. Im a squid now.
goblin tummy...
>>495815938Woomy is the superior race
>>495815938inklings are dumb leadersoctolings are smart followers
>>495816108>>495816217yea but do squids have autism or is that just octos
fryes bellyjiggling... wobbling...
>>495815938inklings are sillyoctolings are mature (slutty)
>>495816049 (hopefully I don't fuck it up this time)Octoleet ArmorMaybe the life preserver?Marinated TopChaos ArmorChomp TopEelneck TankSurvival Suit ReplicaWorld Tour Jacket
>>495816385The scientifically correct term is "silly."
>>495816875>>495816049>>495810715The Life Preserver doesn't show enough since if I allow that I'd also have to allow the Tri-Shred Tee which doesn't meet the criteria.
>>495815768No...
>>495816108>>495816217>>495816383>>495816473I'll just strawpoll it and let you guys decide!https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp76X9wgM
>>495817642No. Try them both out and pick for yourself.
>>495817734I have, I'm just too autistic to choose.
>>495817425>amiibo>hours worth of grinding>amiibo>amiibo>amiibo>amiibo>amiiboThis pb will expose the poorfags of /ink/.
>>495818512And it'll expose the hackfags who use nfc.
>>495817642>50/50Obviously you should alternate between matches then
WHERE THE YEBBIES??
>>495819265lmfao. youre not wanted here. get over it already
anyone wanna open?
>>495819518I can play for a bit.
>>495816134
>>495819586room's up
>>495817642You do what a lot of us do you have a woomy and a veemo use your amiibos to switch between them during matches or whenever you feel like it.
>>495819706Gimme a min to finish this match.
open room 2/4 starting
veemo butt so large she's disqualified from ranked
>>495819943e-erotic!!!!!!!
>>495819943I actually didn't know you could save player preferences like that on an amiibo, thanks for letting me know!
>>495819943woomy's boobs are too big.
>>495819518Still room?
Woomies and veemos are made for sex
>>495819265i might not be a yebby but i like your presence in the thread
>>495819265
>>495820202Still playing?
>>495820958room opening soon
>>495819265Being a fill in plaything for the squid sisters until another group of tako's arrive for some fun time.
Inkling it is!
>>495822874sheep
>>495822874Ah you have chosen the path of sillyThen woom on anon woom on
>>495823147He said Inkling so it could be a Yebby for all you know
>>495823134average wasabi muncher insult
>>495823487>yebbyEwww...
>>495823526>average flop burner/shredder insult
>>495819602silly tongues
>>495821097Anon my best non-yebber friend...Thank you...>>495821616Dango date with yebby, mwah.>>495823562Take it BACK.
>>495823774i don't even know what this slur is supposed to mean anon
B&?
Ahwe were winning, damn you netcode dc
B&
Tako wife spoonfeeding you wasabiIt's good for your sinuses!
>>495824597Oh alright, (You) when it's over.
>>495823487Heh. Yebbies aren't real.R-right?
>>495824135kill yourself
>>495825245Every Yeb is a ghost born from a Woomy's mind
>>495824775back
>>495825785Opening up.
shiver trying on octarian replica gear and realizing it doesn't come close to fitting her scrawny frame
>>495826275Would
>>495824731Wasabi isn't spicy to me
>>495823918silly(?) tongues
>>495818656how so
>>495827178I shouldn't find this hot
what are your biology headcanons for inklings and octolings
>>495827178>still hasn't drawn fryei guess i shouldn't be too disappointed he'd just turn it into vore
>play three games of splatoon 3>burned out even after winning two of them because the matchmaking is terrible and i'm expected to play against incredible players by myself
>>495827178This looks like something out of Ed Edd n Eddy
>>495828052Octolings develop colored fingers/toes when they finish maturingFrye just dyes hers
>>495827178Textless version?
