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>>546352483
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>546352616WE DID IT!!!
>>546352431dude what the fuck thread didn’t even reach bump limit and was slow as hell
What if Susie is just a figment of our imagination and she's not in the game at all, and we're all just schizophrenic
>>546352772Nah, Imagination Cant Generate Something Like HerShe's Too Good To Be False
>* The Roaring Knight goes to bed.* The Roaring Knight goes to bed.
Every Goat is heterosexual.
>>546352934Every goat should be raped
Did somebody say rape?
>>546352912I wish you where a figment of my imagination
>>546352616what site even is that?
>>546353215wrong were
Do you imagine cuddling fave to help you fall asleep? I hear people take drugs to fall asleep all the time but I've never had issue with that at all if I imagine holding or being held by them.
>>546353258Fuck ur right. Gosh damn
>>546353215Not All Wishes Can Be Granted, Dear SusanBut I Would Gladly Be A Figment Of Your ImaginationTo Stand By Your Side In Every Moment
>>546352750poor little baker wanted to sleep probably
>>546353327*reaches and wraps u n falls asleep*
>>546352994hot
>>546353363I wish you were a figment of the brain so I could take some pills and freed of your presence
>>546353948I Have The " Permanent Mental Illness" Perk Inside Your ImaginationMeaning That There Isnt A "Getting Rid" Of Me
>>546352616mind numbing
>>546353327Berdly Using His Whole Wing-SpanAnd Hugging You To Sleep
>>546352912she really isn't that great
>>546352832my excuse to post my favorite image
Would a threadpersonalities tierlist template be uncouth
>>546354616Yes.
>>546354465Why Would Chara Make Anon Say That?
I love Clover (female).
>>546354616Do it but include as many as you can think of so it's not just 4 people.
>>546354616yes fuck off
>>546353327>Do you imagine cuddling fave to help you fall asleep?Yes. Yes I do.
Would grinding up all the threadpersonalities into a gruesome flesh slurry using a giant motorized meat grinder and feeding it all to hungry Fave using a metal sluice be uncouth
>>546354025What if I rolled a perfect 20 and received pills that could cure any mental illness, what would you do then
>>546354616itd be funny and piss off some of these retards who cant handle living examples of why anonymity is good. do it.>>546354938itd be funny and piss off some of these retards who cant handle living examples of why anonymity is good. do it._
>>546355006Rolling A Nat 20 Doesnt Mean An Insta-WinBut You Can Still Try If You Want I GuessBut It Seems You Missed The "Permanent" Part Of It
>>546354538Goat morning! :DHow are you?
>>546354616I made one about a year or two ago but a lot of the people I listed don't even come here anymore so it's pointless
Oh hell yeah man I sure do love how much discussion is going on right now, theres so much being discussed I can barely handle it
>>546356080It's 1 in the morning, dude. Go to bed why don't ya?
>>546356080OUGGG IM DISCUSSING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BUSS IMMA DISCUMMMJGGNFOROREJB
>>546356080I'm listening to Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold but I don't think my fave would enjoy it as much
Oh boy I sure do love defending Dess and denying her crimes against Kris
What would fave have to say about the people of Indian nationality
>>546356080let's discuss what the meaning of spinning and revolving is in jevil's boss battle. is it related to the ideas of predetermined randomness he brings in? spinning obviously implies cycles. during each of his 5 phases, his attacks are in cycles. but i see few cycles in the actual main story. can you think of any meaningful cycles, spins, revolutions?the winglades are focused on rotation, but it seems to be surface-level. maybe? does anyone have deep winglade reads?the roaring knight fight mentions the world revolving around you, but i cannot imagine this is anything more than a callback to jevil, it is so opaque and irrelevant to the story. i think this one was an attack tell anyway.
>>546352772Oh shit, fanart with actual effort?
>>546356817the roaring knight flavor texts are telling you what attacks are coming next iirc
>>546356753IS THAT A BALJEET REFERENCE FROM THE HIT SERIES PHINEAS & FERB?
>>546356753IS THAT A RAVI REFERENCE FROM THE HIT SERIES JESSIE?
>>546356559Kris was a brat that required correction, Dess did nothing wrong.
>>546356753They are hard working and deserving of jobs last Americans can't do
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>546357338Good night!
>>546352718>>546348531>Journal Entry No. 531>It's December again>We walked in the brisk afternoon air, nothing but the crunch of gravel breaking the still of the air>Nothing needed to be said>Just my presence was enough support>Besides, there was nothing else to say>She was gone, and there was nothing more I could do about it>I did all I could and it still wasn't enough>We came to the lake, just shy of the water>He inhaled deeply, tried to put on a brave face, and faltered>"A year sure does fly by, huh.">Voiced aloud, it sounded more for his sake than mine>I offered a thin smile, knowing all too well of the weeks of despair, the brief moments of acceptance, and the descent back into dejection>There were no condolences to offer, no well-wishes, no hopes and dreams to combat the cruel realities of the situation>"She's really not coming back.">Stated, not asked>I wish there was something I could have said to bring him some peace, but it had already been said before>It started with "She'll turn up!" and ended with "We can't say for certain what happened.">Eventually, we had all accepted the best next truth:>"Wherever she is, she's at peace.">He scoffed. Not bitterly, just in disbelief>"I just want closure. That's it.">"How's Nelly handling?">He shrugged>"Well enough.">"And the wife?">He shuddered against a chilling breeze>"Oh, you know how she gets," he spoke resentfully behind an air of indifference, "still bitter, still blames us, or anyone but herself-">He buried his tightening face in his hands, steadying himself before letting go and exhaling into the sky above>"No. I'm not doing this today.">He feigned a smile; I gave a knowing glance>"That's alright, I know it's still...">The fog of his breath hung around his antlers, twirling lazily upwards>"... unimaginably difficult for you all.">His eyes to the ground, I saw a twitch of a snarl>Then, eyes closed, a pensive smile>Standing, we continued down that gravel path
>>546355569hello hello, im doing well rn, about to start eating my breakfast :D
>>546357778>im doing well rnGlad to hear that.>about to start eating my breakfast :DEnjoy your meal! :)
>>546356817As far as cycles in the main story go, well, we're gonna have to delve into some nice little theory talk here. It is my belief that deltarune, as far as what it actaully is beyond being a video game, is basically a way of introducing an x factor to the story that plays out in deltarunes universe in some crazy effort to try and overcome the predestined fate the heros seem to be locked into no matter what. That x factor being us, as gaster somehow altered Kris's soul (someone who gaster decided gave the greatest chance at bringing forth a new outcome) basically giving us control of them. he's seen the worlds story play out, in cycles and cycles, and by the time he creates deltarune, he's fed up with how the world seems to go down the route it does no matter what.perhaps jevils spinning represents the cycle gaster is trying to have us break, us defeating jevil representing the first crack in the glass that leads to a better outcome for our heros. Now, why's that? Because they die in every outcome. Why's that? Well, If I had to guess, it'd probably be the failure to seek out the holders of the shadow crystals. there's a good chance the fun gang never went out of the their way to find them in most timelines, and even if they did, there's a good chance they never got all of them. infact, the only ones I see them getting for sure would be... The knights (the only reason I say this is because they are the only holder that the fun gang are gonna run into no matter what) or gersons. if you gather enough of them, you'll have something on your hands thats capable of changing fate itself. There's a good chance that's what gaster is hoping we do. Get all those shadow crystals and fuse them into something great. All that needs to happen, for that to be possible, is us defeating jevil. This probably sounds schizophrenic, but that's because it is. To be a deltarune fan is to be schizophrenic.
Frisk is the only based human from utdr. Idc what toby is doing with muh kris
>>546359414this is good. im resistant to time loop stuff and i dont like it but the MY DELTARUNE being a change rune (because obviously) makes good sense. i know delta = change will come into the story somewhere at some point.but ...playerless DR must be very different from retail DR. and you say the normal route is still undesirable for gaster. that we need to do the shadowbosses (achievable only with strong player influence) to achieve a brighter future. so, MY DELTARUNE coming in and really pushing stuff around.the further extreme is weird route, where the player exerts disturbing levels of forced control. gaster has not yet commented.is it accepted that this spectrum read is intended?LEAST INFLUENCE EXERTED = normal -- normal w/crystals -- weird = MOST INFLUENCE EXERTEDim curious about thematic reads of this. "shadowcrystals route is a weaker weird route" lines up in some ways but i feel weird about it in others.
>>546357679Good greentext, but I'm not sure why you linked it to the thigh post. Unless...?
