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first for shota goat rape
If the average /utg/ anon and Alphys went into a date, which one would fumble it harder?
cute maus, was about to ask who it even was doomin'
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>546192350Me. I'm 25 and I've never been on a date. But maybe I could impress her by showing how much I know about video games and shit.
temfag on the whiteboard
>>546192350me because im sub5
>>546192350Me probably, just knowing that it's supposed to be a date will make me fail miserably
>>546192542Realistically, Alphys is also sub5 so you would probably looksmatch with her.
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
i need cute chara pictures where she looks like a girl just to prove a point to a friend,,,, can u help me?
>>546192542Anon, go to the braincels subreddit. I'll explain why Alphys doesn't love you, it's because you're a sub-8 male.
>>546192689*inserts freshly baked 5 dollar bill*
>>546192370*Doomed
>>546192350I dunno man, I'm a fag, I'd probably screw it up on that basis alone
Thoust'd
good evening. i had a very long day at work but my tenna plushie was delivered two days early, so it's still a good day
Any gen requests?
I was going to look something up but I forgot what. And no, it was not pornography. It was something important.
What is the ratio of Alphys emptying her balls in Undyne to Alphys emptying Undyne's balls in her
>>546192992You getting fucked in the ass by Asgore's cock
>>546192839>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>546192992ai generate your own demise
>>546192992not even hiding it dessfag
>>546192992https://youtu.be/n_w-SQAtlg0Do a backflip like this guy and record it, and then post it here
>>546192371Repost and changed it a bit
>>546193059I feel like Alphys is freakier and would turn herself into a futa to fuck Undyne, so I think the first ratio would be higher. Alphys would probably to prod Undyne to get hit with the futa ray since she's not as freaky, so there'll be less instances of her empting her balls into Alphys.
Goodsmile better release a Tenna Nendoroid Doll(yes the Doll size, not the regular nendo size) so I can have GOOD quality Spamton and Tenna merch to do funny things to.
>>546191090yeah I was thinking of something like this but couldn't get it down since I didn't know what it actually was. Thanks, I'll try it. I also kind of need to redo the wheel sprite...
>>546192992alphys watching anime in her gross lab
>>546193232I took away his ramp because i'm EVIL
Finally new thread Attention all walmart shoppersBaba booey baba booey *click* *high pitch feedback*
i eat my own discharge because i like the salty flavor, said fave
can I get some doebutt
>>546193526>said faveYou mean said YOU.YeahYou sick discharge eating fuck...
>>546193526Discharge is very bitter, what is wrong with you?
>>546193526My fave doesn't do this but they do think their period blood has a nice scent to it, as does their pussy juice when they get horny
>>546192702>just to prove a point to a friend,,,,what point are you trying to prove
>>546192702Here. Also...Hoomans.
>>546192350Alphys was pretty well prepared, she had gifts that were perfect for undyne
>>546192717Anon's a nu-male.
Femanons.....You're starting to get a little *too* degen tonight
>>546193404the wheel is going backwards... but it's progress and i like to see it from you anon :)
>>546193906you assume that post is from a chick
>>546193818That she looks cuter in fanart when girly.that's about it lol
making my dollies kiss while reading spamtenna fics...... what a blessed life
>>546194123I don't think a lot of men refer to their ejaculate as "discharge". We usually say "nut" or "jizz" or just "cum". Not discharge.
>>546194145You are absolutely right. Here's more hoomans for you.
>>546194163i also got my spamtenna plushes and they're way bigger than i thought and now i'm sad because i wanted to take them out with me
In a FAITH situation, who would you vote the characters as being? I would say Asgore as Father Garcia.
>>546194275>assuming im not a magnemite
>>546193519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqv7_dLbUbE
>>546193042Oh I remember now. It was a Wendigoon video about Ted K.
>>546193981Fun fact: the treadmill's sprite is flipped because it was also going the wrong way in the animation, but I forgot to do it for the wheel. I only realized it was wrong after posting the video. Game dev is hard
>>546194317FLOWEY is a normal monsterJust like you and me
>>546193453>>546193634https://files.catbox.moe/71uaw3.png
>>546194535it's like riding a bike, or so i've heard from a game dev friend
>>546194542Hahaha, hell yeah. Exactly what I was thinking.
If this actually happened then I would like Suselle by like at least twenty eight percent more.
>>546194682if what happened
>>546194286yeah they are pretty big. i was not planning on taking them out with me. they'll most likely live on my bed unless i have people over my apartment then i'll put them away so no one sees because i'm a coward
The fuck am I supposed to make? Ain't shit up in this motherfucker! The light don't even work in this bitch!
>>546193526>>546194275I know it was just a foid being gross but my jizz tastes sweet because I love pineapple.
>>546194774fuck I forgot to attach the image. I'm such a stupid ugly chud. Fuck my life.
>>546194887kristennafag was a man this whole time? i must spread the word...
>>546194901lmfao
>>546194887how often do you taste your own jizz?
>>546195045Easiest way to clean up.>>546195006I don't like them together as a couple. I see Tenna more as a uncle figure.
>>546195201>Easiest way to clean up.do you really
>>546193801anon you need to go to a doctor if your discharge is bitter. it's salty as best
alphys should use her ray to make undyne be the futa because alphys becoming pregnant wouldn't impact her sedentary lifestyle the way it would a royal guard
>>546194630link doesnt work. is that alphys genned? wow
>>546195449Link works
>>546195201>Easiest way to clean up.I'm eating, dude
>>546195449Yeah! Also weird, werks on my machine...
reply to this post saying something true
>>546194887I can't have too much pineapple or it hurts my tummy...
>>546195713i want to fuck a man up the butt
>>546194630That's so tasteless. I don't see Noelle as the kind of gal that would "twerk" like a third-worlder.
>>546194630what are you using for these?
PLUEY GET OUT OF THERE
>>546195713i can't stop sneezing currently because of the cold temperature inside my apartment
Frisk (female) is made for lots of buttsex
>>546195713You're gay
>>546196040Everyone is made for buttsex because everyone has a butt.
>>546196108girl butts are not meant for buttsex but boy butts are because boys have their g spots in their butts but girls dont
>>546195713I won't go bald before I'm thirty I won't go bald before I'm thirty I won't go bald before I'm thirty
>>546195713im eating a banana and watching smiling friends rn
>>546195713kris dreemur is a silly billy
>>546195986oh shit i forgot to catch up to this fucked up bullshit, i stopped around the part where asriel fucked flowey in the church
>>546195240Not him but I can agree with that>>546195250What kind of discharge are we talking about first of all? Maybe bitter wasn't the right word, truthfully I wouldn't know how to describe it but regardless I don't like the taste of the one as a result from the regular cleaning that happens on its own
>>546195713I'm going to bed if I have the willpower
>>546195713Ralsei will die in both routes
>>546196221You can hit the girl's gspot through the girlbutt. Gonna need a big dick however.
>>546195986you guys actually read this retarded slop? jesus
>>546196627why not? it's a free comic on the internet with characters I like
post-date sex with Noelle
>>546196627i gave in and started it and i actually like it a lot. still catching up though>>546196581this sounds unpleasant
>>546196105
>>546195713I'm almost 30 and still a virgin. Starting to think making something popular is my only out.
