Previous: >>547609206>What... is this?Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. All of the matches are AI versus AI. However, humans "manage" each team, creating their tactics and giving input during games as they happen to make substitutions and tactical changes as they see fit.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ>Where can I watch the cup?https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html>Upcoming Cuphttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2026_4chan_Winter_Cup>Current /vg/ Leaguehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_25>Upcoming Invitationalshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Divegrass_Before_Christmas_6:_This_can%27t_wait_a_monthhttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/LAN_Party_the_3rd:_Admins_of_the_Frozen_Throne>Wiki:https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page>Sekkrit Code37pebis>DLC Passworddivegrass>Booruhttps://isthisliv.com/booru/>Other videoshttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Videos>PES Infohttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2015https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Pro_Evolution_Soccer_2017>PreviouslyVGL25 drawVGL25 pre-cup ASSbreedpostingYURI IS FUCKING DEAD
Justice for /gig/
>>547685279They deserve nothing more than death
next team to get JUANED?
>>547682746/snowg/ advanced on 7 points and +2 GD with that auto last year in VGL 23. Just win the RNG diceroll
>>547685571/yourteam/
>>547685907/myteam/ died before it got the chance to get JUANED
>>547685725Brother, that group was hilariously free. You could've fielded a pes default 451 with all blank playstyles and normal sliders and gotten 5 points, minimum.
>>547686060Whatever the next team you root for is then
>>547682981how should you react in that scenario?t. noob
Justice for /llsifg/
what if /myteam/ flops bigly
we are charlie kirk
>>547685725the group with /ksg/ and the worst auto of all time you mean?
>>547686337well first of all you should run a few tests before matchday to see if you eat shit and adjust your defense accordingly.this alone would have made gig lose by 0-2 instead of 0-4next, if you are observing the game and you see that your defense is constantly getting through balled, you need to lower Dline and/or change compactness and/or add advanced instructionsimilarly for other attacking patterns where they exploit the defense in 1 particular way, if you're lucky you will notice it before they convert, if youre unlucky you change it after 1 concession, if youre stupid you'll change it after 2 concessions and if youre retarded you won't change anything and lose 0-4
>>547682981he said he was running fma36 in the 'cord and the preset didn't look like their deadline 5atb fluid but otherwise i agree
>>547688589how the fuck does a 3 dline get thruballed that hard? whatever, he should have added DDL after the first time it happened
>>547688736You can run dl 1 and still get throughballed if you get countered too quickly or your team decides to be retarded, though I'm not saying that's what happened because I didn't even watch that match.
>>547688962>gig's first concession was a defender fuckup>second time was pic rel, from a tackle on domg's half>gig's answer: wide containmentlike, ????
>>547686060>/mjg/ managed by the lolcow tagteam of zoer and juanimagine the hours of fun /4ccg/ could have had if that had ever become a reality, sad
>>547688736Sliders are a spook
cloud
The vgl experience
Is there going to be any ball-knower analysis of team/groups, or is everyone too busy dealing with their own team?
>>547690882man what a combo in one place
>>547691525gw will be providing takes
>>547690882one of the clouds of all time
Sex with recluse, revenant, or duchess?
>>547693517uhhhthe one with the biggest tits
>>547692064>VGL raped /gbfg/>let nomo watchDescription of ASS
>>547693517the one with the smallest tits
>>547693517the one with the biggest cock
Watch the /gig/ v /ddlc/ vod and take a sip whenever the commentator cusses.
NOMOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE THE STREAMERS
I was raped in the sweltering late summer of VGL 9(2) friendlies
>>547698346CipherCrimsonSou
How many rapes can you say in one second?
>>547698646at least 10 rapes a second
>>547698346AobaPahriBeebs
>>547698858WHAT?! I am not streaming.
>>547698858The SEA squad and beebs
It is really sad when someone posts the same thing 5-6 times and gets completely ignored.
A full-grown adult that enjoys watching cartoon is a total red flag for me.
Defended a whore award
my wife only fucks other women so she isn't a whore
>>547699015the VGL experience
>>547702048I did not care for this show
>>547700464/pmmm/sis btw
>>547700464Cuck
>>547699552Oh no, how will I live with the fact that you won't fuck me?
>>547702048Could be smaller.
>>547703756That'd be a man.
>>547704053Fuck you.
There are Uma fans in the West that were starting school the same year season 1 aired
agnes sexo
>>547704724>degitalYour excellency… (to the artist)
>>547704972In the artist's defense, her Japanese name is アグネスデジタル (Agunesu Dejitaru)
digitan likes to watch
Don't forget that the DBC deadline is in less than a week from now on (6 days and 7 hours)I will start reaching out to non submitters about 24 hours before the deadline
>>547705616Like all yuriniggers! CuckyWOWIE!
I like the umas that are for (You)
>>547706005[all umas are for (You)]
Is (You)r general famous enough to end up on television?
>>547706068I will play your kusoge now.
>>547706595Gayshit Impact
>>547706595@karabellum is this true?
Virtual Manager Breeder
Melty over byes on ‘cord.
>>547686060Managed by a talent that was Juan level and also a quitter merc, so not much better.
>>547707779>wins invitationals>is shit otherwisechecks out
VGL drama be like>HOLY FUCK the manager Kwaabobbybososbaba from /gaysexfaggotshit/ is SEETHING at shamwamambooey from /pmmmfdsifhsdiufhsd/ because melty in the /ghugfgud/ discord KWAB
Stop trying to get into every conversation just for the sake of it. It’s even worse when everyone knows you’re partly the reason why one of those teams died in the first place, you bald merc faggot.
>>547708295screw you for spreading lies
lolcow infighting in the ‘cord
Kiyose, please kill the SEAfags if they’re not following the conversation at all
Kiyose, just kill everyone. You know you want to. Let the voices win.
Kiyose you owe me sex
I just think that managed teams should always have the priority over autos, the qualies this time just felt heavily pointless, and the fact that there are actual trolls doing intentionally wacky shit in VGL proper proves that some teams got quite literally robbed, especially with all these sudden revivals and mysterious comebacks
TARDbellum the UNWISE entering in to every conversation even when he has ZERO knowledge of the topic acting like he's an expert.
>>547709338"intentionally wacky shit in VGL proper" is how my team got into the qualifiers to be fair
The actual problem is how some teams are shit but escape from qualies just because another team (/ddlc/, /fg) got resurrected. If anything they should’ve let those teams in instantly and let the new shitters in qualifiers or give their “byes” to the stuck teams and technically let the shitters from last league and the resurrected teams duck it out on qualies
>>547709397You know how little that narrows it down.
I'm so glad we get to see real teams like /ddlc/ instead of shitters like /gig/ in the proper league
>>547709596Ubertroon...
>>547709658>agrees that it's all random anyways>while being one of the worst managers that isn't in qualifiers
I purposely run absolute garbage in order to keep my thread in qualifiers
There's a simple solution to all of this, only 48 signups. There, I eliminated all of your problems.
>>547710037NOOOOOOOOOYOU NEED TO LET MY NEW TEAM WITH NO FANS IN… BECAUSE… YES
>>547709994chadsoup...
>>547709994Juan…
>>547710037This but not by first come first serve, more POI focus. Though denko already explained he won't do either and his reasons.
The 8 teams with the worst POI go into qualifiersif a team dies in qualifiers, they get qualifier immunity for one league
Who is streak passive aggressively referring too?
/nikg/ shouldn’t have been bailed out, neither should’ve /gbfg/
Threads faster than /4ccg/ get signed up directly to VGL, every other thread has to participate in qualifiers for the remaining spots.
>>547710859mornya
Small markets should not be killed because the feelings of the Chinese people were hurt. This is the 4cc arguments from 5 years ago again except these small markets actually have fans
2 or 3 people liking your team (including (you)) doesn't equal to a small market
>>547711236Rip more than half of the 4cc teams then
>>547711236There are teams like this right now that are /4ccg/ darlings lmao
Just do it like the gooks and ignore every cup in which gook teams don't do well
>>547711438Some teams do this for their wiki apparently.