Does anyone actually blame chara for their actions during genocide or did people make that up to defend their little demon
Listening to ytpmvs, what are you freaks doing
>>546360532The player is responsible for the genocide route but the moment chara shows up everything from there on is their fault.
>>546360542Work.
>>546360542Do people/you listen to those as actual music? Like instead of the songs theyre based off of, you pull up the remix? Do you listen to ytpmv versions of songs you haven't heard the original versions of? If so, why?
>>546360817The best ones can outshine their base songs. I always chase up the OG songs but sometimes I like ytpmv remixes more.
>>546360817I usually listen to ytpmvs of real songs I already know (if they exist), but sometimes ytpmvs introduce me to songs I've never heard of before.
What if Fave only wanted to have sex when on their period and bleeding?
>>546361178But fave is a guy????
>>546360107I just liked the picture lol
>>546361212fave goes fucking BONKERS when on their boy period
What if fave is very mature for their age? Does that make it okay?
period fisting...
>>546359307hotI especially like rory's huge mommy milkers!makes my pp all beeeg
>>546362340mommy
fave's boyperiod causing him huge embarrassmentfave gets trolled when somebody quickly taps ther foot on his crotch and his reaction isn't guttural pain fave filling his pants with balls of paper towelsfave taking tylenolfave being teased he always acts more bitchy this time of the month
I find it kind of fascinating how some women fantasize about their favorite male character getting pregnant or having periods because all my life I've heard that both of those things suck to go through. It'd be like if men wanted their favorite female characters to get testicular torsion or gout.
>>546362670Fave takes tylenol while pregnant.Takes enough so the brat is into trains but not enough they cant look at women
>>546362994Fave's child has Assburgers
>>546363225Damn...
>>546362908what nonsense, neither gout nor testicular torsion doesn't happen to every man once a month, and no man is expected to have a testicular torsion or gout in their life by all of society
>>546361212then fave's mouthpussy will be having the period
>>546363431*activates autism* bad double negative and thus wrong
>>546362908sans and spamton should get gout
Thoughts on Goth Shantae?
>>546363431>neither gout nor testicular torsion doesn't happen to every man once a month, and no man is expected to have a testicular torsion or gout in their life by all of societyYou don't know that
>>546363558who?
>>546363615proof?
>>546363448Fave should brush his teeth and apply dental floss more often
>>546362908A more fair comparison is fantasizing female fave (who has a cock) having random erections, morning woods, getting her bulge spotted, bumping her crotch on people's backs or getting checked by accident or funny incidents busting her nuts
>>546363431OK fine, change gout and testicular torsion to prostate cancer. Is that better?
Berdly thinks that surely this time Shantae will make it to Smash Bros
I miss the weaver
>>546364032idk man do you get prostate cancer once a month
Ok look I just find genital transformation really hot but this fetish is fucking tough to find outside of full blown tg/tftg scenarios
>>546364137Charafags never recovered from this
>>546363529freaky big shot spamton humping his tiny boner and huge fupa against a fancy pillow when he gets gout for the first time because it's a rich darkner's disease...
>>546364138I mean men can get prostate cancer at any age and after a certain stage that you just kinda have to hope you don't die.
if my computer got stuck in an auto repair BSOD boot loop and I turned it off a while ago, is it safe to turn it back on to try again or does that risk everything getting fucked by data corruption?said Queen, or something, I don't know she's a computer so whatever
>>546352616
I love Chara even though she's fucked up and evil. In fact, you could say that I love her because of it
>>546364561"Please Help I Can't Get A Straight Answer From Google And /G/ Always Ignores Me" said queen the windows 10 laptop from dealt of rune who had DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE and DRIVER_PNP_WATCHDOG appear on her face when it bsoded
>>546360065now what about the eggs? they're weird because they are very player induced and gamey but tie into kris's backstory
fave thinks people who play deadlock and dont build anti heal should be skinned alive and have salt poured on their wounds and then pissed on
>>546365398i'd guess the battery got too hot
>>546362340Ralsei does not own a phone. You can't use light world phones in the dark world without garbage noise playing. She is texting Gaster.
>>546365534maybe I just want to know if it’s safe to boot back up and try other measures though
>>546365598well either you have already changed something to not get into the same boot loop or you haven'tif the boot loop would lead to data loss it already did
So is the mysterious song coming from the lake something we totally shouldn't be worried about?
>>546365876The reservoir of pure darkness under Hometown has seeped into the lake and the water pipeline but it's not a big deal. Mayor Holiday will handle it. Stop asking questions.
*chewing at the walls of my enclosure* SUSIE IS AETHETICALLY AND BEHAVIORALLY PUT IN PARALLEL WITH DESS AND NOELLE’S ATTACTION TO HER IS EXPLICITLY BASED ON THOSE QUALITIES (BEING REBELLIOUS/MISUNDERSTOOD/BADASS) AND NOELLE HAS A WHOLE THEME ABOUT HAVING INTERESTS THAT ARE TOO DARK FOR A “GOOD GIRL” LIKE HER *chews harder and faster* DESSELLE IS A FASCINATING NARRATIVE BACKDROP TO WORK ON WHEN YOU LOOK AT NOELLE’S RELATIONSHIPS SPECIFICALLY IN THE CONTEXT OF DESS BEING GONE AND NOELLE BEING UNABLE TO SHARE WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEANT TO EACH OTHER AND HOW THAT FEEDS EVER DEEPER INTO HER REPRESSIVE AND RESTRICTIVE ROLE IN HOMETOWN *breaks a tooth* CAN ANYONE HEEAR MEEEEEEEE
>>546366251i agree
>>546366251Truth Roaring: Suselle and Kriselle are both Desselle in disguise.
>>546365735>to not get into the same boot loopI didn’t say I was able to escape itjust that I turned it off before and haven’t tried turning it back on sinceso I don’t know if it would work or not and I don’t know if it’s safe to try because some google results tell me it’s risky for datauhh like how changing the prophecy is risky and could lead to a worse ending in deltarune yeah
Kris is a HE
Kris is a MA-IA-HEEMA-IA-HUU
>>546366494right but that's what i'm saying. if you don't have any new divine inspiration how to make the laptop not boot loop there is no reason to try, is there?if you're scared of data loss you shouldn't even try to boot the laptop in the first place, but instead secure your data by removing the drives that the data is on and backing them up on a known good machine
Kris is a…*dolphin noise*
>>546366680Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>546366721Well sometimes but not… recently
How could ANYONE hate AI when stuff like this exists? This is unironically fucking hilarious.
>>546366787I will never use AI.I am better than you.
>>546366648alright that’s mainly what I wanted to knowI’ve been leaving it off so I can hopefully get the hard drive directly backed up (too much of a dumbfuck to trust myself doing it alone) at a tech placeguess I’ll just stick to that
>>546366787I made this on accident and it's pretty funny. Made even funnier by that one anon asking if it was AI or not
Kris is a frisk.
Hooman>>546357338Goodnight Chara anon.
Tenna deltarune and Pluey deltarune gay rape
>>546359798Based Frisk enjoyer.
People are unironically gooning to stuff like this and its comedy gold.
>>546368850>MR. SANS TENNA'S >BAD>BAD>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>546366251I can hear you.
I am excited for chapter 5 and then the year long wait to chapter 6 to finally hear Seven Four (Battle Version)
good morning i love them. haven't. had any time this week to search for new art
>>546368850>>546366787my culture is not your custom, do not mix my beloved muscle fetish with such a retard
>>546370391>my culture is not your custom, do not mix my beloved muscle fetish with such a retard
>>546352431i think someone was gonna make a new whiteboard -Current whiteboard:https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86595711-4912-9214-Previous whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86591196-3572-3404-Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
Chapter six seven when
Noelle lost queen /v/Muffet is still in
Epic Deltarune Fact: The Japanese version of Deltarune replaces Ralsei's Chuffed by that Dart line into an Arrow to the Knee reference
>>546371702
>>546371702I knew it. Muffet is the only Underrune character that has a chance to score high because she looks attractive and is barely part of Undertale's story. If /v/ was based hoomans would've been qualified.
>>546372369I forgot to nominate Chara
>>546370792you disabled the import image thing? it only causes trouble by griefers.oh, people just call me ''Tasquefag/tard/nigger anyway. the ''autismo'' is redundant. if anyone wonders y I changed it.
>>546372412She wouldn't have qualified. Or jobbed in round 1. Undertale little girls won't win on /v/.
>>546374161*sigh*would kris
>>546374161That Kris looks good for a FemKris.
This thread is fictional
>>546374451I hear Tim Allen's grunt every time I see Gaster do this face.
>>546374483Cute hoomans.
