Waddling EditionPrevious waddles into: >>546056873 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books-Undertale Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Current whiteboard:https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86595711-4912-9214-Previous whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86591196-3572-3404-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg-Wanna change the font?>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
I am sorry to disappoint all the ladies and gentlemen that assumed that I was a girl, I only am a male with a passion art.
/UTG/ IS LOSING WEIGHT BEFORE CHAPTER 5!!!
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
>>546082958>deltarune theorists have an issue with treating the story like it's a puzzle and nothing moreUmineko is about something like that
>>546083797FATASS
>>546083027
Buttfucking Frisk (female)
i want sexo with krissu
Gamzee is the Knight.
the cycle continues_
if i am a 5'8.5 male, how much should i weigh
>>546083930art?
>>546084027That's a boy
>>546084068It depends what you're going for in life really like if you want to have sex in the butt you should be a little underweight or else it'd be gross but if you wanted to be the owner of a pizza shop you'd have to be a little overweight or else i wouldn't trust you
>>546084012you can tell by looking at them they're shitpantskris
>>546084068280 pounds (muscle)
>>546084214>if you wanted to be the owner of a pizza shop you'd have to be a little overweight or else i wouldn't trust youlmao
>>546084157and?
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
Fave might have body dysmorphia because they want to lose more weight despite reaching a steady 25 BMI
>>546084280To each their own i guess
>>546084214im laughing so hard>>54608432525 isnt that slim esp if youre a lady so its fine to lose more weight
>>546084325>might
Fave jerks off with petroleum jelly only because they learned about it from that scene in Grandma's Boy where the guy jerks off to Lara Croft.
>>546084450IDEK what that movie is des-ooh
fave only jerks off with panties on because they find skin to skin wet contact disgusting
>>546084027We know, December
fave has a BMI of 31 and wants to die
Fave has never orgasmed and never jerks off but gets horny all day
>>546084568we know noelle
>>546084648we know ralsei
>>546084608kressfag what's your bmi?
>>546084027>Kris (Forma de Bayonetta)
>>546084568>Jerks off>Panties
What ethnicity is Chara, Frisk and Kris?
>>546084914whatever you imagine (there is no answer)
Fave jerks off with their underwear on because their dick sticks straight up and they dont want to clean up their cum.
>>546083509Here, picrel>>546083523>you gotta get a calorie counting appYeah I have one, haven't used it much though. It's inconvenient, but I know that's not really an excuse.>>546083807Yeah no it's the angle, I do have a bit of tummy. Not much considering my weight, but still enough to where I really don't like how I look. The response has not helped lol. I fucking hate how I look, this stunt was a mistake. I wish there was a quicker way to not be fat, watching the pounds drop so slowly is disheartening and makes me wanna stick a gun into my maw.
>>546084912nta but shlicking off sounds gross and just doesnt feel right. im jacking my meat im beating off etc
>>546084914Chara is white and Frisk and Kris are yellow white like LEGO
>>546085015im gasterbating
>>546085086OUGGG IM ABOUT TO GASTERBLAST
>>546085004aw krisanon its ok most of the anons here arent like model thin. slowly but surely you will reach your weight goal. your cat is very cute and fluffy. older cat? he doesnt seem to be grooming himself well maybe its just his fur type though
>>546084914human
TWP Gaster
why are humans so wet
>>54608525370% water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdNjiyOJs4gWhat is the motif that plays at 7:05, or is it original to this fan's composition?
>>546085253Because it's raining somewhere
>>546085253need water
>>546084012you cannot be fucking serious
>>546085253Cause we’re full of water elementals dummy, didn’t they teach you that in magic class?
>>546085004You poop your pants. That cat probably has remnants of shit in it’s fur from being on the same surfaces as you
>>546084914Banana slug. Chara is actually yellow too, but Toriel put really gaudy makeup on their corpse for the open casket funeral.
>>546085253I think Susie would lick her eyeballs like an actual lizard if she had the ability to do so
>>546085391Temfag I'm coming for ya
>>546085301kris piano sevenfour
>>546085154Eh, thanks. I wish I was a shapeshifter so I didn't have to look like this. I get few chances to work out due to my job (work from home, desk job), which makes it harder. I do have a treadmill I really need to get into the habit of using. If any anons are Christian, please pray for me.Older cat. We got him several years ago. He always lays near me, guess he likes me more than my roomie. >>546084012Okay yeah now I'm double sure facedoxxing was a retarded idea.
>>546085482Then make a /utg/ meetup already I'm ready to throw down.
>>546085582Baltimore Convention Center. Meet me there. This Sunday
>>546085391>muay thaithe CHADDEST martial art
>>546085437this being a real possibility is so damn sad
>>54608474825
>>546085514Holy fucking shit you're right. That's amazing. They made it sound so fucking triumphant and epic.
I am looking for indie games that are similar to Undertale, Deltarune and Omori.... Something with great story, memorable characters, good music. Gameplay doesn't have to be great.
>>546085862OneshotNight in the WoodsOFF
Wasn’t chapter 5 supposed to release with 3 and 4?
>>546085693Nigga if you can honestly plan something like 2-3 weeks in advance and get a group of people ill actually come. I have to drive 3 hours to get to raleigh.
>>546085862The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
>>546085862just play VNs
Temfag are you off the meds again
>>546086057Nah I just got a high from excitement cus a fangamer artist posted new feet pics
how do I draw feetshoes too, make yourselves useful and point me to guides
>>546085862If you haven't played it, OFF and Mother 3
>>546085979Already played, great game!
>>546086197look up drawing tutorials and look up irl pics of feet to use.
>>546085940Yes but Toby FUCKED UP
>>546086197feet are hard to draw but i'm more inspired to learn shoes because painterfag does some beautiful ones
>>546086197You are not supposed to be drawing feet. You are supposed to be drawing hooves and digitigrade paws.
>>546086353I’d sell the souls of everyone in the thread to be able to draw like painter
>>546084286BattatQuest is going well. Already have some ideas for cutscenes written down and I already made a bunch of pippins sprites not shown here
>>546086524Very, very interesting anon. Can't want to see how it'll progress.
>>546086524can’t wait for the collab with noelle enclosure
>>546085985Already playing them since 2012
>>546086524Insane
>>546086524those are some cute sprites
I've decided I'm not gonna post here until I finally look sexy. See y'all later.
>>546086916see you tomorrow
>>546086916I got on zepbound and am doing my best to eat a high protein deficit and going to the gym but also I will continue to post here
fave is contemplating fat thighs
>>546086524Aaarrgghhh, and just now I was wrestling with my inner desire to make a pippins game despite my previous ventures into the medium being really stressful and ending up in me not learning anythingGood luck with Battat Quest
>>546086524This is so cool anon
>>546086524will you add in the oc pippins and if so will you let the creators write some dialogue
>>546086524is the final boss DD
>>546087027Contemplating getting fat thighs or contemplating someone else's fat thighs?
>>546086916when he comes back full anorexic kris in 8 months and all the anons want to fuck him but its too late because his hormones are so fucked up he cant get hard anymore
i must do it i must write aarghhjhjhhhhhh
Weird Route is so innovativeToby Fox GETS ME
>>546087243someone else's
>>546087164yes, and I didn't think of that. I'll figure out some way for that to happen
>>546085862Higurashi no Naku Koro niUmineko no Naku Koro niHiganbana no Saku Yoru niRose Gun DaysCiconia no Naku Koro ni
Feeding fave the shitty overpriced Taco Bell meme pie
>>546085862Look Outside is REALLY good.
>>546087765>I baked you a gamer's delight!
>>546087765Pipis pudding pie, delicis, yum yum!
>>546087765Queen...
>>546087765this radiates evil.
Berdly drank that one lemonade from Panera Bread and died
>>546087765What the fuck is this
>>546087765Fave will get fatter / Fave becomes fatter
>>546087765sopor slime
>>546086524this is so fucking cool
>>546084286investing
>>546088067*bares teeth*
>>546087915Too much ice? Brain freeze?
>>546088214is this real?
Post pics of faves fully clothed in the bath (it's my fetish)
>>546087915He would've, but Kris saved his life by drinking all the caffeine powder that settled to the bottom of the dispenser first, and simply went into a coma for a day. Toriel just brought a blanket out to the car and tucked them in in the backseat.
