>Get the Kang & Kodos Glider by connecting your Epic and MyDisney accounts through Apps and Accounts before February 28, 2026 Eastern Time. Whether you just connected or already connected your accounts, you’ll have it in your Locker before November 15.>Welcome to Springfield - Fortnite | The Simpsonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqQDlH9ztL4 >Fortnite Welcomes Our Alien Overlords - Fortnite | The Simpsonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZU-XOg4-Rk >Fortnite | Simpsons: Drop into Springfield in BR and Delulu!https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-simpsons-drop-into-springfield-in-br-and-delulu>Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Quick XP Strategyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/3126-9885-4862/>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Fortnite’s Mixtape Music Pass Brings 10 New Jam Tracks!https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnites-mixtape-music-pass-brings-10-new-jam-tracks>Bringing Hero Classes to Odysseyhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/were-merging-lego-fortnite-expeditions-with-odyssey-by-bringing-hero-classes-to-odyssey>Fortnite Ballistic v37.10 Adds the Veiled Precision SMG, Deployable Wall Gadget, and Morehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-ballistic-v37-10-adds-the-veiled-precision-smg-deployable-wall-gadget-and-more>Fortnite Crew November 2025 - Maxx Speedhttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>546043175
this one was posted first
Hey retard I made thread first >>546086721
incoming mothnigger melty
>>546086840>this pissy over a 2 second difference
>>546086774thighjob....
Other thread is nemia fag coded, im not using it
Lynx!
This thread bigger numberMe use this thread
i filtered the other thread's op image lol
this is the bread
Uh oh... guys... the mothfag is known for having melties... He's not going to like this.
>>546086840Don't have a cow, man
>>546087153>oh no the gay faggot will seetheLike he hasn’t all last thread kek
Is this real
>>546087306kek
We should talk more about how much we want to fuck skins like Ruby
>>546086774her thighs are that big in-game btw
Is /fng/ ready to pull an all-nighter for the first and only update of C6MS2?
You need some shields, anon?
Make a new fennix skin
>>546087306kwab
>>546087258>the other guy is le gay >we are not though we talked about cocks and jerking off all day! ???
>>546087665here we go. meltie time.
>>546087717Take your meds schizo, everyone can open previous thread and see it all.
>>546087816yup this is it. just 3 schizos arguing with themselves. a real pity...
Hope!
Ok before this thread devolves into people being horny again I wanted to ask: Someone here mentioned that there's a glitch to get the loading screens from the Sidekicks in shop and being able to keep them after refunding them. How do you do it? Can I just buy it then Cancel Putchase after?
>>546087987I want to eat Marge's blue hairy pussy so fucking badly
>>546087816Why yes I will laugh at the irony of someone deriving conspiracy theories based on a cryptid skin
>>546084030He's based for providing me with huge titty porn
Fortnite!
>>546087987>risking your account for sidekicks loading screens
>>546087987i think it's the opposite, if you buy them, unlock the loading screens and then use a ticket epic also takes away your profile icons and loading screens, basically it's impossible
>>546088178holy fuc kthat is disgusting
>>546086774
>>546088178>when you hear someone shockwave bombing your location but you promised your teammate that you swallow
>>546088270Just a reminder a ton of Fortnite higher ups are all furries and BDSM freaks.
>>546088150true
what creative mode are you guys using for exp
>>546088270dont tell me you never did that on a puke or die situation (AKA being drunk in public)
>>546088323Grim
>>546088345Dont use Pukemirez for your ERP please
>>546088150>>546088404Ruby a cute
>>546088150Imagine being her.
>>546088150I like this style because the childish hoodie makes her look autistic.
"BACK DOWN!!!"
>>546088417
>>546088178
>>546089559what's the method?
>>546089163I need his D
>>546089759ew, he's transphobic
>>546089748Just NPCs to kill and has a coin room
>>546089645GUHHHH SNIFFFFF
>>546090336I wish that was me and a fat neet gamer from this general ngl
>>546090776your parents failed
>>546089972the nickeh larp is one of the few funny ritual posts ive seen recently and i dont even know if him btfoing that tranny is true
>>546090809ik but it doesn't matter
>>546090776Wait who are you in that ass easting scenario?
>>546091142the one with their nose up their ass
Ramirez's VA
>>546088150Based and Ruby pilled
>>546091175i like the way you roll
>>546091516you really like taking screenshots of her running
>>546091701Because its all he does, no fighting
Imagine for a moment the aroma in this image if you were Nemia.
>>546091701Here’s one of her jumping
>>546091770I'd be lying if I said I didn't find spider-pig funny when I was a kid but I never found it as funny as everybody else.
>>546091721It isn’t as nice because of how replay tends to track bullets
>>546091814GGGUH
>>546089645>>546088178Why is Ramirez so beautiful??
shiitna seems sure this update will have 1 secret collab (not tyler the creator or stranger things)
>>546093308The emote expressions into fluoride stare is pretty jarring
>>546093608Shittna is a retard
>>546093608where did he say this
>>546093608It's time
>>546093875>>546093889>>546093949i confused both fuckers because both post almost the same
>>546094057where does he say he's "sure" as you stated
Want to have a squad carry me to victory for the umbrella but my controller has pretty bad stick drift and I don't want to be too heavy a burden so I exiled myself to solos
>>546094102You can get cheap 3rd party one for like 15-20 dollars bro
>>546094101i mean if the headline is>COLLABS COMING TO FORTNITE IN 1-2 WEEKSit's not crazy to think they're sure
>>546091770YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER PEELS
>>546094102If I had money id hire goons to help players get guaranteed winsId be so rich
Can't wait for this event!
>>546088650>>546088404my hotfortwife
>>546088404Guh sniffed
So why are trannies trying to turn this general into /owg/2?
>>546094161I am beyond broke and yes I've been trying to wageslave but no one wants any slaves
i know you guys are being faggots but what do you guys think will get made into a sidekick (and subsequently given to me for free)i think the wolf one is probably guaranteed but what about the gingerbread man?>inb4 they give the gingerbread sidekick out for free during christmas and dont give me exclusive ohgee rewards
>>546094824Have you tried asking our fat goddess buni to get you one?
rat win! i had like 50 games of just dying to storm in the final circles because i couldn't keep up and players with the krusty blasty. having the krusty blasty and those slurpees saved me with being able to move faster and closer to zone. and im surprised I didn't get popped out in the open while i was bloodthirsty and foolishly missing my shots trying to kill that guy in the air.
>>546094795the Kiriko Empire grows
>>546095215pigs, dogs, cats and dragons are leaked to have default names, anything else will have to wait
>>546095337Your kind isn't welcome here
>>546095369dragons you say? im surprised because unless next season is something medieval a dragon does not fit at all, but i guess they did add a random dinosaur from the wilds season
>>546095284Congrats on the build win! And cute cheese censors.
>>546095679When has Epic ever cared about keeping things on theme of the season? Of course they’re making dragons, they’re gonna sell
>>546095215Maybe Kyo (the robot cat from Season 9) since the first Simpsons short had the cat in it when he was changing stuff with the remote
>>546095679Scales is probably gonna be the next one but i can also see a new one, from the list of leaked defaults, there's also a misc section, i assume for stuff like CTL Jr and FlopsticksDragon Names:- Drake- Scales- Dominius- Galthrax- Snarl the Magnificent- Lord Fyre- Burnard- Burny- Draco- Drakkus- Drae- Wyrmling- Sal ScalesMisc Companion Names:- Lil' Greg- Pleepo- Buddy- Champ- Snazzy- Zonez- Athriax- Bingo- Luna- Stevie- Joey- Rosie- Johnny- Max- Ready- Rascal- Scallywag- Joker- Ace- Queenie- Kingsley- JackoPig Names:- Snorf- Meatball- Hamantha- Francis- Boaris- Pig- Chonk- Snuffles- Curly- Truffle
Can you still get the Assassians Creed skin by purchasing that one AC game on Epic store?
>>546095337The Juno Empire*
>>546096086no you can't that expired in like 2023. they should bring it back with a new connor or altair skin
Television Rules the nation
Well?
>>546095250ngl I would stoop to that level but I don't use discord
>>546094795I just gave their last thread a read out of curiosity and outside of some waifuposting they actually discussed the game. /fng/ should take notes.
