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>>544880953Post the sexo Ryan webm
>mejiro marked
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE DANCHOU KICK ME NOW!!!!
How do I tell Tazuna that I was ‘marked’ by my trainee without getting fired?
Day of reckoning.
>>544881001I think most people forget that umas have fangs.
I'm going to sleep make sure to get your carats before I wake up because I'll be very trigger happy with the kicking
>>54487876936 mil
Happy club recruitment day! Here's an anchor post to reply to with your club advert.
Start a family!
KICK ME DANCHOU>>544881049ME AND HIM
Mambo will have room for 1-3 trainers soon.There's no quota, trade shoes with your fellow trainers and don't be a leech.If you can't find the club post your ID and we'll send you an invite.
fluffy
what are they doing
>>544881145Post your ID I'll forward it to danchou for an A club application
Teio!
>>544881242It should be 2. I checked it for flatliners. One of the guys stopped flatining
>>544881242Too early, bro. I'm afraid of my danchou being awake lurking and kicking me before the gibs kick in.
>>544881287their best
Post your resumes
>>544881242I believe you've recorded my ID already but I'll repost it just in case, I've already asked my current danchou for a kick once I get last month's gibs498365257945
>>544881242>no quota>don't be a leechhmmm sounds like there is a quota
>>544881039how many people are leaving today
>failed infirmary 3 times in a rowAHHHHHHHH FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME.
>>544881242Are you A rank or above? I'm thinking about jumping ship from Clover
>>544881459cute boy
>>544881301much appreciated, but I'm already in one of our clubs
>>544881242>700sMambo fell off...
>>5448814475 people are leaving /uma/club and 2 spots are reserved
Please remember that even when you join my club, danchou is MY danchou and I am his top earner. Nothing you do can ever change that, even with bots.
>>544881481Around 700, thats A rank
>>544881346There's 2 flatliners and one guy quit>>544881386Yes I have you saved. 1-2 spots then
>>5448809531 open 1 reservedAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
SOMEONE POST THE /UMA/ CLUBS INFOGRAPHIC. I WANT TO SEE OUR CLUBS
Deutsche Brüste höchster Qualität.
>August 68m>September 78m>October 61mStill comfy in my A club though
>>544881583that great can i reserved a spot. I got like 49m last month
>>544881347>I'm afraid of my danchou being awake lurking and kicking me before the gibs kick inI'm very much awake1 hour 50 minutes before the kick
>>544881546grim
>>544881589Ah you're right, my bad boss man.
my /uma/ club is ran by a spicbro and there has never been any drama, he even let me get a friend in feels good
>>544881589Cool, thanks
>>544881612>>544881242attaching posts to anchor for anons to see>>544881201
PSA for danchuds: you can look up the ID of applicants to see if they flatlined in the previous club they were in, even after they left
>>544881725bruh i have 85m total since June
>>544881689this one?
>>544881846That one. Thanks.eeeee
>>544881732Apply yourself there>>544881242
75855495Leo CM testing room
>>544881346Nigga if you flatline for 2 weeks and wake up in the last 3 days your weasely ass should be OUT
>>544881813remember, danchou will want to see a picture of your feet once you join
>>544881242I’ll be leaving my old club so I’ll be on cooldown but could you also hold a spot for me please? 501827853854
>>544881776Yeah, danchou is pretty cool. He is even makinf a website for /uma/club to keep everyone updated. It's cool that he is so intelligent.
I must be real fucking slow because it only hit me today how futile it is to try and make groundwork frontrunnersYou need a new one every cup due to the different green skill activation. What's the point? Isn't it just smarter to make a good Pace/Late/End/ that pretty much only needs distance as a variable?
>>544881612Danchou is it true you’re a big breasted Korean woman?
>>544881963I'll make my UmaFans public for a day then
>>544882073You are rewarded with consistency because you don't have to worry about blocking RNG
>didn't let me kick AIIIEEEE NOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M THE DANCHODE
>>544881974Got you, there are 2 others waiting, but I'm not sure if they joined a new club or not. If they did you will have the invite next
>>544882073Try having parents with Frontrunner Savvy, it's a universal skill that works everywhere. You can luckshit other two with cards/races/parents.
>>544882176retard you have been told to kick them alreadyI hate you stupid Danchud
>>544882164More power could help.
>>544882176WTF I tried to leave and the game let me. Will I still get the gibs?
>>544882286Oh no no no
>>544882286lmao
>>544882286no you fucking idiot
any discord clubs?
>>544882073>Front Runner Savvy>run Tazuna / X cards that give Focus so worst case you have atleast that for activation>actually have parents with good whitesit's not so grim
>>544882286surely you jest
>>544882176THE RAPED
I'm going to take a nap for 3 hours. Those A+ rank clubs better not be full when I come back.
>>544881612Can you put me down? I'm still in a club so all good if it gets filled before I can join another. 559743397314
>>544882073pace/late/end is for lazy gamble, front is for consistent ace yes, you can skip front if you're lazy, entire game is rng anyway
>>544881924Apologies for the delay there anons. Anyway, result
>>544882209No worries, thanks so much
>>544882472Okay sure I'll send you an invite when the tallying is over, since I cant send you right now
>>544882214But that doesn't solve the core issue. For example, can you make a groundwork Frontrunner for Team Trials?
>>544882656>groundwork Frontrunner for Team TrialsDo you guys actually do this?
>>544881720when she kneeled in her worlds tenno sho did she just sho give the entire stadium a cleavage shot
>>544882176*rapes you*
>>544881612Update2 are now reserved see you again next time.
>>544882656Just get savvy, focus, Right/Left handed, Standard/non-Standard distance retard
how big of a difference is dominator + tether vs natty with double gold + tether. as a general debuffer
544882656Yes, easily you do front runner savvy, concentration, and then a pair of Left and right handed, standard and non-standard distance, firm and wet
>>544882656TT got a way different meta for skills. It rewards consistency and activations.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY
>>544882286anon...
>>544882154yes
>>544882073>You need a new one every cup due to the different green skill activationthis is truei hope /uma/ stops playing front runners already, i need some free wins
AIEEE KINGU HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL
>>544882286toreina ....
>>544882720That's my point, you need to go way too specific for frontrunners and I'm tired of this shit. >>544882891>>544882871Fair enough, that helps. I don't want to abandon the fronts I like but I can't deal with this every cup.
>>544882656you can if you care about winning but otherwise witmaxxing is betterConcentration (you want this anyway) + Savvy + the highest % greenbut it really turns GW activation into a 50/50 so it's generally not advisable
>>544880953>Summer Maruzensky>Meisho Doto>Eishin Flash>Nice Nature Wit card
>>544883071>and I'm tired of this shit.yeah i agree anon please don't run fronts anymore
>>544880953>don't disappear>don't flatlineAlmondLove is looking for 2 more active players. Drop your ID for a scout
>>544883039damn thats a cold bitch
>>544883184Don't worry I can't get groundwork on an Uma with good stats even if I did.
>>544883039Why arent my umas saying anything about halloween
>>544883206can i still get in if i dont love almond eye
>>544883206hooking to anchor>>544881201
give me something to drawi can't promise it will be good though
>>544883178all mid
so uh... is CE still not detectable?
>>544883296draw oguri cap being chill
>>544882638
>>544883178>SEAmonkey posting how his equivalent of nintentoddlers pushed his dogshit gacha to #1why are you like this
>>544883296doto as a clumsy waitress
>>544883296Oguri eating carats while Tama seethes
>>544883296Urara fighting a helicopter MGR:R style.
>>544883296Draw Cafe drinking tea
>>544883296Draw Maruzensky eating a burger
>>544883381But uma is my dogshit gacha... are we going to be daijobu?
>>544883296loli gentildonna
>>544883296Here are few options:* Daiwa Scarlet having her udders milked* Boys being cute* Marriage with Rudolf
>>544883272I don't know how that's even possible, but at the very least you'd have to love Teio
>>544883296oguri cap pulling down maruzensky's bikini
>>544883296Trainer driving with Maruzensky carsick in the passenger seat
>>544883530i like them both, but love? no
>>544881080there is nothing you can do once an uma marks you.
