Previous: >>496494406Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 9.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
it's been over for a couple weeks but it's still tourist season apparently
comiendo pollo
No fatties allowed beyond this point
why did they give little buddy 2 hairstyles (that look the same) and then like 4 ugly ass meme hairstyles
weyyo!
Whos the next Smash rep? DJ Octavia?
I love Aori.
go away smash bros tourists
sticking out your gyatt for the aorizzler
Where the YEBBIES?
never 4get
>>496667421Yebbyfiend
>>496667421
>>496667504My two favorite boys combined into one, Yebbyfiend should be my yebbyfriend...>>496667517Do you want to play SZ at rot?
I really don't want to, but I need to grind 400 on this...
why are pissbabys so scared of marooners bay. every other map is boring
you were on the winning team, right?
>>496668371hand nonfunctional can't play
shoo shoo, frogposter
>>496670006Always.
>>496670114>>496669786>>496667131>>496666528why dont you go type in notepad.exe if you dont want to read other peoples posts? fuck you faggot
>>496670105I hope you develop arthritis.
>>496670236already there thanks
>>496669786because the layout sucks ass?
>>496670105Smooch it better so we can play, no excuses yebber.
>>496670231People here think (You)s are upvotes.
>>496666528give it another 6 months
>>496670006based frog poster dabbing on off the hook trannys
>>496670432>People hereTourists are not people.>thinkThey don't, they just repeat talking points they saw before.
my wife
>>496670231mine was just an overall question since people always complain about marooners bay, idgaf about the post above mine to (you) something thats been said a trillion times. i like a challenge and marooners bay offers just that. why only play something thats guaranteed to get you low effort wins. go play a fisherprice game
what makes an utsuhouse an utsuhome?
can't believe it's october already
>>496672361>using the buzzword touristi guarantee you do the same for those darn "tourist"
>>496672781i don't know anon, what makes an utsuhouse an utsuhome
>>496672364do you think acht likes to cuddle up with warmblooded individuals during chilly days?
>>496672364>wifeerm yikes chuddy, HE wouldnt like you calling them its wife
>"..."
>>496673004probably a lot of good food
>>496672781A huggable veemlet
>>496672364Cute wife.
>>496673553kill yourself
Hopping into the emergency chemical wash shower and peeling off your gas mask after a quickie with Acht
>>496673553smellable veemlet
>feverishly huffing the sweat fumes emanating from goblina's body
callie: pepsimarie: winepearl: milkmarina: watershiver: sakefrye: energy drinksbig man: coffee
>>496666584cute veemer
>>496672781The smell of curry permanently embedded into every single item and surface, making it virtually unrentable and unsellable without tearing it down to foundations. A meth lab basically, if curry was meth.
>it's octo ber>OP image is a fishfucked up
>>496676116It's still September 30th in the only country that matters.
>>496676116it's not octo-ber just yet
Octo BeerToo bad it's IPA, can't stand that shit
NINTENDO: The next step for the Splatoon series will be similar to Mario Party like games.
imagine being big man while they're both on their periodsjesus that would suck
>>496676678a theoretical "Splatoon Party" could be really fun
>>496676568Nosy Bank President
>>496676529id rather drink woomilk
AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELFIN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSEWITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFEAND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELFWELL, HOW DID I GET HERE?
>>496677092why would they need cars when frye has flying eels
>>496679052She doesn't have a license
you with freelancers
>>496680832I want to bury my face in that woomy's butt
>>496679025Letting the points go byLet the teammates keep me down
Callie - doggy styleMarie - missionaryPearl - throatfuckMarina - paizuriShiver - naizuriFrye - hotdoging
>>496670385tendons slicedhave a controller grip coming soon that might make it possible but prob not
>>496681408buttsex with Big Man
>>496680832Me after freelancers
I want to see your cephs absolute territory
stingfestbees vs hornets vs wasps
>>496672364I can't help but read this in Borat's voice
Everyone seems to be able to pick up weapons and get better quickly, I can't even play my one weapon right 75% of the time. Wish I wasn't stupid and bad.
gyaru callie!
>>496682391Shiver sweep
>>496681408
>>496682391why do we have bee keeping gear anyways?
>>496681408personally I'd put pearl in a full nelson
>>496681408>>496682860pumping callies big ass from behind whilst she whips her floppers over her back and moans like a dirty girl
kind of bored bros
I like woomies. woomies are Cute.I like veemos. veemos are Cute.I like weyyos. weyyos are Cute.I like yebbies. yebbies are Cute.I like anons. anons are Cute.
>>496682391BrapfestSauerkraut vs Beans vs Onions
>>496684118Big Man
>>496684118Frye wins.After a huge foodfest, the 400lb Frye lets out the biggest brap.
>>496681408do both pearl and marina have dicks in this scenario
>>496682607cute spraytanned bimbo
Hi, /ink/.
>>496684735Hi, anon.
>>496684735oh my god who fucking asked
would this flopper like to fsh?
kill yourself
>>496684882>offline as soon as i postwould anyone else like to fsh?
>>496667479sour losertrue futurechads celebrate have been part of such a fun event and highfive their pastbros for demolishing the presentfags
Callie - ice cream dateMarie - barPearl - concertMarina - waterpark Shiver - movie theaterFrye - restaurantBigman - idk I'm not gay
>>496685082I had a pretty meh day so i'd enjoy a king or two to distress! just open up the room
>>496683309because japanese people refer to veemos as bees
>>496684694Callie loves going to the spa!
>>496685239it's not all about romance you coomtard!Big man is a bro!Take him to the backyard and have a cold one with him
>>496685320it's been open.
callie romance>have seanwich with her>anal
>>496685917I'll be there in a min
>>496685917hm i don't see it.
>>496685958sigh, so romantic...
>>496686437she's always so great with slow burning love...
>>4966864052/4, thought you joined. wave 1.
>>496686680yeah i see it now ill just wait til you two are done with the shift then i join in!
>>496685082I’m too tired to fish, sorry
>>496686680Still gonna host after rotation changes?
>>496682314girlceph thighs with jiggle physics... uoh...
im too fish to fish sorry
>You have reached the maximum number of reports that can be made within a certain time period. You cannot make a new report at this time.
slommy
>>496690718tociy
GGs fishers! boris didn't stand a chance.