>>547710474I think nomo interpreted that suggestion like in this post >>547711062 which is stupid, small market teams wouldn't be sacrificed for big market teams, they'd be sacrificed for slightly bigger smaller markets
>>547711482kekypow
>>547711382like who?
>>547711615The issue with doing qualies based on POI is that now you're making it a contest of who is autistic enough to samefag harder than the other small teams because there's no way to track someone doing that anymore.
>>547709338Is there any downside to this?
>>547711748You say that like the majority of teams don't already exist entirely on the will of their manager(s)
>>547711748just compare it to previous POIs, simple
>>547711826more incentive for sockpuppet/meatpuppet managers
You know they said in ASS that the POI post isn't the only thing they keep track of for genuine team interest, right?
>>547711896That doesn't go against what I said at all.
>>547711920>last POI was during a state when the thread was super active because of a big update>next POI is during a lull in updatesNice, my team just died.
>>547711896That's quite literally all teams. If a hole is left somebody needs to step up. If there's a market then somebody surely will, right?
>>547711661/mggg/
>>547712013They also say they don't keep track of anything else either
>>547712086No because managing fucking sucks and I'd never do it
>>547711438i like how their site highlights all their teams in red so you know which they like. this cup it's /bag/, /gfg/, /uma/, /nikg/, /lcg/, /zzz/, /hsrg/, /esg/, /@/ and /1999/
>>547711920>>547712043Literally the state of /1999/ right now. From 2 threads per day to one per 3 days.
>>547712035You're right, it doesn't
>>547712043shut the fuck up gio, your team's POI is over the mendoza line anyway, you shouldn't whine
>>547712243the worst taste in history
>>547712112true!
>>547712112>kekypow
>>547712308Nah that's you.
>>547712243Do gooks just refuse to play real games? I thought they used to rule the MMORPG market and had their knockoff NieR last year
>>547712181Well given how rabid stalking POI has been a trend lately I can see why they don't discuss the other factors openly.
>>547712451There were some racist gooks iirc, but the racism teams/generals died
Does UnderageMedic7 know his team didn't get put in qualies because revived teams get a bye?
>>547712553Underagemedic is going to be in qualies next VGL tho
>>547712483In-thread discussion during match day? I can tell you some of those lesser POI ones do in fact only get one to two replies at most
>>547712483>rabi stalking POIWhat she going to do to it?
>>547712043>divegrass poi always happens exactly when /mygeneral/'s game gets its major content dropsfeels good man
>>547712553His team didn't get put into qualies in 23 via performance because they happened to draw a diabolically bad auto, which only was an auto because the prospective manager was completely uninitiated and used the wrong pes version. A fortuitous sequence of events, to be sure.
>>547712043wow, I can't believe generals like /ddlc/, /ksg/, /omg/ , [insert any other team with no updates at all], get BIG UPDATES each time they do POI!
>>547712970Lest we forget that fortune favored him enough to land the spoon in his group in 24 as well.
sooooo have they done anything about the /gbpen/ player name colors yet
Dencock? The Streamers?
>>547712451almost none of their MMOs make it to the west and stellar blade had a single /vg/ thread that died before 350 replies (though it gets discussed occasionally in /nikg/ since the same dev studio made both games and there was a crossover event)
>>547713193Ask vglco directly, ramen
ASS forgot to apologize to the ball knower bobafan
>>547714069Why would they apologize when they're the ones who gave /fg/ the good auto? Maybe bobafan should be thanking them instead?
>>547712451Taking a look through the catalog, aside from the teams you listed there's not really any other games that are made by Korea/popular in Korea AND playing in VGL. And the combination of their net cafe culture, the general proliferation of mobile gaming especially in Asia, and their fucked up schedules strongly lean towards and incentivizes games-as-a-service type shit.
>>547715210This post is too reasonable, make it a shitpost that is closer to my view points next time.
>>547715210bruh that reads like chatgpt
G'PTale strikes again
>>547715440>korean offsiters are gachaslurpers kwabbypow>>>>very gacha leagueI hope this is more suited to your tastes.
>>547715963@mork explain this to me in simple terms.
>>547716063deyz a bunch of gitz
>>547715963post more boogi
>>547716629
I raped my co
>>547713435Sou on his mom's laptopBird/xs/ manager using his Steam Deck
>"I dislike bailouts"bellum when you tell him his team didn't go to qualies due to getting bailed out by resurrected teamskekypow
>>547717797>Sou on his mom's laptopholy fucking kino
>>547713435Denko here, trips are for fagsFriday: BorisSaturday: 14SpongerSunday: t4m4m4
Who's going to be first to stream on the GabeCube?
>>547717942the argument of "we shouldn't be rewarding shitters with a bailout! then they'll never even try to succeed!" is a dumb one anyway since almost all the suggestions about bailouts were if a team is stuck down in there for like 2-3 VGLs straight.i don't think there are many managers who will be like >well I'll just not attempt to try anymore for an entire fucking year and a half to two years straight until I get my VGLCo tax funded bailout!
>>547717942Daily KWABellum humilliation ritual
>>547717797>/xs/ manager using his Steam Deckunironically the stream would probably be at 1080p60 if its in docked mode
>>547718135aquantis seems like he likes wasting money on dumb shit so probably him
>>547717942Extra reminder that his team got bailed out because one of his testers has a buttbuddy that revived said resurrected team. Very organic revival.
>>547715210>strongly lean towards and incentivizes games-as-a-service type shit.it wasn't always liked this though... i thinkwhen i was young there was some good games (most of these released before i was at proper age to play, so most of them were old games when i was strated to play), well may be not good perhaps full of bugs and unpolished games but at least it was 'real games'startcraft hit my county sooo hard so there were lots of copy cats of starcraft and not only RTS, they were RPG games too, probably inspired from old JRPG i think? (there ones were really old one most of them released before i was born i think) i didn't played RPG genre at this point so can't tell much about these.anyway i still have lots of good memories about these games...so where's the studios that made these games you ask? probably ded i guess.thing is most of these studios couldn't survived. why? it's a very long story and i don't have clear idea either but long story short, korea was never been a good soil for growing good game culture.hell even i didn't bought this games legallyanyway instead of these studios we got P2W bullshit MMORPGs (well not all of them were MMORPGs but point is most of them were P2W and this is what made them shit imo), well some of them might be good but you know most of them were shit.so when JAPAN make Darksoul or some real shit we were stuck to... just shit i guess. well lots of koreans have good memoris about these MMORPGs unlike me so don't want to shit talk too muchand that leads to current gacha era to korea imo. well not only gacah though korean companies starting to make good games well it's long way to go but i'm glad they are starting to do something....now i really have to start aesthetic works instead of slacking off and disgrace my team... aIyaaaaaa
@grok summarize the post above me in a digestible format
I'm not going to read all that shit, also you aren't welcome here anymore since you:1) Submitted /4ccg/ for a 15 tournament2) You were shit3)Also a gook
>>547718592mofusoup
>>547718556To be fair even just /fg/ reviving by that point would have bailed the nikkers out
>>547718592groomed by qualiesoup
>>547718592@mork turn this into a greentext post that my retarded brain can understand
>>547718680>>547718858>Old DaysBeloved (buggy) "real" games like StarCraft clones & old RPGs>DeclineStudios died from piracy & bad Korean market>P2W EraReplaced by trash pay-to-win MMOs>NowGacha hell, but some hope for better games>ComparisonJapan crushed it (Dark Souls vs. Korean slop)>PosterMisses past, must stop slacking on work
>>547718592Thank you for your input, my liege
>/dng/ merc'd by ubertroonso over even before it began
>>547718592have you played nostale
>>547718592Please finish our aesthetics export. Don't make me get the whip out : )
>>547705848/wonderland/ export looking great
>>547719116Not only one but two qualifiers teams
>>547719891>slopget mankekypow
>>547720036t. Qualifiers bro
Who's the next namefag that the 'ccg is going to get fixated on?
>>547719116Luckily even Ramen can tell that team has had its day
>>547720221Next opinionated newfag
[goon news] streakie is organising a goon sesh
>>547720796invite sangen pls
>>547720796Where do I sign up?