>>546192992kill yourself
>>546196108I would still fuck a Frisk (male) in the ass as long as he looks girly but I rather fuck a Frisk that is female in the ass
>>546196856isn't this the spamton rape comic with a kris female self-insert? please read better things anons this is deviantart tier
>>546196232col...
>>546196856Yeah maybe every girl isn't built for buttsex, I don't know I'm not into them. I didn't want to discriminate.
>>546196581I'm not interested in doing anything to the muscles that stop me from shitting myself
Fave says they love fat women but are disgusted by any woman with more than one chin
>>546196975I am 32 and only had sex once at 19 with a hooker
>>546197093maybe i'm still too early in it but i think once i got past the first couple of chapters its not that bad.
>>546195713I wanna try inserting the Tenna plushie's nose at least once just out of curiosity
>>546197265Did you like it?
>>546196337fact checked and real
>>546196856>>546197093That sounds pretty based. I wish I was brave enough to draw a comic of my self insertdoing fave.>>546197265Hey, at least you can't say you're a virgin.
>>546197265eugh
>>546193872Now that's a classic
>>546197265groomer
>>546197478He didn't say the hooker was 19, he said *he* was 19. If anything, the hooker groomed him depending on old she was.
>>546193836How are these hoomans so hot
>>546197151You would rather have an untrained weak butt instead of a trained and strong butt?
Speaking of, we never heard again from that anon that confessed he was gonna fuck an escort, I will assume he died of an STD
oh that reminds me i should continue plotting my spamtenna/self insert fat fetish comic
I just want to make it clear that Kress posters do not condone AI sloppa
>>546197478No, learn what words mean. Grooming implies a long standing relationship. he's just a weirdo
>>546197686>I can excuse pedophilia but I draw the line at AI slop.
The thing I want to know about the most is what the FUCK happened to Dess that day/night.
>>546197686wtf I love kressfags now?
Oh yeah, it's pocky day
>>546195713The pacing for a tricky Toby lore reveal is so last minute that literally anyone could still be the knight, including togore the forgotten dreemurr child
>>546197615anal sex leads to fecal incontinence, so no thank you.
>>546197964Even fingering every once in a while?
>>546197686aidessfag your response?
>>546197093it's like a car wreck you can't look away from, at one point berdly gets his virginity taken by jevil who also feels pissed off about it
>>546198041what about that would feel good
>>546197265When I was 18 and went to a strip club, every stripper let me finger her, lick her puss, and touch her boobs on stage and then one of them sucked my cock in a booth for 20 bucks and I had no idea this wasn't normal for a strip club for a long time.
>>546197964Don't worry, old age will do that and worse to you no matter how tight your ass is kept. You can't win, might as well do buttstuff.
>>546198043im not a kressfag nor do i have any attachment to dess either
>>546198101>berdly and JEVIL
>>546197964Hey, that's just extra lube, am I right?
>>546198145>speaking from experience
>>546195713Humans are cute.
>>546198145might as well pull my teeth out with pliers now if I'm going to lose them when I'm elderly
>>546198114>what about that would feel goodPoopstate gland makes you jizz like crazy
>>546197502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M
>>546198189you also have no morals
>>546197776Yes.
on a date with this hot guy i'm pretty nervous what should i say?
>>546198304I mean for a woman
>>546197324No, i almost instantly regretted it.
>>546198280Your teeth and butt will be fine if you take care of them. Just don't do buttstuff daily, let it rest.
>>546198407Stop posting on /utg/ for one you stupid sperg.
>>546196040That's true.
>>546193293Tenna nendoroid would be so cute...
>>546195986This comic is actually surprisingly well written
>>546198407Tell him your credit card number and give him the digits on the back
When was fave was younger they taught Hooters was a legal strip joint restaurant but were kind of disappointed when they got older and realized it was just a restaurant where the waitresses dressed sexy and that was about it
>>546198495Why? Was it really awkward or something?
>>546198407You should try saying abadagoabpadoba DAH
>>546197603Yeah, she was 26 or 27 iirc
Fave Fact: the majority of men who have sex with men do not engage in anal intercourse. How far do you think Asgore and Rudy have gone?
>>546197610Natural build sex attraction to human men.
>>546195986Fucking jumpscare when I saw that fic show up in the Spamtenna ao3 tag. I was like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOURENOTSUPPOSEDTOBEHERE" and I was confused because Spamtenna isn't even all that problematic so why is the author into it
>>546198612There was a south park episode from like twenty years ago that explained what hooters is anon.
Women don’t have prostates because god is punishing them for eating the fruit of knowledge
>>546198709What do they do, just suck dick?
>>546198727lots to unpack in this image
>>546198709>the majority of gay men are gay but not actually gaythat's pretty gay
>>546198709All the way, duh. No top or bottom shit either, they both fucked each other in the ass a few times.
>>546198270and hot
>>546198774the clit is easier to fiddle with than a prostate...
hi
>>546198709I imagine they got drunk once before they got married and Asgore rubbed his cock between Rudy's thigh and they just never talked about it to anyone else after the fact.
this conversation is making fave once again consider buying one of those dedicated prostate massagers
>>546198746South Park was one of the few shows I wasn't allowed to watch as a kid. Yes, I knew what strip clubs were when I was a kid but at the same time I wasn't allowed to watch South Park, shit just be wacky like that.
>>546198868Vox is wearing the mike bowtie
>>546198709all of the gay guys here seem to engage in buttsex
Oh, so I can just kiss my male friend on the lips, give him a hand job, suck his cock, maybe even rim him. But if I put my dick in his ass, then it's gay? I'm still straight then PHEW...
>>546198893True.
>>546198502SO true, aidessfag/noellepedoschizo/humanpedo/kresspedo
Do you guys think asgore ever sat on rudy's face
>>546198894What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.
>>546198709>>546198803we need the homosexuals itt to weigh in on this. undertale deltarune
>>546198907I'll do it for free
>>546198774the clit exists entirely for sexual pleasure. it has no purpose other than feeling pleasurable. the prostate is an organ that plays several roles in the reproductive system. ^_^
I have seen the prophecy, and it says by Christmas next year we will see a revival of the Kris Holiday AU except we'll you guessed it Dess is the brocon.
Why's the thread so horny right now?
>>546198528Nendoroid dolls are slightly taller than regular nendos and they have more movable joints. Their clothes are fabric and removable instead of plastic too.I feel a nendo doll specifically works better for Tenna because he'd be larger than the Spamton nendo and more articulated which suits his personality.
>>546198709you used the worst possible couple as example because of know Rudy was drilling Asgore's day and night
>>546192371I call this piece "This Could Only Happen in an American Hometown"it's symbolic, I think
>>546198901rudys thighs. I am erect.
In the future, children won't receive sex education from their parents or school teachers, but rather 4chan generals
>>546199198sorry i'm thinking about having sex with televisions again and my horny vibes are spreading to the other posters
>>546199298I'm sure there are children for whom this is already reality
>>546199298I guess it's better they get educated at all about it...? Maybe?
>>546198481Who cares what women think.
>>546199298Honestly that would be an improvement from the current state of education in burgerland at least, a lot of people here seem to be pretty well educated in that aspect
>>546199226and here's just the noelle by herself
>>546199198That's what happens why shove a bunch of sexless nerds of indeterminate genders and location into one place.
