Previous: >>546080212>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute alt (3*), SSR Mihono Bourbon (Power)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
inb4 baleeted
>>546094854Whether it survives or not, this is now a Shinko Windy thread. If you post, you will be bitten. If you don't post, you will most likely be bitten.
they do it for free
Hmmm, nyo.Try another thread.
UMA MUSUME IS REST GAME
Do you guys think I can make an Air Groove tulpa before maintenance ends?
what does a runaway runner need to not die on the field?
Will this one survive
What triggered janny tranny this time?Also why is there so many of you homosexuals siding with the janny?
So how were your finals?
>>546095070Yes, but not a good one. She'll just be mean all the time and will probably beat you up.
>>546095145unironically everything a front needs + 1200 stam + 2 golds
>>546095174Because ntretard cant help himself making threads early.
Is there a docs or list for what skills are useful now
What the FUCK I usually do my dailies NOW because I go to BED after. I don't WANT to set an alarm and wake up before reset in the morning.
At LEAST 10000 apolocarats
DAY 2
>>546095234there is this image but other anon said that was a wip, so take it with a grain of salt
>>54609532840 and a TP30, take it or leave it
>>546095174Imagine you finally get that moderator power you dreamt off and it is not as exciting as you viewed it to be, would you not power trip and make things exciting for yourself?In my opinion it feels like the janny is doing a poor job.
>woke up 3 hours early than usual>the maintenance is still onAiiiieeeeee
>rp has cappedLET ME IN
>>546095456avatarfagging is against the rules
can I get a Taishin Testo in the chat
>>546095363>spe continues to be fed
>>546095392No, I would not. I would simply quit.
>>546095221not even OP but we hit the limit in the old thread five (5) minutes after the new (Akebono) thread was madedeleting it was completely unnecessary and you're retarded by extension for supporting it
>>546094784Atleast update the OP NTR bro
>>546095363>immediately murders Curren and spends the rest of the time takin' it easyShe really would, wouldn't she?
>>546095363they killed AGEMASEN in another 3v1
I know fujis unique got buffed but man idk if I can deal with her parent grindfeels like her inheritance score would always be low because she's like, bad at racing despite being a front
>>546095196I updated my Oguri to be a glass cannon because I was more concerned about Dominators than Neichas. Then I got a lobby with two Neichas. Other guy's Unity Oguri was more optimal to beat Neichas and maybe one Dominator so I knew it was lost. I accept my second place. Rough for your Oguri Fat, though
>>546095363>nepo baby spechud
>>546095561she has a feeder
going to bed, the update will be here when i wake up, or else
>the iOS app just updated and the version is 1.20.6, which was a post MANT release on JP>Expect QoL updates up until that point as this follows the same trendQoL after patch CONFIRMEDExpect A LOT of QoL since this is like 1.5 years into the game
Teio!
>>546095560You have been bitten by Shinko Windy.
>>546095592you don't seem to understand what avatarfagging means
BROS MY GAME IS JUST STUCK ON THE SPLASH SCREEN WHAT HAPPENED
>>546095196Opponents brought a debuffer each. When the match started debuffs were fired, at the final stretch debuffs were fired again. This worked so well that everyone was brocking each other except for the last minute Gold Ship I shat out and she took the win.This was open league so the win really dosent mean anything. I just thought debuffing everyone till brocked was funny. I wished I recorded it>>546095363AND SPECHUD KEEP FUCKING EATING
>>546095615whatever helps you sleep tonight
>seajanny hoursgrim
Post your strongest Unity uma.
Wasn't hunger game posting banned?When did that get the okay?
>>546095680Sneed
>>546095721you will never get your divegrass team back
>>546095363SPECHUD YOU FAT FUCK SHARE
can both of you just please make out
>>546095739desperate times call for desperate measures
>deletedKinda based
>>546095739/gig/ keeps doing it during maintenance
horsecloud
whats with the two fags fighting? they should go to sleep instead
>>546095196Mayachi beat an Aoharu oguri while gassing out
>>546095691Banned for botting. Good luck in your next gacha.
How much longer now?
>>546095617And I would fully accept this fate.
>>546095830>witspeedoguririkogame
>>546095830NEED SPEED
>seajannytranny hoursfucking grim, i'm going to bed
i should be doing my renshuu while the maint goes through but im bored already and just want my horses back
>>546095830>need speed gonna cap
>>546095308>>546095332Regular Hachimi seems to be abandoned too. Hachimi-Edge looks like a maintained fork but IDK if it works on Global.
Post YFW we get early QoL too
>>546095196SMaru got me a second platinum title in a row (and probably the last now).
>>546095886sniffin' that first-rate pit
>>546095830speed power... wit
>>546095830>one fuji left big card
>>546095196My Oguri held back to make things more interesting
I don't need apologems, I need apolocoins. I'm always running out of coins and need to level up more cards.
NIGHT 2
>>546095830start training powerpost stam cards
>>546095948ANON YOUR %
>>546095830hey teioposter got in>>546095995>yada and :o hold handscute!
>uma is only cool in the anime
Did we get the update yet?
>>546095517I did update the OP as usual, for one of the deleted threads, fren. But I accidentally closed the tab after and I lost it.Apologies.
>>546095948fukufags once again not beating the filename allegations
>>546095948WAIT I SUCK ASS AT POSTING THIS ONE
While I wait I am playing Steel Diver on my 3DS. I assume that many of you are doing the same.
>Wanna try the umaviewer thing>Keeps saying it can't find the database>Turns out my client didn't have everything downloaded, which I remedied>Still says it can't find the database even after double checking everythingI swear, I'm NOT A complete retard, and now how to use github and even how to read!
I enjoyed the new scenario. :]
>>546095363that's the Spefat I know and love~
Has anyone gone into the irc to ask what bug died up our janny's butt?
Ummmm...
>>546096105I'm not sure if my 3DS even works anymore
>>546096104do you have the one of her chant with taiki
>>546095615Steam version also 1.20.6(Contact us -> tick app version)
>taiki gets mile maven in aoharu>a skill she cant even use if there are 3 fronts in the game
chiyo!
>>546096164must have gotten obliterated in the CM after wasting thousands of dollars
>>546096215>after maintenance she only has to be in the front 5Retarded falcoposter
>>546096164no but you are welcome to waste your time
>>546095615>>546096202Anything else big or stuff we already knew?
>>546095921Grim. I just want 60fps, man. Fuck these japs for enforcing 30fps on everything.
>>546095995what in the cute
>>546096105if mine was charged id just play this again for the 6th time
>>546095196There were no Oguri FAT in my room so it's just me and Seiun fighting for 1sthttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=nmqpl3zBX5
>>546096164man you guys really dunno what happens if you go on the irc these days, you need a -REALLY- good reason to ask them something or your ass gets the boottrust me, vtuber fags experienced it hard, that's why they left
YOU!Yes YOU!You will post Twin Turbo now!And you will say something nice about her!
>>546096105I'm working the night shift, so I ain't got shit to do I wonder if my 3ds still works. Never got around to playing persona q 2
>>546096262Same. I used it for 60FPS and to actually make it fucking behave properly at a resolution that isn't 1080p or 16:9. And to make the text scroll by way faster.
>>546096313I'n going to rape you in a dark bathroom, Twin Turbo anon.
>>546096306do you still get kicked for lurking?
>>546096105.. -. -.-. .-. . -.. .. -... .-.. -.-- / -... .- ... . -.. -.-.--
>>546096256You have no idea the amount of QoL that is about to happen.1 click sweep of Daily Races and Team Trials is just a small part of it and it's already the best thing we have been missing.
>>546096313I want to have sex with her
>>546096313super cute and definitely the fastest
DAY 3
>>546096313shes the best side character in season 2 (the best season)
>>546096306>spoilergot perma'd for going in there to tell them a bunch of people were spamming pizza and that maybe somebody should respond to the dumptruck of reports
>>546096398>1 click sweep of Daily Races and Team TrialsMaybe I will actually use my Jelly up now to high roll...
>>546096427Gluttony has caught up to spechud
>>546096398>Daily Races and TT sweepAlready insanely based if true.