>>546374161If we ever get an animation of toby fox's games Vizie is going to direct it, you just know it
>>546375018She would NEVER direct an animation without tons of profanity and Deltarune is a teen rated game.
>>546375084Rouxls saying "God damn it!" means it's above teen rating. Any mention of Hell is also too spoopy for teens.
>>546375018Toby is autistic about not having the characters say fuck, so he's incompatible with Vivzie's brand. Hussie is the one that came to her with the Homestuck pilot pitch, so Toby would have to do the same thing.
If Deltarune was a movie Toby could make Susie say fuck one time without an R rating but because it's a video game if he did that it would instantly become M ratedIsn't that fucked up
Beware of the man who is- oh fuck I'm sorry>BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPI'm wing GASter!
>>546374451>>546374585cute gasters!
>>546375778https://vocaroo.com/19DFZPrfwKnW
Fave has ZERO amount of screen time
>>546376158Gaster...
>>546375778they say he's green for a reason
sports
Lying awake besides Asgore just as he begins to slowly open his gorgeous eyes and I'm blessed to see the fiery golden sunrise filtering in-between our bedroom window blinds being cast upon his face to combine with their intrinsic beauty into a sight so stunning that I'm compelled to scoot up closer so I can lose myself in their majesty for a while (with the added bonus of a kiss on his shoulder and being reminded of how good his ears smell on the way up). "Spotting" Asgore (providing moral support) while he bench presses a relatively preposterous amount of weight until his set is complete and he places the bar back onto its holder above, after which I get on my knees such that my torso is just above his horns as I carefully massage his strong pectoral muscles and tell him how happy I am to have such a strong and sexy goat in my life (his blushing at my words and the kiss upon the nose that followed combined with the already slight flush from his workout into an adorable shade of pink on either cheek). Bringing down the dinner of waffles decorated with daisies made out of a sliced banana center surrounded by whipped cream petals to Asgore in the basement as he pours over his notes on the table next to his large conspiracy board, and as he hears my footsteps down the final few steps he seems to check the clock on his phone before jumping up and meeting me halfway to apologize profusely for losing track of time (I set the plates down and reassure him with a tight hug, but do pull back to look at him with a little concern and ask if he wouldn't mind taking a break for a bit after we eat to walk through the garden out back together so he can get some fresh air)
Lying
Edit I madealso, please post the original I saved over it by accident when making this
>>546376697Who is 'S' and what does he port?
>He... was a funny little man. Once, the court jester. I, the court magician.>A friend...? Could I consider him a friend...? Perhaps, perhaps not.>But he was the only one who matched me in the games we used to play.>Reflecting on these old memories, I think, perhaps - I miss playing games with him.>And I wonder, if I hadn't been asked to lock him up...>Would I have found a little more purpose in my life...?I really want Seam and Jevil to have a happy reunion
do you think seam and jevil were into fisting
>>546378431They were into fucked up guro shit with the Seam Ripper and the Devilsknife
do you think seam and jevil were into fishing
The thought of old, crusty, wrinkly characters having sex is beyond gross and the people fantasizing about them should go to therapist or something. Besides, old people don't even have sex they can have sudden heart failure when thrusting or some shit
Do you think Seam liked to ride Jevil's carousel
Do you think Seam and Jevil
do you think seam and jevil were into fisting fish
>>546379467
>>546379304fucked up and evil clown
Seam is Eram btw.
>>546379752you ain't seen shit yet. Spoilered for the sake of more sensitive Anons here.
>>546379860
>>546379825
that's all I got
>Forgotten by even the creator of the game itselfThe ultimate schizoboss
>>546379817>Seam the most PAINFULLY OBVIOUS male character.>Non Binary.>EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>546380560toby got circumcised by breaking his dick in troonussy and could never go back
>>546380560Crusader...
>>546380560He speaks like a grandma in jp actually.
>>546380969What's up man? Got something to say, man? Go on, say it tough guy
>>546352718dess face doodles
When you fight the evil laughing thing and it shoots the 8 bit Kris and the real Kris gets hurt that was spooktacular do you agree
>>546381378Yes. That whole segment ruled.
Seam x Jevil x Roaring Knight (Seavil Knight)
Soosie
>>546381608She's gonna eat it
Fucking hate Susie she's a retarded Mary SueBut Kris? Kris is my self-insert. I will forgive him even if he kills everyone and dooms the world. In fact I will say "kino" if he does.
>>546382101Does he know?
>>546382101youre just like me fr fr
It sucks how the game bends over for both Kris and Susie and treats the player having an opinion as the devil.He should have just made a film if he wanted to spread the message.
>>546382218Kris? Kris Deltarune?!
>>546378824Yeah
>>546382101Kris is a male because only male Gary stu self inserts get treated like this
>>546366251Wonderful analysis. I'm glad people are finally turning around to the one true ship. What do you think of Desselle on relation to the weird route, if indeed there is anything there?
>>546382246Put your name back so I can filter your ass opinions
Someone kill the stupid cunt that decided paying 3 dollars for the only good Noelle shimeji was a good idea.
>>546361379Aw mang. You big tease.
>>546382248if I was kris deltarune I would never have hands free to post i would dedicate my life to jacking off in the mirror and filming me putting things in my ass
>>546382254>*jaws theme in black knife soundfont*
>>546366251Noelle is so fricken raped
>>546381262I love long snouts
>>546382749the mailbox will get sillier
>>546377234Looks back with my autistic eyes
People still make Susie the dom or whatever in most art, but after Chapter 3 (and even replaying chapters 1-2 and seeing how goofy she always was), I think she would get eaten alive by Kris or Noelle, especially if it’s both of them at the same time.
>>546382254Wait, did you just make this? it's lovely.
>>546366251TRUKE
How are we doing today, /utg/?
>>546382997Kris without player input would be a dead fish so Noelle would have to do all the work
>>546382997I'm almost certain Susie would freeze if she held hands with someone, let alone kissed. She is just getting used to the idea of platonic relationships
>>546383106spent dont know how many hours playing europa universalis 5. i got suprised when i saw what time it is right now. time flies when one is having fun.
i made my classmate cry with laughter today.what's up with thread today?can we talk about VIDIO GEM today?
If Toriel walked by with all that, would you be able to resist slapping it?
>>546382101I never seen anyone act this way.
>>546382454The Soul is Kris. This fixes the whole game and makes things matter again. Game shouldn't be designed for people who dive into the files and make schizo theories.
>>546383004Thanks!
>>546382749me when no bells to jingle
>>546383106Spent dont know how many hours playing Fallout 4. I got suprised when I saw what time it is right now. Time flies when one is having fun.
>>546383239I love Kris so god damn much
>>546382101I forgive Kris even if she's a dumb girl.
>>546384054
>>546383704>nobody but me is allowed to have funKill yourself
>>546383272>>546384016Based fun-havers.
>>546383704Put your name back
>>546384161
>>546384335>Toby Fox doesn't want me to have fun, having a genuine character to have all those character interactions is where I get my funYou first
Rudy and Asgore may have kissed a few times and had a slightly drunk frotting session in the shower once, but that DOES NOT mean they are Homosexual.
>>546384161adorable krisp
>>546384672Yeah okay, whatever you say Carlos
I know what you are.
>>546384543Different people have fun in different ways. The game is for people other than you.
>>546384991NO! Toby FUCKs made this game expressesly for me and only me!!! Nobody else!
>>546385214I would push my thumbs into his eyes
>>546385168Toby made this game to RAPE ME specifically just like in Petscop
>>546384991yeah, and that's how I have fun. You know, the purpose of a role-playing game, to make your own experience. I took this for granted until this summer, never again. You take that away, and I'll never forget it.
>>546385337it's the only way to truly stop the ache
>>546382254oh no who's drwoning int the water??? :(
>>546385659Don't worry about it, kitten
>>546385214I would push my thumbs into his nostrils
Asgore calling Rudy “My Rudolph” is still the gayest thing I’ve seen in fiction. Toriel probably never got that treatment.
>>546386009>Torilying fag
>>546385881Okie dokie!!! :3
>>546386009What if the reason Toriel is so fed up with him is because he keeps doing gay ass shit with Rudy and is just using the Dess stuff to cover her pettiness?
>>546385391Just like how FF6 rapes you by taking away your right to stay true to your country right at the start of the game
>>546386075Tori doesn’t even reach the level of “My Rudolph”. Like, yeah it’s an affectionate nickname, but when I read “My Rudolph” I immediately went “Oh… Asgore and Rudy were FUCKING…”
>>546376697>post smells like numbersbro>file isn't a number
>>546386075The equivalent pet name would be "my Toriel," "Tori" is more of a casual nickname like "Rudy."