>>496690914GGs!
fsh 2/4.
>>496690983I'll fish
>>496690983Yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
>>496692120>>496692426obening.
>Join series match>"Connection is unstable" in the last <5 seconds of the match but thankfully it managed to complete it okay>Tried an open match>Disconnected within seconds>Switch hung for a long ass time trying to reconnect to the internet>Joined turf match to test connection>Cum error while I'm still standing in the lobby>Hopped on SR just to see>Immediate cum error againMy bad luck continues. I'm on a wired connection too - I haven't had any connection errors in a long, long time.
>>496667068
>be zoomer>play murder death characters >be boomer>"woomy xd"
How did I fuck that up twice!?
Thinking of woomy butts in spats...
>>496681408Harmony - love and marriage after being childhood friends, falling out of touch, and then reuniting when i move from the country to go to a top-ranked state high schoolfinding work as an electrician to pay for our modest apartment, getting her pregnant but her small frame makes labor very difficult and she dies, leaving me to take care of a daughter who reminds me so much of Harmony that i cant take it so i wrestle with my own demons and am a poor father until i come to terms with my grief and learn to forgive my own father
>>496695947Tomoya...
>>496695947>>496696136We should've gotten a longer After Story for Tomoyo and Kyou
I keep getting double teamed...
>>496696801can you draw it for me?
>>496697449Would
>>496697449>this way!>ouch…>2-14
GG's H, L, and S!
ggs fsh.>another episode of fly fish or stingers spawn at a rate of 2 standard deviations above the meanbgs nogami.
>>496697987GGs dude, pretty speedy Boris
>>496666447
>>496697987>>496698053>>496698261GGs everyone!
>>496697534She probably stinks (good).
I just spend like an hour writing all splatoon amiibo data into NFC cards, labelling the cards with sticky paper, and then scanning them all just to get all of the amiibo gear which I'm probably never going to use anywaywhat am I doing with my life?
It is now Ocktober.Post veemos.......Fine, weyyos too.
>>496700823nuh uh
>>>/v/690536171>an hourAnon this is how long I sometimes stare at a blank TV screen thinking if I can find enough motivation to play tonight, despite all the shit the game throws at me.
>>496700823
You can only post itt if you're not a flyover
>>496700458>an hourTook me like 10 minutes at most and that was just writing them all
>>496701838yeah, I know. Writing the cards was quick. What took me a long time was writing the names and cutting up the sticky paper
>>496700823are takos allowed
>>496702065Of course.
does anyone have that one POV drawing of a tako on the right and a tentacle guy on the left looking down at the viewer? I can't find it
>>496700823veemo delivery
>>496702740Needs high heels
>new rotation alreadySlalom for a king?
>>496704972I could in 5 mins
>>496705037Sounds good
>forced veemo queue for a month
>>496704972oh fuck I'm latereopen?
>>496705652Not late, still waiting for >>496705037
>>496705712It me open up
dorky /ink/ers
>>496705712need a pool invite please
SR 3/4>>496705751Oh, sorry. Oven!>>496705958Sent!
>>496705958Or are you り, then we can go
>>496706723me when flar veemo queue
I found this thing living under my porch
20+ years on a tranime incel website
GGs late slim crewfun gamescaptcha: V2GGJ
>>496708447GGs!I got my 12, but can go for another
>>496706723Most prefer a well seasoned dish than simple plain one anywayKeep moving forward, woomer
>>496708447GGs>>496708547GGs I'll stop for now
>>496708447>>496708619>I'll stop for nowNo worries, GGs!
>Amazon Japan won't ship Ordertune overseas>Ordertune product page pulled down from CDJapan, but not from their Japanese outlet Neowing>only the chinky YesAsia lists it normally because they don't give a fuck (and will probably sell you a bootleg anyway)Why the FUCK is Nintendo like this???Also if CDJ does not honor my preorder I will fly to Japan and booyah irl at Nintendo HQ.
>>496711327Meowwww meowwww meowwww
flow (forma de gorda) https://files.catbox.moe/rg9av2.png
>>496711327bro, your forwarder??
ARE YOU A KID
>>496676678The mode that matters in this game is already a party game mode
>>496684530No, women don't have dicks
>>496712673I've been on 4chan 18 years now.
>>496681408naizuri is not a valid sex positionit's nothing but cope
>>496711327>88what
>>496713009newsquag
>>496713401let her have this, she's only done it before with frye
does anyone have that webm where it's zoomed in on frye hopping up and down during her boss fight with almost no animation
>>496717102
>>496682391
>>496720786send them back to the utsuhive
I was not expecting that when I opened the package. First time ordering from My Nintendo.Kinda sad for the splatfest tees to arrive this late, but that's Nintendo Europe in a nutshell.
>>496721458Aw damn that's nice. US had a regular Fedex box.
>>496721458Who she
>>496723674Nagato from Kancolle.
>>496723741oh...Oh she a cute...this but with a Woomy and crab tank parts
>>496723674Kantai Collection or something. Ah, they already answered. Someone at work gifted it to me. Took me a few searches until finding what it was. I had only seen these transparent thingies on 16bit sensation (anime)Are the special profile pictures from the splatfest available already? Now that September is over and classes have begun again, I'm back to only playing on weekends and the switch is resting inside a drawer.
>>496693706Very biteable and kissable floppers.
>>496725484callie could feed a family of 5 for a week with one flop
>>496725563Now you make this really weird. :/
those things must actually be really heavy.
>>496725776is she a pentecoastal?
>>496725897heheheh Coastal... was that on purpose?
>>496726027yes
>>496725776They are really this long? Most likely they are not that heavy or Callie is just too strong to even feel their weight.
>>496709608>>496716048>>496720629>>496720786kill yourself
/ink/tober for the drawfags
>>496726729daily drawfaggotry?on MY /ink/?
>>496724770Shes adorable, i love her
>>496726813We demand itThe artslaves have grown complacent
>>496725484I'd rather kiss the floppers.Also listening to the Callie "Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa" tune gave me luck for a little while in turf wars against friends yesterday.
