Previous: >>546094784EXTENDED MAINT>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Matikanefukukitaru (3* Alt), Riko Kashimoto (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/13 - Legend Races11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m11/24 - Story event>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wonder Acute alt (3*), SSR Mihono Bourbon (Power)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owner)
Teio!
100000000 apologems in 1 hour and 8 minutes
I am INSANE over the idea of Oguri Cap giving me a footjob. Absolutely feral.
>>546104174That's the point. It gives you something to huff beforehand so you're even harder than you'd typically be
EU salarymen, we wonWaging while maint is on is comfy
Who are going to be the main umas of the next story event?
>>546104259We have new mode for several daysWhats the consensus about Rikos and Rice, was pulling for them at MLB worth your carats as recommended by alot of people
Janny tranny ooooohh janny tranny delete this thread too it is too early for this thread janny tranny do your job janny trnany you do it for free and you like it janny tranny the cuck does it for free
AHHHH END THE FUCKING MAINT I NEED TO FINISH MY DAILY CAREER
Mejiro McQueen thigh job
>>546104442Ahhhnnnn bwo?? Any running career has been deleted already.
I love Belno Light
HOW MANY GB?!I’m just using mobile data right now and will be days away until the internet comes back
>>54610449812 rofl
so what you're doing now that maintenance has been extended
>>546104498One TB, they finally put truescale akebono in the game.
>>546104498the actual update is 140MB, the full data download is 12GB
Please 3 Goddesses, reincarnate me as Hishi Akebono's insoles
>>546104259Remember to update your Umamusume in steam/playstore/appstore then download all the files on the main menu so you can play immediately once the maintenance is over.
How does it feel to break your career streak?
>>546104543I'm going to edge for the next hour then cum hard when I see the download data button
HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP HURRY THE FUCK UP
Is the patch being applied now or is it tonight?
Do big nigs die at the optimal time to activate No Stopping Me in CM5?
>>546104424rice is very much a super creek sidegrade in longs, while being better in mediums. Riko is pretty much mandatory for anything medium (uma dependent) and up
I'm going to sleep. Also post what you're listening to right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL8DVHuWI7Y&feature=youtu.be
somebody post AI slop i need to WANK
>>546104498>will be days away until the internet comes backWait what
Teio a cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHWyJtex08best race
>>546104624don't you want it asap? The trigger condition is last spurt, so it's never too early
>>546104715probably some poor filipino caught in the typhoon
>>546104293unhot>>546104378hot>>546104467peak>>546104564MEGAPEAK
WTF CHECK UMANEWS THEY'RE SKIPPING OVER MANT THANK GOD https://umamusume.com/news/
>>546104621Tonight. Maint2 in 10 hours
I would like to formally apologize to /uma/ for making fun of them for not having done a career before Maintenance started. I was expecting it to be now so that my TP doesn't cap out but...I might actually have 100 by the time the servers come back online...
>>546104434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIkzKrPp1EY
>>546104498>will be day awayDANCHOOOOOO
>>546104715taiwanese or filipino
Hey all. Let's do some writing exercises. I came up with a few Bad Career Endings last time there was a lull in the game. What do you want to writefag about this time?
>>546104812Get fucked. I bet your RP is also full.
My side works fine, update your system32.
>>546104904Oh god it actually might.
>>546104882Samson big career story
>>546104823top class wife
Dan...chou... *cough*
>>546104882up and coming amazing stayer McQueen getting completely screwed due to jobbing hopeless stakes
>>546104728Run nige, run!
bros… the maintenance…the service… it’s ending… …end of… service…
ALART ALARTHACHIMI-EDGE WORKS WITH THE NEW UPDATEI THINK MAYBE IDK THE GAME IS NOT FUCKING UP YET
>mayano topcun has guaranteed straightway spurt nowGuess my parent runs will be less miserable now.
>>546104942The... high jump circus Haru Urara? The only cool thing i know about her is that she cucked Brian out of her first Maiden Race win and never did anything of note ever again.
>extention announced>thread loses all steam and dieskek
>>546104882uma lactation
>>546104946>>546105002AIIIEEE THE TRAINERS ARE DYING QUICK DIRECTOR ADMINISTER EMERGENCY TREATMENT
>>546104806Then what are they maintaining for now?
>>546105025>he's not using hachimi dirtyBricked...
I got Twin Turbo SSR in my free pulls, is she any good?
Why do you guys care about capping TP/RP anyway?
>>546105050ummm steam still works thoughbeit
>>546105127Nyot really, especially at 0LB.
>>546105130this is a game for autists
How autistic are you /uma/?
>>546105127Good skills but all of her events are a gamble
>>546105127she’s dogshit don’t listen to the poster that’s about to reply with an image of her
>>546105054based
>>546105172Wait MANT is today???
>>546105130CAUSE YOU CAN"T OVERCAP MEANING YOU'RE WASTING RUNS. WHEN TRYING TO MAINTAIN RANK CLUB S EVERY TP/RP COUNTS.
Going forward, they just give us free 10 rolls on support banners every maintenance on top of carrots
https://umamusume.com/news/100044/The site is working again
>>546105241yesrate Aoharu
>>546105032She's in the uma party game but doesn't have any cards. She's also missing.
>>546105172>must play uma on veteran’s dayw-why?
>>546105130DANCHODE MAKES ME
>>546105304I honor my fallen horses from our independence day
if cygames wasn't run by jews we would be getting 1000 apologems for this
>>546104498SEAbro...
>2 Rice SSRs>MLB Riko Rshould i keep going
I wonder if cyge regrets not releasing uma global earlier. They could have rode that golden wave of gacha prosperity. This game is doing pretty insane for something playing 4 years of catchup
>>546105304Extra SSR rate in honor of our troops.
My uma just raped me
>>546105381why DID it take so long?
>>546105130I get more fan runs in leading to daddy danchou rewarding me
>>546105316The alternative of getting buttfucked by danchode isn't that bad.
>>546105172not autistic enough to have ever put gacha-related events in my calendar
HOLY FUCKING SHITCYGENEROUS
Previous thread
>>546105415it was going to EOS but forever young winning gave him the mandate from heaven and he forced cygaymes to support it
>>546105172I've gone as far as having a notepad to count how many times I did a facility in URA to know when it levels up, ensures I don't fuck up and have level 4 or close to level 4 speed by first summer. I also did Open League minmaxxing up to Cancer, but moved away from that by thankfully getting better cards after that. Haven't reached doing scheduling like this, though.
>>546105415they were eyeing EoS with MANT in jp and also had a pretty big lawsuit with Konami that could've also spelled disaster
>>546105461Gaslight edit
>>546105463EOS! EOS! EOS!
>>546105415cyge didn't couldn't into publishers. It took the death of one of their better games in global in the hands of incompetent publishers (cuckchyroll) for them to self publish, I guess. Also I guess they didn't feel like bringing something so uniquely japanese to a global audience
At this point I’m going to find a cafe to borrow the WiFi
>>546105130I could have gotten a great parent run by now what do you mean
Why does Michelle My Baby have no lewds?
>>546105463>man gaslight /uma/
>>546104748>trigger condition is last spurtWe should be calling last spurt mode something else, I was about to call you a retard because I initially thought you meant the last spurt part of the track.
>>546105463
>>546105461lol cygames ever doing anything on time and compensating more than 300 carats good fucking joke
>>546105463>bad rice
>>546105461INSPECT ELEMENT
>>546105461>gone more smoothlike your brain
>>546105363100,000*
I'm doing oonigger suzuka as soon as the patch drops and you can't stop me
>>546105461nice trybetter gimme some apologemsextended maintenance and short time until next CM
>>546105394…the ones we beat the japs with?
>>546105381my reasoning sounds dumb, but they probably didn't want to compete with Genshin
>>546105127Low Special Priority and her chain event is RNG but she gives many hints for frontrunner skills. Only worth taking the gamble if you have her at MLB
>>546105463DIE SUZUKA!
>>546105601no need, she'll stop herself
>>546105457I put all my gacha shit in calendars, if only games could display maintenance times in your local time zone, but no that's too hard
>>546105501you people keep saying MANT almost killed the game but i have trouble believing it
>>546105530>in the hands of incompetent publishers (cuckchyroll) qrd?
>>546105715why is that, umanon
>>546105548try 'big mike nudes'
First thing you will do once we are back? I will try the new Suzuka oniger
>>546105714the ones worth playing use UTCsurely /uma/ can do some basic subtraction
>>546105757>he lacks critical knowledge
>>546105715Mostly due to the length of having to click more, and what’s needed to optimize
>>546105757Princess Connect unironically was slaughtered by the pure incompetence of Crunchyroll.
