>>547797448>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>basic sanma tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18gwxq94YjDh7a7dSl4GvSC7xtmYX-3lPFkaX5bm7rW8/edit?usp=sharing>registrationhttps://forms.gle/DESgg28n3HsjVZYe6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/118JEPLEAN-_WKBOVXaAyWn0uWTt5S-Fa3UNCC9X0NHw/edit?usp=sharing
Flubin it up in here lel
>Sucky OPWho cares?
>>547885604Really good OP.
>>547885676spbp
I hate mahjong so much it's unreal.
>>547885604smile through the pain, dance through the rain
>>547885769smmp
I love mahjong so much its unreal.
>>547885869no it isn't
>>547885892GET HIS FUCKING RAGS OFF
>>547885928stop shitposting you have never even played it>>547885869a true and real mahjong lover
I mahjong so much its unreal engine
>>547885676That's not Saki, that's Haramura Nodoka who is Kobayashi Ritz's (Saki's author, she's the female version of a chad) ideal woman.The ideal woman is a teenager tenhou player whose breasts keep getting bigger the more she plays mahjong.
>>547885925smp
>>547885604
These larvae are endangered, and so are the cottons they eatcynthia-7.png
Mahjong hunger games
How could I turn cynthia slop posting into a gimmick tourney?
Sanma tourney, but every yakuman is worth DOUBLE the uma!
>>547886778The most slop yt vid gets +100 uma
>>547886778My videos are NOT slop. This cool (presumably profession) biologist goes around catching insects and reptiles and it's cool.
We've all talked about our favorite /mjg/ league teams, but what about our least favorite league teams?
>>547886778Make a zoomer coded video with WWYDs that get tested in a form and add umas to it.Use the example exam for Japanese pro players.Then the 16 anons who pass the exam, advance to play.The gimmick is that anons don't answer all the questions, only the ones they selected in the registration form to avoid cheating somehow.
Did Markiplier CHEAT his FNAF 2 10/20 Win? | Full Technical Analysiscynthia-7.png
>>547886778The most unlucky shintia wins
>>547887105either one of the two clown teams from league Vi don't remember which
WWYD exam tourney with timed questions
>>547887394this isn't possible because not a single WWYD in existence has an objectively correct answermany WWYDs get disproven as time goes on
>>547887236nyo, mark wouldn't do thatalso, I remember a guy like a year ago deboonked the statistics behind that claim, but idk who's right
>>547887105My least favorite league team? Your favorite league team. Problem?
>>547887490
Ritz Kobayashi is a man by the way
>>547887938Proof?
saki would immediately be cancelled if ritz was revealed to be a manit would make the work extremely sexist, objectifying, and fetishistic
>>547887938A man won't be allowed to draw mahjong on such magazine
>>547887985>>547743236
Ritz is a man's name
>>547888119>>547743236that was probably just a jokewomen love calling themselves perverted ojisans when sexually harassing other women
>>547888115holy mahjong
>>547888112it should be cancelled for demeaning the art of mahjong, deluding it with superpowers and crap.
>>547888620But enough about Akagi
The reviews are outhttps://x.com/cocomon123/status/1993523522258575551>Watching the sample as a mahjong player>It's somewhat lacking>Personally I wanted them to make it so that she shouted abuses at the reporter and he gets his revenge
yuzu
>>547888694I forget, is Akagi the one which needs tasteless fetish art to keep the reader engaged?
>>547889157I wouldn't call FKMT's art tasteless, but his art is a big pull for non initiates in mahjong.
I was promised the minecraft server tour video. Where the fuck it is?cynthia-8.png
>>547889081Why did they get Michael Jackson to play Okada?
I run untested, viewer-submitted code on my 500-LED christmas tree.T'is the season
>>547889148Huge improvement over the ugly, green rodent.
>>547889312Tour Vodcynthia-7.png
ransei ass
>>547879747I-I'm going to admit it... league 6 made me start looking up doll dresses on ebay again...
Dolls were always a thing for me.
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promisecynthia-7.png
What The Architect Scene In The Matrix REALLY Means - Ending Explained
>>547891539You should post some more as reference. Mahjong.
>>547889081>7.0 rating in librarynot expecting much
>>547889081Does Okada know about this
JAV too late she already changed her hairstyle
Are we going to do a group watch session??
