>Nightreign DLC officially coming december 4thhttps://youtu.be/z5ASspHK398 [Open]>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and trickshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>546208339
First for the TroonQ is mostly carried retards.
Um ..h h h h hi....
Are days the same length every run? If i set a timer will that help routing ?
blacked tranny general
y'all shitposters will flood threads with hundreds of erp and /pol/ posts but won't make one new thread a day???
FUCK churches, we're playing at depth 5 you don't need them you won't use them stop wasting time pathing to a church on the outskirts of the map you fucking redditors
>IS THAT ARTORIAS AND LE HEKKEN DOGGO? OMG ANOTHER TRANNY TO SELF INSERT DROPPED TOO?>SQUEEEEE SQUEEEEEE KINO SQUEEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEE OINK
>>546272890They are, the variance between runs happens at the end of day bosses
Stop bullying Zorban! D4 randoms right now are hell on earth, try it for yourself.
>>546272890Yes. 3.5m for the first circle to start moving and another 3.5m for it to fully close. So 7 minutes per circle. Just try not to commit to stuff on the outer perimeter of the map if the circle is about to start moving
>>546272890>Are days the same lengthyeah 24 hours
>>546273000checked
>>546273152>>546273153Do not post provocative images of yourselves. Thank you.
>>546273152Very few people carried themselves through D4. I'm notiiiiicing.
>>546272890>Are days the same length every run?Yes
>>546273000Maybe you were dealing with rando routing where they fuck everything up for churches but one flask usually = 1 free hit if you have negation. They're worth visits (again if it's not retarded ass skip everything for 1 church and then do it again for another church rando routing)
>>546273260I was hardstuck D4 until I looked at myself and realised I was the problem.Anyone stuck in D4 complaining about randoms is the same as a fat person complaining about genetics being the reason they can't lose weight.
>>546256213>>546256098>>546256067>>546256638
>>546273153>>546273152Wow talk about being built from the ground up for BBC!
>>546273452Idk bro the randos on zorbs streams are pretty dogshit
>>546273463Me asking Yys out (she said yes because I'm a 6'5'' african gentleman)
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightsycjsgemmy>B tiercardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyergremlinmonicayyslero sisterzullie>C tiermiquella goonettemellownora kisaragishiftyduckcc>D tierrellana roleplayermadisonbrynhildrgemmy clone
>>546263738I just tested thisIf you have atleast 2 sources of reduced FP consumption, the feathers will cost 1 FP per tick and consume 3 stamina.So if you have the Gladius relic on for the +1 stamina on-hit effect, and atleast a purple weapon with a FP on-hit effect then you can keep the spell up permanently as long as you hit something
>>546273681Zorban is equally dogshit. He spent an entire holster fight complaining about his executioner teammate, while being a 3bar floorhugger himself.
15 fucking dollars for only 2 more classes and bosses and alot of reused assets.
>>546273728I love BBK and BWK!
>>546273706
>>546273970>alotbrown
>>546273970worth
>>546273000i stopped pinging churches and just go by myself not like i need help pressing the button
Wilds wonNightreign lost
>>546273967He's bad but he's not that bad
>>546273970>15 dollars for more content for this game you enjoy? no you cant do thatyou would have spent it on gacha anyway
I just did my first game in ages and I fucking sucked, thanks for carrying me /erg/ bros
Should we make a discord? I'm new here
>>546273970This shit should be free since it's reusedslop and f2p tier trash. It doesn't deserve the title dlc.
>>546274371Hi
>>546274246i would not trust him as the last guy alive
>>546273967He's really not. That game his melee teammates were doing zpds, especially the Executor who basically never held aggro once. He was the only one doing damage and he had a close range spell which got him killed a lot. His issue is that he keeps playing melee characters, when he should really be playing dps characters.
>>546272973No because I hate you retards and hope the thread dies forever. >>546273152Yes and? You guys have acted like actually TroonQ is super hard and totally equal to randoQ>>546273452Nonsense. D4 players do the most insanely retarded stuff. D3 players try to cast magic as Ironeye anon. Sometimes those niggers get carried into D4.
this game could have been a f2p gacha and it would top the charts
Will zdrada cheat on devil knight with BBC just like yys did to mush?
Revnant loves African men. Wylder is for Duchess since whites are incestuous by nature.
>>546274662>>546274665two devices
>>546274450It was Wylder/Ironeye/Duchess against Adel
>>546274303>for this game you enjoy
can you go one single post without thinking about gentlemen of a darker complexion
>>546272890>>546273153early day is longer. It's 4.5->3->3.5->3 minutes. Thosr 3 min periods are when the circles are closing
>>546274662I doubt it. I've been with Devil Knight, he left me a quivering mess. Zdrada will be too satisfied to even queue as much.
>>546274757>>546274982even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
>enter dead general with 2-3 regulars talking>report off-topic post for fun>everything gets wiped>enter erg>80% of the thread is worthless shitposting garbage>report them>nothing gets deleted>get warned for "spam"noticing
>Animus still does its lasers despite us killing its host
>>546274892this may be a surprise for you but people usually enjoy the games they playshocking right?
>>546273970That may be your monthly salary in Jeetland but here in the civilized part of the world, a couple of toilet breaks at work already adds up to $15
I do feel like a ghost, too in pain to care about anyone
>>546275142Tranny image. Disgusting non canon ship. Wylder shouldn't touch bbc whores.
>>546273463>>546274005>>546275142A Wyld man claiming his wife and her giving him a crown of love
>>546246891most white people don’t have blue eyes retard welcome to reality don’t project your mutthood onto others
>>546275363
>>546275352And he in turn giving her his trusty Greatsword
>>546272973Why would they do that? Use your head a little
>>546275454Cute!
gg libra, shame it wasn't ed
my cummies in dancer tummies
>>546273249There's nothing provocative about those
>>546275648i was wondering why the queue started smelling like curry and shit
>>546275648HOLY SHIT EXTREMIST IS BACK????????????!????
>>546275648nightmare lobby but unironically
>>546275726You have to understand that men are rapists constantly holding back their rapist feelings. Existing near them is enough to activate them.
>>546275813Uh oh...
>0dpsistIf you laugh you go to hell.jpeg
>>546275032Chat is this true?
>>546273985>Big British Kawk and Big White Kawk Good girl.
>>546275648HOLY SHIT EXTREMIST IS BLACK????????????!????
>>546273601>>546269932>>546251115>>546271713>>546273728>>546274662>>546274665>>546275053keep your beastiality to yourself terrjeet no one cares
>>546276272I don't think so but Im not gonna bother checking
>hope the hero_attacker is a cool godrick soldier or something to that effect>it's yet another anime faggot in flowing robes>hope the hero_buffer will be a perfumer or something like that>it's yet another anime faggot in flowing robesehh, weak designs
>>546275648Extremist cooking in nothing but an apron...
>>546275982actual truth post
>>546275036Shifty...
>>546275982There's no rapists in erg. Everyone here is nice to me
>>546275036Bryn...
>>546275648Welcome back Extreme birdt. Devil K***ht
>>546275036Mellow...
>>546276318stupid newfig ergite
>>546275036terr...
>>546276603Go back to dsg freak
>>546276565Comments on how you leave all the /erg/ ladies satisfied?
>>546275648GG! the dlc announcement means new queuefriends who won't have me blocked... best gift ever
>>546274982>>546275082yeah they just ignore his posts like 80 percent of the time now lol they know he ban evades but they still don’t want to range ban for some reason it’s so weird
>>546275036Pivvvot...
>>546276370neither of the new heroes looks particularly "anime" to me, you might just be a contrarian doomfag
So what was that move the old bastard did after what looked like a wylder last chance dodge to the astel hit? He flew into him and it looked like micolash tentacles sprung out for a frame there.Was that a move? Does that guy parry on dodges or something?
>>546276748I'm excited so I dont know why you think I'm a doomfagI just thought elden ring would've had far better designs than tiny anime fags, but I guess they'll have different skins
gg hotdog
>>546275982I think you’re confusing a certain race of men with all men there xister>>546275036Third person post
>>546276681Fact-checked and data-backed as trve for all Duchess mains.
>>546276703>new
>>546276835gg, forgot to look at the sword dog trying to ulti so we got easy dmg.
>>546276748The undertaker chick is the most anime version of the nun archetype they've ever done, by far. The scholar guy looks a tad over designed in typical trap anime ways but not too bad. The cane and monocle and book are a little tropey but fine. I can imagine him pushing his monocle into place then running his hand thru his hair already.I'd rate them a 4 on the anime scale. Not high.
>>546276703Until they find out what you're like and block you.
>>546277081zdrada does this while devil cuck is sleeping in the other room btw
Why are duchess mains like this?
>>546275363>swarthmutt/ashkenazi thinks xhes white That gave me a good chuckle, thanks anon.
>>546277323bro is drinking waaaaaaaay too many flasks look at that dome
>>546277098Scholars hairstyle is anime af
>>546276835>>546276995gg hotdog daughter-wife and wylder-bro
>>546277419Its the tasteful amount of grey setting off the mgs style exclamation mark in your mind. So much daddy porn is going to be commissioned with him and raider. And the nun chick is going to be stepping on so many 3bar balls.