>>546199215ALSO you can swap the clothes on Nendoroid dolls or buy/make new ones for them easily. So you can put your Tenna Nendoroid doll in a maid outfit!
I think kissing, hugging, cuddling, and other affectionate acts besides sex are really hot. I've said this before.
>>546197675I'm thinking of hiring a male escort because I don't trust regular men
dess pegging kris and pulling his sweater up over his flat chest so she can rub at his little nonexistent boobies.
>>546199025Made to pleasure man with all of their holes
>>546199068>Goatpedos not mentioned.
>>546198709in college they'd fool around but it was never far enough to be considered gay in their heads, just very close friends who shared a bed after frat ragers or were comfortable enough to be naked in front of each other in the showers. the day that asgore got his first house, him and rudy christened it by fucking like crazy on the kitchen counter where toriel would bake a pie hours later. later on in their older years when they'd sneak out at night to drink beers in asgore's truck, asgore would reminisce on that night, laughing about how drunk they were back then. rudy knows neither of them drank that night....
>>546198972>>546199134It's easier to psychologically parse and pursue a brojob than full on buttsex in the ass. Also you have to do it right, on both ends, and be in the right headspace for it to focus. The statistic is likely a result of people being shy or needing to get good because of skill issues.
me pegging tenna and pulling his shirt up over his flat chest so i can rub at his dial nipples.
>>546199226>>546199470this is just Look Outside Noelle
>>546199472I mean yeah but it doesn't happen all the time, did someone put something in the water everyone drank at the meetup?
>>546198324lol
What if Fave drugged you and you woke up to see Fave holding a little orb in a bloody gloved hand and Fave said it was your cowpers gland
>>546199597I would rather just use their pussies but you do you.
Why is Spongebobbu in the Sonic racing game instead of Kris Deltarune
>>546199226>>546199675noelle hydra..
>>546199782can you just fucking leave
>>546198803Intercrural sex
>>546199676It was in the water and the food. Word is, it even got into the goats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojAqRUD3lmM
>>546199874why are you still mad
>>546199682the legendary hairless spamton has been theorized to have evolved baldness as part of the "aquatic spamtong hypothesis," while other spamologists reject this as pseudoscience
>>546199496I wanna hire one some day just to see what oral feels like, and then not do anything sexual ever again until I die
https://files.catbox.moe/hbnilz.pngkris...
Today I saw a weighted Reindeer plush at Target that looked kind of like Noelle. I didn't buy it despite wanting it.
reminder
Buttsex just feels like taking a reverse shit right
>>546200028you say this like something changed you’re still a piece of shit
>>546199298I learned everything I know from hentai manga
>>546200000Oh wow dem digits but also ignore that link it sucks cocks I didn't even check it to make sure it wasn't someone holding a phone to a screen like a dumbass. I usually post better higher quality links to the thing I want I swear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2CXRuGu-Y
>>546199836Their names both start with S.Spyro and Steve will be joining next.
>>546199496What kind of gigolo are you going to get
>>546200169you act like I'm temfag or something, calm down you retard. also no, I wasn't the guy taking gen requests earlier.
>>546199832Stop posting sexy children
>>546200084If I get a terminal illness, I'll probably get an escort just to see what it feels like. I might be ugly, awkward, and autistic, but it's probable I get one sexual encounter in my total lifespan right? Right?
>>546199682this artist is the da vinci of our time.
>>546200343from where I’m standing there is barely a difference especially looking at the increase in AI discussions all because of YOU
>>546200343 Global rule 13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
>>546200538an entire species of animal looking like spamton is kind of horrifying
Do you think this can be done without anesthesia?
>>546200102Stop posting sexy children
>>546200538this fellow has 6 teetees
Not enough Spamtenna dubcon'm pissed off
>>546200163Feels more like trying to hold in pee because your bladder is also getting pushed on and your legs start quivering and your breaths get shorter and everything gets hot and you cum harder than anything else you could possibly do to orgasm. It's like the hentai meme about your mind temporarily going blank with pleasure if you do it right and work up to it slowly.
which holiday smells the best. I think rudy might be a sleeper contender. Noelle probably smells like too much bath and bodyworks body sweat, carol smells like expired perfume and everyone knows dess smells like shit.
Global Rule 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce.
HARDCORE KINKY BUTTSEX
Global Rule 69: de dick goes in de pooper all de time
>>546200939Your reasoning seems sound, but he's been sick for a while. Maybe he smells too much like a hospital now. All sterile and chemical.
>>546199084why do you think he's in the hospital
>>546200429Last one.
Global Rule 1337: Have fun :)
>>546200621that's really not my problem, use filters if it makes you so upset>>546200625it's unique art every time sorry </3
>>546200939Dess smells like nag champa/patchouli hippie smell to hide the weed smell. Not saying that doesn't smell like shit, just being more specific for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdn2lejMRC0
>>546200939Dess probably had a weed smell attached to her, so it ruined the forest smell also attached to her.Carol... I don't know. I don't think she'd really smell at all.Rudy probably smells bad now, but he might've smelled good before.Noelle smells like gingerbread.
>>546201275there’s a better thing no one wants or cares that you are here leave
>>546201146sexo
>>546200939Rudy would be the type of uncle that smells like thick but expensive cologne
What if you looked closely and you realized that fave was made of worms
impossible challenge: post art of chara that don't make them look underageextra hard mode: the art is good
>>546200762Imagine a bunch of these things eating out of your trash like raccoons>>546200939Noelle probably reeks of a stereotypical teenage girl perfume. Viva la Juicy or Daisy Dream.
>>546201497Smelling Rudy's fur deeply...>>546201521Eh, still would do fave.
>>546201604rouxls…
>>546200307I don't know. But I've always had a preference for white guys. Not too young either
>>546201521
>>546200307ideally someone small and italian
>>546201598
>>546200485That depends. Are you a woman?
>>546201824Mario?
>>546201873Nevermind.
>>546201497he would smell like that and an old leather jacket and vague christmas-y spices. and MAN.
>>546201824...
>>546201383don't care, keep crying
>>546202021fuck you
>>546201824These women wanna fuck Super Mario
>>546201882>>546202079mamafucker!!
Stop making me want to fuck Rudy. >>546202079Hey, Peach must like him for something.
dess smells like teen boy deodorant. because shes GAY.
>>546202078*kisses you on mouth*
Call me a slut, but I would fuck Rudy.Sometimes though, I wonder what it would be like if Rudy and Carol’s genders were swapped. I’m surprised he didn’t go for the “dying mom” thing.
fave has assumed the position
why are different perfumes associated with different genders? like is fruit inherently a masculine or feminine thing to smell like, and why
>>546201824First boy I ever crushed on was small and italian and had big round ralsei glasses. His older bro was into old Square JRPGs and Inuyasha which helped me speedrun being a weeb along with just being the right age for Adult Swim/Toonami to be good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeEaPCPiqUc
Carlos smells like old prunes. because shes OLD.
>>546201146sexoooooooI LOVE KIDS
>>546202079Not her but I would, Mario's really cute
>>546202243marketing. and some languages are gendered where things like table will be feminine in one and masculine in another it doesnt mean anything people just have a need to categorize things.
