Previous: >>495983412https://store.steampowered.com/app/1778820/TEKKEN_8/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn6p_qzK5_cRxHhp_eQ2K-zXbgWbC7Pzg=BASIC INFORMATION=>Glicko2 ratinghttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 Important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
I have a quintuple digit IQ
I'm fat ugly and retarded
Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Leo!
Heihachi Mishima......is dea- going to be OP.
I think I'm gonna try to get Bushin with Jun and then I'll try to pick up another character.
Fuck Lidia.Hug Lidia.Kiss Lidia.Mating press Lidia into a bed.Massage Lidia shoulders.Eat Lidia pussy.French kiss Lidia.Dress Lidia up in suits.Dress Lidia up in sexy cosplay.Ejaculate inside Lidia pussy.Princess carry Lidia to the bed.Twist Lidia nipples.Suck Lidia breasts.Lick Lidia midriff.Excercise with Lidia.Get Lidia drunk.Sloppy tongue kissing with Lidia.Read hentai with Lidia.Eat Lidia ass.Get Lidia horny.Mutual masturbation with Lidia.Marry Lidia.Big wedding with Lidia.Massage Lidia feet.Fuck Lidia until your dick breaks.10 kids with Lidia.Total Lidia Love.
Bandai Namco, Harada & mr KeryuPlease remove Negan in tekken 8, because I don't want to see again in game.Made last DLC Season 1Come back Kunimitsu 2 or New guest character Akira Yuki (Virtua Fighter)
Tell me who's your normalfu. Your favourite button from your main.
>>496060721But who?
Harada did not allow Kunimitsu ... because she is spammer
>>496060872How fucking depressing
dlc4 is Michelle wearing Kunimitsu clothes
>>496060872Buy the dip
>>496060872This data isn't correct. Because steamdb shows history of peaks only. Sf6 averages at ~13k, tk8 averages at 6k
>>496060875I'm gonna buy Hei and see if I don't get filtered by Mishima execution, if not probably Bryan.
sell sell sell
>>496061069>we're only being beaten by more than 2:1!!!
>>496061212The average is inflated by Japan and China, obviously. Japan and China don't do much for you. You never play them.
If you don't like in Japan there's no real meaningful difference in playerbase between Tekken and SF6, both are niche games and the number disparity is just SF6 being somewhat mainstream in Japan.
how effective will just be holding back against T8 heihachi?
not to mention nips never accept filthy gaijin matches, even in tekken. t. asia 1
i'm financially ruined
i'm thinking to code an IQTracker for Tekgen and release Weekly charts of IQ, since these kind of charts are believed around here, I could get very creative and use machine learning to differentiate users by the way they writte and that wouldn't be speculative at all, infact this charts would be 100% accurate
>>496061412harada and murray saw this and said lets give the same thing to drag with qcf4
>>496061314>tekken failing worldwide is good, actually.
>>496061545>i'm thinking to codeDon't flatter yourself.
Harada is the actual con man, not Inafune
How is Lili even fair?
Wow Hehachi does not even look worth reinstalling, how the fuck did we fall this far. I'd rather have TT2 again.
>>496061732*successful business man
>>496061736now that I would spend money on
Who the fuck is this nigga
>>496061861he didn't have any gel or hairspray, leave him alone
>>496061861the reason "kazumi" animations got datamined
>>496061861'duk
>>496061861what an absolute unit, you can't even see his right arm lol
>>496061861How did people get the access to new shit already?
>>496062060Bandai Namco Europe and their actual inner circle
>>496061412he has a low that can fuck you now
>>496062098europe's inner circle is weaker than asia's. they weren't allowed to play practice mode while the gooks were.
>>496061861heihachi's hair down like that means that the reason why mishimas have spiky hair is because of electrics right?
What if it's Kazumi's soul?
>>496061702no need to be rude, plus i can just ask chat gpt to make a snippet and it would be 100% accurate like any other tracker that tracks only a bunch of users
>no need to be rude, plus i can just ask chat gpt to make a snippet and it would be 100% accurate like any other tracker that tracks only a bunch of usersThat's what you sound like, stupid bitch
>>496062642>i can just ask chat gptDumbfuck lmao
>That's what you sound like, stupid bitchThat's what you sound like, stupid bitch
I know you are but what am I
>>496061861My new main
>>496062736lmao i just asked about your comment and it said it was very rude and that your IQ must be pretty low LMAO
lidiachi looks rad as fuck visually at least
Harada....do something
how many mishimas do we fucking need? how many ff2 do I have to remember?
>>496062932Nah, ChatGPT is too cucked to overtly insult
>fatal fury is associated with sf6they just can't keep winning over there at capcom
yeah but nike
nike is just hurting their reputation by putting shoes in tekken desu, i mean bad publicity is still publicity but it's not a good look
I'm buying pizza tomorrow..
I need men and I need them now
>>496063416this but namco
Why is Heat Burst +5 on block but only +2 on hit? Monkeys get rewarded for mashing even though I just punished them for mashing
finna get some dimsums
SNK chad devs are LITERALLY mocking Harada......
Harada is a Strivechad now anyway, May is the final Season 1 character btw
>>496063916
>Did you put any work into the character or just port it?
kekken bros???
>>496063725same reason heat smash is -9 on block but rage art is +9 on hit with a guaranteed followup
>>496063991This game is going to bomb not matter how much money the chinese pour into it
>>496063725it's +1 ob
>chineseleast alienated kekken player
>>496064150It's Saudi money now
>>496063991i'm not kekkenbro anymore
>>496063991DAMN, Chun-Li??? Oh you know it's over now
this game needs... more stances
>>496064551Bravo M, you're a geniusBuying your coins as we speak
Tekken 8 problem is not only the universal stances, but completely butchering character, truly the Strive 2, since not even SF5 managed that
>>496063991It's still 2D.
>>496064763*universal mechanicsI farted too hard and it affected my brain
Im in my sucker stance so lets buy some more coins!
>>496064763remember the "we try to make characters have more personality" shit? that was a fucking lie
They literally did, they speak more than ever
>>496064915Azu really lakes coffee, that's not enough personality for you?
>>496063664kek ubisoft goes into this situation once a year like clockwork and when they recover they double down on the retardeness
>>496060553 Show the god damn nipples damn it.
>>496064763insane that compared to sf6 this game still has significantly more unique playstyles
in SF6 the universal mechanics are the problem, just watch any match when both are on burnout. In Tekken 8 it's still Virtua Fighter range even when both used heat and somehow aren't dead yet
>>496065736Casino stance charactersBingo Hall down attack niggersPlus frames bc why not tier whoresKing
ANDMORE
>>496065736it really doesn't
we need more grapplers murrayeven better, make marduk a stance based grappler too
>>496066257Tackle already comes from a stance anon.