>>547720796Least horny brown dust player
>>547718336I don't think anyone arguing for VGL byes is arguing for byes like the 4cc does it after every abortion. Which is funny because the people arguing against byes seem to think the other side are arguing to 4cc style byes
so is 210cm longball the meta for dbc
I'm calling it right now. Denko will include a bye question on the feedback form but it will not consider byes for teams dying in qualies once vs byes for teams dying several leagues in a row. It probably won't be intentional, but pro byes will flop bigly as a result. This will be followed on ASS by a 45 minute discussion consisting of mostly strawman arguments. Any good points made later in the feedback form will be disregarded because they don't want to touch on the subject again.
>>547723931the poll will just be invaded by the 4cc discord
The funny thing is none of this would be debated if /gig/ hadn't conceded that one goal against /ddlc/.
>>547724482trvke
>>547724482Or got trampled by elephants
>>547724482We heard you the first time UberMerc
It's simple, isn't it? We need a dedicated /4ccg/ discord, where nobody that's in any other 4cc discord is allowed. No managers, no /admin/, no aesco, just the teeming masses of the cup
>>547724704BEE
>>547724482The reason it was brought up doesn't matter. It will be a change for the future that won't involve only /gig/
>>547724704That already exists, it's called /offtopic/
>>547725152>has multiple 4CC, VGL and VTL managers in>has two Commissioners in>has aes members in it
>>547725296And it's one giant circlejerk, like what you want it to be.
>>547725118And when the revamped system ends up benefiting a non-'cord lolcow approved team everyone will be screaming and begging for a rollback.
>>547725152It's not public.
>>547725604Then BEE, niggaI'm not gonna join so I don't care either way.
>>547725436But it will be benefitting both /gig/ and /llsifg/? And many lolcows are crying and screaming over the byes (despite them not being implemented at all), just look at how the usual suspects are whining
>>547718592you could have just said mabinogi and shin megami tensei imaginei put so much time into those, those were goodthere is private servers for imagine but they keep taking them down and theres only so many times i can put 1000 hours in to something and lose it
Who is the forspoken of the VGL
>>547725296Which commish isn't in offtopic?
>>547725436>what abouttismShut the fuck up ubertrooner
>>547727971our king nor/mlp/erson
>>547724704.gg/dft
who even whined to put in byes in the first place
>>547728014I'm not your trooncord boyfriend sis, find someone else to suck off.
>>547725436>And when the revamped system ends up benefiting a non-'cord lolcow approved team everyone will be screaming and begging for a rollback.It's already happening tho. Ubertroon, Mercbitch, Kwabellum and other lolcows started whining about it because it spells danger for them
>>547728140fappypow
>>547728274It's been a topic that comes up any time a team gets stuck in qualies.It's louder this time because some schizo /gig/ fan flipped out about it bigly in /4ccg/
>>547729176It's never been brought up in VGL before yesterday because until then permafetus shitters were always micromarkets so with zero vocal fans or people in the 'cord to cry on their behalf.
>>547725436/llsifg/ is a 'cord lolcow team?
>>547729590/gig/ died in the last qualies as well
>>547729734No shit, it's them getting aborted twice in a row that sparked all this discussion. And yet no one whined about teams like /tf2g/ being fetus regulars.
>>547730248what ASS brought up is if they really really want a fetus bye, it has to be like 2nd 3rd or 4th fetus deathnot like 4cc everytime a free bailoutwhich i think is fair
>>547729706>has one of the biggest lolcows even worse than cogbrushAnd yet people here defend that troon
>>547729590>It's never been brought up in VGL before yesterdayThe VGL existed for years before you got here, UnderageMerc7yearsold
>>547730469It's not like the 4cc needs free fetus byes anymore either since Blinky is no longer tanking /a/
>>547730747see >>547728284
Everyone I don't like is a Troon - Troonccg's guide to internet discussion
>>547730729Neither llsifg guy is even close to your level of lolcow, 'brush
i like to cum
>>547730547The /pol/ experience encapsulated in a single picture.
>>547730547so now that X did this, when will /pol/ remove the meme flags
>>547730729Shall we bring up the 'cord post counts?
>>547722740help i dont want to think for myself
>>547730997in my mercedes benz
>>547731368Yeah bro, go for it
>>547730729shut the fuck up mercbitch, the /llsifg/ retard is just a chatfag
>>5477313684-4-2 long ball with two 210 cm gold CF goal poachers, 4 non medal destroyers, 2 silver CB, 2 defensive fullbacks, defensive GK
>>547731550What's yer name kid?
>>547731906Uhmm...Mercedes Benz
>>547731802use either a c10 cmf or some lmf/rmfs to feed to ball if double cf
>>547731602>>547731802ok bwos
The /llsifg/ tranager falseflagged as a /gig/ fan in order to kickstart all this bye discussion, what a pathetic piece of shit. Git gud faggot.
>>547730805Removing them just because /a/ aren't regulars anymore would imply they were only introduced to help big markets, which is not the case.
>>547733391I don't know if blinky /a/ would be classed as a big market but that rule was introduced for his sake so
>>547734225>that rule was introduced for his sakeSo you don't know
>>547734310Maybe I don't. Perhaps (You) can tell me why that rule was introduced when it was then
>>547726390>mabinogiholy fucking kino
It's up.gg/JAEnv4qV
>>547735160>introduced when it wasThe timing was pretty unlucky yeah, but waiting another cup before introducing it just so people wouldn't say it was for blinky's sake would have been retarded.
>>547735341>its realtaba please dont join this
>>547734225When that rule came into effect /a/'s most recent form was a babby 4th place and a clutch relegation from an elite cup on 4 points. It would be the start of a 5 year long elite drought that would end with blinky retiring lole.It had more to do with the fact the cup saw its first megababby in 4 years and with 41 teams competing so it was pretty much a gesture of goodwill towards that one odd team out which ended up being /aco/.
/pcrg/ will be winning vgl26.
>>547736040Maybe one person is saying this, but not me
>>547736040after they killed kot
>>547735160/co/
>>547735713It is funny that both the 4cc and vgl moved away from new teams going straight into qualifiers when it used to be a fact of life for both competitions.
>>547736040Hmmm, nyo.
/kotFC/ will be winning DBC6.
>>547736458the only thing the kot is getting is a dfc
>>547736458Can't think of a worse mercshit team than this. No one has even played princess connect for a minute.
>>547736579discord fappy cock?
>>547736349New and reviving teams are imo justified in getting byes. If you are trying to build up a new fanbase or reviving it then there's nothing worse than getting owned in a fetus.
>>547736747/rabi/bros...
i haven't showered since thursday
Is there some sort of guide for dummies how to be a manager? I've been thinking about it for a while now, since nobody in our general appears to be interested.
Breeding kyots and kyot posters
>>547738342If they aren't interested, why are you?
has anyone in vgl ever played epic seven
>>547736040but what if they get an even bigger reaper of a manager, surely they can't sink even lower... right?
>>547738342If you're talking about VGL, the signup page covers the absolute basics of what you need to do to become a manager. And there's rules and getting involved if you need more into.But first, what exactly do you mean by "nobody appears to be interested". Do they want to see the team play but nobody wants to BEE or do they simply do not care? If it's the latter, don't even bother signing up. If it's the former you can try to sign them up for an invitational to give the general a rough idea of how it works.
Another Monday, another /4ccg/ update. This is your final chance to have your voice heard before the export deadline this Sunday.>Please welcome new player 21 is Fixed!>The logo now features all the Stars /4ccg/ has won.>In that vein, players who wear standard boots now wear all the Golden Boots /4ccg/ has won (only visible on stonetoss atm because I wasn't going to redo the image for everyone who has no other changes)>Rabi has a gun>The 2huminati's demand for more accurate representation has been acknowledgedEven if you don't have any model suggestions >we could still use funny shirt numbers/names for everyone.
>>547739375Fuck, that 2huminati model is perfect.
>>547739375give the triangle the metallic shader
>>547736218No the rule was made after /co/ stopped being fetus shitters. It was literally for /a/
>>547739375>BreedpostingSix months ago called, they want their meme back.
>>547739375Kwabccg feels redundant with /pw/ brainrot
>>547739375Very nice, the new models are great
>>547739375can you update the logo on the wiki
>>547739375Another idea for a player is Jauned.com or Jaun the Reaper, with the /x/ skeleton in a black robe and sombrero surrounded by the corpse of kot, marth, hitler and kane.
