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good evening i love them
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Tenna LOVE
i feel like she needs additions other than the ribbon anyone have any ideasalso i got an idea so comic-ish thing coming soon to a thread near you_
>>546056258Cute... Momswap has some real potential
Nooooooo you cant just bake a new bread aaaaaaiiiieee
>>546057142glasses
>>546057071
>It's the end>The whole world is freaking ENDING>The KNIGHT is fucking unleashes ETERNAL DARKNESS>A ROARING sound DEAFENS the Fun Gang as the whole world goes DARK>...>...>...>"Uhm... Hello?">"OW KRIS YOU DUMBASS! YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!">"WHY IS EVERYTHING PITCH BLACK!?!? I CAN'T SEE SHIT!">*comedic shenanigans noises as the fun gang start tripping over each other*>"OW- RALSEI!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FLASHLIGHT?!?!?">"No! I'm sorr-OW!">"WHY WAS THIS YOUR EVIL PLAN?!?!? THIS IS STUPID!">*angry and befuddled Knight noises.ogg*
>>546057142maybe some patches of different colors? like a patch of lighter pink around the wound to represent a pale spot
My nails are growing...and my hair...!! my eyelashes...!! Was i a girl this entire time? Mr krabs dizzy meme
formerly fat...
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!
I've come to express my hatred of all pippinskind
>>546057071>>546057142_>>546057284tried, doesnt look good, also she doesnt have eyes>>546057367unfortunately, whiteboard. this gives me an idea tho ill look into it_
>>546057370*hides forcefem beam behind back* of course your were silly
I have a new meme will i get more views in the current whiteboard or whenever the next one is baked
green pippins is fat. pass it on
>>546057370Tenna...
>>546057373this is true, no one hates fat people as much as thin people who were formerly fat
>>546057691well yeah
>>546057737what does this say about scottish cult anon
Hooman.
What if Fave called you a lumpenprune?
>>546057671theres plenty of space on the whiteboard now fag
>>546057737for me it's Tenna who was formerly fat but is now thin and passes out from forgetting to eat, versus Spamton who was formerly thin but gets fat off garbage donutsthen Tenna gains it back
>>546057373>even his antennas got slimmerozempic is too powerful....
>>546057607Yamateeeeeeee
>>546057831SCanon was a fat fuck in his past life. paid a hefty afterlife fee to be reincarnated during the ozempic era
>>546057831does he hate them or is he just afraid of them? those are two very different things. >>546057917>spoilerno
>>546057071>>546057286
>>546058114turkey
>>546058228stuff the turkey
>>546057921the fat antennas are such a good detail>>546058105>spoileryes. if you don't like it he can suck it into hammerspace for an hour, but it's still there
>>546058114yurkey
>>546058280tenna is in good shape and takes care of his body, he is not and never was fat
>>546058114Cute
>>546057691
Fave buys Little Debbie snack cakes on EBT.
WokeruneGendertale
Look gamers, I lay humble before you. I miss VNs. I miss hentai games. I miss odd little tower defense games. I miss plants vs zombies. I miss megaman. I miss digging in terarria. I miss rpgs. What games have been making waves the past 5 years?
>>546058436ok TV Defense Force
>>546057071For the coolest wolf in Snowdin~
>>546058797>I miss VNs VNs never stopped coming out
ConservativetaleA game where no one has to die!
>>546058902Pls rec me VNs im so lost
>>546058797you can get into modded terraria also Silksong
>>546058927me right there
>>546058927not me right there
>>546058797soulslikes are still going strong. competitive shooters. E33 did well so there's hope for more rpgs. you get the rare echoes of Castlevania with stuff like Silksong. I started replaying DD2 again even though it's disappointing.
>>546058927which oc pippins?
>>546058228>>546058281Uurkey>>546058467Indeed
>>546059092has anyone added a bossrush to silksong yet
>>546058927sauce?
>>546057319They need to have visible eyes floating in the darkness like the Jackenstein battle or Scooby Doo
Marriage with pacifist Frisk, rape genocide Frisk (2 holes of choice) or casual sex with Chara?
>>546057071made another heart thing, shes meant to have more style than atria in their cultureshe isnt diseased that purple is their equivilent of eyeshadow_
>>546059505what about loving sex with genocide chara?
ell wee wee la peepee
>>546059449@raredoubleslimes.bsky.social
don't fuck el pipi!!
*quiet golf course clap*
>>546059505where is the intimate sex with chara option
>>546057864made for buttsex
*loud dick slap*
>>546057934Jevil kind of looks like Black Frost
Whos fave slapped my dick?!
>>546060019That game has a hot robot character called Metatron Toby is blatant sometimes
dzień niepodległosci dla kryszia (od innych ludzi)aby swietować, wyrucha łanię
>>546059505Marriage with pacifist Frisk (grown up) (female)
I cant believe Toby got away with Frisk looking like Mario from Mario Bros
please post the sexiest sfw utdr image you have
>>546059709thank you
>>546060354
>>546060141Anon, Metatron is from the Bible...
>>546060519literally random gachaslop chick
>>546059630casual only but you can use all of her 3 holes
do you think chara spends 90% of their time talking about how much they hate being human, hate being made of flesh, hate interacting with their own body and the bodies of others...and the other 10% of the time they have romantic bedbreaking sex?
>>546060519Isn't that the sorcery teacher from Elden Ring
>>546060696no she has a braid don't make this mistake again ok
>>546060594That's racist.
S1PikaCHHHUUUUUUUUUUU
>>546060678also why is the captcha 2 minutes long wtf
radio static unleash "the bears"
>>546060839sexy human
>>546060678yes I wonder if she would have a child or adopt
>>546061036anon you cant just post nude spammies like that!!!
>>546060514I means more the design having the face lines and being a robot. But yes, he's the recording angel and I think second after Michael?
>>546058978VNslop reccs (cheap, EN): >Soul of Sovereignty (GGDG vn, new entry this month, best if you're hungry for fantasy world building)>Anthology of the Killer (fun)>Milk in a Bag of Milk in a Bag of Milk (mental illness) >Soundless Final Verse >malViolence, protoViolence>Hit Me/Hit Me 2/Hit Me 3 (gay)JP >Witch on the Holy Knight (short)>Hundred Line (long, for the autistic)Gachaslop that is VN (each has grinding built in alongside the dogshit rates, lots of lore, lots of stuff to read if you're willing to invest the time):>Rev1999>Project Moon>Fate Grand Order>Granblue Fantasy
>>546060354everything from Bunfag that I can post
>>546061036he's naked, please post a sfw sexy spamton
>>546061043Hoomans are naturally sexy.
---Anniversery stream set was used to make a Hylics style PoV dungeon crawl through new home that to leads to Photoshop Flowey v2 mega boss. Reverse SANS tension where you get edged on only having 1hp left but keep going.---Hug The Goat v2 tearjerker gimmick where you're asked to put your hands on the screen like it's dang Saw The TV Glow but turns out to be a trick to get your hands off the controller so they can cheap shot you for that last 1 hp.---Toby does the text2speech thing because he's actually in full Ice-e prosthetics during the time they're filming fmv stuff for the previously mentioned bullshit---Dont fall for Tricky Tony's bullshit. Keep that controller plugged in and in your hands.
>>546060354>>546061226Already did.
>>546058927>sex with pippinsworld peace
>>546061325frisks skin is literally glowing here what
>>546061252Getting all right now tyvm
>>546060328She is completely different than him thoughbeiterhowever.
Any new snowbunny art?
>>546060854I want these two to have crazy dyke sex and charas leather gloves stay on
>>546061545I'd pick Tenna too if the opposing side was a hairy man
>>546061064damn, that is hot
>>546061469It's just the yellow skin, my friend.
>>546061564lust provoking hoomans
>>546060678togore eyes
>Doomer not here>No whining>No overreacting about minor bad things I didyeah I'm obsessed and paranoid.g'night my lovelies.
>>546061702Bunfag is gone for 4 days
>>546061226Omorashi, Omorashi,Close your eyes and you'll leak this stream
>>546061702Pretty a certain website focusing on Black men might have a few
>>546061835>minor bad thingsYour father is an irl doefag.
>>546061798ToT
>>546061798no look at hair around the face and the leggings at the thighs it’s literally glowing
>>546061830togore is just underswap (asriel and chara swapped places)
>>546061980Frisk is like the sun, she glows.
>>546061931Kris should be locked out of the bathroom and made to hold it in like a good enby.