>>546386009>>546386279Actually, it’s even gayer than I remember.This is rough for Toriel, man.
Anons who have had their wisdom teeth removed, at what point of growing in did they start hurting? Asked Susie Deltarune
>>546383704You're ruining the very few Kris has DID believers bro.
k I'm going to keep it brief>Felt bad for a while>Ruining thread for neutral anons>Tried week of peace>Mostly went okIt's promise I try to not break time: I won't treat the thread like a free for all game anymore and do my best to stay out of shit flinging contests, as the other anons that did nothing to deserve misfortune deserve better. Got to start somewhere. may as well here.k so what's new in /utg/, yes. >>546382664what is this loaf stuff? I don't get it but it looks cute.>>546386580mine went near 90 degrees, started hurting. dentist escalated it to surgeon. No after pain/swelling for me but anon here's how you prevent it:you will have obvious holes in your fucking jaw.-KEEP THOSE CLEAN AFTER EATING ANYTHING-mkay. be well.
>>546384016>t. skinwalker
>>546365497Kris themselves is gamey. They're varik turned into a playable troubled kid
>>546387358I'm the original skinwalker
>>546387095they’ve already broken through my gums without any pain so far so I’m trying to hold onto the delusion that I won’t have to get them removed
>>546386504>>546384054>>546382307>>546380469>>546355294>* The Roaring Knight appeared.* The Roaring Knight appeared.
>>546384016what mods you run? well, your most loved ones I mean. you may have dozens.I love one that adds (AI) voiced new endings. you can railroad/institute alliance ending, maxson synth replacement ending, etc.>>546387556Do you have anxiety or what? surgeon/dentist will jam a needle in your cheek/mouth flesh. hurts lots, for 5 seconds. if retard I can handle so can you. I believe in you favescenariofag
>>546386987>very fewI wish, there's a lot of them outside of here because zoomers love their fake DID shit.
>>546387095Your dad fucks dead deer and everyone will be reminded of this fact until you leave forever. If your post had the slightest bit of honesty or authenticity you could argue that you deserve to be left alone but your post doesn't even acknowledge your own actions. Do better than "not ruining the thread for neutral anons" you narcissistic asswipe. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>546386504This implies santa and rudolph were fucking in the undertale universe
>>546387712I can tell from where I'm standin' this is TasquefagSo I've already got this one in the bigoty-bagyour pathetically pretentious solipsismMakes poor excuse for threadshitting autismSo get up on outta here with your tired gagTasque won't ever be realShe won't ever let you healBut keep on sucking on that binkieThat tells you you're not stinkyWhat she is is a pacifierFor your passive ireShe's a massive liarI can smell you through the screenReeks like festering peenOh, and when AI is 'finished'All hope be diminishedReduced to meat dolls,we'll be scrubbin' the wallsOf ol' AM's gastrocolonic hallsSuffice it to sayI'd be out of your way(I'm not planning to stay, I'm no machine's prey)Just pray it's okay,your life past that dayYour dad fucks dead deer.
Bet Kris can't eat all of this.
>>546387807well doomer totally got the melties over the rape fic. deducing he or a close one may have trauma. I'm sorry if i actually legit triggered you, my intention was just banter, not to hurt you on that level. but that's all you'll get, as you are immune to good intentions. goodbye.>>546388071Moss is a radiation and heavy metal accumulator. imagine if eating moss made Kris retarded in later chapters.
>>546387807The funniest part is that no matter how much he hates the real tasquefag, Dark Warchief is doing EXACTLY the same shit like he did by trying to get inside everyone's discord.
hero_dog
>>546388265You should fuck off forever and stop fucking dead deer too you gross creep!https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
>Wake up>Tasquebrap is getting demolishedNice
>>546387095Good luck
I would like rudy and asgore more but my brain cant make it "fit" in canon. I like carol too much I dont want her to lose her husband twice to gay and death. Something about it feels extremely sad and doomed like if they got together that means something went wrong.
>>546386378sometimes i piss people off, and they dont even know its me.
>>546387556If your jaw is large enough that they came in straight and aren't causing any pain then you might not need to get them removed. You don't need to remove your teeth just to prove you're not afraid to if they don't have any problems.Though mine were mostly fine I had to get them removed years after the fact because they did come to the very back of my mouth and rear side was partially covered by a loose bit of gum that I couldn't brush properly, and caused bad cavities to form on them eventually. So take care of them and consider getting them assessed to make sure they can stay.
>>546388269He's such a parasite completely lacking in self awareness but also as such a rancid lolcow aura too that insists on itself and perverts anything pure it touches. Nobody's ever going to see tasque art again without thinking about his dad's diseased cock being run through a rotting corpse.
>>546388275scrappy_doo
>>546372412I nominated Chara last year but /v/ broke trying to figure out if chara was a girlWhile the stream gave us mommy chara i dont think many saw and understood it
>>546388386Thanks anon>>546388462Happens, more you try to figure it all out, more it hurts the head.
>>546387957They fucked in our universe too. Rudolph was Santa's top bitch.>>546388395Maybe it happened in Undertale but not in Deltarune, like how Alphys has a crush on Asgore in UT but they're just friends in DR.
>>546386454Not true really, this doesn't account for the cutesy Christmas reference and pair with santa
>>546388494That’s solid advice, thank you.
>>546388494>>546388847shouldn't you get it tended to if it hurts?
>>546388678i hope you're having a good one.
>>546389075Doesn't that make tasquefag kind of a victim now
>>546389340Gotta keep that smile clean
>>546389663His dad's abuse could have been sympathetic if the guy wasn't writing rape fiction about people and has a years long history of harassing people on the internet when he doesn't get his way. Instead it's just a pathetic villain origin story for an incredibly lame internet troll and narcissist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
YOU FUCKERS HAD SEAMVIL HOUR WHILE I WAS ASLEEP WTF
>>546390136>intuitively understood
>>546390136Every hour is Seamvil hour
>>546390373>poll-maker.com The dramatic shit stirrer is you, btw.
>>546390373i think the first, but i think thread has a habit of disagreeing with me because it can.
>>546390373>No thread personality orbiter option
>>546390428And a shitpoop schizo moment to you tooHere is a helpline, consider calling it.>https://www.nami.org/support-education/nami-helpline/1-800-950-NAMI (6264)
>>546390373>tripfaghow nu
>ip grabber
>>546390373is this about the two retards shitting up the /v/ thread
>>546389645same. may write a Dess greentext today. /may/
>Kris is afraid of this
>>546388978yes but anon said there's been no pain so far
>>546390704qrd?
>>546390679Call me crazy but I think that artist has a fixation of some sort
>>546390380Absolutely terrible classpecting.
>>546354616Do it
An idea suddenly came to me. What if Tenna turning MANTLE into his own game is a parallel to DELTARUNE itself?That's what Weird Route is: the original game. Dragon Blazers maybe. It's the future WD Gaster is trying to change. That's why that fucked up evil jingle plays when Noelle gets thorned. The code still exists. The parallel to MANTLE obviously is ICE KEY jingle.
>>546391274He just knows his tropesThe monogatari scene is extremely famous
Fave may have gone too far in a few places.
>>546391491I'm not sure if Snowgrave is the 'original game' because it's referred to as a forbidden path and the end of the prophecy and/or whatever Kris and the Knight are planning already seems bad enough for Gaster to want a new futureThat being said the Shadow Crystals show a world where Noelle is whispering in Kris's ear so who knows
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>>546391239i barely know what the fuck is going on but there's a schizo theory thread up and half of it is just these two faggots arguing with each other and making the same NPC responses over and over and over. all i can parse is that one is probably some annoying as shit charafag and the other is obsessed with the idea of any one opposing him being a CP poster. just an utter waste of a /v/ thread made while the jannies there are sleeping
>>546391828reruns
>>546391287Ralsei as a Seer of Void is pretty spot on, but Susie should have been a Page of Heart
>>546391818>That being said the Shadow Crystals show a world where Noelle is whispering in Kris's ear so who knowsShadow Crystals are glass, and the Organikks say>The truth is written in glass.>The truth sung in glass. Amen.
>>546392117it's the Dark Truthhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=o3UNWAT81f0
>>546390716Self-insert vibes off the charts
>>546392289I don't know, I think it's cute and I don't even ship Kriselle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYzmLcdVBRgIs this the greatest bit part NPC
>>546392435I can agree, the concept is cute but I just got really heavy self-insert suspicions when I saw it lol
>>546352718
I want to be eaten by Susie.
>>546392637NTA I get what you mean. It's a confluence of subtle details but i think the facial hair is one.