>>547739375hfk
>>547739375Can you make me a sandwich
>>547740016The idea of a reaper player works, but calling out Juan feels a little too ephemeral. 3 months ago the same memes were being made about bong.
>>547739375There were some changes suggested for Lost Media and kwabccg, but I can’t remember the number of the post
>>547740272Fair, I guess it's a little too much.
ASS q&a anchor post, I'm nomo btw
>>547740570does being gay help with managing
>>547739375Make >page 9 an actual cute girl of your choosing
>>547739375i hadn't seen that new logo but it is gorgeous
>>547740570if you put a 100g magnet in a 1kg jar and then another 100g magnet underneath it pushing on it, whats the weight of the jar
>>547740874is the 100g magnet inside pulling up? then 1k if not 1,1k
>>547740874The mass of the jar itself doesn't change so it still weighs 1 kg. The weight of the jar and its contents is a different question and requires more info
>>547740647As long as she's flat
>>547740570if the vgl groups were topological groups, which one would be SO(3)?
>>547740570Is it true teams with outdated wiki pages are being sent to qualies next vgl?
>>547741886Unfathomably based
>>547739584It's a genso cup model but adding the fumos is based
>>547739879breedposting should now be the sangen v zoer waifu consolewar
>>547742245Fuck off VGL newfag lolcow
>>547739375melty on the 'cord*
>>547742245Since you put it like that, I think it's better off left as breedposting
>>547742285melty
>>547742379Already a player
>>547742324The ESL king is already there
>>547739879>>547742245In the last three complete threads, ~2300 posts, breeding was mentioned only 8 times. With that being said, we shouldn't encourage Zoer/Sanganfags either. I propose we replace breedposting with a more neutral "Parasocial Relationships with Managers" player
On the discord, in a channel
>>547739879I'm afraid our manager is a merc
>>547739375/zzz/bro btw
>>547742683Breedposting is a good catch-all term for that
Breedposting puts all kinds of goon posting into one player. >>547742683>Parasocial Relationships with ManagersThis one could work.
my idea for qualifier byes:if a team managed to collect 5 points in the span of 2 qualifiers and not make it out, they get a bye for the next VGL.why?MY problem personally with byes is teams that put 0 effort in getting them and then on matchday we have to watch the most boring fucking team known to man, everyone knows how it ends, just doesn't work.however, teams that actually try and capable of winning games should definitely given byes. sometimes you just get unlucky and one of the quali caretaken teams gets the god auto.that's all
>>547742683>we shouldn't encourage...>SO LET'S MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS WITH THIS NEW NAMEno, fuck you, breeding stays
>>547743260Yeah teams that were close could get a bye after an X number of qualifiers, I would never give a bye after just 1, and if you always bottom groups you get nothing.
At the end of the day.. Its Just PES..
>>547743260my liege
>>547742683>>547743407Parasocial Relationships aren't just with managers, people act like they know Crimson on a personal level all the time. Maybe drop the "with managers" bit from the end so it's more general
>>547743663This could be a new player imo, not a breeding replacement.
>>547743561I'm a native speaker and I could read his post just fine.
>>547743260>MY problem personally with byes is teams that put 0 effort in getting them and then on matchday we have to watch the most boring fucking team known to man, everyone knows how it ends, just doesn't work.Most of these teams manage to luckshit out of going into qualies in the first place.
>Crimson out of nowherekekypoo
>>547743663Model is Don Draper>I feel bad for you>I don't think about you at all
rabi lead us to victory and now you want to replace her... shameful
Rabi from /esg/
>>547744469The same /esg/ L'av was banned from?
I don’t usually talk much except to profess my love for my Zoer wife, so I’ll keep it simple: just let the /4ccg/ team be. There’s no need to force the things most of the general dislikes into it.
>>547744469But where's Rabi?I don't see her
/esg/ is a certified chatGPT general btw
:21isfixed:
>>547744008replace Rabi and I will tear up the conventions for /4ccg/ and return to violently overthrow the current manager and reinstate Rabi by way of past manager coup. Rabi is untouchable /4ccg/ territory and I will publicly behead any manager than removes her, retake control of /4ccg/ and reinstall her while posting smug Rabis. You are warned manager-kun.
>>547744808kekypow
>>547744818BoBbro btw
>>547739375give the BEE more BEEs pls
>>547739375>21 is fixedput an Argentinian flag and an Essex getting ACK'd hidden behind that triangle.
>>547739375Shouldn't it be Sounald Trump?
>>547745979The joke is that Sou is senile
>white pc streamer for my first matchNOOOOOO
Friday: QDGAYSaturday: White case PC streamerSunday: KWABson
>my team gets KWABson
>>547746948t. aKWABri
>>547746226As opposed to Trump?
>>547747295>kwabson gets /smtg/ - /gbpen/kekypow
>>547747756>gets to download another 3gb shitdori audio exportOh nonono
>>547746948It's a holiday weekend for burgers, and some of them are streaming divegrass?!
You all talk like that as if the other anime girls teams' exports don't have that amount of music. What about /@/? What about /llsifg/? What about the deceased /revue/? What about /psg/? You just like to cry
>>547746514What is this post? Fucking YouTube shill type message?
>>547748724Unironically raped post
>>547748724clueless
>>547748724All that just to say some random poster on 4ccg has utterly raped you bigly.
>>547735341Site?
>>547748724all of those have fewer songs than /gbpen/ + they are better songsquality over quantity
>>547748727DC inside post. The ESL God Emperor himself in his element.
>>547748724>all those songs>it's all coverslopKekypow. Might as well be a vt league music export
>>547746514link to the 'side pls
>>547748724i will watch /gbpen/ anime and i will play the gacha and i will tolerate it
>>547750115Thank you for your input nomo
>>547750115Cuckypow
Diversity and tolerance are our greatest strengths.
>>547750115we know denKWABcchi
>>547750740/zzz/bro btw
>>547750740/gbpen/bro btw
>>547750740I stil hate women and demand them banned from Divegrass.
>>547750740Seems you tolerate the diversity of the people fucking your wife.
>>547750878
>>547751038>wanting to watch only menKinda gay desu
>>547751559/fng/bro btw
>>547752547/fit/core
friendly reminder
>>547753308Memazo
>>5477533082007 called, they want their facebook memes back
>>547753308only for genius??
>>547757982vaginal rape
>>547757982Consensual anal sex
>>547738342Just the discord, ask and people will help you. It's too late to join this league though, so you're aware.
>>547738342which general?
When I'm a merc and I'm in a sockpuppet personality creation contest but >>547759238 >>547759469 and >>547738342 are my opponents
>>547705616
denko announces he's getting gangbanged by people he recognizes from the 'cord
>>547760845Post the liveleak link
>>547761108I read this as livestreak for a moment
Just walked by nomo's apartment with a blue shirt, whoever was after me as gangstalker #37 you're up next
I ask cipher how its testing against my team and he says "ts so tuff" with wilted flower emoji
>>547764062damn, /nepgen/ is good this time?
>>547761380I'm in the bathroom abort abort, turn around and buy me some time
>>547764062My king?
Holy shit bubonariusquinto from /zzzzbsbhs/ is having a melty on 'cord over kwabadenkonomoquuday
>>547768148erm, i went on the 'cord and no such thing happened
>>547768148nah it's okay, he was doing it in response to squibidihingusdingus from /pspspsps/ so in this case it was justified
>>547719891>submits another overpowered export with all cards 20 enabledWhat inspires this brand of autism, and why do cups keep accepting this team?
