Previous: >>495938608Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
you won't get third kits lmao
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>496105447oh ye of little faith
SHELDON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>496105447not over until it's over! But yeah.........
>>496105539utsu-oh-no
>>496105539you know they never listen anon...
>>496105447reminder that sheldon’s picks for 2 happened out of nowhere with no prior evidence towards them
weyyo!
>>496104329>150% woomyYes anon wpom faster woom harder woom woomier than other woomies can woom.
Idk if anyone remembers but a few threads ago I posted an anarchy rainbow thingNow that they gave us clean live arrangements with the grandfest I was able to expand upon it!!!https://voca.ro/1kDMZASClMiM
>Watches a video of a JP girl pole dancing with traditional clothes and music.I could totally see Shiver doing this for Frye on a regular basis
>>496104329Your capture card might be able to do this directly from your windows audio settings instead of having to do it through OBS. My Elgato does. Before this though I was just using a $10-15 hdmi audio extractor
>>496106043>3:02Holy shit anon....
>>496105539shiver is so mean...
>>496106014150% woomy only until it freezes again
still waiting for N to post the pics of the last pb ;_;
>>496106014wopm woomies per minute
>>496105447I don't expect them to do good kits anymore so no big loss in my eyes. Maybe one gamebreaking one and it'd be on the weapon I'd least want it on.
>>496107532That just means you overwoomed gotta be careful strange things happen to woomy when she overwoomsCalamari Inkantation remix with some squid talk mixed inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i70FrvkX0Cg
>>496107746>expecting the pedophile frog to get anything right
>>496107747It's woomying louder not faster
>>496108191I don't know what you guys have with him but he seems like an alright /ink/er to me. his webms are alright and him organizing PBs is cool. I like him more than the hornyposters, buzzwordfags and the ''kill yourself'' schizo making this general boring and not fun.
cant see your post past callies muffin butt
I need to stop saying "I think I figured it out" because it'll freeze again shortly after
you should strace it
I love Aori.
SPLATTING FOR REAL!
anyone wanna open?
>>496110058this is animal abuse :(
This is self-harm.
>>496110365broy...
>>496110245they're clearly already dead anon, if that's abuse then so is eating bacon
me to sheldon's family because there are no third kits
>>496110594why are they drinking blue
>>496106443Canonically Frye is the one teaching Shiver her dances and overall choreography, so I'd like to think it's the other way around.
>>496110240Joining
open room 2/4 starting
>third kits>he still hasn't let go
>>496110787that's their blood anon, instead of hemoglobin they have hemocyanin because their blood is copper based instead of iron based, octopuses have the same thing.
>>496111111
>>496111697How new?
>>496111903what was deleted
>>496108963he's harmless if he doesn't get attached to you
fat veemo can't find any clothes her size
>>496112471is he actually a pedophile?
>>496108963just wait until he starts spamming his shops again
>>496108963He's an annoying roach.
Baka
>>496115181N-no you!
>>496115181Flopper molestation correction needed.
>>496106014Doctor Strangeflop or: How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love The Woom
>>496115181Flopper bitting correction needed.
>>496115726marie... need...
That's a lot of veems!
GGs M
GGs p
ggs didn't play though
who salmn
>>496109725
drawing idols and puting the moles on the wrong sides just to bother autists
Inkling feet and toes
>>496117586Her eyes are so beautiful.
callies big bouncing booty
>>496118830>>496118993duality of calliefags
If you beat me and piss me off I throw if you are on me team next match.
ok sperg
Has the upcoming team contest data been leaked?
has your upcoming stupid question been leaked?
>>496120018Yes, it's right above your post
>>496117037i fsh.
>>496105447>>496105539Waiter! Thirds, please!
payload delivered
>>496120841you play no defense!
>>496120841what a well designed game mode
>>496120490cmin
>>496120490i freelance.
>>496120541My God, this Goblina is too fucking cute.
>>496121124if the enemy team was able to get 4 balls at the same time uncontested they were just toying with you and could have won at any time anyway
Frye burping and slapping her huge gut.
>>496121156i not freelance, i join>>4961211392/4.