>>546105770Grind fans for Danchou with Maruzensky
>>546104961"Trainer this is your fault!" McQueen cried into her hands not truly believing her instructor at fault... but simply unable to comprehend her promising career ruined so soon. Her trainer sighed. The Kyoto Junior stakes were scheduled for late November but Interim Director Riko and 3 other fellow umas were training speed with bubbles that day... he knew it was a risk but took it anyway. >>[McQueen... I'm sorry.]>[...] "Don't apologize now!" McQueen's tears started up again with renewed vigor. "Grandmother's surely going to..." Her voice trials off. Barely offscreen, Mejiro Ryan pumps her chest with her fist twice a "1st" is splayed across the screen. Her trainer ran 5 guts one wit and hit a View Results
>>546105757pricunny global was published by crunchyroll and they killed it despite it being a successful IP, so it's a pure management issue, and then blue archive took over as the cunnyge king
>>546105757Was priconne even a good game
I will run a big nige blocker and you will seethe.
>>546105624Nah, the ones who shot Koreans.
>>546105770probably the sameplan for next CM is Suzuka + 2 late surgers
>>546105571I was expecting the same 50 carats they offered last announced maintenance. It was announced after all. People had the opportunity to plan around it. But they extended it. Those plans around the maintenance fell through for at least a subset of users because of the extension. That could be an entire day of lost progress for CMs, lost borrows for parents, lost TT matches for weekly points, and lost fancounts for competitive clubs. A little sincerity is called for.
Why is Uma Musume so powerful.
DANCHODE I'M SORRY BUT JUST THIS ONCE I'M A FLATLINER...
Last night i was watching the anime and that horse Broye looks classy as fuck. When is she dropping?
>>546105463eating gold ass
>>546105463>global retarded
>>546105770probably start doing cm ace's with like 8 days left.
>>546105857There's No Stopping Me ooniggercuck
Do we sack groundwork for mid race skills since we can't compete with ooniges anyway
>>546105826
>>546104882Grass Wonder's timeline catching up to her and she finds out her little sister is missing.
>>546105887again big lol expecting Cygames of all companies to show a little sincerity
>>546105909Montjou will be one of the first international uma into the game
>>546105909Broye is not real anon...
>>546105826Nice, now write about the Mejiro Ranch going bankrupt, which pretty much means the entire mejor family now lives in poverty.
>>546105938GW for better position
>>546105857she will run exactly like this
SIRSIR THE OFFICIAL TRANSLATION IS "RUNAWAY STYLE" SIRTHIS IS GLOBAL SIR, SPEAK ENGLISH
>>546105819I know nothing about the situation, but why the fuck was Crunchyroll publishing a game in the first place? Do they have a games division, or did they just assume any kind of localization is free money?
>>546105819Given how they’ve run global I don’t think Cygenerous gets to use that as an excuse anymore.
>>546105853Not really. I played it and the guild war autism was unironically worse (but more interesting) than in GBF. I would call it a 6/10.
>>546105530why did dragalia die so fast
>>546106001OH NIGGEROH NIGGER
>>546106001BIGNIG
is guts the move now for late/end? assuming you compensate last spurt with accel skills
danchode please don't kick me it wasn't my fault this time...
>>546105938u need early race navigation skills now in addition to groundwork. Have fun slaving another 100 runs frontkek
>>546105992No easy way out, huh
OH!NIGGER.
>>546104567I don't see an update option in steam, either on the store page or my library.
I MISSED MY FREE PULL TODAY BECUASE OF MAINTENANCE FUUUAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKKK IT WAS GONNA BE 10 SSR PULL
>>546105715jp didn't like aoharu and MANT was even worse and then they also fucked up at the start of Grand Liveseeing how granblue is still around it probably would've never EoSd but it was a rough time for sureWhy global was delayed this much is pretty much a storm of bad circumstances1) Aoharu/Mant reception in jp2) Konami Lawsuit3) Crunchyroll Priconne disaster probably toppling all their plans for EN publishers4) (assumption) hesitation because the subject matter was pretty niche5) despite popular belief, a global release takes a good amount of resources and they prioritized asian releases first
>>546105770Stamina training with BIG NIGE Suzuka
>>546106001who cares loljust let people use whatever terms they wanteveryone gets what they mean anyway
This will be the only gacha I will ever play. I can’t believe some of you play multiple at the same time, this shit is predatory
Now that uma is dead, what game are we playing next?
>>546106079it's the meta for sprint and miles and maybe medium with recoveries
>>546106131there is 6 hours left tard
lets say that i have been trying to get a 3stm or 3pwr spark (and also farm fans) on golshi in ura finale and I'd bring 3 spd cards, 2pwr and 1stm to consistently end up with 800/800/800/lol/400 + 600k fans. Now that we all need to kneel to gutchads, what cards am I expected to bring and what stats am I expected to have? I still fail to truly comprehend how much of an 'i win' situation gutmaxxing is about
>>546106174granblue fantasy
>>546106008Crunchyroll does have a games division. It's notorious for being fucking godawful.>>546106024Nah, despite how Cygames is running Global it's honestly leagues better than what Crunchyroll was doing. Between the constant delay in patches, total radio silence, EXTREMELY SCUFFED TRANSLATIONS (to the point where Cygames had to apologize) among other things Crunchyroll should have never been in charge of publishing a game as fairly big as Priconne.
All of today's flatliners are all cordially invited to Mambo
>>546105770UUNNNNNNFFFFFF pitasanshame she's getting added with MANT
>>546106038Nintendo are cucks with sticks up their asses
>>546105853Story was cute but the game was severely autistic like all cygames games. You had to upgrade to a very specific level or you would completely brick a character. For example if you max leveled and max equipped some supports they would be worthless. The entire meta revolved around skill timings so the meta was just copy paste.
>>546106210>>546106215Thanks danchou or ralkos
>>546106038They pandered to the west with yuritrash and gayshit so it died
>>546106186Hehe they will extend the maintenance until daily reset
>>546106038Nintendo really didn't want Dragalia Lost.
>>546106186Heh 10 SSRs for me as kaikaku
>>546106091>bring ksb>bring falco>bring a bourbon cardthat's both navigations, early lead, groundwork, front savvy AND focus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLJf6ffta0I
>>546106186>he thinks the game will be up before reset
>>546105463>riko fatThat's what I'm doing for our fifth date... time to minmax her caloric intake, MUHAHAHAH
>>546105770Team Trials to see if I'm getting more points since 3 of my umas have No Stopping Me! now. Probably won't get a good read from the immediate 4 or 5 race sets, but if I already get a solid Class 6 retention, it's going to be pretty funny.
>>546104640There is no conceivable reason not to take Riko with you every single time. Even if you do not need her massive stat boosts for whatever reason, her dates will reliably give you so much energy and mood up with zero risk involved that it's just naturally great.
>>546106159i’m still laughing at that anon that only saw the end of the thread when the adjustments were announced asking why all of a sudden everyone was calling suzuka a big nigger removed of any context
No one if going to run suzuka in cm because she is plain, forgettable, boring and ugly.
>>546106038Fire Emblem Heroes and fucking Puzzles and Dragons are the only free to play mobile titles Nintendo has kept alive for more that a few years. The Pokemon ones don't count.
>>546106215having basically only played other accelerated games and therefore not minding the banner rate as much, I do appreciate how they're fast-tracking balance updates and not just rerunning the exact same schedule at a higher pacepeople say cygames doesn't care but backporting changes ahead of schedule is absolutely an investment
>>546106486if you don't need the mood ups (getting lucky in a run) then bringing her is just middling amounts of energy healed that you could just... sub with a wit card or pressing rest
For me it's Bamboo Memory
>>546106486the conceivable reason is Tazuna better
>>546106486>her dates will reliably give you so much energyHer dates give you less energy than regular rests and barely more than a "failed" rest.
>>546106390>>bring ksbnot a training event, but more likely with aoharu>>bring falcoat least (almost) guaranteed gw and and prudent positioning but a power card and most people won't have it>>bring a bourbon card2 power cards in aoharu?
>>546106527This one lacks a soul
>>546106390For nonwhales… The half anni stam card is nice for front skills and concentration. Twin Turbo R card might be serviceable at MLB.
>>546106586Her rests is 2 pal trainings
>>546106091>u need early race navigation skills nowdid you forget your oguri image?
>>546106215Everything Crunchyroll has is notorious for being godawful though.
>>546106486>reliably give you so much energy and mood up with zero risk involvedYou do know that Tazuna gives more energy, and 2 of her dates are even infirmary turns, right?
The "date a white woman" deck where you run Aoi, Tazuna, and whatever 2 wit and 2 spd cards are your best is a guaranteed S rank.
>>546104543I'm still at work, I'm just disappointed that umamusume was down when I had some freetime to play. Part of the joy of long night shifts.
ssr selector for the extended maintenance plsty
>>546106586AND WHAT IF you get 10 trainings in a run where she discounts energy spent during training? How many free turns is that in addition to energy from rests?
