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>>546133959>of the 3 new pets, one is just outright fucking mothman's and in his set>obviously did not just randomly cobble together a dedicated pet for a random shop skin barely a full month after it released, was likely intended to release alongside him for halloweenoh we were absolutely supposed to get fucking chucky the devs being fucking incompetent blew right past the window. thats kind of fucking crazy, I wonder how long they delayed sidekicks for. I wonder if we were actually supposed to get sonic and shadow sidekicks too but they just took too fucking long to finish this stupid system
>>546133959>all shitMy vbucks are safe
Not a big deal, but Bonus rewards being under missions is weird
>>546134108How does it feel to be schitzophrenic?
>>546134108They'd still make bank if they did Sonic and Shadow as sidekicksIsaac should have been a sidekick fuck
>The Seven returning>AMIE added into the files>new reboot system
It's not gambling chuds. It's just a loot box with a random chance to get an item.
Raven Team Leader won
>>546134328>fortnite is turning into a gacha game
>>546134208its basically how it worked before chapter 6 except now its "do x number of quests to get x item" instead of each item being tied to a specific quest
>>546134216its not schizophrenic to point out the dev team's historic incompetence
WHAT DO I CHOOSE?
>>546134461Finally....now we can gamble for JPGs of Cuddle Team Leader...Project Moon collab soon, perchanceably?
>>546134328>what? other games do it!
How much is the Moe pack going to be?
>>546134305Tim Sweeney. You little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your trash Fortnite. It’s fucking bad this trash devs. I will become back my vbucks. I hope you will in your next time a bonesy; on a erp farm, you sucker.
>>546134727what the fuck is the context for this picture
>>546134506FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE
>>5461345064 I like it, but i'm not a Simps nerd
>>546134328>buy multiple of the same pet>creative gambling lootboxeswho is the scammer at Epic Games coming up with these schemes? do they not have enough money as is? jesus christ
Asking for a friend, is it normal for "normal" people on Fortnite to get hardons from skins and emotes? Like say you're playing and a Spice kills you and starts emoting a hot emote, would you get a hardon?
>>546135018yes and that's normal
>>546135018you already asked this you faggot e-rp'er
>>546134791popeyes cup edited into cope
>>546134328The worse thing is that If I make a Cool casino map with normal rules, It would be banned, but a $6.7 entry fee pay to win steal the brainrot map would be fine
>>546134506vote yes so we get more kino cartoon collabs
>>546135374Well yeah. Gambling is immoral and will corrupt the yoof, but gambling with a fancy coat of paint is cool and based
We play Fortnite around here.
>>546135092>>546135103So if I play right now and emote on 100 people over the next few hours how many of them will get hard for me? Also how long do guys usually stay hard for without stimulation? Could I trigger any of them into being pent up/having to stroke?
>>546135018>>546135702I wish that one faggot the other day was right and nobody used spice anymore, that'd be better than being associated with this gigglygoonclown-tier shit
>>546135702you have better chances in murder mystery, go in front of someone, do party hips and turn around, use the commander table emote from last seasons BP, do a kissing emote and see how they react, have fun!! :3
>>546135949BRO TAKE MY UPVOTE THAT IS EPIC CHUNGUS SAUCE
>>546135861I use Spice and I'm getting second AND third-hand embarrassment from all this JOI-tier goonposting
>>546135861As someone that helped expose giggly, that's not even remotely close to what he did
>>546135949Yeah the Autistic billionaire is not building a crazy think on that plot of landI bet is a deluxe goon cave
>>546136191guh those curves
When was the first time Epic announced BP items will begin hitting the shop because I can't wait.
>>546136518it was right before the chapter 5 marvel season with that season being the first season the change applies to
>>546136518You won’t get Era. Go ahead and do your cadospam now.
Tim is based (most of the time)
>>546136735
>Holy shit that Mothman skin sold HOW much?>Make a sidekick of him quick>And make a cooler Mothmando too
>>546136518what anon said, the date was Aug 07, 2024https://www.fortnite.com/news/change-to-item-exclusivity-in-future-fortnite-battle-passesbasically from absolute doom forward, anything before including wrecked sadly won't return unless they remove that stick up their asses
>>546091496
the only dog I may buy, he's cute!
the five gun and deodorant applicator are now in br
So it looks like collab sidekicks won’t be locked or i guess just have one style. They removed krypto’s quests from the game
>Can't enjoy or have fun with the silly goofy cartoon shooter game no matter what I try
whoever said moe's gun is delulu exclusive is lying, or it goes to delulu after a certain time, because this is regular ZB
>>546137934it just got hotfixed in not even 10 minutes ago
>>546138357i see, still felt like a crazy decision to put all the gimmick weapons there, there's no way they're that hopeful about it
>>546137481they've been there retard
>>546137856the struggles of a BR only metaverselet
>>546139087I am not playing the Disney World hat sim, Jimothy Squeegee
>>546139087get off the burner tim
>>546137856it's just too corporateand that's coming from a star wars fag and someone who watched simpsons as a kidit's just old guns with a fresh coat of paint and people try to pass it as a celebration of fortnite
>>546137934Updating the game right now then
>moe just straight up doesn't get an emoteOkay, that clinched it, this season officially sucks complete ass.
>>546135861I like spice but it's not my fault guile just came back
chapter 7 lfg
>>546139962did his whole bundle came out?
>>546139962we don't know what he has and does not have yet, its all encrypted aside from the skin
>>546136873he's a literal retard and so are you for bootlicking himhe should just start releasing AI generated skins and charge double the price for them, it's what jeets like you deserve
>>546140219oh i'm retarded
>>546140221>"I need to get pay for talkiiiiinnnn my mom is homelessssss"
trying to avoid buying the sidekicksstill only got peels
>>546139962Just be glad it got acknowledged at all through an accolade
>>546140095KYS that meme sucks
is moe a pole?
>>546139754>early fortnite style is completely gone and replaced with something clean and sterile for maximum advertising >story is non-existent and tlr, the seven and other iconic stuff only wheeled out because "remember this!!!" out of desperation >Don't get unique silly shit anymore (even this seasons gimmick guns are invalidated by shockwaves and tac spam) and every season is mobility hell>UI and the game itself just general feels like a chinese mobile knockoff of itself in the same fucking game and the devs hate what the game once was
I found steamed hams, is sneed's feed and seed in too?
>>546140095>chapter 7 happens>return of the seven and IO>IMMEDIATELY all of them kneel to hope>doesnt matter if theyre aligned with her or not, they all just respect her for no reason despite never interacting with her before>jonesy is now the punching bag for all 3 groups because hes not hopei was really hoping theyd leave her behind season 4 to avoid this fate, but shes obviously along for the ride now
>>546140548
>>546141078BETTERfuck maleskin retards
>>546140393go ask mommy to spend her entire weeks salary on 500 vbucks so you can buy a brainrot, lil rakesh
>>546140865There is no Direct "Sneed" reference, but thats the "Seeds Store" (the one where the old man works in the show)
>>546141065>no dude its going to suck because it just will okdoomkeks are getting desperate
so what’s up with the STW bug where AI doesn’t go over the edge of stairs or cliffs? lmao
>>546141151>"Pleeeeasseee Im a voice actoooorrrrr, its a real joooobb I need thiiissss"
>>546141253bitch ive wanted to return of the chapter 4 storyline for 2 years now, i just see the writing on the wall that itll get sidelined for their mary sue do-no-wrong character who TOTALLY doubts herself or something
>>546141354is your keyboard broken lil rapreet?
>>546135702I wish you the best of luck in your efforts, exhibitionist-kun
>>546140423Which one do you want? Doberman and chihuahua are tempting but I’m gonna hold out for a while and see what kind of collab ones we get. Epic always goes hard with item shop stuff around the holidays so I don’t wanna blow my load too early.
>>546141197Close enough, I'll take it
>>546141739congrats on the bot lobby win
I think the Seven suck
>>546139962Only his skin got decrypted because he's an NPC on the map like Scratchy. They'll have bundled
>>546142037tuff
>>546142037lel
I think it’s insane these cost as much as skins
>>546141065>foundation died off-screen because they couldn't get the rock back so Hope is enlisted as the new leader of the sevenThey COOKED with the story no cap fr fr :fire: :fire:
I think Hope its a better Lead than "the six seven", because she is Cute, and quite Erotic in comparison.