Marduk will have a heat engager mid in VT that loops into VT again, also heat will fill when he gets a tackle/throw, just like King's
>>496066359give him another stance that he can shift to by pressing down or back then
>>496066568oh and make that second stance armored also so that you can 50/50 between mid, low and high. give the mid move a guard break too. make the low move a tracking and make the high a tornado.
Make Julia a stance rushdown with instal, after 5 stack install she just kills you
>>496066753
Leo is REAL and she made me suck on her clit like a penis behind a German 7-Eleven in 2019.
That was a tranny whose dick Leo and I cut off for calling my husband Leo a female
>LeoThey may aswell change the dictionary entry to Penis as they basically mean the same thing
>>496061861One of the top Tekken Monks, standard East Asia mythology Heihachi the White Tiger of the West (Byakko)Seiryu the Azure Dragon of the East We saw red bird mask monk and that must be Suzaku the Red Bird of the SouthOnly one missing is Genbu the Black Turtle of the North
I want to learn Steve cause he's a boxer and boxers are cool, but man. He's such an ugly bastard
>>496067214Can you please just.. not.. i mean.. uh
just realized they gave even fucking Eddy retarded plus frames and "solved" bananeira stance by forcing 50/50
>THESE ARE THE FISTS OF A WHITE SUPREMACIST! TAKE THAT, RAVEN!wtf Steve?
Female boxer when
>>496067552You Will Never Be A Woman
>>496066753>stance rushdown with installthat's just every DLC character going forward
>>496067643Leo...
>>496067643I just want big breasted female boxer character
If you ask for “X but female”, you need to go outside and touch grass.
she's called Vanessa
Van Sama
i live in the desert
craig but female
not this Vanessa, this one
I went outside and almost saw a wreck.
>>496068124one female character i would actually play
>>496068215Sexo
>>496068124>they really made a female bryan
\tekgen now has way too many in-community memes. It is inaccessible.What do you intend to do about this?
w*men can’t box trannies mog them in the ring
>>496068118enjoy the footprints in the sand
any sloppen tournaments this weekend
>>496068246make more incommunity memes
>>496068246force even more so people think this general isn't the same 5 guys and 2 guys trying to be female schizoposting
What does Jun say on heat engager? Skibidi?
>>496068243she's female marduk
so i guess sex was just a myth all along
this koei tecmo bugwoman at tgs mogs shion
your muse
The heihachi trailer thread on v didn’t reach bump limitRandom lili main menu thread is about toWhat does this say about /v?
it says that there's virgin losers out there that discuss tekken instead of enjoying their lives
is discussing tekken not how you enjoy your life?
>>496069159/v/ is a board for third world gooncels too poor to afford/run games that aren’t f2p gacha slop
yest. virgin loser
Life is not for enjoyment, life is for suffering.Those who have reached the state of sekiro - know.
>>496069159/v/ is not tekken players, they're not even fucking vidya players. they're stream watchers, everything they know about video games is through streamers.gacha and VNs are not video games.
virtua fighter saved my life and I hope you don't kill yourself before vf6 because it could save yours too
This game makes me so unhappy. Every time I play I am screaming at my monitor. I want to fucking cry.
>>496070085Then cry! Then Rage! Then LIVE!
they don't even consider bamco and pachinko 8 as rivals anymore. it's never been more over
ken and chun li in fatal fury pretty much confirms that VF characters will be in tekken
>have to watch fergus because no one plays this gamegrim
>>496070357fergus stream is comfy THOUGH
>>496065882nah burnout vs burnout is a mess because sf6 is infested with extremely ignorant and oppressive moves that are only balanced out by the fact you can parry them
>>496068124giwtwm
>>496070324I told you multiple times, they want Harada dead and buried, they never appeared in his show and they hate Ono
who is in the wrong?
>>496070324Tekken is not in the same genre so that makes sense. But really? Kof? SF's biggest rival would be MK no?
>>496068339red bull golden lettershttps://www.redbull.com/gb-en/events/golden-letters
so it's Ling then
>>496068385隙あり!the literal meaning is "There's a gap" but it's an idiom that means something along the lines of "I found your weak spot" or "I found an opening".
I don't think about that character
What did Harada do that was so bad?
>>496070856mk doesn't exist in japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be1hMY0Zmi8killed Capcom from the inside
>>496070856MK has next to no fgc representation, it's might be really popular for commercial sales and black homes all across America, but it we all basically agreed it sucks ass.
i'm kinda glad i started playing tekken on 8 because i just read Jun hasn't been in Tekken games since 2, so what a coincidence that the one I start playing is the one that brings her back
>the reddit bandwagon says mk bad so it is
nrs schizo? you? here?
>>496071539bruh, after what they in the latest DLC? yeah it is baddon't even get me started on my boy scorpion
Fuck am I going to do until Monday?
>redditthat's a weird way to spell literally anyone of note, ever.
this FUCKER thinks he's smart huh? Solve your own shit
>>496070863Why is she the only character where they didn't reverse the given name and surname to fit the western order?
>>496071539literally everyone thinks it's mid and MK1 is mostly a misstep for the series. except you, apparently.
Mid means middling you know? As in average. Mortal Kombat has never reached those heights in its entire history.
wrong, mk9/mk10 went a little bit above mideverything else is well UNDER mid
Does doing this guarantee a low parry or was he gambling and could have gotten clipped during the frames he isn't crouching?
either way, saying mk1 is bad isn't even a hot take. a lot of people agree it's not great.
>>496072649you forgot your clip, friend
>>496072727I fucking did.https://files.catbox.moe/c56msp.mp4
don't click its gay porn
>>496072784this cannot be done with a lever, you need macros, the game is not even coded for this, it being an exploit means that it will low parry or mid/high parry with 100% accuracy
Kekken is COOKED https://youtu.be/GOzEavYlkp0
>>496072887Ulsan uses lever? I thought he was just spamming df and N really fast
>>496071665i'm going through my backlog of games right now. playing shadow of the tomb raider and holy shit, absolute movie slop game. so much walking and 'sight-seeing'.
>>496073036yeah he uses a korean lever, the small phallus shape one
>>496072649It doesn't guarantee a low parry. At any point he's not holding df he's not low parrying.
>>496073209the macro is so fast that it pretty much buffers the previous two frames, he never fails when he does this, tekken is a joke
>>496072137Sounds like tekken
>>496073371You have no idea what you're talking about, and no idea how tekken works. You're completely talking out of your ass, nevermind the fact that this was at an offline event, tekken doesn't have fucking 3s parries except on reina which has a startup so using movement to parry mids and highs makes absolutely no fucking sense.
>>496073371why is this tournament legal
>>496072784100% chance to low parry. you dont even need fast macros to spam low parry like that in game
>>496072040she's chinese. wang jinrei, feng wei, lei wulong, lee chaolan are all in the eastern name order. for whatever reason only japs get their name order changed in english.