Whats the best guts card after Urara? Might try 2 guts, Riko, 2 speed,1 wit for sprint/mile once maint ended
>>546106335I don't see why girls kissing girls is soooo bad. You like girls, don't you? Now there's two of them!
I WANNA FAST LEARNER AND GUARANTEE SPURT ON MAYO ALREADY BWEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>546106591we're training in mile this cm and we get a wit version later for bourbon. 2 power cards is fine (for now). Speed bonus umas can cap speed with 2 speed cards, so it's no big to run 2/2/2falcoGODS eating though. They called me a brickster for rolling lb1 from my free ssrs
>game is still fucking down
>>546106210
>>546104543reading this threadit’s kind of boring
>>546106486With Smart Falcon finally giving out guaranteed Groundwork (and has a green skill as a hint), you can replace Riko with another wit card then you can just high roll on 3 wit, 2 speed, 1 Falco and pray for little mood downs
>>546106764Tazuna also does that and gives you more stats and energy and heals debuffs with her dates. Also has a better Gold Skill.
>>546104543playing clone hero
>>546104543
>>546106765SR Yukino Bijin is pretty decent, SSR Ines Fujin is pretty strong for fronts, SR Meisho Doto is also decent
>>546104728Explain the Do Deuce glazing please
>>546106702>he haven't seen that seiun gifswapping lanes gives you 0.5 velocity now
>>546105987My computer fucking ate this one. I'll screenshot this and write it up sometime tomorrow bro. I'm getting sleepy. >>546105054I'm a foot fag, sorry. >>546105968Give me lore on this? It sounds fucking interesting.
>>546106828I'm sorry, I ran out of fat Spechan to post
SURELY IT ENDS IN 30 MINUTES RIGHT
>>546106812LET ME INLET ME IIIIINNNNNNNNNN
>>546106818Why does the monkey man not spend some of his dumptrucks of cash to get better teeth? Is it some kind of flex?>captcha: NAHH K
>>546106890as accel? or while active?
Would be pretty damn funny if it got delayed until the next ingame day
>>546106995nyo...
>>546106883Special Week's reincarnation
>>546106995Please I wish, everyone should have their streaks ruined
>people already coping hard about RikoYeah she's totally mid. That's why literally every JP vet has been using her for a year straight. This is in line with other /uma/ protips: Seiun's ult is bad actually and Air Shakur is underrated.
>>546106995they should do this because I want more carats
Maintenance was extended because they're implementing increased borrows to 10 a day
>shakur meme card has spurtDARE I EQUIP IT
>>546107084hahahahaha
>>546107032>chudfucker...
>>546107054Nobody says either of those two and I'm pretty sure you're also making that up about the JP side too.
>>546106848I can’t run the Falco card because I will be making Falco as an ace.
>>546107105guaranteed way to get it for parent farming so yeah
Uma when
>>546106995MY BORROWS AAAIIIIIEEEEEE I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
>>546106187help me anons i am not ready for the brave new world
>>546107105It's a wit card, on a scenario where wit cards are nice.
>>546107054>JP vetsglobal runs on accelerated schedule, accelerated mechanics and most importantly, pure organic 100% homegrown retardationwe blaze our own path
>>546107054anons saying >just rest bro like Riko doesn't also give you stats when you rest with her, and enough of them that you can ignore stamina entirely
How useful is this card now that we can do this dodging danger + prudent positioning combo mentioned >>546106417?
>>546106883because Take is his jockey maybe?
>>546106187>600k fansthe fuck? do people do that? does it do anything other than club ranking?
https://litter.catbox.moe/a8j3r0kbexhac4y2.png
>>546107054>ultgo back
>>546107228As grass wonder would say, there is no retard before me, only in my wake
2 hours 20 minutes left
So this is the Mambo experience. I can get used to this
>>546107232Only comes with prudent positioning and you can get that from yada or falco instead.
>>546107262Insane fucking affinity and SP so you're guaranteed to be at least a decent parent option for most future umas
>>546106867>more statsNOT TRUE!>more energyVERY TRUE!>Heals debuffsEXTREMELY AMAZINGLY GOOD AND TRUE!>Better gold skillTRUE AGAIN!WHY THE FUCK IS RIKO, WHO'S WHOLE DEAL IS DECREASING FAILURE CHANCE, NOT BETTER BY AT LEAST 20% AT IT??????? Also why the fuck is MLB Tazuna not talked about WAY more what the fucking hell this card is INSANE now that I'm looking at it what the fuck????????
>>546107232not verydodging danger requires you to have an uma beside or in frontIf you proc center stage/prudent before DD you will never actually proc DD so it's just a gambleYou really want ignited spirit wit + center stage
>>546107229she's barely enough for medium on her own, and for miles and below you just train power to get your 600 stam
>>546107262i just naturally get 600k with all the optional races i do, and yes its just club ranking
>Trainer L hasn't farmed his daily quota todaySayonara
>>546107054Even witgod did 200 pulls day 1 after telling people not to pull
>>546106581SameShe’s still unreasonably far away though…
>>546107256>uma delicia
Long = guts and staminaSprint= speed and power
>>546107210SHAKUR IS LE GOOD!?
>>546107256>still have no idea what any scenario does different past mant
>>546107359Whole deal in her story******
>>546107298The only other games I play are fighters and the occasional Isaac run if I'm depressed. Be nice, please.
>>546107386He is specifically tailoring his videos assuming you are f2p and only use f2pHe already has MLB Kita so why would he save for kita rerun
>>546107359we don't talk about tazuna because we already shilled her in URA>>546107368aren't you always blocked on the side when you run out of the gate?
>>546107054JP players don’t know what they’re talking about.
But air shakur truly is underrated
>>546107461>I'm not f2p but f2p should listen to my f2p advice Holy shit the guy is even more retarded than I thought
>>546105857>unsheathes SMarunothing personnel, torena
>>546107548>I'm not f2pRetard he's literally an F2P.VF please, you pulled NN after telling everyone she's a skip.
>>546107548I don't understand how you are forced to be f2p to give f2p advice
>>546107368>>546107357Damn, now I am even more annoyed that I got Power Oguri today instead of her. I know Furious Feat is a good skill, but that card seems only good for parent training so the gold is useless.
>>546107548f2p guidemakers are funny because the second they gain traction + revenue, they put the money in the game, and the second they veer off having dogshit f2p decks their advice is worthlessmaybe that's the real advice... pay up...
12 hours...until THEM
>>546107359Tazuna is my most common borrow for aces, if you don't know at this point she's good, you're beyond help.
>>546107371Training power for stam means you have to bring stamina legacies to supplement it, and also means you have to train 3 stats: speed, wit, and power. If you bring Riko you can inherit power and spend more time witmaxxing for higher overall stat gains, and this many CMs in you should know by now how important wit actually is.
>>546107643>until THEMThem what?
It's up early.Get in
Any noobs here?
Pige gamePige life
>>546107548He literally told everyone to reroll during Kitasan banner which I'm assuming he did to get that MLB Kitasan
>>546107229riko only gives 30 energy when you "rest" with her, it's trash
>>546107228Trusting random people from JP is fucking stupid anyway. Most of them are F2P clowns who wouldn't be able to tell you the relative strength of cards through personal experience, and to make matters worse half of them are third worlders
>>546107597Then why is the other guy saying he's not?>>546107610because if you don't know the f2p experience you can't give good advice? Look at the Rednu retard that suggested f2ps should wait for the Kita rerun. Technically it's good advice since you're more likely to MLB her but playing without a 3LB Kita for months would have been Godawful
>>546107232Why cant you impatient niggers just wait and test these ideas ingame after the update?Sloptubers have done this predicting shit since release and they are always wrongYou and I know what happens, you'll spend 10 hours grinding a front ace, you'll get a god run with everything the sloptuber says, you'll be excited, throw it in test rooms and lose 10 times in a row and get pissed
Give me wife
>>546107481I missed the train but I'm blessed by god that I already have her at LB1 through random roll luck. Why is Riko good compared to Tazuna at all actually?? The only thing Riko does is gives around 150 free Stamina and Guts lets say being generous, meanwhile MLB Tazuna gives you AT LEAST 5 free turns easily? Riko having 10% race bonus is the only thing that might be arguable for them being equal but that's not a thing in Unity cup....
How many hours until Maint finishes...
Anyone have that webm with the horse eating a chick?
>>546105424Rewarding you with...?
>>546107786You were not promised one
>>546107371If you train power you are not training speed. Hitting max speed is hard on this scenario
>>546107669as long as you don't run some sub 450 wit retard you should be fine. And for miles you have to train power either way, no? you're stuck on 800 power at best if you're only getting power from speed trainingI guess it just depends on whether you run power or stam sparks
>>546107256tachy banner HAS to be bait with finemo/spmaru or cb/creek around the corner
>>546107739It's okay. You can't use it to replace a rest the way you can with Tazuna, you us it when you're above 50 energy and your trainings suck.