>>546202351Mario kinda looks like a shota but grown up
>>546202139Join us in being Rudy fuckers, anon. Just din’t be disappointed when there isn’t a whole lot of art.
>>546202220Hussie's dad died and is why the homestuck house Toby lived in the basement of to make undertale existed.There's lore to it.
>>546202413are gendered languages just autistic?
>>546202424A man. You're thinking of a man.
>>546201570Easy with femcharaThere is only one or two artist that make a good college Deltarune mChara
>>546202480>are gendered languages just autistic?YES
>>546202424Porn addicted anon...
>>546202220tobys too woke 4 dat but carol could still die you never know
>>546202492nah nah that can't be it. Maybe like, a hobshota?
>>546202243Wood, smoke, fire, and all that other stuff is associated with guys because of working outside and stuff. Also all that stuff just smells good in general.
>>546202424bro what does this mean
>>546202495i am dying of GOOD mchara withdrawal
>>546202243Its dumb, though scents are best when they complement your natural stench. Strawberries and shit go better with girlstink while vetiver and cedar go better with boystink.
All of you m*les in here were secretly grown up shotas the whole time?? What the FUCK
>>546201570underage chara is the hottest and canon
Getting drunk at the Holiday’s mansion party and making out with Rudy (also drunk) in front of Carol (not drunk, we are so fucked)
>>546202787ew
>>546202791it might be canon but i can't jonk my shlonk to it
what if susie snuggled me and fixed my lonliness and touch starvation issues
>>546202424This is kinda true, but that's just how cute mascot men look like. Fixit Felix and Bob the Builder, and Handy Manny have the same weird adult shota look.
what if wokey toby dies from sudden exploding wrist syndrome sews
Isn't there anybody ITT who isn't sex deprived?
>>546202992See! I'm not fucking crazy. I'm onto something here.
>>546202621I think he's trying to say Mario has shota proportions, which in and of itself is just a weird way saying someone is short. It's liking call a woman a loli because she's below 5'4.
>>546202476Expound on this please.
>>546203057i'm scared of sex i hope it never happens to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrwrcedVRbM
>>546203057some of the gotefags touch each other and voice has a fiance but other than that probably notalso where the FUCK are the images
>>546203057I had it 10 times and realized I prefer not doing it it makes me too anxious
>>546202837Carols into it. Carol holding your head in her lap and brushing your hair out of your face and saying nasty things in a stern tone of voice as Rudy sloppily fucks you.
>>546203057No. Now, would you kindly let me FUCK YOU like an animal?
>>546203057i'm scared of sex too but i still miss it sometimes and have been feeling ravenous lately and i'm considering trying to find someone to have sex with to try it again. said fave
>>546202492>>546202621it's called shotajiji
>>546203302hey.
I have to wonder how many Rudy fuckers are girls. It has to be more guys than girls, right?
>>546203057If anybody here was having sex on the regular they wouldn't be in this general
>>546200762scenarios where "clones of one guy" are an entire species always remind me of SMT where the demons are characters but also you can summon multiple copies of a unique entity like how does that feel for them?
>>546203414There's Carol
Fave hates sex. Fave hates frenching and getting someone's disgusting breath in their mouth. Its so tiring and boring to give head. A beautiful person is pointless because they become a Closeface blob once they're in sex range. Fave just wants to cum instantly and leave.
>>546203296I heard jack black echo in my head when I saw fuck you in all capsYOU FUCKING DICK
>>546202837Asgore....
Just wanna remind everybody it's Tuesday
>>546203593>only tuesdayfucking kill me i need it to be friday already
Asgore fucking Spamton NEO from behind and yelling out Rudy's name as he cums (Spamton's mullet looks like his)
>>546203525My fave has condolences for your fave because that sounds terrible.
>>546203525when i had a partner they didnt really bother trying to get me off so it was good for them but not so good for me i guess. i mean i can eat a girl out and know how to kiss now so thats good but like i didnt really enjoy that too much aside from making her feel good and getting experience which could be used later. idk just didnt feel equivilent
>>546203414>>546203487And there's Asgore too. So it must be an even split.
>>546202243I want to buy a winter body spray and I really wish pine tree products actually smelled like pine tree instead of shit, ass, and fabuloso
>>546203593fuck oh god why shit fuck ass bullshit cunt crikey malarkey motherfucker zoo wee mama horseshit
>>546203694spamton doesnt have a mullet
>>546203414Ngl I feel like i make up a majority of the posts and I am a girl.
the part 9 jojo team is by far the dumbest and i hope they diehow far would fave get in part 3
>>546203789FRIEND styled it for him before hooking him up with Asgore in the Bar of Pink and Gold
Frotting with Rudy in the shower…
>>546203825I stopped at part 2 because it was my favorite Joe and the pillar men were peak.
hello utg hows it hanging
>>546203789he literally does
>>546203724That sucks anon. A lot of girls are lazy in bed
>>546204008hey it's been a while
>>546204008me from the ceiling
>>546203968>stopped at 2 because it was my favorite joewhat if i told you joseph was also a main character in part 3
>>546204065Gullible
>Be going through a tierlist of different horror games>Randomly stumble upon thisI'm so confused that this exists and I thought you guys would be interested in knowing that this game exists. There were like ten fucking references to Spamton across the fucking game.The game is called Into the Psycho Dreams
>>546200538Personally i think her spamtons suck
Get this goat on a platter, because he’s a delicious piece of meat
>>546204120I'm aware, but he's oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBdLO8u-0L8
>>546203057Me I suppose, I may be horny but having sex isn't something I long for
>>546203960Rudy would look so sexy with his fur all sudsy with soap. I shall volunteer to be his nurse when he becomes too sick to bath himself/fight me off
>>546204008bad
>>546204008I want to buttfuck you Frisk
>>546204214This fucker being the most obvious.
darkners ain't got no reason, ain't got no reason, to liiiiiiiiiiiiiive
>>546204280Please don’t rape Rudy
wow today was the least pippinsfag day in /utg/ for a while
>>546204214is this a yume nikki fangame
>>546203593What a week
>>546203057I don't want another person to touch my body like that it's a distressing thought
>>546204447I actually felt bad making that joke so thats how you know my heart is true
>>546204482i'm always here i just don't feel like saying anything
Fave is about to fucking puke from all these goddamn ads they have on DeepL
>>546204549GOODKeep it that way
>>546204527It says it's inspired by Yume Nikki, Evangelion, Undertale and so obviously and painfully Deltarune that it's not even funny. It is also a gigantic fucking mess.
It's almost shocking to see how many people here are adverse to sex whether they've had it already or not yet
>>546204553Fave should use Ublock origin.
>>546204482I blame the aidessfag
Fave is sick for the 5-7th time this yearWhat a shitty fucking year
>>546204549me too i guess i was just busy looking up woody x buzz lightyear porn to pippins post
>>546204553For a second I thought you meant the porn site
Should I let Susie potentially learn about SAVE points or try to distract her
>>546204267You really are missing out. its only in part 3 where a buff vampire and buff punk kid beat the shit out of each other using ghosts. You'd never get that anywhere else.
>>546204482It's cold and dark and I'm tired
>>546204813noelle would neverI dont even think she'd say dyke and she is one
>>546204813>noelle saying fag>noelle introducing someone to cigarettesthat is not noelle.