NOVEMBER INDIA GOLF GOLF ECHO ROMEO SIERRALIMA MIKE ALFA OSCAR
Hurt people.....hurt people
>india
only one month until kristmas steve
>e1I can't believe mahjong is dead
this JAV is mad, I'm going to bust to something else
>>547894219mid*
>>547894210why did you censor left god's character
>>547894219>that noseHoly shit
>>547894513>getting a botched nose job to get the roleThat's dedication
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_relVLuR0
>people whine about damas in about 2 out of every 3 friendly rooms now/mjg/ is healing
>BATO might shut down for goodIt was a good run, thank you for the past decade
>>547894513not like Okada's honker is any better now, she murdered that thing
doko, I want to dama too
why can you earn more ammo than you can use in this event, is yostar retarded?
>>547895594yes
>>547895445
>>547895594Can you even miss your shots? It seems like the space ship sometimes moves on its own to lock on.
>>547895980no
dough co
>>547896209
>>547896234
>>547896506oops I forgot to remove the background layer I'm retarded
>>547896553miyu doko?
dogodogo
>Negative Reaction (1974) Columbo- Deep Dive Review | Dick Van Dyke, Antoinette Bower, Don Gordon
>>547896709She's in the cuckchair.
>>547897274another most hilarious 4koma
>>547897274>the male is randomly shoehorned inBravo Flet.
>>547897274Very true, Bunny is basically a wild animal
how does she get the ears into the hat?
>>547897274ciri-6.png
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137907439
>>547897504Better yet, how’d they turn black?
>>547898279off model
>>547896506jesus christ xenia broke xer wrist
>>547897504the same way you get your feet into pants?
>>5478986153 or more? how is that even possible?
>>547898615not doxxing myself for $5
>>547898685retard
>>547898685Join a friendly match. Wait for retards to kan. Riichi. It's that easy.
I just noticed that all of the female costumes in this batch have them wearing chokers.
>>547898713>not having a throwaway shitter account for this sort of thing
>>547898843They're fashionable
>>547898851Why would I waste fortune charm gibs on a throwaway account
>>547898279Garbage, too thin.
>>547899139that's your tourney hosting stash
Surely you guys can afford to spend 5 (FIVE) dollars a month, right? That's like a fifth of a Netflix subscription.
>>547898685enter sanma and play normally for 20 minutes
>>547899217Retard
>>547898615I always wanted Fortune Charm (30d)*1, thanks Yostar.
>>547899225why would I have a netflix subscription
>>547899385Do you live in a cave and watch nothing but the shadows on the wall?
>>547885604I keep getting "No game account exists for the third-party login provided" when trying to log in to the tournament manager.
Skinniest girl in America
>>547898581but legs are rigid and have a robust muscular/skeletal structure which can move independently. rabbit ears are all floppy and weak, its cartilage.
The Failure of Japanese Intelligence in WWII
>>547898843Black belt in oral sex
Bitch, where the fuck is my money?
>>547900160Uncanny...amaekoromo-5.png
>>547899616Every self respecting media consumer knows how to torrent, unless you love giving money to big corpos
>>547900724Stop being poor
>>547900724And even then, I certainly wouldn't be pirating Netflix slop.
>>547899839Opposable thumbs allow people to temporarily support objects that cannot support themselves, which is sufficient to thread them through holes in headwear.
>>547897110
Punch Illya and Kuro in theor faces
New law. The following are not allowed here past this pointAmae KoromoAmaeko RomoamaekoromoKoromoKodomoKormo
whatever you say sir, I'll make sure they don't get by.
Amae komodo dragon edit where
>>547900689Never seen any of the other videos
>>547897274>headhand
>>547900689>deck buildinghard pass.
>>547900689You don't actually watch the slop, do you?
Who wants to join my hagi ware team next league? our OC will be wabi sabi and being aesthetes... and that's basically it!
>>547901960Fear not for my slop soul Mikoe, of those shown I'd probably only watch the CNC video and the Tom Scott one (which I've already seen).
I refuse to watch Tom Scott. he gives me the ick.
>>547900689The pale chick is cute, but I usually cringe at covers and especially original songs. Might give her a listen though.There are exceptions like that masked Jap guy (?) who uses Japanese instruments to cover songs.
>>547901645There's a Red Prince edit that's close enough
>>547902801Rest in peace, Gentildonna
>>547902727divinity original snoko doko
>>5479033142 months ago
Is /mjg/ a DOS2 general or a BG3 generalhinamomo-5.png
>>547903569>is /mjg/ a straight general or a gay general
>>547903705"That's how we were treating those folks back in the good ole days, son"
>Take your pants off I need to suck your onions
M2 in my gold room just got 4th
>>547903569HOI general
>>547904876me
>>547903569>>547904949What the fuck are those games? Can't you faggots play with something real and fun?