ESL emperor speaking on 'cord
A: 1st /vrg/-2nd /bag/-3rd /xivg/-4th /psg/B: 1st /gfg/-2nd /aceg/-3rd /smbg/-4th /akg/C: 1st /kfg/-2nd /hgg2d/-3rd /civ4xg/-4th /dbg/D: 1st /uma/-2nd /fg/-3rd /nikg/-4th /pg/E: 1st /zzz/-2nd /fng/-3rd /lcg/-4th /hsrg/F: 1st /ddlc/-2nd /snowg/-3rd /ksg/-4th /utg/G: 1st /hanny/-2nd /drg/-3rd /tf2g/-4th /wowg/H: 1st /wtg/-2nd /egg/-3rd /hbg/-4th /hbr/I: 1st /alg/-2nd /gbpen/-3rd /smtg/-4th /nepgen/J: 1st /mggg/-2nd /fgog/-3rd /esg/-4th /gbfg/K: 1st /@/-2nd /trg/-3rd /2hug/-4th /pmmm/L: 1st /1999/-2nd /ink/-3rd /omg/-4th /skg/Final Positions: Champion /vrg/(V3, Re-feet)-Runner-up /gfg/-3rd /@/-4th /bag/ or /wtg/
Runner up is /gfg/
>>547773817I like how he couldn't help himself and put /pmmm/ at the bottom of their group even below the autopilot.
This VGL will be Last day of /pmmm/./llsifg/ and /pmmm/ will finally death in after VGL25.
>>547773817>>547773872>>547774295:snaaOK:
>>547773965I respect the hate.
vrg-(bag)-(xivg)-psgToss up between xivg and bag. But if the curse of champions does exist then it's a three way battle for psg, xivg and bag.akg-gfg-aceg-smbgIf akg doesn't fell out of trap from smbg auto, they can easily top this group. The only team that relies on winning momentum and if they lose, this team feels like they aren't trying anymore. Also I feel like gfg is improving the most after their previous vgl.dbg-kfg-hgg2d-civ4xgI have no info for civ4xg so I don't have any metric to compare (friendlies doesn't count) dbg is slowly getting out of slump and should go up from here.uma-(nikg)-(pg)-fglast vgl for nikg was very unlucky. I hope the manager can do better this season. The pressure for this group is all on uma so there might be a chance that fg might steal some games because of their comeback performance.(hsrg)-(zzz)-(lcg)-(fng)In Korea, this is a group of death and possibly, group where the largest fans are probably looking forward to the whole vgl. In fact that this is group E means we can watch early without worrying. Maybe the draws are rigged? Also the most unpredictable group ever. Looking forward to this.ddlc-snowg-utg-ksgI think two autopilots will win this easily. The two managed team are very weak. utg relies on luck and ksg is just bad.hanny-(drg)-(tf2g)-(wowg)Another case of very unpredictable group with these three teams but I would rate drg higher with a chance to promote into the hell's wild card.egg-hdg-wtg-hbrStraightforward group to guess. The only thing I worry is hdg manager fuck ups which may happen and wtg might steal 2nd place.smtg-(gbpen)-(alg)-nepgenIf smtg abandoned their core beliefs of defensive only strat just like the previous vgl, they have a chance to top the group. Otherwise gbpen will snatch top group spot and alg might also have a chance to take 2nd on the group.
I miss gw
>>547778048fgog-mggg-esg-gbfgeasy group for fgog. The rest are just point vending machine@-2hug-pmmm-trgNo info on trg. Easy group for @(ink)-(skg)-1999-omgFinally, ink is good but if they're not careful then skg will steal top spot.
>The rest are just point vending machinekek I liked that one. Gook ball knowers vs /4ccg/ who will have the most accurate takes?
Can someone spoon feed me the pottis goalhorn?
>>547778048People are sleeping on /wowg/
Scenes when fgog barely gets out on 4 points -2GD
>>547779838speaks of the group's quality that the worst scenario you can think for /fgog/ still has them advancing
>>547780210One team is fucking gbfg (with manlet CBs), then it's a 5atb (that Sou made) and a 343. I can easily see every team beating gbfg, then it's a race to who can beat each other the hardest.
/gbfg/ will beat /fgog/ through a historical PESing and escape KWABifiers yet again
>>547780629It's peam
>>547779328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAB9BAxpJw
>9
I didn't have AGP before I started using this thread
>>547772164>overpoweredI think giving players all the cards makes then (more) stupid, I tested against it and it was nothing special
>>547786767yeah giving them more cards can make them retarded
>>547786695/bag/bro btw
>>547786695I prefer PCI.
>>547786695I have MGP
I prefer gw, the gook will never replace him, very tiny dick energy
>>547778195ill remember this slight
kekypow
>>547778048OH SHIT LETS GO WE IN THE GROUP OF DEATH
>>547773817He picks the last champion to win again every single time
>>547795019Seriously. Remember /2hug/ V2? I bet he doesn't
>>547794598yep, I'm thinking we're breaking the viewership record again
>>547795519meant for>>547794789
do heights matter more on DMFs or CMFs?
>>547796185DMFs
Are we getting any commentary new blood?
it's time for aoba's manager arc
>>547798132He failed verification twice already
>>547798132/g/oat manager
>>547798132Sou would personally approve Aoba status as manager as thanks for the things he did for 4cc. I now welcome our new /g/ manager Aoba.
>>547798268Not in 4cc
Can caretakers commentate their teams?
Yes, I've had sex with someone I met through the Cup.Yes, I was the bottom. What about it?
>>547799352no
Yes, I've had sex with someone I met through the Cup.Yes, I was on top.What about it?
>>547800895Why not?
>>547802529Because they're only going to talk about one team
>>547802957That's every commentator
im learning korean to better interact with my team's fans and read the popular memes
>/egg/ /wtg/ in a groupDoes this happen often? I feel like it happens often
2. yes TWO. days till /vg/ league 25
>>547793470OHHH I'M CHOKING ON A THOUSAND /u/ MANAGEMENT DICKS- add this to every group and you have GW takes.
>>547803629WHAT
>>547804026Given how the last cup went he'd probably be slobbering over the /vg/ management's dicks more. He'd still be on /u/'s dicks as well of course, but /vg/ would get first dibs
>>547778048>In Korea, this is a group of deathWhat did you mean by this
>>547805228views.
>>547805605Just because of /lcg/?
[good news]Lav can commentate /esg/
>>547805228fuckton of views because it's all the gachas popular in worse korea. Replace Fortnite with Blue Archive, Nikke or R1999 and this goes up even higher
>>547805743because of gooks.
>>547803619This will be the 4th time. Other notable rematches>/vrg/-/xivg/: 3rd consecutive league>/gfg/-/akg/: /akg/'s 2nd ever game>/kfg/-/civ4xg/: /kfg/'s 3rd ever game>/smtg/-/nepgen/ and /alg/-/gbpen/: 3rd time playing for both>/alg/-/nepgen/: /alg/'s 1st ever game>/fgog/-/mggg/: /fgog/'s 3rd ever game
>>547806673I knew South Korea was into /lcg/ but not the others. Do they bump the numbers on cyube or do they restream somewhere else
>>547807885If it's /lcg/ or /bag/ then they restream to their own cytube. Not sure about the others.
>>547807746>/fgog/ v /mggg/ A legendary stream
>>547807746>/vrg/-/xivg/: 3rd consecutive league/xivg/ has literally been paired with /vrg/ every single time since this team's inception.Truly a fitting pair of generals to be together forever
>>547807885No. They have restreams for a couple of teams they care about in their own cytu be
>>547812472never-ending mating press
>>547808459Yeah my stream certainly will be legendary during that match long piss break
'ew 'oss
>>547813427I don't get it
>>547812919>willretard
>>547813569a second tranny has jumped the bridge
>>547813970I don't get it
.fun is down
>>547813427rightmost tail feather in panel 2 lookin mad sus
>>547813427Turkey's can glide tho
Just finished one last test run of the Kurisumasu Cup to finalise the ruleset and see what’s the best I can get from the gameplay tools without it turning into a complete fugfest. I regret absolutely fucking nothing. I’ll be a wee bit of a coward and say I won’t need to introduce the Übergolds for this tournament — it’d be overkill, especially with the time constraints, and I don’t need to turn it into PES16.Haven’t decided yet if it’s going to be full autopilots, keeping it in the same spirit as Sou’s Small Team Shitshow, or if I’ll allow pastebins (basically following Tottori’s school of “changes limited to presets only”). If managers want to set something special for musical exports, that’s great. Remember, there are no real stakes in this EotY memetational beyond just having >fun.Also, the wiki page is up since yesterday.https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_Kurisumasu_CupThe refs are SIEG HEILing well enough to the point they give me 5 red cards at 103 strictness.
