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woomy will soon go into hibernation…
shivers twerkalicious wobblebutt keeping me warm this autumn
I love Aori.
If Nintendo made a slice of life Splatoon anime movie like the animal crossing one what would you want it to be like?
How would ink feel about a Lego x Splatoon collab?Would you buy a lego set that's splatoon themed?I was thinking make each come with 4 minifigs.3 sets would be stages(but just the spawn areas) with minifigs of cephs with different weapons and gear(2 of one colour and 2 of the other) and other 3 sets would be the inkopolis tower, the deca tower and the splattercast set.then they could come with 2 idols + the two boxart cephs from each games (big man would just be a buildable piece rather then a minifig)Would you spend your money on such a (probably pricey) thing?
Veemo!
weyyo!
>>495939904>Would you buy a lego set that's splatoon themed?Chinese knock off splat lego already exist but very expensive for very little
>>495939904It wouldn't work.Cephs would look odd as minifigures, the inking mechanic wouldn't transition into lego well.I suppose you could make sets based on various shops and hero mode locations but that's a stretch
>>495940204an official lego set would be regular expensive for a lotlike nintendo doesn't fuck around with their lego stuff. remember the super cool bowser statue or the question block with a bunch of movable parts and gears?Lego animal crossing is a bit underwhelming tho....
Lego is now reddit
I hope they do make splatoon lego, then I can put a brickarms AK47 in a woomys hand.
>>495940268doesnt look that bad. i mean it does because its some mock up but i think theyd do a good enough jog translating into minifigs with cool hairmolds and prints if made officially
>>495939783Just following the idols & agents going about normal daily off the job stuff. So K-on but with cephs.
Lego is cool. I'd be down to spend a whole night building that tower with the zapfish out of lego.
>>495940659anon it doesit makes them look fat
a splatoon anime would be about the double life of an agentthey would have to go on missions but also make sure to hang out with friends and play turf and ranked while keeping their secret from all the other woomies.
>>495940837I want to go shopping with cephs...
>recent wins dipped below 30That's it, I'm never gonna make it.
>>495940870they'd probably have that thing on the sides thats supposed to mean they have a curvy body. you see in alot of women legos
>>495941274this one is cool asf
>>495941548
>>495939783i'd want it to be nothing like a slice of life anime and be something like gurren lagann or kill la kill instead
woomy and veemo belly so erotic
>>495941548ooooh, 1x1 stud breasts...
>>495941843
I shouldn't have to switch to my main to scrape a win in open.
>Callie: "Haha stole your grey hair, grandma!">Marie: *360 no-scope*
>>495927263It doesn't count though. I've had runs with only being revived between waves and ended up with 0 times revived.
>>495940148>>495940013Ocktober soon
Seeing an Octoling costume on Splatoween and screaming! It looks so real! Like a real Octoling! She was all poor and disheveled and everything!
uh oh octo hating schizo has arrived
>>495943210kino...
https://youtu.be/O6eE9ilAxeM?si=iUW7x4nN5Xo0-sB2I miss this guy's videos
>>495940659>>495941359if they were going to make Splatoon Minifigures the best they could do would be modified versions of the Lego friends dolls
>>495938810greedy goblin
>>495943761I'm not sure why you people are so against regular minifigs with splatoon printingIt'd looks goofy and cute
when the nintnedo museum opens next week I seriously hope there is a splatoon themed exhibit of some kindalso, the nintendo museum is the only museum I've ever heard of that doesn't label its exhibits? you can't just read a key or sign on the wall that shows what each thing is? I thought that was an odd choice.
>>495942630so true! excited for representation finally>>495942994seeing a squigger in my neighborhood and getting my blaster
>>495943210>pearl is nowhere to be seenwhat did nintendo mean by this
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>495942629That's exactly why a sperg ranting on X about Freelancers "revive farming" in Salmon Run was so hilarious
>>495943986om nom nomming on her bountiful butt
>>495944424she's there, just a mile away from her girlfriend and the other idols
fat veemo is now 400lbs...
>>495944196>museum tickets>artificial scarcity>lotteryBravo Nintendo!
>>495944852Nah this time its just just normal Japan being Japan
>>495944576no.. your fangs are too sharp..
maybe they did it because they assumed only Japanese boomers would know what each thing is so filthy gaijin will not obtain the obscure 70's Nintendo knowledge.
do you think some octolings might dress up as sanitized takos for splatoween?would surface-dwellers even know about sanitization?
do you think deep cut are aware of the people salivating and gooning while watching the news
>>495944993om nom nom leaving bite marks on her huge cheeks num num
>>495943702https://youtu.be/nvnANP-U2qY?si=mU-2uCRXMe-gBx8Pkek
>>495945038wouldn't that kind of be like dressing up as a zombie?
>>495945085they're the freakiest idols i don't think they'd care
>>495945085I mean canonically pearl knew the internet was into marina and clowned on herall idols are aware of the porn online
>>495945343i want to have frye's tongue down my throat while she molests me
dressing up as old agent 3 for splatoween!octolings shivering and cowering in fear!
WIsh I didn't have to put up with this game's mediocre gameplay to play the real game (the shellout machine).
shiver has to pay maries bills so she twerks for money to give the needy cephs what they want
>>495943702I liked his first montages not fan of the later twitter shitposts
>>495945038>would surface-dwellers even know about sanitization?probably not? splatlandian octos wouldn't because they've always lived on the surface, but a few octos from the square might. don't think they'd want to spread word of their zombified friends around though. aside from that I think the only way the average ceph would know about sanitized takos is if one of them slipped through the cracks and somehow stumbled her way to the surface
>>495943210holy shit it's the png wall!
the next villain in the franchise is C.Q Cumber
>>495945891What was his deal anywayswas he actually associated with tartar? did he knew about the whole thing? was he just another pawn?
>>495945379that was just treehouse slop, like most of 2's dialogue
>>495946090I don't think even nogami knows that question
>>495946090>>495946159in the chaos vs order twitter post they were paired together in one single imagethen againsorta mirrors how octavio and lil judd appeared together in one image as well so could've been just because of that
>>495946090he knows and doesn't carejust wants his metro to keep runnin', simple as
>>495939783like the passion of the christ but for woomys, all in woomlish, with no subtitles
>>495946712>fax machine gets nailed to a cross
>>495946090All C.Q. cares about is keeping the train running
>>495946476Octavio and Lil Judd>One has tasted bitter defeat in battle. The other is literally a copycat. These two may be nothing alike, but their desire to step out of the shadows and into the light burns with all the chaos of a firestorm.Tartar and C.Q>If chaos already reigns & order needs to be restored, who decides what "order" looks like? These 2 have their own opinions, & they probably don't include the words "free" or "will."Both lil judd and Octavio went into doing bigger things in 3... i wonder if order won would tartar be the one that came around? would C.Q find a shady job somewhere else?They're the only ones that didn't came back for 3....
>>495946090>>495946476>>495946589>>495947005Also worth noting that there are canonically multiple C.Q. Cumbers all singularly committed to conducting the Deepsea Metro's trains.
>>495943210random girl
>>495927263I go out of my way to fling myself off the map every round. its kind of therapeutic
>>495947374I wonder what they're all up to.
>>495939783i don't want slice of life, i want haikyu with turf wars and woomys
>>495943702This is whats goes in A3 chuuni mind while she's sitting in Alterna
fish?
>>495947786Ditching work to watch A8 complete her tests.
>I'm just going to check the store and do my daily gacha. No time for a play session.>Well... maybe just one round, let me take my joycons out, set the switch on it's kickstand and fetch my controller.(3 hours later)>Ehhh, whoops.