>>547905143frfr slide onto some apex unc
For me it's Men of Valor.
>>547905185no it isn't
>>547905168The biggest mahjong unc plays nothing but Apex
https://www.parents.com/heres-why-gen-alpha-is-calling-you-unc-11786558
>>547897274bravo flet
>>547877213>>547878358okadakeks probably shouldnt have bullied that cute little innocent female interviewer out of her job
>>547905805It's not actually Okada though
>>547905859kitchen rags on her hair??
>>547905859Sexoooooooooooooo
>>547905507If the answer isn't "you didn't beat them enough", I'm not reading.
Bought a Broken CNC Lathe They Don’t Want Me to Fixcynthia-7.png
>basic sugma 2lmao
>>547905995Incredibly useless post.
How Good is a World Rank 3 Player Actually?cynthia-7.png
kanjoku san, mitske dayo!
>>547906106this one was good
>>547906106in what game?
>>547905447Actually he's playing PokemonZA the nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDecGFJC1VE
Recommend me a good budget 75% keeb
>>547906378I thought you said "kebab" for a moment
>>547906378https://geistmaschine.io/en-th/collections/ada-keyboard/products/ada-ie-initial-editionIs the one I'm using with Zeal Clickiez switches.xenia-2.png
>>547906323
>>547906630
Recommend me a good budget 75% kebab
>>547906929How about I recommend you some good cotton fields?
>>547906378https://landingpad.shop/products/f75-mahjong-keyboard
>>547906929
>>547906378https://novelkeys.com/products/classic-tkl-hatsune-miku-edition?_pos=3&_sid=cb411c54c&_ss=rMigu
>>547906929>>547907080>>547907328Since when is kebab a slang for keyboard? Am I that much of a newfag?
>>547907424It's not. It's "keeb."
>>547907448same shit
>>547907095>two right hands>front butteven for jungle monkeys i'm disappointed
>>547907448I thought that meant kid-hebe
>>547907424Everything has some slang related to food. It's a good thing desu.
>>547906929make that parchment paper kebab everyone is doing online
>food analogy
>>547908085Imagine no burgerThat's my life without /mjg/
>>547908482You'd be fit and healthy?
>>547907862jewish children?
cock
>kana singing imagine but the lyrics are about /mjg/.png
Kana's Fajitas
fejita kana
FAGGITakanaBecause she's a dumb nigger and a faggot
Bravo Eurokeks
https://files.catbox.moe/uawogd.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/yga3bh.mp4
taking that "win rate should be 10% above deal-in rate" a bit too literally here
>>547886230I reached the same conclusion when I was 13, but then I moved on and found better ideals.
>local yaku>they're known internationally
>>547909961>guehehehehe
I don't even know how to avoid deal-ins outside of riichi
>>547911618just fold
I can't find the fold button
>coming next in Frank's city the best QOL update yet to hit mahjong. The Auto Fold (tm) feature. Press one button and let the client fold for you. 500 jade refund if you deal in once!
yagooey
>>547912285its up at the top of the browser, should be an 'X'
>>547909961>kaguyahime saying the n word
>>547911618https://riichi.wiki/Betaori
>is evil>nobody knows or understands why>she doesn't know why either
>>547902043hagi wares bros...we are forgotten...
>>547914373lice shower...
>>547901645
why are euros so weak?
>>547916283dollar's too strong
Hello euroneetpoorkek
this anime taught me how to live...sheentia-7.png
>>547916851Hello sonnyboychads
What would YOU do
>>547917094obvious 8mwe need to get 1st place
Cure Marine?
>>547917082>>547916851>absolutely butchers the ending by regressing the MC to a state before he started drifting, ruining the entire point of the showI'm not even mad that he got cucked or became a salary man. I'm just pissed off that they removed any form of character development the wet noodle had.
>>547917094Tsumo
>mahjong soul uploading yuzu working outhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/cKoKzfDhDDgcynthia-7.png
>>547917352but isn't that realistic?just because you overcame a major milestone in fixing your social anxiety, doesn't mean it's gone forever
>>5479170948m always
>>547917551I'm not saying he has to be a chad by the end of it, just not a mumbling retard. He ended up exactly where he started. What's the point?
>>5479170948m idc
>>547917697He lived.In the real world.Even if nothing changed and he's still a loser.He lived.
>>547917094turn on numbered tiles cause i cant read shit
>>547918221turn them off for 1 hanchan and you can read them
>>547918221
>>547917697What is the point of anything anon?
