Right on Time EditionStore link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>545254527
>>545744495I fucking love huge tits.
https://x.com/liachaaann/status/1986882515718504706
>>545744495I can't hear "right on time" without thinking of this songhttps://youtu.be/QiJGqq-s9kg?si=RlZbiEpGQeMSZbGo
>>545744692Reminder
>>545745179Ashley advertises her awesome fat tits as P cups. Naturally F cups would fall well short, whilst still being awesome and fat.
What's the actual symbolism of the plank and mop?
>>545745683Andrew is bushyAshley has splinters
>>545746036I wish Ashley was bushy
https://x.com/passport_herb/status/1987092718104015075
>>545746267It's "were"! Use the fucking subjunctive!
Anons who love their sisters...why haven't you impregnated her yet? What are you doing to bring yourself closer to this goal?
Hag thread deadge~~
Testing once more with feeling
>>545750829cringe pedo
>>545750829I like the art, but I won't lie, I do not care for the Andrew/leyley shipping
>>545753353That handwriting is good.
>>545751601I don't like the art, nor the shipping
>>545744495My wife Noelle would get very cold wearing that!
Andrew/Leyley (Platonic)
>>545756696Maybe we'll see a route where Andrew lets go of his hate for Leyley when he accepts she was just a lonely, unloved child.
>>545756696it's always andrew and leyley. never andy and ashley. i'm tired, boss.
>>545759084>andy and ashleyThat's even worse, kid Andy would want to be left alone and Ashley would oblige since she's not a kid that wants to play outside in the sand.
It's a long way to Episode 4It's a long way to go
What is the context of this?
>>545762106>Mr Graves, a second wet dream has hit the back of your sister's ass
Cheap strawberry shampoo smelling sister
>>545763998Imagine your sister's shampoo invading your dreams. Andrew really is a pervert.
>>545763998gotta be on a totally new level of retarded to experience this even if in a dream and still not immediately impregnate her when you wake up
>>545764504This made me chuckle. I've seen people call Andrew gay or cowardly for not fucking her, but I've never seen this specific incident framed as Andrew having a mental disability.
>>545764504>>545765415It would be in-character for Ashley to joke about something like that.
>>545760224
Ashley's dreams consist of Andrew hugging her and saying that he loves her
>>545766687Actually Ashley dreams about getting beheaded for being a whore
>>545766687Ashley's dreams consist of flashbacks to worse days.
Andrew's dream consists of getting away from everyone he knows and the constant noise of their lives
>>545769203All brothers are cats
>>545746983She moved out with her boyfriend
>>545769787Impregnate her boyfriend
They'd probably cope by constantly telling themselves that she's not their mother and try their best to love her anyway.
>>545770449>the brothers I already know the rest of this is going to be complete dogshit.
>>>/g/107144805Delphic thread on /g/
>>545770449>chatgptStopped reading there. If the fag who put this together can't bother to do any reading, then why should I?
>"wouldn't you prefer spending your last days with your kids?">"Fuck them kids.">"Fuck the kids?">"Yeah..."
Hold your sister like a potato
>>545748847You'd think at this point he'd just kill himself out of shame.
>>545774816The fumble...
>>545778601My sister is a lot larger than a potato unfortunately
>the haggot tried hijacking again>failed againL M F A O
>>545781672>cute snuggly spuddy buddy
https://x.com/shibal10000/status/1987223575804195262
>>545785946>coffin in a 1930s art deco stylei kinda like it
>>545744495there is no way there is enough content in this game to warrant a general, you guys just wanna fuck leyley
>>545787887I wanna fuck Andrew
>>545788893hussy
>>545787887I wanna fuck Renee.
You know the less I hear about this lord unknown character the less I care for him
>>545790826This Andrew Graves feller sounds like a real ol' jerk.
Does anyone remember when is Connie's death by kidney failure mentioned in the game? I remember Douglas bringing it up, then Renee saying she died of being fat and stupid but I don't remember when did the dialogue happen.
>>545647183So that's why she never does this to me...>>545746983I gave up because I don't want to push her away even more. She already has her own friends, her own life and will eventually get a boyfriend and move even further away from me and it hurts so much it's the only thing that feels real at this point.
>>545746983logistical issues
I CAN'T STOP JERKING OFF TO LITTLE SISTERS
>>545791949I think It was mentioned in the vision were Renee's mom called her about Connie needing a kidney transplant.
>>545470709>this wasn't deletedWhat the fuck
>>545794023Don't be a snitch
>>545794773>t. bicycle-theft enthusiast
>>545745179The real reminder>>545745386Which is the cutest thing ever, btw.
>>545758583>a lonely, unloved child.He was too...
>>545762841LMAO>>545765843Being delusional really does come free with liking Julia
>>545791619I'm not too sure about this "surgeon" character.>>545746983It's not that kind of love.
>>545775228He really did not expect hearing that from Mrs Graves. Just as I wasn't expecting to hear picrel
>>545787887Go back outbred
>>545796206None of you are actually inbred
Sprite supremacy!
>>545796032Turns out Dr Calgee was just the Surgeon in a disguise this entire time.
>>545793917After a long quest of trying to look on Google and YouTube in vain, I was on the end of my wits to the point I asked Grok.Grok then answered correctly, it being in Andrew's flashbacks when he returns home after the cemetery scene...https://youtu.be/YoX6tZ-FFIA?si=VAC_0xVCOZGXMfLC?t=1h06m23sI find it funny that apparently Grok knows the entire script by heart. LOL
Have been out of the loop. Any update from the developer since she stopped the regular ones on steam?Any, even vague ETA on the next episode?
>>545770881*complete and absolute kino>>545759084
death
life
dead
deceased
decaying away
one could say it's buired
NO! LIVE!
NO! DIE!I find it funny Nemlei hand-drew this but made overlays for all the other bruises and blood splatters.
Let's all talk about how much we LOVE Julia!
>>545802951There is no way Andrew washed the blood off that sweater in 302 Lady's bathroom sink.
>>545803430finally.... sweet release....
>>545803430why is the muzzle flash suspiciously penis shaped
My sister made vegan burgers, they're alright
>>545804315You should club her to death with a fire iron.
>>545805387No
>>545803854More like
>Narratornee: Slay her.
>>545806195>Russian vodkavittu saatana
>>545807508*stab*>"is she dead?">"yeh">"are you sure?">"yep"
>>545807947>You did it Andrew, you destroyed the essence of change!
>>545814325What did she mean by this?
>>545814590She wants a baby ASAP
>>545814590She is trying to coerce Andrew with their relationship to straighten up his sister. However Andrew doesn't really care about the relationship that much since it's more of a self-flagellation to him, and Ashley is infinitely more important to him than Julia.
>hussy kills the threadtypical
i miss the coffin of andy and leyley. hard to believe that the author would just throw us away like a bloody tampon, yet here we are.
>>545822557That's weird, Nemlei's cool with me. Sounds more like an issue than an iss-me.
My queen...
>>545804315Feed her cum burgers
>>545814325Thank you Andrew...you became a mass murderer for our sake...
>>545770449>>545770881>"According to chatgpt"
>>545826381Wideley known as the cutest. We love Ashpect Leytio.
>>545822557>nemlei disregarding her fans in order to complete her magnum opusthat's hot?
I could catch Andrew and Ashley in under a week. I'd CSI the fuck outta that house.
Welp, I tried finding the new Baja Blast pie... they were sold out at every location.
Kit9 needs to make a Coffincoin to make money inbetween episodes, especially since episodes are free updates for existing owners of the game.
They're indie devs who are already millionaires due to the game going viral thougbeitdesuwatbdesunoja
>>545744495Had a strange dream that in the next chapter Ashley shrunk. I remember her in-game portrait reflected this with her clothes baggier and portions smaller. I remember Andrew calling her "Tin-ley-ley" as a nickname. It wasn't a pivotal plot point, Ashley was just half her size for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4FJQntF0WcThis song is fire
>>545829778
>>545829778Yeah, you ((((definitely)))) didn't post your own song and praise it by calling it "fire."And no, it sucks.
https://www.fb.com/reel/838486075262507/calg/, is Delphism being normalised?