>>495828052-Octolings are slightly taller than Inklings-Inklings are warmer than Octolings, as Octos are more adapted to being underground/cooler environments-Inklings tend to be more outgoing and friendly, while Octos are the opposite-Both are retarded-Both eat all types of food but Octos tend to eat more meat in their diet
Ceph tongues... erotic... ouuughhhh...
>>495828751>more meati guess they would eat more rodents living in the sewers afterall
fat veemos gigantic butt
>>495828909I like to imagine it's because they had to adapt to food shortages and would eat the Octarians for food if they ran out, as they're less valuable than whole Octolings. I also like the idea that they're venomous.
>>495829086>she sits on you on accident>you're now a squid pancake
>>495828052Inklings and Octolings can totally interbreed and make hybrids thanks to the magic cephalopod mind crystals that turned them all humanoidYou just don't see any mutt cephs around because they're bullied for being different so they stay indoors and LARP as pureblooded cephs on 4clam
Veemomous
is there any in-game basis for the long tongue meme or is it just slapping it on splatoon because it's monstergirl adjacent?
>>4958293324clam is fucking genius"fuck my stupid ceph life"
>>495829249>>495829439veemo so big and wide she doesn't know you're under her booty as she eats a deluxe super-sized crab n' go
>>495829458Tongues are hodtI wanna tongue-wrestle with Frye's blue slurper
>OtH are my least favorite idols but they have the best songsWhy did it have to be this way? Even their dances are good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVP-SwBwU3c
I head canon that they would be nice to me
inklings and octolings (you decide which is which)
>>495829760wow the world is like minecraft but real
Splash wall needs a kneecapping.
>>495829712Tell them they're pretty and they'll drop the octoshotsThen you lure them with surface food and green cardsFinally, you wife them
>>495829689all of their songs that aren't we're so back or ebb and flow remixes are mid
>>495829995Interspecies sex is outlawed in the glorious republic of Inkopolis
>>495829564don't say that i can only get SO erect
>yebby x woomy>veemo x weyyowhat about human x everyone?
>>495829458>any in-game basis
splagroomsplagoonsplacoom
im splatgooning to massive squid butts
>>495829904I...am Pearl
jack black plays marina ida in live action splatoon movie
>>495830846>posts smollusk
>>495830667barely above average when reported to proportion
>>495831082ZAMN einstein lookin kinda zesty
>>495830980what a toolbag
I... AM MR GRIZZ...
>>495827178fUKC..
>>495830980The main reason that a splatoon anime has never happened is because they're extremely averse to ever giving them human language voice lines
Deep kissing woomies...
Splatoon anime with realistic ink splatter on woomy soft bodiesInk splatting on woomy's soft butt and tummy
making out with marie on the couch for about an hour or so
Splatoon anime will have fat cephs (the anime """fat""")
all of you need to leave the thread for 30 minutes and go jerk off
10 years and still no shounen (girl protag) anime or slice of life anime...
>>495831780nuh uh
>>495831709splatoon anime will have fat cephs (the plus sized elf fat)
>>495831780Stop posting this gay edit
Horniness makes me play betterI'm too relaxed after jerking off
>name hasn't been banned yet
GGs open room
A damn what a shit match to end on GGs Open
GGs open
GGs open!
>>495832565>frecklescute...
