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>>546202453is it me or is this a huge buff
>>546202453do u guys think preseason really will be a big mix-up or are they gonna continue the "we finally balanced the game, we did it reddit!" attitude they've had for a while?
What champ do I play to catch a Gwenslut?
vg vs vg is LIVE on NA9 slots remain
>>546202857
>>5462030518 slots remain!
>>546202681movement speed is strongpeople like to meme about +5 or 10 base movement speed but remember all the runes related to improving it had to get nerfed
>>546202857im from eu..
>>546203571NERDDDDDD
Naisu gemu?NAISU GEMU?!Mite:0-5-82-5-60-2-81-7-7 yoriku burindo toppu what da fakku!Noobu!Fakku bitchu noobu!
>>546203571region transfers are always an option!>>5462033168 slots
>>546202857wasn't expecting the sudden return. I'll join next time
Okay, loligee, I have a request.This is NOT meant to be a sappy, put me on a cross, oh woe is me, just looking for advice. >my mother is about to pass away and im convinced its going to be a heartbreak story where my father passes away either extremely close to the same time or very soon after, or vice versa (they're quite old)My mother loves horses, absolutely fucking adores them, we have a 25acre ranch with 4 horses on it, so champions like Rell and Hecarim are just a given.>my question to loligee is this, my dad loves the beach, lived as a beach bum for like 6 years of his life, loves the sand and coral and everything about the oceanIs there a 'horse-esque' champion, or pool party / ocean song skin, that could match the vibe of him? We're a rather tall (height wise) family, very healthy, so with Rell and Hecarim locked in as primary / secondary roles is there a tertiary champion that sort of fits this vibe with an ocean or at least aquatic skin (gender doesn't matter, was considering Taliyah Pool Party) but let me know y'alls thoughts?I'd like the account to be a bit of a homage to them, sort of like that gragas otp who played it (and sucked at it) because it reminded him of his dad. Any suggestions are appreciated.Thanks, bros and brosettes.
dead jungloid game
>>546203842the first one's always the slowest to fill so feel free to hop in and lurk. we've got time.
>there are actually more jungle changes on this patch than what they wrote on the previewholy fucking shitit's a jungloid world out there
>>546203853>omg lolg my parents are about to die what do I doHow about you get off the fucking computer, go give them a hug, and converse with them about things that you're not going to be able to once they're gone?
No one is logging in to a dead jungloid game to join your dead jungloid customs
>>546204216I was with them for 3 (three) days as they dealt with a vet emergency with one of the horses, made them dinner, spent a lot of time with them, but there's this thing>you haven't heard of itCalled a FUCKING JOB and living an hour away from them AFFECTS IT when I take 3 days off which is 24H of PTO of which I only had 16 at the time but please keep fucking lecturing me without answering the question.
>>546203676We still got 8 slots for this /vg/ vs /vg/ on NAHop in and play a custom with the lads
>Riven jungle buffsHeh. Can’t wait to jump into those bushes
>>546204020noted. im a little occupied right now but I'll do one if you guys are still playing late into the nightglhf guys
most disgusting sona player i've ever seen its actually disgusting how much i hate that champ...
>>546204409>I need 3 days of PTO to drive a single hourEuropean or what?
>>546204452i can't wait to jump into her bush either
>>546204593I stayed with them for 3 days as they dealt with the emergency you fucking retard.
>>546204572uhm..how did she more damage than you..
special needs team #kill yourselfhttps://streamable.com/vx0o3zfaggot
How do we feel about Sivir?I want to learn adc and I kinda like her gameplay.
>>546204593>itt idiot doesn't know what PTO meansThis thread is so dumb.
>>546204673Mah nigga
>>546204872amazing, make sure to use pizza delivery or cafe cutie
>>546203647KT could have picked Aatrox or Jax on that round.