>>546060019Toby copied heavily from SMT and got away with it because because no one cares about Fatlusslop
>>546061887damn it might be over snowbros
>>546062309he probably left because of aidessfag sad
>>546061835>>546031957A diplomanon asked this. Both of you need to attend and finally stfu. This general is worse than a stereotypical gossip circle with old women.
>>546061810When aren't they?
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>546062163I know your fetishposting but this has a near 100% chance of ending with kris pissing on your personal items
>>546062163Running against mayor holiday so I can remove all gender neutral bathrooms
>>546062469nta but sorry thats hot especially if they make an evil grin over their shoulder
>>546062607>ntaI don’t believe you
>>546061963Dess is a hero for beating this little shit human
>>546061887did he get banned
>>546041638LOVE fujo zapper. It feels like ages since we got any fujo-trio content
>>546062429>Worse than a gossip circleNot wrong.
>>546062469Kris would cry because they pissed all over their precious ball of junk
>>546062607when you see this plastered on the back of a ford F-150 do you feel a tingle in your taint
>>546062469Still hot desu. Imagining them squatting over some of your shit and marking it like a dog with a long and direly needed piss.>>546062506I wanna see them squirm in desperation and hear them whimper and yelp with each dribble that leaks into their underwear.
I'm sorry Fave, you've run out of lives.Now you will be arbitrarily sent back an arbitrary amount of threads that you now must try again.Yes we are still implementing this as a mechanic in the current year of our lord, 2025. Why do you ask?
>>546062850Only if the F-150 has truck nuts
Goodnight saars!
my urges to gently dominate and peg fave are spilling over into my real life now. i'm thinking of trying to go out to find someone to do that with i cant take this anymore
>>546063041what game still has this that isn’t in an arcade
>>546062850Only if it was blue>>546062645We cant have two kris pee fags? or more? Kris is hot piss is hot kris being evil is hot
*police whistle* stop pegging the faves!!
Fave the Slave
>>546063192I’d rather there be none.
>>546063169Megaman 11 said Fave and totally not me right now irritatedly.
>>546063334We're here, we're queer, and we're not going anywheere.
What if you had to collect a Thousand Year Kris Urine Egg in each chapter
>>546062963
>>546063494Why would I want one of those?Why would I want seven of those?
>>546062440I want to kiss and lick their cute feet
>>546061770how's it feel to basically be a lesbian
>>546063594this isn't even spamton anymore
Splash Woman is so fuarking hot, said fave.
Getting plowed by Spamton behind his dumpster then he cums inside and scurries away before you can catch him.
Ryikoxjfbdbb
>>546063594This is Bible accurate spamton>>546063569This isn't even spamton anymore
>>546063334I dont spam it or anything its just like a 3rd or 4th tier kink
>>546061064Post the rest, coward.
>>546063587Okay, that's where you lost me. I prefer tights, not feet
>>546063753ya mama aint spamton anymore
choose on undertale/deltarune oc to make canon. I feel like martlet fits pretty well as berdly's aunt
>>546064487literally anything that isnt pippins
>>546060354this lives rent-free in my head
What if Spamton was the special guest on Tenna's quiz game show, but every wrong answer made Spamton inflate and every right answer made Tenna inflate?
>>546064487Based On My (Berdly's) Aunt
What do Pippin penises look like. I need to know for reasons
>>546064785chodes, big balls, and dice pip hole urethra that changes when you jerk and roll it
>>546064361nta the rest is actually pretty sfw with how messy it is also I need to follow the artist now after seeing their stuff
>>546064649i could use more sneotenna in my life
>>546064785A circumcised micropenis
>>546064785average penis which is boring
>>546064785
>>546064785dice cup
>>546064487if one pippins oc could be canon who would it be
>>546065374I’d want Fuzzy or Fujo
>>546064487That one baja blast Mizzle with the sunglasses and surfboard
>>546064924what the fuck is wrong with her?
>>546064785Like this:https://files.catbox.moe/09r4s8.png
>>546064361>>546065032
Dolphin porn in the catbox, don't open it
I'm so mad at myself for not writing more lately, but I keep getting distracted by video games and fatigue and other shit, fuck me.I wanna go back to writing about Deltarune all the time... I wrote an entire fic to day but FUCK it's still not really done.
>>546062726No he announced it before hand
>>546065479
>>546064924Its kind of weird that this is what Ralsei unironically is
>>546065374Yippins is the only one that doesn't rape canon or the art style so him
>>546065639>kris....>where's the pippins cock?
>>546064924she looks slavic
>>546065457damn I don’t have the individual pic of her
fuck pippins make a neco arc oc
>>546065687What fucking Deltarune have you been playing
>>546065805Yeah that one, its cute and fun
>>546065457>someone still remembers my 1am first time sprite editwhat>>546065805here you go
>>546065825stop spamming the whiteboard
If I made an ARG for my Pippins OCs with incomplete lore meant to induce schizotheories. But it gets a proper follow-up and conclusion a month later, would that be cringe or based?
>>546065921>greenwho is she in between?
>>546065687Only if it read do I look like your brother
>>546066032based as hell
>>546066008I just got on bro
>>546065823lmfao
>>546066032perhaps which one?
>>546066127I'm referring to everything you've done this past week
>>546065376sexo
>>546064924this just made me imagine a sad scene of Asgore finding this Toriel look-alike prostitute, taking her home, having sex and then crying afterward
>>546066036Mountain dew Mizzle(gamer) and coca cola Mizzle (Christmas themed)
>>546066220And that prostitute's name? Ralsei.
How much do you guys want to bet the person that wakes up Kris at the start of Chapter 5 is Asriel
>>546066248KINO
>>546066248berdly but liquid...
>>546066032based
>>546066390asriel won't appear until later into the chapter, bursting into the dark world like undyne
>>546066390>How much do you guys want to bet the person that wakes up Kris at the start of Chapter 5 is *Sans
>>546066543a lot I’d give up my right lung for it
>>546066543I'll believe it
Asriel is the hot one, Dess is the chopped one.
>chapter 5 opens>kris wakes up and goes downstairs>toriel and sans are still dancing
>>546066193>Eternally buckbroken by a whiteboi
>>546066769dude that’s actually fucking cringe PLEASE stop.
>>546066472Berdly's Mizzle-sona
>>546066769I want to RAPE this fucking cat
>>546065847he's right, Ralsei is a depressed pleaser with a death sentence
What's Deltarune HOT and what's Deltarune NOT?
Speaking of Pippins schizotheory, did no one else notice the obvious implication that Selif and Cyborg are the same guy? OP didn't reply to any of my posts when I asked
>>546064393those are some sexy legs
>>546066950HOT: Friend Inside MeNOT: Kris Knight
>>546066841I read this in Charlie from smiling friends voice
>>546066209Hooman schoolgirls.
>>546066769>Eternally buckbroken by colorful dice critters
She in Deltarune chat rooms showing feet!!!
I'm so fucking hungry, I need to stop eating like every 7-8 hours every single day, but I don't even know what to eat in the middle
>>546067006like what the part of selif splitting off from him?
>>546067029Tights are cool.
>>546067159I would pwn your dice in the lockeroom for I am the lord of the locker room
>>546064924In my restless dreams... I see Hometown...
>>546067212snacks dude. fruit, granola bar, toast with jam
>>546066220hot
>>546066220>>546066307And that prostitute's name? Asriel.
>>546064932>dice pip hole urethraI hate thinking about this, so this is what I'm gonna make it look like. Thanks for your input.
Fave facesitting but they're really embarrassed about it.
>>546067165she had a right to back off!!!!!!
>>546066506>>546066390Asriel won't appear in Chapter 5. It's Sunday.
>>546067350t. berdly
>>546067669fave riding me and shooting cum all over me and feeling shy about it
>>546067814whoops silly me meant for >>546067716
>>546061064>>546065515>>546065032okay, but who's the artist? reverse image search doesn't help
>>546067942pippins riding you and shooting cum out of his dice pip holes...
>>546068004@HunterMSmut on twitter
>>546067551God of Hyperprostitution
Hey bud I think you got the wrong darkworld. Leatherclubs two blocks down.