>sneezed on green goo as the final skinsThe one time that making the entire skin gold would've worked and they don't do it
they fixed apu's yellow washed not sure how that happened, there were also other pics with him in the bar just fine
>>546142037I out dps'd someone with a gold version of that five gun with a grey striker AR another fun gimmick weapon designed to be useless
>>546142760something weird with the colors, Barney still got the Skinner hair
>>546141806Fishstick and BonesyIf I was rich I'd buy them all I don't hate any of them
>>546142248I like the dummy dog but it's hard to justify buying it for it's price + if you've already bought one + collab sidekicks coming.
>>546142960Easy cop if true
>>546142960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79N1O0lF0GYwe're so back
Wtf
>>546143508That can’t be the skin right I’m hoping this retard is just posting random miku
>>546137425>Robot pet>Only 3 colorsTimmy is gonna do dye packs in response to material editing
>>546143508he just googled "snow miku" or something else like that but I could see that being the skin because it would be an easy reskin job
>>546143647Yea it’s fucking trash, only one I would even thing to get is the moth one but I’m probably just save for collab pets
>>546142960i used to troll about Miku… but man I love this meme character
>>546143247>cop It's gonna be free like Santa Snoop, I hope
>>546137667Krypto sidekick was supposed to be free but WB declined
i am conflicted between buying heroic hope or chun with my vbucks. which one do i buy? i like chun-li but i hate capcom and dont want to give them money. should i buy some other skin? (not interested in marvelslop or mortal kombat either)
>>546143602its an existing design called Snow Miku, I guess he's just using it as an example of what the skin could look like
>>546143759It's just really funny trying to be all threating and murderous as the cute blue vocaloid idol
>>546143508Snow Miku is more of a Feburary thing, it might be a New Years/Christmas-themed Miku if she's coming out during Winterfest
>>546143862just get chun-li and pretend she's an original, you can get hope way later, she's not a rare skin or anything, alternatively skip and save for next season and christmas
Mikuxplotation has begun, get ready for 10 new variants
As a furry I don't think scratchy looks good desu. Can a non furry tell me what they think of him.
>>546143809>declinedMore like Fortnite woke engineers can’t code things properly. Sidekicks were supposed to happen in june/july
>>546143862Save your vcucks if you’re not 100% sold on any of them>>546144175He looks boring not worth the money
>>546144175Makes me want tom as a skin more than anything else.
>>546144175he's a silly cat who gets killed a lot. one of the few animal skins I'll actually use
>>546142960AYO??
>>546144175Nostalgia is carrying because this looks horrible, but I was always more of a fan of Itchy
>>546144175>as a furythat’s ur problem. if u were a simpson fan u would feel different
>>546144590anax
>>546136985This one is pretty shit nglshould've been a style for the old one too
>Mr. Blasty (Commonc-Exotic) has been NERFED:>Bullet Spread on 1st bullet increased by 10%Nothingburger change and I've still been sniping fags with it
>>546144175He's fun in the same vein as Toon Meowscles imo, at least Scratchy comes with proper colours so he doesn't clash as much with other cel-shaded items.He's just a silly cat. And that's all you need really.
>>546141101Look in the mirror
>>546140423same. I want the raptor but I can hold off until a lil wolf(not remus) shows up maybe
>>546144913Spread?What does that mean? It's not a shotgun...
Any AI niggas out there that can give her a bigger bust and thighs?
They love, they shareThey share and love and shareLove, love, love,Share, share, shareThe Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Black catCammyChun-liWhich one bros.. or do I get them all.. damn
Every time there's an update more and more shit completely unrelated somehow manages to break into a million pieces
>>546145390I think they mean bloom, which is more relevant for single-bullet guns.
>winter migumaybe the teto leak isn't bullshit after all
>>546145752I already rewatched it 2 days before the update
>>546145940ALWAYSTRUSTTHEPLANLEAKEREMPERORS NEVER LIE
>>546145478Wow, tits are big now!
>>546145940Twin Drills straight up said they had no idea what the fuck Shiina was talking about, if she's coming, sure as hell it isn't this year
>epic decided to reverse the mid-season gimmick>in the simpsons season no lessFellas, I think they don't like how much value crew has
Thick, heavy, sweaty, CAT ASS.
>>546146445GUH
>>546146445I still think about that one anon here who didn't bother to get her unmasked style years ago and continues to regret it.
Guhposters seem to be here 24/7. Definitely NEET status.
>>546133959were her eyes always like this? this fucking sucksway netter if you just never saw them fucking ever
>>546146725A good thing the shades are on by default then so you never have to see it unless you intentionally look close enough
>>546145508
upcoming reload events>Venture: Floor is lava>Oasis: Storm never stops moving>Slurp Rush: All water is slurp and storm damage is increased!
>>546145689Black Cat will always come back because of Marvel. Prioritize the Street Fighter skins.
>>546146909>steady stormthat's a throwback.
>>546146909>messing with Reload when it's the dedicated "I don't care about this season but I want to play Fortnite" modeBut why?
please do not post porn in the /fng/
>>546146725There is something intrinsically wrong with female cops, you just know they are going to freak out about nothing and shoot somebody, and then cry a little but learn nothingIf I see a female cop on irl I clamp up like a black person, best behavior
>>546146725oh that face reminds me of these little shits, also yeah she always had them, people didn't notice
>>546145478
>>546146661Im sure he is going to be banned soon.
>>546146725Honestly from what we could see behind the shades I thought her eyes looked something like this, with no sclera or eyeball outlines.At least she has sultry sex eyelids, which I guess some people will like.
>>546146661that makes them even hotteri have a kink for neet porn addicts
>be me>been playing since Chapter 1 szn >be collab connoisseur>don’t care about the OGs or hype of OGs>didn’t buy the renegade raider or the black guy because i don’t like them>think they are a waste of Vbucks, that people fell for the hype. >same for paradigmYou may call it what i buy slop, but atleast i don’t consoom because it will be le hecking rare or something i dont like because artificial hype.
>>546142960This honestly doesn’t surprise me barcode to this I still see Miku more than any of the other festival headliners. https://youtu.be/O5Ft2Hj0Z3w?si=LaIPxaLuwojo2KWEThis would go hard as a jam track.
>>546142960MIKU OO EE OO nice I hope they gibe her a updated face
They really fumbled the simpsons shit>no santas little helper sidekick>no maggie back bling>cringe mech suits for lisa/bart>slime green ultimate skins rather than golden homer>peely yet again>no lenny>no "ha ha!" emote
>>546147616I couldn't pass up OG paradigm during the shop incident because fuck the actor one. It's the closest thing to having singularity, too.
>>546142960Miku is probably the single best mix of>affordable>wants to collabFestival has.
>>546147551>At least she has sultry sex eyelids, which I guess some people will like.it's me, i'm some people
>>546147434Not bad anon
wow, what a goofy female skin, so silly...
>did my dailies in one creative session just now>go to lobby>not marked as done>got to do a second run of dailies todaywhy did this happen
>>546147769>no santas little helper sidekickthe pig is unironically more popular with normalfags, but i don't understand because this season is a whole love letter to fans>no maggie back blingglider is probably the safest, yes there are babies like isaac or mini yoda never learned his name but maggy is where they probably drew the line>cringe mech suits for lisa/bartonly way for kids to be playable skins, i don't think most would be fine with their future versions while the rest looks normal>slime green ultimate skins rather than golden homerthat i agree, superstyles are 90% miss 10% hit>peely yet againagree, AT LEAST they tried to tie it with frink, but if you're a fan of his default appearance you got kind of fucked there>no lennylenny & carl getting skipped is a shame too>no "ha ha!" emoteyeah i think this is more about conflictive emotes, ha ha is fine against boss, i don't think they'd add it as an emote
Best skin in the game right now
>>546148415>wow those billionaires sure understand us hehekill yourself
>>546148415I dont know if he is from Portland or NOVA
>>546148252it's a step in the right direction. could have be another crop top
any ideas why this never released
>>546148475It’s funny, ironic or not. Relax
>>546147616I don't care about most cosmetics, especially collabs which I don't see the appeal of buying, and don't fall for fomo either except for when Paradigm randomly came back who I would've bought if I wasn't fucking asleep. Makes me wonder if they'll rerun her in the shop for SX og or throw a remix one in the pass
>>546148252>get what you've been asking for months>still complainMisery loves company
>>546148415>>546148718'Jaks were never funny. Fuck off back to sharty, faggot.
>>546148718you can't walk
>>546148252What’s the problem
If anyone cares, the vbuck missions in StW got reset and now there is a new one in stonewood.
>>546148869>>546148923Why are you guys pissed. Every little things sets off this general
>>546149068you are autistic
>>546149098I’m not. Your visceral reaction seems autistic
>>546148869Sharty won, Even Fortnite is posting gemeralds references
>>546148283>yeah i think this is more about conflictive emotesDoes epic really try not to make "hurtful" emotes any more? Cus I still have Take the L on my hot wheel and use it every time I merc some gimpsuit sweatlord
>>546148415Now we just need them to put Sneeds on the map.