>keep getting competitive fortnite videos in my feed>they're all about damage traders, turtlers and storm surge abuse happening basically everywhereI'm sure it's "thrilling" to actually be there in a comp scene that matters with some things but it feels like Fortnite's is rotted.
>>546096382Juno did not have members that could smite you off the thread. The Kiriko Empire is a dangerous entity.
>>546096887Not to defend them because it gets out of hand a lot recently but /fng/ also talks about the game, surprisingly a lot recently with the simpsons, problem is that the game is so simple you can either say it's good or bad, fortnite BR has no depth
>>546097130can you post simpsons hope
Honey came in and she caught me red-handedCreeping with the girl next doorPicture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floorHow could I forget that I hadGiven her an extra keyAll this time she was standing thereShe never took her eyes off meHow you can give your woman access to your villa?Trespass and a-witness while you cling to your pillowYou better watch your back before she turn into a killerLet's review the situation that you caught up in aTo be a true player you have to know how to playIf she say a night, convince her say a dayNever admit to a word when she sayAnd if she claim, ah, you tell her, "Baby, no way"But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)She stayed until it was overHoney came in and she caught me red-handedCreeping with the girl next doorPicture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floorI had tried to keep herFrom what she was about to seeWhy should she believe meWhen I told her it wasn't me
>>546097159Don't have her, soz
epic is smoking crack if they think anyones buying a spiderpig or krypto sidekick, white women already bought Spike
>>546097159Here's today's pic from the hopeson artist
>>546097053>smite you off the threadYou mean be obnoxious faggots that ruin the thread and no one likes? Yeah that sums up Kirikofaggots
>>546097709Ivan hated this
the only thing that'd make me consider buying a sidekick is if they added pommy from bomberman
>>546097830>This constant desire to give faggots unwarranted attention.You're Ivan. Kill yourself.
>doing the Brick Life quests>find Lisa sleeping in Bart's bedWhat the fuck...
Hana Park.
>>546097885>>546097830
>>546098089slag that gives free blowjobs to her fat neet fanboys
>update nightPlease just give me Donut Cop bundle for 1500 and a random furry for 800 thanks TimmyGonna take a stab at her name and say Donut is called Sprinklella Also it's kinda funny and BASED that she's an iced donut so you could roleplay an ICE agent with her "deporting" people off the battle royale island
I just looked at the previous thread. You niggas are horny. Is this what Ruby being in the shop does?
Need a Spice gf (Fat neet gamer from /fng/)
>>546098814anon i promise you, if you get a haircut, lose weight, and wear deodorant you will find a girlfriend on dating apps. you can lose your virginity. i believe in you.
leaks when
>>546096890>I'm sure it's "thrilling" to actually be there in a comp scene that matters with some things but it feels like Fortnite's is rotted.It's not, it's incredibly boring to play and watch, whic is why these fuck ups slum it in pubs and then cry that other pro players are stomping them
>>546098994I meant I want to get catfished
>>546099020when you pound my prostate and make me cum hands-free. thats when.
>>546097680>tit resting on homers headoof so close
>buy spiderpig sidekick>name it Opal
>>546099496>returning the pig after the joke is finished
>>5460991690 0
>>546099496will you even be able to rename collab sidekicks
>>546097680>>546099221fixed
>>546099689Mmm cream filling...Aughhughaguhg...
I like how almost everyone agrees that the Brie Paradigm retcon was an absolute trash decision by Mustard
>>546099689based
>>546098994Bold of you to assume I have armpits.
My tinfoil hat theory about Rocket League is that it silently cranks up the matchmaking difficulty whenever you're close to popping one of these "win 10 matches for a free level up" quests because it knows you're going to be trying to finish it off. I swear that whenever there's one of them in an event, the first six or seven matches go by easily and then the last few are like having a dentist's drill jammed under your fingernails. I've come to dread them even more than "get assists", "do thing and win", and "win 3 in a row" quests.
>>546099775I fully believe he wanted pic related to be played by Brie Larsonthen when timmy said "no mistborn movie retard" he raged and left
.
>>546100968Does this to you
>>546100484delicious bri
>>546100968Playing a single player game as a female character is not gayPlaying a multiplayer game as a female so other guys can look at you and jerk off is really really gay
My tinfoil hat theory is that Fortnite is designed to keep boys straight by introducing them to the beauty of the female ass.
Is Jebediah pickaxe the only ranker this season?
>Pretending this literal wooden board is hotlmao
>>546100968gays literally want to dress up as women, that says a lot more>inb4 they notthey were the ones begging for the high-heels kicks collab to be real
>>546101183The umbrella
>>546101142>straightOther way around. https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/tnum/546043175/deleted/deleted/
>>546101495thumbs up nice
30 minutes?
>>546096538>Malcolm>RazielMy NIGGA.
>>546101495>get to unreal during last season>the stupid OXR ranker doesn't unlock any stylesFUCKING NIGGERS.
I'm guessing that skateboard turtle and mecha team leader dog will be added this update. My best guesses for some other ones would 100% be a bird because the birds are the most industry-plant meme skins they added and I know that turkey one is coming so it'd make sense to make a Lil' Budge or whatever
>>546103213Real gs want Kain more
>>546103352Mine works fine but I did in ZB.All of my umbrellas have unreal unlocked again and have for a while. I know they didn’t work but they fixed it a few updates ago.
Hot damn, I always go to sleep early on update nights so I can wake up and see what's new but end up waking up right before the update anyways.Guess I'm refreshing twitter over and over and posting screenshots here, again.
>>546103704>ranked death star umbrellahow?I have the unreal blackbling but i cant edit styles on the umbrella.
Why.
Nick Eh 30 plays like a fucking spaz. No wonder all the kids I fight when I play build mode are always cracked on Adderall.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhhM-_fn7eg
for me? ... it's scratchy. i need a plain anthro character after they ruined scoob with the hoodie. itchy and scratchy show is cool. excited to see his leak and will be buying and running him for the rest of simspons season.
The awful physics on the straps for this style really ruin it for me. I wish he had a style with the bandana and sunglasses on his base outfit
>>546104275>watching this retardIf i want to watch builds sweat shit i go for Peterbot because hes actually good and based.
>>546104052Like I said mine is unlocked and has been for a few updates. I don’t know what happened to the people who still have that locked. If you didn’t do it in normal BR or ZB it might have something to do with it but I’m not sure. I know it shouldn’t matter since it’s supposed to take your highest rank anyway but I read a lot of people complaining that they still have their umbrella locked.
>>546104289do you really want to buy every anthro? not asking in an offensive tone or anything, just curiosity
>>546104224They're too lazy to model anything that would normally be covered so they just use some algorithm to roughly trace out a fake sock instead.
>>546104653He said he wanted a plain anthro you dumbshit
>>546104617Likely bugged because i only play ballistic.How retarded can these devs be, holy shit.Gonna write a ticket and see what they have to say.
>>546104692and is a cartoon character that really only fits the current season surely the best choice?
I hope we get Lilo and Stitch for summer. Nani skin pls. In a perfect world the lifeguard would get in as an apex gooner skin.
>>546104747Yeah that might be itEven on the two seasons I didn’t bother hitting unreal I had done it on reload and still have the unreal umbrella for both of those.
>>546104849The plainest anthro in the game currently is Meowscles and he's locked to an old battle pass. You ain't going to get anything better than Scratchy
All I want is an Itchy and Scratchy emote.They fight! They bite! They bite and fight and bite! Bite, bite, bite, Fight, fight, fight, The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
>>546104985Blitz, my beloved
THE ABOMINABLE FRINKMAN - jam track
>>546104994in really curious if they will include itchy as a sidekick or at the very least include him as a backbling or a appearance cameo in a emote, seems like a lost opportunity if they don't
>>546105118HOYVIN
>>546104965I noticed i have everything for season 1, both the backbling and the umbrella.After that? just the backbling, and the OXR one is still locked.How hard it is to have a simple check for max rank on the account that unlocks it, ffs.
>>546104967not an anthro enjoyer but wouldn't that be camille? if you mean male true
>>546104521>watching peterGOD HOLY BASED
I can't wait to stroke to the donut
>>546105290Dude is a fuckass, but has went to lan multiple times and took a shit on everyone.He has my respect.