SUPER HOT FAT SPAMTENNA ANIMATION HERE:https://files.catbox.moe/cfvm1y.mp4
>>546067643Asgore going out to a college bar he originally picked up Toriel in, and getting a sudden confidence boost when one of the sluts there calls him daddy.
im sure she'll get around to itwhat do yall think the blue one should be named_
>>546061226reminds me of that one spongebob video game
>>546068031no i dont want to fuck the dice
>>546068093thanks mate, appreciated
>>546061252>>Soul of Sovereignty (GGDG vn, new entry this month, best if you're hungry for fantasy world building)Did Gigi say how many chapters this would be in total? I see the next one is chapter 3. I love Lady of the Shard and their other shorter works, but I'm not sure if I trust them to finish a long term project.
>>546068204False advertising. This is Krisslop.
>>546067117imagine fucking both of them everyday
>>546068336battle for bikini bottom? classic
Fave wants to know what's the easiest way short of a bank transfer or check to send like 9000 USD to someone and not have it be eaten up by fees
Yeah we can have a /utg/ meetupI'll use my real name and show my face or whatever, I have literally nothing left to loseFuck all my piece of shit """neurospicy""" former friends btw they should all get AIDS and die
Good eveningIm obsessed with boobsMy faves are Noelle and RalseiOne has big boobs and the other big penorToby should just man up and change the sprites to reflect that fact fahaha
>>546068186I'd like to see a sex-themed dark world where the Darkners were all sex toys
>>546068374this convinced me to click on it
>>546068204>>546068374
>>546068093I am like 90 percent sure this guy used to voice bro strider homesmut audios
>>546068508ill wrestle you
>>546068508Kek, Are Ya Filling Alright? (I Hope Not)
>>546068536chapter 6 toriel's room
>>546068508yeah you understand me i thinkstill be careful if you end up liking us you might not be able to be so callous. you might end up with something to lose... if it ever happens
>>546068508i'd go to a utg meetup and show off my ugly mug. it's not like it really matters i'd never see any of you again anyway
>>546068256what about pokee (I just had express)
I'm chubby so the girls at the /utg/ meetup would be fawning over me.
>>546068508I'd show up, but wearing multiple masks.
>>546068810dont let them do that anon your bmi will double in like two months
>Finally have an nsfw Tenna dream>It's the lamest shit and isn't with Tenna himselfI'm justified in blaming all of you for this
>>546068826>t. Kakashi
>>546068938How can it be a Tenna dream if he isn't even there?
>>546068508This guy will rape and kill you btw don't fall for it!
>>546068810I will be searching for the twinks
>>546068478That's the dream come true
>>546068810>>546068810everyone has to pay attention to me there actually #sorrysweatie>>546068992truth nuke
I'm still having sexual thoughts about Lanino
>>546068539>>546068598>spamtennafujos actually draw>desskrispedos rely on ai slop even when they can choose to drawgrimmy
>>546069090no one…
>>546068372No she has not. She's been actively cagey about it, for some reason. See: https://www.tumblr.com/pallisia/783970507857035264/how-many-chapters-will-soulsov-beSoul of Sovereignty is my first GGDG media so I have no frame of reference with her long term project management. But, judging by her posts. She's enjoyed making VNs because 1) you don't have to draw EVERYTHING 2) you can make VN faster than it would take to draw a whole ass comic. So, I think that means she'll stick around a while or at least finish it
>>546069090Rouxls...
>>546069124Nigga I drew the shit in that video myself, what are you talking about?
>>546069169I know he was clapping those yellow cheeks like crazy
>>546067232They kept emphasizing how Cypins is amnesiac after being involved in an unspecified accident.Selif's accident was elaborated on multiple times and he isn't amnesiac.Amnesia is often used as a narrative device to avoid giving away crucial information to the audience. The reveal is often meant to be a surprise or a twist.
>>546068902based
>>546068982Because I had a dream that I was browsing the thread and a lot of you were posting Tenna porn as if this weren't a blue board, you guys cock blocked me from having a dream about fucking Tenna in my POV by having your brain worms act first
>>546068941I'd show up in a fursuit, try to rip it off? BOOM Master Chief.Rip that one off?POWJason Voorhees.
>>546069124>anon didnt even click on the videogrim
I want male Frisk and Chara to rape female KFC
>>546069291this reminded me to check the /y/ thread since i haven't in a while, still pretty dead :(
>>546069291Take your meds. Or jerk off before you go to bed.You have a cum clot in your brain.
>>546068992He Will Burn Your CropsAnd Poison Your Water Supply As WellAll Just For Shit And Giggles
>>546068810>>546068995I'm not gonna be looking for any 'hot' people I'd just go there to see what kinda fun I can get out of it
>>546069210>needs a flip tool>literally can’t even finish his own doodle
>>546069291I recently had a Tenna dream where I was Spamton again and there were 3 naked human Tennas showing their asses off on stage. There was also an incoming catastrophe but that wasn't really my problem. Also, I briefly saw the fat theater director Tenna again...feels good to be a fatennaSCHOLAR.
>>546068508I'll show up dressed like Susie and throwing molotovs everywhere
Kris coughed.The Knight started twerking....
why doesnt deltarune has cool costumes like this
>>546069164Oh, if you haven't read any of their other stuff, I highly recommend Lady of the Shard. It's short so you can chew through it in one sitting. I really loved Cucumber Quest back in the day, but it sadly died on the operating table, so I'm not sure if I can recommend it. I'll check out SoulSov, but I'm just going to assume it probably won't be finished. Sometimes you gotta harden your heart.
>>546069552I didn't use a flip tool, and I finished the doodles. Coloring them in would ruin the vibe I was going for.
>>546069606It's in-character at least
>>546069573>I briefly saw the fat theater director Tenna againwhat was the first time
>>546069643Kris holding their pee in that swimsuit...
What's the implication of this?did Dess literally leave Hometown and exit the game to VA for Onion Games? "dog" is clearly just toby doing some noises. could this "Dess VA" be someone who has already recorded vocals for a future DR chapter?I'll revisit this when I actually play the game
>>546069643because the deltarune fanbase isnt completely autistic and toby would never sell out egregiously with half baked merchandise
>>546069412I would rather that just be to the raping. Don't like genderbends.
>>546069735I still have to draw the other anon's apparent dream where a poster of that Tenna appeared. Here's the original post of my dreamhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/541988732/#542039068
ate chili and crackers and bread with butter
>>546069449I don't take any meds, also I can't masturbate right now because I'm in the middle of my period. This isn't common by any means, I rarely if ever have any sexual dreams, much less ones where I actually get turned on by them. I don't have any cum clots in my brain.
fave is depressed and wants to think about utdr but fave's brain feels empty
fave wants that depressed 4chan dick
Krisriel would be awesome parents to Toriel and Asgore
>>546069925buttsex material
>>546070149my fave relates to your fave. they want to be able to think of anything at all
>>54607021050% of the forbidden utg meetup would be sex and the other 50% would be the formation of the most beautiful and awkward friendships and relationships youve never seen
I'm not depressed I just lack vitamin D (not a sex joke)
Fave's the boss of this gym
>>546070287the other 1% would be the guy who brought the gun and is totally going to go through with it
>>54607028750% of said sex would be gay sex between the goatfags btw
I am depressed and do lack vitamin D (yes a sex joke)
>>546067669 (me)I finished it and I was gonna post it but then I realized there's really not much going on here so I've decided I'm gonna make another one again for a total of two imagesI am not a drawfag but I'm pouring a lot of effort into this regardless, I'm sure anyone else could do this faster but it's about the journey not the destination. Boy is it not about the destination
>>546069813December Holiday is Andrew Hussie's brother Byron
>>546070312get a light therapy lamp its like 20 bucks at walmart or on amazon etc
>>546070414i really doubt anything like this would happen>>54607043550% gay goatfag sex, 25% normal gay sex, 25% vanilla straight sex
Fave doesn't like vegan bacon bits. Fave doesn't know why they bought them in the first place.
>>546067212Metamucil, drink 1 - 2 tsp with a glass of water like 3 times a day.Also try making a big bowl of sugar free jello and eat a cup in the middle
>>546070287>the formation of the most beautiful and awkward friendshipsthis is something that i've imagined happening and wish i could experience someday
>>546069886Posts from bizarro /utg/
please toby don't force me to learn how to make things on my own. give me green pippins (or plain ol pippins) merch please
>>546069713you ever wonder what they actually taste like? If they're even drinkable? I've always assumed they were basically like poison if you drank em but now that I think about it, I legitmatley don't know.
Imagine if the Weird Route just ends with an out-of-place slapstick joke. That would actually be the biggest "fuck you" to the players for doing the Weird Route.