>>546392637shadow eyes, goatee and slightly longer ponytail hair do kinda make the doujin insert vibes stronger
>>546392637If Kris looks remotely capable of holding a conversation there's probably at least a little self insertion and/or projection going on
The real self insert is based on my aunt
Mike tea
>>546391935I can't see Ralsei as a Seer of Void because that would mean he has deep knowledge of the unknown and mysterious, which he definitely doesn't, as we can see in the weird route. Ralsei's whole thing revolves around the prophecy, fate, the rules of the world, so he's a Seer of Doom to me.Susie as a Page of Heart doesn't make sense to me at all. Pages are a passive class, while Susie is a really active character. They're also all about late-game potential, but Kris and Noelle are the characters who fit that, not Susie. Heart doesn't fit Susie at all, nothing in her character arc revolves around the ego, the soul, splintered selves, or anything like that. That's all more of a Kris thing.
>>546392289self inserting as a human dude is based
>>546392635Toby said in the anniversary stream that Milk Looker is his favorite joke NPC
>>546392289yeah, we get it.when gay people make kris and ralsei kiss and suselle happens its "canon" but when good shit happens its "self-insert"bro you are literally a heart inserted into kris.YOU ARE THE SELF-INSERT.
>>546393761>bro you are literally a heart inserted into kris.Exactly. They should draw fanart of the SOUL as Noelle's loving husband instead. They can have weird fucked up half-deer, half-heart kids. Think about it.
>>546391287what do you think of this
>>546393761inserting myself into kris..
>>546393993dangerously based
>>546393761If I'm the self-insert then why aren't I in the picture instead of Kris? Take that, atheists
>>546394093Berdly makes sense and is really funny, which is an important quality in classpects. I can see where Kris and Susie are coming from, and some of the Undertale characters too, but they all have a "not quite right" quality to them. I really don't like the Noelle and Asriel ones. Catti and Jockington make a lot of sense. Carol fits pretty well, not sure about Rudy but it's funny so I'll allow it.
>>546394529you good, dude?>>546394172be sure to eaither remove the teeth or use a "different" hole.the gamble says he has at least one hole.
>>546394694meh, non-oral vore doesn't appeal to me
>>546388629The curse of they/them...
Kris Deltarune: Can convince enemies to become friends using ACTsOrator Final Fantasy Tactics: Can convince enemies to become friends using Speechcraft AND can Equip Guns
>>546394262what I’ll see as I die from blunt head trauma
>>546393993a male red deer is literally called a hart lol
>>546394172room for one more?
I do not like Krissimple.
>>546395443t. kris
I like Kris's character design, and my version of him, but not the fanbase's version.
>>546395443Well I don't like you
>>546395443t. (You)
the worst design of Kris is the one with braces, I fucking hate it, it's so ugly
>>546395443If it helps, I also utterly despise Noelle and her character being boiled down to horny lesbian
>>546391239There's one schizo on /v/ that thinks there's an /utg/ cross-border that ruins /v/ threads and samefags, and he also brings up some off-site drama in every thread.>>546391906Correction, the first guy is obsessed with a Charafag, not one per say. He hates them.
i just really like the original artwork but also think the concept itself still has potential to be developed differently, but something is missing...
>>546392741
>>546393526>>546393761Its retarded. You aren't a cool mysterious emo with a tragic past like Kris. You're a meek gamer dork that gets pushed around by your classmates and is too scared to ask out your crush like Noelle. Suselle is self insert wish fulfillment of the highest caliber and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Yeah the sexy tomboy would totally be interested in hearing your square ass talk about their favorite AVGN episodes. Yep your boring ass could definitely tame the punk bitch by being a nice guy.
>>546395653Never seen it
>>546396138>Suselle is self insert wish fulfillment of the highest caliber and I'm tired of pretending it's not.truu
>>546395653you bring this up so often and rarely as anyone else has ever seen it I feel like youre baiting for for more kris braces art. which based if true.
Fave can't stop eatingFave weights 150kg (and counting)
>>546396138my tragic past is that Toby raped me with his woke-ass game
>>546395636need that kris to sock me in the jaw and dominate me
I'd get past all the non-binary shit if the dyke shit was non-existent
Undertale and Deltarune make me play as a human in a monster world, when all I want to do is play as a monster in a human world.When will Toby Fox stop disappointing me?
>>546396430>tfw no reindussy
>>546396138So you're telling me Noelle was the self-insert the whole time?
>>546396289here, it's so ugly, doesn't even feel like Kris to me>>546396454this is the first time I've mentioned this so idk wtf you're talking about
Fish I wish
>>546396938>Take a seat, Kris.
the veiny krihh
>>546396938I find the braces oddly sexy. Dare I say, it's shotastic
>>546396138not even close. I don't make friends with people like Susie.
>>546397216Dess gtfo
Sorry for phone posting but i love my boy ralsei
Sorry for PC posting but i love my boy Jevil
>>546397216I agree>>546396938ok maybe there are like 3 different krisbraceshateranons and at least two krisbbracelikeranons. lets go to war
>>546397208kris's veiny twisted "sword"
if kris can teleport the soul to a location by closing his eyes and thinking hard about it, why doesn't he just teleport the soul to the fountain so it can automatically seal it?
>>546396138as much as I agree I must contest Kris being a cool mysterious emo, that is absolutely the facade being put up by a sad dork that tryhards at smash bros
Sorry for posting but I love
>>546396938For me is not the worst (yeah that's ugly, frisk included) as many draw kris as this extremely hideous pajeet with even a malformed head (i'm not going to look for it)That frisk goes in hand with the "goblin energy" kind of view some western artist adopted making Frisk just some OC that even got used in one of those "undertale inspired" games
>>546397595I feel neutral about kris bracesPlease let me hold onto your gold and other valuables for you whilst you go to war
>>546397746toby isr e t a r d e d
>>546396938I HATE this artist. UGLY hoomans.
>>546398018Pedophile
>>546396938it’s not bad honestly
Fave eats you out and is picking out your bush from their braces all week
Sorry for phone posting but i think that goatposters are nice
>>546398018it kinda gives me youtube art/cartoon community vibes. i don't like it
sorry for the postingposting but i think postingpostingpostingposting is gay and for posterposters.
>>546396859>So you're telling me Noelle was the self-insert the whole time?Noelle has always been the self-insert.
>>546398164fuck no all they do is fucking roleplay and avatarfag they don’t discuss or make no content the only thing “good” about them is they aren’t the gotepedos so I don’t have to here that disgusting shit.
>>546398151Tenna has braces???
>>546398353how, i hate tomboys
>>546398456>Angy
Asgore can't afford Kris's braces and Toriel spends all her money on buying gifts for her boyfriend sans and sending Asriel treats.
>>546397746>if kris can teleport the soul to a location by closing his eyes and thinking hard about itKris can't do that. You can only teleport to party members like Noelle and Susie, otherwise Kris just imagines something and writes some flavor text to satisfy you. You could only teleport to the fountain if Susie was already at the fountain.
>>546398535are you retarded
>>546398461why did this artist draw mettaton as purple square?
Kris's _____ curves to the left a bit
>>546398535If you can't self-insert as Noelle then you aren't the target audience for the game
>>546398164Sorry for not phone posting but based.
>>546398736Neck
>>546398760now that's retarded, there are a lot of certified Susie's into the game and especially on this website
>>546398164I think the majority of them are huge pricks
>>546398760gamers are majority men, I don't know what else to say.>>546398659never met a tomboy in my life. not in school, not in my family either.
>>546398126It's a drawing.
>>546398954Just because someone plays a game doesn't mean they're part of the target audience for it. That's not what target audience means.
>>546399070i think it's pretty dumb to narrow it down to just one character when there are a ton of things people can relate to in almost every one of the main cast but i am suspecting some kind of bias on your end
>>546399041>gamers are majority menAnd? Do you think Barbie Horse Adventures must be for men solely because it's a video game?
>>546399041literally only here is the fandom mostly malethis is a woman game son
>>546399238>not a ponyCHADsad really
>>546399175Noelle's parallels to the player are plot-relevant because of the angel thing though, that's not the case for any other character. Of course they're all relatable in their own way, it's normal for people to empathize with other people. Noelle is simply the designated self-insert character.
>>546399041Low IQ and low EQ post
Spamton is the self insert character because he pounded Queen, Tenna, Jevil, Seam, Swatch, the Addisons, Icon Man, Nubert, the Swatchlings, FRIEND, and Gaster with his manlet cock just like me
>>546399416she doesn't feel like a self-insert
>>546396960formidable creature
>>546399597You forgot Trashy and Fommt
>>546399416you can keep saying it but you're already in the game
>>546399539NTA but you sound mad and loveless.