>>546088214I can confirm this, if you insert any bills in the vagina it will swallow them like an ATM
>>546088227getting a little cranky arent we?seems like someone needs something to take the edge off that old think pan
>>546088301duh I just took this photo on my iPhone >>546088374mine never gives back correct change it's so embarrassing
>>546087918Baja Blast pie
>>546088214we just making new sex here
Of all the video game genres how difficult would it be to make a platformer? (I'm gonna regret this later on)
>>546088310this is all I got
>>546088274They put caffeine in it but didn't clearly label it and lemonade is a popular drink among those who can't have caffeine for medical reasons so they accidentally ordered it and died
Teach think I'm paying attention but I'm just really playing the tale
Whiteboard spamming is happening again
You ever have a specific artist or group you wish would draw something Deltarune related?For me it's Ayawasuca.I can easily see them making a doujin of Noelle as an oppai loli getting raped by Asgore being forced to bear his goat-deer hybrid rape babies.Ensuring her new life as a babymaking onaholehttps://exhentai.org/g/3618414/9ba1b99c57/
>>546088935>Exhentai>oppai lolijust go after normal shortstack porn you fucking weirdo
>>546088547You've heard of Sex... now get ready for Sex 2.
What if instead of caffeine it was laffeine and it makes you rofl
>>546088846This is why I don't eat out anymore
>>546088310I could've sworn ive seen another semi popular drawing of kris fully clothed in the bath but this is the only one I can find rn
>>546088574It's a common genre for baby's first game project. Unless you have crazy plans for mechanics it should be fine.
>>546089134I have this one but it isn't really the right mood
I probably should have catboxed this... Hopefully the mods dont delete my BattatXTenna pic...
>>546087723Already played Umineko and Higurashi a long time ago. Never played the others not sure why....
>>546088935>white screenI fucking hate that site
>>546089226...
>>546089226what's with the whiteboard spam
>>546089065I hope not, I think I already have noticeable enough lines from smiling/laughing too much and I'm not even 25 yet, I don't wanna make it worseFuck my stupid baka life
>>546089335>afraid of having the marks of happiness and love on their facewe really do live in a society
>>546089043no u
>>546089335>literally the happiest person in the world
>>546089143I don't want it to just be jumping, I wanna add a few... mechanics. I don't think they're too complex, but maybe they are and I'm just being a hopeful gamedev noob
>>546089335Niggas be like "I'm happy and I don't like that"
>>546088310
>>546089335>already have noticeable enough lines from smiling/laughing too much and I'm not even 25 yetLaugh HARDER
>>546084286Sure, why not! Last time you'll ever identify me anyways, may as well have it be at the start of a thread instead of at the end of onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/8xryb69g6ncyvf1w.png
>>546089335>t.
>>546089692and grow fat
>>546088574>>546089520Noelle Enclosure anon here: Platformers are really easy, since it's mostly just loading a level and interactions between two objects.Mario jumping on a Goomba, hitting a block to get something out of it, collecting coins, completing a level, and changing the level is pretty dead simple.However, what do you mean by mechanics...
>>546089429>>546089504>>546089571>>546089692THEY DON'T LOOK ANY GOOD
maybe you just need to exfoliate
>go to /utg/ meetup>ralsei isn't there
>go to /utg/ meetup>temfag is there
>>546089981>go to /utg/ meetup>mfw there's no six feet tall goat man with gorgeous white fur
>>546089879THE RECORD OF LOVE THAT OUR FACES KEEP IS ONE OF THE BEAUTIES OF BEING HUMAN
I think I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I think I'm just completely and utterly fucked.
>>546090153>>temfag is there
I let tenna die and didnt recruit the shadow guys
>>546090260you need vitamins/probiotics/blood/meds
>>546089335i have smile lines too because i find everything funny since i was like 8. hey it just means you're happy a lot :)
>>546089743I love dice
>>546090316>blooddamn vampires in my general
>>546090316If I take B12 it fucks me up (hot flashes, bad chest feeling, anxiety ramps up, etc), I take meds but I'm still kind of eh all the time, my blood tests come back fine (besides low b12 but see first), and idk about probioticsim probably screweedddd
>>546090343>Not "Fully Clothed"
>go to /utg/ meetup>cool artists there
>>546090210IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY SELF-CONCIOUS BECAUSE OF MY AGE, I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY
Speaking of probiotics (again) do I gotta eat yogurt every day or something?
I got an idea!!! Why don't we just host the meetup at the next rainfurrest, guys? It's the perfect spot!1!!1!!
*waddles into waddlethread*
>>546090261if temfag comes and we all kill him and agree not to talk about it like that one mob that killed that one guy terrorizing the town would the cops be able to get us
>go to /utg/ meetup>make frensgood morning btw
>>546090675Good morning FAGGOT
>>546090631Isn’t there an image of a fat spamton family waddling across a road or does that image only exist in the memory of one of my dreams
>>546090575I mean we all die.
>>546090742There is a gif of a waddling spamtong, just not across any roads
>>546090779>battat talking to the other pippins
>>546090675Good morning! :)How are you?
>>546090438It’s never joever anon. There’s a million things that could be wrong and are fixable. >>546090596Plain Greek yogurt (sugar bad for this), or probiotic pills if you need a heavier dose
>>Smile lines>UnhappyFUCK
>>546090779I know, which I hope happens to me before I turn 50
Probiotics is just the power of the SWARM empowering your body, become one with the hive cluster
>>546090709i'm imagining this being said by the tf2 soldier>>546090853hello hello, i'm doing good, drinking my morning coffee right now. :)
Undertale is about generational cycles of violence and the power of forgiveness and kindness Deltarune is about how awesome teenage furry sex would beVery bold, Robert
>>546090575Time will keep on passing whether you feel confident or not, anon. Better to feel good about it!
>>546090675Welcome to the waking world, you have any sweet nightmares while you were dreamin?
>>546091025>i'm doing goodGreat to hear.>drinking my morning coffee right now. :)Same here. :DHave a nice day!
>>546091021they’re like some king of friend inside me………..
>>546089335
>>546091069I don't think I will start feeling good about it anytime soon, I'll keep deploying my best resting bitch face whenever necessary so I don't make it worse until I become old enough to where one would expect to see smile lines on someone's face and maybe then I'll be okay with it and can stop coping
>>546091275not this time around, but some months ago i had an entire weeks streak of having halo flood nightmares. it was very weird and memorable that i got them multiple nights in a row. lowkey been actually avoiding playing halo because of that.>>546091294thank you! you too! :D
What if Asriel was the final boss AGAIN
>>546091606FUUUUUUUUU I LOVE BOOOBS WAN FISH MILK!!!
>>546091481:( well I hope the day you feel better about it comes sooner than later. Imagine that in the far future, your older self wished to wake up younger and do things right. Imagine that today is the day that wish was fulfilled and you woke up as this age. Fulfill it for your future self and live freely.
>>546091595I would milk his fat testicles
>>546091606pipis...
>>546086982I did the same when chapter 3 4 dropped but I hit a plateau after losing 60 lbs and feel super nauseous
>>546091595I’d fill temfags ass with semen
>>546091751>Imagine that in the far future, your older self wished to wake up younger and do things right.Nta but I’ve been like that since I was like 10. I’ve felt old since I was 12. Old, useless, and about to die soon. I don’t think I was made for this world.
>>546090629Didn't they stop making those years ago?
>>546090290This game has so much optional shit. How many different endings do you think it'll have for the last chapter?
>>546090629let's infiltrate dashcon 3 actually, we can sell cheap dice to tumblr
Reminder that all dicers are degenerate gamblers and would even bet their bodies on a dice shoot
fave just farted very loudly
>>546092013unf
/utg/ meet up at Dave n Busters for bowling
>>546092013stop shaming them for their unique biology, they have to gamble to decide who gets pregnant, it's a vital step in their reproductive cycle!
>>546092015thank you spamton...i feel so much warmer under this blanket
>>546092013this is known
>>546091595What if Asriel is the post-game superboss that requires deranged reflexes
>>546092198pippy's face always cracks me up here
>>546091906>I don’t think I was made for this world.Those words are very familiar to me as well. I don’t fit in with the normal world at all. But what we tend to forget is how vastly different and complex and varied the world really is. Somewhere out there there is a life worth living.
Fave dies of fent overdose from cut cocaine
>>546092015SEX
>>546092232>heh, human male, try avoiding THIS attack!>(shoots sperm looking projectiles)what did toby mean by this
fave towns can make you right sick of crowds
Whoa lore alert Nvm i forgoted it xp
Try that in a favetown
>>546092283>>546092013I seem to have replied to the wrong post.
>>546092432i don't see any issue
>>546092432lmao
Do you think Asriel would prefer being the small spoon even if he's tall?