>>546149371Thats rude
>>546149371>Does epic really try not to make "hurtful" emotes any more?You tell me.
>>546149769>Make it plantainwhy? It's the only emote here I have
>>546149769>>546149768Wow this really is a pussy game
>>546134506Vote 5, I want a Bumblebee Man skin.
>>546149865same reason for whip crack: blackniggers exist
>>546149865Pretty sure people were (and probably are) using it against players wearing black skins
>>546149865uhh because monkey (NIGGER) eat bananawhen is taco time being added... so racis emote...
>>546149865people were spamming the banana and whipcrack emotes in the martin luther king event
>>546149896>badass plays fornite, he hate dance on his enemies! kids in shambles!
>>546148475>>546148869>>546148923>>546149098
>>546149769>>546149896>all the emotes banned are related to black people being mockedCurious... so much for white fragility...
>>546149065no idea why this happens at certain times and not others, theres no rhyme or reason
>>546149371what anons said and i think it's enabled by default now, personally i would count some icon emotes as ""hurtful"" with big quotations depending how absurd they are, but probably the last original emote to feel like the original take the L or laugh it up is https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=14632 and it's just close to take the L with worse animations imo
Nice kaiju sized donut, good season to take kikoru pics with a cell shaded background
>>546144175I'm a simpsons fan so I'm buying every skinI think he looks good
>>546144564He looks cute but suffers from Mahito Syndrome where he looks so bland and empty from behind, you absolutely must have some sort of backbling that fits him.
https://x.com/SentinelCentral/status/1988302067329626212
>>546150289Guitar and bass emotes where you're not even strumming the damn things annoy me. Which sadly was the case for most of the early ones!
>>546150326she look tuff, but I bet she is a jobber on the anime
>>546150524Based Envar Studio
>>546150524>didnt design mothman>did design his pickaxe and backbling>actual mothman concept artist unknownwhat a chad skin
Gee, Peely, how come Epic lets you have two mashup skins this season?
>>546150774the worst part is knowing he and or fishstick are getting another fucking skin in OG
>Have to use all of Moe’s Gun(Gold) to kill a enemy>10 min to reload Moe’s gunyea it’s not even close to the pump & dump
>>546150446i think JJK in terms of "plain looking anime skins" takes the cake, and that is NOT BAD, but compared to MHA or naruto or OPM they look whatever in gameplay, doesn't help wave 2 bogged toji, mahito and sukuna do look fine
>>546150950im looking forward to hopesy peelstickles
>>546150524>based in swedenit can't be... i have some disgusting meatball-munching swiggers to thank for ágata and spice?
WE NEED PEELY CAVENDISH
are there enough quests available to finish the bonus page?
>>546151218Did you think white women could have bodies like those? Spice is Muslim mom coded, just look at her cellulite covered ass.
>>54615140610, you need 13 for the skin
>>546151464damn. got to spend crew bucks then.
>Top of the line PC>Game is stuttering constantly and runs like shitMake it make sense
>>546150774Actually, I wouldn't even be upset about the two Peely skins if the rest of the Springfielder rewards weren't complete bunk. Like, who asked for a fucking Springfield Peely wrap??? Or the Bunch Lunch backbling that has nothing to do with the Simpsons? The Abominable Frinkman jam track seems cool tho.>>546151296Do you think we're gonna get a Balatro collab at some point? I can see them adding some cards as backbling or wraps.
>>546151643Power of Unreal baby
Is it better to spend money on food or MTX? You need food to survive obviously, but once you eat it, it's gone. Meanwhile skins last forever, or at least until Fortnite reaches EOS.
>>546150524so they do know what boobs are
>>546151713NTA but a skin is doable, this guy is the face of Jimbo nowmost likely case is a backbling with multiple styles for cards tho
>>546151643>63c cpu>bragging about top of the linenice cooler retard, prebuilt moment
>>546151980The guys that designed the skins do, Epic jeet modelers on the other hand...
>>546151643Runs pretty good on my 1070 and 14 year old i7.
>>546151643>5080not quite top of the line now is it flagshipletclear your shader cache. itll keep stuttering while it gradually rebuilds but once you have most of the stuff you see regularly, it should be an improvement.
>>546152337So cute
>>546152337FUCKING CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!
>>546151296>CavendishThey never use the other varietals of Nanas
i need more cell shaded food emotes>>546150626her anime is shit and the second season was extremely bad, that's why i use her to imagine she is in a better show, she has the most compatibility with kaiju weapons because both of her parents were strong commanders but everyone in this show jobs to kaiju 9 and the anime's pacing suffers because it also has to focus on even weaker character's training, she is basically top 5 strongest because kaiju 9 killed her dad and only she can replace him
>>546152337just guys bein dudes
>>546148252what the fuck else do you want? should she have been wearing eclair shoes or something?
>>546152543> i need more cell shaded food emotesThere are already a surprising amount of them
>>546152703nta but its basically just a female body with a mascot head that they used to do. the fact that its an actual head replacement is an improvement through.if you couldnt see her head, the only way to tell that she isnt just a normal female in a cop outfit is the frosting on her arms and donut around her leg. cant say the same about the dog.
>Changing bonus rewards to weeklies
>>546153154>This is somehow a bad thing
>>546153154Us goyim we’re being to kindly rewarded for our $12 monthly payment so it had to be corrected
>>546153154i was tired of having to grind like 25 extra levels for shit when im usually max level by the time the secret skin releases. at least they made the weeklies retroactive so ones youve already completed count.
>>546153264
>>546153260No one plays BR anymore
>>546153260>arbitrarily locking styles behind a time gate instead of making them available to earn immediately with levelsI’ll just assume you’re baiting because no one is THAT retarded
>>546150289Fucking sad people these days can't handle the lightest of ribbing now. Back in my day we told people to kill themselves after every match... And we liked it!>>546150127People sweating at 7000APM with no mic in delulu aren't kids, anon
>>546153087i guess i see where you're coming from but idk it still just feels nitpicky to me. like the concept for doughberman is "buff bread dog" so they're able to do stuff like have him be shirtless to show off the dough mound muscles. sprinkle's concept is "cops like donuts = make a donut cop" so i dont know how far you could stretch that concept as much as they did. like what should she have been fat? a giant eclair akin to peely or big dill? again if you think she's a bit plain that's fine but i like what they did with her
GUH
>>546152723I can’t think of any right now except bobs burger and cornolio’s walk
>>546154009NarutoInvincible
Peely dub
>makes trannies mald with impotent rage
>>546154372>Already gets more cosmetics Mothbulls are running this game
>>546154372please construct a thought that doesn't include trannies
>>546154372>Hey! Listen!
>>546135861Wait till the new Turkey bitch drops and everyone forgets her
>>546154372This Mothman popularity is coming out of left field, it's a good skin but I can't believe how many people like it. At this point he is doing better than Spice.
Did they buff the ARs? They're hitting way more consistently for me. Meanwhile the fish only gives you like five seconds of dashes now.
>>546153842im not saying that i dont like it, but theres definitely a problem with females being just a normal female body with an object head (normally a mask with no facial animations) or just a costume. the last female that wasnt like that from memory was budge, and even then most people dont know that that skin is female. thats fine by me, but they obviously have a problem with doing that.
>>546154834he's just a funny little dude
>>546154658Please don't get mad at me and open that old /fng/ thread of mothman's first shop appearance to see how your goonxisters screeched till the bump limit :)
>>546153154Honestly I'm fine with that, having to grind more levels for all the cosmetics was gay as fuck when I already played enough to max out the main pass. Ideally I'd prefer they go back to the dedicated challenges bonus skins used to be gotten through but weeklies are, fine, since ch5 also had some BP cosmetics locked to weeklies.
>>546154834Moth Man has the benefit of being a thing outside of Fortnite for decades
>>546154834He has really cool visual effects for his skin that really helps
>>546142248same I am not rich enough to drop 15 bones on this shit. I might get a few it they are bundled
>>546142960Headliner pls
>>546144175Friend used to have a cat that looked like him
>>546154834He and Art are the only Fortnitemares skins I have seen outside of October. I dont really understand it either.
>>546154372>Can't do a lot of stuff with this due to the limited colors and one-time appearance gimmickSuch a fucking botched cosmetic that people are unfortunately eating up meaning we won't see any improvements
>>546155605I’m seeing Ghostface mostly. I think he was the number 1 seller.
>>546155934Good point, why isnt Moth Man Jr a moth?