>>496727223>worshipping callie gives you supernatural powersmany such cases
>>496726729>>496726813>>496726947ughhh It's not complacency if we're constantly being overloaded with bullshit that keeps us from doing what we love, leave us alone>artslavesFuck yourself and what would /ink/tober even look like anyway
>>496726729is a drawpile not enough for you
>>496727469Vade, meretrixI'll have no worshippers of the beast in my fishtian general
>>496727609Usually I pay no attention to these drawings, but this may be a case of Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg for me.
>>496727223>Callie "Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa" tuneOh Gosh, I listened the original song for too much because of my friends.
>>496726813my brother in cod there have been nearly daily drawings from mspaintanon with only minor breaks for at least a couple of years
>>496727848kill yourself
>>496727848Sovlful art, looks official
>>496725724isnt biting is weird too?
>>496727469It's a pathway to many great powers/abilities.
>>496727848The art is adorable! Also I never heard the original version of the song...
damn the /v/ threads have way more pedos than these threads doyou guys don't wan them to integrate, trust me
>>496727609i need priest yeb to dick me down hard
>>496728446It's one thing when you just want to bite someone, and a whole diffrent thing when you want to eat someone. Nothing more to say here. >>496728070>>496728683@mocamocaink is author of this cute art. >Also I never heard the original version of the song...You better not.
>>496729491Thanks for sauce! Also it's not the worst song I'd ever heard in my life.
>>496729491He means lopping off a flopper and using it as food, octos do it with takoyaki ballshes saying shes got some FAT FLOPPERS, ANON
oct tuahink on that thang
>>496730009acht tuah
Mantaro is a old man beergut daddy.
barafags not welcome
I've honestly felt bad for big man fags who have to try and contort his form into something fuckable as the first male idol despite Nintendo not giving them much to work with.
Z-E-R-OTHAT SPELLS ZEROGO DEEP CUT *clap clap*GO DEEP CUT *clap clap*
>lose a game because someones throwing (they're using a bamboozler)I think this weapon is more antiquated than the roller is versus splatanas. Pencil kills in two shots and has more range. Squiffer has less range but kills in one shot.
why do they need these huge ass lockers
>>496731504Your concern is appreciated, but you should be more worried he was shafted out of principle for the two roasties. His flat form is still just as cute and manly.
>>496711646Oh I have forwarders, but why pay yet another middleman on top of everything.>>496711454>>496713454What
>>496732459oog cute shopkeeper veemo oooh
Well, it's about that time. I'm sleepy and need to get to bed. Good night, /ink/ and Calliebro.
>>496732740Goobnight brother.
>>496732702you have 88 open tabs
Glowflies is just an instant loss round. How the fuck is there any way to avoid them if you can't escape? You have to have everyone in your party be acting as one mind flawlessly and just know what to focus on at any given moment which is never the case and you just wipe every single time.
>>496734432Dynamo should be pushing slightly forward on the stick and pushing everything away. If your dynamo is non-complaint then yeah it's an instant L
>>496732459>roastiesappropiate name for the two that spitroast him
>>496734432in this toration? use the roller.in any other that doesn't have a roller? find a wall, ink the wall and when they targert you go to that wall and stay there out of reach while your teammates kill the fish.it's that easy.
I loved you since the first day I met you
>>496712956controversial statement in Her Lord's year 2024.
>>496727476>SpoilerLike this!
>>496736031>immediately starting with idolshitPass.
>>496736031Did you just make this
>>496736031Oh my fuck please no not like this
>>496736031the first prompt will already reveal all the artists, even those who try to stay anonymous
>>496736031oh god oh fuck
>>496736115coward and knaveyou shame old drawfags and bring dishonor to your legacy
>>496736693I like drawing woomy.
>>496736934this is a woomy.
>>496737121The lacks the charm entirely
>>496737121RETARDED LOSER WHORE
>like Marie at first>after many years start liking Callie moreis this a common phenomenon?
>>496737597anon... the same thing has been happening to me...
>>496737597yes
>>496737597It was the opposite for meI felt so ashamed when I picked Marie for Splat1's finalfest and won
so are we going with this >>496736031 or are we changing the prompts?
>>496737597ascended autism is accepting you can't really like one without appreciating the other somewhat
>>496737251So smoochable...
>>496737765no one's gonna do it
>>496737597that's because she's part of the gremlin familyonce you embrace the gremlin idols there's no going back
>>496737765acknowledging schizos in any semi official capacity is a bad ideaat least he actually made one, though
>>496737765ignore it, draw what you want, we don't even have many drawfags. prompts are cringe anyways.
>>496736031>giving schizos attention>cunnyshit>not "/v/tards"this sucks
>>496737765Most of those prompts are really fucking shit.
>>496733373>you have 88 open tabsTab GROUPS.It's just... All the things I want to find time to read, or refer to, or get around to doing, or have done but forgot to clear them out. Or something.At least I try to keep them under 100 most of the time. I have a problem, I know...
my prompt is big man wearing this outfit
>>496736031Nono your prompts are garbage and you don't even draw
>>496736031Make a real list of prompts and I'll think about it, this is just a shitpost
>>496738381>he says, on the shitposting site
>>496737597I gradually started to like Marie more, I was obsessed with Callie because of other posters over the years but have calmed down. I still like Callie a lot but I actually love Marie and like her a lot more. Callie is still great, always will be
>>496738591Just because you can't post anything good doesn't mean others should follow your example.
>>496738789>
>>496737597Yeah same, although my Mariefaggotry happened mostly when I was a secondary truth be told I care about the Sisters the least, at least compared to OtH and DC.
>>496736031oh, i can make the first one immediately. don't like any of 'em.
veemos cannot do anything once they leave their cavesthey have no skills, no qualificationsonly their big butts
>think of changing name for spooky month/ocktober>guaranteed I'll get bored of it 10 days in
>>496737597I thought I was the only one... I was team marie and loved her as a kid but then I started being more neutral in splat2 and by splat3 I just started liking Callie way more.
>>496743046Stress relief is a very important aspect of freelancing. Remember to thank your local pink slopsuit after you leave the locker room.
>>496743262I think marie is cooler and more mature so teens are naturally drawn to her, as an adult you care less about being adult so callie's funness and peppiness is gradually more appealing.