>>547917297>>547917402>>547917571>>547917717>>547918221He could've gotten it if someone would tileshift
>>547918554ohnononono yakumemetards how could this happen to uswhy did we give up a free haneman for nothing
>>547918542That, is a very good question.
>>547918702this has to be the most niche emote edit
>>547911618There is a technique you can use to fold that works to avoid dealing in most of the time. Early on though focus on just making your own valid hand and avoid opening your hand.
I was gonna point out how wrong anon's comment was but I stopped myself!
>>547911618someone calls three times? fold iishantensomeone calls twice and turn 7? fold iishantensomeone calls once and it's turn 13? fold iishanteni've just made you an impregnable fortress
LIVE: NHK WORLD-JAPAN Newscynthia-7.png
>>547919309OI MATE YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR DAT TELLY?
>>547918872Hahi! But the more niche the edit the more soulful it is! You know that the creator didn't toil hard just for mass affirmation, he did it because he knew it'd be appreciated by a select few and if not even that, he, himself appreciates it!
STRING PINS WILL BE THE DEATH OF BOWLING?!
>>547919614GoodFuck bowling
Nothing matters.We're all going to die someday.*hic*
>>547919614I just realized automatic bowling machines are akin to autotables.
I'm watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_k4Xle29Ms
>>547921456I'm not
>>547921456akagi wouldn't watch vtubers
Are you fucking telling me Kakeks have THIS and they kept this from us?WHAT THE FUCK? We've been robbed with that collab.
>>547921649If Akagi was a zoomer he would definitely gamble all of his superchats on his oshi
>>547921825Now post the Netflix version
Are you fucking telling me Kaguyakeks have THIS and they kept this from us?WHAT THE FUCK? We've been robbed with that collab.
>>547921871>gamble
>>547921825>what if yuzu but orangeBravo
>>547921961Nobody likes Fujiwara.Ugly bitch, I want to beat her up.
>>547921961We have Nodoka at home
Are you fucking telling me that BAkeks have THIS and they kept this from us?WHAT THE FUCK? We've been robbed with that collab.
>>547921961We have enough PINKs already
>>547921887Is it bad? I gave up on live-action anime adaptations long ago but since you've mentioned Netflix, I assume it's a tranny or a future neurosurgeon.
>>547921871>gambleIt's an investment
>first 10-rollfinally, i've got her
>>547922168kilometer legs
>>547922476why
>>547922476i'm gonna wait for her banner, i don't want rabbit dupes
>>547922476YJK
>>547922523i love her emotes and voice
>banner
>>547921961For me, it's Iino
>>547922067You jest, but I unironically found Chika to be the least interesting member of the cast.
>>547922476I really wanted her but there is no rate-up
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3656114/c7f7c7e76f/
>>547923275wut? she has a rate up right now
>>547923403I didn't check today!
>>547916695Hi anon, I just got done cleaning my house and working out.
>>547917697Life is a journey, it's not about achieving arbitrary goals set by others, it's about the experience and enjoying yourself in the way you want to do it.
Every single saint I meet in ranked eats a 4thDo I have some passive ability or are saints just jobbers?
>>547924802Yes
>>547906375How can something even look that much like dogshit.
>>547925071gamefreak just outdoes itself every year
I was spectating an anon and I came back to the main screenCan friends kick spectators?
>>547925915Please stop spectating my games. The notification with your name on it distracts me.
>>547924000Woman!
>>547926069what the fuck there is a notification? Anon knows I have been stalking him for a week now??
>>547926243>
>>547926404i guess i need to buy a name change
>>547926491I've already got your original >name down on the Add Note, don't bother
>>547926069Does it mean they can do it? Sorry to have disturbed you!
>>547926404>not posting the audio version
Ninininininininini...
>>547926873ggerggerggerggerggerggerggerggergger
I'll be straight. I'm not entirely sure why I picked 4p, and I'm really not sure why MAKA agreed with itIs it the kabe-suji trap? Just more winning tiles for the toitoi?
>I'll be straightYou are banned from future summer camps
>>547927453Safe for oya, more toitoi tiles
>>547927453maka is a retard that folds too hard
>>547894219Okada would do this
Walking excavator ЭШ 6/45cynthia-7.png
Japanese Traditional Music | Solo Koto (Relaxing Music)
>>547921825>Are you fucking telling me Kakeks have [ugly lolislop]
Has Sheentia become a top 10 most posted jyanshi because of her devotion to slop?
