Total Despair EditionTournament in two weeks?Congrats Soriz and Gran(ex) on their victories.Patch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=n9yk6vwrucj9Meg guide:https://youtu.be/Cs9PNrfOKb0?si=ijQouwyeJyPqW-k2 [Embed]>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Meg, Lowain, Cagliostro>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>545933636
OUGI
I killed the game
>>546068704You got an artist name for this one?SauceNAO doesn't find anything and Google doesn't even recognize the Sheep...
Dwagon for season 3
i luv sheep
>>546069237And your main?>>546069345And she's dressed like a slut because?
>>546069237mr pilnas..
>>546069331google image search has been dogshit for a long time now
>>546069441google in general is pretty much unusable
>>546069631why did things turn out this way
>>546069331https://x.com/Watm9mlz3VV3QeP/status/1929231974906077509
>>546069345Granted
>>546069727I'm going to blame indiansactually, if we have a repeat of the '30s but the guy blames indians for everything instead of joos i am voting for him
>>546069784Thanks friend.That's a long ass, unwieldy user name, holy fuck.
I don't want to hear any bitching about zoners when slidenigger exists
>>546069382Her tail is too fat
>>546069784>hmmm, I'm an artist on social media. What is a good handle to get people to know me?>Oh, I know just what>Watm9mlz3VV3QeP
Ferry is broken because she makes all the blood rush to my penis
>>546068020The only wisdom I can offer you is that the people that are really good at this game/genre aren't usually the brightest or most well adjusted people out there, so I'd advise you extra hard to not attach your self worth to the game. But yes, I do realize you want something and not being able to reach that something is frustrating.
>>546068020When I'm in this kind of mindset, I think the main problem is that I'm thinking,>I'm a bad playerrather than>I'm playing badly.Playing badly is something you could adjust, but being bad would be inescapable, since it's a character judgment rather than a judgment of actions. So the character judgment on yourself closes off the possibility for improvement and leads to despair, whereas playing badly is "other," it's something outside your identity that you could leave behind.Ultimately that's a mindset difference, if there's an objective all-seeing eye somewhere it probably knows the right answer on whether it's me, but for me either thought is plausible and it's up to me to pick.
https://x.com/fig249_soc/status/1987562708661903453Open this link for something very nice.I would just upload it directly here but the creator said not to reupload and I'm respecting their wishes.
>>546070532>it actually is nicewould eat out of something nice. very cool
>>546069868Indians aren't the ones pushing left wing politics and minimalistic tranny UI. Forcing AI into everything is probably them though.
>>546070532
>>546070715What the FUCK
>>546070532That is indeed nice.Except for the gold thingy on top. Yeah I know Galleon the Gold and all that but I fucking hate this trend.>creator said not to reupload and I'm respecting their wishes.even food is copyrighted now, we are done for.
>>546070763
Meet your season 3 guest
I'd eat Galleon.
>>546071149I actually stand up and get hit by this move
>>546070715not cool dude
>>546071149Wouldn't she literally, literally just taste like dirt?
>>546068923does anyone have that unbelievably cringe mspaint image of a guy at the edge of a cliff telling himself "someone has it worse than you" "suicide is attention seeking" etc etc.granblue fantasy versus vaseraga
>>546071446
>>546069727indians but also phone users were too retarded to use a search engine so google redesigned around them while intentionally sabotaging their own results for a number of other stupid reasons(ads, dmca, seo nonsense, and more unpleasantries)
>>546068064when are you gonna listen to my complaints
Well, it all started when I was eleven...
>>546070715based
>>546071098giving us a ff11 crossover would be amazingly on brand for an irrelevant horrible decision but also one i would personally enjoy
https://www.twitch.tv/aaroncurryVira on the tellyGet in here
>>546071583heh
>>546072725im so excited for the day there is a vira who isn't charchar, light or yuna on the telly
>>546069727google died when you stopped being unable to toss SQL queries in it for security reasons. now we have zero ways to make the search more precise so having an ai "search" for you with shit reliability ends up being the better option for obscure stuff
>>546072449I look like this
Anila's command jump is now about roughly as annoying as fwip.
>>546072725holy shit yoru is destroying this wilnas
https://www.twitch.tv/aaroncurry>click on the link in the prev threadfucking 2b vs wilnasof course
do I root for wilnas or 2B?
wilnas
but wilnas is just as cancerous as 2b...
>>5460740192b for drama purposes
I like how Yoru enters and wins every weekly now so everyone gets to see him play lots of sets
not even close, wilnas has broken damage2b has broken anything but damage
Yoru is a top 3 rising player and it's not up for debate.
Also I'm tran-Eh whatever I don't feel like it anymore. The game is too ass.
>>546070423Mindset doesn't matter. Results are the cause and mindset is the effect, not the other way around. Top players are the biggest whiners and pussies.
I should really stop hopping on this game at like 9 at night
>>5460748539 is not late
>>546074761Works on my machine.
>>546075035It isn't but it is when a lot of good players are online so I can't get easy wins.
I need to sex this
>>546075832SYEXXXXX>>546075685nyuck
>>546075276how many gemmies are you runnin
fox toes on the telly
>>546075276quit matches before losing
>>546075276pick 2b or seox and you can beat anyone
>>546076148seox takes skill. he has no HP
>>546075832Nyoooo you'll start the melties again>>546076053Nyo that's bad mkay
>>546076148i cant beat anybody on seox
>>546076373He's the more successful version of Abel
>yuel player spends entire match spamming jL>leaves the room before the set ends>refuses to elaborate
Some anon warned me about OJ Simpson's ghost haunting Granblue and to stay away from him. I'm glad the people here look out for each other
>>546076618I just think the pose she makes is funny
>>546076618playing vs luci is fucking cringe. they all play the same with backdash f.M mash or jumpscare 623L/214xit's so aids
>>546076618fox are you okay
kitasan black on the telly
>>546076765bread's most ambitious commission so far
>>546076727GIVE PRAISE
>foxfraud just straight up rage quits against lucipathetic
>>546076840
>>546076937I don't get it, he was winning before he started trolling
blade level 5 prepatch luci wouldnt stand a chance against today's metasame with niia 1.1. you dont know 1.1 compared to 1.0? sigh newfag newfag newfag...that was when she could wake up DP but not combo off of it and that was a legit nerf/compromisesigh, go ahead..reply to me...i am all knowing so i like the challenge
>>546077361outfoxed
>>546077584how can i get you to bounce on my fiver crazy style
>>546077584What does it feel like to hold the hand of someone you love?
>>546077584nigger
just cleaned my bed/livingroomsurely this will fix my depression
>>546077759FUCK
yuel buffs when? :3
>>546077943INTERLINKED
>>546077584*punches you in the arm**you get a bruise**you start losing feeling in your fingers**the bruise was so bad it cut off blood to the rest of the extremity**your hand falls off** I take it and use it as a tool to get things that fell behind my fridge*
>>546078102Grand Bruise!