>>495828052>They can't swim but can (and have to like everything else) drink water>Inklings are physically stronger than octolings>Both weigh much less than humans>Both would lose to a human in a fistfight, yes a male ceph would lose to a woman>Clothing baring the midriff were non-existent in inkling society until octoling integration. possibly was socially unacceptable to do so before then>Both are able to jump about their own height>Inkling hair typically grows longer than octoling hair, but still is a weirdly common and annoying trend for games to be lacking in long hair options>Diets are very similar to human diets, can eat plants but prefers meat, or at least the normal ones do
>>495830005>we’re so back>goodshit taste
in 6 or 7 years when the nintendo cinematic universe is established enough for the smash brothers movie there will be amusing back and forths between bowser (jack black) and samuel l jackson (octavio)
>>495831690marie passing out while kissing
>>495829979splash wall needs nothingit's already kneecapped by not being a bomb
>>495834580marie slumping onto you and snoring like the lazy hag she is
>>495834559Can you not will these shitty ideas into existence? thanks
>>495834650braindead take
>>495834802She has autismo eyes
>>495834650retard
>>495834802That's a small Nautilus
splashwall would be shit if it werent consistently paired with the best weapons in the game
>>495834990That's a big woomy
>>495827178Marina's charging her lazer, bout to hit that atomic breath
Hahhahaha How The Fuck Are You Having Trouble With Splash Wall Hahahahaha Squigga Just Walk Away From The Sub Like Squigga Just Shoot At It Haha
>>495835258For you
>>495834731>>495834927refute me. the best sub in the game is fizzy, with splat in close second. wall is nowhere near as strong as top tier bombs. >>495835028braindead take.
>brainlet gajins don't understand that we live in a splash wall and bubbler metaonce again jp meta talk is the only one that matters
I just want a splatling with splash wall and inkstrike. Like the good old days.
>>495835637Region that lost the world championship and had to cheat the winners by accusing them of a heckin racism says what?
>>495835637we live in zook/bubble/tristrike rock paper scissors metawall is only prominent because both the best zooka weapon and the best "fuck your meta we're playing neutral" weapon have wall (plus alt kit of best backliner and the only other backliner that doesn't get 100% invalidated by said best backliner also have walls, but they aren't too common)
>>495836264The Japanese weren't in the western comp players's faggy discords and DMs
>>495836264schizo rambling time already?
>>495836440At the end of the day the Japanese awarded themselves the title because of hurt feelings. Those are the facts.>>495836447It's been, he's screeching about splash wall being OP.
>>495836307You forgot tacticooler. Its as meta as zooka if not more
>>495837916that's the fun partcooler plays on all three frontsno matter what team you go with, you have to be really fucking daft to not have a cooler guy
>>495836915they didn't award themselves the titleeffectively nobody won, they just made the banner the default cephs
>>495837916You're not getting rid of cooler. Just accept it'll be as ubiquitous as armor was, at least it doesn't delete half the classes from the game like that did.
Chara said he would nerf splash wall by adding 10 frames before it activates
>>495839570who?
>>495839570>slap on the wristfuck that, gut it
>>495838720We all wanted cooler to be nerfed anon. But its over. Splat 4 will have another crazy meme survivability special too i bet
>>495840934>we
"A story about someone who is relatively good with children becoming a child themselves."
oh no, frye's tendencies rubbed off on shiver and her metaoblism couldn't keep up
>>495840934Diet tacticoolerOnly boost QR but by 30p instead of 57No other stat boostsOpponents can destroy it and the cooldown still applies
>>495841840
>>495842259
>>495841840>>495842259Why don't japanese artists ever draw child cephs as those small blob creatures from the age chart?
>>495842607
>>495840934>We
>>495840934> w e
>>495840934who's we
>>495842634because the idols have never been drawn that way and only one of those blob stages actually looks cute
>>495842841weird translation here, but that's it for nowi skipped over a couple of images
>>495843576bonus>It was Aori who made Iida-chan cry. She poked her eyes because the shape of her eyes was different, and squeezed them because the suction cups were different, making her cry. When Utsuho sees a child crying, her body instinctively tells her that she has to go.>Mantaro, who requires no attention, is left alone and drowns quietly in the bath.
chewing on anon's arm
woomy has passed
What would a bar in Splatoon look like, we've seen what a pub looks like thanks to Finn Feeder fighting Tangles in one, but what else?
Woomy is gassed
bee...
>>495848270bo?
Is every copy of splatoon 3 unique?Can this be proven?
>>495848946the only way to customize the appearance of agent 4's parallel canon is by transferring save data from 2, so it's slightly unique in that sense
Remember how uninstalling Splatoon 2 deleted your save data.
