Previous: >>505770271Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run is on until 12/15 7PM EST• Version 9.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v910• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
no reason to keep playing this boring big run once the minimum score for gold is reached
my wife
I'm not mean to anyone, I just think blocking people who only wanted to play with you without telling them why is a dick move.
It is now yebby hours, post a yebby.
Whats the strat for glowflies? Im kinda lost, Ive just been humping the wall under the basket
No fatties allowed beyond this point
I THINK GLOWFLIES SUCKS
>>506052125But sure but i think right wall (on the basket level) is better, easier to get eggs in
I think we're tilted boys
I'm tilting ;_;Gonna hop off, I don't want to start draggin' you lads down
Okay I need to reup and reload my brain cells, sorry sr group. GGs as always
ggslets hit that trium, youi dont get tilted
>>506052876>>506052887I don't think I'm tilting but those static spawns last shift were definitely the final nail in the "okay time to take a break" coffin
>>506052876i read this as titted boys
>>506052720Yeah you are 100% right, I noticed it the second time we got glowflies. You dont even need to swim on the wall
>>506053324
>>506052934Yeah I'll go till end of rot or triPerfect 135 finally, that's a relief>>506052887>>506052901GGs lads, good fishing!
way to go, yougood way to end itGGs
>>506051573They're a good wife aight
>>506054175
>>506053960Right on, what a perfect ending! GGs BB, thanks for my second tri and high score!
>>506051582She will never unblock you, babe
>>506054821you're garbage at salmon run
I'm surprised people haven't unfriended me considering I haven't played in 2 years.
>>506055031I collect /ink/ers like pokemon.
>>506054978I'm good at not being a miserable sad asshole though :)
>>506055163You will never have me back you french freak
>>506055359basedorama
>>506055359Stop talking about him, or else artists will take pity and draw him.
>>506055031I never unfriend anyone (though I wish I could purge some rando non-/ink/ers). I'm bad at noticing that someone has not been online for a while. But then I do feel happy when I see them back on, and I realize that something has been missing in my feed.I wish that people had not left.
>>506055503>artistsname a single one that still frequents this thread
>>506052970You know the wave is going to be something when this is how it starts
Very nice
I can draw my own ceph, look at this masterpiece
>>506055758Nta just wanted to say hi
>>506056229<3
>>506056181Not even fridge worthy
>>506055250youre supposed to ignore the schizo sis
Printing /ink/er art and posting it on my fridge door
you just had to go and scare off all the OCfriends from 2.now we have nothing creative at all in the thread for 3.
I was talking to my veemo friend the other day, true story and she had a bad Salmon Run. And then I said "Salmon Run? I thought they waddled."*audience woomys*
>>506052876>>506052970>>506052901GGs!
>>506057209cute!
>>506057209Super cute!! GGs!
>>506057209This is lovely, thank you!!
If nono could draw you would like him more
I've lost control of my life.
>>506058178My yebby is allergic to chocolate
>>506058396It's okay, the chocolate was for woomy anyway.
Yuri is cringe get dicked
>>506059389Sorry but I don't like to see males that aren't me and dicks that aren't mine in my porn.
>>506058396What about cthocolate?
>>506058396I will drown your yeb in a vat of chocolate
>>506059776AGP, very sad
>>506059389you sure seem to like dicks anon, are you sure you're not one of them yebby lovers?
Yebby drowning in the chocolate riverInflated blueberry gum woomyVeemo falling into the nut incinerator Weyyo stuck in the TV
>>506060103Woomy Wonka
>>506058396POST YEBBY so my weyy can gift him something different for Squidmas.
>mini splatling in my team>floor never turfedWhy are you useless
anyone wanna BR?
>spent a match with my dog asking for a cuddle by placing his chin and neck all over my face>could barely see or breathe>wonHis cuddle request has been granted
>>506051582>>506054889>>506055592I can accept the outcome and move on.
>>506067463No you can't, you're too stubborn
>>506067463Why did you quote me?
>>506067463If that's true you wouldn't reply or even be on here
>>506072530How the fuck can anyone's favorite not be Callie
>>506072916I hate Callie and I hate you for saying something so stupid
>want to join pb for cute cephs>no desire to renew nso because I fucking hate this gameIt might actually be owari da....
>>506072916I don't feel strongly about Marie or Callie either way.
>>506074729Based. I will be dead before SBR gets animated
I wish my teammates were never under my general skill level so I would have more fun with the gale
>>506073579
>>506080764yeah fuck you too buddykeep scrolling
>>506073603>renewed it anywayTurns out I hate myself more than anything
>>506085324Marie's small labia, peanut-sized clit and delicate bush
BR 1 king at rot?
>>506086070Still around? I'm down.
I'm running out of fit ideas to make and don't know how else to keep myself interest in this game.
>>506087854OCtism is what I do.
>>506087532Sorry I found a group to play with
Idols are not sex objects
>>506087909You don't need to play the game for that sort of autismal shit.
>>506088109Lying ass nigga
>>506088109All females are. Including woomies.
>>506088109Uh-huh, sure
>>506089314The blue fairy will make her a real Moray Eel but every time she lies her ass and boobs get bigger
>>506089638Callie is too dum to know what sex is
>>506090000What has she been doing with those weyyos at Octo Canyon then? Physical exercise?
>>506090395*Takos
>>506088756It helps me stay motivated to make new fits and take cute pics.
>>506090490Correct
who salmn
Callie is canonically into pretty boys
isn't big run suppose to take the stage being invaded out of rotation in pvp?why is it in the next x battle rotation?
>>506091984They don't care anymore.
