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Teio!
Taishin wife
danchode everyone needs to do more hits!!!
>TaishinfagsI bet they love Halloween because they got to see a lot of little boys in costumes. Degenerate freaks.
>>544858000I told you, DO NOT shake!
When club score monthly freeze happens? For tallying. In like 2-3 hours?
>>544858291
>>544858000
>>5448582918 hours, don't go to sleep.
>>544858291Isn't it at reset?
My club is dying
>>544858315>that random fucking res>that garbage quality>2.83mbend yourself
>>544858310>doxx site doxxes you
HELLO?CAN YOU HEAR ME?I'm talking to you from the futureDON'T LET THE DONKEYS GET AWAY WITH IT!The future of the umas depends on (You), Trainers
What's the purpose of witgod showing these random races when he's recommending umas?
>>544858149SHAKE SHAKE
>>544858328I love Wife Nature
>>544858364Increase the file cap to 4mb and it will look better.
>>544858447
I'm having sex tonight
>>544858328She needs to hurry up and fart out that baby, I'm about to give her another one
Front Runner = Retarded umaPace Chaser = Dumb umaLate Surger = Midwit umaEnd Closer = Genius uma
Summer Maru was a mistake. I can't think of a less fun Uma to go through a career with.
my runs today are just getting progressively worsemight be time to do something else
>>544858442dont know what video your looking at but maybe G1 spark for parent?
>>544858614Even when I have regular maruzensky, I rather just use the other like umas like Vodka
>>544858639Change umasWore myself out on Maruzen, been enjoying my Amazon runs
When is the guts rework?
>>544858614Why? She absolutely demolishes her career, it's hilarious seeing her smash races she has a C in, plus she moans when she winsthe ONLY bad part of her career is groundwork rng, but that's just frontrunner life
I love when rng decides to give you multiple sleep deprived night owl migraines right after summer senior year tanking your run
>>544858760damn danchou looks like this?
FUCK THE JAPANESE DERBY FUCK THAT RACE
Fuji post-race paizuris
It's November, so I'll please ask the general to not post sexy umas, thank you.
>>544858869No, your danchou is a 30~ year old man with subpar looks, yes, even the one who posts almond eye pictures.Hope this helps!
>>544859065My danchou can't be that old
>>544859065That's not true. My danny cho has super cute feet.
>>544859065My danchou has an OF
Umabros...we weren't even mentioned once...
>>544859165>31 length victoryWhat the flying fuck
>>544859153debunked yesterday, try again almondlarp
Why do japanese horses retire so early? Most of them retire after 3 or 4 years and only do around 10-15 races throughout their careerMeanwhile some australian horses have 40+ career starts
>>544859165
Sigh...After endless careers with Oguri only twice I got medium S, 12 stars in parents seems to change nothing.
>>544859243that horse actually had divine powers or something, that creature was a horse from OlympusHonestly kind of kino that it looked like the most bog standard NPC horse ever
>>544859165Secretariat first, the rest nowhere
>>544859259idk about the japs but in america they just do G1s for a few years to pad breeding stats so they can immediately start selling them as studs retiring early since racing doesn't make that much money. and there's the theory that racing a horse too much makes their genes shit and not capable of breeding a winner
>>544859335affinity status?also you want bigger stars on the direct parentsthen again it's just unlucky most of the time
>>544859013>If you can't breed and impregnate your bro and hug them until you fall asleep, they aren't your bro
>>544859243To put it in Uma terms >front runner >won by 31 lengths >2400 meters race>2min24sec end timeIt was absurd. Secretariat was a late surger that went front runner just for the race
>>544859396As good as it can be with Maru and Taiki as parents, means around 110-120 at most.
uma vulva
>>544859243You know who is a beast too? Agnes Digitan, she has Secretariat blood
>>544859359>looked like the most bog standard horse It’s because Secretariat is the most horse that ever lived. He is the ideal equine specimen, and it just so happens that he looks normal when in reality he was God’s favored horse >>544859529This but with Rudolf. Imagine-her drawers are immensely sweaty so they’re stuck onto her skin and you can see that cameltoe
>>544859459>>2min24sec end timethat's not that impressive. do deuce won tokyo derby in 2 min 22 sec. was secretariat racing jobbers or something
how the fuck does the #1 club have a 700m fan gap over the #2 club
>>544859259money from racing vs studding, I guessrandom guess from observation is that non-JP markets are much more likely to buy from/stud in other markets so winning a few G1s isn't as notable for pushing stud valueside note, is there no good equivalent to JBIS for other countries? the links I found to databases from Wikipedia are all pretty bad
>>544859713bots
How are people getting over 1m+ fans in one career? Best I could do was 755k with Maru.
>>544859713ZA REST NOWHERE
>>544859710>Tokyo derby More like Tokyo Turfby
>>544859650>God’s favored horseTo be fair he is a thoroughbred, which means he still has tiny brittle legs, a tiny heart and a plethora of health issues from being an inbred fuck. He might run fast over short distances but he is a dysgenic retard like all racehorses at the end of the day.
Is mile S for CM5 as important as medium S in CM4?
thoughts?
>>544859380>and there's the theory that racing a horse too much makes their genes shit and not capable of breeding a winneralmond sisters....
>>544859839distance S is always important but it's more important for longer races because you'll be spending more time at max target speed
>>544859839not having distance S is just leaving more up to luck since it's a reliable source of speed that applies after the speed cap, which more and more people will be reaching with Aoharu
suzuka died today btw
>>544859852where's iron
>>544859772I don't know how people do it consistently, I've only gotten over 1m once. I just do as many races as I can after reaching certain stats
>>544859776Sunny day What a dayCan't wait for the wace
>>544859852Will be pretty good once you finish buying your skills
>>544859817I’ll give you everything else but that horse was a genetic freak-his heart is something like 20 pounds and double the size of a normal horse’s
FUCK YOU MEJIRO PALMER
>>54485971324/7 botting
>>544859839surface aptitude is more important for mile and sprint, distance aptitude is more important for medium and long
>>544858263>Donkey with a knife in the horse girls academy
>>544859852nice taurus cup uma
>>544859839Not having Medium S is borderline losing, not having Mile S is okay if you have Turf S
82582406hosting Leo >>544859952I don't like Meijiro Ryan. I don't run her as a result.>>544859973Those were all I could afford on a Taishin budget
>>544859998I'm gonna fuck her real good alright, and marry her before hand while at it.
>>544859650>Secretariat is the most horse that ever lived.So he's basically Fatalis
Is doxxgenesis updated in real time? Danchou is getting uppity rn
>>544859817>To be fair he is a thoroughbred, which means he still has tiny brittle legs, a tiny heart and a plethora of health issues from being an inbred fuck.Is that not just horses in general? Also Secretariat did well as a racehorse specifically because (Though not just because) of his fucking massive heart, the same way Olympic level human athletes can be noticeably larger than the average heart
When Aoharu drops what role will the URA scenario play? Still good for parent runs? Or if Aoharu gives a lot of skillpoints would you want to farm white sparks over there instead or what?
>>544860174No, it's every 24 hours
>>544860020You got a problem with that?
When is the next freebie scheduled for? I need some dopamine...
Is this copeshi decent enough? My parents (one borrow Ryan with Taiki and Maru grandpas) got 9 pwr and 7 stam with O affinity. It's probably unlikely I'll get anything better in a few days, plus considering we are going to remake our aces anyway in Aoharu.
>>544859710>absolute newfag comparing a turf track to a dirt track, especially a JP turf track草
>>544860209Good, I can go to sleep.
>>544860271NO REDSHIFT = NO RIGHTS
>super creek refuses to play goo goo babies on a fan runmy maru is barely limping along... 50 career races... stamina doko...