>>496073570make a video of you doing this on a lever while against an offline AI or person then we'll talk>>496073584cause tekken is special, they allow a lot of custom controllers too with specific adapters that god know what they do (they can do any sort of thing such as reaction on vibration, macros and so on), there's no real inspection, you can literally go play with a blanket and run whatever you want in your controller without anyone knowing
No fucking wayHe's back and is already talking about how he dislikes the jews
>>496073058Those games are everything I hate in a game crammed into one. I've never made it far in any of them but I think the first game is the most offensive of the 3.
If you are tekken god, you are officially sweaty
>>496073898based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVXPmP2ga4the guardbreak hit gives full combo on chgg nore
Medusa's pager is beeping again
>>496073898how many chances is this retard gonna get? Just ban him already. I want him to go on his McDonald's arc.
>>496074357t. jew
>>496073702Huh, yeah. She still stands out since her display name is her given name whereas for the other chinese characters it's their surname. Pretty random.
>>496074260pretty sure it's a full combo on normal hit too. it's like old raijin 1
>>496074401marduk is marduk and not craig unlike most western characters
>>496072784at first i thought he messed up a snake dash but no he's just spamming df
>>496073898I think he missed the memo that stated you need to be previously successful in some way to become a successful political griftercontroversial content doesn't work if there's no existing audience to spread it to both sides
>>496074794post nose
>>496073898based never give up
>>496072784i'm pretty sure he's not even blocking mids by doing that, i think he's just doing d/f n over and over again which i believe doesn't even activate neutral guard. will check when i get homethat was an extremely risky thing for him to do if so because there's no buffer window for low parry. if you're not holding df on the frame the low attack connects you aren't low parryinghe just knew he wanted to go low i guess
I'm mentally well
i'm physically okay
I'm sexually frustrated
I'm in a stable relationship
with my mental illness
im in love with the coco
Is Law fun? I like his silly Bruce Lee shit.
coocoo
>>496061861me in 10 years
ineeduling
I was a man
>>496076137if you play him you need to use wifi and throttle your network
>>496076591Why is she oiled up on the beach?
>>496076591What's the source you fucker
it's made on UE5
>>496076591>fake titsyike
>>496076859It looks more attractive.
I want to suck on a tgirls fake tits
i want to be a tgirl with big fake tits
>>496077274This but with real girl and tits
I just want a human to hold me
>>496077826We'll bounce back trust the plan
>>496077826for me it's the hilarious "peaks" every time a new patch drops
i put lili and law players on the same pillar of mindless monkeys that can press literally anything and be rewarded with free wins
meanwhile Capcom ads
they made rathalos a transformer bruh
>>496074260heihachi looks very funcan't wait
other way round, they made optimus prime a wyvern
Wasn't around for tekken 7 but watched a video saying that everybody was hyped for Leroy.Were you?
>ulsan>v1.08pick one
>>496071364fgc rep isn't the context here, it's not like kof has any kind of big scene
I'm into faggot dick
>>496079719no, only normalfags were
>>496079719not reallyi was pretty confused why they were even doing a new original character instead of an old character
i'm into women
i'm not even horny, i've habitually been browsing porn without a thought
>>496079938Commercial sales don't mean shit in the context of competitive and cultural health. FGC rep, in that regard, means absolutely everything. That's LITERALLY what they base their rivalries on; what the communities pay attention to. And spoiler alert: they're not paying attention to MK1
Im so fucking gay
i just went against a raven who kept teleporting every time i hit him. i'm not even mad i lost.
>>496080738kof doesn't have any kind of significant scene to have been a rival to sf
I wish Jun had somebody like Tone to learn, his videos are pretty informative. There's only that one italian guy but he doesn't go very indepth.
Finally.
>>496081536i'm smashing every tekken bitch with demon paw
>>496081284just watch kirakira and PTJ and copy what they doitalian guy certainly is a better player than most if not all of the people in this general but his bread and butter is blocking any player he didn't like going against so take what he does with a grain of salt
>>496079719I wouldn't go far as hype but Leroy was the best designed character in a long while with an actual martial art style and I was interested in that, then he turned out so broken I genuinely believe it helped spread racism.
>>496081760All party of Micheal the White Supremacist Murray's plan
>waited 15 min and didn't get a matchowari da
>>496082226which gacha sloppa is this
>>496082426Tekken 8: Iron Fist Collected (S3 NFT)
>oh i dont know how to fight nina, but ill play experimental and duck when i think a high is coming>LAUNCH>COUNTER HIT>LAUNCH>LAUNCHdoes everything this stupid bitch do a counterhit/launching string?
ch means china
>>496082426DJMAX
i'm bloated
I got a big gut and a small dick
jun's outfit is so cute
>>496070324and despite this, Harada & co still feel like they have to copy SF mechanics and be overly reactionary to everything SF doesGames like T3 and 5 didn't get big by copying SF, they should stop doing this
>>496081105stared at the "red circle" for 10 whole seconds like an idiot trying to figure out what the hell was it about
>>496081105Peak vidya era
>>496083241Jun didn't wash her pussy for 7 years. There is nothing cute about her.
>>496083000>blonde oskarwoah
>>496083000>>496082226>>496081536
>>496083638calm down jim, those 2d moe blobs have no sex appeal
alright ill look for a job.today
>>496082810ACTUALLY china is cn
>>496083802h-hook me up as well sis...
imagine this 210lbs finding a job and getting bullied daily in it lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJQZ2Cz9-s
>>496084204you could smell all the turd in this trailer
>>496084185you should get bullied if you wear this shirt in public
>>496084328*blocks your path*Who are going to bully now?
>>496084185is there a shirt for tekken shizzos?
>>496084675i'll smack your teeth in guv
>>496085098>>496084675
>>496085172This man has no dick!
>>496084091I'm almost done with indeed browsing and it doesn't look like there are any unless you're highly specialized and want to be paid in dirt.
>>496062981>we'll get a modern chun li that doesnt look like shit thank you snkings.
Has anyone heard from starving anon lately i'm worried
I'm totally......Red aye
Don't fall for this scam boys. Stick to wifi if you value fast download and upload speeds. It's not worth just for one pachinko game to shell out the dosh for this shit.
fatal furr shit - 60 dollaridoosFUCK OFF blud... that's 2 days worth of Maccy D's
just learn how to cook skimma
fatal fury is now considered a spin off of street fighter and it'll make more money than tekken 8
alright I'm not getting a job. how do I survive?
The absolute state of Tekken
i hope lilypichu plays fatal fury
>how do I survive?i mean, is that really necessary? why are you overcomplicating this? so that you can get old and unable to wipe your own ass? that's your end goal? LMAO LOSER
Heihachi is old news. NEXTTTTTTTT.DLC4 predictions??
>>496086430Lion from Virtua Fighter
>>496085208Yeah, roids are gonna do this to ya
I guess I have to download swagbucks
>>496086430Sounds crazy but hear me out on this.An actual new original character.
>>496086579>bare feetTo the trash it goes.
im one of the two guys trying to be female schizoposting :)
im not trying to be female, i just wish i was female
i thought feminine penis was a jokebye bye hetbros
tekken 9 when?