>>544883296taishin reaction image
>>544883530>no soundruined
>>544883571https://x.com/ForIAmFear/status/1949912254608265359
>>544883296Teio going nishishi while hiding in a pile of leaves
49203561Leo CM room
>>544883751Cute hag
>>544883598Well, you'd have a personal quota of posting an Almond Eye image once a week until you fall in love with her.
>>544883347Everyone saving for Oguri Cap...
>>544881589danchou please, we have like 4-6 shitters...
>>544884029nta but I think Almond Eye looks boring. Her design feels very bland.
>>544883835Scarlet close your legs...
Hello, i am back after crashing out about only getting 1 SSR in 250 pullsPlease be gentle with me
>>544884024
>>544883890Result
>>544884129Her overly sparkly eyes and inner hair glow is too much.
>>544884210You've already been kicked from the club, sorry bwo
>>544883890>>544884248ahhhhhh fuck you oguri, damn close
>>544884210which card raped you?
>>544884162She wants you to see her succulent umanko
>>544884210Better luck next time!
>>544884237
12028181Leo CM room
danchou, that one guy ...you know the one ...danchou ...
>>544884210That's gachaI got Doto in a single pull but then had to Spark Eishin (also got spooked by Rice twice)
>>544884210
>>544884338Dia... At least i have LB0 NN from sparking haha...
I'll be looking to join a club after reset, I'm planning on doing 30-60mil a month as I'll start playing more frequently. Having a discord would be cool.
>>544884237image...
The poster after this will have his favorite horse NTR'd by Spicaman.
>>544884395well done rudolf thanks for ulting in the last 50oguris are my fucking weaknesscaptcha: VMP8R
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE SHOES?
This is for later. I'll be looking for a new club as soon as reset hits. You can chronogenesis me I hit 106m last month but this month I'll be on vacation in Japan after the 8th. To makeup for it I'll be superhardcore fan grinding. I get 1mil per fanrun consistently too and don't mind teaching your club members how to do proper fan runs.
How's Taiki for CM5? Surely it's finally time for the 'strongest miler' to shine right?
>>544884395Result
Wife!
>>544884583We got 1 flatliner here at ウマオオオオ, we'll send you a discord link when you get in
>>544884783>gender: female
>>544884849Is she allowed to wear those bloomers?
>>544884914I can't help how I'm born
>>544883206do you have quotas?
>>544885016You have to sub to danchou's OF
>>544884926What the fuck is their problem
>>544884981~jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>544884890Sounds good!My ID here: 449414903113
>>544884813frontkeks, your response?
when is the next 'must pull' support card, i want a mlb king halo SR
>>544885110If you don't recognize the perverseness of doing that then you can't be helped
41686282cm4
>>544885241Roll for Riko/Rice (only using the free 100 pulls)Surely you will MLB Halo in those pulls
>>544885220We simply have to become even faster!
>>544885220Probably frotnless lobbies
>>544885110You can't just go out in Umaface and expect no reaction, it's 2025
how many carats will I have by kitasan rerun? I got 25k now and won't pull on skipko skipimoto outside of the free gibs. B rank club
>>544885327Where do I spend my other 200 pullsI need a bigger deck.
>>544885084sure 494652414537
>>544885220No point in joining /uma/ CM rooms when everyone here is building around countering the front meta.
>>544885162
>>544885241just use the free yellow sunstone
>>544885342there was a lone smaru, helplessly devoured by oguri fats
>>544885576wat
>>544885578Solo front basically counts as frontless because of that, yeah
>>544885509the gaslight has been so circular it's hard to ever gauge what an /uma/ room will be
>>544885497If you don't have kitasan, then kitasan. If you're really desperate, biko/bakushin isn't bad to spend on.
>>544884783for reference
>>544885267top3
>>544885717Wonder how bad of an idea to depend on others to bring fronts.
>>544885812>that maruwhere is that one teioposter when you need him
>>544885220YOU WERE SAYING? >>544885812
>>544884890You guys using Discord now?
>fgo Shipper game. Shipper franchise with a pozzed fanbase >nikke Shitty fanservice with no other redeeming qualities >blue shitchive Same as nikke but its developers purchase artists to shill for its game. Cancerous and unoriginal fanbase>HoyoshitLol.
>>544884934only when we are alone
>>544885812>these frontsHoly farking giga megalodon of a whale.
>>544885812>>544885952Oh it's the fucking speed queen Maru from that paypig Kaite results are basically invalid.
>>544885812>800+1 goldNoooticing
>>544885734I have Kitasan and I'm going for Riko/Rice, if I get them early I'll spend the rest on Baku then, thanks.
>>544885706everyone gets a free item to uncap one SR and one SSR like a week after aoharu drops
>>544885812>grinded a month for that maru just to mog against a unity cap maru
>instantly go into a boiling rage as soon as a 3 star front wins a roomTeiofags are frankly pathetic.
>namedroppingwhen did doxxing became cool?
>>544885979Suzuka love!
>>544885812>red shift, thh, lone wolf smaruPLEASE give a schedule for when you stinkies are queueing so I have a chance this cm
will the FREE Halloween card be good
Must be nice being a Blackrock executive.>generates AI umanko all day while working>mogs /uma/ test lobbies after work
why is dia always like this
>>544885110umas just loath the concept of trannies
>>544886331nyes
imagine losing to a niger with not even 700 power lol
>>544885812How many debuffer/hybird in that lobby ?
The thread boogeyman is back
>>544884369Seiun sex
i think almond WHORE's bow is too big and distracts from her ears i forget she has them
>>544886331the next few welfare SSRs are actually not too bad.
Can a kitten make CM lobbies until the new day starts
I like when whales join lobbies I want to stress test my umas not to play goo goo babies with poorfags.
I cant help but noootice that all the riko grifters double sparked on nice nature instead....
AHHH I'M GETTING JEALOUS RESET CAN'T COME SOONER please let my loyalty pay off
>>544886445I had a rudolf dominator, i don't remember the rest
>>544886449Kaite's team is not even a problem. You guys are just shitters. I've beat Kate before with my own smaru.
Is it overkill to get both Taiki and Maru ult for Oguri?
>>544886331It's an important card for front runners, especially after the early lead rework
>namedropping nowf2poors have hit a new low
>>544886583MOOOODS
>>544886374she's in heat 24/7
>>544886634It's a necessity
Namedropping is discordtroon behavious, stop that.
matitummhauser
>>544886583UOOooOOOOOOooOOO
Is the troon samefagging and having a meltie about doxxing?
>>544886583there is just no way tachyon wouldn't have an amazonian jungle down there
>>544886610>double sparking a mid card with 35 specialitykek
>>544886627Yeah I lose a lot to other front runners that are like 11k range. All this talk about gambling late surgers or whatever but the actual most successful gamble is just to win the pace up rolls with your own front runners.
>>544886583Cafe shaves down there, I check it everyday
>>544881242Danchud remember to look up applicants on chrono before letting them in so that we don't get any fl*tliners
22344596hosting cm Leo lobby
>>544883178Reminder what this stat doesn't cover purchases made by pc chads. Only by sea smartphone nigs.
There are only 15 original members left in my club... It's going to get worse, isn't it?
>>544887171>dialogue box instead of overlayAIEEE I'M NOT EVEN SAFE ON MOBILE
>>544887272Will your club still be the same club after all of its members have been replaced?
>>544886995Yeah, honestly the biggest threat on /uma/ has been the meat guy with his Suzuka. I can't beat that thing at all. I've never seen him lose
>>544887309There are two confirmed uma break ins. Do other umas attack us?
>>544886374if she wants something, she won't stop until she gets it
>>544887418doxxing me is not nice bro, she loses a lot.
>>544886995i dunno if it was you, but other day i joined a room here and i won with my almost 12k s.maru against other two with 12k, and second place was even in 5l distance so yeah its plausible
>>544887412As long as the will remains...
I don't think clubs with quota less than (300x3)x30=27kk are justified. Ok, 25mil per month. What's the point keeping the nigs who can't even play careers with limited borrows? 6kk per month is a joke.