>>496743305she's terrible at her job but she's such a good stress relief!
>>496743305this veemo probably sounds like a dog toy when you squeeze her
What the fuck
>>496700823I'm starting to have doubts about beeb season now.
I fucked up again...
>>496744583whys that?
tummy time
>>496744648I'm afraid the pink slopsuit is like a symbiote, it may start taking over and I may end up just becoming even worse at salmon than I already am.
*yoink*
>>496746712hey! give that back
>>496700823Veemer month
>>496746927Ocktober and Noveember will be great months.
>>496745127Veemo tummy
>>496747694we need more pants/shorts options in splatoon 4
Marie > Callie > Pearl > Marina > Shiver > Frye > Big Manthey did Deep Cut dirty, by the way. They gave them no chance to shine because we now had to give the spotlight to both the Squid Sisters and Off The Hook, leaving Deep Cut with nothing. It was a robbery in plain sight.
>>496745940Switch to the black suit it will keep you safe
>>496748098i guess you could say the other idols took a deep cut of the attention
>>496737765Rate mineShitposters and Tourists OUT, we fine dining like the good old days up in this bitch
inktober challenge:don't draw
1king slomson?
>>496750181I will be up in 5-7 mins.
>>496750637lmk when ready
ur yebbys so dumb he pronounces reese's pieces like /riːzJz piːsəz/ and not /riːzJz piːsJz/
>>496750181Sure.
>>496751103oh no my special phonetic alphabet...now i look retarded...
>>496685168>Futurebros>Siding with pastcuckslol lmao We stand alone on the stage.
>>496751452>t. presentfagFuture and Past were the best optionsPast won but Future was having the most fun!
>>496749402>succubus
>>496751676Cute goobers.
Fat veemo is now 700lbs...
>>496751676I would honestly love if they did random mix-and-match collabs between the idols now that they're all buddy-buddy.Let shiver and marina duo again and this time hopefully shiver doesn't sound like a dying animal.
>>496751821sea lard...
>>496751821caseoh veemo
the nintendie musuem better be good I don't wanna watch recordings of its exhibits tomorrow and it's literally just what was shown in the directI want a sploon room.
>>496751598SuccoomyBless the anon that drew this after >>496751598was posted.
>>496752643i miss this drawfag
>>496752070now or never seven is here to stay.splat4 willl do what 3 did to oth but actually make something with it damp socks was a fucking waste
woomys with big bootys are excluded from arena matches because large wide body parts can be used to cheat
>>496752876Woomies with bigger hitboxes give birth to smarter cephs
gyaru woomy
>lost because of subspamI love this game so much.
>>496753526Brushes will be buffed in Spl4t by being the only class able to counter thrown projectiles
>>496752070She only sounds good with Frye, don't make her collab again
brushes were already buffed enough in 3 with the reduction in netcode quality
>>496754038it's the same as s2
any tips for blaster?
>>496754178me when i lie
>>496754178
>>496754250Take advantage of any form of cover to catch players offguard and fish for indirects
>>496753440frye popularized the gyaru look for woomysplat4 will have many more gyaru woomy as a result
>>496738298No, make Coco wear it to impress Mantaro!!!!
>>496754275>>496754369prove that it isn’t
>>496754594>gyaru woomy but more extreme each game
>>496755464big porl butt...
>>496755561Pearl can afford to eat gold-leaf covered thousand-year-old human meat every day and yet she still chooses to eat Marina's home cooked thirdworlder beanslopWhy
>>496756020because marina puts lots of mayo on it mmmmmm yummy
>>496754587dear god...
>>496756598There's more.
>>496756668no...
ggs fifns
GGs SR comrades!
GGs fhshs group
looks like that shark taming paid off!
>>496758753Silly weyyo.
>>496759014bad woom
wait did i miss the salmon fun? awwwww
>>496759223Shush! It's a good woomy. >>496759334There will be turf fun in a hour~
Along with it being beeb month its also spooky month. So who else is going to change their tag & emote to spooky one?
anyways I like blasters now.I hear they annoy people so that's a plus!
>>496754594is frye supposed to be gyaru? i thought she was a tomboy
>>496759783>beeb month>spooky monthWhat's the most pink slopsuit veemo-coded name possible?
>>496760335Any girl name
>>496759783Still no octoling amiibo rerelease.
>>496754250Positioning is everythingHesitation is defeat
>>496761165>the dumb little thing I said to myself one time resurfacesHuh…
>>496759014taking a piss in this woomys open wounds
I miss Woomy :(
>>496763774go find her then
>>496763774t. aerospray
>>496763774What do you mean, she's right here?Woomy would never leave Anon, ever!
woomy with fake tandark brown until you take off her spats
Who is up for some turf?
Woomy left...
i love my tako wifewhere is my tako wife
>>496765341in a kettle, starving.
>>496765341She's my tako wife now.
>>496765341She went to the store to buy some wasabi
Woomy right!
>>496765578Orion...
>>496765586Tako wife treating her Yeb hubby to a traditional Octarian dinner!Tako wife happily spoonfeeding him pure wasabi paste like a good and caring housewife! Look at him crying tears of joy!
>>496766140>Anon wouldn't endure it just to make his wife happySad!
i can't beelieve it, we're only a few weeks away from splatoweeni'm buzzing with excitement
>>496760790That's too much commitment for a shitpost, how about titles?
>>496765341The same place I've been for the last 6 months being an Etako and bringing home 10x what you make. But all you do is work work work. You use to be fun now your just another salary yebb working for the woomy. You use to be fresh I even looked at you like you were super fresh even. But now you're little more than a super dry corporate slave working 18 hour days for what?? what??
>>496682607gyaru callie
>>496766316surrender the utsuhoney
>>496766535>not fuzzystop appropriating octo culture, squitey
>>496766316FrybeeBeebo
>>496764513not until Spl4toon, at least
>>496766816Is there a queen tako that gives birth to all the octoling soldiers?
