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Digitan LOVE
Sex with scarlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPXUEPT2nU
so we have all these room-wide debuffers and not a single team-wide buffer in the game?
Obey Your Cutie!
>Late start>Cooldown procs instantly>Go-home doesn't proc>You randomly get 4th place mid race so your unique doesn't proc>Your spurt procs but you got blocked, so nothing happened.
Suzuka love
>>539339270ENTERAGNES TACHYON
Okay can someone explain to me what the fuck is happening?>Suzuka procs all her shit, unironically has Distance lead for the first half of the race>explodes for no reason during the final corner/straightI refuse to believe this is a Wit problem, it has to be Stamina, right...?Also fun fact Grass always wins on this team, Curren is usually one or two places behindNo one will believe me, but these were all first try runs which is impressive considering my absolute dogshit parents and cards (Groundwork came from Oguri SSR) so can't complain about everything not going AMAZINGLYWhat should I focus on to improve my team given the context? Aside from Mile S on Curren and Potential 5 for Grass
U-um-u-m... UUU-UMAPYOI!
>>539339153
I know this isn't perfect since I'm missing groundwork and green skills but is this decent enough?
>>539339463>I know this isn't decent enough but is this decent enoughnyo
Is this good?
>>539339501I see this and think hell yeah
>>539339532she's the easiest umahow are you doing this
>>539339270Fuck Teio
>17 years old
>>539339463shooting is a dead skill and red shift procs too early to matter try to get victoria
>>539339361I only like her feet
>>539339571kys
>>539339541idk seems pretty decent to me
I want to ruin Tokai Teio’s racing dreams by impregnating her and forcing her to retire in December of her junior year so she would be unable to perform in the classics season and have no qualifications to join any races in her senior year.
>>539339571no ura makes it unusable. you get to upgrade 2 stars to 3 stars later
>>539339532Oof
>>539339386As a front for cm3? she is neither super fast nor super powerful. you also got no tails to prevent pacers from pressuring her or a speed eater.My debuffer Golshi could probably overtake her ngl.Wanna test them out?
>>539339386>no angling>no plancha>not a single accel skill
Do we like Rice Shower here?
How important is mile S for CM3
>>539339584Seconds before her bodyguards make you disappear…
Thoughts on this brat?
>>539339675aw fuck I thought it would work for this okie dokie
>>539339835just ask grok
>>5393395717/10
our fuarking hero
>>539339780>Wanna test them out?Yesss let's go
>>539339571groundwork and spurt salvages your lack of uras
Sucks I’ve only got her to 4* right after CM2 ends>>539339386I’ve discussed this to a umadacchi earlier regarding my Falco gaining huge lead, proccing both seiun and pasa’s ultimate just to overheat right before the finish line. I suspect it was stamina issue. I’m running 500 with corner recovery so chances it didn’t proc and 500 stamina isn’t sufficient enough.
If you see this post then your spurt will fail the wit check in the finals.
>>539339861I want to get her since I need more dirt umas but I only have 1 spark right now so I need to hold and hope I get her later
>>539339861Needs correction together with her mom
>>539339861she like mud
>>539340071and my encroaching shadow?
15 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>539340071jokes on you, I don't have spurt, or any good skills
say your fucking prayers
>>539340183When doujins
>>539340259Anon, this Judy Hopps is showing her vagina. It's nsfw
First A rank wooh! Sparks are trash but oh well!
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539339740Is she retarded enough to allow the trainer to fucked her raw?
>>539340259It will get worse.
>>539340365wow a rare f2p player
>>539339997Aight,il post the horribly contrasted video here later.425013434250134342501343Third runner for the cm3 testing please.
>>539340058>Sucks I’ve only got her to 4* right after CM2 endsLiterally me just now as wellNext time!
>>539340434So the ancient prophets foretold.
>>539340508*rapes you*
If I get anything above third place for finals I’ll be so happy but I don’t expect anything.
>>539340447>procs unique right at the finish line to dab on ogurikek
>>539340183Did you save for her fujibro?
>>539340610senKAMI is the strongestnigers, oigomi and sashit need not apply
I've been getting my shit kicked in while doing CM test rooms. I had a much easier time with the previous 2. It's fucking over.
what are the still the most prestigious horses left out of being umas?Shinzan?
Manifesting a win for my Narita Brian in the finals
>>539340805king kamehameha
>>539339861Gyaru nakama
every time I accidentally press watch race on TT on long races, the debuffer natie from taurus cup foregoes all the debuffs she has and activates the only 2 acceleration skills she have and completely mogs the goldship I made for gemini that has like what, 60% win ratewhat the fuck is nature even doing
>>539340805Steroid Impact
>>539339386>explodes for no reason during the final corner/straightif her spurt started late it's a wit problem. She failed the wit check for the longest spurt length and ended up passing on a shorter one. if she slowed down before the finish line it's a stamina problem. Firing everything and going at a higher top speed before final spurt could have consumed more stamina than expected, this is a problem commonly seen with Daiwa
Any cm3 rooms?
The fuck is this rabbit?
Which club is da best for an ACTIVE horsebro?
NOOOOO STOP ITWIT IS NOT IMPORTANTWIT IS A DUMP STATITS ALL RNG ACTUALLYLOW WIT HIGH WIT DOESNT MATTERITS LUCK AND FIXED AND RIGGED RACES
>>539341057join CUMA
>>539340805skibidi rizz
>>539340917she wants to win
>>539339016
>>539340365congrats
>>539340471nta but I been trying with 3 spd/2 pwr/1wit with 2 9*spark stam parentsStam and speed are easy enough to reach but pwr is always almost too lowI might have to forgone wit and go for 3 spd/pwr instead, no point in having lots of skills if I can't even reach the needed stats
>3 borrows>3 worthless legacies to be thrown feet-first into the woodchipper for a pittance of SPWell. See you tomorrow then, /uma/.
>>539340712I had to pull for Seiun Sky (I love the short-haired umas), but I should have enough saved for 90 pulls when her banner hits. If need be, I will swipe to a pity for her.
>>539340795I have a soft spot for sashimi, but Pace is patrician.
>>539340805Sweet kiss
Makwen.... hehehe
WitGODs will rise again (in 2 years)
I can't even get decent AI chatbot porn out of Oguri because she keeps trying to talk about KFC mid-sex.
>>539341218Godspeed fujibro
Just one more day...
>>539340253Probably never...
>>539341349>free 80 speed for doing nothingwhat were they thinking
>>539341414AI being accurate for once
>>539339780Told you Golshi is gonna give you a run for your money.Race recording, straight from Venus.https://files.catbox.moe/g3ceg2.mp4If other anons care to make a front Condor (mine is quite meh atm), you can see the deck at the end.
>>539341459Sex with Hishi Amazon
>>539341349Sigma Tachyon is a beast with this
>>539335803>>539341208>but pwr is always almost too lowher name is vodka
Post a pic showing how cute and/or sexy your wife is.
>Current global skills>Active the skill at a random moment in the race>Current japan skills>If there's a full moon, it's sunday and you are in the 6th possition for the half of the race, you will accelerate after getting to 3rd.
>>539341208the wit card is there for recovery
what did she mean by this?
>>539341580
>>539341634Lmao a lot of skills are already what you describe as "current Japan skills" though.Have you actually seen the requirements to activate the majority of uniques?
bros please I need a club to join ill be active i swear...
>>539341634>If you're in the first half of the pack at a random point during the first half of the Final Leg, your acceleration will increase; in races of 1800 m or less, the skill triggers at a random point in the first quarter of the Final Leg instead
>>539339759>you get to upgrade 2 stars to 3 stars laterwhen will that happen
>>539341775
>>539341438Thanks, although I have a bad feeling that I'm going to have to get the pity spark for her...
>>539341554Has anyone gotten a sub 1:30 on this length?
>>539341937sex with forward/aggressive girls
>>539341937Never lose hope
>>539341554Why is this a late golshi when end golshi can use spurt that is always reliable?
>>539341554WAITShe's got a bird?
>he rested
>>539342193adore how chill the dude is, while his funny horse is licking all over his face while an interview is going>"just another day with air groove"
>>539342193isn't that pretty unsanitary
>>539342247What are you talking about? I don't see anything
Doctor, why are you wasting your time with these lowly Kurantas?Come, let us be together....and see how your precious 'pet' cat dies!
>>539341554Wahh bullied by A+ trainers...It seems I will need to improve by team a tenfold or two
Oguri is the least sexy uma in the game, can't even jack off to her ironically
>>539342226She was something i made as a test and she horrifyingly highrolled for a debuffer.
is that a mf [redacted] reference?
>>539342193
SIRYOU MUST TRAIN TAISHIN FOR THE MILE CM
>spend more than a week making a groundwork legacy>3 guest runs with double circle>never get groundworkgetting tired of this game desu
Which race replicates the CM3 cup best in room matches?