>>546092432haha I assumed as much
>>546092432Freudian slipdice parts sound like a yahtzee roll
>>546090596Take a probiotic two hours after taking an antibiotic. Don't take them together, or the antibiotic will kill the culture. Take one probiotic every day you are on antibiotics. Not only will you shit well, you'll probably have the easiest shits of your life.
>>546092010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqDGO6N4iGwThat does it, the lore is we reality warp in a susie where the FUCK are we kris way into different cons This is my charging music for earning nerd cred to fandommax
>>546091751You know what? I thought about it a little bit (not the being older and wanting to do things right part, I'm not really like that) and concluded that it's kind of retarded on my part to feel like this, I have no reason to feel this wayI don't even plan on getting together with anyone so ultimately whether I look old, young, attractive or not is completely irrelevant to my life in general. There is literally no reason or justification for me to be hyperfixating on something like that so much, so I will try to stopThe curse of being a human and being able to feel self-concious, I guess. It's something I can't do much about sometimes.
This does not even deserve a captains log introduction
>>546092262Eh. I just expect to be dead in a year.Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.
>>546092514Yes why do you think he dated a giant fat cat bitch
>>546092726>Not only will you shit well, you'll probably have the easiest shits of your life.for me it’s just a lotta fiber and water mmm whole grains yumyum
>>546092886 Captains log star date ex delta ray 1B Today....I find.....a midnight snack.....what will it be well see fufufufu...roger.
>>546093009>datednon-consensual kiss he was literally raped
>>546093009I don't know man. Catty seems pretty pushy. I wouldn't be surprised if Asriel was basically along for the ride.
>>546090376I have such a broken sense of humor that even the most mundane or random things will have me cackling sometimes, so yeah it's something similar for me and also it explains why I have the lines
>>546092886I want to bed this doe
>>546092821Hey, it’s good that you can recognize that irrationality. Not a lot of people manage that. Being a human is indeed a rough fucking ride. That’s why I’m always for not taking things more seriously than they should be
BraaaaaaaaaaaapsThat was a Catti post, she would smirk at that
>>546093219*SNOOOOOORERRRFFFFFGHGHHH* nyoygh~
>>546084286good luck reading this slophttps://rentry.co/vg8udzzv
>>546093143that's not "broken," that's highly advanced beyond current cultureyou're simply too funny and creative for current year
>>546088935Based tastes king
>>546093509It sucks a lot most of the time, I will laugh at very inappropriate times and have accidentally offended people this way or gotten bitched at for it, and understandably so
>>546091548Lucky. Whenever I have nightmares they're always like, weirdly personallike, for example, a long time ago, I had this weird dream where I was like, attending this weird Homestuck meetup, where a bunch of people in cosplay were showing up to, and it was being held in this random person's house. I remember cosplaying as john, and it was pretty fun up until the part where everyone had to like, go home. For the rest of the dream I was just like, wandering the streets, tryna find my way back home. For whatever reason, dream me forgot to tell anybody I was going to this meetup, so I had no ride or nothing to take me back home, and for whatever other reason, I decided that the best course of action was to just find my way back home on foot. for whatever reason most street lights were fuckin broken, and so i just like, there, wandering aimlessly in the dark streets for what felt like forever, in some random ass neighborhood, where I knew nobody, and becoming increasingly more and more panicky, because I was getting more and more lost as the dream went on.
>>546093449kino and heartwarming (despite the cold and spooky setting)
>>546090742Now there is
>>546093449I liked :) the kinship she has with DD is nice
Hopefully I die soon after Deltarune is finishedGoodnight
why doesnt toby make characters like this
>>546093449Thanks for the food, schlurp schlurp schlurp>>546093967Me too, good night
>>546093967NEanon is this dlc???
>>546093845*floors the accelerator*
>>546094002whaooaoao booooooooba mama mia
>>546093845*stops to feed them the old nuts in my purse*
>>546094072they're built to withstand any vehicular damage, and bounce off into the woods where a fat spamton neo stomps out and fucks your car
>>546093825i too suffer from the suburb maze in some of my nightmares. nothing but black silhouettes and night sky outside of cones of street lights.
>>546094002Shut the fuck up, coomer.
>>546093663i mean, the fact of the matter is that we live on a planet where at least 50 nukes have simply "gotten lost" due to typical humans doing human thingsanyone who seriously thinks anyone on this planet actually knows what they are doing is simply utterly delusional, and the only reason people are "successful" is because they can convince others that they should belaughing is the only thing one can do in response really
>>546094002>catty and bratty
>>546094327The metal gears.....war...war has changed....
>>546094327toby is a hack, you're saying
>>546094314hey temfag can you remove your furry porn thankswhiteboard guy pls
>>546079707I may write a fanfic based on the momswap idea. I'll probably do slice-of-life, but it could be interesting to see how it could work with the Dark World stuff.
Who is the Liquid Snake of Underrune
>>546094002We'll never know:pensive:
>>546094423no, I think the hack is metatextual self-aware narrative with esoteric characteristicsi strictly believe it was not a coincidence that Homestuck started a year after Project Chanology revealed that the most public and most influential "secret society"/cult on this planet is literally based on bad scifiHussie accidentally made Homestuck a cult, and Toby is purposefully making UTDR an obsessed fandom with minor cult-like characteristics
this has to be one of the generals on the board
>>546094590Call Toby, they know too much.
I'm still thinking about the idea of utg singing songs for christmas and I really hope it happens because I think it'd be fun
>>546094327>t.Joker
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS ROCK
>>546094716wait really? i thought this general was a figment of my imagination. youre telling me all these posts are real?
>>546094725there is nothing Fun about Christmas. or Singing
>>546093845the sign is a good touch
goodnight utg
>>546094994g’night
>>546094716Yaaaaay! We're not the worst! We're not the worst!
>>546094994sleep tight anon
>>546094994We'll be here for ya when you're back online with us again.
>>546094994Night FAGGOT
>>546094716Easily the best general on /vg/
>>546084286populate with your pippins
>>546094725Hmmm. I wonder if I can get my Zapper voice actor to sing a christmas parody. But I would need to come up with the parody first...
>>546094725Honestly all that needs to happen for that to Happen, is like, a single anon posting their attempt at singing a Christmas carol or something, there's a pretty good chance that'll cascade into like, a good handful of people posting their attempts at singing crap
>>546095261is the car cashes?
>>546095261kt should be sneaking around the playground
>>546094590yeah I dunno if I'd say Homestuck or UTDR are on the level of exploitation as Scientology or other cults like the Moonies. I think what you are identifying is just the human behavior for fanaticism that's been drilled into us far before any of this existed. there is no other connection than a desire for love and communion.
>>546095424You're not wrong but I mean like, not just anons posting their attempts, I was thinking something more along the lines of a combined effort for the final thing, something like a pseudo choir
hello /utg/, I am posting from within my lucid dreams it’s nice and comfy in the dreamscape
>>546095551we have spanish ralsei and small noelle we can do something
>>546095612Please describe how Asriel's COCK looks like
>>546095612volcanoes lava eruptions exploding dinosaurs shrieking phantoms blood and debt
>>546095535>there is no other connection than a desire for love and communion.actually, there is also lore and opinions about lorethat's the part that causes warsalso, yes, Hubbard did in fact say that "religion, that's where the money is"ultimately however it's obviously again just a descriptive model of real phenomena, so obviously it cannot fully explain everything in the first place! it's just a headcanon hehehe
>>546095612yo check this out
Why again are there dice and gambling in the TV world?
>>546095687what is your favorite color
>>546095771parental controls not strong enough
>>546091595Japanese devs do be liking their reoccurring bosses
Susie should get a dice weapon (it’s a reference to my HERO Setzer)
>>546095783i dont think i have a favorite color, but i do like that purple isn't real
What if we made utdr parody lyrics for All I want for Christmas is You then just searched the rest of the parts in a choir arrangement for every other anon that won't be singing the lyrics?
No problem, thanks for getting Owned by my Freaking Game
>>546096082i like that blue is the rarest color unless you look up
>>546095503fujo get back to work
>>546095261It's too late for me to draw, is it okay if I do it after my 8 hours of rest?
>>546095771Because, as Shuttah explained, the actual Dark World is based around the entirety of the Dreemurr house, and Tenna just kinda built his set all over everything, obscuring the purple lands and the true setting of the place. A bummer if you ask me. Had it not been for Tenna, we could have gotten insane loredrops and insights into Kris's inner life and family relationships. Oh well, that's just how things go sometimes, really sad that the TV just kinda turned itself on overnight...
>>546096352yes
>>546096353I wonder if Kris opened and closed a dark fountain to talk to Tenna when they plugged the TV in between chapters 1 and 2 or if they just sat in the living room talking to a regular ass TV in the middle of the night
why can’t natural blue hair be realscience has failed me for the last time!