>>546077923One step at a time. Good work anon
>>546077948-Tail size increased 50%-Down+Taunt makes Yuel eat a kebab to recover 10% health
diet and exercise
>>546077584luci maybe, nier i respectfully disagree
backdashing throws turns my penis into the big penis
>>546079104
>>546079104that's weird, for me it's just women
ggs narm i think i knew i should have dropped galleon for djeeta probably
>>546077584luci would definitely stand a chancenier would definitely stand more than a chance>6533465t445775nice fucking manual filename randomize attempt that you typed yourself on your keyboard looking like a retard who doesnt know how the site works
>>546079041imagine getting killed by autocombo overhead...
I only read nier posts if nier is making a funny soi face or if she is eating the poopoo
>>546079525For me it's anons using Nier kigurumi
>>546079086it's crazy how hard being dehydrated fucks with youwhy does having no water make you depressed, sleepy, and want to curl up and do literally nothing instead of... getting up to seek water???
>>546079961>whywe are 70% water
>>546079086Wilnas killed the game but saved our Kizzingtons from poor health.
>>546080043So we're 30% food and when I'm hungry my body tells me to get out of my chair and walk to the store
Wilnas chibi partner is unironically great.Prevents me from getting angry when I lose.
I'm starting to think I'm too hard on myself.
>>546080419I’m starting to think I’m too hard on for you
>>546080258For me, it's my mom Rein or my mom Metera
Wilnas killed Yoru
I wish
>>546080809Wilnas killed (You)
Armpit tierlist?
>>546079665GGs. She's neat, but I can get her style just not clicking with a lot people.
>>546080507holy shit, are you me?
Just got anti-aired by a raging strike
>>546081813How're you feeling right nowAlso Yorufraud just frauded the ever living shit out of Insurgent
>>546081182Ferry is S tier
Want to see something fascinating that is on Twitch's front page
>>546081813I always found it funny how this made anons unreasonably mad
>>546082313no I do not want to look at anymore freaks of nature. keep it to yourself
>H Rock Smash>Opponent presses and beats anything I do other than literally only specifically 2MThis character sucks and this game sucks
>>546082313last time I regretted it so no
>>546082446Can you hold of your curiosity? https://www.twitch.tv/alekgator
>Djeeta rekka corner carry is too toxic says Cygames so we must remove it>Also Cygames>The current state of slop and non-interactive spam is fine however and goes untouched patch after patchHonestly feel like the dev team is full of schizos.
>>546082625the dev team just hates gamera. they continually nerf his mains
>>546082558cool
>>546082876gamera is a good litmus test for which character is busted at any moment
No one join the lobby, it's haunted
>>546082313what is ithttps://www.twitch.tv/charlottemunster this?
>>546083146I wasn't going to, I hate every last one of you and the only reason I show up is so I can finally crush your hopes and dreams
>>546083079only bea was ever busted>>546083212that's amazing kek
You can't crush my hopes and dreams; I don't have any.
I fucking hate fighting SandalphonThey just fucking press whatever random button comes to mind and works no matter what
>>546083294>Djeeta>Bea>Versussy>Meg
>>546083146>Zeta'sTournamentResults.png
>>546083146holy shit they killed yool and now she's going to haunt the lobby forever...
Every time I play Beelzebub he feels Anila-like in that every single thing he does is completely mediocre and worse than my opponent's version of whatever I'm doing
>>546083503I want whatever patch you're playing in
>>546083503Fucking kill yourself
be nice to bubsggers
>>546083690And i want to live in this retard fantasy world the rest of you do where you can literally just let someone unisonic in your face 4 times in a row without pressing 2H and not be laughed out of the room
the lobby is barren
>>546082625>"Djeeta rekka corner carry is too toxic says Cygames so we must remove it">Also Cygames>"We are now slowly giving everyone else full corner carry without raging chainFTFY
>>546084465>press 2H>it was the medium version>lose 30% of my health for trying to anti-air him because that version fucking combos nowKILL YOURSELF
>>546084661THE MEDIUM VERSION IS THE VERSION YOU'RE ABLE TO 2H BECAUSE OF THE DELAY HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING STUPID ABOUT THIS CHARACTER
>>546084639issa 12am
>>546085097>BUBZ JUMPS>PRESS 2H>IT WHIFFS BECAUSE HE STAYED IN THE AIRFUCK YOUFUCK YOU MANKILL YOURSELFFUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DOWNPLAYING PIECE OF SHIT
>>546085475I'm sorry you're this retarded anonI can see it causes you a lot of unbridled seething Sorry I made you cry by bringing up the big scary mid tier man that gets literally no results and nobody plays but is secret top tier because you're so fucking retarded
Wait, do you guys NOT have a one button special that beats every air approach in the game?
>>546085787I EXPLAINED HOW IT WORKSTELL ME HOW I'M WRONGTELL ME HOW I'M FUCKING WRONG GO ON FUCKING TELL ME TELL ME
wow he's really madis this the caggot who was screaming about Bea?
>>546086208Listen you dense motherFUCKER2H ONLY GOES SO HIGHIT CAN'T HIT THE PEAK OF THE JUMPBUBZ PRESSES 214M AT THE PEAK OF THE JUMP2H WHIFFSIF YOU DELAY THE 2H TO TRY AND PREDICT THE 214M HE DOES THE H VERSION OR A NORMAL JUMP-IN AND KILLS YOU WITH THATYOU CAN'T ANTI-AIR HIS 214M DIVEKICK AND HIS 214H DIVEKICK AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TIMINGSAND THIS WASN'T A PROBLEM WHEN THE M DIVEKICK COULDN'T COMBO AND WAS JUST A LOW-REWARD BAIT BUT NOW HE GETS A FULL COMBO OFF EITHER OF THEMTHIS IS THE PROBLEM THAT PEOPLE HAVE WITH HIS DIVEKICKIF YOU HAVE A COUNTERARGUMENT THEN JUST SAY IT DIRECTLY
Unisonic is an anti anti air
I should make an alt in C rank, do nothing but unisonic and see how high I can climb since it's unpredictable, unstoppable offense
>Main villain of the entire franchise>Boss of the most popular character in the franchise>Main story is actively killed just so we can see more of this character and those related to him>Make him bad on purposeI dont get it...
>>546086114I do with 50 meter…
>Oh no, not a full Beelzebub combo, that's like... 30-40%!!
>>546087465REFUTE IT >>546086973
Learn the matchup.
>>546087862Have you tried pressing 2h at the right time or dping
>>546087189this but ironically
>>546087189this but unironically
>>546088572>at the right timeThere is no "right time," he can change it>DPingMy DP goes as high as my 2H
ohOhhhhhOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>546089090>0bpbut 18k is nuts
>>546089090Do this on an Abel with 3 bp
>>546089149Me when my opponent empty neutral jumps in the corner and doesn't block
>>546089278It only deals 12k
>>546089389Sad
>>546082512Bro your plus frames?Bro your plus spirit?
>>546089413Now if I can get him to burn 2k first...
>>546083503>he feels Anila-likeThis is no longer an insult
Imagine complaining about bubs when beatrix exists.
>>546087189You'd get far enough to depress even yourself
GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>546089954she’s so cute bros
You can tell it's a caggot that's bitching because Bubs doesn't have to play her stupid little traps into down back or spear game. It's always the caggots that bitch about unisonic the most.
cag bubs is 3:7, valid complaint
Any time I run into a Beatrix player, my day is ruined. Even if I win, I still feel angry after the match anyway.I can't help it... I just fucking HATE AYA HIRANO
Give me a jolly ranchers tier list. You guys will argue over anything
I legit have not seen a Beatrix player in ranked for a week.