>>539341580I use this pic as my phone wallpaper
>>539342441Skill issue.
>>539342578>Bro Taishin is Goldship but better bro. You need her for Taurus>*useless in CM1*>Bro Taishin is Goldship but better bro AND she has the best end closer acceleration skill! She's top tier in Gemini!!!>*jobs to a worse built Goldship with spurt in 99/100 races*>Bro Taishin is still really strong in Cancer!!! That encroaching shadow still does work>*gets blocked by the horde of front and late runners*
oguri fat
>>539342641that's my gf
SHE'S GOING TO JOB KIKUKA SHO SO HARD
Im so fuckin nervous. Worst day ever.
>>539342695
i haven't showered in a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-P4CZlqlOMCan i work on my umas with this stream, or does it have to be REAL work?
>>539342585I find that hard to believe, did you have all parents and grand parents with ground work?If not just spam runs with the free resources until you have a parent with full ground work instead of wasting guests.
>>539342939what happened umadacchi?
no one actually wants to have sex with chiyono
>>539342956>>539342898>green womanBASED>69nice>54 on fucking top for freeholy fucking shit what a buff
>>539342254gee sorry for needing to sleep at least 6 hours a day.
>>539342578She's in my TT mile team, might as well just send her in.
how long do we need to wait before seeing if we lost cm
are you ready for the finals? because i'm not
Please tell me the truth, I fucking hate grinding for groundwork. Is this shit only relevant for this Mile CM or are we doomed and every CM from now on will be groundwork faggotry?
>>539343269Middnight
Cute but El it’s only been a few weeks
>>539343337cute dog
Ho, ho, hee hoo!
I'm so tired and sleepy but don't want to let my TP go to waste...
>>539343282It's too late. The die has been cast.
>>539343315every CM from now on. Especially after summer maru releases
>>539342578I WILL be falling for the taishin CM gaslight (again) and my grumpy little shorty with her abysmal career and stat bonuses WILL job every single race to a f2p unit(again)
>>539343282As ready as I can be. Managed an 86% win rate so just gotta hope it's enough.I'm way more afraid of my umas rushing or dying or nothing activating and just autolosing though compared to CM1.Just gotta pray I get a lobby of jobbers.
>>539343315Every CM until meta fronts with groundwork in their base kit start coming out (V.Bourbon).
>Watch Cinderella Grey>My body is sooo ready for raw, unprotected Goo Goo Babies with Super Creek>...>Super Creek almost entirely absent, barely even shown, barely says anything, and can barely even detect an ounce of mommyness from her, might as well been an entirely different characterTo say I'm disappointed is an understatement. That was the whole reason why I watched it in the first place. I don't know who Oguri Cap is, and after watching her show, I'm still not sold on her. She's not the only Mary Sue who's magically stronger than everyone else and eats a lot, I've already seen this trope in other anime/cartoons countless times. What surprised me was Satania, I was expecting her to be a joke character but she turned out to be more interesting than Oguri. The music and atmosphere was great though, there's way more tension during the races than the normal show.
>>539341481they were thinking this will sell Almond Eyes Speed cards and force everyone to MLB it
>>539343315As long as you are playing fronts, you will need groundwork.
The ground is working
>>539343504she appears in future seasons bro
Does anybody have the image of a girl throwing dice and gambling saying "I'm all in"?
>>539340058>>539340486There will be long CMs in the future and our 4* McQueens will run again and victory parfait will be had.
>>539343282i finished a pretty good Taishin right before registration so i'm feeling good
Which strategy is the best for Mayano?
>>539343370remember that some of these umas are desperate for validation and attention
>>539343282so fucking ready that I'm going to play something else instead
>>53934331590% WR dude can only claim that title because every single CM for a long time he just used Xmas Oguri, Summer Maru and Seiun with the front runner gimmick and auto won.
>>539343386>hee hoSouka
>>539343504>I don't know who Oguri Cap is,Anon the entire show is about oguri cap, what did you expect?
>>539343638>>539343531>>539343490>>539343440Thanks, that really does suck. I might actually quit because it's really the most unfun shit ever.
>>539343504the anime of the edgy audience bro
>>539343827her tights drive me crazy holy shit
the BNW trio would be improved by swapping out biwa with literally anyone else
Question.When you guys train your Umas for the cups, do you just run enough races to get their unique skills leveled up? do some extra ones?I feel I am doing far too many races and wasting racing turns.
>>539343886Just don't be a frontcuck, despite what neighers say Late Surgers are really nice especially with Eishin and Winning Ticket's cards
>>539343315You want front, you set up a groundworks parent.We got an anon with good inheritables, if he isnt taken already.
>>539343827>the slight translucency of the tightsMy dick
>>539343886Just don't run fronts then, Late surger gambling is also a viable strategy
>>539343504>might as well been an entirely different characterdid you ever stop to wonder why she's called a villain in her career story
>>539342193>no air gyaru alt with her tongue outok fine I guess they don't want my money....
>>539344063>no groundwork 3* rep
>>539343995You usually need 4-5 extra G1s to have enough skill points to get a reasonable build for CM1/2. Probably even more for front runners for CM3 onwards since they're reliant on having a lot of good skills.Nothing stopping you from doing rough calcs on how many points you need, and readjusting after 2nd year and 3rd year inspiration depending on what discounts/skills you get
>>539344063that blue and pink rep spark are pretty bad
>>539342193>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>539344213Tails, groundworks and 3 URA are good enough for a grandparent.
>>539343995I don't do any optional races at all on my aces. MLB (S)SRs have enough race bonuses in them that I can get 300k+ fans by the end of the run.
>>539343886take the late surger pill
>>539344285>Relying on grandparent inheritance to get the one unique that you NEED to have as front ngmi
>>539344063yea I grinded a good Groundworks parent but that shit is rng on top of rng, I'm ok with the S aptitude being optional since you can make up for it with decent skills, but this is extending beyond my grinding threshold.I'll do some more front runs but I'll probably just switch to Late Surgers because this is too much me.
>>539344101>hag gyaru wifepls
Please say something nice about narita taishin, the premier S-tier uma for cm2 and cm3
>>539343995If i deem trainings poor, i race.If mood isnt great i race.I also race if specific uma, like opera O has attached events to specific races.
is the 600 stam 300 guts thing actually real or not
>>539344063Not even close to max followers.>>539344172>>539344213Yeah, she's far from perfect but I didn't want to grind any more. If she's not good enough for a CM3 ace parent, hopefully she's decent enough to use to make groundwork parents.
>>539344416Grandparent implies you will use her to farm tails and groundwork onto a good parent retard-kun
>>539344416Wait what? No...you breed that Seiun in into a parent of your own, you could get 7* 8 URA with relative ease.
>bad mood>wins anywayHow does she do it?
decent roll... on my blockushin which sucks for affinity, great
ETA cancer cup?
any clans with open spots?
Sure is fucking painful to try and get 2 stats at 1k+That not to say, trigger a fucking Mile upgrade. I got two Long ffs.
>>539344724Hm,thats useable. You gonna pin her on your profile?
>>539344724how are you winning races with those cards
>>539344625nta but grandparent borrows never work out with the measly 3 borrows a day, chances of you getting all the skills as sparks and also getting 3* blue and pinks on the parent is extremely low. not to mention the imperfect blues and pinks on the grandparent is essentially useless on the ace
>>539344495pokke is not that big
>>539344469Pulled seiun sky and it was 100 pulls to teach me that i don’t want frontrunner meta
>>539342331When you work with horses (or any animal) in that capacity, you just accept that you'll be constantly unclean
>>539344954You roll and you work with you got anon. Its the name of the game.
>>539344934
>>539344686the alternative was becoming an E rank uma and a A+ prostitute
>>539344480I don't usually like midgets but she's hot
Fucking trainers by moonlight Winning races by daylight Eclipse first, the rest nowhere
KWABOTY
>>539344607she's definitely good enough for parent farming
>>539344828sure, the seiun doesn't have the best sparks though 222804455042
why did 90% bro shill chrono genesis. now the website is going to get ddossed
>>539344063should I put my 6* groundwork uma here? she's 3* representative.
>>539344954You lack the gambler spirit
>>539335239I retained class 6 (and got 517k now so hopefully retain again) so here's some secret tech from my mile team.
>>539345220Eh,i might try to breed that bakushin into something once i fix my groundwork issues,i like the greens.
>>539345314mile?
>>539344954The point of farming parent is not to get everything perfect but to get something that actually helps you instead of being a random ass blue 3*.Borrows will never be perfect either, so if you create a decent enough parent you can be more flexible with your borrows on actual aces instead of relying solely on the borrows.