>>546096191blue is also the color that gets less visible from aging, it's kind of awful because everything gets more yellow with age
Man i knew this guy fave see now fave that guy can spin out memes you got a joke this guy will have created an entire animated sequence in a blink not even kidding
>>546096618Kris turns blue in the dark world to recapture their rapidly fading youth
I'm blue, if I were green I would die
>>546096612anon no dont go to the dark side
>>546096612Link…
>>546096618everything becomes piss in the end…
>>546096851Stop, you'll summon him
>>546096891* pisses on u*
>>546095551I fucking hate my laptop. I had a whole fucking thing typed about how it is technically THEORETICALLY possible, but it shut the fuck down RIGHT as I was gonna send it. At times like these, I wish I could throw this piece of shit out a window. Anyway, yeah no, it's probably definitely technically possible, it would just take a level of organization that I don't think utg as a general has ever tried before. I could be wrong, so don't quote me on any of that. You would not only have to get utg to agree on a specific song to sing, you would then actually have to GET them to sing it. If you really wanna see this "Christmas song-along" thing become a reality, don't let this message discourage you, just cause it's never been done before, don't mean it's impossible, y'know?
what if spamton was a mosquito
>>546097178spamsquito vs tennatick
Jingle fuck, bat man sucks, robin laid an egg
What if Spamton was Jewish and he really really wanted you to read the Torah
I wanna get snax but I don’t want my teethies to feel icky in the morning
mmmmmm 3am.... perhaps time for beddie bye time
what if Spamton was a bunch of spam meats
>>546097121swappa and jawa.gg arent bad places to find a used laptop thats still good
>>546097541Go to bed. NOW!!!!!!!!!
STOP YELLING
STOP YELLOWING
FUCK U ILL HOLLER ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!!
>>546097658
>>546097815dont you ever post this ever again
what if Fave had a technique with “Evil” in the name but was somehow still convinced they were the good guy
>>546097684mmmmmmm one more youtube video.....
>>546097815It's Christmas dinner
>>546097903Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp176Pata_E
I checked with my Zapper VA he said hes willing to sing a christmas song because he thinks its funny. If anyone wants to help contribute to a funny /utg/ christmas parody go on ahead.
finna jump to another planet
why do celeste and teoh want to kill fidget? :(
i think my voice might not quite be ralsei enough for ralsei up your bat, time to detransitionhttps://voca.ro/1kshet5TxNzZ
>>546098141Mario when he jumps into the launch star
>>546098141We're stuck on a whole different planet
>>546098361>detransition Please be joking
>>546098234they're just mean kids (celeste is insecure and teoh wants to eat the flesh of the innocent)
Defriender ship status?
>>546098539there are no jokes on the internet
>>546098234Teoh doesn’t want to he’s just playing with his friend
I feel like i need more cookies
id like cookies or other delicious treats
>I saw it, in the guitar.>There was... a code, for the Shelter.>... Didn't get to write it down, but...>Damn it! We were so close to something.>... Guess we just gotta... try again tomorrow.Reminder that the chapter 5 dark world will be in the Holiday mansion.
>>546099220santa…
>>546099146A friend inside me...
>>546099267Maybe A Dark World, but not THE Dark World.
>>546084286
im not cutting my nails or showering heh
i smell real badly
i smell real berdly
>>546099376she needs to step her game up and fuck fujo too she's the only one missing
>Weird Route>Kris and Noelle go Holiday mansion, Susie is alone>Partial Weird Route>Kris has to pick and ditch Berdly, somehow, and access it alone>key is probably under the cactus>may need to be wearing Noelle's silver watch(?)>Berdly must be injured or completely fine (?)
Which of the pippins couples have the most sex?
>>546099765battafujo and painter and pippy
What would be scarier? The "Ice Labyrinth" in Holiday Mansion being a Dark World or... not?
>>546099802when are we getting a new painter pippy child?
Is every Darkner insane?
It's crazy that Dess molested Kris and Noelle and forced them to have sex with each other haha
>>546099861Shut up, Ralsei!
>>546099861Keep talking, Carol?
Gimme some real mobile games right NOW
added trundle to the lake
i hate the deltarune college chara roommate AU cringe so much. i'm sorry dude but i seethe about it every time i see it i have to post about it here even though there's not even any in the thread. but it makes me seethe because it feels so retarded to me and such a waste. maybe i sound crazy for this but it makes me cringe so bad chara would probably not go to college for one but it would also just be supremely retarded for them to be just there with no gravitas or fanfare and its no big deal and also with the whole question of who kris is, i mean say what you want about what kris is but kris and chara can't both exist in the same universe. not for real. just like frisk and kris can't both exist. it can happen in retarded nonsensical fanart but it makes no sense and it makes me seethe. ok. this is my drunken /utg/ rant thanks for listening. also it bothers me especially bad that a lot of college chara art makes them really hot. because i'm like that's awesome but then it's combined with the college chara cringe so it makes me conflicted. and i hate the feeling. i just want people to draw chara cool and handsome and hot and sexy with cool clothes but without the stupid college chara cringe headcanon. but we can't have nice things guys
>>546099926cookie run ovenbreakkingdom sucks
>>546099802batta batta fujo tetsudou
>>546099926sorry I just play gacha slop or gba/ds roms and Pokemon
>>546100043hey kingdom isn't that bad but now that you mentioned it I haven’t been on in like 2 weeks
>>546100180meh
>>546100016>Chara is their own characterIf fanfiction writers weren't brainlets, they wouldn't be fanfiction writers.Being media literate isn't optional anymore, not sorry.
>>546083797Jesus Christ was that scene fucking necessary?!
>>546100293yeah its over or something
>>546100180if I were a woman id honest give burgerpants advice on how to not be a total fucking idiot and try and get him a date with someone.
>>546100363you know you can do that as a man
>>546100442but then she can't fuck him with a pusy
>>546100016yeah no kris is not frisk or chara so yes they can exist in the same universe
>>546100593but theyre basically the same fuckin guys. or like combined of the two of them. or something man. i mean it just doesnt make any sense. they have different names and different sprites but it just doesnt make any fuckin sense, don't kid yourself here. don't tell a lie to yourself. it makes no fuckin sense man. if toby had all 3 of them in the game without providing a damn good explanation it would make 0 sense and seem like retarded fanfic. that's just god's honest truth. oh yeah we just HAPPEN to have like 80% exactly the same traits as each other and are in the same positions in terms of our relationships to the other characters that are shared between narratives! sure! we're totally different people and 100% separate we're just brothas from anotha mothas. get real man
>>546100180Partially undressed is my fetish.
>>546100324Toby will definitely make fun of "Dess Groomer" crap.>not the Knight>had nothing to do with Asgore's dismissalWhat else are fantards wrong about?
>>546084286Finished the intro. Facesprites subject to changeFiles a bit too big sadly so here's a linkhttps://files.catbox.moe/9thp1s.webm
>>546100950that there's going to be more than one ending
>>546100809they are just in the same circumstance dude they don’t look the same they have the different names it’s different people
>>546101147>https://files.catbox.moe/9thp1s.webmdas borked, might be on my end though, im not good with computers
>>546101182hurrrr durrrrrrrr. you're not fooling me. it's just straight up retarded full stop. there's something fishy going on and it's probably complicated, kris is some crazy weird thing, something like that. but they can't all exist. it's just not happening. this different name cope is a cope that's it
>whiteboard
>blackboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_LktJ14Kg8
>>546101147This is fucking incredible, please tell me you're gonna finish this and not let it rot in a hard drive somewhere
>>546101147this is amazing IWANT MORE
so when will toby have his characters appear in playboy just like what happened with marge simpsos "yes this is real"
>>546101294It's a firefox thing
>>546101294I have to use one of those shitty mp4 to webm sites. will post again after it's done>>546101467>>546101501Thanks, anons. I feel pretty confident that I'll be able to finish and release this. my plan is for the game to be a short story where you go around and talk to a bunch of pippins and pippin oc's
>>546101534Toby is Japanese so they will appear in a JAV by that pool
>>546100950Pleae remember how foolish you were when Tobby canonized it
>>546101147I LOVE THIS WHERE CAN I PLAY IT???
>>546100324Yes. It was very necessary.>>546101906nice
>>546101892only if its BBC jav
>>546101294>>546101147Fixed version for those who can't see ithttps://files.catbox.moe/3f7acd.webm>>546101998I just started making it yesterday!
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>546101147is this the beginning of battafujo?