>>546096128>now howit’s grim.
>>546096427why is she picking berries when she's been given enough food for a monthdumb honse
Is hauraku hackeranon here?
why is the thread called "Uma Musume" when the game is Umamusume?
>>546096306Honestly, haven't been in since the shutdownForget that they're one some jeet skeleton crew
>>546096427She literally can't stop going for food
>>546096498"Food for a month" for a regular horse perhaps...
>>546096370you're gay and a nigger
>>546096427INJUREDMOOD DOWN
>>546096427Stop trying to eat wtf
>>546096298It was obvious how that was going to go in the first five seconds. No way for Seiun to beat SMaru to first unless she starts out with the advantage and I'm lol'ing at the rest of those 'aces.'
>>546095995opera bird died
>>546096490
>>546096515Why are you saying "Umamusume" when it's spelt ウマ娘?
>>546096427What did she hear…
>>546096427>Force to kill between 2 people>Kills a 3rd party instead???
>>546096137Reported this post to Cygenerous
>>546096427>>546096498It's Special Week, you know she already ate all the food her sponsors gave her.
I think I get the appeal of being a feeder now...
>>546096427Makween that is FUCKED up
NIGHT 3
>>546096498
>>546096128bro the default settings are to search for JP server, go to settings and put global
>this is what the average uma sloptuber looks likegrim
>>546096729Rice wouldnt say this
>>546096627but anon our game isnt called ウマ娘 プリティーダービー it's Umamusume
>>546096498*food for 1 hour*
What parents work best for my big wife?
>>546096560
>>546096729Rice says this to me
>>546096704>spechud is still eating
>>546096728You mean, like the top of the git mentions? Obviously did that.
>>546096746He eats like Oguri Cap - that's good roleplaying. But he does not train like Oguri Cap. His act is incomplete.
>>546096704OGURI NOOOOO
>>546096780The coloration in the image you provided suggests a split between uma and musume, ergo
>>546096704HOW THE FUCK IS THE CHUD STILL EATING
>>546096704good work spechud
>>546096729
>>546096704the classic 'sit around and wait for the game to end itself' strategy from sky, love to see it
>>546095921sad, now i don't know how i will work around to 60fps
>ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR >ONE (1) MORE HOUR ONE (1) MORE HOUR
>>546096878You have been bitten by Shinko Windy.
>>546096704appropriate reaction honestly
>>546096704>spe is still fucking eating
>>546096790
>>546095921>>546096885>fps fags are on suicide watchLMAO
>>546096704At this rate im expecting spechud to win by doing nothing but eating
What's with the deleted posts? Janny cracking down on avatarfags?
So who's making a big nig so I can test my fronts against it?
>>546096984yeah
>NTR avatarfag threadDisgust.
the fix is in the hachimi discord. only chads can figure it out
>>546096202>>546095615And what version were we at before this?
>>546096790Wish I was in Flower's position.
First thing I will test is if this donkey can finally win races as late with the new positioning changes.
>>546096746why do so many fat ugly brown retards use facecams nowi remember when the only people who used facecams were faggots who were obsessed with having people look at them
>>546096704>Every spechud event involves eating
>>546096704at this point or fishing wife or spechud will win, they are the lazy ones
>Wake up>Surely maintenance must be done by now>Owari da... EoS imminent...
DAY 4
>>546096984Good. Kill the pedos as well.
>>546096704deadly donkey
>>546096885>>546095921Would this affect Hakuraku too?
>taiki>smaru>2nd front (likely daiwa, bobo or mayacchi)is this a good team to start working on after patch?
>>546097101SHE CAN'T HELP HERSELFTHE FOOD WAS JUST SITTING THERE
>>546097101spe stole some food again...
>>546096957I know Shuttles special is good but is Curren's?
Hi guys, can I get a (You)?
>>546097101raisu has her weapon and rose now...it's over...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>546096812settings>othersif the region is global then i don't know what is wrong
I had a post but then captcha made fun of my mirco pp then told me to kill myself
>>546097101DOES HER GREED KNOW NO BOUNDS????
They are updating the News section in the website.Huge QoL post incoming
>>546097101Who will stop this chud's wicked hand!?
>>546097101spechud really steals?no dignity
>>546097101specialFATASS
>>546097129Dunno, I never set it up. Probably? We'll have to wait for the dev
>>546097101Holy shit spechud please put the food down
>>546097172Curren got buffed
>>546097101
>>546097101SHE'S STILL HUNGRY
>>546097189Pretty much my issue. Not like this thing is any complicated, so no idea what's going wrong on my end. Who knows, maybe it will work tomorrow, hell I know.
I think Riko Kashimoto SUCKS
>>546097097It's until 8 utc I think so an hour more Judging by princess connect they are very exact with maintenance time They probably had everything ready in the first hour and just waiting time
ONE MINUTE
>>546097101For one moment I thought Spe had stolen from a cripple, that would have been too much even for me
>>546097191then refused to update the picture the machines are rising against me :(
3 Goddesses, I've seen what you've done for others and I humbly pray you do the same for me.
>>546097234Well that sucks because I don't have either of those Umas. Which one to pair with Oguri?
>>546097301It's one more hour lol
you don't need riko training for miles right
>>546096960nah i can live with that
NIGHT 4
>>546097275Little Cocon's clit
>start the game completely forgetting there's a maintenance going>leave the game minimized>the music is replaced with the backrooms electric ambience>the title screen with "Uma Musume: Pretty Derby!" sounds like audio compressed in a NES cartridge
>>546097301Nobody tell him…
Danchou isn’t going to be happy with my fan count today. I expect at least 1500 apolocarats for my troubles to make up for being kicked.
>>546097275I think it's irresponsible of Akikawa to offer the entire student body of Tracen as a therapist to some random lady without telling anyone that she is doing it.
>>546097379the raped...
>>546097379Maybe you should stop eating so much food spefat
>>546097379>rapist keeps her cripple hostage alive just to rape herbrutal>seiun crying because spechud stole all her food>spechud going insane from the food comait can't keep going on
>>546097354Are you trying to make Akebono for CM5?
>>546097379>lighten the moodhehe we just killed the other people, lets do some ghost stories
>>546097379why does everything flying Green Lady does feel menacing to meshe's manipulating poor neko somehow I just know it
>>546096560and you're an oonigga so it balances out.
>>546097379>spe eats so much her brain starts suffering
Danchou... I'm falling asleep. I can't hold on...
>>546097379>Raped the cripple so hard she begs for death
>>546097379Scarlet is raping the cripple...
>>546097362Nah, since you'll probably be running a Power Card. I weirdly think Helios or Digital are just use cards. I don't hate Hishi but you may as well gamble with the other 2 for skills.
>>546097379Seiun…
How long does the fucking Maintenance last
>>546097474Yeah. I know she isn't meta but big horse is my favorite.
>>546097484Wheels within wheels, the gaslight must remain lit.
>>5460975481 more hour
>>54609754858 minutes till extended maintenance begins.
>>546097548One (1 (0.5 * 2 (0.25 * 4 (0.125 * 8)))) more hour
>>546097379
LET ME INNNNNNNNN
>>546097617>>546097630Oyasuma.
Day 5
>>546097515I shall be running bobo SR and falco for fronts
>>546097484does anyone still have the flying green lady gif
>>546097578I don't care if she is meta or not, she is trash.That being saidShe is a pace chaser, you want McQueen and Brian ult on her, these are the only options you haveNo accel on this bitch btw, you will have to bet on the hills, Highlander and Straight DescentOtherwise make her run Late Surger
>>546097342damn she big
>>546097671FAT FUCK CRUSHED YADA?
>>546097671FAT FUCK
>Open a random pokemon stream>He's watching horse racing
>>546097671too heavy for the tree...
>>546097671WELL WELL WELL SPECHUNK
>>546097671Spe...
>>546097671>dies falling out of a coconut tree, crushing a loli to death in the processa fitting end for special needs, the main protagonist of uma musume
>>546097671>unknown sponsorWe know how the mejiro family works
>>546097671The Chud crashing to Earth must have been like the Meteor that killed the Dinosaurs
>>546097671SPECHUD NOOOOOOOOOO
bwos...how could this happen...
