holy matrimony edition >Currently discussed erp serversTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla-)Ascension - https://ascension.gg (Classless Realm, Wildcard Season Realm)(CoA+Wrath Coming in 2025, CoA open beta in December, Wrath release in march, Bronzebeard V+ Server Alpha During this winter season)>Upcoming erp serversProject Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, Using TBC as design base and Wrath client)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (Legion)Mistblade 3 (Mop(+?)) | Stormforge TBC fresh (ETA Q1 2025) - https://stormforge.gg>TurdelVanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)Curated list of addons that should work in turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsPatch 1.17.2 new class and gameplay changes - https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?f=63&t=15157Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.orgGuild - <Full Moon Company> (whisper anyone - looking for doms!)>Anon's Ass and Tiddies Mod (Vanilla and wotlk only)By anon, gives bigger boobs and butts to pretty much every female in game.https://files.catbox.moe/8abias.zip>Bikini mod (Vanilla only)Skimpier outfits for females.https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=12307Reply to OP with upcoming server updates and news.Previous thread: >>502443283
PLAP!!!!
server for furries?
>/wpsg/Alright I can work with this, better than the other's thread name
What do you think of my outfit!
>>502609224why omit all the servers comma are you trying to antagonize?
>>502609871Oh hey, you're that gobbie. Actually fits well together, I'm surprised. It's hard to do while leveling
>>502609871I saw a pretty cute gobbo outside Gilneas yesterday, not too many around
>>502609871gobbie deserves to be showered in gold
I'm really tempted to make an Arcane mage but I want to wait and see if they'll nerf it to the point of uselessness again on Turtle. Arcane Rupture critting me for 4.6k is insane.
>>502609517turtle wow
>>502609517every server.
>>502609517Mistblade 3 in December
>>502609997Thanks, I just needed some questing whites this early.>>502610136I'm nowhere near Gilneas. Maybe some day! I hope there are big tauren women there.>>502610567Aww thanks doll.~
>first we have server wars>then we get guild wars>now we've devolved to the point of having thread wars
>>502611501It's literally just deca shitposting in both threads and linking his own posts back and forth
>>502611617who?
>>502611734level 60 rogue and certified discord troon complete with the "haha funny kitten" profile pic
Sister thread - >>502606254
>>502611617Please stop dropping my name, I don't care what's going on in other boards. >>502611113Good luck out there!
>>502611617and you fucking cunts said he was gone. I fucking told you he was here but you didn't believe me!
You forgot the Tauri guilds in the OP. Come on, guys, I thought that you were professionals!
>>502611113Good to see more gobbos going out in adventures. For me it's trying to see how high an ambitious, good-hearted goblin can climb in forsaken society.
It's (You)r fault for not reporting the shitposts.
>>502612719Funny, I was thinking of dropping Durotar and running over to do Silverpine.Do you mind gob gals with something heavy and uncut between their legs?
>>502612719Get away from her!
>>502612764>
Does turtlewow have mods like this?
Missing Sharbull agIn
>>502609224Very original, aren't you
>>502613414just report them and move onreal thread is over here by the way>>502609698
>>502612883sorry I usually only group up when we have an especific goal in mind like a dungeon or hard quest. i'm also playing on hardcoreBut I hope to see your adventures posts here!
Theres nothing wrong with this thead, stop sperging out, the last one had a shit name this one just has a meme op pic
>>502613673that retard didn't link the old op so this is thread is better even if he's also a retard for deleting a few servers
>>502613771desire to making another alt increasing. one of the things that I like about turtle is the crossfaction whispers when it comes to killing war mode players. idk some people just lose it
>>502613983the op was vandalized retard
>>502614007Sorry but Felmyst, Chromie, Wallcraft, and TBC5 man are completely dead - at the very least no one in the thread actively discusses those servers. The only one that maybe should've stayed is TBC5man since we had a guild for a short while but they've all gone their sepearte ways now.
>>502614214I vote for keeping this one, no link to previous thread is bad manners
>>502614374RIP TempleOS
>>502614414considering you accidentally posted about the namefag in /haha/ and now are posting pics from it, it's obvious youre just a shitposter
>>502613673lol
>>502614414Thank you for your vote...
wpsg will never know peace, the baton of shitposting merely passes hands
>be rogue>open on any class in turtle>die>/afk out and send my crush some gold It's the simple things lads.
Join us(me) on Tauri for some comfy progresses server gaming.
>>502614374Warmane gets discussed often enough here to deserve a spot, wallcraft as well, felmyst can go, TBC5man can stay if anons are still playing but it's been a while since they've posted, chromie i'm uncertain about
>>502614956Progressed*
>>502614520>considering you accidentally posted about the namefag in /haha/I don't know what you're referring to with this
>>502615045Felmyst, Chromie, and Wallcraft should go. Wallcraft was delayed to the Summer of 2025. I’m a high ranking member of his fedcord.
>>502614956I just started a panda priest but everyone is level 90. Guess I should get to work.
>>502615274>Wallcraft was delayed to the Summer of 2025. I’m a high ranking member of his fedcord.move it to upcoming servers, *wink wink* then
>>502613271
>>502614956>le ching chong expansionAha, no.
>>502615725Fishing :o
where is she?
Deca won
How does a 52 die in loch modan
Falafel's wife was done wrong. I will avenge her..
>>502616324>taurens can't walk around ashenvale without getting violently assaulted and raped by night elves
>>502616324NO NO STOP THEM
Can somoen cum felwood n help plz this girl keeps killing me
>>502616620Ouch.. maybe he disconnected and fell off a gryphon? Maybe he get careless and went AFK and the patrolling horde killed him. Oh! Maybe he was one of those Hardcore Warmode players and get got hunted down, that could work too. What are your theories little murloc?
>>502617240Who are these thots?
>>502617240jesus christ that game looks like shit
>>502617687bull bait
>>502615419He freaked the fuck out on one of his Euroneet paypigs a few months back. I seriously doubt he’s going to finish the project, he’s in so much schizophrenic agony.
>>502617961Enlighten us further.
>>502618103Its the same red flag matadors use
>>502618079
>>502612024Thanks!~>>502613836That's okay!~ I'll quest out here anyway. I missed Halloween vibes this year and this will be an okay replacement.
>>502618590cute
Looks like this is the real thread.
On turtle, could you just run into peoples aoe on warmode to flag them and force them into a self defense situation?
>>502619032no
>>502619032even if you flag up, duel a warmode, they still dont flag.almost every possible way of griefing hc is patched
>>502619032I tried a few ways to grief them and asked but some anon said they patched most of them, the best way to do it would be to make a hc yourself and grief in dungeons
>>502619254>>502619091>>502619296Really? I think I've been forced into pvp by unintentionally hitting a pet with aoe when a warmode guy ran past. Shame, would have been a fun way to kill hardcore players.
>>502619254there is someone crying about being griefed in world chat RIGHT NOW
>>502620307my idea was to mc a mob and have them flag that way
noob question, are you able to learn to use swords if your class is meant for daggers
>>502620796What? No class is meant for any particular weapon but each class can learn only a specific set of weaponsI figured you are a rogue, yes you can use swords but rogues do lose out on backstab and ambush if they lack a dagger in the MH but generally the overall DPS increase of swords/maces/axes balances that outIt's burst (dagga) vs sustain mostly
>>502618803Careful! This Goblin is packing SCHMEAT!
>>502621330juicy gobby GC..
>>502617038>girl
>>502621324oke, I just got some random soulbound loot with red text so I figured I couldn't use it yet
Hey guys Sylma here I wanted to discuss the thread. I've been mulling it over for a while now and I feel the best thing to do would be to kick the shitposter from the guild. I'm speaking about Deca of course. She's been crossposting and bringing discord not only to our thread but also our sister thread over in /trash/. Would you guys be okay with this?