>>545835032very cute
>10 days since last update on SteamDBI'm fucking tweaking, man. I just want the year to end already, and hopefully we get a release come early spring.
>>545835591I hope it comes early fall!!!
Fanboys are talking about this "Andy and Leyley" game, they're acting like they're all smart and shit, saying the story is "deep". Nigga, have you played the PS1? That shit's got Final Fantasy 7, that shit way deeper than this "Andy and Leyley" game, I mean what kinda pussy ass title is that? And they're saying this is deep? The only thing deep is the main guy going deep in his sister's ass, cause they're doing inbreeding and shit. Shit, with the PS3 you get all the hunnies, but these PC guys gotta come crying back to they own sister to get a piece, and that ain't ballin' man. That ain't ballin'. People tryna say the PS3's got no games, but if it's free from this shit, I'll buy 3 Triples nigga. That shit's clean. The only good part of this gay ass game is the little demon nigga, but you can't even play as him.
>>545837749kek
>>545835591I think we'll get a devlog soon, it's been nearly 6 months since the last one
>>545838551This is a fallacy.
>>545838597Your mother fallacied me last night
>>545839484But she's married, and that's weird!
God bless nemlei
>>545841183forgot pic fuck
>>545840259I want to taste her tonsils
Stick.
>>545827923i heard of those, i bet they taste like a key lime pie, only not dogshit
>>545761841So long hussy bitchesFarewell floozy slutsIts a long long way to Episode 4But my sister's there!
>>545845824brick
>>545845824Stickley!
Bricklia!
>>545803437And then Ashley shoved her face in the sweater.
>>545827198Depends if you have a reason to CSI that house, every year thousands of people disappear (including children) and no forensic investigation is conducted in their house.
Why does Nemlei hate us
>>545862270She loves us so much that she's working in her free time for us when she could just retire!
>>545862270She doesn't. You hate yourself and are projecting this insecurity into a persecution complex.
>>545862620Cope. Nemlei took our money and ran off, like every other Early Access developer.
>>545862750Remember, russian roulette is not a singleplayer game.
Nemlei is a good kitty and very cute, almost as cute as my sister, which is extremely impressive considering my sister is the cutest person alive.
Anal?
>>545864324Gay.
>>545862836It is if you lose
>>545827012You would find a rock hot if it hurt you
>>545865914What getting no bitches does to the average guy.
Ashley will eventually dedicate herself to becoming an inbred breeding sow living barefoot and pregnant out in the country matriarch of a vast tribe.
>>545864324Grandma Graves' family tradition.
>>545867296Based but without her becoming a Venus figurine. I like her small skinny look (this has nothing to do with my IRL sister being small and skinny).
>>545864382>sex with your sister is gay
>>545867868If you do it the wrong way it's gay.
>>545867304I'm telling you, ANAL DOESN'T FEEL GOOD. It's only good to sate the fantasies of pornsick perverts. Pussies are literally made to be enjoyed, yet people will choose to fuck the hole that is loose, prone to injury, and full of literal shit.
>>545868341SHUT UP FAGDREW! I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY 40,000 ???'s TONIGHT!!!
>>545868341You're wrong
>>545746983Guilt. I think of her and call out her name when I cum but after that moment of heat passes, terrible dread seizes my heart. I can't make fun of Andrew being a pussy because I do feel the same way about my feelings
>>545873818Maybe you feel guilty because you're indulging by yourself?
>>545873818That's not being a pussy, that's being rationalAndrew's a pussy because Ashley very very clearly wants him
>>545864382Delphic dumper appreciators fact check: FALSE
>>545857448I don't know Kim. Fairly young couple vanishing without a trace, with both of their cars still parked outside, and none of their jewelry or clothes stolen looks real suspect to me.We should look into this.
Nemlei is a whore
>>545879924You're a whore
Every single named coffin character is a whore.
I'm a whore
>>545881359douglas in particular
>>545744495God Im seriously tempted to start banning all the talk of TCOAAR in my local community. I'm barely tolerating them but I cringe whenever they dare try to treat it like it's a legit What If scenario, not an entirely OOC bullshit catering to Milffags. Now they speculate 'What if Ashley comes back as a villain in the Episode 3 of TCOAAR? Wouldn't that be cool?' and it really triggers meHowever I'm only a secondary manager so I can't snuff them out with iron fist even if I want to
>>545879505If you say so detective
Sistink
>>545883359>in my local communityWhat is meant by "local community"? Are you a member of your city council?
>>545881359Andrew fucks 1000 hussies every 3 pictoseconds when outside of Ashley's supervision
>>545883359>not filtering all haggots and calling them brown retardsFirst mistake
>>545884117Yes. I'm a member of secret shadow council ruling over our country. Delphic revolution soon amigos
>>545883359>And it really triggers meWhat a fucking loser kek
>>545795560That also might help him understand why she was like that.
*ting ting ting* Now that I have your attention, anons. I’d like to make an announcement.
>>545883359Just ban it
>>545887902Why do orientals do that to their faces?
i... i love you, fellow euroanons. just thought you should know.
>>545888706Wow, thanks? What did I do to deserve such a thing?
>>545887478I can't believe anon would intentionally starve thons sister
>>545887902Disgusting. Death to cosplayers.
>>545889303the many delightful afternoons full of civilised, unforced chatting which follows its natural course, without macacos advertising their shitty hagmod and mutts being generally rude and unpleasant.
>>545883359Kill them all
>>545832429Is that fucking Astolfo in the background?
>>545891916Looks like Astolfo, Megumin, and Nezuno. Not sure what the bottom left is, could be Misaka
>>545804315Sweet. Sisters cooking food for their brothers is love language
>>545893930My sister can't cook for shit. I don't consider myself a chef or anything, but compared to her I may as well be.
>>545883359>what if the problem was the child not the parentHagfags are something else.
>>545744495Nice feet
>>545895828You love to see it
>>545895092Cooking for her is also very appreciatedActually, how would Ashley feel if Andrew cooked something and she thought it was delicious?
>>545897652>>545895828NEMLEI GIVE US BAREFOOT ASHLEY ONCE MORE PLEEEEASE
Stop posting sistoes i'm in a position where I can't jerk off.
>>545900768Don't browse /calg/ at work, Dama-nii-nii
>>545900768why would you jerk off to feet? creepyou should admire them instead
>>545901642Yeah I'll admire them penisly
I will never understand footfaggotry, worshipping a girl's feet is probably the most omega male thing you can do.
>>545904689>worshippingI always wonder where you guys find these words
>>545904901Feet are the lowest part of the body, doing anything to someone's feet is inherently submissive and humiliating because you have to bow down. It's more submissive than eating pussy.
>>545904634Is she pregnant in this picture?
>>545905286>you have to bow downWait, are you imagining a guy bent over like he's touching his toes just to kiss a girls?That's pretty good
>>545905286>arguing with fetishistsnever do this, it'll just piss you off.
>>545884117Imagine a city full of /calg/ers
>>545905954>Hey, Mike!>Ben! How're the nephkids?>A handful. How's the sisterwife?>Well, we just got siblingmarried a month ago so you know how it is.>Been staying hydrated?>I keep a watercooler next to the bed!>Attaboy! Hey you have a good one big dawg.>You too, sisterfucker.
>>545905286>thinks his actual moral standing is lowered when he literally geometrically lowers himself>thinks the latter is even necessary to interact with somebody's feet
>>545906517I unironically think that fetishists are morally bankrupt, but whatever this is a Coffin general.
>>545906839Like I said, never argue with them. They're brainrotted, it's not productive.
>>545906839>fetishists are morally bankruptThis is an incest general, newfag
>>545905286south of the border...
>>545907131Yes?
I almost forgot to post it this year
muh sportsball
>>545907131It was never about fetishism, it was about loving your sibling for who they are (and because you have no other options) (your sibling is not actually an option)
That boy ain't right...
>>545908758What exactly is the difference between fetishism and loving something/someone for what/who they are?