>>546277592>So much daddy porn is going to be commissioned with him and raider.He's also right in that design space to be a pervy creep to all the women as a perfect self insert.
>>546275036cc...
i can't imagine what someone's life is like to make them say all that stuff about fat balding indian men from bangladesh
>>546277592>RaiderNo one fucking cooms nor cares about that trash bara slop.
Do you think there'll be a new gamemode? Playing non-depths with new characters is going to feel weird after doing D5 for this long
>>546277874you got hit by his tail which makes sense so thats just skill issue
>>546277323i hope 'pa will make his grand return some day
>>546277914Such a boring character to draw from the get go. What the fuck was Fromsoft thinking of publishing such a boring design?
>>546277874>jeet has to put settings on ultra-low poorfag qualitykek
did people collectively come to agree that duchess is the best character or are there still people in denial?
>>546278147Yes but recluse instead of duchess.
>>546277914Artist forgot the tassles on the front that pull the look together.
>>546278147It's 'eye, mage duch, wylder.
>>546278223This goes hard if you're a retard that doesn't understand versatility and how Duchess' dodge works.
>>546278147She and Recluse have sex appeal. Revtroons cope by posting bbc of either since their main looks like a little boy.
>>546278147She's the best of the second string after wylder, ironeye, recluse. She's the one that can slot into the real trio in any config without the team slacking.
>>546277592No it's the perfectly assymetrical swirly bang. I don't look at daddy porn.
>>546276370The designs are objectively weak yeah just really bland and boring>>546277869Probably the same kind of person who makes these posts about said Indian men >>546274662
>>546278386If you need her dodge to survive, you got carried to D5. Recluse does the most damage and can survive just as well in the hands of a skilled (non-trish) player.
>>546278223Duchess has some melee utility and dex and restage. She's just better. Recluse is still good but you have to realize you're no longer top tier. Wylder and Raider mains already went through this.
>>546278454Oh yeah that is anime as fuck, very typical even in 80s anime for the egghead guy.
>>546277947I'm gonna play expecting restage to invuln and get fuckedThen again nothing really one shots you in non-depths so maybe that's not a big deal
revenant = loliduchess = heberecluse = hag
>>546277592>redditors will be making more gay Reddit safe horny femdom pornYes, that goes without saying, we know thanks
>>546278147The consensus is that Ironeye is the best character, but the Duchy is number 1 in my heart
>>546278748what about the nun?
>>546278759I'm stoked personally. All this correction needed we keep talking about needs to be taught before it can be paid forward.
>>546277374yeah that’s a very amusing self description of yourself keep it to yourself next time though please
So no sword n board?No new character with a fun movement option like grapple?Guess I'm sticking with wylder
>>546277592Farquadschizo post. Daddyshit is so unappealing.
>>546278831maid (between hebe and hag)
>>546278748revenant - a cupduchess - b cupundertaker - c cuprecluse - d cupage is a red herring. >>546279013what does this schizo nonsense mean?
>>546279013You're probably right but I like daddycock
>Fromslop releases boring safe horny designs>porn quality will likely dip below subhuman AI levels
can you faggotinos queue upino
>>546279195Looking forward to it https://x.com/nakasone_haiji/status/1988450166278701527
>>>546279314before i do, whats your tier and skin color?
>"safe horny"@terr,crack this nigga open.
>>546279387S tier aryanGOD here
>>546277929Most of the raider fanart is him in the onion suit lol
>>546279432shut up
>>546279387SS, brown
>>546278748Revenant = ChildDuchess = MaidenRecluse = Mother
>>546279840Revenant is a child. She's 100 years old.
>>546279883The skelton inside is also of a mant. measured the horizontal longbones in the cutscenese
>>546279840Revenant is a Tranny at best.
boob status?
>>546278994>the sword and board retard is still aroundNot only did two shield and blade characters already exist in the original roster, but you also lost lol
>>546280087
The real question is how imbalanced will the team comps be when everyone is picking the 2 new characters.
>>546279314You and all other erg players will thank me for queueing right fucking now>>54628008734DD
>>546280329>theit is true its not like this is a popular playstyle that is featured on every single souls game boxart ever in the history of ever no its just me. not even gonna read the rest of your post.
>>546280527Do you look like this?
>>546280527that's disappointing
>>546280527Literally me.
>>546277947you're not going to know the new boss patterns + SOTE enemies are cancer, I think the difficulty will be fine even if it's not D5-level
gg adel
>>546273970Not even an hour of wage in my country lmaoooo
>>546280630You can play Wylder like a sword and board character. You can equip Guardian with all sorts of swords and pointed objects. Retard.
>>546280669Yes, I look 1:1 exactly like that
>>546280556it will be fine, undertakers will keep ulting into enemies that take damage together thanks to scholar's ult
>>546280830>SOTE enemies are canceri think the worst in my 0 scadu ng+ were those lion head warriors. one of the hardest non-boss healthbar mobs ever
>>546281035not reading all that its not the same as getting a character completely made for SnS with their own skill and ult and passive
>>546280556Can't be worse than the 3rev meme erg does sometimes.
>>546281243I love PAWGs so much bros
>>546280927gg as usual. so many night cav boss today though.
that was a round of ed bugs, we woncongratulations team
>you can do artorias wylder vs artorias
>>546281187Two sword and shield characters already existed + you lost. Go use Valorheart in DS3 retard.
>>546281392I hope guardian can get a memey heart stolen from the bird bitch squad.
>>546281138I hope death knights are in so everyone can seethe over players getting hit by the health drain grab
>>546281350whoops should stop queueing so sleepy. GG see you later!>>546278584omfg so true... Recluses run /erg/
>>546281640death knights will spend the entire fight on the ground from backstab chains
>>546281763Next time kill the crab before getting your runes
>>546281964Why? Leave the crabs alone
>>546281350Can you stop using magic Revenant please m'lady?
>>546281835truemaybe they could do a death knight duo fight
>>546281964T-The stupid river crab is my nemesis! Ulti every crabSuplex a crabHe wouldn't let me grab the shinies from chest...
I remember being so scared of ED Caligo in the early depths but I don't think there is a single threatening attack Caligo or Pests have any more
just bought nightreign and it feels like good old spelunking
>>546282429I never got to do spelunking bro...
>>546282429no it doesn't but I see what you mean
>>546282613She means that it has similar vibes
>>546282429Is this a euphemism for anal sex or did you really mean cave exploration?
>>546282429I wish the danger of entering a mine was there for more pois.
>>546282664I specifically took out "vibes" but you had to put it back in... So yes, that's what I meant, and it's "he", I'm a man, like every single one of you here.
>>546282560>>546282429erg spelunking day when?
>>546282820Omg! I didn't mean to misgender you, I'm so sorry!
>>546282394Unless you can no damage ED caligo, I do't want to hear it.
>>546283001If you picked Wylder vs Caligo you didn't beat the game
>>546282907Every friday>>546282820Whatever you say girlie
dead q
>>546283129im eating
The only thing I want from the dlc is a way to label my chalices, that is both sad and amazing.
>>546283001No one is nohitting Caligo. A stray ice spear IS gonna hit you and you WILL eventually have no choice but to roll into the ground spikes. That's what ED Augur, Warming Stones, and negation on taking damage are for.
>>546281307>PAWGDuchess has no ass.
>>546283292How is that even possible? All she does is sit back and spam crystal shotgun while shoving Pita bread down her gullet.
>>546283292You sure?
>>546283285The regen on ED Augur relic is trash and if you can't no hit a boss, it's fundamentally a trash design. >>546283292She does, and it's perfectly shapely and tight. Just not some grotesque ghetto ass you want it to be.
>>546283236>tab for all shop and boss relics so they won't be mixed in with rando trash>tab for each nightfarer so you can look at everything you've tagged for said nightfarer>beggar tier - a way to lock passives and reroll on lines you don't want
so I just did my first depths run and got +50 rating, meaning just the first tier would take 20 successful runs? seems like a huge grind
just leave me on the ground bros
>>546284173You usually get 200. The first 2 tiers should be 5 rounds each if you get nice clean clears.
>>546283648The 2HP/s is there to stack with warming stones/holy ground/other passive and help push you either into full HP or above 85% territory. It's fine. And yes you can nohit Caligo I did not mean literally it's impossible, I'm just being realistic about the average fight.
gg way too close for comfort
I beat the game RL1
>>546284428Grats bro
>>546284242>>546284173Let me guess, you jumped straight into erg and died a million times in someone's Depth 5 run?+2 or -2 levels below you only give 50 points
ggs ED Caligo that was a real butt clencher but we made itSorry for dying so many times at the start though, didn't have any full HP negation the whole way through
any d3ers around here
>>546284660i suck bigly
>>546284504Thank you
>>546284976Still good enough to clear and hell I fell over twice as many times as anyone else did throughout the run lmao
>>546285471at least you didnt die to the same move 5 times
>tfw giantdad is now whoring out his boipussy in venezuela for 200 VES>tfw 200 VES equals $1USD
>>546285658this would go hard on /v/
Instead of going past me, Fulghor just turns immediately on top of me, what an asshole, GG
gg horse
>>546285864DOG FUCKER
>>546285640Nah shit just happens, and when that happens to me, I usually hit the shadowplay button and rewatch my deaths to see how I could've avoided it and learn the dodge timing better. Helps a lot
>>546279013>>546279195You hit the nail on the head here that was my first thought too>>546279432Don’t talk about yourself
>>546285854>>546285864bg horse I kept dying over and over wtf, embarrasingshameful display feel free to block me
>>546280527Delicious. Made to be coated by White seed from alabaster poles.>>546281307For Wylder only so back off.>>546281392They look like that and say that. >>546282429That’s just blatantly not true lmao.