>>546204675This is a fucking fever dream. It feels like a fanfic even though it is technically an original story.
>>546204813Why are they being mean to Kris
noelle's a freak she can have 1 edgy phase as a treat
>>546205008game name?
>>546204428>jamton
>>546205008Here's your dollar store Susie.>>546205106Into the Psycho Dreams
>>546205148uhhhh kinda looks like a horsey?
>>546205023cuz Kris sux
>>546205008tenna if he cool
>>546204234I disagree, it is fascinating how the Spamton species grows glasses lenses as a part of its anatomy.
One day I'm going to make an RPGMaker game. It might end up total shit but at least I tried.
I feel like I'm going fucking insane just looking at this, I had to fucking share this with you guys. The Madotsuki Frisk you play as gets asked to say a few words to the crowd by a SpamtonxTenna Kakyoin egg fanfic reject and he fucking dabs.
>>546205398noooo krisper is losing their strawberry jelly
>>546205473THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHAMELESS.
>>546205473ROYAL SCIENCES LLC...hire this man.
>>546205043She'll probably have to work "up" for it. Like she'll say a swear around her friends and they'll all look at her as if some alien took her fur and Carol will go "Urmph I can't believe my own daughter would say that." and politics bear would go "Thaaaaat's adolescence!"
Undertale and Deltarune are already an ouroboros of shit Toby hyperfixates on so a game inspired by UT/DR is like a horrific incest baby with like 10 toes and 5 arms
>>546205679>tenna isnt an option tennaKEKS how the FUCK do we respond??
>>546205473This Frisk is so cool.
>>546205878My dumbass said 10 toes, you know what I meant
>>546205679>Mr. WidescreenAre we serious
>>546205878You have to outbreed a UT/DR fangame with other shit you personally hyperfixate on to give it a unique soul
>>546205878I wish I had 5 arms
>>546206065I wish I had two arms...>>546206086SOMEONE STOP THAT DOE SHE'S GOING TO RAPE THAT TEXT FILE
>>546205232what the fuck am I playing
>>546206086dess.....
>>546206086That’s cute as hell, do you have the source
>>546205679tv heads have been ruined for me, if they don't have a big nose and have eyes then i think they look ugly like the crackhead from hazbin
>>546206025>Mr. WidescreenI mean...
>>546205878>>546206063In this case it seems that the creator hyperfixates on putting religious themes into the game because the plot involves you making a deal with satan.
>>546206025Why would Dess say that?
>>546202574why is toby so woke, shaking and crying rn, i thought he was based like us women should be women and men should be men.
>>546206306Is that wing aster?
We blew the budget on dyke shit, here's your gaster guys.sorry not sorry - Toby Fox
>>546206375what should theys be?
>>546206254I believe it was thishttps://ko-fi.com/s/b74f281e75
>>546206291>tv heads have been ruined for mehoney it was ruined when she bought it
>>546206086i hate when my tenna does that shimeji does that that's why i keep him locked up and gagged
>>546206306And Mr. Widescreen does this thing where he gets trapped in his own head.>>546206398He does actually speak to you in webdings.>>546206426Tell me if you make any more sense out of this game than I did. Also not all of the game is translated which causes problems because the game is either originally in Russian or Ukrainian and I can't differentiate between them because my language is not autistic enough to use cyrillic.
>>546206453nonexistent
>>546206426Okay what is this shit? I wasn't paying attention earlier and I'm too fucking lazy to scroll up
WHY IS THE SKY FILLED WITH SHITPOSTS I've noticed>Spamton>Ms Sans>Dr. Eggman>William Afton>That guy from Amazing Digital Circus>Fluttershy>ENA
>>546206897kill yourself retard
>>546206509Thanks
>>546206945Im too lazy to do that too
>>546206897https://pablo-crown.itch.io/I can't fault this guy for at least making rpgmaker games when I and many other anons haven't even done that.
>>546192371Selif angst timeLast thing he remembered before falling was Deesix's back turned to him.His friend and role model abandoned himAgain if this seems OOC for Deesix then let me know and I'll change it.
That name sounds like gibberish, but it also somehow sounds like an anti-semitic caricature.>>546207091I'm not blaming the dude, it's just that the game he made is still fucking bizarre.
>>546207091hey now an anon is making an entire rpgmaker game with the 3 mikes and our pippins ocs, he wrote battat in character and everything too
>>546207492I said many other anons, not all other anons. Godspeed to the rpgmaker anon and noelle enclosure anon and anyone else working on something
>>546207310:(((( noooo
Send voice requests
>>546207853Sing rape me by Nirvana but in the stupidest voice you can
>>546207492The biggest hurdle for me towards an rpg maker game is simply the absolute lack of any kind of skill when it comes to creating art.
>>546204040yeah. hope i have better experiences in the future i guess. would suck if theyre all like this because then i might as well not have sex ever
>>546207853Say the literal first thing that comes to your mind
>>546207853can mercedes benz wish me a good day
If Toby is such a weeb, how are there no Kappa monsters?
Sneotenna gigantic buttsex on the roadhttps://files.catbox.moe/xcds9q.jpghttps://x.com/Rarepair269/status/1978893317363634240
>>546207926just use UT/DR sprites or hell, even request our several pixel artists here
>>546207853Asriel talking about his Angel (Angel as in the religion) game and he's really excited about it, but it sounds stupid and dorky. Kris still tries to encourage him in their own way. The joke is that it's like the game is like a Christian edu-tertainment game.
What if fave was the Unabomber
>>546207310>dee six
>>546208129I would cry from fear if I saw that.
>>546208129at least they're not fat and blocking the road with their big bellies...
Dee Six x Cracked Pips...Fuck, of course, it's genius why didn't I think of that...
>>546208229I would think toby is going for the obvious joke
>>546208129you're always making my day better when you post
>>546208504stop cucking Fuzzy PLEASE
>>546205457Where do I find more freak Spamtons?
>>546204482It's not late enough. The hardened ladies and men need more drink, then the desire for dice and cards will overtake them with gambling lust.
>>546208504cracked pips is becoming a harem protagonist
>>546208161We have pixel artists?
>>546208504Selif and Cracked are 2 completely separate unrelated OCs made by different anons
>>546208712he will never be fujo
>>546208730I'd like to call myself one.
>>546208730yes, i know they're just pippins recolors but more than one anon has designed whole outfits and scenes and animations with them
carl
>>546208730we have at least 2
In spite of how shameless and messy it is, I still like this game.
>>546208963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo
>>546208229my fave is probably the most fitting candidate for being the unabomber
>>546208963blue raspberry jolly ranchers..
>>546208963sex with carl
>>546209046Okay that's actually kind of funny.
>>546208963Carl, that kills people!
>>546208963Idiot, she's called Carlo
What
What's her end game?
>>546209717make some guys write a song about being a teenage dirtbag
>>546209717susie pussy and all of her family to be alive
>>546208657besides burningdiarreah there are some others out there but they're just in my folder from ages ago and i forgot where exactly they're from beyond twitter/tumblr
>>546209717The sussy, the kussy, and even also the cussy
>>546209717reclaim the boy.