>>496121002we got two of them then the enemy sploosh did the stupid thing of putting a super clam in by himself and dying so I rushed to the empty enemy base trusting my teammates to clean up the last remaining enemy so that this last action could be set upI didn't expect a KO out of it though
she would be better if she was white
>>496121568but shiver's intense gookiness is her main appeal
i mean the brown ones
>>496121814god I want to grope her doughy ass
splatoon has no white charactersthey're all japanesethe brown ones are just tan
frye is definitely indian
>giving them nationalitiesthey're squids
Pearl is definitely white
>>496121814frye's pointy tongue goes inside there
so the character themes that are obviously going for a certain cultures is just nondescript music, completely unrecognizable
>>496122370yes
>>496122012They're not humanHuman races and ethnicity don't apply to them
>>496122258>Houzukijapanese, maybe hapa at bestdo hapa wiggers exist?
>>496122459You aren't that bright are you.
>>496121124do you blame the mode design when someone with the rainmaker sneaks behind your team?
>>496118830:)>>496119068Pfff- Nothing wrong with what >>496118993 said lmao-
>>496122258pearl pegging me
>>496122258thought marina was the futa out of the two
>>496110365Now do it again on the custom.
>>496122815you dont mind callie lewdposts?
>>496123506I don't mind 'em at all to a degree, yes.
anyone up for a pb right now
>>496124189let's do it.
>>496124189im at work rn
>>496120841lmfao. the tick rate just doesnt give a fuck man. what is this
callie twerking
>>496118713
I hate octoling players so damn much. I wouldn't mind them if they didn't attract the worst kind of players imaginable.
>>496122258Inklings are white and Octolings are the other.
>>496124717Shut the fuck up retarded nigger with your forced octo hate meme.
>>496124717remove the "kind" in your phrase
jesus fucking christ.
>>496124435ok feel free to create it i'll join. what would you like to do? 1V1? or just dicking around?
>>496124617why use words you don't understand?
>>496125070if only there was a badge
>>496125257>feel free to create it i'll jointhen why ask?
>>496125070sorry that was me
>>496123369no she's too much of a bottom
pulled the ASS goddess herself
>>496125070oh god how bad were your teammates
>>496125403wat? I guess I can create the pb if you want
>>496113083Not really, Nono is not a real pedo like Goji.
i miss miiverse
>>496124731>octolings are canonically studios, disciplined, intelligent, but physically weak>inklings are canonically hedonistic, slackers, brutish, but physically powerful (and lucky as fuck)
having a serious talk with the mildly toxic slippery pink wiggle girl about her sedentary lifestyle and lack of savings account until she blocks me on finstaclam and I have to return to watching her from afar
>>496125879it's not that deep, octolings are nerds and inklings are jocks
Where the YEBS?????
>>496126394yebbies have it rough these days
>>496125943>mildly toxiccommit suicide
>>496126394>>496126657I ate 'em *UURRRP*
>>496125943You know you could always squidparty in her butthole
>>496126687he means in the literal sense you fucking idiot
>>496125590splatana stamper nouveau???
>>496126657Oh this one artist, I love the yebs they draw so much... This one is so good.This should be actual yebby gear for Splatoowen.>>496126828What the FUCK, spit them out.
>I've spent all day trying to get this fucking card to work instead of playing
harmony is like the only female character everyone seems to agree should have zero curves whatsoever
>>496127210still a retarded post
fat harmony
>>496128040
>>496127998You clearly haven't seen much fanart
I wish splatoon wasnt full of trannies
Guri/Laios raped an infant to death this morning.
>>496128387
>>496128303they aren't real fans
>>496128439literally who
>>496128303probably thats western shitty "art".
>>496120541Very cute goblina who got winged by the mammal ray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfLXLqFTwtc
>>496129282haha funny
>>496129282>splatoon gmod sm64absolutely fucking cursed autism triumverate
>>496129282Haven't seen their stuff in a while still funny
Super Marie 64
ggs sno kings today
I'm so incredibly autistic I can't decide on a species.
>>496129718
>>496130146would have won if i just ignored the freelancers. let me waste 75% ink tank on a bomb they actively avoid being revived with. also 4chan deleting my post and pretending it posted is pretty dumb too.
>>496123449If I make it to 2000 it'd be too many.
>>496130507yeah i did see one or two of them crawl away from bombs
ATTENTION MOVIEGOERS: the Grand Festival icon has been added.
>>496131056im sorry but why would anyone use thatit's already over
I said washing mochine out loud today by mistake.
no PB tonight?
>>496131127fuck you im going to put it on once i get it just to spite you
>>496131127Just to show that you actually were there to experience it
which idol would look best as a clown?