2/4 BR room! Host: G
>>506092538lmk when up
>>5060925383/4 starting
>>506091836whores can't discriminate
Was covid a thing when they were developing side order? I genuinely do not understand why it took them so long to make something so barebones. I've seen 30+ hour dlc campaigns made in less time
>>506091836Weyyos are pretty cute.
>added silicon caps on my joysticks loosen due to sudden change in tempararure>try to play without thrm>perform worst, sluggier movementsFuck me I'm gluing this shit
>>506092538Damn, are you full?
>>506092967>>506093563up
>>506092967>>506093563Up!
>>506093193I don't need that shit, ain't got fat fingers
>Go Vegan in my teamI regret winning
>>506095589I had someone on my team named FREE ISRAEL and he idled in spawn for the whole match.
Who's that cute weyyo on the pool.
>>506096378>cute weyyoDoesn't narrow it down enough, they're all cute
>>506096378Cute/handsome weyyos wear tinted shades
PB 0/10
A lost game is a waste of time, I earn little cash, no gear exp and no catalog points. Just let me get on with the game and move on to a match I may earn something out of.
gggss trifshs
gggggggggggs slom!
>>506098397>6/10it's joever...
ggs salmn
>>506097664One with the damaged hero suit.
Rules please.
>>506098807Game is actually not worth playing, we merely torture ourselves for cute cephs
>>506098956Oh there were rules
>>506098956The one time I DON'T read and there's rules
>>506098807I dodge PBs with special rules.
>/ink/ reading pb rules vs /ink/ waiting for drawfags
>>506098956I'll come back at 2 then.
>>506099471>he hates fun
I'm tired and wanna nap but that would male the PB lose a member and I can't do that to my /ink/ buddies
>>506100037That's not fun.
Anyone got scans of the new artbook
>>506100360yes it is, except if you are an underage tryhard who only plays one weapon
>>506100675We'll probably have to wait until a western release comes out, japs are notorious corporate cocksuckers.
>>506100867if you were a true fan you would buy the artbook
>>506101143Fuck off Nogami.
>>506101143Side order is the last time I'm letting this company rob me
>>506101590you're gonna buy splatoon 4 at launch
>>506101627Nigga I never bought splat 2, if 4 has the same devs I'm skipping it
Fat Veemo is 3000lbs...
>>506101739cap
>>506101757Veemo is shorebidly obese
>>506102298she eat all the foods...
I felt silly and wore random gear, wasn't a good idea
>>506103406did you at least look as silly as you felt?
>>506103406Peak woomy behavior
nice lag bro
I'll stop after this one
2nd hour starting after pics.
We were 4v4 for the pics lmao
bedhair woomiesmy beloved...
Invite me to the private chat, guys...
I see youNZAP
>All NZAPwhy would you ever
>>506106853siiiiiiiip
>>506106765Shut up nono
There are other weapons than your main you know
I thought rules said no rollers
fat veemo banned from the pb
>>506107940The what?
>>506107940I'm filled with shame.
>>506108482>>506098956
>>506107724Do you play fighting games with characters you don't like?
>>506108635Yes I play Kirby
>>506108719>smash>fighting game
>>506108719Kirby is fun, most splatoon 3 weapons are not
Quick roll Ceph + Slop/Gloopsuit
>>506109107veemosilver
>>506109107Weyyo.Silver.
>>506109182Done
Callie in her tight, pink goopsuit.
>MR PRESIDENT, GET DOWNI was a few bullets away...
>>506108719
>>506109927they're quite loose actually
ggs pbfdbs sorry if I'm lagging
>>506110973He's talking about her suit, not her asshole.
GGs PB, my eyes were half closed the entire time I need sleep
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://voca.ro/14ozsXa7zwJV
Anyone biggie runs?
ggs pb!
>>506111686I could go for a large jog.
GGs
begone pb scum
>>506111261you mean her loose, jiggly wobble wagon?
>>506111585GGs!
>>506111890Making woom nao.
ggs PB. Thanks for hosting!
>>506111585GGs PB.
>>506111585GGs PB (I didn't play)
>>506111686Knock
>>506112560Why not
>>506111585GGs pb
>>506112383panono <3
>>506112615Full
>>506112650Because I wasn't home and playing the game earlier today got me in a bad mood so I didn't want to ruin the fun for everyone else.
this weapon feels pretty silly sometimes
GGs again.Collage: https://files.catbox.moe/jiufhl.png
fuck off
>>506114620all this effort for something a single trizooka could do in two seconds
>>506115169>not just using the grizz roller or charger
>>506115169that’s what makes it fun!
>>506115169Tbh that's a better clip than a lol gg ez trizooka clip
It's always fun watching a screamer realize xe's wrong
>>506089638Idk which is hotter Octo or Summer Nights Callie.
1 triumv big run anyone?
Where yebs...........
>>506115280>>506116171but i was of impression that /ink/ supports ngmi's buff-only philosophy and unrestrained powercreep taking away fun things and replacing them with efficient "press button, get result" options. and here are you two, enthusiastic about inefficient self-proclaimed "fun" things succeeding against odds.
>>506119623i can like both!
>>506119623imagine going "this general is one person" for a game you don't even play anymore
Callie totally naked except for pink thong.
>>506120283marie...please, she's your sister
>>506120283Shaking her supple, toned butt for weyyos
>>506119974Can someone draw this with Judd's paw and Callie's hand.
>>506120767weyyos ignoring her and looking at yebbies instead
>>506119623Both things can be true at the same time. Also Nogami should buff screen
>>506120870Ewww
>>506120870Anon my best friend in the world... When we BR...
>>506115169>>506119623trizooka is balanced and honest now
>>506121341Zooka is not any less fraudulent as it was now, it's only that compfags have bullshit that can make it less bullshit (but good luck in solo queue where you're at the mercy of matchmaking)
Callies toned ass.Maries chubby fat butt.