>>546204196>fizz and jayce jg before my champs can
>>546204872Sivir is fine.Neither good nor bad. Be quick on the W, don't get greedy, keep the wave stalled, scale to 4 items, take lethal tempo. >also, if you have the RP, take primal sivir obsidian or pizza delivery obsidian skin
>>546202453>Somehow, Hitler has returnedIn case you wonder why - here's the reason.Remember this company will tell you they do not adjust game balance with skin sales in mind.>"we nerf champions receiving skins in the same patch more often than we buff them!"The thing they leave out is that they buff them ahead of time instead so normies who don't read patch notes notice the buffed champion popping off in their games. This makes them interested in playing it themselves and then they have the new shiny skin shoved in their faces in client homepage. Connect the dots.In the meantime players who actually read patch notes and check stat sites start abusing the fuck out of said buffed champ.Increased banrate soon follows. Riot wouldn't want players to think twice about buying a skin because the champion it's for is banned often so they give it a slap on the wrist nerf. Banrate responds to slight nerfs faster and harder than winrate does.Timmy swipes mom's credit card without hesitation now. All according to riot's plan. Whenever accused of balancing around skin sales they just drop the aforementioned quote - yet when you look at the bigger picture the pattern I described is very consistent, especially in case of legendary skins.
>>5462044108 slots available for a vg vs vg on NApassword is vidya
>>546205279Same shit happened with Pysops Sona, she got her legendary skin the patch she was nerfed to never be solo-lane-playable again>soraka solo lane mid/top is fine tho, teehee
For a company that hates it when you play champs outside of their main lanes, they sure love to push everyone in the jungle, huh
where is lugs jungle buffs
>>546205906>how do you do fellow wamen
>>546205996with aurora jungle buffsFUCK
>>546205408come join usvg vs vg on NApw is vidya
>>546206309post lobby
i heard theyre gonna nerf a bunch of adcs that arent named kindred
>>546204872SHE STOLE MY CARD SLOTit should have been qiyana
>>546207156cute tummy
This card is kind of cold though can't lie
good now post relevant champions
No one played your first card game and no one is going to play your second card game dead jungloid company
>>546204743LOOK AT HER KDA also... boosted allegations = put to rest with this win in my GM ACCOUNT...
and the literal who of the set goes too....should have been qiyana
Soraka my cute wife!
where the vg
Let's be honest with ourselves, loligee.This whole "this champ plays this role and MAYBE, and I do mean MAYBE one off-role" is dying.The older mindsets are coming back. Yes it's frustrating sometimes, but like in middle-aged wow days I should be able to pick up a 1h sword, a shield, on a tank character, and be able to tank>NO NO NO YOU NEED 80 DEFENSE RATING (fuck off)>NO NO NO YOU NEED 9K HEALTH MINIMUM (fuck off) A champion should at least have one off-role, not necessarily jungle tho...
>>546203853>lolg would rather bitch than help answer>"wtf why do people not come (cum) to this general?It's a fucking mystery.
Bruh they updated the captcha because that nigga that spammed this general during WorldsThe new thing is fucking retarded ngl
I love Lissandra!Im down to give riftbound a go but zzzzzzzzz all the scalpers got to the cards already
So you can just relentlessly troll in arena games and not get punished, but dodge and get 12 hour lockout lulJust played with some cunt who in their last 30 games has done 0 damage in any of them, wouldn't it be incredibly easy to detect this shitI get that arena is 4fun mode but still, get that shit out of here
How do these OTPs from NA, CN and EU easily climb to top 10 in Korea while Faker is hardstuck low challenger or even in grandmaster for several seasons? Make it makes sense. I know the level diff between proplay and casual is astronomical but wtf.
>>546209359did you ignore his personal blog portion of the post?
>>546210193faker is too gawdlike to care about solo queue
drew will save league
>>546209824supposedly theyre putting out new prints of the original set so it should be fixed in a few months Kind of obese of them that it even happened though, im not paying 100 dollars for a kaisa card
>>546210283Okay, pass over that, remove the red-herring of the other two posts.
As a Sona main I am pissed that they made Nilah a smelly poo so no one will touch her despite her being broken as fuck
>>546211576maybe adcfags should stop being racist. supports have no problem playing karma
https://magma.com/d/mTILgr3xEnRemember, there's a drawpile with your name on it!
support is so strong with all the terrain to pin against.
>>546208671No? Why should champs like Fizz or Kalista be given off roles when their entire kit is designed for one specific role?