>>546070435WE AGREE!-signed,the goatfags
>>546070550>25% vanilla straight sexI wouldn't count on that at all, it's more likely for Toby to release Ch5 tomorrow unprompted than that
I can't got to a /utg/ meetup because I'm broke.
>>546070708>Noelle says "Aw dog gone it">the annoying dog vanishes and the game goes back to the title screen>the annoying dog is gone from every subsequent playthrough>this is the only consequence
>>546070823if you are a chubby woman I will pay an uber for you
>>546070635I love the Bibliox OCs, my favorite one is Necronomiliox!
thank god i've never become a thread personality
>>546068508I would go to the /utg/ meet up specifically to figure out who the berdfags are, follow them home, and vore them.
>>546070581My fave would like to have those if yours doesn't like them, they would be great for this pizza
>>546070872now I want to go to bizarro utg this actually sounds neat :((
>>546070882that's what you think, anonymousfag...
>>546069925Just be what?
>>546071005cut that out
all the fat utg anons should become so fat they can't see their own feet to prove their devotion to being hot fatties
>>546070596yeah>>546070742we'll rent you all a hotel room. to share.-signed, everyone else>>546070778no i think we've got enough normal people here. okay maybe vanilla is a bit far but utg is like at least fourty percent women somehow, we'd get at least a bit of straight
>>546070882good aidessfag…
https://youtu.be/cUW5J7CNdrI
the monthly utg orgy
>>546071005>anonymousfagWe know it's you anonymousfag.
I genuinely act a lot like Kris irl so I'd just kinda be walking around and observing like a scared wild animal.
>>546071061I can only see the tips of my toes is that ok
>>546071178Kris wouldn't do that. You're not Kris
>>546070823if there is one itll be in like a few years surely you wont be as broke by then? or it could be a yearly thing?>>546071178you understand me. however there's a nonzero chance this is because you lack people you sufficiently relate to irl and finding those people might go very well for you. or maybe you get to chill in a corner and thrive idk
>>546070882dossieranon knows and recognizes you and me and the girl reading this
>>546071305>however there's a nonzero chance this is because you lack people you sufficiently relate to irl and finding those people might go very well for youOh that's 100% why, I live in a small town full of boomercon retards and normies.
Speaking of forming beautiful friendships, Fave Deltrarune is wondering how would you go about suggesting becoming friends with someone you only know online? What if Fave was getting vibes that they could be good friends with someone but also thinks maybe they're reading too much into it and doesn't want to be annoying? Faves for this situation?
>>546071074Anon I don't think any sane woman that worries about her safety would go to the meetup, and on the rare chance a woman did go, there wouldn't be any sex at all because have you never seen the gender wars here? She's more likely to get beat up than have sex of all things
>>546071361
>>546071305>surely you wont be as broke by then?I have come to the conclusion that I will always be broke, no job or job.
i've been in this thread for 3 years and i still don't have a name
>>546071485>I have come to the conclusion that I will always be broke, no job or jobYou don't think changing your attitude would help?
>>546071535You Want One?
>>546071535it is now time for silly songs with favethe part of the show where fave comes out and singsa silly song
>>546071440lmao the only one who’d do that is the Tennafaggot and he’s used to getting fucked no one here would start a fight be real
>>546071535nonameniggeris that a good one?
>>546071535you can be Splockle
>>546071651id be willing to fight someone so long as its mutual and we dont get arrested
>>546071535No one can choose who they are in this world.Yournameis
>>546071590I think anon's attitude is justified given the current economic climate
>>546071535Maybe if you posted pictures of berdly or Susie or Kris or Ralsei or Asgore or Toriel or Sans or Papyrus or anyone, maybe you'd get a name.
>>546071535surely someones named you once even if its xwhateverfag
>>546071802Anymouse wake up!
Threadfag whose most likely to bring a gun to the meetup. Go.
>>546071040Be the one doing the raping. Brainfart moment.
>>546071590>You don't think changing your attitude would help?I've tried. I've tried a LOT. Nothing has ever really worked out... although also I should probably try getting an actual job, but it terrifies me a little.That's not me saying I've NEVER tried to get a job, I have, it's just that the whole process sucked before, and now it's ESPECIALLY shitty, plus when I did try before people kinda kicked down on me for "not trying to get a better job" which left me with no job at all andugh.
>>546071869Tasquefaggot
i haven't avatarfagged for a while, last time i was roleplaying as mettaton and treating the thread like my askblog so i could learn how to write him
>>546071535How about "Not Important"? Haha.
>>546071869Temmiefag. Dude would stalk Temmie, he'd try killing us.
>>546071869genuinely none.
>>546071853i'm an anythingfag. i just like anything. i participate in arguments on both sides
>>546070643
What if this is how catty and catti cleaned their feet ha ha hahttps://files.catbox.moe/ad0meu.jpg
>>546071869That One BerdFag That Talks Like This
Friend drew more catti
The truth is.... we're all Pizzapants.
>>546071651>no one here would start a fight be realThis is the thought everyone has until something does happen
>>546072321IM GONNA GROPE THE BOOBIES
>>546070501you can't unhussie the doe
>>546072423As one should
>>546072343sure doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen I know the posters here are maladjusted in ways not one of the bumbling peeps here who can barely talk to people are gonna start boxing.
>>546072569Me groping her big fat belly as we watch a siberian film.
>>546071913Interesting
I haven't been in a lot of the threads recently
>>546071913I think you should get a trashcan house, and then live in it, and then get a job, that way, you can save up and don't gotta pay rent
>>546072636Her face after the movie
good night utg
Yeah I gotta go kill myself now
>>546071440I don't think women OR men should go to a meetup with a stalker who doxxes women and makes illegal porn of them
>>546057071*waddles into real life*
>>546072904Jesus anon stop bringing up temturd already. He thrives off your attention and he doesn't spam the threads with AI porn anymore.
>>546073040
>>546073062I know I sound disingenuous but I'm saying this out of genuine concern for people who might want to go
>>546073037hah are you going to the /utg/ meetup painter?
da soozhttps://files.catbox.moe/t9nzi6.mp4
>>546073037do you take commissions?
I'm never going to the /utg/ meetup because I guarantee I would kill everyone in self defense
>>546073037omg haiiii fatspamton sign my tits
>>546073167I would be more concerned about one of those period blood painters bringing one of their drawings to a meetup.
>>546073294What if I wanted a hug, jackass
>>546072630I agree with you, I don't think anyone there would start boxing or showing off some crazy kung fu movesBut not knowing how to fight still wouldn't stop a sperg or several of them from beating up a femanon that showed up to the meetup, if any of them did go
I like how Noelle's snout is drawn in this
>>546073173Yes, and I’ll bring my life-sized fat spamton plush when he eventually becomes real. I will also bring my period art to rub on >>546073334>>546073256I told myself I would open them this month, but there is a struggle between wanting to make more art vs making a comm sheet
>>546072247Mr "Ant" Tenna...
>>546072886this one stung, poor carol. always liked sunshine as a nickname cause of that song
>>546073406I don’t think it’s that serious man
>>546073037beautiful and round spamtong
>>546073406I would unironically function better than most people at a meetup because I know how to actually behave myself in public. No one would believe it was me if I told people at a meetup im temfag.
>>546073658still leaves the problem of >>546072904
>>546073209this is a sprite animation of susie in the susiezilla costume shitting herself
the only way to put all these fears and worries about how everyone behaves at a meetup is to actually have a meetup so we can get the experience of how autistic and boring we all are and finally put these debates to rest
>>546073658I think it is with the things you read here sometimes, oh well, the meetup isn't happening anyway so I don't think it matters
Be for fucking real anons, the /utg/ meetup isn't happening because most of you can't even organize your beds properly, let alone organize an event. It's over before it even started.
>>546073947I know it’s just for the funnies
>>546073718I could tell who you were if I saw you on the street. You emanate a daemonik energy.
>>546073947hey I JUST made my bed and I'm lying on top of it now because I don't want to disturb the blankets by getting in yet
>>546072232
>>546073947i washed my sheets and blankies yesterday :3
bed darkner that is aroused by how often lightners cum on them
why are you all so much more interested in an irl meetup instead of just starting a discord server first?
>>546073947I've been saying it since Ch2 utg era and I'll keep saying it in the present day, the meetup will never happen.
>>546074170>does he know?
>>546073947I could 100% organize an event if I really wanted to. I'm just apprehensive to meeting you fuckers. Plus I have poor self image and I don't want you people seeing what I look like until my diet finally kicks into gear and I drop some of this weight.