SSR Cute bowl cut woomy
This instant replay was brought to you by Tacticooler™
>>495848509I didn’t know veemos were capable of being that good
>>495841252>>495842761>>495843002>>495843216>>495843320ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
Splat tuah
>>495852487ink on that thing
>still no goblin grip icons in my friendlist
>>495852507i like this artist but he really does give the same boob and forehead size to shiver and frye
>>495852808If Nintendo fucking gave me it I'd put it on
>>495852865At this point in life I'm over sameface and samebody syndromes. Far too many artists have it so as long as the artstyle's pleasant I let it slide.
Are you the type to go for a Knockout, or do you like playing around with the enemy while no progress is made after you have a lead.
>>495854526If we’re kicking their asses good go for the ko, if we lucked out on a lead it’s best not to risk it
>>495854526there's no reason to play defensively instead of pushing in this game, hell, it's even stupid with high watermark scoringat best I'll try to style if I'm certain the objective is being progressed and I know the opponent has little chances
>>495854526If you don't immediately go for lockout after you outnumber the opponent you're not playing Splatoon correctly.
>>495854526let go of her floppers!>mfw i think of woomy's floppers hurting ;_;
>>495856614I wonder if Four will actually get used in 4 or if they consider her relatively insignificant compared to Eight and Three and that the cameo in side order was enough.
I want to (softly) bite Callie's floppers.
>>495856614while i like this concept, this'd just mean that shiver and frye would cover themselves up
>>495857463>Not finding sweaters attractive>Not seeing the beauty in a snug turtleneck sweater that covers the body but also accentuates it
>>495857757i want them to dress like their sunken scrolls...
>>495829712>wanna slap that cute tako booty
quite the veemo
>>495857879short veemo
>>495831338The entire movie will be spoken in Inkish with JP/EN subtitles.
>>495857826Post it for a reminder please?
>>495857879quite the veemlet
my veemo is 5'11.5" she is NOT short
veeemo
>>495858583Excuse me did you just say veemlet? Because best veemlet has arrived.
>>495859036Sir, you can't just post pure sex on a blue board.
>>495859257Veemo!
Idols are not veemos.Idols are not woomies.They are freaks of nature, and they're not normal.
Since 3 has a dab emote, I want to mentally prepare you for the possibility that 4 will have a floss emote.
>>495860215please go be new somewhere else
>>495860327Isn't floss proprietary, as insulting to intelligence as it sounds?
>>495860426no u
>>495858084
>>495860215I'm a splat1 testfire ancientfag and I call idols woomies/veemos and I think sloshmo sounds gay and I hate moray towers more than any of 3's worst maps.
>>495861068>Promised land>The 100 eels head into space>Why does the Onaga clan want to head into space?
>>495861106I'm a splat1 launch week newfag and I don't call idols woomies/veemos and I think sloshmo sounds funny and enjoy moray towers slightly more than 3's worst maps depending on the gamemode.
>>495861068this isn't the only time deep cut has referred to "the promised land", I wonder if it's something that will be significant
>>495861068Interesting.
>>495861068shiver'sbig man doesn't have anything interesting it's just him eating a meal
s, got a comm error ban.
>>495861568it would have been if team future didn't get 0p
...Anon, I can see all those extra licenses you have.It's time to let go, it's not happening.
>>495862453The story is happening whether you like it or not.>To the future!
Not enough players. Please try again!
I NEED to lick her ribs
>>495861106N
>>495862708SEX
>>495862708why did nintendo model something that would never be seen in game
>>495863051because they probably start modeling every character off the same base and just modify it as needed
>>495863227honestly hinduism is fucking cool
>>495863307if goblina was a goddess i'd convert
>>495863269Summer's over...
>>495863269chillin
>>495863269sentient floppers
>>495863437>ifye of little faith
>>495863307are you going to convert from mormonism to it kold?
why are troons addicted to porn
>>495863931call me a fag if you want but seeing pearl with anyone other than marina or marina with anyone other than pearl just makes me sad
>>495863437Please point out on the diagram in which part of holy Kamadhenu's body would goddess Frye live.Personally, I think she would fit right in there together with Lakshmi.