>>495947748Some Famicom Detective Club bitch I think
>>495944851unf
>>495948871she loooooooooooves crab n' go...
>>495948813They just recently started localizing them. I guess the series is popular in Japan? They might be good, but considering the gameplay, I'd rather just play Ace Attorney if I want my Adventure/Light Visual Novel experience.
wimy
>>495949026anon stop pls
>>495945447
>>495945447>>495949405God I wish that were me.
>>495949405i need her long tongue licking my face while she sexually harasses me>>495949590good taste anon
>>495949292she just looooves greasy fried food, it's so tasty!
>>495948501i can fish for a king
1078245/1160000soooo close to my second 5-star, lads.
which has the bigger butt, callie or shiver?
>>495950535callie
callies pantbusting phat back
>>495950535shiver's butt is only large because it's swollen from frye's bite marks
>>495950535Shiver
>>495950826*MY bite marks
literally taking my whole mouth and CLAMPING down on Shivers huge pale ass.
>>495951075we know, frye.
>>495949884anon no you must cease this
>>495951217it might make it harder for her to get up and walk, and it might make her body all soft and her manners less nice, but it's SO much better than octarian cave food!!
>>495950826>>495951075>>495951159I need to bite Shiver's milky white flesh and taste her being, I need to bite Frye's cocoa skin, I need to bite someone badly FUCK.
>>495950168Good luck, the last stretch feels the longest!
>>495951407me when i fucking see pearl and marina (i want them to take me backstage and molest me violently)
horny cephs who want to lacerate your flesh with their razor sharp serrated teeth
>>495951617All the idols in my mouth, biting them, biting me, biting non-idols too, biting FF's weyy, biting Y's woomy, biting everyone god fucking damn I need to see those beautiful indentations in the flesh, I think Im going to have a stroke
>>495951843who's ff and y? also please don't bite me anon :[
Is there a worse haircut than this?
>>495952243using this on a cephs head when they're being a bad ceph
>>495952215Tenderly and Lovingly biting you
>>495952215>he doesn't know about e-famous /ink/ers
>>495952243BONK!>>495952456n-no way anon...
shiver ass expansion haha imagine
>>495952529i don't! i haven't been around for long
anyone wanna open?
>>495952591Gentle nips before teeth sinkage
>>495952215stop using images of my fucking WEYYO
>>495952954I want to BITE your weyyo bro
>>495952813>fl*undernah
>>495953104NO he's pure and heterosexual let him be
>>495952782You sure haven't because these people are online always and already from years
>>495953276i mean i was in threads during the idol splatfest but i just came back yesterday, so i've no clue
>when you get splat by someone and they VIOLENTLY squidbag youlike, bro. I don't even recognize you or your name. What on earth did I do to you? lol
saw someone with the name "a fujoshi" which fucking one of you was that
>>495953742that was me GGs
>>495953742>thinking it has to come from hereyou make it sound like they used an inside joke calm down
>>495953676Squidbagging is a art!
rip
you don't have any need for those HANDS.Share the chunks with the class! Jeez
>>495954147>>495954305kill yourself
reminder we are racist toward octolings here
>>495954147I see it as poor sportsmanship, mainly.But when someone goes hard, I feel like they must have thought that I slighted them or something in a match.I'll find them in the lobby afterwards and bow at their feet, and follow them around it squid form. Actually, I do that with a lot of people. Like go into squid form and just circle someone's feet. I get bored waiting for the next match to start...I honestly believe goofing off with holocephs makes games more fun.
>>495954746kill yourself
Marie get off the internet. Stop stressing about octos on the internet.Take off your sloppy sweatshirt and let me suck on your milf-y breasts.
>>495954147i mean, it's worse for their own team because they just lose time doing that instead of focusing or pushing lol
>>495954875I do it whenever someone sharks me 2-3 times and I finally learn that I need to be the one to deal with them. They're always using tryhard frontline weapons and I'm usually on something that has a TTK in the ten minute range, so it feels really good.
how did someone join my turf without being in the pool? Is there a sharp K here?
>>495953676i only do that if the opponent had it all stacked in their favour and still fumbled it. say, jet v sploosh close quarters 1v1, if sploosh loses then they get squidbagged hard
>>495952813I’ll play if you’re still around
>>495954624opening a room
>>495956163food tickets should work for gear levelling, letting you do natural rolls at higher speed
woomy cryingall life savings - spent on gatcha machine
>>495956163I'm wondering if I should save my tickets for 3rd kits or just spend them at the gacha.
>>495957225>3rd kitshaha
>>495956163she looks like she could use a drink
Why can we still not have a food and a drink buff active at the same time?
>>495957225wait a couple more months
>>495956163My woomy lives a more tranquil life after figuring her gacha seeds, realizing the futility of life and true value of cash.
woomy solely doing grizzco shifts for years gambling it all away for tickets and chunks she'll never have a use for
>>495957423It would interfere with gear seeds.
>>495957526Why do they have these dogshit seed systems?
>>495957663So you play more Splatoon. Why do they want you spending 1000s of hours in Splatoon? Who knows.
>>495957663what's the alternative?
>>495957663To stop savescumming and keep you playing
>>495958130Allowing us to have food and drink buffs up at the same time.
>>495957663They didn't think people would figure it out. Japs probably think it's witchcraft.
>>495958238these have nothing to do with each other, the other anon was pulling it out of his ass
>>495957423Because that's gluttony, fat veemo.
>>495955492>>495954875It is a waste of time. If it's just a kill, then it's just a kill. If I win an honest 1v1, I feel no need to disrespect the opponent. If I pull off some trickshot (by skill or luck), that's a reward in itself. If I bonk some cheeky crutch weapon tryhard ninja, there's no point, unless it also punched them in the face irl.I don't think I ever squidbagged in a match, except when there was like 4v2 due to DCs and everyone was goofing around because there was no point fighting.webm vaguely related
ok we not getting 3rd kits. fine.So I'll just fuck around and say random kits and let other anons tell me how outlandish they are!>Flingza, Splash Wall, Killer Wail 5.1>Squelchers, Curling Bomb, Ink Jet>Clash Blaster, Sprinkler, Tenta Missiles>Painbrush, Autobomb, Splashdownso are these based or are these based?
>>495958469Cephs trying to get more money and gear at the same time, only getting more weight.Nta but it doesn't make sense, you can get a drink with your meal, why can't we have that?
>>495958806why not combinee both together! popcorn fried shrimp shakes, pizza shakes, crispy squid ring shakes! Good for lazy consumerist cephs who need food on the go!
Anyone up for some turf?
>>495958729It's a squid party when everyone's bouncin'. I've done that if my team is going to win, and the enemy loses two people. I don't feel like it's necessary to 4v2 them all the back to their base. So we just squidparty in the middle of the stage.
>>495959110me me me meeeee i am i am!!!!!!
>>495958469>Having a drink to wash food down is "gluttony"Mental illness
>>495958776>giving a roller splash wall>for the fourth fucking timesounds like something nogami would do
>>495959110At the hour?
>>495959169>>495959262Room will be up at the hour. Host M.
>>495959110sure
>>495959218means I got it! but fine thenn uhhhhh give it uhhhs torpedo!
>>495959203slob alert! heaving fat mess! eat a salad, tub of lard!
It's raining cephs.
Thinking about Anonymous...
>>495959115Yeah that's what I meant, I keep forgetting that term lol
>>495960127Marina...
thanks rg, i really appreciate the flashbang
GGs M
GGs p
doing good like always, M! Way to debut my new freshest fit!!