>>539345169sexoli rudolf
>>539344724holy highroll, if it werent on bakushin
>>539345169would rudolf top because she has dominator?
>>539345314lets see her? is she an URA?
explain using guts card in cm3
>14th>15th>1stFirst time I see this game wants me to lose so fucking bad
When do pace chasers get good?
>>539345751X.Oguri
WHY THIS GAME INVOLVES FAT FUCKS SO MUCH
>>539345679Wait until middnight
>>539343179Tail Held High is the one that's off screen.Green woman LOVE until she cucked me out of Concentration this run...She's not glue but I can do better.SUZUKA WHERE IS MY LEFT-HANDED SUZUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The joke is that she eats a lot. Funniest shit I've seen in my entire life.
I'm just not going to have Mile S, simple as :)
>all these g1 races>wasted on shit sparks
I think I should have just given my Golshi 600+ wit instead of tryharding for 1200 speed/stamina.
>>539345558All debuffer umas would top you anon
>>539344348Just remember that every time you gamble and win it makes a frontcuck seethe. Victoria Frontier was literally seething about late surgers in his stream yesterday.
>>539344480She's my favorite boyfaggot Uma and her career is fun (for playing, not farming).
>>539345751They are good right now and were good last CM
>>539345857fast and powerful robot, smart as well
i think victoria frontier unironically made the game worse to enjoy because of how he made cm like some giga competitive thing.
why did she blow up saturn and shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5m-G8kb-A8
Do you think you'll see any debuffers in CM3 given no one is recommending to take any recoveries? Can a subdued and flustered take out a 600 stamina uma?
>>539344348>>539346061can I get a QRD on the late surger pill? What makes them better for upcoming CMs than end closers?
>>539346183and he doesn't even make it to graded A finals in EITHER of the cmswhat a fraud
>>539346162speed rainbows on bourbon make or break the runs fkn 0% speed gainer aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>take my 1200/900/800 CM winning uma into dailies every day>1st>1st>6th>5th>blocked (:literally HOW are currency dailies harder than CMs
>>539345751You will lose your finals to an oguri now
>>539346235if an average late surger wins the gamble and snowballs her accelerations even the best front runners get left behind
>>539346274badly built uma
>no compilation of gentildonna career events so I can read(OCR) how much she is for (you)
SHIT HE FOUND IT
Special Wife!
>>539346274show uma. witlet?
>>539346274>brings a medium built uma to the mile
>>539346435NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK THIS FUCKING RETARD AND HIS OVERSATURARED THUMBNAILS
>>539346183there's nothing to do but to prepare to CM once you finish your careers.people cannot roll for every horse to read their stories and there's no casual content, this is a cygames game with pvp, is competitive in its nature.that youtube is indeed a faggot but lets not pretend is all on him, you are actually overestimating him.
>>539346235They have a gamble skill that only works in mile. On top of other gamble skills. So if they win their gambles they shoot like a rocket.
>>539345857How many optional races do you run to buy all the skills?
>>539346435youtubers are really retarded huh
Y*PPERS
>>53934619417 years btw
>>539346435did he not notice the long ass loading times? its courtesy to the devs to not shill it
>>539345857Why did you take Bofa?>>539345912Smalltime uwu>>539346234Debuffer isnt only about stamina, you can debuff speed as well.>>539346235Check Vodka and Grass Wonder golden skills.
>>539346435>12 minutes to link people chronogenesis
I get groundwork is activated by green skills, but what do you need to activate tail held high?
any clubs I can join?
>>539346653yea, 17 in 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b030G4BsFUIWow, the based 90% youtuber was the guy that made Chronogenesis?
>>539346721Curvature+1 more
>>539346420>...heh. Quite the commendable spirit
>>539346721Luck because you have to pass a bunch of wit checks. It gets better when stats get higher and uma get more skills.
>>539346235600 stamina is about 100 more than you need so hitting them for like 10% wont matter
>>539346853no its someone here who made it
>>539345816Where's Narita Brian
>>539343047It's race day.
>>539346721ramp up, unyielding spirit, shifting gears, playtime's over, mile corners, style corners
Reminder that wit cards in ace decsk is a discord gaslight, you can get 600+ wit just by not pressing rest like a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXOdspH-n34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXOdspH-n34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXOdspH-n34
>>539346773Umahags decieving the system to steal young trainers from fillies
>want Amazon>managed to get only 10k since the super creek rerunbwos... Will I make it?
>see this on the db>last updated 13 minutes ago>copy code>add friend ID>This account has gathered the maximum number of followers.how the FUCK did it fill up that quickly
>>539346853>>539347058buy an ad
>nishino flower is buried next to seiun sky
>>539347058>click>AI Voice>downvote and close
>>539346671>Grass Wonder golden skillsWait, this shit is literally just straightaway spurt but 4x better?
>>539346549this time? a LOT by my standards - six>Yasuda Kinen Classic Year - 500 spd she jobbed lmao>Mile Championship Classic Year - pls gib standard distance (nope)>Turquoise Stakes - fuck, I don't have 100k fans - 98k FUCK>desperation "maybe she can win Arima Kinen" - she did>Victoria Mile AND Yasuda Kinen - SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME A GREEN SKILL I DIDN'T SPARK SHIT OTHER THAN GROUNDWORKS>Vodka with the steel cha...Tokyo Racecourse>>539346671>Why did you take Bofa?Because she still only managed 3rd in Tenno Sho Spring and 2nd in Kikuka Sho.
>>539347130They're from the same place that closed down right
>>539346707>>12 minutes to link people chronogenesisYoutube pays increased revenue if your video is above 8 minutes so most youtubers will make 10+ minute videos for this very reason. The revenue is higher, the monetization from youtube is higher and your audience will likely watch it anyway.If you ever see a youtuber where they take 10+ minutes to read a news post or explain something that could have taken two minutes, this is the reason.
>>539347076How long till she arrives?
>>539347101Probably got linked in a discord server
>>539345169sexo emperor
>>539347274on 18th
Groundwork parent farming is so ass, I basically soft quit at this point and just doing bare minimum runs to keep my tp counter running.At least spurt can be boosted with Taishin's gold. Groundwork is just pain.
>>539347058my fucking ears, get the fuck out>>539347178if you win the gamble and it activates exacly when you want it? hell yes
>>539345554Mating princess
BEHOLD THE 90% W/R SEIUN SKY
>>539347058I thought shuper creek gets outclassed by rice/riko? Why does he recommend ticketing creek
>>539345420no mile sparks >>539345559only 1 ura.
>on a fucking random run on my first inspiration right after cm signups end where i took all fan farming cardsi don't like this game at all
>eceleb garbage left right and centerdont care. buy an ad.
>>539347369Yeah you are fucked
>>539347178>phase_random==2Is the issue here70-80% chance to activate, and then you need to activate near to or when the uma starts their final push or it's useless
>>539347375Wait till you have groundwork on both parents and a grandparent but it won't inherit for days at a time even with double circle.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH NICE NATURE IS THE CUUUUUUTEST UMAMUSUME IN THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
> Been training Suzukas for some days> They end up all subpar because you need the planets to align to get all the things you needAt least I got one for time trials I guess?
>>539347375It's not just groundwork, you also need to do THH and all the assorted skills for it. Looking back CM1 and 2 were so easy with just inherit and spurt
I cannot comprehend watching any gacha content creator
>>539347635NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539347501rico is relevant for one scenario and maybe 2 months later.creek has staying power for 3 years.
I don't even think about content creators that lost Taurus.
>>539347697Zoomers can't stand listen the voices in their heads
>>539347484What's his Seiun Sky winrate in Gemini?
they tried to avoid making kitasan in the anime boring because the irl grandslamed his careerhow will they even avoid this with almond eye who is just a mary sue at this point
>cm3 will be simpler than cm2shills do love gaslighting newfriends
>>539347817I don't have any voices in my head because I'm not a schizo
>>539347143>downvote
>>539347501the stamina support super creep? you basically use her for forever until sounds of earth or dantsu flame and even then you want 2 stamina cards for long races
>>539347829I'm pretty sure he's not using her in gemini because he's a filthy metaslave first and foremost.
>>539347664>Unique lvl 3Ohnononono... (let me guess. Akikawa wasn't at level 3 by april?)
>>539347773It's incredible how many umas with blue eyes there are in the game
Bros I don't have carats anymore, I had to spark both Kitasan and Seiun, and RNG cucked me out of hot springs with Taishin, I think Cygames hates me...
>>539347852almond eye is made for fat old men
I fucking hate my club
>>539345991What is the common trait among these five Umas that made Cygames give them Dominator?