The girls
>>495864326why did troons become porn stars
>>495864593Beautiful jazz mutants
>>495864338it makes shiver sad toojust not the pearl and marina part
>>495864593that artist really went mental on jessika's design and most people probably don't even know she exists
oh I guess it was time for mods to delete his posts for one time this week and then give up again
>Got 2 grandfest icons>It was the 2 teams I didn't joinNani the fuck?
>>495864807Yoko sexo
>>495868093Wait, just got my third one. Still no logo.
>>495863269ms paint woomy my beloved
>>495870970Don't think anyone got that one yet.
>>495871964Woomlet and veemlet probably wear the same size of everything
>>495871964Cephs look best with a simple oversized t-shirt.
Clam Blitz always turns out to be my lucky mode!
>>495872731And my first gold special badge as a nice bonus
>>495873056>barely getting to S but having 3k wins on vshotWhat the fuck
yebby poster buying mspaint shares so he can demand more yebbies to be mspainted at the shareholder meeting
>>495873056Good woomy
>>495873286>3kIt's 1.2K for the badge
>>495873286That anon has like 3000 hours and hardstuck in A+
>>495873286>barely getting to SThe FLAR is strong with me. A lot of the time anyway.In any case I'm now back to where I started this season, if that makes any difference.>but having 3k wins on vshot1299 exactly between all 3 VShot variants.>>495873592:D>>495873927Half of that in hours, and I'm hard stuck in S if anything.
>>495873927Its the match makings fault more than anything
>>495874654>1299 exactly between all 3 VShot variants.Now that I think about it... Does this mean I have not used the zooka at all in 99 of my won matches?
>>495875507That or you played in some PBs
Ever since the grand festival ended, I've felt incredibly depressed and haven't felt any motivation to keep playing this game :( I don't have anything left to do. I've attained everything of even remote value. I even collected every tableturf card.
>have 4600 wins>not even close to having a gold special badge because I made the mistake of playing a lot of weapons
>>495875817Do you have 10 of all hero mode items?Do you have 10 of all Side Order items?Do you have 10 of all shop/catalog items?If no then you have things to do.
>>495875591I see, must be the former then, I don't think I even played 99 PB matches in total and most of them were with Jr.
2024, I am forgotten.
>>495875817I thought I'd feel like that too, but Splatoon is my home. I still have a lot to attain (because I'm a bad player lol). And there's just nothing else that feels like playing woomy game.What kind of person were you 2 years ago? How big of a chunk of your life is 2 years? How do you feel that you have spent this much of your life playing Splatoon almost every day?And I find it funny how it's been over 2 years since I played any other game. Makes me think how far I can take it, 3 years, 5, 10?But I should really finish Fallout 4, I was on second to last main quest when S3 came out lol
Would you accept them as your splat 4 idols?
2 male idols and nothing else would unironically kill the series
>>495879129fujoshis would buy but the rest of the JP fanbase would riot. half the appeal of sploon is the cute girls
30 million woomy coin on shellout, woomy has a gambling problem.
>>495851062>Cursor selectionWhat is wrong with you
>>495880228I didn't even know it was possible to check people's badges like this
>>495880682NTA but I find it quicker and easier, especially when there are beacons.
>>495880228Poor teen mother spent all of her money, how can she buy squib food now?
>>495880228>Woomy CoinI like the idea of the currency in this game having a "Woomy" prefix, but I think "coin" just sounds too broad/general.
>ywn cuddle with sleepy woomiesit's not fair bros
I ate a delicious seafood meal.Unrelated but I haven't seen little buddy around.
>>495874420>shiver spending hours making a full spread of her gross traditional cultural recipes passed down by her grandopus >sounds nasty, looks weird, house smells bad now>go to the crust bucket to get a burger
How I sleep at night knowing I'm going to keep playing tomorrow and still get angry
huh
>>495882198So what would you call it? Woomy??