Cephs reading Tails gets Trolled.
>Diary of a Wimpy Squid
>>495961384Heeey, we all doing good. And yeah, your new fit is looking hell of a fresh. Specific for splatana?
>>495954305Shiver got the cursed eye
>Banned for posting a lewd image attached to my discussion post>Not explicit NSFW, but toeing the line a bit I suppose>Sometimes images get deleted, okay sure I don't know what the line is>Really seems like it's just down to whichever mod sees it and what they thinkFuck whoever banned me. Too lazy to ban evade, so I'm mildly inconvenienced by it.
what are they spending money on anyway?
>>495962919food for frye
>>495962919they have a private jet, for one
>>495962919kill yourself
>>495962509lookwise? yes! I think it fits a theme.abilitywise? nah... I'm kinda using this time to put some abilities on this gear.
Marie hates paperwork.She doesn't want to get out of bed. She just wants to snooze around and eat chips.
>>495962873I just take my three days. I deserve it 95% of the time, and I use it as a sign that I've been spending too much time [here]. Take a break from the ol' fourth channel.
fuck off
>>495958729>Those moments when you shoot your zooka in the enemy team's direction and get a full wipe from a safe distanceFeels amazing, but fuck if it's not OP as fuck.Feels like it cheapens the value of other, more complex specials that make you work for their effects.
>>495964487The cost is those times that you fire the zooka directly through an enemy and it deals zero damage (usually when you're trying to cancel a booyah or crab or something)
beebo butts are so lonely... they need company
Turfers, you up for SR after 6 rounds?
>>495965086kill yourself
>>495965184sure!
>>495958776>FlingzaWall on a roller is a meme, wail is boring and not what a roller really wants. Boring nothing kit, Flingza mains would be sad.>SquelchersHigh mobility kit for the highest-mobility main, not a bad idea. Seems fun, would please the tiny group of players that want high execution complex weapons, but most people who want Inkjet on dualies would be sad that it's Squelchers.>ClashMeh. It's Clash with a sprinkler. Maybe you have ideas for some kit that can paint a lot and go in with its missiles, but there's not much potential there. Missiles aren't amazing right now, they'd really need a strong main and sub combo. Also, this kit is redundant as fuck when the Neo's Curling Chumps kit already exists.>PainbrushMain + Splashown would be fun. I despise Autobomb on these types of weapons though, 'helper chicken waddles around while you do close-range roller/brush things' has never been a good concept, but the devs keep doing it. Give it any other bomb and it's great, would play.Painbrush is surprisingly fun, it migt be a decent pick if they ever buff its awful startup.
am I too late to get into this game
>>495964059I NEED.
>>495965618I want painbrush to not have startup when going from rolling to swingingI think sacrificing discretion and having a bigger hitbox to get a faster splat is a fair trade-off
do you guys wanna do SR now?
>>4959664102-3 more and we can go.
>>495966935Oh, I left because we were 3
>>495958776As a Flingza main, I can essentially function as a long-ranged weapon. I often mid-line, because verts outrange A LOT of weapons. If I could get what I want... I'd want toxic mist to make vert kills super easy and a panic special. Splashdown or Kraken. If elitre can get kraken, so can I.
Oookay, I will host SR in 5 mins. Need to check what is wrong with my right joycon again and make coffee.
wait boris is on??? i thought it was still zuna.... i hate fighting boris. you guys better carry me when he shows up.
>>495967949No worries, boris is usually an easy target. Also, SR 3/4.
>>495965618swigger took the wall for itself anyway, and uses it much better with its fast-ish and stupidly long ranged verts. flazinga was okay with wall in 2 but in 3 it'll just be an inferior stock swig (even if it gets a meta special, flingza's just that weak right now).
>>495962919Food. Marie is very stingy.
>>495968704Deep Cut is not ordering an average quantity of food though
>>495968704fat marie...
>>495964059my wife (portable form)
>>495963316I will raise her as my own.
>>495968936Exactly. They ask for one morsel of food and Marie gets mad.
>>495969327veemlets raising veemletsa vicious cycle of veemlet
>>495969723Marie watching her clients starve as she eats an entire loaf of bread.
Marina is a Squid Sisters fan but not a Deep Cut fan.
>>495970336chocolate tummy
>>495970336another pair of slaves to the Cuttlefish empire...
>>495970336>t. Secondary that didn't watch the latest concert
>>495970336Wish I was porl bros
1king slam at rotation?
>>495970336she is thoShe knows all their songs and during her interview with marie and big man she spends a few minutes sperging out about deep cut's music with big man
>>495972506>expecting secondaries to know
I wanna just knead marinas ass.
>>495972431You can join us. We got spot.
>>495971942being a lesbian seems kind of gay though
>>495972867re-open tho a comm error happened
I love hag tummy
>>495972987hags tummy getting noticeably softer
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND TUMMIES
Fatfags on their way to shit up /ink/ for the 900th time
>>495972939W3.
3922 1313 3427Marinated Top is no longer permitted.
>>495973530why?
>>495973530padded top bros...
>>495973664The necklace covers too much.
>>495973664he hates large chested cephs
>>495973530>Marinated Top is no longer permitted.>>495973664>Ugly, obnoxious nigger chain covering tummy>Doesn't have any physics, so it doesn't dangle and stays stitched to the modelMakes sense. As a tummyfag that loves the high, more reealing cut of the marinated top but hated the chain, thank fuck for the survival top.
>>495973851ah, understandable
teehee join our agp lobby where we dress up like slutty 14 year old girls and take ass pictures
>coomer pb
>>495974380
>>495974380You’ve never seen or participated in a normal pb.
>>495974380Only way to get rid of yebweyys (astaghfirullah) from joining the teehee sessions
>>495974689>implyingEnjoy your slutwear yebweyys.
>>495974689wtf is a teehee session, it sounds like a gay porn
>>495973259BIIIIIIG fucking tummies!
>>495974816It could be gay porn should artists draw it to be that.
>>495973259We created footschizo, now we need to create the tummyschizo!
>>495974689its a slang word transgenders here use for free art
>>495974921WHY>>495974962no artist is going to draw a bunch of inkfish frotting in slutty outfits
>>495975249soft beeg wobble wobble oouugh
>>495974764We shall throw them off the top of Moray Towers
/ink/ers arent actually racist are they?
yessss GGs M and G!!!
GGs fsh
>>495975887/ink/ers aren’t actually a lot of things.
>>495975914>>495976005GGs comrades! Nice turfing and SR.
>>495965858
>>495976397i don't think so, but the majority of updates and splatfests are done (besides reruns). still incredibly active game, lots of fun imo.
>>495976397Nigger just play. The next game won't be out for two years minimum.
>>495976397Unfortunately yes. Content is done, but my concern is how soon the Switch 2 and Splatoon 4 is going to be released. There's currently a lot of time-locked gear in the game which rotates out every 3 months and will take 2 years to get through all the gear. If S4 comes out within those 2 years, everyone is going to migrate to that.
>>495977051no way lol, splat 4 won't be out until 2026 at the absolute minimum, probably 2027 or 2028 though.
>>495976397yes cuz content is done and you missed everythingbut alsono. you can still have fun and its pretty active and its gonna stay pretty active for the next 2 to 5 years until the next game comes outsplatfests will have reruns and big runs will happen randomly sometimesso you still have reason to play it and have fun! for reals!
>>495976397If you like woomy and make other woomies go boomy then sure why not. Better than 2 in terms of population.>>495977051The post-mortem seasons combine both years' respective seasonal catalogs so it won't take more than a year.