>>544887595I didn't even say your name
>>544887418>I beat this guy all the time but lose to K*tieThis game really is rock paper scissors
>>544887418>hat>peanut butterWhat is this referencing>>544887595but he didnt reveal your name unless meat has something to do with it
I'm not scared. Bring your best.70374449CM4
>Virgo Cup>Race Conditions: Hanshin / Turf / 1600m (Mile) / Right-Handed / Outer / Fall / Sunny / Firmso I can reuse the parents I've been borrowing? neat
>>544887810Okay, i'm slightly scared
18759733 - CM test
>>544887779Now post Dia version
What are the recommended stats for the virgo cup? We will need 2 gold recovery skills as well?
93740421cm Leo room super sweats only
>>544888146It's a mile so no.If you run S.Maru only bring 777
>>544888015which one? she has quite a few of that
>>544887952You've been borrowing Mile parents?
Digitan LOVE
>>544888146Have you done the minimum to check what kind of race it is yet?
>>544888015
53640742 leosuper serious trainers ONLY -- casualschmucks get out of here
>>544888325man pushing Digitan like this is so funny
>>544888221You aren't going to beat smart falcon to angling if you take 777, corner recovery or moxie is more consistent
>>544888160>6th, 7th, 8ththis was no joke
What makes this Saturday morning so active for cm scrims?
>>544884890Stop skinwalking>>544885206Sorry anon, our quota is rising to 60m minimum.>>544885965Our club still does not have a discord.
>>544888457>angling didn't procaiiieee
98788029whale only Leo cm lobby. Dolphins and f2poors will be sent to cape cod
>>544888457All those shining card just to lost my Oguri peak
>>544888818because guild points are tallying and building horses for the next cm is a waste of time until aoharu
Not doing runs until the 6th. But trust me I'm good for the quota.
>>544888928what if i'm already in cape cod
>>544888907better than my team>mayano procs GW and get late start>s.maru loses the gamble and do not proc GW early>grass wonder i used on TT
FUCK YOU DAJI
>>544889023lmao>>544889001you're getting raped
>>544889023doxxing is not cool bro
>virgo cup talkAlright, here is the quick guide. I won't repost it again.Bring Summer Maru, Dasca, and a late gambler, this can be the always strong Vodka or Regular spechudYou can also Seiun Sky, Smart Falcon, or Bakushin, but make sure you bring 2 fronts.Unlike cancer cup, you don't need much power BUT MAKE SURE it's at least 600 for the track bonus, you can go nuts on the TT witgod strat of 4 speed cards and 2 wit cards, or 3 speed + 2 wit + RikoThe last spurt is a long ass straight so "In body and mind" is a good skill to have, hence the spechud rec for your late gambler. Beeline Burst is bad, don't take that.
>>544889023AKIKAWA A SECOND DOXXER HAS HIT TRACEN
>>544889169Fuck you i'm bringing fuji, golcity, and taishin
>>544883296Draw yourself having an Umazing day.
wtf bros you guys told me no one was building front runners anymore...
>>544889169Summer Maruzensky is not meta. Mile McQueen beats her easily. Summer Maruzensky is your second pick.
>doxxing era has begunnever joining a room again
>>544888928holy kek i got late start and both rushed and won because of that
>>544889174>>544889162I literally don't mind people posting my name. I've posted it earlier myself.>>544884783it's a nothing burger
>>544889326How many mile sparks does McQueen need?
>>544888581there are no hills for moxie to activate the only hill is at the end of the race
>>544888829>no discBased. But if you ever do get one at least don’t recruit from there and betray the board. Disappointment is one thing, full on treason is another
>>544888250>>544888338Fuck, I want her so bad bros.. but I already have Special Wife
>>544889326Good luck making Mile McQueef that will not die in Spring Tenno Sho without buying useless recoveries.
you should be proud of yourself and your umasi support doxxing
>>544889409all of them. you can't raise an F to an A without a pink spark, so you need two activations to get to S, but also one front spark to get to A.
10946054sweaty rng Leo lobbyonly the most sweaty and evil umas for Leo allowed
>>544889169>>544889326so yeah a blocker and Gold Ship again for Total Niger Death
>Try switching to a pace ace instead of a front>My win rate doubles Okay I've learned my lesson There's no competing with whales/nolifers
>>544889589>so you need two activations to get to S
thirty minutes until the poaching begins
>>544889727>only one fronttruly the evilest of lobbies
>>544889383Dox yourself all you want but you are giving bad rep to your associates. It gets cringy quick. Add to that avataring and bragging about runs and it’s just a lot Transcend bro. You should tone it down. I don’t say it mean spirited either. You seem like a good chap.
>>544889383>I literally don't mind people posting my nameit's not about your privacy, it's because it encourages attentionwhoring
soon I will quit, what rank are the uma clubs, btw?
>>544889589>>544889872You need 13 stars to get from F to A so it's possible but difficult F > E 1E > D 3D > C 3C > B 3B > A 3
>>544889558Shouldn't this actually be pretty easy with Riko?
>>544889727Anon, your hag seem like can't proc gw
Don't kick me bro, I'll do better this month I swear.
i've been noticing that mystifying murmur has been procing a lot less for me during the practice rooms for leo cup. It's even more noticeable considering i have two of them and there are times where neither will just activate. I could accept my hybrid mayano's debuffs not procing but natie has 800+ wit and she barely ever activates mystifying murmur. Is it because her other stats are so low that the other umas are just dodging it by being so far ahead?
>poachingEnd/first month shuffle is not poaching anon. Unless some danchou just sends invites to people applying to other clubs or pulls them after a week from another /here/ club it’s fine
>to retarded to insall the botguess it's honest work for me
>>544890268>hybrid mayanoare people still falling for this misinformation?
>>544890268retard
>>5448899653 MOE WEEKS
https://x.com/MJK20160808/status/1984619471223558183
>>544890112NTA but have had my name posted here before. How am I supposed to stop someone from posting my name if they're going to anyway? Whenever I see names posted, there are always replies shouting them down, but it still happens.
>>544890129
>>544890112ahh, That is not my intention at all>>544890186it has early lead, it procs gw off it. I need to reroll her>>544890087My associates? /uma/ club? I don't really associate with anyone in /uma/ outside of /uma/ I'm not advertising a Discord or anything either. I will definitely tone it down though I don't know why that anon namedropped me
>>544888338>>544888250Dia is seriously cute
>>544890434A truly sisyphean task
>>544890440if someone else posts your name then you might see it as reasonable cause to start posting your own name/avatarfagging or whatever, that's the primary concernif someone posting your name doesn't bother you then just ignore it and don't act on it
>>544890268You need to get blocked for murmur to activate retard, it was only good for CM1 becasue the Pace/End meta made it easy for you to get blocked.Nobody is blocking your late debuffer in Front meta
>>544890268Its just an inconsistent skill because you need to be blocked to trigger it. Combine that with the fact that more people are running front/pace/end and not late and you might see the activation rate drop from what you might be used to
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET MY CLUB HIT S
>>544890728trust in us bro we made it happen
Oguri cute~!
37748424only the fastest racehorses allowed (leo)>>544890728we will make it
>>544888581Corner recovery will likely be cheaper as well because the hint is common or you could just get the whole skill for free.
>>544890671got it, thanks.
There needs to be something to do in this game besides grind for Team Trials and CMslop
>>544890268You can't dodge murmur by being too far ahead. But did you look at murmur's conditions? It's a really flaky skill.It's powerful when you can get two off plus eyes, since most front/pace can't survive that. However, the conditions make it pretty rare (front block). It's almost like a curse your hybrid throws when she can (probably) no longer win...
>>544890892there will be eventually, but it will take some time i think, while nothing happens you can try to make meme umas
>>544890785How cute?
>>544890892The real gameplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9jpl1UXn-A
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1984470456771232163/photo/1
>>544891086Serving the Gold Clan?
cee emm leyooo room88392873winner gets DOXXEDi will show your support cards for the WHOLE WORLD TO SEE
>>544890803>no gw proc>no let's pump some iron procI don't want to make a third ace but this is beginning to hurt
>>544891153lol
Post your Virgo ace
>>544891306>end closer dotoholy based
>>544891358>more than half the month dedicated to trashing Verxinawhat's her problem
>>544891509Pace miler Doto
>>544891610
>>544891509Not related but Special Wife
>>544891581Where is her nose?
>>544889465Club anon said internal discord is fine, but I find it hilarious if we just use post numbers to communicate.That or we can be like the Ojisans we are an use IRC
>>544891306in view of SOVL picki have decided to not DOX youalso did neicha ghost your OYL lmao
>>544892203These umas are too strong...