The meetup should be in Germany because we all know Kraut's not coming
we asked 100 people this question: what's something you shouldn't say at the utg meetup?
>>546073947anons only talk about a meetup because they think everyone here lives in the usa
>>546074170because this site is a honeypot monitored by the feds
>>546074606I have a bomb. Allah Akbar!!!
>>546074046on the contary people tend to find me not intimidating despite being muscular, prob cus I dont have a buzzcut tattoos etc.
>>546074606I don’t really like spamtenna
>>546074606You just lost the game.
>>546074623tf do feds want with /utg/
>>546074671I didn't mean that in an intimidating way, I mean a Nurgle-like energy. You feel disgusting.
>>546074606Kris is such a cool guy man hes such an alpha male
>>546074606make better ocs
>>546071909i would make them pregnant
>>546074824im very self aware and have been around some really fucking gross people at conventions so my hygiene is actually good. I also tend to reapply deodorant halfway through the day out of fear ill smell bad even though I won't since I use the high quality stuff.
>>546073947Ill set it up after I'm done with college (if there hasn't been one by that point)
>>546074671you have yet to prove this with a timestamped photo of your shadow against a wall
>>546074816pictures of human children
>>546074623Ah yes, the extremely dangerous group of anonymous gay furries and fat fetishists on the internet, they're as dangerous as the cartels
>>546074816People that shouldn't be within a hundred yards of a child.
>>546074606>hey, isn't that loser carrying the same 3ds the krisdesspedophile posted a picture of?
Life is so fucking awesome right now because it's cold out tonight (dropped like 30f+) and my whole house is sooooo warm and snug, it's so fucking comfy, I LOVE laying under the blankets in this nice mixture of warmth and cold.
apparently someone got a random ass spamtenna drawing with their fangamer merch for some reason
>>546074606I'm now accepting volunteers to get pegged
>>546074938that wouldnt work since you can easily distort/photoshop shadows
>>546074918Okay you're retarded, so let me spell it out for you:You have a disgusting and repulsive energy, your soul is evil. I mean this in a nonphysical way. You emit evil energy.
>>546074990Bigass lie
>>546074990fake
>>546074984no I can’t go outside anymore because it’s chilly
>>546074990>rng for receiving a random spamtenna fanart in your plush Tenna order>1 mythical spamtenna porn drawing in the batch
>>546073718ngl the only reason why i'd peg you as one to start a fight at an /utg/ meetup is because of the pedos
>>546075070You literally would not be able to tell im temfag if we ever met up in person, I act almost nothing like I do on here in the real world. You literally would never guess.
>>546075192ok yeah youre right I probably would follow one of them to the bathroom and choke them out
i can't believe Fujo works at fangamer
>>546075192I read this and thought you were offering to peg the temfag for a solid minute because of reading >>546074991 earlier
>>546075192ew imagine pegging temfag and he just shits all over your dick/dildo
>>546074984I wish I was home
>someome falseflagging as the temfagYour mask fell off so hard lmaooo
>>546075372id let a hot woman peg me without any shame. Fingering your butt feels really good.>>546075461nah id do bowel cleanse of some kind.
>>546073334Honestly there aren't any reasons I SHOULDN'T kill everyone at the meetup
>>546073718Hey I know perfectly well how to behave myself, I once kicked a trashcan cause it was trying to eat my jacket
>>546075567Because dying is gay and you killing people would make them gay thus you would be the gay killer.
I just had Eggnog for the first time everIt's fucking delicious holy shit, why is this a Christmas time only drink? It has the same texture as a like really thick smoothy. Too much nutmeg flavor however, but DAMN! I can understand why the Holidays would drink this all the time.
>>546075694egg, sugar, milk, cream, spices and alcohol are not a low-calorie food
>>546075567I could give you a hug
>>546075694imagine drinking something hot with egg in it americans need to die
im so tiredi just need to make it to collegei just need to make it to collegei just need to make it to college
>>546074606I voted for Trump
>>546075739But I didn't put alcohol in it and didn't even drink half a glass.>>546075771Lots of hot things are hot, have egg in it, and you drink it
>>546074984Honestly same. Got my window open, candle lit on my bedside. Shit's so nice. I love winter.
>>546075789I’m in college what’s up
>>546075872name one
>>546075756all the anons who talk about how terrible it would be lack the whimsy and imagination to know that some of it really would be wholesome friendships. wed also have gay sex but it could unironically be really cool
>>546075694i'm allergic to eggnog but i drink it by the gallon anywayyou can't stop me god
>>546075908ive been told college is good for making friends and connecting with people. i dont know anyone irl who i can connect to as much as i can connect to yall so far. i dont know a single person whose played through deltarune anon. i need friends i just need to make it to college im a sociable person i just gotta find some people into undertale and deltarune
>>546075931Eggnog
i went to a store a few days ago and there was a spamton sticker stuck on the cash register
>>546076087I envy your personality, I'm in college and still as depressed and alone as I was in high school
>>546076220Did you lick and kiss it? I know I would!
>>546076220steal the cash register
>>546076087you do get a lot of freedom at college I haven’t made any friends yet though
>>546074990I'm willing to believe it's real but the spamtenna card was added by complete accident. Like some staff member drew it as a joke with no intention of giving it to any customers, but a newbie staff member thought it was part of the bonus merch.
>>546075946>wed also have gay sexWe should have Crusader of Light there as a chaperone to make sure no one gets too close to eachother or tries any sexual activities of any kind.
>>546076305i didnt want to bother the guy at the register and im a somewhat functioning adult so no
>>546076392next time touch titties with him
>>546076220Should've sneakily taken a pic
>>546076352someone i knew got a bonus spamton drawing in their package so its possible
>>546076384i'd force him to play Contact on the DS and cause his nose and ears to bleed
>>546076283i hope you are successful anon. i am still young-ish i have hope for the future. if it fails i can always organize the utg meetup and get shot or something>>546076316im sorry anon i hope you find some. >>546076384this would unironically work but unfortunately crusader would be sperging about how bad deltarune is the whole time
the final blacked-out section of the concept art is asriel. the lone head telling the fun gang to study is also asriel. susie REALLY REALLY HATES ASRIEL.
>>546076512Anon one thing is a bonus character drawing and another is soft confirming a ship
>>546076028Playing by her stringsThe strings that make you singSing your sins.
>>546076316sometimes I wonder if there's an /utg/er at my school... I did see a guy watching something with annoying dog on the screen in the dining hall one time...
>>546076693I have a project for my theater class coming up and I’m adding the pippins to it
>>546076693One time there was someone in class who was talking about the boss battle with the knight and she sounded like she was struggling with it. I asked if she knew how to get the black mantle, which she said she did, and I got really embarressed and left. That was the closest thing I have to a discussion about Deltarune.
>>546076829omg elaborate
>>546074606Kris and Asriel are gay for eachother
>>546076829You mean the OC pippins?
Toby and Fangamer could make a million dollars in one day if they played into "Spamton and Tenna sell out to the audience" angle and sold a bunch of Spamtenna themed merch. But the fans already beat them to it and did it better.https://youtu.be/HtzGFC3hJko?si=0id5tk1m9dPH3IEM
>>546076956we have to pick some aspect of theater (I chose costumes) and the professor said we have to ask 3 questions on anything
>>546076693 (me) actually I remember I also complained in here one time about a girl in my class dissing spoids lol, she definitely wouldn't hang out here. >>546076924aw, anon
>>546076829anon this is extremely important do you have a director/manager/professor for the theater project and is it a middle aged man with square or rectangular glasses
>>546076656spamtenna is more than soft confirmed in game
Besides Undertale Yellow are there any other Undertale games that are good?