>>546105236camille is the best and cutest fortnite skin ever. a plus is that she's very thin and plain, shes literally only wearing a tie, shes naked and anons freak out when we said scooby should have no clothes and call us furfags
>>546105231Send a ticket and hope it worksThey should be aware of this though I always see people on twitter complaining about it
>Just got home from work>Servers offlineWHAT THE FUCK?
Did they ever make the OG Kal-El's cape glider work with the newer Superman skin?
>>546105320someones gonna draw that
>>546105503Horrible.
>>546104994You forgot to add "and bark" after the 2nd and 4th lines
>>546105483its update day, the servers are scheduled to be up only a hour after downtime... but as shown on simspons launch day hopefully they dont fuck it up this time
>>546105395i don't get why it wasn't an extra style option on top of the cel-shading
>>546105236Fuck any "Anthro" skin that forces your default player icon to be this weird lookin bitch spwsv
>>546105687It's funny, I see real women on Delulu run Camille's human style exclusively.
>>546105425I don't have any hopes for it.I legit thought it was only the backblings that had ranked rewards, you made me realize that there are umbrellas too, and those haven't been unlocking since season 2 i think.At this point pretty sure they don't give a shit about the 200 idiots that still take ballistic seriously.
>>546105742I prefer her human style over the rat form honestly
donut>>546105503god fuck the color blue
>>546105754Wait did you actually play in the tournament to get the ranked umbrella?
go away
the fucking bird
leaks... doko...
>>546105816HOLY CUTE
>>546105828I hate the bird skins usually but the owl looks cool
>>546105834Mothpet... MOTHBROS WON! HELSIEFAGS BTFOOO!!!
>>546105831not this shit again
>>546105825Just ranked.i rush to unreal every time it resets in ballistic and call it.That gamemode is becoming worse and worse every season, im certain this was my last season, i had zero fun playing.They messed up everything, even the animations are horrible now, people that slide spam glitch out completely and they haven't done shit about it.
>>546105816Oh my God
>>546105948>that guy that said radioactive was rightkek
It's shitAt least Donut girl is cute
>>546105816>>546105834BEEG eyes
>dummy sidekickheaven forbid they used any of the current animals not named doggo, meowscles, or fishstick
>>546105948Super Styles look fucking awful, literally puke green. This battle pass is the worst EVER for a non-Simpsons fan.
>>546105948el homo verde
>>546105816>>546105828>>546106016HOLY FUCK FURRIES WON AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
>>546105816>the ACAB is truly overthank god
>>546106025ChihuahuaGODS
>>546106016>furry shit everywhereHoly hell man, GAY FURRY 666 is running this company, i swear to god.
>>546105973To get the umbrella you have to get 50 points in the ranked cupI think the umbrella was only a ranked reward once
and that's it, that's all your getting for the month
>>546105816Sexo
>>546106016>Are some very dark socks What the fuck is up with Matt
>thrillseeker cope already outkek, time to flex my brazillian only skin
>>546106025Wait. I don't hate the looks of these birds. or at least two of them
>>546106025GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Scratchybros
>>546106145Oh, so you played the ranked cup to get it?well, thats less crap then.the OXR backbling is still bugged and i want it unlocked though.
>>546106016>another white mtfLMAO FUCK BODE
Earn 100,000 XP on Mobile or PC
>>546106297LMAOOOOO
>>546106297no way... furgods are back
Man Lisa is really the only character that doesn't translate to 3d very well
>actually no skins for Mr. Burns or Sideshow Bob>when they modelled the legos already
>>546106297Oh he's free? Nice.I'll use crimal tycoon with xbox cloud
>>546106297I don't want this shit in my locker or archive. Fuck Epic Games.
>>546106297>Clyde freeHOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT FURRIES WON SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>546105828>>546105831>playing BF6>hear owls on map>"heh owls">come to thread>owl manIm being hunted
>>546106397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hrYnxUv0c
>>546106252Yeah every season there is a ranked cup of BR/ZB solos/duos that gives out the ranked umbrella. You have 3 hours to get 50 points to unlock it.I thought you had done the cup and it was still locked. The next one is one Wednesday if you want to get it for this umbrella. The cup runs all month so you have multiple chances to get it.
>>546106425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0
>>546106397cunny
Ok where the fuck is lupa then?
scratchygods
>>546106297toppest of keks, we will not be redeeming
I actually like the Dummy Dog I hope he's dummy thicc in-game
The Wings of Renown Emote is a new emote that allows you to show off your unlocked Blitz Royale Wing Tier when used and appears to be granted upon getting a win in Blitz Royale
>>546105816
>>546106476This simpsons umbrella looks like shit, im just pissed that i missed the death star one.
Can you disable pets? I'm so tired of seeing peoples ugly ass creatures running around me
>>546105816I just knew she'd be the highlight tonight
>>546106623Expected but nice
>>546106016donut cop is extremely cute and the wizard owl looks great too2 good skins in an update is already above average for me
>>546106639Guh
>>546106639now make her sucking a big black criminal cock
>>546106580Looks like shitGetting Krusty instead
>>546106613I can't tell if that's a chihuahua or a cat.
>>546106580Makes me wonder if Tom from Tom and Jerry could happen one day.
>>546106623should have been a IX if you know what i mean
>>546106703good morning saar
>>546106641Unlucky I’m letting you know for future umbrellas though50 points in 3 hours is free and probably 1/2 games max unless it’s a reload cup
>>546106613Yesss little flying creatures confirmedFuck land animals
>>546106720what about it exactly looks bad?>>546106785it will eventually and bugs bunny
How many more goalls are you willing to make?
Peely BP pages, no third Banana Dog :(
>another Adam skinBased
>>546106491STANDING
>>546106806all the spiccers are gonna buy the Chihuahua
>>546106837I dont think it survived the translation to 3d well, it looks awkward
>>546106806we Madoka now
>>546106887rip to all the retards who thought we were going to get spider pig for free
>no King Homer>no Donut Head Homer>no Incredible Hulk Homer>no TNT Homergay
>>546105816We need an ass check asap
>>546107001>no Incredible Hulk HomerYou get green homer. It's basically the same thing.
Wait a second
>>546106613I own a chihuahua irl so I feel obligated to get that sidekick...
Winter Rush upcoming skin it's just like Summer Rush but in december
>>546107062>Ferrari F40Okay, now this is Based.
>>546107001>No sexy cop Marge>No young hair down Marge>No kid Marge in a robot suit like her kids>No primal Marge>No bongo comic ear Marge>No Large Marge>No naked Marge but her hair covers everything>No nightgown Marge>No playboy MargeIT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
>>546107075we go through this same song and dance everytime. its gonna be flat in locker due to the idle pose and decent in-game which will only get revealed later since people just take locker pics
>>546105828The Kestrel is actually kinda coolThe biggest turn off from thw birds where the dumbass bulbous eyes so I'm glad these don't have that issue
>>546107209>might be freeDoubt.
>>546107209NICE i hope she has cool facial expressions
>>546107160CROISSAINT GIRL STILL ALIVE!?!?!?!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?!?!!?!
>>546107062Very nice. Would cop if I didn't already have the Azura.
>>546107337Well, that is a filled donut.
>>546107275
>>546107337PVMPING
>event is surviving Homer waves
>>546106757Apparently it's called Teacup Chi-Pup so it's a chihuahua
>>546107310Kill yourself retarded tranny.
>>546107160wtf thats actually real lol
https://x.com/TheSimpsons/status/1988021893753196607HAHAHAHAHA
Damn. I had a chihuahua that passed away a few years ago. I feel like I have to get this guy now
Does Scratchy not have a back bling or pickaxe?
>>546107337Holy sexo. Would stuff lovingly.I get a little tear of joy every time I'm reminded the ass ban is finally over.
only concept skin this update
>>546107337Guhhh
it's not a chihuahua it's a cat
>>546107609https://voca.ro/18gpjazIvHAi
>>546107634Just fuck my shit up
AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO
>>546107634And of course Bode gives her a dumbass tattoo
>
>>546107656https://x.com/FireMonkey/status/1988178462893551760Ok
>>546107613Now if only they'd reverse the boob ban.>>546107634Well...at least she doesn't have a crop top?