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=10643Convince me not to
>>546156236you should
>>546156236>https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=10643nice claws
>>546146725To make it girly>>546147151female cops are hot and i want to get brutalized
>>546156236You could be spending those vbucks on sidekicks instead though
>>546156173It's not the fact ge's a ball I care about. I'm just more annoyed by how limited the Sidekicks are with no hope for improvement in the horizon if that fucking doberman being in best sellers for 3 days in a row is anything to go off of
>>546152703she should be fat like a donut
>>546156829
>>546134736probably 1800-2000
>>546156793>that fucking doberman being in best sellers for 3 days in a rowCompared to what?
>>546157104>uses shockwaves>complain of other using shockwavesfull mental retardation
>>546157319I didn't even say anything in my post with the clip
>>546157248I'm just saying in general that since they've been up there for numerous days Epic will see that as a sign that Sidekicks are fine and they won't alter a thing about them
>>546157604>if I pretend to be retarded, they will not notice that Im retardedfainting ignorance never works anon
Why is the five gun so fucking scarceI've gotten it maybe 3 times in the past hour
>>546156236I will not try to convince you to not encourage more wacky women in this game
>>546157747(you)
>>546150275missions reset on daily reset, but if theres an update they might refresh then too, which is why its wroth doing them as soon as possible. Today before the update we had 3 missions and after the update got 1 new but the 3 were gone.
>>546157104evie players wasting shockwaves to initiate on someone in ab uilding
i don't buy the mothman hype, i still see fortnitemares collab skins but for originals i only see spice and we all know why is that (don't get me wrong it's an okay skin, not a fan of the guff structure even if it's faithful to the concept
>>546153474people who spazz out about getting danced on are weird. Dancing is a sign of respect you dont do it for bots and you make yourself weak to getting third partied
>>546157747>fainting ignorance
>>546157104>guy doesn’t even react to getting shockwaved on I want to be in shitlow
>>546158094The sidekick was surely planned and already modeled and animated before the mothman skin went live.
>>546157104Rookie mistake that he even fired a single shot, he would've beaten you if he had spent 100% of his brain power on ROONing
>>546158142
>>546153260>>546153431its all engagement bait. if you were autistic you could tycoon or lego idle and get all the rewards on day 1.Also making it quests related means locations will be super hot drops
I actually kinda like the cartoon chainsaw a lot just because the run animation is just so fucking goofy.
>>546158216oh yeah that makes the most sense, if this shit was planned for a whole year i can't imagine how many collabs got lost in time because epic couldn't release it because it wasn't "finished" and the little shits still clip all over the place
I feel like our DC comics skin options are terrible. It’s like 10 Batmans, Teen Titans, and a bunch of random movie versions of characters. Don’t they know people want the comic versions?
Do the Springefield Donut stage 2 quests give a cosmetics reward?
>>546158464We dont even have a Green Lantern its fucking dumbDon't forget the 5 Harleys
>>546158464They might only want to give Pen and Ink styles to Marvel>>546158938Harley is a draw she moves merch from BPD girlies
i'm gonna... I'M GONNA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Remember to practice your flicks before starting your BR session. 10 minutes of warm up can go a long way.https://www.fortnite.com/@donwozi/8022-6842-4965?lang=en-US
I'm practicing my flicks alright
>>546159610Sauce
people losing it and just not getting the mothman hype is hilarious to me.
>>546155124This is what red 40 and corn syrup does to a mf
>>546134305Isaac, Amogus, Nibbler, Baby yoda a lot of them could work but it's better this way
>>546134328Okay but if this brings back old BP skins I'm all for it I need Hybrid
>>546159610like that "flicker gooning" thing I heard about? still no idea what that means
>>546160342flicking bean
>Everybody knows one of the reasons Simpsons has sucked ass for decades is due to the writers focusing on Lisa being an insufferable whiny mouthpiece who always supposed to be right.>However she's needed to complete the family even though no way in hell will I ever use her.Fuck
>>546158016i know, im just saying that whether an update resets dailies or not is almost ranfom. its been about a year since the last time i remember it happening.
>>546160526oh you meant eating beans, like flicking them into your mouth, that's nice
>>546158464Robin and Cyborg is a decent start. Peacemaker and Mr Terrific are close enough to how their comic versions look too (visually anyway), I'm happy we're at least far away from the snyderverse crap eitherway
>>546160119Still in awe they made an ass this fat and curvy
the final two people ignored each other and focused me :(
Lynx!
>>546160774Gayfur design team, prease understandu
>They fixed Sunspot and Luna's faces (haven't seen anyone confirm Cate's)>Joni's face still fuckedWhip your fucking jeets harder timmy
>>5461345060This season and collab sucked. >>546160529>forcing yourself to buy trash because you like an IPreally?
>>546160904I wanto to penetrate Lynx right now. I bet she fucks like a devil if she can handle meowscles spiky dick
>>546160774One of the lead devs is a gay fur no joke
>Cant use any hand emote due to toon's cryptid looking hands
>Meanwhile at the Discordtroons HQ
i would laugh my fucking ass off if shiina saw a red miku for christmas and thought she was teto
>>546160904Sniff!
>>546161961that's a tough one, a lot of them are cringey as fuck.
>Think the little mothball is cute>Pre-tainted by the stink of /fng/ bullshit
>>546162226He'd probably get bullied off twitter if that were the case, although I'll be looking forward to the miku/teto posting again
>>546163125>bullied off of twittershiinas a moron but if you think that he didnt start engagment baiting by doing shit like using the wrong name for scratchy then youre up your own ass. he'll whine but hell rake in twitterbux and will grace us with his smell until he expires naturally
>>546163125i still think he faked that death threat to make the tetofags in twitter stop, but i don't think he's ever gonna stop, this is his job
>waaah you should be able to use alternate payment processors on iOS >waaah you should be able to use alternate payment processors on steamNice job Tim, clearly you have strong morals & ideals and aren’t just an opportunistic self serving corpo bugman
>>546133959Malibu likes anal IN THE ASS. trust me, my penis can sense it.
wasn't someone /here/ waiting for him?
Wanna talk about industry plants? why the fuck is Big Dill here
>>546164181One for the money and two for the showMake it loud, yeah, that's all that we know
>do simpsons bricklife quests>RETARD: HELLO PLEASE CATCH A BLINKY FISH IN THE LAKE!!!>>>5000 FISHING RODS>>>>>>>NO BLINKY FISH
>>546164181he's an icon
WHERE IS SHE
>>546164016
>>546163125He'll just fake another death threat or block everyone till it goes away again and scrub all the tweets>>546164181Cause he's a literal industry plant
>>546164181
>>546164181Truly, the Sabrina Carpetmuncher of food mascots
>>546164509>can't even tell the difference between snowball and scratchy
>>546164181If lil split is the vanilla ice of the Fortnite universe, what is the Brat/Dill duo equivalent?
Damn, I would have held off on buying Sgt. Drake if I new they would be adding 3 new bird skins today.
why did i even buy crewi know i am not going to use any of the shit in the battlepass
Enough with the birds!
>>546165532He doesn't enjoy the game he pays for!!
>>546165532Just like paying taxes
>>546165752it was just FOMO
>>546164181Finally, a rival for Hope
>>546164181Peabody is cooler...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYonFY1Qydo
>>546163823He's always been a LARPing faggot>I'm here for the little guy!but he doesn't actually facilitate industry vets or newbies enter into his ecosystem and it's strictly whoever was there first>No fun in FOMO!he arguably pioneered fomo in gaming as a sales tactic and still has fomo largely in his game with only enforcement of his game remaining>I'm a champion of naturebut he didn't actually open a federal reserve area or open his land in a way to actually preserve it forever>I'm fighting against evil megacorps like Apple and Microsoft!Yet he actively causes harm to smaller companies and games liek bandcamp which he bought and sold after his fucked up legal battles he started himself>Steam is a monopoly!Yet he actively wants Fortnite to be the only game on the market with all other games inside of it>I'm anti politics and anti censorship!He says while banning cleavage and asses from his game unless it's a gay furry skin and employing bots to police "hatespeech" in his game>we want to remove item rarities to better price skins and not have them locked in at a certain priceOnly to upcharge nearly everything and give you less for more>We want people to create in my game!Yet again he doesn't pay his own creative talent livable wages and actively hurts his own employed VAs artists and programmers with shitty outsourced labor or AI indian replacementsIt's like he's incapable of understanding what he does right or wrong and just sees himself as a shining golden hero. The retard was invited to Trump's evil billionaire dinner and he thinks he's Robin Hood, it'd be like if you got invited to Epstein Island or the Bilderberg summits and thought you were a humanitarian.