>>544860282*kicks you out while you sleep*
>>544860020There's literally a brown uma with a gun at the academy. I don't think a little knife is as big of threat as some uma JFKing her competition.
>>544860196Good for parent runs because the URA Finale spark is better than the Aoharu one
>>544860271B finals at most with that stamina
>>544860271apart from med S, looks decent.
>>544860196I gather you'll still make parents in URAURA will be faster to run and the URA spark is better than the Aoharu sparkfrom memory it'll be a difference of 100-200 skill points, so not hugely influentialif you're pushing for blue sparks it might be worth running Aoharu for the higher stats
>>544859710turf is baby mode
>>544860186Thoroughbreds have especially tiny hooves and small hearts compared the average horse, which leads to health problems and higher risk of injury
>>544860196Besides the URA spark being the best scenario spark, URA is the fastest scenario to clear
The thread is by going so fact no one will notice if Rice decided to rape Onii-Chan...
>>544860428sex with chibi oguri
>>544860468>URA is the fastest scenario to clearOwari da...
>>544860375Are URA sparks really that good to make a difference? Unless we are talking about 18* URA parents with max affinity, you're unlikely to see them pop. And in 90% of cases it's like 30 speed 30 stam once per career in average luck.You will get higher rating parents with way more skills in Aoharu.
>>544860543nyot on my watch
>>544860616I hate her with a passion
while it's true ura scenario spark is amazing, speed and stamina are going to be the easiest/highest stats anyway thanks to speed cards and riko
>>544860543R-rice would never..
>>544860543Go home, Rice, you're drunk
>>544860616thank you curren chan for protecting my virginity
>touch grass>no way FAG
Rice VILLAIN wouldve stopped Secretariat's triple crown
>>544860543>Onii-ChanYou're not Rice
>>544860750Deep into horse racing enough that I genuinely want to see a few of my favorite horses across generations to go up against each other I’m super curious about throwing Narita Brian and Secretariat together
>>544860367Donkeys are smarter than horses in solve problems and fight back though
what sort of uma would Secretariat be?
>>544860696touching grass
>>544860750it's not a long race technically it's only 2400M rice VILLAIN can't scam him out of this win
>>544860612Another thing is you don't race much in aoharu, making your parent has less affinity pts compared to ura parent.
>>544860898Secretariat will just be a female orc ngl
>>544860152No, he was a lovable big dog.
I hope danchou doesn't mind me shitposting instead of fan farming
fuck i hate Rice heel so much
>>544860750Rice can't run on dirt anyway
>>544860898He had a large heart so... Comically large booba. Not swinging maestros. Swinging orchestras? The kind of boobs that makes you question how they even ran comfortably, let alone won so much
Rice is a heroCurren is the villain
>>544861073An uma with Raita's torpedo tits that they use to gain an edge during photo finish
>>544860898Agnes Digital was a carbon copy of Secretariat except small. He was a descendant of his.
>>544861073>>544861162Agnes Digital but with gigga-tiddies...
Horses?
>>544861073>>544860898>>544861151
>>544860838If they ever did a "all-star race storyline" with secretariat and phar lap and other legendary horses, RICE ANTAGONIST would unironically win to spoil everyone's bets.
>>544861162Secretariat would be the ultimate yurifag. holy fuarking kino
>>544861216>marvelous sunday 2
>>544861217in this economy?
why does chrono look like grassbut grey?that's weird
>>544861267So it would seem...
>>544860612The skill point difference between URA and Aoharu isn't going to be that much higher desu, it will matter more for aces but if you're doing parent runs, it won't open you up to get a dozen more skills.Plus you won't be racing as often to get said skill points because you gotta get those Spirit Explosion to raise your stats
I'm sorry, is the proper strat to fail this twice and win the third time?
>>544861267>el condor pasa after losing the larc
>Rice Shower Donkey Villain
>reddit shower
We love donkeys here!
>>544861369Just run it three times. You only have to win once to get the clear rewards. Any wins after are just a bonus.
I will be looking for a new club once reset hits.
Rice ScoundrelRice FiendRice WrongdoerRice MiscreantRice AdversaryRice OppressorRice AssassinRice MenaceRice Opponent
>>544861503horsecock length/girth?
How much stamina does a Pace actually need for CM4?
>>544861162Oh wow, they really do look a like, to my untrained eye, the only difference I could make from available pictures is that secretariat's white pattern looks like a full sperm while digital's pattern is just the head of the spermI guess Digitan with Creek's body or Akebono's?
rice pisses me off so much
>>5448616051200 stamina, each gold recovery counts as 200 stam.
>>544861605850 and 2 golds should do it
>>544861480It won't let me. I won it the first time and clicking on attempt gave me this message.
>>544861503You can't say that without posting ID
Is there a way to force enemy umas to rush or is Trick just doing nothing/hitting a random NPC uma like 90% of the time?
I will not tolerate Rice Slander in this general
>>544861680uh thats weird. Try restarting the game.
>>544861721>Trick just doing nothing/hitting a random NPC uma like 90% of the time?yesfrenzied also gets procced if your own uma gets rushed, but it does nothing
>Here's your 3* Blue + Groundwork bwo
>>544861731I hate rice shower >fucks her trainer in front of her
>>544861781Congratulations, bwo!
>>544861781Can I please have this
>>544861887shes in perfect shape alright
rice shower more like lard shower
>>544861887>brocked >10th place
>>544861887Now I have to listen to the song
>>544861434>>544861467>>544861519>>544861636>>544861805
>>544861798mommy haru when
>>544861887Yes now do the D A N C E
I like rice as a character but I absolutely DESPISE her career playthrough as I get filtered by mcqueen at the tenno sho every time for some reason despite building her like my other pace/late umas who easily clear it, but not her for some fucking reason.
Secretariat look like DigitanBut amazoness bigand wears pencil skirtI will not elaborate further
I went to Burger King yesterday
I want to cum inside Rice. I want to empty my load in to her while I intertwine my tongue with hers. I want to fertilize her blue rose.
>>544862162So Kawakami Princess?
>>544862158the mcqueen spams blue skills so you just need to not die on the track but its usually heavy soil to fuck you extra
crazy how Japs barely do dirt racing when their big daddy sunday silence was a dirt horse
>>544862256You didn't actually eat their food though right
>finished this week's quota>still have another 12m fans to go from previous weeksI'm tired bros
>>544861860277234462450 here u go bwo
can someone post that jp screenshot with 3 smarus 3 bourbons and 3 xoguris
>>544862350I had a double steak house and long chicken for dinner/ lunch
digitan had both secretariat and manowar blood within his veins irl btw
Straightaway Acceleration my beloved
>>544862520Oh what the fuck, both from the dam sideWHAT
>>544862387shut the fuck up leech
I only ever get like 3-400 fans a runHow are people hitting 7, 8, 900k or even a million?
>agemasan gril gave me groumand on 7th turn in the juni year thank agemasan gril i lkie u
>>544861731you will tho
how many hours until guild score tally starts?
>>544861930>>544861947front taiki is surprisingly reliable>>544861951banger desu>>544862082>
>>5448627685 minutes
>>544862576>>544862520We need to get that blood into more modern horses-!>agnes digital died in 2021 FUCK
>>544862652It's easier on certain characters. You want A aptitude for mile/medium/long, and you can get away with a B on sprint. Just winning every single G1 you possibly will get you pretty far. Also running as many non G1s whenever you can to pad it higher. And obviously your deck should have as much fan bonus as possible. If you get all 6 cards at 20% fan bonus you can easily get over 1M fans
>>544862850:(
AIEEE my danchou is brutal!
>>544863000Don't worry bro, Haru Urara is also a descendant of Man O' War, we can stillOh
>>544861073Come on anon, it's Secretariat. They would be her TREMENDOUS MACHINES.