>>546090352This should unironically be a weapon skin for Siegfried.Galleon herself uses a fucking cat so why not?
>>546090317they all taste the same, the difference is just in your head because of the colors
>>546090317grape is the best flavor and green apple is shit
can't wait for her she will be glorious
>>546090317Watermelon is the best, the rest are boring but grape is especially shit
>>546090872>grape is especially shitFT10?
>>546090594Are you thinking of jelly beans?You'd be wrong anyway but less wrong at least.
>>546090938At reset
>>546091159region?
>>546091231NA
>>546090317i don't know what that isI remember being asked by a burger if I ate mac n cheese with a spoon or a fork to which I replied with 'neither' because we don't really eat that here but she understood it as me eating it with my hands
>>546091278I'll be busy at the usual NA hours during then. Fight me on Wednesday
>>546091354okay
>>546082512I'd get it if you complained about 214H or 236M but H rock smash is +4. It even has a really short recovery so I like whiffing it on purpose and pressing anything to counter my opponent trying to take back his turn.
How do I anti-air as Charlotte?
>>546091659I'll try to update you if I can't make it.Prepare to be proven wrong.
>>546091882Trick question, Charlotta should never be on the ground long enough to try.
>>546091286>I remember being asked by a burger if I ate mac n cheese with a spoon or a fork to which I replied with 'neither'All you had to do was say "I don't eat mac and cheese" and it would've ended there. Instead, you wanted to be witty and faceplanted for it.
New Ruria just dropped.
>>546092264just awful
>>546092264Who is the fanfic character on the left
Do not twitter search "Wilnas" right now
>>546092264I'm a big fan of brunette/black hair and blue eyes.
>beat GM rat >he deranked back to gold master>Rematch?No...I got what I want. Begone from my sight, gem dispenser
>>546092738Based.Impeccable taste.>>546092552Terrible post.
>>546092802>not sandbagging the next match to get him back up to GM and then beating him againBro your gem farming optimization?
>>546092264awful coal hair
>>546083212im gonna fucking vomit
>>546092264we should have gotten monika
>>546083212
>>546092126I was supposed to say 'neither, we don't eat that here' but I got cut off after the neither and just left at that
>>546091286why do you hate mac and cheese...? main?
>>546083212>Tattoos>Face tattoosI'm gonna vomit, she could be a 4'7 draph and not even that could salvage her
>>546094574
>>546094574not even a top 15 seiyuu
>>546094931t. bassist
>>546095024I agree, Aya Hirano a shit.But now I'm curious: list top 10 seiyuu.
as if she would fuck any of you fat balding virgins here
>>546096068t. roastie
I think fat balding virgins are cool...
>>546096329thank you bikky however this will not get you any buffs
I got my ranked points backIt took me eight hours to break even again, ruining my entire dayDidn't even make progress, I only broke evenI don't feel any accomplishment and I don't feel like I learned anything, my self-worth has dropped
I've played ranked for like 5 days and I'm at almost 4k gemswhat the fuck is this struggle larp
>>546096465Anon, the gem mines are not worth it
>>546096465you will find your gm pinata any minute now
>>546096580shut up genehaver
>>546096580we get it you play beatrix
>>546096580We're talking about Master rank, not C Rank.
>>546097713I reached master in a day lol
>>546099058No you didn't.
Desu... I feel very dizzy...
>>546100427Here, kill some npcs to replenish your energy
i luv u guys or something
EX mom for season 3
>>546103076>implying there'll be a season 3>implying we'll get more EX characters>implying the Ilsa patch won't just turbo buff Lowain, Metera and Vaseraga as FKHR's last "fuck you" to the playerbase
https://x.com/SSBFC_Xerom/status/1987913140785308113
>>546103717>monacar>nanachi>kokkoro partnerBased
>>546103717nice mousepad sir
>>546103717i had to stand up and applaud
>>546103717>yool bullying clip in the related tweets below
>>546103717
>>546103717but he's been jobbing lately and only recently started shilling these?nyoticing
>>546105275Punished Untoten denied his superjump j.L...
Zetter.
>>546111923Sending Teio to the glue factory
https://x.com/satoshiixrd/status/1988107264516125082
>>546113061They should introduce a patch that causes the game to delete itself if you play Lowain
>>546113061>blue nier with an eel hatdeserved, based lowain
>>546113061>parry that can combo in the corneryou don't hate this character enough
>>546115282What about that character who can combo off their parry while they are in the corner and get a corner-to-corner combo?
>>546116061Zeta's parry is retarded but she's nowhere as bad as Lowain's entire moveset.
>>546112934Delete that
>throw 27 stars with 13 spike balls mixed in>can't even strike throw because every single hit instance is only like -2 with about 20 frames of throw invulnerability >no chip damage from either my items nor my normals>all buttons are worse than theirs, either form a frame data or conversion perspectiveI love this character but what do I actually do with her?
>>546117685Nobody's 5U does chip damage, exiting blockstun has the same amount of throw protection for every move. Stop being a snowflake and learn to play the game.
>>546117685>>can't even strike throw because every single hit instance is only like -2 with about 20 frames of throw invulnerability????????????
>>546117685There's not much to do except spam the items and hope for the best. Only in here will you find people acting like Rat is not complete garbage. Don't feel bad about it.
>>546117906>Nobody's 5U does chip damage
>>546117906>Nobody's 5U does chip damageI know but other 5U's are generally not this fucking garbage. Probably the closest to useless 5Us is Siegfried's and not only is it arguably better it's also attached to a better character.>Stop being a snowflake and learn to play the game.I'd like to think that I learned how to play the game but my choice of wife just doesn't seem to hold up. Now give me useful advice or admit to being carried?
>>546118460>Probably the closest to useless 5Us is Siegfried's and not only is it arguably better it's also attached to a better character.Sieg's 5U is actively detrimental all of the time instead of being detrimental occasionally with a warning in the UI.>Now give me useful advice or admit to being carried?Run strike-throw with the plus frames from your 5U.
>Only in here will you find people acting like Rat is not complete garbage.you know rat players are pedos because the retarded persecution complex they have is identical
>>546118881The difference is that pedophiles are actually persecuted though, they are one of the most hated and reviled people on earth.
>>546118881Rat is garbage, but she's garbage in Rising, and that means that she is still absolutely able to win and viable. She's not "broken garbage" like in some other, older fighting games where balance was a myth.
>>546118765Ft10 me?I either win and can call you a faggot or I lose and can ask for advice...I seriously am trying to improve, man...
>>546118975>pedophiles are actually persecuted thoughI mean you aren't wrong... BUT are they prosecuted for the wrong reasons?
>>546119347I gotta write my thesis, I've already put it off several times to play World of Warcraft and now my deadlines are far too close to comfort.
>>546118881There is no need to be upset that Vikala is factually is bottom 1 anon.
>>546120210Understandable, I appreciate the reply instead of just ignoring me or calling a ratpedo.
>>546120383But my character is bottom 1 and I don't play Vikala...
>>546120715And who is your character?
>>546120715We know cagbro
>>5461208012B
>>546120801desuless Nier
>>546119347i lvoe the rat
>>546121962Ya wanna fight for a bit?