>i just wish i was femalechill, leo
>>4960869652028
>>496086965sooner than we thought
leo is actually a female though
>female with penisright i forgot about the gender fluidity
>>496086579WOWO OW OWOW WOWIE I LOVE WOMEN
seeing the hei trailer has honestly killed any interest I have in player any more tekkenAmazing how they managed to turn such a unique and interesting character into another stance rushdown slopmonkeyMight as well have been playing reina this entire time Fuck Tekken, Fuck Harada, Fuck Nakatsu, Fuck MurrayFuck everyone reading this unless you agree with me
I just want you to fuck me actually
No VF6 announcement yet?
boomy having a melty
>>496087584it's not december yet so no
>>496087443ok bye
Street Fighter Won
>>496087691i didn't say I was leaving though
>>496087536I will fuck you, gay sex is still sex.
>unique and interesting>1,1>1,1>df1>...>1,1>df1,1>f4>1.1>...>f4>f4>...>1.1>df1....2
>>496087727why not
I just want a fucking job
'rada got em having a melty
>>496087443>another stance rushdown slopmonkeywhatever. 'nov can take anyone and turn it into gigas tier. EUUUUUIGH
>>496087786Are you struggling with this pressure?
>>496086430Heihachi's buddy, the big guy with dragon mask.
>>496088005yes, I am struggling to not fall asleep while witnessing this "gameplay"
it's incredible that Feng is undoubtely top 5 but nobody plays him because if you're a tierwhore you play Dragunov and Feng is like the most boring, uninspired, ugly, cringy moveset character in the game
I don't want to exist because my face is so old and ugly
>>496088160Sounds like you should l2p
I wasted my life playing video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJBo5mBh5p4
what should you have wasted your life doing instead
wage slaving and watching tv
pump it up
i will masturbate to ronaldo
I have bigger breasts than my mom
lets go out for a coffee
Did lilianon ever come back?
namco doesn't make Naruto FighterZ because that would kill Tekken. at least give me Itachi or Obito as DLC 4
he's spamming /v/ now since the only update that affects him (main menu character change) will drop soon
whats the point of playing twice against a character like Leroy if i lose the first onei'm not going to see one again until in like 2 weeks and you can't learn jack shit in this game in the actual game, you need to go and labseems like a waste of time, is there any reason not to 1 and done here
>>496086430Yuji Itadori
having a job is overrated
>>496088979Leroys are all frauds so you generally need to take that first loss to download them. So you rob yourself of a win basically.
>>496086965Oh we hit 7000 again, neat
having $0 for 6 years surely isn't overrated
>>496087786monkey noob only sees pressing buttons, actual fundiechads like me see the sidestep, spacing, crushing, option selects and deep match knowledge>>496087845because wasted 5000+ hours on this franchise and nobody outside of tekken cares about my rank
>>496088863I think I've seen him on 5drI don't think he cares about 8 at all
>>496089467>I think I've seen him on 5drabsolute PATRICIAN
>what if a low kick>but it has a safe mid enderXD
not a problem in deadlock
Deadlock is balanced even more poorly than Keken and Street Shitter
why does jun have to spend health to deal the same combo damage and chip everybody else does?
dont need a jobdont need a healthy bmidont need a family or social lifeall i need is tekken
>>496089451and yet you're still getting washed by greenie strats lmao
>>496089909She has safe strings that launch, abuse all of it
>>496087786soul
>>496090003who said I was getting washed though
i have money and the best thing is still tekken
I spent all my money on tekken coins
what's wrong with shitting on the streets?
>>496090064you don't need to say it, it's obvious you're not crushing them
>>496087786df1..............2>DiesYOOO DATS SOME GOOD ASSS TEKKENNNNNNN UGH
>>496089906alpha be alpha, speaking of which major patch tonight (bi week release)
>>496090175you know can be good at tekken and still think that tekken 8 is a crappy game that's gone in a bad direction though?
my imaginary wife and daughter find it empowering that i main lili
I shit in a frosted flakes box one time because there was a water bug in my bathroom
>>496090298yes, and with that knowledge in mind it's obvious you're not crushing them
>>496090367you are a boring man
>>496090357i should keep one of these boxes around
i ate the yellow snow once masku
>>496090015she does not>df2, 1+2you take 24 damage to be -9, plenty of characters with safe df2s>f2, 1+2doesn't launch, it's a heat engager. there are a shitton of safe heat engagers>b2,1,2 only CH launch>d1+2sure, again 12 health expenditure to be -9 for an instant tornado launcheralso slow as molasses and you get hit out of this shit CONSTANTLYlike her pillar of light moves aren't good enough to justify the health cost. oh wowie a safe heat engager? just like 90% of the cast
admittedly my first tekken was tekken advance
my first love interest was a man
>>496090518says the pot, look inward for once
my first was 7
>>496090904i don't get it, if I'm the pot, who are you then?
>>496090592Is that true?
>>496088863she died giving birth to our second
I like to get used and cummed in by married men. I let them think I'll keep a secret but a few months later I show their wives the sex tape.
ok but i want legacy of kain remaster
>>496090670I didnt say it was op, but you can use your white life. Imo you have to play jun like a nutjob.
>>496086430Aqua from the video game series Kingdom Hearts
>>496091030King..
say her gfs name
but we already have a Tifa...
not even a plug, his internet was so ass he dipped
its time to cancel murray
thanks for the greenie adventures update
>>496091014no she's stupid
sand ball
@sominchiveSOMIN USING THE INFERNO CS1 GLASSES FROM THE GENTLE MONSTER X TEKKEN 8 COLLAB
WOAAAAA SUGOI BANDAI NAMCO DESUNE ARIGATOEHHHH GREATO SUNGLASSESBAKANA THANK YOU NAKATSU FOR THE GENTLE MONSTERU CORRABUGREATEST TIME TO BE A TEKKEN FAN!
>>496091897I think you imply a kpop star or something and it is big.
>>496091897There is no fucking way these people buy them, right?
>>496091897flat
*kneels in respect
just lost a game of chess because I timed out with a #2 on the boardwhy am I mad? I wrote "u lose n133er" right before I timed out
pwned
i can't afford a stick bros what do
>>496092914hack satoshi nakamoto's bitcoin wallets
>>49609225799% chance whenever you see a celebrity wear something overpriced dogshit they are sponsored and get money for wearing itcan't imagine how devastating of a mental illness one needs to have to blow 500 dollarydoos on THOSE thoughever
SO FATAL FURY IS JUST KOF BUT WITHOUT 3V3???
>>496092257>>496093047oh come on they look badass
>>496092914use your keyboard
>>496093047>>496093169it's a case of ryan goslings scorpion jacket from the film Drive, some people can pull it off, others however...