>>495977352That's a bit better. Should've just made all the catalogs run concurrently.
>>495977725They probably want people to keep playing occasionally beyond just splatfest tourism. It is a battle pass, that's what they're there for.
almost 30 gold scales.... what should I get with them first, /ink/?
>>495978042Whatever makes your ceph look like it’s seen some shit.
It is YEBBY WEDNESDAY, post all those good yebbies to celebrate.
>RG timmy throws their 15th Booyah Bomb at the zone>Eat it with Ink Vac>Watch them stand there in confusion for a moment
>>495976397>>495965858more or less?but then again, there are a ton of people here that bitch about splatfests for one reason or another. either they don't like the theme, or they'd rather play ranked, and they're forced into turf. In some ways, now is the best time to buy. We can assume the switch will receive support for some time after the Switch 2 drops, and because all of the content has released, including DLC, you can make a more informed decision about whether you want to buy the game or not.
we will never have a third playable species, it's so fucking over...
>>495979085why is woomy looking like that
>>495979573there shouldn’t have even been a 2nd
whats up /v/ros
>>495979573we shouldn't even have twoall octoniggers should fucking die
>>495979294given how switch 2 will have backwards compability and how they'll probably use the same network for online and all that shitit's safe to say the switch is gonna last as much as the switch 2
>>495975249are you trying to goad the drawfags into drawing inkfish frotting in slutty outfits? because that's how you goad the drawfags into drawing inkfish frotting in slutty outfits
>>495979573goodinklings already have enough bias as is it is when it comes to customization
>>495979573ignore the retarded force anti octo repliesenemy factions becoming playable is kinobut I wouldn't want them to add another humanoid species without any real precedent just so they can say they have 3 now, that would be lame
>>495979638variety is fun
Marie, please, baby, get off the internet and make me some seaweed stew.
Cuttling with square ears
>>495979638>>495979686seething squigger got mad callie got octo'd>>495979750nuh uh>>495979818i know it wouldn't be good for the game but the autist in me wants it
next game will have inklings, octolings, sanitized octolings, fuzzy octolings, and inklings will still outnumber the other three combined
Average e-liter main
i don't trust nintendo to make a third playable species when they can't even give equal amounts of hairstyles for the two currently existing ones.
>>495980137>seething squigger got mad callie got octo'dnot doing a lot for the octonigger cause by making references to cuck porn
>>495980203octolings outnumber inklings right now LOL
>>495980937wasn't referring to cuck porn, just that she was brainwashedare you self reporting squigger
my wives weyyo
>>495978879You haven't received a yebby yet so I shall post a yebby
>>495979085This is an ink vac bullying zone.
>>495979085>using slop for reaction pics
>>495982327Why, thank you very kindly!But just to be sure, isn't this yebby supposed to be dressed like a Pilot, or am I mixing him up with some other yebby?
harmony fans this is you
>>495982717Is it actually possible for them to get the shot off before dying? It's never happened to me, every single one dies and I've had a few rage quits too
>>495983571Yeah. Somehow they always managed to kill me
>Never got a Mustard vs Katchup vs Mayo splatfestI don't get it.. it's such an obvious theme and they loved doing foodfests it's sorta crazy that it never happened.the themes fit their idols as well
>>495983571depends on your connection to each other and the splatling you're using
>>495978879yebby's having a rough day
>Never got a Coffee vs Tea vs Hot Chocolate splatfestI don't get it.. it's such an obvious theme and they loved doing drinkfests it's sorta crazy that it never happened.the themes fit their idols as well
>>495983804Stupid yebby getting run over, he needs to be smooched until he fully recovers...I actually like this art a lot, do you know who the artist is?
>>495984148>hot choc not on fryedamnit do you guys even read their dialogue
>>495982949If you are thinking of this fella, same yeb, new fit. Just wanted to make a new fit for him that includes the alt color FA-01 Jacket.
>>495984252yeah big man would get coffee cuz he needs it to work, shiver would get tea because she is fancy wannabe and frye would get choc which would be most popular but lose all clout categories
>>495984148coffee and tea are against some religions
>>495984220https://x.com/steve_7011
>>495984406you forgot to mention she'd choose choc because she loves sugarshe also eats more food than most others do which leaves big man, a creature twice her size in awe
I don't like ink colored finger tips. I'm glad Callie and Marie don't have it.
>>495984613me on the left (really cool and tall)you on the right (a wage cuck and massive dweeb)
>>495983571I think you can mash it out, or if they're particularly fast on the draw. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been hit with return fire. If they get it off there's usually no time to aim so it just goes wherever.
what's that one song that has the thing that sounds good? it's in my head
>>495984317Of course, handsome fella I never get tired of seeing. It's always nice to see my old buddy around, we should play sometime soon, mister.Certain gayyo misses your yeb.>>495984613Thank you, anon my new best friend. I have a new yebby to love.>>495984873I trip you.
>>495984252I didn't even read this post that I copied the text from>>495983726Don't expect so much from laziness
>>495982717>>495985085I love succ bullying.
>>495985276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrMSisVQcSE
ill do one teehee
summer is over and i need a new fit. i could use my old fit but thats lazy
>>495986140
>>495986184go for an Autumn look
Wait so you guys have a person who checks every image for feet and tells whoever posted it to kill himself? Or is it a bot?
>>495986492Someone who made a bot
>>495986492maybe a bot but reporting does nothing since he's not permabanned yet. he probably has hundreds of ips or something. sometimes he does it manually though
>>495986492nah you should always air on the side of schizos just being crazy fuckin schizos, its probably a guy manually doing it
>>495986492I don't think a bot that autistic exists. I 100% believe an autistic enough human exists, though. Especially since I've seen him miss one or two.
>>495985330>we should play soonEventually, my dear gayyo comrade. Whenever I actually feel like doing fishing or Open, most likely the former.
talk about the game, faggots
>>495986921*err on the side
>>495987110so true oomfie
>>495987086You don't get to act like a faggot for 700 threads in a row and then get surprised when people discuss your actions instead of the game.
>>495986492it's just babt
>>495986970could a bot on 4chins scan through every second of every webm for feet with such accuracy?
>>495987086we gotta talk about the elephant in the room sometimes. everything will be okay sweetie pie
>>495987363No, I put single frame images of fanart with feet showing in my webms sometimes and he doesn't catch them.
>>495987475oooh are you the one who put the fanart of frye that one time waaay back
If I saw an octonigger irl me and the boys would fuck it up
Layering 2% opacity woomy feet over every image I post on /ink/
>>495987086Should we get a weapon with an Auto Charge mechanic, would it still be a charger or a brella that's a long big umbrella?
>>495946090my question is why are Kamabo Co. brand canned specials still making their way to surface marketsomething fishy is still happening down there
>>495987019I shall be waiting.
documentary on splatsvilles fattest ceph, with inklings doing live reactions on a inkopolis tv show
we really should be culled fatfags when we had the chance
>>495988287It's always americans
>>495987086Forced losses are real.
I will be wearing the nintendo museum Wii-U shirt
>>495988363>muh americans
>>495989367where are their feet?