>>546122690Why does the rat bleach herself?
beato
>>546123649It's about as psychological as japanese media gets.Ther actual hair color isn't as important as anime youtubers might make you believe.
>watch some high level replay>see do some cool stuff on airborne/wall-bounce opponents>never be able to recreate the situation to actually lab itMaybe they are just so good that they came up with that on the spot at some point, but find it hard to believe. I wish I was better at using the training mode.
>>546125079can you post a timestamp so we can help you?
>>546125390why did they make this so needlessly eroticif you ignore that it slightly looks like she's taking a shit/piss
>>546125212Thanks for the offer, very kind. But no need.I'm in the discord of that particular player, just gotta ask them directly.
>>546125503>spoilerI don't understand how this makes it any less erotic
seggs with zikalor
>>546125503Girls taking a piss IS erotic
>>546126037It's really not, it's gross.
>>546126261squirting is piss. you don’t find women’s orgasms hot?
>>546126037Knowing that Vikala's normal outfit is basically just a schoolgirl outfit i fshe took odd the blazer is so fucking hot.I'm really not into pee stuff or whatever but I'd drink hers, unironically
Can you EUpedos be normal for just a single fucking day?
https://x.com/YoruSenseii/status/1988092009933140098>most of the time the connection is good>he literally just gets shit for playing 2Bwtf is wrong with americans? learn the MU and beat him instead of whatever this shit is
>>546127743I hope people here are smart enough to realize these people are just mad they lost to Yoru and looking for an excuse
>>546127743>2 rollback 100ms>good connectionlmaaooooo spic
>>546128825>Cherry picks the replays for specific milliseconds when the connection is good>Still couldn't find enough without rollback to fill 4 panels of a twitter post
>>546117906plenty of 5u do chip damage my nigga what are you smoking
>>546129276Name three.
>>546119347i will ft10 you but only after i get back from my trip to the grocery store.
>attempt to make humoresque post about sex with underage rat girls from my phone>captcha gets denied>get a call form an unkown number immediately afterwardsI just want to let you guys know, I'm not suicidal. At least not enough to go through with it anytime soon.
>>546129564Grimnir, Grimnir, Grimnir.
>>546130414His 5U doesn't do any damage at all, let alone chip damage.
>>546130538avatar belial if you want to get exlusively into it having to be 5u and not 6u
>>546130538Yeah, but is it minus on hit and punishable on block 90% of the time?
>>546130934It doesn't deal any damage so can't answer the first one, but it's absolutely punishable on block.
>>5461288252rb and <180 is fine
>>546131065Is dutsloop that unreliable?
>>546131260t. soriz main
>>546129564ferryavatarcag big rockdishonorable mentions to yuel and grimnir
>>546131338That isn't 5U, 5 isn't a direction. This is his 5U. Pretty sure it's punishable regardless of what he cancels from, though it might be safe if the seal he's jumping to is far behind him.
>>546129932I'm still/again lurking.Let me know if you really want to play.
>>546131651Does Avatar laser deal chip damage? Because pact doesn't count as it's a follow-up move to a special, like Sieg command grab or Eustace throw bait move.
>>546131636anything under 9 rbf is perfectly fine
>>546127743there's no mu to learn his toon is just that broken
>>546132141>toon*champion
>>546132000Not that anon but will you spar with me? I'm D rankAsia server btw
>>546132080laser definitely chips and kills. i swear zeta did as well but she must have been stealth nerfed and nobody noticed.
>>546131898Oh, yeah, my bad. His 5U is punishable.I was thinking of his 6U. Which is safe and infinitely better. You got me.
>>546132249*Hero
is this true chat
as long as the connection is stable and nobody is using a potato:up to 110ms = good connection110-150 = noticeable but playable150-180 = really pushing it. ok for casual games, but zoners and characters with teleports become insufferable. beelzebub zone.180+ = bad connection
>up to 110ms = good connectionyep i take seriously only under 110ms
>>546132257Sure, let's hope the connection isn't too bad.Room PW is gbvsg.
>"Out on an errand? How reliable."
>>546127743Just scrubs crying. Based Yoru.
>>546133012Why is she in Silent Hill Piss Edition
i know ranked is dying but i really wonder when the onlines will start losing playersimagine entering just to fight some laggy freak on lowain or 2b
>>546133221Refer to >>546126037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b19DFSurkCM
>>546133012I'm inside the room btw, I'm the rabbit monster
>>546119347are you EU or NA?
Ok I did nothing but mash Unisonic against an S ranker with 300 games whose entire profile was crying that he was too stupid to play Narmaya and he>Ran out of the way>Anti-aired>Jumped to air-to-air me>Blocked>Jumped out of the waySo if that guy can do all that in a single game I genuinely don't understand how you can be retarded enough to have 6000+ games and have such an issue with this move that you sperg out and live in fear of this mid-ass character.
>>546134029most retarded post itt in the history of tt even
>>546134029And how does this not make it a bullshit safe on plus move?
>>546134029...
Ok I did nothing but mash Unisonic against an EVO champion with 3000000 games whose entire profile was crying about charlotta and he>pissed his pants>shitted his pants>got perfected 20 times>told me that bubs is banned at evo
>>546133563thanks bread
>>546134029i can't anti air after 30000 gamesi am beyond retarded
THUNDABARDO
>Spotdodge>Enemy hits me first>Opponent wakes up>close lights me>Opponent drops combo and mashes light>hits my wakeup perfectly>Literally any time we stand still near each other>Their button instantly materializes on the exact frame I pressI'm so fucking tired of these retarded fucking gene comparison contests
>>546135387You absolutely can.
>>546135516bro just press buttons faster
>>546134029Truthnuke. Unironically. Proof: no one can respond seriously to this post.
AANP
>>546135516>Opponent drops combo and mashes light>hits my wakeup perfectlyThat's usually a frame kill and is supposed to catch you mashing
>>546136113My S rank opponents are not doing frame kills
>>546135516>i spot dodge their 66L>i eat 70%>they spot dodge my 66L>i eat 70%>i brave counter>they kill me on their wake up>they brave counter>they kill me on my wake up>i do stagger pressure>get mashed out on immediately>they do stagger pressure>i can't play>play patiently and wait for a chance to take my turn back>get perfected>run at them like a gorilla so they never get their turn back>get perfectedi just don't have it
Yes but are you an attractive person?
could someone please explain what gran is supposed to be good at without posting a png of his sweep?
>>546136937I would never have installed this game in the first place if I was.
>>546137007big damage good footsies good defense
>>546137083Just get a fresh cut bro
Thanks for the matches, new Versusianon.I'm really not all that great at this game myself so I unfortunately can't give you all that much advice but I noticed you mash A LOT and also do a lot of jump ins whenever your auto combo or skills don't work out which is very exploitable in this game especially.I'd recommend you to try and sit back during your matches and only try to land a single combo which you practiced in training mode whenever your opponent does something unsafe.I'm afraid this advice might not be very useful if you are new to this genre, like I said I'm not great at giving advice, but I hop you stick around and I would love to see you improve.
>>546137007Insane buttons, insane damage, no weaknesses.
>>546137007He's got sick dance moves on his SBA
>>546137307A good 101% of this playerbase is balding, and severely too.>>546137007>without posting a png of his sweepYou realize that even a single move can break or make a character, right?