>>545908936>what is the difference between a sexual paraphilia and liking somebodycompletely unserious person
>>545909012Andrew doesn't know the answer.
>>545905286Good thing oral sex isn't submissive then.
>>545909012Just say you don't know and are just using the terms as a value judgement
>>545909086It's very submissive, if you get on your knees you're in omega male territory and if you do it on a bed it's still submissive-coded but not as bad.
>>545909169>explain this extremely obvious difference to me because I want to drag you into a pointless argument>but if you don't explain the obvious difference between liking somebody and my dick getting hard when I see toes I will accuse YOU of being the ignorant one
>>545909257There is nothing in evolution that makes knees submissive, you are just a retard lmao.
>let me invent a person to reply to rather than have a good faith conversation>I am so smartI should've known better
>>545909417>evolutionlol
Does this count as a coffintune?
>>545909474I cannot imagine trying to engage seriously with someone pretending to not understand things.
>>545909804I... I can't hear anything
>>545909012>sexual paraphiliaParaphilia is inherently sexual, dumbass.
>>545744495Mogged by Renee
>pattern recognition activated
>>545909903It's the sound of Andrew playing PS5 games after escaping the coffin.I meant to post this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px4lxwv8k0Y
>>545910253What possesses artists to never draw Douglas x Renee?
>>545910550I think it's a little too much to be a coffintune. The songs in game don't have much going on because they're BGM. But it's still nice
>>545910765Terminal projection of fatherlessness. Such is life south of the equator.
>>545910765They're self-insert haggots.
>>545910765Some do.
>>545910908My heroes
https://x.com/BrotherLover20/status/1986097796152266997
>>545910765What possesses artists to never draw Douglas x Ashley?
>>545911945>handsome father>and beautiful motherThere's no joke if you play it straight like that
>>545912216I'm sorry, was there meant to be a joke? Were we not meant to appreciate the beauty of siblings creating new life? Is that not the highest moral pursuit?
>>545912683It's funny when married people call each other stupid
>>545912683Sorry anon we're not allowed to appreciate cute and nice things.
>>545909794So what appeal to authority are you trying to make by calling it submissive, if not an appeal to evolution?
>>545913117>Please, please take my argument seriously! I need you to debate me on this!
/calg/ is an imoutoes genny
>>545913509Canon't image, opinion discredited.
>>545913219You're the one who chimed in unprompted to make some retarded podcast talking point. If you think your incessant stupidity is even remotely relevant to /calg/, then surely you should be able to explain yourself?
>>545913590Ok, fine/calg/ is a domestic abuse genny
>>545913828delphn't image, opinion discredited.
>>545913906Delphism or canonicity, make up your mind
>>545914092>these things are mutually exclusiveYou're simply not going to make it.
>>545910765Jealousy of my GOAT.
>>545914228They're certainly not equal in the game I played
What possesses artists to never draw the Graves being happy together?
>>545915380The fact that it's not just "not canon" but actively anti-canon.
>>545915380>Posts an example of an artist doing exactly that
What possessed my brother?
>>545913828It's sad that bruising your little sister is considered normal older brother behaviour
>>545916041I actually did that once. I've started to really regret how mean I was to her when we were kids. I might write her a letter about it, but without her thinking it's a suicide note
>>545916041Is it okay if I bruised my older sister once
>>545916041True. You should never leave bruises, especially not on the face where everyone can see them.
So, thread #500 next year?
>go on Twitter>look under #tcoaal>latest>retarded normies and minors complaining about game's existence >shit haggot and seld insert fanart>bunnycleaver>latin Americans>faggotsWhy is this game's fanbase and image a total fucking plague except for here?
>>545916294>>545918335Ehh once is ok, they have to learn about men's strength
>>545920091>open the trash can>find trash
>>545920091>dead dove do not open
>>545895092Same anon, I genuinely enjoy making her real meals rather than the artificial slop she usually eats.
>>545920091>go on Twitterthere's your problem, retard
>>545920489>>545895092>>545900131Feed your sisters so they are nice and cuddly, with full breasts (not perverted) to boot!
https://x.com/lust_coffin/status/1987575224444071983/https://files.catbox.moe/h4i8il.jpg
>>545922692>twitter link AND catbox linkYou get it, this is how it should beEven if I'm not a bushfag
>>545915673It's called post nut clarity.
>>545879467Hell yeah>slaps sister's ass
>>545905954>>545906358Their local dialectal adds "bro-" and "sis-" before every noun and verb, and sometimes "-fag" at the end.>Well-bro-come to /calg/>The second sismatter of the brocode is that all siblings are created sisqual (except stepfags and halffags)
>>545924353Not me, I like bush.
>>545907417I noticed Nemlei is going with a more detailed artstyle in the latest chapters, in particular for side profiles. Does it mean anything, or is it just art evolution and the earliest cgs being done quickly?
>>545929550I think she's taking more time because she has it. Remember that development was going to slow down before Chapter 2
>>545865914maybe if nemlei hurt me with the rock
>>545865914
>>545929632Yeah, it makes sense since it began as an entry in a game jam.
>>545929550It depends on the intended tone of the scene too. You can see this really clearly going through the tower scene cgs, most of them have about the same level of detail as the earlier episodes, but a few of them get more cartoony or realistic depending on the intended tone. Compare this
>>545931414to this...
>>545931071LOL! Lololol!>>545931414>>545931683Nemlei is an artistic genius. A true visionary
>>545756474nomorashii...
>>545931683To this happier one. It's pretty clever I thought.
He's not gonna make it...
there is another rpgmaker game called hylics. its creator doesn't let people make mods, fangames, or any other kind of fan content for it, other than drawings or animations, and he enforces it as much as he can, so you'll find next to no unofficial content on the internet. i initially thought he was a stuck up asshole who gatekeeps his own game and refuses to let it become anything other than what he had in mind, but as time passes, i understand and respect his decision more and more.kitnine should've done the same. modders are the scum of any game's community and should not be allowed to fester and pervert the author's vision. that way, we wouldn't have hagmod receiving the attention it does not deserve. we wouldn't have had a hagmod to begin with. and i guarantee that the community would've been at least moderately healthier.
>>545932231Pretty subtle changes but they work really well.
>>545933584It's the sheer number of them that surprises me. I just don't get what they see in it.
>>545933584>there is another rpgmaker game called hylics. its creator doesn't let people make mods, fangames, or any other kind of fan content for itPure autism
>>545933584>kitnine
>>545936701Dunno, the creator of Hylics is jewish so maybe it's that
>>545937617He has the same autism as the creator of Teaching Feeling, except that person is an asian who will block you on twitter if you draw fan art. He's also very lazy and a tranny.
Ashley really went "Literally WHAT did he mean by this??"
Drunk tickle fight with your sister just trust me, you won't even realize how fast you had 3 inbred kids (whom Ashley not Leyley will love).
>>545937834The Jew or the Chink?
>>545936701is it, though? he understands that modders are subhuman and should not be allowed to have it their way. ever wondered why coffin was made in rpg maker mv and not mz? why there hasn't been a single popular game in mz despite being out for five years, and why people still choose mv, which is a decade old by now? it's because some degenerate mv modder tried to sell plugins, then got butthurt when some russian guy distributed them at a discount. he was pretty popular in the rpg maker community, and had an insider give him access to mz before it was released so he, and a group of his friends, could develop plugins and have them ready before mz even released. he succeeded, and now has a monopoly on mz plugins and sells them for quite a bit of money. he has butt buddies all over what's left of the rpg maker community, so if you talk shit about him anywhere, you get banned. this essentially contributed to the demise of the rpg maker community, and now it is a mere husk of what it used to be.this is why the hagmod degenerates should not be allowed to continue. but alas, no one's wiling to fight back. take one look at coffin's subr*ddit with a burner account and you will understand that the cancer has spread.
>>545939891How can a man be in so much denial
>>545910253Hummina
last I checked the newest ep was the one where andrew becomes a wifebeateranything new since then? whats next on the menu? continuation of the wifebeater route, lovey dovey route or sigma gosling route where ashley gets shafted?