>>546097671RUN KING RUN
>>546097671>spechud fattened up all day just to do a self destruct move on someone with her weightkino
Teio (non-brat version)
>>546097671RUN KINGU RUUUUN
>>546097671>she tried to eat what ate her vegetables>she diedYADA YADA
>>546097671We're all overlooking green woman acquiring two more kills SHE IS DANGEROUS DO NOT TRUST HER
bobo is so cool...
>>546097671Scarlet's after that first-rate umanko...
NIGHT 5
>>546097874What could a mere ningen do against such a talented lot of umamusume!?
>>546097860
>>546095196I think my finals went pretty well
>>546097914THE SLEEPER HOLD
>>546097914EL is snake now?
>>546097671SPECHAN YOU FAT FUCK NOOOOOO
>>546097914BANCHO'S TAPPING OUT
>>546095196I lost by 1 length denying me of quad platinum, but it goes so much further back.At first I was building a double dominator team (first ace was Oguri) but after testing CM4 rooms I shifted to have Goldship be the single ace and then after that decided to use both of them and a hybrid Rudolf but forgot that Oguri and Goldship both have lone wolf and was unable to rebuild a better or on-par Goldship who could maybe get Maestro and Curvature in time.>why not reuse Taurus Goldshipshe also had lone wolf and had go home specialist which didn't work on the hanshin track at that time and kept gassing out 50m left in test rooms.I also thought Aoharu/Unity would be an instant upgrade and spent my last few borrows trying to make aces there instead of URA while queueing at the reset which most likely affected my finals matchmaking. Also the support cards and parents are wrong for Oguri in the pic.
>>546097914seiun is still broken...
Pulling an uma earlier than pity always feels so... fucked up depending on how deep you go. If you get her early, you win. If you get her in 186, you may as well spark for the 4* 10% buff. It's the 80-130 range that feel bad to stop.
>>546097671>died by eating vegetables
>>546097953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dbpEc1_IyI
>>546097689>She's trashRude!But thanks for the adviceAnd suggesting 2 other Umas I don't own
>>546098016CARATS SAVED ARE CARATS EARNED
So how do I make an Ace Suzuka for the upcoming CM?
>>546097934>that swerve to avoid getting brocked by operaI love it when umas do that, it's always sexy.
>>546097924SHE HAS MANIPULATIVE TENDANCIES
>>546097934Nice. Does anyone know if getting first and second cucks someone out of ranking second place, or does it only count your highest ranking Uma?
>>546097914EL WITH THE RKO
>>546095196my smaru got first, my golshi got second. i got lucky with a 0 whale lobby
>>546098061>>546095216
if a normal front catches up to an ooniger, do they start duelling and kill the ooniger?
>>546098068Both of my Golds were from 3rd place finishes where 1st/2nd were the same toreina.
>>546097854Does she work at a cafe serving coffee?
>>546097854Teio's pussy taste like hachimi
why did the original hachimi leader leave
>>546097771I lost neck to two oguri with my daiwaI will get my Leo win next year
>>546098119No, because dueling requires they're at close to the same speed, which they're obviously not if one caught up.
>>546098119That's racist.
>>546098119ooniges can only compete with each other and fronts can only compete with fronts
>>546097854but however will i administer correction if she isnt a brat?
>>546098045something striker
INVEST STOCKS INTO EL CONDOR PASA NOW
I think they will slow down on CMs once we're caught up date wise, we're like 3 months behind rn
https://jiggie.fun/Honsefunhttps://jiggie.fun/Honsefunhttps://jiggie.fun/Honsefun
THE FEAST
>>546098061just make her a front instead of a big nige. her new unique beats maruzensky.
>>546097914>Cripple wife still alivekatawamusume supremacy
>>546098243
>>546098313Errr...
>>546098272heh... I guess someone didn't have enough guts...
SELL EL CONDOR PASSA STOCKS
I'm weirdly of thinking Red Ace inheritance on my front + Angling for Suzuka insurance
>>546098313anon...
>>546098272>Spreading Lies falls into a frozen lake and drowns.A fitting end for such an evil, cold hearted bitch
>>546098272>[autistic screeching intensifies]
>>546098272SUGAR LIGHTS NO
>>546098272>raped two nights prior>dies anyways to your rapistcripple bros...
>>546095196The streak continues
>>546098272FUCKING TARD TAZUNA HOW DO YOU DROWN IN A FROZEN LAKE
MEI! SHO! DO! TO!
Omg my daily free ten pull was so lucky today
>>546098272now kingu is not the weakest on the golden generation
>>546098272Seiun Sky has finally had enough
>>546098379Red Ace sucks when inherited.
>>546098379Red Ace looks like it should be a good skill but I’ve never seen it in the wild. I just assumed I didn’t know why it was bad.
https://youtu.be/UesM55cxu-oI'm having withdrawal symptoms.>>546098272Only one of my submissions remains...
>>546098272Looks like Scarlet finally got tired of her toy.
>>546098050Well, good luck making her work. Anyone can win CM with proper training. I'd advice go with late surger and gamble, slap Ryan, Taiki ult, on your left and furious feat and pray
>>546098272jesus christ daiwa...
>>546098430When Tracen is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
>>546098516taiki ult is dogshit on anyone except taiki use someone else
DANCHUD.... I'M GOING TO MISS THE DAILY QUOT-ACK
I never read the hunger games
IT'S UP!!!
DAY 6
>>546098576even other pacers?
>>546098606I've fallen for this 3 times now
>>546098449Evil, villainous, despicable.
>>546098604same, I only fake-read it for a school project onceharry potter is better
>>546098617MEJIRO THINKS ABOUT WINNING
>>546098617McQueen is literally "Does nothing, wins"
>>546098617Stop her! Stop her, Ronarado Mcdonarado!
>>546098602>daily quotasI am in a club with just me and my wife. It's peaceful.
>>546098617ALL IN ON RAPIST
NIGHT 6
>>546098617FLATTIE VS TITTY SHOWDOWN
>>546098576retard
>>546098621it loses so much of its power when inherited compared to other umas uniques, idk who to replace it with but I know that only taiki can use taikis skill and inheriting it is just trolling
>>546097671>spent the entire hunger games eating just to kamikaze Sweep
>>546098617ALL IN ON KACHOW
>>546098714bird got the last laugh...
>If there's 2 big nigs, you need 1500 stam to survive mile race
>>546098247Daiwa as the new fatty? Don't mind this at all
>>546098714SHE'S BACK
>>546098665>Potter is betterI mean, fucking duh.
>>546098689wtf northernlion posts here?
>>546098789>northernlionwho
>>546098665Tosho would say this
I want maintenance apology carats>>546095196My goal was Leo Gold and I won Leo Gold with my favorite uma, so pretty good.
If I lust for Nishino Flower but not any other loli character, am I still considered a lolicon?
>No Stopping Me!>gets stopped
>>546098665Are you telling me Hunger Games was assigned reading at your school? Jesus wept for zoomers, holy shit.
>>546098868Yes.
>>546098604Those "serious" young adult series always sucked. When Harry Potter went darker it also lost a lot of charm
>>546095216Would a suzuka with these stats beat a bunny front/pace?
>>546098886my middle school class had a trip to see the movie when it came out and everyone wouldnt stop making fun of it to the point the teachers made rules about talking about it in general
If I lust for Tokai Teio do I have shit taste?
>>546098665what does Sweep think about Fantastic Beasts?
>>546098908It's got what teenagers crave.
Man what's with the maintanance? I had the best career ever before going to bed yesterday but had to stop right after the 2nd Summer
>>546098983Yes.
>>546098983you just like tight girls
>>546098617>seyun dies from thirstI'm blaming spe for that
>>546098665YOU'RE A VEGETABLE, HARRY
if I'm running double front, do I still want angling or do I go all in on the no stopping me strat?
NIGHT 6 AND THE WINNER! THE FIRST OFFICIAL /UMA/ HG CHAMPION!