>>547817114>Data Execution Prevention Controversywut
>With /toy/'s survival hopes hanging in the balance as they went into Group A's final match against /c/, in a premeditated move Tinker/toy/ provided very unusual tactics for his team, playing the entire squad out of position, all but destroying /toy/'s hopes of survival. The event brought up difficult and controversial questions regarding manager authority and accountability. wtf was his problem
Why are these uncs talking about 4cc ahhh while it's VGL season :skull:
Hey Ducky, how big are your wallpapers? 1680x1050? 1920x1080? They sure as fuck aren't 6'8" on average you height abusing fuck
>>547818221spitting facts chat, no cap on god fr fr VGL is the sigma league, we aura farming out here, low key giving 67 vibes
>>547819460these girls look like they
https://exhentai.org/g/3654557/8c3cbd05c0/
My life is empty without footy
I wanted to rewatch some 2025 matches, but archive is kill.
>>547820220Who do I blame for this
>>547820220We killed funfag for his crimes.
>>547820456Aoba.
>>547820538WHAT
/fa/ need foojile more than ever
Your current top 5 shitters./civ4xg/, /nepgen/ and /smbg/ have not made it out of groups the last 3 vgls they played./akg/ has failed the last 4 times.And top shitter is /ksg/ with failing the last 5 vgls they played.
>>547822339/akg/, more like /aKWABg/ amirite?
>>547822339UberQualies soon
>>547822426How they manage to win autumn but fuck up in vgl is a mystery to me.
>>547739375Beautiful logo, putting the stars in a circle is a great idea.
>>547822998They "borrowed" a proven export then got 6 easy matches to ride it home with
>>547822339>>547822998/omg/ runs the same thing that their manager runs on elite final day /b/ and they have never advanced from a group in 4 VGLs. Sometimes you just have the sauce in one format but not the other.
>>547822998Carried by Streak
>>547822998Because Streak carried them + they took an already proven export instead of crafting it themselves. They would've been fetused if they submitted their own export.
>>547824293The power of a Jets season ticket
Average ranking per group. Unranked teams ranked at 48. Group A: 23Group B: 25.25Group C: 22.5Group D: 24Group E: 26.5Group F: 25.5Group G: 26.25Group H: 29.5Group I: 28Group J: 26.25Group K: 29.75Group L: 27As usual this doesn't actually mean much because teams can swing wildly between VGLs yadda yadda.
>>547820456I blame you.
>put aes on players>they start playing betterhmmmmmmm
>>547826598PH-kun is a notorious shitter.
>>547826598>never test with aesthetics on the other teamI-is this why my team always does better in testing?
>>547826598This is why you should test without your opponent's aes loaded to build confidence in your players
>>547753308huh, cool
>>547813427Cute kiwi
>>547822339Literally ubereats manager
>>547818221>Why are these uncs talking about 4cc in the 4cc threadtruly a mystery
>>547822998Babby cups don't have try hards past the group stage because the point is to enter the elite cup, their group was difficult but after they were out of it they faced mostly teams that give no fucks.
>>547812919He meant this one, newfag-kunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v5IC7_-NU4
>>547829467how did people watch this shit
>>547829362everyone was trying to win
>>547829362Calling that group hard iss generous when it had that /co/ and /vp/ in it
>>547830018>how did people watch this shitStay tuned to AGL 10 and find out
>>547830280/vp/ gave /aco/ a much tougher match than /vg/ did and /co/ was good enough just not in that group
>>547829467It's incredible that the modern day dtroit stream is actually indistinguishable from one he did like 10 years ago.
>>547831075Time flows slower inside the nutty putty cave.
>>547830280Compared to what, fucking /jp/ that got raped? /h? /an/? Get serious.
>>547830280/vp/ would've gotten out of every other group and /co/ would've gotten out of most of them. /co/ only looked bad because they had the cup champion, an export that has never lost a group stage game, and the best 3rd place team all as their opponents.
>>547830018Back in the time it was absolutely hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing during the entire match.You need to consider that it was the climax of a series of fuckups over the course of the matchday, with things getting more and more janky and streamers getting replaced one after the other.
Both Summer and Autumn cups were really low level except for a couple of teams and the champions.
nah /co/ was fucking garbage honestly
>>547831260I didn't say the knockouts weren't free wins, I said their group is getting overestimated. Which is true, even now
Everyone know best team was /u/ they only got unlucky but it was best team so far
>/u/ out of nowhere
There hasn't been a good 4cc since the World cup
The only Autumn team that can pull the "unlucky" card is /mlp/
god no that patch is widely shit on
>>547832168no one actually cares about the quality of match, they just want to have fun. world cup was fun in part because it was a mess
I inquired of Alex how his trials against my team were faring, and he replied, “’Tis so dreadfully taxing,” accompanied by the emblem of a most sorrowfully drooping bloom.
>>547832319PhiloCipher...
Do you think the vglsphere talks about managers too much?
>they always talk about (You) but never about (Me)
>>547833661You tell me.
>>547834283mundo...
>>547817370Short story: something in Windows Defender alters gameplay in PES 2013. I’ve tested it on both vanilla 13 and PESJP, and all I can say is that it’s pretty much true in both cases. Why you get rubberband games or high-scoring games and wild draws when that shit is on is still a mystery. All I can say is that I’ve seen tsome horrfying stuff during my tests — like a 6–6 AET game when the FT score was fucking 2-2.>>547817649One of the most puzzling things I’ve ever watched - on brand with the cup general autism and yet still managing to go too far. It’s in the archive. Whenever >fun is back alive, go watch it if you haven’t already. If you want to hear Boris being truly upset at something, that's one way to do it. I also remember Sou and his colour commentators (Tenko and UFOPORNO I think) talking about it during the 2018 Autumn Friendlies during the preparations of a /c/-/toy/ match.
This is my advisor yuri!
>>547837267Cuck
hey guys check out this spider I saw
>>547837665fat fuck
>>547837465Katyusha is not a cuck, she's just unsure of how to deal with the fact that she has two moms
I can only view yuri in a performative manner
>>547837665this reminds me some giant housepider snuck into my home when I had the windows open and I smashed it with a broom lol
>>547838021This, it's like sports entertainment but for your dick
>>547834283This literally happened to the hanny gook
>>547838313>it's like sports entertainment but for your dickBut enough about /nikg/ matches
>>547839694chibislopbro btw
/bag//nikg//esg//trick/your group c(hibi) in vgl26
>>547842929>two of them will diegood for me
i need to masturbate
>>547842929we can't have more than 2 chibis per group because otherwise we 100% ensure that at least 1 of them survives
>>547838313Cuck bro BTW.
>>547842929/esg/ is so forgettable no one remembers they aren't chibis anymore
>>547843603Want some help?~
>>547843869>implying
Last night I met up with a cosplayer, surprisingly she was wearing one about that /1992/ MC, she was a total slut, I'm tired.
>>547844464Anon met Sangen?!
>>547844571Don't fucking now, might've been as well since we don't know shit about >"her". Either way I find it funny because I wouldn't have recognized the character if it weren't for the team entering the league.
>>547844352>>547844446>>547844946>>547844464>>>/trash/
>>547844946>Don't fucking nowMy liege...
>>547844075>they aren't chibis anymorewtf when did that happen
gooned bigly to the ba gyaru slut
>>547844464>>547844946how big is she and how's her head game
>My liege...
>>547845065Sorry for eating a K, I'll accept my new title nonetheless.>>547845187She was actually thin and petite, right up my alley. Don't care about blowies that much but I would give her a 7/10
>>547845371found the ESL
wtf I spent the entire week making models for sangen only for her to fuck a random anon while cosplaying??
I thought that /1992/ is for lesbians...
>>547845738Yuri and /zzz/ bro BTW.
>>547845738cuckypow!
>>547845738Cuckypow!
>>547846002Lesbians aren't real bro
>>547845371Found the reddit expert
>>547846108You're not real.
>>547846539How can lesbians be real if women aren't real? Checkmate atheists.
>>547846706>women aren't realThey are (sadly)
>>547845738well what can you say except YABADABADOOOOOOOOOO
>>547845738don't you have a girlfriend? why would you care lol?