>>546285658wut? did he get deported already
>>546285640>>546285471>>546284976>>546284660All dogshit and carried btw
Im guess messmer is gonna be a night 2 boss
>>546286265the wipe on the roof was actually good since the banished knight killed on the way back dropped my only dmg negation
>>546285658>onlyafro is whoring his boipussy in venezualaproof?
>>546285658Trump is based for that.
>>546283648you messed up his brown cope attitude here >>546285658deservedhopefully all of his kind suffer the same fate
>>546286376i hope as many sote bosses as possible but i doubt they would put messmer in. if they do it will just be phase one of course
which rev or duchess ergite is most likely to want to be my gf?
>>546286443all the proof you need senpai
>divine lion summons these your reaction?
>>546284515I played for the first time since release and still had the erg password active, so it might have been depth 5, I didn't really notice much increased difficulty until the actual boss
>>546284393Any no hit I've seen is all solo, where you can just dps and stance bully her, and solo is just easy mode. The longer that fight goes on, the more likely you get chipped by some stray slop, or her blizzard crystal if you don't have an ult ready. The attack where she does the fly over crysal spear spam is so cancer to no hit because it's just a bunch of repeating hitboxes with more range and tracking than it should have if you try to space it.
>>546284428good job nigga>>546285658good post
>>546286303yes just check his twitterhttps://x.com/OnlyAfroGames
>>546286376>messmer>leaving his room
>>546286863open the run in the index and goto the map and look at the bottom left. if its erg its definitely d5. pay attention next time
>>546286265BBK pulling that third strike yun divekick bullshit was lame
>>546286964is he a millionaire youtuber or a has been?
>>546286836I'm hoping these guys have a variant of the castleAlso in general I wish the castle was a bit more involved, would have loved some actual defensive emplacements around like the flamethrower soldiers or ballista And course the top of the castle boss should have been a unique boss relevant to each castle's occupants
>>546286964uh oh
>>546286708thats not his boypussy
>>546287085he's begging for clipping work and the only people who seem interested in hiring him are bottom of the barrel male vtubers
>>546287139Yeah I like how Trolls feels dynamic and interactive. Too bad they give shit tier runes but eh 4 orbs is 4 orbs.Cruci's and Banished is just walk forward, kill knight, walk forward, kill another knight
it's so over, I can't even say we had a good run
>>546287156yes well this is a sfw family friendly blue boardjust look at him in that crossplay. use your imagination
>DLC tourists will save the password they said
>>546287139idk why they cant have more options in general. i have zero hopes the dlc will address that core issue but having any new stuff it all will be good
>>54628696410 years to get a citizenship but he just wanted a free ride, what a retard lmao
top 10 saddest anime moments
>>546287786
>>546287786Damn thats sadI've also seen a few Full HP Negation + Cont Loss ones
>>546287786>>546288057just take it and gamble bro, assuming you have regen via maris or another passive it's active 50% of the time, just time ur attacks and getting hit to the tick
>>546288195Never try giving advice again
>>546288195Fuck no that's too much effort. And I took ED Augur off for gaols, I just using warmings to top off to full HP for the final boss. I collect those shits like Ducchess mains collect shards.
>1bar wipe to normal adel in phase 1welp
>>546288474steamies? for the blocklist
No idea what happened there but I'd rather not talk about it
the guard counter dormant powers are so fucking good on executor
>>546288474AAAHHH LMAOOOOOsorry to hear that though...
>>546286265terrjeet...
idc if you wiped to phase 1 adel queue up now
Did they show any new skins for the existing characters? The ones we have are kind of shit desu
nightlord boss weapons when
>>546289486Be careful what you wish for
>>546286265Already blocked ya terr!
>>546289479this would be a good webm if it wasn't posted by a brown dsgtroon
>>546289479The fire effects look cartoonishly cheap on low jeet settings
>>546289486I'm too tilted sorry. Maybe if a cute rev queues up and fancy spins for me, I'll consider it.
we did it reddit
Some of the relic effects stack for some reason (the game doesn't tell you which either) but every curse works together to fuck you over as much as possible
People are playing in a more relaxed way, even the good players. I think everyone already knows the game and that causes them to become relaxed and get too cocky sometimes, which is leading to an increasing number of losses lately.
>>546290071In my experience running across the map for invader camps works out fine as long as the rest of your routing is good.
>>546290071No the actual reason for losses is because you have retards who think it's a good idea to bring meme builds to the hardest possible difficultyIE: dingle, shiftytroon, zorbjeet, bjarktroon, extremist (just for being a birdjeet)
>>546290071nah man i'm actually just kind of bad
>>546290328Shifty gets a pass for being cute. Same with Lotus and her cheated relics.
>>546290328Wait didn't bjark start ozempic recently?
>>546290328Honestly those issues are related. They're only doing meme builds because they think the game is already too easy with normal builds, then they start memeing and it often goes bad.
>>546290384Shifty is a bald indian man in his 40sLotus too but at least he doesn't use shitty meme builds
>>546290621No. Shifty is a young 30 year old 4'11 girl gamer. Same with Lotus.
>>546290328>meme buildsMy magic rev build is pretty good actually, besides its not like I never use seals,just most of the time...
>>546290695>30>young
there are no cute girls here. I doubt we even have any cute boys either.
reminder to save your murk to roll for new character relics
za then q
DLC will add some form of relic crafting or re-rolls. Trust the plan.
>>546291187My compulsion to gamble for better invader relics is too strong. More murk will come anyway
>>546291506fat
>>546290695nigga 30 year olds have already used up more than half their productive yearsThis is also when genetic abnormalities in your kids become much more likely
>>546291578you cannot physically move me
>30 minute queuecosmetic dlc hype, it's fucking dead
The age of 30 is in demand... Right bros??
>>546291626can confirmmy mother had me at like 21 then my brother at 35 and he came out colorblind and adhd
>>546291187they'll probably get like 80% of what they need from remembrance relics anyway
ggs adelI got too greedy with the comet azurs
>>546286459>>546286964>>546286708Awesome. Hopefully the rest can join him.>>546289752That’s true.>>546290621And yet you keep talking about him sucking penis,
>>546290695lmao coping relic from the Stone Age. smells like the drug addict wrote this>>546291506don’t blogpost tard >>546291626>>546291795i feel bad for the millennial man children and girl bosses pushing 40 who think they still have time. rude awakening inbound.
>>546292537go back to /v/ touristfag
>>546292537Duchess and Wylder are aryancore
>>546292537Recluse
>>546292537executor and ironeye obviously
1/3 que up
ED Caligo is probably the hardest depths bossUnlike ED dogs which has only the 3x dog on one person as a dangerous move, and ED goat which can be consistently beat by killing condemned fast (or less likely cheese), ED Caligo has a million moves but you won't see 80% of them unless you're at a specific angle meaning you don't learn her moves as much. Sudden forward lunge, weird tail spin, weird tail spin 2, minefield except you're not directly under her. Not to mention the hard to judge hitboxes of icebreath, mid range cone icebreath, jumps against the arena wall, ranged claw strike. There's probably some I'm forgetting but if you mess up your distancing once while you have aggro and you're not standing beneath her 24/7, you have a good chance of getting caught out.Crystal exists too and it's inconsistent when she does it so sometimes you're not close enough to ult her out of it and you eat frostbite for days.Without a doubt the worst boss to fight.
>>546292591You sound very brown. Please stay quiet and don't tarnish posts made by white people.
>>546292537see >>546288530
>>546292038We still have time to fuck and cuddle. You’re never too old for that. Just look up stds in nursing homes because all they do is bang.
>>546291561They just need to copy Nioh, but a grindable resource or LOTS of murk/everdark sigils to change a line on a relic, and there you have something else to work with and earn rathern than just gachaslop RNGhell.
>>546292807>grapple hook under her>run away when she breathes down>ult when she uses her ultimate attackIt's that easy
>>546292537Wylder, Ironeye or Duchess. Revenant if you're trans.
>>546292956I look like this and do this
>>546292810>guys i said the n word im so le heckin based please accept me!!trying too hard to fit in it's quite embarrassing
Please no meme answers.But was Miquella an incestuous gay? Why would he use the term consort? Why marry your brother.
this should not be allowed
>>546293383its not sexual, miquella just needs a savage to go along with his kindness
>>546292837This. 30 is still young
>>546293530>3 duchesseshuh? who supplies the wylder?
>>546293383miquella's asshole was about to be demolished until we showed up
>>546293853Most Duchess mains don't even want to be raped
>Practicing solo D1 for Raider>Able to reach day 3 but shitting the bed at bossIMPROVEMENTAll so I can play another STR char in 20 days
>>546293383We still don't know. I think somebody had at a stroke at Fromsoft.
>>546294012Name? For the congratulations list?