>>544892141>gaslight zoomer anons into using IRC>they get instantly doxxed for real
me btw
>>544892203>bwo debuffers don't work blo you need to get blo->3 ends
>>544892203>MLB Tazuna, Kitablack and Creek with Neicha borrow
>>544892498>slick surge>gourmand>enduuh
Dan(tsu) Dan(tsu)
Gm
>>544887143Nice copeTheres a reason why Cyjews panicked and gave away 100 free pulls on Riko and Rice
>>544892567i was talking about that dude fielding 3 ends2 of them probably hybrids
>>544892203>solo frontGrim
>>544888338THIS IS YOUR FAULT MCQUEEN
It's almost time
>>544892917Danchou do the needful!
>>544885979Based suzuka but no one asked about your gacha addiction bwo
>>544892203Only 1 pace and 1 front,what kind of cursed lobby is ?
>>544892141danchou I will be leaving but I might want to rejoin in a future monthapologies for leaving it so late to tell you but I'm kind of neurotic and wasn't sure if I was going to be kicked out of spite
I don't think this is an appropriate way to greet your Grandfather
SLOPka and daiwa SLOPlet
>>544892917Yeah, almost time to lewd Chrono!
I'M RICH
IT'S A NEW DAY!
danchou do the needful and kick these underperforming pests
>>544883178What do the numbers meanWhy is Uma in the red?
HOLY SHIT SHE GETS SO CLOSE
Don't apply to my club if you're weak, no less than 60m a month
>>544893356I'm sure if you stop bouncing your tits and think for a second you can figure out the pattern
I'M FINALLY FREE for now
>>544893421Hi danchud
>>544893356Nyot looking gyud, nyeed NTR banner
>>544892651what a strange choice for their left leaflet.
>>544892203Why would you have a Neicha borrow if you're not going to take OYL? SumSpechud comes with Slick Surge.
Wew we're finally back home...
Based Danchou
B-B-BEE PLUS?!BEE PLUS AGAIN????????!!!!!!!!!!!
>>544893372>8,044
comfy clubs are the best
>>544893547I wasn't sure if OYL was good since I don't usually do late surgers, some anons in the thread helped me pick out the skills
>>544893706It's good, but the point of Wit Neicha is to take OYL.
don't worry danchou, we chilling this month as well
STOP BEING OFFLINE DANCHOU
Not bad for a non-vg open club with no quotas.
Danchou just shot 3 trainers in the trainer office...
Babbus
It's just that easy
>>544893940>B+>2909B+ is literally free, huh?
get fucked retard nigger horse
>>544893954Gotta feed Sweek somehow
Good morning toreinas! It's that time! (You)r friendly neighborhood S-rank club has a few spots! Are you a top 100 toreina? Come join the fun! As always, reply with ID for invite
So that one person in the S club is botting right?
>>544893856if I hit fast learner then OYL would've been the priority over fast & furious/it's on
Danchou hereI've decided that comfy clubs are lame and we'll be making the push to S rank. To do this we're implementing a new 60 million per month fan quota. Make sure you do your part and thank you for the attention
>>544894212based
How do you get those club flatline graphs?
Get dunked on Goldshi
>>544894212based. kill comfiggers
Is this the good time to kick off flatliners?
>>544894350Kick them before they get their rewards
>>544894316doxxgenesis
Eden lost..
>>544894318Normal, well behaved toreina.>>544894023Te*oposters.
>>544894514>24/30Holy. Flatl*ners got culled.
>>544894382you still get the rewards even after being kickedt. leechGOD
>DAILY RACE DE WA->MOONLIGHT SHO DE WA->EL CONDOR PASA
this ain't taurus or gemini, get your ass out of here
Golshi's shoes are actually pretty high tier
CLEAT CHECK /UMA/!
>>544894041is the quota still 60m?
>>544894707She is top tier in general.
>>544894514>24/30based danchud refreshing the club tree with blood of flatliner subhumans
>>544894707Do they smell good, though?
KWABOTY
REMEMBER TO CLAIM YOUR CLEAT TICKETS!!! and share what you get with the thread if you're too impulsive to hold onto them for any length of time
>>544894087the S-rank club environment is as follows:there are, obviously, "legit" clubs at the top that are composed of real players that sometimes (often) "supplement" their fan counts with assisted runs. there are, however, a significant amount of clubs that sell spots within the club and maintain their rank through multiple bots. this is also done by groups of friends with no monetary gain, just lazy players that got together.
>>544894041I'm the anon that messaged you a few days ago I'm ready 736962143878
>>544894918roundhouse kick botters in the head desu
Is there a list of all star pieces that rotate through the shop?
Any A/A+ with 20M quota or less?
Damn, I was not aware of just how much faster it is to do careers on mobile than PC, even if you tab out of the text logs. Danchou, I think we can make it to S rank now
Only 20k of carats until the next spark
>>544894918The graph on doxx shows a very linear trend, almost impossible
>>544895124A club danchode herePost ID
u forgot one dan cho....
>>544894734
>>544894737bottom 100 is 67m, if you can do that or more with ease you're good to join, we just use a dynamic minimum since everyone in the club wants to be S-rank anyway>>544894992You're in! Welcome!
Hachimi (formerly /uma/ club) is recruiting! Rules are to just be active and don't flatline. Apply with /vg/ or /uma/ so we know you're from here!
>>544895232Can you invite if I am still on cooldown?
>>544895445Not him, but they can.
>>544895362actually the bottom 100 for october was 2.026bUMADness moved up to like 2.031b final so it DOES accept some fans after the tallying period begins i believeUmaoooo also went from 2.033 to 2.036, I submitted two 1m+ runs after tallying began
>>544895321He should do that yea
DANCHOU, THE FLATLINERS
Well, I did what I could, I bumped almondmilk to Crank from D
>>544892203is brian card actually good?
Can anyone advise me on what kind of grandparent I should try to train to train summer maruzensky? I mean of course the parent will be Seiun Sky. But what about grandparents? ideas?
>>544895661>almondmilkThis is still alive? Just jump ship.
>>544895232>>544895509Alright416644579852
>>544895702grandparents mihono is mandatory, aside from that use the best you have i think, or check gametora
>>544895362glad to be here
>>544895702
I've been spending several times as much time here than actually playing the game, how do I fix this
I'm homeless once againsell me your club
>>544895840
>>544895702bourbon > suzuka > mayachi
>>544895702You need eitther Mihono (high affinity) or Seiun (compulsory uniq) and borrow another one.
>>544895908that's normal.
>>54489519Just set a goal amount and stick to it. I will build the line again this month inshallah
>>544895393I am also on cooldown my old club basically just died, toreenaa ID is 873562387252.
>>544895702bourbon twice across the grandparents because her affinity is just that good
>>544893940>B+ goes up that highWhat the fuck... I used to be worried about getting kicked down to B at rank ~1400
>>544895972>>544896014>>544896168unfortunately I don't have a bourbon. Who's a mayachi...?>>544895845So am I looking at like, this? (there's no S.Maru so I'm using normal Maru which I don't have)....Then I make like, a Taiki Shuttle grandparent using something?
>>544895563>it does accept fans after tallyingYeah that's what I was saying earlier. It's strange. Also congrats on getting back to S-Rank! /Uma/ Club is glad to have another club in the scary S-rank zone with us. (The recruitment post is just a funny)
>>544895779Sent you an invite, there is no quota btw
>>544896212It's 5000, I think. If your "casual" club isn't B+, you fags aren't even playing the game at that point.
>>544895831so what if I, uhh, don't have bourbon
>who's>a>mayachi...?
How does club's rank work?Can you get demote? Mine(almost dead) is much lower than last month but still on same rank
>>544895661Join us, brother...
>>544896382use borrows to make grandparents with her
>>544896229Shuttle is bad or maybe because my shuttle didn't have great parents.This is what I use for SMaru fan runs for OO
>>544896229Maru and S.Maru are one and the same for affinity purposes. Mayacchi is Mayano.For the other, use Taiki for best affinity then you can check where it says "recommend" and it will tell you what's the best grandparent with Taiki as a parent for Maru.
>>544896382make her your 3x borrow a day uma for a while, there are strong bourbons on the database
>>544895393no club id?