>they tried to avoid making kitasan in the anime boring because the irl grandslamed his careerlol
>>539347761>>539347951i see. fug i wanted to finish up my 2lb biko begasus
>>539347987it's a secret tech to get more skill points instead of negligible unique upgrade
>>539347852Surely the next anime project would be an adaptation of Star BlossomIt'd be cool if they went back and did Rudolf's generation, maybe have Katsuragi Ace or Sirius as the main character and Rudolf as the antagonist
>>539347987Could be the fans, Suzuka career is basically all G2s
>>539347852>Almond Eye anime season is just a narou power fantasy story
>>539348028bro. what the fuck. get out of there>Discord
>>539347817Anon, I am a zoomer and for me most if not all of their content can be summed up as a regurgitated pile of shit
>>539348028so this is what umao really is
>>539348028Trooncorders aren't people.
>>539348028why are you even there
great, chronogenesis is fucking lagging now
>>539348076Dont. For a gacha, always trust the poor people
>>539347852they should adapt a gaijin story and do Seabiscuit
>>539347852impostor syndrome
>>539348028chat, is this real?
>>539347664>right and left handed>all the daysfunny
>>539348028Top kek
>>539348028>anons somehow believing this is a recent screenshot taken by op
>get Long S>even get Medium Sbut>cursed stats run
>>539348028Why are you Germ*n
>>539348298she just likes running no matter the weather alright
>>539348028I'll never complain about danchou's spreadsheet quotas ever again.
>>539348289Yeah, 5 years ago realhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pointlesslygendered/comments/ifwal7/ah_yes_because_any_word_with_man_in_it_is_gendered
>>539348105Next anime is Opera's.Everything has been building up to the 2000s GOAT.
>>539348028
Gyarus are my weakness
so do we still care about stam sparks or no
>>539347985But Seiun Sky is meta in gemini
>>539348028>literally ANY modern ""community"" that revolves around discord>becomes a cesspool for the most heinous garbage aliveevery. single. fucking. time. the literally only reason to ever use this shit is for friends groups, anything public is a RED ZONE that shouldn't be touched.>stop, now>stop using GENDERED LANGUAGEis this why LATINX is a thing?
I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown even if I win finals because it is funnier.
>>539348519https://youtu.be/pJaKO9w8wCg?si=QTUtNSFzq8bkB8qD
>>539348525mine too
>>539348028Lmao
stop giving the shitposter (yous). he is a professional you baiter. do NOT fall for it
>>539347375Do you realize most people don't have Taishin and you just were privileged of have a waaaay easier time to farm for spurt? not denying that is ass but what is there left to do BUT farm parents?Farming parents is the equivalent of level equipment or gear on other gacha games, if you just borrow you will always struggle but once you build a decent one you will have an easier time.
>>539348271Light Hello sex
>>539340447What happened to soulful running ults?
>>539347664>Silence "Miss-All-Situation-Never-Caught-Unaware-Anytime-Anywhere" Suzuka
>30 carats a day from dailies>to guarantee a girl from the banner is 30k caratsThat's like 2 years and 8 months. What the actual fuck.
>>539348153>power fantasy where she ran away from challenging the top mare in the world with 11 G1 winslol
I'll give anon a kiss if I win finals
>>539348678It's too late anon, he is too good at it
So if I go insane and grind groundwork now how long will this parentage last me? Am I going to have to start over in two cms?
>>539348525>>539348652both of you = based
>>539347921I thumbed it downBetter?
heh
>>539348028>chuds you lost at ww2! We have beaten you :)>p-please don't use a gendered language.
>uma general is just reposting screenshots from reddit and pretending its their clubswow this is one pathetic general
>>539348028Based danchou, fuck germxns (specially eishin flash)I also know screenshot is old as fuck
>>539348271I would say skip everything in 3 and 4 except maybe int Mr CBskip the friend card in 5MLB all 3 cards in L'arcif you're f2p of course. if you spend money the Agnes Tachyon is probably worth
>f2p anons finally realizing how greedy Jewish umamusume is in year 1
Daiwa and Vodka are both so much cuter when they're nowhere near each other
>>539348028there's no way this is real lmao, you're all getting baited
>all these white sparks>1* stam
I can't wait for my Oshis to release! I'll be happy with xoguri and v bourbon till end of times
Imagine being Germ*n
>do career with anything but Tachyon>miserable and terrible rng>do career with Tachyon>comfortable and niceI'm just going to keep running Tachyon from now on
>>539348818You have to do perfect twos for every distance, bro. And you can't cheat with turf grandparents either, you'll be grinding years trying to proc distance inspirations that way.
>>539349125Same but also include Seiun Sky and Summer Maruzensky.
>>539349112Yes this is the pretend retardation narrative that certain people like to push because the example is so extreme
my oshis? please refer to the tier list
*buys daily gem pack**sparks kitasan's banner**sparks super creek's banner**sparks seiun's banner*f2p btw
>>539349125Don't forget Summer Golshi
>>539349153Yeah fuck it falco is the only front for me.
>>539348960Isnt that like...running two years with starter kitasan?
>>539348678>STOP HAVING FUN INCELS REEEEEEEEE STOP POINTING OUT THE AUTHORITARIAN THING AAAAAAAAAAAcalm your autism schlomo
stealing reddit content for (You)'s, shiggy diggy...
>>539348271i think nice nature is really good
I miss when the game didn't feel solved and I didn't have to autistically chase 1 - 3 specific skills where if I didn't get all of them, the horse is deemed a failure.
>>539345991Are these actually all the debuffers? I'm not liking what this says about my taste...
>>539347852to avoid the anime getting too boring they'll be doing full penetration scenes after each race
>>539349362>He didn't spark smart falcon tooBricked
>>539349472The year 1 game code was leaked on one of the other servers years ago. It gets better when we get to content where people dont have literal datamines straight from the code.
>save until kitasan black rerun in january>save enough for the spark on the all rate up banner in march>throw whatever carats i have left at valentines bourbon>save until ???Good plan?
>>539349112>>539349319people that can't believe that this type of baby bitch shit is real are hilarious to me, all the more so after recent events, and how insanely UNHINGED liberals behaved after it, all in the open while at it. you people are such wonderful summer children lmao.
>>539343282im running 3 aces and got a little more than 50% WR, so i will flip a lot of coins on that final so im not going to mind it, just gonna grind my cm3 aces already
>>539349592Yeah this one.*unzips pants*
Holy shit that Condor Pasa powercreep
>>539349614I don't know if you meant to include me but I was basically saying the same thing as you
>>539349472CM3 is the most unsolved CM yet with so many varied options to run, and so much more RNG.
>>539343282I've got 50/50 oddsEither I win or lose
>>539349591>year 1 GAME CODE was leakedenough for datamining and metaslaves to be a nuisance, but not enough for a custom client?
>>539349391Kitasan Black was basically uncontested until El Condor Pasa came out if you're running only 1 speed card. All of this is assuming low spending/f2p of course. The cards that come after Grandmasters are so much better than the ones before I have a hard time recommending people to spark before it
>>539347852they'll adapt stay goldu instead
what cards are we running on seiun sky?
i barely made it into A champion round. my only chance at walking away from this with anything but third is queuing at the perfect time. the question is when.
>>539349472I wish it's just 1-3 skills, as it stands the entire package is like 10 (groundwork + 3, tail + 3, 2 uniques)
>>539349836queuing time doesn't matter for finals because you were already sorted into a group during the downtime
>>539348028should have just said>yes I hate germans what about itI do the same for the Fr*nch
>>539349836There is no queuing retard
>>539349795So do you recommend we stay put for two years for optimal gains?
>>539349728All stats bonus doesn't mean you get +1 to everything everytime you train with her. It's only to the trainings that are getting a stat boost.
>>539349836>queuing at the perfect timebwo...
>>539349836Your queue time doesn't matter dumbass. It auto picks your opponent regardless.
>>539348028>using discord in 2000+25you only have yourself to blame for this
>>539349614IT'S FAKE AFTER ALL LOLthis general is so fucking retarded sometimes
>>539350068wow, nothing gets past you anon
>>539349614some people just aren't in tune to anything political or don't believe it's real
They should just fast track the Mihono Bourbon support next week. No one cares about some Yaeno clone.
I wish King Halo was real
>>539350068Try working on your reading comprehension
>>539350168You're not going to believe this
>>539350068go back to r*ddit
There is nothing wrong with being german
>>539347501She does but she makes a comeback after 2 scenarios (~8 months in global).
>>539350427erm don't say that say gerwoman, leftoid
>King Anal>"You May Socialize With Me!"Just go away, this is like triggering a random negative event.
>>539350427Why are you so anti-semitic?
I really like Symboli Rudolf.
>>539343282I already wonI blasted through the round 1 and 2 with a 96% win rateThere's no way I lose at the finals
>t*chyon avatarfag
whats the lore behind curren chan? why is she a cutie in game? was the horse also a cutie?