>>495884057Hrm... I'm not really sure. I did consider "Woomy-Bux", but that just sounds too silly. Any other anons have any fun ideas?
>>495883639rude
>>495884365>too sillyWoomies are peak silly.
>>495880132fujoshis already make up the yurifags, they're already pandered to
>>495884010I thought they already did this. Nintendo admits FLAR is real and was putting 1500 players in my 2500 matches?
>>495879129i hate how 2 established female idols. its cheap and vapid compared to putting the effort to make male idols interesting
Sex with woomy
OtH are the Sylvanas of Splatoon.
>>495884365With all the sea related puns in the game I'm surprised they didn't make a currency called the sand dollar
anyone sr in 10 minutes?
I want a fat cock in my bussy
>>495740163Nipple pasties are crazy work lmfao not even certain (mainstream only) anime does stuff like that lmfao
>>495740937why do they avoid giving us big foreheads...
quake 3 arena with woomy
>>495884010Sounds like this game is gonna be even more dead lol. It’s hard enough to even get a game on the American devision. I stopped playing entirely cause of it
>>495878093speak for yourself, I still havent recovered
>>495878093I noticed this about the art. How come they chooses white and grey as the grand festival colors if chaos won
>>495878627i dont want anymore non inkling/octo idols. its a waste of everyones time.
>>495896568You clearly don't value your time being on /ink/ anyway
anyone sr?
>>495896954Burn
>>495893385The change is only being applied to the jp region. They're trying to prevent the massive x power inflation that's led to top 100 just being whoever can grind the most against lower level players; they're forcing the top players to actually play against eachother to determine placement, at least in theory.
>>495893736because you immediately get splattered with rainbow ink as soon as you walk into the venue?
>>495884010or maybe they should just rollback the retarded minimum gain system
sr?
>>495899913I'm down
>>495900630hey sorry for the late reply, let me open
>the fearsome leader of the Deep Cut triad
utsugourd
>>495901990Small 4head
3/4 srif anyone wants the last slot
>>495893736why would they? that's like asking why off the hook didn't wear marie themed shirts during the splat2 finalfest.Besides the outfits were still very punky and chaotic the white colour was just to signify a blank canvas for the end of the trilogy since from here they can go anywhere
>>495893561Only now I've started to feel normal againI was shaken the whole week after the splatfest ended like jesusit was really grand
>>495902967Open up.
>>495903285Come in!!!
>>495901802I could pick her up and
veemo yuri
yebweyy frienshipno homosex
>>495904328thoughts on Woomy x Weyyo?
>>495904402like it more than veemo x yebb
>>495904979what is the best pairing for the ceph to you then...
GGs sam
>>495905716GGs!
GGs F3/4 sr
>>495905110woomy x yebb and yebb x weyyo
>>495905827the first one is disgusting
>>495905827>yebweyy friendship (no homosex)>yebb x weyyonice falseflag.
>>495905861cry about it
>>495906013i already did
>>495887395Missed opportunity, damn.
>Specials ill avoid the weapon cause i dont likeJetpack, Crab, Zipcaster, Kraken>Specials ill begrudgingly tolerateTrizooka, Triple inkstrike, Booyah Bomb>Fire and forgetSuper chump, tacticooler, Rain, Missiles>I enjoy itWavebreaker, Killer Wail, Ultra Stamp, Splattercolor screen, Vacuum>Will pick a weapon forReefslider, Triple Splashdown, Big Bubblerfeet
ggs if every ones done.im grabbing those 9s
>>495906890>Will pick a weapon for a specialbitch-ass nigga
>>495907386GGs all around
>>495902534Damn my porn brain rot, I thought this was Harmony with some cleavage by the thumbnail but it's just her knees up by her chest
>>495907835harmony should not have boobs it goes against her nature
>>495908271>c cup harmonydisgusting
>>495908525those are DDs easily
>>495908736>c cup shiverdisgusting
>>495909180Good thing we're going back to the past when she was flat.