>>544863000Why haven't we cloned any race horses?I imagine we got more than enough dna available
>>544863037AIIEEEE DANCHOU I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY 2MIL RUN DON'T KICK-ACK
>>544858442>randomHe's showing you where those skills pop off the most.
>Get pissed at Opera O's literally-nothing unique skill>Vaguely recall her new year's alt has a very strong ult>Look it up>Her unique is like a Triumphant Pulse at 400m instead of 200>She also has a built in Swinging Maestro at only Potential 3what the fuck man
>>544863037...don't they lose those fan points? unless they were actual flatliners this looks extreme
>>544863091We can clone animals since 30 years agoWe just don't because it's publicly considered "unethical"
>>544863147she's metarino parent for a reason (i think)
>>544863174Its not about dropping in rank. It's about sending a message!
>>544863243
>>544863091i can't imagine the mutant freak horses we'd get if they do that though.
>>544863243It's fucking bonkers you can have a mood up event that is then immediately followed by a mood down eventOr shit like you fail to rest and get night owl and then night owl triggers immediately afterwards.Hate that shit
>>544863207Well unlike Triumphant Pulse it seems like New Year Opera's ult works on frontrunners..
You are under arrest for the possession of bokumanko materials
AlmondLove has 2 open spots for active players
>>544863174Dropping ranks is worth it as long as the leeches are denied monthly rewards
What the hell is wrong with End Closers?Just did a Amazon run and she placed 2nd in literally every single race she could.
Start a family, now!
>>544863429i need my gibs first
>>544863429do i get access to the only fans
>>544863429>>544863037Mhm...
>>544863037>>544863429
/uma/ club has 10 spots open
>>544863174they were actual flatl*ners (3 million fans COMBINED) but still... damn. It's a B or C+ rank you do you club and he still does this that's kinda fucked up
club vacancy?
Reminder that if you don't roll for Cafe, you will lose this CM
>>544863034You too, huh? I'm trying to get a good Taiki mile parent set for CM5, and in 3 runs, got guts 1*. One of them gave me Mile 2* with 8 different whites no Groundwork or URA rip but it's a decent cope parent while I can still build before rebuilding shit for Aoharu. Then I just finished one last Taiki run 10 minutes ago. 2* power! ...with 3* Pace and 3 whites...always tomorrow.
>>544863614yes i will spend 30k carats for 1k carats
>>544863614only one cm? that's ok, thanks for the heads up
>>544863468Running end closers whose names aren't Gold Ship will always be a gamble
>>544863614>metaslavingI'm rolling because she makes my pp the PP
>>544863702Funny face
>>544863429there's nothing in the pan
>>544863575>danchou is about to kick me and nine other trainer-kuns
>>544863742Just like her personality
>>544863429>>544863037
>/uma/ complaining about newer umas having audacious designs that stand out too much>meanwhile haru urara sticking like a sore thumb with her very very PINK presence in every pic she's in
>>544863539>>544863571>>544863702>>544863846just joking. the first image isn't my club. the only person i've kicked on the second half of the month was someone who hadn't done a single career since joining
I want Shakur to get angry and impulsively hit me when I try to cheer her up every time she loses a race
how good is manhattan cafe as a late surger / end closer compared to the ones we have now
>>544863947You cheeky bastard
>>544863984She has a flat fucking chest and coffee after breath so she’s pretty good
>>544863918
Nakayama Festa
>>544863673it's rough, i like the game but parent farming blows, i heard it gets better in the future but i don't like RNG on top of RNG, CM now apparently being every 2 weeks is also making me try for parents early on
umapyoi
>>544863947AlmondLove danchou! I wanna join but... Onlyfans is getting blocked as part of children's safety act and stuff. Do you have an alternative?
>>544864075Why don't the bigger umas just eat the little one
>>544864075the designs really do get ridiculous
More like Nakayama Fista
>>544864115I want to deepthroat natie’s nude ears
>>544863984>endfucks her ult>latenot enough greed in her kit (long corner/straight and slick surge) to be a true ace but might be a decent long hybrid/support for your pace and front>pacebetter for her ult but BYO everything else
They should just throw a famous non-horse animal into the game, like Harambe or Willy from Free Willy. Just to mess with everybody. And she would have big boobs probably
>>544864110When the RNG goes on top of other RNG, it paradoxically gets less RNG. If you flip a coin 5 times, it might be 5 times tails... but if you flip a thousand times you will get like 505 heads and 495 tails
>>544863984dont think any strong end closers get released until tamamo cross
>feel no desire to do runs because everything will be thrown into the trash in 5 dayssorry danchouit is what it is
>>544861750That worked. Thanks.
>>544864259i guess i can see it like that, good luck on your runs bwo
>>544864303>>544864238looks like the valentine cafe is way better
>>544864075Just look at Orfevre next to Urara and tell me with a straight face that modern umas aren't overdesigned. Gentildonna is close to being overdesigned, a little too much going on but still acceptable.Ramonu and Sirius are fine though.
>>544859165Kelso bros...
>>544864075>fancy dress>fancy dress>fancy suit>fancy suit-dress>gym uniform
>clicking in and out of join room match is faster than clicking on the refresh in join room matchfuckass game
>>544864354well yeah, she's got over two years of power creep
>Nice Nature not only gives On Your Left but also a bunch of mood ups, energy, and an option to fucking heal negative status effectswow, uh
>>544864601It can be yours for the low price of $800
>>544864601I remeber on your left being terrible in cm3. furious feat did 99% of the work
Rice bath
Dancho, we're going to have a serious talk now. You're a fucking nigger. We're only A+. Where is the promised S rank?
>>544864601I find her other skill hints to be ass and decided to skip it
>>544864643Natie does enkou?
>>544864695you faggots aren't even averaging 2m fans a day. don't complain
cute....
horse bellyhorse stomachhorse tummylick the
>>544864374>Just look at Orfevre next to Urara and tell me with a straight face that modern umas aren't overdesigned.I mean with Orfevre the more maximalist design befits his ostentatious persona, a nightmare for any artist though>>544864680Make sure to soak the rice multiple times to get all the rice germ off of it
>club in the lower 90s>discord's in shambles>danchou freaking out>officers pinging everyone to do final push runsyep, in 6 hours i'm bouncing
>>544864847Thats your fault for joining a club that works like a part time job
Imagine fan grinding like a goyslave and finishing 1 spot away from S+. /Uma/club bwos why are you giving up right beefore the finish line?
>>544864830
Teio sitting on my face
I have no idea what's the source and I'm still looking for it
>>544864993Isn't she a little girl?
>>544865092Yeah
>>544865040This is rape
>>544865092Not after graduation
>>544863037i'd do the same
>>544865092out of ten!
Do some umas not have hot spring ticket events? I keep getting the deluxe hamburger plate
Guys, Basileon Touch isn't feeling her best. Please cheer for her.
>>544865382Maybe they don't want unprotected sex with you.
>>544863037how do you tell they were kicked and didn't just leave
>>544863468When in doubt make them a front runner
I think /uma/ should talk more about dirt umas.
>>544865418Then Rudolf is giving me some mixed signals
>>544865382Mihono Bourbon's undercarriage isn't fully waterproof, so she just sits in a sauna. Otherwise they all have them.
Orferve's hair looks really silly when she's just wearing the generic outfits it only fits with her racing outfit.
>>544865478These umas look like they do anal
>>544865478Dirt gang's cute.
>>544865478when global has more than five of them, I'll consider it
>>544864964We aren't giving up. We're pushing for it
>>544865642That's a totally tubular hag indeed.
>>544865642Gnarly
>>544864964Are 90% of our clubs still named /uma/club?