>>546107770I don't even know how you came to the conclusion that he's not an f2p just because he had an MLB Kitasan. At least you're not denying you're VF seething against witgod again
>>546107770it's been fine up until aoharut. 1lblet
>Trying to stay up so I can get my dailies in>already 4am and still maintThis is a joke right
>>546107674the unbrickers
>didnt do daily racesrip
whats the non-guts cards you run in a guts build, just Kitasan?
>>546107870It's not. You roll for Summer Maru if you're a front runner lover. If you're not then you absolutely must roll for Tachyon.
are the bakushin and biko cards any good at 0LB? i got them way back when going for ktiasan but have been using MLB SRs over them
f2p = bad deck even with money
>>546107881VF really mindbroke you niggers didn't he?
>>546107849>Hitting max speed is hard on this scenario
>>546107770I never said he's not f2p. I just said he already has MLB Kita so he doesn't need to save his karats to MLB kita like f2p players should. He did say he spent some money on JP tho.>because if you don't know the f2p experience you can't give good adviceSorry I have to be homeless first to give other homeless people advice on how to not become homeless. got it.>Look at the Rednu retard that suggested f2ps should wait for the Kita rerun.That guy didn't even touch Uma before global was out, he's just some random gacha tourist sloptuber. Why should you listen to anything he says?
I'm convinced the Biko is mandatory and all SR speed cards are fucking worthless gaslights in Unity.
>>546107824
>>546107256>l'arc has 3 must pull MLB cardsso this is when f2p becomes completely unviable i'm guessing?
>>546107883Post your CM results(I'm actually curious)
>>546107980pretty sure he has been mindbroken by seriru being right and also reading/posting in this thread also buy an ad
>>546107934that's what I did in URA to produce 1100/400/900/1100/300 vodkasnot sure about aoharu, since I don't know if not bringing wit and riko would kill you, and you can't really just slam your face into the guts button every turn because you need to chase balls
>1% wr raid againmandem make it less obvious
>>546107791>150 free stamina and gutsIt is way more than that. On a good run you will trigger her post-training event pretty often and it really adds up. The scenario link also boosts her gains which you won't see on her gametora page until you slot her into the training helper iirc.>10% race bonusOther way around. Because Unity rewards you more for training and you don't want to do optional races you have to make each race count more. RB is helpful for that because it boosts your post-race SP reward which means you can run less and train more.
>>546107958Biko has 0 friendship until LB3Bakushin gets +1 speed at LB1
>>546107256Is this Mr CB or someone else?
>>546108035Never used Biko in my life and Iv'e won all of my CMs.
>>546107770kitasan is not even good in aoharu. ura was the rainbow scenario. aoharu is the energy/wit scenario. mant will be the race bonus scenario
>>546108035The latter is kinda true. I've already started using mlb kitasan/1lb suzuka + sweep. I'd use my Biko but she's 0lb.
how many months until her banner?
luck for the luck god
>>546107870>FOURTY FOUR friendship bonuslol
>>546108125mejiro ramonufirst triple tiara winner?
You seriously cannot be this fucking retarded
>>546108125mr cb doesn't look like thatis that ramonu?
>>546108125ramonu
>>546108046If you don't have Pasa by then you're bricked anyway, and isn't Earth best in slot around then regardless
>>546108038Cromnch
>he uses horses with default outfits
>>546108004Fatass
w-why's everyone so angryweren't we so happy like 2 hours ago..?
>>546108172DO NOT check ssr sweepy retard
>>546108172>2 skill point bonus
>>546108195i-im sorry sir.. im doing my best right now
>>546108229bakushin looks better in her default tbdesu
>>546108172it looks like ass wtfat least smaru has that massive TE to balance it out
>>546108172>5 TEit looks shit
>>546107835Teehee, wouldn't you like to know?
>>546108172>Maru has 25% training effectiveness What the fuck
>>546107980If being able to brand someone really retarded as VF, then, yes.
>>546107791Riko gives a lot more stats than Tazuna. Stam/Guts specifically, but if that's what you need, she slots comfortably with whatever else you're doing.>>546108113I've never gotten Good Job more than 7 times in a run. It's not negligible, but it's not exactly hidden godlike value either.
>>546108172>mood-agnostic training with 80 spec priohmmm
>>546108046personally going for El only
>>546108004>>546108245
>>546108268/uma/ is in despair because the maint got exted by two hours so now they have nooooothing else to do but sulk like little angry kids. Sooooo sad~
>>546107870it isn'till try to rework this image sometime soon to adjust it with the new JP cards and add more honorable mentions
>>546108291>he doesn't like armpitsfag
>>546108172Looks shit
>>546105770Try out URA with all the buffs to summer and nerfs to bad conditions
>VF is in his mommy and daddys room right now in tears about the extended maintThey better give our guy bonus allowance this month for extra pulls :(
>>546108268This is what no Umamusume does to people
>>546108168....She definitely has the big meaty.
>>546108172isn't kitasan bait if you can just use Tachyon+Maru instead considering you dont need her for this scenario and MANT
>>546108273>no TETo the trash it goes...
fucking my human wife until she births me a baby uma
>muh training effectivenessTraining effectiveness is additivefriendship training is multiplicative It's why you want to hit rainbows
>>546108268vfcord raid, you can tell because they shill TE when witgod said FB is infinitely better
>>546108172
>>546108172>Maru has 25 TEWhat the fuck?
>>546108335It has a weird effect where you get +5% TE with every speed level
te is only good for ura lol. every scenario is different.
>>546107386seriru is a liar, he paypigged for nice nature card in jp server, in global he obviously paypigged for kitasan and rice shower, bet he mlbd nice nature card as well
>>546108453friendship training is capped by how many cards you bring of a single type
I feel like there's some insane gaslighting going on here but I'm afraid I can't tell where it is.
>TE shilling againlmao
>>546108516/uma/ would never lie to me
TE is good on its own but even more busted on scenarios that benefit on total TE of decks
2 MINUTES LEFT BWOS
>special priority doesn't matter anymore apparentlyWHERE DID THESE RETARDS COME FROM
>>546108419Kitasan is good in aoharu>b-but rainbows aren't as impo-She has 15 TE and more specialty prio, rainbows are still good in classic/senior year anyway it's not like you never want to click rainbows, she still outclasses all other speed cards
>>546108162what about post mant can i get a qrd of them all thanks
tell me when its up already
>>546107791> Why is Riko good compared to Tazuna at all actually?? The only thing Riko does is gives around 150 free Stamina and Gutsyou're right, dude, I hate getting free stats for skipping a bad turn.
>>546108502>liar>when he said in a video that he is a minnow (small fish) on JPClearly you aren't watching witGOD
>anti-TE gaslighters back in the thread againThere's a reason Fine Motion and Biko Speed are in all the whale decks.
>>546108606when its up already
>>546108451>0.75% chance to give birth to an uma
you guys burned your urara SSRs for SR tickets, right?
>wake up>maintenance still not doneWhat in the fuck? I demand 100 free rolls on the Digitan banner but only for me.
they said it's getting extended again on discord
>>546108453what about mood bonus
>>546108606its up already
EXTENDED AGAIN LMAOOOO
>>546108581This is what happens when you can't think for yourself or form your own opinion
MAINTE DONE
im gonna use the selector on my LB1 SSR sweepy to get her closer to MLB i love sweepy sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UP
IT'S UP
6 GB WHAT THE FUCK
it’s up
The QoL better fucking be there.
IT'S UP GO GO GO
OH MY GOD IT'S ACTUALLY UP>6.63 GBHOLY FUCK
>he didn't start downloading already
6.63gb patch holy moly
>>546108663If you can MLB kitasan you can 0LB an uma daughterwife
>>546108757there will never be any qolstop asking
do we get apolocarats
>6 GB
I like spreading misinfo in /uma/ because there will always be one retard who thinks its the truth and it makes them feel more validated
>>546108709Sweet, gonna check it out now.
>>546108581who gives a shit its just around 35% chance at best
No. I bet it's something cheap like 2 carats or a stick of gum. Tell me.
>6gbHoly shit Hishi Akebono is HUGE
WTF
>>546108584yes but I'm specifically talking about pulling her on this rerun, which means you will be pulling her almost 2 months into the scenario, which means she will be good for just over 2 months and you can get by with borrowing?This is how people soured on Riko SSR no?
>6.63GBstandard update size
QUICK MODE TT WOAH
What’s TE? What’s FB?You guys lost me
>>546108663it's okay, i love gachas
check your giftbox HOLY SHIT!