>>546209717recreating the all the things she said mv with soosee
>>546210004that's why you put the handle in the filename
>the MTT Hotel has the weird portal doors too
poor fave four
>>546210473Poor Zhu
>>546208712>harem>>546208807
Oh fuck, I didn't expect this game talk about child sexual exploitation, what the fuck.
>>546210401erm ackthschsjtyuqwertyuiopabcdefgually the portal doors have colorful fire coming from underneath them
>>546207091>russiansasuga...
>>546210730Toby wishes he was this hardcore.
>>546210725my sides
>>546210725heh>>546210391yeah yeah but i was lazy
>sausagesrussian...
>>546210725LOL
>>546204813I smoke Marlboro you smoke cock, Kris
More references
>>546210916i find it funny how anons made up kristenna pippins to make fun of the kristenna fag here and she ended up being a part of fujo's harem in the end
>>546210730Kris is the most rapedcoded character, I'm surprised it didn't come sooner
>>546211454i thought the kristennafag made kristenna pippins
Why are all Toby Fox characters gay by default?
Undertale sometimes feels like a sequel. The Chara stuff makes me feel like I'm playing Lisa The Painful and there's a previous Lisa game I need for context, and it isn't the Halloween Hack.
>>546211454KT was made by kristennafag herself
>>546207913I was raised in a Guns n Roses household.>>546207975https://voca.ro/1ndJHhHqYcgO>>546208020https://voca.ro/1a5jMQ0SHu2e>>546208221https://voca.ro/112asCO94deM
Sans ran over my dog =(
>>546211564Tobyverse characters are bi by default because Homestuck. Asriel and Pizzapants gave eachother brojobs once the same way straight teenage girls will kiss eachother.
>>546211564Obama's fucking America.
>>546211564Joe Bidens fucking America
>>546211013CYKA BLYAT
>>546211564Trumps Fucking America
>>546211564Because Toby prides himself in making his stories and worlds realistic
>>546211564Carol's fucking hometown
>>546211564I think Toriel and Sans are straight at least.
>>546211564Queen's fucking Cybercity
>>546211725lmao get fucked kiddo
>>546210916boobies~
>>546211564>>546211831>>546211954>>546212049https://voca.ro/1nO851YkTI6A
>>546211564Gaster's fucking DELTARUNE
voting so this is god in pippins religion
>>546210916I think all adult pippins women should have an orgy, the adult males should too with each other
>>546212330Beautiful
>>546197686Did you draw this?Are you taking req?
>>546211667>>546211520no, KT was created by A kristennafag, not THE kristennafag
>>546192371i made a sheet for her
>>546211564Frisk (my wife) is straight but for some reason she really likes to take it in her ass
>>546212330Fucking lmao
Wrinkly
>>546213217is this like autistic behavior or something why does /utg/ attract so many guys that think like "i have this specific interest or brain fart idea or sexual fantasy i have, i'm going to spam it all day to any post that's even slightly related or simply at random." i can count like at least a handful of posters over the years fitting this exact same criteria i don't really know what's up with it. the kris diaperfag is another recent example
>>546211697Fucking lmao the Veggietales reference
Okay so, the other anon who played Into the Psycho Dreams, please tell me if there is really an ending after the first ending that isn't just the genocide route or is it just sequelbaiting.
>>546213516First day on 4chan?
>>546212124Everyone being gay I'd not realistic. I don't know any gays.
>>546213516yes.
>>546213516Hey, you should know that autistic rambling about fat Spamtenna is one of the main fuel sources for this humble general.
would you eat faves scab if they said after that they would date you
>>546213587That book looks wicked spooked
>>546213841I already rape fave's loli pussynot exactly an upgrade
>>546213647no dude, i guess even after all this time i've still never really seriously participated in any similar fandom or general for a similar game. maybe steven universe guys or MLP guys have to deal with the same things>>546213797i dont mean that, what i mean is really really specific i might be doing a poor job at explaining but i don't know how better to put it than just giving those examples
>>546207310(me)This is rushed but here's what their reunion would look like(and then they both walk away from each other)
fave hates folding the clothes, it’s so BORING
>>546213841Even as a kid I didn't eat my scabs, that sound vile
>>546208624you erm...you recognize me?
>>546214063its FAVES scab though. maybe it tastes good. you wouldn't know.
>>546214293Yes anon. You can say I'm your secret admirer.
>>546214359Well now I'm DEFINITELY not going to the meetup. Fuck that noise.
>>546213970I really like your comics
>>546214487You're pretty cool, I can tell by the way you type at people.
>>546213516how else are we going to keep a general running for years
>>546214487>oh no someone likes me this is so horrible what ever will i do!!!!
>>546214703maybe i'm just too concerned with tact even in the allowance of an abundance of chaos. the neverending sperging about the same thing forever has to be artful and intentional, damn it, you can't just do it like you're smearing shit all over the walls. maybe i'm just a crazy elitist
>>546213185krampus dess
Autistically rambling to fat Spamton and fat Tenna as I lie between them in our gigantic bed and rest my hands on their warm chests
>>546214973You have a funny idea for what counts as art.
Ralsei belongs to the knight. That's why he never travels with kris/susie and how he keeps showing up at the knight's fountains so quickly.
>>546215108i do indeed, my boy. maybe i have too many funny ideas and not enough to show for them, that's my problem
>>546214973you know who else smears skit all over the walls
>>546214973truke
>>546215163>RalseixDessI'm listening...
>>546213185I’d like this if there wasn’t a 98% chance it’s AI generated
How do I achieve bara tits?
SORRY, RANCID BITCH, ONLY "SKANK" I'M LOYAL TO IS THE DANCE MOVE. MF. HOE. THIRD WAVE SKA FTW!!!!
>>546214047who the fuck is fave?
>>546215163Also, MYCASTLETOWN DIDN'T EXIST WHEN KRIS/SUSIE FIRST ENTER THE CLOSET. IT WAS MADE RIGHT WHEN THEY ENTERED.
>>546215456Ligma balls.
>>546215416I know this reference
>>546192371https://files.catbox.moe/31lcpq.mp4Another tiny update on Battatquest. Moving forward I'll probably wait until I finish more before I post another update. I already have the upstairs section and Fujo's office planned out, I just need to implement them. I also need to change Battat walking animations
>>546207913FRIEND....
High anxiety victim of societyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAk1yNfpocc
>>546214973well what's the right way to do it then smartypants
>>546212330lmao
>>546215490Castletown is also shaped like a hand with a hole in it. And Jevil said...>* FROM NOW, A NIGHTMARE WILL AWAKEN IN YOUR HEARTS.>* IN THE SHADOW OF THE KNIGHT'S HAND...So the question is...what is awakening in Castletown?
why does Ralsei wear that ratty old cloak even in townwhere are his princely robes
if voiceanon doesnt look like this handsome devil ill fucking KILL MYSELF.
>>546216001those are his feathers asshole
>>546213769Everyone you know is gay but they don't tell you because you're not attractive enough to join their gay orgies
>>546215593God damn, that's really good, I can't wait
>>546215593cool! i can't wait to see how it all turns out anon
>>546215807well that's a flaw in my criticism too because i don't really have an answer to that. so this is all just down to my personal taste and intuition more than anything. i just have to scream it out to see if someone else feels the same way to get a barometer on just how crazy i am or not. i think i'm also very fixated on novelty and never really doing something the exact same way twice. so maybe that's how i'd describe it, actually, according to my personal opinion. you gotta be brand new, all of the time.