>>546163823I saw that and laughed at how blatantly hypocritical it was. I know nobody cares, but Epic and Google came to a settlement and one of the provisions was that games without P2W microtransactions (aka Fortnite) get a 9% cut and games with P2W microtransactions (aka almost everything else) get a 20% cut. Timmy is a fucking snake who acts like he's the champion of downtrodden developers.
>>546165905How they got away doing a Beaner beans brothers than like cars and metal music? I feel personally offended
>>546166101Nobody cares because either they just play it without thinking about it, or they know Sweeney's a snake already. I haven't seen anyone defend Epic's stance on anything market-related that isn't just enthralled by the idea of "EVERYONE GETS WHAT THEY'RE OWED" to try to preach empty platitudes that fall apart the instant you start picking at Epic's real intentions.
>>546166101Art of the deal with it
>>546164181GUHHH SNIFF
>>546164826speaking of Sabrina… Fortnite Icon Sabrina Carpenter will be in her first movie
man i wish i wasnt a retard and had bought last season's OG pass instead of the cringe power rangers battle pass. i havent even touched a power rangers or an OXR skin since last season ended but i know i would have loved the fox clan skins
>>546166438KIMIKO MY BELOVED WOOOO SHE'S THERE LOOK AT HER THE SILLY AUTISM FOX
>>546165532Same, only reason I got the BP was cause my crew lapsed into it last season. Only good thing from it is the donut backbling and wrap
tonight>The Leftovers (x5) [ID: FoodThemedShopNEW]>Marvel (x7) [ID: SpiderMaryBlackFantastic]>T-Pain (x3) [ID: MustangGTD]>Battle Ready (x6) [ID: BR1112]>Zippy Car (x1) [ID: ZippyBundle]Leftovers may have Constable Sprinkle and Major Mancake
>>546166438who the FUCK is that nigga on the far right?
>>546166431espresso is a top 5 all time emote for enraging chumps after killing them
>>546154834are /fng/gers so fucking retarded they think this pet was made within a few weeks due to overwhelming popularity of a shop skin that only schizophrenics here even talk about anymore?sidekicks were clearly supposed to be out months ago and this was supposed to release in the shop with him
>"Look girls, here comes a humie">
>>546166786GUHHH
>>546166431>industry plant gets industry plant rolesocietal collapse is taking too long
>>546166681Donut bros....we're feasting tonight.
>>546166681tonight>ORO>ORO>ITS ORO TIME>HURRY UP NIGGER
>>546166730https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Vox_HunterThe Fox Clan's dauntless tracker. Digital avatar and a poet. He carries the Fox Clan's legacy into the future as their cunning warrior destined for greatness.
>>546166438you could've just bought the PR pass and used the 1.5k vbcuks in it to buy the og pass.
>>546166681>>546166861
>>546166438where is he
chapter 7 starter pack…“she” looks manlier than Hunter Schafer ever will
>>546167098He is just a fan on cosplay
>>546167098Fish can't be foxes, silly
>>546165532>Subbed to Crew since Joni's pack>Only crew skin I use is Joni>Only BP skins after she was added I frequently use are Oscar and Fletcher KaneGreat sub
>>546167139>We have Dusty at home (she is trans btw itm)
>>546153087>>546154923epic released this and no one remembers her anymore, and i say this as a monster fucker
>>546167042i used the vbucks to buy le epic tiktok dance emotesi am a retard, i know
>>546167139I don't usually jump on the "le female skin is le tranny" shit but man this one is just overwhelming. the literal trans flag fucking shark toy pixckaxe does not help
>>546165532I don't know man I am immune to FOMO, I won't be buying the minipass and I might not buy the festival or og since I only want 2 things from them.
>>546166681What's Zippy Car? No way that's the Ferrari.
>>546167164guess again, shit lips
>>546167393Should've asked trooni.
>>546167139tattoos ruin another skin
>>546167620Delete this.
>>546167139>>546167327That's not the tranny icon queen xerself fennix!>>546167404>80s pastel is le trannyactual braindamage
>>546167139>>546167327>>546167404>looks like a femaleNgl lads I think this is another case of looking into things that aren't there, remember, sprinkles = pills and all that shit according to this place
>>546167609this goofy mf
>>546167748Every single post you see that says that is the same mentally ill shitposter that says that about every other skin. The more popular a girl is the more they will say it. >>546167791neat little car
>>546167334Because that's a male and has male proportions and uses the male rig/emote animations. There's zero feminine traits to this to lust over. I like Haylee Skye for being a cute attractive White girl in a cute cheerleader outfit.
>>546167609RL original added last update, it also doesn't have trim styles (secondary colors) so it will be a surprise how much is for, it was available for 4 bucks in the original game and it's purple rarity, but it was removed since it's a "legacy" car >>546167791
>>546167139I don't get why everyone's bad if she's a troon or not. It's not a real. Cute fictional trannies are okay in my book.
>>546167139
>>546167791look at him gowhat a happy little guy
they got him... >>546167969
i just think shes ugly without needing to label her as a tranny
>>546167998real women have shoulders like a linebacker, chud
>>546167791>>546167956>still no breakout but the zippy is inok nigger I see how it is
>>546166681i'm gonna stick it up her donut hole
/fng/ - trannies, trannies, and trannies
>>546167139>she is a masculine-faced tomboy who loves it in the ass.this is the problem with you new age faggots. you see a woman that has even a hint of a jawline and you scream about "lgbt this, i'm a faggot that"
>>546168345I honestly wish they'd just make an outright fucking trans original character just so this schizo shit stops. I feel like having it be overt would at least stop people from picking at the character's color schemes and calling them a troon over that
>>546168552>masculine faced tomboybrother if u are gay and like dudes its ok. it’s 2025
>>546167956>it also doesn't have trim styles (secondary colors)It pisses me off how they stopped doing this with newer cars. The RL implementation was shitty, yes, but I still liked having them as a way to have a tertiary color on my Fortnite cars. Now we only get them on the pass cars and you just have to pray the colors you'll use aren't buried way up in the 200s.
>>546168284Dude they still haven’t put the normal Dominus in yet. I genuinely wonder what their thought process is for picking cars.
>>546168637We have a tranny character, no one cares. It’s more fun to shit stir /fng/ about skins that are a little bit androgynous.
It’s pretty funny how since Apu is cancelled there’s no brown/black Simpsons representation and we only get white characters
>>546168553that's what she looks like when i glaze her donut hole.
>>546168807>androgynousshe ain’t that. that is a man’s face. no hint of femininity in it
>>546168879I mean, there's Carl.
>>546134328>Tom Henderson aka Faggot Hendersonlmao
>>546168879Moe is like 8 ethnicities
>>546168730i'm honestly glad you guys are scared of strong women. when i finally stop plundering their buttholes and get them pregnant i will send my strong giga-chad child to beat yours in the dust and call him a faggot too.
>>546168879they're yellow, sillynah but I am surprised carl and lenny aren't in the game at all. Apu is definitely the more popular character even after the stupid retirement shit to the point i'm surprised epic didn't just fucking put him in anyways. I mean fuck's sakes they have the cybertruck already and they're about to add harry potter, they can't tell me they give a fuck what some retarded indian has to say
>>546169165based
new t-pain bundle tonight, party trooper render may be wrong
>>546169302If we got Carl and Lenny then I’d want Barney
>>546169383this shit is so fucking ass.
>>546169383>t-pain has an official rap beef with our retarded OC pickle>amounts to a shitty locker bundlebaffling, I would have bought him with his big stupid tophat
>>546169165>strong woman = masculine woman. wrong & gay lol. also wtf is that head canon lmao
>>546167334I lust over stormbeast and yet there is practically nothing of her
>>546154372He's just better than them. Their favorite skin get a Sidekick yet? No? Must be terrible not being an Epic Dev favorite, kek
>>546143805>Santa SnoopThat was really a very good free skin, well designed
>>546169624For me it’s lusting over Ruby
>>546169812i rather have santa miku than whatever firemonkey posted
>>546155124Plumber GOD
I'm seriously concerned about the intelligence level of Epic decision makers. MORE alternate modes?
The chainsaw animation looks so goofy on Velma. I love it.
>>546170261can't wait to see STW outlive another mode.
>>546155124>ignoring mothmanfag had a mini melty because his thread was sniped oh i am laffin, both sides are stupid
>>546170261timmy wants fortnite to be the next roblox yet even in the game's peak playercounts has not even SCRATCHED those numbers
>>546170261It's 100% Space Jam. WB thinks that's a money-maker IP for some reason.