>>545943493Play the game, or more ideally, jump off a bridge faggot.
>>545943842rude
We fucking suck
>>545944152At least you have your brother.
>>>/v/725411883>ashley in 15th and renee in 83rd placehagniggers on suicide watch rn
>>545933584>more hagmod seetheI miss the writefags so fucking much...
>>545947259Anyone who brings it up out of the blue is assumed to be the writer shilling his garbage.
>>545950074The three words that best describe Julia are as follows: bitch, dumpster, bitch.
>>545950074The three words that best describe Julia are as follows: sweet, cute, dull.
>>545947372Never forget how their current lead Boneyard was in a server with Will, a known theif and groomer.
>>545951346okay but I don't really care about retarded offsite drama beyond it spilling over here.
>>545951427Just saying, these people are total scum who hate the game(they're on record admitting this multiple times) yet they've duped a sizeable chunk of the playerbase into supporting their shit mod.
>>545951817Anon, you're talking about a reddit moderator for a video game subreddit, grooming is a default assumption. I already have to see enough sub-equatorial shenanigans when he (they?) come here to troll the thread because it bruised some galactic-scale egos, hence why I just assume by default that anybody who talks about the shitmod or any auxiliary drama is almost certainly part of that cabal and is trying to start shit by concern trolling (or just regular trolling).
Think about it, you could be talking about Julia RIGHT NOW
>>545952740Julia is the unsalted boiled potato of women.
>>545952396I think he's merely bringing it up because It involves a good chunk of where this game is discussed. Though I also concede that it's probably better just to ignore it. Ironically, those retards are better at self destruction than any potential a-logging /calg/ could do. Overtime, a good chunk of people are going to recognize it for what it is: total capeshit.
>>545952892Who doesn't love potato?
Potatos? I prefer melons, personally.
>>545952892>20 years old>capable of love>thin>good looking>pleasant to be around>Christian>cares for your happiness, not just her ownJulia is a precious treasure
nigger
>>545953223DAAAAAAYYYUUUUM AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH
>>545953223Damn, look at the sisters on that sister!
>>545953608>>545953632Sistertitties are best titties
>>545953315
I miss the guy that would post this every thread. I hope he's okay
Andy, the bitch brigade is shitting up the thread again
>>545954708Ashley is a cat, granted, but the amount of smug cat aura she's emanating in this is off the charts.
>>545909257This insecure performative masculinity is gay. "Male-to-male transsexual" shit.
>>545955134>resurrecting a long-dead argumentI know what you are
Julia isn't dull.You horny morons just love women that would ruin your lives.
No one asked, faggot nigger.
>>545955548Ashley wouldn't be life ruining beyond the baggage that comes with blood relatives getting frisky. In fact I firmly believe the people who say that want a woman who will "ruin their life" is a fucking idiot. Unrelated, but I also think you're an idiot.
She's perfect
>>545955739Ashley freaks out about everything and can't play nice for shit
>>545955353>I know what you areSomeone who just woke up. And it's not an argument, it's adding to the piling on of a retard.
>>545955881Based. Total hussy death.
>>545955836Ashley is in an extremely precarious position, Teenshley is an example of what she's like when she's relatively comfortable, which is to say fairly calm and collected.
>page 8
>https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/history/DAY 11, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 11!
>>545959480>The "T" stands for, "Taking your sister's virginity."
https://x.com/_Aldael_/status/1987633967890366905/photo/1https://files.catbox.moe/889vd1.jpegCoochley
>>545961115That's cute. Also holy fucking puffy.
Every night, I go to bed thinking of Julia. I hug my pillow and pretend it's her. We lay next to each other. I tell jokes, and she giggles. I roll her on top and feel her body weight against mine. I lay her back on her side and cuddle her close, stroking her hair and feeling her chest rise and fall as she breathes. Sometimes we share a sleepy kiss. I love her so much. I desperately wish she was real
>>545963927Maybe it's time to start dating, anon. And don't forget to take your pills...
>>545963927That's weird, because I go to bed every night wondering what would happen if slowly over the course of a decade you replaced your brain with a computerized equivalent piece-by-piece, and whether or not you'd still be your "self" in a physical and metaphysical sense.
>>545964109You're not wrong. I really need to see a psychiatrist soon. Pretend conversations with Julia account for almost all of my "socialization", if it can even be called that, outside of 4chan. I'm profoundly lonely, and dreaming of Julia is really the only thing that helps even a little >>545964171I think if it was gradual, you would still be "you". After all, the brain is just a series of electrical connections and chemicals. If you could make a machine that was able to replicate your specific brain, you'd be intact.
>>545964171>man of theseus
>>545963927This but Renee
>>545965312You Will Never Be Doug
>>545966072But he is Doug
Mood rn
>if my mods knew better they would ban this guy on sight, liek hawnestly >liek I honestly hate playin callah doody but its the only thing that makes me money>chair squeak>mawds ban Julia, shes just a trol an makin funna me, liek hawnestly >I got me a pepsi, some zaxbys, andrew said he's coming home late from work today, life is good>no, andrew isn't getting railing a hussie. Matta a fact get banned dood, reel tawk>see homeboy talkin shit but I bet you he don't know what a predicate is>oh my fuckin LORD dood how the fuck did he capture C? >liek the reason why I died there was because he's using meta weapons and shit, he would've never got that kill if he used a DMR like I did>no, its not because my aim is trash.....mawds ban that guy>where is my team?! >pushing B pushing B pushing B-OH MY FUCKIN LORR DUDE>throws controller>stream abruptly ends
>>545933584Would you disallow even the 4:3 aspect ratio mod?
>>545963927>desperately wish she was realwere real*
>>545947037When does voting begin?
>>545947037Total. Sister. Victory!
>>545967204inaccurate, fatley would be a sweetheart
>haggots lost a poll>mod creators are digging their own graveit's never been a better time to be a siscon
hey /calg/, so... I've managed to cop a feel from my sister (we live in an apartment together. Don't ask why)She was understandably pissed and gave me the cold shoulder for the rest of the day. But since then, she's been wearing this skimpy clothing around the house. I swear I did it only to fuck with her to see how she'd react. But now I'm genuinely a little scared. What do I do?
>>545970068>it's never been a better time to be a sisconI would argue that in the age of information and surveillance, it's never been worse. That's why when I become president and institute the delphocracy all individuals emitting cherenkov radiation will be exiled to Botswana promptly after tonguing my anus. Haggots will face the firing squad.
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
Imagine how bad Julia smells
>>545971818She probably just smells like basic soap.
>>545971654What do those runes say?
>>545971654>casually lipmogs Hilde
I was on erome and this chick censored her face with Ashley
>>545972719>I was on eromeGonna stop you right there. KYS coomer.
>>545972941Masturbating to porn is literally wasting perfectly good jizz that could be in or on your sister.
>>545972941>coomerOnly the highest degree of faggots would think this is any kind of insult. "Everyone should be a sexually pent up moral puritan" is hands down the lamest, gayest, most unfun philosophy to adopt as part of your personality.
>>545973892>Everyone should be a sexually pent up moral puritanWhere's the lie?
>>545973892You should be blowing massive sticky wads into your sister, not into a tissue.
>>545973892>gooning good because>because>b-because it just is, okay?!
>>545975060While people take it way too far, there's nothing wrong with manually unclogging the pipes if you don't have a sister to do it for you. It helps prevent some downright bad choices.
>>545975060Hey look, its a typical tcoaar developer.
Ashley picked up a job with Doug.
>>545975638No, this is
>>545973892
>>545975906kek
Is queen of /v/ voting in session?
>Pretty woman, stop a while~>Pretty woman, talk a while~>Pretty woman, give your smile to me~>Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah~>Pretty woman, look my way~>Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me~>Cause I need you, I'll treat you right~>Come with me, baby, be mine tonight~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwM4o_S-bmI
>>725439316These /v/ niggas are psychotic as hell.
>>>/v/725439316
>>545939891>>545941174If Ashley said that after a kiss I'm willing to bet that Andrew's backpedaling self-sabotaging tendencies would kick in and he'd try to play it of as a joke.