GG's Big Runners!
ggs woom runners stupid big fish are all dead
GGs SR
GGs trifshh!
anyone making their ceph wear shorts in the dead of winter should be arrested for cruelty
>>506122418It's not winter here.
>>506122418My woomy runs hot. She's always on that grindset mindset
fat veemo so big she's warm all year round!
>>506122418Woomy is Finnish, she's not weak to cold.
>>506122690more like she can't even feel her extremities freezing because they lack blood flow anyway
>>506122740As far as we know all woomies and veemos are from not-japan making them not-japanese. there are no not-finnish woomies.
>>506122875No haista vittu sit :DD
>>506122418My woomy only wears spats, no exception
>>506122748She sweats lots even during the winter! She needs to bare skin!
>>506121341lol
Reminder a hoe is never cold
>>506122875why are there squindians then
>>506124174Unless it's ajar
>>506124174and kold is never a hoe
>>506124238squintians
I love you.
>>506125490>not mewoohoo!
>>506125490>tfw no /ink/ gf to say this to me
big booty woomy
big titty veemo
>>506126294fuck off loser
>>506126294Just get a gf. Splatoon is pretty woman friendly in terms of getting someone into the game.
>>506126667dont be mean
>>506126157
>>506120283
>>506126864callie bae is so fleek I literally can't even
>>506127014God I'm having PTSD flashbacks
>>506127014I hate NoA
Callie valley girl setting activated.
>>506126763I don't want a splatoon gf. I want an /ink/ gf because at least I would know she's probably into ryona and would be okay with lolis.
>>506127493Okay registered sex offender
thicksuho
>>506127493I feel your exact pain, anon
>>506128528she can bebigger
>>506128528Need utsuthighs choking the life out of me
>>506127605big woomy...
>>506129069That shiver outfit is so cute
>>506129016shiver...
>>506127493timmy lucked out
does your gf know you play splatoon?
>>506135813I bought her a Switch a few years ago and she has 2000 hours in ACNH. It's the only Switch game she has.
>>506135813My gf is woomy
>>506135813my husband is afraid of me when I play splatoon
Wommy time.
stop talking about your imaginary gf
>>506136515Based.
>>506137093There are people here with kids. Is having a gf that farfetched?
>>506137041this is simply too silly
>>506137041your smallfry died
>>506136515did you not tell her acnh is the worst one?
>>506137405Wommies are the real fish now.
>>506137469>anon lets the world know he doesn't understand women
>>506137827choose your woomyhero or dark
I want to pick up a woomy by her arms
>>506137827why is the black woomy dressed in gold is this a racist joke
>>506137827sex with these woomies
>>506138168Probably to match her eyes.
>>506138168gold complements the dark skin, aestheticlet
fat veemos mobility scooter is gold!
>>506137827I miss the silver eyed Panko
the coordination couldn't be anymore obvious, always on the 9 too
>>506139397please keep crying it's hilarious
>>506139397I don't get it.
it's me, the feet coordinator
it's me, the only team future member on /ink/
>>506140030The future is dead, past has won, now leave.
>>506140030there were quite a few
>>506140116the past already happened, it's gone
>>506140215Shut the fuck up retard.
>>50614019200p
>the anti-foot obsessed faggot was the one complaining about "coordination">all because he has to reply normally
>>506140368lollmao
I will fatten Callie and Marie.
>>506140458a fruitless endeavorcallie's bottom can't get any fatter than it already is...
>>506140458Marie? Sure. Callie's too hyper for that.
I don't know what a good alternative is but having your shots blocked by a teammate when you could've gotten this kill is so utterly fucking miserable
>>506141065Implement friendly-fire so splatlings can move them out of the way with force.
>>506138323This. It's quite pleasing
>>506140579nonsensethat butt will become so large she'll be embarrassed just to waddle to crusty seans
>>506141532>friendly charger on perch>shoot them to they fall in to the death pit on scorch gorge
>>506141221
>>506141960species traitors
>>506141960Disgusting
>>506140458what the fuckGood idea, thanks
>>506141960every yebby in this general is gay
>>506142183It is not a new idea.
>>506142312Nah I just meant to use those characters specifically
>>506142513That too is not a new idea.
>>506142693The characters slipped my mind damnit
>>506140192i'm in this image and I like it and everyone else in this image
>>506142183calm yourself rz
>>506140192Look at all these losers
>>506143156Same but i don't like frye
>>506143353If I find out whoever you are I will never look at you the same way
>>506143232I am overdue for drawing fat bitches, anon.
>>506143662do acht instead
>>506143662why aren't you drawing every idol as fat, including big man
>>506126864Do you think she normally wears that or only hypnotized
frye goes nopan
>>506143662You're overdue for killing yourself
>>506145203she's more a gohan girl anyway
Frye Beast
frye breast
>>506147743my favorite pearl pic
>>506093116The developers were playing catch-up for the entirety of Splatoon 3's content cycle due to its interrupted development, so Side Order took a huge hit due to that. I really think Nintendo should have delayed Splatoon 3 by a few months, probably would have solved a lot of issues the game had during its active life.Must suck for the developers to see something they have so much passion for be limited by factors outside their control.
>>506147743sexo
>>506146862>>506147310
>>506149354oops
Frye test
>Pearlie this cancer thing is really strong...I don't think Agent 8 can help.
>>506149653I didn't study...
>https://www.nintendo.com/jp/character/splatoon/en/music/13/index.html>https://splatoon.nintendo.com/base/en/music/dedf1sh/Someone explain this to me
>>506150073Stop asking questing goy I mean Anon.