>>546292762Ogey
ggs ED goat thanks for the damage negation came in real clutch
So what was the point of the "Deluxe Edition" when buying the DLC separately still gives you the deluxe extras anyway
fucking dawgshit ironeye
>>546294442The Deluxe Edition is the same product as the DLC, they only thing that changed is the name.
is gold tracer good in pve? i only hear about it's use in pvp
>>546294262>Trying to put me on the tier list AGAINI miss being on that listI was even acussed of making it at one pointGood times /dsg/
>>546292807>>>546294563r u asking if bleed is good in ds1 pve
>>546292807Just play wylder, iron eye, duchess or recluse if you’re struggling this much since they make dodging the breath and lunge attacks child play and stand under her, do one or two attacks, evaluate what she’s doing and then move. The fight is only hard of you have to deal with the forward breath, forward and horizontal tail swipes which all don’t exist when you’re under her
>>546292807She's just a more dishonest boss, and that's saying something
>>546292537>>546292810You struck a nerve and blow xher asshole out here>>546293198When you don’t get your Wyldman>>546293383Miquella is straight he has sex with his sister so incestuous but the good kind
if I thought it was ok it was peakif I thought it was alright it's middo you follow
>>546294679>shaking your fire poles togetherterr... emoting...?
>>546289752>redundancy
>>546292807Just play Wylder he completely shuts down Caligo + ED Caligo.2x Hookshot lets you avoid litearlly everything she does, hold ult to interrupt ED ice crystal.Even Zorjeet no hits ED Caligo on Wylder, that's how much of a difference it makes picking Wylder.
>>546295576My point still stands that she's the hardest boss at depths 5
>>546293383The real answer is we don't know but historically royals being gay isn't unheard of, many examples of it thorughout history in every culture.I really don't think its a stretch for Miquella to mind rape Radahn into being his gay slave.
>>546295847Nah, ED Libra/ED Dogs are harder.Heolstor with 2 or more melee is harder too.
>>546296065Everyone here knows the protocol for ED goat/ED dogs. Holster is fine but with only melee it's slow so more time for mistakes.
>>546295168Brown hands have typed this.
gg frozen uncooked 'dogs
>>546297331gg!
>tried to get into nightrein with wilder>found it boring>played one ironeye game>instant hitGuess I'm becoming a shitter
gg heolstor
>>546298304gg, glad I'm not completely washed lol (despite going down at the end)
>>546298194Me
>>546297875it's the twink life for you friend
GG Recluse i can't feel my legs
Why is Manta so bad? How tf does this happen?
>>546298939She's a woman
The queen of erg
>>546299214how do i get in her game
>>546299214>Manta 3 bars every Nightlord>Zorban 3 bars every NightlordCute erg powercouple
>>546299318She's playing randoms
>>546298939>>546299214one of her viewers should convince her to use the erg password
>>546299318go in her chat and tell her you want to lick the sweat off her fat ass
>>546296641 (me) Oops meant for >>546295850
>Someone posts manta's stream here for the first time like a month+ ago>she's jobbing in early depths, griefing her team, solo'ing rises halfway across the map>open manta's stream today>she's jobbing in early depths, griefing her team, solo'ing rises halfway across the mapI don't know. I guess it's a little based?
the fire spells are so dogshit I honestly just magicmaxx on duchess caligo fights lol
>>546300312erm they're called "magma sorceries" m'kay?
fuckin nasty bruh what the hell
>>546300527Shut the fuck up!
when will /ourguy/ gee9 do this but for fromsoft pvp instead
>>546301280gb2dsg
>>546301387tadaima
geegee gigahorsie, almost went hitless there darnitalso marz you running away in dog form from his super combo looked so fucking funny from my pov
gg horse, i dunno why beastsling does nothing to ancient dragonkin soldier, but it was hitting him for less than 200 while hitting everything else for 300+
please gibs new skin with the dlc
>>546302117>GET BACK HERE YOU MUTT
adel rape
>weapon dropped for me>has passive for me>person who dropped it pointed AT ME>other guy grabs it instead
I just hope that the new shifting earth is at least noklateo-sized or whatever that city called. And I'm expecting a shitton of new basic enemies. Still kinda sad that they didn't gave us a new map
>>546302117>>546302209gg, yeah I'm getting tired right about now and feeling a little troll lmaoI meant to heal but he instantly started the giga spin combo so I had to run
>>546302864forgot
>>546302724sludge moment
>>546303083Why does your game look so weird? Is this colour blind mode?
>>546277323Don’t post selfies here >>546302724Didn’t ask
>>546303203Just a little reshadeJunna has this one music video where the colors are kinda muted, high contrast and the red/orange + blue are highlighted. I've been tinkering and trying to make that...
queue took too long so i queued with randoms and i got matched with a godlike wylder that parried the living shit out of everything, including alabaster lords which i didn't even know could be parriedi've never seen an ergite do this
>>546303521checked his profile and this guy has been playing for 18 hours every day for 2 weeks lmao
>>546267840>>546268264>>546268482Pretty much. Even for wishful thinking cope, this is a step too far if you stop to think about it for 10 seconds
>>546272894terr’s presence is not indicative of anything>>546273125they look like that and say that
2b costume for nightreign when?
>>546302724>be isa ironeye>kill ironeye invader>get my own bow>the recluse picks up a red bow with +runes and +ranged damage>doesn't give it to me>she drops it somewhere and doesn't ping iti'm going to mald
>Energized by the DLC announcement>Go into Q>Nothing but parties shitting the bed against EDsFuck. Me.
>>546273463>>546274005>>546275142cute and canon and made browns seethe
>>546304686>be recluse>kill recluse invader >get my own staff>ally gets a red staff with comet on it with full negation>drop my own purple full negation to trade for it>they pick it up and keep ithappened with an ergite I won't say whothis sort of thing happens so often here that I don't even try to trade anymore
I was trying to pass reduvia to the executor stupid ironeye
>>546305148that's why when someone drops something and pings it, then picks it up when I go for it, I just assume they want something I have so I dump my whole ass inventory. It rarely ever happens but i'd rather them just have what they want since I probably overlooked the item and it's better for them.
>>546305430if you're bryn i feel so bad when i try and trade my negation with whoever the third guy is and you come up to see what dropped and then i have to pick it up so you don't take itbreaks my heart every time
>>546305430Sometimes I ping and pick it up because it looks like you're either ignoring it or going elsewhere so I pick it back up to drop it again later.90% of the time they do the 180 U turn the instant I pick it back up.
>>546291562Very cute post more like this :)
>>546305430You're better than half the players hereI saw on Zorban's stream yesterday a teammate dropped him a 14% attack a full hp and instead of dropping a 10% one in return he drops a 9% lightning damage instead. Sure it's 1% less DPS to keep the 9% but the other guy can use the 10%. Some people just don't have this awareness and it really makes me think about how maybe I'm not so retarded after all.
>>546291187I'm doing my best to save, but I have this problem >>546291562 I'm itching to gamble for better relics for Revenant...
Sorry I played like ass during the bugs, I kept whiffing my charged dagger attacks and it was my only form of dmg reduction
>>546306212That's a little bit hairy of an example. Full HP passives stack, even the same numbers (14 stacks with a 14). Depending on what class I was playing, i'd probably do the same in that situation. % damage at full hp is a really strong line.
gg 3bugs
>>546306506It was a wash either way. Nice last second Godslayer drop
>>546306212>>546306547This. That game he was the main damage source, so his teammate was feeding him passives for that. People do that all the time for me in my games without wanting anything in return. They drop it and leave.
>>546305375I know but he didn't take it so I did>>546306506and I forgot I could've rotted the scorpion whoopsie
>>546306212Reminds me of earlier when someone dropped a the one bolt spear that neither of us could use and had a terrible passive that nobody could use, but it still came across like>Here this is more your size
PointToSky is daddy-hubby. Don't let him get away with it
>>546306212Yeah I'm really going to care about the Executor who's doing less damage than the full tank relics Guardian
gg goat
gg pests
sentiest pest more like actual pest
gg dreglord
>>546306985gg gigagoat, finally found some damn LLTBT for once
>1/3 on pc for like 40 mins now
>>546306547>>546306772The point is he didn't have the situational awareness of trading 1% of his own damage to give his team 10%. It's one thing to say "I'm the damage I deserve it 1% more" but he didn't even consider the possibility of it. It's some sort of IQ barrier where these concepts are difficult for them to understand.
>>546307326Please let me kiss and worship your feet mommy please
niggas really be expecting you to read their minds so you know what items they want
>>546307532Stop calling her mommy
>>546307439I give him a pass while he's streaming because he reads chat the entire time while also talking the whole time out loud. No one performs optimally while streaming, their attention is split in multiple ways.
>>546307661No
>>546307708Fuck you stop
>>546307547Brother if you pick 25% poise over a fire damage 12% + affinity damage 8% red weapon when you have a fire revenant on your team then you have some form of mental retardation.
>>546307439kek. Fucking Zorban! That's a classic right there.
2/6 fc
>>546308248How is there already 2? Smells like a discord
Gonna queue in a bit
Normalize smaller boobs
I'm queueing and hoping for ED goat, I want a fucking rematch
>>546308912It's not Recluse's fault the extra FP goes to her dark moons
Kinda glad someone q skipped libra, I’m pretty tired of fighting the goat nonstop
Do we have another view of Undertaker's face? She seems to be conveniently covering most of it with her hand in the promotional pic.