>>546137007his 2M is +ob
>>546137007>what gran is supposed to be good atThe two hottest characters in the franchise [spoiiler] Yuel and Vikala[/spoiler] are desperatly addicted to his dick.
>>546137743>[spoiiler] Yuel and Vikala[/spoiler]
>>546137615doesn't feel like it
>>546137845My keyboard is broken and sometimes inputs letters twice...
>>546138041ctrl+s bwo
>>546137980you've never had a gran run up and 2M 2M 2M 2M bootslop into 80% you?
>>546138102I had no idea...That makes things so much easier...
>>546138196No, never onceand i dont see how they would with how stubby it is and how far it pushes you out
>>546138041>>546138547worthless bitch
Why are Nier posters so cocky? They're so annoying. Can someone explain it to me?Asking to better understand myself, hehehehe.
Is there a single thing Sandalphon does that isn't plus?
>>546138603Please be mice
>>546137307
>>546138979>heheheheI'll explain it as soon as you stop typing like a sissyfag.
leave the rat alone
>>546139298Fucking kek, saved for whenever I read that shit online.
>>546133832>>546119347hellooo? ratard?
>>546137389No worries, and yeah I tend to do those stuffs since I don't know what to do for everything except to damage my opponent ngl.My combo route is the XXX+214X+U so yeah
i'm so fucking sick of MegI'm sick of her fullscreen 66LI'm sick of her fullscreen sweepI'm sick of her easy bake combos where she can vomit all of her specials off every touch because she corner to corners you off any hitI'm sick of her having Percival-tier normals and Beatrix-tier movement speedI'm sick of pressing DP into her flip specials and getting hit anyway for reasonsI'm sick of having to skip her minute-long introI'm sick of her retardedly long SSBA where half of it is just fucking pngs
>>546139126you are not funny, your catch phrase is getting old, you are not even ok at the game and you keep making retarded pussy postswhat is your worth?at least write a post that is not fucking predictable as fuck>please b-be micethat shit is over a year oldbtw i only made this post >>546139363 you cant control me
is there a secret to buffering 66l how do some people use this shit so fast after other buttons
>>546139298
>>546139865only valid point here is the lame SSBA with the pngs
>>546139728I was playing against our new Verussy baka.I can play again in an hour or so if you want.Also, I'm EU but I personally don't care about bad connections.
>>546139298is this dude ukrainian or russian
>>546139865i'm sick of her power woman grunts and yells and her shark thing going SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK everytime it attacks like yes i get it it's a fucking shark not a fucking pokemon
>>546139976they are using a cheatbox controller
>>546139976The dash macro. If you're not using it you're gimping yourself.
Why Wilnas damage so fucking hurts?
>>546139920you are off your meds
>>546140271her... what...???
>>546140291i use the dash macro, mostly for neutrali genuinely have a higher success rate using 66 instead of the macro for pressure and combosthats why im wondering if im missing something about the timing or whatever
>>546140464...is what they say when they can't argue against facts
>>546140176just wanted to know ur regionunfortunately i cant play with you>but I personally don't care about bad connections.yeah because you haven't experienced monkey-europoor connection, i get 666 ms and 666 rbf to eurosriphope you can get a sparring partner to train with and stop being an earless rat
SHAAARK!!! XDSHAAAAAARRK!!! XD*backdashes*LOOK AT ME!!! I AM A DYKE!!!SHAAAARK!!!! xd*backdashes twice*
>>546139757NTA but if you play Versusia, you can just do autocombo -> any H special -> c.M -> any H special -> c.M -> any H special in the corner, she's fairly easy to combo with for a beginner.
>>546140507
>>546140271>her shark thing going SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKSharks are based, though.
tranny
>>546140712anila says this
Same~
>>546140870>c.M -> any H special -> c.M -> any H specialNeed to note this part, thanks
having a trans gf is a requirement for my mental health
>>546140712SHEEEEP!! xDSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!! xD*66Hs*LOOOOOK AT ME, I'M SLEEPY BUT ACTUALLY IT DOESN'T MATTERSHEEEEEP!! XD*66Hs into full corner to corner with huge damage*
>>546140956You look like this.
>vtrooneralright nuke this thread like its tel-aviv and start over
meg should have Mari go DYYYYYKEEEEE instead
>>c.M -> any H special -> c.M -> any H special>Need to note this part, thankskek'd really hard
Goonelleon.
>>546141692Now this is a good galleon
>>546141179
>>546141309Share some of your Nier trans girlfriends with us, Swizzle
Fags get burnt to a crisp in hell
Wait is it just the most recent expansion or is Shadoba actually just Grub Card Game now
>>546142176thank God cumming inside kou is not gay
>>546142286recent expansionbut it shares the same mario party feeling of nothing ever mattering just like grub
>>546141473>>546142380These posts were made by the same person, don't ask me how i know
>>546142701Wrong.I speak for every MeGOD and we all love vtubers, who are real women with boobs and vaginas, not gay shit.
...
>>546141218Yeah. The only thing to worry about is that H Nimbus might whiff if they are too high.
i hate holobronies so much its unreal
>>546143418Meg players are like that.
nier looks way cooler with her hood up
>>546140262>is he slavic or slavic
i am slavic and you never figured it out
>>546142701das gawdlikeanyone else I'm supposed to be?
>>546143597
>>546142661So Gran's the captain, but who's the quartermaster on the Grand Cypher?
i hate nierbronies so much it's unreal
>>546144224The two Jews I would presume.
>>546139126i ate mice
>>546144248You're a pathetic Eustacecuck, who cares.
>>546144205For me it's the little ear socks on the hood
nobody good plays nier in this general
>>546144519Good as in being a good person, right?
>>546144619Yeah, the more skilled you are the more evil you are, that's the rule.
>>546144619No, the oppositeThere is no one good at the game
>>546144774all of the niers would crush you
What does being good at Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising even mean?
>>546144906yeah with their butts
>>546144380???
>>546144248>*GLUCK GLUCK MSSHLLRRP*Ew shut the fuck up faggot
>>546144906...by sitting on me rather than their rising skillsi owned all of them multiple times
I have never lost to a Nier in a thread tournament
>>546137389I need to lick Vikala's smooth hairless pits
>>546137007nothing, he's a mid shoto. his 2U is the only noteworthy thing about him. having "insane" (aka 5% higher than most of the other shotos) damage in this two toucher doesn't matter
>>546145665>conflict does not please me>constantly initiates conflict in the thread with abhorrent postswhat did nierposters mean by this?
>>546119347hello rat i am to do battle after eating my cranberry sandwich
>>546140609you cannot buffer dash attacks you just need to get good here
>>546137007>could someone please explain what gran is supposed to be good at without posting a png of his sweep?>could someone explain what two plus two equals without posting four?
>>546139976the buffer for the dash macro is only 2 frames for some reason
Did you know that rats can become pregnant again less than a day after giving birth?
>power went out 7 times in 6 minutesI love my life! I love my country! I love granblue fantasy versus rising!!!
>>546147785at that point, did it ever even come back? unplug your stuff from the power outlets.
>>546147895It seems normal now but that was the first time in 20 years that this has happened. Usually its once or twice with a few minutes of delay.