>>506150073your explanation is that that website is based on splatoon 2 before acht's background was changed
Stop questioning Nogami's greatness
>>506150546punting paul as hard as I can!
>they are unaware
>>506150546both websites still get updated, and both of them are based on splatoon 2 though
>>506151108>>506151072I kind of doubt that website designers like 3 levels removed from the actual game are giving much of a shit about keeping up with the game's lore.
>>506150795I will when he adds maid gear
>>506151072they're a pair after all. but dedf1sh is one person
>>506151242disspair broke up
>>506151242in the new tracklist, Acht mentioned that Disspair hasn't performed together in over a yearthe group is probably done-for
>>506151585My wife on the right and no I'm not FrenchThank fuck
...sneakysnake hasn't hosted yet
>>506153934I think he just let his NSO run out.
>>506124167stop laughing
>>506154980why would i not laugh at something stupid
>>506127605Thanks anon.
thinking about Acht.
the easiest way to fix the special spam rps meta is to give them cooldownszooka? cooldownstrikes? cooldownproblem solved
Thinking about acht’s snug dress
>>506156943that's a bandaid, not a solutionall it does is makes the weakest part of the rps, bubble, slightly more favourablethese specials' brute force peak power is the issue in itselfbesides, judging by how ngmi removed cooldown from b-bomb to turn it into tri-strike 2, no nerfs of that kind are going to happen
thinking about acht’s lithe frame
>>506157213Booyah bomb has never had a cooldown, are you high?
Trizooka is going to be buffed to Quadzooka in Spl4t. Quadruple Inkstrike too.
>>506157362sorry, not cooldown, activation delaythe only thing that balanced b-bomb's effect is the wait until it charges, it lost you many opportunities, massively limited spammability and gave opponents time to shred your armornow it charges almost instantly, so you can act fast, spam like there's no tomorrow and there's barely anything that can stop itnot even specials, it charges faster than you can activate splashdown or do an instant reefslider, it is 100% guranteed to go off unless you start in the middle of an already activated tri-strike
>>506156875>>506157180>>506157337I do this
>>506157946>it is a good special nowI fail to see the problem. Specials are supposed to be strong.
specials are supposed to be counter-ableno, running away doesn't count
>>506160302b-bomb was strong beforeits strengths were compensated by its appropriate weaknessesnow it has no weaknesses>>506161315running away can be a valid option against specials that fall flat if they don't get effect without engaging you, for example kraken that is 100% worthless and even detrimental if you don't get anyone. but 3 has a lot of specials that will just take your shit and not pay if you run away, and even specials that you can't even run away from (zooka).
>>506161936>it has no weaknesses!it can still be killed before the armor goes up and it’s very vulnerable shortly after the booyah is thrown (mostly to bombs)
>>506163792Not to mention that it still expands very slowly so if your weapon isn't a turflet you can still walk back and paint over it to prevent it from taking over the zone.>b-but TCTC is the worst mode in the game, stop playing it.
>>506164080>TC is the worst mode in the gameThis series is almost 10 years old uoh and still people can't wrap their head around the best mode in the game.
>>506164745Why is wommy mad?
>>506164862stop saying wommy
>>506163792"kill them before they activate the special" is "counterplay" to any special. and b-bomb is one of the last valid panic specials, so if anything, it's a strong point for it, it's harder to kill before activation than just about any other special. >afterafter doesn't matter, the special is already doing its job, you're wailing on someone with an empty bar and, if you can reach them after activation, out of position anyway. >>506164080>it's got no weaknesses, but look, it doesn't quite have the brute force power of this other overpowered special either, so it's balanced! what an absolute squeezerbrain, you arewhat's next, you say that all subs are useless because even range blaster can paint over the suction bomb explosion?>>506164839rm is the best tho
>>506164862Someone called her a wommy
>>506165109Wommy!
I want to play big run but I dont want to find my switch and charge my switch
Anyone got a room going? Currently at 111 eggs, Though I can sense that 135 is just within reach.
>>506164839TC isn't and never will be a good mode let alone the bestSee:>Killer Wail>Bubbler>Inkstrike>Stingray>Booyah Bomb>Triple Inkstrike>Booyah Bomb AGAIN>Kraken Royale>Big Bubbler
>>506165261I was going to make a well-structured rebuttal, but then I got to the end of your post and read>rm is the best thoand realized you're fucking retarded.
>>506165261>rainmakerit’s only barely better than tc, and that’s only because 3 gave RM checkpoints so it can’t end in 5 seconds
Nogami our Lord in Heaven, please give reefslider a post-use way of not getting killed by camping chargers
>>506166719Just give it recoil for the user, getting launched forward further. Would require to change the animation so it's not opening
>>506165549rm and cb are the control-oriented modes, they are the essence of splatoon. expand and conquer. cb would be much better if it had a well-designed tutorial, but it's still got a bit of a focus on secondary resource, rm is as pure and focused as it gets. tc is inherently offensive because tower is slow, so you have to brute force your way into enemy turf. offense is not splatoon's strongest point so tc can't be splatoon's strongest mode, but there are people who enjoy it.zones are defensive and in their own bubble of gameplay considerations because of their more tactical, siege nature. the problem with zones in 3 is that the meta of shit is hostile to any and all defensive play, so it's hit by far the hardest by ngmi's ineptitude.
>>506166719>please give us more stupid unpunishable specials!no>but beefslider is shit!good, it's a fundamentally poorly designed special. worst thing that can happen with a poorly designed special is it becoming strong.
>>506168418Reefslider is already punished by its start-up and straight-line trajectory.