QOL IS UPQOL IS UPI REPEATSWEEP IS ONQOL IS UPQOL IS UPI REPEATSWEEP IS ON
6gbs??? in this economy?? i could only afford a 500gb iphone 17 pro max man
>>546108709I meant to post this as a joke because of the exact :00 time but turns out I was right. One time gaslighting actually worked
>>546108757The Quality of Luck has been increased, you will see during your free pull today.
HOLY SHIT NEW ICONS :D
actually up for reals I swear on me mum>3% toward update completionlet's gooooooooooo
why is it downloading so fucking slooooooow
>>546108757They would mentioned beforehand if there was
>>546108680each mood level is +2% to training I thinkmeaning it fuckign sucks even if you have 100% mood bonus at great
>6.3gwhy does rebalancing need all this space?
>just download 6GB easy peazyfuck you
>>546107386Are those stats supposed to be impressive? Pic related was done with no SSRs except Riko.
>100 carat compensation
>guts patch>6 gbis it really worth that much storage?
>no apologemskekarooalso why are dailies suddenly numbered
What the fuck.
>>546107870you have no idea how stupid that 2 skill point bonus is, and it only gets worse after thatit's the main reason why you were told to use sweepy over any SR btw
6.3 gigs? that's going to take me a week to download!!
AIIIIIIIEEEEEE MY DATA PLAN
Toreinadacchi, I'm going into battle and need a full list of the new events
>>546108837It's not like you stop using kitasan when tachyon comes out, IIRC she only gets benched when El comes out during l'arc
>>546108862UNIRONICALLY SAVED
>>546108680mood bonus is also additive and also relatively weak in the overall formula
6gb is just space for Bono
the update is ogurifat fuck
>6GB patchLooks like I won't be playing Uma Musume before sleeping.
WE GOT THE POST MANT QOL PATCHGAME ISFUCKINGSAVEDALL THE QOL IS HERE
>>546108862IS THIS REAL???AIIIIIEE CYGAMES I KNEEL
SEEX GIGABOYTES? DO THESE PLONKERS THINK I'M ROICH OR HWAHT?
AIEEEE IT'S SO SLOW
HURRY THE FUCK UP WITH THE DOWNLOAD
>mainte finished same time as doxxgenesis updatedHMMMMM
Are there big different between 3LB and MLB Kitasan? I am not sire if I should use the ticket on my 1LB supercreek instrad
>share practice partnerwtf is that?
>6gb patchtoo much gourmand
Help my game sounds demonic
that guy is slacking...
holy bwos
HOLY QOL
>
>6gb patchAlright. See you tomorrow. Fuck my nigger ISP.
>>546108890It was an example of something not working. Don't ever doubt witgod you faggot
>loading bar had numbers between 20 and 60%uncanny
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR TRAINEES!
hey can you guys stop downloading so mine goes faster? im more important than you guys, thanks>>546109053MLB kitasan has double the specialty priority
SOON 50 APOLOCARATS, WITH BONUS 2 MINI CARROT JELLIESCYGENEROUS!!
>>546109020You should sleep forever, mitcher..
>>546109028CYGODS CYGODS CYGODS CYGODS
I pick my cards based on event and hint skills
are old umas before patch also get buffed when they have the balanced skills?
THE QOLTHE QOL IS REAL
>he has a data planwhat 3rd world country still has that?
>>546109028I hereby apologize to cygames bc I never ever thought they would do this
>>54610905360 specialty priority vs 100 specialty priority
it really is umamusume 2
>>546108890deck?
HOW MANY BORROWS BROS????????
>>546109118they get glued asap
>>546108880>>546108805>>546108872
>6gbyou can already see the seaniggas chimping out
>>5461088861Gbs is standard speed in my 3rd world.
>>546109163
>>546109068DANCHOU DONT OPEN THE BOX DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>546109028did we get spark rerolls too?
>daily borrows still at 3
DOING TEAM TRIALS DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK ANY MORE
Are you niggers actually living in favelas? 6gb is like 20 minutes with the shittiest connection.
>>546109218h-hot...
5 BORROWS
SOMEONE CHECK BORROW COUNT
>>546109174Dahby kun are you happy >>546109028There's also TT skip and bunch of other shit
>>546109092OH NO NO NO LOBBY PIGGY FLAUNTERS IN SHAMBLES OH NO NO NO NO NOTICE MY S UMA BWEEEEEEEEEEEH
aieeee
go to the trainee menu for a surprise
>>546108326No. I bet it's something cheap like 2 carats or a stick of gum. Tell me.
>multiple favourite icons>show sparks on any sorting methodmy life is saved
>>546109246My fiber wiring got fucked, I'm waiting for them to repair it. Been a month, still nothing. So I'm on a shitty data plan.
>>546109198>been pulling supports since beginning of game>2LB Sweep>2LB Marvelous Sunday>2LB Tachyon>No WindyI'm fucked
>>546109198how the fuckI'm guessing 18* power sparks?
outfit change holy fuark
>>546108113>150 statsIt's really a stretch to say more than 150 looking at it all even in training viewer, I'll say 175 Stamina and 100 guts realistically maybe. It's good I can't deny that but the extra turns you save with Tazuna with A. insane energy recovery + discount and B. Clearing illness for free its just too slanted towards Tazuna.>10% RaceOkay that I can agree with especially for skill points especially. Actually I just checked and Tazuna gives you 100 SP guaranteed, while Tazuna gives you 27 after finals only, so the race bonus to skill points feels like a wash?>>546108339True, I can sorta see it but now I have insane respect for Tazuna, and you only even need Tazuna at LB2 for her to be insanely good. Happy learned this!
I don't even know why my download is so slow. Not like my net is bad
>>5461092693.
>>546109246Nigga I have fiber and these shit servers refuse to download fast
its fuarking over
i have fast internet and the patch is taking fucking ages. must be from everyone logging in at once
Are the purple flames in?
>>546109273>TT skipthat will staved off my burnout for at least a couple of months
>no apologemsdogshit game
wow, no longer need gametora open
You guys are fucking retarded.
>he didn't download
>still no auto
So is JP witgod the strongest f2p umatuber left? I was following VF but his advice went to trash when he MLB'd a "must skip" banner and pitied two "I will skip" umas with paypig carats
>>546109325why the fuck can't I filter for "has any favourite icon"
Danchou… I won’t be able to play today until I find a cafe with free WiFi…
ITS OVER
>>546109314wtf WHY WHY WHYcome on WHY!WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>546109379Can I view their casual clothes yet?
Ch-ch-ch-choto mate Cygenerous-Sama
75%I'M COMING!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>daily borrows 3/3
>>546109381While RIko 27* brain damage
>3 daily borrowsfuck you cyjewsi take back everything positive i've ever said about you
If I fail to enter the club within 10 minutes will my club realize I'm a thirdie?
>can't type in club chat because it menus lol
>>546109506GAMETORA BROS
LIST ALL THE QOLS WE'VE GOT
>>546109506HOLYSHIT CYGODS I KNEEL. GOODBYE GAMETORA
>>546109506holy crap I don't have to google anymore
excuse me?
>>546109506oh my fucking god
>>546109506>>546109450Nice, now I don't need to get the global fork of UMALauncher working on linux.
>>546109141The one I am in
NO MORE PS2 GRAPHICS
>>546109535Why did you say positive things about them?
>>546109506NO WAY
>>546109506>ALL THESE QOLSHOLY FUARKING SHIT. I WAS JUST EXPECTING TT SWEEP, BUT WE GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE. I KNEEL TO CYGODS.
>>546109506cygenerous holy shit
>>546109506HOLY FUCK
>>546109540Yes you will be kicked immediately. Better start downloading fast.
>>546109506holy shit game is saved
>>546109506it's OVER for gametorakeks
>>5461095571. ur mom
>>546109505Not yet
>>546109506>not overlaid over the buttonscringe
>promises something to be expected>overdeliverscyGODs I KNEWWL
>>546109506They should've given this during launch it would've been a better experience for everyone
>>546109472He's not f2p.
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTIONTHE GOLD CLEAT STORE FOR SOME REASON IS RESTOCKED BUY THE TICKET QUICK BEFORE THEY FIXED IT
>>546109506Goodbye Gametora.
>>546109540The usa is asleep, everyone up right now is a 3rd worlder.
>>546109603>still 30 fps
>>546109453Rice wouldn't say this
>friend point shop>look inside>no book of hints
Oh shit you can buy extra borrows for 100/300/600 carats now
Apologize
>TT quick mode just like AoharuHOLY SHIT
>30%LET ME IN
>>546109721no neverwe should've had these from the get go
Bros...my feet...they stopped...I'm on my knees
>>546109719whalebait KEK
WARNING WARNING WARNINGTHERE IS AN ERROR MESSAGE UPOPN DOWNLOAD COMPLETE FOR WINDOWS 10 USERS ON STEAM VERSIONWINDOWS 11 REQUIREDWINDOWS 11 REQUIREDWINDOWS 11 REQUIRED
>>546109680>IsrealBut what if I get banned for abusing a bug...?