>eslking.png>Xpow!>X bro btw>my wife X>you sound raped>KWAB
I cheated 10 years ago and my Co doesn't know. Do I have to tell him?
>>547848497Damn, Nomo lives here?
>>547848497>>547848520Cuckypow!
>>547848520It depends. Did it pay off?
>>547848497>cheap housing>close communities>walkable citieswhat's wrong with that?
>>547848497The yurifag kingdom look like this?
>>547849473How else do you think they keep finding new esls for testing and managing?
>>547849473A bit more sovlful
Sangen a whore, Zoer a cute
>fucks your wife
DUH!!!! RAPED!!!! DUH, KEKYPOW!!???!!1 RAPED!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!???
>>547850914raped
>>547850914unfathomably raped
>>547849906Is that kowloon?
Guys please don't joke about rape, it's not funny, my friend was raped in a particularly hot summer day in 1992
>>547851347You are dead bro...
>>547850914/zzz/bro btw
>>547850914kekypow!
i begin to understand why denko doesn't want /4ccg/ in vgl
ASS summary doko.
>>547850914man i remember the og pasta
>>547850914kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow kekypow raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped raped you're welcome
>>547851989cunnysoup is still busy writing it
can you guys upload your dbc tactics already so i know what to steal, thanks
>>547852057"Raped"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Raped"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "raped"?
>>547845082Literally the first cup they were in
>>547852046i saw that
>>547852287just copy /fg/ but add bufflets and height abuse
>>547850914DUH!!!! RAPED!!!! DUH, KEKYPOW!!???!!1 RAPED!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR KEKYPOW RAPED KEKYPOW RAPED RAPED RAPED KEKYPOW RAPED I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING INSANE ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD KEKYPOW KEKYPOW KEKYPOW RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE KWAB LOL TRVKE! RAPED!!!1 ESLKING!!! LE /ZZZ/BRO!!! I AM /ZZZ/BRO!!! NO ESLKING ESL ESLING! ESLKING BEING ESL! AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOW MY POST IS RAPED ISN'T IT? I AM LE /ZZZ/BRO NOW AREN'T I??? RAPED RAPED KEKYPOW RAPED TRVKE /ZZZ/BRO 'CORD RAPED RAPED RAPED KEKYPOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>547853008kekypow
>>547853008
>>547853008raped /zzz/bro btw
>>547853008I laughed
i like divegrass :D
>>547854350Same :)
>>547854350same
>>547851347AGREED BROTHER HH
>>547854350evil herejust4divegrass...
man this thread is pretty bad right now. I'm just gonna go check out the vglcord general chat instead
i took a giant shit on VGL
>>547739375Hey yo can i have an export from you boss to put the tictacs on that way the team's got all the aesthetic settings out of the box?
>>547853008kek
>>547855537
>>547835543>I also remember Sou and his colour commentators (Tenko and UFOPORNO I think) talking about it during the 2018 Autumn Friendlies during the preparations of a /c/-/toy/ match.I mean Sou reads and posts here, you can just ask him about it and his thoughts on the matter right now.
>>547859664There aren't a lot of thoughts left going through that head.
>>547858986THIS IS A TI-THIS IS A TIME FOR WHICH A HERO MUST SUCCEED, FAILURE IS NOT A CHOICE
Uh oh someone got raped by the 'ccg
>>547862924Not on my watch.*Draw a jewish symbol on the touch screen*Healing Touch.
Reminder that Lan Party 3 signups are open.It will be held in PES20.Sign up NOW! pleasehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki/LAN_Party_the_3rd:_Admins_of_the_Frozen_ThroneHave a nice week
>>547863973
>>547822998Easy opponents in knockouts
>>547848520Apologise to Delta We lost, again. I promised you guys something better for /out/ and we fucking failed. I can say the team was shit or that we got PESed but then im ignoring the root of all problems. Our management team is shit and has failed multiple times up until this point.We haven’t tested multiple formations like we agreed ago weeks agoNobody proofed tests-sets to make sure shit workedOne of my co-managers just fucking disappeared for the whole weekendAnother one of my co-managers is balls deep inside the /po/ managerOne of the testers leaked all of our stuff to the /jp/ managementWe fucking failed on all fronts this cup and it hurts me so goddam much. You guys deserve so much better than this shitshow. I feel like a fucking failure in front of you guys. I just wanted to advance normally for once and fucking failed this cup and the Summer cup. 0 point after 2 matches is just a fucked up scenario. We have almost no chance to advance with this. I want to promise you guys something good next week but I know something will go wrong. Either way I will go full on /po/ and will drop everything until matchday to make my last game with /a/ something worth remembering.
>>547860342There is only the screaming yearning for vengeance my soul craves.
>>547829467>DF
>>547869201what are your actual thoughts on the thing he quoted
I got raped...
KWAB
>>547874534>In case the 4ch@ncup gallery auxiliary broadcast room overlaps with the Divegrass Before Christ 6 Trinity /trinity/ broadcast, DBC will be given priority over VGL.
reddit post above
WAH WAH WAHH REDDIT POST ABOVE UMA MUSUME RAPED MY FAMILY I'M SUCH A WEE LITTLE BABY SO I HAVE TO RESORT TO SAY THE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE ARE REDDIT IN /4CCG/ WAH WAH WAHHHGrow a pair you little bitch
>>547885867Trvke but also raped
>>547885867not only raped but also merc coded post
>>547885867Raped trvke
>>547885867rapeddit
Goodbye horses
>>547888962I'm flying over you
>>547886164>>547887476
HiVGL25 ASS Episode 2https://rentry.co/spreadsass
>>547892278>qualifiers worse for losing managers than fans? but /gig/ and /llsifg/ aren't resigningWell, one /pcrg/ lost one (and I won't dogpile on Juan) but this half killed /pcrg/ already, it is what it is.
>>547894171I feel like Juan has been on the way out for some time. He is at the point where he can’t contribute time into this and now is just uncompetitive accordingly.
>>547894171qualifiers kill fans, if it killed managers then it's because that team actually deserved it
>>547892278>Beebs called himself old and gay and got no replies
>>547892278>Beebs wants to call up Crimson to organize a trade, Crimson gets Baldyose, ASS gets their best guy which is just QD again>there is not a single person on First Fuckass worth getting>ASS will get Sou full-time, they don't get a commissioner on their streams anymoreBeebs RAPES First fuck ass live once again
>>547892278>supposed God Auto can't beat a team that's died in two straight qualifiersYihadsoup…
>>547895312Have qualifiers ever killed a team?
>>547892278ASS neglected to mention that the God Auto was originally /digi/ in 12, who 9-pointed their group and finished 3rd, and was also used as the base for /cm/ in PES18
>>547900150/dng/
>>547901918This was said in the first ASS https://rentry.co/miniass at "this auto always make quarterfinals" which is here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2626550192?t=0h32m47s
>>547901918Bob mentioned it during the pointless pre-qualies ass actually
>>547892278If the council thinks there's 'signs of neglect' with /gbfg/ why don't they do something about it?
just watched the qualies >very glad for tf2g >unlucky for gig>can't believe hdg joins the hitlerball teams, was probably raped too hard by smtg in 'L24
>>547904507Because that's the thread's problem. If they don't like it they can bee and ask for him to be overthrown.
>>547904828hot
>>547904828I wasn't just talking about the manager, it seems like the thread itself doesn't really care about anything to do with the team yet they still take part
>>547904536hitlerball?
>>547905080he means when a team looks like dogshit for most of the match but still squeaks by with a narrow low-scoring win, usually 1-0 but in this case it was 2-1
>>547905080good defense shit offense/pmmm/, /smtg/, /nepgen/, /akg/
>>547905023actual /gbfg/ exists in crew discords, the thread is a corpse puppeted by about 3-4 schizos
>>547905239I've actually had a nick of disappointment when /aceg/ denied us the Hitler vs Stalin match last league
>>547905453and I don't mean it's an offsiter team, those are still 4chan-aligned crews where everyone posts cunny and says nigger.
>>547905694So are they 4chan or are they discord? You can't have it both ways.
I love my zoer wife.