>>546399716Fuck...how could I...forgive me, Spamtonsexloremaster-SAMA!
>>546399717that is not a character, it is not treated as one. THIS is a character, however.
>>546399628>socially awkward gamer>makes cringe references>likes creepypasta and webcomics>likes doing evil stuff in games just to find out what happens>extremely hornyThis perfectly describes both Noelle and the core audience of the game.
>>546399717The weird route is literally about reclaiming your rightful self-insert by planting your SOUL in Noelle.
>>546399950If the SOUL isn't a character how come it gets to do wacky cartoon antics
Have you ever gone to Deltarune VRchat? I've been thinking about getting into VR some but I'm not sure how much i want to pay
>>546400002I don't care about creepy pastas, though. I despise the theory crowd, always have. I'm not excessivly lustful either.
>>546400143my self insert wears a big sweater and likes sour food actually ok
>>546398760I'm sorry I don't live in a mansion???????
>>546399820>krautbabble
>>546400187it wasnt wacky. I wasn't smiling when it happened.
>>546400258Crusader, you are not the core audience of the game. You hate everything intended to appeal to the core audience of the game.
>>546400421the all-consuming krautbubble
>>546400234You dont need a vr headset to play vrchat, mouse and keyboard works too
Welcome to atop the fave wall, where schizotheories burn
I need Knight milk to make roaring cheese
gonna adopt a black cat, have it wear contacts, and name it FRIEND (uppercase)
I'm Miyamoto Seeger! The royal game develop-AAAHHH
>>546400468Undertale didn't force me to engage in theoryslop to enjoy it. Undertale didn't force me to play pacifist just to get good weapons and items. Undertale didn't take my character away to play second fiddle to some dumpster-diving chick.
>>546401062>have it wear contactsAs a cat owner, this will not happen until you or the animal have died.
I AM INDEED FROTHING AT THE GASH
>>546401701do you think they can make bubbles when they're on- ahh nevermind
>>546398760I want to insert myself into Noelle. Does that count?
>>546401057posted without comment
>>546399629I would welcome such a specimenBut I'm not flinching
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Deltarune will release NEVER. DONT change my mind.
>>546402307ok -_-
why do women hate being raped when all of them have rape fantasies
>>546402416Shut up Frisk
>>546402416OH FUCK RUN
Proto-pippinsverse...
>>546402450Bruh
>>546402545i swear i saw that d20 make a whiteboard cameo
>>546402680same, he had a cane
>>546402450>guy who wants a daughter as free fuckmeat
>>546402450fantastic question that we should reflect on more
>>546402450the rape fantasies, they still have a measure of control and autonomy. real rape they have none of that, retard
>>546402450There are men out there who fantasize about getting FAT AS FUCK and yet most men don't get fat. Why is that? Cus getting fat as fuck sucks
>>546403271wat
>>546403189that reminds me of finnster.
>>546403343getting eaten alive is one of the scariest ways to die and it's somehow become a prevalent fetish
I need pictures NOWSpecifically of fan depictions of what the black shard looks like when Kris uses it. Preferably within the next 10 minutes.
>>546403489what
are any of you religous? because, you know.. we're all going to die, so i was just wondering how all of you deal with that
>>546397747Is it accurate to say Kris is a reverse Berdly?
>>546403610*does a series of martial arts combos on you and juggles you into the air*
>>546403672Very much so.
>>546403680hwat
Dominican republic
>>546403673there is a reason for Kris' seemingly latent animosity toward the berdthey see themself
>>546403775*Kicks you in the nads*
>>546403818ew faggot flag
>>546403672It's complicated.
>>546403672Not very at allI figure that it's an inevitable fact of life and billions have died before me just fine so it'll probably work itself out
>>546403870huh?
>>546403672outside of philosophy from religion no. i think it's comforting that all of this is temporary, or well, always changing.
>>546403672I'm not religious, and I'm quite frankly very happy to know that when I die it might be all over
>>546403775that boy ain’t right
>>546403887This is the gay goat thread, if you're seeing gay flags that means it's our home.
when the gaster wing is dingingand the blaster's winging bright raise up your gast for the royal fight
>>546404058uuh?>>546404137huh...
>>546404216GASTERBATING
>>546403672NopeBut if there is some big guy on the other side he's going to get an earful from me
>>546404463If there's some big guy he's just going to tag you and say "you're it" and disappear.
Describe the taste of pipis.
>>546403673Kris>Needs to cheat a games to win (Seven Flying Aces, wavedashing)>Very socially aware, manipulates people effortlessly>Hates anime, possibly reflexively or because Dess hated anime, basically the kid is very susceptible to wanting to look coolBerdly>Not necessarily the best at video games but extremely earnest about them>Extremely socially unaware, seems to have no idea what's going on in other people's heads 90% of the time>Loves anime and isn't at all afraid of seeming cringe over itPretty muchThere's a deeper 10 page essay of a character study to be written here but I don't feel like it
>>546404621artificial blue raspberry (not actually blue) and vegan eggs
>>546404048being dead before i get to accomplish any of my goals would suck so much fucking ass but at the same time i wouldn't be able to observe that it sucks ass after it happens so whatever
>>546404621fresh
reposting images from old whiteboards onto the thread should be more common. It's the only way we can preserve amazing art such as cracked pippins smoking 20 blunts
>>546404621tastes like fresh
>>546403672It’s weird that you people act like this when you’re not even in your 40’s
>>546404773This is kind of why I'm afraid of ghosts being real because if I have to haunt this Earth and couldn't publish any more epic Fan Fics I'd be so fucking pissed off it's unbelievable
>>546404959That's clearly only seven, a light afternoon of smoking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQnzeKKg7Yc
i really hate the word and affix '-slop'
>>546405023have you never had someone you know die or something
>>546404959do you plan to post shit that's not pippshits?
>>546404621fresh pipis
>>546403672Uhhh no not really. I do believe there's gotta be like... SOMETHING after death, As for like, religion though? i think every religion that's been invented was either invented by a legitimate schizophrenic in a time where the concept of mental illness wasn't even a twinkling in the general publics eye, or purposely crafted by con artists for attention and or to meet their own ends (Ex: Joseph smith)
>>546405036being spectator is boring as fuck in like 99% of video games imagine that being your entire existence forever
do you guys ever wonder what canonically happens if the player dies?does gaster look for someone else, or is shit just fucked?
so toby's hand is permafucked? someone said so here?
>>546405124word sloppa, a downgraded version of word salad
>>546404959agree! here's one from when guro and yume were first born
straight sloppa, faggy kino
>>546405231the world keeps turning without you, but this peace does not last long as the world is swallowed in darkness in a week or so
>>546405124>hateslop post
>>546405231he expedites retrying the knight fight for you so being able to infinitely retry is canon to the setting
Fave feels like we’ve been using the same buzzwords for way too long
>>546405234Your dad fucks dead deer, Dark Warchief.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>>546405023i'm glad you took the time out of your day to appease cool nigger, well done
>>546405430>buzzwordseetheslop
>>546405412I meant the physical person playing the game.
I wish I could have a fuzzy plush in real life. or even a small Tuft keychain plush
>>546405124Alright, here's a better one. Subversive cancer that never stops growing.
>>546405231>>546405334Wait, you fully trust Ralsei? ''he said so'' about the roaring and such is hardly strong evidence. Maybe Dess is you know, right.
But is it Undertale, UNDERTALE, or, god forbid, UnderTale?
>>546405621>he doesn't trust the goatCringe.
>>546405529That instance of Deltarune would probably just be frozen in time forever...grave
>>546405657Actually it’s Floweytale
>>546405657UNDERTALE is masculine, Undertale is feminine, and UnderTale is just passive aggressive
what causes the world to be covered in darkness when the player gives up? would that not imply someone starts the roaring? i thought the knight didn't actually want to do that or is it just because the current fountain never gets sealed and eventually just absorbs everything because someone else left the door open? that would make more sense actually
(U) in Krusie stand for (you)
>>546404580>mfw
>>546405621>distrust slop
The Milf dice.discuss.
>>546405621they're cucks, they trust every opinion but their own.>>546405720and you're a cuck who plays pacifist to appease fictional characters who don't care about you.
>>546405826me when i look at underswap fangames
>>546405023You age faster in the modern day GRAMPS!
>>546405872The struggle to choose between petting and plapping
I want to have children with fave
whats wrong with raping a deer carcass
i have fallen into lego lord of the rings addiction because tobias wont release chapter 5
every 4chan thread's gotta have the local autist and the local counter-autist who replies to call him out every time
>>546406076very true
>>546406101Everything about it but especially feeding it to your son and wife afterwards.