>>502621617Yeah you'll need to go a trainer in a specific city to learn it
>>502621641Sylma would never be so mean...
>>502621641I would not be okay with that
>>502621641Kick then cuck him
>>502621641Troon lmao
>>502621641cuck (again) then kick then make him pay a fee if he wants back in
>>502621641I vote to close fmc and open and vote we form <cooky dudes erp ceaselessly>
>>502621641respect the poll
>>502621641Go to our "sister thread" and stay there. It's where you belong.
>>502621641no...
>>502621641implying sylma would need announce who she is
>>502622253Fuck off we are full keep your symla tranny here
>>502622253a-ah~
>>502621641post butt in tree form
>>502622249Sorry but as per /wpsg/ rules you have to poll at least fifty more times for it to count.
>>502620924Average paladin
>>>/trash/70902895new turgleg just dropped
>>502621641deca is someones adult male son
/wpsg/ and /heals/ is my favourite tsun tsun ship atm i just think the fighting and drama in every thread on both boards is so cute :3
so it's the elf who's ai genning slop who's the shitposter right?
>>502622579kill yourself
>>502622616Yup.
>/heals/ is so done with /wpsg/ no one has bothered to make a new thread since
Is there any reason I shouldn't be trying to join or make premades for BGs if I'm trying to get honor for rank 12? Horde druid btw
>>502622616Yes. Elaynna is mindbroken and having a multi-thread meltie.
>>502622601It's only normal for sisters to squabble~
>>502622914>FMC is the worst thing to ever happen. You are all garbage
>he still thinks "the" shitposter is one person
>>502623074Then leave Elaynna.
>>502623113Yes we know it's you and your little discord troonie friends mr "alexensual's number one fan" or whatever retard name you're going with this week.
You niggers are so bored on your chink server that you're raiding /trash/ now? Jesus fucking christ.
>>502622616Hard to say, Elaynna allegedly didn't even know what /wpsg/ is when she joined the guild
>>502623113It's your nigger guild.
>>502622616the main shitposter is the same old anti-turtle schizo, the elf is just a dumb avatarfag
>>502623312Correct.
>>502623191You first Pearl.
>>502623113Its a highlander situation
Reminder: Daniel lost, Shenna won.
>>502623229>Hard to say, Elaynna allegedly didn't even know what /wpsg/ is when she joined the guildThey were in Cats Eye Drama Club.
Is holy or disc a better leveling spec for priest in MoP? I don't want to go shadow.
>>502623603Probably disc
Elaynna, what's going on big guy? You good? Is there something you want to talk about?
>>502623603Disc is better, but soloing as either is untenable once you reach MoP zones. You WILL go shadow or you WILL do nothing but group from 85 - 90.
>>502621641leave my boywife deca alone
>>502623587So what? Most people from CEDC can attest she joined from /heals/ because when she joined the discord and we did a basic thread check she thought it was /heals/, that's how /heals/ got leaked to everyone in /wpsg/. Wherever that was honest or not it's up to the reader.
>>502624458>CEDC and FMC are just shitposting discord trannies who ruin everythingGet fucking tired already I don't wanna hear from you sissies
>>502623795>>502624289I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for taking a break from shitposting to actually talk about the game, anons.
>>502624458oooh is that why sylma asked me where i was from before inviting me to the guild? to ask if i was from /heals/ or /wpsg/?
>>502624748Correct. She will still invite you but she just wants to set some ground rules to let people joining that it's a /wpsg/ guild primarily but you are welcome to join.
>>502624880Thats why "she" is spamming /heals/ with the annoying guild advertisement. Very good!
>>502625016i don't care as long as they keep it to themselves in the guildso far the guild has been a positive and friendly experience with no degeneracy.
>>502625110Ah so you are one of them then. Fuck you troon.
Is there an alternative to turdle that actually has roleplayers? I don't want to play on a server flooded primarily by chink gold farmers, I can't even find a quiet spot to grind mobs on this shit server.
Mail me something one of my 90s and I’ll add you to the appropriate guild on Tauri
Can't we all just get along?
>>502624458He definitely was from /heals/ and now he's shitposting that thread and this thread.
>>502625213>not a mention of troons anywhere in this discussion>immediately bring it up when someone says something that differs from your opinionlmao
>>502625324>known troon guild shitting up the threads>Point out this fact, you are likely a troon"SEE ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IS TRANNIES"Die
>>502625262Epsilon.
cant we all just get a bong yknow what im sayin
>>502625415>not in the guild>don't interact with the guild in game>"they must all be troons!"you believe everything you read on this anonymous image board? your opinion is based on speculation and shitposts you've seen.
I like Darkshore, especially how fishing is so integrated in the questing!
>>502625585I am in the guild, I know what's going on in the discord. You don't need to hide it.
>>502625647t. anonymous poster with no proof or anything
>>502625596Fuck off, Grimace, and take your sausage fingers with you.
>>502625693t.roon
>>502625808rent free
My gal wanted to go somewhere warm, this is all I could afford on my budget
>>502625262I barely see chinks now ever since they got their own server and now blizzard does business in china againthey've pretty much disappeared
See you soon in durotar/mulgore/tirisfal glades
>>502625596No one cares elven whore
>>502625278Forgot to add the picture
>>502626850can i do swv as a fresh 60 or will i get my shitter fisted? dps if it matters
>>502626562Sent something to Schizie. Please save me from these random guild invites.
extremely cheap gay male prostitute
>>502627319where
>>502627354350g or a little less that $20 USD
>>502627671oh rmt? no thanks
>>502627749No, that's what the math worked out to. Don't forget it was spread out over close to 8 hours in BFD.
>>502627319>>502627354>>502627671>>502627749>>502627868DONT REMIND ME ABOUT HOW OUR QUEEN GOT ROBBED
Everytime I play turtle wow it gets a giant updateI've been using the same client for like 3 years does this mean I need to redownload and reinstall?
>>502628119I would yeah
>>502627982Robbed? It wasn't even her gold. I gave her that for enchants. I'm glad Olivine avenged me.
You now remember Faralynn.
>>502628246Actually I gave her that gold.
>>502628246im glad ur gold got taken :)
>>502627170It's doable, low dps sucks in vault but the only real dps test is the last boss
The adventure is over sisters...I slipped on a rock and fell right into an elite...
>>502629069This isn't real. Stop. Why...
>>502629148I'm sorry, it's real...I'll just have to start a new one!
Any horde want my nelfie to give them a full body massage?
>>502629284A chance for a new adventure... you're far more resilient than I'd be in that situation. Good luck!
>>502629284holy shit that's unfortunate
>>502628205k reinstalled with fresh download but there wasnt a WoWFOV.exe with this one
Finally 30. Gonna leave Ashenvale for STV I think. Was not a fan of the custom quests here. Next time I level a character I'll try to skip this place completely. Been fine with all other zones so far but this place just felt like a slog.
Waiting for the boat with this nelf.>>502629593WoWFOV.exe is outdated please don't use it. Use the regular exe.
>>502629593Yeah it's not used anymore. If you have issues with aspect ratio I believe some anon said you could fix it via the config file or something like that.
>>502629631Getting to 30 is rough in itself, regardless of where. Alliance have it a bit easier but even so it sucks.Now you can STV from 30 to 45 or something ridiculous.
>>502629547I knew exactly what I was getting into when I started! Though I probably won't do slow and steady on the next one...>>502629553I would have lived if he didn't resist my scream but it is what it is... I also could have just paid more attention.What should I roll next?
>>502629284RIP LilTroonbro
>>502629780For me it's druid, warr or rogue.