>>544865642Groovy
Slim and sleepy
>>544865642Now that's the difference between rizz and Charisma
>>544865752Flat umas should know their place
>>544865921
>>544865642birth of a supervillain
>>544865881Air Groove's casual outfit is so stylish
>>544865921Don't count them out. They're giving one another hints for growth. They're going places.
>>544865629You need a 100 million in 5 hours, doesn't seem possible desu. And that's if the other club you're competing against doesn't get any fans.>>544865732Only 1 club is called /uma/club tho
why is Fighter bad for gamblers
How accurate is the fan count/per for A, A+ and S clubs?
>>544866050Your logical predictions and facts and figures are nothing compared to anon's fighting spirit
>>544866126you don't want to overtake yourself out of 6th
DANCHOU IS A NIGGER
>>544866223Doto would say this
>>544866126>race starts>activates immediately, putting you into 7th or something, and that's if it activates early enough to matter>does fuckall for the rest of the race
Ikuno Dictus is underappreciated
i love Daitaku Helios
I used my ticket and I got fucking Special Week AGAIN
I swear they can tell you're doing fan runs and then they just toss a couple of these in at random
kekI like how most trainers try to stay professional as much as possible with their trainee uma in the career stories
>>544866470just don't touch
If my club drops a rank, im quitting being a danchud
>>544866502Most of the time the trainers are rookies and this would be their first official trainee. Of course they want to be professional as possible, despite the uma shenanigans, because they don’t want to fuck up their career
>trainer-san please say something!Does this imply that (You)'re just standing there looking around the lobby like the doomguy sprite?
>>544863614>long CMGoldship can handle it
Dancho said if we don't reach S Rank the five members with the lowest amount of fan counts has to dress up as their favorite Uma so um, can you guys do some fan runs or something I don't want to wear Nice Natie's outfit.
>>544866667Yeah
>>544866502Toreina-san seems to be a respectable parental figure with everybody I've trained... except Super Creek, who is some kind of higher being that doesn't even need training and has only visited Umamusume planet to find lesser creatures to roleplay with
>>544866567I don't know about you guys, but if I'm gonna get spooked by Special Fat I'll make sure to get my carat's worth out of her
>>544866481These are the only reason ill buy an early focus but if I got hints on it first
>>544866132this month everyone is a f2poor workaholic that want more carats so the fan count is almost 1.5x above september, like i don't know about A club but some threads ago it looked like A+ became 1b fans total on the month, and top 100 its 2b
>>544866723which specific week is supposed to be the special one anyway
I dont care which club you’re inThat’s GOTTA hurt!
please, anyone has a ryan parent with 3* med on her, and at least 4 end closer sparks on the grandparents?doxxerdotnet for these criteria has been stagnating for the past one weeki would literally SUCK DICK please
>>544866903>100M differenceThey were never going to make it
>>544866903To be fair I already saw signs of them giving up about a week ago as they let the gap keep increasing. Checking their roster they had a bit too many dead bodies I guess.If it were me however I'd kick it into overdrive and farm 70m+ in the last week and expect my clubmates to do the same.
I'm gonna drop a few 10 pulls on Asian Flash if I get Sped again I will kms
>>544867107Don’t roll without a spark. Stop! Stop!
I think I (air groove’s story trainer) am retarded
>>544866909No Ryan with 3 med representative and 4*+end closer exists in global if you can't find it in doxxogenesis.
>>544866948We can blame the leeches, we can blame burnout, we can blame the system, we can shed half our members tomorrow but the truth is it’s simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Dont get me wrong, I still have full faith in /Umg/ Club, Im sure S+ is right around the corner, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I’m not very optimistic about next month, or holding S rank for that matter. Not with fans like this.
>>544867107Flash looks like Spe but with black hair and bigger tiddies
>>544867201no
>>544866909I have one with 3* medium, 2* end closer (grandparent), 3* medium (grandparent). That's the closest I can find in my stable
>>544867231doesn't that only account for the umas set as star umamusume?maybe someone out there has it somewhere in their veteran stash
>>544867284Thats good.
>>544867263have you considered botting like everyone elseyou're in a bucket competing for S, so be a crab
I'd let her touch my Meisterschaft
who are they breeding at umaland's breeders cup??
>>544867317based
>>544867451Whoever your favourite Uma is
>>544867317Eishin Flash has one of the laziest looking uniques
>>544866038>flat
>>544867263/umug/... home...
>>544867590Oh yeah I wasn't calling HER flat. She has a beautiful figure.
mlb SSR tamamo cross is goated
What happens when we reach more than 8 billion fans? There has to be a hard cap to it right?
>>544867263>or holding S rank for that matteryou are way too negative. are you that anon that was new to the club this month and keeps getting discouraged every time someone stops playing? You need more experience under your belt before you can be so confidently pessimistic anon, relax a little, everything is going to be fine
>have zero energy>chain a well rested into the 30 energy event on the same turn
I keep forgetting to race
So what happens to fans earned during the tallying period? I suppose they don't count for the month but I doubt they carryover to the next month either. Are they just voided for club ranking purposes?
>>544867884danchous going to get you
should I be using 8* blues or 8* ura finale with less good blues for a parent? Assuming that the white sparks are the same
>>544867884DANCHOU KICK THIS NEIGHA NOW DON'T LET IT GET REWARDS
>>544867884and then there's times like this...>>544867953>>544868041he hasn't logged on in a week, I think he won't careand we're B
>>544867325sorry but that won't help...im trying to bring end from E to A and i already have 6 end sparks on my own parent and need 4 moreideally the med should be on the direct parent so it is easier to inherit the med S considering i only have 2 pinks for med>what the fuck are you doing with 10 end sparksmy secret weapon
Meisho.....DOTO!
IS TALLYING IN 15 MINUTES OR 1 HOUR 15 MINUTES
>>544867518The fencing transitioning to running is always so fucking goofy looking to me
>>544868173the fuck you mean 15 mins it's still 3 hours away no?
>have a horse you like>want to race them>have to make their parent first
>>544868081guess it's truewhen you're blocked, you're blockedthere is absolutely no way out of that situation
>>544868173Your ass isnt safe Teio. No literally, your butt is mine!
>>544868294what time does doxxgenesis update I assume doxxgenesis updates at around the time tallying starts so there's no discrepancies with how many fans a club has at the end of the month with the actual records
>>544868404Usually around 6:30am EST, so about 40 minutesI think tallying starts pretty soon
>>544868130Need a Doto comic where she pretends to be Opera for halloween, except she actually goes all out for the whole day without breaking character to the point that she's actually scaring other umas (notably Opera, Shakur and Ayabe)
Doto love!
>>544868579*unzips dick*
Unlike you LOSERS, my club's already secure in the Top 100. That's 3.1k Carats for me suckas, good luck with your...snrk...2.2k or...snicker...1.8k Carat game! Pfffthahaha!
>>544868404Doxogenesis updates at UTC 10 (that’s 8 minutes from now)This is an arbitrary time that has no relation to anything except doxogenesis itselfThe ranks will be tallied ALL THE WAY TO RESETAnyone asking “what do the fans gained during tallying count towards” needs to know they count for LAST month. Only after reset does the new month start
Didn't expect to get her for free. Thanks, Cygenerous!
>>544868636Hahahahahahahaha *fingers you*
>>544868662so what you're telling me is you could be rank 60 with a 40m gap from 100 and then suddenly log in at reset and be pushed out of 100? that sounds retarded there should be a cutoff point where they stop accepting incoming fans
>>544868636Based leech
Danchud..... Kick them....
>>544868740there isit's at server reset
>>544868740EYAAAAAAAH!
>>544866757That's exactly why I run the Smart Falcon SSR card and always hit the yellow dialog box on the first encounter with her so I can get discounted focus plus the 20 energy is nice as well.