>STR/FTH hammer-wielding CHADladin class>it's waifuslop
amazing chest ahead
>>546309653Be happy you got INTsissy, fujotroon.
>>546309760If INT dude gets a Big Hat Logan skin I'll never use any other mage, even if Duchess still ends up being objectively better.
>>546309653Are you gay or something? Fuck is wrong with you?
Can you tards act>>546309653Deserved.
>>546292807100% agree. She's the only boss that actually scares me nowadays, mostly because it's pretty fucking hard to solo her in my opinion.
>>546309054Recluse has the same boob size as tarnished women but she's taller and has photomodel posture
So we all agree Scholar's ability will be to scale any spell with ARC correct?Start stacking those ARC after Ruins relics fellas.
>>546311145no i don't agree with that
>>546311182Then how can be a confirmed ARCmaxxer when every spell tool is INT or FAI? Suggest a better answer. I think mine is quite likely.
GG on doggos. Was worried they were going to be ED and ruin our run. So many gaols JFC....Also got this nifty relic after.
how does the duchess with a purple LLTBT 3 bar... I was constantly running from 3+ condemned and libra as recluse with no LLTBT and I go down once and we lose
ggs ED goat that was some of the worst drops I've had in a whileWe'll get em next time
>we reach chinese cheater tier damage>it's cold dogsboring...i haven't seen hotdogs in a while i want them back
OHHHH DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA GET YOUR COCKS READY
>>546311145what about him makes you think he is arcane based, scholars in the ER lore are always pure magic nerds, not edgy arcane chuuni's
I hate babysitting the two dogs while the others kill the third dogI swear to god, the bird ladies in the DLC better not just end up as "one guy avoids trying to get gangbanged while the other two spitroast one bird"
>>546311494Curiously despite having LLTBT enemies will still use attacks they will manage to hit you while targeting someone else..t someone who got shot by a cannon because a dickwad wylder kept running behind me.
nt ed libra. My win streak is jover
>>546311615It's from the official playstation blog. They specifically call out ARC as his main stat.
>>546311615the literal description in the official website that reads "boasts impressive arcane" while undertaker has "boasts impressive strength and faith"
>>546311145now we ask the 1,000,000 murk question of whether it's easier for minwage fromjeets to code that mechanic or to port in new spells that already scale with ARC
>>546311494There was always several after me too, I was getting shot by invisible arrows while trying to res
>>546311573On one hand it was a letdown.On the other, hot dogs would have likely ruined us because the fight is still ass even after getting better at it....
why u dodging tho
>>546311615>>546311683>>546311725
>>546311494>>546311630lltbt is a bait unless all 3 have it, it just breaks the bosses' AI and makes them harder to readLibra himself can point to someone and then teleport to a completely different person in this scenario
>>546311895I dodged adel cuz he's boring af but I didn't dodge the mystery nigga
>>546311951>complain about this very issue prior>get shit on by anons saying I'm a complainer and that that's not how it works
>>546311974getting real tired and bored of normal bosses in d5. d5 should be guaranteed ED.
>>546311974>I dodged adelbut my free points...
>"people" dodge fulghod because of nameless kingcan't wait to never fight artorias
>>546311573>copying Bryn's schtick of dropping all your shards and spam pinging thencringe and blocked
>>546312619I do that too and I never play with you troonoid faggots
Friendly reminder I won't complain like a bitch if we lose like other anons here
>>546312619post your weight and miletime
>>546311951>can point to someone and then teleport to a completely different personthat's a feature doe
1/3...
>>546311951>>546312054less likely isn't bait if someone is missing it. the less people who have to worry about condemned raping them the better.
>>546311805naaaah we woulda been fine don't worry about it, our damage was great and im good at dodging himi beat him at d5 one time using blue shart crystal with two wylders, i never went down once>>546312619hey alright
>>546312720what do you mean miletime
>>546312769This happened to me before except he literally teleported due to the fuckass netcode. I really need to turn on shadowplay or something the shit I see is ridiculous
gg horse. i lol'd at that target switch
>>546312948its the thing where you get off your computer and move your legs until the elapsed distance totals one mile
What the fuck was that 180 lunge fulghor didThe AI is learning
Calling it now so I can be smug and repost the archive laterAbbess lore:She wears a symbol on her neck that resembles one part of the Messmer sigil. She has the little ring symbol. This and the way her ult resembles the Greatsword of Damnation while being purple colored suggest to ME that maybe she's an Abbess of the GEQ and that their specific splinter group is an older pagan hornsent religion that existed during the rise of Marika. Her lore will be that she was supposed to help with Heolstor but now she's finally released along with the things the Dreglord has brought back.
>>546313184>The AI is learningNah those retards sometimes target rev's summons with the red dot attacks kek
>>546313230She will be a descendants of the Rauh civilization
I still find it funny moon spam just ignore 99% of base fulghors second phase since your chilling in the air for so long
My claim even ties into how her robes resemble Godskin Noble and are even made of leather. She actually reminds of them. >>546313349I'd say it's more likely that the snake and fire cult is one of the oldest of all. So we're splitting hairs.
now write lore fanfic about the scholar he's gonna be my new main
Anybody wanna do ed dog? I need the relic for some shenanigans i promise we will win.
>>546313543how big do you want his dick and balls?
>>546313678I fuckin hate it here
>>546313543There's nothing to go on. He's like Carian/Liurnian. Being ARCpilled makes me think maybe he'll turn out to be a perfect Albinauric or a secret Quicksilver Larval Tear type guy because in lore the Casterpilled ARC shit is Albinauric.
>>546313564Do a solo run bitch ass nigga
>>546313838Im not playing the coop game solo retard. Guess ill play with randoms… :(
>>546313543Heolstors el hermano
>>546313564base game run? on erg? is this for your alt or something?
>>546313893I was going to queue up
>>546313952Yes i forgot to cloud save oops.>>546314040I got dcd but im re queing right now if you wanna go still
>>546272572>release december 4th>everdark 8bitch december 11th>everdark mutant demonthing december 18th>everdark heolster on chrimbo>duskbluds on new years day (new year new fromslop)im thinkin kino kino oo ee ooim thinkin kino kino oo ee oo
>>546313543secretly the bloodborne rep
>>546314245I'm queueing ED Dogs on erg
>>546314363whoareyou.ogg
Guess im blocked somehow lmao whatever i keep getting dcd when i que with you guys faggy password idk fuck it
2/3 Everdark DogsGET in here NOW for some base game kino!!!!
>>546313543what books does he hide girls used socks in?YJK he's a gimp for socks like dobby
>>546314517I don't have anyone blocked. we didn't even get to 3/3 so I don't see how you can get dc?
>>546314524Got cucked asking for help now the ed dogs is going without me wow thanks erg!
>>546314517Literally who
>>546314479I'm >>546314524notice the epic miku reference
>>546314747>>546314517If you get mass blocked here you probably deserve it. Either a cheater or a sperg like trish
>>546314682Nvm im 2/3 please join lol
>>546314830Thats not me I would never post such an ugly image
can i play with you guys on a pirated copy with seamless?
2/3 for ed dog please help lol
>>546315127is this trish?
>>546315238No i only lurk usually only played with the password a couple of times
>>546315069pukeyui is anti-piracy and deliberately doesn't include support for pirated copiesno pressure but i'll play if you cave in and give six gorillion dollars to gabe and namco
>>546315306and you think you are mass blocked despite never playing on erg. got it.
>>546315306>>546314517You seem like a gigantic sperg, similar to trish. I'm not playing with you.
Still 2/3 ED DogsRetvrn to basegame kino NOW!!!
>>546315526>>546315541That wasnt me man you guys are weird
>>546315646>BA posterI was gonna boot up to help but ew
>>546315665They sound like they have tiny balls!
>>546315646i wish i can help you out anon but im stuck in the cagie... gl with your run!
>>546315127>>546315646stop lying
>>546315541I'm guessing its erotony or duowaifuhurry up and queue so we can crack the mystery
>>546315906?Please join
>>546316051I'm 1/3 ed dogs erg pass
>>546316124You have to unblock DanteV
>>546316172must beliterally my only block
queue hotdogs
See you guys are fuckin weird i dont know whats going on here but i thought since this was just coop youd be cool like monster hunter but i guess not. :(
>>546316287I cleared my blocklist and never bothered adding him back so it really might beluckily there is no consequences for leaving a base game run if it is him
>>546316365kys annoying nigger no one wants to play with you
fucking augur spawned a wave right on top of my head, fucking hate this boss
>>546316543Stupid hateful racist
Why didn't you use your ult when we were right on top of one another....
watch out, pinionfolk
2/3 ED hot dogs
Losing to Augur? Names? For the anti-alien tinfoil hat order list?>>546316568There's a tell for it, pay attention instead of braindead charging storm ruler 24/7
>>546316781i will queue let me open the gamei am doing it to help, i will not have fun
someone know what ED's are next?
Cool thread retards have fun jerking off with each other or whatever weird shit you do here instead of playing the game. The que is literally dead and useless you fucking retards killed it and i hope you are proud of yourselves you reprobates. Anyways suck my cock thanks for wasting half an hour of my time and i hope you all kill yourselves soon you fucking nigger trannies. Except that one guy that stayed 2/3 for me you are pretty cool.