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>>546208542get on you nerd
>>546212916it's on!
>>546212916trans champ
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>>546212325Why shouldn't fizz be allowed to jungle? Who cares. More flexibility is what the game needs. It's not like morg and zyra are op junglers since their small jg buffs.
i played brand mid and my friends mocked me but they play malzahar mid am I wrong? they had all tanks and bruisers and a short range adc it was a brand game I swear :'(naafiri is fun but I feel like electrocute wins me more games than hob but i guess its a skill issue. how has your climb been going /lolg/?
>>546213869because balance team is retarded that's whywe are still playing a game where xinzhao and reksai can barely finish fullclearing before 3:30 but zed can double longsword invade them on their last campsnon junglers have far better clear times than actual junglers
Briar won
>>546216089my cum
>>546216089
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>>546213869Okay then Kalista jungle should be a thing
>>546215051Malzahar is a silver staller "I win if you can't win the game by the time I get 5 items" type of champions, whereas Naafiri is more of a "I win if I get 3/4 kills in 12 mins on different champions) type of champion. Malzahar is safer, more boring, and quicker to win long games with. Naafiri is easier, safer, and more boring to win short games with.Pick your poison.
slave sera sex
>>546215051Brand is fine, his E harass is really good in lane. Malz is super lame and boring but if you're in call with jungle its a free kill every time your flash R is up.>how has your climb been going /lolg/?Unfortunately I'm locked into +17 -22 right now which is pretty miserable.
>reported arena scripter>gets banned>check his duo buddy>not banned>check his match history>insanely high winrate>he is only duoing with low level accounts that go inactive eventuallytheres no fucking way people are duo boosting with cheats in arena... right?
stop flirting with the enemy... only flirt with me...
>silver hours
Lolbabs I need 140 rp,went to support motherfuckers said it was TOO much. Where can I buy that small amount? Im jewish so I refuse to spend 5 bucks + taxes for 500 RP.
Most honest mages? Ones that do lots of damage but dont have any real escapes and limited self-peel.Karthus? Most honest mage in the game.
>>546219862Just evaluate the value of skins and cosmetics, who does that benefit, is it truly a source of joy? Is it fomo and other vicious personality traits that it supports?Just learn to love never using them.
>>546212146asks for username and password each time so I can't enter, sorry
>>546209712If you keep your old cookies around then you will always get the old one over time. I'm too lazy to figure out how to extract and paste back with few operations the 4chan cookie on chromium/brave.On FireFox it was trivial, there was an extension where I wrote 4chan in search, isolated the cookie, exported as file and there was it.
>>546220296so a mage with no hard cc and no mobility? brand and ap kogmaw are your only other choices
If the simplest ranged champion like Jinx is harder on average than melee champions but there still are some melee ones that are above that or can be really difficult overall which are those? Besides Yasuo and some assassins like Akali etc.
i can get a queue pop in hots within 90 seconds but this is somehow impossible in league
>>546220439If I had thought like that a decade ago I wouldnt have made money from CSGO skins and cases. Sorry goy I will NEVER be a buddhist.
Paying some wild rift games on the side totally reinvigorated my desire to play PC as well.I think this is the secret, often return to the basics, have legitimate fun. I will now play both, alternating between them.
first time ever in EUW that I get a queue above 2m.Is it because words ended and there was an exodus of active players?
>>546220895yeah, limited cc and low mobility with a lot of damageXerath, Syndra also count since their cc isn't 100% landing
>>546221385i am literally on euw right now >>546221063matchmaking is kino
>Game is so dead even the usual suspects can't be bothered to seek attention here anymoreTell me more about the 2 billion totally real ranked games being played right now
>>546221450you're probably a master player or something so the system protects the average player
>dashes>Point and click knock up>Doesn't die in teamfights because of funny revive mechanicZaahen is pro ready, for every series, until he gets nerfed to deal like 0 damage or remove his revive or something
>want to refund a skin that I bought but didn't use yet>an unknown error has occurred:)))) chink game wont let me refund kek
reminder that Nami is soft
>>546221686i am not a rapistwhy would the avg player need protection from ME?WHY ME
I love playing Olaf and just ignoring cc while chopping people to death with axes.