NO ONE LIKES VIKALA THE UNDERAGED PREGNANT RAT
>>546147705I would pump an unreal amount of children into Vikala’s womb
>>546148240how long do you think would the rat bleed out for if i cut off its head?
>>546147705I didn't know there was a cooldown for it at all actually, I've never thought about it. What's the cooldown for humans?
>>546148472Google it, retard
>>546148595No, I don't think I will.
>>546148472literally every google result says "its recommended to wait 18 months" and refuses to tell me the actual answer with one single quora page saying "idk 4-6 weeks maybe".why dont you tell me?
>>546148595>>546149090See, if I had googled it I would have just wasted my time without getting a clear answer, I'm glad I was clever enough to remain ignorant.
>>546149090>Google is hiding information to prevent people from reproducinglmao what the fuckit's probably something like the quora answer, you don't need to wait a fucking year to make another kid, my grandma pushed a baby after another and my mom has 7 brothers and sisters
breedable
>>546132000face me rat
Djeeta!DjeetaDjeeta...DjeetaDJEETA!You want to bring Djeeta?But what if herpenisgets in the way?It won't....Djeeta???Djeeta's penisDjeeta's penisYou want to bring Djeeta's penis?But what if her-It won't.PenisDJEETA!Djeeta's penisDjeeta's penis.Djeeta's PENIS?Djeeta's penis?DjeetaDjeeta...DjeetaPenis? I mean, Djeeta?What if her DjeetaGets in the way?How much did you tell her???Vyrn????How much did you tell her???Who?DJEETA!!!!!How much did you give her?Lyria???How much did you give her???Who?Good thing Djeeta's penis helped save the day!Thank god for Djeeta's penis!Djeeta
yup im thinking kino
>>546149661
>>546149661kill yourself
gran players are looking more respectable now
>>546149956>more>now
>>546149956just a matter of time before gran's pussy post is formed
>>546149090>literally every google result says>>546069631
You are trapped in a room with Eskeoof and stuck in a Nier costume. How fucked are you?
>>546149661absolute jitta
licking vikala's smooth pitskissing vikala's navelgroping vikala's soft buttfondling vikala's cute and tiny chestbreeding vikala's tight cunny
>>546150773Djeetuber
>>546150226I don't know why but I'm pretty sure deranged (literal) shit like this and other stuff like placentajobs or whatever make up a big part of fan art/works for Granblue compared to other franchises. Except maybe Sonic.
>>546150838finally a good post in this godforsaken general
>>546149661based, canon post>>546150838cringe, out of character, fanfic tier post
>>546149661kino>>546150838cringe
post some cunny to cleanse the thread
>>546152896me on the left having a nice time with anon in the lobbyme on the right name dropping that same anon
>>546153208
>>546153208you should definitely kill yourself if you are actually doing this
>>546153078
>>546153694this picture really rumbles my feathers
>>546153286
nierbronies
which nier gives the best rimjobs?
i am going to channel stinky's spirit and make a figure mode of the NA lobby
>>546154882if you forget to add me I’ll be sad
Where is stinky
Diaper's reading some shit ass google doc about how to be good at fighting games or some shit, if you desperately want to improve it might be worth a watch
>>546154882add me or else
>>546154882Is that the anon that made me just a pair of ears hidden behind everyone?
>>546155236I wonder if I should just ask for character+color+weapon in the thread or just do a base version then go updating with thread feedback>>546155507no, but I can do that for you if you tell me what animal ears you possess
>>546154882You will give up halfway when the game randomly crashes on you 9 times
Why is every nier poster mentally ill? Why are they so prolific?
My Ursula is looking a little different
>>546156114dead general so easy to notice
>>546156276she stole yool's...
>>546156114
>>546155794you can start by including everyone from NA tournament
>>546156276ursalero ursalamari dio mari ala
>>546154882put the cags and niers in the cuck corner
EU lobbytoons…
>>546157116>>546155794default granyellow cagwhite caggreen nierblue niereel hat nierdefault sheepthat sheep that uses all the colorsdefault bubsred ferryTHE charlottadefault lancedefault 2Bgreen sorizyellow foxblue? galleon
>>546157843our old ferry/perci/lunalu main… forgotten…
>>546157843>NA is full of fraudulent characters
>>546157843>galleoni forgot i dont have all characters...
>>546157843please add our SA Eustace he is an honorary NA bro
Add Io now
>>546156114The answer to both is unemployment and HRT
>>546159213she would probably be really beautiful if she let her hair down
>>546158393FerryGOD will come back when we least expect it
>>546159305nyes but twintails are still cute
>>546158498Creampie
Damn, should I go back playing Sieg?
>>546159725this is like 1000x times better damn, hardly even exaggerating NOW she can be in rising
>>546159750the seductress
>>546159305Io is always prettyBut twin tails are better than hair down.
>>546158708don't ever call me a burger again
>>546160085>But twin tails are better than hair down.in universe is that truewith hair down she actually looks like a woman and not a joke
>>546160085correct
>>546160193in no*
>>546160163what if he was calling you canadian or mexican?
>>546160934Everything south of America is just different flavors of mexico
>>546160934>mexicanbased>leafcringe
>>546161274>>leaf>cringebut bwick is canadian...
handholding sex with narmaya while brick commentates it
>>546161471Wouldn't have it any other way
handholding sex with brick while narmaya commentates it
>>546161637Wouldn't have it any other way
Wouldn't have it any other way with narmaya while brick sexes it
>>546161637>dub
NA, EU, SA it doesn't matter cause we use the open japan lobby therefore we are JapaneseHIROSHIMA
>>546148472>>546149090The refractory period is about 1.5-2 years for human women, it's about the minimum length of time needed to get a child off the tit in most parts of the world.IIRC the refractory period is actually sensitive to the amount of breastfeeding going on and will extend or contract based on whether or not you're breastfeeding.
>>546162109this guy fucks
>>546162109That is obviously false, there are siblings who are born within the same year so the actual cooldown can be only 3 months at most.
>>546162316>there are siblings who are born within the same yearName 5.
>>546091882[2]8L5Uclose h
>>546162607Matt & Jane.Tony & Toby.Sarah & Lily.Tom & Brandon.Samantha & John.
>>546162964thats 10, not 5you lost
>>546163045No, siblings is a plural, not singular. If I named just Matt, I would have named a person who is a sibling, but I would have named zero siblings. You need two people to have one siblings.
Sheep or Monkey?
>>546163431>If I named just Matt, I would have named a person who is a siblingBecause Matt is one person. Matt, Tony, Sarah, Tom and Samantha however, are all siblings of someone, even though not of each other5 siblingsyou lost
>>546163695No. If you have three people who aren't related to each other but have siblings, you have three people each of whom is a sibling, but you have zero siblings, because siblings are only counted up if they are related to each other.Also you asked me to name five but you never specified that I couldn't name more, so even if I accepted your incorrect use of the word 'siblings', I still did what you asked by naming 5 siblings and then naming 5 more.QED you lost.
>Watching gawdlike player>They get a HKD>They don't take the safejump>Decide to stand on the opponent and wait for them to wake up insteadWhyWhat's the plan
>people are talking about taking estrogenI'm in the wrong character discords.