>>496766998yes, octavio
What would a female splatoon villain be like?Callie, frye, and shiver don't count
>>496766368>Currently Obsessed with [Boss Salmonid]>Most Popular Freelancer>Official-Grizzco TargetProbably any of the feminine titles like "Cute", "Lovely" and such could work too
>>496767239Marina
>>496767356Fuck I knew I forgot one
>>496766998YesAll hail the choco tako queen
>>496767271I caught Pink Slopsuit Veemo fellating a Steelhead in Marooner's Bay in exchange for gold scales
>>496767574canon
>>496766535callie slowly going full gyaru slut mode!octavio loves it when she shakes it!
>>496768521that's just callie by default
>>496766316>>496766816utsuhoney
>>496767474this form shouldve been on for longer maybe even expand like she gets pulled by order again after 8 frees her and becomes even bigger and then at the end it seems like marina is completwly gone then pearl and 8 come in and do some heartfelt thing that slowly brings her back like maybe a song.... maybe a popular song that means alot to her.... like ebb and flow.
>>496767574Timmy getting upset about having competition
>>496768521>>496768638why people are posting something like this? too much porn?
>my bait post didn't get the attention i thought it deserved>i shall respond to my own bait post to draw attention to it again in hopes someone else responds to either of the two posts i madeThis is why shit posting should be left to oldfags, newfags just don't get it
>>496769380so that's why it felt unnatural...bad bait.
>>496767239
>>496769608She looks like she dates yebbies
>>496769762she only dates yebbies
>>496769608she looks like she grew up without a father
>>496769091they had to put that effort into the vore cutscene
>>49677000094% of Octos do.
>>496770163what animation..? i don't think i ever seen anyone lose to marina agitando
>>496770163hot, wtf/ink/ is killing my psyche
>>496759243best woomy
>>496770163>people actually fell for this
>>496770417nobody ever does, which makes having such an elaborate game over cutscene even more of a waste of dev time.
>open YouTube>trislosher propaganda in my frontpage
>>496771497All of side order was a waste of dev time
>>496771929you're a waste of dev time
>>496766998canonically its octavio
>have a very good rotation>won almost every match>lose the last game>afternoon ruined, got a headache out of itI shouldn't care about results, but numbers going up are the only thing keeping me playing now that the game's dead
>>496771929Side Order has MORE than enough content, nearly DOUBLING Octo Expansion’s 100% speedrun, while only losing 7 pieces of gear and 1 new species while making up for it with an extra hub, 11 weapons, 48 badges, 7 banners, 18 titles, 18 locker decorations, AND 62 stickers.And yet, you have the gall to say that SO has NOT ENOUGH CONTENT????
>>496773067yea.
>>496767239Frye and Shiver would make amazing proper villainsImagine a duo boss fight with them using splatana and stringer each, with their companions aiding them from the side
>>496773067>$25>4 hours of content>locker shit as rewardsI know you're joking, but still
>>496773067it's not about having content it's about putting that content to good use
/ink/ being ungrateful again
>>496773614I will not be happy until Nogami gives my ceph romance options
Explosher
>>496771497There was no elaborate Game Over cutscene you retard
>>496767068>>496772729Octavio spawns the weirdo Octarians with less than 8 limbs, Octolings are born naturally
>>496773067>11 weapons out of over 100>insanely repetitive boring gameplay loop>all rewards are shit you can't even use in side orderSide order is fucking traaaaaaaash
>>496774024have you died during Marina's fight?
>>496749545ink is making this guy rich
>>496774719thats not an /ink/er veemo
A haiku for you, /ink/Splatana Stamper Splatana Stamper NouveauSplatana Stamper
i thought the threads were supposed to get better after the game diedyou lied to me
>>496774842oh....... ok....
>>496774882well... theyre not that different....
>>496774882this isn't even particularly bad
>>496742638>tfw never sexo the veemo named kWhy live
>>496773067It didn't give any tummy gear.
went to check on side order made a new account and alland yeah there is no marina vore. go home folks.
>>496774534>not a single upload of this supposed scene onlinelmao
Some Grandfest shirts are available again if your small or medium.
>>496777176do they have 5xl?
>>496774202wrong
>>496777176I'll think about it, medium is a tad tight a fit but I can make it work.
>>496777954>Concept artI don't think Nintendo would justify killing babies in any scenario
>>496777954retard, that only applies to takos
>>496778217all soldiers are octarians.
>>496778217im sorry anon but takos and octolings...is the same, agent 8 is both if this not true please explain
>>496778514Brainwashed callie
>>496778719who
>>496779550
>>496779550Smug yeb, drugging out to the streets correction is needed.
>>496780804kek
>>496779779Bishoujo weyyo is going to die
>>496721458My Nintendo has good physical products now?! Since when???
>>496781065that is very clearly a veemo
Bros I'm starting to think beebs are cute.
>>496764157underrated
>>496781710Always have been.
>>496781598Since several years ago? It used to be just the points shop, but nowadays they do direct sales. A few weeks ago they started selling a salmon run keychain.
>>496781964Asking this beeb out
>>496760251I assumed gyaru because dark tan, blonde hair, big boobs, heavy eye makeup and bright painted "nails", but that's not to say she doesnt have a tomboyish personality
>>496779779clothed paizuri
>>496776910because nobody dies during the tutorial boss fight. did you?
>>496781964
>>496781985Wtf I had no idea; I used to fiend over points after the transition from club Nintendo but gradually got jaded and forgot about it. I probably don't have many points any more...
>lost 11 games in a rowI'm tired /ink/
>>496782094I remember early on there was a big debate whether or not she was a gyaru, and well she does technically check the boxes but it was sort of tossed aside when we learnt more of the cultural inspirations. I remember a couple anons being very insistent that she was japanese inspired.Her tomboyish side is very cute and unique, wish more tomboys in media were silly.
>>496780804Is that a voomy or a weemo in panel 3?
>>496783381Protip: take a break if you lose two or three games in a row. Keeping it up will only tilt you further. It's okay to RQ every once in a while if you feel you've hit your boiling point and use the ban to cool down a little.
Feeding cute veems and weyys pumpkin related things and making sure they feel loved!
/ink/er woomveems in sexy costumes!
veem you met last year is now unrecognizably FAT
>>496784391Yes
sexualizing and embarrassing male cephs.
>>496786506pics doko
>>496786006kill yourself
Are we going to make a 30+ server
>>496787916who's we?
>>496787916but then who is going to get groomed?