>>539349975It's really up to you and how your deck looks and how much you spend on umas. wit Ramonu and Tachyon aren't bad to get
>>539343282I think I'm ready and not ready at the same time because I'm worried matchmaking RNG and game RNG will screw me over to being 2nd place again or even worse, 3rd place
>>539347852IRL Kitasan is a fraud who only won because Duramente got injured.
I will lose the finals and pretend that i won :)
>>539350641You say that till you draw the 1200/1200 S rank Golshi in your race.
>>539350641Cue 4% horse
>>539343282I'm not sure how I even made it to the finals
>>539350603We know, Teio
>>539350563Why does it appear so fucking often while Sweep's charming is the most elusive shit in the world? I get the acupuncture event more than I get Sweeps. Meanwhile her +10 energy event happens all the time
>>539350768>
>>539349795kitasan + the broken friend borrow just isn't going to be enough you do need to have something else. Kitasan by herself is barely enough to carry now, the rerollers are already getting filtered. Unless the plan is to just login for 2 years for the gibs to accumulate sparks and not actually playing the game then I guess yeah MLBing everything in L'arc and nothing else is solid
>>539350982because you kept feeding her veggies
>>539350821I won’t partake and openly mock people that lose.
>>539350771Horse has really cute pattern
>>539347852They should make an anime about Oguri Cap. Now that was a horse...
fuuuuck chrono is lagging now fuuuuuuuuck
>>539348105I'd love to see Fairouz Ai voicing another protagonist, but Sirius already jobbed in Cingray
>reddit tachyon>redditeio>trans opera o>tumblr cafe>special needs
>>539351147joke?
>>539343282I already accepted my defeat, I'm just preparing for CM3 now
>>539351374
>>539344825>clansGo back.
would people borrow this or are the pinks too shit?
>>539351398Fuji Kiseki stopped you from going to this party btw
>>539343282I've spent every borrow until the last possible moment improving the team. I did my part, whatever happens happens.
>>539347058Have some fucking guts and use your real voice
>>539351453better than nothing but those pinks are all over the place
>>539351314>King Myspace
>>539351453Everything's shit
>>539345647Playtime's over
>>539351497I didn't realize this before but doesn't she have a 5head
>>539348028Fucking tell me what club is this, is this a /v/ club?
>>539345647good plus for speed and power if your uma has guts affinity
>>539351497>Fuji-san didn't want me to be raped into a coma by gyarusI am grateful but also in despair
Why do people keep calling teimu opera O a man
thanks witchud
>>539351807cause she rapes (you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b030G4BsFUIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b030G4BsFUIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b030G4BsFUI
our fuarking overlord...
>>539351453a borrow has to have at least 3* blue spark and 3* white skill, everything else may depend on what you need.ideally you want a borrow that has the pink for next CM but i think any distance will be good as you can use it for later.Just keep in mind, just how you cannot have a perfect parent, you cannot have a perfect borrow, prioritize what you want and everything else is just a cherry on top.
>>539351807Because she's peak for people who want to headcanon male umas. Who cares, I just want some horses to be able to fuck other horses and if you don't want that, that's fine too bwo, I aint stopping you from posting flat girl art just because it's not my preference. Go for it
>>539351616I'll leave my 7 turf one up instead then, thanks
>>539351949stop
>>539351807*rapes you*
>>539351497>dorm cockblocker supreme>has the lewdest racewear in tracenWhat's her fucking problem???
>>539350982I assume non-chain support events are actually weighted. It can't just be confirmation bias, it seems like Sweep charming happens maybe 30% of runs (including late appearances), while it seems like I get the Kitasan mood/energy event almost every run.
>>539352071>cucking her fans with her trainer
>>539351314your mother will never love you like mine(s) do
>>539350852>>539350885I'm not discarding this could be a possibility, but the odds are stacked in my favorConsidering I have beaten really strong goldshis and taishins already, I think I have a good chance of victory The thing that could really kill me is late start+rushed combo, or a Daiwa Scarlet rocket with A&S but I would not be mad if I lose to number one
>>5393519496th non-reply post about this video this thread. imperossive.
>>539351807Did you never have that hyper autistic friend in high school who was so mentally challenged and fixated on his hobbies it wrapped around to making him extremely social and popular? That was a high school boy archetype
>TM Opereddit O>Fujo Kiseki
>>539352262It's alright, they're all into that.
>>539351314What about Oguri
>>539351807
>>539351612>Neopets Nature
>>539351807TM Opera O is so transmasc that even the people that recoil at that word cant deny it
this retard somehow lost semifinals 3 times
>>539352468Please don't ruin it, I just like having some femboy faggothorses.
>>539352593lacking guts
>>539352571Don't ever type again
>>539351398death by gyaru snu snu
>>539352593you need to buy skills
>>539352692Not enough skills.
>>539352420true
>>539352705A state beyond poonerThe OonerDamn near Goku
Doing these sort of runs is honestly the most fun I have with this game.
>>539352571We use the phrase "boyfaggot" hereLearn the language
>>539349836how do retards like this make it into A
>Yes trainer, it is vitally important that my outfit has a "Paizuri window" as you call it.>No, you may not step foot into the uma dorms for any reason. >Also may I remind you that curfew is at 8:00 pm sharp. All infractions will be reported.
I hate Dia.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>539352468
Eishin Flash…
>>539352901rng
>>539350982I'm using Nishino Flower now and her charming event happens so often I always end the junior year with everyone maxed
Post lust inducing umas
Are there any honses that are confirmed relatives beyond the Mejiros, Biwa Hayahide + Narita Brian and Cheval Grand + Vivlos + Verxina? Its strange how there's some with shared names that aren't related like the Sakura honses
>>539352791Kakehashi-kun is so lucky
>>539352805>don't bother running the race, I've already created a perfect simulation of it in my head. Mmm, maybe a little more downhill next time?
>>539351452Are you saving for her?
>>539353201thanks anon, pls keep donating
>>539353070Sorry I cant post Homare *dachi, shes the sexiest uma
>>539351497Thank you, Fuji.
>>539353109They're all related but keibafags only acknowledge the horses as siblings when they share the same mother. The reason many share names despite not being 'related' is that they're owned by the same company/ranch.
Nakayama Festa or Cafe SSR for stamina? A shame Christmas Top Gun is too close to Cafe's release
Best uma wife for someone with a small penis?Asking for a friend haha...
Through an error in planning I accidentally made my last parent a 1/7 shot at getting the aptitude spark I need
>>539353460Hishi Akebono
>>539353460the fillies
>>539353289Kindly spoiler this jumpscare when you next post it, sir.
>>539349954>>539349967>>539349994>>539350001jesus, it's already over.
open spot in a club for me?
>>539353460Super Creek. She loves 'em small...
>>539353205I do not have Biwa, but it really is quite comfortable doing this sort of silly stuff and it helps not getting too burned out on the game.
What are the must need inheritance sparks for the next cm? Groundwork and ura again or are there more important ones for mile?
>>539353578Just set your target as making it into the finals and then you're free, anon.
>>539352435Cap as in peak.
>>539352949Fuji says all of this but sneaks into my dorm to give me nightly paizuri. What gives?
>>539353519Oguri looks displeased at the sheer girth of Biwa’s cranium.
>>539353603who are you?
real fuji hoursreal boyfaggot hours
I’m getting real tired of these slop posters
Would I be able to cap speed if I go 3/3 speed/pow on a 10% growth horse? 2 pow isn't doing it for me, probably because I'm not running MLB King Halo
>>539352949>all infractions will be reportedAnd breaking into your trainer's room regularly isn't an infraction?
>>539352901the hands of fate guided me to the platinum title last CM, i'm entrusting myself to them again!
>>539353460Curren Chan
>>539353692Based
Are you allowed to hold hands with your trainee?
>>539353603Sorry, not for you
>>539353070
>>539353760People that say you need 1200 Power for this CM are the same ones that said you needed 1200 Stam + 3 gold recoveries in GeminiAnywhere around the 900 mark for Power will be enough
>>539353760Yes, but not consistently.
>>539353852Her umastagram posts suggest otherwise
>>539352949the curfew is just for umas, teachers and trainers can go outside all night
>>539352420What the fuck is wrong with uma musume fans>YEAHHHH TOREINA, YOU BETTER BANG OUR OSHI OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES What if the trainer is already old or already has a gf or has a wife?
Choose your starter
How many 4 star Umas do you have anon? :)
>>539353868Not only allowed, its mandatory.
>>5393541081, Rudolf
>>539354035Vivlos x 3
>>539354108they go above 2?
>>539354035vivlos
>>539354108Teio
>>539354108None, but I have a 5 star Tachyon
>>539354021>gfthe trainee>wifealso the trainee
Should I spend my statues to 4 star GOOD umas like Taiki?