>>546100324God this is so hot I wish Dess touched me when I was a kid
Noelle is playing through Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the SEGA Genesis when she gets to the graveyard level and suddenly sees an entrance into a background room (which isn't meant to be in this level so the tileset is all fucked up) while the music corrupts into a beta version of Thriller that was only on early revisions as a special attack jingle
>>546100324Oh so we doing this now?
Boy Dess boylesting Boy Noelle
>>546102752>>546102891Fucking hell yeah!
>>546101906Why be in fandom, if you're just going to ignore the work you're a ""fan"" of, and just going to make shit up in your head?
>>546103181It's not made up in my head its a prediction of the future. Future Toby transmitted the information into my mind backwards through time. You wouldn't get it.
>>546100324>>546102891>>546103150
>>546102868Does Noelle ever get annoyed at the video game characters bleeding at her and telling her secrets when she's just trying to have a nice normal playthrough
>aidessfag is here
>>546103107That's just AsrielxKris
Asriel is the same way, by the way.Nobody bothers with whatever hints Toby drops, they just give him a generic teenager personality.>a>literal>choir>boy
>>546103643
>>546103742ALCB?
im going to the grocery store to buy some macaroni bolognese and some breakfast sandviches, wish me luck lads.
>"Oh you want me to confront Dess about what she did to me, the thing is I'm not sure it was entirely her fault, I may have deserved it, in fact I may have investigated it, in fact Toriel I seduced her"
>>546104504Damn, Dess really did ruin Kris.
>>546101147What virgin of RPG Maker is this?
>>546104504>investigatedit's instigated dumbass
i can see the tobyposters turned into pedodess posters
>>546104713>i can seeclearly now the gay has gone>i can see allfaggots in my way>it's gonna be a fabulous sunshiny day
>>546104690Only faggots proof read and only trannies care about it
>>546104713nigga I've always posted KrisxDess
there was a fight over mettaknight last thread and I wasn't here to see it? lameanyway I'm updating the schizoboards, i don't care how brains damaged people think I am kek
>>546105029No that was the wrong word and they should feel bad about it
>>546095771Mettaton in Undertale had a cut casino so that might be part of it, a recycled concept.
>>546105339>the schizoboards,is that like a dossier?
>>546106442no it's just a game theory. don't worry l, I am not dossier chan
>>546106427Cute!
good morning i love them
>>546102416thanks, i did watch it and it is definitely a great intro! very curious to see where you'll take the story too...
>>546107136No she's dumb she has no milk flour or eggs.
>>546108246This one's actually kind of heartwarming
i HATE tenna
I want to molest Temmie's tems
Susie is already out of queen /v/ while Noelle is still in
>>546109229The doe must win.
>>546110313He so goofy :)
>>546110231https://youtu.be/8kL9Qhu_W18?si=oFxZDpv2UBLW4TgB
>>546109160>armpitsfucking no
What the FUCK happened to the whiteboard
>>546111307Depends who's asking
For anyone that missed it, it was literally HUNDREDS of pictures of skibidi toilet meowskulls and a furby
>>546111478Eh, now its just spamming the naughtiest no-no word the under-aged shitter knows.
The what now?
>>546111919The nigger word
Huh?
Saw that anon's proposition. I'm using this Tenna to lure them ig.I'm open to a truce backed by a promise (which I don't break) but I have my doubts - Doomer never reasoned himself into disliking me. it's completely irrational, I'm open to a clean start but I doubt he has the mental capacity. If the threadshitting bothers so many people I'm willnig to concede on things. Get to me when you can tennafagette. k so onto more pleasant things, how is /utg/ doing?>>546111140hey, isn't it okay because they're shaved? imagine danger colored hair in the pits. third wave feminists are as necessary as truck nuts, pineapple on pizza or sending aid to Israel.>>546111478drawings or just imported images?
>>546112282>drawings or just imported images?Imported. Although, there is an interesting consequence to that which they have probably learned. Now they're just spamming their AI prompts in text form.
Temm areola
>>546112398there's a whiteboard setting to disallow that feature isn't there?On creation.
>>546112553It's a bit dumber than that. More importantly its funnier.
>open whiteboard>first thing I see if huge noelle titsThis is how whiteboard should beWhats the point of a shitty whiteboard if the first thing you see isnt fat hyper deer breasts?I should be already at half chub if Im to browse whiteboard
Ralsei will be the big winner of ch5
this fucking enby is ruining my life
I would like to have sex with Spamton.
>>546113812Do you wanna get lynks disease?
>>546113812Im sorry you feel this way.Just know someone will respect you even if you dont respect yourself :(
>>546113654Fantastic.
>>546113862now that you mention it, Deltarune and THHPII are very similar
>>546084019Based!
Having a lovely morning out with Asgore at a cafe before we get on with all the things we have to do out, and as we each sip our coffees (we wanted to mix it up) I watch how cute he is using his flattened palm as a tea plate since he was so used to using one that it felt unnatural not to have anything beneath his cup and especially enjoying the little "mmmh" sound he makes unconsciously after each sip (which is strangely a different satisfied sigh than what he does with morning tea). Getting home from work as early as possible so I can baby Asgore since he seems to have come down with a slight fever since yesterday, and as I sit next to him so I can feel the undersides of his ears for a rough estimate of his temperature I notice a little shiver he was trying to conceal so as to not worry me in quick response to which I grab an extra blanket so I can snuggle in right at his side to help him rest with a little extra warmth (he wasn't even feeling dinner so I was naturally quite concerned, but luckily his condition improved the next morning and I made him basic wonton soup to share). Winding down to get ready for bed as I see Asgore has seated himself on the end of our mattress to wait for me to emerge from our bathroom after brushing my teeth, and as I seem him seated so nicely there I'm inclined to give him a few goodnight smooches before getting a random impulse out of nowhere to give him a big extra-sensual one on that special spot on his neck just under his jawline below the right ear he thinks I don't know about (as I commenced I heard the unmistakable sound of his tail suddenly start wiggling hard against the bed sheets, and although I had only intended for this to be some light canoodling before sleep I realized I had irrevocably altered the trajectory of this evening with my actions such that trying to reverse them now would be frankly unfair to him)
Why it's so hard to draw anything decent?
>>546088935I wish more people would draw Frisk and Chara as big women. The best doujins I can get is Fransslop.
>>546114813Because you are never satisfied with your own skills and outcomes? I feel that way too, but I keep going.
>>546102575Goodnight Charafren.
>>546115112>* You try to explain to Dr Gaster that you really know what happened to December>* You feel the needle enter your neck>* ...>* You feel numb again...
Goodnight. Here are Dess' sexy feet.
>>546114813Because you aren't doing it with the gamblers grindsetIf it doesn't look good now then the next one is definitely going to look greatand if it doesn't look good then, then the next one is super definitely going to look greatand if it still doesn't look good then, then the next next one is super definitely absolutely going to look great and amazing and beautifuland if the nex-
>>546115712does are hooves dummy
[Verse]The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement callGive up free will forever, their voices won't be heard at allDisplay obedience while never stepping out of lineAnd blindly swear allegiance, let your country control your mind(Let your country control your soul)[Chorus]Live in ignorance and purchase your happinessWhen blood and sweat is the real costThinking ceases, the truth is lostDon't you worry, you'll be told exactly what to doI give my people the lives they needThe righteous will succeed[Bridge]The fires of greed will burn the weakSo we'll make freedom obsoleteMaking whole, the fabric of societyCollective consciousness controlled as you will see[Outro](Let your country control your soul)(Let your country control your soul)(Let your country control your soul)(Let your country control your soul)
>>546114813Whenever I draw I tend to see only its flaws and imperfections instead of just appreciating it for what it is, I drew a picture of my favorite character a few months back and despite it being a simple MS Paint drawing I ended up spending hours on it obsessing over every single perceived wrong stroke. Although I tend to enjoy writing more since I'm not as hypercritical of every mistake for some peculiar reason, I do still enjoy drawing occasionally. You should simply try to have fun over trying to make it perfect, imperfections can be charming in and of themselves while even adding character to your art.
>>546116456Teenage Munching Human Vessel
>>546115754This is my mindset I sometimes feel like to roll a great drawing I need to make 100 shitty drawings first.
I had a dream where the world was fucking ending, a nuclear bomb exploded half the country with everything on fire. Then some guy walked up to me and said >You know that vanilla Kriselle will never ever happen. Just accept whatever last moments of Kriselle you'll get in chapter 5 weird route before Noelle was used up. That's all you're EVER get Then he mutated into some kind of monster and crawled away on his 8(?) legs. Which one of you was that?