I just had a talk with danchoushe said the club might be getting shut down if yall dont get your act together…
your uma oshi's skill animation>some dumb shit like falling over???>literally nothing?>SoL anime ahh type shit>fucking drowning herself (summer spe)MY uma oshi's skill animation>actual RUNNING>with EPIC RUNNING>RUNNNNNINGGGGG
i have assembled exodia
>>544868978What's the name of this unit?
>>544868740Anon I’m in /Uma/ Club and we went from rank 60 to 85 instantly after reset.The rank dropped a bit with the last rush of the other clubs slowly but then everyone did a double-take when we got 85th from pre-reset to the next.There is some strange thing with the real total fans your club gains vs what is counted too. If you want to see for yourself just take the total fans gained on doxogenesis in 10 minutes and then compare them to the total amount the game is counting for your club (also captured at the same time on the dox site)
>>544868947Yeah but are they the SAVIOUR OF >THE BROKEN>THE BEATEN>AND THE DAMNED
>>544868978don't let Rice fall, Ass Wonder...
>tallying alreadyaiieeeeeee
Danchou I noticed that you only got 900k fans today danchouOur daily quota is 1.5M per day danchou you made the rules
>>544869051You guys have several flatliners too…
>Last month>Top 100 was at 1.6b>This month>Top 100 is at 2.02bJesus fucking christ you guys.
why does the game randomly decide I'm not allowed to request shoes on PC but I can log into my phone and it's fine
Whoops, forgot to do my runsOh well, clean it up, daniel cho
>>544869051Were you at rank 60 right when the ranks began tallying?I screenshotted our total fans along with the gap 10 seconds before the hour change so I'll be able to at least verify
heh
IT'S FUCKING TALLYING BROS.
Update doxxogenesis now
>finished career 3 minutes too lateFUCK. IT'S SO OVER
I told you to take it easy and dont make it into a sweat fest!
do runs count for last month, this month, or are current runs lost until reset?
Stop doing runs RIGHT NYOW
>>544869327>my 1 million fans run is now lostsorry danchou I already made more fans than half of the club combined but I wanted to help...
>>544869409Aiee my tp
>>544869327You retardPost a link to your feet in the club chat for forgiveness
>>544858328First thing baby says when it pops out: OISSU!
>danchud kept the flatliner scum in the clubIt's over.... I grind fans all month and I get the same rewards as people who literally didnt play the game...
>>544869327>>544869443You're such a failure, anon-tachi
>>544869272So last month /Uma/ Club danchou was able to see the current rank even after “Tallying” started. The rank crept down from 58ish to 61ish slowly - as in fans still counted during tallying count. And then instantly “85th” at reset.
>Aura Farming Neicha>Best you can get is 0LBWhy bother?
>>544869541Can I offer you some grapes in these dire times?what club
I know Doto is played for laughs but I can’t help but feel bad for this clumsy horse…
>>544869663Mambo
NOOOOO MY 350 FREE CARATS FROM HAVING ONE HIGHER RANKILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS
Bros, there's a dangerous amount of Manhattan Cafe propaganda going around. I may have fallen for her, but you guys still have a chance...
>>544869561I'm a danchou and I can't see our current rank at all though?
I forgot, What's the name of that website that doxxes me and my club members again?
>>544868636I'm only gonna get 1350 and that's after a month of hard work...
>>544869739There’s no saving me, brother… She’s had me ensnared from the get go…
>>544869769Damn Anon I don't know.. definitely not pic related
>>544869769https://chronogenesis.net now kick the flatliners if you are danchou
>>544869739Neo from the Matrix looking ass horse
>>544869696Well in club chat it was 50:50 on what to do. I hope he at least kicks the two flqtliners amd updates the club desc.
>>544868947>Tickezo goes out of her way to hand you a winning ticketCinuma.
anons when is it safe to stop runs
>>544869931Now, any runs you do will count for the next month.
>tell a retarded kid what chocolate to buy>horse’s endurance goes upclown game
My danchou is a strong woman. This is the only reason I stay with my club. Does that make me a simp or a hero?
My danchou just posted a picture of her hairy, yeasty pussy in the club Discord… Apparently to “thank us for our commitment” in the past month…
>>544870000your danchou is Chrono Genesis???
>>544869745/Uma/ Club dancho here, I can’t see it this month either, but I could see the rank live last month. It’s very strange how it keeps changing. Didn’t they ad the month to it too after an update last month?
>just now heard about breeders cup happening>it's already over?I don't know how these work, are there more races?https://twitter.com/BreedersCup/status/1984410101373960573
>none of the /uma/ danchous are autisticwhere can I find a proper danchou
>>544869725THATS THREE PULLS ANON! YOUR OSHI AND THE META CARD OF THE MONTH CERTAINLY ARE ON THEM! I CANT SPEND 6 DOLLARS SO I GRIND FANS FOR AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TIME DURING ALL MONTH LONG! ITS SO OVEEEEEEEEEEER AAAAAAAAAAAA
My danchou just posted a picture of her 98cm tits in the club Discord…
i like fan grindingespecially when number go up haha
>>544869974>ummm uhhh you should get the comfy fit>WOWZER THANKERS MCSPANKERS I WILL GO BUY IT NOW!>eureka! einsteinium! bazinga! this will help me with my trainee!>+10 stam
My danchou is actually an uma...
Yada. I don't wanna do anymore runs.
>dancho said he's going to terminate his onlyfans if we didn't rank up
I'm going to keep 1 flat liner, as a joke.
>>544870358you seem like not a very good racehorse call me crazy i guess
Ḑ̵̨̡̧̢̢̢̨̛̛̩͓̬͉͔̬̳̜͍͓̖̫̯̰͕̪̙͇̻̻̮̦̝̜̬̻̜͕̖̦̘͈̤̖̩͇̪̫͈͇̱̪͍̝̹̣̹͔͔̞͆̋͊̈́̐͌̀̔̈́̂̔̇̋̀̽́̊̈́̈́̄̄́̊̀̔͐̾͗̊̓͛̎̒̑̾͋̐̉̓͛̏̈́̊̇͋͌̕̚̕͘̕̕̕͠͠͠͝Ḁ̷̢̡̨̛̻͚̰̟͓͎̤̦͍̺̞̝̞̞̩̫͚̘͙̼͈̑͂̎͊̎̆͗̋̊͜H̵̨̧̢̨̡̨̢̨̰͔͔̪̩̝͖̝̺̤̤͎̗̘̦̟̭̟̺̘͉̥̗̖̼͉̰̘̻̱͔̯̤͖̬̦̠̫̯̬̰̗͍̜͉̣̹͓̹̀̒̾͋̀͋͒͂̄́̽͒͌̎͗ͅͅB̴̢̢̢̤͉̯͕̠͖̘̘̩̘̰̻̘̩̖̳̪̩͉̜̙̥̞̪̥̜̯͓̹̤͈͕͔̞̣̮̣̖̻̪͇̻̂̔͐̊́̈́̌̐́̂̏́͌͗̽͋̋͌̊̓̽̀̃́̓̂̎͛̀̌̎́̾̂͂͗͋̈́͗̋̌̆͊͒̉̔̿̀̑̆̕̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅY̸̡̛̛̳͓͓̯̗̻̜̥͎̬̥̯͒̾̏͂͛̇̾͆̎̐͌͂͋̊̈́̓͋̾̾͛͌̂̊̈͊̍̑͆̇͛͐̒̾̇̿̽͋͗͌̔̇̌͋͂̏͂̐̊͋̏͗͒̈́͌̓̿̈̚͘̕͠͠͝͝
Hey, does any club have a spot for me? My danchou keeps trying to fly me out to her Beverly Hills condo to make me her, and I quote, “submissive boywife” and I’m getting kinda sick of being emasculated.