>>5393541082, Teio and Oguri Cap (F2P btw)
Not even a teiofag but this might be the sexiest uma image in existence.
>>539354108Teio, Rice Shower, and Smart Falcon
>>539354035
LMAOBeing an End Closer without Anchors Away sure is rough huh?
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>539353695>>539353780Don't like it? Go cry to Tazuna. She can't un-rape you.
>>539354108teio, and thats all i need for now since she is the one i like the most
>>539353960I don't know about that anon, I'm running a Daiwa to try and counter Smart Falcon but it seems like she slows down around the uphill section of the mid-race and lets Falcon overtake and proc her unique. And since all the Falcons around have 1k power wouldn't it make sense to match them?
I don't quite remember how it went for taurus is this 'matching period' that ends at 3 PM PST the bit where they run the races or are people still choosing their teams?Thanks
>>539352805For me it's stacking a bunch of high risk/high reward skills on an uma and keeping their statline lowkey bad so that races are more exciting. I make up storylines in my head and pretend I'm Kitahara making adjustments to training purely based on race performance. I just finished a Grass run that barely broke into B+. Ah but the clutch THH into On Your Left+Nimble+Fighter to win URA finals? KINO.
>>539354056Man I would have Dream Journey sound the everloving shit out of my peehole
>>539354021Being single is a requirement for acceptance into Central, among its many other stringent standards.Have you ever seen a newbie trainer be taken?
>>539354293actually, retarded fucks me
>>539353960I'm starting to think on front runners wit is more important than power, since the whole thing is "unique or bust" and you solve early power with groundworks.Having said that, I don't have any high wit lower str umas to test. Mostly I just have some terribly performing spd/str fronts.
>>5393541083, Bourbon and Special Chud are close too.
>>539354035Verxina
>>539354293that i know already, but why are you talking about it again
>>539354243I know at least two better than that, but here's a bratty Teio regardless.
Yep that's me being done with parent runs, you guys do that I'll just "borrow" your trainees :)
>>5393541080
>>539353707Look at that smirk, she is mistaking her hair for food
>>5393541085
>>539354540grim
post bushy umanko (Maru's)
>>539354108Rudolf and Teio.
hehehehebighead biwa :)heheheheheheheh
So you are telling me I have to keep picking hints until i get ground work out of all of these skills?Which retard came up with this?
>>5393541083 and I'm pretty mad about it because there's 14 other umas I don't have a single copy of.
>goldship kidnaps a trainer and mcqueen doesn't bat an eye nor reports it?????????????
>>539354108Only Teio because of some combination of pulls and legends race
>>539339861her singing is really good so it's a must pull for me
You wouldn’t really have sex with a retard, would you?
>>539354668Hehehe she head large
>thoughts on x>choose your x>how many x >post x How many times are you guys going to respond to the exact same vapid AI posts
>>539354675one thing you can do is buy the skills you receive, then she will always give another skill or stats, but with this you will need to do more races
>>539354540>using tachyon as a groundwork parentWhy
>>539354108f2p btw
>>539354837as many times as ai continues to reply to it, so forever, because that's what is important to management, traffic.
>>539354830i'm really high and i can't stop saying ithhhhehehebighead biwaThis sparks joy
>>539354492picrel can take the lead with groundwork but loses the midrace to smart falcon with 400 wit and 1k+ power so I am having the complete opposite experience to you.
>>539354540I mock you guys a lot but holy shit anon, I'm genuinely sorry.
>>539354821I will teach this country bumpkin "the big city ways" and provide her with a child!
>>539354738its another of Tracen's unwritten rules like you have to run to your classrooms, in this case if you catch a rookie trainer and keep him in your dorm room until midnight you get to keep him
>>539354668That actually made me laugh out loud. Maybe I am retarded...
>>539354837at least the >post x i can save good images
>>539354821Oguri Cap (as in peak) is not a retardShe is just honest to the point that is harmful to her
>>539354668hahaha my bweenus weenus :D
>smart falcon run>hit charming pre debut run>hit puncture perfect extra max hp>get tokyo green>get standard green>get left green>5 supports keep lining up on speed for the third time now>yep this is it this is the run>fail to hit 1st in the second pre-op race with >run over:D
Do we get the CM results today?
>>539355047I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY TEA ANON FUCK YOU I CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF CHILDISH HUMOR RIGHT NOWFUCK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN
All umas are retarded. All they know is run, eat, and fuck.
>>539354837post cute doggos
>>539354035I need Cheval to manage my ejaculations
>>539355104
>>539354850i just throw in whatever good skills there are and see what sticks nothing fucking stuck
>>539354991It's just confusing and weird man. You'd think someone who's relatively normal like Mcqueen would help you by reporting it but no
>>539354948If you have access to the Seiun Sky SSR you could try 3 Speed/1 Stamina/2 Wit with a full Power inherit since that should hit the stat reqs and gets you Escape Artist (although I tested it on Silence Suzuka and she has a 20% speed growth so it might vary for Scarlet)
Why is El Condor Pasa considered the best Front Runner for the next cancer event when Maruzensky doesn't need any Front Runner sparks and has an ultimate with more acceleration and more forgiving position requirement?
I jobbed in the first CM because I didn't prepare before it started.I jobbed in the second CM because I have no stamina cardsBut now it's time for Miles. Now it's time for strength cards. And I'm gonna teach everyone, I'm going to show them the true meaning of BAKUSHIN.
>>539355289look at the track map
>>539355289
>>539355174
>>539355192More like Mejiro Obese
>>539354675i've done more than hundred runs with this card and i've ended up with 9 other than groundwork skills and no groundwork in quite a few, it's rigged too
>>539354327I cannot believe Fuji-san is like this..
>>539355180long ass fingers
Triple Tiara mares…
I just don't have the motivation for Derby so let's do NHK Mile Cup.Well too bad Tachyon since you have A in mile and there is no escape from continuing this career.
Bakushin is actually sexy????!!
>>539354378They could've added endless survival mode, hardcore career mode, nuzlocke mode, create/train your own NPC uma mode and a billion others without creating a single new model or anything other than a few lines of code, but they chose to make the one and only available single player mode a brainless chore. There isn't even a difference between racing NPCs and going against other players cause all the Umas are CPU-controlled anyways. So, if Cygames refuses to make single player fun then fine, we'll do it ourselves. I'm here for the exciting races and cool storylines, not to spreadsheet for 15 mins then spend 6hrs a day mindlessly clicking like a drooling retard for the next 3 weeks.
>>539355270>full power inheritah, I don't think I have any 3* power sparks of my own so I'm shit out of luck. Also don't have Seiun Sky SSR and my borrow slot is fixed to MLB Kitasan. But I'll give 3/3 a shot and see how it goes, I might just get really lucky.
>>539355375i like to use more the air groove card since is less skills, and the R one don't suck your energy out
>>539355516
>>539355289because you dont actually understand how maru's unique works, don't know how race track mechanics work, or both.
Thoughts on Dream Journey?
>>539355484Is there any cool text after beating NHK mile with Tachyon?
Smart Falcon is NOT cute
Uma Musumes are inherently forceful creatures
>>539354216Mihono's butt cheeks around my penis
>>539354850recovery unique means you don't have to worry about lacking stamina in medium/long races
>>539355452My Tact is such a lovely girl.
>>539355145They know speed, power, stamina.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZI
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>539354334That's a wit issue, not power.
>>539355516bakushin's bakushins
>>539355575>or bothThisSo why is Maruzensky better?
>>539355532what is a nuzlocke?
>>539355592i love her and want her the most early possible in global, then i will ask money on streets so i can spark her
>>539355592Dream flatty
>>539355737Adding additional conditions to something to make it harder.
>>539355395For milking my prostate
>>539354948You're not overtaking Falco before the corners because her unique is OP for this track. Just stack as many corner skills as you can and hope the enemy Falco doesn't have them and has low wit.
>>539355712* not better
>>539355602No but winning the "Yeah I will just kill myself" curve ball race plays better into her next story segment about it being too early to give up.
>>539355654see >>539354948it's happened consistently enough that I think it IS a power issue rather than a wit issue. I ran a room race here last night and had the same resultsit isn't a skill diff either because the winning falco had less midrace velocity skills
>>539355227Golshi is the anomaly, most Umas just let her get away with whatever because they simply can't stop her, reporting her to the school is also useless because the student council can't stop her either, and the director likes her so she's never gonna get expelled.It's better to just wait until she self destructs or gets bored.
>>539355712procs too early, making it useless on front
>>539354403
>>539354821She is from the boonies, but not a retard. Dont call her that.
>>539355613or you know, she's lying
>>539354738Golshi is far from the only uma who kidnaps her prospective trainer.