>>544896382loop the 15 base affinity parents
looking to fill a few slots, players who have 1.2m+ daily and preferably without cooldown.look up my id 185997897385 to apply or drop your id
>>544896529>>544896602Right, that makes sense, thanks>>544896591>>544896567Ah god. This whole system really confuses me. I'm not very smart.So I'm looking at like>>544896529This is getting so confusing. I'm just so lost on how this whole thing works. OK. So if I had to break it down to a tree>Ace Summer Maruzensky>Parent 1Seiun Sky>Grandparents 1Mihono Bourbon, Mayano Top Gun>Parent 2Silence Suzuka>Grandparents 2Mihono Bourbon, Taiki Shuttle?Does...something like this work?>>544896684
>>544896246Thanks, invite received. I will join when cooldown is gone.
danchou...
Is this rite? Let me know
>>544896958Wasn't Umaooo 40m? Damn.
>>544896862>whole system really confuses meIt's confusing because there's added affinity for shared races. That's how things that seemingly don't make sense end up working
>>544896862yeah this tree could work, but taiki shuttle have good affinity with her? i dunno because my own tree i use is suzuka parent and mayano+mihono grandparent
>>544896958umaooo is 28m mid-month I think
>>544896815>the discord recruiter danhc back at itPlease stop. You can just stick to Discord or reddit or whatever you want.
>>544896958>10m/month>A+top kek. it has been a 1bil requirement just to be top 500.
>>544884210Anon here, im saved. Club rewards gave me LB1 at least, so she's usable...Still,only 2SSR in 260 is crazy, what the fuck
Looking for an A club. On cd tho - 494652414537
>>544897036Well, no, its 8. So I want to just do more mayano or suzuka?>>544897023I see...I still just don't know how it works really. It just...really, really hurts my brain.And I have to do all this on 3 borrows a day, with like, 15 days to the next CM?
>>544897036Taiki is 24. 2nd best after Mihono
chaos breasts has arrived
>>544896958>danchou doing penis inspection midmonth
>>544897094you guys literally have trannycords which is objectively worse. its not possible to recruit solely from this place moron.
>>544897012if we want to go to S we have to increase
>>544897153>Club rewards gave me LB1 at least, so she's usablea-anon, I... she... nice nature, she's not... aie...
>>544896958>mfw I fail the umao penis inspection
AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DANCHOU WTF OUR RANK???? DO SOMETHING!!!!
>>544897183If you're trying to make an Ace then of course OO is best but just getting more runs with the uniques you want with O is generally better unless you're aiming for plat.
>>544897187as parents yeah, but the anon was asking for grandparent, and she has 8 while mayano suzuka and mihono all have 15
>>544897382yeah fair. I just want an "okay one".
>>544897296It's okay... LB1 for now, then MLB during the rerun for MANT, trust the plan...
>>544897012not anymore, it took like 67 million average to break top 100 last month. 60 million is a mercy assuming club autists make up the difference.
>>54489695860m with 28m inspection on the 14th (as to give time for last minute recruitment)In any case ウマオオオオ is recruitingWe might have multiple people dropping out over the course of the day so it'll be first come first served, rest will be on a waitlist60m monthly quota, please have 28m already by the 14th. If you will be inactive/flatlining for 3 or more days in a row please let me know in advance otherwise if no notice I'll assume you dropped the game/burnt out and kick.Drop your ID if interested
If anyone wants to watch some Uma wrestling there is a liv stream on cytube right now https://vtl.420699.xyz/
Club rewards gave me 3LB Brian. Finally she's usable.
>>544897515Aiieee the penis inspection
I wish I could do all my team trial races with one click
>mfw umao dancho doesn't accept 5 inchers in the club
Why do those S rank clubs haven't run out of TP pot yet.
>>544896958dacchi danchou here...we upped it to 30 mil this month(it was 10 mil cuz i got too lazy to kick people last month haha...)
>>544897728they buy runs with carats
1.4m/day good enough for A+? If so, are any clubs recruiting?
>>544897728you spend 10 carats per refill after you run out of pots
>>544897728they have rainbow pot
I'm fucking scared. I don't know if these are dupes or my MLBs...
>>544897778sent :)
>>544897587>MLB'd my Brian card>see what's the bonus for later levels>hint frequencyGuess the MLB is wasted on every single welfare SSR, huh.
sell me your fucking club or I'll join AlmondLovedo NYOT test me
>>544897794>>544897776That seems counterproductive.
Why is Taishin such a little shit to train...
>>544897728They create new alts every month and bot farm fans with them
https://youtu.be/uuOQKJuPhmYKek this one was so funny, Shakur trying to stay calm and collected
>>544897941That's something 3rd worlder shit would do.
>>544897878The bot accounts are the ones doing it, no one will play those accounts anyway.
>>544897840being able to cleat your MLB cards would be so fucking funnyit's the extra cards that you can cleat
>>544896958Original #clublist anon here. I just want you to know you’re doing a good job with these impromptu quota edits. Very neutral and in-line with the original intent, even keeping alphabetical order and other details like banners correctly. I like it.
>danchou hasn't kicked any of the flatliners yet>danchou isn't recruiting any of the fresh meat from the threadat least no active players have left... yet.
>>544898079Yes.
>>544897878Not really you usually net 10 carats on the run because of the doubled rewards or random rewards from TT. I consider it no more than putting a quarter in the machine
>>544896958what about der/v/
>>544894041839039622612
Unbricked status? I'm waiting patiently, just gauging
>>544898148thanks
>B+Yep we /comfy/
The great monthly culling has blessed me yet again with a free card.
>>544896508man I heard this a lot...>>544895762Idk if joining a higher rank club is a good idea for me, as I plan on taking it easier from now on. There is too much IRL stuff piled up next to my job including commissions, so I'll have to take it more casually, especially CM wise. I'll probably kick some flatlienrs, when I get home from work.
>>544895956Get a job desu wa
>>544898095>>544897878Any account on dox with an extremely linear line is probably a bot. Most club from /here/ has one or two
>>544896958>the club i joined from /vg/ isnt hereoh nyo
>>544895956flatline status?
>>544897571orfevre vs who?
Is Fuji ult usable for this CM?I want to make a pacer but I don't have Oguri and spending 450k for a heal is very expensive.
what does it mean when a speed card gives me speed bonus +1?I got eishin flash MLB but she still seems worse than tosho LB2... except for that bonus, which 2 speed cards would you pick anons? given I borrow kitasan
>>544898418>Idk if joining a higher rank club is a good idea for me, as I plan on taking it easier from now on.Just join a B+ club. We have a lot of those in this thread.
>>544898505>he joined an illegal cluboh nyo
>>544898505please do not tell me you joined CunnyInc lmfao
>>544898505they're going to harvest your organs, anon. run.
Ḑ̵̨̡̧̢̢̢̨̛̛̩͓̬͉͔̬̳̜͍͓̖̫̯̰͕̪̙͇̻̻̮̦̝̜̬̻̜͕̖̦̘͈̤̖̩͇̪̫͈͇̱̪͍̝̹̣̹͔͔̞͆̋͊̈́̐͌̀̔̈́̂̔̇̋̀̽́̊̈́̈́̄̄́̊̀̔͐̾͗̊̓͛̎̒̑̾͋̐̉̓͛̏̈́̊̇͋͌̕̚̕͘̕̕̕͠͠͠͝Ḁ̷̢̡̨̛̻͚̰̟͓͎̤̦͍̺̞̝̞̞̩̫͚̘͙̼͈̑͂̎͊̎̆͗̋̊͜H̵̨̧̢̨̡̨̢̨̰͔͔̪̩̝͖̝̺̤̤͎̗̘̦̟̭̟̺̘͉̥̗̖̼͉̰̘̻̱͔̯̤͖̬̦̠̫̯̬̰̗͍̜͉̣̹͓̹̀̒̾͋̀͋͒͂̄́̽͒͌̎͗ͅͅB̴̢̢̢̤͉̯͕̠͖̘̘̩̘̰̻̘̩̖̳̪̩͉̜̙̥̞̪̥̜̯͓̹̤͈͕͔̞̣̮̣̖̻̪͇̻̂̔͐̊́̈́̌̐́̂̏́͌͗̽͋̋͌̊̓̽̀̃́̓̂̎͛̀̌̎́̾̂͂͗͋̈́͗̋̌̆͊͒̉̔̿̀̑̆̕̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅY̸̡̛̛̳͓͓̯̗̻̜̥͎̬̥̯͒̾̏͂͛̇̾͆̎̐͌͂͋̊̈́̓͋̾̾͛͌̂̊̈͊̍̑͆̇͛͐̒̾̇̿̽͋͗͌̔̇̌͋͂̏͂̐̊͋̏͗͒̈́͌̓̿̈̚͘̕͠͠͝͝
I'm doing enough to join a S club but I'm scared bwos... where are my comfy A+ clubs danchous.....