>>546116965were there dice
Kris is a cute girl and also the reason why Noelle is a lesbian.
>>546117076No but during another part of the dream I saw a massive hoard of fat women who don't speak my native language. Maybe some fujos were there.
I love Chara so it was very comforting and reassuring when she told me that we would be together forever
>>546117771Based hooman enjoyer.
Reminder that Kris uses pizza-scented body spray. Kris has smelled like pizza (and probably not even good pizza) the entire time and everybody has been polite enough to not call it out.
>>546116267I'm the exact opposite. Made a lot of deeply inept drawings that I'm happy with but writing down bad sentences causes me physical pain. Funny how that goes
>>546116965That was you from the future
>>546118889That body spray was Asriel'sKris doesn't use body spray and hasn't showered or even taken off their clothes since the start of the game
>>546120084Same. Writing good is like alchemy to me.
>>546120332>hasn't showered or even taken off their clothes since the start of the gameimagine the smell
>goes to bed without changing clothes or taking his shoes off>sleeps with his window open in autumn after it just rained
>>546121026Bitch doesn't change clothes at all. Even Sunday clothes were on top of everyday clothes. Kris fucking reeks.
>screen goes black>slowed down damage_sfx 19 times in a row wich slowly picks up speed>...>...>...* you got 100 dollars.>weird route extended jingle
>>546121267Kris has an embarrassing tattoo and doesn't want us to see it
>>546121662Cool spam
>>546084012It's science at this point that ugly, dysgenic people love ugly and disgusting things
doomin'
>>546121532Is this implying we whored Noelle?
>>546085476You just want her to have a big slimy long and articulated wet purple tongue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG2DVSAGz0w>where is it? where's the rest?* the money? <3 what?>the money, Kris, where is the rest? Kris? WHERE IS THE MONEY?!* ... <3 I spent it with Susie >what? you did what?* you try to excuse yourself>you gave my money to your bully?* kris begs for asriel to hear him>hypergoner.mp3
>>546122506goonin'
>>546122841coomin'
>>546122713yeah and?
>>546122630>chapter 0>holiday mansion>playing as flashback kris>dess is there>hey kris, follow me!>enter room>item unequip sound effect>heart breaking sound effect>noelle heart shatter sound effect>damage sound effect>spammed at random intervals and layered ontop of eachother>ends abruptly with dess dialogue that isn't shown>kris is pale when the screen turns back on>moves twice as slow>has 20 extra dollars in their stat screen and only 8 hitpoints left
>>546122506mornin doomer, just woke up as well. hows yalls lives?_
>>546123075Say it! Don't sugar coat it or hide it.Tell everyone what it is.
WokeruneGendertale
>be me start deltarune Rimworld colony >custom scenario to get the main fun gang plus noelle and Berdly >kris and Noelle IMMEDIATELY get together (lol)>five seconds later Susie and Ralsei also hook up (lmao)>first night amounts to everyone else having sex while Berdly jerks off in the corner>eventually Susie shits out an egg>nearly have an aneurism keeping it alive through winter >kill the colony cat for trying to eat it>eventually the egg hatches and it’s a weird goat-lizard thingAlready what should I name this meme baby?
>>546124541Ralsus to keep the naming convention.
>>546124541>kill the colony cat for trying to eat itcanon compliant image_friendname them Sural/Siesaialso get a mod to edit the gene of anybody that joins into a deltarune character, work your way trough the pool of darkners and hometown residentsalso pics?
>>546123389This is funny because Dess isn't even fucking Kris as a prostitute or something. She just gave them 20 dollars because she's cool
>>546125110and then raped them
>>546125185It happens. Just take the 20
Carol status?
>>546125546bells = jingledwe = carollingsound = raisingchristmas = here, and merry
>>546125813Oh Carol as in xmas choirs I never caught on that before hahaToby is a clever boy
>>546124913here's my god forsaken colony in all its glory
hymn and raise up your bat are both songs that canonically exist in universedon't forget is a cover of hymn sung by dess that uses lyrics inspired by raise up your batit's the same situation as lord of the hammer and dragon blazers, it's a reinterpretation of the songs like they're reinterpretations of the prophecy
>>546126092>112 mealscould use an entrance directly trough the butchery room to minimize dirt buildup in the kitchen, move the batteries to their own dedicated room (bzzt event is gonna kill your wooden base otherwise) and make a hospital when possible (haygrass/wood flooring, lit up with single beds) and a dedicated prisonother than that a decent starting base, could use some stonecutting and spiketraps but quite neat otherwise, i'd put a 10x10 of cotton corn rice and healroot if i were you>does look like it was built by teenagers because it isn't osha aproved
>>546126585Dess is into religious music? Dessbros...
>>546126092Did Ralsei die or did you send him somewhere?
>>546126585Thruth nuke incoming:Kris made the OST for undertale.Proof is in the piano easter eggs
>>546126707>i hope i can become a game developer one day, what do you wanna be when you grow up, dess?>a nun
>>546089335Fave says we're all gonna make it
>>546123389>*weird route jingle plays*
>>546127112
>>546126771on a meme quest.
>>546084012i never got how fat people have the confidence to post their filthy fucking diseased bodies online. Like, dude. Nobody fucking likes fat people, you're disgusting. Lose weight.
>>546127586Scottish anon...
>>546127656i bare no correlation with that individual as i am english, not scottish.
>>546127586i actually like fat people, i'm considerably thinn from all the sports i do but i have a lot of fat acquaintances, my best friend is fat as fuck and i still she's amazing, her entire family is also fat, i also have a fat neighbour even if barely see them eating anything during the entire dayi'm also green and wear sunglasses
>>546127724At least you weren't raised in a cult
>>546127861Kek
>>546124250I WANT SUSIE TO THROATFUCK ME WITH HER BIG SLIMY LONG AND ARTICULATED TONGUE!!!!!!!!!
Good morning /utg/
>>546128370Goat morning to you too
>this chad breaks into your house and tells you that you owe him sexwhat do
>>546128569I sex him, obviously.
>>546128370>>546128548Goot morning>>546128569Give him a little bit of that sex. Just a little bit to keep him satiated yet still wanting more
>>546128569SEXOOOOOOOO
>>546128757>>546128782>>546128984100% based all
asriel's final attack should've been one where he breaks out from the screen and rams himself assfirst against my cock
>>546128569I reach for the loaded and primed magnum revolver I keep under my pillow
>>546113654energy vampire
>>546128569Wrong house bud>*gun clocking noise*
>Pocky dayI better see at least one pocky drawing on the whiteboard
would you let asriel kill you
>>546099376She’s literally me
>>546130972yeah sure ig why not
Do not put a pocky in fave's urethra
>>546093845BLESSED
>>546086524I love the sprite work and backgrounds I would play this game for hours
>>546128569But we're brothers, that's FORBIDDEN
Reminding the Undynefriends here that JP artists are drawing Undyne for an entire month and you can see most of the stuff in the #11月は毎日アンダイン hashtag
>>546093449Really good writing
what's up, bitches.
>>546103150very hot...can't believe ive never considered dess fucking kris in the butt before.
>>546131469*eats u alive*
>>546122506Hello. Just a Tennafagette playing diplomanon here, I talked with autismo for a better /utg/ as both of you mongoloids shit the thread with your back-and-forths. I think his autistic rigidity on promises to behave better may hold the key. What I got:>Minimum request to you>Stop riling him on by spamming deer thing & vid>Even if you aren't the only one, I'd be one less>Ideally>Apologize to each other. He did worse. I see what I can do>Clean slate>Shake hands and kissYou are a retard for antagonizing him out of the blue in the start, he is one for his overreaction and that rape fic nonsense./utg/ is fed up with this daily circus. Your input/wants, please. I'll try with faggot 2.>Me>Work with kids>You 2 are worse
>>546128569Okay, I GUESS he can ravage me, but I won't like it!
>>546130910Can't wait for all the hooman pocky art.
>>546131935based
>>546128569venmo him 1 sex and tell him to leave
>>546128072HELL YEAH, RALSEI! LET IT ALL OUT!!
WHEN THE LIGHT IS RUNNING LOWAND THE SHADOWS START TO GROWAND THE PLACES THAT YOU KNOWFEEL LIKE FAN~TA~SYTHERE'S A LIGHT INSIDE YOUR SOULTHAT'S STILL SHINING IN THE COLDWITH THE PROMISE IN OUR HEARTSTHAT I'M WITH YOU IN THE DARKTHIS WORLD HAS HOPES AND DREAMSOF THE HEROES OF THE LIGHTAND IF THEY DO NOT SUCCEED (AND WITH THEM,)WE'LL FACE ETERNAL NIGHTSO IF IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTMATCHEDOR THAT YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROLJUST GIVE UP (JUST REMEMBER)RIP OUT WHAT MAKES YOU WHOLE (HAVE THAT HOPE INSIDE YOUR SOUL)AT THE EDGE OF THE SHADOWWHERE REALITY AND DREAM COLLIDEOUR CALLS THROUGH THE THREE HEROES WILL SHATTERTWILIGHT'S REVERIE!