>>546107634aside from added tattoos its basically a perfect translation to 3D, the problem is the concept itself is boring
>>546107602idk its weird that him and moe have no bundle, all I've seen from leaks are the skins. i was assuming he'd have a emote and his axe or hammer as a pickaxe
>>546107634That's a man. >>546107718>her>>546107787>she
>>546107890nta but the skins themselves are likely unencrypted because they're also going to be NPCs on the map, while the back blings and pickaxes don't necessarily need to be encrypted
last thing i'm posting, the theme of C7 but i think that was known by nowrate the update /fng/
>>5461080080/10. They blocked Lisa panties from being seen
actually two more things, if anyone wants to hear about the lore https://x.com/Egyptian_Leaker/status/1988175749422215498 and pic rel is the location of the final eventgoing to bed, later
>>546107726
Robo Marge when?
>>546108008meh/10, scratchy and donut cop are cool but shitty ass clyde is free instead of donut cop or plantina
>>546108159Holy shit thank you. This makes future ventures even easier.
>>546107956Do you think there was enough people crying about Thrilldiver that they released a cope just for that even though literally the only reason anyone wanted it was because it wasn't easily obtainable Like literally NO ONE legitimately wanted Thrilldiver
what the fuck are those bird skins
>>546108159So do you just...leave once you've punched 50 things? There's gotta be a catch.
>>546107956>>546108445That one is also (likely) locked to another promo like the purple one, meaning you need a code to unlock the skin quest
>>546108008A baker's dozen out of 10
>>546108504I think the idea is that since they made it that you can leave missions after getting all your dailies collecting/destroyed, resupplies have become the least selected mission typeso now you just destroy 50 things and afk
>>546108474Do not pull this shit.
>>546108474kissing Ramirez even after she dry heaves!
>>546108578Wonder if they'll do that with radar towers. They're just as bad except they take 20 minutes instead of 10.
>>546108684the easy fix for that is just make it so you can leave as soon as the towers are done, but that might make it the most efficient mission type in the game in terms of exp if you join public ones
what's the lore behind this Bird hate?
>>546108159What they need to do is cut the shelter charge time down to 4 minutes or so, or actually more like 4 seconds. I fucking hate jiggling the mouse for 10 minutes and getting kicked if I get distracted for 0.00005 seconds while waiting.
>>546108896james hetfield
No way this is a thing.
>>546109019roblox developers have been ignoring fortnite because you can't do predatory microtransactionsthis is the fix
>>546109019Holy fuck change your fucking font if you're going to keep posting twitter screenshots
>>546108896They're starting to feel oversaturated compared to other theme skins, I will say these look interesting
>>546109019we will be supporting red vs blue
>>546109019this is easily the worst shit they could've implemented, creative is already cancer and this will just up their complaints by 50000% when retarded timmies keep getting scammed out of their veebs
>>546108896I'll never forget when Tex Flamingo MOGGED sabrina carpenter in her own festival video. zesty fucking bird
>>546109139It's not a scam thoughbeit
>>546109101My bad, bro.
>>546109139>>546109089>>546109019Just... don't pay for the subhuman cattle UEFN slop? I really don't care if some retarded sub 70 IQ moron gets scammed.
>>546109019>spending vbucks on a fucking creative slop mapliterally only children will do this. this is ENTIRELY designed to scam children.
>>546107174>You'd be better off spending it on chocolate desu
>>546109347Woah based changes? That mission always sucked fucking dick since you would be 160/200 waiting for husks to spawn in so you don't fail the mission at the last couple minutes.
>>546106297I don't want this trash in my locker
>just tyler the creator and stranger things slop until start of next chapter>then nothing for two weeks until WB mode and the christmas collab rush happensFUCK
said it before but epic sure has been interested in STW lately
>>546107326its literally the same car lol
>>546106613>Moth doesn't have pink as a base color so I couldn't do a Rosy Maple Moth if I even wanted to>Still haven't dropped the permanent appearance gimmick>They're still gonna be in the top of Best SellersFucking shit why can't any of the big streamers talk about them being a scam that's literally the only way people would start bitching about it way more to get Epic to reconsider changing it
>>546109669It's literally the most played mode on this game
dont talk to me until I've had my covfefe.
>>546109669theyre prepping for the f2p release, watch as they update the old UI
>>546109669It out numbers or outright outlived all their other metaverse slop.
could this be for the fallout series season 2 with Lucy and defaults in vault suits?
>>546109504
>>546109845>defaultsdon't care because it's not gonna be any of the defaults people actually like
>>546106839>>546107285>>546107417>>546107726>>546109019Your grandma font fucking sucks mexicANO
>>546109845This looks pretty New Vegas to me.
>>546109930>Still no Jonesy in a Ghost busters suit
>>546106016Sprinkle, the owl and kestrelm and the other half of the Simpsons skins are definitely very nice.Bird haters in SHAMBLES
>>546110190fuck
>>546106613Shant consume overpriced slop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jvDKvQXLy0
>>546110190That's.. actually both a bastard decision and a clever one? Huh. No more having to do a bunch of extra 12-14 levels strictly to get this shit after the rest of the pass, if I just keep up on a season's weeks I'm done. Then again I can also see this being kind of miserable in a proper length season, and it forces people to have to go play the BR mode to get everything, so it's fiendish too.
>>546110190Gay, I've been afking all of it. I think I played like 2 matches
>>546110190We had it so easy and yet you niggers HAD to complain about muh secret skins challengesFUCK YOU
>>546110190so if i completed all my weekly quests i have to wait till next week? burgh
>>546110190>Forcing me to grind these fucking dogshit quests in one of the sweatiest BR seasons ever
C7S1 starter probs
>>546110190AFKniggas......we actually have to play the game.......fuck......
>>546110419>blahajTHATS A MAN BABY
>that tranny ikea shark
>>546110389My map is completely greyed out, I have not done a single BR match at all.
>>546110419>tranny colors
>>546110419wow they're really not hiding the trans colors and skin allegations on that shark slapper pickaxe. they're skin team really is full of trannies
>>546110190creativesissies in shambles
where is the bugatti?
>>546110419Heslie sisters with anotha DUB*DABS UP THE HOT SAUCE IN THIS MOTHEAFUCKIN BITCH DAB DAB DAB*
New mythic slop for the season>>546110190Oh so they actually did go back to weekly quest completion for secret skins huh, well that's aids.
>>546110338wait is that real
>>546110419>blahajtranny skin
>>546110419TRALALERO TRALALA
>>546108423now scurvy shoals won't be cancer with its 5 billion unsearchable plants
/our girl/ when?
>>546110190Time to update my Note 8 and run some bot lobbies.
>>546110576>red dot sight AR as a mythic>rich get richer yet againWhy can't you learn your FUCKING LESSON
what the fuck is a blahaj
>>546110190bot lobby chads RISE UP
>>546110190this probably means there's not enough weekly quests to unlock everything now then. that screws up my crew sub. unless someone finds a chapter 2 season 6 ragnarok tier quest glitch again
https://x.com/FN_Assist/status/1988191432214253981
>>546107987Will pickup Moe bundle only if his dance is part of it
anything leak about crew/gamepass stuff? its getting added in a week but im just curious
>>546110576i like this new approach of drip feeding new weapons so people dont hate the season right away. give people what they know first, every week or two add new stuff when they get bored
>>546110719Just, like, sweat it out bro. Spend 8 hours a day on Aimlab and watching Clix streams bro, it's not hard
>>546110792the shark plushie from ikea that became a tranny icon like 10 years ago. i own one btw.
>>546110927Finally...storylinekino. Tim isn't gonna fuck us over, right lorebros?
>>546110954SWEET JESUSthis might unironically be the fastest mission in ventures now
>>546111131foodthemed shop probably the donut girl releasing day one
>>546111028what the hell does ikea has to do with th- y'know what? no i don't think i want to know, thank you
Rev up those vpns
>>546110576>All the ARs in the lootpool suck at range, even at midrange because bloom>Let's add an exotic scoped AR that also has even more improved accuracy and a faster fire rate when scoped in>Will cause the season to devolve into another season of a "get this or you instantly lose" meta because there's only one of themWell time to go play something else I guess
>new dog has a dbz power up emotenot being subtle
>>546108159>>546109347>>546110954>stw is going f2pi guess say goodbye to free vcucks
>>546111470>stw is going f2pHasn't it been free for a while?
>>546111306it by default has trans colors. blue, pink and white.
>>546111501no you need to buy a stw pack to play it
>>546110957Surely Epic will cook up a better model, right?