>>547921825WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
>>547929096she is 2nd place at this point. she has usurped ichihime
>>547929096power of blogposting
>>547929096and yet nobody plays her
>>547922476Is that the panther chick? I'm jealous
>>547929330???
>>547929440Do the stories anon, you get a loading screen and a roll out of them
>>547929179A small woman
>>547926668
I can massage your shoulders while you play, how about that?
>>547929870wrong font
>>547929179A kodomo!
>>547929870OK, thanks for the confirmationI watch him almost every day and I didn't know I was annoying him...
>he fell for it
>>547930429no he didn't
>>547930080it's impossible to find the right one
>>547930493
>>547921825your yuzusoft sir?
>>547930429>>547930080>>547930493It's a fake screenshot?
>>547930853no
>>547930270its fake nyagger, this is no such feature
shhhhh
heeeyyyyyyt.friendly uncle(mod)
>>547931126doesn't work
>>547931126fix it
Can someone finish translating the super hag book already? It teaches you how to get to 9 dan with a 20% call rate. Most of /mjg/ badly needs it.https://files.catbox.moe/w9e330.pdf
>>547930754That's Umaru-chan
If your call rate isn't at least 35% you are no friend of mine
>>547931183
>>547930990
>Books, books, books>Read, read, readAre you never tired of reading docs and pdfs?
>>547931441make yostar sell me more friend slots
>>547931441I don't want to add people, I want to leave emotes when they're offline
>>547930903I just don't know who I should trust anymore but thanks
>>547931451
>>547931426You mean 65% right?
>>547931494this general reads thats why it /creates/
>>547931494NoI'm currently reading the 250-page ChaChaChilla doc
>>547931246wrong haghttps://oinobuko.fanbox.cc/
>>54793142645% puts you in the 95th percentile in Jade
>>547932097Calling hag lost, he only made it to 7D. Keeping closed wins in the end.https://nodocchi.moe/tenhoulog/index.html#!&name=Oi%E3%81%AE%E3%81%B6%E5%AD%90
So that's why you zoomers like this game...
>>547932361Who cares about Tenhou go back to /jp/
>>547932264Then how the fuck did this guy get to celestial with 53%?https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/72057172/12
This is a calling general, althoughbeit, we open up in here, our hands, harts and legs.
>>547932574He never lost his... Mahjong Soul...
>>547932619Harts & Farts
>>547932574I want to study the logs of mutants that have ridiculous stats like that
>>547932853Here you go. Tell me what you learn.https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/124790419/12https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/70501673/12https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/13757737/12
>>547932853You should look at his Celestial rank up gameSome unholy shit goes on there
ryankantsu should be a yaku worth 2 hansankantsu should be a yakuman
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLhZpQwvg8c&list=RDaDBQbWTESMM&index=2xenia-2.png
>>547934079wrong
>>547934079hlong
If you want to rank up just play tonpuu
>>547934278I want to get better
>>547934278Wrong
>>547934278Not if you're not a gambler (good at defense and unlucky)
>>547934278This only works if you're somebody like Asapin trying to blitz through Gold Room so you can get to Jade faster because you're already a high skill player.
>>547932423ar tonelico is older the majority of zoomers>en translationkys
PDF general
>>547935441Yes?https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/oc/tourneys/arts%20and%20crafts%206/200.pdf
>>547935093I still seemed to have an easier time in jade tonpuu than hanchan. Overall skill level in tonpuu feels generally weaker. Though the number of times I saw a turn 4 dama dealer mangan in E1 felt a lot more frequent in tonpuu than in hanchan.
I'm the only non-retarded Steve player.
>>547935441I had a dream about my childhood crush again but I forgot to rape her. Luciddreambros, how do I remember to fuck people during my dreams without waking up? Mahjong.igarashiharuna-949.png
>kengan is mahjong related"I" was still green.
Cotton Candy Ei-Ei-Oh! [Kurosawa Ruby ft. CINDERELLA GIRLS U149] cynthia-7.png
>>547936740
Hang on, her fucking name is pronounced Hiiri?
>>547936991Xili
you know your OC is really niche when it doesn't get a single hahi praising your effort
>>547937538What is your OC? I'll rate it
>>547937746
>>547938008turn around bitch
>>547937149My flower language blue portrait. Please rate and critique.
>>547938085
>>547938262would
>>547938008
>>547938262sex
>>547938008I like it. 9/10
doko
>>547931946I just spent an hour on twitter out of curiosity over this post.