>>496131685we already have jester fryebut i'd say big man
>>496131783big man wouldn't be a very good clown
>>496131986He'd be the Big Top
>>496131986then frye, she jumps around and could entertain kids for hours
>>496129506I'm gonna assume these exist because of, that, channel (you know the one) making a splatoon video like once or maybe more I don't know I haven't heard anything about that channel in years
f.
>>496131350let's do it.
>Shiver the first time she went on a SR job
>>496132674SEX
>>496132674jelly abuse best abuse
>>496124673Based. Live yourself.
>>496131685Mime vs Jester vs Clown splatfest!never gonna happen because the team is stupid and wasted all splatfest ideas on food and repeatsand now next game is going back to 1 vs 1 formula..... which makes me wonder who is big man gonna rep?Like Callie, Pearl and Shiver would be repping whatever new idol stands on the right side of the screenwhile Marie, Marina and Frye get the one that's on the left.Big man would just be jumping the fence every splatfest or be totally neutral in the middle
>>496132643well, are you joining?
Based dev team squandering any decent Splatfest ideas. 4's themes will be even worse.
>>496132756anon you're concerning me.
>>496135345As long as we go back to two choices it'll be fine.
>>496135345there will NEVER be a theme as bad as front roll vs back roll.
>>496133984old idols wont be in the new one until the final 4-way splatfest
>>496135787europeans I shig
>>496135787that was a good one it outed the absolute subhumans who do back roll
>What's the best hotdog topping?>Ketchup vs mustard vs mayo vs relish
>>496136254CHILI DAWWWG
>>496133797Look at the jellies shirt its a Frye shirt he's is greatly enjoying this.
the yebbies are dead
deep cut if marina drew them
>>496137331This yeb looks pretty good looking for being dead, so I'll take it.Post some more spooky yebs.
>>496138023they're built like thumbs
ggs turf. i love curling bomb. imagine getting base raced by a splatling.
>>496140114good woomy
>>496140114GG's!
the best yeb herewho is it
the best web is also a woomythats just how good woomies are
>>496141774so a troomy
3922 1313 3427No Marinated Tops allowed.
>>496141952can you draw us after
>>496142320you should draw a bath to cleanse the filth after the erp sesh
>>496142320Poorly? Maybe after I'm done with the project.
SR?
>>496142892why yes.
>>496143342open
Best shopkeep
>>496143831shitty shopkeeper
>>496143831I want to stick my dick in the sea slug auntie.
>>496141076The yeb that plays TW, Open and/or SR with me.Could be yours if you do that NOW.
good night /ink/
>>496140114tummy.
>>496144840Gobnight anon.
>>496143831harmonyfags in shambles
>>496144840Sweet dreams, Goblinafan. I'll go hit the bed too.
>>496142892>>496143475Still SR?
>>496145918Ye w2
>>496145918Open
sr 2/4
>>496140114this is what i live for!
>>496143831she's cute but I don't like her one weird foot
>Mentions of Flow's age have been indirect, inconsistent, and vague. The Squid Research Lab and The Art of Splatoon 2 describe her as a "bit older" than her customers, but also state that her "baby face" makes her true age completely indiscernible. Pieces of concept art also describe her as having the "vibe" of a "20-something party girl". Her aforementioned fondness for alcohol and the fact that she is implied to have been traveling extensively since at least 2007 Mollusc Era (approximately ten years before the start of Splatoon 2) would heavily suggest she is at least of legal age. Ultimately, it can be reasonably presumed that Flow is likely at least in her twenties, if not older, as of Splatoon 2. Her age in Splatoon 3 would consequently also be several years older than that.
>>496148107PantySquanic
>>496149268yay
>>496149268the enemy
>>496149268How many cephs in the butt?
>>496149268exquisite squiggly
>>496149268wait, where's 433?
>>496149268When are we getting more Yeb Psycho 100.
>>496150264Accounting error.
>>496149268Love Melody...
Beeb season soon.
>>496149268Very good
>>496152235Beeb season in 5 more days
Not a fan of female octopuses
GGs SR.
>>496152673GGs
>>496152718Would you mind taking a pic of the woomy I've got rn?
>>496149268Anmemenonemone
not sure if I should play splatoon 3
>>496153242Do you love woomy?>yesPlay Splatoon 3.
>>496153293I already played it though
>>496147482>2007 Mollusc EraThere's an official calendar?
>>496152454Can't wait!
>>496153242pani woomy eated all the chocolat
why is twitter calling them "inkfish"
>>496152840Did your woomy change clothes as I was moving through plazas? Could have sworn you were wearing a different outfit or maybe I wasn't paying attention to names.