How many more months of snail pace /calg/ are we going to get?
>>545985980Hopefully a ton. FUCK daily /calg/ bakes.
I have a schizo theory: Valentine's day falls on Saturday the 14th, 2026.... Friday the 13th is the day before... Something tells me this will be. significant day for us.
>>545986083Correct opinion. Slow clug best clug.
Episode 4 is coming out at Midnight on February 13th, 2026. Calling it now.
>official Nemlei merch power rankings1. ??? plush2. NemCat plush3. Ashley's "Princess" shirt4. Power gap999. NGN Christmas tree decos.
>>545986741>>545987064From time 3a was ready to release until today: 375 days. If Valentine's Day theory is correct: 471 days from October 31st, 2024. You're telling me it's taken well over a year to produce something, that somehow, is half the length of Episode 3a? I'm suspecting they've just begun developing burial. If so, we're not going to hear from them potentially for another year minimum. If NOT, welp.... how long should we wait before we can safe for certain we got scammed, or if something else happened?
>>545987206What kind of merch would Nemlei even make? I'd kill for a beanie or a hoodie, personally.
>>545988237Plushies are the easiest option.
>>545988237Hyper realistic Ashley and Andrew fleshlights.
Yeah Andrew, you totally hated Leyley
>>545951346Never forget that he is also on the /calg/ containment discord
>>545953315She lost her virginity to an emo who was thinking about someone else.
>>545961115Is that their daughter on the background?
>>545968891She would be a great mom
>>545987206They're gonna sell power gaps??
>>545987206Where's the jars of Noelle piss?
>>545988095If /ksg/ can make it to 4k threads despite not having any content since about 2013/2015, then we will too. Trust the plan.
>>545991082She was his responsibility, if they took her away from him it's like he failed as a parent.
>>545988095I hope it isn't another long drive situation
>>545993258Is that why he's so assmad about people criticizing his game on Twitter? LMAO
>>545993258There's a /calg/ discord?
>>545998630Apparently it's shit. To be honest, you're better off not even bothering with Shitcord in general.
I miss her
>>545999029All things considering, she didn't even get that fat.
>>545999209>she didn't even get that fat.
>>>/g/107161296Coffin containment breach
>>545950074The cutest little Jew.
>>546001742Honestly, everyone in this game is pretty cute
>>546002652E-even Warden-san?
>>546006682ESPECIALLY Warden-san
>Riddle me this, Ashley>And answer me quick>Who says they're sane, but cuts off their dick?
>>546009432>HAGGOTS!
>>546010910She lives...
>>546010910BLMlei
>>545998973If any /calg/ discord users are here send me the link. Id love to join
>groomercord
Lately I've had trouble coming up with things to post
>>546013920Why is Lately speaking to herself
>>546013920You have no idea what a huge issue this was in Summer 2023.>Thread a week old>Getting approximately one fan art every 1-2 days, which was already posted>Last post in the thread was 1 hour 20 minutes ago>It is your previous page 10 bump>The one before that is from 3 hours ago>It is also your previous page 10 bumpBut still, we persevered.
>>546013920Ashley would get banned and then bitch to Andrew about the jannies
>>546016518Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written
Here's something I doodled anons
>>546017326Noooooooooo Julia, don't cry!
>>546020105>TriesKyoot!
Uuuuu~
>>546021870Leyley on her period is too precious
https://x.com/LilianDuleroux/status/1987921631390396510
>>546016518>>546016707Not an uncommon occurrence in some gens. You get used to it.
>>546022060Juliabros...
>>546017326Ashley's tinyley is cute.
>>546029857The true villain is Nemlei
>>546029912c'mon man..
>>546017326Cute
>>546029912TRVKE
>>546017326Nice art. Also me on the far right.
>>546029857the TRUE villian is societyand yet, we live in one...
Which of you are posting in the /g/ thread?
>>546033340None of us.
What is delphism?
>>546035050A miserable pile of sisterfucking.
>>546035050You need to reach 33rd degree to achieve wisdom.
>>546033340Use case for incest?
>>546036151Building tight-knit clans.
>>546022060Would Ashley rape Julia
>>546037609Women can't rape. If she had a dick? Maybe.
Andrew won't learn empathy until he's 30.
>>546036151>amplifying desirable recessive traits>poor or few options for mate selection>keeping property consolidated>wanting to
>>546038508He feels pity for Julia in high school and probably for Ashley as well.
https://x.com/Angel00954/status/1987754818711228434
https://x.com/MylesS31139/status/1987862486461383037https://files.catbox.moe/te8quq.jpg
>>546039116kek
>>546017326I love you
>>545998630>>545998973>>546012427>>546013176I was scared I was going to be told to kill myself on the spot because that used to (rightfully) happen whenever I mention something I got from the contaiment discord (because it means I have set foot there). But the replies made me realize just how many newestfags are here now... The Great Replacement is REAL /calg/.
>>546030806>me on the far rightOh my god me too!!
>>546035050deLURKphisMOAR
>Some days, my dear Julia, I don't think those coolies even deserve the British Raj.>No, mother dearest, I was not cavorting with Ashley. How absurd. You know my heart belong only to Julia.
>>546040713Mama and Papa Graves aren't evil like that, they will love their inbred kids. A ritualposter told me so.
>>546044837>heart belong onlyFucking hell, speaking of the Raj. The ESL was inside me all along.
>>546044595You're not edgy.
>>546045249You lost BTW.
>>546037718>Women can’t rapeExplain shots n such route
>>546046724Andrew consented
>>546046724They don't have boundaries.
>>546045249Correct, he's actually in the majority.
>>546052659Actual Ashley fans:>Loyal woman
>>546051935I'm fine letting peasants enjoy their blue collar humor and larping as the losers of a major war, it's just that when they break containment they're as annoying as vegans.
>>546052842Hey man, whatever you need to tell yourself to feel superior, that's the important part here.
What you got there, Doug?
>>546054004See man, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. If you're going to counter-troll, please learn how to do it. You're supposed to give them the rope and let them hang themselves, not meet the retard on equal footing in a blind slap fight.
>>546054246YWNBAW
please stop fighting, my friends, and post cute pics of siblings, hussies and DOUG.
>>546055254You've made a critical error: hussies and doug are not cute. Hags aren't cute either.
>>546040713Red hair and big titties is quite literally the greatest combination in the world.
>>546055347>Douglas>Not cute
>>546055934Correct.
reneemaxxing
>>546056025>t. balding jeet with three chins and crooked teeth
>>546056838You're clearly upset.
>>546056956don't badmouth my man Doug like that, he's had enough.
>>546057080He's dead, Jim.
>>546057148not in my heart, he isn't.
Holy shit I just made a lame wordplay joke, why does it have to become material to derail the thread immediately
>>546057480I thought it was funny, but I don't have a ten-foot metal rod as a permanent fixture in my rectum.
Douglas is the hottest character in coffin.
Imagine 20-year-old Ashley with proper tits and the dark evil sister look sitting on 16-year-old Teendrew... He would have a stroke.
>>546057736cringe
>>546057809why
>>546057903You wouldn't understand.
>>546057420He's real for me...>>546054058Renee is the only one without a weapon there lol
>>546052842faggot
>>546058134>Renee is the only one without a weapon there lolShe's got that personality, which is enough
Reminder: R*nee is fucking dead LMAO
>>546058872I dislike haggots, but this post feels extremely inauthentic.
>>546059101eroimouto chibibutt
Imagine fundamentally misunderstanding a character so much that you literally now only think of them as a fetish caricature. Also, imagine being brown, retarded, and not realizing your character died immediately after their introduction KEK
>>546059458>Anon trying to start another argument after the last one piddled out>Anon when the thread is too peaceful and he can't find a real hobbyYou're worse than the guy who goons himself to the point of pissing dust.
please don't conflate renee with haggots. it's not her fault jeets and macacos jerk off to her and then claim they're fans of the game.
I automatically stop reading any post that brings up Reddit or jeets. No good faith actor is the first to play that card. The only people who use it are trying to shit stir and should be ignored
>>546060629Whore.