What was the A+ score cutoff?
>>544898505if it's B or below there's no point listing it on a quota chart, it won't have one
>>544898825If our A clubs kicked the flatliners relentless, they would be A+.
>>544898287There'll be at least one spot tomorrow, danchou has been offline all day
>>544898505There's the door pal
I wanna go to sleep but I have a discord meeting scheduled in 3 and a half hours
https://files.catbox.moe/6jkh77.movTheyll probably run it again before the 6th race that they sponsored.
>>544898505That’s not the full list. See >>544881846
>>544898525300k-2.5m dailyI'm a very moody Toreina
>>544899024Remember to wear the dress Danchou bought for you.
>>544896815On cd right now. I'm starting to play more frequently.449414903113
>>544899112this except it's between 0 and 16m
>>544898874my club was at around one billion at 440 this month basically, you want everyone in the club to use all their borrows on anything other than sprinters every day
>Be the unwilling danchou of a B club with randoms and a shit name>Breathe life into it and reactivate it>Make it to B+>the only teo players who made more fans than me leave at the month resetman, maybe I should really just join a club from here, but I feel bad for the guys I carry even if I am just doing like 6 million a week
>>544897845not for the suzuka card we're about to get
>>544898561i think the speed bonus is not that good, and you are already bringing brian which has 2, i would stick with tosho unless you are doing lates
>>544898825Just join /Uma/ Club anon. It’s pretty fun and comfy despite how active it is. Weekly races, even had a Halloween race last night where danchou gave out carats for participating.
>>544898825the jump between A+ to S is honestly not worth it if you're a grass toucher in any capacity
>>544898874A+ is 1.1m daily unless you have some overqualified Toreinas in your club
>>544899337will do, thanks anon, still what does the bonus exactly do? I dont understand how it works
>>544898959Alright, hopefully all is good with them
>>544894734would've rather had dupe than guts ssr...
daiwa's "aaaaa mou" is starting to make me feel things I shouldn't as a trainersend help
>>544899470i think it just give more stats when lands on speed, don't know the numbers tho
i can only get so erect
Can club got demote?I saw some A have lower rank than B
>>544899456>you need actual quotas to be A+That sounds rough
>>544896815Danchou kick the people in club chat . don’t hold them hostage…
>>544898959>danchou has been offline all daywell that's not a good sign
>>544899575yes.
Can someone clarify to me which race overlap that adds affinity points, only the grandparents + parents? Ace's soon-to-be-clear races are not in the equation?
>>5448996151.1m daily isn't a quota though? That's 4 runs a day. My aces run where I do nothing but click on trainings get 300k per.
>>544899615hitting ~1m fans is literally just doing your 3 borrow runs. if the careers center around shorter distances then you'll need one parent/fan run.
>>544898959>not up and ready at the daily reset to be a town crier in /uma/ at the cockrel's beckonnot a good look...
>>544899781some people like to trash shitty runs or let their TP cap
>>544899497you can use this for late gamblers in mile CMs
>>544899781>>544899813Maybe stick to just running careers and dont think too much about difficult words like quotas
>>544899770Parent - grandparentsParent a - parent bThe races for Uma you are currently training don’t matter
>>544899483>>544899682>>544899856Last login was 15 hours ago to be more accurate. He might just have a social life beyond this place which led to plans for the weekends.
Danchud status?
>>544900019o-oh, right... halloween was this weekend...
DO YOU LIKEMY CAR
Uhm... Why is my club doubling the quota this month?
>>544899451after doing 60m+ fans for S rank club, burned out dropped the game entirely after realizing how much of a time sink it is
does the club leadership transfer if danchou never logs in again?
>>544900021he added a penis inspection... I think it's over for me...
>>544899470gives +1 speed on any training that can give speedwhich is then multiplied by stuff like friendship bonus, training effectiveness and mood effecthence it is a pretty potent stat, like how Kitasan gives +1 power bonus being actually relevant to your power growth
German Cake should get a buff when competing with Furasshu.
worst club shuffle day yet
>>544897232>you guys literally have trannycordsour top two clubs, both S-rank, do not use Discord and only recruit from /vg/ you spineless swine. Go back where you belong.
too quiet for club recruitment daygame has diedthe dead horse is being beaten
>>544900094danchodes getting uppity
>>544899975retard-anon, the point is that playing the game at the minimum amount of effort will consequently achieve the fan-count. your implication is that "quotas place undue pressure and i can't handle that" with the replies being "literally just play the game, there is no pressure." did i sufficiently hold your hand through that?
>>544900125yes
>>544900094why can't you buy a cheeseburger for 1€ anymore?
beatings will continue until morale improves
>>544900125if he doesn't log for 2 weeks it passes to a random guy iirc
>>5449001252 weeks
Alright fess up which one of you was this >>543561198t. umaoooo danchou (40m huh...)
Just you wait. I'll beat all of you with my superior robot uma!
>>544900289>>544900340so I only have to log in once every 13 days?thanks bros
>>544900019a requirement for being danchou is NO SOCIAL LIFE. what is wrong with this guy
>>544894041I applied, will you accept the prodigal son returning
>>544900094If there's a problem with fan requirements, you're free to leave
>>544900069i like your car
Opne, can you remove a follower. I need to borrow your Maru...
>>544900435>Aoi uses her stockpile of alarm clocks to rape you 200 times the one time you actually bring her friend card along
I got 8 mood downs before the first summer camp and ragequit the run, I dont know how this game is the only one that manages to anger me like this.
rapings will continue until morale improves
>>544900405clover dancho pls.... stop holding the club hostage....
>>544900094You have 16 days to find a comfy club to leech
>Some fag threw a ragie and left because we barely didn't get S even when this is a comfy A+ club.Why are retards like this?
Danchou is online but isn't recruiting anyone........
>>544900471>Teio>Nissan Skyline>spic decalit all makes sense
danchud is carrying us what happens if he leaves for an S club
>>544900164theres only a handful of people autistic enough to get 1m fans a day at this stage of the game. Im also pretty sure at least half were from here rest were from in game or the official cord.You also dont understand how annoying it is to recruit members and im not willing to waste time on it and would have already dropped the game if i was not danchou nigger.
who's recruiting
>>544900249No it wont you retard. Not everyone plays that as much as you do. I do one or sometimes 2 runs a day max on the train. That too is "playing the game" and wont meet any fan quotas, that you brush aside.
>>544900069what the fuck vivlos is a filthy swede...
>it's one of those 4 separate mood drops in junior year kinda days
>>544900649So, uh... recruiting?
How dramatic is your club departure going to be?Just gonna quote "we shall meet in the place where there is no darkness" and spam the Opera emote for a bit, and then I'm gone. I will offer my humble services to people here after 24hours... a club where other trainers appreciate soft tummies would be preferable
>>544900649Post chatlog. What was he complaining about? Was Danchou kicking flatliners?
>>544900409I agree, a coup is in order. Join the club and help our cause.
golshi just couldn't resist giving me 3 mood downs, a fail at 14% and a night owl on an otherwise crazy highroll run huh?
>>544900906highroll runs TANK at least 3 dead turns
This is my new record for Best Rice Shower.Daiwa agemasen'd race planner at 880 power, but I was lucky to get the bofa event 2 turns later.UndefeatedTriple crownDecember DominatorHot SpringsThe GOAT.New top rice score my first A+ with her.An amazing run I can't complain. My tism schism wants to scream NO MED S NOT ENOUGH SKILLS but fuck it she's beautiful. It's time to go back to working on the other two.
>>5448997814 runs a day is at least an hour and a half, more likely 2-2.5 hours a day just on career runs. That's a quota, and not a small one.