>>546076087If you didn't make friends in high school, you won't make friends in college. Especially if you're a STEMcel you won't have time to party or hang out or anything like all the retards getting soft degrees
>>546076478he was skinny he didnt have boobs>>546076495i should have
>>546057169>>546070259Here's more cracks at the idea>Noelle mom is the town's kindergarten teacher. She keeps up a strong face since Dess's disappearance, though her visible eyebags shows it's not an unbreakable front. She's well regarded for her caring disposition and truly does care for her kids, but she does struggle as a single mother with a job. Does her best to attend to her children's emotions, but is burdened by woe and feels like she isn't doing enough.>Carol kid is an overachiever at school and is the student council's president, and a damn fine one at that. She's really serious for someone so young and it rubs her peers and even adults the wrong way, but ask her about her mall ninja object collection and you'll see a familar youthful exuberance. She always was a dilligent person, but she used to be better rounded when Dess was still around. Detests her mother's infatuation with the local handywoman.>Rudy kid is somewhat of a class clown, but also perceptive for his age. Tries to loosen Carol up and support his mother when possible, but is hampered by his manny and severe allergies, which worries Noelle deeply. Good friends with the Holidays' kids and tries to bridge the gap between Toriel and Carol's divide with little success. Probably the best gamer among the kids.>People speculate that Dess ran off, but they usually have the decency to not say it around the Holidays. Before, she actually had a fairly short stint as a career musician before settling down as the music teacher and was liked by her students, and loved bringing the kids to camping trips. Now, the music classroom sits empty and dusty, and the tents have been in the garage for years now. 1/2
>>546076656this pretty much soft confirmed it already
>>546077162https://gamejolt.com/games/ribbitmod/671888
>>546077138professor and he has glasses but I don’t remember the type he doesn’t wear them all the time
>>546077248>Susie aunt is a hard working blue collar woman who recently arrived in town with her niece. She's pretty gruff and scary looking, but can be quite affable once you get to know her. She's not very well educated, but she still pushes Alphys to focus on her studies. Doesn't really understand Alphys's weird chinese cartoons, but watches them to spend time with her. >Alphys kid is a nerdy, awkward, but fervid child. She excels in her studies, but is always picked last for gym. Always carries a bag studded with anime memorabilia and constantly says mispronounced Japanese words. She is suprisingly one of the few people who can push Carol out of her icy shell, but it's largely unintentional on her part. >Berdly dad is the town's librarian and de facto technican. He is arrogant, pushy, has trouble relating to his peers, much less those younger than him, has very dumb and nerdy hobbies that only he cares about, and is just generally embarrassing to be around, but he really does mean well. As a single father, he's insecure if he can really raise Birdie on his own, so he uniquely empathizes with Noelle. Is genuinely considering entering into a platonic marriage with Noelle to support her. >Birdie kid is a nerd like Alphys, but is much more self-conscious, partly because of how deeply aware she is of he father's nature. She is mortified at the idea of becoming like her father one day. 2/2
>>546077138yall got irl Tenna?!
>>546077264i'll never forget how elated i was when i saw this picture after the plush reveal
>>546075946I think the biggest thing that isn't really talked about, as far as like, a real utg meetup goes is like.. Where the hell would it even be held?? Like, a convention? a bar? a sandwich shop??? what state?? What city??? I doubt anyone would dare host it in their actual literal house/apartment.
>>546077441We should meet in Belle Fourche, South Dakota.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_center_of_the_United_States
>>546077402No, but I choose to believe my dreams about a slightly pudgy, middle aged, human theater director Tenna have some sort of equivalent in this material plane.
Reminder that Dess disappeared at the age of 12 or less and no one believes she's a runaway. They're all certain she was raped and her dust tossed in the lake.
>>546077264>I was more excited about this than the Tenna plush itself
>>546077415same an anon posted it in the thread and I about pissed myself. it was like an hour before I was diagnosed with depression lmao it made my day a lot better then it otherwise would have been
>>546077537God, monster forensics must be horrifying.
I'm 30 years old, why the fuck would I want to go to a meet up for my favorite children's game.
>>546077690:(
>>546077690Because you're autistic?
>>546077585me too
>>546077585yeah. i was happy about the tenna plush but seeing that got me so ecstatic i had to pace around my apartment to let the energy out>>546077593sorry about the depression but i relate. it lifted me out of a bad episode temporarily
>>546077441Probably at a mall
>>546070468Actually fuck it, I don't feel like working on this any longer. I'll just fucking send it because I don't feel like learning how to draw anymoreWhere do I upload it, I'm pretty sure if I put it on catbox I die in one hour
>>546077690You don't want to meet up with a 28 year old (me)? :(
>>546077853do it so we can save it
>>546077640Asgore got divorced because he's been wasting half the day testing every square meter of the lake for monster dust for years.
>>546077853litterbox
>>546077690i'm 31 and i want to hang out with all my cool friends here
>>546077227its more about the amount of people. i would be suprised if a single person who went to my high school knew about deltarune, really knew, from actually playing it. i just need to find the people who do that>>546077441most likely would be putting it somewhere relatively easy to get to and having it be a set of activities over a few days or a week, with activities varying wildly. a fuckin zoo or a coffee shop or a writers room or everyone playing in one room and voicing all the characters or a slideshow night or a gotefag sex room or jackbox or among us etc etc>>546077690because you want to talk to people about it and the people around you dont
>>546077690To have sex with people younger than you (don't take that the wrong way)
Are there any other furry /hmofa/ games like Deltarune
>>546077853TANTO SEEEEEEEEEXX
>>546078026groomeranon….
>>546077690because you're hoping to lose your first kiss to another 30 year old man in the bathroom
>>54607769030 years old is the new 12 years old
>>546078026Dess...
Ch5 is gonna reveal that Spamton and Tenna's relationship drama and divorce was completely manufactured by both of them to get attention, and (you)'re gonna be mad that they don't actually hate each other.
>>546078118God, I really need to get laid before I turn into you guys.
>>546078118>Condoms for SGDQFucking lmao
analog horror tenna
>>546078194I’m going to happy because they love each other
>>546078118This individual now works in Japan as an English teacher btw
>>546078264if the Mandela Deltarune thing continued we could’ve got stanley tenna
>>546077892>>546077951>>546078086alright litterbox it is thanks for your answers! it dies in 12 hours https://litter.catbox.moe/8xryb69g6ncyvf1w.pngRemember, I am NOT a drawfag. I only ever shitpost and fuck around, so this is not some real high quality shit or whatever. I just did my best because someone had to do it. You understand right Kris
>>546078065Do VN's count? Cause if so you've got options
>>546078343Don't English teachers in Japan and China regularly get away with doinking their students?
>>546078507Most people in Japan and China get away with doinking children
>>546078507Idk maybe
>>546078065CoC2 sometimes
>>546078507>>546078587It doesn't count, asian people aren't even real people.
>>546077853Why Tanto of all the pippins kids?
>>546078492>hung shotammmnm yes yes, a good shota flavor i'll give it a 7/10
https://files.catbox.moe/q6sess.png
>>546078343assistant training dummy for an english teacher*
>>546078492oooh that was you
>>546078492Queen that's child porn...
>>546078492Am I a pedophile if I like this because real tantos don't have big dicks
>>546077853I feel a great sense of disappointment and existential dread for the fact that not only is this a depiction of a little dice child being diddled, but it's of the best friend of one of my stupid dice fantroll's kids being diddled.Are they just lines on a screen? Maybe, but the lines transmit your brain signals to my brain...I don't know.If you have a theistic worldview, there are higher-power deities making the world miserable and getting kids abused in real life, but to them it's just a game or some other sort of fiction and we're just their stupid fan OCs who aren't even canon to the original series. Can you imagine that?Maybe it just hits too close to home because I shared a psych ward with people who were the targets of that sort of abuse. and it doesn't really end well if you look at generations of people subjected to it in some form or another.anyway deltarune layers of fiction and reality and playing god am i right? maybe i'm just projecting too much on a diabetic anthropomorphic dice boy whose best friend acts weird and distant and things aren't the same anymore but he tries to be there for him. and when he grows up he realizes what happened but he wishes he would have known it sooner. but what could he have even done if their worlds are ruled by fickle whims of beings they'll never meet?
>>546078735what?what?!WHAT????!!!?????!!!It's a living.
>>546078492yes... ha ha ha... YES!!!!!!!!!!!
>>546078914good edit
>>546078841you are deeply overthinking this it's cartoon porn of an anthropomorphic piece of plastic
It's not an edit it's the goatse
>>546078914Damn, I keep falling for it!
>>546078841ohhhh I wasn't into it but now knowing the anguish you're feeling gets me randy I think this is why "people" like NTR
>>546078841you aren’t wrong for feeling that but yeah overthinking a bit
unc ahh meme!
Hands.Clock have hands for telling time.The man who speaks in hands- the man who speaks in time?Gaster was shattered across time and space...Eleven hours, eleven years until Deltarune...But if the hands on a clock are Time, then what's Space?
>>546079096what
>>546079096>gets me randyfor some reason all I could think of was randy from trailer park boys
>>546078841>but it's of the best friend of one of my stupid dice fantroll's kids being diddledImagine how I feel considering this is my grandson in a way, I try not to think about it too much.