Crab nerfs imminent
>>506170991Didn't have issues with crab in a long while
>>506171098it's disrupting the rock paper scissors meta by being a compromise solution to all three, can't have that
>>506171259Please stop watching chara
>>506171259Crab still loses to zooka.
>>506171259A good bomb throw makes quick work out of them, just requires some aiming. They're as killable as ultra stamp for bomb-subs Only time they're a real threat is when they're backed off by their team ratting you out
>>506172496OMG HE THREW A BOMB LOOK LOOK SOMEONE DRAW HIM
>>506172496>english uiwhoever started this french meme really is retarded
>>506173152SEXO
>>506172812No it’s true he was caught soliciting minors.
>>506173152kill yourself
Crab did nothing wrong
>>506172812Je suis français tho? For every 10 posts I make, 3 or 4 contain some sort of grammar mistake or weird phrasing outing me as ESL. And I sound like a weird british/american hybrid since I learnt english mostly through movies, tv series, popular songs and the internet. The reason my Switch, computer, phone and every devices I use have their language set to english is to maintain my own english through constant exposure. I'm sure I'm not the only ESL here doing this
>>506173152I wish Marie would wear this for me on our honeymoon at the Bahamas
>>506174430can you vocaroo your voice pls
>>506174430wow one french phrase. i'm totally convinced.
Omelette du fromage
>>506143883been incredibly Busy w other shit that I havent even been able to draw, also im Cautious of Big Man bc that'll activate GT.>>506145996working on it>>506143819>spoilerThat's about as much permission i need to satisfy vampire rules, thank you
>>506175532Joining
>>506174693I sound like a terrible Joker impression with an inconsistent french accent. Don't want my /ink/ buddies to see me as a clown>>506174807C'est juste chiant d'écrire en français, je ne l'aime vraiment pas ma langue maternelle. Et plus personne ne fait d'efforts à l'écriture. Was born into this culture I never felt I belong to, not just because I'm an outcast nowadays
>>506175532ay
>>506175532Joining too, haven't played much since yesterday and freelancers kinda stink now.
>>506172812there is no reason to use any translation for splat other than english and japanese because for some reason they decided to translate all weapon names in all languagesi guess it makes sense for a game that wasn't supposed to be competitive, but it became competitive, and tintenwerfer tells you nothing
>>506175857>>506175996>>506176056goin up
bonus thing,
>>506176468Smoking is bad for your lungs
>>506176790Everyone who drinks water dies.
that's why I drink pepsi instead
>>506176790>smoking is le bad because muh cartoon dog said so
>Yebweyys are voluntarily gassing themselves to death because a cartoon dog told them not toJa mein furher... der plazaqueereradikationplan ist working...
>>506177391>cartoon dogwhat
Oops.
>>506178912It's Day 15 here
>>506179268
>>506180321GGs!! very fun
GGs P! You guys are invisible in my lobby, new bug?
>>506180321GGs
>>506140368>>506143293>>50614019200p and yet all of the fun.I recall pastfags always talking about how shit their fest was going and presenters kept getting hate from both sidesFuturebros simply had the most fun :D
>>506140192There's my beeb! 00p and I'd do it again :D
This is a woomy.
GGs slommers!
>>506181772Shameless woomy showing everyone her clam.
>>506182221she is trying to hide it but she can't it's just filled to the brim
I'm getting tilted, GGs SR
GGs sr fun
ggsfat fuck was in the way so couldn't revive
1 woomy, 2 woomy, 3 woomyA whole lotta woomy
And a veemo
>>506187590only need one veemo for a whole lotta veemo
are our cephs friends or do you think they hold grudges and resentment towards each other?
>>506188887I don't think my bundle of data in a video game can hold grudges towards anyone else's data in a video game.
>>506188887my woomy is too grumpy to have friends
>>506188887My woomy hates a certain weyyo for ruining his games
>>506189879>woomy >hisThat's a yebby.
is ink open to the idea of weemos, voomies weybbies and yeyyos?
>>506189439you are not silly enough to be here
>>506190530The lights are out but I still woom.
>>506177391>>506187996kill yourself
>>506190849Why is her mask upside down?
>>506191634It is a mystery.
>>506191634birth defectshe is a special woomy
>>506188887You're already blocked.
>>506194715nani?!
Grezar more like Gayzar
>>506188887It’s more along the lines of your ceph being intimidated and envious of how much cooler and awesome their friends are.
Any news of bankara walker scan/ordertune rip?
>>506195705My ceph has delusion of grandeur
>>506188887My woomy loves her st/ink/y friends! Even the dum ones.
Any Salmo?
Why do I take losses in open worse than in series or X?
>>506199863What do you mean?As in the Knockouts are more brutal, or you’re more of an emotional train wreck when you lose in open?
>>506199863Open is casualCasual means more shittersMore shitters means higher blood pressure
>>506200339>more shitterstechnically yes, but if the guy is a shitter, he should be matched with shitters, that's how it works. the problem with open is that it matches shitters with non-shitters. it's a problem in every mode, but at least x gatekeeps the shittiest of shitters.
>>506175756cute
>>506175756i like the dangerous fingers
GGSR T!
>>506200246>emotional train wreckThat's quite the stretch, but I think >>506200339 is right and it's just lowered expectations. I easily rack up generous winstreaks in open often so if I lose one too many times my mood sours more than, say, going x-3 twice in a row in other modes.
Open is frustrating because you can play as well as you can, if your team isn't doing the bare minimum you won't win. You alternate between wiping the enemy and advancing the objective but you can't do both of those things on a single inktank
>>506205640Acht, Marina and Pearl following her to the elevator
>>506205640Why are octos always so caked up?