>not a single 2-stack+ speed my special needs is bricked...
What if I kissed Oguri right in her stupid fat face?
>>544901126>my body feels a little heavyfat fuck
>>544901015gratsmed S doko
I'm planning an insurrection! Death to danchous worldwide!
>>544900484I managed to snag a follow 2 hours after reset, just check them every couple hours
>>544901163She may kiss back
>>544901083you can also just do 1m super fan run like that Maru anon
>>544900819
>>544901232no...
>190 rolls for Flash>received only ONE (1) three star girl and it was a Doto dupe
>>544901361
>>544900819I just quit
>>544901453You need to complete the 200 rolls, don't waste the spark
>>544900819you can request a kick and then you get no cooldownalthough it means your dramatic departure will look more like >we shall meet in the place where there is no darkness>rapesu.jpg>>>>can i get a kick pls
>>544901280>one last rape before the escape
>>544901210It's difficult for rice. Her granny maruzensky (literally her grandparent irl) has terrible affinity score with her. Like barely better than haru urara bad, which oddly enough basically requires that she be a primary parent or else I'll have just as much difficulty getting redshift out of an inspiration as well.
>>544900819>until we meet agai->INVALID CHARACTERS>'til next tim->INVALID CHARACTERS>see you later, umadacc->INVALID CHARACTERS
>>544901731raping teio and she tries to say something but keeps getting censored
I would really like to have sex with Teio
winning ZA soul
>>544901731I'm getting annoyed, is there an easy way to gift a steam code or anything so I can offer up a bounty for whoever posts the full video?
>>544897571
>>544901163Don't try
>>544901860uh...
>>544901897if you will gift a steam code i can post it on catbox and show you i will just need to know how to upload things to catbox first
>>544901271I don't know if I even have support cards that would let me, but it would be very nice.
Sex with female toreinas while their trainees watch
>>544901897Just look in the archive
>>544901961second air
>>544901083Nigger it takes 20-25 minutes to finish a parent run and that gives at least 350k fans, even on Mile Umas. All you need is an hour for 1.1 Million, even without focuing on fan farming autism
>>544900831It was in the club Discord which I'm not in, but he apparently got kicked for being dramatic about doing more work for fans than everyone else. Our Danchou only kicks fags who are flatlining from not playing much or anyone who hasn't logged in for a few days but I guess he got mad that he's not being strict enough.
>>544899112If you don't mind a comfortable B+ rank club, FistFamily is free entry (and obviously no quota).Look, I didn't name it okay... it was the best free entry club I found at the time.
So who are the SOVLful umas for this CM? I'm thinking of running Air Groove and Ticket.
>>544901860I want to have sex with ADULT Teio
>>544900819Join Umadash bwo, we love Oguri fats
>>544900819>Sorry guys. I'm looking for... greener pastures>rudolf emoji>leaves
>>544902243Well for starters avoid oguri fat, goldship, smaru, debuff neicha or mayano.
literally everyone has that Teio video at this pointthat's why nobody asks for sauce anymore
so...we ARE dumping 15k carats into riko/rice, right?
>>544902101you like living dangerously?
>>544902374I would kneel
>>544902407Hmmmmmm nyo
>>544902407nah unless someone gaslight me into thinking we will get the advantagens the KR server had with her
>>544902407hmmmm nyo
>>544902285Since when did /uma/ become a hagophile general?
>>544902407I'm indeed dumping it into rice
>>544902407You mean 45k for one of then mlb or 75k for both mlb
>>544902407nyes my SRs are dogshitI also don't have my own lb3/mlb kita so I need to keep borrowing it
creek get off your juicy ass and give me FUCKING maestro i swear to god
>>544902407Neigh.
>>544902407nyope
>>544902407Yes, I just want to prove to myself the existance another King Halo SR out there other than the 0LB I own
>>544902101mood upenergy +35
>>544902407the sloptubers dumped it on Natie, Riko is skipko
>>544902407Only if I luckshit her in 100 pulls
>>544902407Yeah I need to fill out my deck and I already have MLB Kitasan.
>>544902243
>>544902407I don't knyow
>>544902285Teio looks too old in this picture, it unsettles me.
>>544902407im going all out for mlb both
>>544902383Guess I'll run Meisho Doto instead of Oguri then
>>544901860WHY HAVEN'T YOU DELETED THIS HERMIONE FROM YOUR FOLDERIT'S THE SECOND TIME
clubs that don't have d*scord?
>>544902407Yeppers>10 free multis>10 dailies>9 multis
Teio has a female toreina...
>>544901453
>>544902407Can someone tell me if I should roll for them
>>544898567I'll see how it goes if people leave or not
>>544902407Yeah after looking at the upcoming banners myself, I will take the discounted spark price and hope for more SRs. After that I am saving for the tachyon spd SSR next year. I dont really see any good upcoming ssr banners
>>544902667The sloptubers are dumping their YouTube ad money on both
>>544902241sorry bwobut I'm moody AND pickyI want an A(+) club
>>544902383the forbidden pace smaru is godly sovlfvl though
>>544902407nnnyo
>>544902839Bwo, your members are dead. They are not living.
>>544902589hmm i think i will give you Freshly Made in Ample Amounts in year 2 and disappear for the rest of the run
>>544902374Kek that is a good one
>>544902825Tokai Teio if he pige
>>544902954okay rudolf
>>544902407I said a week ago, if I see Victoria Frontier pulling it, I will pull. He already dumped his stash and skipped so I made my decision.
You fags told me every single thread that every monthly reset shit was CRAZY with recruiting, danchous everywhere and limited spotsI saw literally nothing besides S clubs recruiting one or two fagsWas I gaslighted?
>>544902589You can't handle it.
>get double S aptitudes>get right handed + summer runner>can't fucking get over 800 speedFucking classic
>>544903187The recruiting already happened last week anon
My Danchou hasn't said anything since the reset
>>544903187it's only been a couple hours
I assume those who are skipping Riko already have MLB kitasan of their own. But if you don't, what are your thought process? You can't borrow kitasan and riko at the same time
>>544903187the danchous are hungover from yesterday's candy.
>>544903187shit was kinda crazy the last 3 resetsnot sure what happened today
>>544902667no shit, neicha is for whales so of course they'll pull it
>hmm today I will post smug Doto image>Duplicate file exists>no matter. I have ANOTHER smug Doto image>Duplicate file existsYOU FUCKING BITCHTHOSE ARE MINE
>>544903187we're already full sorry should've booked a spot
>>544903345I'll simply pull on kitasan rerun and lose like 2 CMs inbetween
>>544903414High ranking clubs no longer recruit anons but instead add bots.
>>544903345they will either have to just take Ls until KSB rerun or roll riko
>>544903438*yoinks angry taiki*
>>544903345i don't have kita-san MLB but i will have the crystal and selector to mlb her, but they say if you have creek you can borrow riko, and thats what im gonna do, use my LB2 kita and LB3 creek with riko borrow until i MLB kita-sna
>>544903438just edit one pixel
>>544903438
>>544903187My club only opens up for a couple of people at a time and usually fills the spots within a couple of hours of reset
I like the tiny flush they add to the umas faces, adds so much
>>544901731I hate thissex with Teio should be alot hotter, but the animations in artificial academy are lame.
>>544900069GAS GAS GASThis Opel Calibra reminds me of GT2
>>544903187Danchou isn't recruiting for some reason
>failed tokyo cup in my first career at new clubno one tell danchou...
>>544903187>he's not on any waitlistOH NYO NYO NYO NYO
>>544903187>not a single applicantit's a tough crowd
>>544903438*rapes you*
>>544903701this is a good artist
>>544903903I refuse....
CHESTNUT!
Unbricked has ONE slot open for our A+ ClubMonthly goal of 20 million fansapply with your UID so I can send you an invite!
>>5449033454 months of usage is not enough for me to dump carats>but you will lose CMsCouldn't care less, I already aim only to get to finals A graded and till now I got there with no dedicated grandparent/parent farming and auto-selected aces so I can't see one card changing much here
>>544904108me, I want in
>>544903345It's simple, Kitasan is more important. I have dealt with the chinese and know their advice is bullshit.
>>544903948Spe likes Kris? But /uma/ told me otherwise.