>>546060629I agree but also post hands
>>546060629The caliber of trolling we're forced to endure is disappointingly low-quality considering this is a millennial-core game and the primary audience was forged in the fire of "Halo invented FPS."
>>546060629Post hands.
>>546058134This whole thing about pretending Douglas was some secret badass really does a disservice to the reality of his character, and I would argue is a bastardization on-par with Twitter Renee.
>>546066182Except that was clearly a joke, and haggotry isn't.
>>546068593>Except that was clearly a jokeYou should probably tell that to Dadgots.
>>546068741Does that exist? I don't think it does...
>>546069827Everyone's got a little Dadgot in them.
>>546070187>he's a depressed loser just like meThat's getting the character right though
>>546071036Correct. Treating Douglas like some sleeper badass is canon't and Dougn't.
>>546066182>>546072309Why do you always try and start fights?
>>546072560That's not starting a fight, that's an objectively correct assessment of the character. There's not even an argument to be had, because any other description is utter fanfiction.
>>546072817All the time I see you engage in these bad faith arguments where you respond to someone making a joke by name calling and obstinately refuse to ever explain yourself. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here, though I'm pretty sure you're just a troll pretending to care about canon
>>546073015I think you're just out of your fucking mind, to be perfectly honest. First, I don't know who you think I am, but whether I am said person or not is immaterial to the fact that bastardizing the characters with absurd fanfiction tells me that people don't like the character so much as they like the idea of the character. If anything it's you who is arguing in bad faith, because I'm not "pretending" to care about canon, I actually care about it and the stance that Douglas being a muscular hardened killer being utterly antithetical to his character can't remotely be construed as controversial or trolling by anyone other than a brainrotted secondary. It's the narrative equivalent of hypershit.
>>546073725>bastardizing the characters with absurd fanfiction >the stance that Douglas being a muscular hardened killer You DO know that it's a joke, right? Nobody actually thinks Douglas was an East European mercenary lmao. I had assumed you were acting in bad faith since I didn't seriously believe you thought those posts were being played straight; but, I can believe you're acting in good faith if you're saying that you believe posts like that are being genuine. >It's the narrative equivalent of hypershit.Subtly bringing up that faggot is the reason I can't shake you being a troll. He ought to be forgotten.
>>546074224>Subtly bringing up that faggot is the reasonOkay so you are actually out of your mind because I wasn't referring to a specific person but a general trend of people masturbating to something which bears no resemblance to the original work.
>>546074431>I wasn't referring to a specific personYou brought up hypershit without knowing? Has he really been forgotten?Did we... win?
>>546062485Connie was a fatass
>>546074684No, I know who you're talking about, I just didn't have him in mind when I said that because I don't spend my time obsessing over losers who come here to troll because they have nothing better to do with their lives. You need to start assessing posts on their own merit instead of constructing elaborate motivations based on zero contextual information.
>>546074752I give even odds Renny was just talking shit desu.
>>546075016Possibly, but the soda causing organ failure means her being a fatass is kind of plausible in this case.
>>546074864>I just didn't have him in mind when I said thatI don't buy it. There's no way hypershit even came to mind without that being the intention. But whatever, you said that you believe those posts. So I genuinely believe you're acting in good faith. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I was wondering and now I wonder no longer
>>546075181>I don't buy it.Because you've gone insane from obsessing over irrelevant thread drama.
>>546057480
>>546075384>you've gone insane from obsessing over /calg/I did it... because I liked it! Hell, I LOVED it! I'm sittin' here, I'm.. I'm just itching. I-I-I'm ITCHING to do it again. And you think what, you think you're gonna send me outside? Some sunshine think's it's gonna get to stop from doing what I wanna do? Well, that ain't happening! Not on my watch! You people you call me Anonymous ain't that right? The big faggot Anonymous. Well, here I am! You want it, you got it! I am Anonymous! I'm right here! You want it, I'll give it to you! And anybody who came here today to hear me whine, to hear me beg? Well you can kiss my ass! Do you hear me? I'm guilty! Come on, please judge! I'm guilty, you hear me? I'm guilty! I'm guilty! I'll kill every one of em! I'll kill every single one!
>>546075732Ashley is a true daughter of the Reich, if Andrew wasn't cringe he'd realize this.
>>546075732Ashley is a pure soul with no hate in her heart
>>546075978Uncle H loved all people.
Sexley
"Was it wrong for Julie and Mark to have sex?" will be the breakfast question of the future.
>>546060629>Reddit or jeetsGo back
>>546077049People will see things like this and still get a pebble in their shoe when you claim that the average person operates on pure instinct like a monkey rather than a sapient creature with a robust worldview.
>>546077049It was wrong because it was just casual sex.
>>546080283You're a delphic patriot.
>>546077650The morality of incest doesn't come up very often to be fair. Nobody has time to have a fully developed intellectual position on everything, you have to trust social authority at least some of the time. Somebody who's never seriously thought about it one way or the other not being able to give an intelligent justification for that position on the spot doesn't mean they're stupid or that there isn't a good argument they aren't aware of.
>>546080485Anon, you're too rational a thinker. They'll kill youYou HAVE to assume the worst of everything all the time!
>>546080485Maybe, but from personal experience if I'm confronted with an irrefutable counter-argument to a major point, or I cannot properly refute someone else's point, I am forced to re-assess my position and adjust it to the new information. I'd consider myself a retard if I fell back on a default of "okay but it just is" unless it's something truly and logically irrefutable on the tier of "Ashley is cute.">>546080645Remember to wipe your mouth off when you're done with it.
what are some good tcoaal fanfics
>>546080485>Nobody has time to have a fully developed intellectual position on everythingThey apparently have time to rationalise incest as uniquely evil lol
>>546080982>I'd consider myself a retard if I fell back on a default of "okay but it just is"Come on now. We've all done this, I'm sure you have too, especially in a face to face, adversarial conversation where there's an instinctive desire not to back down purely to avoid losing face. Admittedly some people are better about changing their minds than others but it takes a lot more than that to justify calling people mindless subhumans.
>>546081167None, because I never got around to finishing my time loop fic
>>546081758Is it about Andrew being stuck in Episode 1 forever? And eventually fucking Ashley during one repetition?
>>546082181No, it takes place after episode 2 Burial. Ashley gets killed in a freak accident and Andrew uses his mark to make a deal with ??? that lets him loop time. So Andrew has to find a way to save Ashley and loops back every time he fails.
>>546081167I liked this one >>546040840Also there was a Disco Elysium crossover I can't find the link for that was pretty good
Are sisters good for you?
>>546084348Extremely.
>>546084348Not at all.
>>546084348They're good for keeping your stomach full and your balls empty.
>>546077049It's a miracle that Coffin survived relatively unscathed by the masses
>>546081730NTA but even in conversations like that, where yes, people often resort to less than stellar logic and sometimes let feelings cloud them, proper human beings still do the mental labor of engineering a logical argument. It takes a truly worthless level of subhumanity to unironically use "I don't know, it just is" as an argument and not realize what a waste of air you are.
>>546084432I saw you in the /g/ thread, which distros are sister-approved?
>>546085404Don't they know Greek Mythology itself is full of incest? Hera is literally Onee-chan of Zeus kek
>>546077049The most insane part of that study to me was the fact that more participants were willing to drink cockroach juice than simply admit HYPOTHETICALLY that siblings being together could ever be okay.Normgroids are fucking insane.
Sibling Sex
>>546088781>which distros are sister-approved?My sister is tech-illiterate so she's mostly phone and then Windows 10 for video games and that's pretty much it. There's no way you can get a woman who considers installing Stardew Valley mods a feat of prowess into command line. It'd probably be Mint or Ubuntu because they're relatively out-of-the-box in terms of functionality.