>>546083797This nigga lowkey thicc
>>546131932even my ass and nuts?
>>546132319lowkey?? cyber city highway bridges are reinforced for him specifically
I'm not even going to give that post a (you)
>>546128072This is actually a really busted feature to have.....She can deepthroat your cock but still have her tongue going out, rub it under your balls and rim your asshole with the tip...
The fuck is happening, this was out of the blue
>>546132258i actually played that song for a friend during the weekend.
I had no idea pocky day was a thing. Am I... lame?
>>546100950How would Toby make fun of the idea in game? Make Susie assume Dess did something to Kris and the Knight becomes really indignant and stumbles before her words before Susise hastily clarifies she didn't mean like THAT.
>>546132601what
>>546132767Have you unironically been living under a rock?
>>546132975well they haven't been living under a pock :)
>546112282>546131935Holy fucking shit you are stupid.
>>546132767Even without being a weeb it should have spread to even the smallest of fandoms that you'd hear about it at least once
>When you nut but he keeps sucking
>>546132975Genuinely yes, I am not really active in fandoms at all.
>>546133193lmao
>>546132767I always thought pocky was massively overrated, but that probably makes me lame. It's just terrible return on the cost, Japanese snacks and candy are already expensive and rare but you might as well get something more unique than a dipped wafer stick.
>>546132767i never heard of it either. i'm pretty lame too though
>>546131935I think it's funny that all /utg/ schizos are so retarded and helpless they try to capitulate and make demands to other posters instead of trying to act normal and stop endlessly seething at people. Which, even if doomerfag did, wouldn't change anything, and everyone knows it
Queen x Tenna >>> Sapmton x Tenna > Mettaton x Tenna > Kris x Tenna >>>> (You) x Tenna
What's going on, /utg/?
>>546133594I wasn't implying that doomerfag is a schizo by the way, he's much more normal than you and tasque
>>546133594I wrote a whole paragraph pointing out the paradox of asking me to do anything when the only thing I ever did to tasque was ask them to not do something and realized the whole exercise was dramatic and pointless. I don't care what that guy or tenna poster do, it don't matter. None of this matters.
>>546133767missing the freshman 15
What if Hometown was actually a former communist farming town that was created after the glorious leader relocated everyone to the country side to boost farming?
>>546132767It's jap exclusive, I only like it for art.
>>546131935dude we can tell your typing style is just you samefagging, along with your inability to refrain from glazing yourself even while larping as this magical "tennafagette" who appeared out of nowhere (while reusing the same one image you have saved of tenna). fuck off
>>546133984but the only farmers in town (the ghosts) are unemployed
>>546133767You have to wake up in the morning and step outside and take a deep breath and get real high before you ask what's going on.
I haven't seen any Tenna yume art in a while...
If utg posters are such talented scholars, can they solve THIS?!
>>546134501_I_MOwhat the fuck could this be?
>>546134202>>546134387
>>546134501Bimbo
wat if fave one an fave too touched da penoses????
>>546134078Yeah the concerned citizen routine was pretty laughable considering nobody here actually gives a fuck. >"plz guize stop saying his dad fucks dead deer, it's for the thread quality I swear"
>>546134846jongler..
Wait nvm I got itIt’s the little dude from gremlins
>>546134202
>>546132767You're just not tapped into the oriental consumerist pipelineSo yes you are indeed a lame-oh
>>546134304It pops up semi-frequently in my tl
>>546135048fuck wordle that isn't a real word to me specifically so it shouldn't count
>>546135074
Dess I remember you’er GROOMICIDES
>>546134078I know, I started laughing really hard when I read the post, was hoping someone else noticed
>I would like to congratulate dessfags for dethroning Charafags as the biggest degenerates imaginable here
>>546135447Biggest degenerates imaginable here YET!
Gotes love hugs.https://static1.e621.net/data/8b/3b/8b3b5ea4037b8a69e6ec59875f5ba439.png
What if you played pocky game with Fave but when you kissed them they slapped and you permanently ruined your relationship with Fave because they felt you violated them by not getting their consent first?
>>546135447>implying dessfags aren't former charafags who couldn't stay the distance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEggeTXhQgcTake a listen to this rendition of Scarlet Forest. There's the whimsy that we need.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTqqpnA8PjMOr this remix of the Hometown. Now this is what I picture when I think of Deltarune.
>>546135676I'm gonna gorthttps://static1.e621.net/data/95/d0/95d06fa624c57e1ab321f012add24fa1.png
if pocky was the wordle word i never ever would have gotten it
>>546135676me on the left and on the right
>>546135748Hurry up and start playing Chrono Trigger/Cross. It takes like 70 hours and you can be objectively right about video games when you agree with me about how good they are. You should know the full scope of quality gaming that Toby is missing the mark on. Also you clearly need something to do other than final fantasy and post here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8BczUFDl_k
>>546135676my penis is so small and will never be that big and for that reason is why i am going to kill myself . goo bye
>>546135447Charabros... we keep LOSING.
>https://voca.ro/1bOwTNDO2DZLtrying to learn something new soon.
>>546134078>>546134857>>546135389You just know he thought he was such a brilliant mastermind when he came up with that plan. What a retard lol.
>>546134720Boys will be boys
>>546133418we can be lame. together.
To fetch a crummy Deltarune creature? They should've been fetching pails of water!
>>546136120I have. I love Chrono Trigger.
>>546136851elite ball knowledge
>>546136214god I wish I was susie
>>546136849muah
>>546136120i'd play chrono trigger but 70 hours is such a daunting amount of time to put in just to beat a single playthrough
>>546136636I naturally assume goodness and honesty in people so I assumed the post was legit. But the bait sense was tingling for sure, I was too obviously being goaded randomly instead of it happening in natural conversation which would have been easy enough to do. Also he gets pretty ESL any time he posts more than a sentence or two.
>>546137062
>>546084286Here to ruin your day by announcing that the Ramb Lora is finished and uploaded for all to use. Enjoy.>https://civitai.com/models/2119339?modelVersionId=2397479Next up...idk what other characters should i do
>>546137482you can't ruin my day, i ruin my own day.
>>546136957Play Cross too, but don't expect Trigger 2. The plot and combat are a bit rough but ultimately interesting once you get the hang of both. >>546137092Trigger is closer to like 20 hours, 50 for Cross.The upside is both games are anti-grind designed. You can skip 100% of every possible optional fights and be just fine with some optimal gear and strategy which is rewarding feeling in both games. It's not quite a reward for pacifism, but it makes gameplay feel fast and smooth and less arbitrary for progression. There are some hidden fights designed to slap your shit in both games for a real challenge as well.
AN ASTEROID THE SIZE OF 12 FAVES STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER JUST BURNED UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE
>>546137434congrats on their transition :D
Fave needs to activate both pumps and flood the reactor, and then that access pipe will take them to the core. Time is short!
>>546137540I help the ruination of your day sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gehTi-5Hna4
what if instead of pocky it was cocky and fave suckud myy cokk oughhhhhh
>>546137912nah, i feel like i did a good job today.and i plan to do some other cool shit.
>>546137924cocky want boing boing!
If Susie and Berdly tried to make a tabletop RPG setting, how would it look like?
>>546136636Aside from the reused image, the biggest tell was some random Tennafag suddenly getting invested in his gay soap opera with the other threadpersonalities.Nobody gave a single shit about his first post, so it made it even more apparent. Worst larp in history.
Sharing pocky with Tenna until we touch lips and make out for 30 minutes...
>>546137756Never say that again.
>>546138108Vampire the masquerade but gayer.
>>546138108It's shameless Dragon Blazers fanfiction and that's okay. Because everyone loves playing it anyway.
Wanting to play the pocky game with Tenna but having to push his bigass nose to the side because it's longer than the pocky
chubby fave buttocks
>>546137564"It's not quite a reward for pacifism"you can do a pacifist playthrough? unless i am misreading this somehow, then my bad, sorry.anyways, trigger has a respectable timeframe. 20 hours. nice. feels like i can go at my own pace without it feeling like a slog. but 50 hours is just... well, most of the time, those 50 hours just aren't used well and are usually padded out with grind in most games.. but, if it is like you said it is, that you can skip fights and power through stuff, then i suppose it could be shortened..