>>495986492>>495986690>>495986817100% not a bot because he fucks up sometimes, deletes his posts and tries again. sometimes replies to the wrong posts tooothers doesn't post at all because he's asleepwhenever he thinks goji is around (an /ink/er who this footschizo has beef with for some reason) he fucking loses it
>>495987086Is Open or Series matchmaking betterI ask because I've just come off a streak of 10 straight losses in A rank Series and I was clearly the best player on the team for a good half of those. It often felt like I was playing against a trained team on comms while my team was just holding forward and dying. But then I entered Open and it seemed fine, like one team wasn't particularly better than another but I was clearly good enough to turn the tide.Is this thst SBMM meme where the better you are relative to your rank, the worse it stacks the odds against you until it's impossible to rank up because you're constantly playing against top-level players in your bracket while your teammates are worthless?
why did the trans community RUIN splatoon
oh nice, my Grand Festival icons finally showed up
>>495990192Goblin grip...
>>495939680
>>495989968I thought he was keeping track of /ink/ers who are clearly into feet, he's always accusing the same 4 or 5 anons of being pedos
>>495990902He stopped accusing me in recent times.
>>495990902he insults people who dump plaza webms, not feet specifically
>>495991230notice how he has accused goji, squinty and others of raping little kids, but when nono posts his webms wearing a friendship bracelet, he just tells him to fuck offI think he really knows which anons are clearly into feet
Someone thinks you need to take medication.
>>495991590plaza, not gameplay clips
>>495990646What a beautiful angel. Would hug without a second thought.
I wanna hug callie butt
>>495991590nono only started posting 7 months after the game released when footschizo has been here since the last game.
>>495991590I'm not into feet though and he says that about me. He just assumes anyone wearing sandal shoes is a footfag.
feet are actually cleaner than buttholes believe it or not yet no one judges people who like the latter
nobody here really plays splatoon and would rather obsess over posters like they do inside their 'cord servers. you need to shut up and play game
>>495992017I know, I'm not saying nono is footschizo, just that footschizo clearly has been targetting footfags that have been here for years
>>495990192same!
>>495992202Untrue as there's only certain kinds of bacteria that can live around your crevasse without you needing to be seen by a doctor for medication or some other kind of treatment. Meanwhile your feet and hands have thick, tough skin that can deal with more than any other parts of your body can which means many more forms of dangerous bacteria can live, thrive and do so peacefully on your hands without anything happening to them
>>495985375>no ink>no hopeGlorious.
>>495991590squinty unironically hates feet
>>495992991so does timmy
>>495992759That has to be the stupidest flingza.
>>495992736>Untrue as there's only certain kinds of bacteria that can live around your crevasse without you needing to be seen by a doctor for medication or some other kind of treatment.bitch do you just think there's no bacteria in your poopy
>>495992736dumb assmuncher
>>495992686I play :)
why ceph so sex
>>495993740Woomy has to attract yebbies somehow.
I know a footschizo irl.
>>495992686Seriously nobody answered my question
only real inkling sluts know about the lures
your woomy only likes BOC
I don't even have this game I just listen to the music and look at feet
your woomy only likes BHC
>>495994228CCHI THE ROCK
>BOCCCHI THE ROCK
>>495994552>>495994704
ima headBOC ya
Why is there so much litter everywhere in plazas?
>>495995797fat veemo
liters are the last level of splatoon
>>495993418>>495993579>thinking all bacteria is dangerous and harmfulI would laugh if this wasn't so concerning that I genuinely believe the both of you think this
>>495974205Fresh
>>495996207you are a coping scat fetishistpeople literally wash their hands after they go to the bathroom BECAUSE they're dirtier now from being near your poopy butt, the idea that the poopy butt is cleaner is ridiculous
>>495996207would you rather someone step on your food or shit on your food?
>>495992202IRL I agree with you, but that's not really an issue for drawings and such.
what a good SPLATOON thread with all this talk of feet and feces
i wanna have a foursome with deep cut
i wanna have a fivesome with splatoon 4’s idols
>>495993390Yeah. Heh heh... what a shitter... heh.
>>495998348It's just 2 guys though
>>495998474>ranged weapon>walk forward into dangerbro what are you doing
>>495998634Where's their yebby.
>>495998869The idea that they do a weyy and another nonceph male so a yebby idol NEVER happens is funny
>>495998678he's too manly, not afraid of faggot campy weapons
>>496000218Pearl doing her Off the Hook songs for giving backshots tier list
I am going to spin your ceph.
woowoowoomy
my love for the squod sostuhs knows no bounds
>>496001039¡oɯǝǝʌ
>>496002183Good veemo.
>>496001039
>>495998678I was drunk on my own power.https://files.catbox.moe/6g9qfz.mp4
>>495994946Bocchi the octovery cute
>>496003010I wonder what gimmicky busted fucking special vshot will get in 4
>>495986264the king
>>496002307She's already spun
>>496003612Very handsome dum looking yebby, good art too.nta but thanks for sharing.
>>496003791perfect rotation
Woomy!
lil devil horns? ignored.
All of my pink gear is either used in something else or I lack the chunks to swap the main, so I was thinking maybe white with pink highlights may do the trick?
>>496005912>>496005695that gear had too many triangles and would cause slow down if anyone used a special so it makes sense they didn't bring that or the other halloween items back
>>495990192Same +1How many S3 elements is there total? Is 521 everything, or did I miss any I will kms if I did
>>496006069>No one told him
>>496006026Yeah that works looks fresh
>>496006069
>>496006483>>496006193w-what happened?
>>496006069based retard
icon doko
>>496006370Nice, this was my first candidate, but needless to say my Swim Speed Up chunks were needed elsewhere (and the shade of pink doesn't quite go with the other pieces anyway).
>>496008546How many years have you done this now? And you never once use Krill yourself in an aquatic theme game you don't even use an appropriate response. I'm not even mad I'm just disappointed after this multi year long failure of yours.
cute buddies
>I got my icons finallythere is a cod
>>495991915Would hug her as well. She is the purest, yet silliest, muffin. :)
>>496009606Got mine last weekend, seems weird that they're manually rolling them out. Sticking with just Callie's icon anyway because she's the hest.
I want sloppy, lazy old hag marie wrapped up around me all naked and warm in bed.
>>496006125>I only got 497It's over.
>>496006125>Do everything I can to get every single icon whenever theyre available>509GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>496006125bad news: I only got 174good news: I only got the ones that looked cool! so it's fine.They never gave me the special grand festival icons tho I think it's legit not gonna come.....
thinking about Marie__________________________________________________________
>>496009542>deleted it
What's a good capture card to record clips for this game? I don't know how much a good one is but under US$200 is preferable. Also I don't know if any have software that is required to work but also preferably not with that.
>>496011708I think about Marie too.
>>496011774I just stop in my tracks and hold the screencap button on the blue joyconthen later I put my sdcard on the puter and let it do the magic!It's not what you asked for but i thought id say it anyways
>blue notification mark on NSO>it's for EOW icons>still didn't get any for grandfest
>>496009996>>496010160>>496010763Damn lads, I hope they do a rerun again on some occasion
>>496011767what did marie say
>>496012270it produces pretty bad videos thought id let you know
>>496009996>>496010160So what is the grand total then?
>look at pro top 100 for past present future>#1 past: 2700>#1 present: 2600>#1 future: 2500I dont think we had much hope, huh
>>496013157yes yes that's true!
>>496013387we had much fun tho! our shout was the best and we were on fire either ways!Time only moves fowards anyways so I wouldn't worry. We did amazing!!!
>>496013387Future and Deep Cut is getting priority anyways, if we go by the dialogue.
>>496011767staff actually doing their unpaid jobs for once
>>496011774I got this just a few days ago, there was a bit of discussion if you go back a thread or two.I can't say much about it yet, only plugged it in today for the first time to see if it works. But the video capture quality is much, much better then the built-in. It goes for about $100 on Amazon.Also for software (just capture and/or streaming, not non-linear editing and stuff) you want OBS. They actually certify some devices for performance and compatibility, this one included.