I siphon off the life energy of players in friendly rooms to feed the Mammon Machine.Majsoul Friends Room 18421(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18421
Autotable mahjong!Join here https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=kokoFor voice chat download mumble and connect to riichi.moeDownload Mumble here https://www.mumble.info/downloads/3/4, waiting for one more player.
>discord room
>>547941432Discord?The /mjg/ discord was destroyed years ago
>>547941554Fine, >irc roomGo play sanma to practice for the sanma tournament
>>5479413204/4
>>547940961Next observe anvil cotton.3/4
>>5479409613/4. join, or else. himekawahibiki-5.png
>>547938008This inspired me to check out some Lazytown songs in my language and I was seriously pleasantly surprised how well done they are considering my country's dub team is definitely one of the worst in the world. Like genuinely bottom 5. I'm very glad Lazytown got good treatment back then, better than big production movies nowadays.
I have M1 looper fatigue
>>547944059Stop looping then
>>547940961Sorry, I have to leave.
>>5479409612/4 nowDo not go gentle into that good night.
>>547938008>>547938285>>547943806SEX with the lazytown PINK in ALL LANGUAGES
>>547932423>good story>good characters>good world building>good musicWhat is there not to like?>>547935353Rude.
First you learn.Then you remove L.
>>547936153Measured IQ: 67
>>547945129Is that out of 100?
>>547945287Out of 67
>>547945287Out of 220
>>5479409613/4
>>547940961>>547944606Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,And you, my poster, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tiles, I pray.3/4
>>547946074>>547940961Started. And also rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>547931426Let's be friends!
>>547940961Bruh
>dama in a friendlyOh no no no no no no
Reminder that Skyhigh Ambition is still a thing
Recently I have found that I actually play mahjong better mind shatteringly furiousIt seems counter intuitive
FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE: Desperation Kokushi
>>547951398Always cringe to see in tourney finals
>>547951398kokushi cat!
Gentildonna - Japan Cup 2012cynthia-7.png
>>547931494
>>547931494I never read any mahjong book
ggs
>>547940961Good game.
>>547940961ggslet's just pretend the first hanchan didn't happen
>>547940961GGs
ako is sex i wish jks were real
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/137930106
>>547955007
You're signing up for the sanma tourney, right Anon?
>bondage
>>547955703I believe I've made my thoughts on sanma well known
>>547955720https://mjgbooru.com/post/1863
>fartbuddy
>>547955759Irrelevant. The savor of mahjong is enhanced by your hatred of it.
>>547955703I have sanma fatigue.
I have Hibikek fatigue
>>547955703Yesterday I played sanma with famous luckshitter W***d and got yakumaned on turn 1 so I'm dropping out
>>547956514That's what you get for joining that room 1 millisecond before I was about to you bastard.
Sanma kokoMajsoul Friends Room 65656(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65656Tobi Nashi
no thanks
lock up s'ma 'bikis in basements
>>5479567702/3>>547956832I don't want to do this any more than you do
>startedhimekawahibiki-4.png
>>5479567704/3Starto
why do sanma rooms fill up thrice as fast as yonma rooms with 75% the number of players?
>daisuke figured out how to prevent players from ponning or ronning his discardsthis is so fucking unfairhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mo3USX0AGEw
>>547957157
>>547957617so this is the power of occult mahjong
>>547957617Why would that prevent anything?
>>547958063his kamicha can't see jack shit
>>547956514>mikoslut>luckshitter?????
>>547956770I was joking about dropping out before but now I might actually do it.
>>547956770That certainly was a sanma match
>>547956770Thank you for the fun little match!
Sanma is only fun on autotable
>>547956770Nice game.
Would you risk your life for your souls main?
>>547960741My main is stronger than me
>>547960741No.
>>547960741Is Steve pregnant with my child? Then sure.
>>547955703>sanma qualifiers at the same time as /doko/lympics
I'm going to bomb sanma qualis and the /doko/lympics
>ackolympics
>akolympics
>>547962112sign me up
why should i care about the dokolympics when it literally is not mahjong
/jong/ son or /doko/ daughter?
I jong then I goon
>>547962245you can cheer on the mahjong anons that take part
Just did my first under the river, almost came
Okay, I'll bite. Whats this /jong/ I keep hearing about?
>>547962568It feels even better when it's nomi
Majsoul Friends Room 27485(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27485koko
no sanma no join
Every time someone pons when it was about to be my turn I kill a child
>>5479629713/4!
>>547962971started!!! thank you for joining
>>547960741I'm pretty sure she can defend herself
>>547962802What does nomi mean in this context?