>>546098983If you're going for a brat with barely warranted arrogance, Curren is objectively the best option. The devil horns are literally right there.
>>546099060WE WON
>>546099060>does nothing>winskachow
>>546099045if a front doesnt angle dont they just die?
>>546099084Ew, Curren is a roastie
>>546099060WON BY DOING NOTHING!!
>>546095196I ran into a whale with 13.5k oguri and smaruI had 85% winrate on round 2. I saw people win their finals with 50% winrate. I'm salty
>>546099060YOU IDIOT
If I lust for King Halo, Mejiro Ardan, and Satono crown, am I a slut?
>>546099060The strongest stayer.
>>546097175sure
>>546099060MAKWEEN CHAN IS SO COO
>>546099060Time for victory sex!
>>546099045No Stopping Me on fronts is when you run a big niger rabbit for them
>>546099060>do nothing the entire game>win
>>546099045I feel like I'm potentially misreading the skill if this is general consensus but isn't this skill for literally anyone BUT fronts?
>>546098983Only if it's blue Teio. Red Teio is superior.
>>546099060lmao @ scarletto
>>546099105they also die if suzuniger exist in the same lobby, so that's why you just run both and let the 2nd placer activate a 0.4 accel gold and catapult that one up. I guess It doesn't hurt to get both
>>546099096>>546099113she forced glurara to kill someone she was an active participant, I was betting on seuin winning by nothing
>>546099060
Within past free rolls I've got 5 SSRs. And I will pull more with the rest free rolls.
>>546098868What is it about Nishino that you lust over? If it's body type, you are a lolipedo no matter what. If it's just her personality I could see you being a non-lolicon.She's cute but Super milf is better in every way if you like motherly characters.
>>546098886The closest thing you'll get to 'actual' literature for school English in America is Beowulf or Hamlet usually. All other Americana is either The Great Gatsby or To Kill a Mockingbird. I really wish pulp didn't get such a massive stigma because Clark Ashton Smith, Lovecraft, Howard, and Vance has massive influence on how contemporary fiction is written
>>546099060>Official MC of the game wonAs expected desuwa
>>546098617all in on mcdonalds
You guys are fucking retarded.
I need more Ojousamas. Halo's career is starting to get old
>>546099060Based Mcfatty
>>546099060Best call for a victory beverage.
>>546099189>double frontsit means you have someone in front to trigger it. People usually say oonigga but I don't have suzu and doesn't having another front who's closer trigger it more reliably than an oonigga who's far up
>>546099259>>Official MC of the game wonBut Daiwa Scarlet didn't win.
>>546099293
>>546099342Correct.
>>546098886Our English teacher would've given us a stern lecture if we proposed such books. He was a boomer, but I read decent amount of good literature thanks to him.I can't imagine literature like Hunger Games or Twilight or even 50 Shades being placed in the same context as old classics.
>>546094784
>>546099293Duh
>Missed HG Nigger do another one, I woke up
>>546099060I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN MCDONALDS WOULD WIN
>>546099060And that's how you win back to back Spring Tenno Shos folks. By doing nothing.
>>546099060>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvp6_XkmhKQ
Placements and StatisticsHoly shit El Condor...
Now for the big question, are you pulling on THE MOST VALUE DOUBLE SPEED SUPPORT BANNER EVER?Or Akeboner, I guess
>>546099060the strongest stayer...
Is anyone making lobbies after maint?
>>546099517>THE MOST VALUE DOUBLE SPEED SUPPORT BANNER EVERNot when Fukukitaru speed is right around the corner
>>546099060ez
>>546099486>zero kills for fishing wife>thirdtruly in character
>>546099486sugar right got 6th place by doing nothing
>>546098886I "had" to read it for a scifi lit class in college (literally just sparknotes'ed it)Professor had a thing where you could write a paper to have a book included or excluded from the syllabusHG had just gotten added, so I wasn't able to write an essay to get it removed
>>546099517>already pulled two Bakushin and a Biko on the Riko bannerI'm seething I can't afford to pull on it, I've got a decent shot at MLB'ing both.
We back in 25 minutes right?
>>546099486Didn't Spechud killed Sweep with her ass? Also if any drawfrens wanna draw that hahaha it would be quite funny I think hahah
>>546099617at best yes
>>546099517I would except I never get any SSR on rate up so I'll just keep saving instead
HOLY SHIT THEY EXTENDED THE MAINTENANCE BY 2 HOURS
>>546099625>broly spe choking sweep
>>546099486Even if she didn't win, she still proved she's the strongest
>>546099617It's delayed by 2 more hours
>>546099173source
>>546099394one day...
>>546099517SKIP
>>546099517>most value speed supportehh I think I'll hold until tachyon SSR
>>546099589No race bonus until 3lb is kinda ass, though I suppose 1lb would suffice
>>546099705>just checkedno...........
3000 apolocarats soon, correct?
>>546095196>only other Oguri got front promoted>Special Summer Chub rushed for five seconds out the gate>late recovery on OguriStill got 2nd, which is more than I thought I would get. I spent too long trying to get a good Summer Maru front, failed and pivoted to said two runners plus a NN I made for Taurus Cup. I won Taurus and Gemini, but lost Cancer (3rd) due to low motivation to train people. I'm just excited to make it to the Graded A Finals honestly. That triple tiara made up stuff is just for attention whoring, but congrats to those that won three in a row.
>>546098604I didn't either, I was almost 18 when it came out and it felt "too young" and normie for me to care about it. I did not give a fuck about Hunger Games or Game of Thrones.
>>546099517I just borrow mlb Biko
>>546099774>card that is only good at MLBpiggu card, ez skip. same with ntr card
>>546099060Rematch time?
>>546099857But you can free up your borrow for a MLB Fine in this WIT meta...
Pic related is going to be CM5 in a nutshell
>>546099486never I thought my submission would end up getting so many killshere's another crispier El to celebrate that
>>546099898I have lb1 fm, that good enough?
>>546099936
>>546095196My golshi got in 6th just in time to activate lets pump that iron and then brocked a 13.5k unity Grass wonder.I only ever won platinums with golshi, truly a golshi game
>>546099789Here's your 50 carats, sorry for the maintenance bro
>>546098886I think English teachers just assign reading depending if there's any movie adaptations so they can make it like a reward that they can watch the movie after reading the book.I remember that happened for my class in the 2000s for Bridge to Terabithia and Where the Red Fern Grows
>>546099705APOLOGY CARATS NOW!!
>>546099969Piggu-sama...I kneel...
>If you are blocked, you are blockedIs it over for the meme?
>>546100019
Guess the insane game-breaking bug we figure out within 10 minutes of maintenance ending
now what...
>>546100105now sleeping 2 times in a row guarantee night owl
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1985412392143241534/photo/1https://umamusume.com/news/100044/patch notes are UPholy fucking shit thats a lot of stuff
I DIDNT USE MY BORROWS YET LET ME IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>546100075Nyes
>run ksb for dodging danger + focus>run falco for prudent positioning (or the gold version) + groundwork>run bobo sr for early leadis this the play
>>546100075maybe with the right skills?
Someone tell me Red Shift is still useful on this track.
Anybody got the Google Doc for the changes to the updated Skills?
>>546095196I don't have a recording, but I did have it in parse. Here. My team is the one with Spe.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=iPDc1BTfhf
>>546100168Woah, so much information!
You dorks better not crash the server in 13 minutes
>>546100168waow
>>546099517>That one free random SSR voucher that was added to gifts a few weeks ago gave me Biko>Currently at 120 pulls on Rikorice, I've gotten one copy of each, and two other SSRs, one was Oguri Fat to make her 1LB...and a first copy of BakushinIt feels like a sign, I may do one 10-pull but really need to save for Kita rerun, then plan on umas between XOguri, Manhattan Cafe, and Chudamo Cross.
Why do EuroGODS always get maintenance at night? it's not fair
>>546100197only for backlinersit's brick for fronts + pace
>>546100168Erm... What the sigma?
>>546100168this site never works
Where can I find the Ou Nigga stamina calculator?