>>502629069That's ruff, I mean rutt, I mean rough.
>threads become insufferable at the same time as blizzard announces fresh vanilla and mopIs this all blizzards doing? Are they trying to make us play fresh?
>>502629981No it's the users from <Full Moon Company>
>>502629284No please just stay dead.
>>502629858Maybe I'll give druid a try, haven't tried one on turtle yet.
>>502627192Come to Tauri guys, it’s safe here!
>>502630141Pretty safe to level considering you can run from things in cat form and travel form.
>>502629686>>502629749ah okthanks lads
Flying towards Auberdine...
>>502629284>sharia loonWhay did anon mean by this
>>502630449ishnu ALLAH
i wish there was more horde on twow that wanted a nelfie gf
>>502630575Horde players want to play the game, allys want to goon. Simple as.
The new adventure begins...
>>502630807Turn pvp on...
>>502627671>350g or a little less that $20 USDKeep in mind they ERPed for about 8 hours total. Which means Sharbull was getting paid $2.50 an hour, well under minimum wage.By comparison, the average Mcdonalds worker makes $9.53 an hour. Putting in the same hours, he would have made $76.24 or roughly 1500 gold on Turtle Wow. He would have also spared his dignity, as working a mcjob is easily above being a cheap gay male prostitute who got paid a pittance to make a tranny cum multiple times over.
>>502630712i could help motivate them to play way better :3
>>502630807Oh I can't wait for you to post a close up of your whore every level
>>502630936No one cares Deca.
>>502631048Why did you reply to yourself? That's not eve her.
>>502631047just for you anon, I hit level 2!!!
Are we doomed to be in this general forever
Deca posts are easy to tell apart from others. Common traits: secretly wants bull cock, ellipses, mostly found on /heals/ now. There. That's it.
>>502631298
>>502631168Sharbull has made some people butthurt...
>>502631216so fvcing zased
>>502631429>>502631048Deca hasn't played since 2019 when he was in <Mandate of Heaven> what are you idiots on about?
The price of a bull.
>>502631685fuck off Deca
>>502631540Are ogres an unlockable race on Turtle or is that a Halloween costume?
Returning after like 7 years hiatus, holy shit deca is still shitposting in these threads? Get a life man!
>>502631826You can buy an Ogre illusion from the Turtle Shop using coins you get from either doing Slow and Steady or paying real money.
all me btw
>>502631685QRD>anon from /heals/ fucks Sylma>discord troons suddenly seethe>anon who fucked Sylma took a bunch of gold from her>discord troons, who are accused under 100 different names, haven't stopped talking about it since
>>502631826Its a toy from lvl 30 or 40 with slow mode
Who the fuck is deca?
>>502631216Actually, I've changed my mind. I don't wanna do another HC character right now, I'm just gonna level normally.
>>502631939Are you doing alright dude?
>>502629284white woman buriedthis is actually kinda sad
>>502632053No this discord chat sucks
>>502629284rip in power
>>502629284Rest in piss
>>502632217It does so can you stop talking about it endlessly and play the game?
Why do you guys fixate on anons who just want to play the game?
quick run down on <Texas Knights>?
>>502632514Fuck off Deca
>>502632406>stop talking about it endlesslyYeah I'm responsible for all these posts.Retard.
>>502632626The anon I replied to is responsible for this post >>502631939 which is obsessing over discord erp drama which is why I asked if they're okay because clearly they aren't mentally well.
>>502629981no, it's literally all gay turtle coomers
any of the many angry anons in this thread want to unleash some of their anger on my nelfie's throat? :3
>>502631929it's literally a level 30 reward from slow and steady, no need to spend a single coin or dollar.
>>502632540redditor guild
>>502632540Bäsëd Chüd Böys. That's all you need to know.
>>502632540reddit guild
I don't think I can whisper yet but if anybody could invite Seladew to FMC I would love you very much :3
>>502630936This is something I think about when people talk about gold farms. Unless you're botting, the time you spend farming gold is absolutely wasted when you could just work even minimum wage and buy the same gold for way less hours spent working.
>>502633123>>502633152<Full Moon Company> Guild troonies represent!!!~~~
>>502633225that's a tranny guild which makes it even worse
Finally I have my Unicorn.
>>502633080The trinket you get only lasts 10 minutes and has a 60 minute cooldown.The illusion has no cooldown and lasts until you cancel it. But the illusion is also a different model.
>>502633217the difference is that playing the game is fun
>Spent 3-4 hours doing quests in mulgore earlier in the day>never got any leg meat>log in just now and immediately get 2 after 2 killsCool
>>502633396Farming gold isn't fun. It's repetitive and turns a leisure activity into a chore.
>>502633496nice going Luluanna :)
Dude none of the thread even represents <Full Moon Company> lmao, it's been super chill all weekend. I'm actually vibing hella hard with it. Not sure what people get off of trying to intimidate other anons from joining but... more power to them I guess! Anyone is welcome to join, even you shcizoanon - maybe if you actually played you'd have a bit of fun and forget about whatever is troubling you. I mean that in good heart. Whisper me or anyone who is online for an invite.
>>502633638I did it on purpose (not rly)
>>502633362May I reimburse you?
>>502633648>GM comes on and shittalks and known users in the guild spam the threadsDudes this guild is hella cool and kino fellow gamers!
>>502633846This never happened dude, chill.
>>502633846what
>>502633846>GM comes onThis is how I know you're full of shit.
>>502633935Check archive newfag this guild is cancer
>>502633648Elwynn slimes belong to Thellysiaback the fuck off!
>>502633648I'm not joining your erp tranny guild.
>>502630936Ok but, mr sharbull was gooning and smoking weed while, i don't think you can do while working at mcucknalds
>>502633975>>502633958>>502633935>>502633648all samefag
>>502633770No I earned it and it feels nice to earn something on your own.
>>502634101Mcdonalds workers are definitely high and yeah some of them jerk off on the clock. Hell some of them have actual sex with real women and not trannies while getting paid.
Bassy is the one shitposting.
>>502634310It's actually "another discord troon in Full Moon Company"
Does noone here talk about the game
Remember when you used to play WoW and have fun, Anon?
Avatarfags in a nutshell
>>502634310bassy only reads butt posts, he hides everything else
I'll have fun again in 4 days.
>>502634482yes you just choose to ignore gameplay posts
>>502634495That's the feeling I got. Same shit with twitch thots that take up 80% of the screen when they're streaming games.
>>502634495At least avatarfags play the fucking game.
>>502634485....Nah*smokes another pipe*
>>502634495checks out
>>502634495what else are you supposed to show other than the character doing the things that you've accomplished?
>>502634736kek
>>502634482Can you stop whining, its really tiresome, the thread isnt going to improve because you cry and respond to every avatar post , play the game and talk about it if you really care. you're making me nostalgic for the schizo posts a few days ago
>>502634751You're not supposed to play the game at all.You're supposed to have meltdowns of discord drama.
>Wake up from third sick nap>Thread still a gas leakIt'll all blow over soon just one more napFMC will *Cough* will...
It was Kollector.
FMCbros...
>>502634961both discord and ingame and are chill, all the drama happens in these stupid threads, ironically, discord is slower and better than this shit thread
>>502635215Why does your discord decide to come shit here then, troon? If it's so great.
If the rain won't wash the elven filth from Troll lands then I will.
FMC xisters why don't they like us...
Any Horde want to run my nelfie through RFC? I'm right outside Org and can take my clothes off and run in :3
>>502635390Why do you have to bully the poor lowbies? Can't you pick on someone equal to your level?
>>502635390This is the only man who's trying to solve the problem. If you want to fix it, follow his lead.