>>506205978They evolved to look sexy in order to disorient yebbies during the great turf war
Concept art for Marina bossfight
>>506206424+What I assume is the aftermath, artist definitely binged Neon Genesis Evangelion prior
>>506199863>he actually tries to win his unwinnable gamesroflmaotake the afk pill already anyone who has actual game sense knows when they're going to lose their games and anyone who says otherwise is a lying faggot. I played a series set (all of which took 80+ seconds to find matches lmao) and lost three games in a row with Overall Splatter, #1 Score Booster and Record Score Setter in all three losses. I lost because matchmaking didn't give me a team to play with three times in a row. (also I still got these badges after I afked no one could outscore me lmao).
>>506209468>Reddit spacing>Words words wordsOpinion discarded
>>506209468don't be a bitcha losing match turns into a guilt-free team deathmatchgo murder peeps and have fun with no regard fo winning, if you win anyway it's a nice bonus to all the fun 1v1s you had
>>506209987this game isn't fun on its own
>>506209987>just waste your time in a game for five minutes when you can afk, lose in two and get a chance to go on to a game you might actually be able to winyeah you go ahead and do that
>>506210276winning is temporaryfun is forever
>>506206424>they were going to shill pearlina even harder
>>506210054sounds like a you problem
>>506210712>it's so fun to play in games where you cant winyeah that's 'watching your girlfriend get fucked by another guy is just as fun as sex' mentality
>>506211213Jesse
>>506211213>cuck fantasy out of nowheremindbroken
Salmon for a bit anyone? Got time for a Truimverate I think.
>>506212178Yes plsJoin T lobby
>>506212403Where's the room
>>506181516>woman opiniondiscarded
>>506212670>womanProof?
>>506212781the womans woman voice
Guess I'll just Freelance then.
>>506212917>>506212178Open?
>>506209468I take pride in wiping off the somewhat skilled enemy team all on my own as they let their guard down after disposing of my teammates with ease
i voted team past for marie tiddie
What makes Marie so beloved by french people?
fsh?
kill yourself
>>506216065join t room?
>>506216240okay.
>>506216365thanks babu
I voted past for Callie booty.
>>506216884She will never sleep with you because she's a fictional character :)
Crude and dumb peasants like CallieRefined and sophisticated connoisseurs appreciate Marie
Callie and Marie got a little... bigger since the concert.
>>506217560Shut the fuck up you french parasite
>>506217727mmmmm…
>>506218178they might have settled down a little too much...
The reward for this big run is a copy of an old reward, right?? Is there any point in getting the gold reward if I got it the first time?
>>506217560My favorite idol > yours
>>506218243mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
>>506218853oouugggh erotic primitive brutish wicked bimbo...
how would you feel if they didn't add salmon run in splatoon 4?
Hello again cephs we've got our final match in /vg/League 23 against /gfg/ coming up in about an hour and some change. I believe if we win or tie we move on so be there!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>506219734Depends what they decide to replace it with
>>506219073can't fit in their idol outfits now...
/ink/ why did you do this to her?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>506218552You get to put another one in your locker duh
>>506221661I WALKED MARINA IIDA UP ON STAGE
>>506222269that is not marina
>>506221661Are these octolocks? Don't tell me it's a weyyo
Telling Marina to stop dancing so sensually in front of the cephs
>>506222347I think he’s referencing the video of the midget screaming at a tuba player.
>>506221661That's John Dice
>>506219992mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
>>506222269YOU SUCK, YOU'RE GARBAGE
Fish? Spare some fish?
Big Run at the hour anyone?
>>506224984Not with you
>>506224984Yesu
Sex with woomy
fat woomy
helo guise 2dayto day i show u how 2 sex ur veemo>step 1u grab her hand and say "i <3 u veebo i want 2 do an sex on u pls">ste p2she let's u do a sex on her >step 3congration u are just did sex on vemo liek and subscrieb for moar XD!!!!!!!
>>506226986she took Ozempic and now fat veemo hates her
Sex with fat woomy but I mistook a fat roll for her coochie
>my personality? talking about my fat fetish 24/7 in a video game threadI just don't get it, why can't you talk about the game instead of talking about something that naturally disgusts 99% of the rest of the world? You wouldn't accept people talking about their love for scat or guro if it involved splatoon
>>506227119but now fat woomy looks like shriveled up prunefat veemo now knows not to take the weird drug
>>506224984I’ll do two kings
Frye is fat and Shiver is a feeder
>>506227313Being fat was a status symbol in ancient times, but you wouldn't know much about that, Somalifaggot.
>>506227313it's mostly rc spamming and false flagging so he can pretend there's a reason to post his shitty artnotice how this is in bursts and it's ALWAYS when he shows up posting art then dies off because he's not around to falseflag?>b-but that's just a coincidence!a coincidence that happens every single time is not a coincidence
>>506227453what does that make big man
>>506224984shore
>>506227661he's the big man who watches
>>506227601Shut up Babt, find somene else to obsess about
>>506227661The delivery boy that runs out to pick up food for them
>>506227804>>506227421>>506225542switch is being a bitch rn, i'm gonna check (hoping it's not my TP Link glitching)
>>506228197Why would your Twilight Princess Link glitch?
>>506227661bigger man
>>506228291It's a teleport link, silly billy. It's how the internet works.
>>506228197There is a woomy wooming your connection
>>506228197room is up
>>506227661F(l)at
>>506219864HE DOES ITHE FUCKING DOES IT
fat veemo and friends
Why is there so much disconnections? I've had disconnections myself and several shifts with players disconnecting halfway to the entire game.I can't get past 121 eggs
>>506230951Don't freelance that late especially low EVP
>>506230951Splatfests and Big Runs always bring out the casuals with the worst internet connections.