>>546111501Not really. Last time I checked you still needed the starter packs from the shops to get access to them
>>546111470Founderbux are not leaving. You haven't been able to buy into getting them for years, you only get llama tickets for the dalies if you aren't a founder.
>>546111426>finally aimgods can properly punish blasty niggers that spam it at endgame.Can't wait to beam those niglets out of the air.
Hazbin Hotel collab when
>>546111617...a better model for the Miku Kicks tm
Might switch from the slurp guitar to this one now.
>>546111645>>546111571Wait people are still buying Save the World and NOT getting the free Vbucks? Holy shit that's fucking sad, no wonder Timmy bought all those acres of fucking nothing.
>>546111713Spoken like somebody who FLUBS their shots under pressure
>>546111807I'm not the high sens retards you see posting clips here.
>>546111802Eh, to be fair the skins can be alright sometimes so it's not all doom and gloom.
>>546110190based I've already completed all the br weekly quests, so those plus the ones from afking in creative i should have enough to instantly unlock everything
>>546111790About damn time. Been wanting to use the non stickered version with fletcher for ages,
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
>>546110190So it's retroactive and will count quests you've already done?
creative has weekly quests you tards
>>546111790they should do power chords six string backbling as a useable guitar/pickaxe
>>546111790>giving a style to a fomo item that hasn't been available for four years
>>546112065yeah
Miku getting a second wave of cosmetics
>>546112138Just, like, time travel to when the item was still available or buy an account with it off of some shady Guatemalan account dealer bro, it's not hard
>>546112095Those have never counted for bonus rewards in past chapters.
>>546110957i hope she gets a cel-shaded car this time but do you guys think MEIKO has a chance of getting in? she's my favorite vocaloid
>>546111943Why do i have a feeling i have seen you around?thats a very specific combo.
>>546106580Looks kuleen, new sweet skin?
>>546112190*in Rocket League
>>546112308Please do not co-opt the goofy cartoon cat skin you godless leather-clad heathens
when are servers going back up?
>>546111698>Founderbux are not leaving
>>546112340it's both so it could be her Sonic Crossworlds outfit and car
>>546110576>Red-EyeThis season started off so good too...
>>546112280You must be thinking of someone else. I've never used that combo because of sunny's stickers not being removeable like the harvester version.
>>546112379Thankfully cel skins fucking glow from beyond so they'll never be sweaty
>>546106639This bitch ugly but I will be buying the backbling and wrap
>>546112190She's in!
>>546112436do people like that shitty AR? every time I've used that garbage half the bullets will just phase through enemies
>>546112263the fact that leakers are specifically saying Miku makes me think we will not see any other vocaloids for this wave at least
servers up go faggots
>>546112709It's a red-dot so it's incredibly accurate and won't absolutely diarrhoea shart itself from bloom
>>546111717with how well the show is going, expect next fortnitemares or this christmas
Tyler would be the guy to say "Put me in the game and make me look weird as fuck"
>>546112750feels bad, Meiko always gets left out but at least Miku is cool so i don't mind her getting more stuff
>>546112834i mean I'll literally see the bullet hit an enemy and it won't register a hit
>>546112964Should have moved closer to where the servers are located
Inazuma Eleven collab when
>>546113048Creative truly was a mistake.
>>546112938Assuming this is real, the fuck is that face model?
>>546112379Fry has seen some shitBTW STW dailies reset after the update, founderchads
>>546113175It's not
>>546112610One can only hope...
>400 alert veebs in two days to top off founderchad seasonEating good
>>546113048are there really 8 year olds staying up this late just waiting to play steal the brainrot
>For some reason, updating is painfully slowTim...
>>546113349>gimmicksIm sticking to OG forever.
fyi - I got the black and gold style but didn't buy the pass after my crew ran out, and epic just granted me the other two styles because $10-$12 for styles I'd never use (black and gold is best) didn't make senseneat
>updating>put on quick game while I wait>Scott Pilgrim the game>realize they'll be a great collab>remember Scott is a pedophile Thankfully epic doesn't care about that anymore right haha
>super styles are shit as always>peely shit is unsurprisingly trash>had the disgusting ralph emoticon bombed into my locker and some of the other peely stuff alreadythis season sucks
>>546113756i dont get but the owl is looks way out of place for a fortnite original skin
>>546113713>super styles are shit as alwaysyes>had the disgusting ralph emoticon bombed into my locker and some of the other peely stuff alreadyyes>peely shit is unsurprisingly trashincorrect, banana hater
>slept in and didn't get to do the v-bucks alerts before maintenance>they're gonebehead every single miserable retard "working" at epic
>>546111790>still can't choose this stylelame. Also is the locker menu feel sluggish for anyone else
this retard doesnt even know he exists
>>546113951its sorta weird because all the patches for the last 6 months except the vbucks change one haven't refreshed alerts, so not sure why it did this time
>>546113968nemia would never say the r word
Soon you can spend your Vbucks on Steal the Brainrot
>>546114035This is all because of the Roblox shit a few months ago isn't it?
Eliminate and Resupply are now standard alerts, cool. I think??
>>546109845>>546110042Fallout 4 just got an update on PS4.
>>546114108If you dont want to spend on Robloxsloppa you can gacha it away
>>546113951>>546110954...okay, they made ONE good change this update. The person responsible may be spared.
>>546114242This picture of Jonesy is so erotic and sexy
>Servers just came back up like 10 minutes ago>peely cosmetics are back to being from weekly quests>load into a lobby to get the last couple done before the next ones start>Very first game land at krusty burger to break objects>Instantly shot by a gimpsuit with a gold thunder and immediately spams INEEDMESOMEBUSSINNOBOBBINITLESGO emoteBot lobbies it is
Fortnite please I need a cute sidekick that isnt an animal
>>546113968>Nemiafag uses the FishEw time to buy a new Sidekick
>>546114392Maybe stop being trash at the game faggot
>>546110954According to archer this hasn't been enabled just yet. hopefully it's in an upcoming update since they changed resupply missions. https://x.com/archer_fortnite/status/1988194414527959070
>>546114498please do you weirdo
>>546114392you just got ragebaited
>>546114392You too could wield such power if only you put away your senseless pride and donned the gimpsuit. Become the fart slave, and great power shall be yours.
>>546114501It's 11:24am on a tuesday keep the (you) farming for the amerimutt hours saar
>>546114672i feel like this is unironically the only way for me to stop seething at gimpsuits, boughtening one myself and becoming one
>>546113954Im going to give the game an hour or two to get to operating temperature, game is not responding.Also, StW is going f2p.
>>546114845I mean if you did you could always give it garishly awful colours and backblings/pickaxes as a joke, but then again it's still contributing to the gimpsuit agenda of everyone looking like an unloaded player model so eh
>>546114910>StW is going f2pI remember Epic saying this, like... 6 years ago.
>>546114392I think BR needs traps, I used to get zappers in OG, why can't they bring those back.
>>546114941erm
>>546114941BIG_____COCK
>>546114910Wonder if they'll ever fix trap durability survivors being the only useful ones.>Also, StW is going f2p.I'm not opposed to this but man does it make me worry about endurance afk if more people start doing it. Creative's already annoying with having to be moving occasionally to keep xp flowing.
>>546115179If Moe ends up being a Twitch drop or some shit I swear to fuck
>>546115051traps are low skill bullshit that ruin the comp balance
>>546115372LOL
>>546115006NTA but the only superhero skin I bought was when my friends wanted to do an incredibly gassy squad back in Hunters, they stopped playing back in star wars and might repurpose it for a cope nightwing or something
>constable sprinklecanonically british
>>546115513poppycock
>>546115513Chav donut wife.....
If STW ever goes free to play they'd have to backpay people for those expensive STW packs. which they won't.
>OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT KNIFE
Every time I try to steal a brain rot from a guy they just leave and I can't pick up the thing. I get locked into a gay corner with traps and leave before anyone grabs anything and I just log back in to my rarest shit gone.
>>546115747its better to play in private lobbies
>>546114392The condom probably always drops there and knew the mystery box location.Just get a car or mobility items first.