>>502635297because we have at least one member who is a shitposting faggot most people know who it is and they are regularly ignored in /g lol
>>502635297if you wanna call it discord drama at least be correct is what i mean, or guild drama, the only guild drama we've had is olivine being a dumbass and purging the guild taking on severals like a retard.
Why don't we just play a different mmo
>>502635549They jealous
Guys….?
>>502635761Yeah, let's go to XIV. I'm sure it's better there.
Purge the guild of the erpers and change the name to a less gay one and I might consider joinlng.
>>502635761Why don't we just play retail?
>>502635746taking on several baits*
i still prefer the reality that sylma murdered CEDC to revive her old guild
>>502635737>>502635746Half your troon guild is shitposters on here dumb retard.
>>502635390Based trollchad. Elves all deserve the rope. Especially female(male) ones.>>502635663Go back to /heals/
>anons have fun playing the game>schizos see this and mindbreak>schizos spam thread pretending to be the anons having fun, then spam the thread pretending to be anons fed up with all the spam>anons continue playing and having fun while schizos spamThis has been going on in /wpsg/ since forever and will never end.
>>502635867Join us on Tauri, teehee!
I found a Night elf who's not in the guild and who's into erp, should I ask her if she wants to join our guild? I can even recommend her Sharbull or Warhorn or someone else.
It obviously just the mad people over from heals whose thread got destroyed by a couple of our retards. Name dropping helpful players like Sylma, Warhorn, Asalys, etc. Isn't helping... If we want to learn who it is we need to look at the people who are very active on heals.
>>502635827i look like this
>>502636138I think you should stop
>>502635867there's nothing wrong with the name
>>502636171>those names>helpfulSorry your guild upper management (all troons) are directly involved in shitposting here. Everyone should realize, and anyone who lurks can tell. It's all you fags.
>>502636102>Elves all deserve the rope. Especially female(male) ones.as in breath play?
>>502636337sorry but sylma is legitimately helpful and gave me some potions
>>502636278Look here is her turtle RP bio.
>>502636710troonma
>>502636138What's her name?
>>502636337that's the shitposter retard, he will now spam pretending to be those players on /heals/ as some sort of epic plot
>>502636138No. At most you may let in other anons
>>502636885Those actual names actually post. Yes there is shitposters but those anons are pests. Trust me troonie.
>>502636138Anons only.
>>502636624fuck off pearl
There is 3 discords involved in the current shitposting spree, 2 loner anons who don't usually shitpost but have become super engrossed with it (even to their surprise), 1 ultra shitposter, and a janny who decided to join in mid afternoon but left.
>>502636867Not gonna tell you.>>502636901>>502637036Okay not gonna invite her, just wanted to see if there are any Anons interested on here.
>>502637227Thank you
>>502636885
Didn't know Belle Delphine plays WoW.
>>502637135Detective Foxxo on the case>>502637449What’s wrong with your butt?
>>502636770I met her. Tiny night elf. Probably should leave her alone, FMC isn't an ERP guild it's just a guild.
>>502637850FMC is a troon guild that shitposts on here constantly.
>>502637916I'm not convinced. Can you shitpost as FMC and then cry about it a bit more? Maybe then I'll believe it.
>>502638024Don't false flag I'm exclusively pointing out that it's an erp troon guild to anons.
>>502637916ok sure
>>502637135i'm genuinely surprised it got re-kindled today. I truly thought it was over. funniest thing is watching /normal/ retards have no idea what's going on. they have no idea who to cheer for or back and often unintentionally team up with ERPers who are trolling other ERPers. also I'm one of the lone anons that never shitposts and got super engrossed with it, indeed to my own surprise. especially once /heals/ crossposting started happening it became impossible to resist constantly throwing more gas on the fire.
Say what you want about the Tauri guilds, but we’re free of drama.
>>502634495say WHAT
>>502637850>FMC isn't an ERP guild it's not?what the fuck you niggers lied to me
where did FMC come from?
>>502638412da moon
>>502637850>Full moon company not an ERP guild>Full moon>Werewolf are connected to the full moon>Werewolves are furries>your erpers do furry erpThe evidence points to the contrary. Face it, your guild will never lose this rep.
>>502638189I'd be surprised if you had drama going among 3 people
Why are kodo bulls so difficult to find? might skip this quest
>>502638189Whats the name of the Tauri guild? The FMC shit is getting too spicy.
>>502638575this is a damning argument. i'm afraid FMC is a furry erp guild.
>>502638761I run both since they are faction restricted. Mail something to me so I know who to invite.>>502626562
>>502638575trvth nvke
>>502638575it was named full moon after sylma's giant pale ass
>>502634751these niggas ain't accomplishing shit, 99% of posts is some lvl 21 with 3 hours of playtime posting his half naked ass
>>502639206Getting level 21 that fast would be very impressive
>>502639206I wish there was more ass
Why is the drop chance for the big iron fishing pole so low...
Where is she...
>>502639728SYLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>502638723I'm too busy milking all of them on my farm
>>502639670Yeah it blows but you will get it eventually, you can make okay money selling them but it's not a great strategy Honestly I'd pick a money making venture and just buy them, it's a better use of time>>502639728Sick in bed no WoW today
>>502640009I actually got it 2 traps after I made the post it took like 40 minutes in total
>>502640157Based, see you in Hyjal friend
>watch paladin delete mob>watch my druid tap the mob with auto attacks while all my finishes miss and I wait another few seconds so I can try again as it pulls everything
>>502638882>>502639064>>502639064>New evidence has been brought to the prosecutions attention. >In addition to the previous claims it has been revealed that the ringleader of the transvestites has had intercourse with a wolf. >As you may know, wolves have a symbolic connection to the full moon as well.It's not looking good full moon sisters.
The only good elf is a dead elf.
>>502640364I had to pull one gnoll at a time and drink after a kill or two, meanwhile paladins run around pulling an entire camp then running straight to the next to do the same
>30 days until MoPI've never played MoP, is anyone else rolling on Sheilun?
>>502640753at least 3 other anons are
>>502640753We have a waiting room guild on Tauri :)
My collection of elf ears grows.
>>502639206Level 21 in 3 hours is impressive, you'd need pre-arranged warlocks summoning you to questing and leveling hubs and 60's on standby to tag level you. And even then I'm not sure it'd be sufficient, even if you quit the moment your rested exp ended and restarted from there. Confirmed to not have played the game?
>>502641463it's called hyperbole autist
>>502641589Where do you think you are?
>>502641446>>502641713
>>502641713Based troll, I used to do the same to horde in Durotar on a low level character,, but that actually got me banned.
>>502641713this was the best part of doing shit like thisthe hate mail and reactions
>>502640753Why would anyone want to play with the schizophrenic furfags that shit up these threads?
>>502642043Because FMC and turdle are cancer and ruining these threads more
>>502641713The funniest part is that there's only one graveyard in that zone and it's such a long walk.
>>502642146pearl and his MoP goons ruined these threads for months when turtle was a dead server a few months ago
>>502642146Retard where do you think they came from? Fucking Mistblade MoP.
>>502637721Why are you so obsessed with my butt?>>502639206I'm level 44 now.
>>502642323This thread is always like this.Some anons play and have fun. Other anons shitpost nonstop. Some do a mix of both.It's 4chan.
>>502642146the thread ruin itself and there's no fixing
>>502642501>This thread is always like this.Wrong.
post pearl pics
>>502642501>constant avatarfagging is 4chan culture
>>502642431>they came from MistbladeThat's a lie and you know it
>>502642647Yes.
>>502642043I don't plan to play in a 4chan guild, i was just curious about other anons. And i doubt it would be a worse experience, than playing with homosexual turtle coomers.