Would any woom like to slim for a king?
>>496153662I could slim.
>>496153662(2/4)
you're a squid now
>>496153497Veemo!
>>496153642Fisher slang for cephalopods and Flow says it to the player.
>>496153068>last panels
>>496153068Panel 6 is confusing me. Is SS looking through a window?
>>496153650It's an alt woomy
>>496155010Marie's attempt at training up an Agent 5 was not very successful
>>496153650>>496155083and thanks for the pic friend.
I made this for you /ink/
hello fellow fish, gotta step out for a minute, can you please keep the stinky inklings away from my eggs? thanks.
GGs slim!
>>496156128ggs
damn THIS is what paruko looks like?
>>496157328blue board, dude
If splatoon 4 comes out i hope its an all male idol group
if splatoon 4 comes out i hope it has cute sea critters once more
>>496158630doubt it, 3 didn't
>>496158630I read that as sea otters and started thinking about the absolute destruction introducing cute humanized otters would wrought
I don't want splatoon 4 because I don't want to suffer any more.>then don't buy itI'm too far in to stop.
Splatoon 4 will let you play as older versions of the cephs we have now
>>496159367I feel the same way too, i hope they do a lot more. Like i don't want to wait hours to play a certain ranked gamemodes and having better customization plus apartments. I want a lot for 60 plus dollars
>>496159385in splatoon 4 you will work a job you're not really fond of but which pays the bills while you focus on pursuing whatever your real dream is, except that seems to slip further and further away every day
I just think with 3 being unfinished if tjrt make 4 it's like they're leaving us out to dry and then selling us waterwhen we should have been quenched to begin with
>>496160126Nintendo moment
>>496160126they*
Would anyone be interested in some Challenging at the hour?
>>496160126i think you should stop being disingenuous
>>496160635we can join
>>496159902then your splatoon 3 ceph comes back and remind you why had that dream in the first place and tells you to never give up
>>496160662what?
>>496161179>i just think with 3 being unfinishedyou don't actually, unironically believe thisstop being disingenuous
>third kits were a mistake- Nogami, probably
>>4961606353/4, (You) me if you want in.
they killed millions
>>496160662how is it disingenuous to say I'd rather be thirsty for more than dehydrated.>>496161273maybe if your only qualifications for "finished" were 2 years of updates and side order releasing.
>>496163686>exactly what they promisedyes?
>>496163535How does death work for inkling and octarians if they revive rather fast? Did the spawners not exist back then making their deaths permanent or was the great turf war just spawncamping?
I hate challenges because it forces me to watch the newscast
>>496164612it's a pretty safe assumption that respawn points haven't always been aroundit's not really clear when they were invented, thoughconsidering the great octo weapons were already in use during the great turf war 100 years ago it's possible that they did already exist then, though, since they seem like reasonably complex machines
>>496164043Dam I love that coat.
i feel like 50% of the core mechanic of the game aka swimming isnt even really functional because the shitty fucking netcode doesnt even accurately show the swimming ripples most of the time
GG RM
>>496166227faggot
GG's Challengers
gggs
you're garbage at splatoon
just trying to practice chargers/grind up some 1 stars and tw keeps putting me on the most fucked teams with 2 other chargers
Sex with woomy
>>496168619LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sex with yebby
Sex with veemo
>>496167394sex with this woomy
>>496141952what about the rest of these?
i just wanted to come back and play reef after being gone for a week for workcut my tendon on my hand, might never recoverlife never stops being painful
>>496170047life vest doesn't show enough so it's also off-limits
>nogami denied us the chance to play REEF-LUX and use REEFslider on The REEF
>>496170901>having autistic rules instead of letting people have fun with your dumb challenge
>>496171056>The Reef's Own Reefsliding REEF-lux user
>>496171460anon just join they dont kick people anyway
beta pearl wip
>>496171619kill yourself
>>496171762How do you avatarfag for a character that doesn't exist?
>>496171762Sunny my beloved
>>496170901https://files.catbox.moe/l4dr92.png
>>496172204sex with this woomy
>>496172204where are her abs?
>>496166730Very nice.
>>496172320woomies have hips instead.
>>496172204>posts pic>catbox is same picare these actually just the same pic but ones a higher quality, or is there a difference im missing here
>>496166730me on the left
Fish on rot? Haven't played this one yet
anyone wanna do the challenge at rotation?