>>546115802I was waiting for my friend to update so we could private up and I could give him my Secrets but I alt tabbed into my dumb ass being robbed by a fucking Kai cenat
>>546115372Actual trvke
>>546115941Better with the shades on
>>546110576>design a small map around mediocre ARs>throw in 1 singular scoped laser beam AR that's also mythic, better accuracy, 0 bloom at full auto, and increased rate of fire>yet another season ruined by nuclear instakill scoped AR bullshit>yet another season ruined by "find my 1 instawin gun or else you lose" meta
>>546114845>reflect on your failure and draw necessary conclusions >OR buy an ugly tryhard skin and continue to take Ls
>>546115941I wanna poke her in the eye
>>546115941TITE
>>546116220gimpsuit skins are literal paid advantage though
>>546116220>>reflect on your failure and draw necessary conclusionsNTA but to be fair, what are you gonna draw from getting bukkaked nigh-instantaneously by some raging faggot in spandex with a legendary tier gun? Just don't land? Just hide in the corner for the entire match? Just get luckier?????
What's the best footnigga skin?
>>546116327nta but theyre rolling the dicePick green and youre fucked in urban areas or snowPick black and you stand out in snow and grassPick grey and you stand out in grass and dirt
>>546109019>>546106613>Put in fucking vbuck microtransactions for UEFN maps to scam children>which will make basically all Creative shit pay to win and even more terrible than it currently is>still making pets with one-time customization even with massive community backlash to scam children and retarded paypig adultsRemember how we finally got shop timers after a lawsuit? We need like a good 5 more to fix this game
>>546116180Both work for me. The bucktooth smile also helps her look goofier
these birds are way overbaked for fortnite originals
>>546116473the cobra kai skins that are seemingly not returning anytime soon
>>546116327>>546115814Fucker probably also had the confidence to not crouch after finding a legendary weapon, so anon just ignored a condom flying towards him and continued to fucking hit tables with his pickaxe like a bot
>>546116865>get two birds that don't look like shit with fugly bulging fishstick eyes>people hate them
>>546116692imagine eating her asshole clean
>find 2 gold ARs>see Miku talking to Homer>drop one for them>we both crouch dance>run off our separate waysGodspeed Miku
>>546117298Based
>>546117298reported for teaming
You WILL spend 500 V-Bucks for a super duper rare brainrot, right /fng/?
>>546117298miku players are always the coolest
Don't these creative map players get literal millions of dollars from Epic? What's with the predatory V-buck shit now? Trying to give a win to the "smaller" creators while also making the rich extremely richer?
>>546116692
I swear to God there used to be a setting to auto-claim BP rewards. Then it was changed to press a button to claim all rewards. Now its hold down a button to claim all rewards? What the fuck is happening
>>546116473Etheria
>>546117561>What's with the predatory V-buck shit now?They got mogged by Roblox and are playing catch-up.
>Unlocks on Nov 11Okay, it's Nov 11 nowWhy isn't the next page of the Battle Pass unlocked yet?What time, PST, does Fortnite officially recognize a calendar date change?
>>546116865There's one team of indians that overdesign skins and you can really tell when it's them>>546117646That was too convenient so they had to hold every reward and make it a giant glowing square with sound effects to let you know you have rewards to try and annoy players into viewing and buying the battle pass to make it go away and make autists become addicted to the sensory overload from it
>don't have to look for those pointless crates in resupply anymore
>>546118120should be at the same time daily quests reset
>>546114392Don't worry anon.I've been thinking about getting myself a spoofer and a cheat soon.I will make it my duty to hunt down any sweat i see and ragehack against them.
>>546118229What time is that?
>>546118354in 2 hours
>>546118354the time it says in game
>>546116865>>546118148>There's a team of Indians that overdesign skins Honestly. Just replace whatever the skin is with and Indian guy and you can tell it's SLOP
LotR skins when?
>jeets at epic couldn't stop bonus skins breaking every season through ch6 and went back to quest rewards>>54611812037 minutes
the falling donuts are so cool. god this season is so peak
https://x.com/realAlucar/status/1988204378642403330>Scratchy will jump out of the tv and attack you like Billy from last years fortnitemares. I also saw a Moe icon on the map but died to some shitter before I could see if it was a boss or not
>>546118746Why the fuck are bosses so piss easy now
My authentic og experience aieeee!!!
Tycoon xp farming? ZzzzEndurance xp? based
>>546115676>If STW ever goes free to play they'd have to backpay people for those expensive STW packs.They don't because you still get VBucks and you still got STW access from it. If anything they might reduce the price going forward but that's it.
>>546118746scratchy looks purrfect to me! hope he releases day 1 or soon pwease
It's amazing. I always play to have fun and I'm always like level 300+ at the end of every season. Never once did I need to just sit afk acting like a faggot with the homeboys on discord for 30 minutes to power level my way out of playing a video game.
good for you big boy
Is it just me or has the game's performance improved with the updoot?
we will be buying scratchy
>>546119117for mini seasons you really don't, but for the longer seasons especially when theres a skin at lvl 100 that you want right away, ill afk farm tycoon slop while i sleep because i have a "I WANT IT NOW!!!" attitude
Played 5 games last night and no boss spawns, couldn't do the emote quest.
how did you know I was a big boy?
>"FINALE EVENT IS HUGE AND HAS 5 PHASES :fire: :fire:">"We will be able to use bikes, jetpacks, SEEMS LIKE A INSANELY BIG BATTLE TO SAVE THE ISLAND">Finale event is just Fracture againGreat...
>>546119117>turn on mouse jiggler>load into tycoon map>go do something else>load into STW>turn on SSD>go do something elseWhat exactly is the problem here.>I'M HAVING FUN THAT's WHY I'M SO ANGRY YOU'RE AFKINGTim Sweeny is that you.
>>546119396Isn't the jiggler method kill at this point?Lego AFK hasn't been a thing for a while either
>>546107337>goofy female cop skin with a bubble buttwhat the fuck is happening is the game doing this bad its finally uncucking itself
>People trying to justify afking in a video game so you can play less of a video game that you're choosing to play
>>546119471>Isn't the jiggler method kill at this point?it hasnt
>>546117561>let map creators do pay to win shit to copy roblox>don't fix the actual problems with UEFN tools or its ecosystem or how to search for and find maps or clickbait or no custom items / weapons>further push people away from creative with TYCOON EARNER BONUS GET DOUBLE TYCOON BUCKS ONLY $5 IN VBUCKS!!!>still no thin client>game still runs like shit on mobile and takes up a million GB>game on PC still runs like shit and take up a million GB>more payouts for third world grifters meaning Epic funneling EVEN MORE MONEY THAN THE LITERAL BILLIONS THEY SHOVEL INTO UEFN MAP MAKERS FOR DOING NOTHING AND SCAMMING KIDS OUT OF VBUCKS INSTEAD OF HIRING GOOD SKIN DESIGNERS OR MAKING THE GAMEPLAY FUNWe need a sweeneyjak because his retardation will never stop so it'll always be in season
i play 9 hours a day and my balls are sweaty
>>546119563I don't want to play BR
>>546119861i wish i could huff them while you play
>>546109669>said it before but epic sure has been interested in STW latelyThey've been slowly adding more and more QOL updates and asking more about it on surveys each time they have a new one. They finally realized after years that despite all their retarded metaverse shit failed STW maintained and grew it's playerbase over several years. Might be they start investing in their one not dead metaverse mode finally.
Don't get people, rocket racing is super fun, it should be more popular.
>>546119471Nope, both work with jiggler. >>546119563Why are you so angry about this, not a lot going on buddy?
>>546120145they NEED to make fortkart, we need more silly modes to see my favorite skins do cool stuff like festival
>>546119668>>546120212Same one as before or a different program? It stopped working for me in lego a while back so I assumed it wasn't working anywhere
>>546120145it doesn't feel like fortnite. why can't i see my skin, why aren't we using fornite items? why aren't there more fortnite locations based on old POIs?
>>546119563i like to get all bps done right away so i can enjoy the game at my own pace, be it BR, lego, creative, and so on and not rely on shitty quests
>>546120145The cars all function the exact same with no variation at all, no items. It's a really lame arcade racer. It was just an excuse to sell car cosmetics early on
>>546120145Need more bimbo gyaru skins
Really hope they walk back this V-Bucks fore creative slop shit because this is the kinda shit that can kill the game
>>546120548Hope mentioned
>>546119760
>They added vaulting and sliding to Lego fortniteWho is still playing this? Kids?