YOU CAN AUTOPLAY URA NOWFAN QUOTAS INCREASED TO 100MIT SOVER
>>546109506But how does it work on mobile?
new
>>546109603Did they add first person mode?
Hmmm I wonder what this is for
Holy shit everything is better>>546109763I'm on W10, thoughbeit?
>>546109763>>546109780ok dude
>>546109590you can permanently increase the base hint level of an uma's skill with those, both white and gold but the later cost a lot of materials
Is this the patch where Guts becomes relevant?
>>546109246definitely not, there's something wrong with serverLET ME IN FUCK
>>546109804FUCKING FINALLY INNATE SKILLS DOESNT COST A FORTUNE ANYMORE
>don't have to menu a billion times anymore>secured retainingthank you cygames
>>546109719If this is real it's the most disgusting greedy shit in this game.
>>546109804WOAH
>>546109796Panties peek mode?
CLEAT SHOP HAS BEEN REFRESHED AHEAD OF TIMEI REPEAT CLEAT SHOP HAS BEEN REFRESHED
SSR Sharding is LIVE
>>546109869
>50% done
bros... i can't boot uma up anymore on steam...
>>546109861>securedHmmmm nyo
>>546109869>>546109680i will trust the internet not to lie to me
is anyone else unable to type in club chat? like when I type something it just menus around
>>546109843It's still the worst stat, but it does something rather than nothing.
>>546109873What is this?
YEEEEEEEEEES
>6 gigabytesthis gon b gud
I was just asking for this
>>546109990YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Smart falcon isn't giving groundwork FRONTBROS?
This is nice
MEMOS FOR ALL VETERAN UMAS TO KEEP TRACK OF SHIT
>>546109990i kneel
Help, how do I find windowed mode in the new options? I'm stuck in fullscreen
>donating shoes now starts at 2NO MORE ACCIDENTAL DONATING ONE SHOE
>>546109990WTF
Personally I'm happy about the new favorites tag so I CAN ACTUALLY SORT MY SHIT WITHOUT EXCEL WHAT THE FUCK
Club chat is bugged? Why the fuck is my keyboard moving the mouse?
>>546110047Say it aint so...
>>546110062alt + enter
Why does my BGM sound like it's from the horror scenes from Dokidoki...?
>>546110069wtfi was happy with donating one at a time
>obtained in Friend Point Exchange>check in shop>no bookWHERE BOOK?
>>546110051what the fuck are you supposed to do with 9 characters
Is it worth purchasing 1 borrow a day bwos?
>>546109804>Grass can get OYL for dirt cheapThat's OP, no?
>>546109867it opens a link to pixiv with their tags
>>546109869What the fuck, this one isn't actually a gaslight.
>>546110129iamracist
AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT TEAM TRIALS QUICK MODE
I want to play the videogame but I have work in 3 hours
>>546110110Thank you very much, I'm not very good with computers
>>546110143100 carats is 2/3 of a pull
>Autoplay availableholy shit????????
holy shit you don't have to keep adding shoes when donating in club anymore. It stays at 2
Uhm, where's Akebono?
>>546110143Nyo
82368201CM5lets test those new mechanics
What the?
>>546110220Sceenshot please.
is this a bug? is the TP bar supposed to be shown like this
>>546110171You don't need sleep you stupid piece of shit your horses are waiting
>>546110105Yup same
are the card buffs not live? smart falcon isnt giving groundwork
>>546109991>6gbAaaaaaaa, this sucks. Will anyone notice if I download 6GB of horse gacha over the company guest WiFi?
>share an uma with your clubWhat does this do?
>>546110270third worlders haven't logged in yet
>>546110270hold a spot for me, I'll be there in about an hour
>>546110129come up with some kind of codeg for groundworks etc
>>546110336>>546110341i put it as 1h to enter, you should be finw
>you can steal other people's uma nowwtf
You leeching bitches better buy the .5 anni packs now. Cygames deserves it
>>546110325group umapyoi
>>546110325you can send umas to the club chat for them train against, it's like custome racesyou can probably request sashes too now btw
Ok Cygames i WILL buy the packs now
[Hacker voice] I'm in
damn updated skills doing worki aint got that score even on wins in a while
>>546110413I was considering buying the 3* selector but it's not available in the carat shop
>>546109246I'm waiting for my chink fiber shit from fs.com to arrive so I can connect my sleepout to the house.I currently have my desktop connected to an old wifi router (running OpenWRT) which is connected to the wireless AP inside the house.
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>546110413Monthly pack is best I can do.
Is my account bricked? I did my daily races already so I didn't get to experience the multisweep on day 1 of uma musume 2
holy shit, umas are so spread out now on the final corner
BIG ASS BUTTON
hoooly shit she instantly appeared
Awesome
>>546110321Obviously
>0 apolocarats>not even a single mini carrot jellyFUCK THIS SHIT
I'm still loading but I think this changes everything
>>546110539oh no no no ASYL OINK OINK OINNNNNNNK
>>546108482Maru doesn't get that right off the bat btw it has to max friendship first
nyo...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Umadacchi
>>546110567We have the buffed riko kr started with. Must spark now.
Wasn't the big horse supposed to be released now?
>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES
You're welcome.
>>546110567blue or yellow bar?
>>546110171Call in sick and play
>>54611064012 in hours
is the gap between base and mlb riko large? i got her and can finally borrow mlb power rice instead.
>>546110502I literally can't run my fucking race. Says this shit every-time I get to career...
Cygames fucking loves us bros... They're like Super Creek but a company
New star filters and multiple favorite icons
>>546110629I want to umapyoi with Mambo
>Just found out about the 10 daily free support card drawsA-am I bricked?
>>546110676Nooooo
>not enough device space for 16gb version of this gameEither I delete other games or I give up on Uma. Guess I give up on Uma. Sorry danchou.
>>546110679MLB R just got the 5th date so unless you have above 1LB not really
>>546110171quit your job, go live with your parents and dedicate every waking hour of your life to uma musume pretty derby
>>546110270>All NSMs started proccing very lateDO NOT REDEEM, witgod was right
>Riko is buffedAPOLOGIZE POLOGIZE
x>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES>APOLOGIZE TO CYGAMESAPOLOGIZE TO CYGAMES
>>546110608oinker decks have S power, this looks like a 2 spd 3 wit n' riko deck
>>546110753holy fucking retardyou missed out on like 50 free rolls could be worse
>>546110270>retards saying No stopping me doesn't work>all the winners procced no stopping meLMAOOOOOOOO
>>546110658Green, but it feels like her friendship gain was buffed tooChecked the log, I only trained with her 3 times and she was already at green bond
>Falco card doesn't give groundwork
im not apologizing to anyone until smart falcon gives groundwork
>>546110738>Global is not only being breastfed but also getting a nursing handjob to go along with itHoly fuck, Cygames I am going to CUM im gonna CUMMMM UGH
>>546110761Because it will download 16gb first before overwriting the game files and deleting the downloaded files, it is always better to just reinstall if you have less phone space
>>546110502>Yes
NO AUTO CAREER YETYOU LIED TO ME
>>546110825>>546110845imagine training front runners
>still 3 borrowswhat the fuck cyjew
D U M B FALCON
>>546110825Fronts are dead, long live the lates!
>>546110270>no stopping me procs at 200m leftyea i think witgod was right
Unless I'm insane, it feels like there is less lag frames between menus & button clicks as well as between turns on careers now, everything is sped up slightly
does king halo power give uma stan?
Holy QoL I will now come back to the honse
>>546110825Don't hurt me like this
>club chat broken>can't exit full screen>no apologems on loginworst patch ever
PLUS FIVE
holyshit this is so fucking good
>>546110761>not moving your miscellaneous apps' data to an sd card
>>546110924It's the opposite for me, everything feels so laggy
>>546110539what does this do?
>>546110779>>546110806>>546110908WHICH IS IT RETARDS
>>546109506Global must be dying really fast if Cyjews are desperate enough to release all these QoLs.
First Aoharu, now balance patch. It's been a great year
>>546110924It is faster, though the career itself is just as slow
HOLY!
>>546110924Nah you're right. But that's because the servers just came up and not many people are on, not because they greased the cogs
>SINGLE MONITOR GAME UNLOCKED>SINGLE MONITOR GAME UNLOCKED>SINGLE MONITOR GAME UNLOCKED
>making Taiki parent>she's jobbing all her G1sholy fuck what a waste of time and a borrow
>>546109796WHERE IS THE SEX MODE?