>>544904108Anon from earlier asking about your club here, I would like to join if possible!Here are my fan counts for reference:>September: 45,013,453>October: 52,232,433Not planning on slowing down anytime soonI can join within the hour (contacting danchou to get kicked) if I get my spot reserved!ID: 803837256004
uma's popularity in the west, especially with non-gacha fans, proves that the formula works but you need a familiar theme and fun aesthetics to lure them in.if a company wanted to addict middle-america and/or the latin-american audience then what theme would they need? car racing/nascar? hammering them over the head with nudity and guns (that one game that i never looked into) didn't work. the europeans will play whatever the americans play so catering to their interests isn't important.
>>544896958We may have gotten to A, but i'm still not pulling for Almond Eye, i'm sorry Danchou
>creek and kita are the only two SSRs in my current deck>neither one starts their events until senior year and neither one finishes their chain eitherOH YES
>>544904108You mean 2 unless the other spot was filledShould I fucking rape you?
>>544903345Aren't we getting free 10-rolls on her banner? Even R Riko is usable.
Get umadol'd.
>>544903345i'm going open league for the 2 (two) total CMs between shitko and kitasan
Unbricked Danchou is making his moveDO SOMETHING DANCHUD
>>544902383what bout hybrid neicha and mayothey don't work so they must be sovl right?
>>544904180>>544904108UID since I had to call dibs because I just closed the gameI average 1.5m and bounce between 1.2 and 1.7, but I'd like to take it easy and drop to maybe 1m ish sometimes312108466082
>>544904237>the europeans will play whatever the americans playnot necessarily. if you want to appeal to european normalfags you need a football (aka soccer for murricans) theme
>>544904213
Hmmm, I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go back to sleep and flatline today.
>>544904382>danchou is slacking during /uma/draftTHIS IS WHY WE DIDN'T MAKE A+ LAST MONTH YOU FUCKING LAZYBONES
>I was exactly in the middle of my club ranking last monthTruly, the most optimal place to be.
realistically how do you not even make A+ rank all you have to do is play the game every day
>>544903345You have been brainwashed into thinking Kitasan is a must-have
>>544904520Big eaters are too sexy
>>544902739Would YOU delete it?
WAKE UP DANCHOU AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>544904680it's too late, all the 150M+ piggies are gone to greener pasturesearly danchou gets the whale...
>>544904108I can do 40m monthly, 1.6m to 1,7m daily average. Still on cooldown though.748209284899
>>544904224I sent you an invite.>>544904259Are you fucking blind? Should I rape you? Huh? Yeah thought so. Bitch.
>>544904634>my fan count last monthI started out strong... then I gassed out...
>>544903345Unlike in future scenarios, having Riko is not mandatory because she has no interaction with the scenario gimmick. And if I want stamina I'd just borrow Creek.
>>544903345There are 100 free rolls where I could probably get R Riko but going for MLB kitasan has more value in stability, even more so since I already have a copy. Let's say I don't have creek either and I get her from the free rolls, I can use the ticket on kitasan and have her lb1 so I'd have to roll less. Basically, I'm banking on getting lucky
>>544902407Hmmm nyes
>>544904657
>danchou promised a red sun>literally not a single beheading has taken placethey abandoned us, they deserve it. i need blood.
>finally get Grass on my global account>First run is multiple back to back mood downs and injuriesAh... Some things don't change I guess, it's like I never left 2021
>>544903345I'm skipping all cards (not entirely true I gave them one ten roll at Creek banner and then use my tickets and did a single on each banner, but anyway).They need too much carats to roll and would prevent me from rolling more umas. I can clear content without rolling cards and even got to group A finals graded in last CM somehow. It's actually kinda fun to try what you can do with limited cards.
>>544903187I don't join /uma/ club btw
>>544904772Wasn't someone asking to get kicked? Are we keeping him? be gentle
>>544904772On it, will be there soon! Thank you
Cute, but I wanted Doto...
>>544904830I kept a steady 900k average except for that one day where I had the worst fucking run I've ever seen and called it a day before I ended up punching my monitor.
>>544904949>finallyshe's a two star bro
>>544905203Congrats, she's actually insanely fucking good
>>544905203>mogs dirt>insane if you can get her turf uponly issue is that she's ugly
>>544905203I'll take her if you don't need her
>>544905203Good roll anon, make sure to undust the umahole before use.
>>544905219It took 1.5 months for me to get 2* Pasa despite doing dailies every single day
Danchuds kick people and wait til tomorrow so I can apply
What is the default sorting for the chronogenesis member list?
>>544903345>chinks tried to gaslight people into rolling for a ningen women going from saying you need at least 1LB SSR to 1 copy of the R card is enough>Cygames suddenly gives global free pulls so everyone is guaranteed the R card and the chinks can't backtracklmao
>>544905393Rude.
>>544905393WOW RUDE
If I get a copy of Kita or Biko, i'll dump 15k into Rice/Riko
Please make a new thread my Danchou refuses to post in Ryan threads because she's so ugly and we need to recruit.
>>544905440you literally get her for free since her legend race was the first one....
>>544904108I can keep this pace up. I just finish my runs and focus on fan count when aces go glue on 2nd inspo.UID is 420119604679. Just waiting on danchou to wake up and kick me.
>>544905129ohi didnt see
>>544904108>one spot open>one requests to be kicked>and a flatliner that didn't meet the 20m quotaDanchud that's THREE open slot
>>544905431curren chang would not say this...
>junior debut>5 front runners>3 pacebro...
>>544905557Your danchou sounds based, name?
>>544905557Based danchou
>>544905557Just become an officer.
>>544904237i don't think car racing would be that famous here, but i would like to see one
And what skills should I choose, lol? Umalator says they are equal, more or less
>>54490560160m is S club tier bwo
>>544905558Pasa? Legends race? I started late but I don't see this even in the timeline...
>>544905219Anon I haven't rolled umas in forever and the 2* I see the most of is Daiwa
>>544903187Danchous are already recruiting at discord before /uma/ are bunch of flatliniggers
It's that time of the month once again. Basashi is looking for 3 members. Casual club, just trade shoes and dont flatline the whole month. Post ID or send invite with /uma/
>>544905739same legend set as rudolf and I think spe?
>>544904108I'm too late bwos... I'm ngmi...
>>544905117basedtotal flatl*ner death
>>544900819>danchud please shoot me in the back of the head so I can join another club>game immediately reloads because I'm already kickedwoah...
I am about to login and check Unbricked status.
>>544905727Take right, every pace will take prof of curvature, you don't want to be left behind even though the left side skills are objectively better.
>>544905203It's actually mad funny that all the other falco alts got FORCED to stay in dirt because of how much a monster she became if fed turf sparks
>>544905728Apparently, it's rising. 60m is not enough. He needs to dial it up or scale his gains down to A+ so he doesn't kill himself.
>>544904213Special week don't like light chestnut hair
>>544905727slipstream has trigger condition
>>544905727left, I prefer the higher power for the 2 uphills
>>544905728fuck that, A+ is comfy>>544905935yeah, what he said
>>544905728Not really desu, you would be at the bottom of an S rank club with those stats so you're risking getting kicked.
>>544905219Creek was the one sub-3* that took forever for me to get. Sometimes that's how it is.
>>544905625flatliner requested time off for his exams thats why he is excusedhe got the quota on every month before without trouble so I'll cut him some slack for being with us since the beginning as well
>>544905843Oh I see it nowGAHHH PERMANENT LEGEND RACES WHEN SO I CAN GET MY TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>544903187don't worry the game is dying and we'll all consolidate into one final club soon anyway
>>544905616Now kick everyone who earned less than 30m
>>544906213tsk tsk tsk... my danchou can't be this lax...
>>544906216me too buddy>t. 125/150 on both Mack and Teio
say her name
WHO IS THAT POKEMON?
>>544906213>I won't kick my boyfriendShould've said that from the beginning.
>>544905601Send you an invite btw
>>544906019B-b-but your three additional pulls, anon!
>>544906419aston martin
>>544906428Dasca. I hate her hair.
got three dupes on the cleats gibs... *sigh*
>>544906468>>544906468>>544906468>>544906468>>544906468
>>544906419why did you post a pic of a random Tracen background?
>>544906262THE /UMA/ SUPER CLUB
>>544906441thanks i'll jump in as soon as i can