>>546089139I mean, just look at Andrew 'Normal' Graves. He'd willingly drink roach juice than to admit his feelings and fuck her for sure
>>546089139>Normgroids are fucking insane.It's even more insane when you realize that this moral stance is specifically applied to incest and is logically inconsistent with the average "person of tolerance's" worldview.>What happens in the bedroom is neither you nor the government's business, and actually it's a perfectly normal lifestyle. In fact, it's so normal they have to take drugs to avoid contracting a terminal disease at an astronomical rate compared to the rest of the population because it's bigoted to suggest they participate in fewer bareback orgies. Also, stop asking why they're allowed to get married and adopt children, and you should definitely stop asking why it's always boys they adopt.>Telling people with genetic defects they can't or shouldn't have kids is evil and ableist.>Anyway a brother and sister having sex is wrong because there's 0.25% chance the child might have a genetic defect and also it's immoral.
>>546089905>command lineTerminal usage has not been needed in desktop Linux since 2004. Modern Windows seriously needs more terminal usage.
>>546091292It's almost depressing to think how easy it is to manipulate social norms
>>546091292It's enraging that so many of them will appeal to eugenics (incorrectly, because they barely have even a pop-culture understanding of the subject) while simultaneously insisting eugenics is evil.
>>546091989Doublethink is genuinely horrifying to witness.
>>546075732
>>546092265Der Führer's strongest daughter.
>>546092115Hussy doubleplus good. Incest sexcrime crimethink
>>546092395>crimethinkthoughtcrime, or when committed by a hussy, "thotcrime." The process of aborting seditious thoughts prior to them reaching the conscious part of your brain and allowing to become ideas is "crimestop."
Hagsley.
>>546061097
>>546092831I rabu hagley
>>546089328>Watermarks all over the placeNo sir, I do not like it.
>>546095606Would Ashley keep Renee/Grandma Graves' necklace if Andrew wouldn't object?
>>546089905>Stardew Valley modsAren't those just DLLs that you inject into the game? I wonder how many people have caught viruses because of that.
>>546099529Yes. Like I said she's not tech savvy. She's quick on the uptake, but it has to be something that catches her interest otherwise you'd be better off teaching a brick how to swim.
>>546100450>she's not tech savvyUltramarine Linux with KDE is the distro for her.
>>546100571I mean, ultimately Linux doesn't have a use case for her compared to someone like me who can practically smell cumin and sewage when trying to accomplish the monumental task of finding what menu a setting is under on Windows.
>>546100930There's always a use case:>better battery life>no viruses>actually supported unlike Windows 10>your sister plays games; Linux comes with drivers for all your controllers, including god damn WiimotesOnce Windows 10 ESU runs out, you better talk her out of Windows 11.
https://youtu.be/e3BkwJaeJF8?list=RDe3BkwJaeJF8TO LAY IN THE FOUNDATIONS OF DECAAAAY
>>546101313Yeah but she really only uses her laptop to play vidya. I'm not advocating against Linux I'm just saying there's not a whole lot of reason for her to go through the trouble.
>>546095606wearing that cross necklace like nothin happened
>>546101659>go through the troubleTrust me, upgrading to Windows 11 is gonna be more trouble. Linux is so god damn convenient nowadays lol. Let her stay on Windows 10 for now, but when she moves away from Windows 10, it better be to Linux.
>>545750829Little girls used to do this with me when I was a slightly older little boy
>>546101725Nothing did happen? Take your meds.
>>546090390God she's so cute.
>>546106181sisters are amazing!
>>546109135Anon, just because sisters are ultracute snuggle-pumpkins doesn't mean they're amazing, it just means they're baseline sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M77ILt_0HCk
>>546110000Cool quads bro, but I've seen this video before.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/529826898/#530035119
>>545744495Compare the detail of the hands to that of the feet. Never have I seen an artist have a more obvious foot fetish before.
>>546091957It's also relieving to think how easy it is to manipulate social norms too, anon.
>>546103516It never does...
>>546110000Usually not a fan of edits like these, but this one actually suites coffin extremely well.
>https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/history/DAY 12! GIVE IT UP FOR DAT 12!
>>546115572So how do we do manipulate it in favor of /calg/?
>>546115572true, but all governments are against incest, except maybe argentina with javier milei
>>546101313>no virusesUnless a system has smartphone-tier application isolation, there is nothing preventing someone from having their credentials stolen by a program, which is coincidentally the most common attack vector, while also being trivially easy to implement.If the user has is willing to type in a root password (and the system doesn't have secure boot enabled), the program can then just patch the kernel without the user being any wiser.>but muh bloatware attack surfacesWhen you're dealing with the common user, low-sophistication trojan-style attacks are much more common than exploits. Unless an exploit is wormable, no serious cybercriminal would think to waste it on targeting personal computers. The reality is that if a user is already willing to run an untrusted program, then local privilege escalation is entirely unnecessary.
>>546117457>Unless a system has smartphone-tier application isolationImmutable distros have this.>credentials stolen by a programNot an issue on Wayland.>secure bootMore like placebo boot lol
Feetstink or Pitstink /calg/?
>>546117912Pits for sure
>>546117912You know
My name is Andrew and I suck dick like *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
fucked up the fagpost, point and laugh
>>546112892That's not how you kiss your brother.
Need Julia footjob
>>546077049recent studies are breaking normalfag brains and it's great to see
>>546123642>women don't want to bang their dad>they want to bang their bro who looks like their dad but youngerThis sounds like Freud 2.0 bullshit.
>>546116784I pledge to put at least one siblings who are obviously in a relationship in everything. It is not directly addressed to be a weird thing (Like same sex couples come and go in the modern movies) so normies will have no choice but to think it's 'okay'
God, I'm so horny and lonelyI need to fuck my sister
>>546123642Isn't this one of those things that only happens to women on the pill?It's been observed that it changes the kinds of men they're attracted to. Then they get off the pill after getting married, their taste reverts and they're no longer attracted to their husbands and resent them so they cheat/divorce.
>>546124564it makes sense, people like things that are familiar and bring them security>>546125821could be yeah. i heard that too
>>546125821That doesn't make sense. Wouldn't that require that all women are on the pill at all times and immediately get off when they get married? I would imagine that a woman who is on the pill 24/7 pre marriage would STAY on the pill outside of the time she wants to have kids. Given that the average woman doesn't have more than 3 kids, that would mean she was off the pill for maybe 2 months every year she wants to get pregnant (for a total of 6 months).
>>546126302The pill is the devil. Why would you not want to impregnate your sister?
>>546126358>Why would you not want to impregnate your sister?I mean, that's a separate issue. But I don't want to have kids right away. I'd unironically consider getting a vasectomy and just having it reversed when it was time to have kids
>>546125821Genetic Sexual Attraction is a thing irrespective of contraceptive use, so people always have an inner sibling fucker buried beneath all the conditioning.
>>546128473It should be called Genetic Sibling Attraction and all anthropological research should shift focus to advancing sibling-based society.
Ashley is a whore.
>>546132501He looks like he's enjoying having his hair pulled
>>546132501I would spend every dollar in my name if I could fuck Slutley
>>545744495My sister is making fun of me again
>>546125821I think that pill theory is cope, people are not ready for the idea that maybe we're just not meant to be monogamous birds that bond for life. There's cheating in over 50% of marriages, being loyal is the exception not the norm. Back in the 1900s-1920s tradwives were fucking the milkman, the "Andrew Tates" of those days were encouraging young men to become milkmen if they want to get pussy.
>>546133241Skill issue
>>546133072Have you tried teaching her a lesson by molesting her?
>>546133448It's RNGissue, literally throw the dice and hope for the best.
>>546077049This (real) interviewed brother-sister incest case is a far better choice for a moral dilemma simply because the incest is not just harmless, but undeniably beneficial for the participants. You'd have to argue that it would have been better for this girl to have continued her self-destructive spiral into ruin and likely early death than commit incest with her brother.
>>546132501What exactly went through Doug's head when he hears this?>Does Anders touch his sister?
>>546133241>maybe we're just not meant to be monogamous birds that bond for lifeWe literally evolved for this. Just sounds like you're only worth cheating whores!
>>546133241Unfortunately there's some brutal truth in this.Looking at genetic lineages has shown that a ton of men unknowingly never passed on their genes due to their wives cheating and being impregnated by other men.When paternity tests are preformed they find 10 - 20% of the time the supposed father is not the biological father.France actually outlawed paternity tests because of this fact.