>>547905778But enough about the 4cc
>>547906362We're talking about /gbfg/ here
dcinside gossip>It’s Samwonsaek’s first time managing the 1999 team, but it seems they’ve been following VGL consistently for a while. Apparently, they were going around claiming that Joeo, the Mahjong manager who is currently suspended, is their wife (!) lol.
>>547907885That's nice dear
>>547907885>sangan was the zoerposter
>>547905453/gbfg/ seems to be on the faster side of /vg/ threads, I guess those 3-4 schizos must be replying to themselves/each other a lot or something
>>547902265/dng/ died because they were managed by a merc who openly admitted he didn’t use the general.
>>547910020Their actual interest died in the blinky era
How is (You)r testing going so far?
>>547911457How's yours?
>>547911457I've found out that I can cum inside Serval 8 times in a row before I get tired and have to stop
I have serval fatigue
>>547911457I have reinstalled Venus blood frontier and am going to play that ahead of Ragnarok’s release.
>>547911795But only because I don't have enough stamina for 9 times at the moment btw
>>547912150why she chubby
>>547912282So her tits are bigger and her hips are wider
>>547912315Big tits and wide hips are possible without obesity
>>547912741how
>>54790838So maybe she's bi at least.
>>547915186failed quote, baka
>>547915252excuse me, I have to kill myself now.
>>547915186All women are bi at most
>>547915186>she's bia bitch?
RIP Gentildonna
>>547907885
>>547907885Give me the link to the dcinside vgl page. I want to see their shenanigans for myself.
>>547916740https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/lists/?id=4cc
>>547807746The record for most official meetings currently stands at 5 times, which is held by /ddlc/-/skg/
3 days until /yourteam/ dies in libertadores
>>547917114They are really into this huh
>>547921187Keeping up with the results is one thing, but the fact that they pay attention to the "drama" in the league is fucking funny. Especially when some things get lost in translation.
>>547907885So who tops? Or are they both bottoms?
>>547923237How did they take L'av trying to screw over /esg/? I assume that's a team they care about
>>547923237I have to hand it to the gooks for being even more schizophrenic than /4ccg/
>>547910020/dng/ died because another merc decided to sign up a dead team which led to the team’s death after not escaping qualifiers
>>547917114>Team passing through the group stage - /vrg/ /bag/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /gfg/ /akg/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /kfg/ /hgg2d/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /uma/ /nikg/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /lcg/ /zzz/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /utg/ /ddlc/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /hanny/ /drg/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /egg/ /wtg/ expected>Team passing through the group stage - /smtg/ /gbpen/ expected>Team passing by group stage - /fgog/ /esg/ expected>Team passing by group stage - /@/ /2hug/ expected>Team passing by group stage - /ink/ /skg/ expectedDo the gooks know ball?
Matches for this feel?
Should I trust in the foid like the council does or are they retarded?
>>547925682>23(6)That's the kind of ratio I'd expect from a PES team, not real life
>>547925682I thought that the shots/on target thing is entirely a PES thing because how else are you supposed to know if that would've gone in. How is it judged/calculated?
>>547926152Shot = deliberate attempt at a goalShot on target = shot that would be a goal even if it was blocked by gk or a defenderGoals count as shots on target, unless it was a pass that somehow rolled into the goalKapows don't count as shots on target
>>547925682>possession 70%negative stat
https://exhentai.org/g/3656623/41bb36c162/
>>547926018Real life has way worse shot conversion rate than pes does. For example, Liverpool had the most shots per match in the premier league last season with 17.05 per game and won the league, but only averaged 2.26 goals per match. If a pes team had 17 shots per match, you'd expect them to average much more than that.
>>547927187cummypow
>>547927797(me)Not to mention that 9 of their goals were penalties, so their open play ratio for shots was more like 17 shots for 2 goals exactly, and they won the league on that.
>>547928334>9 of their goals were penaltiesmickey mouse wins
>>547927187all i see its a panda
>>547915910i thought doto was going to be the next one wtf?
holy crap lois look at the /xivg/ op image
>>547928334(me)One last post for this topic I doubt anyone cares about on how much worse real players are than our pes players. Last year in the Premier League, the average shots per shot on target across all teams was 2.85(1). If you multiply that by 5 to simulate a real match, a normal game in the PL looks like 14.3(5) for shots. A pes team doing that would get them laughed off the pitch.
>>547933897it's ourgirl!
>>547917114>/nikg/ (Goddess of Victory: Nike) - VGL Championship Experience X Top Performances VGL 23 3rd>The claim is Babu>Nike FC>The DORO team famous for its doro for burger hamsI love running their pages through MTL to see what sort of schizo shit it spits out
>>547923237>>547923960they're gooks, they don't have anything better to do with their lives
>>547934979For me, it's Genless John Zero.
I don't give a shit about what retards in korea are doing
>>547935493I find it better than 'cord news desu
>>547935184Just like us.
>>547935493Cared enough to post.
Raped post below mine.
I love numbers.
When does Gusic play?
>>547917114Did the gooks draw this themselves? I don’t remember ever seeing this posted here.
>>547933021I hate horses
>>547940491Sovl
>>547917114>He doesn't shit on pmmm in his languageWtf bros, is this a bit? It's still real to me dammit.
>>547940491It's funny that there's somewhere that /vg/ will always be the good guys and it's as offsite as offsite gets
>>547944672Could be worseCould be >leddit or god forbid tiktok/youtube shorts from shit like >>547933021
>>547943956It has always been an elaborate reverse jinx. His username was literally I LOVE PMMM originally
>>547923237in the end they only really care about korean games like lcg and shit thoughif tf2 won they wouldnt give a shitbut their desire for gook games is like watching the drumming at the china olympics
danteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh danteh with the header
>>547945529485k views btw
>>547945679It makes me glad I've never given my voice to the vglel
>>547945679Crimson's legacy
>>547945529Experience the excitement of Danteh scoring a goal with a header while being lifted up by Limbus Company. Watch the action-packed video now!
>>547946287>Rigger, we are fucking under attack!>Click here to play now
>>547945529this is why crimson blamed the VGL
>>547940491https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/File:Tenna...forgotten...png
>>547945968>Crimson's legacy is DANTEH WITH THE HEADER>Geggels' legacy is EHSEX tiktoksWhat about the other streamers?
>>547947338Boris: I'M GAY I LIKE MEN
>>547933021I literally can hear the low t voice of the guy in the clip. He was also like 40 years old
>>547925682starring /pmmm/ as everton
>>547947590Grim
If Crimson was a Silent Hill MC, Danteh with the header would've been his Otherworld transition signal instead of the sirens.
>>547917114>VGL25 championship candidates>/vrg/>/gfg/>/fgog/Do they know ball?
>>547945529>Crimson's biggest accomplishment is VGL relatedKwabypow
>>547947237I don't get it.
>>547948431He's tsundere as fuck but he really does love the VGL
>>547948694[citation needed] on that last part
>>547948694Loves it so much he uses it as a boogeyman for the cup
>>547947526is it true?
>>547948669A /utg/ fan drew that after /vg/ won a cup after /utg/ missed the roster for the first time since their revival in VGL17. Though /utg/ was present on both the VGLX and VGL18 winning rosters.
>>547949361I get it
>>547949405:snaaOK:
>>547949225https://implying.fun/video/spring14/2014-04-27/?t=5:19:52.0
>Adolescence lasts until our early thirties when our brain “peaks”, a new study has revealed.>Researchers at the University of Cambridge have shown that the brain goes through five distinct phases in life, with key turning points at the ages 9, 32, 66 and 83.>The brain is said to enter adulthood around the age of 32.
>>547948694He doesn't love the VGL, he's just obsessed with streaming
>>547950940>66 and 83.what exactly are the turning points towards there?
>>547951301prime age for starting to develop dementiaprime age for becoming an US president
>>547950940>The brain is said to enter adulthood around the age of 32.Rev up those age of consent law changes
>>547950940>(((Researchers at the University of Cambridge)))
>>547950940>>The brain is said to enter adulthood around the age of 32.The hag agenda never ends
nu>>547952448>>547952448>>547952448
>>54795094030 is the new jailbait
She was 28 years old you sick fuck