I sneaked in one last 600k run before the tally started YATTAHow do you guys win races tho, my El Chudcor Pasa lost like 10 times
>>544870598Fan runs can only be done with front runners.
why is she looking at me like this
>you gained 3 hints in Sympathy
>>544870598Run every G2 and G1 you can.I tried with Maru but could only get 800k~ per run at 30 races won, I don't know how the 1M+ anon does it, maybe a better deck.
>>544870659So I should use uh... seiun sky?
>>544870782Bet! Woo!!
>>544870829I did run 30 races including the Dahby, double Japan Cup and double Arima Kinen but the world's strongest umawrestler lost 10 of them
>>544870829to get like 1m you have to go above that and try to get at least 36 or 37 races won, and that if you win almost all g1s with only two losses at most for g1
mayachi is not a retarded kid...
>>544870829>impressing shotas with rides in her nice car >find car parked outside of love hotel>take pics and blackmail maruzensky into lewd actsman this games crazy
Taishin's nagging wife...
>>544870972(me) i only get 1m if my runs are on this pace, if i lose like 2 g1s its already over for me
>17 years old
>tallyinguh /Uma/club bwos wtf? Even with our bots we couldn't do it...
>>544870984No, but I'll put one inside of her
>>544871110>urara parent so you can also do the dirt G1sbut of course, why didn't I think of this, thanks for the tip
>>544871142Imagine looking at Maru, Ramonu, Urara and Taabo and having to pretend that they're in the same age group
>>544871142more like 17 children with ramonu
>>544871270that would be a good way, but i put her because of 1* sprint
>>544870659Oguri Cap runs can regularly break 1M. Her and Maruzensky are probably the easiest
>>544871142>Ramonu
If I see a trick or treater like this, so God help me.
Dear danchuds,Before recruiting people in your club, PLEASE look them up on doxogenesis. You'll be able to see their previous club activity even after they've been kicked. Do NOT let flatl*ner scum in your club.
Why is Spe poster such a fag.
Good random uma events to get during career:Eishin FlashOguri/AkebonoGold CityBad random uma events:HayahideP*lmer
>>544870483DAAAAAAHMNAAAAAAAATIIIIOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>544871527Are rewards delivered on reset? There is 1 flat liner, only one, that I want to kick before reset.
If your Danchou kicks you for flat lining you can join our club, Mambo. Mambo accepts all.
>>544871352I'm doing them with Suzuka for the expert title. Her career is also piss easy, but I have to use my 7* long uma parent
>>544871605accept deez nuts
Since I did 100m in October, Dancho says I get a free flatline month.
>>544871602yeah
>>544871602Doto wouldn't do that
>>544871602Kick him now
>I'll double spark on nice nature to 3LB it!!
>>544871701i did 90m so i will want my 1 week flatlining
>>544871768It will be 5 minutes before reset.He needs to think he got away with it.
slut
I'm Meisho Doto and I like T.M. Opera O. PLATONICALLY.
I just found out I'm retarded
noooticing how all the riko grifters are in fact skipping the banner to roll on nice nature...
I'll have 1.5 sparks on Riko including the free rolls and my Kitasan is 2LB excluding the selector and Halloween crystal. I have 2LB Super Creek and 0LB Fine Motion. Should I pull to second spark on Riko and spend the materials on Kitasan? Half spark Riko and save to spark Kitasan, giving me a flex LB crystal? Help me out here /uma/ bros
Looking for a club to join, one that trades dirt shoes exclusively. What are my options?
>>544871806doto would probably do this
>>544872048literally every club here
>>544871825I'm Doto's trainer and I confirm we have daily threesomes with Opera
>>544871925wtf you were not supposed to nooootice
>>544871806what if you forget to kick him tho
>>544871806based but can you do it with all of them
Im glad I dont watch pootubers for advice
I have one spark. What support bannner should I roooool?
>>544872324get mlb Rice for Swinging Maestro
>>544872424There is no realistic way to get her to mlb with just 200 rolls
>>544871508>grippers out in the openShe knows what she's doing
>>544872424>mlb rice in one sparkthat's optimistic
>look up jp videos>it's actually en videos translated to jpWhat in fuck now
>>544872503well u get 100 roll for freei got mlb natie with 220 rolls
wife groove
>>544872324fine rerun
Finally managed to luckshit decent SMaru cope with my shit deck and parents. I don't want to fuck it up. What should I buy with my remaining points? 301 pts.
>>544872812Thats next spring
>>544872728What does mare pussy feel like?
If your danchou tries to kick you, just rape em.
Averaged 1.7m fans this month, looking for an A or A+ club to join...I wouldn't mind a d*scord one to share strategies
>>544872959curvature + double circle non-standard
>>544873131Devilish...
>>544870195It's a 2 day event anon. Today's races were mainly Juvenile races. The main events with the big races are tomorrow.
>>544872959Focus + straight
>>544873241JUVENILE FILLIES???UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>544873317isn't focus shit for preventing late starts
>>544873357better than nothing
>>544873357Focus is mostly useless, Concentration (focus gold ver) actually does something against late starts. Focus only decent if it's your only way to proc Groundwork.
>>544873357He won't proc groundwork otherwise
>>544873539he has right handed, non-standard and front savvy
>>544872553PERISH
>>544873290How? I'm clueless. Wait for an announcement to be made here?
>>544873565Didn't see front savvy there. It's shit then
>>544872553you're a liar or massive bad faith luckfaggot.
>>544872959You don't really have a choice, either take curvature, or any of the 153 sp skill, and double circle on any of the greens.
>>544873630Yes, but I thought you said 17m. Try your luck though when danchou is up
Rudolph comes to you and says she's late. How do you react?
It's not rape, if the trainer cums inside right?
>>544873797just a faggot
>>544873961I tell her no and make her pace
>>544873961I tell her it's still Junior Year, she's running as pace.
Tenno Sho (Autumn) tomorrow!
>>544873469i dun geddit
>>544872959Flashy Landing + Prof. Curvature for max skill point usage
>>544874141>ShirankedoNice name. I hope he wins.
>>544859713https://github.com/oofmatoes/UAT-Global-ServerYou're only a cheater if you get caught
grass be smokin that good grass
>>544874017i mean it when i say ppl like you should kys. Good for you being lucky but trying to get others to gamble foolishly means you're a shitty person.
>>544874141is this before or after the breeders cup
>>544874228Special Week turned herself into a KiwiShe's standing next to a Kiwi birdSpecial KiweekPlease laugh
>>544873946Ah I could've worded it better, my total fan count this month was 52 million. So 1.7m per day, my bad
>>544874317if it helps my rainbow ticket got an air shakur
>>544874338After
>>544874141The lower the number the higher the odds of their victory right?
I'm looking for a trainer that can get... 1 million fans per day.
>>544874275How is the number 1 club so bad then if they are bottingIf I had a bot running 24/7 I'd unironically farm 48m fans a day on average (1.44b a month)The number 1 club should have 40b+ total but they can't even break 10b
>>544874364I hope you're not close to burn out, we'd love to have you.Still have to wait for danchou
>>544874457the number is the payoutthe lower the number the more expected they are to winit's 50/50 for any single horse to win
>the "smart" player banks carats until there's a banner worth pulling on and needs to spend 90k to get his MLB Tachyon>the "dumb" player spends frivolously, drops his entire stock on every single banner, and gets MLB tachyon in 20 pulls without even knowing it's supposed to be a good cardthis game is inherently unjust
>>544874565I'm the dumb player! I love rolling on uma banners! I'd get my wife 5 star in 100 rolls!