>>547963907"only". Having only that yaku and no others
Houtei nomi is interesting in that there are some contexts where it might be higher EV to skip it and take the tenpai payments
yuzu is gnomey
>>547964150Oh, I see now
Heading up to one of the biggest iron ore mines in the world with the CAT V8cynthia-7.png
>>547964229The cutest
>>547965853I would also prefer to have consensual cuddling and pet Ichihime. Though I'm not really sexually attracted to either.
Why are nyaggerkeks so insecure?
>>547965853
>>547966426I look like this.
>>547965853Yuzukeks, your response?
>>547966358Every hag and nyagger main makes it their identity that they'll totally never switch to a new jyanshi until they roll literally any other jyanshi
>>547897274Flet does it again
I only have one other jyanshi beside hag and nyagger.I haven't spent any money. And even if I did, the pulls are shit-tier. I also can't login every day for the charm.
>>547962971thanks for joining luigi, we are back to 3/4!
>>547962971gg
>>547962971san out of yon (translator's note: that means 3 out of 4)
>>547897274is the joke that the cat rapes ransei?
>>547962971>fullwell, I didn't want to join anyway
>>547967964but it's not full
>>547967964liar its still 3/4
>>547968015>>547968047sorry I just typed in the wrong number and it happened to be a real room that was full
>>547962971started again!
>>547967828No
>>547956514You might have been smoking him, since that miko is a lucklet, especially when he's on my team.
>>547917352>>547917697many such cases in /a/ and /tv/like that movie Raging Bull by Scorsese; the main character develops not one iota, sure he feels bad about it, but the entire story is essentially inconsequential, he just ends up in a different place at a different time. its absolutely, fundamentally meaningless. yet people love that film for some reason.
>>547962130Cute.
>>547895980It moves if you use the 10x button. Single shots you have to aim.
>>547968230Grok is this real?
>>547966912
>>547966912busy and unbothered
>>547897274>bunbun and yjk were close together and lying low inside a shop, low enough for ransei's chest to tower over them (ransei is shorter than bunbun)>male is there to spectateThe subtext of this comic...
I'm gonna punch yuzu
>>547970149janekeks...too much overanalyzing...
I watched the Okada parody JAV and it was not very good. As far as JAVs go I like SDMU-939 and SDMU-951 more (same actress), the former actually starts with a 40 minute long mahjong match.Someone even wrote a post about it http://zero2014.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1317.htmlPRTD-033 is fine but it's >anal. The actress in JUQ-749 is too old for my tastes. I haven't watched NGOD-063 even though that webm is posted very often.Cheers
>>547970542>t.
>>547962971ggs!
>>547970851how would okada respond to its existencemental breakdown?
>>547962971GGs don't forget to send the newcutie some emotes
>>547962971gg, thanks for the fun games
Okada would be hotter if she has thicker thighs and Nodoka tits
>>547971303where in repo can I download this?
>>547971282she's already done gravure, right? I don't think this would bother her
>10 ammo>you have defeated all enemiesWHAT DO I DO WITH IT
>>547971706Shoot the anons
I sometimes daydream about a JK doing enkou with me and one day I want to give her money in an envelope after our date, but she refuses and then starts crying and we go to a park nearby and she tells me she feels bad about me paying her, because she enjoyed our time together and she's really conflicted about her feelings for me.
>>547971706...the sanma haters
>>547971706shoot yourself with it
>>547971868..what do i do with the other 9 shots?
>>547971492the saki game for vita section?
Going through league withdrawal syndrome (LWS) ....
>>547972035no, I only need the Saki CGs
I sometimes daydream about purging all jews and their effect on the world (I get to have 10 childbrides in the utopia that comes as a result)
>>547972150and they're literally there
>>547971706the sugma lovers bang bang bang
>>547972174based
>>547972220ok found it :D
>>547972784it's timeTIME FOR SANMA
>>547972889
>>547972889good job
Last night I dreamed that I was terminally insane and had to be chained up. Thank goodness it was only a dream.
BST 2 should have been sanma league
>>547973061don't give sanmaTO any ideas
>>547973060did the dream end with the nurse giving you meds?try not taking them next time and see what happens
>>547973152I made that post for the explicit purpose of giving sanmaTO ideas.
sanma gimmick tourney (the gimmick is 4 players) when?
Hormel Compleats TURKEY & DRESSING oven roasted WHITE TURKEY with traditional dressing and rich turkey gravy ready in 60 seconds
>>547973347I shall have to punish you for this wickedness. En garde, fiend!