>>496092914get a job
>>496093097with parry and without short hop spam
THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS
Job results in 100 miles radius: 16,922
>>496092914>he doesn't know about the mayflash f101there's no reason to spend $100+ on a stick in the current year.
if even i'm playing kinogunov right now
>>496093306it's too easy gameI need harder
just give up the it field, it's dead
"Negotiation's over. Sentence is death."
>UBER EATS>UBER EATS>UBER EATS>UBER EATS>LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE STARTING PAY 14:30
it's over for tekkino...
>>496093836No millenial is spending 5k for a nostalgia console skin. Scalpers are mentally ill
you did the right thing, but followed with the wrong one by not using the time to know more people
I guess I have to try to make an x account. Do you think I should try ai porn or something dumb like a cat a day?
>>496094239maybe you can make some money moderating /tekgen
blud voluntarily became a retard
I never plugged once, made lots of friends the tekken 8 newfrens, never kicharged or played toxic and only played honest charactersand I get banned... why? Because my name apparently is a racial slur in another language? Hello? fuck this
university is for sheeple, but learning on your own takes a lot of discipline and personal motivation which many (myself included) don't have.
just start a youtube channellook at MainMan
youtube channel about WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!
NNEWWWWWW CHALLENGER!GOOOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEECKS
>>496094413seriously my native tongue is not english and i get banned because i didn't knew that I HATE NIGGERS was bad?? wtf??
>>496094413stop being racist
>>496094431nobody goes to university to learn nigga, you to go to uni to get piece of paper >t. literally learned nothing at uni>have a degree in maths + physics
>>496094516ASMR ear eating
>>496094650you go for the paper but you definitely learned something in the subject matter of your degree, you are being pretentious
>>496093995>chat messagesIs that about lobbies?
i can't adapt to mashen and not trying to block should i try bryan since everything that faggot does is a ch into dragon ball 25 hits combo laser beam
fuck it I'm just gonna transition. I just have to mask my shoulders but I think I would make a cute girl otherwise.
>>496094650i bet your just teabagging and you can easily solve this
>>496094650it's more oriented towards indoctrinating the general populace to follow instructions and show up on time. Create life long law abiding tax paying automatons
i'm 250IQ but i can't do math
>>496094928lil bro wont pass the ratio test
i knew you guys were low iq but i didn't think it'd be this bad
I'm big boned
a wise man once said being smart is a curseand that wise man was me
>>496094928i am tekken empror i bet i can solve this with 0 bcakgroud in math due to my intellect
guys out here with multiple characters in Tekken King and you think you have a fighting chance?
lil bro I have like 600 matches played and I uninstalled the game months ago
>>496095525yes
>>496095525There is a guy with all characters in GoD. So I'm not impressed
who cares? TMM has multiple high rank characters yet he can only do combos and farm his chat
>i em not imprezzed
skip the fucking intro if you don't a character custom you fucking swine
>>496096269TMM has been playing the game for 30 years...
I am seeing people pretend tekken 7 was good, its fucking over. fighting game revisionism will always be a thing i guess
tekken 7 wasnt good it was awesome
I have a sissification fetish so I downloaded the Tekken Queen/Tekken Empress/etc mod even though I doubt I will get to those ranks
scrupman is the cringest pile of white trash I've ever seen
I just want a proper fundies tekken dlc character without an install and canned stance mixups
>>496096874link mod
next dlc character will have life leech
>>496096874YWNBATQ
next dlc hero will have aoe stun
>>496097002elizabros we won
>>496096975https://tekkenmods.com/mod/3379/female-high-ranks
next dlc will be a jungler
>>496091014Yes. Only Amerifats disagree.
>>496097223thanks sis!
last weekend friend asked me to come play Tekken 5 online with him over RPCS3.Guys I think I saw the light, simple Tekken without rage or heat is so much more fun. Sure all the characters that exists in 5 and 8 play better in 8 but the gameplay was so much better without the gimmick mechanics, I don't think I want to play 8 over 5.
even the homos in this general give me the impression of being far gone arisocrats who deliberately indulge in debauchery
>>496097428Are you in EU?
If I didn't have a micropenis, I would apply to this nude modeling job.
:~)
>>496093995>inappropriate customizationsthats not the users fault though
>>496097428we know its you RYUJINStop trying to poach people off of Tekken 8 you nostalgia slurping scumbag
>>496097706I want to see the full leaderboard
>>496097706I have defeated most players on that list ;)
Why I'm dropping every input against wifi
>>496091134Yeah but my point is that her health costs make no real sense. You'd expect tools that cost health to use to have an upside but they don't (in fact her heat engages are kinda bad even if they didn't cost health).It's just tacked on really.
>>496098094How about you drop your imaginary boogeyman instead?
>>496098193are you wifi player
>>496098243A bad ethernet connection is worse than a good wifi connection
>>496098330lol
didi
>>496098094delay frames saar
sometimes i feel like the character is controlling me
>>496098330are you wifi player
@ruhrohren
>>496098374>>496098760not an argumentAnd I play on both depending on where I'm playing. There is no difference.
>>496098853are you wifi player
This fat fuck forever ruined fighting games>muh wifi pings>muh rollback netcodeNigger doesn't even know how to code. He just eats McDonald's
are you wifi player?
what does coding have to do with what he eats
If Sajam knew what he was talking about, SFV would've had the best netcode ever. But in reality it was unplayable due to how overdone the rollback aspect was.
bird tekken
>>496099084this has to be murray
>>496099383You're retarded, it wasn't overdone, it was poorly done.
if you eat cum, you use Rust
>>496099492It was overdone. It would've benefitted on having some delay aswell. Instead the rollback was activated and never delay and every match became a jittery migraine inducing hell.
>>496099650That's because it was poorly done, not overdone.
>>496081284kirakira is probably the best. lots of Jun players don't really learn to play Jun because she has a low skill ceiling so they learn the basic stuff then stop short of realising she is one of the most complicated characters in the game with insane amount of advanced stuff to learn.
how do you realistically approach learning defense in this game?I cant keep people out forever sooner or later I will get into the scramble and then its over.
>>496099951There's no such thing
This retard is saying it was overdone lmao the point of rollback is that it shouldn't be noticeable at all in a match and is why SF6 took off while T8 is dying
>>496099951guesscontain your mashingpanic buttonsthrow out some panic buttonsthere's your kekken defense
>>496099951you play another game because not even koreans can do it
>>496099951You have to be mindful and patient. Probably one of the hardest things to learn in tekken, I noticed that beginners have no idea what the fuck is going on they're just either trying to mash out of situations they're not familiar with or, if you stuff them enough, they just stop pressing entirely. But they don't know what's happening either way, they're not absorbing the information on the screen.tl;dr you have to pay meaningful attention to what your opponent is doing. It's hard.
>>496060657It going to be Tekken 3 all over again.
>>496100103You are retarded, and have no idea how animation or networking works.
>>496099084Sajam has been getting chunky lately
i vil sink aboot learning heihashi
>>496099223yes and it's still faster and more stable than most cabled connections you're accepting
>>496099808It was poorly done because it was overdone. Lay off the burgers Sajam and learn net coding.