>>506233029This is a mental illness I can get behind
I had a dream that the voice actor of Big Man died and this was the only time they revealed who voiced him was, and as a result they took Big Man out of the game.
>>506233029Squelchies don't have burst bombs
>>506234637Nintendo devs deserve to be worked to death corporate japan-style
need to feel the softness of callie booty
>>506234816They already do and they survive it
GG's Runners!
I'm done for tonight, ggs fishers and thanks for coming
some ordertune tracks are finally being uploadedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6OIMX9jSH8
>>506236014>>506236041>>506236058Jeejy Ess Arr
>>506236298>00:49>02:05
>>506236041>>506236959kill yourself
>>506236298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MOLzC6SZ3k>outrothis is unexpected, does every multiplayer track on the CD have an outro?
>>506238251Yeah that was a big thing people were wanting the recordings for
>>506234637>incredible>characters>narrativeyou deserve your disappointment for entertaining such delusions
>>506240289>You cannot pants the woomy.
You cannot pants my veemo (she wears suspenders)
>>506239590If water resistance didn't impede an octopus ability to launch projectiles then they would own the sea like humans own the land and sky thanks to being able to throw things at predators to defend ourselves. Imagine an evolved octopus hurling 4-6 rocks at the same time right into a sharks dome piece
>>506240475Now why would you do that?
Give me your ceph and I may draw one or a few
>>506242771which artist is this, don't want to teehee if you've already drawn my ceph
>>506242904Even if you have teehee’d I wouldn’t care it’s Rz
>>506242771
>>506242771christmas rainy pls
>>506243126okay then
>>506242771wynaut
>>506243532I need to know if this is a woom or a yeb to add boobs or not (small)
>>506243726yeb
>>506242771Teehee >>506240289
Fat Veemo is 3,100lbs...
>>506243726it’s a woomy
you can always tell who the biggest attention whores here are by how fast they respond to tee hee draw requests at any hour of the day, especially this one >>506243425always the same "people" too. even more sad when these threads are practically dead and most of the sane people left.
WHO CARES
>>506242771She is MY ceph.
>>506244129obsessed
>>506244129you could have just posted yours
>>506244129Welcome to /vg/, now go play on traffic.
WHOsalm in 15 mins
>>506244263aight Porl
What we could have if Nogami was cool
>>506244263Imagine the hugs...
>>506243726You can see her sports bra it's a woomy
giving woomys butt a pinch
>>506244520Me
>>506245260guaranteed spinecrusher
>>506245537>"Ge-get off me... o-ock... aaacchhh"
>>506245916>>506245537this is fake marie would use her racist hag powers to banish marina before she even has a chance to approach
>>506243232>Not posting how it looks
Marie trembling in excitement, bound up and submissive. Ready for Agent 4 to have her way with her.
>>506246120canon.
>>506245314opening uop
>>506246392The surface shall rise again! She says, tits jiggling.
Callie, breasting boobily
>>506246392She even made 4 a matching spooky ghost costume for splatoween! I bet they scared a lot of cephs!
Callie, butting bootyily ass
>>506247318>>506246690plastic barbie squimbo my beloved
>>506247318>>506246690WHORE
>>506247430Like.So fleek.*butt wobbles*
why was she soyknow
>>506245916She feels much better after Marina kindly cracked her back for her
>>506248463baddie?
>>506248463i’m pissed we never got the hypno outfit as gearor any squid sisters gear for that matter
>>506242771Woomy
>>506249021A beloved woomy
>>506242771been a while
anal sex with evil cal
>>506251139Why is this creature so punchable?
>>506251308exposed tummy
>>506251308cute aggression
>>506251308
silly anon, you try to punch frye but she's so fat she absorbs the punch
Anyone interested in some suiciding this final Big Run rotation?
>>506252324GIT THA FUCK OFF MAH PORCH
I keep forgetting the lesson I learned long ago: never play any PvP game on weekends.
GGs BB
>Unlock Zinc Mini Splatling>I main splatlings so why not>Go on a winning spree as A- ranks have no clue how to deal with it>literally just walk forwards and splat people, bubble if it looks like I'm going to be caught outGod I love soloq sometimes
>>506252838Aquire proficiency
>>506253313GGs fun
>>506252482Me
>>506236298were there tracks that werent ripped before for some reason? What should I listen to?
>>506252324kek is that the plushie from the final fest venue?
>>506252324Did you make this? Is there a Callie version?
>>506254147no, there's only the deep cut versions but i lost the other twosome other anon posted the shiver one a while ago
>>506253668there are bonus tracks that we know of but they weren't uploaded yetthe ordertune version of the tracks are hq studio versions of the ingame tracks, they have a few extra tidbits and better quality basically.
>>506252482yeah i am 999
>>506252482Sounds good
>>506252482Name?
no ordertune torrent yet?
>>506253619>>506254540>>506254657>>506254942>four repliesDangerous.Host is フ, I'll host at the hour with the password 3333. Let's go for the five throw strat.
>>506255306Two were me. I'm also 999.
the cute one post her
>>506257129
>>506257207LOSER SQUID
anyone up for some big run at next rotation?
I was gonna play big run but my switch was dead and now it's saying it needs a system update to update splatoon and it wont let me do that until it's at like 20% chargeIs the reward just the cohozuna statue again?
>>506257881You want a reward for a game you don't play anymore?
>>506257992yes
*spanks callies ass*good morning babe
>That one teammate who just discovered luring who stays by the basket spamming "this way" while the rest of you go to kill the several stingers and flyfish currently harassing you.I hate how common these guys are in low level EVP.
>>506243425>>506243130>>506243532cutie cephsA hypothetical. hypothetically, if I were to set up something where anyone could tip me or even comm me...