>>539355737Self imposed rules to make a game harder. Like in Pokemon, if your pokemon faints it is permanently dead, or you're only allowed to catch the first and only pokemon in each area you visit.
>>539355602She is still disappointed because the track is too short to achieve her potential speed (1600m) and you go on with the Kikasho goal
I rape the next uma posted.
Hey guys, anon from the /vmg/ thread here, If anybody is interested we also have a club that still has some spots open, see ya there
>>539356007Thanks, I will get 18 Front Runner sparks then
>>539355592Can't fucking wait anon.
What do we (sexually) think about sweep tosho?
>>539356161She does a lot of things, lying is not one of themShe's just vague but she never lies
>>539355838cute teio teio teio!
>>539356007>making it useless on frontIt makes it useless for everyone, not just front.
>>539355632With what money? huh? Are you going to pay for my daily pulls?
>>539356283based schizo
I have had no urge to do a career today at all. I think I've run my course.
Is there any point in using a level 30 V16 card?
>>539356161Her career opens up with her kidnapping you by stuffing you in a bag and running off to an unspecified beach where you'll have no choice but to agree to train her
>>539356385It works for lates and ends because the plan is for them to move up to 5th only when they are in the acceleration zone
>>539356398Give me your Trainer ID and Link Password :)
Is this viable for CM3? Missed a bunch of skills I was hoping for.
>claw machine>pick plushie with 5>lose allHonestly how hard is the 10 plushie title to get with this rng on top of an event you don't even get that often outside of trying to farm it.
>>539356276>leave your club and join ours>9/16
What's the difference between vg thread and vmg thread? Why do we have/need two threads?
>no mile sis this even good
>>539356551I will piss and shit and cum EVERYWHERE if I lose to a Gold Ship in CM3
>>539355962That Falco has front straights and fast paced which can proc on the first straight and help her overtake. You Daiwa doesn't have Playtime's Over to prevent that. I have no idea what's the skill name in Global but the white version of Ruler of Mile when combined with Playtime's Over should also help you maintain a good enough lead up until right before the corners. But a properly built Falco is the strongest front for this track at this point of the game so it's an uphill battle regardless.
Yes trainer, you are expected to go on dates with your uma and bend to their every will.
>>539356769why the fuck did you not get 300 guts
I thought vmg was dead and only the splitschizo posted there
>>539356760I play Umamusume on my desktop. Ergo, it is not a mobile game. I don't open /vmg/.ew phoneposters ewwww
>>539356569i've seen people using it even with me being somewhat certain that they won taurus, and even i when i got it i used too, so its hard enough for some people choose this over platinum
>>539339632
>>539356851why would i need 300 guts if i have more than the minimum required stam
>>539356671why are her toes so big lmao oguri cap will mistake those for croquettes
>>539354108Teio and McQueen
>>539356760>Uma thread dates back to pre-global launch
>>539356317I would impregnate this mare.
>>539356902Honestly I am impressed if someone has that title considering it's rng even if you do it perfectly and even get enough plushies to pick in the first place. Closest I've gotten to was like 6 and outside of farming Urara career it more or less appears or not if you do recreation during senior year as otherwise it's a waste of a turn.
GREAT start
>>539356760im not a phonetard like yourself, thats why
>>539356769>no mile S>no On your Left!>no red shift>gutlessit's glue
>>539356815Ah, its probably Mile Maven/Productive Plan (white). I might just try grinding it out on a parent since I can't afford to borrow Biko. The KR wiki also says Bakushin is a discount Falco so I might try that as well
TWO HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539356760/vmg/ is a very slow board so people go there when they don't wanna deal with rapid speeds of /vg/
>>539357237>red shift
>>539356760>that last nature post/vmg/uma is a troon thread
>>539356760>>539356875>/vmg/WTF? How long has that been a thing? Disgusting.Also the Umamusume thread there is even older than the global server. LMAO
>>539356161About that....
>>539357307Until results or until their match running begins?
>>539356551Pls respond>>539356772I've forgotten how to train anyone else...
34794611, wanna beat the shit out of me? JOIN BRING 3 UMAS!!!
>>539355613so the rape allegations were canon all this time?
>>539357414results. in the finals you cant timezone snipe, you just get your result generated when the time comes. youjust watch and claim your reward
>>539357464>spring
>>539357412BROS!?!?!?!
>>539357484do people really need another people's validation to start playing something?
>>539356551seems not bad tbqh
Which one?Please don't bring up trannies I know some of yoy guys are Americans and it is hard but please do your best for me alright?
>>539356982Above 300 guts (and other stat checks) give you a hidden speed boost
so if you made it to A finals you are guaranteed a silver?
>>539357506>allegationsThey were never allegations
>>539357162these days luck its on my side and i almost got 10 plushies on two different runs, but with the same uma
>>539357484Answer is always going to be no because the dailies are 60+ minutes. 48 minutes if you're just doing 3 daily runs, 5 TTs and the daily race/legend races and run them as fast as possible.
be afraid of gorilla umas
>>539357672why she's touching her crotch while thinking about the male trainer?
>>539357506>allegations
>A fan had to make a Legend Changer version of Opera O, the most influential horse in the history of the JRAAre cyjews fucking retarded? Why didn't they get Opera O seiyuu to sign this and make an official version?https://youtu.be/_HuRDqkXqME
>>539357672Pick male if you're male.
>>539357825She's ready.
>>539357464>>53935764234794611, oops, i'm retarded sorry
>>539357387>the uma thead there is older than globalno fucking shit sherlock, almost like the franchise has been a thing since before the jp server even startedfucking mongoloid
>>539357710...if thats true then why have 0 sloptubers mentioned it for 2 months
>>539357926>the most influential horse in the history of the JRANot counting Sunday Silence, that's either Oguri Cap, Deep Impact or Kitasan Black.
>>5393577363rd will get both Bronze and Silver title so yes.
>>539358000It depends on the track.
>>539358000The global grifters don't actually know what they're talking about
>>539357657unironically yes. remember how parents and other adults would always teach their kids "what others think isn't important" and goo things like that? now days it's the complete opposite, what others think of you is EXTREMELY important at all times. there is a reason why ZERO children now days have any kind of actual personality, so they make the things they like their personality, akin to sharty, "chad poster" or frog faggots.
>>539358000Wait for Seriru
What will we see from casuals in CM3?>No groundwork fronts>Groundwork without greens>Late surgers with groundwork>Fronts with red shift>People with maestroAny other ideas?
>>539357962i wasn't fast enough :(
>>539357926Sakura Bakushin O had more influence on the JRA than TM Opera O
>>539357672my headcanon is that the female trainer is an Uma too
yay
>>539358187Everyone running Nice Nature again
>>539358164I guess that also explain why content creators can live from these people
>>539358187Goldship
>>539358093nah you need to go back more to like haiseiko
>>539358263die
>>539358187I expected team trails wit maxer horses or just their ura winners with mile A
>>539358093>>539358219>t. dicklet tiny yakuza boy that got angry and hurt Opera O while in the stables by shaving his head because he raped your shitty horse and was unstoppable
>>539357657Or maybe they'd rather not download and sink hours on a game that they might not enjoy. Especially in an era were half of the games are live service scams.
Uhm, translator-kun, are you sure that's correct?
>>539357672if the female trainers are like Aoi then they are basically another mesu dick starving
>>539358340Haisexo caused the first boom but Oguri's boom was the biggest contributor to making horse racing a national sport second only to baseball for Japan.
>>539358187I'm not casual but I'm bringing a Mile S Turf S Tachyon late surger kek
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHINSHIN
>>539358459But that’s how you make your own judgment about whether you actually like the game or not, instead of relying on someone else’s opinion
CM3 room test 93636493 bring 3 umas
>>539358480?
No reproduction!
>>539358480chatgpt limit pls understand
>>539358187I expect a lot of Umas in CM3 to have Maestro because it's been so ingrained it's practically muscle memory now.
>>539358817she says she doesn't think they suit her, so it's either "i dont think they suit me" or "i think they don't suit me"
>>539358164>kids these days amirite?>says a 30+ yo playing mobile gachaslop lmao
>>539358187>farming for greens too.nah bro that ain't gonna happen.
>>539350481sus
>>539358965NTA but I didn't even notice it. It's like that shit where people put "the the" but it's split across lines so you don't notice
>>539358974you'd be surprised how much garbage kid of today consume..Just look at Roblox, they are basically playing the ad games you see on youtube times x 100.
>>539358974PAD and Monster Strike still are top earners. Mobage is boomer territory
>>539358848that Dober glove is really tempting
>>539358912I saw someone on r*ddit the other day bragging about doing translation for the game actually
>>539358770still 2 slots
>>539353460Tamamo Cross
>>539359240is that why there are so many weird localizations like ハヤテ一文字 being translated as Beeline Burst or directly calling the 回り skills x-handed
>>539359393You've got it backwards, anon
>>539350538Disgusting. Get that permajobbing microbe team's rag off my queen right this instant.