>>496013710they wouldn't make three new guys and build upon them for 2 years just to leave them behind just cuz some other team won so that makes sensethe choice probably only defines next game's main superficial aesthetic
>>496013387Who cares I had funPlus don't matter they are the future and this game only moves forward. Its just the net code that is stuck in the past
>>496014232smug fucking goblin
>>496012772She would stop sniffing A4 if Callie would be a little less silly all the time.
>>496014227sexoooooo
>>496014232We truly stay fresh! even now i gotta say... cheers, futurechads!! I'll always be proud of you guys!!!!
cope
Thinking about /ink/
>>496015280Marina...
>>496013876Might check this one outI knew about OBS I have that installed already I was referring to driver/configuration bullshit that every PC peripheral from keyboards to wheels seem to have nowadays.
>>496013387OCTONIGGERS ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND BAD AT THE GAMETHEY LOST SO BAD THEY SHOULD BE REMOVED AS PLAYABLE FROM SPLATOON 4FUCK OCTONIGGERS!!!
octos are cute and good for you
>>496017758Cool woomy.
>>496017758Me after winning with 4 kills and 9 deaths
>>496015669The XR1 just werked for me under W10. Just need to use the included double-tap USB cable for power, otherwise it seems to be limited to 720p.One annoying thing I noticed is it does not have a passive pass-thru when powered off, so you need to have it either plugged in permanently, or juggle cables each time.I'm just recording to laptop downstairs where my TV and Switch are, so it's the latter for me.
>>496017758there's a reference here, I think
>>496013876So it's this one?
>>496018292Yes
>>496017758Finally a woomy that isn't in anguish
>$108 just to take clips of woomy game longer than 30 seconds
>>496017758love you mspaint anon
>>496019354Not just longer woomy clips, actual 1080p pictures of woomies.
>>496019354I spent more than double on mine.
1080p teehee
who salmn
>>496019747But I can already do 1440p S1 woomy pictures on the 'puter
>>496020441yay piracy and theft
>>496020841yay paying 60 dollars for an emulated 40 dollar title from two decades ago
>>496017758This is a very good woomy
Pirate woomy stealing Splatoon 4 two weeks before release
>>496021141Wooarrr Capn I got the booty from Nintendo HQ she's a shiny one alright.
>>496020298I could salmn for a Boris.
>>496021436Nintendo will pay a kings ransom to have it back. Good work my woomers tonight we party hard and long. All the burgers and Tako wenches can have tonight me woomers.
>>496020298Still around? I could go for a king.
>>496021470>>496021812open in 5 min
Why would anyone play squiffer when reeflux does the same thing and can shoot over walls and is the second best inker in the game and has better kits?
Bait used to be believable
bait...yummy
im pretty sure reeflux has better ink efficiency too desu
>>496022072why would you play either when shooters exist
>>496022050I might just pop in as well
veemos are made for ____
>>496022665hugs and fugs
>>496022487Its longer range inks better has a better special has better ink efficiency is better at shooting over cover and oneshots them
>>496022665Servicing yebweyys in the locker rooms.
>>496022665woomies and other veemos
I just saw on Marie's squidtter its been 10 days since Grand Fest and she has just now recovered from it.Even Big man is saying the same thing about himself.
woomy wearing marinated top except she takes it off and her boobs are even bigger than it suggested they are
That was fast, I can do another king...
agent 4 had the freshest hero suit
Give me 2 minutes!
>>496027914Woomy is flying so high she made woomtrails
>surely my shops will be okay without reset hackMan Risky Reward just not worth it at all unless RNG gods smile on youLess prlz than if I just went full hack but got near full palette
>>496012534I feel your pain, anon. I swear I played more than the one match of Grand Fest that I had with Calliebro...
GG's Slammers!
ggs salmn very fun
GGGGGGGGs slamon, thanks a lot for playing with me, good kings! Good yebby fives, until next time.
>>496029945>>496029975>>496029991GGs crew.
Good night /ink/
kill yourself
>>496032460did you stop quoting because you think you're giving le downvote by not giving a (You) or because you don't want to accidentally quote the wrong post again
kind of feel like gaming but idk
>>496034453>house chores>some loose threads from work today>some things other than Splatoon that I've been putting away forever>3 hours of sleep last night>want to play Splatoon anyway>fighting the urge to not fall asleep right here and now
callie's thighs
>>496038120with my face buried in them
bad wooms bad woomswhat ya gonna dowhat ya gonna do if they woommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
their colors are fading
thinking about /ink/er butts
>>496043105Stop thinking about sweaty man ass and get on the fuckin tower
>>496043105Gee i wonder who is behind this post
the general isn't dead it's just sleeping
>>496047227alll tuckered outsleepy /ink/
>>496029008>x1.4you have way too many hacks equippedI usually just pump level reset to its cheapest level and then play at 2.5x with no other hacks
>>496051470Very nice work
>>496051870that's from @pie_orly not an /ink/er
>>496051907Fuck
finally got the grandfest icons... but only the ones you get for playing with friends...?It's kinda weird that I'd get those before the one that's supposed to just be the default one everyone gets....Oh well it's a small indie company team! I must understand.
>>496045240Marina needs to stop thinking about /ink/ers and go back to the sewers
woomy painting
>>496053705precious photographer woomy
Is it worth getting into this game now? I read that it's no longer getting updates
sex
>>496058626see>>495976397>>495965858
>>496059067this will be deep cut next game i can feel it!!!
>>496062039No.Only slutty Callie from now on.
>>496062106>slutty calliealso known as just>callie
>>496062157ULTRA slutty
I wish they'd remove splash wall from the game. Or at least from shooters.
callie doesn't mind getting inked but marie won't let even one drop get on her
I love splatlings
Do we know all the canon species of octopus and squids the idols are?
>>496065075yesinklingoctoling
Wrong Pearl is pigmy squid. Frye is vampire squid or indian squid. Shiver is chinese or japanese octopus. Marina is african octopus. Squid sisters are rare and precious japanese squids
>>496065075well frye is probably designed with the vampire squid in mind, and splatoween has had vampire squid themed decorations put up, so i'm going out on a limb and saying that there are different species that just kind of exist. they're still inklings and octolings, but slight differences.
>>496065839nah they're just octolings and inklings
>>496065906vampire squids are more related to octopus than squids
yer a squid marie
>>496066820squee quor qua?
My headcnaon is that every inkling and octoling just reeks of smelling like octopus/squids and they don't have a concept of putting perfumes and other stuff on their bodies.
>>496067112Squid smell is attractive among cephs. Your woomy STINKS and she's proud about it.
Imagine how strong Maries ass or cooch must stink
>>495974380>game officially ends/dies>general tranny circlejerk hard nosedives into coomer cancerwhat are people like kold and fantasy gonna do otherwise, try to get into x rank?kek
>>496059067For some reason, this is reminding me of an art piece I have saved that a friend I used to watch on Twitch made...
>>496013387>"She's saddened by the night she couldn't spend with Frye" according to the artistcute...
>>496068458>stinkMore like fragrant like a flower
>>496070246what
>>496066872why is this marie pic so cutewhy did she do this
>>496071483she thought her gramps was dead
i love pearl's big chompers
i love pearl's big stompers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vl5u3qm2gkwhy is this song so much better without big man?
>>496072884pre-existing biases
>>496072884damn that guitar is grating
>>496072884Big Man should stick to writing music.
>>496072884i do think the song is betterbut not because of that lolI think big man's wobbly voice was cute
>>496072884how did they get this? the cd doesn't release until december.