>>546170261brother if u don’t want to play it… don’t.. it’s not that hard. People code & designs skins all the time. Not everyone buys em. look at dreamer and the two opals.
>>546170328WHO'S SAYING JINKIES NOWAlso it's neat how Batty actually emits light on walls, I only just realized that today
>>546170261they are locked in to the whole metaverse bullshiti wish they spent a tenth of the money on STW
>>546170328Jinkies
>>546166431She's been on Disney Channel shows before so it's not too surprising
thoughts on this season now that it's over?
>>546170261I wonder if this is the basketball mode that leaked forever agoCan't wait for a glowing blue basketballs and swoosh animations to take up space in the shop so it can be uses exclusively in a mode with 600 concurrent players
>MothFAGS are gloating about paying more than a skin on basically this but with mothman face
>>546170812Behead the man that thought the Wrecker was unironically a good idea.Also behead compies.
>>546169383Wonder how much it will cost me since I already "own" the glider
Based Epic, Based Bart
>>546170891its notable how retarded they seem to be to think the pet was made after the skin within like a few days
>>546170328Now I need to see this with every skin.Is this chainsaw on any creative map?
>>546150524Agata, my beloved
>>546170475Nanite/Lumen helps a lot with the atmosphere and lighting, before they forcibly disabled it in StW it made interiors really dark and you could use pickaxes with light sources to see indoors, it was great
>>546170812Patch was HIM he had 100 Aura
>>546170891You weren't supposed to point that out.
>>546170812good despite the identity crisis it had during the midseason
>>546171050Is this the only new penny skin they added since zombie penny?
>>546170812The map got better during Fortnitemsres and Rollie Pollies were a little fun... uh, Ripp Slade's cool I guess... yeah that's my positives
>>546171109>did nothing
>>546155124They dodged this so hard because it would ruin them LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>546171109One of the best skins of the entire chapter. I love Patch, but I wish they'd fix kicks on him.
>>546170812it is one of the worst fucking seasons this game has ever hadthe wrecker is the most broken shotgun they've ever made, and it was classified as a pistol, so the cooldown between swapping to an actual shotgun didn't existthe strongest shotgun ever made was able to doublepump without delay, for the entirety of the fucking seasongenuinely the most atrocious shit ever, the spazzes running around right now coked up on squishees pales in comparison.
>>546133959Green Headhunter sexo
>>546171250>>546171109
>>546170812They fumbled the bug theme. Kpop and Fortnitemares carried the broken pieces. Best thing out of OXR was that air strike.
>>546170812Better than prior seasons in some ways, worse in others like the godawful balancing, but honestly probably the best season of the chapter proper unless you really like Simpsons.The amount of awful fuckery in Lawless, the sword and movement shit in Hunters, and awfulness of Star Wars still linger in my head, though I can't even remember Super much honestly.
>>546166781Considering he's three vendor spheres and a particle effect, they probably did make him quickly because Moth Man sold. This isn't a collab,
>>546171468MY MOTH'S KINDA HOMELESS...
>>546171468PLEEAAASE SPRINKLE I NEEEEED THIS
>>546171468Let me lick youuuuu I neeed ittt
>>546170812horrible
>>546171468The badge on the hat kinda looks like a third eye
>>546171497Super was alright, but suffered from having the Spire Rifle essentially be a sniper LMG with no bullet drop and making the whole theme of "newcomer superheroes beating the big bad" get shafted in favour of making Superman look cool.Also I guess the whole autism with people constantly looting parts of the Ascended Myst set so assembling it was a pain in the ass but it was a really fun item to be fair.
Itchy and scratchy are completely gone in newer seasons right? I don't remember seeing them then again I've barely watched the new Simpsons
>>546171250Its really is sad how irrelevant they were.>Season 1 BP skins played a part aside from baymax. Even Nyanja with the new movement options which epic removed and never brought back>season 2 skins working together to take out kane.and subzero being there I guess>season 3 had All the hero skins showed up for the event except robin>OXR did fuck all. Power rangers killed the bugs instead
>>546171468Thats disrespectful as fuck brah
>>546166438broke ass
>>546172079>>OXR did fuck all. Power rangers killed the bugs insteadDon't forget the Halo skin just existing for whatever reason despite 0 interaction or involvement from the UNSC
>>546171468SPRINKLE I'M WATCHING YOUR BODYCAM FOOTAGE WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
>>546172079>star wars kinda showed up and then left without any explanation whatsoever
>>546171213Jaina and codi cottontail but they aren’t as good as Agata
>>546172232True. She was only there to be a free skin. Why her though I don't know.
Perspective on today's is a little off but the spirit is there
>>546172523Mostly just as an excuse to have something DIDNEY for an entire season and to bully Fishsticks
>>546172232>survey asks would you like more Halo?>their second wave of Halo cosmetics is an emote and a drumset
>>546172723i wanna se her YELLOW TITS
>>546172079i really don't get it, O.X.R was supposed to be the face of the season and power rangers stole the spotlight, and fuck i like them, but that felt like pandering without thinking about the rest>>546172232>>546172603someone can correct me but halo confirmed they're using UEFN for a future halo game, maybe it was another semi-thank you hidden as a collab?
>>546172523I didn't want to mention that season. Those fucking star wars areas sticking around two whole seasons later was stupid.
>>5461683454chan as a whole
>>546172814>someone can correct me but halo confirmed they're using UEFN for a future halo game, maybe it was another semi-thank you hidden as a collab?They're using UE5, not UEFN. The remake of the first game and Halo 7 will both be UE5. This was basically just a random lean-over fellatio deal about it.
>>546172748To be fair, the drumset DOES come with some neat CTF-themed drumsticks so Samael + Garog gamers are thriving there for once.Otherwise yeah, it's really fucky.
>>546171342Ohguhhfuck
>>546172523>The Death Star exploded so Sidious is deadand so star wars is gone!
>>546172939First pet I don't want to fuck.
>>546172939seriously? even the fucking pickle?
>>546172939whats wrong with its eyes?
>>546172939this is a shitpost someone threw together in blender right
>>546172939Fuck I told myself I wasn't going to buy into Epic shitty gimmicks.
>>546173091
>>546172939Why does the pickle have ferrofluid eyelashes
>>546172935oh yeah, i hope the next one is good, infinite had fun gameplay buy boy oh boy did they fuck the customizationthanks!
>>546171342Those things better be leaking cream-filling under those censors
BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?
Shockwave grenades are some silly shit.https://streamable.com/nh3myq
Is there a more shoehorned character to the story than Jonesy?
>>546173091different meshes for the expressions all turned on, so they're all clipping together
>>546173327Ivan despised this
>>546171342u gotta sauce my main, F⸸5 isn't a very helpful signature
i'm going to costco do you guys want anything
>>546173641Bring me a coffee cake, they're great.
>>546173641I don't want anything your poop encrusted fingernail hands touches
nahhhhh
so about those industry plant allegations...
>>546133959I wanna fill that Donut Copette with my baby batter, and by baby batter I mean my cream, and by my cream I mean my semen.
>>546173862erm, what the deuce is this real>>546173838kys sligger
>>546173987and by donut copette i mean helsie!
if it wasn't clear companions were meant to be added last season, season 37
>>546174216I'd say it's more they were finalized last season, but to keep schedule parity with the Kicks release in C2R last year, they released it this season.
>>546173396filthyskull
>>546173641I don't want anything but go give the demo kiosks a good lap, sometimes they have good stuff. One at my store was demoing salmon burgers the other day and they were pretty damn tasty.
>>546174357also likely, they were planned since what, chapter 5? something about them being able to grab ammo, i guess epic saw the big issue with P2W and decided to make them cosmetic but also make them as relatable as kicks last year
>>546174123NO ME GUSTA
>>546172939>Big Dill got a sidekick before HelsieHas xhe ever been more irrelevant LMAO
So is every sidekick just gonna be some shitty meme thing or household pet?
>>546174669how fucking old is this, something tells me its way past the era of actual rage faces being relevant
>>546174789what did you expect, even normal animals were already pets or ugly anthros
>>546133959this goes so hard
>>546174789this dude wants a fucking chow chow in fortnite because that's the only way he can afford one lolololol
>>546174967AVRA
Sir, a 3rd Thrilldiver has hit
the new coffee emote goes so hard
>>546175058Thrillho*
Honestly new game modes do not bother me. Especially when they are made by a third party developer and can quietly die in peace. What DOES bother me is when they sacrifice Fortnites integrity as a franchise for the sake of making these modes feel more important than they actually are. I can't believe a significant chunk of the games visual identity is shared with fucking Lego. Some random other property with nothing in common to Fortnite is now, at all times, represented in Fortnites shop, locker, battle pass, main menu, etc etc etc. If the WB thing comes out and I need to deal with a section of the locker and chunk of the shop dedicated to fucking Bugs Bunny Ears I'm going to be pissed. As far as I'm concerned, every single decision addition to the game should have a justifiable use in Battle Royale. Cars are fine, music is fine, auras would be fine in they wanted them to be. Legos are ridiculous. Instruments are ridiculous. If they are adding Space Jam and we get a basketball customization section, it would be absurdly ridiculous.