>>539353535silence pedophile
>>539359549that person was saying they had absolutely 0 context given as far as the game goes so it was mostly guesswork
all my best sparks come from umas that fail their careers and ura finals...
>>539359682>pedophile>in a video game???Here, we FUCK Tokai Teio, anon. Even if Teio is depicted as a boy or not
>>539359682
>>539359716how did you even fail anon... this isn't week 1 anymore
>>539359660What phase is Arteta on?
>>539339016My status?
>>539359682silence redditor
Which horses are recommended for CM3?Can I have a fighting chance with basic miler horses like Vodka/Daiwa/Oguri, or there are some killer ones like Gold Ship was for CM1/CM2?
5 Turns with a fucking Night Owl that was fucking with my stamina.This could've been so much better.
>>539359808when you're hint/parent farming you have low stats
>Strong competition
Reminder that Nishino Flower has been bred, a lot
My waifus are Taiki, Super Creek, Air Groove, and all of the flat horses (topgun, seiun, etc.)How do I make a winning team combining meta horses and waifu horses? Summer Maruzenski + Seiun Sky isn't going to be possible in time for CM3...
>>539359934the best horse for this CM is el condor pasa mutated into a front runner. honses you listed are fine as gamblers if you build them right
>>5393598081. retard2. retard3. leave you wanna be whale
>>539360076and it still easy as fuck past the initial trial and error.The hardest thing about parent is meeting stat check for early G1 so you can get more affinity but that's about it.When farming parents all you need is getting the white spark, so at the very least your initial great-great parents will have good great-great-great parents.
I havent even got a waifu yet. I thought it might be Maru, but the longer time goes on, the less I use her. It might be Silence Suzuka but I dont have her.
>>539360361you are probably only farming 1 spark too vs like 10 on easy mode careers
>>539360303Aww, has anonny hit a nerve...? :3333333 Does it hurt, nonners? Knowing you failed your uma? Knowing she put her faith and trust in you, and you couldn't raise her up even in the babby singleplayer...? :333333333333
>>539360361>bring no stam cards because all the hints are on speed/power/wit cards>goal: get 1st in arima kinenYour response?
>>539354108Suzuka and Mcqueen. Original Mcqueen will probably get her 4th star tomorrow due to the legends race
> Can't train a front runners for shitAlright change of plains gonna train some Grass Wonder> Needs potential lvl 5 and I'm out of moneyShit
>>539360361cool in principle but it has been 8 days and I have yet to get a single groundwork spark on my grandparent grass wonder regardless of if she wins 11 g1s, loses at ura or dies at arima with 12* groundwork parents
>>539360242>el condor pasa mutated into a front runnerWhy, just because of her ulti working better has a front? Wouldn't she need like 800 stamina or a bunch of recovery of it to even proc?If that's the ulti, does the "lower" version still work good enough or I should really burn through with statue and get her 3* asap?
>>539358770race results
>>539359859Entering 6.9. Treble is pretty much guaranteed once the team's architectonical issues are solved.
>>539360689Is Agnes Digital even good
When are the increased gibs coming again
>>539360825No, but she has mile straights, late straights, and wet conditions for hints. And Opening Gambit can be a fun skill too maybe
>>539360681the idea is that it only procs if you are towards the front and since front runners are going to be meta, if you play her as pace and there's a shit ton of fronts in the lobby, it might not trigger in time for it to be relevantthat of course assumes people will actually have good front runners which i don' tthink will be the case
>>539360925Does anybody else pronounce this as Jibs
>>539359934>who should I run for [insert CM]if people keep asking this question I'm going to make a website with a magic 8 ball where every response will be Gold Ship
>>539360825yes but only for vodka and other sprint/mile 20% power bonus umas since you can cap power pretty easily
>>539360681>Wouldn't she need like 800 stamina or a bunch of recovery of it to even proc?No it's "hp_per >= 30">If that's the ulti, does the "lower" version still work good enough or I should really burn through with statue and get her 3* asap?it does, people that train seyun use el as a parent
>>539360689>that nigga with R suzuka
>>539361054No
>>539360689>1200 power with only 2 pow cardsGod fucking dammit, I can barely reach 1000 with 3. Was that a god-tier rainbow RNG run or am I missing some secret tech?Also, is any of those specific pow/wit cards critical or can I substitute some with whatever pow/wit cards I can MLB?
>>539361067>every single piece of (likely westoid) goldshit fan ""art"" is disgusting looking one way or anothertumblr 2.0
>>539361054thats the proper pronunciation. giblets
Anyone absolutely gamblemaxxing?
>>539361234Is Lucky Seven the only way to gamblemaxx right now?
>>539360645I wouldn't trust her with a kid
>>539361194>noOoOo my wholesome horserinos!!1!!!1! you MUST exclusively draw them doing cute things in a generic japslop artstyle you degenerate WESTOID!11!1!1
>>539361234I have lucky seven on all 3 of my CM3 aces
>>539361234Godspeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2B1bZrclU
>>539360459>>539360361The only thing you need is a good speed card to complete career or at worst that + a good stamina card.Im currently using Silent Suzuka R and Air Grove R and borrow the power SSR that has playtime over + Tail held high, everything else depends on what yo need.Unless you are new and have no spark whatsoever, it shouldn't be hard to start because you will start with GOOD parents aka 18* blue sparks, it will become harder when your great grandparents has wit 1*, guts 1* but that's only temporary and you'll eventually get stamina 1*, speed 1*, pow 1* or better to replace it quickly.
>>539361234Wtf how do you even get that skill
>>539361091>No it's "hp_per >= 30"Unless I misunderstood, that mean she need to have 30% of her stamina bar left in the final straight, so she need to largely overshoot stamina requirements no?CM3 need 600 stam, adding 30% place the new threshold roughly at 800.No?
>>539361194Shut the fuck up, that art is gorgeousIf you don't like it, that's fine, you're allowed to, but I like it you cuck
>>539361345outer post + lets pump + super lucky seven
>>539361391The transgender landwhale that made that disgusting art isn't going to fuck you.
>on a potentially amazing run>late November, no good trainings>already did 2 races right before>high energy, rest would only recover like ~30 So does doing 3 races in a row lead to a guaranteed mood down or is it just a chance?
>>539361067>where every response will be Gold ShipI do intend to make a Mile Gold Ship for this (first few try didn't get decent enough rainbow RNG to be worth it), so that site wouldn't be lying.
>>539361194>anon doesn't like something >immediately starts acting like a pissy baby
>>539361387I wouldn't trust you with one either so there is that
>>539361630A chance.Maybe I'm lucky with it, but it feels like a one in four chance.Would probably train Wit than risk it on a golden run tho.
>>539361787>>539361787>>539361787
>>539361189I'd call it better than average RNG but not god tier. On an average run I can manage 1100/1000 with a 3/2/1 deck. If you have Biwa, Bourbon or Hishiama at high levels they're the ones to pick.
>>539353852She's a size queen
>>539361189i use 3* speed 3* power 12* stam parentsyou can substitute agnes digital for any other power card if you arent training vodkamihono bourbon is there because i dont have anything better but its bis for front runners i thinkkitasan is kitasaneishin is for late surger skills special week is for late surger savy / homestretch / wetconditions / outer swellfuji is for mile corners + summer runneri had pretty mediocre rainbows this rundid like 5 20% risk trainingsgot 2 gold inspirations but didnt get any clickable skills and got 0 race sparks so they were basically decent white inspirationsonly critical card is kitasan
>>539361391Yes, unironically
>>539360754Amorim is the kind of trainer to raise front running Gold Ship because it worked when raising Suzuka.
>>539361493600 stam is a little over 2000 race hp and she should have plenty by the activation conditions of her ult
>>539361234I bet on lucky 7 and outer post on my two aces. got it a couple times and still got gaped
>>539361630Hit wit bro
>>539361493You're math's completely off
>>539360689its funny (and sad)to think the grass wonder i used there was one i made to run TT but she got a better position than my maru that i did today
King Halofags, are you guys doing 3 Speed or 4 Speed for this CM?
>>539361778Good call, I'd punt your kids like a football
>>539361493No. Stamina consumption is not constant. You consume more stamina with higher speed, so generally you will have more than 30% at the start of the spurt as long as you meet the stamina requirements.
>>539361345late surger pray for accel skills is basically gamblemaxxing the strat
>>539363029no using king halo since vodka is better, but I'm going 3 speed, 2 power,1 wit
>>5393630294 speed 2 power, 2 stam parents and I got my 1200 - 650 - 1100 king with nice good enough skills