>>546316854lets just babysit this guy and get it over with
>>546316932damn bro you wrote this on your phone?
>>546316914I hope augur so i can wait another hour here while everyone calls me slurs.
Uh oh trish melty
>>546316835there's nothing you can do if it does it after moving close to you, the hitbox is too big and you can't surge sprint out of the way
>>546316932Oh hey I'm in 2/3 nowget fucked DanteV
Im the original guy asking for help and im still 2/3 im not talking shit please help me
>>546317149>there's nothing you can doskill issue
>>546317286>>546316974it's 1/3 for me and i don't have anyone but dantev and alex blockedso
maybe I should block DanteV and requeue and see if its actually him lmao
>STR/FTH>wields hammersHoping for a Dragon Priestess or Marika skins for the nun.
>>546317367I already left the que you stupid retards.
>>546317367KEKKKKKKoh well, I was actually looking forward to a funny newfie game. rip
at this rate 3 random anons are gonna end up bamboozled into a basegame game
>>546317539Nah I left
>>546317414Nun bitch is so boring. Dragonfu would have been a better reveal.
>>546317798k
man im glad i didnt queue into that game
>>546317798why is it so small?
>>546316365uncropped no adblock iphone screenshot is so funny. you dont seem very smart
>>546317798I’m sucking it
>>546317798Average /k/omando post.
>>546317936I got 2/3 and thought it was gonna be a comfy babysitting run but then he started sperging out like crazy when he didn't instantly get a match. I don't think any run is actually happening now, I left like 5 minutes ago.
>>546317946Uhhh idk whats yours look like?
Can you guys unblock VenomousNemesis, DuoWaifu, Erotony, DanteV, Alex, Terr, Trishh, Dingle, Zorban, and Bjark please?
>>546318360Terr is the only person I don't have blocked there kek
>>546318436kek
>>546318360Terr is the only person I have blocked there jej
Lotus can you uncheat your relics please? I have no other problems with you but your Dragon Cult set looks supiciously CE
>>546317128>>546316605You’re such a Bwc slut it’s crazy >>546311615Any evidence?
>>546318360you forgot zane and Hit
>>546318651i simultaneously don't mind playing with lotus but at the same time it makes the game sorta unfun knowing everything is going to die in one hit
>>546318775I unblocked zane... I can't bring myself to block someone just because they're a massive shitter
DevilKnight can you uncheat your relics please? I have no other problems with you but your 0 wasted relic lines with no bad debuffs set looks supiciously CE
>>546318946I didn't notice anything sussy when I played him. Can you post them?
>>546313167Good joke.>>546313349Wtf is that>>546313543He’ll be the Aryan character who will beat up the brown ones
>>546318360I agree wholeheartedly. VenomousGOD wasn't that bad, me and zorbie won runs with him!Am queued for deep of nyaight, I feel like playing Revenant
>>546318825The woes of going all out on dps is that it does make it kinda unfun when you delete things.On the other hand, fights dragging on is also unfun, so striking a balance is really hard.
>>546319086if lotus says theyre not cheated i'll just believe xer. and if someone wants to delete things with uncheated 6x crystallian/cult lines thats fine. but they seem really sus, its like 6x dragon cult + lightning attack+4
>>546318775Hit was cool too until he went full cheat retard. Bjark cheated too and then when he "reformed" himself he went full clown with griefbow guardian to curry favor with other users by being so random xD
>>546317591I wonder what her abilities are about.The only other hybrid we have is Duchess and she has the best dodge in the game and a skill that greatly boosts her damage to compensate for her hybrid scaling.Nun will need something good to compete with that.
>>546319391Bjark is basically diet zorban with all the meme builds he does. But he doesnt go as far as cocktail recluse and I dont think he's as bad (im not really sure because hes rarely within 50 feet of any boss). cheating is gay but apparently he uncheated his slop so whatever
meelepigs complaining about DPS Goddesses doing their job baka
>>546319307Him*And believe what you want to believe. Dragon cult isn't that uncommon on relics, though some are more rare/common than others. If I had 5 cents for every dragon communion relic effect, and 1 dollar for every communion school that was paired with incantation +2, I would have about $600+. Good relics aren't that hard to get, it's just rng.However if you see people with incantation/sorcery+2 and element/affinity+4/2 on a single relic, then they are cheating because those effects cannot appear on a relic organically due to being from the same effect pool.
>>546319583>diet zorban kek
>>546319509She should get the same health as wylder
>>546319721It's not just 6x Cult. As I said its 6x cult and they all have lightning+2/+4 on them. "Perfect" stuff like that is obviously editted.
>>546319391>>546318775WHAT? Hit is a cheater? Where is the proof? I've played many games with him over the past few months and haven't noticed anything wrong.
>>546319721It's sus because dragon cult is by far the best incantation school to stack.Surely people here have rolled giants flame w/ incantation+2 relics and running one of those is worth it over a regular affinity up, but you don't see those or other similar relics even though they're the same chance.
>>546318825he had a really fucking nice lightning spear setup for augur... but it was ED KEK
>>546319583game's boring as shit after 1,000 hours so i gotta do something to make it somewhat fun. i recently made/tried fist guardian and boy howdy let me tell you, that was atrociously dog shit. i did full phys damage rev a bit ago and that was also dog shit.guardian RoA GB is also dog shit. i've never really used the R1 with a great bow unless it knocks down an annoying enemy, but outside of RoA it's awful on him. Wylder uses RoA gb significantly better just by being able to position yourself with hookshot and his ult just generally being better.I also tried ISA Ironeye and it's honestly better than normal ironeye in terms of raw damage, even with shitty passives you get around 300~350 damage per arrow with up to 500ish with good passives and bows. Dagger only duchess wastes her casting potential but it's at least fun. I haven't tried anything goofy on her, but i've been considering doing a phys+ fist build on her too. in fact I might do that in a bit.
>>546319920While I have 6x cult effects I don't have lightning +4 on all of them. Got incan+2 on two of them though. For a good while I was rolling with like 3-4 cult effects until I got better relics. You get a lot of rolls when you're constantly on the depths roller-coaster, win or lose....>>546320164>it's sus because it's the bestAnd yet my 2 gravity schools recluse with hand me down relics still out damages my revenant the instant she gets her hands on gravity well or collapsing star....I do have a few giants flame relic effects however, and I even have a fundamentalist one with holy+4 on it.
>>546319871Yeah, specially since she specializes on slower STR weapons.I just hope her unique hammer moveset isn't trash, since the base one is pretty good, the charged R2s being the most important move.
>>546320576Post total expedition count on your stats menu please so I can believe you
>>546320418Try griefbow Duchess with str reallocation relic and restage invulnerability and as many ult charge on kill as you can. I cooked up the idea ages ago but don't have the balls or the relics to try it.
>>546320418Try caster wylder
Who is Trish
>>546321067The blocked.
>>546320101This is him, he changed his ingame name but I don't think this retard knows we can just check previous runs to see the name change
>>546321067some jeet with mental problems
>>546320418>game's boring as shit after 1,000 hoursThen fuck off and play something else you dopamine fried fatfuck drugge
>>546321067underage brown mexican deportee, has ADHD and throws a melty basically every day. highly unlikeable and obnoxious
>>546320576Ok!
who are the most altruistic anons you've played with? the kind that will pass up on good negations or damage for you?also, who's the type to immediately understand what you're trying to communicate ingame, for things like a trade or similar?
>>546320418>1000 hours
>>546321607
>>546321607he doesnt have a fucking job he eats seven eleven hot dogs and smokes weed all day
>>546321526I'm the most generous altruistic cute teammate ever..... everyone loves me and wants me on their team
>>546321067She’s a cutie with a temper, but she feels bad when she lashes out so she’s easy to make up with. Once you make up with her she will be a good friend. She’s good at the game too.
>>546321526practice, ninebox, cc and tide all give me stuff
>>546321703i like seven eleven hot dogit give me worm make me strong
>>546321828Don't talk about a 16 year old boy like that thanks
>>546321779Nobody likes you Trish
>>546321984Trish is an adult
>>546321607my steam profile says 1000 but it's a bit hyperbolic in terms of actual gameplay. a lot of idling waiting for erg queues, my adhd ass having the title screen in the background while I do other shit / WFH job stuff.
>>546319710Shut up DPSlut
gg adelgremgrem breaking bones
Lotus needs to post her hours too or I'll just assume she's a cheater
>>546323023>bored and started cheating 400 hours inmaybe play a different game? nightreign just isn't for youwe have rev, duch and recluse mains here with 1000s of hours and yet you're bored already and have to grief to stay entertained I think you're just an attention whore
>>546323391here's your you
>>546323250GGs, the triple poison strat put in some work
>>546323391relax anon, while that incident where he lied about not cheating in his relics was scummy, i think bjark is reformed enough already.he's still autistic (as you can tell) but he was never annoying, at least i find him to be alright.