>>546174823iicr this is from the 2016 reboot
>>546174823the shit ass 2016 reboot which doesn't even feel that long ago. me gusta before the whole no part was started in like 2010? so more time has passed since the cartoon trying to capitalize on an already-out-of-fashion meme than between cartoon and meme itself.
>>546174823Yeah, it was release in 2016, ragefaces wasn't a thing anymore.
>>546172939You're fucking me
>>546172939Yeah I want pets to die now
>>546175058Oops
Millhouse will never be a skin
>reboot was 9 years ago
Lexa Sexa
Are we expecting any nyus at the state of play show shortly?
>>546175131it's funny cause you didn't even mention fall guys the MOST visual ruining part of fortnite and it died almost immediately.
>>546175518nyo
>>546175518why? it's japan only.
>>546175518bloodborne 2 for the lulz
>>546175467I wanna make a prrrrrt sound with my face between his ass crack
Remember guys: every skin is someone's favorite
>>546175519Actually I was going to make a followup post about why I think Fall Guys is an example of this kind of thing handled CORRECTLY. They are only visible in while browsing UEFN modes and don't demand that Fortnite is centered around their presence like Lego is. If they had their own battlepass, id absolutely be crashing out.
>>546175748>>546175275Adamfag you got more skins to get
so guys...how long do I have before Epic kills me?
I hope we get a chibi Miku sidekick
>>546176015I'm going to personally kill you for encouraging this cancer.
>>546176015how'd you get 3
Alright I gotta know what it is about this season that makes it sweat hell my casual ass isn't built this I just wanted to enjoy the funny yellow people
>>546176149he probably got all 3 for free, not sure where the 4th peels came from
>>546176101That's called Mikudayo bro
>>546167334i was both the posts you replied to, and she falls into the third category: normal female primary with actually good skin as an altsee camille and avatheyre so scared to release an interesting female monster/furfag/object skin without it being tied to a normal ass woman
>>546176191>>546176281I don't know how I got it, but they accidentally gave me a third dog instead of the quests to unlock his stuff.
>>546176426I'd take that one too, though I'd rather have the nendoroid version. Like in the 3ds game or the Sonic Unleashed mod.
>>546176426thats actually not miku daiyo bro thats the chibi miku from the 3ds games you fucking tertiary faggot
>>546175275Kind of sucks that they don't really do nationality-specific- or customisable skins that much anymore. The Mogul Masters are cool but it's kind of weird that they omitted the one country that actually wins international skiing competitions and dominates the medal table every Winter Olympics.
>>546176015sexplain please
simpsons chainsaw is funny
>>546177227I do admit, I quite like how goofy the run animation is
the pac is back
>>546176426wuh
>>546177456Pacman? More like BLACKMAN
>>546177227>release leatherface chainsaw>price it at 1200>its alright but the only real chainsaw option so buy it>they then let ash's handsaw be used on everyone>then they keep putting chainsaw weapons in the game and will inevitably release a shop one for cheaperi got early adopter'd didnt i
Sidekick wishlist
>>546171491bugs were honestly pointless desuwhen epic nerfed their damage they became just a passive irritant you can completely ignore>>546170907>>546171427i didnt realize for the longest time that wrecker used shotgun bullets, once i did i got carried by wrecker and racked up a few wins. good times
>>546177526I'm thinkin guh
Is really Fortnite taking that long to download even with wired internet?!? Jesus!
>>546176553Don't worry I've sent this to epic support so they can start removing the extra peely pets.
>>546177974>you killa me nuuuts
>>546177974yo quiero taco bell
>>546177696The start of the OXR season with the queen medallions and the wrecker + pre-nerf swarmstrike was hell on earth, legitimatelyFrankly it's an absurd joke weapon that only stuck around because compies were cumming buckets from it
>had fun this morning>now filled with 1 brain celled gaymersgrim
>>546177974Yo quiero Taco Bell.
>>546178067I literally sent a support ticket about this lmaohope you have better luck than me
>>546178331Morning matches are comfy desu, plus you feel way less tired and can actually concentrate
Most powerful skins based on them having Sidekicks>Peelies>Dummies>Fishsticks>Doggos>Cuddle Teams>Jonesies>Moth Man
>>546178564>most powerfultry most shilled
>>546178564dummies is such a waste because the target audience for that pet is NOT going to buy it
Can they please give me the option to let enemies see my sidekick?I don't care if it's pay2lose. I just want to flex my cosmetics.
>>546177617I fell for the chainsaw fomo last year too, I get it
>>546173849I get a pedicure twice a month and do my nails every day but you do you
>epic the functionality to let everyone see pets exists, can we have thatno>epic the functionality to make pets whatever color combo you want exists, can we have thano>epic the ability to recustomize pets exists, can we have thno>epic its basically impossible to see pet names therefore making word filters asinine, can we haveno>epic the pet feature is kind of overpriced considering all these limitations, can weno
>>546179257just dont buy pets bro
>>546179227pedicure + manicure*
>>546179257unfortunately i want to fuck the pickle dog so every argument you have is null and void
For all the issues I have with pets, I genuinely don't think they are overpriced. It makes sense to me that they would be about the same amount as a skin
stupid sexy flanders has a godlike aura. it should be reserved for elite players only. i dont feel worthy of owning it at all. trash players should be disqualified from using it
>hating on kicks and sidekicks againYawn, Nick won, we will be buying, I already bought every dog (except bonesy I got that for free)Harry potter lost
>>546178564Technically Duke too for Spike
THEY JUST LEAKED THE SMILING FRIENDS MINI SEASON GUYS
>>546179850>Pro nick haha take that trannies>Anti potter, which is what trannies wantConfused post
>>546179557>why yes I think its reasonable to pay more than fishstick for a tiny fish shaped like his head that nobody can even seehop off timmy's cock
>>546179850stupid sexy nick eh 30
>>546180097You lost, Nick won.
>>546170812idk about you guys but fortnitemares with scooby, chainsaws and last call was the most fun i've ever had in the game
>>546180002I dont think Spike is based on Duke specifically, he is the tryhard dog
>>546180104With custom animations and extra stuff included it really doesn't bother me. I'll complain about car prices all day if you want me to prove my anti-sweeny cred
>>546180293Fortnitemares feels like a mini season at this point. It's definitely a highlight each year now. Meanwhile DBD this year was shit lmao
>>546180263He won my hole
>>546180389>custom animationsthey bark and do a single emote. these fucking things don't even have jumping or falling animations they turn into a ball of light to move up or down. just how fucking stupid are you?
>state of play had nothinglol>>546180293It saved last years season too.>>546180395a stark chance from when fortnitemares was ass for two years.
>>546180389Just like jamtracks and kicks they are like 200-400 vbucks away from being correctly priced.
>>546180509Calm down
>>546179850your mixing up your larp falseflagger, nick hates trannys so harry potter winning would be the line for this post not that they lost
>hidden Shotgun pump combosCringe>Chainsaw telegraphed from a mile awayBased
>>546180702esl moment
>>546180603dorito pope buys up all the reveals nowno one wants to waste time for state of gay anymore
>>546178537WRONG!! I am very tired in the morning
>>546180509>they turn into a ball of light to move up or down.That reminds me, does anyone know if the moth pet does that? It wouldn't surprise me if they made it turn into the ball of light to follow you even though it can fucking fly.
How come sakura's sway is only built in for sakura skin?I want to use it with other skins
>>546180702remember that the nick poster actually paid for the cybertruck and doesn't have the OG style.He's a poser chud and is very insecure about it
>>546180603it had Nightreign dlc you FUCK WYLDER SKIN! WYLDER SKIN!
I was gonna get spike eventually but now with the dummy dog idk anymore. Which one should I grab
>>546181156I'm getting the dummy dog only if its bundled with dummy since I already own the whole bundle. fuck paying full price for any of this slop but if they're gonna give me a steep discount I'll take it
>he's not sidekickmaxxingNGMI
>>546181710Nick haters hated this
>>546181710it would have been cheaper to just commission epic to make your own skin at this point
>>546181710that's a lot of refunds.