>>496788496me
>>496785006Sluts!
>>496788496No one. Youll have to goto ssbg for that
/ink/er yebweyys in sexy costumes?
>>496787916i dont want to you guys to know im old
I'm doing it! I'm grooming her!!
>When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell>Cuz I'm a piece-a-shit, it ain't hard to fukkin tell
I turn 30 soon
>>496790401Wish I could remove this piece of shit from the game so it would force shitters to pick something that can actually kill
>>496790445>*sips* yup B^)
THE SALMONIDS JUST FIRED MISSILES AT SPLATSVILLE
THE OCTARIANS ARE 5 YEARS AWAY FROM CREATING A GREAT OCTOWEAPON
>>496791906
The Squidbeak Splatoon has sent Agents into Southern Octo Canyon
Turfers are cringe. Splatters are based.Which are you?
>>496793581i'm a turfer in rankedbecause nobody will fucking do that otherwisei also aggro people onto me and lure them towards my teammates, zone people out, chip people down and splat on every available occasionbut my teammates are so bad at turfing that i have to do double turfing, so i'm a turfer because i value turf control and see firsthand how it makes my team win
>>496786506YEBBIES?
>>496795278that single tentacle hairstyle really doesnt work for veems
Teens and younger: 61%20s: 14%30s: 13%40s: 8%50s: 2%60s+: 2%
>>496795278Can someone edit it so he says weyyo instead?
>>496795278i refuse to believe that people actually like playable octolings. their hairstyles are so unbelievably ugly
>>496796536subjective
>>496793283
>>496797048retard meme, it's nothing like war
the only objectively bad hairstyle is the himecut
>>496767271>Salmon Run Freebie
>>496797352Whatever you say, baka gaijin.
>>496797272>t. profresh jobberCorrect, it manages to be worse
>>496797352Wrong. Penis haircut is objectively the worst
Don't be mean to penis woomies.
wimy
>>496798657wormy
>>496726729>>496736031What we need to do is have a pb where we dress up, then after we've had out fill, we have the group photo in stage and at the Splatsville plaza so that way the artists can draw us standing around in costume in front of the plaza at night.
anyone doing fish at the hour?
Would anyone be interested in some Anarchy Battle Open at the hour?
>>496801703that sounds more fun yeahokay lets do it!!
>>496796536yeah just excuse the 10 inkling tentacle styles that are absolute dog shit, some you never even see because they're that bad and anyone else that has either of the rest is mentally ill. there's 6 out of 16 acceptable styles for inklings
>>496801703Sure, I'm down.
>>496801703I might if no one else does.
>>496801703Would you mind telling me which hairstyle is your little buddy's please.
>>496803340#3
>>4968017034/4
>Super FreshLooks good at all times, can be made to look better with the right head gear>Free PassLooks alright most of the time, can brush Super Fresh status with the right head gear>GarbageLooks bad almost all the time, some head gear can salvage these styles but mostly they're hideous to look at even with appropriate head gear and barely anyone likes them/will only use them to get attention
>>496801703>>496803393Thank you.
>>496803837shit taste
>>496803837How dare you put flopshredder in garbage tier
here
>>496804295Another impeccable piece, danke schoen
big wobbly ceph butts
EVERY SINGLE SERIES MATCH THERE IS THIS USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ON MY TEAM.EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD NOGAMI I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND I'M GONNA FRESH YOU.
Huh. No b&.
we were doing so good too....
>>496806065Reopening
Charger weyy was kinda cute, wish he splatted me more...
>>496806065Probably server-sided
>>496805479EVERYFUCKINGMATCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well i still had funs you guys but i gotta call it quits rn something came up!!!still lovly cephs!!!
I need 2 minutes, brb Open!
>>496806872GG's K!Open 3/4
>>496806872GGGGGGGGs yebber, thanks a lot for joining!Been nice to play with you again after a bit.
>comms error during the lobbyAlright Nogami I see how it is. Open up once you get the chance.
Hosting a Spooky Run on the hour.EVP400Host: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. Going for dailies/1 slain king salmon.
>>496807161Actually, all me because you didn't bring your yebboi. GGs.
>>496802917thing is, octolings have no good hairstyles
>>496807161Opening
>>496807772It's the spooky month, please understand.
they just killed ryujinx
>>496806646HOLY SHIT
>>496807876
>every other game has a charger instakilling me through wallsI might just give up on pvp at this point
>>496808423this but woomy
>>496808348NOGAMI I AM GOING TO FRESH YOU
>>496808569>He didn't instinctively activate his special as a panic buttonTOCIY
>>496808162at switch eolplus it's oss, someone will just fork it
Woomy feeding her frens cookies and milk
>>496809139>TOCIYDon't use phrases which you don't know what they mean.
>>496809457*her lactose intolerant friends with celiac disease
>>496809652so you? wait you have no friends
>>496809592tociy
>>496809749true except wheat and milk are my friends
GG's Openeers!
GGs open!
GGGGGGGs Open, fun times, thanks a lot for playing with me!Certain someone owes me two yebbebumps next month.Till next time!
>>496809975Anon brings honor to his ancient settler ancestors
>>4968077682/4Starting.
>>496810412Oben up once you get the chance.
>>496810551Opening up now.
>>496811083Thanks.
>>496807768Full? I haven't touched this rot yet.
>>496811595Open, join.
>>496812068Zankyu.
>>496778002Nintendo messed up the shirt sizes a large was an XL so a medium will be a large.
Did anyone elses veemo make it into the CQ (ceph quarterly) Ockober special?31 one days 100 veemos dressed up in various costumes and striking various cute, silly, sexo poses. The image for the 31th will be Marina & Shiver dressed up a pair of succubus.
>>496812778Not yet, I'll do it tomorrow.
guys the nintendo museum does NOT have splatoon exhibits so do NOT go
Woomy feeding her friends breast milk
finally i can quack
nevermind theres a splatoon 1 pin
GGGGGGs feesh, again, thanks a lot for playing!I love gold.
GGSR!
GG's B, SS, and P! Fun rounds!https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
>>496814143halloween hags
delicious pumpkin flavored muffin
>>496814385Unbelievably erotic veemo.
delicious sweaty "I fucking hate halloween leave me alone" marie hag
GGs SR Crew, what a frightening display, Horrorboros never stood a chance. Appreciate you coming by for the quick fishing.Until next time.