>150 apologemsCYJEWS WHEN I GET YOU
>only 150 carrats
why is the download so slow bros...
they go so wiiiiiide nowI kneel
>>546109095No, Cygames download is just filthy slow
Never joining another room lobby ever again you sick fucks
>>546111026No, it's doing good which is why they are investing more into it.
>>546111026Accelerated pacing + crazy prices + solved Gacha aka skip everything but kitasan and your favorite girl = declining revenue. This is much needed oomph
goddamn
>>546111024None of them contradict each other, retardbro.
>200 energyI love Obuhi Fat
>>546111026Yeah lmao the game must barely have any players left that's why they added stuff to it because there's no money to be made we won so hard doombros
>>546110978>an extra click on mobileStill better than not being there though
>>546110874I literally don't know what to do, do I just quit and waste my 1 of 3 daily borrowed run? Fuck this damn fucking game.
I did it!
>>546111161AHAHAHA
>>546111052Tilt for panties?
I hope the update doesn't delete the rape eyes
waht the fuck the hint frenquency update is too much give more SPs when you win races thanks
>>546109379I dont get it, its for race outfit? you can swap original on alts or vice versa?
>>546110924wait until chronogenesis turns on the scrapers
>>546110825it's just a bug in the UI right haha
>>546111130too excited to attach kek
>forgot to take focus>LOSE DEBUT RACEBIG NIGGEER!
>ran as late surgerno more hopeless stakes memes
I would have love it even more if skipping TT races is like with Aoharu's cutscenes
>>546111215I don't like when they look at me like this
150 GEMS!!!!
>>546109472JPWIT isnt f2p
>my borrow run pre-update gets deleted FUCKKK
>>546110825kek you will farm your groundwork parents goy
>>546111248Is it a higher risk of failure?
MY THIRD SWEEPIE COPY!!!!!!!!!!!
>Smart falcon doesn't have guarantee gwFrontkeks can't stop losing
>>546111290>one of the original memes is dead nowthank you witgawd for the good times
DUELING
>you can replay home screen convos in the gallery nowNeat.
>>546111349why would they exclude it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uhh, how do you disable the choice shit? It delays every event by a second
>making me wait 2 extra hours on top of 6 hours beforehand>only 150 caratsI wont apologize fuck Cyjews
>>546111248Going from 0 to full, training other stats, then going to infirmary after might not be a bad deal
>>546111213Unfortunately no, we need a hero to mod it in...
>>546111221Yes, you can change the race outfit now if you own the alt and vice versa
>>546111413
FALCOBROS WHAT THE FUCK
REDEEM THE CLITS NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BEFORE THEY RELEASE A HOTFIX
THIS IS BULLSHITITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 5 MINS ALREADY
>>546111330uh idk the odds but I got slow metabolism on it
>>546111024it procced but it procced too late to be usefulwitgod is never wrong
>>546111412Have to sell valentine bourbon somehow
>can finally do parent/fan runs without randomly forgetting a racethanks cyGODS
I CANT TYPE IN MY CLUB CHATIT KEEPS DELETING MY INPUT WHAT THE FUCK
it was in the fucking list of changed support cards in the announcement, what gives?
>>546111468Bricked
>skill hint upgrades now in the upgrade tab>says you can buy hint books in the friend shop>hint books are not actually in the shop yetebin
back to the tedious groundwork farm you gofrontbros
>FALCOKEKS
>>546111453So it was true that they didn't add it yet
my first S
>you can view sparks while with affinity bonus sort now
>>546111506>>546111453it's a bug and we will fix itsorry
SILVER CLEETS ARE RESETI REPEAT SILVER CLEETS RESET
when will global get this event........................................
New option in concert, maybe?
>>546111468Your account had to be deleted to make room for the update, please understand
>FRONTKEKS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS
>>546111472Might be higher risk then unless you got really unlucky
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU BRICK
DON'T OPEN
LATE/END TOILET UNCLOGGED
>>546111660Congratulations on your child bride.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DISABLE KEYBOARD BINDSITS FUCKING MY ABILITY TO TYPE
>>546110991iPhone.
um so if I dont care about no stopping me I can just, basically ignore the unity races and pick the middle option every time?
>>546111695should I run them as fronts anyway?
>winning more races as late surger with a more guts and lower staminaLmao
>>546111660Stop making me seeth with envy, my SR tickets have rarely been new cards.
>>546111695qrd?
Kita has her racewear now
>>546111114Ryan parent runs are finally good?
CRYSTAL SHARD EXCHANGE
Are the Cygames servers made out of fucking twigs? Why does a 6gb download take this long?
>nyo styopping me will nyever le work bwooooooo witGAWD was RIGHT!!!!!hehwatch this*fields 3 end closers*
>>546111760AIEEEE
>>546111695No longer have to play the whole career as front?
>>546111749If it makes you feel better I have 0 Riko/Rice
Frontbros did we lose?
>>546111731Advice: Don't buy an iPhone.
FYI!!! +400 hidden stat bonus is NOW GONE for URA scenario
>turn high quality 3D race visuals on>shadows look like absolute dog shit
>150 caratslollmao even
>>546111774What is this?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
>>546111765nah they still move to the inside if they get into a gap in the mid race so you're still megabricked for the last spurt lmao
WHO SAID BORROWS RESET? FUCK YOU
If you dont have space to download the update, just reinstall the entire gameIt's more efficient
what the fuck does that mean
They reset saved races :(
What the hell is this? Am I gambling a 1/3 choice?
>>546111760It just means you have her in your deck right?
The sparks feature is nice, but this favorite icon is going to be a more handy way for find parents with ease. Hearts for stamina sparks, a drink for power, and uh...the chocolate cake for Groundwork because it kind of looks like dirt. This is a flawless system.
>>546111917Rice will finally use her dagger
sex with the green woman
>can't watch any races, brings me back to the title screen every timeWow cool.
>>546111917I hope you have Blue Eyes on hand anon
>>546111863someone confirm if this joker is lying
this is a parent run
>>546109506gametora bros... our ads...
>>546111724 ctrl c + ctrl v from notepad works
>>546111941Seems so, maybe it only applies to SSR cards
pre-download trick works btwI only need to download 2.4mb more
>>546111889Grim. Brute forcing with front it is
uh guys
>>546111954Oh shit, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
fyi people the PATCH IS BROKEN. my proof? Rare riko has the 5th event but it has no effect lol
>>546111917New guts mechanic, the one with the highest guts gets more speed to winYou get insane speed boosts as a high-guts late or end closer as they slingshot off people upfront
>>546111917activate Scheiren discard Merrliresponse?
>>546111984what do you mean? all the keyboard settings are activating when im typing in guild chati want to disable that
First run of the day, how is she looking?
>>546111120>check oka sho in practice>confirm red shift starts wayy too soonI know people here were saying it's not that good for the next cm but it's nice to see it yourself.
Wtf. I bought a zfold7 for this fucking game and now I don't need gametora? Cygames owes me money
>>546112049my response is I can't fucking read
I'm pretty sure there should be an explanation for Practice Partner. Mine bugged when I entered club so I had to close it
>>546111851Great advice for the future. Maybe I will pick Umamusume up when I upgrade. If it isn’t 30gb by then.
anime horse girl racing can't be this serious man
Wtf is this new "practice partners" thing on clubs?
>>546112081Now you can have this thread instead
>>546112120where do you even see this
>>546112141HORSE NTR
TIME FOR BIG NIG
>>546112081wtf is a zfold7 I thought that was your captcha for a second
>>546112120lmao
>>546111851
>>546112081bro bought foldslop
>>546112120spechuds we'regetting exposed....
My sound is fucked I even uninstalled and reinstalled. How the fuck do I fix this?
>>546112173My nige!
What the fuck is happening?? My Suzuka isn't winning even G2-G3s anymore.
>>546112120centerbros...
>>546112220>pink faceThat's fucking racist.
>>546111760Fine Motion too
this good enough for a blocker or do i need more pwr and wit
>>546112243>gutsletlmao
WAITYOU FUCKERS TOLD ME FRIEND POINTS ARE USELESSI WASTED THEM ALL ON SASHESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>its realits real>its realits real
UHHH BWOS I THOUGHT THE R RIKO DATE WAS FIXED
and how exactly do we get those books Mr. Cyge?
>>546112081>2000$ for a phone
>>546112243refer to >>546111863
>>546112275retard
Holy shit the turf actually has grass now
>>546112265>blockerYou guys were serious? Did you guys not check how wide A&S activation is?
>>546112258cute...
>>546112265bro your stam...
>>546112243so it's not just my graphics that look like complete shit
>>546112243LOW GUTS RETARD KEK
>>546112303lmaoooo
>Well that's enough rallying this afternoon! The maintenance is complete so lets get rice shower with our 10 roll!>RICE SHOWER, RICE SHOWER, RICE SHOWER, RICE SHOWER!