Day 31 player scores are now out on doxxgenesis but club ranks don't seem to be updated yet
fuck when did tallying start? I wanted to do some more fan runs after waking up, nyo...
i roll like 2 or 3 times on cute umas but i try to hold 30k carats when i can. and im prepared to drop money as well. i take the middle path.
>>544874565The game just knows if you want something and will make you suffer for wanting it
>>544874141>f for filly>c for colt>m for mare>h for hstallionwhy is thisI get there's probably legacy reasons they didn't record sex or only allowed stallions, but why does that make the default sex "horse"
>>544874712Time to update my resume.
>>544874457the lower the number, the more money people have bet on it.in a world where all bettors are betting with the intention of winning based on realistic statistics, this would correlate with higher odds of winning.however, meisho tabaru is currently second favorite.
>4 speed cards>no speed rainbows>this happens 3 runs in a row
>>544874565The actual trick is to spend the absolute bare minimum throughout a lot of banners to trick the system into thinking you're retarded and impulse, it'll throw you a few bones then shit on your 2nd bone. You'll get good results on your desired banner.
>>544874490because a couple of them already got banned for doing just thatthe real strat is making an alt account and just running a bot on that every month
>>544874980I don't think the desire sensor has ever worked this way but it's not posted with the Oguri image so I choose to believe it.
Plump and slappable Uma butt
>>544875075I got tokai teoi this way
>motherfucker yapping all day in club chat>didn't do a single career in 5 days, not even for dailieswhy are people like this
>>544875139what is the appeal of this uma. she smells of cheese.
Which vpns work on iphone? I need to find one so I can play Uma in Japan.
You need to have at least 2 scenario links for one of the benefit to show: less starting team so you get supplied with higher rank teammates later. Normally this is done with Riko +sr wit makitane.Your starting team is comprise of the horse you are training, the 6 “horses” on your support card, and the 4 “horses” in scenario link.If the trainee or the support card includes the scenario link horse, or includes friend card, then your starting team will have less member. Riko/tazuna/aoi is not gonna run as uma musume, sadly.Before your first team race, around end of 1st year’s September, you’ll be supplied with additional teammates to bring you up to 10 members.With less starting teammates, you can allocate more xp to each of them to level them up more before the resupply.The new teammates’s rating is base on your team’s average rating at that point, and since your team will have higher rating due to more concentrated xp usage, you will overall have higher rating on your team.Will not doing this break your run? No.It’s just easier to snowball into higher stat.Who you pick for the team race competitors also matters.Iirc you want to pick the top/harder opponent at least 3 times, and the middle opponent no more than once.Generally you pick middle either for the first or second team race, and then pick top for the rest. This way the 3rd and 4th opponents will be lower placed team.This will make the team race slightly easier but still allow you to fight the no.1 team for the final race.
>>544875139Cheese
>>544875280that sounds appealing
>>544875287GET BACK HERE
>>544875139
>>544874712>update is behind 4 hoursGood, I don't want my club to see that instead of 6M fans I made 8M fans in a day.
>highroll GOD run, triple+ rainbows everywhere, 0 mood downs and well-rested almost all the time, good skill hints>no medium S so doesn't matter
>>544875484Don't be greedy
>>544875440>>544875516>>544875665Naisu
thank you based witGOD
>>544875665MTKN looks like this!?
>>544875991Maybe
>>544875484>15 medium stars>10 runs>zero medium Sgod sends his strongest soldiers his toughest battles haha....
I still await cafe
>>544862293The dirtbros in Japan were already aiming for Kentucky Derby and Breeder's Cup Classic. It's just the JRA completely neglecting their dirt races. Japan's dirt tracks aren't even actual dirt, they're sand.Ushba and Ebayan competed last year in BCC, with Ebayan placing third. Those two are also the highest earning horses Japan has. Two dirt horses are at the top of their turf empire.
>>544876074>japan server>when nobody had a clue wtf was happening because every card and uma and event was brand newtrash info
Danchou check the club chat already aaaiiiieeeee the clock is ticking
>>544876074>I forgot
>>544876068sameI hope the acceleration fuckery doesn't prevent me from playing her for the kikuka sho CM I'm already halfway with parents farming for her
>>544876138>actual dirt, they're sandWTFsmart falcon FRAUDS!?
>>544872959Why did you get tail held high if you don't have 3 mid skills?
>>544876068>>544876231keep edging, it'll pay off
So did you offer your Danchou real money over paypal to kick the flatliners last minute so they don't get any rewards?I for sure did
>>544876150if scenario cards are so important then why are Aoi/Tazuna not meta? you ever think of that?Yeah, if you use them you will get results but you need MLB Creek and MLB Kita to make it work. Scenario cards are for whales.
>>544876074how is this guy so influential that he managed to gaslight an entire community to skip an essential card for a scenario just because he "doesn't remember"
>>544876369because the dirty secret is that global community is pretty retarded as well. nobody can solve this game because of the amount of obfuscation of basic facts. and the amount of bad information that goes around. thats what keeps it interesting. also the game changes so frequently that nothing is really set in stone.
uoooooh hags erotic
>>544876074>>544876150>>544876170>>544876387Don't forget he was also a whale and just MLB'ed every SSR card prior to riko so there wasn't a need for him to get it.
Just do your best
>>544876326>maestro>corner adept>fast-paced>uniqueI see four
>>544876586Thanks aunty, I will!
>>544876369but Tazuna is meta
>>544876509Why do these retards want me to eat a lot if I'm going to sleep? Isn't it just going to make me feel bloated and throw up?
>>544876586>she changes the boomer thumbs up celebrationnyooooo
>Fagtoria Frontier is still seething that witgod told people they don't a scenario card they can borrowkekOnly actual shills like the global sloptubers are shilling scenario cards despite the accelerated schedule.
>>544876786>they don't a scenario cardlearn english first
>>544876605Maestro and corner adept counts as mid race skills? I thought they had to trigger right at the midpoint of the track for it to fulfill that condition?
>another obvious VF discord raid on the general
all guide makers are sloptubers
not bad
>>544876820Oh no, he forgot to write a word!
>>544876881I think uma
>>544876662she's a luxury card that no one except the top 0.1% have/had the space to run
I'll just borrow Riko
>>544876820>being too much of an ESL to know the missing word from context草
>>544876509it's so over for toreina-san
>>544876848No, the midrace is just the name of a phase after the early race and before the late-race. Where it starts and ends changes depending on the track and on Hanshin 2200 all of the corners that corner adept and maestro can proc on are part of the mid-race.
>>544876938As in Uma Musume?
>>544876856Why is that seanig obssesed with WITGOD when he doesn't even know he exists?
>marked
Paizuri
>>544877085or why periodically raid what is at best the fifth most active social medium for this game
>>544877271with americans
>>544877246Why would Spe-chan do that to me? I am not food.
>>544877313you become her food at nights
>>544877313she saw you talking to another uma
>>544877359>>544877397WHAT THE HELL! I didnt sign up for that.
>>544876074I've been spoiled by a borrowed Tazuna, sorry witgod I'll be pulling Riko. And Rice too because power cards with +1 stamina is nice.
17331824hosting leo room
>>544877246That's pretty hot.
>>544877430Me neither, but it is what it is
>>544877430sucks for you
>>544877517FIGHT BACK
HAVE MY RESUME READYHopefully next thread syncs up with reset for club member applications
>>544877656What's your resume look like? Mines has 100k fans anon.
>>544877442I have to pull for Riko as well because I'm a creeklet. Just gotta bide my time until Creek gets powercrept out of existence or scenario makes her useless.
>>544877656You still need to wait 24 hours to apply.
>>544877461bump for cm room
>>544877795doesnt getting kicked skip the timer?