>>496815286aw cute costume
>>496814385utsuveem..
>>496814549Faggot. Lol
Now what?
>>496816595Post yebbies.
>>496816621Lmfao. Fuck off faggot
>>496816903Who hurt you...
good night /ink/
>>496808348>>496808569Everyone:>"Why can we not see what rank other players are anymore?"Nogami: >"No reason."
>>496817428Gobnight!
>>496817340my gay boyfriend ballin...
>>496815286kill yourself
>>496817632kold why did it take you so long to post
Your ceph has a costume ready for Splatoween right?
>>496666528I just love morons that come here from reddit and call others "tourists"
>>496818664Yup
>>496818664Waiting patiently for the old gear to be made accessible Also the splatfest tee makes dressing up hard anyway
>>496818664Waiting for Jason's mask, otherwise Plague Doctor it is again.
>>496818765Good because I wanna see those fresh and spooky cephs when the day comes
>>496818664My ceph will dress up as fat veemo for Splatoween.
>>496818664i have a few ideas in mind
>>496818974And for Thanksgiving And for ChristmasShe might take it off next year...
>>496819718This shredder looks surprisingly cognizant
>>496818664devil horns (she’s a whormy)
big veemo suckers
>>496818664cat flopshredder
>it's another the enemy team has three aerosprays with the fucking booyah bomb episode>it's another your teammates are 3 male squids/octos with female clothes, female squids/octos with a male haircut, or whatever the fuck episode
>>496823710>three RGs on the enemy teamSounds like a free win to me.
>>496818664yes
>>496823889we did win that one, but I still hate seeing so many fucking aerospray RGs
spoomy
>>496818664i have my mormon costume ready
>Cat vs DogsSimple, iconic, universal... A pretty good first theme that sets splatfests up.>Cake vs Ice CreamNot sure what was the logic.>Rock vs Paper vs ScissorsOne of the best themes.Iconic, universal dna it does the cool thing tri-themes do where they cancel out each other(rock beats paper beats scissors beats paper beats rock)So with that what do you think the splat4 debute splatfest is gonna be? they'll be going back to a 1v1 and it should be something simple and an universal question... maybe reference a popular saying.... hmmmmmmm
>>496818664I'm going as Chibi :^)
>>496824252coffee vs tea!or maybe coats vshats... bridge vs tunnel?salt vspepper!!oh heart vs soul sounds like a fire finalfest for 4... can't they release this thing already???
>>496822432absolutely made to be squished by a fatty
>>496824252Rock paper scissors was a shitty theme because there's no reason to even have an opinion on it
>>496825028that's like saying grass vs fire vs water and past vs present vs future were bad because no reason to have an opinion.rock paper scissors was perfect.>three things known when put together>all options are good options>non-complex making it the perfect demo splatfest
>>496825028wrong always bet on rock
>>496825349>all options are good optionsWronghttp://arxiv.org/pdf/1404.5199v1
>>496825349>all options are good options>karenfags in my jankenpon
My wives.
>>496824090I only get mad if it happens in splatfests because there's a non-zero chance my tourist teammates leave them be.
>>496823950catbox you num digger
>>496829161oom woom woo
>>496829161One woomTwo woomRed woomBlue woom
>>496829161RGB wooms
>>496829161This looks familiar
>>496829161RGBRoomy, Groo...nevermind
>>496829161It's always the yellow backgrounds...i know for a fact that it's off a music video
walking in to hotlantis right before it closes to get the new tableturf booster (and to see the board-flat rubbergirl with unfinished balloon animals for hair) only to stumble in on her entangled in a compromising position with a tomboy woomy(!)
Anon and his woomy lived alone in a small house on a hill.
>>496833385>Woomy and her Woomy lived alone in a small Woomy atop a Woomy. Woomy kept to herself, drawing Woomies and playing with her Woomies while her Woomy watched Woomy broadcasts on the Woomy. Life was Woomy, and they were both Woomy. >That is, until Woomy's Woomy heard a Woomy from Cod: "Your Woomy has become Woomied by Woomy. She needs to be Woomied." >"I will do my best to Woomy her, my Cod." Woomy's Woomy replied, Woomying into Woomy's Woomy, Woomyimg all that was Woomy from her Woomy.>Again Cod called to her: "Woomy's Woomy is still Woomy. She needs to be Woomied off from all that is Woomy in this Woomy, and confess her Woomies.">"I will Woomy your Woomies, Cod. I have faith in Woomy." Woomy's Woomy replied, as she Woomied Woomy in her Woomy, away from the Woomies of the Woomy.>One last time, Woomy's Woomy heard the Woomy of Cod Woomying to her.>"You've done as I've Woomied, but I still Woomy your Woomy to Woomy, To Woomy your Woomy, I will Woomy one more Woomy of Woomy.">"Yes Cod, anything." Woomy's Woomy Woomied.>"To prove your Woomy and Woomy, I require a Woomy... Your Woomy - Woomy, will be this Woomy. Go into her Woomy, and end her Woomy as a Woomying to me to prove you Woomy me above all else.">"Yes, Cod" She Woomed, Woomying a Woomy's Woomy from the Woomy.>Woomy, Woomying through a Woomy in her Woomy, Woomied in Woomy. Woomying around her Woomy to find a Woomying Woomy, she Woomied a Woomy to the Woomy, hidden under hire Woomy. Without Woomy, she Woomied open the Woomy, just as her Woomy burst through her Woomy, and Woomy herself Woomy, into the Woomy Woomies below...The Woomy of Woomy: Woomy of the Woomy.
>>496835051apocryphalnot my Cod
:(
>>496835693>11 revives that early in a shiftjesus christ anon i’ m so sorry
sometimes I think about going into a private job and make even worse numbers for giggles
I don't like how the heels and leggings don't connect, that ankle space can just throw a lot of outfits off
hmm... I see, I see.