>>496100569if you do please dont spam the general with shit rants thx
>>496100610finally, kill yourself
>>496100727No it wasn't. It was just badly done. You need to have contingency animations for when rollback does occur, which it didn't happen. If you don't, even the most minor rollback is very noticeable and janky. Of course you wouldn't know that because you're retarded.
sajam with fully shaved asshole would be fuckable i think
you can't fuck him when he's adjusting his hair every 2 minutes because he's 200% more insecure than any 4chan poster
>>496096595its because 8 is so dogshit that it makes 7 look like a masterpiece
which booby character should I learn
zafina
>>496101369Bob
>>496093995or you could just automatically count it as a loss for the disconnecter and a win for the opposing player like literally every other fighting game on the planet???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYV8Zt2k0RQLISTEN TO OCTAVARIUMLISTEN TO OCTAVARIUMLISTEN TO OCTAVARIUMLISTEN TO OCTAVARIUMLISTEN TO OCTAVARIUM
Tekken 8 rollback feels fine to me if the opponent is wired. Its only with wifi it feels unplayable. I haven’t played sf6 but i accepted wifi matches on there and it didnt feel as horrible
>john masturbucci
>And guess what? It counter hit launches
lil bro is going through his dream theater phase
speedkicks in EU ranked. One of you could beat him up right EU bros?
>>496101657this dude will be top 3 if dragunov and nina get big nerfs and his entire community will somehow still convince the general playerbase he is actually bottom 5
>>496099641what exactly is this pose meant to convey
i like the new linkin park song idgafjin main too
;:)
>jin mainnot anymore, you betrayed the cabal
>no chestermidt. jinchad
mcdonalds didn't want me...
>>496101852It's tekken 8, anyone can pop heat win 2 or 3 coinflips and win.
what is THE dream theater champion>>496101287 (You) Yoshimitsu>>496101693johb petruci...
i want men
>>496102063why dont you do it then?
>>496102063With Xiaoyu. Some characters are so ass it's better to just heat smash
>>496101854Meh, maybe but Alisa Shaheen jin still exist.
realistically next dlc goesmarduk > kuni
>>496102209Heat smash is 2 coinflips in one button.First coinflip was blocked? You get rewarded with +9 stance mixup!
why they gotta do my boy dirty
>>496102361even his voice is gay as fuck in 8FWADA
what tekken character should i play with a hurricane over head?
Even though videogames are just entertainmentSome developers have tapped in the netherworlds and brought back characters with them
>>496102840any, just spam tornado moves
>>496102342That's only for Lidia tho
>>496103257Nigga no its for most characters. Ulsan will play this flow chart>chip chip>side step df1 or 1>HEAT SMASHbillions of damage if it hits, or he’s super plus with his opponent in the corner. Its a fucking crazy flawless gameplan
Harada is a Nietzschean, that's why his protagonists are always evil
>>496102945Lee Chaolan is a splendid idea
>>496103257This is true for every mid heat smash other than Jack Zafina and Jun.
>>496103494That's a Drag issue >>496103895Why exclude low heat smash?
i know that i'm giga retarded but i'm dropping bryan combos
>>496104149because it's hard to mixup your opponent when you are -17
don't worry lil bro, you don't need combos with bryan
dropped like this?
i never got a notification about pending invites this whole time. what the fuck is this 'friend system'
lobby is uptekgen1122
>>496104481combos are what make bryan fucked up though
EU? LMAO
at the end of the story dlc heihachi is seen standing over jin and kazuya's lifeless bodies after an epic showdown between the three of them. the camera zooms out and we see a cloaked figure standing under the archway of genmaji temple"You have the right to remain silent!"the mysterious figure rips off his cloak and it's lei wulong. coming january 7 2025
What chastity cage should i wear while playing cucken? My stick keeps bumping the lock thing at the top of it, making it hard (lol as if) to sit in a comfy position while playing.
>>496104707like this
>>496105047i like the holy trainer
>>496104416Half of these into stance don't have really good mixups
>>496104149Kind of? The issue with dragon is that he pushes you into the corner and has the plus frame. Jin and Shaheen can do this too but they dont have the push back, regardless you are still in a terrible situation if you block heat smash
>>496105127I keep hearing that one around a lot, I have an oxy cobra style design. It's pretty comfy and breatheable. It's made of cute purple resin.
>>496104416lmao Lili heat smash is so comically bad. Frame 25 and its a high high? More of them should be like this actually, she’s in forced back turn too.
Oh no.. they can't stop him
>>496105352The trade off seems to be she has two of them
tekken 8 is 40% off
P-please EU sisters... DEFEAT SPEEDKICKS!!!!
after winterdrag.qcf4 = previous-1
>>496105428you were not supposed to mention that...
>>496105428Her low heat smash is good, but its only from back turn. Fiesty rabbit is strong so it makes up for it, but i can’t help but feel people underrate how good a 1 button frame 15 (or faster) braindead mid is that will do 50+ damage, break floors or walls, and give you plus frames if its blocked
>>496105571APOLOGIZE
another red bull money laundry coming up?
>>496105736nobody underrates that, its lili sissies that are always downplaying their regular heat smash without mentioning the other one
>>496061861jinpachi
please buy the new tekken glasses and watch then maybe you can get a new update to fix the broken game.........lmfao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25cBToIDmkceither put josie in the game or i dont care murray
frame keeps bullying us, bros........
https://x.com/RaccoonPrevails/status/1839275339933003910what the fuck, this happened to me too. i thought it was a plug.
glorified greenie match
>speed Vs medusa Astafrillah
>the anti semite wonlmao
>>496106629the jews will never survive this
>>496096890>casino 8 where every character is unga bunga shit>fundies characterwrong game kiddo
>>496107054based, death to kpiss.
medusa got smoked lmao
didnt expect medusa to get a game
>Speed blocking every Jin d2 Maybe it is seeable...
>>496107696>it's not even offlineWhat's your excuse for not labbing the shoulder turn animation yet?
reacting to jin d2 is really hard
The new stage ost sounds fucking sick.
eu just has better internet infrastructure than na. so seeable moves really are seeable over there
>Get told by /tekgen/ that 8 has no sidestep and all moves track>Go to ranked with my Jin and enjoy button mashing >Suddenly fight some fujin King who sidesteps all my strings and heat engagers and then does giant throw or instant shining wizard as punishment You niggas lied to me...