>>496073716it's a direct gamerip
>>496073847why don't we have gamerips in the op? other generals have megas for their osts.
>pad some gear seed to bring myselfto play the game>5 loss streak
>>496074037that's actually a great point, why do we not we have that?
>>496070186isnt Fantasy like 1200 x power, which is unbelievably low??
Do I need to change any of this shit or is it fine as is?
I have zero stars on both bloblobbers
>>496074981Video format maybe? I don't know what y/uv is.
"ouch..."
>>496065075Callie is a bigfin reef squid. Marie is a firefly squid.
>>496074264op is a moralfag
>>496074981based plasma stinker
>>496074615Really? Is he a stickfag or something?
I lost all motivation to keep playing.
>capture just stuck on a frozen frame with crackling audio after a few minutesgreat
*captures your woomy*
>>496077292Good, you can keep her, she was a bad woomy.
I regained motivation to play again.
is there any way to stream your switch besides an expensive capture card
>>496077118Restart your computer?
>>496077415A cheap capture card.
bad woomys need to be spanked
>>496077415What's your limit on "expensive"? The lite version of the one that's been posted is ~$60 if you don't need anything more than 1080p/60fps.
>>496078209Switch 2 is going to be at 1440p.
>>496078513I'd like that but that assumes most people would use it with a monitor and not a TV, and I really don't think that's the case.
>>496078881Veemlet sexo
>>496078736Tech is improving and getting cheaper. It's a time thing.
The extremely rare durian woomy
>>496078209ideally something that won't cost me a lot considering i just want to use it for streaming on discord to my friends
shivers huge ass bursting through her spats
wait a sec...
>capture freezing seems to be an OBS bug>reports of this bug are multiple years oldWell great. Is OBS the only option?
>>496079313The veemlet vrip
>>496079398Works on my machine™, although I remember it took me a while to figure out how to make it play ball. Did you try turning off HDCP?
>>496079717What is that and where is that
>>496079008Anon this is Nintendo they'll be making a system that is better than a PS3 but below a PS4 you'll get 1080p and like it. But on the plus side it'll only cost like $300
>>496080152Dunno if the XR1 Pro uses the same software, but the original XR1 needs an application from EVGA's website to adjust that plus all the gayman LED nonsense so I assume it may be the same.
>>496080731It's either that or a firmware update iirc.
>>496080885Looking back, I ended up reinstalling OBS to fix my issue so if disabling HDCP doesn't cut it you can just go for the ol' reliable.
I keep getting bored of Splatoon's gameplay loop. I feel like it's grating at higher levels and Salmon Run isn't designed well. How do I get back into the game or move on?
>>496081736Realize there's nothing else like it and either accept its flaws or decide if they're not worth it
>>496081736You go play side order for a bit.
>>496081736People only play after the game's dead because they're pedophiles and want to have sex with squidkids, if that's not enough anymore then you're finally free
>>496082198>>496082286>>496082372Thanks anons, I'll try this. If nothing else, at least there's the fashion shit.
>>496079137you can get chinesium offbrands that are like $10 but are only 720p 60fps. a lot claim they are usb 3 and 1080p capable, but they are only 1989p at 30 fps because despite the blue usb3 port, the chipset inside is only compatible usb 2. if you are just streaming to friends, 720p is probably fine.
>>496081736wait for splat4 to un-bayonetta the meta (again)
I think I finally got the capture working and then the power goes out for some reasonI can't have shit today
People still play side order? I haven't touched it since april
>>496083121It may be bare bones but its still fun. Just like people still play hero mode even if its just for the daily gacha pull they still play it.
>>496083428no one still does that
>>496083121April? I stopped a week after it came out.
i didn't buy it
>>496083493How very wrong you areEach day I play I go send off the sheldrone.
Playing side order? $30, fun for a few hoursThe ability to say you didn't pay for the expansion? Priceless, lasts forever
>>496084389says a lot about how little you got going on in your life
>>496084389Being able to go to Inkopolis Square without having to boot up Splatoon 2 (astaghfirullah) is worth the disappointment that was Side Order.
why wont you pway with widdle smollusk?
>>496084389poorfag
>>496085331sit on my face
>>496085578the perfect age
>>496085331Veemlet showing up in my room in the middle of the night?Yes please
>>496085714I don't think it's physically possible to wear your pants lower than this
>>496053705thanks.
Can't wait to play MH Wilds and Splatoon 4 on my Switch 2.
>>496086247Sure would be nice if they had added in splatfest outfits for amiibo's
>>496084339better than playing the gacha i guess
>>496086238monster hunter commemorative splatfest for splatoon 4with cool special gear to go with it because i like thinking big
>>496086238>MH:Wiyou have created an IED
>side order was badsince when lol? i've had a ton of fun playing it.
I like Shiver.
>>496080731Oh so it does have one of those dumbass softwaresBut I'm not on windows so I probably can't run it
>>496087103it seems it was mainly bad to those who couldnt afford it
>>496087150Frye...
>>496084339I stopped doing the sheldrone daily after I got ten of every sheldrone locker decoration. Now I'm farming the side order daily for callie stickers.
splatoon 4 will have ray tracing (big man will have hyper-realistic shadows and lighting)(the hub will run at 8-12fps)
>>496087103not that anon butside order was just underwhelming. it's still fun ofc but most of it was just mindless enemy spam with barely any sort of story or anything coolwhen we got OE we also got a whole new look at the splatoon world and it felt cool!!When we got SO we had new gametext so that we could update the inkpedia.
>>496087103It was more disappointing than bad. It was worse than octo expansion solely because the game didn't have a secret boss.
>>496087150
>>496087872it had big shoes to fill but the trailers with unclear imagery(mostly unused concept art) that was only put there cuz they hadn't finished most of the actual game did not help.
>>496087723I thought you could only have one sticker of every idol
>Nintendo online store has Zelda lego sets>Still no Splat lego setsIts not fair
a lot of stuff in 3 feels like they waffled for ages and only started working at at the 11th hour.
>>496088068You can get them from the side order daily. Randomly. I've only got two pixel callies and four graffiti callies.
>>496088386deja vu.... did you see those cool lego squid sisiters we posted at the start of the thread? i wish i could build those theyre so posable...
>>496088396i hope 4 nails it better than 3 did
>>495941548>>495941843>>495942030>>495942407there!!! I love the way they look! but yeah i wish there was official lego splatoon...
>>496088396The game did go through covid during development. That's my only cope.
>>496088597Of course but I mean actual full on sets like the Zelda one.https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/great-deku-tree-2-in-1-77092
>>496088867I didn't actually think they went thru with the zelda stuff.... yeah same. I think the octobot king is simply asking to be a cool lego set with an agent 3 minifig and some octotroops to go with it.
>>496088780A legit cope the rona did fuck up a ton of things that were in the works during those years.
>>496089042Uhh you can buy that off Lego's site you can also buy it off Nintendo US store. They very much did do it.
I like Shivers butt.
>>496087103Side order was a fucking waste, saddest attempt at a roguelite I've ever seen. Seriously, indie devs could do it better
i respect woomen
>>496089780Whaddahell.
>>496087103>damn near 2 year long development >4 hours of content >$30side order is bad
>>496091148>>damn near 2 year long developmentdoubt it
>>496090835i shrimp for woomy
>>496091094Wat za fuck*
Squishing face with floppas.