>>546323881>bjark was never annoying
>>546323881I didn't appreciate him assaulting my psyche with miquellas anatomy constantly
>zorban is stuck in the rando d4 hellI told you fags it's a hell hole down there
>>546323881Don't talk about yourself bjarktroon you fat cheating fuck
>>546317798your mirror looks disgusting S clean it up today
>>546319307If you've been nolifing the game, having a full dragon cult set at this point is statistically pretty likely, the game has been out for literal months, which means months of relic RNG.
feeling some elden ring pvp
>>546323250>>546323574gg i didnt actually mean to play strength rev i just picked the wrong template
>>546324294His problem is that he's doing melee. If you want to get through D4 you have to do all the damage yourself, meaning you have to pick the 3 casters or Ironeye. Melee characters are only there to hold aggro and pick up DPS.
>>546319710I love it when yore upset and cute like that >>546320418>after 1,000 hoursIt was boring way before that you’re just brown and/or autistic
>>546290550actually for me it's the opposite, the meme build is what let me climb to 9999which makes it especially clear to me that this poster does not play the game and is just epic namedrop baiting.t. dingle
>>546302615the fate of all exejeet furries
>>546321703>>546321607>>546321491>>546324204>>546318946truthful posts with poignant points which also struck nails directly on their respective heads
>>546324294The stream is hilarious, he's carrying two perma 3bar 0dps ironeye/wylder players right now. It's kinda crazy how Zorban is the one carrying, rando queue is a bitch.
Damn can't believe D4 GAWDS MrMcMeatMuscle and Jim are 12 barring to fulghor
>>546325301>translation: i am a carried shitter who does 0 dps and let my teammates do the work for me
>>546325694>>546325913D5 randoms are actually unironically good but D4 and below is just filled with complete morons. The difference is absolutely insane.
>>546325694Thats what I've been saying, even the D tiers in our queue are far and away better than randumbs.
>>546326076What's the win/loss ratio to even get into D4? Isn't it like 1.5 wins to losses?
>>546326296Yeah, I'm not 100% sure but I think you get +200 and lose -300 so you need a >60% winrate to climb.
>>546311951He does that regardless of LLTBT. His animation doesn't indicate who he's targeting.
>>546326087>tierlist
zorban's in game with a m*le vtuber right now...
>>546326941absolutely DISGOSSTEENG
gg gigadel
i have returned with knowledgefist / quality duchess actually feels pretty ok.
>>546322498I'm not trish
>>546327160Wait, I heard someone saying Trish is PointToSky. How are they in the same game together?
>>546325404You have such a way with words… can I have your babies…?
>>546327225Extremely retarded post
>>546327225daddy hubby is PointToSky
>>546314363What the hell is this image >>546314830Are you a hot girl
Post your favorite Merchant loot. This one is objectively fucking buckwild for any caster.
>>546324204gay
>>546327721does attack power at full hp apply to incantations and sorceries?
>>546317414Holy sex>>546317950Adblock is gay you actually get some pretty cool ads every now and then
>>546327812It applies to anything. It's the best attack buff in the game.
>>546327721>melee range spellpointless>>546327740don't post your garbage slop here you obese tranny eat a salad
>>546327929>absolutely SHREDS anything on days 1+2>can staggerlock humanoid enemies by spamming charged piercer [it's range it crazy btw]Nah. It's insane even for Rev.
>>546327812It's everything. Magic, incan, ranged, melee -- everything. It's the best line in the game and it stacks with itself no matter the percentage. Having your main weapon and then 4 (weapon + max hp negation being the other 2) +14% attack power at full hp is one of the strongest inventories.
>>546327228post an image of your body and I will decide if you are worthy of carrying my spawn
>>546327721This one was from the super merch
>>546326296You get +200 for winning, -400 for you laugh you loseSo you need to have at minimum 50% winrate to get to D5 (when taking bonus events into account). Assuming you always make it to the nightlord of course. D4 is the first stage where the game actually tests your ability to win on a consistent basis, and the difficulty is drastically ramped up from D3. It's not "difficult" for D2 players to get accidentally carried to D4 which makes it even more cancer to climb out of there. All the randoms who got to D5 probably deserve to be there.
OH MY GOD zorbans rando teammate is streaming
>>546328434*66% sorry I'm dumb
>>546328023>cast slicer twice>die because the enemy poised through it and you're a caster with no healthit might be decent with +2 cast speed but you're better off safely using ranged spells 90% of the time anywaythe entire point of a caster is to sit back and shit out damage while the melees hold he aggro
>>546329038>it might be decent with +2 cast speed but you're better off safely using ranged spells 90% of the time anywayNah, it's really seriously maybe the best thing for slapping trash who come close. >the entire point of a caster is to sit back and shit out damage while the melees hold he aggroYes and Duchess/Recluse hit like trucks with it and even Rev can meme on the Charged Piercer to totally stunluck Banished Knights or all sorts of even stronger enemies. You know those Curseblade guys? The Kung-fu faggots from the DLC? Or Black Knights? Or any of some of the elite tier enemies like that? Piercer pancakes them and takes less time than it takes for them to stand up and attack you to cast at full charge. Slicer is insane it just sucks vs nightlords but by that point you're still getting +16% damage for having it so it stays valuable
unironically depth 3 randoms is better than depth 4 randoms
>>546329428>slicer is good because...it can kill trash mobs fast
1/3 for well over an hour nowqueue you fuckers
>>546329876I am cumming
>>546329838Yes, that's very important for staying fast during Days 1 and 2. It's also good if you have confidence and moveset knowledge and can run up while the boss isn't targeting you and steal crazy DPS damage for low costs and risks.
>>546330003Slicer is so good I've seen people intentionally not dodge and die so they can spam it a few more times and add another 4k damage to the boss and win the round/night. That spell is dumb good.
>>546329038just wait for banished knight to do his storm slam you can get like 4 off. or backstab and then get like 3+ off while he's getting up from the ground and restage it. bosses all have openings especially when you dont have aggro. this is a retarded ass complaint
>>546329876ZDrada just logged on so you have somebody to queue with
>>546330002Not in my mouth?
>>546329428I actually like how it fucking destroys the miners in the mines
>>546330417>there's lots of red miners>mfwOh fuck yeah
>>546330417If you have a quick way to kill them you should kill all of them every time if you are under level 7. Those guys give like 1400 runes for 1 hit if you don't bounce off them. I get a chubby when I see red rock dudes.
Can melee duchess work?If so, how?
Now what? Maybe I queue? Maybe I don't queue? Idk.
>>546330657Lantic's been doing itIt works with relics and skill
>>546330171>>546330003>>546329838>>546329428Slicer is great for Day 1 and 2 for Duchess because of how little it costs and having restage to "trade" at melee range. For Nightlords however, you really do want something ranged because unless you're bullying Faurtis, you'd be doing Wylder amounts of meleecuck damage because of how often they run around.
>>546330657Melee duchess is just vanilla duchess. of course it can work are you retarded?I don't see the point, you have 42 int you just are not using
>>546330657Thats normal duchess, works in d5 really well.Thrusting swords.
>>546330726I'm okay with spamming 7 or 8 slicers when the nightlord isn't looking. I have the most broken dodge in the game for when he turns toward me.
>>546330726This is pure copium. Slicer is good for Nightlords granted they don't have a massive shitbox pushing you out like Gladius
What is the ACTUAL name of the fucking POI where the deluxe merchant spawns?
>>546331256Township
>>546331256Big merch
gg horse, should've just gone for the clutch
>>546331256west bank
1/3 pc...
>>546331512GG, thank god for that wending gracei'm still so bad at the horse
>>546331534no brother. we are two of three.
>When your allies let you down repeatedly in DoNhttps://youtu.be/Yk1WCupiHOI?si=cTcG9Nmt-sIh2MCu>To think I ever trusted you makes me bow my head in shame>Everything has gone to shit and as always you're the only one to blame>Reality trembles at the notion of one so naive>To know I gave you one more chance gives me the creeps
>>546331512>>546331575GG! I like switching it up with Rev because I get to use more meele and stuff... am running incants +6, hoarfrost and bell at start, it's really versatile
>>546331534I'm tired
Got a fresh 5 hours sleep, I shall queue for a while
Nice we're twinsies..
>>546330559Based ‘ko poster>>546330890Lovely image post more :)>>546331534>birdjeet being uselessKino.
>>546332259I'm gonna rape you
What's better?STR respecc duchess to use str and quality weapons? Or just shotgun duchess using shattering crystal?
>>546332589Crystallian duchess is literally one of the best builds in the game.
>>546332589crystal bitch is literally the best build in the game
>>546332850And?
>>546332430Not if I do it to you first
There's really only like 5 people queueing these days huh?
>>546332550probably the most boring bitch fromslop shat out ever
>>546333616Say my name.
>>546333647That would be Anri
honse>>546330252um how do you know this
>>546333798The clap of your asscheeks alerted the thread
>>546333506Please don't post this pos here.
>>546333798>Bryn twerking
>>546314363context hat context shirt
I genuinely believe lotus isn't a cheater and I like playing with her.
>>546333647nah
>>546334225That's nice to hear boyfriend of Lotus
>>546328408damage negation at full HP does fuck all in D5, in night bosses and nightlords it's dodge or die
>>546327721I fucking love the ornamental swords you can get sometimes from them
>>546334615It does matter when you stack at least 3 sources of it or 2 sources and a LOT of hp ups.