>>544878005If I were a danchou I wouldn't add people that got kicked
>>544878063You can... ask for a kick...
let me turn excess tp into pot cygames. I have nothing to farm for now
Well I actually just looked over the upcoming banners myself for a change. Nothing really catches my eyes for the next 4. I might as well use the discounted spark on Riko and hope the best for my SR cards. >>544872324 Saving for more umas and the year 2 SSR speed cards. which look a lot better
>>544878135is that so
>>544878135Only gripe I have is that the club you're applying for might want to wait 24 hours anywayBut then again, the sooner you get in, the faster you get to fan grind
>>544877795but leaving a club without another lined up is just asking for bad things to happen...
Clover status? Are we back
ANONS GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH
>>544878304post your resume cutie
>>544878304Not true. I did this and ended up in an S rank club
>>544878486GOOD LUCK
>>544878486are you using... THAT?
>>544878392Not with that leech of a danchou
Post your resumes, anons. Lets see how well you faired this month.
>>544878486>a single 10 roll on card banner
>>544878564>>544878632GUYS I GOT EISHIN FLASH the fucking card ;-;
>>544878818lategods ww@
i will be pulling for hisi akebono, getting my 100 free pulls for the cards, and then im saving until ayabe comes in like march/april
>>544878818Well its a pretty neat spd card at least.
Why don't Cloverbros just... found a new club? leaving that leech of a danchou alone
>>544878769ily curren but YOU DON'T GET TO STEAL IT
>>544878818I'll take it if you don't want it
Dia sex
>>544878769I have 5m daily and everyone thinks I'm super cool!
>>544878794I’m decently happy with my current umas and will save up the anni and christmas carats for pocket jungle and Manhattan
>>544878769I got 30m this month and it was hard because I don't farm fans at all
>>544878763his score didn't change but i believe in the rest of us if he kick the other two afk fag
>>544878916I agree with this statement
>>544878852>hisifuck i meant hishi, its too early for me
>>544878769I did 18 million
>>544858291it's frozen now, tallying
>>544878769I never got TP bar full and I got 46m, only used the TP potions 2-3 times
Bretty good for a 1st try, right? Unlikely I'll make anything better.
>>54487876934m for this month, 90% are from ryan runs
>>544878769I got 106m but I won't be able to recreate it
>>544879386have fun on your vacation bwo
>>54487876940.6m
>>544878769
>>54487876930m, it was a mistake and it won't happen again
>>544879309>no hesitant front runners
>>54487876970 milly.
what does "umapyoi" mean?
>>544878769I did 30m this month, maybe a bit morefor sure 19m fans in 17 days
>>544879640it means no worries
>>54487876919 million. Was having some off days this week
>>544879591Sunday was not so Marvelous with her hints.
lmao
>>544879430Thanks bwo. I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving and a good time wherever you are and a good weekend! I'll need to find a good temp club. Any reccomendations?
>>544879726i think if you are bringing a debuffer nuking Seiun Sky from orbit is #1 priority
>>544878769about 60m (in a B+ club)
>>544878769I got 67 million this month and I'm not even sure my club made it to A in the end.
What if they are removing the bottom clubs?
>>544878769200m in A club
>>544879789>fucks teio>get her pregnant in her classic year>prevent her triple crown + undefeated dream
>>54487876983M, at first I thought let's get 150M this month but then I saw no ones trying and I took it easy
Why are there so many retards with 50+ million fans in A and below clubs? Join an A+ club faggots.
>>544879386forgot to post my thing. also looking for a club while I'm on vacay plan to be very temporary. If I cant find one I will hope buttsweat has an open spot for me
Shut up let me leech
>>544879816Mambo danchou doesn't kick flat liners and it's an A rank club. I'd join them and leech.
>>544880095im in a d+ clubits comfy
>>54488009550+ million total or just for the month?
>>544880095i join under a pretense we are trying for S
>>54487876940m to 50m consistent since release. I am Mr. Consistent.
>>544879816>>544880117go to a free entry non-/vg/ one. You won’t get kicked and you’ll get a few carats then just rejoin your old club when you get back. Not like the game will let you play while in Japan anyway
>>544880213Isn't that the club with the danchou who got molested and told the club chat?
>>544880095But you get kicked the moment you want to relax? I'd rather stay in an A-rank club and chill than pay a subscription to get a few hundred more carats
>>544879710>>544879469where can you check these
>>544880378Why would you get kicked, retard? Even /Uma/club has 4 flatliners and that's an S club.
>>54487876940m
>>544880445chronogenesis.net/club_profile
kys avatarnigger
>>544880095I tried joining one last month but you niggers were full. Then I joined a Discord club in the meantime, then suddenly 9 million open spots in every A to A+ club.
>>544880345I plan to vpn and get at least 1 run in a day. I want my karats and my free rolls. I won't be flatlining but I'll be inconsistent. I got a 5 star smaru who consistently does 1mil fanruns and I've yet to get anything lower than 1mil with her when I fanrun. I also fanrun off my own parents due to blessed rng
>>54487876956m
>>544880584Sexy Special Needs
>>544880348I think that was the Almond Eye danchou
DANCHOS AWAKENNEW THREAD IMMINENT
>>544879816HonseFun has a slot open
>>544879816/vg/ club situation is looking grimprobably Mambo if they have a spot as long as you don't completely flatline
>>544880493>join a twofaced clubget a job, loser
>>544880659I'll let all the sweaty clubs to get the leeches and more autistic anons, will recruit the ones looking for a comfy club before recruiting
how come my club doesn't get namedropped..
anyone in Clover? What your plan now?
>>544880493>Even /Uma/club has 4 flatlinersSounds like there are going to be openings soon. Any snipers in the chat?
>>544880659i've been awakei NEED to see if we managed to stay in S or notwe were around rank 76 10 seconds before tallying but the gap between us and rank 100 was only about 9 million fans
>>544880713Are you the seething leech anon that got kicked? You post is featured in the upcoming recruitment image!
>300 careers>not a single 3* blue
>>544880797>multiple flatliners>danchou is dead in a ditchNot in that club, but abandon ship would be the smartest thing to do.
>>544880796Because your danchou isn't an attention whore
>>544880797I’m leaving 100%
mejiro ryan threadnowenter>>544880953>>544880953>>544880953>>544880953>>544880953>>544880953
>>544880970>page 3
>>544880926danchode left for like 6 days and only returned yesterday. Personally i'm jumping ship
>>544880702I will be playing and requesting shoes. It certainly won't be stopped. The reality of it is like I cant give a real estimate of how many fanpoints I will get. I'll be grinding on the plane for 12 hours and that should help get me up there. Fan runs take about 22 mins so if I play for 10-12 hours with 1mil fans each run thats at least 25+mil off one day. >>544880493They are literally all people who quit the game and said it openly in Club chat.>>544880686honsefun...
>>544880797>R*ce iconwouldn't even have joined to begin with
>>544880797How does every Rice club crash and burn kek?Cuma was a Rice club, then there the RceBstGrl club that recruits from discord and now Clover.
>>544881102Rice is a secondary bait. They all will eventually realize they don't like the gameplay loop, only the characters
>>544881425you should like the characters more than the gameplay loop...
PSA for danchuds: you can look up the ID of entrants to see if people flatlined in the previous club they were in, even after they left
my danchou doesn't know about chronogenesis, so I'm safe as long as I log in and trade shoes like I'm really playing
so uh... does CE still work?
>>544882247yes still perfect for doing faster dailies
>>544883373thanks! *smooches kita pits*>KTKNT
>>544876074>MILLIONS of global accounts will be permanently bricked because a japanese player has a bad memoryso this... is the power of the gaslight...
>>544876074I'll trust him over the other guide faggots
>>544886185>>544886426The guy was running 3LB Biko and MLB Nice Nature no shit he didnt need Riko
>>544886185Too bad cydesperate already saved them with the free pulls