>>495909495>implying that changed at all between now and then
2/4 salmon
Anyone else having rapid fire disconnects? I just got dropped from the matchmaking lobby, and then it said maps updated... at the half hour mark. and they didn't.I was having this issue half an hour ago too right before map switch, got disconnected or saw disconnects from others. tried restarting my switch but no luck.
>>495909964getting the map updated message means your switch got completely cut off from internet for a moment so that's a connection issue on your end
Poking the squishist parts of cephs
>>495912530their flops
who else listening to kpop while playing turf war
>>495913252omg meee!!!
>>495913252monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sundayseven days a week!
>>495913765that song is good
>>495913252loona is good sometimes, mostly i prefer new wave
>>495913824dynamite is also good. tb h i dont know much kpop beyond that.twomad legit made me listen to those songs and i love them
>>495913824Standing next to you is pretty good too.
>>495912649What if they have no flopsWhat if they're shreddedOr what if they're an OckWhat then, AnonWhere you going to poke, AnonAnon.
>>495914752Their woobies or beebies
put on your splatoon converse
>>495915243bet they dont make these in 13 wides
>>495914752Their cheeks and every time they get poked they make little "manmenmi" or "beebo" noises
utsubone
there are more splatoon amiibo than mario ones
>>495918869why did they even do those alt color ones for splat 1
>>495918869Mario has more if you count the Smash ones
>>495919114And that's not even counting the special ones like wedding, 3D World, 30th anniversary e.t.c.Mario's still way ahead of Splatoon, but Animal Crossing is currently the top dog due to amiibo festival.
>>495919018Amiibos were still new at the time.
>>495918869when is acht's tho
>>495918869And Splatoon 3 has more NSO icon elements than pretty much every other game
>>495920589Nintendo has to by law make a DJ Octavio, Captain Cuttlefish, Octotrooper, Sheldon, Commander Tartar, Judd, Lil Judd AND Mr Grizz amiibos before they even think about A*ht
I love woomy!
wimy
>>495782432Just two girls trying to make an honest living!
>>495921242wimy! wimy!
>>495802945I remember reading someone's meltdown on twitter over "stealing revives" or some shit like that, it was one of the most bizarre things in this bizarre fandom. It was over a year ago and I don't think i saved it (definitely not digging through my unsorted pictures), but it was something to behold.
the scrote tf2
woomy tf2 halloween cosmetic
>no more /v/ threadsIt's really over
>just realized they put high heels in splatoon 3 with marina's amiiboneat
ok when is Splatoon 4 Octo kart horizons galaxy 3D Land Side Leaf Odyssey
>>495923429Splatoon 4 New Octo kart horizons galaxy 3D Land Side Leaf Odyssey Deluxe Course Area Zero Expantion Pass*
>>495924053With Rumble Pak
will there be any pics for the last pb?
>>495922583some people will go to extreme lengths to try to prove their superiority over their teammates in pve contextsjust look at the autism over damage numbers in shit like vermintide
>>495921634anywhere I can comtact you?
>>495875996Sometimes I feel like playing almost exclusively shooters, and within that almost exclusively only two of them, was a mistake as well. But I always felt that I'm not good enough to be good enough with any weapon that I don't main hard.But I also feel that I have missed out, like playing (C)RB which I picked up last season is a different kind of fun in its own way. But even blasters are kind of shooters on steroids and I barely touched more unique classes with more unique playstyles like buckets or swords. Learning new techniques and getting good with them is hard though.
>>495925795>living in the one dark timeline where you weren't adventurous enough to find your weaponfuTragic...
>>495922583It was chewoomy who posted that and I still mock him to this day
>>495913873yes they have nice songs>>495914095It's okay if you only know one or two kpop songs. I only know few jpop songs>>495914342true
>>495925948>uses to have more weapon variety in 2>pretty much exclusively main the same class and 2-3 weapons nowNot sure if I'm in that timeline or in the one where I found the one.