>>546221827reminder you are cancer
game is just so dead at 10PM theres nothing but chinese wintraders... its such an embarrassment... oh well on my wins today i went 3 1 35 so 38 kda... hope this dispels the boosting allegations...
>>546222796good god look at that pedo filled NA lobbygarenzoeseraphinejannavolibearkayn
Were there any Morg buffs? GNM.
>>546221827That Nami is looking human?
>>546221468>>546221827jinxed it
>>546223660yawn...don't you have new material yet...? reruns are so boring...
>>546223660human? just a totally normal mermaid
>j-just kill Nasus early bro! He's weak!>Nasus hits level 6 and has sheen>proceeds to dominate almost any of his so called '''counters'''
and like legit, harass doesn't work on him unless you can all in him because he'll just press q and heal 100hp per q or call his jungleBVLL to come and gape you
>>546224105Isn't she supposed to be as green as a snake?
>>546224569you forget he'll wither you and ghost away like a bitch if you try to fight him
>>546203853Yone is tall and has a good beach skin, though I don't know if you're wanting to keep it jungle and support themed. Maybe nautilus.Stay strong brother, and enjoy your time with them while you still have them.
>>546204196Fizz jungle sounds like an awful deal, what were they thinking? Why push so many champs in jungle?
>>546224862ummm, no
no jerking off until you've reached your ranked goal.
>gooning >decide to use my zove zyra onahole>going ham and went a bit too hard>"OH FUCK!">cum >lose NNNDo I kill myself?
>>546226659I picked up your reboot card, get back to no nutting.
>>546226659what is a zove zyra onahole
>>546226659league of legends?
>>546226081Oh yeah? Then how do you explain this?
i miss pyke mid
this game is so fucking gay
>>546225730Yeah. Or wither you and beat your fucking head in if you're an auto attacking champion :)))
adc master class incomingplace your bets ladies and gentlemen bets are open
>>546227927stop infecting others
>>546228015>>546228015what
>>546227089give me that
>>546228441Ok, but watch out. She's a little heavy
chat,this aint looking good
shiet we lossed
>>546227927next time invite this fag so he stops spamming the thread >>546228441
Gotta love when the most popular role gets filled top and hands you a free lane.Buy half an item and they can't do anything.But will they still shove the lane constantly like it's mid lane? Yes. Yes they will.
>>546229026he only plays wild riftu
tfw in a 4 man que im still in loser q and still """unlucky"""""
>>546228856Speaks a lot about how tired the players are, this year only cumulated fatigue.
>>546229267ok quick redo
So there a reason why Xin Zhao darkin form DIDN'T turn into a monster? This more Chinese pandering slop?
>>546229210everything gap...where's your caps lock rant now?
>>546229431They saw how much they can milk Yone so they're doing it with darkins. Every male champ will be some pretty asian boy now.
>>546229431zaahen isn't a darkin + wanted to honor xin in death by keeping his facewhich doesn't work too well because only the animated version of this concept works, the art is a different version and so is his ingame modelwe've also seen like 4 different versions of him just in comicsi think riot needs to get their shit together because this just looks like there was a lot of miscommunication
>>546229210>caitlyn with IE and dirk>with HoB>no boots at 15 mins???
>>546229769>jinx doesn't have boots eitheri think goldies have autism
>>546229769says it right there "special needs"
>>546229841I haven't seen that before though and I am in gold.
kinda makes sense that gwen appeals the the tranny crowdgwen literally said “fine i’ll do it myself” and made her own body
>Every single Legendary of last year sucked ass except a few>Jayce's first Legendary was apparently the most sold Legendary skin of 2024>Jayce is D tier and rarely playedSo how is it apparently the most successful skin of 2024?
>>546230041Arcane season 2 buff.
>>546228856alive game theory
>>546230160I thought arcane tourist didn't pay league and definitely don't spend money on it
>>546230041hes very very very very popuilar in china nad corea
Bruh there's a guy below my window puking his guts out. I'm trying to sleep.