I hate this niggerish game so much
Man wtf am I watching
>>496108036/tekgen/ is full of mashing scrubs who probably couldn't even get top 8 at a small 9 man local tournament, the fuck did you expect
>>496108207nigger you liked the video. Clearly youre advertising
we got another one bois
now delay your moves for 0.1 second and enjoy the magic
I want her to carry my baby
>>496108207
>>496108372Liking because of the retardation, then yes
>I'm only helping this youtube channel ironically>I only subscribed to the patreon for $25/month ironically>I only bought the gamerxir bathwater ironically
I want to fuck a tgirl
This is my first time here. Migrated the fuck from Tekken reddit. Fuck that shit holeGot banned for saying Arslan Ash sucks dick
Tekken 8 doomposting doesnt even make sense to me yet because fixing the game is so mind numbingly easy. Heat smashes no longer being plus on block would fix so much alone.
now you just have every single plus on block move that forces 50/50 on stance
i want to be a tgirl that gets fucked by men
>>496108948so bravenow go back
now you just spam your +5 heat dash that doubles as a launcher on hit. Good job fixing the game, greenie.
2xko won
How do you intend to spam a move you can only use once a round?
>>496109691I think anon meant spam as in brainlessly using and not actual spam.
spam spam spam spam
are you guys coming to the ulsan funeral on oct 1?
>>496109394Just turn heat dash into a +0 option.
>>496098519why is she promoting a hobby for menisnt corea insanely assbackwards
>>496109826Sounds like wasting it to me
>>496109394>>496109237And these cant get fixdd either? Stupud retards. Stance is going to become the new buzzword even though a kazuya moving like a sperg infront of your face is more threatning than Lidia
>>496108207ummmmmmmmm virtua fighter sisters care to explain this...?
>>496110649december, bro
Lidia threatens my sexuality
lil bro I'm just saying heat smashes are bad (shit like Jin and feng are lmao) but there's a lot that needs to be fixed beyond them. Making them completely unusable would still leave us with a kusoge.
>speed beats the top ranked nina player in the world>can't handle some zoomer's devil jini keep telling you never win anything niggas to turn your tier lists upside down. devil jin is probably the strongest character in the game
>make heat related moves less plus, or even 0 on block>make back dashing slightly better kekken 8 is fixed hire me murray
>>496111048Fixing one big issue is still improvement. Atleast tekken 8 is easy to fix where sf6 is unfixable.!
i hate it when anon call other anons "lil bro".i am the original lil bro and i am jealous that other anon are begin called lil bro, it's not fair.
shut the fuck up lil retard
Newton didn't desire women. I am like Newton but dumb.
you are unfixable, freak
lil retard fits me perfectly.bryan main btw
no one ever answers the question, is sexing a tman gay?
>>496111048Sounds like you're just bitching about a nonissue lil sis, the "thing" that makes them so fucked up is really only good at low levels which lmao who the fuck cares about low level tekken
there are no good fighting games anymore
once I play Aki my feminization will be complete
i'm gonna play bryan
Kami 6Temu 8
i'm gonna buy the 8bitdo stick when i get money
>>496099951You go 10 years back in time to early T7
third worlder here (from kenya). i've been saving 2 dollars/month since release to buy tekken 8in 2027 after 36 more months i will have it
>>496111952nevermind
>>496112341we did the dlc math yesterday it will be free by next year
>>496111692lil bro you're arguing with someone that doesn't exist. I'm not bitching about anything and jin's infinite range wallsplat most definitely is not only good at low levels. Grow a brain, retard.
>>496112341don't worry kenya bro, by that time they'll actually fix the game. you're not missing out much.
>>496112556I'm arguing with you, the person that thinks "just" pressing your heat smash whenever is a very effective use of your resources that significantly helps you at all levels
SPAG LEAKED THAT THE 4TH DLC IS MARDUK
>>496113113you're lying
are you ready for heihachi mirror at twt finalsits gonna be another leroy incident
>>496113091As I said, you are literally making up a person in your head. I never said any of what you said. You sound completely schizophrenic right now.
we've been having drag mirrors this whole time anyway
Im a fan of just making heat dashes safe on block, they would still serve their purpose. You can get a combo if it lands, or you are safe if it doesnt but lose heat.
>>496113490You are real, and you definitely think that or you wouldn't use "spamming your +ob heat smash" as a valid point of poor or flawed design. If it isn't effective to just brainlessly use your resources, then it isn't bad design. You are intentionally dodging any criticism of your point because you know you don't have a leg to stand on, you just want to bitch.
as far as Mishimas go, is Reina manageable to pick up?
there’s never a “wrong” time to press a mid heatsmash thoughbeit
>>496114057yeah she's easy to play if you just want to force the opponent into the stance casino
>>496114448Until you get counterhit for trying to press a 15f button and now you're not only launched for half your health but also don't have your brainless free damage plus on block button
>>496114617Its not hard to find an opportunity to press a frame 15 mid though dude.
>>496114573perfectI'm headed to practice mode right now with her
which tekkino girl is the most honest fundies
>>496115137some anon basically just told me it was Reina
>>496115137byron the furious
>>496115137Nina or Asuka
>>496115137ling unironicallyeveryone now is the cheesier shit compared to her thanks to Murray Vision (TM)
>>496114045You genuinely cannot read and have no comprehension of anything. You are retarded and I honestly don't know how to further engage with you so I'm not going to. If I fall and crack my head open, maybe I will understand you better.
>>496115718Ok retard, enjoy your bluey cognitive dissonance
>>496115684ling is so slow paced methodical character it's crazy
>>496115137Lili when she isnt using fiesty rabbit.
LET'S GO GAMBLING!
>>496111048>>496111692>>496112556>>496113091>>496113490>>496114045>>496115718>>496115805all me btw
>>496116121Every DLC character will be this casinoshit
>>496115137unironically might be jun all her stance shit is fake and she just wins with good neutral
blud didn't mash cancans on the pachinko mash
Niggas in here really arguing about heatsmash instead of which char we want to inseminate (it's always Leo)
>>496115684Ling is one of the few that didn't go full T8 unga bunga. Ling can't win tourneys because she doesn't have enough brain dead riskless tools.
I want to inseminate a tgirl and leo is male
Pachinko Brethrens the battle pass -> user engagement scheme got me when I had previously quit the gameShould I keep playing and fall for the jewish neurological addiction scam after they hooked me back in with their tactics or quit again?
I only inseminate my wife, as God intended
>>496116121every time i see a GoD get stomped by Lidia doing 10 stances in 5 seconds i feel less bad about always losing to her and never rematching
fail to complete one of the fight passes and brick your account. I didn't finish round 2 and now I'm never reinstalling.
but how can i dress lili with creative o utfits if i dont have the battle pass items
im grabbing next battlepass because finally there's gym outfits for girls
sirs good morning
red bull gives you wings because it sends you to an early grave... I just figured it out.
i like arslan he cool
i like men
why is he in mexico
whenever i masturebate it's exclusively to the idea of being used by menand also i imagine i have huge tits and they're groping me greedilyam i gay?
>>496117442I think he was in a tournament that was near mexico
>>496114617do you even play the game? if it gets interrupted you still keep it
>>496115137Kazuya is the only character who has absolutely zero bullshit. Jun his wife is also a very fair character whose playstyle of poking and finding ways around enemy defense is very honest. Every other character has some dumb anti-tekken nonsense like braindead free advanage heat moves, heat smashes that give free advantage even when blocked, non-punishable everything, guard breaks, insane chip damage, unreactable power lows etc.