>>546164268Which one
>>546164427bridget
>>546164080>because siblings are only counted up if they are related to each otherFalse. There is no such rule.By your own words, one person is a sibling, when you collect different siblings in a room what do you call them? Siblings.You lost.>but you never specified that I couldn't name moreIf an assignment asks for a 500 word text but you write 1000 words, you get big minus points. You lost here too.
>>546164268This happened to me when I joined the Cagliostro discord
>>546164152What difference would it make? A good player isn't going to DP your safejump because they know it's a safejump, so the end result is that you are heavily plus in their face, except you aren't as close because the jump-in normal will cause some amount of pushblock.
>>546164427You may be able to guess.
>>546160163why are you brown? whats is like being brown?
I want to KISS Marippe!
>>546164152to encourage wakeup U DP
>>546164627You can eat safejab beating U dps if you wait on the opponent on their wake up?Uhhh... Hello?
>>546164152Safe jab>but U DPi did previous safe jabs that ate the U DPs so this time he'll do it again and ill block
>try to safejab opponent on wake up>eat a DP every timeI don't have the gene
>>546164636post screencaps so that i can get mad at disgusting tranniesi love getting mad
>>546164152safejumps are memes if your character doesn't have a threatening airstall attack because a good player will be looking to fuzzy mash in that situation, not DP. and no, block button throws are easily defended against too - they're low risk but low reward and getting called out by a backdash hurts bad. standing on the opponent is way more threatening even if it's riskier and not BC safe for as long
>>546164849You can also eat the same U dp after they block your jump-in and you try to start your pressure.The situation is more or less the same whether or not you do your jump-in. You are heavily plus and next to them whether you just walk there or make them block a jump-in. Safe jumps (in this game) are only good against players who don't know that they are safe jumps.
>>546163608I love thembut if they add monkey I will main her
>>546165079>i love getting madbeing happy is way cooler though. have you tried doing that?
>>546165375ok, try making me happy, retard
>>546165193>grounded safejab>if you try to stay plus with c.l you risk losing to U DP>safejump>no matter what you do you will be plus???How is safejab better than safejumps
>>546164781Well she doesn't want to kiss you. She likes kissing GIRLS, specifically MEG.
>>546165503
>>546165025I get grabbed a lot trying that. Jabs are hard to manually time I guess.
>>546165764you failednow post those disgusting trannies talking about their disgusting trannyshit in a disgusting meg hugbox
>>546165560You are plus before the safejab, that's my point. The scenario of you just waiting the opponent to wake up so you can do something like c.L or throw them is no different from making them block a jump-in at point blank and then doing a c.L or throwing them. I guess wake-up might have a few more throw protection frames, I don't remember that of the top of my head which would make a jump-in technically slightly better, but then again jump-in loses to parries so you have to start mixing in empty jumps as well if they have one.
>>546165679I know...
>safejab>Get U dp>Pressure instantly ends>safejump>gigaplus>opponent has no choice but to hold itWhat is wrong with you
Mari is for my cock
Anyone have the vod for top 8 of that SOOP tournament?
>>546165503smoooch
>>546166141They are learning to fly...
>>546165560U DPs are memes and you should be glad if someone wasted 50 meter on them unless they're playing against a fraud that snowballs you off one knockdown. and in that case a safejump is not going to save you either, it makes you BC safe for one more move in exchange for taking away all the ambiguity about your press timing
>>546166092It's not safejab versus safe-jump retard, it's walking next to the opponent when they are down versus doing a safe-jump and then being next to them. The jab after your safe-jump is going to lose to U dp as well.>Opponent is down>Walk next to them>You are now gigaplus and can do whatever but they might U dp or use other defensive optionsVersus>Opponent is down>Do a Safe-jump which they block>You are now gigaplus and can do whatever but they might U dp or use other defensive options
>>546165679nothing a proper dicking can't fix
>>546166156i dont have the vod for top 8 but the actual gameplay is buried in the one labeled "GGST" https://www.sooplive.com/video/176563https://www.sooplive.com/video/176900GF starts around 2 hours in the second video. youtube did have vods of someone watching them though as well.
The real answer is that safejumps are too obvious since you have to actually jump to do them (duh), so the likelyness of a retarded doing wakeup dp on a safejump is virtually nonexistant (b-b-but i do tha- dont care)Safejab is on the ground where the opponent can do anything and you can't react to a safejump But of course you retards don't know nuance.
>>546166623Thank you.
I DP safejumps anyway because most of the time they aren't real safejumps
>>546166846dumb nierposter
>>546166141She's got that bimbo energy I love. Midriff, booty shorts with thong visible, dyed hair with visible roots...TRASHY. She wouldn't be texting you the next week getting all clingy like a disgusting Nier.
>>546166513Seems like the safe jump is better though, you get a chance to knowledge check them and if they pass that, your next option is auto-timed.
>>546166983my safejumps are real i just forget to hold back to block
>>546166513>The jab after your safe-jump is going to lose to U dp as well.retard
>>546167024she is a lesbian lol you are not doing shit, het-virgin
I don't do safejumps, I don't do safejabs, I don't attempt to crossup or side switch. I wait for my opponent to get up before continuing my offense because I have HONOR
>>546167180Safe jump is the better option. Which is why I'm asking why would a good player choose NOT to go for the safejump if they could. Makes no sense.
>HKD>safe jump while spamming the guard button to show you're not really taking this match seriously cause it's an easy win
>>546167319>she is a lesbianSo am I
>>546167180Sure, which is why I specified early on that safe jumps are good against players who don't know that they are safe jumps.>>546167380Because the good player is playing against other players who know what safe jumps are, so there isn't anything gained from doing them.
https://www.twitch.tv/khalil_
>>546167531Didn't you drop the game, SQ?
Fighting games are like MOBAs, the core of high level play is to not let your opponent play the game
>>546167319She has canonically dated guys, so clearly has no issue taking dick.
>>546167553>Good player>Playing against other players who knows what safe jumps are>Choose not to do safe jump>Other player notices its not a safe jump>Mashes U dp>WinsNot.Making.Sense.
>>546167731that was before her awakening
What does Mari's thong smell like
>>546167319canonically she rode dick but then got brainwashed by rabid leftism and became a dyke
I HATE old men.
>>546167806>awakeningmore like a trauma response
>>546168108Cagbros...
>Mari actually says "daisuki!" in their player 1 intro.Pretty based.
>>546167749Have you ever considered that they might go for a shimmy that will also block a U dp? Or just hard call it and block?I've explained this like three times already. The situation after the safe-jump is the same as the situation of just walking next to them. They can mash the U dp after they block the jump-in just as well as they can mash it on wake-up if you don't jump.
Mari killed the game
>>546168327the fuck that means, Takeshi?
>>546168367>Shimmy on wakeup>In a game with wakeup throw protectionRetard
>>546168507So you are just really bad at the game, huh?
>>546149661This is why people think futafags are gay btw
>>546168497It's an Easter egg reference to the Guilty Gear creator Daisuki Ishiwatari, who works at ArcSys.
>>546168758>think...they areIt's fucking 2025, there's no need to cope about this anymore.At the very LEAST they are bisexual.
>>546168758People think futafags are gay for the same reason they think traps are gay: because they are gay.