>>546099517Is Bakushin SSR that good? Biko is definitely good right now but Bakushin's events are a bit underwhelming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38GAle0QecS+ with srs
>>546100197It's the same as it was CM3. You can take it on Late/End and hope you pass into 5th at a good timing, and it's unusable on Pace/Front.
>>546100282Bakushin is best at 3lb when she gets her TE, she can be substituted unil then
10 minutes
>>546100282Bakushin is a great stat stick.
>>546099831Yeah, I felt so out of touch in college where most people wouldn't stop talking about Game of Thrones, never got the appeal. Unironically started hanging out with goths to avoid that.
suzuka will die in that 1600 mile race with no stamina debuffers bwo! Don't bring subdued front runners bwo nobody will bring suzuka! PLEASE DO NOT bring stamina debuffers to kill my suzuka, it's not needed bwo....
>>546100268Nip working hours
>>546100383Some of you are alright. Don't come to Tracen today.I'm going to crash the server
>>546099517You only want 2 speed cards though, one of them being kitasan. You can't use both Biko and Bakushin
>>546100295Nice find. I can replicate that deck.
>>546100295Wowie, it only took him 300 tries! Now let me do the same within 5 tries with my whale deck! :3
>>546100295chinpo windy over kitasan? odd
I run 3 aces and spread my debuffs throughout the team so they all support each other equally.
>>546100439You don't even need to bring a debuffer just bring a second Suzuka and she will never ever have enough stamina
>>546100492kitasan doesn't have an sr
>>546099517Post YFW free pulls on Riko/Rice banner are over because they are now on Bakushin/Biko
>>546100492It's an SR only challenge. Riko is a borrow so she doesn't count, I guess?
Huh? maintenance is still going??
good morning anons, how are you doing in this fine day
>>546100549>>546100553my EOP ass didn't see that
>>546100423>>546099831Got was cool though I was around 15 when it came out. Everything past Season 4 or 5 was awful though
>>5461005681 more hour with extended maintenance
>>546100550Wait, is this real? It will switch?
5 minutes
I cant get over Spechud being a fatfuck and Sugar Lights injuring her ankle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJCuHLibn8i decided to sort uma videos on youtube by new and found a 1.5hr mmv...
>>546100617>news section on the website is down so can't fact checkfug
We're finally back!CM test 8549321
>>546100620>>546100620NATURE BLAST!
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1987953223307850079
>>546100620Till what?
>Open Uma Musume vore fic>It's Shinko Windy hard vore
EoS EoS EoSFREE ME FROM THE PAIN OF BEING A TORENAEoS EoS EoS
>>546100580What's so good about it?
>>546100723i don't know man I just woke up, may as well put a positive spin on it
IT'S UP LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>>546100753Being on this planet is a pain in it of itself
>>546100550wait you guys didn't know this?
Its up
>>546099246super MILF is HOT
>>546100636Ate and ate and ate just to have a break down and then crush Sweep with her ass.
>>546100770>>546100796
BROS
>>546100802she's 17 years old you sick fuck
>>546100770>>546100796>retards not keeping it a secret It's not up. Don't come in and crash my servers
um guysmy uma musume sounds all demonic nowit's the same after a reboot, only that game wtf is happening (not kidding)
>>546100075Kind of, you can still get blocked but it won't be as often and end, late and pace are now viable strategies that won't auto-cuck you out of victory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIJCuHLibn8Just finished my latest video! Please like, comment, and subscribe!
>>546100873no shot shes 17
NO ONE ELSE GO IN FIRSTTHAT RIGHT BELONGS TO ME
>>546100580I had chinese last night and now I like shitting and vomiting but nothing comes out
>>546100880>it's happening
NOW NOW NOW
ITS NOT UP
Extended
EOS
works on my machine, but i'm sleepy, gn
GO IN GO IN GO IN
CYGAAAAAAAAYS
>download all data>12.6 GBwtf
It's over...
UMA MUSUME PRETTY DARUMA MUSUME PRETTY DARUMA MUSUME PRETTY DARUMA MUSUME PRETTY DAR
>>546100903>1 hourwhy?
>3000 CARATSHOLY CYGENEROUS
>still not upI need my apolocarats pronto, chop chop.
I'm going to bed.
LETS FUCKING GO BROS
Update got backloggedRestart steam
it's NOT up
>>546100880okay seriously has anyone had this issue before?everything sounds ULTRA distorted and sounds like a fucked up demonic youtube poopI verfied game files, rebooted my PC, audio is still fucked, ONLY for uma musume
Its over
HOLY SHIT I’M IN >3000 caratsTHANK YOU JOHN GENEROUS
ITS UP LOG IN!!!
I can't believe you tricked me like that...
>extendedLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I UPDATED THE GAME ALREADY LET ME IN
show me some good fetish art to pass the time
APOLOCARATS NOW
>>546101027>>546101080Go to hell
FUUUCK I DIDN'T DO MY DAILIES AND I NEED TO SLEEEEEPPPPP AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
where's the fucking game
ITS UP40337531cm5JOIN WITH YOUR NEW UMAS
Works on steam
>literal nothingburgerqolposter btfo
CYNIGGERS GIVE ME MORE APOLOCARATS
still not up
>it's not uperabird
ITS UPONIGE SUZUKAITS UPONIGE SUZUKAITS UP
30000 CARATS OR I DROP A 1 STAR REVIEW CYJEWS
is this any good now that Uma is EOS
>3000 apologemsYour reaction ?
>>546101128>3 SS-rank umasOINK OINK PIGGY
cygames you pieces of shit what the FUCK are you doing
>>546101152>he isn’t in
I just tripped on the server power cableSorry guys
WHERE'S THE GAME CHINKS
You fags are too addicted to this game. Calm down.
cygamesu! umamusume! pretty derby!
holyfuck check under your foreskin
I'll go browse /pol/ and wait for this shit to come up
I expected global to last longer than this...
>>546101103
I'M IN
>they staggered logins based on amount of carats boughtBased Cygames
>>546101221You're not tricking me this time Jew, I will not show you my foreskin!
I’m so sorry danchou… it wasn’t my fault. The maintenance times were upwardly adjusted
>>546101128>THREE ss ranksanon wtf the patch has been out for 4 minutesdon’t tell me you got these in the previous patch…
someone post the delay announcement I dont know whats real anymore the age of the machines is here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>546101217I play both jp and global, I'm not addicted, there are no better games to play
>>546101217im addicted to the size art not the game
>>546100696Link? I've been so desperate for uma musume weight gain stories that I've been stomaching vore now, it really is fucking over isn't it
everyone is so excited and hyper right now imagine how many (you)'s you could get if you drop porn or even cunny into the thread RIGHT now
I'll go browse reddit and wait for this shit to come up
gotta wait just a bit longer
Danchou you will forgive me just this time right?
It's not up!why won't it go up?!
>>546101241
I'm in
>>546098516Yeah, having an E in late is gonna be tough to bump to A while also getting mile and/or turf sparks in there. I might have to suffer as pace and just git gud
>>546101103Enjoy this penetration, bwo.
>>546101310bro im so fucking hungry right now its been awhile since i had subway
>>546101336Try undressing, maybe it will go up
thread so fast no one will notice that I like futa umas
>>546101336might wanna look into viagra
https://umamusume.com/news/100044/link is working now
>>546101336Try viagra next time.
>>546101261it aint art but i can vibe with it
I bet Rice Shower is behind this
>>546100971>>546101094>>546101301FUCK OFF https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1944629821268480203
THREAD IS GOING SO FAST NOBODY WILL NOTICE I have a crush on my danchou…
Hello. Danchou here. If you do NOT use all your tp today then you will be banned for a week of attending our discord hentai group watching session.
>For more details, please check the official website
>>546101356Me too!I'm having so much fun! This update is Umazing!
HOLY SHIT SUZUKA
>>546101435YOU TOO?