>>496087103I think side order appealed to a certain type of people a lot more than others. There are some people that want a lot of content, they want to be wowed and "have the ante upped" so to speak, they want hype moments and high highs, stuff they can point to and say "I got my money's worth."I'm the sort of person that loves to be given a bunch of options in a sandbox and just tinker. Blaster with max fire rate? Ooh I wanna try that. Splattershot with max range and homing? Sounds fun. Giant Booyah Bombs? Sign me up. I just enjoyed having the gameplay there, and being able to experience regular splatoon gameplay with all of the dials turned up to max. I guess side order disappointed some people because it didn't ave big musical moments, setpieces, story beats, etc. Rather than calling it bad, just accept that you can't please everyone.
I will never forgive nintendo for not making the beam fight at the end of OE a button mash QTE
>>496091671what are you talking about....? half of side order was big musical moments where bosses would go along the musicthe issue with side order is that it was shallow asf and not that interesting the way octo expansion wasnot bad because it wasn't fun but bad because it was a let down... a let down I had big hopes for.
>>496091668Cute.
has any more Splatoon stuff come out from the Nintendo Museum or is it still just the PNG wall?
>>496091671They don't even give you a lot of options tho, which is a huge issue. Only 12 weapons with the amount of chips available makes things extremely stale because of the lack of variety in builds, also lack of enemy and stage variety and even difficulty for that matter. SO blows ass and it's even worse that it took them so long to deliver such a half-assed tech-demo
>>496091668i like her paw hands
>>496092648I wouldn't mind twelve weapons if the chips weren't almost all boring number increases where are the crits, where are the +150% damage -50% fire rate, where are the explosive bullets?
>run into the same turbo controller playing squeezer faggot wearing his silver x-rank badge despite waiting to dodge himcool
all the fat goes into callies floppers
>>496091148it's $25
>>496093796Do your flops hang lowDo they wobble to and fro?
>>496092892Pawmy!
Is bedhead considered flopshredding?
>>496094205now give her eel hands
>>496094205now draw her in a cardboard box
>>496093792ggs that was me
>>496094205now draw her pregnant
>>496094205extremely good mewmy.
>>496094049callies flops jigglingcallies flops getting really heavy... callie has to heave them as they drag on the floor!
>>496094205now draw her stealing the chaos emeralds
>>496090817then don't buy it>>496091148>4 hoursi don't care i will buy splatoon slop even if it's bad>>496091671you described it well
>>496094049she can tie them in a knotshe can tie them in a bow
>if it's not the capture freezing it's the audio sounding fuckedGoddammit why is just plugging something in and having it work too much to ask
>>496094482
>>496095693now pat her head
>>496095570Technology is basically magic that we simply hope functions>captcha has woomynice...
>>496095693now take advantage of her situation and impregnate her
>>496095693>>496095693
>>496095907This woomy hates touching.
>>496095693>bad woomieshow?
>>496095693take her out of that box. she doesn't belong there.
>>496096238Lol thanks anon, this is good.
it's ok she can't read
alright the silly zelda game is out now give me splatoon 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10
>>496096238to this woomy any attention is good attention.
why the fuck do jelletons drop power eggs? they have literally no use in side order.
>>4960962384 will have a special where you light a match and set ink on fire.
Giving cephalopods lots of ramen
>>496097962anon... ceph will become addicted...
>>496097121>He never takes the bonus bomb chip
>>496098838is THAT what it's for?
oomi
>>496098892Yeah its really useful especially on the danger levels. Killing one with lucky bomb equipped can turn out to you killing 5 then they drop bombs too which creates a nice chain reaction. I've wiped out entire swarms this way
>>496097121Power eggs? I don't remember that.
>>496098669You need lots of ramen to feed Lots of cephs for the party
>want to reset my data>would lose my banners from the splatfests and seasonsidk what to do bros>>496099297i'll try using it tonight. i'm having a bit of an issue with the low hacks badge. any recommendations?
>>496099630but anon... they'll get...
>>496099739did you break your mmr or something?
>>496100041no clue what mmr means, but nothing is broken, i just want to restart because i feel like it
>>496100157Measles, Mumps, and Rubella.It's important that you have your vaccines up to date, anon!
>>496099739you can get all the fest banners from opening the game via the news from the nintendo switchthe seasons one.... well youre lucky cuz they'll always be there
>>496100361my yebby doesn't vax...
>>496100593feral yebby...
>>496100575oh awesome! i won't miss anything then, thanks for the info anon :]i'm not missing much level wise, i'm only level 29.
>>496099739Start a new game on a second switch profile. That way you keep the old one.
>>496074981no one on my fl has this pfp
>>496100157match making rating >>496100575>>496100781>>496100943i'm not completely certain but you might only be able to redeem them once per account.
>Octopuses and slom caught on camera hunting as a teamhttps://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-03127-5
>>496100575The news articles do drop off after a while. If they have a QR code yeah those you can always get from inkpedia.>>496100157Everything will be gone are you sure about that?btw MMR means your match makeing rank its the hidden stat that sends you to easy room or FLAR room
>>496100157Cant you literally just clear your save data and cloud data (if this game even has cloud save support kekw kek)anyway there is literally no reason to do this if you arent concerned about your mmr
>>496101080It would be silly if they wouldn't let you...
>>496099915they will get WHAT, Anon? A hearty helping of ramen? A full stomach so they can keep partying? A delicious meal to enjoy? What will they get, Anon? You're not poisoning the food, are you, Anon?What will they get, Anonymous
Did you guys get one star on everything yet? I still have a couple chargers left and then like 50 other weapons or something...
>>496101328no they don't.just go on"find channels" then look for the "splatoon 3 news" channel and they'll have all posts there. i just checked and it goes all the way to the "release of the game" news.
>>496101440they will get... they will get... if you feed them lots they'll get...
news has never fallen off. you can still go back and find the very first news article
>>495964059I bought the acht one, couldn't help myself.
>>496101572Yes they do it just takes a long time. You can't find all the news for Splat 2 anymore.
>>496100714NOT feral... just special...>>496101328i've never played a ranked match, it's at C->>496101330yes that's what i mean. i know there's no reason but i feel like it because i'm dumb.
>>496101813good thing we're talking about splatoon 3 then
>>496102026although i suppose the final fest items would be gone tooi'll probably just make a new profile
>>496101569I did most of them. Wanted to try stuff, but there are some weapons that I'm not interested in using. Forced myself to slog through both recycled brellas, now that the game's over I don't have it in me to do all of the chargers and stuff like reeflux.
>>496101180Its an old recording of Octavio making a deal with the fish from 50 years ago.
>>496102026Dont do it then you're literally just losing items that you will then have to grind for again. stop letting your autism ruin your life
>>496102224>now that the game's over I don't have it in me to do all of the chargers and stuff like reeflux.yeah but now its safe to spend all licenses on gambling
>>496102367autism IS my life anon, but i'll just make a new profile
800!
>>496102026It also effects normal turf as well you play online you have an MMR score for each mode you do play. You even have one for SR when you fish with rando's>>496102206This is your best choice you can start fresh and you lose nothing if you want to go back>>496102174It'll happen to splat 3 as well just haven't reached the time limit yet.
>>496101601spit it out damnit
>>496101569Nope, but now that 1 star is 5000 instead of 10K I might go and 1 star weapons I suck with
>>496102609that being reset is fine to me because i haven't played in ages so i'm basically new at the game again.
>>496102469Third kits aren't deconfirmed until:- that official tournament happens- the next nintendo direct happens- next "season" begins
Inklings are the white people of the Splatoon universe. Octolings are the other.
>Can use OBS to output the switch audio to my computer and bypass the console's stupid low volume limitFinally... 150% Woomy
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