>>502642483I wanna sniff it
>>502642647Avatarfagging and attentionwhoring is absolutely 4chan culture, it's human culture. If you want everyone to be completely faceless and incapable of distinguishing themselves from one another, even when anonymous, you are never getting your wish, tismo.
>>502642674>That's a lie and you know itThat's a lie and you know it
Class and race for this feel? I look like picrel
>>502642936ff11 puppetmaster
>>502642734I take everything back. You should invite the coomers to play MoP. A containment server for your faggotry would be perfect.
>>502642802Yep. I remember back when I posted on /b/ decades ago at this point actual women would post timestamped tits and vagoo all the fucking time.
Why is this general still buck broken by an avatarfag that hasn't played in months?He even hid his name at the start until a stalker exposed him?
>>502640753I will play but I have no idea which class I should pick
>>502642802>If you want everyone to be completely faceless and incapable of distinguishing themselves from one another, even when anonymous, you are never getting your wish, tismo.Can't even do this because high iq anons just know who the poster is
>>502643354Yeah, that's the point, true anonymity is impossible because we are all inherently different and those differences can be recognized if you focus on them enough.
>>502643354>high iq anonsnot a single anon here possesses an iq over 80
>>502643181It isn't. It's a couple schizos who became obsessed. That's it.
Sylma is pretty smart...
>>502642936night elf feral druid
>>502643594A tranny? Smart?
>>502642043the only unironic schizophrenic on mb2 didn't play a furfag race. he left the clique 3 times in 1 month
>>502643354yay I am high iq
>>502643728The question stands.
>>502643905it doesnt. you play with furfags not schizo furfags. next question
>>502644012Go back to your containment server, schizo.
>>502643675It's more likely for a tranny to be smart than for your average person, trannies unironically over-represent the autistic population
Autism =/= intelligence
>>502644248no can do. someone deleted it after pearl left and the guild got filtered by normal klaxxi
I remember fray island being harder back in the day. Might be because I was a retarded kid. Still, it's nice to have berserker stance and sweeping strikes now.
this general is not filled with nice people
>>502645213Why is everyanon nice in turtle then?
>>502645357because we can't call you a faggot in game without you crying.
>>502645357no anonymity
>>502645357great question!
>the nice player who helps you out and gives you free stuff in game is the same anon who calls you a gay retard and tells you to kill yourself in the thread
>>502645845Highly unlikely, a bitter life-bitten cunt is not going to give you free shit in an mmo.
>>502644687rage is normalized now so warrior is much more powerful at low lvls on turtle
>>502645553>because we can't call you a faggot in game without you crying.Why would i mind getting called a faggot in-game when it's bread and butter in here?
>>502645845
>>502645845unironically
>>502645845Literally me.
>>502630936
>>502645845HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN NICE TO SHARBULL?>>502646056>>502646296>>502646361>>502646056
>>502647314Go back to /heals/
Posting about yourself is big gay.
>>502647314keep that shit out of /heals/
Warhorn here, I'll be logged in for the next 30 minutes in case anyone wants to ask me any questions maybe I can help clear things up.
>>502647509You are telling us your opinion which is you posting about yourself. I'm sorry anon you have the big gay too. I don't make the rules.
>>502647737no one wants to talk to you fag
>>502647749It's not an opinion. It's a fact.You big gay. Stop posting about yourself.
Live footage of Sharbull X Sylma
Isn't the best solution to fixing the thread for you FMC people to make an ERP/FMC general? I think it could work.
>>502648101Make the thread then. I won't post in it.
>>502648101No the best solution is to ask people to talk to you in game, where no one can correct your story.
>>502648185You're retarded for caring about gay drama.
>open thread>drop a shit in it>go back to what I was doing
>>502648308You cared enough to respond fgtPic is u right now lolAre you in FMC?
>>502648101And give up on shitposting these threads to death?>>502648308You're retarded for dragging your gay high school drama into the thread.
>>502648058lol
>>502648185>ask "people" to talk to you in game where no one can correct your storySorry, I don't really want to associate with the erp trannies in your guild.
>>502648751based
The funny part is none of this drama exists in game or even on discord. It's all thread drama.
>>502648981troon lying again.
How do I get Deca or any other female night elf to bully, rob and rape me in Ashenvale?I can pay, I have deep pockets.
>>502648981Purge the erpers and then I might believe you.
>>502648981This tracks with what I learned from Khazar Milkers so I don't doubt itNiggers in the thread would regularly claim some personality or other was doing retarded shit or conspiring against someone, meanwhile nothing ever happened (except hadrian jumping ship, which amusingly was never hinted at once) and people just kept logging on and playing the gameIt sure makes you think
>>502648981>none of this is realIt's all real you liar. I watched you guys chatter about it in your chats. And I also know some of your lies too.
>>502649221Yep. It was funny to watch then and it's funny to watch now.
>>502649086Show him your orange parse in Firelands Classic 25 man. I hear he only ERPs Pumpers.
>>502649221>people just keep logging on and playing the gameWe can't call you what you are in-game.
>>502649086You need to make a thirst trap post of you in Ashenvale with your character naked and you backpack open to show gold.
>>502649254eh, some of it is real in the sense that a guild got purged out of nowhere for no reason and sylma erping with sharbull was kinda weird but besides that, nothing worth noting
>>502648981>astroturfingRight. The schizo cuckold pedophile dogfuckers are decent people deep down.
>>502649752also the guild master of FMC coming on to assert dominance over sylma that was fucking hilarious
>>502648981Is there a /wpsg/ discord?
>>502649794its not real its all fake theres no proof shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>502649960
>>502649221The way I see it, it's just a perversion of what people think 4chan was like.An entire generation of newfafs grew up on a diet of LE EPIC SCREENSHOT and now they all want to be in LE EPIC SCREENSHOT so they always, at all times, post like they are about to be put in the screenshot.
>>502650090G-gooncord...
>>502649846that was weird
>>502611863I thought troons use anime pfp?they're stealing the cats now? pretty lamet. kitten enjoyer
>>502650265almost like the entire thing is a tranny discord cess pit
If you keep talking about me things are about to get UNHINGED
>>502650090Do you guys actually use voice or is it just text only?
>>502650482Voice. I want to hear the shitposts.
>>502650603cool drop a link
>>502650631fuck off back to /heals/
>>502650631>>502650603>>502650482>>502650090very organic conversation
Man I feel like I have leveling paralysis on Turtle with the stuff they added. My zug coded brain just goes "yeah do barrens" when they expanded silver pine leveling right?
>>502650894<FMC>
>>502650723I don't even know what heals is I just want to talk to cool dudes while gaming
>>502651093I'll cuck you over VC.
>>502650869If you're a Orc or Troll it would just be the natural progression of the game.
Honestly the /heals/ discord is tame compared to the /wpsg/ discord.
>>502651260My husband is pretty fond of me so good luck mister.
>>502650784Is the organic conversation poster even an organic post?
>>502651275What if I am tauren?
Say you're a good little cuck.
>Have to run all the way to the very back of Orgrimmar to smeltYou think you do but you don't...
>>502651487I'm a good little cůck!Ill do anything mistress Faralynn, Deca and Sylma tell me to!
>>502651529It's not odd for some settlements to include what you need to smelt
That's it I'm bringing /gfur/ and /bigen/ logs into the fray
>>502651750I'm in org and someone was crafting a lvl 14 claymore for me but needed to smelt my copper first
>mistress sylma
I'm activating /beta/, you guys haven't seen true autism yet. My /trash/ sleeper cell is better, more advanced than your pathetic excuse of a /trash/ sleeper cell.
>>502651990troon-sama
Busy port inn. Kinda nice seeing these gobbos.