KILL YOUR TV KILL YOUR EMAIL
It's so sad that Suzy turned into a mimiga
>>546079397Jenny and Katana don't have named parents as far as I know, so you are either Fujopippins (the "parent" or ground zero of Pippins OCs), or...
Sue..
>>546079459I guess this is her cave story now
Berdly will officially be Kris's boyfoe in chapter 5, regardless of your choices
>Dess fans after its revealed she isnt a child molester or a hot alt girl
>>546077371Very good stuff, clueless but loving parental figure Susie appeals to my soul.
>>546079682Where did this fucking video come from
>>546079682Shes lost in the game theres actually hints
>>546079563Think about it a little more
>>546058868This is great
>>546079786idk I saw it on fit when I asked if boxing was good enough fighting style to beat up pedos with
>>5460796822027 anon here she's unironically a blue-haired tumblrina with a calarts mouth and septic ring.
>>546079682My fucking sides
>>546079682after anon said they moved like bulldogs I can’t unsee it
>>546079879There's also a secret character named gaster
>>546080020thats what happens when you grow your lats
>>546079682Arm so big it almost looks like the ones from the guys that use synthol
>>546078507The English teachers who sleep with their students are the ones who teach adult classes for salary workers or directly tutor adults.
>>546079786me on my way to the /utg/ meetup to boykiss
Next time I see the knight I will command Kris to pull out his phone, start recording, and loudly yell "This person is here to meet a 14 year old"
Friends + pizza = fun!
>>546078829No, you're not a pedophile for wanting to fuck dice people. Dice people are not real and you couldn't fuck them regardless of their fictional age.
>>546079848Or...the creator of Pippins...which are NPCs from the hit indie video game...Nutdealer...b-by Foby Tox....
>>546079682Is the Kressfag build achievable natty
>>546080143You sure about that?
>>546079682I wanna suckle his moobs
why is "dess knight fans are mean and shut down everyone else's opinions" the prevailing narrative everywhere? i've been following the knight discussions and it's literally the other way arounddess is the only one who gets people going "SHE LITERALLY CAN'T BE THE KNIGHT! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE AND DEBOONKED! THE CODE! THE KNIGHT HAS TO HAVE A NORMAL LIGHTNER FORM AND PEOPLE WOULD SEE HER! SHE'S MISSING!" i don't see anyone saying rudy knight is impossible i just see them saying it's dumb
>>546079682Face too young looking and like that of a child's that not even roids could save it
>>546080382not with those traps
>>546080385the bicycle pump build
>>546080440the dessfags here just do sloppa
>>546080472don't let the krisfags see this post
>>546080180I should be an English teacher
>>546080516i'm not talking about yooteegee porn shit i mean the fandom in general
>>546079682This one gif caused so much bodybuilding discourse yesterday
>>546080616webm actually
>>546080440The fandom is retarded. If you seriously believe in Papknight or Mettaknight you should be euthanized.
>>546080616hotel Transylvania reference
Webms on 4chan are just gifs really when you think about it
>>546080440I have not seen this at all, in fact I haven't seen anyone actually seriously say "Dess isn't the knight" outside of here.
>>546080440people allergic to “the obvious answer”
>>546080472I think that makes him even cuter.
>>546079682Imagine him crushing every single bone in your body with his natty strength
>>546080725mettaknight is funny because of the kirby character but as an actual theory yeah
>>546080794i've seen a couple of hardcore rudy truthers off-site
I regret nothing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBFLgBlm5_E
What is your fav anon’s? Mine’s Catti :3
If you only interact with mandatory content without going out of your way for dialogue Rudy only appears in flashback cutscenes and in the church's background.
>>546080894what even is “mettaknight” is it just the Tenna and Mettaton interaction
>>546081062he's still a deer monsteri don't fucking think it's him, but someone just barrelling through might
>>546071909Two beautiful girls waiting to be ass fucked
>>546080976I like Ralsei's goatee!
>>546057071Wrote this today off an idea/joke I saw yesterday of "Noelle photoshops images of her and Kris hugging". God I wish I could just sit down and just write again, but my meds aren't doing it for me right now...https://rentry.co/noelle-photoshopping-images-of-kris
If Carol was the Knight she wouldnt need Kris to stage a tire slashing to lure Undyne, she'd just call Undyne to a private location and have Kris make a fountain there.
>>546081062yeah but being built up by the plot = le red herring so the knight has to be random fuckazoid waterfall npc instead because it'd be sooooo kino and tricky tony
I think the Knight is a fucked up copy of Dess (copies are monochrome) and that the real Dess is still trapped out of bounds (see the part where you backtrack in Chapter 4 that has a silent guitar twang sound effect when a hand pushes you back)
>>546081332“copies are monochrome” has been run into the ground here
>>546080440Even here the most vicious theoryposters are the ones who hate Dess Knight, which is saying something considering 4chan is 90% verbal abuse to begin with. A lot of them probably concocted their theories pre-3&4 and got stuck on the idea of Dess being a damsel in distress trapped in the code so they can't move on from that idea. There are also the people who just want their irrelevant fave to be a major character and develop small dog syndrome over it.
>>546081208I think it makes him look like Doug Walker
>>546081279who are the angel pippins?
>>546081403If not Dess, who do you think is in the code? ("le red herring, means nothing at all" is not an acceptable answer)
>>546081403the trapped code shit is so stupid too the first dialogue is from when she first went missingif it took place during chapter 1 that would mean dess disappeared like 2 minutes before kris woke upyou have to invent weird non linear time flow to justify unused being current dess
>>546081279blessed
>>546081401I don’t care.That’s what I believe and there has been no evidence to contradict it yet.
>>546081062I dont think Toby put that much thought when he designed the world encounters.
>>546080725I do believe that Papyrus and Mettaton, as returning Undertale characters who were boisterous and loud in Undertale but suspiciously stuck at home and unseen DELTARUNE, will at least have some connection to the Knight, and Gaster. Maybe as assistants, conspirators, as Lightners whose discarded dreams got mixed up into an Amalgamate, or even as "understudies" or decoys pretending to be the true Knight Mike-style. They have the opportunity to hold some sort of antagonistic roles in the plot without overshadowing what Toby wants to tell with Dess.The flat out deniers of Dess knight as a possibility are probably just sad in advance that a Masked Man style ending would mean she can't be saved. Like how Asriel can't be, though Flowey remains.
>>546081536thats Oracle, Belle and Justice
>>546081403I rarely see anyone calling the Roaring Knight anyone but Dess here unless it’s some joke
>>546081316I’ll never understand why people think Toby writes like Scott Cawthon, even the people who think like that probably can’t explain it either
Annnnnndd this faggot is back again, alright >>546081585literally a 1:1 of how Dess CAN'T be the knight because of these tiny bits of dialoguelet's just ignore how 1225 is shown before the knight fight like 3+ times, or how there's a LITERAL CHRISTMAS TREE before you fight the knight, or how you fight them in a snowy wasteland, or all the other million dess references, it can't be her because....................?
>>546080928All of the Rudy truthers I've seen outside of here are on the "fact: Rudy made up his cancer so you'd feel bad for him" train instead of the more obvious "Rudy's cancer is darkness AIDS" angle, which strikes me as odd.
>>546081625Part of it gets spoken through Spamton in Chapter 2 and he says it sounded like somebody was trying to talk to you though.I doubt it’s from the distant past.
>>546081585either noelle ("thank you" connection) through some timeline bullshit or (the way simpler and likelier answer) dess in the past from when she first disappeared, in the same way you see a flashback to asriel finding chara when you fall in the waterfall dumpit can't be current dess because she didn't disappear 3 fucking days ago
>>546081316When the fuck does Toby ever do this in Undertale? Frisk, LOVE and EXP aren't random twists like this.
>>546081073There's an anon (or two?) here who thinks the Knight is Mettaton.
>>546081276This was great!! I really like how Noelle goes through all these different options in her head for what she might do. It really makes you feel for her. What do you think Noelle would do in this scenario anon? Would she really confront Kris?
>>546081734the knight is the cage with human soul and parts, it's dess' body with kris' soul and dess' soul is lost in the code
>>546081828he doesn't, and I've only seen this kind of posting HERE. I have to fucking wonder where people are seeing these things because I have never seen it off 4chan once.
>>546081734read my post again, slowerand i have no idea who you think i am>>546081797meanwhile, is fine
>>546081663No, I think Toby knows enough to make sure that no matter how you play you have the knowledge of the main characters in the game. There's just more mandatory Dess content than Rudy content, not to say that is evidence she's the Knight on its own, but it is evidence she carries more plot significance.