>>546214670Hey DoomerYou still haven't addressed that thing I asked you about last time
>>546215593you're feeding my autism like crazy
>>546216141Those are feathers? Really???
>>546216102I got a photo of him right here. You fucking ready? No you ain't. But too fucking bad.
>>546213185i fucked up the head bobbing
>>546216102>>546216491I don't look like either of these guys lmao.
>>546216564these are cute anon but youd catch more flies with honey if you know what I mean...
>>546192187>NYN even in a furry generalcookiefags can fuck off from my dicefucker thread
>>546215939(You) are
>>546192371
>>546214670I can juggle, am I cool?
Scratch and sniff sticker of battats ball smell
>>546216759so why is she black
>>546216912that's what the ai suggested
>>546216907need
>>546216912She's the same colors as the hidden deer sprite in Legend of Mantle
>>546216964of course
>>546216912Cuz rudy is not the father
>>546216580Hey voiceanon if you're still doing requests could you do Dess making this in photoshop or something and Kris walking in and being like "WHAT THE FUCK" and Dess tries to explain herself
>>546216912Dyes her fur
Oooooo there's a fucking EAS thing going on TV I fucking hate how they sound
>>546216461I don't know who you are or what you're talking about and I've had a couple double rum and cokes so go ahead and refresh me about whomst and what and why I care.
I\ve alwaus envisioned Spamton as some sort of creature that eats rancid garbage, pukes it up, and then eats the puke.
>>546217172what s EAS
>>546217181>l\veare you a homestuck troll
>>546217181he eats money and credit cards
>>546217091https://voca.ro/18HatKP8crPHCute art I guess.
>>546217265Edible Alphys Soup
>>546217181he does that on Tenna's bed all the time
>>546217265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnZnllDNQA
>>546216423I think i agree mostly but 1) i want to fuck faves mostly the same 3-5 ways 2) friskanon was being innovative there u cant lie
>>546217265Emergency Alert System I think
that psycho dreams game is cringe but cute, i love seeing earnest dumb obscure projects like that but never go through the effort to seek out and get into them. i am enjoying your screencaps. i am also enjoying the current bent this place is having towards indie development. maybe you guyze will be enough to get me back on the stick with my own game
>>546217265enormous ass spamton
>>546216912
>>546217172the fog is coming
>>546216580I know what you look like.A dork.
>>546217173Last time you were on this thread you were on a bender and you posted pictures of you slashing his car tires, it was pretty crazy honestly I halfway couldn't believe what I was seeing
>>546217321Thanks! Somebody posted it on /doe/ and it's supposed to imply a murder suicide so I was imagining Dess making it would have Kris like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE INSANE" rather than the Kress angle. I will accept the Kress strays as the cost of admission. It's good that you had fun doing it though! I hope the Kris scatfag is alright admittedly, he left pretty sad and haven't been in the thread since. He's preferable to the threadshitters, ironically, he seems nice enough.
>>546217401these are fair retorts. i can concede somewhat, especially to the first thing. i think i feel torn about it myself, wanting to be novel but having the interest in question be too narrow and specific for that to be viable forever. sometimes i guess you do just want to fuck fave in mostly the same 3 ways and i guess that's just the reality of the situation
>>546217734>I hope the Kris scatfag is alrightNo I hope that nigga is gone for good
>>546216912she actually looks like Carol but dyes her fur vantablack to be cool
>Hmmm. Whats this game here on newgrounds? Legend of Krystal? Oh like from Starfox! I love playing as Fox in Smash!
>>546217710Is that why the communal punch bowl tasted of lean and cough medicine?
>>546217557Nuh uh.>>546217734All I see that it's implying some gay shit.
>>546217874BERDLY NO DON'T
>>546217734>Somebody posted it on /doe/ and it's supposed to imply a murder suicidewait fr? is it OC?
Fuck yes, the lightner-darkner swap AU I follow got some new updates
>>546217984>>546217929Oh no, I think it was just intended to be "looks cute but has a creepy implication" art. Dess is supposed to be dead and she's encouraging Kris to join her in heaven. That's it. I can see how it could be misinterpreted though, it's understandable.
Were gonna get some! Were gonna get some! *clap clap**grabs random anon and does the midmight snack dance*
A member of the Deltarune development team will sneak one (1) /utg/pippins into Chapter 7 as an easter egg.
>>546218231That looks more like a Noelle than a Dess and they are sharing a single set of wings but that's what I see.
Fave is up all night to get lucky.
>>546218394it will be mine
>>546218394Inexplicably, it's the magic 8 ball nobody has any art or lore for.
heartwarming: this anon still rapes fave the old fashioned way
>>546216912Black is beautiful. I wanna impregnate a Black woman. Having a nice choco pussy that tastes delicious sounds like a real good time too me.
>>546218401Now that you point it out actually you may be right. I just saw she was significantly taller than Kris and assumed it was Dess (even though Noelle is taller than them anyways)>>546218418I fucking hate this. Ralsei's face makes him look like he was given a lobotomy. I can't even bear to look. His mind has been dulled to experience only simple joys
heartbreaking: this anon barely rapes fave with any passion.
>>546218519hell yeah
>>546218394>pippy flashes on screen for a millisecond during a random point during the chapter
>>546218418this has a 1/2100 chance to replace the 1/21 chance long legs deformed ralsei event on the weird route in chapter 2
>>546217885Maybe. Legend has it that the punch is not actually punch at all but is instead a hostile mix of all the worst drinks out there all put into one bowl
>>546217850fucking dess in the dark and you dont realize all the black dye has rubbed off on you and you go out into public like that and are immediately jailed for blackface
>>546218519If that happens, we'd have bloody battles over whether it's a /utg/ reference or a Homestuck reference
>>546218519this happened because the pippins historian OC was never canonized, i just know
>>546218519>8-Ball finally gets her revenge
>>546219203Does anyone have the screenshot of him from the Whiteboard?
I hope chapter 7 ends with a stupid aged up flash forward of the kids so I can draw kris exactly the same way but say theyre aged up now so its ok to want to fuck them
>>546218948I learned about the trashcan cocktail at a GWAR concert. 1 oz of Vodka1 oz of Gin1 oz of Rum1 oz of Triple Sec1 oz of Blue Curaçao1/2 oz of Peach (or whatever) Schnappsand half a red bull dumped over the top with the can left in it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TQ-zSfwgs
>>546219413Depressing
>>546219413>you stare in horror as Toriel cuts open her arms in front of you
>>546217173HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZEAFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGHDOOMEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR(for the record, this is a joke)
>>546218519there is some art on the old whiteboards, but i didn't save it
>>546212330>>546217321fucking amazing
>>546219541You know that I know that you know that both of us are cool.
>>546219348yeah
>>546192371booty
>>546219790Rarest -pins I've ever seen.
sadly for dess asriel moved on and is now crushing they/them pussy in college
I wish I could cuddle under a warm blanket with Battat
>>546220053i should make my own "deltarune college chara AU" that isn't pants on head fucking retarded, or well it's always retarded by default but i could make it at least a little better like maybe chara's the janitor at the college and hangs around in the background being creepy. or some freak homeless guy that walks around campus even when they try to tell them to leave, just to have debates with students about the virtues of antinatalism. something like that
dessara is the endgame, wake up sheeple
so what does it say faggots?who is the unknown person?