>>546101336>>546099173Post sources
>>546101419
IT'S UPTHIS TIME FOR REAL
Why is Oguri the misinformation horse she didnt deserve this
>>546101442IT'S OVER
I need this card ASAP
>>546101435what causes /uma/dacchis to develop parasocial relationships with their danchous
>>546101449THE MOON—I MEAN THE ICE CREAMIS FALLING
>>546101482She did deserve it
>>546101442>News>Noneno… it’s over…
LETMEIN
Who should i watch?
>>546101356>>546101449All oguriposters are liars, do NOT trust them
I cannot get in... did they shadow ban me because of the fan farming bot?
>>546101527northernlion
>>546101539Nyes
>>546101078>>546100880is there some way i can record this and share because this is mad weirdalso i really wanna fix it but i dunno how :(
HOLYSHIT THEY ARE DOING IT
>>546101527fraudnu lost 2 times while 0.9% win rate whaled after jobbing the first two CMs to win
>>546101539yeah they put out a notice that they're cracking down on any form of botting
Jagex censors your password! ********** see? Try it out yourself!
>>546101527>gambling for real rewardsdefinitely the second guy
>>546101576I think this happened to me on PC once
I'm Oguriposter and I don't spread misinformation. My wit is simply low for it.
Why does an update like this take 6+ hours anyway
IT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT AND WE LIKE THATIT'LL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUTGREAT WORK ETHIC THOUGH
i dont get why sloptubers are so bad at winning cms even with spending money
>>546101308Do you have any requests for any particular umas gaining?
Are we going to play the game or more HG?
>>546101528This Tachyon poster is 100% correct and definately not a faggot
>>546101576you can record with OBS and put on catbox i think
>>546101527moomoo seems to have more info than the rest, I can't stand his accent though
>>546101638they're banning farm bots
>>546101527not watching but did that seanig in the bottom get cuck 4 time in a row from CM final or did he finally win something
>>546101602****** wow it's actually real
>>546101621what did you do?
>>546101639DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>546101638Cause it does
1500 carats and top of that +50 for being late
>>546101576On Steam I believe Ctrl+F11 should be the default shortcut to start recording
stop forcing your way init won't fit
>>546101638Japanese coding
Cygames rep here. Sorry, we're not turning it back on until the fake fans leave.
>>546101654speed run it bozo hashire
YOU FUCKING SLUTS WHY I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO PLAY
>>546101654put one more HG with spoilers
IT'S OVER CYGAYMES PULLED THE PLUG
>>546101705hhhmmmmm nyoo a single carrot jelly is the best I can do, take it or leave it.
>>546101732That's what mayachi said at first
Danchou hereWith the new update I expect you all to go fuck yourself and have a quota of one billion self succs, you fucking faggot
>>546101741I'm in this image!
Does anyone have an image of an uma disintegrating into pixels? Thank you
finally.. its over....
Mambo
Mambo danchou is happy because he now has an excuse to let flatliners stay for one more day
>>546101812what the fuck is a quota
>>546101686I legit haven't played on PC since that day.
>>546101602>>546101685wow really?hunter2
I think Oguri Cap should give me a footjob ngl
>>546101602I, quite literally, and entirely unironically, lost my first runescape account to this. I’m not joking.
I'm gonna go out and get groceries meanwhile, don't start until I get home okay...?
>>546095196The Taishin I used all cm easily beat 3 Aoharu aces including my own Golshi which was actually pretty good.No 1st, 2nd, 3rd sweep this cm though.
Holy shit it's extended until reset!
>can reliably train S rank umas for Sprint, Mile and Dirt>can only produce shit umas for Medium and LongI do not understand how people can produce high stamina umas and not lose massively on speed and/or power.
>>546101710>>546101576>>546101667>>546101078>>546100880OKAY SERIOUSLY WTF IS THIShttps://files.catbox.moe/fvkpt9.mp4IT'S ONLY UMA DOING THIS
>>546101741Find it funny how they complain about people sexualizing "minor-coded" characters yet they obsess over those same characters getting together in relationships like that wouldn't be just as weird.Guess you can't expect much thought from yuritards.
>>546101419WTF???
>>546101639THERE HE ISTAKE HIS JACKET OFF DON’T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET BACK
>>546101602treehunter
>>546101903
You can download the data already if oyu go through the menu option
EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS EOS
>>546101879We were all 9 once. Some of us weren't also retarded, but still.
>>546101967>12gbwtf bros this is going to take me all day long
>>546101903this looks like its microwave sound kek
>>546101967That's all stories
>>546101967nice try fag I'm not bricking my game
Day 1.
WHY IS IT NOT UP
>>546101681Still no wins lol.>Spends money on umas, only recently put money into cards with Riko/Rice, but has MLB Kitasan and decent cards>Somehow can't make an A+ uma despite this, they're always A>Lazy faggot that did a "one and done" Wedding Mayano in Gemini, did the same thing with Bourbon in Leo while watching react "content">Completely bewildered that an A+ Ryan with capped speed and 1100 power beat his A teamHe's somehow surprised by the result of his efforts.
>>546101903go into appdata and delete the winning ticket title card read audio filehope this helps
intern kun deleted the files...
it's up
>>546101896Yeah my solution is just Gold Ship with 20% stam growth honestly
>>546102030ticked rushed... shoulda leveled wit...
ITS UP
made for paizuri
>>546101903>>546101959OKAY I FIXED IThttps://files.catbox.moe/j6qh3a.mp4PLS HELP
This truly was... our Uma Musume: Pretty Derby...
I want to fuck Mambo.
BROS DO YOUR DAILY CARAT ROLLHOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD HOT PERIOD
>>546101967thanks for the head start
>>546101918do you even realize you just replied to an image calling yuriseethers fake fans, by yuriseethig? Tachposter..
>>546101967I'M DOWNLOADING
>>546102082the marvelous...
>>546102082
>need to win senior triple crown and have a 6+ undefeated G1-G3 track record to become da big niggaSo you need to use long sparks to win Spring Tennosho?
>>546102082why is she so far away
>>546101741There’s something profoundly funny about gatekeeping a game about cartoon horses.
>>546101652It's a cliché but I like scenarios with Special Week, either her recent lackluster racing times causing (You) to train her into competitive eating, which maybe causes the Director to hold a showdown between all the other fat/retired umas, or Grass Wonder feeding her, Suzuka trying to stop that but getting roped into it too, Ryan drinking something Tachyon spiked up and going from buff to fat nerd, yeah nothing too exciting or original, I expected to find more material either drawn or written. I might write it myself once I have the free time
>>546101967youre retardedanyone who believes this, is retarded
I'm going for a 6 hours goon sesh, if it's still not up I will cum inside Teio
>>546101217fuck you
Add the best Pal card early, Cygames. I want to gamble twice as hard and know if I can abandon runs even earlier!!
>>546101741there used to be a faggot yuri hater show up around here claiming they weren't a mudslime and instead from florida....huh...
>>546102084It might be a nuclear option but uinstalling and reinstalling might fix it.
>>546102082bro?
Day 2
I can't believe Uma Musume is fucking dead
I have something to confess. Despite trying my hardest i didn't win the Gemini cup. All 3 other cup i didn't even try and won all of them. To this day it still confuse me
>>546102082not marvelous
>>546102241You have been bitten by Shinko Windy.
ITS UP LOG IN!
>>546102025>>546102196fuck how do I cancel it
DUDE THE PULLS ARE BUGGED DO A 10 PULL ON BANNER THE MOMENT YOU GET IN, YOU WILL GET A FREE KITASAN
>>546102082MARVELOUS!!!
>It's up>It's up for real>It's up for real for real this timeSHUT UP
>>546101741the person that made this image has won ZERO cmsand they ONLY enter group Bthe person this image is describing has FOUR platinum titles
>>546102164Gametora only says you need to be undefeated in 6 races and not break that streak, also win Tenno Sho (Autumn)
Holy shit I keep refreshing the app. Is it not up yet?
Do any other Umas have secret event activations as easy as Mayano this update? Auxiliary races are mostly a bad call in this scenario.
it's nice that we all love the game so much
>>546102326Every refresh is a delay due to the ping
>>546102241WHY THE BLOB MUST SUFFER
IT HAS BEEN 20 MINUTES 1200 SECONDSWHAT ARE THE DOING
You can't fool me anon.Hey wait a minute are those car keys?!