>>546120548Can't wait for the lawsuits when little Billy uses his mom's credit card to spend $1000 in a month on Steal the Brainrot.
>>546120548everyone already ate up the sidekick slop, nothing will happen...
>>546120548Roblox is stronger than everWhat people have to understand it's that every new generation of horse armour is not targetting current players, It's for future playerslittle kiddies are growing up in a gaming environment full of shit like this, they are being primed for even worse monetization in the futurejust look at fortnite, 10-20$ skins with no backbling or harvesting tool, subscriptions, sidekicks you can purchase multiple times
>>546120749you say that like fortnite by itself isnt a kids game
Thread needs more hose.What settings do I need for celshade to not look jank? Effects high?
>>546120761>lawsuits when the EULA is required to be agreed upon to play
>It's just slurp rush>>546120548tim is a retard and is going to keep going all in on the metaverse, next he's going to make the option to paywall even accessing creative maps, cough up 5 bucks for ishowskibidi tycoon box wars 2v2v2
>>546094057>SoonTMChrist I hate "leakers"
>>546120862Get that shit tier fetish out here /fng/ is for big boobs.
>>546120812Let them grow unc
lol, fuck you @Ninja
>>546098089I would totally buy that skin
>>546121050Trust the plan
>>546121125>shilling for Brendan's sloppakys
I'm ready for chapter 7
>emote called MAPS that has emotional exploitation music lyricsAnd they say Roblox is the groomer game.
>>546120767They didn't eat it up, but they're just ignoring the public outcry for this. IN app purchases however will get them raped by the FTC and if not, class action, I can't wait since Tim is a fucking retard and can't stop making the worst decisions at all times.
>Removing 3 daily quests after the updateWhy they do that?
>>546121743they've been doing this for years, your own fault for not getting them done before the update. For knowers we got an extra 50
LOREGODS WW@
>>546121348
Crazy that all we're missing is Nightcrawler and Angel
>>54612122110inch attitude
>>546121826
>>546121917>Vision>Beast>The ice guy>Luke Cageermmm
>Moe gets: >NOTHING!!! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!also the new dummy dog is cute I like that one, the other 2 are okay but still no cats are they fucking retarded? my girlfriend wants a cat
>>546121495Hope we hope hope hope hope.
Yes dood I've always wanted to play as marge simpsons covered in radioactive waste goo fuck yes duu
>>546122078>Luke Cageguy from spiderman web of shadows!
>>546122078I swear we got VisionBut still we're closeAlso Iceman
>>546120767It's over.I can't believe Timmy would let Disney violate us like that(again)
>>546121835GUH !MY SKIRT FETISH! HNGHHH
AAIIIIEEEE AAAAIIIIEEEEE AAHHHHH GOT THIS FEELIN YEAH YOU KNOW, WHERE IM LOSIN ALL CONTROL, CUZ THERES MAGIC ON MAH BONES
>>546122536We're gonna get absorbed into the Disney cyberpunk megacorp-state soon eventually, may as well get started and adapt now rather than later
>>546122693We've already been hooked to Disney life extender sim pods since the 90sThe real world is dark and cloudy with a golden Mickey statue eith wires connected to every human since born
>doll collectors forced to play the game to get PeelyGood
I don't know how much longer I'll be able to fight back the temptation of buying the doberman.
>>546121353I prefer not to trust so that I don't get my hopes up. If I'm wrong, I can only be pleasantly surprised.
>>546121826I'm never getting my hopes up again.
quit clowning around!
>>546123230GOTTA ROOONNNNNNN-ACK
>>546123230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiQpOv3ks2Y ACK
>>546123230CAMILLE NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED FOR ANTISEMITISM
hope mentioned
Doo-doo-doo-doo
>>546123230>36
Shes in the files
>>546123230>5 players left>0 kills
tf is this face
She said the tomato's in springfield looked off>>546123805Nta but I've been experiencing a ton of 36-40 damage point blank shots with my shotguns too, it's mad annoying
I wish they would allow a kick option in STW already
>>546123935HE NOTICED, RUN!
>>546123935>ratfucker plays like a ratThis one should be obvious though
>>546123909I was in your moms files last night
>>546123935alls fare in a game of br
>>546123935they're using the rat skin retard
>>546124060that wasnt me though, i use cheese backbling and red converses
what do yall think of the bonus rewards page 2 and peelfessor frink pages that got released today?looks wack to me
>>546124334I don't think, I unlock and archive if nothing catches my eye before moving on with my life.
>>546124334probably never going to use any of them even once but still going to torture myself trying to get them later. not cool we're going back to the quest unlock shit, guess BR player pop is hurting.the booger superstyles are all dogshit. pretty bad battle pass overall.
so is it only BR weeklies that count for peely pages?
>>546112190Another Miku collab has hit Festival
>>546124334as a 90's kid it reminds me of nickelodeon toys, or grossout splat toys with the goop.
>>546122226do these apply to both styles or just the base one. can I play as radioactive splooge devil homer
the concept of some 8 year old dropping vbucks on steal the brainrot pay2win is pretty grimbut i begged my parents for 2 dollar app game microtransactions when i was a kid too so
I was expecting something iconic like pink donut Chowder motif for the super styles, not sure why the went for something that lorefags don't even care about
>>546124759both styles
>>546124009>tfw keep getting shat on by tacs while point blank thunder shots barely scrapeMangAt least the hunter shotty is nice for finishers and popping
>>546124759both styles, you can be radioactive witch marge, radioactive sexy flanders and radioactive evil homer
>>546124334I like his Danny Elfman-esque theme songhttps://youtu.be/dm2CpEwfPzQ
>>546123935i was indeed ratting it up but i ended the game with 3 kills against real players, i posted my shitter win earlier, this was the same game.>>546095284
>>546124613yeah, i just did some weekly creative quests to test and they don't progress it. you have to actually play BR, and since there aren't enough quests, the last items are timegated for another entire week.
>>546124905The Cheddar is all mine, congrats
>>546124334As far as peely copes go it's, average, my sub runs out in 2 days and there weren't enough weekly challenges so I'll miss the second style skin but I honestly think it looks retarded and don't care for it
>>546124868this sounded fun and it is, niceru
>>546125158I really don't mind having to do quests for it but more timegating isn't great
>mothman peti said to myself i wouldn’t buy original sidekicks… its tough with the new ones they added today!!
>>546125158>the last items are timegated for another entire week.Yeah, if I knew they were going back to weekly quest timegates I would've held my sub, but now I'll miss the last three because it runs out later tonight.
>>546125540Just resub on the last day. you'll get this + next bp then for like a full month
>>546125540lmao are you actually gonna run that goofy ass skin
>>546124334I do not like the lips and eyes, they unsettle me
https://www.fortnite.com/news/tools-for-in-island-transactions-now-available-to-fortnite-developers?lang=en-US
>>546125981Creative is a cancer
>mothman wings actually kinda fit on CamilleOooo
>>546126030What's even worse is that you can only basically sell P2W shit on islands and you can't even make your own cosmetics. It's just going to make the Steal the Brainrot jew richer.
did anyone clip homer doing the bring it around emote yet?
>>546125981I'll give them the bare minimum of credit and say I'm surprised they made it so creator retards can't just paywall XP but this is still some ass cancer
It occurs to me the new simpsons shit works really well for Bender. The nuclear waste and fuel rod tongs fit the sewer mutant thing that's a big part of Futurama. Now just need Nibbler as a sidekick.
>>546116865>these birds are way overbaked for fortnite originalsIt's the feathers all being individually modelled to me, makes them look like mascot suits or more like scales. Compare that to the previous bird skins where the feathers look more natural and they actually look like anthropomorphic birds
For the love of God Epic, i will literally buy every single bird skin if you would just make it so that Respawn Rumble chooses a random named location each gameOr just make a proper TDM gamemode, i just wanna fucking shoot dudes
>>546126239Twitter had a lot of editsI dont want to download and rip audio to post it
>>546116865more names to that James "fuck birds" Hatefield CD cover, I guess.