>>546228856I think what I really want after playing this game for a decade is just some closure. Let's just wrap up the important stories and canonically kill off some characters. Then we can freeze the game and stop with all the battle passes and esports and skins and be done with it. Then we can say, "Remember League of Legends?" without being haunted by the fatal curiosity to revisit it and find some abomination that Riot created in a desperate attempt to draw in new players.
>>546230231on god,my account might be cooked fr this time
But I don't want League to die...
we lost againnever back down never whatnever give uptime to try out mel because faker played her and im a mindless npc with no will of my owndo you guys think we will win
>>546230728Are you stupid? That literally just happened. Xin got killed.
>>546231119why did you dump gwen?
>>546230728>Let's just wrap up the important storiesHOWWHY???BY PLAYING FUCKING SUMMONERS RIFT FOR THE 5TH MILLION TIME?NOTHIS GAME IS SHITITS BYEOND SHITITS DOG SHIT!!!!!ARCANE? AHAAHAHAHAHA
>>546231217It's a start. It might go that way. But it's also a giant cliffhanger.
>>546231119first time mel? you'll go 10/1/5 and win.
>>546231090CHATTHIS AINT LOOKING GOODI JUST WANTED TO COMPLETE MY BRAWL MISSIONS
>>546231303i dont like this revert, shes way better now but i liked her as a oneshot nuker bomba character not this boring ass sustained fighter version >>5462313963/1 rn so maybe
>>546231718fake gwen main *spits on you*
>>546231784how am i a fake gwen main when i never even said i am a gwen main in the first placewhat is this logic *shits on your forehead and rubs it into your eyes so you get pinkeye*
>>546202453>New champion can get 700-1000 AD and 30% armor pen free; mobility and pull, engage and lifesteal stacking with conquerer?>Has a free auto revive that stacks with GA?>Ship it..... and make sure he literally looks like a giant jumping shark ingame!well; guess that's it for me, looks like I'm pretty much done with league.
>>546231913don't type your fetishes here steelyou're disgusting
>>546226659you will not steal this one from me.you will wear out your device.and you will be happy.
>>546232085yeah so true like u dont reply to my posts every day with your retarded ntr fetish about people "cheating on their mains [pixels on a screen]"KILL YOURSELF NIGGA!
>>546231308The best way to end the story is for aurelion sol to destroy the galaxy Runeterra is in. League literally will die...Then comes League of Legends 2 announcement
>>546231595i don't think i can keep going....the game is too alive .......
>>546232262cuckoldry is the thinking mans fetish thougheverbeit
>>546232262>>546232451haha wtf?
>play Renata>do 8k damage>enemy Taliyah mid only did 5kMIDGAPE
>the guy who beats his dick to his "unfaithful mains" obsession is now pretending to be offended by ntrreally?
>>546232451at first I was going to scream and shout but then I realized that you are right. For the wrong reasons, but, still.
>>546233148>thinkingyou might be a cuck yourself
>archive digging posts are backSIGH
cuckGAWDS won
Leona is not played by anyone into NTR.Leona is a MANLY champion.
>>546233493isn't she the girly one and diana is the butch?
>>546233558they are both studs
>>546233558I meant gameplay wise.And also, both are kind of girly, it's a rare double princess pair...
>>546233184Nah it's not my thing at all. But consider:Ezreal is just sitting there in his little cuck chair watching Lux get pulverized by Sylas. He wants to do something about it, but can't, so he's forced to think about it. He paid Sylas to do that to Lux, after all, and he's getting pleasure from watching Lux make the wildest ahegao faces - faces she would never make even if Ezreal, himself, decided to force the issue. The entire fetish revolves around the watcher's emotions and thoughts because there is zero physicality to it.
>>546233686no way you just said youre not a cuck and then typed this shit man
>>546233713every day, each of us stray further away from god. I definitely lost some fragments of sanity typing that redddit fantasy, but it had to be done.
It's another>enemy ADC gets all the peeling in the world while my support doesn't even buy oracle and my team is entirely scatteredThank you!
we finally won
>men trying to convince others cucking is ok
dead cuck game
PLEASE go to church this sunday, lolg
>>546233621I don't see how any of them are girly, except them being attractive. Kit wise or lore wise.