>>546134286There's no evidence that we evolved to be together for more than 7 years tops. Basically enough time to pop out 5-6 babies, half of them to die, the father to also die and then the remaining 3.something kids who reached toddler age to be raised by the tribe.
>>546134697>France actually outlawed paternity tests because of this fact.Technically, this isn't true. Paternity tests are legal in France, but you need a court order
>>546134697>France actually outlawed paternity tests because of this fact.You can't make this shit up. Is this true? I'm 100% right if this is true.
>>546134827>There's no evidence that we evolved to be together for more than 7 years topsWhat an arbitrary standard. Is there evidence we evolved to NOT be together for that long?
>>546134915>you need a court orderSo the mother has to find out and you have to essentially call her a cheating whore to her face and maybe get divorceraped before you get the privilege of doing a paternity test on your kids? No wonder the birth rate is in the toilette.
Could someone draw an Ashley eating popcorn out of a popcorn bucket? Would use it specifically for when /calg/ debates.
>>546135176Can you stop being so dramatic and talk like a normal human?You have to sue for contestation of paternity to get a court order
>>546134827Well then the evolution is stupid Andy! What's the point of having disgusting snotlings as many as you can? We are not germs. Wr don't just exist to multiply! Everyone yearns for a partner who they can share their life with, and if they had half a brain they would choose the chance to get her/him over a chance to have sex as much as they can!
>>546134697Lay off the cuck fetishist infographics. You're off by about an order of magnitude.>In a recent article we showed that human extra-pair paternity (EPP) rates did not substantially decline in contemporary relative to historical Western societies over the past few hundred years [1]. In both cases, ∼1–2% of all children appeared to be the product of cuckoldry.https://www.cell.com/trends/ecology-evolution/fulltext/S0169-5347(16)30091-X
>evolution says so!Don't care. The mind rules the body
>>546135232
>>546135643The mind also says 'cheat on your partner get impregnated by another man' more often than not.
>>546136051Not mine
>>546135881Someone make it a bucketdrew
>>546135541>we estimate that over the last few centuries, EPP rates in Flanders (Belgium) were only around 1–2% per generation. This figure is substantially lower than the 8–30% per generation reported in some behavioural studies on historical EPP ratesThis is a small sample size and they even admit that it's aberrant to what they usually encounter.
>>546136183Everything with less than 100k people is a "small sample size". You're really coping.
>>546136183He provided a source, you haven't.
>>546136410My source is his. The difference is I actually checked the study instead of just reading the headline.
>>546136524>My source is hisHis source doesn't say 10-20% nor does it say that it's the standard
>>546136524nta Did you read what I said? >>546136362The anti smoking studies often have an even smaller sample size, therefore we can't conclude that smoking is harmful. Maybe it's good for you. Who knows?
Who is arguing with whom?
>>546136889Me with my 25 proxies
>>546135232Ask and you shall receive
>>546137665CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
>>546137665Holy shit this is amazing, thank you!>>546135881this one's good too lol
>>546136183>usuallyWhoa, you're really actually invested in painting cuckoldry as common, since there's no honest way you could draw that from the paper. But I'm glad you're at least checking what's posted, which aligns with other findings. Larmuseau found similar rates for other European regions. E.g. 1.2% over 400 years in North Italy; and 0.6–1.7% in Catalonia. 0.9% for an Afrikaner population over the span of 300 years.https://bio.kuleuven.be/eeb/tw/pdfs/larmuseau-etal-tree-2016a.pdfFor the present day, we have a 2006 study by Anderson:>A survey of 67 studies reporting nonpaternity suggests that for men with high paternity confidence rates of nonpaternity are(excluding studies of unknown methodology) typically 1.9%, substantially less than the typical rates of 10% or higher cited by many researchers. https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/504167IOW, unless you're a person who doubts your child's paternity (a small minority of parents), the odds of you being cuckolded are 2%. Studies that don't make this distinction and oversample on people who ask for paternity test are inherently worthless, which is the source of much confusion and higher numbers.Bellis et al. (2005):>Rates vary between studies from 0.8% to 30% (median 3.7%, n=17).And before you jump to the 30% on the higher end, this study notes as well that high estimates often stem from biased or unrepresentative samples.In any case, complaining about sample size only works when you have better sampled counterexamples to offer. I'm looking forward to your well sourced evidence confirming >10% cuckoldry rates that make a point to address the issue mentioned above.
>>546139767For got the last link:https://jech.bmj.com/content/59/9/749
Welp, I'd take monogamy debates over haggotry anyday. Keep going, anons.
>>546137665Popcornley so cute
>>546139767Holy BASED>unless you're a person who doubts your child's paternityI want to add to this. It reminds me of how most private investigators who look into infidelity find it, because the only people paying for a PI are already reasonably certain. It's textbook sample bias. Similarly, the only people who get a paternity test are ones who have reason to believe something is wrong.
>>546139767>>546139986The cuckhold professional cometh. Your name, dearest /calg/er, will go down in history along with the great Soviet Rape /k/ommando.
>>546140439Look... because of original sin the natural state of humans is hussydom, however you can overcome it through delphic trauma bonding.
Urrggh....fucking bitch
>>546133072What's happening?
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1988287624327688448
>>546133072You probably deserve it.
>>546144353>>546137665>>545975813>>545953891>>545804315My nominees for next OP image. What do we want?
>>546144914Oh add this one too: >>546144353
The anons say, "Ashley, you're a fine girl" What a good wife you would be Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea
One of these days we will have a Linux thread, and it will be glorious.
>>546147287Why do that when we can have a Windows 10 (pirated) thread?
>>546147404We walk the same path.
>>546144914>>545887902
>>546147907I still wanna know why orientals do that to their faces.
>>545887902Why does Andrew have fuller lips than Ashley?
>>546148156To suck dick like *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
Say something nice about her.
>>546101387I love how the fandom has collectively decided that MCR and other edgy bands are the official sound of the game. There seems to be a lot of overlap between both fandoms.
>>546148650This black girl gave a devotional at the start of class today and it was actually really good. I actually quite like the personality of suburban black girls like Niglia
>>546148674Speaking of, does anyone remember that one screamo song that anon said was literally Andrew?
>>546148916>screamo song that was literally Andrew
>>546148650She looks ready to settle down with a virgin church guy.
https://x.com/Anmo418/status/1965094600881967184
i LOVE incest and watch siblings FUCK
>>546145060But that one was already there... literally the first item listed
>>546150689I fuck my brother and I don't feel the need to watch other siblings fuck.
>>546144914This one >>546022060 for the hussy humiliation ritual
>>546139767Thank you for your service. The cuckfaggot should always be shouted down, but it's nice to see him refuted in such a calculated and brutal method.
>>546151357Based breastmogging OP. We haven't had a breastmogging OP in a while, maybe ever.
>>546148650I'm sorry I fucked up the eyes I threw this together in 20 minutes before I had to leave to go to work
>>546151974Your efforts are still cherished. Please revisit Blacklia one day if you believe you could improve it!
>>546141709who was the great soviet rape /k/ommando and what was his conjecture?
>>546152415The sadness in her eyes gets me every time. I can imagine her saying that with a soft voice and dejected tone.>"My father had sex with a nigger" Julia quietly resigned, with the defeat in her voice reverberating to all onlookers a horrifying reminder of her father's disgusting actions.
>>546153463Julia is a Christian-Christian not an internet Christian. Why would she be racist? She'd just be disappointed in her father if he's an adulterer.
>>546153629Christians can still not want to be around certain people, even if they don't hate them on the basis of race.
>>545888067>>546148156have you ever heard about whiteface, buddy?cuz that's what some asians do when they're cosplaying as a european character!
>>546154382Anon... some East Asians are whiter than white people.
NEW THREAD>>546154696>>546154696>>546154696
>>546154543>some East Asians are whiter than white people.wrong they are yellow
>>546154848Mostly the Chinese, Japs and Koreans are snow elves.