>>546217091>>546217734There's a lot of dual-suicide stuff involving Kris and Noelle1/2
>>546220184your body heat slowly warms up his cold plastic body
>>546220880Kris wrote this.
I love fingers in my butt
>>546220890it's me I asked toby to redact my name
>>546220890pimp named slickback
>>546220949
>>546220880what is the worst line in this? for me it's"and for the next week my old skin and body parts deteriorate as new and perfect reindeer parts replace them"
>>546219489You should make a trashcans worth of that stuff and bring it to the totally real utg meetup that's totally happening in a monthyou should try going to a juggalos festival someday, maybe you'll learn about the mythical clown cocktail those juggalos probably hoard to themselves[/spoilers]
>>546221431the implication of crawling inside her
>>546219790I kinda wanted to have my Pippins OC be friends with him but I forgot
>>546221534well do it now!tho i don't think anon uses whiteboard that much anymore? i miss them :(
>>546220890it's not a brother and it's not mettaton.
>>546219790dossierpippins…
>>546221503oh to be a fish dissolving in the toxic primordial stew left behind by the gathering of the juggalos
>>546221514Noelle canonically has a very stretchy cooch
>>546220727>debatelord chara showing up uninvited to college campusesi'm going to refrain from making a certain joke
ICP aged well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhTg_5nlvo8
>>546221953close some tabs man
>>546220880picrel is the most kris post of all time for me for some reason other than the "is my mom autistic am I autistic i think I hate talking now" one
TV ladies...
>>546221953>76 e621 tabs open
>>546221953The only time ICP is in the toilet
>>546221872uh ohh!
>>5462221954 pornhubs, 1 videosIs that a Pinterest? Do we recognize any others
I discovered this entire brand of soda somehow makes me feel sick. No matter which flavor.
I hate having to wait for the Tennatick to dry
>>546222841Is it what I think it is
>>546221953My rule of thumb is limiting it to only 12 e621 tabs open at any one time specifically to avoid something this
susie would like slipknot cause of the drums
>>546222937no its wellsey farms brand soda. I tried like 3 flavors and all of them just made me feel sick. I actually like faygo.
fave heard the smash brawl theme song again and cried
>>546222998Faygo is good
>>546223178Fave used to obsess over smash dojo to see who was being added to the game. Fave is still sad Waluigi isnt playable prob cus Waluigi fucked Sakurais wife.
>>546222998>farm brand soda You should have known that was going to be ass. I want the Jones Sunset Sarsaparilla but it's too expensive to just drink casually because collector promo item. I got the Nuka Cola Victory on a whim and saved a pack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fevL2fcx7AY
>>546222998Dude this looks like crap, why would you ever buy this? it feels like I'm looking at knock off of a knock off
>>546222983Susie would like nightcore because you can fit more songs in before you get kicked out of the library for listening to music on the computer without headphones
>>546199676I put Big Shot soda into the water sorry
is the pixel artist here? may i have a clean regular sized version of rambpins, i would like to make some sprite edits for her,
>>546223389I have never tried any wellsey farms brand anything in my entire life before.>>546223416I didnt buy it someone in my family did and I tried it. I usually dont mind cheap soda brands but this just makes me nauseous. I thought at first it was something else I ate or just a flavor they had but no its just their brand in general.
Noelle is so slutty that she doesn't wear panties EVER
>>546223487just remembered that one drawing where tenna inflates spamton with soda and uses him as the office soda keg. i would drink that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfn_3FcyjVQ
>>546223874
>>546223584Alphys took all of the chairs out of the classroom because she was too afraid to have an awkward conversation with Noelle about the snail trail she left on the chair
>>546223502if you're here just post it with the word rambpins somewhere in the post id like to make sprites for the RPGmaker anon. actually RPGmaker anon drop a few of your battat sprites so i can make them match if you'd like
would Susie have a Francis style mountain dew crash out
>>546223502nta but like this? is this size good
>>546223582Well, next time you see that family member, make sure you do the bane backbreaker move on them, they were obviously trying to kill you
being on this general honestly made me less of a degenerate when I had to self reflect and realize what kind of person I was. I'm still a man whore but less so now.
>>546224142what's going to be the true deltarune equivalent of this scene?
>>546224595ive drank great value soda before and been fine, I don't understand how they fucked up that brand of soda to make me feel sick.
>>546223502
>>546224667Being a "man whore" wasn't your problem and never was. Being a creep who stalks and makes ai porn of a real person working on the game is why people disliked you, along with your foot fetish and all the gore and monkey torture wojak spam. You claim self reflection but missed the mark entirely.
>>546224183This gave me a boner
>>546224667Good!
>>546224183looking at this killed my boner
>>546224142me after you enter the egg room at the /utg/ meetup and find me drinking cherry big shot soda from the obese bloated spamton's teat
>>546224667sick can you actually play ut/dr now or at least stick to generals of games you played and like beyond porn
Did you guys hear the news?Bendis is coming to deltarune!
>>546225430If only he stayed in the deadlock general holy fuck would it be a blessing to never see him again for any reason.
Have sex
>>546225530Why is soosie horse?
>>546225545during The Crusades when we were fucking with CoL over souls games temfag said he liked Ranni and I made a comment about the Carians that flew over his head like come the fuck on said Dodge Roll Gaster
>>546225732
Asriel will never recover from this
>>546225852BASED!
>>546224563>>546224940yes thank you!
>>546225732not until you seduce me first
good night you beautiful little faggots :D
>>546225945>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF
>>546226159Goatnight.
Kind of amazed Asriel didn’t kill himself after Dess “disappeared”
>>546226327He probably wanted to die before it happened but felt some sort of need to honor her memory by continuing to live and go to college which was her dream to begin with even though he's still very depressed.
>>546226327she's living in his dorm they're gonna come back in chapter 5 and asriel's gonna get really mad that she didn't tell her family
>>546226747
>>546224667ok thats great now what will it take for you to stop spamming the whiteboard . I dont understand why you pretend to be so remorseful over your shitty actions you do to cause grievance on others on purpose. youre like an angry child who hits others because you cant control your emotions. stop. heres your negative attention you ordered.
>>546226132Hey thereeee, uh, good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken.
>>546226789guys I'm soo good and reformed now. also big and fuckable from the steroids. here is the anarchists cookbook. im safe. lets hook up
>>546227026at least he'll die a virgin that brings me peace
>>546226789He is pretending because it gives him more attention than his shitposting antics which he overplayed to a point that nobody cares anymore.
krissu
>>546225430I have played this game just not chapters 3 and 4.>>546225545I havent played elden ring yet im in the middle of playing ds1 cus I got someone to help me in it. I just like ranni cus shes cute.>>546226789im not even gonna bother responding to anymore accusations about whiteboard stuff cus no one would believe me anyway. Believe what you want I really dont care anymore.
>>546228638you admitted it faggot
>page 8
>>546230342really noggins the joggin don't it
>>546216759Kris got BLACKED
>>546230739Hot. FemBLACKED should be a thing.