>>506258456How about you just USE YOUR SPECIALS on the stingers and flyfish instead of abandoning everything to kill 1 mob while the basket gets overrun by lessers and eels?
>>506259008cute, thank you
>>506259008ily rz
>>506259008pankurvy
>>506259834Shit i made her curvy? sorry
I can make her more curvy.
SPHERICAL
>>506260256dont tempt me...
sphere woomy demands seanwiches
>>506259008Why is she fat?
>>506260403bigbig woomytoo much time hanging out with fat veemo
>>506259008>spoileri would be interested
splatsvillian obesity is a problem that must be stopped
>>506260003It looked fine to me, but you forgot her earrings.
>>506244129It's so dumb when someone asks for cephs to be posted. Can't they just look through the /ink/ folder they have for images to work off of?
SH here i gotta take a little break, ill remake room in a little or you can wait
>>506261541okey dokey
¿ɥsɟ ǝɹoɯ
what if you squeezed spherical woomy
>>506262206>Can't reply with the words upside downit sucks when you can't play along with the poster, such is the life of a bot.
>>506260962FUCK>>506260891I might open something up soon then...
>>506262056Okey.
>>506261728i reopened if you wanna rejoin, if not ggs
>>506262884i joined snakehands, but i'll make a room after this game.
>>506263064I can play until the end too
>>506262995oh, it filled, sorry
>>506263075japanese curry yummy
>>506263181no worries, GGs!
gg sh and others.>>506262884>>506263116oben.
>>506263845bimbo...
>>506263850GG
look what i got under my tree
I got one more in me, Suicide Room.
passionately kissing /ink/er cephs underneath the mistletoe!
>>506265946>kissing pedophilesasco
my ceph burping in your face!
>>506266225the cephs are pure
>>506266232post your ceph
>>506266232Hammer to the beak
>>506266680>>506266761It's your fault barging into my cephs messy room! She doesn't like to be disturbed!
>>506195884>ordertune rip?FLAC: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13Jgdb6RPxaThVH2J3WIvKurhQeWQx76k/view?usp=drive_linkMP3: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Al3TqKosA-BZ_gMhINpQKCVVjYjGMsoc/view?usp=drive_link
GG's Suicidal Slommers, very solid fishing!
sorry about that (´;ω;｀)
GGs suiciders!
GGs an heroes
>>506266906my ceph did nothing, yours came up to their face and belchedNow post your ceph, you cowardly wretch
>>506267237why do ocks want marie to dom them so much
>>506267237kek
>>506266925>it's realfinallythank you anon
>>506267237kill yourself
>>506267269Post your cowardly ceph retching
entire teams working against me at this point
>>506267269my ceph can't come up to people...
>entire teams working against me at this point
>>506261381Most drawfags rarely browse the general, and even more rarely play with /ink/.
>>506267434ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
>>506267434yeah, the freelancers are particularly shit this evening
>>506261381both the attentionwhore teehees and drawfags are desperate for attention, any rational person would just draw something from their folders, only an attentionwhore who wants dozens of replies asks.
>>506267630Have you tried being fresh?
which idol would belch right in your face
>>506267869You people need better fetishes.
>41and this is why i hate events like big run.
>>506267685I'm playing with /ink/ right now. False.
>>506267962it's a simple question
>>506244129>>506261381>>506267835let people enjoy things
>>506267408>>506267474damn you both
>>506267835>nono spams low quality clips and acts like a narcissist in the thread:|>drawfag wants to draw:O
>>506268167Oh yeah then draw a circle.
>>506268167He said most, not all, retarded smoking finn with fake "depression."
my cat was making a concerted effort to block the screen during that mothership wave
>>506268547>inb4 "at least he plays the game!!!"
>>506268547The fuck you mean :|People shit on him all the time.
>>506268547>>506269197i never defend french parasites.
Anyone wanna help me get gold before BR ends? I'm 10 short of it.
>>506269395yeah just give me a minute
>>506269395>>506269534Big Run is now over and my invitations were ignored.
>>506269534>>506269717>It endedGoddamnit, another fucking silver Zuna, I should just erase it all and never play again
>>506269717Never forget when /ink/ turned their back on you, let this grudge fester and turn you into a monster.
ggs fshfhsd>>506268680I don't actually smoke outside a few instances when drunk and retarded. Lungs no likey.
ggs fsh.
Finally my locker is complete
>>506270464Based. lmao2fats.
>>506270675So this is what they call cyberbullying
>>506270675kill yourself
>>506270675Sex with these woomies
>>506269842I'm not french enough to hold petty grudges.>had a full meter and played very last match with randos>got the trium to appear, didn't beat them but got 18 bronze, 6 goldWhat the hell, I didn't get gold the entire event and the one time I play with randos, I get gold.
Wow, they actually gave you a second trophy.
>>506270464>>506270624kek
>>506271039if we get one gold cohozuna every 2 years we just need to wait until 2040 to have the maximum amount of 10
>>506270624no fatties allowed schizo seething right now
fat veemo at her fat trophies
>>506271838Cute of you to assume OG Switch game online play will be supported past 2030.
woomy with a little bow on her head(she's your present)
>>506272785I know you're right but amusingly the game is still coded to support repeated catalogues through like 2100 or something
>>506272830unwrapping my present
>>506269739Now we FROSTY-FEEESSSSTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wommy
I desire fresh bread
ordertune finally ripped. 4realz this time. Have fun.https://www.tumblr.com/lumenid/769974354704498688/ordertune-rip
>won an sr match and even beat the boris>fag with "blm" in name on crew
>>506272830
>>506274127You know what to do
New>>506274392>>506274392>>506274392