>>546112243gutschecked...
>>546111863>every run DIES on the Tenno Sho Spring stamina reqvery funny
WHAT THE FUCK IS A PRACTICE PARTNER
>>546112321wide?>>546112329yeah i inherited stam, should probably remake with power
guys my steam uma has no music and the voices deepen to the point it sounds like the umas are voiced by old men, how to fix this?
>>546111863how the FUCK am i meant to complete spark runs with the 400 stam bonus
>>546112303Shit fucked me as well
>>546112339>>546112341>>546112369>no late start>lost to a 200/200/200/200/200 paceshitter
>>546112409sorry bwo that was me speaking
Where do I see the umas that I stole?
>>546112402no i'm saying you don't have enough stam
>>546112303w-what exactly did it contribute to her training?
>>546112370no? because all npc's are also lacking the stam req then it just becomes who runs out the latest
>>546112440WITLET
if I have max R riko, is it more worth for me to use my spaark to get lb1 rice?
>>546112178samsung phone that you can unfold to be a tablet
>>546111874It's where you exchange 20 shards for a limit break crystal.We will be able to get 3 shards as event point rewards from the Halloween story event in a few weeks.
>>546112402>wide?c-cutean actual newcutie
>>546112474i need more stam than that for a fucking blocker? from what i know you need 1.1k if you want to run an actual oonige but she will die after cucking A&s
>hachimi is ded
JESUS
I'm fucking robbed umas right now... feeling so good gonna cum
>date>skips your turn AND you don't get anything in returnIt worked for like the first 2 ones...>tfw agemasen'd...AHHHHHH BRICKED DO NOT RUN RIKO IN YOUR DECKS RIGHT NOW
ん?
Skill points number is so fucking FAT now.
>>546112561you're an honest player now
>>546112559she will die too early to cuck anyone
>>546112303why does this look like Riko and (Me) just had one night stand?
Holy buffed careers
bets?
>>546112583R Riko is BRICKED
Slowass mobile dataWhy the hell is the update 12 gigs?There better be detailed sex scenes at the onsen after I've gotten this updated
>>546112521those hinges look like dust magnets and will sand themselves to obsolescence in a year
anyone else just having fun making all your horses race eachother in the practice room
Holy shit you don't need to pick 2 shoes everytime time it just remembers it whenever you donate!
KITAPITS IS OUT????? WOOO
Wait wtf Taiki has to do a bunch of extra races for head to head. How the fuck do you do this if you're f2p?
>only the gold cleat shop resetUh okay
guys are cleats reset or do i just have alzheimer
>>546112583>>546112631OHNONONONO F2PKEKS WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW??
I KEEP LOSING CAREER RACES TO LATE SURGERS BECAUSE THEY DONT GET BLOCKED ANYMORE
why are the race graphics so bad now
I CAN'T TYPE IN CHATIt unfocuses after each letter, WTF?
oh shit you can get the pace spurt from unity training
WHY ISTHE UPDATE 8 GIGSAND WHY ISTHE SERVER SOS SLOW CYGAYMES WHY CAN'T I UPDATE VIA THE STEAM SERVERS
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
Is anyone else having audio issues? My girls sound like dudes on a 60s TV show
>>546112665you're not supposed to be able to do most of the events yet
Time to relearn the game faggots.
any youtubers who summarized all the QoLs
b-bros?
>>546112463in the Practice option in Exhibition
>>546112629>low power>non existent guts & wit< 5th
>>546112463I cant even test this practice race, just keep giving me errors
>>546112717>pace accelFuck now there's going to be more Obuhi Fats in CM
Thank you Cygames
>>546112614POTENTIAL UMA IS READY
>>546112765>drawbricked
global doc update? i'm completely at a loss on what stats do now, my intuition is dead
>>546112659Nishino Flower????
Every day til you like it
>>546112589exhibitionist SEGS?????????????????????????????
Mambocore songs
Why the fuck you guys lying, there's no clear shop refresh
>>546112081oh nyowill this affect gametora's traffic?
>>546111731it's not even an Android thing, it's a feature for the open source OSes you typically have to manually install
>>546112725chrono turned on the scrapers
>>546112728>My girls sound like dudes on a 60s TV showFinally, he's in
let's go
>>546112853i was able to buy gold cleat and silver cleat sr+ tickets, but other tickets were still sold out
Who the fuck is this?
>>546112728there's a lot of crackling for me
>long ass maintenance for a patch filled with QoL they didn't advertise but the thing they did advertise (updated card events) is broken and doesn't workBaffling but brave choice.
>>546112728>>546112409FINALLY IM NOT ALONE
>>546112939AV
ALRIGHT BIG NIG DONE
>>546112939Curren’s roommate
>>546112778YOU WISH
aoharu auto teams isn't THAT retarded anymoreInstead of having to fix 2-3 teams usually I only have to fix 1 now
>>546112939My wife ayabe
Should Daiwa do her secret event for head on? or do you just get it from unity training
https://umamusume.com/news/100008/updated card events arent even listed on the patch notes
>>546112939admire vegaall you have to do is read anon
>>546112939Bjork stalker
>>546112983she die
>>546112983Bwo..
>>546112939adult video
HOLY FUCKING SHITend-of-career coin count for those interested, everything is fucking bugged so I'm just gonna fan run in URA and grind monies while at it until everything is fixedevery race gives you like +800 as well, while the URA Finals gives you +1200this is with 320k fans btw
>>546113023yeah cause it's fucking broken lol just look at welfare riko
>>546113023it was on the initial patch notes>>546112983holy glue
>>546112983Um...Toraina-san...
>>546112983weird to give a blocker so much speed
>>546112983oh no noshould we tell him?
>>546113023CAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING BROKENNICE 8 HOUR MAINT CYGAYS
>>546112983>500stam /500gutslmfao doesn't even last 1200 meters on OONIGE
>>546112939Amiyi
>>546112983oh she dead deadmy condolences torena-san
>>546112939that's my wife adobe show some respect
V. BOURBON IS SAVED
>uma maintenance ends>ISP core network maintenance startsAAAAAAAAA
>>546112983you can compete in 100 meter dash race
>>546112983
I CANT RACE...
TOILET UNCLOGGEDPOTENTIAL UNLEASHED
Do i really need furious feat on my ends?that means using my 1LB SSR oguri which is kinda ass
>>546113142WHAT THE FOARKS
I CAN'T EVEN WIN MY DEBUT RACE ANYMORE
THEY FUCKING DID IT!!!They added Team Trials QoL!!I sure hope they did the same for the daily races.
>>546113132I’m still taken aback at that one ayabefag’s doujin idea. Just pure insanity
holy fuaarknew hidden events seem to be working at least
MAYANOGODS
Wait training books are in?
>>546113235what was it
>>546112939That's amiya
>>546113167I had to delete my run for it to work...
>>546112983nice asthma build RETARD
I kneel cygames
test
>>546113126cute donkeys
>>546113023WE ARE GETTING HINT BOOKS EARLYYOU'LL HAVE TO REMAKE YOUR OSHI
>>546113323>>546113323>>546113323
holy shit
So this is Riko sex...
Cygames exposing all these bad trainers
>>546112983based retardthis is from a trash career I just did, this is how you do a big nigga
>>546113370>1k stamina>survivinglmao
Oguri posters weren't lying! CLEAT SHOP REFRESHED GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE AVAILABLE
>>546113370that's a good sprinter you ha->D sprintyou fool
>>546113370go test her outtell us how she works outim very curious
>>546112983umm...torena...
>>546113317>we have torena cards now like IM@S with P cardsniceeeeee
BWOS I WAS LIED TO
Did someone try to reinstall Hachimi yet?
are any of the card updates in?
>>546113589i hope none of you fags used your ssr voucher on falco power
>>546113828which one can give a deep throat?
>jwuWe got almost every QoL? Holy shit.
Why would telling my trainee about my date with Riko make her mood go up? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
>>546114931Human x Uma relations are gross so it's good that you've moved on
Do I need to use the Urara card now for my Virgo umas?How much guts is needed for mile?
>>546114931The young uma is just happy her middleaged trainer have found a nice woman to share his time with
>>546115042witgod said that having 1200 speed and power is more important that guts
>>546115141YEAH RIGHT
>tfw r riko has a 5th date option>doesn't give energy>doesn't complete>when you try to date for 5th time again it wastes a turnapologems when
First Runaway Suzuka ace glue post-patch.The distance she makes from the rest of the pack is as breathtaking as the speed at which that gap completely disappears in the late race in the URA final.
>>546104364Daiwa is like top 3 sexiest Umas. I've never been one for fangs, but she just makes it work. She's so cute too. I love her tiara. Season 1 made her come off as a background loser, but she's actually a phenomenal horse irl.