>>496835693MEEEDIIIC
>>496833385>house on the hill, interior, late afternoon golden warm sunlight cuts thick beams through the slats in the old plastic blinds of the "tv room"anon groans as he grabs the coffee table and levers himself off the sunken, sweaty couch, and shambles bowlegged to the wide arched window. he hunches, beer-bellied and swaybacked, his crooked index and moist middle finger pry two yellowed blinds apart so he can peer out - with one red, watery eye - at the small vegetable garden woomy is tendingit seems shes always out there these days, in the sun alone, away from himhe wonders what is growing in her garden, and if any of it has been sown for himthe blinds smack shut like hardpressed lips, shut tight to avoid a painful conversationhe wanders into the kitchen, past the stove, past the bowl of squash, tomatoes, and cucumbershe opens the freezer to find a snack
>>496837136(Doesn't get it at all)
>>496842525Would
>>496829161matryoshka? no, not enough facepaint
>>496842675>>496844826kill yourself
>>496782752Don't fret a lot over it. It's been sucked since they changed it so that the points will expire. I was going to wait for getting Side order and I ended buying it because I had gold points expiring. Silver points physical freebies are so meh that I only use them for buying the profile pics. I had enough to get the entire Grand Festival set.
>>496824090Definitely not me. I actively avoid picking the overused weapons to balance the team since, but I hate the Aerospray with passion.
Me and my beeb gf reliving grand festival
WHY IS NOBODY RIDING THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWER
>>496849163Mindbroken woomy
>>496849648You need to fight off the whole team ahead of the the tower so they can ride it safely but also ride it at the same time
>>496849648sometimes you have to ride it
>>496849648>farms kills like a jackass instead of pushing the objective"wtf how did we lose"
>>496849648>x12 <11>kek fucking stringers
>>496850560If they were farming kills then the path should have been cleared for the others to ride it. Its a team game after all.
>>496849163fellow wooman
>>496849648The better team won, shooterfaggot.You lost to a fucking Undercover. You lost to Dapples. You lost to an octobrush who farmed ZERO specials. You have NO one to blame but yourself.
>>496842525>eye through the flopswtf shibber is part jelly?
>>496851136>>496850560Shut your whore samefag mouth
>>496851461that's the wrong hat but good try
>>496848582kill yourself
>>496853567>wrong hatpretty sure I do not have itcan I order it from you?
>>496856307if you're still around I can open a PB for it
>>496860832i love frills so fucking much broswhy can't woomy have frills
>>496861137they are not conducive to turf warring
>>496861137Because nogami hates dresses and skirts. Notice how there's no female version of 3's school uniform, could've had sukeban long skirts but nope
nogami hates us alot
>>496864567mommy marie lemme suck
>>496864567its missing agent 4...
>>496865178>It's Agent 4's POV
the more agent 4 is away, the more maries tits balloon
>>496849648you should get points for tower time like in tf2 not for inking turf
Nobody is there to drink that titcow hag's ancient powdered milkies and help her outThe west has fallen
Marie hates her massive grandma chestbags.She wants to just walk around shirtless in her quaint little shack and lazily play with her pets and drink wine.
>>496867008i wanna be maries pet :(
/ink/ Try to be normal for five minutes challenge (impossible)
>>496867052you are now maries pet
>>496867235Anon everyone here is either autistic, horny, gay or any combination of the three mostly the latter astaghfirullahThis is not a site for normal people and (you) are not one of those people
Reminder that everytime someone posts about Marie, there is a chance Nono is behind it.
>>496867275>Become Marie's pet>Get spoiled rotten in exchange for being treated like a piece of meat at her command>Eventually grow complacent with your worldly possessions and begin withholding sex to leverage the dynamic in your favor>Become a slobbish tyrant who tosses jugs of piss and chicken bones at anyone who dares question your authority>Force her to cater to your every whim or suffer, you may be her pet but she is the bitch now (what is she going to do, she is a weak female and you are a goodboy god made 800lbs of flesh)>Jabbamaxx and coax other idols into dressing like whores and joining your harem>Win the game
I'll let you off with a warning today, alright?Just be sure to get your freshness taken care of.
>>496868447I want cop Callie to brutally beat me
>>496868447ACAB (All Callies are Bimbos)
>>496868447Callie would never wear clothes that isn't girly.
>>496867275i never understood what she is doing exactly?she writting about catching a bug? a school report?is it even related to the bug?is it actually just a pet and the papers are unrelated?japanese people and their weird ways
>>496868447I want cop Callie to brutally kiss me.
>>496868793calligraphy, silly.>he doesn't practice inkling caligraphy
>>496868971uh I- Yes i do!!! it's just... uh- been a while!
>>496868793bug is probably related to ancient asian tradition of keeping crickets in wooden cages as pets for ambient sound indoors
Practice calligraphy to draw dicks correctly during splatfests
Doesn't that make her scallop like 15 years old?
anyone wanna SR for one king?
>>496869780I do!
>>496870213room's up
>>496869780yeah
I did not expect to see him this soon jeezis this a ggs?
>>496870704womb full of gobblets
>>496869780still going?
>>496871526opening now
>>496872035cute!
https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1841387646574301485>Players who are found to be in violation of the Nintendo Account Terms of Use will be removed from the rankings.Lol
>>496872712so don't get caught. ez!
>>496873095The comments mention Mashu's name, that guy has been permanently banned from official tourneys for a while now
>>496873095If Ballin gets the boot it's confirmed Ninty execs browse /ink/If you're reading this Nogami bring back Urchin Underpass
>>496873376sorry anon, can't do that, gotta give people a reason to go back to splatoon 1
>>496873224what happened to the funny tetras player?
>>496873615force them to learn to use pretendo?
>>496873659no, that's illegal, just play battle dojo
>>496873648He's too toxic for JP standards but from checking his posts he'd fit in here just fine
>>496873883It's always funny when translated 2ch caps are posted hereTurns out they're turboshitters like /ink/ers too
>>496874032I think what's even weirder is they don't play together at all.
GGs salmon!!
GGs SR room
ggggggs slom!
That Joe defeat was clean we so deserved gold scales for that one... maybe next time.
>>496874461Probably not too weird if all they do is grind X and come to the thread to bitch about FLAR or whatever.
>>496849163
New>>496876598>>496876598>>496876598
>>496818664only costume that matters
>>496876832broomy