>>546181710>bro spent $700 on virtual dogsWhat the actual fuck is this mental illness
faceassbody go wild
>>546181954*eyes
FNAF next month?
the whole unique sidekick thing goes out the window when fur dyes and body paints exists. epic's being greedy
>>546182087FNF actually
>>546181710I think the funniest part about the style shit is that the colors can be changed into anything because all it does is just apply a hue. It doesn't even change the texturing or models.
>>546182115its wild people use the 'real dogs aren't purple' cope when the first dog was a fucking banana. fortnite seems to only be a grounded realistic game when it comes to dog colors or making sexy females
>>546181710Fortnite funded for another century
>>546181710>>546181925I had a feeling someone would unironically do this considering how mentally ill some people are in this general
>>546182410One of the "realistic" dog sidekicks cam be turned into fucking Zygarde using the options ingame so there's really no reason not to open it up even more.
Dekbros...I'm starting to get worried
>>546182835that's not an ingame color option for that dog.
>>546182325huh?
>>546183176Really? I saw people posting about it on twitter as if it's a real thing and saying they're going to get it just for this since there's no chance for an actual Pokemon collab.
https://x.com/AmyFNLeaks/status/1988283448289833330average leaker gameplay
>>546182835why does she have two socks?
>>546183390no that's one of the pc color edits.
>>546182325after fucking isaac I'd believe anything. give me gf with fucking bf in one of those baby backpacks as a backbling
>>546181925>>546182758Shoutouts to lazarbeam and this retard
are we getting one of the new simpsons skins tonight?
>>546167139man I was looking forward to this skin. What a downgrade from the survey art
>>546179850Imagine him bouncing on your cock and he keeps saying eh-mazing over and over with each bounce
>>546184198what did the concept look like?
>>546183846isn't this just money laundry
hello /fng/
>>546184410
>>546184559post girl cock or gtfo
>>546184831>get rid of chin piercing>add tattoosI don't even understand what they're trying to do anymore
Imagine
>>546184524I don't think you know what money laundering is...
>>546182758sauce on the pic???
>>546184559yo kitten
>>546185163>he cant disect images into r34 tags by sight
>>546184940still debating if i want jake
It's not fucking fair bros, why does epic have to be such prudes
>>546185163>he can't reverse image search
>>546185393what the fuck character even is this? rivals has some nice designs but they're fucking abysmal at conveying what hero it is
>>546184940oh fuck i forgot to buy ryu for 600
there are fags here what would want Wicked instead of Kino
Oh fuck off epic, locking the peely rewards on weekly quests!
>>546183846weak ragebaityou're not making 17k with a fortnite video in 2025
>>546185495Thats Captain America
>>546185641Id buy a Toto sidekick
>>546133959Oh great, more fucking birds to clog up the store...
>>546185307>>546185407oh i was hoping it was an actual mod not just porn
>>546185720damn must have let Liefeld design it with those titties
>>546185393You have to play as Angela so its not worth
>>546185495Some superhero by the name of Angela Anaconda
>>546185393I hate how it all looks so Chinese. At least epic hides it well.
>>546185407Basic gooner skills
>>546185819What else would it be but porn
>>546185746Ah yes, because they definitely take up more space than this shit that gets added every fucking rotation. Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>546186202Epic is just whatever grabbag of modelers and millennial artists they can pick up off the street, and a few stick around to continuously fuck things. So while they suck the Disney cock, they at least get to be inherently western. Every time I see one of these F2P Netease or Chinese games it's always the same overdesigned shit that inevitably gets all Wuxia, every fuckin time.
>>546186304Meant for >>546185307 mostly
>>546186310well awhile back there was an actual mod that used models of that style so i was hoping it was like that so i could have my own meowskulls ingame
>>546186379Ruby <3
MIKUUUUUUUUUUUUU
finn or jake before they're gone
>>546186718is that before or after yakuza and dmc
>>546185598 (Me)ryu secured B)
>>546185746>clog up the store>when is a virtual store that can hold almost every item in the game at same time>clog up the store
>>546186821After Yakuza and DmC
>>546186786FinnYou probably have enough funny yellow characters
welp, the falseflag nickeh posting hasnt worked time for something new!
>>546187195fucking lmfao
>>546186461Exactly. I fucking hate it and there's plenty of these in the market rn like fragpunk, terminull and now superball, all of them with 4+ tabs of events and gacha systems. I mean as excited as I was for Rivals with friends we all ended up quitting the game a month or two later. Friend said he didn't know why he quit, just that the game "felt plastic" and I think it's this wuxia shit.
>they think that Yakuza and DMC won't happen eventually
>>546187195THIS BITCH
>>546187438everything will happen eventually, but saying "two more weeks bro trust me" makes it blatant they don't actually know shit. doesn't help they tend to delete some of the more flagrantly wrong ones like silent hill so they look like they have a better track record, I could make a no-name twitter account and tweet every semi-relevant hollywood movie ever and just delete all the wrong ones when next chapter drops and look about as legitimate.
>>546186718As usual, Fall Guys had it first
>>546186912there are a limited amount of shop itemsits why they couldn't have all the fortnitemares skins in at once and they had to limit jam tracks to a daily rotation
smelsie
>remove collabs from festival>extend the dates of passes>timegate the peely styles suffah crew members suffah!
>>546185393>Some of the best goonbait and comic nostalgia pandering skins in a game Marvel game yet>Game is a horrid turd of a game to actually playI'd pay good money to have that Angela, Adam and Groot skin copy pasted into this game
>>546187850Damn how do those other games pull off having almost every cosmetic available always! Are they hoarding the secret to an unlimited shop?!
>>546188089doesn't affect me because I won't have to resub to crew until next year near the end of season 1
>>546187804i keep saying for people to look at FG for upcoming cosmetics and game systems but noooostill waiting for them to do an explore equivalent for BR. some super low investment gamemode for if you want to experience the BR map but dont want to actually try
>Ishowspeed skin going to be in a BP in ch7I'll make sure to sub mid-season to avoid them from sub overlap between seasons
>>546188148That would be a preferable setupthey'd actually make more money too but it would require different contracts to sell items 24/7 I bet
>>546188089they've made the crew such a shitty, inconsistent value now that I just don't even bother, I just spend the stw vbucks on the pass like normal. the auxiliary passes are straight dogshit, they deliberately timegate the normal BP and they fuck with the end dates with no prior notice and no compensation.idk why they fucked with a system that worked and made them money, even as someone getting free passes via both the vbucks back and stw shit I was still buying crew to double dip, now they're just not getting that money at all. really stupid.
>>546170812Every Season with cars and Shotguns is a fun Season
>>546188556Would unironically be the worst selling pass imaginable
Laura Croft is coming back tomorrow?
>>546188751We already had a worse pass with a literalest who for C4S4
Extended sidekick wishlist
>>546188556>waste a hollywood themed BP on some screeching retard e-celeb only famous for showing his pecker on stream to childrenabout as expected for epic
>>546188913>garfield just lies on the ground the whole time and will only ever teleport if you move too far awayonly way id buy him
>>546188913>every time I run doggo garfield just pushes me down the stairspay 2 lose shit
>>546188913MegaMan can't stop kissing the nugget
auch, it's not only Julie Kavner who can't do Marge voice, even Dan Castellaneta sounds weird, Homer, Krusty and Quimby doesn't sound like them anymore.
>>546188556I will forgive this if they make the mom kinda homeless moment an emote. Like your character sits down in a chair and re-enacts his facial expressions or something before settling on the smile
>>546188913whos that next to pooka
>bought isaac>but i haven't been using backblings latelyEdmund better enjoy that money because his next game doesn't interest me
>>546188974They could be really funny and insert him into that supposed norse season BP in ch7
>>546188913>madoka magicai'd lose my shit
squid royale
>>546189536Same. It'd never happen but imagine...
>>546189480why not? hes been working on it for so long
>>546183552Red is sus
>>546189414Bebe from Madoka Magica
>>546189536>>546189683We already got Homera
imagine if Rue haha
>>546189775Doesn't look that fun desu
>>546189898she's gonna come back as the lead-in to the norse season as she leads us to hyperborea
>>546189663KINO Isaac and Squid Games Netflix teamup!
>>546190119>>546190119>>546190119
>>546187195
>1400 bundleOriginalchads win again
>>546189480I killed an ochako earlier and instantly thought of you and got stiff
>>546190330>want the emote, backbling and wrap well fuck meI didn't want this ugly bitch but I might as fucking well since it'll only be 500 more
>>546170376I know it wasnt him but one of your discord prudes falseflagging so, of course you go with this now.