>>495926808Auntie spoiling my ceph every time I shop fot hats...
>Still have to earn 5K wins in my mainBros I'm not going to make it
I go out of my way to revive people who are dead between waves so it shows up on the scoreboard as a death for them
>>495926808beeg auntie slug... being cooky and horny and calling me all kinds of sweet things as I browse through hats...
she doesn't look like that
>>495927240I'll just pretend having over 5000 wins across both kits counts.
>>495875996same but with 10000 wins
>>495926808tipsy flow stumbling and catching herself on you, deciding it's time for booze-scented cuddles and kisses
>>495927948big auntie slug tiddies in your face as she mwah mwah mwahs you
>>495925525I don't know, how can that be achieved without one of us doxing themselves? Are you're the veemo in that picture?
>>495928869>veemolook closer nigga
>>495928941My bad, I'm bad at telling them apart, on top of Nintendo making them almost indistinguishable. I never played octo so I haven't picked up on the tiny details either. And nobody said anything when I said "two girls" earlier lol
>>495925948W-what if I just found her on the first try?
>>495929854nta but octos are literally the only ones you can tell the difference blatantly without having to learn 8 different eyebrow patterns. veemos have little extended corners to their eye masks, no other ceph does
>>495930057and that's why they're the cutest
>>495928869if you have discord you can change your username for a bit and post it here
>>495928941Ponytail weyyos may as well be veemos.
>>495930057Yeah I just figured it out after some extensive googling. And I remembered that I used to know that before. Brain fog, or something. Also>looks closelyIf I were to forget everything I know and look 100% objectively, the octo in >>495760830 is the more girly looking into lol. Might be the clothes tho.
>>495930391So afro Veemos may as well be Weyyos
>>495930391>men in dresses may as well be womenyou may as well jump into oncoming traffic
veemos are designed to pleasure inklings with their butts
>>495930165I would probably mess that up, but I'm asking because if you are that weyyo (sorry), then I think I might be able to find you. I need to get some sleep now though.
>>495930812LiesAfro veemo's are pure funk
afro veemos are the bestbeeb sistahs
>>495931552Not him but I thought of a way we we can share usernames through the game later if you want
>>495932006how would you do that? like... going in a pb and writting down your usename on discord or whatever with ink??? that's kinda smart.
>>495932134sorta yeah
>>495932134>>495932006Finally, a good use for inkbrush!
>>495931554afro is shit haircut and should be removed by the next Splatoon. It's not even a good negro haircut, if they were trying to add diversity to their squid game.
>>495932432it's just there because it looks like a cartoon octopus' head, you're overthinking it
>>495932432why is everything gotta be racial to you?they added in because the 80s
>>495932432splatoon is the nintendo diversity game.
>>495932721wrong, it's there because the Japanese in their homogenous country with their homogenous culture, look at the afro the same way they look at gays: as something really funny to laugh at in their weird eastern humor>>495932845wrong decade zoom zoom
>>495932924retard
>>495932924discotech 80s vaporwave whateverthey literally just added in to go with that theme the octo expansion had
>>495933159*discotequeAfro is still a shit haircut, and with the artbooks showing what we could of had, it makes its inclusion even more egregious.
>>495933438Can't argue with that one
>>495933438not everything has to be wank materialat least it's memorable and distinctly octolingand it's still way better than the octo bun that exactly nobody uses, so if you're going to point fingers at wasted haircut slots you should start with that onethe only one I really want from the concept art is the bangs that cover both eyes
tako hair is the only good octoling cut
>>495934134>chocolate octodoes she have a filling? does she want one?
need octo sex
drills > curls > ponytail >>> bell pepper
>>495934134>not everything has to be wank materialOcks are only good at being objectified.
asking pearls permission to have sex with marinas ass that's wider than I am
>>495931554the afro is bad only because it is too small to accommodate gear
>>495936794Why woomy crush crab plushie?
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