>>546102315You fall for it every time
>>546102361Shut up fuck you i hate it i hate uma musume: pretty derby
>>546102082I can't believe Marvelous Sunday turned me into the straightest man in Europe
>>546102315WAIT IT’S ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY UP AS SOON AS YOU POSTED THIS
I'm in bwos but I'm missing 20k caratswtf?
Alright bros I haven't played for two months what did I miss
Day 3
>>546101639IRON WILL WAS THERETHE GREAT IRON WILL
just login
every time you refresh the login screen cygames deducts 1 carat from your apologems
>>546102383Discord announcement said it's been extended
>>546094784>Have done all my dailies>Have used all my borrows to make a 9 Stam and 9 Power parents (one for Suzuka BigNig and the other for Oguri Fat>Contributed 3 million fans before maintenance Life is good watching retards fight when the servers explode from the autism
>>546102298>IT'S REALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S NOT UP!
STOP SAYING IT'S UP, I KEEP CHECKING
>>546102458I'm behind...
>>546101581doing what
>>546102361I felt like the critic from Ratatouille when I started playing this shit. It immediately took me back to bring a dumb kid playing Monster Rancher. Get a disk, take a risk. Spin it fast, through the past.
>>546099060>daiwa throws a good run after 2nd summer camplike pottery
>>546102419you’re gonna want to sit down for this, anon…
It is so over
I'm up.
>>546102434Potential can't even die, how useless
>>546102082Boobs too small
Stop falling for it
>>546102525I'm in
>>546102434Nige bros.... the soulless meta will persist....
Anon took my car.
Day 4.
Content isn't until the banners are up anyway
>>546102401That’s like saying you’re the tallest midget
IT'S UP
>>546101654>didn't ask for namesalready shit and ignored
>>546102482>>546102483check in 5 mins3000 apolocarrots as wellt. insider
Keep falling for it
CHECK YOUR MAIL
Sorry danchode, I’m going to bed.We both know you need my fans too much to kick me, even if I’m under quota.
wtf the steam page got unlisted
I just shit myself
My bad, bros. I forgot to hit the power on button. It's up now. Thanks for waiting.
>almost 30 minutes passed
>>546102469Post it here
+1 carat for every second delayed
>>546102609Mmmmm it's going to take more than that to fill me up......
It's not up
>>546102195cringe
>>546102583Do any of these even matter except for someone being killed?
ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1988161318642479453 IT'S OVER
>>546101172Based /alter/ refugee
ACTUALLY UP>ACTUALLY UPACTUALLY UP>ACTUALLY UPACTUALLY UP>ACTUALLY UP
>>546102298holy shit real
ITS A NEW DAY
its up
CHECK YOUR EMAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>546102195based
I'm in!
Day 5.
>>546102434It’s been 20 minutes since the Umamusume maintenance was supposed to end, and I can’t stop shaking — I’m having a complete mental breakdown. I woke up and tried to log into Umamusume, but the game was down. I had a panic attack, though I managed to calm down a little after a while. I couldn’t even focus on work right now because I’m so worried. Without Umamusume, I feel like I can’t do anything. It’s honestly the best thing ever made, and I can’t shake my addiction to it — it’s the greatest game in existence. I CAN’T STOP CRYING AND I’M REALLY WORRIED. All my joy feels gone and even my wife, Nice Nature, has left with the kids.
>>546100678i choose to believe this post cursed us
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1988161318642479453THREE MORE HOURS
>>546102195kinda based
>>546102686AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
This chaotic shitposting at 3 A.M has been fun, bwos. It's the little things... And servers are up now btw
>>546102686delicious apologems
If Urara can get S, why can't you?
>>546102686>2 hour delayHOW
Fuck I can't remember if I collected my 300 carats and did my 10 pull before going to bed this morning...
>>546102686ITS FUCKING OVER EOS SOON
why so active rn
>>546102686>its real
>>546102686>The ongoing maintenance, originally scheduled to conclude around 8:00 a.m., Nov 11 (UTC), has been extended to conclude around 10:00 a.m., Nov 11 (UTC).HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>546102686EOSbros won
who says it's down?retards?
>>546102686>opens at doxgenesis refreshfuck… danchou’s gonna kill me…
>>546102686but I want to play now
>>546102741>>546102727owari da. My borrows are gone
WHAT THE FUCK
3000 carats confirmedf2pbros we fucking won
bros, which vtuber should i watch with the extended maintenance
I'm going to take a nap please wake me up in 1 hour and a half don't let me oversleep I need to use my borrows
>>546102686I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID NIG GAME, I'M MID LECTURE WHEN IT ENDS FUCK
I wish I was a rejected guinea pig from Tachyon's experiments only to be treated WORSE by Air Shakur because I'm "defective".
>>546102686I am so fucking fucked
>>546102686>NAkeks stayed all night for thispfffft BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>546102686This was inevitable
>>546102757Is this power inherits with a riko 2 speed 3 wits deck?
I mean of course its taking a long time? Hishi Akebono is a titan with giant ass and tiddies. Its gonna take a while to get her to fit into the game.
Okay maintenance extended, going to bed Goodnight /uma/
You DID spend all your TP, right?
Day 6.
>>546102686oh my fucking godI'm going to bed goodnight
Anyone here wanna play some dota whilr we wait?
>>546100684>all recommended decks will have Urara SSR starting tomorrowHuh? Surely guts rework isn't that major to warrant adding a whole ass guts card to every deck?
Yeah I'm outta here for now
>>546102848bwi your alarm?
what's the maintenance for?
>>546102686CYGAYS RIG MY FREE ROLLS AND I'LL FORGIVE YOU
I'm gonna go play Abiotic factor now.
>>546102686>gets delayed until day change>retards that saved their guest runs get bricked
>>546102893THEY JUST KILLED MY BRO
>>546102879fuck you spechud
>>546102924to start the maintenance
>>546101217They need to give a QoL update of 15 TP per run and 10 borrows per day
it’s times like these, where the truth is easily verifiable, when the true nature of /uma/dacchis is revealedyou are all horrible, cruel, gaslighting monsters intentionally spreading misinformation and someday you shall reap what you sow
Day 7
Why our divegrass team suck though
Japanese company btw, muh punctuality and all that shit
So it's now scheduled to end 1 hour before reset? Or at reset? DST's got me fucked up
>>546102981>times like theseNigger, look at the stat of cm discourseThe gaslight has been there since day 0
>>546102981I’ll make you my sow if you don’t pipe down
>>546102951Kinda glad I speedrunned a Vodka run before it went down, at least I covered two borrows
I warned you about MAINT bro.
I have been up for 38 hoursWhen will maintenance be over?I want to play
i expect 4000 carats compensation at the least danchud is gonna kick me for missing quota...
>first run with the changes>night owl on first rest>rest again to cure it>doesnt worknice fucking patch
So I'm forced to miss one day of dailies just because intern-kun messed up?
>>546103004Taishin...
>>546102975honestly I just want to be able to do careers at 8x speed, 4x still takes way too fucking long
>2 hour extension
POST YFW EXTENDED 2HR MAINTENANCE
>>546102981I sometimes like to rub my nipples and pretend I'm Mejiro McQueen being molested by me and it gives me the fattest of cums
Day 8
Why did you niggers tell me not to do my 3 borrows before maintenance
>>546103013I remember when I was in training to go work overseas and I was late once, I asked the lady in charge how should I handle entering late in Japan. I was told "Well, if you were in Japan, you wouldn't be late. This wouldn't happen."
>>546102241indian runs from meta seems controversial
>>546103132Got him
>>546103132I mean if you did then it wouldn't really produce anything that good anyways
>>546103013Speaking of it i actually have never played a nip gacha game where their maint finish on time or early.
>>546103132so you get better events and fewer night owls
I hope you guys got at least MLB R Riko because the free 10-rolls are now going to Biko/Bakushin
>>546103113
it went from 6 to 7...