>mister deca
>>502651448Or tauren
>>502652030I am nearby... But I'm one of those cock-gobbos. Ya know, packin' a fat one. Swanging a dang. If you catch my drift. I got the toppy to yer sloppy. If you know what I mean. The big gloop-makers you know.
>>502652360What in the name of the earthmother are you even saying?
>>502652416the gobbo has a goblin maker filled with gobbo batter
>>502652416I got a wiener! And I am close to you! WARNING!
>Rain in the major citiesI forgot this was a thing. So nice.I forgot just how much I loved the Plague Lands. Great questing out there and a beautiful zone.I was thinking. You know, If I skip flying training in outland by just instance leveling, I will hit Northrend and still be landlocked and no one will know I didnt pay for it. Then I can just pick it all up at 80.
>>502652552A goblin marker?
>>502652552Wish you were a nelf instead.
>>502652584What server sis?
>>502652552>>502652572You know what. Maybe we kill all greenskins.
>>502652275deca...
>>502633362
>>502652716Icecrown on warmane
Honestly hoping the MB3 WPSG turnout is low, just want to game on Tauri.
Dude? After this? We're finna ball on MB3 real talk.
>>502653475shut the fuck up deca
A good chunk of posts in these threads is Deca. He's a 28 year old sperg browsing WPSG for the past 10 years. Just give it up man.
>>502654075FMC hasn't been lied about yet.
>>502654310>yetthe fact you have to type that out says everything
>>502654343ESL
<Salty Dogs> Revival ft. Glaston and Diaperslurp soon.
Deca is a grown ass man...
I doubt it's just Deca, he's a sperg but it's fairly obvious when it's him.
>>502654410Not an argument, I accept you concession. I'm sure Deca enjoyed my sloppy seconds in Ava9
Can I get a QRD on what caused you faggots to have such brainrot?
>>502655081It all started when Sharbull cucked me..
>>502655081It's me OGtucker and it all started when Lndi cucked me...
>>502655081non turtle players have a lack of servers so are bored = shitpostingsome moron wanted to make a new guild and recruited from /trash/ who then came here and found fertile ground = shitposting<thread personality> gets their name utterly raped = shitpostingit's been a lot and it's best to move on
>>502655081It's me, Hadrian and it all started when Bundy cucked me...
>>502655081A poster from /trash/ came and cucked Deca and he's been on a rampage for a solid week now
Fuck Hadrianus. Fuck Lorellai. Fuck Khazar Milkers.
FFFFFUCK SHUYA BOOTYBOA (AKA ASSCOBRA) SNACK BASEBALL HARMOO YARRICK DIAPERSLURP AND THAT NIGGER GLASTON
>ask what caused the brainrot>get a bunch of incoherent brainrot slop repliesYou can't disappoint me because I expected nothing less.
Avanine.....
>>502655903Shes a bitch but a hot bitch.
>>502655081The following is a POV of the last few days. It's long winded, and I dont careDay1>be me>Sharbull>WoW player, don't like the current expansion. Thrall's a fag.>Lets try turtle WoW!>Like RP and ERP, but also enjoy taking gold from horny idiots>Post ad for RP on /heals/, first post ever, and mention that I liked an ad posted before mine.>Eventually approached in game over mail by another user>Sylma>I think I saw her name mentioned in the thread>Lol whatever>RP rape Sylma's mouth and resize it to fit my bull dick in BFD over 4 hours.>Check thread>Shitfest>laughingemoji>Thanks for the fuck Sylma, see ya tomorrow, the BVLL is satisfied.>PlayMyCow.jpg...>Play Cow slower since anons messeging me in game. Hi everyone.>Check thread.>Seething continues, shitposting ensues.>Lol>Day2>PlayMyBVLL.jpg / Browse Thread>Sylma messenging me early in the day>Wants to RP>THIS is the bitch everyone in /wspg/ is hung up over?>Just a run of the mill type-slut. F-list.net is 90% subs like her.>Sure fine>Mating press slamfuck Sylma over 3 hours in BFD, cum inside her pussy, brand her ass, suck milk out of her tits>Getting bored half way through, though my nuts are drained>Thread seethes worse, shitposts more>Take 300g from her for my troublesTribute for the BVLL>See ya Sylma thanks for typing like a whore at me for 3 hours while I smoke weed>Make a few posts teasing the thread for fun>LevelMyBVLL.jpg
I'm not reading your brainrot posts.
Where the pandas at?
>>502655804They act like a retard. It gives them dopamine. They do it again, it gives less dopamine. They act like an even bigger retard, the dopamine is back. Rinse and repeat for years and years and this is the result.It's basically like a porn addiction but the depravity is in how autistic you can act instead of how fucked up the things you jerk off to are.
>>502656338>>502655081>Day3>LevelMy... No Browse thread this is funny>Sylma comes on>Sylma wants more attention and RP>Fucking needy lol>Chat with Sylma and ask about whats going on.>She cries about some other user in the threads named Warhorn or something and complains that he 'started all the drama' in the threads. (previously mentioned user as 'E') "hasn't been on in months">Sounds like Discord Drama>who the fuck cares.jpg>Tell "her" to ask him in the thread to talk to her if she wants his attention>Discord Drama is for faggots>She asks me to RP a few times, mentions I can tell her not to go to her raid tonight.>Hardly any story between the characters she just wants to goon>No I'd rather not tonight>Decide to go play Space Marine 2 instead of type-fuck Sylma and take more gold from her>Make a joke post about not letting her raid on Saturday>As if I care about what time she raids I talked to her like twice
>>502656468This is probably accurate. It's clear some of them like this brainrotted tauren are also mixing their retardation with their masturbation rituals.
>>502656482>Day 4>Browse My BVLL Tribute Thread>Same user she was complain/crying about when talking to me comes back after ages and has to post like 4 pictures of his character and her character together in dungeons to assert 'dominance'>On a Korean Basket Weaving Forum>In a video game>A guild was shut down>A guild was started up(?)>User Sylma was complain/crying about is the GM of the new guild>Turns out he reformed it after the old one imploded>User Sylma was complain/crying about is coom posting about claiming his e-gf or something>Crying laughing by the last post I read>Check Game>Sylma sent me gifts in the mail>Gear>More money in my pocket>I have killed a guild, rebuilt another, remade friendships, and made some discord coomer come out of hiding to make sure his e-girl doesn't fuck someone else and get her wallet drained>and made over 350g off Symla>in a few days>Bag now has over 500g in it with no effort just cause I called the right retard a slut one day>Know 90% of the replies will be like 2 anons Sylma knows, or Sylma herself, because of what she said during my time with her>All in a few days work for the BVLL>MFWI'll probably just retire the character and take the goldSylma's typing wasn't the worst, but this thread's autism gravity well is intense.Have fun.BVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLL
>that comfy feeling when I use 10-20 gold to get the best greens for my level on the AH and perform noticabely better
i did iti made a tauren hunter and added her to my friends list im one inch away from sending a whisper and demanding a relationship
Twenty dollars.
>>502655081It all started when Aurelius/Hadrianus cucked Ava9 from me
>>502656873>>502656770>>502656619>>502656482>>502656338SHARBULL PLZ RESPOND
I miss him...
Send me 10 gold wtf
>>502655081sexually frustrated losers use wow as a surrogate for a sex life
>>502657749ign?
>>502658212sylma
>/wpsg/ dies in 3 days
>>502656619Absolutely based even if noshoes.
>>502658481finally i'll have the threads to myself
>>502658481no one here is playing that shit bro
>>502658481>bending over for nu-blizzardmake sure to sign the social cucktract when you login after paying your subscription
Tauri guild is growing.