>>546406182if we could make these two immortal we could solve the energy crisis
>>546406182>scrimbloblimblofag falseflag*yawn*
>>546406182not if my filters have anything to say about it
i look like this and act like this
>>546406394This, it's like putting on headphones so you can block out all the unimportant noise
Krautsie's mom might be dying at this very moment and he is busy here shitposting kek
>>546401057The Knight milks you
Best dice
>there will one day be /utg/ threads with no kraut, as he’s a rotting corpse in the streets of germany
>Textslop
>>546404058yup
>>546406667can’t wait
>>546406774The sky looks like Bella
I-I-I love slop!!! Oink!!!*Alphys has been reading trashy manga again.
>>546406543She's not dying she's just crazy and likely to stay in that state for decades. Kraut won't go homeless, but he can't leave that home either and is about to find out that everyone in the trades has a 5-10 year head start on him along with nepotism keeping people half his age making twice as much money for less work.
>>546405872why two
>>546405720>>546405906I don't think Ralsei is malicious, but simply incomplete. even the purest bean can make mistakes if they lack crucial information.''but Tasquefag the prophecy''k headcanon of mineMotto of undertale:>''Kill of be killed''Toby wanted us to subvert the motto>Motto Deltarune>''Your choices don't matter'' >Dess, punk girl>Subculture built on defianceShe may have a point, like Ralsei does, but incompletely?
HOW MUCH LONGER NOW…?MYGOONER MAKER.
>>546406904twice the hags. twice the sex/petting
>>546406840>She’s not dyingYou never know!
>>546404691While I do think Kris is very aware of people, I'm not sure I would classify them as an effortless manipulator. Maybe I am autistic, but I never got that impression in my playthroughs.
IT SEEMS THE SLOPMARK HAS BEEN ACHIEVEDHOW MUCH LONGER NOW...?MYSLOPARUNE
>>546406926But I can kill if I want to. The trailers and the marketing say you can kill if you want to.
>>546406671imma skip your retarded shit there and just go to the one part that makes sense:yes, i am afraid of intimacy.i have lost way too many people in my life to think they'll stay.people that know me, only see an exaggerated version of me because i try to scare people off.but i am glad a bunch of loveless women wish my mother her death as i care for her every day and use my breaks to make her food.you on the other hand can take care of your cat and fingerbang yourself to dices in cuckold love triangles.what a great person you are.
>>546406487faggot (affectionate)
>>546405872I love her
>>546406926"Kill or be killed" as a motto stemmed directly from Asriel's trauma of being killed on the surface for his unwillingness to kill his attackersIt's probably a safe bet that "your choices don't matter" as Susie's motto similarly stemmed from trauma related to her own past
>>546407084I mean the set up for chapter 3 with the slashed tires to get Undyne out does suggest they can pull some string
>>546405872I have no opinions other than it would have been fun to see the first milfpins actually get used as a self insert
>>546407120You could be a better person and you have spent years here doing anything but that.
>>546406840She might get a heart attack or a stroke and Krautsie wouldn't notice until it's too late.
>>546407223gatekeeping liking deltarune now?
>>546407120nigga your mom is dying how is noelle not a self insert for you
>>546407210>self-insertHear that 40-80 year old femanons? This is your moment
Seeing threadshitters try to throw pity parties for themselves is funny, you can tell they genuinely think they’re the protagonist of some kind of 3rd-rate anime with the way they speak
>>546407120Who cares, pussy?
>>546407365Endlessly bitching about women and lesbians isn't "liking deltarune" and you know that.Keep defending the dead deer fucker, that's what a real fan of Deltarune does.
>>546399597spamton is mettaton's businessmansona
>>546407205and make them ring?
>the reason kraut defended tasque is because he knows what it’s like to lose a parentguys…
>>546407408It was a selfinsert for the milfdrawfag, I mean, she hasn't been here in some time though probably left
>>546407205I feel like that's more of a schemer thing as opposed to outright manipulating someone face to face. Plus, it's probable they were given some instructions to do it like that by Carol or some other member of the Knight Conspiracy.
>>546407120>and use my breaksbut you’re here nearly 24/7
>>546407496indeed...
>>546407418Please understand, anon. He has nothing else in his pathetic life. Makes for a good laugh.
>>546407120>"NOOOOOO! PEOPLE ARE KEKKING AT ME!"God, you are pathetic.
>>546407169that was a long fuckin time ago man
>>546407496>kris pulled the strings and made toriel's phone ring hold on
>>546407365you've been doing it since June. You tell people they shouldn't enjoy the game if they have a problem with it.
>>546407621yea
>>546407537>kraut>tasquebrap>temshartthe “my daddy hated me” trio
>>546404691>or because Dess hated animeNo, Dess loves anime like Asriel, Kris is the only one who hates it. Even Carol likes anime. Kris is constantly surrounded by anime fans and it pisses them off. They thought Susie was safe, but then she revealed that she watched Higurashi on Youtube in 240p split into 8 segments while talking to Noelle, and Kris realized with dawning horror that they will never escape anime.
>>546407120rare kraut truth nuke
>>546407602go ahead post "his dad fucks dead deer" again.that's really funny.
don't look up the purple rabbit from the parappa the rapper anime don't do it
>>546407791where's the "i worship my daddy" trio
>>546407418I remember when xhe had xher latest melty and came here to cry abloo bloo for pity points only for an anon to clearly explain why xhe wasn't being shown any empathy only to keep crying the victim and that the world was just so evil and mean, guys!Had so many keks that day
>>546407791And they're all willing punching bags on the internet for the slightest bit of negative attention they can fight each other over because otherwise they would truly having nothing and nobody in their lives at all.
fave doesnt mock your micropenis
>tasquefags dad fucks dead animals >krauts mom is dyingnew ship?
>>546404959agreed
>>546407169>i say i have a crush on the drawfag on the left yesterday>they come back and draw on the whiteboard i'm blushing!!!!!
>>546407901>"everyone who makes fun of me is the same person"kwab>>546407901
>>546407901His dad fucks dead deer and the fact that he admitted it for no reason on the internet is one of the funniest things that ever happened in /utg/ but you repeatedly defending it is also pretty funny too.
>>546407903what's wrong with it- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS WORLD IS FICTIONAL REALITY IS A LIE
krautsie is in his 30s and he’s only getting older and frailer pitiful little old man!
>>546407914speak for yourself, my dad loved me.we had a good relationship.yeah, i have something that most of /utg/ (especially the women) will never have.loving parents.
>>546407837Carlos definitely reads Vagabond right? Seems like up her alley? Anyway, do you guys think Kris's aversion to anime could be deeper than just a funny character trait? Like maybe it reminds them too much of the older days and it hurts them to think about it.
>>546407120Love yourself
>>546408063Is it bad news I know exactly which anon you are and what battat face you're talking about from the whiteboard? I might have fallen too deep down the utg rabbit hole
does kraut... also fuck dead deer?
>>546408170>my dad loved meYet you still left him to die alone.
>pippinsposting in the only on-topic thing happening right now
Voring the ut/dr girls mm
>>546408170>my dad loved mebased and familypilled <3
col do you love your daddy?
>>546408287you called us mad…
Fave is unsure if he should play Umamusume on his phone during work. One of the company servers are malfunctioning and fave isn't getting any work. Manager already said nothing much can be done until it's fixed. Nobody was told to go home either.
>>546408212>Carlos
>>546408278well he is obsessed with raping Noelle...
Imagine being Kraut’s papa and dying in the hospital as your son is screaming that he’s obsessed with the furry gay game but hates furry gays
>>546408092and what does that have to do with tasquetard?>>546408112you can call ME daddy, then.>>546407985is a micropenis a millionth of a penis?penis/10^6?
>>546408278Germans have a stereotype for the most fucked up fetish porn for a reason. No way dead deer is the worst thing he's into if this is how hard he's defending tasque's dad.
>"w-we had a good relationship!">Didn't go see his dad in his dying moments just so he could jerk off his hateboner for lesbians in the thread The most keks I have had in such a long time, lmfao
>>546408212That would make sense, but on the other hand they don't have any problem playing video games which likely have a similar nostalgic connotation for them. It's funny to imagine Kris as one of those people who really hate anime, too. They're a Smashfag, so maybe they have a grudge against anime swordies.