Marippe, though?Marippe saved the game
>>546168758>beautiful sexy djeeta's teenage girl body>hurr durr i dont want to fuck a perfect girl with a real vagina, add a cock i want to suck a cockbecause they are lmao
I'm not gay I just like gay sex
>>546169247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>546169247The average Wilnas-player.
>>546167024cringe, I only like trashy whores if they're pure of heart like Metera or Pig
>>546167319lesbians arent real
It's wrong to lust after your danchou
I like how if you press continue to get to the next round, you often accidentally summon Mari at the end of the match, just for her to cheer on Meg.
>>546169554mari is pure
>>546169750I ordered her plushie and you know what i'm going to do to it anon
Mari is scary...
>>546167629foxtoesonthetelly>>546168108
>>546169786Pure fucking puke covered garbage found at the bottom of a bar's trashcan when the Saturday morning comes.
>>546169217only now i realized there's one retarded mari in there
>>546169868
>>546168596>vaguepost insultnah I'm just not a shitter like you who thinks shimmies work in this gamehere's a hint lil pup, shimmies don't beat the most common method of teching.
>>546169868Sandalphon, please no
The girls in Granblue are whatever I want them to be.Cupitan is straight.Mari is straight.Gabriel is straight.They're all for me.
Narcissism.
sloplooks and makes no sense
>>546169965she's just like me...
>>546170284god put women on this planet for (you).
>>546170414The fox life...
>>546170464You're goddamn right
Fox life haver got meme'd on
>>546170414i think sieg needs sum buffs
lmao
Yuel buff my weiner
>>546170939fox trannies will do ANYTHING including sucking nigger cocks instead of learning to play
>>546171079>low tier asking for buffsAnd where is the problem, exactly?
Dragons are so cool...
>>546170712Computer, find me Versusia wearing mom jeans
>>546171243i see a cat tho
>>546171243the sex dragons
>>546171243yeah except for Wamdus
>>546171243they are massive dorks>>546171336>ewiyar... anon?
I also need a SFW Yuel pregnant picture to greentext shitposts with
I would an Ewiyar but not a Wamdus
day 18 of NNN I miss busting to fat anime tits I love fat anime tits so much bros
is it me or is Wilnas really fuckin cheap and braindead
That but Vira
>>546171378>>546171490imagine not wanting to sex this
>>546171668>day 18Anon...
>>546171668A shame.
watching EU onlines is like watch s++ ranks
>>546171393ancient chinese proverb say a cat is fine too
>>546171694Wilnas killed the game
>>546170712Words can not describe how badly I wanna be Gran's adopted step dad.
>>546171919EU onlines aren't the most stacked due to almost never having prize pools
Wilnas did irreparable damage to that one anon's asshole
I would sex that thing that looks nothing like Wamdus, yes. I would sex that thing with fat tits, a giant ass and taller proportionsBut I would not sex Wamdus
>>546171694yep
>>546172196fine. imagine not wanting to sex this.
hava unprivate your twitter thx
>>546171919not entering to play vs gimmickroons
i would sex the wamdus
>>546172385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhwTXBvet5Q
hava unprivate your hairline thx
>>546172385Pretty easy to imagine desu
>>546172479 there are only gimmick troons in eu, so your main is one as well
Dykes.
>>546172706not at all. my main is the honestest character ever made in the history of fighting game
Why does Wilnas have pushback on his dp that also happens to be minimally negative on block
>B rank comes to my cab, plays against me>bad connection, playable but not fun>beat him regardless>stand up, bow, do the sticker, and move around hoping that he finds someone else to play
>>546172803because charlotta doesn't have an annoying DP anymore so someone else must have it
>>546172803Nigga there is no fucking way you're actually crying about not being able to punish his dpBe fucking for real
>>546172801Mirri, lose weight
huh ohwilnas tranny melty
>>546172489>this creature has Kanna's voiceWhat the fuck, I didn't know that.I will now play your game.
>>546172801and that main is the queen of gimmicktroons 2b
>>546173186no anon please fucking don't, I didn't want to shill the game just to show you some extra wammyit's probably the worst game ever made
>>546173353its ok TObelial is a good card I heard
>>546173353Are you talking about Shadowverse or just regular Grub? Both?
TO is not a pedophile
>>546173738Shadowverse
>>546133053
>>546173793>TO is not a pedophilehe is based so that can't be true
I hate shotafags so much.
>>546173793do not read the secret messages he embedded in the early tournaments.
I love shotacons so much
>>546174115Vanebro btw not sure if it matters
>>546169659t. Chudzebub
>>5461741152Bsis btw, in case you were interested
>>546174185Vane protects the shotas from getting their dicks sucked by metera
I love straight shota
>>546174490Every time I've seen Vane fighting Metera he jobs so bad
>>546174490...hence why I'm a Vanebro? I love them so I "protect" them
>>546167553I don't think so though, because the other option just creates an opportunity for error that doesn't exist with the safejump and it's for no additional benefit according to you. Am I missing something here?
I sincerely hate your fetish.
>>546174185If Vane was a child Metera would never walk straight again
>>546174714based sikhander
>>546174714>t. never had a hot older sister figure in your lifesad
I don't have any feelings towards shotacons but I love shotaI fucking hate lolicons though they're only slightly less worse than bronies (when they don't overlap)I have mixed feelings towards loli itself
>>546168327>Shark friend>Marippe GF>High-tierI wish I were living the Meg life bros
>>546174714NOBODY CARES................................SIKHANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
>>546174619>>546174714Witchzeta is CUTEThe wrong Society member got the halloween costume
>I don't have any feelings towards shotacons but I love shota>I fucking hate lolicons though they're only slightly less worse than bronies (when they don't overlap)>I have mixed feelings towards loli itself
>>546170284>>546170464>>546170712I am the unique one. All things and people are my property, I have merely to attain power over them.
why does everyone avoid namedropping each other but you have no problems name dropping zeta anon like that. it's not like he's n**u, he's completely harmless and innocent besides posting that shit gif of the brown girl punching with 0 impact
Every single thread is spam of uuoohh plap plap bikky wife child tummy erotic monkey budding underage breasts but one in 5 threads has shotaposting and we have to watch this guy sperg and melt down every time
>>546174714This is how I feel when I see that one anon futaposting about Djeeta
>>546175191Because I allow it.
>>546175293amusing if anything same goes for futa
***hander would self insert as a young man.
Jiangshi for season 3
>>546175191I don't really know why he gets namedropped so much
>>546175459Siegheilnder is now masturbating because of that picture.
Mari cannon was the prototype for Arthur and MordredTrust the plan
CHAAAANSU
I command you. Bake it.
>>546176598imagine how heavy her tits are
>>546175293>nd we have to watch this guy sperg and melt down every timewhich guy? are you coping?
>>546176598It's just page six.
>>546176647That poor womanIf only there was some way I could relieve her of that burden
>>546176857There is but it's tough. It's a very hands-on job
>>546176598you arent gonna like my op image
>>546177104Oh my hands aren't gonna be what's working hard anon
Heh... workin hard...
>>546177262I got a good oneIf you're not baking already
>>545933686>dont worry i have big plans next time.waiting on this
>>546177625go ahead i was gonna shit it up with season 3 cast
>>546177903Come see my top tier OC in this thread;>>546177975>>546177975>>546177975>>546177975