>>496175734I can join after I get my SR capsules
>>496176065sure just let me know when you wanna play
Sometimes I get a little annoyed by the fact that Im fighting against the ink color I want to use and end up playing a little harder as if to say I am the better [insert color] userIs that weird
>>496177159i only do that in mirror match weapons
>>496177529That goes without saying, especially when it's a game between kits like which is the better one
>>496175479Stop saying rot
>>496176641I am DONE fishing
>>496179239reopened
>>496179232I like saying rot
would you milk a squid if you could
>>496180151>if you couldAre you not eating squid cheese with every meal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMX0Zr2yAeQif splatoon ever gets an anime, it should be like thisall gibberish, with subtitles for everyone
>>496179448Cool. Sorry for this match, I can't eliter :/
>>496180267no big deal at all, it's random weaponsjust have some fun
>>496180197
callie being surprised as the news that guys can be attracted to thighs
>get my main>play like dogshitboi..>>496180571Yeah that's one of the challenges that's not total shit
>>496180756Anon please im trying not to be horny
STOP GIVING ME MINES AND BEACONS I DON'T CARE FOR THIS SHIT
is she just impossible to make look appealing
143 weapons and i get gold aerospray 5 times
>>496182060>posts appealing image of Frye>is she just impossible to make look appealingat the risk of falling for bait, no, and fuck you
WHAT THE FUCK
>>496182446>do random weapon challenges>kids complain that they get chargers (and worse, charger teammates)>ngmi adjusts ratios so braindead easy guns are more common>now adults complain because they get aerosprays
>>496182897Yes
>>496149268There's no 433 in my archive. 432 was last thread. Do I keep this as 434, (the next one will be 433, and then 435 will follow), or do I change this to 433?Or do I archive it as 434[sic](433)?
GGs challengers
>>496184760ggs
>>496184040You should change it to 433.
>>496184760GGs. It kind of stopped being fun when we lost a gorillion points to bullshit that one time, but eh. I played a lot of those weapons stupidly because I don't know them.
>>496185064And GGs you too!
>>496182060source? is this a poster you can buy?
>1814.1>1831.4>1880.9>1881.2>1895.3>1917.4>1953.3>1990.0>2020.2>2055.5bro what are you on
>>496185546Cheats
>>496172056i’ve been obsessed with her for 6 years is how
>>496185064>>496184760
>>496185546I legit have no clue; it feels like that's my luck for the next 5 years because I got pretty lucky with my teammates vs opponents most of the rot.Didn't realize you guys were playing otherwise I would have joined.
>>496182586>at the risk of falling for bait
>>496186268soul
>>496185168shoutout to women
>>496185328https://x.com/bunnyangelart/status/1839084576821621129?t=2dTX0RyEST1jHQwH01hxtA&s=19
>>496186298Impressive nonetheless, hope it was enough for gold!
>frontline shooter main picks up jet squelcher for a stream>plays like a backline bitchevery fucking timeno aggression, no taking advantage of its freedom of positioning and immediacy, always holding back
God i really wish I had more chunks so i didnt have to deal with this bullshit and actually sleep
>>496189893play salmon run
>>496189893do you use the gear seed system? i dont have a lot of chunks and i dont struggle. i just use the seed to guide me.
>>496191579I would do it more often if I had more time, and even then it's a grind for a bunch of random abilities>>496191670Yes I use the seeds, no it is not helping me because I keep getting into matches where my team is getting stomped and making this take ten times longer than it needs to>skill issueI KNOW...
>>496131783
>>496191869Win or lose it doesnt matter. It should take you about an hour of ranked open queue to fully level a piece of gear. Just keep a list of all your seeds somewhere so you can keep track of everything and do it slowly, over time. Itll get done! Also queue with the pool when youre ready to farm gear, lol.
>>496192861groan...Noted, im done for the night/day? Clam Blitz will test my patience if i even attempt
fish o' clcok!anyone feeling like hunting joe?
My sub runs out today. Not going to renew. Going to miss you guys.
>>496194628see you, space cowboy
>>496194628isn't it like 7 bucks a month and 70 something a year?if you're in the US igI'm not judging or anyrthing I only have online cuz a friend got me in his family plan lel
>>496195776all the mass that would have gone to her flops was redistributed
>>496185328It's an artbook! I posted the contents a few days ago.
>>496179232Rotation is too longRotato is funny but also too longRot is fine
>>496182060>>496195416kill yourself
>>496194945It's $20 a year for burgers unless you pay for the premium paypig version. But I get it, I'm not renewing my NSO next year either.
Need chocotako wife