Oh my days blud really said KAZUYA has NO bullshit
just baked my first cake and it turned out like shit
>>496116121the fucked up thing is Lidia isn't even a good character. she is just the worst example of gameplay being dumbed down in tekken 8 and having any semblance of thought and strategy removed for the sake of constant offensive pressure and defensive guessing
why did you bake a cake you fat nigger
>im so low iq i thought it was egypt kek
>>496117683falser words have never been spoken
>T5DR online is next to unplayable if you're not neighboursThe mobkey paw is real
my brother took baking classes and he bakes all the time but he still sucks ass. He made something edible once.
Rating franchises from how aryan they are:>Virtue Fighter (pure high IQ aryan game)>Soulcalibur>Anime fighters (aryan trannies)>Tekken>Bloody Roar (entering latino territory)>Fatal Fury/King of Fighters (deep in latino territory)>Street Fighter 6 (100% nigga fighter)
Will she ever come back?
>>496117891practice makes better
>>496118051nice argument loser. let me guess you either play bryan or devil jin
you're not gonna believe what murray just said
>>496118391I hope so
where does Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! XTENDgo in the rating?
My fat was hurting for over a year but I've been going to the gym and it's at the point where it no longer hurts. I'm still morbidly obese thoughbeit.
>>496118364where is dead or alive?
>>496115684HAHAHAHAHA
>>496118447Im too low IQ to do electrics so this shit will probably be the same. Its all about talent
It's actually fucking insane how carried low popularity characters are online.Sure Lars might not be """good""" compared to other character in the game but still like 20x easier to play in this environment since nobody brothers labbing him.I literally just mash SEN and DEN canned mixups all day and people for some reason always try to mash out of it.Meanwhile even the biggest scrub online seemingly becomes telepathic whenever i pick Kazuya.
>>496118963close to the top if you consider asians white
you didnt empathize with the cake enough
>>496119024all you had to do was follow the damn directions anon
>>496119039Its so funny, i just mash df1 against lars and for now its working to interrupt his entry stances. I had someone comment on my profile saying “damn you know the MU so well!” and i dont know shit lol
>>496118364>vf>best player is black AND a tranny
>>496119497>>496119039I spammde cancans with Jun and it worked but the retroactive feedback after meeting them a bunch of times made them start ducking after doing stance transition movesCheeky niggas
I haven't been following the game in a while, have there been any talks about adding Armor King?
>>496119629I really doubt the best VF player is some faggot mutt instead of a nip.
>>496118391>jewlia in t8>f3~1 now is +50 oB heat engager>ff1 i7 homing armor mid launcher -1 obas a julia main i'd prefer not to see her in pachinko 8
I don’t play the game, but when is my character coming back? I’ll probably play for a week before uninstalling again.
>>496118364>dead series are aryanAnon, what are you doing?
>>496117891Just make cookies, they can't go wrong and you don't have to be a full blown baking tranny to make them good.
>>496119984>as a julia main i'd prefer not to see her in pachinko 8holy fucking shit you are completely DELUSIONAL about your broken rushdown 50/50 character if you think she wouldn't completely fit the style of this game
mah personal dlc takes on what i'd like introducced
>>496120665seethe more t7 green rank tranny, she was nowhere near anyone from t8 now
>>496120759Hey, Slim Bob was rad
King having arguably the best fucking low in the game is so fucking demented it's honestly making me want to quit the gameLike the GRAPPLER also gets one of the best lows in the entire fucking game
Im watching old tekken 7 sets with anakin and now im really sad he cant perform in 8.
>>496121020im a 17er i thought that was a steve clone
member fun7member sidestep member neutral member defense member pacing strategy yeah yeah i remember
>>496121143Are you talking about his cock punch? That shit has low profiles my df1 lol
>>496121143it's almost busted because it's on king who always had shit lows priorin a world where leo df2+3, jin d2, drag fc low, feng wei lows, and knockdown slides exist, king ffn2 is a good low but not on that level
member not having nuclear explosion inside your head after playing tekken
>>496121358none of those existed in mid7meds
It was temu but it was enough for us. It was tekken.
i should kill myself
>>496118364Soulcalibur and maybe Bloody Roar since I dunno much about it are the only games with significantly white high level playerbasesVirtua Fighter is only big in Japan amongst middle-aged Japanese men
>>496121808you'd be a waste of burying ground
>>496121808>not a single honest chari kneel fraudgod
I want lili to cuck me with leroy
>>496122014rude
uuh..uum.. anoooo..
>>496121518unironically top 5 most busted buttons in the entire game>>496121607It's literally on that level+5 on hit18f startup (don't give me the ff shit you don't know what he's going to do after ff and he has a tracking mid and good mids anyway)17 damage50 on counterhit-13 on blocka grappler should literally not have access to good lows AT ALL, much less one of THE BEST FUCKING LOWS IN THE ENTIRE GAME. you know how you have to duck anyway because he has 30 different unbreakables and you can't know what the fuck he's doing due to his arms being different from the actual throw? that's the reason to fucking duck, not a fucking low that sets up an unsteppable mixup
AHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST FUCKING DIE
>>496122379sorry, i was in mood to be toxic ;(
>>496123547>+5 on hitvery strong since king is left standing after, used to be +1 only>don't give me the ff shit you don't know what he's going to do after ff and he has a tracking mid and good mids anyway??? who the hell said to react to the ff neutral input? of course he can do anything after the input, but just like bryan's hatchet, or a mishima hellsweep, it not being a one button input inherently means it comes out much slower than 18F, and can be CH easier than, say, a one button low >17 damage>50 on counterhitvery strong>-13 on blockthis is what's crazy, it used to be launch>a grappler should literally not have access to good lows AT ALLmarduk had good lows including a kazuya style stance hellsweep that starts a vortex>you know how you have to duck anyway because he has 30 different unbreakables nah I still never duck king, he has -10 mid launcher from cd and safe db2 mid launcher if you're not ready for it (25f startup) >you can't know what the fuck he's doing due to his arms being different from the actual throw? I know most of the chain routes so it's more of an educated guess than raw "lol I got death cradled for no reason"
make a new thread fuckass
>page 9d9 confirmed
>>496125350>>496125350
>>496121358>member fun7I have fun playing in 8 and its far more engaging for viewers too.>member sidestepI sidestep just fine in 8, sounds like a you problem.>member neutralI remember Ulsan doing 2 entire laps around jeonding in a grand final just blocking and sidestepping moves before he finally started pressing buttons himself.>member defenseRead above.>member pacing strategyWhat do you mean? Spacing or timing? Either case why would those be gone?The only argument you can have for defense being "nerfed" is that you can brainlessly get mixups with a mid heat smash and the fact that heat gives you so much chip damage.The player pressing buttons is still the one giving away information on how they play their offense and opening up themselves for counterplay.