>>546233404weirdass psyop going on
>>546233928cucking is not okay and should be made illegal the same day hoeflation gets regulated and heavily taxed
>>546234342cucks and cuckers have to unironically kill themselves and get chased out of the gene pool
>>546232271>walk away and vacuum clean the house>come back>see this
>>546234281raquan blacked steel and pony?
>>546234116yeah okayi can still be bad until then ask for forgiveness and do it all again next week
hate swain
>>546234808and dont forget to blame the guy next to you for all your miseries and mistakes
>>546234698well that'll happen naturally since they're letting other guys fuck their womanthey can't spread their genes but they can raise their gf's children
>>546234873sounds good to mei get a guilt-free conscious every weekthanks christfag
>>546235037I guess I should have said 'blame the jungler' instead.
>>546225991Because they're retarded and short-sighted.Jungle has the highest autofill rate and the largest stomps from on-role vs. autofill, as admitted by Riot themselves. This has been a problem for Riot for many, many years now, as they've constantly attempted various things to make the jungle more accessible.So, how do you resolve this? Put more champions into the jungle. That way, even when you get autofilled, the chance you can play a champion in the jungle is higher. And this serves the new Fearless format in pro play as well.Except this is, as I mentioned, retarded and short-sighted. First off, the main way they buff champions for jungle is by giving them some kind of absolutely ridiculous bonus to monsters (like Diana's ludicrous 300% or Brand's 260%). This has the unintended side-effect that, ironically, now laner versions of these champions can dip into the jungle to quickly steal/pressure the enemy jungle for their camps and waste no time at all. This is usually much more pronounced in the top lane; when your laner loses hard, the top laner begins to push into your jungle along with the enemy jungle, depriving you of resources (because you can't win the 2v2 with your laner behind) - even though you've done absolutely nothing wrong yourself. Imagine now how, say, a jungle-buffed Aatrox will be able to clear your top side before you can get there because your laner lost and he doesn't even lose a wave while he does it.What they don't realize is that back in the day, we only had Dragon and Baron as objectives. That's it. But Phreak fucking *hates* ganking, so he decided to add in a bunch of objectives to keep junglers busy and out of lane. Now, we have Dragon, Grubs, Herald, Atakhan, and Baron. Grubs even used to be two camps! All of which are important - which significantly widens the gap between an experienced jungler and an autofill. Couple that with the other issues jungle has (I won't even get into them), it's no wonder why it's autofill hell
if jungle is so op or busted then why don't more people play it? we only have a handful of jg mains here
>>546235321boring
>>546235321Because they've added so many important objectives to the game that the jungler is solely responsible for, that it's now completely newbie-unfriendly, since you'll get omega-gapped and solo-lose your team the game based on objective control alone.
>>546235321because the fun part of this game is laning
>>546235504sounds like it's even more important to learn how to play it thenstop leaving it to fate whether or not you get a jg who afk farms and paths away from objectives when they're up
>>546231119results???
>>546235618okay so are you playing jungle or does your advice only apply to other people
>>546235618>sounds like it's even more important to learn how to play it thenYes, that's right. If you want to influence your games then you learn jungle. But that is going to be a miserable experience thanks to a clueless balance team.
>>546235696i was beasting 4/1 then died to jax in a teamfight and he got my shutdown and then the game was gg
>>546235872Briar Won
>>546235504lemme show you something right quick because you're not wrong and this picture says it all>>546235872you're too nice for your own good. trust me on this
Asked my autofill jungler who got zero dragons "When does Shen get to do damage to teemo in lane?"For clarity the correct answer is under tower or during a gank otherwise you don't get to trade with him you just farmHe says "When his Q is on cooldown you space him. Also you can block his Q it's an on-hit ability"lmfao he's even more retarded than actual jungle mains. Maybe he was just pretending to fit the role of a PvE retard. Surely that was it.
>>546236068>you're too nice for your own good. trust me on thiswym but thx
>>546236068is this aram?
>>546236412no that mode doesnt have a jungloid so people actually play it
>>546234702can a white boy get a game......
>>546236412summoner's rift all draft all middle. have you played league recently?
>>546235960yeah, she does that...
>>546236494ah i seebut why didn't you guys ward before you barrelled down mid