>>502655553seethe faggot
i wonder if things would have changed if i just worked up the courage to whisper her
Very rude gobbo LF slutsOr just friendship, that's fine too
>>502660119What about cucks?
>>502660206I love cucks
I notice they upped the price on a lot of things in the Turtle Shop. The illusions were 120 before and now they're all 160.
>>502656338>>502656482>>502656619
>>502660342Rude futa goblin to slap my nelfie around with her cock and takes my gold to spend frivolously!
What's this? I can't kill this thing.
>>502660938Add me up if you ever want me to bully and push you around like that loser
>>502660993They're unique quest npc's that cannot be killed unless you're on a particular quest.
>>502661168I was able to kill him by stunlocking him preventing whatever that debuff is.
>>502661262Normally you should be unable to, but this is a private server.
>>502661472I am glad I was able to, being stuck in combat isn't fun and he's in the middle of a pack of mobs I need.
>takes decas load and swallows his cum
>>502659831>everyone said they would never win>they won anywayThey fucking won....Look at how things are now...TheyFUCKINGwon....
i was promised a full unabridged breakdown of FMC's history starting from formation to today
>>502663180I'll do it tomorrow.
>>502663180just watch the anime its better
>>502663180>anon wants a hangout guild>makes one>it dies>anons want a hangout guild>it dies >they use the old one
Sylma if you want your gold back you have to apologize to Deca in the thread.This is your last warning or I'm posting the logs.
>>502658481
>>502665125does sylma erp in cat form?
>>502666443Cat form. Bear form. Aqua form.
>>502666482describe how all three worked
>>502665125No balls. You would have done it already.
Sylma ERPed with hunter wolf pet.
>>502667427Yeah that was me as the wolf pet. She took the knot well.
>>502667427A shame I only have my bear right now.
>>502667427proof?
Hello to fem pandas.
>Today I'll post the logs>Today I'll post the logs>Today I'll post the logs>Today I'll post the logs for real final warning guise>Today I'll post the logs for REALY real
>>502667754Well well, I think I recognize this wolf boySorry for disappearing yesterday, slept pretty badly so I snoozed most of the day
This place just gets worse every time I check in on it.
>>502667782you are so lucky it makes me mad
>>502667754fem pandas belong to male vulperas on retail
This time Sharbull is REALLY going to release the chat logs (REALLY)
>>502668019I don't mind sharing what I catch, we could ask him if he'd like us both having fun with him at the same time y'know
>>502668349umm... wow
Me: Fucking your waifu in front of your face. You: Screeching about it on a Cantonese Yoghurt Synthesizing Forum.
>>502668609actually this is a japanese anonymous image board
>>502668609why he got his armor on?
>>502668609and then you got cucked by warhornwho will cuck him next?
I regret wishing for more taurenposters itt, I didn't know how bad things were in regards to BBC fetishism
Anyone tested Shaman tanks yet? Are they only for dungeon nonsense? I am kind of on the fence whether to make a shaman or druid.
>>502668564You'll have to make a character first obviously, think about it
>>502669514what server?
>>502669560mistblade 2
>>502669457I saw a sham tank decked in raid gear, looks pretty viable now
>>502669593i'll think about it thanks
>>502667427hotwhat model?
>>502668869>sharbull cucked a wolf>warhorn cucked sharbullI predict a kodo will be next.
>>502670936what's the end goal?
>>502670936Nah, it'll be a gang of angry murlocs.They want revenge for what happened in BFD.
>>502669108male tauren, female draenie, female belf, and female nelf are all the cringiest fags on the planet
>>502636107It's funny how some retard that have a hate boner for turtle went through all those hops and jumps to make people leave
>>502630936>Which means Sharbull was getting paid $2.50 an hour, well under minimum wage.Not even illegals work for that little.
>>502671134Nefarian.
>>502671293he was being paid to receive virtual sloppy toppy from someones adult male sonpretty good gig
>>502671583I don't think "gay for pay" is a "pretty good gig" but different strokes for different genitals
>>502671231>male tauren>cringiest fags on the planet
it was rape.
>>502671790ok ok my bad tauren male is hit or missthey can be total bros or cringelords. there
All alone and cold...
>>502672810ok kemono
>>502672810bitch u got fur u aint cold
>>502670936Cucking or cucked?
>>502672891
why do i recognize the name warhorn?
>check on thread>some fmcfags are defending the guild claiming it is infact NOT an erp guild>go to bed>wake up>check on thread>the usual erp trannies from fmc going bvll bvlll bvll and cuck posting once againFMC's reputation really is unsalvageable. They cannot help themselves.
>banned for THREE FUCKING DAYS for saying nigger because it's "not related to video games">meanwhile all the furry smut erp garbage goes on completely unpunishedJannies are truly trannies.
>>502671869Thanks for the nuance anon <3
>>502673619based gif
>>502674030
Hello /wpsg/ i want to host my own wow private server for practice, i want to host on a linux server, where should i start looking ?
>>502675431Azerothcore and spp I believe
>>502611501is there an option to stay in your human form as boomkin in turtle?thinking of rolling a druid and it depends entirely on the above question.
>>502675880no idea why i had the quote there
>>502676023I'm not 100% sure but I think some costume can keep you in a human like form, I've seen feral druid abilites going off while someone was in disguise
>I've never played horde before cataclysm changed the world, I think I'll try shaman since I've never played one of thosenot 10 minutes later I get invites from human women, its over for me bros isnt it, I'm doomed to a life of dispensing my meat to alliance women
>>502676084https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=870oh nice it actually exists.looks like i roll a qt night elf druid
>>502676523Booms are pretty good from what I've seen, and theres is little competition for gear, at 32 there is a dungeon thats has a lot of items with arcane damage on it
>>502676301Fake and gay. t.Orc shammie who never interact with another human and been chilling in the mountains for years
>>502676797There was another if you want proof of that but I only have her leaving party, mind you I dont actually rp/erp
SYLMAAA
>>502645845literally me lol
you love to see it
>>502678417That's some good shit.Great rewards too.
>>502675880
>>502679208oh shit its a donation only thing?
>>502679263I think you can get that many coins by chaning your password and setting up a 2FA
>>502679263You can get 200 coins from leveling a character to 60 using the turtle glyph
>>502674546you can tell he's a bro and 10/10 tank
Did they rebalance the dungeons in twow? The recommended lvls in the dungeon finder feel a bit off at times.
is there a turbo button addon or does that count as botting?
>>502681630thats just a vanilla thing its always better to be about 2-3 levels over the lower end recommendation if your a dps or tankhealers can get away with being slightly underleveled if the overall group isnt
>>502681630not easy dungeons: Deadmines, Uldaman, Stormwind Vault, Karazhan Cryptseasy dungeons: everything else
>>502682073Deadmines are only not easy if your warlocks can't cast recklessness, paladins judge justice and rogues don't know how to fucking gouge or mages don't know how to cycle sheep to interrupt the fucking goblin summons.
>>502682073I will be dragging FMC into KC and SWV as a fresh 60 once I'm there in a few days. It'll be glorious.
When do I begin my tank adventure, I know shamans arent the best but I want a challenge
>>502682465as soon as you can spec into improved earth shock and defensive talents probably
>>502682251Now try to explain this to brainlets in the middle of the dungeon!
>>502682465Shamans are THE best. Maybe not at tanking but, I support you Anon. You'll do great!
>>502682583just take party lead and do markers + simple instructions for marks
>>502682514I dont see improved earth shock, I figure I'll just make my way down the enhancement tree and pick up what makes sense.>>502682609I asked a friend which tanks he prefers healing and shaman didnt make the list and I immediately knew I must play itI've also never played shaman I hear they fall short in some dungeons due to resitances does anyone know which I should look out for
what are the chances turtle brings back shockadins? that was my favorite pally playstyle.