Day 9
Thread is reaching the bump limit and the game needs a few more hours to cook. So im just gonna dump my link and head to bed. https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kjAnother one of my requests got accepted recently so ill have another addition to the gallery soon.
>>546103248NO I WANT TO DO ALL MY BIKO AND BAKUSHIN PULLS AT ONCE DON'T KEK ME
>>546103132Oguri Fat claims another tasty anon-shaped morsel and sends it right into the pit of her churning gut
>>546103248You need to post Oguri to make your gaslight trustworthy
Idk what you retards are talking about, the game works just fine
>>546103248i got like 15 R riko already. Not gonna use her though because i already got lb1 riko ssr
>>546103248The Uma free pulls didn't switch over though.
>>546103248I did, and that's some bullshit. Fucking hell, I thought I'd get some more free tens to finish the spark. I was told 100 free pulls for Riko.
>>546095174>>546095392>>546096164Could a janny exist in becoming an exclusive /uma/ janny or cygames related generals janny? Thats what we have here.
>>>/pol/521117786
dancho is gonna kick so many flatliners today
Fuck this I'm going to sleep
>>546103283Curry died so early in the other one, she's doing a lot better now
>>546103248I wish it was Biko/Baku desu I'm already bricked from Riko banner
>>546103328but it's not a gaslight, free rolls always swap over to the newer banner
Day 10
But did you donate shoes 10 times?
Kek
>>546101356O-Ogurinnn hnghhh... it's, it's too big....
Just watch anime or something
why did you leave your runs and dailies for the last minute?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUCKING EXTENDED MAINTENANCE IM GONNA LOSE MY FREE 10 PULL FUCKING GOOKS
>>546103248I only got LB0 SSR Riko and Rice Shower from my free + extra carat 10 pulls... Also got Oguri today, but she seems useless since Falon got her groundwork buff.
>>546103463>5 gold recoverieswhat deck could even give you this without completely eradicating your other stats
>>546103508WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL THEM EARLIER
>>546103463do I take it out of power or what?
>>546103463shut the fuck up, delete this, i need the free wins against retards
Day 11
I am NOT kidding I really want that Oguri Cap footjob
>>546103463>720 for normal runner on mileSeems legit
Which Uma has the best braps to inhale while sleeping with a cpap machine?
>>546103523Bwo your potential?
>>546103523>power rice for cooldown and maestrouhhh I'm out of ideas...can't even use brokie rice for adrenaline rush
>>546103508nigger why didn't you pullbesides, just log in before reset
>>546102686AIEEEEEEEEEE
Wait, because of maintenance I might just have enough for class 6 retention.
I haven't seen this posted yet but just so you know the likelihood of unity training is the square root of specialty priority. This is why you see cards like Kitasan seemingly get the first spirit bomb
>Just remembered i have 2 lb SSR BijinI may actually go full retard and run the Taiki R card for Maven. I need a card without events so I can finality start finishing my chains anyway
Wait free pulls don't stack?
today is takeout day
>>546103508there's an entire five hours between maint end and resetare you even playing this game
>>546103582>sleeping with a cpap machineFat fuck
Okay, so danchou, I know I said I was gonna try harder today but when I went to do my grindan...maintenance had started 2 minutes prior. That was 6 hours and 40 minutes ago, and we have at least an hour twenty left to go. I'mma sleep.
>>546103582calm down fallenchungus
>>546103563Sovless meta is winning this
Day 12
Someone remind me I need to replace the back tires on my car tomorrow please. I am going to bed
>>546102718spechud making falcon choose to kill meta or gaslight, and she kills gaslight kek
>>546103684But anon... everyone who plays this game is fat
lets play hoi4 umamusume mod
Imagine the shit mess if they lost ALL player data including backups.
>>546103468sauce?
New bread pls
>>546103750Remember to replace your Front tires anon
Everyone gets to experience being in Mambo for the day
cygames made me a racist
>>546103798what is wrong with you
Day 13
REMEMBER TO HAVE A VERY TAISHIN DAY!!!
>>546103863It's my turn to be in Mambo
>>546103882NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5461030623 more hours, at this point im just going to oversleep
>>546103703At last... the menace has been dealt with...
75 carets for your time waiting for the extended maintenance.
>>5461039362 more hours
still balls deep in taiki shuttle
Final Day / RoundWell well well...
>>546103248AND GUESS WHAT BANNER ENDS ON THAT DATEthat's what I thought, punk
>>546103130AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE FORGIVE ME FALCO SAMA
kill yourself faggots you ain't funny, don't even bother replying to me now because it is too lateshould have replied to my funny joke post earlier faggots
>>5461039362 more weeks
>>546103576The only footjob I want is a pity one from a smug King Halo Or i start getting one from Vodka only for Daiwa to join in in the spirit of competition. They keep going until it's almost painfully vigorous and Daiwa makes me finish but it lands on Vodka's soles. This leads to an impasse and they start again way too aggressively on my already spent and beaten dick for a best 2/3.
How do you know if a trainee is a witgod anyway once youre in 6th promotion or even 5th? Its not always clear i feel
>>546104030Till the game gets better?
>>546103248what the fuck I did 100 rolls and thought I could pity with the free rolls...
>>546104075just inspect the enemy horse blindbwo
>>546104007eclipse first the rest nowhere
>>546104102Trust the plan
what do we do now bros
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1976953519472361531
Free apolocarats will come to you in 2 hours, but only if you say: thank you John Cygenerous
>>546103953CYGENEROUS
i was gonna play umamusume for one hour, the bset hour of my day. Now I can't even fucking do that because of maintenance, and off I go into the cold and bitter day to not play umamusume, FUCK CYNIGS THEY'RE GAME IS TRASH
why would you want uma footjobs? their feet are disgusting from running all day
>>546104109>>546104015
>>546103463calculator says 1100 + 1 gold is enough for mile even with the new fight for the lead mechanic, I must be doing something wrong
>>546104134i'm at worki'll just time thief and camp the snack box as usual
>>546103463>retards here actually thought big nigs would win anything
>>546104037sounds like heaven bwo
>>546103248>0 R RikosWTF HOW MANY DAYS DID WE HAVE FREE 10 PULLS AND YOU GUYS SAID GETTING R RIKOS IS EASY
>>546104173(me)I used the wrong "their" it's fucking over for me
>>546104259>>546104259>>546104259>>546104259
>>546104115Thats what I mean I dont really get it cause sometimes high wit doesnt mean they are witgods but high rolls. Is it when they run concentration/focus? What skills should I be looking for? Im trying to improve my team but I feel like im still losing even to witgods or Ive never truly encountered one ever
>>546104029
>>546104037>daiwa and vodkayou FOOL you have summoned.... her
>still maintenanceThis is why you gotta stop using fax machine japbros
Remember to update your Umamusume in steam/playstore/appstore then download all the files on the main menu so you can play immediately once the maintenance is over.
>>546104256I got 3 R Rikos in my 1st 10 pull
>>546103248If this happens I don’t know if I will be able to afford a spark for Kitasan banner if I finish the Riko spark. 10k is cutting it too close. Maybe with apolocarats.
>>546104315Machan can just watch and keep score. She's too pure to get involved
>>546104352The only new card I keep getting was the dog in a shopping cart wtf I go 2 of those now
>>546103463I bet this is just the usual "lets assume the enemy umas are 5x stamina debuffers and one opposing big nige, you get awful mood and rushed and forget to proc a recovery gold"
>>546104185The chart is considering past 1200 stats (UD rank) so more speed more stamina consumption. 1100 + 1 gold lets her finish the race
>>546101967>>546104347
its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq4iP70F_iI
>>546104174The feet from Tracen umas are under incredible natural selection pressure. Only the softest, first rate feet can carry a G1 winner
>>546102084>>546101903Random thought, have you ever messed with the sample rate in sound settings before?There are a lot of guides I've seen online which tell people to pick the highest option available which can cause issues with some games.
>>546102195I'm AYRT, unfortunately this does not interest me personally but I would consider taking money to write it, the Ryan part turned it from a maybe to an outright no without some kind of payment. I would bet you would enjoy your own writing for free for more, though.
Umm bros? Why is it still under maintenance?