>>546116865>wagie bird on the verge of a complete mental collapselmfao he looks more likely to go on a rampage than the tactical bird
>want the birds skins>everytime they come to the shop a new collab comes outWHY?!? and it’s still happening because if Vecna comes to the shop I am getting Vecna instead of any of the old or new birds
>>546124771>but i begged my parents for 2 dollar app game microtransactions when i was a kid too soUm, hello zoomer? You can stay since you posted a cute Remi though
Judy_Hopps sound HMOFA
>>546125686first style yeah, but not the scientist one that's just my collection 'tism grumbling about missing it
>>546126061lemme shee
>>546126920FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS WHAT ARE WE IN 2009 WTF! THAT STUPID FUCKING MOUSE STOP KILLING FESTIVAL
moe
>>546126920MONORAIL
>>546127197if there's no "say some gangster is dissing your fly girl" emote, its moevER
>>546127197bro is like me fr fr
>>546126920>Monorail SongCasuals filtered
>>546126920why didn't they include a single actual simpsons song in the bp at allwe get that stupid banana frink oc song but not anything from the show
God I fucking hate Metal Gear "fans"
>>546126920The "they're busy adding pro vocals/drums to old songs" cope is running out
how viable is it to play like the gimpsuit
>>546126827it was like 14 years ago i spent my allowance on virtual sheep shears
>>546127559if they put real music in the BP, they have to pay a cut of all BP sales for song royalties. some shat-out fortnite original song vaguely themed after the collab is much cheaper.
>>546127559Yea the songs aren’t really worth 500 bucks with how short they are
The locker actually gets more broken every update. I actually had a cope once they'd let us customize which item types the preset menu showed, but they can't even get anything to work as is.
>>546127759this is exactly the type of shit why i hate playing this game sometimesi just wanna fucking shoot people
>Fix the long rendering times for locker cosmetics>Lazily slap the render file over it insteadThe saars earning their winter break with this one
>>546127993>more ui bugs>updates with less and less polish>performance getting worse every update>still gonna pat themselves on the back, ask for best ongoing game award and go on winter break like they deserve it
wait, DID THEY FIX SUNSPOTS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS???
>jonis face still fuckedyeah it's never getting fixed is it
>>546128140>>546128276And here I was hoping for more loadout slotsThe fact if you want the character to actually show in the full loadout menu you have to save it as a character loadout first is FUCKED, how on earth hasn't that been fixed yet
new blitz emote with 750 blitz dubs
>>546128614>win nearly a thousand matches in a butchered game mode to get the piss crystals emotecool
lollmao
>>546128973it won’t be available in the EU, although i wish lootbox purchase mechanics were banned altogether
>>546128614You get it from just winning a game in blitz, but it's 750 wins for the max effect to show with the emote
>>546128973...so do online casinos
>>546128973>get hit so hard with the lootbox shit you retool the entirety of StW's llama system>do it again years laterat this point I think tim sweeney just likes wasting money on court fees
>>546127759lmao the way they move and run looks so spergy, straight out of looney toons
Why the final 10 or so players so much slower to engage than in other seasons?
>Le kino simpsons season starts>Disney integration announced>Sidekick pricing and lock system>Creative in-game/mode purchases like roblox finally confirmed>n-no it's not gambling if you can see the percentagesawesome
>>546106639g-guh
>>546125981>ontop of engagement payouts>rvb slop makers still getting thousands from epic ontop of the cash they'll get now from little timmies swiping mommies credit card for 30 minutes of damage up for one lifethis will definitely help them stop running at a loss
>TV that spawns in bootleg Tom the Cat with a chainsaw to immediately spam swings at you>other players get alerted and rush in to third party you>reward is an alright traversal item that sucks in a season with cars, an infinite stamina item, a infinite blink item, and shitloads of shockwaves>item also doubles as a weapon, that sucks as a weapon in a pump+smg metaI see they're still designing gameplay mechanics with no real incentive to interact with
>>546129383It's like with people who bouncespam during shitgun autism fights; moving like a total retard tends to throw people off sometimes maybe on the odd occasion once in a blue moon
>>546129392because the map is so small, everyone's hiding and hoping to third party eachother
>>546129392Probably because the map is so small that any fight WILL result in everyone else rushing over to cumflate your bussy because they heard the gunfire from several continents away and because they have a Tac shotty and WANT to use it
>>546127759holy shithttps://youtu.be/7EYcOntuD7s?si=9xd1bdkHKZKahNby
>>546124334It's fucking awful. Glad to know I won't need to renew crew, I'll skip these and the super styles.
>>546114242>Shiitna deleted the gambling tweetHAHAHAHAHAHProbably got an angry DM from Timmy.
>>546119861guh>>546120050this
>>546129392>Slurpees and the Warp Fish>The Surplus of shockwaves >Krusty's pistol sending you in the air making you a free targetWhy WOULD you choose to engage when it just opens a free third party with the amount of movement and bushes
I just play BR like Blitz, Kamikaze style
>>546128614The thumbnail makes it look like we got an Ultrakill collab
>>546129762This anime was so funny for exactly 1 minute and then it kept repeating the same jokes for like a dozen of episodes
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys the smaller map this season
>>546128506Same thing with banner colors, they show up as black unless you save it as a lobby loadout and then save the entire preset with it
I haven't touched this in ages where did the medallions and exotics go and why is the blitz map just ch4 again
>>546130428they change the whole thing every few weeks
>>546129392small mapeveryone has shockwaves and/or slurpees so if you even sneeze a million condoms come flying at you to INEEDMESOMEBUSSINNOBOBBINITLESGO on your corpse
Cate Meowdy
>>546130428they removed medallions with only the promise of "something else" later onI think the mode is just going to be monthly collabslop shilling now for whatever wasn't deemed major enough to shoehorn into the br map like stranger things apparently getting its own map
Man I was having sex with Skye using an AI and I couldn't resist and ended up gutting her like a fish. shit was so hot I came bucket
>>546130607wife :)
Taking offers
>>546129882>Shiina being retardedNothing new there
>>546130717if fortnite dropped nft's they would have made billions
>>546130717I'd buy that for a dollar!
>>546130136It's all fun and games until the local gimpsuiter (or Lynxfaggot)/capeslop fan (if they're using Miles Morales, Black Panther or Catwoman, basically just advanced gimpsuits) comes flying in at mach 5 and attempts to dome you in 0.5 attoseconds with a tac and an SMG>>546130328I actually don't mind it, but when it's really easy to launch yourself and attempt an incredibly violent vasectomy with a shotty, it can be very spooky.
>the five gun is delulu exclusivewhy?
>>546130892Because it's probably dogshit like the raygun and slingshot
>>546127197he doesnt FUCKING have his teeth out like that man the only skin I wanted and they fucked it
>>546130892because its flopping like a dead fish and they want to goad people into playing it
>>546127756I need a new cope
>>546127197Moe givin' them Whiplash.....
>>546130892so that's why Moe drops a mythic striker instead of a five gun, lame
>The blitz wing emote has you turn around the other way so you can't see the wings or number from your own camera and the dude spectating you (who you're meant to flex it too) can't see it eitherONE fucking job
>>546130892delulu is cool in theory but fortnite players are cunts so theres more betraying than teaming. they should force you together with who you team with or something. or just do proximity BR without the team up
>>546127759Lol niceReally satisfying to watch him sprint into your Shotgun like a racehorse.Kinda risky on your side to just run up the stairs and not crouch slide in the end, if the condom moved even 1 meter into cover and did a peek-a-boo with a Thunder you'd be toast.
>>546121826YES!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
thread?
>>546121221Mike nooo don't ULT on them we still need that AVGN skin
>>546126920I miss Phil.
>>546121826telescope parts
>>546123289>day 0 of the new update, already crashing out
>Top sellers>People buying Black cat>buying Spike as wellIt speaks a certain language.
>>546130717about to be sold for 150vbs directly from the creators bub
>>546133017I don't get
HELSIE THREAD WHEN?
>>546132784>he doesn't crash out after every match>he doesn't lash out at collab skins and their respective series whenever he dies>he doesn't crash out over every single gunNGMI
>>546133591I pace around the room after every lose, thinking on what I can do better, thats b-better than c-crashing out right?
some of the lego emotes are so soulful...
whats this about creative mode gambling?also can someone bake a new thread
>Getting leavers in blitz squads as wellGenuinely one of the most stunted playerbases I've ever witnessed
>>546130805What a faggot
>>546133959>>546133959>>546133959
>>546107709>gringo hard shell tacoI get that it's the skin but that still is pretty bad.
>>546108152I don't like Homer's voice. The sarcasm detector joke is funny, though.