>>502673049>>502673573Where did you go...? Also it's fine, I've been snooze maxxing as well.
>>502683808they said they're going to consider it readding it back
>>502683971thank fuck
>>502683810Lurking! Why, do you want me to log in?~
>>502684267Yes.
>>502682514I've tanked all 5->20 mans on both classic and turtle (pre-class changes), you can definitely start at level 15.
>>502682073I had the worst dungeon experience yesterday in uldaman. The under leveled tank kept body pulling 2-3 packs at a time and couldn't keep aggro so at least one guy died every other pull. And then we had a full wipe towards the end when the tank pulled 2 packs + a boss.His under leveled rogue friend logged off and then the tank left the party making the rogue the new party leader which meant we couldn’t invite anyone new.
>>502682465Just do RFC at 14 or something, easy.
>>502684725Can't you just all leave party and one of you invites the other 2?
bros im thinking of leveling a paladinnever played one before
>>502683808>kill shockadins>kill reckoningWhen will noshoes stop crying about paladins lmao
>>502685535wait for classic fresh in 3 days
>>502685736>giving blizz my moneyno way! even if i like the classic client, fresh is a meme and blizz are cucks.
>>502685535That's the start of the erp pipeline. First you go pala, then elf and after that you start erping with other lonely men online. Don't do it anon.
>>502685816no way i was thinking of male dorf cuz i like their animations
>>502685847take the fucking hat off!!!
>>502685983"no"
what do we think about Azeroth at War?
>>502685847God you're such a lucky panda...
>>502686536is that the one with a metric fuck ton of races?
Good Morning /wpsg/
>>502686641SHOWER GOBBIE IN GOLD (the coin, not the other thing associated with that)
>>502686742Only if you can find me in Sparkwater Port before I vanish!
>>502686553
>>502685816this is not me...
>>502686564I don't know if it's metric fuck ton, but there's murlocks, broken, high elves etc. As well as sub-races like dark iron dwarves and ice trolls, and so on
why is /wowcg/ faster than us...
>>502688045cause you fmc nigs ruin everything
is this why bassy keeps telling me to sit on his lap?
>>502688045Cuz fresh is going to be king once again
>>502687036share logs
>>502688420Wonder how long itll be king for this time. Maybe a week and a half?
Early morning Alterac Valleys with coffee are the best ways to start your day!
>>502689175Please bully me Deca, I will pay you 200 gold
>>502689175I love you
>>502689175My wife.
>>502689175Coffee is yuck, it makes the inside of my mouth feel like its coated in plastic and then I have to go bio in 40 minutes. Coffee flavored ice cream or other treats are great
>walking by Alterac>sone warmode nigger rogue struggling with pve>he finishes his mob and sits down to eat>around 1k hp>presence of mind>arcane rupture>oneshots him>keep running without skipping a beatKWABOTY
take bets on whether OnyFans will finish Naxx before Kara 40 comes out
>>502688507what would you do with them
>>502690554masturbate
>>502691302You could stand outside the room and watch the logs since we use /e to erp
>>502691530>we use /e to erpwont you get banned
>>502691552Not a lot of mods in mistblade as far as I know!
>>502691680hopefully they at least warn you first
>>502691530how do you do long paragraphs without your own name disrupting the flow?
Just writing in third person, taking inspiration from f-list and /me. If we lack space, we end the sentence with a - before doing another paragraph on another message from the same previous sentence
>>502692114meant for >>502691874
>>502692261>my tank spec is completely unusablethat's true for every tank spec>enhance is a meme>bear needs the stupid weapon and struggles with threat anyway>deep prot offers literally nothing over fury tankingvanilla is so dogshit it's unreal
>>502692683rogue tank*coughs up blood and fucking dies*
>in stormwind>"head pls">level 16 night elf hardcore
>>502693764>nelf>begging to give headokay makes sense>stormwind
>>502691874Instead of just his/her name, you could use pronouns/synonyms for your character as well. For example:>[Name] picks an apple>He picks an apple>The orc/the greenskin/the man picks an appleDifferent words, same sentence
Called some griefer a gobligger, Will this warning last forever?
So you guys straight up type paragraphs at each other?
>>502695323That is what roleplay is yeah
>>502695038Which serb?
>>502695323>so you guys straight up communicate with each other the way people used to communicate before they were hit by fluoride, sugar, internet and other brainrots?Why would you ask such a thing?
>>502695038gobligger or nigger
>>502695553Nordanaar inTurtle WoW
>>502695709erping through correspondence sounds based
>>502695323ypepo be crankin dey peckers to words
>>502695832gobligger. And GMs ruled it as a "racial slur". Meanwhile the entire world chat is filled with gnome genocide jokes 50% of the time.
>>502696201It entirely depends on reports I believe, I've seen an admin teleport infront of me <3 minutes after some cross faction pvp rule was broken, and I've seen trade talk usa politics for an hour
>>502696331Turtle WoW is such a dogshit garbage that it's actually pretty soul unironically.
>>502696201gnomes, like the inhabitants of palestine, are not people and thus do not have any protections
>>502696176Unironically got messaged by a "woman" in some gacha mobile game where we eroleplayed every day, hardest dick I EVER had for days.
This is what your average paladin player actually believes.I've been playing Tauri for about a day now and it's been fun. This is my first time trying cata+ and the questlines have actually made me pay attention rather than just click through boring quest text. It's not too challenging so far, but I'm enjoying it.
>>502696983Do you remember which game it was, anon? There aren't too many gacha games that let you interact with other players from what I recall, rather than adding them as a support member in your team.
>>502697205This is me and it's true
>>502697371Omniheroes, but it only happened with one person, just lucked out I guess. The best sub and easy to rp to girl I've talked to ever.
>>502697205I love how paladins live rent free in green nigger heads even though they're the most dogshit class in every role but pvp.
>>502695038is this real?
>>502698371yes 100%.
>>502695038Mighty amount of meaningless buzzwords.
>>502695038the funniest part is that it's a russian server and they don't give a shit about any of that garbage so it's just virtue signagling to keep western paypigs happy
>Be loud and rowdy during a dungeon run >Pull way too much and complain about others>Mistress calls me a bad girl, orders me to /sit and scolds me in front of the whole group>Threatens me if this continues she's going to put a leash on me>Be nice and patient during a dungeon run>Wait for all the mana users to drink in peace and be careful with my pulls>Mistress calls me a good girl and /pats me>Tells me she'll buy me a tasty treat later like a Croissant or an EclairS-stop treating me like a dog! I don't like this at all!
>>502698002>Randomly thinking about orcniggers and pvpLook who really has something rent free in their mind
>>502699365You are a dog. That's why you fuck them in Duskwood.
>>502699365a warrior made this post
>>502698850well Im sure the jannies of whom one muted me cared.
>>502698850yeah escept they hire westerner social justice warriors as gms.
Met a LOVELY Goblin in a bar before I had to leave. Her throat was so tight...!~ Hope to see you again soon dear.
>>502699365cute! though could do without the AI trash
Come and join Tauri :)
>>502699561prot warriors have to beg to tank now as both pallies and bear do it better, please understand
>>502699747Do you guys erp on Tauri too?
>>502700152I have worgen male char on tauri if you into that
>>502692683Playing vanilla for the end game is like playing retail for the leveling experience
>>502700576>playing vanilla so you can collect 12 0.1% drop rate bear asses>only if the devs bothered adding a quest for itvanilla leveling is so good everyone zoomercleaved SM to skip it
>>502701024>>502701024>>502701024I say it is time for a 2500 words limitMove it, there is updates
>>502699461Only hordeniggers complain about paladins and 90% of horde is orcs because of the racial.