>>546079682this will not happen
>>546081879i mean even if it's dess knight it sure does have some weird fucking resemblances to puppets and robots (the ex and neo bodies) that suggest its body is an artificial construct being piloted by a ghost or monster dust or remote control AIR WAVES, which would also mean there could be multiple controllers of the same body or even multiple copies OF said Knight body
>you can literally not see anything with Rudythat nigga is not the fucking knight
>>546082008Noelle is old...I don't like seeing old Noelle :(
>>546081921hey what the fuck the prophecy isnt clear on whether or not the "parts" are human you might be right
>>546081987What Dess content is there? Most Dess mentions in chapter 2 are optional and most of what we know about her comes from the ARG.
personally I’m still laughing at KnightKrisKeks for being WRONG and slinking away in shame after being so overconfident
>>546082203Did you just flat out admit to not playing chapters 3-4
>>546082203….the December bit is mandatory
>>546081934Friend Inside Me?
>>546082249they didn't even do that they just shifted the goalposts to "we weren't fighting for kris being the knight, we were fighting for kris not being 100% innocent"
Not visiting Rudy just to make his life even worse
>>546082301>mandatoryummmm.... ackshully if you do weird route you skip Noelle's reminiscing
>it’s another “erm what do we ACTUALLY know?” episodeWater is wet.The sky is blue.December Holiday is plot relevant and is a character with an established personality that’s only going to get more and more characterization as we get more chapters.
>>546082203The conversation with Noelle about Dess in chapter 2 is mandatory, she appears in Tenna's flashback dialogue and if you haven't had it made clear to you already, the scene in Noelle's house would guarantee you are aware of her.
>>546081934Go on YouTube and search Deltarune knight theory
A lot of the more esoteric Knight theories fall apart once you realize that they're still going to be story to tell after the identity reveal. Yeah, there's evidence that mettaton is the night, but what happens after the reveal? It doesn't progress any individual character arcs or the wider plot because nobody in game knows who this dude is. The Knight has to be someone with a established relationship with the main cast, otherwise there's no point in keeping its identity hidden in the first place.
>>546082119yeah I bet you dont
>>546082426I mean who is doing the weird route first
>>546082396>Not visiting the sink and immediately leaving
>>546081585Well >>546081625 took the words out of my mouth.It's probably Dess, but it's from right after she went missing and not concurrent with the events of the game. She's no longer trapped and the Knight is what she was twisted into as a result. It could also be some weird post-bad ending shit with Susie or Kris or someone else, but Dess seems more likely.>>546081793Spamton said she was talking to Kris because Kris's promise most likely involves saving her. She still needs to be saved even if she's the Knight, it's a Tobysoft game.
>>546082273>>546082448I didn't play non canon routes
>>546082249Kris not being the Knight has actually given me a morale boost for my own writing, as I now know that tons of people can and will fall for the most obvious red herrings imaginable
>>546082450to be fair all the actual possible knight candidates have already been discussed to exhaustionso making a new theory video would have to either be retreading shit everyone already knows, or some randumb npc asspull or kris's sekrit human brother being the knight
>>546082487Erm but wouldn’t it be SHOCKING and SUBVERSIVE?That’s how good writing works r-right
>>546082487Most Deltarune players don't know how a story works.
Speaking of Rudy Knight, someone made a video of what he'd "have" to do if he was the knight and it's fucking hilarious. He's putting in some fucking WORK.https://youtu.be/XlVH_A3_O38>>546082615>I didn't play non canon routesIt doesn't matter what you do in Chapter 3, Dess is always brought up and shown to you, and in Chapter 4 you HAVE to try and go into her room to progress, even if you don't fully go into it for Chapter 4's weird route.Bottom barrel bait.
Umm gais what happened to the non Undertale / Deltarune Ai discussion?
i like this fellow
>>546082810alright AIdessfag alright.
So what real life object do you think Ralsei is?
>>546082635Like it was SHOCKING and SUBVERSIVE when my avatar, my link to the world of Deltarune, RAPED me?
>>546082487deltarune theorists have an issue with treating the story like it's a puzzle and nothing morethe fact you'll get shat on for dismissing something like "onionsan is the knight" on the basis of it being retarded instead of providing hard counterevidence says it allburden of proof is a forgotten concept
>>546081276Cute!!!
>>546081276really good read anon, made me sad and I related to Noelle :((((
>>546082928Red-Horned Headband
Fuck it, partial facedox. This is me.https://files.catbox.moe/ymd9qr.jpg
>>546082021The Knight is a puppet of the prophecy, it's symbolic and not literal. That being said they probably are some kind of abomination with the whole shapeshifting thing they have going on. It could be an amalgamate with Dess as the main personality the same way that one amalgamate is mainly Snowy's mom even though there's 16 other people in there.
>>546082928Kris' headband, obviously. Kris doesn't wear it but still keeps it with them, which is how Ralsei shows up in every darkworld.
>>546083027I see those pill bottles
>>546082928Kris' chastity cage
>>546082928probably something that has something to do with the castle town fountain and how it was made and why it exists and what makes it pure from other dark fountains
>>546082810Why do I get this feeing that you’re a /co/ schizo
>>546082487We barely have any connection to Dess who is off screen and mentioned less than Catti or Pizzapants but Dess is still hijacking the story
>>546083027Yikes
>>546083027oh you have the shirt cool
>>546083027is everyone on here except that one guy who accidently leaked his face on instagram actually fat?
>>546082249It's a double reverse fake out, the Knight is partially Kris from the future after fusing with Dess from the past and Lil Cal.
>>546083027you gotta dress up as battat and bukkake a fujo picture
>>546082959>>546082995Thanks>>546081887I don't think she would. She's too passive and non-confrontational to actually go through with it.
>>546083140Dess has held the key all these years
>>546083027did you put the cross up there for this pic only or does it stay on there
>>546083242he is not fat what? I can see some chub but not fat hell no
>>546083149Castle town was probably created by Gaster or somethingThe fact it's not a "specific darkness" that could revive Gerson eliminates basically everyone we've seen except Sans, Papyrus, Gaster and Susie because they're the only ones who probably didn't know him
>>546083173:(>>546083363Awww thanks anon. I'm pretty self-conscious and I am trying to lose weight, but yeah.>>546083331It stays up there. Keeps the demons away.
>>546083027Eww.
>>546082958It seems to be an general issue with fandoms nowadays, I've seen it happen to a bunch of things I'm into. But yeah, deltarune has it real bad
>>546083363Anon... chubby means being fat... and that's okayChubby ≠ obese however
>>546083027post uncensored pics of your cat
>>546083363hes built like jontron.>>546083437you gotta get a calorie counting app
>>546083242They are NOT fat. They're barely overweight if at all. I do remember someone saying they're 450 pounds and browse here though.
>>546082928Kris's guilty pleasure gote onahole that they despise in the post-nut clarity
>>546083437Fat ugly emo hair diaperfag btw
>>546083543"barely overweight if at all" I dont want to bodyshame poor pantsshitterkris here but you dont know what overweight looks like
>>546083652Post tummy.
hey I'm the anon who my doctor told me I was underweight and holy shit y'all were RIGHTpnetu butter smotohei
>>546083652I legitimately do not see it. If another pic gets posted I'm willing to take my word back maybe it's just the angle.
>>546083797>>546083797>>546083797
>>546083708no im average weight and ashamed>>546083762glad it helped
>>546082726God I love boobs so much.I cannot begin to describe my obsession with them.Imagine how soft and warm they must be.The pressure in her cleavage alone would send me to the ER .Boobs are KING.
>>546083882Fave used to love boobs until they finally felt boobs and were extremely underwhelmed. Getting a tit job didn't feel good either.
>>546082928He's pure darkness and doesn't have a real world counterpart. That's what he was going to tell Susie before he was interrupted, that he can't go to the festival with her even in Kris's spacious pants hole because there is no real Ralsei. We know from Tenna that Darkners have memories as objects from the light world and there's no reason Kris's headband couldn't go to the festival, so it's the most logical explanation.
>>546082958People should apply this attitude to shipping instead like the "romspec" (romantic speculation) threads on the Homestuck forums. It was funny as fuck when people tried to solve shipping like a puzzle to prove that Dirk and Gamzee would definitely hook up.
>>546084152Thats why you either stick to 2D or huge boobs
>>546084152made it worse for me but I've got problems brain