>>546334615Unironic question, do you play this game?
>>546333506tfw hubby puts his hands in your pants while your trying to stream
>>546334685yeah but you would be giving up better passives like affinity atk or increased atk at full HP>>546334736I do nigger, and some of the best games I had were when the team had almost no negations but were stacked with offensive passive effects
>>546334736Its weak bait since anons all agreed max hp negation was very good last thread.
>>546335001if by last thread you mean last year
>>546334915Neeeeeeed.
>>546330657quality duchess is griefing80% of the time you're just gonna dodging and deal zero damage
>1/3 for an hour
gg adelI'm trish
GG normie Adel fellow hag and ironeye, funny how you got grabbed just so we could blast it down meow
>>546335508gg on adellets just all agree that our story is the start of the run went entirely smoothly
>>546335519just what we needed, another reclusetroon on the password
>>546335519I imagine that was on purpose of ironeye, was just too perfect, we nuked him when he was chewing
>>546335628>anotherI take a 2 month break from the game and people already don't remember I played on PW, how rude
>>546335628More reclusemommies to lootpiggy for so they can do all the DPS.
>>546329428piercer can stunlock Malenia if you time it rightgranted the timing is super specific but there's that
>have to wait months to play the new STR FTH character
>>546335508>>546335508I never had seen that before, epic...>>546335570Ironeye and recluse invader must be the worst combo, one time it one shot all 3 of us with one dash. I wish there was a revenant night invader for seals
lol ggs fulghor. soon as i saw that jumping attack i thought "dead", haha.
>>546336508>I wish there was a revenant night invader for sealsSame. Tired of going to camps and not getting anything worthwhile out of it.
>>546336508that said recluse at least dropped a purple damage negation at full HP so still worth itbut god do I hate when recluse invaders switch targets mid-cast 360° noscope casting is the worst
>>546336546there was an attempt
>>546336701>targets iron eye in front>you're behind the recluse invader>the comet comes out her back at you despite locking onto the ironeye
>>546336508>Even if there was a Revenant night invader all she would drop is her clawsIt's not fair, and she would probably be a nightmare to fight throwing triple discus too.
>I'll try out duchess in d5>heolster>swap back to revNext time.....
>>546336842>she would probably be a nightmare to fight throwing triple discus toomake her throw a different spell then? flame sling or lightning spear would be manageable
>>546336842that or she summons sebastian, he instantly does his roar and on D5 it just oneshots you
will you guys play undertaker or scholar and why
just me or is matchmaking fucked rn
Thanks for the -800
>>546338464scholar because he looks like a dandy, and he seems to be a support character?
>>546338676keeps going between 1/3 to 2/3
>>546338803What has had happened
I greeded my starlight shards that was my bad
>>546333506Wow she’s cute and ready to receive my cum :)>>546333647Truth>>546334019Why how come
>>546338920I burned through all of mine as the boss was still half fucking health.
>>546333753Made for servicing Long White Thick Aryan Alabaster Poles>>546334736That doesn’t sound very unironic
>>546338949>>546339064Stop being weird
>>546334915You mean Bvll. Hubby is in the corner watching and stroking>>546336723The image already says that you don’t need to say it too
>>546335342xisters… the slopLC was supposed to save us…the cope…
>>546339127I’m not…?
>>546339473You are being weird
>>546339127>>546339679I wonder who stop being weird anon is
>>546333647That would be Nashandra
GAY NIGGA ALERTGAY NIGGA ALERT
dsg won ergies are FINISHED your thread is almost on PAGE 10 Hahahahhahaha
>>546339792Kamala Harris
gg libra, we beat him before my eventual greatness could kick in lol
ggs goat. I was hoping for a rematch with ED goat but whatever
fc when
>>546338464I can't say until I've seen their kits but if they seem fun then yeah I'll give em a shot.
>>546338464Undertaker. I love hammers.
let's not talk about that run
GODrick showing nightfarers who's boss He aggro swapped mid combo after one of the wylders died, I cry
>>546341201>>546341239i feel demoralized
>>546341201>>546341239>>546341414names NOW
>>546341520terr
>>546341201>>546341239Did you wipe to Godrick ?
>>546340786good lord that's my type
gg horse I guess I should have given away one of my full hp negations since I had 2
>>546342326Wouldn't have done anything for us since revenant will still die in one hit without at least 90% reduction. The cons of having sub 800 hp base at 15.
>>546339942>Spirit caller snail>Spirit ashWhat the fuck would these things even do
>D4>Night 2 boss is Tree Sentinel>Doing good so far, boss is at half health>No one downed yet>He pops his reflection shield>Right as Duchess casts stars of ruin>A holy machinegun wipes out all three of usJesus christ
>>546342712Fun fact executors can deflect that missile and it's hilarious when they do it by accident/reflex.
>>546339679>>546339127Shut up Maddison >>546341728-jeet
>>546342498>What the fuck would these things even dotheir best
>>546338676>>546338827hey me too
If they are doing artorias they should have all four knights of gwyn
>>546343951Ciaran Duchess skin.Gough Greatbow Raider Skin.Ornstein Guardian Skin.And the Artorias Wylder skin that we already have.
>>546344258I mean as a boss fight anon. Artorias is a boss in the trailer. Would be cool to fight all four.
>>546344558That would be silly.Most of them aren't even proper bosses, and Ornstein without Smough just doesn't work.
>>546344828>>
>>546344828O&S as a night 2 boss would be sick though
>>546344985I'm not sure if I'd enjoy Depth 5 Ornstein charging at me without any pillars to hide behind.
Everyone has bad runs sometimes, daughter-wife!
yay we won that...i guess, that was very painfulrev i'm sorry but it clearly looks like you're not D5, don't even have a night invader relic equipped. i assume this is your first time playing since months because there were many mistakes made
>>546344828Trvth >>546344880Cope
>>546345587>>546345834I haven't played in a couple months and got dumped into a DoN5 lolbut at least I got 50 points
>>546345892I didn't even know this was possible.
/v/ is so gay. I only come here, /his/, or /a/ to shitpost and discuss.
>>546346007yeah I loaded in and saw the 5 and was like fuck I'm going to embarrass myself.
>>546345892wtf lmao, better get used to it i guesspretty much all of erg is d5
>>546344985I want more DS2 content, DS2 had plenty of bosses that could work pretty well in coop even if they need a little rework. Lud & Zallen, Darklurker, Throne Watcher/Defender, or perhaps Looking Glass Knight as a mini ED Libra with his NPC summoning mechanic, it'd be cool to have them as night bosses.
>Zorban switches to playing Balista Raider tonight>He wins most of his games and starts climbing out of D4I don't get it, this guy only functions when using meme builds?
>>546346091>>546345892everyone here is depth 5, i recommend you do solo runs or random runs until you're at least depth 3 before queueing with ussome tips: night invaders are the new gaols, equip a relic with one. if you're revenant stack affinity attack power on your deep relics, graces reset your downed bars so always run by one if you're 2/3 bar, stack damage negation at full hp passives
>>546301280who needs a practical guide to running away to use duped consumables while seething?
>>546346532The only thing I want from DS2 are the spells.
>>546346606thanks, I'll probably have to drop the pw for a bit to not get hard carried. That's what I get for quitting for a bit.is the invader relic a deep affix only, or does it appear on regular ones?
welp, ggs ED libraduch i think it might be worth considering just dropping your weapon, 2handing your fists and punching to revive in situations like that
>>546346987the invader lines are on the regular ones.
>>546347157Its what I get for dropping all my melee weapons to minmax my stats :( and yeah I completely forgot about that unarmed > greatshields when it comes to reviving
>>546346987night invaders is only for regular relics even if it's the only useful effect you have on a relic you should still use it, having easy access to at least 14% more damage is so important
>>546347281>>546347157Did incantation boosts show up at all in your loot pools? I didn't get shit the entire run aside from one 7% passive and the gaols/invaders.Also For the love of fucking christ why is the game so hellfucking bent on sending me back to D4 today. I started at 8200 and now I'm 6100
>>546342789execgoat can deflect anything except grabs
>>546341520You are brown
Does erg have an erg pass for Reforged? Gonna dig in soon.
Oh boy oh boy I can't wait to wait 2 hours to queue just to lose 1200 points again because a thread ebin decided to intentionall throw a run and get everyone killed.
>>546348029If this actually happened you would name the offender and provide webm proof
New thread now
>>546346057All of those boards shadows of their former selves (/his/ especially)!>>546346945Why…?
>>546348950>shadows of their former selvesWhere do you think we are?
>>546348350shut your faggot mouth>>546346532you too that’s a dumb idea
>>546346573>Beats hotdogs with jar cannon It's just how he functions. Give him meta and he will 3bar. Give him jar cannon and he will make it do 2000 damage.
a new thread is here >>546349638>>546349638>>546349638
>>546344828Gough is a giant archer with a skin, he can being ranged support. Artorias and Ornstein would be a combo in and of themselves. Ciarin should be hidden for most of the fight and then ambush you.
>>546349236its almost like doing your damage 100 miles away from the boss is safer than trying to be a melee god
>>546349004In somewhere the thing I said applies? Doesn’t change my point
>>546340786She doesn’t look like this but if she did she would be so much better
>>546339942Me when I see shifty doing the sissy spin