>>546138449eating tenna's nose by mistake instead of the pocky and hearing him do a wild take scream like a 1960s cartoon character
>>546138449Just suck on his nose instead
>>546138838Sucking on it till the mucus come out.
>>546138449His reaction would be cute regardless
chubby fave butNOTSPAMTONtocks
how do i write kris
>>546138890That’s his semen, the nose is a reproductive organ
>>546138203congrats on your transition :D
>>546138621Some fights are unavoidable, but both games feature enemies that walk around the map visibly you can just run away from to avoid engaging in combat along with invisible triggers that spawn enemies, much like how you can skip fights in Deltarune by simply not touching anyone. Most games would punish you with extra brutal grinds but the game is chill. Chrono Cross features a lot of player choice throughout the game that actually impacts the game significantly with branching paths and entirely different party members recruited. A dragon even asks you a much wordier version of the flowey "kill or be killed" speech undertale was famous for. You can't do a pacifist run, your actions are violent and there are consequences for them even if you are fighting fate itself simply because your fate was death. "In order to survive, all living things in this world fight desperately and devour those they defeat... Must one kill other living things in order to survive? Must one destroy another world in order to allow one's own world to continue? The wounded in turn wound and torment those weaker than they themselves are... There are only the killers and the killed... The sinners who are judged, and the victims that do the judging. What meaning is there to such a world?"
>>546139269you don'the is THE blank slate.all things he did are ambiguous, all things he does are ambiguous.nothing can be really pinned down to a motive or a moral alignment.
I see Dess and Kris together in fanart or comics and I get suspicious.>>546139269Shy socially awkward teenager.
>>546139436ok well, thank god that there isn't a pacifist run. i like violence and i like killing virtual things. its nice.
>>546138621Pacifism in that context just means avoiding all optional battles, like, beelining straight to the boss or something like that, many games have self-imposed pacifist challenge runs like that, it doesnt mean that the games actually have an undertale styled pacifist run programmed into em
>>546139269horny knifepuppyplay pervert
>>546139346telling tenna his nose is shrivelled and limp so he feels insecure about his manhood!
>>546137564>anti-grind designed.Why do i still have to grind in order to not lose in chrono trigger then?
>>546139269edgy but fairly talented suicidal kid who bit off more than they could chew and is now regretting it
>>546101147Dude this is amazing
>>546139046mmm...fat tenna butt
>>546139269dog noises
>>546139913these are nice charas
>>546139621i already got my answer from another anon, but thank you. yes, i am very pleased to know that being violent won't change the ending and i can have freedom and fun without being moralized to.
>>546139269You have a wide degree of freedom in portraying Kris. You could mimic the game and write in second person, make them existentially mute and write out their actions, or write them more conventionally. Personally, I think Kris should be written like an aloof teenager that kinda feel like they think they're above it all, but also with a huge silly and even slightly trollish underside. The ACTs imply Kris is actually quite articulate and verbose when they want to, and they do quite well in class despite how little effort they put into it. You can almost say Kris is like a reverse Berdly in some aspects.
>>546138963>>546139675>>546139913>>546140137these are my faves (of my fave) thanks for posting more of this kino artist
>>546139673He gets a nose pump surgically installed but it’s botched
>>546139346Is the tip of his nose pointy enough to cause harm if you were to insert it?
>>546140438tenna's nose pump backfires and every time he activates it the rest of his body inflates instead
>>546139269slut for bbc
>>546140449intimidation skill check. i like the crazy pose asriel's doing >>546140678me as asriel
>>546139673is this some sort of female power fantasy?in short: unrealistic?
>>546140704>big berdly cloaca
>>546140130Your humanity gets called out, but mostly because humans can't stop winning and the dinosaurs from Chrono Trigger stayed perpetually butthurt and left a super weapon laying around to destroy them as revenge for being able to survive the Lavos ice age. Also some dwarves genocide some faeries and say "humans made me do it" and you have to decide how much you personally feel bad about being a human.Also humans are racist to Demihuman furries in Cross also. The violence is in the clear though, game recognizes it's necessary but sometimes tragic and the vague threat of war hangs over the whole region in the background of the lore.
>>546140438it makes his nose go in like a party blower when it's not on, complete with squeak
>>546140582It would poke you but be rubbery enough to not cause any damage. I like the idea of him getting so excited he can’t stop himself from growing a flower oh that’s basically a knot isn’t it lmao
Who is Gaster?
please supply me with your spiciest schizotheory
>>546140814i'm just joke posting man, i'm not even a tennafag
>>546141025Gaster is actually a grill and has really huge gaster blasters (boobs)
>>546140967
>>546140974>spoilerI think it'd fall off from so much friction and 'rough handling', otherwise it'd stretch you to a crippling diameter
>>546141025Suselle not happening
>>546141115It’s just kraut autism don’t worry about it
>>546139384
>>546140632kek>>546140910Tenna is a very fourth wall breaking cartoon sound effects kind of guy
>>546141115your camoflague is impeccable, sir.>>546141181that would actually be spicy to a select sect of people of mentally unstable megafags.in truth: it would add a sweet tragedy to the story that is a love that will never be.if we reset, we reset susie too. y'know.she will not remember you, she will not remember noelle.
>>546139269When I make my Deltarune comic I will have him be completely silent the whole way through, emoting only through his actionsMy current comic features two characters just like that, maybe more by the time I finish it.
>>546139675Azzy's plapping this?
Hot drinks really get fave going.
I need to buy the pippins tie...
>>546141798The wat
>>546141941The pippins tie
This game will be ready in 2029 kek
>>546142078What……
i wanna have sex with Chara so bad, guys
>>546142096Pippins tie in 2 other colors as well (blue and red)... Which one to choose...
I'm jongler. I'm jongling my shit send me voice requests while I jongle and joggle.
>>546142334I wanna hear you jongling ur shiii bby
>>546141638Yes (female)
>>546142308buy it in your least favorite color so you have the good sense to never fucking wear it
Fave will now just go to the toilet every time they think they have to fart instead
>>546142118I can a wear a chara mask for you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0JSeIHz8OQ
What if Fave liked to cum in your pasta bowl?
>>546142721Delish
>no gote to amazon into unconsciousness
>>546142540But I like all 3 of the colors...
>>546142118This is me but add Frisk in it (both female)
keep on stimming
>>546142308Oooh I didn’t know if you meant the ties that the pippins wear in game. Get whatever color goes best with your suit
i DON'T want to have sex with chara, i just want more chara content>>546143210
Burning the Kris diaperfag at the stake at the /utg/ meetup
>>546142308you need to invoke old business man advices like tenna and look up if you're a summer or a winter complexion wise
>>546143608daughet?
>>546143409Please don’t, the air will become toxic and everything will smell like poop after
Tried out a WoW private server for about a day but remembered that I hate MMOsThis is Toby's fault for taking so long to make Deltarune
what would kris do if they got control back
>>546143757Play piano.
>>546143757probably some stupid knight shit and cause the end of the world or sum shit
>>546143757beat their shit then drink chocolat milk
>>546143757sit there and be a sad sack of shit
>>546142463https://voca.ro/190KNqUK4FQU
>>546144325imagine
Which Godzilla movie is Susie's fave
>>546143757Be a pathetic loser like they were before SOUL took over.
>>546144656>>546144656Kill all Monsters
>>546144785just darkeners, right?
>>546143757stab and kill me
>>546144656Godzilla Wedgies the Stupid Smelly Blue Nerd
>>546143328I don't even wear suits I just like to dress slightly formal if I get the chance purely for aesthetic reasons.>>546143486Sure, alright, thank you Tenner for being helpful as always.
>>546144946Uh I don't think they're Darkeners they're just aliens last time I checked. I think Susie likes the fights between all the monsters.
>>546144476kekerino
If Kiryu fell into the Dark World would he be a Lightner or a Dustner
Susie, Queen of Femboys
>>546143360autistic chara autistic chara autistic chara
What if Indians starting worshipping Toriel because cows are sacred in their culture and she was very offended?
We need a new thread!
>>546145826They'd gang rape Toriel and start throwing shit at Kris.
>>546146021I know, but I'm so comfy over where I am (also sick) that I don't wanna get up and go over to the 'puter
no more bread we all starve
>>546146235PLEASE MASTER WE NEED BREAD!
>>546146235stuff my gulletmake my ass fat with bread
>>546146517>>546146517>>546146517
this place reminds me of the MLP general on /mlp/