>>546405581same
yare yare daze…
wow the whiteboard got an expiration date already?here's the new one: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86606244-1794-6245
>>546408212kris hates anime because mettaton is the roaring knight and made them watch every episode of jojo in carol's basement
Kraut is a pretty girlAnd you WILL love her
>>546408287There are 12 real utg posters and 20 "thread personalities"after the great pippin boom those 12 posters have switched from talking about deltarune lore to talking about if fuzzy wipes cracked's ass for him
>>546408486He's going all out, just this once, because someone said that tasuqefag's dad fucks dead deer. Truly a baffling day for /utg/, what caused him to abandon all dignity on a random Thursday like this?
>>546408478He's dutch, not deutsch.kinda the same, but them fuckers grow 2m tall.they scary.
>>546408571Kris never saw snails the same way afterwards.
>>546408616>pippin boom draw gerson pippins NOW
>>546407112hence, the ''thesis'' is meant to be defied.>>546407172I wonder what's up with Susie. we got a hint she lives in one of these appartments.''let's go to your house'' then Ralsei's explanation with what is likely her room
>>546408589me making krautshe pregante when
>>546408616I talk about both
Kris has been repulsed by anime ever since Asriel had his Naruto phase. Dess made it worse by showing Kris and Noelle Elfen Lied, although for Noelle that caused an awakening.
Elnina NO you can't make it rain poisonous frogs why is that even considered a valid form of weather
It’s always a good day when a chronic shitposter realizes that they aren’t actually invincible and they’re living on rapidly-shrinking borrowed time
>>546408632>same culture >under prussian borders you were actually the same country too Good argument.
>>546408516Maybe Kris is exposed to a wider array of games or is simply doing games that have little relation to the ones they've did i the past. The smash clone sounds pretty different from Zelda I mean Dragonblazers.>>546408571Mettaton does feel like a terrible person to watch stuff with. I think he'll be endlessly commentating, either stuff on the show or his own bullshit, leaving you little space to just enjoy the TV itself.
>>546408486just got here what?
>>546408785Back off, he's mine /jkhow fare you, numbersbro, best of goatfags?
>>546408372I want to draw more of these but I've been so busy this month hrgh
>>546406182If there wasn't threadshitsers there wouldnt be anti threadshitsers, and what you call counterautism would not exist
>>546408785i am officially scared that a bunch of tone-deaf women that don't understand anything get a killsquad of men to fuck my asshole now.this is NOT gucci.
>>546408864It only gets worse for him and funnier for us with every day.
>>546408785When You Finally Grow Something Down There To Do So
>>546408770Your dad is a deceased cervid rapist and he fed you the tainted meat afterwards because he's a sick fuck just like you are.Narcissist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jghttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716391604/#q716400768
tasquechum won’t mourn krautsie when he starves in an alley
>>546408616>to talking about if fuzzy wipes cracked's ass for himSpeak for yourself, I still need to know which pippins let their partner hold their dick when they pee
krautsie is spamtonmaxxing
>>546408993I don’t fault you goat
>>546408986Your dad fucks dead deer and feeds you the leftovers!Keep telling us how you are wealthy enough to enjoy "venison" you retarded narcissistic asswipe.
>>546408863Good post
>>546409130Fujo definitely wants to hold Battat's, though I have no idea if he lets her.
Kris hating anime is actually the biggest indicator that Kris is not AU Chara because Chara says tsundere and ORA of their own volition
>>546409101Genuinely, for as much as the thread personae want to orbit each other as parasocial buttbuddies, it’s hilarious how when they vanish for good (see also, the various Chapter 1-2 era people that have all disappeared at some point or another) nobody gives a shit, it’s all bread and circuses with these people
>>546409269only after a lot of begging from Fujo because he's embarrassed and doesn't see why she'd want to
dah
>>546408826Haha do you think Dess made Asriel dress like Sakura that'll be pretty funny haha
>>546409235>when you eat the venison your dad got you and its salty despite you are out of table salt.
>>546409309Wait when does Chara say ORA
>>546409130Painter obviously does for Pippy and he tries to repay the favorJenny is a literal janitor
>>546408912alphys and mettaton are probably both horrendous people to watch stuff with. mettaton would MST3K everything, and alphys would get needy and self concious if you aren't visibly enjoying yourself enough while watching her anime sloppa. actually most of cast would be terrible watch party buddies. undyne would yell and throw shit at the screen, sans would fall asleep. only papyrus and asgore and maybe toriel would behave themselves.
>>546408986doing well, about to continue playing eu5 in just a moment.>>546409036oh don't worry too much about getting fucked in the ass, you might actually enjoy it if you let yourself have some fun.>>546409067my penis has been jorked for a thousand years so you bet it's ready to fuck
>>546409269This has already happened in canon and was illustrated that he let her, we don't know about the others yet though
>>546409410At least Sans wouldn't interrupt me. Unless he snores? Does he snore? He snores does he?
Ralsei is cracked at playing the trumpet and saxophonehttps://youtu.be/7ahxoOgz-nw?si=4Cu1_XqSQpaGgwh-
>>546409405Punch cardContrary to what speedrunners will make you think, it can actually be used in battle rather than solely being an overworld glitch machine, and it says that in the narration
>>546408340I showed him my special version of Undertale. He is the only man I trust in this world.
I think anal sex is really overrated. It's stinky and unhygienic. Frotting and thigh sex is much more preferable.
>>546409485Sometimes Just FUCKING Isnt EnoughIf Its Content Inst As Strong, To Have Its Seed Take Root
>>546409485anon, your disregard for my feelings hurts more than being told by women that my mother should die because they don't like me because i am straight.
>>546409225
>>546409408>he tries to repay the favorHow does one even do that for someone without a dick?>Jenny is a literal janitorSo no need for a toilet in the first place then?
>>546409770>still crying about entirely completely deserved persecution lol what a baby
ESL Berdfag the bronze medalist has arrived
Noelle is your self-insert. Kris is Toby's self-insert. The weird route is Toby raping you.
>>5464098913rd best at everything because he's 3rd world. And he's a coward too.
self insert my ding into noelle's wing
>>546409741i have plenty of seed to give>>546409770sorry if i am not being very helpful to you right now, it's just that when you said "fuck my asshole" i just couldn't resist making that post.
Do you think Pizzapants gave a drunk Asriel a bad handjob, and Nicecream saw it and that's why he wants to do Pizzapants?
fave is getting good at whistling
>>546408906factually incorrect but i assume you are american which explains why you speak louder the less you know.
10 AIDS has been gone for a full 24 hours now and it's been so peaceful
>>546409979Is he the 3rd strongest mole though
>>546409309Does that mean Frisk hates anime? Maybe they can bond with Papyrus over being the only anime-haters in the underground.
fave makes fun of your micropenis to tease you but then stops and consoles you after you start crying
>>546410107relatively
>>546403607im... a bit late but i think this one is pretty cool
>>546410019Why does Nice Cream Guy want a bad handjob
>>546410136But I don't have a penith...
>>546410000don't worry, they're loveless women that vent their frustration by wishing me hardships on me because life won't humble them.i can't imagine that such bad-tempered people are doing well in school because i am sure it reflects with their frustration-tollerance or not getting something right on first try.i am saying: their daddies didn't love them and they're dumb as shit.
>>546410280roulxs...
>>546410259Well it's still a handjob, that's more than most people here get
>>546410121mettaton calls alphys favourites 'stupid cartoons' but he looks bishounen, so he is tsundere for anime
>>546410000Well, I'm Talking About QualityAnd Not Quantity, So You Might Fail
Fave is a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.
>>546408486I just got here and I don't feel like reading through this thread. What happened?
Toby changes his release schedule plan to all standalones because he doesn't want his magnum opus to end on "6-7" after 2025
fuck you>>546410330>>546410330>>546410330
>>546410136first we must metrically standardize "Penis" to understand what a "µPenis" actually is.
>>546409485>fellow paradoxfagI'm playing age of wonders 4. recently got a vampire dlc.>>546409036why would gay men let woman white knight them Kraut? bi men are rare.>>546410136''you are blank down there, love. shut''
krautsie wrautsie isnt even humble at all
>>546410293Imagine lacking this much self awareness for a guy who's not even a trade worker yet.
>making thread personality drama the op instead of cool fanart faggoooootttt
>>546410237I'm just using the Knight's own sword design But thanks anyways
>>546410545no problem The Knight's sword is pretty badass too
>>546409802>How does one even do that for someone without a dick?he spreads her pussy lips
>>546410512/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune/thread personality drama general
>>546409309Kris is like Deltarune Alphys, something happened that made them have opposite tastes from Chara.
>>546410996we should have a /utgg/ where people can talk about /utg/
>>546405806i hope the artist that drew this gets 1 million dollars and a footjob