>>547973743add chii and i'll think about it
>>547973743Too complicated to organise
>>547973773
>>547972061>2021 was 15 years ago
>>547973771>Compleatsisn't that the phyrexian thing?
Happy Thanksgiving!
>>547973983I'm drafting you to the mtg team
>>547973983thats just how Complete was spelt in early modern english. like in the titles to The Compleat Angler or The Compleat Gamester (both co-written by Charles Cotton)
I'm making a alcoholic beverage team for next league.
Sorry I stopped drinking because it gives me anxiety
>>547974213>the Marjorie Taylor Greene team
I restricted my drinking to once a month because I get drunker that way.
I'm a tea-totaler
>>547975065based
The Sbeven team is happening next year. Be ready.
Starcrash (1978)cynthia-7.png
>>547975065>>547975065
HUUUOOOOOOOOHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH>STR UP (x2) (5 turns)>SPD UP (x2) (5 turns)>DEF UP (x2) (5 turns)>Null Ailment (5 turns)>Null All-Cancel (5 turns)>Faint at 5th turn (Ignore Status Resistance)
>>547975121Don't draft me
I was pretty bummed at a deal-in but after running it through the copebot, it turned out to be a mortal-approved deal-in so I'm feeling better now.
>>547976417oh no no no no mikibros
>>547976417Miki would never say this.
tsumannai
>went from adept 2 to expert 3 with a 65% 1st/2nd rate and climbing fast >suddenly at 1750/2000 to master 1 i stop being able make hands quickly and have slowly drained my points with ridiculous 4th placement games where I dont play in or win a single hand >500/2000 expert 3I genuinely haven't been able to win 1 hand in nearly a quarter of my last 20 hanchan
>>547968897Yes
>>547978217Nobody was joking when they said the game up to Gold was the tutorialThe jump from M1 looper to just being stable is huge
>>547978254@MAKA is this real?
At least 36 dead, 279 missing as major fire rages at Hong Kong housing estatecynthia-7.png
MATING with CHILDREN
>>547978217Bad luck streaks are part of the game and happen to even the best players. On the other hand, >>547978490 is also true.
>>547978490He's still in gold.
>>547978217>only gyakuten in 5 gamessweet summer child
>>547979213you mean yakitori
In French, she's called Kwatto.
>>547979580yes, my mistake
Cat Food Might Be Better Than Thiscynthia-7.png
onna no ko ni naritai
>>547978217>luckshits to kekspert>luck catches upkarma, or something idk
>>547980769You will never be a woman.
>>547980892hayasaka would say this
Hello! my name is Ichihime, and I would like to share with you the most amazing book!
>>547980769お前は一生女性になれないよほら、幻想郷が待ってる
>>547973061so which month do we want sanma league 1 hosted next year?
>>547981342January
WWYD? Game ends at 40k.
koko, normal rulesMajsoul Friends Room 87675(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-2DErkmushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Ggly9NxS8
>>547981673Riichi ittsu
>>547981673riichi 6s, you'll get past 40k when you win again next round
>>547981778oops I forgot my image
>>547981673dama for ron. 1000 points is too much to give up
>>547981673dama should be enough, no?
>>547981840>>547981937>>547982126>>547982179I choose the weirder option of dama ittsuu nomi. Note that it does NOT get you first on ron. MAKA heavily prefers dama, because it's extremely cowardly, whereas Bigcoach is dead even.You want to be defensive as kamicha is almost certainly iishanten for mangan honitsu. If you riichi, he'll full zentsu, which isn't ideal with a penchan wait, even if it's in his off-suit.If you maintain the option to fold, you'll be able to secure 2nd no matter if toimen or kamicha tsumos. Last place avoidance still matters in sanma.Regardless of what you do, 3p may not come out easily (or you could argue that there may be lots of pinzu in the wall), so it's likely you'll have to tsumo it to win, which does happen.
>>54798281336600+3900 is 40500, is that not enough to win on ron
>>547982813>You want to be defensive as kamicha is almost certainly iishanten for mangan honitsu.whathow can you possibly be certain of that this early
>>5479817782/4
>>5479817783/4
サヨナラを抱きしめて愛しさを抱きしめて君への思いで世界 埋め尽くしたいヒラリヒラリ飛んでったポロリポロリ泣いちゃった約束の地の果てで も一度会いたい
>>547982813>Note that it does NOT get you first on ron.Your scoring reps?
>>547981778still 3/4 someone join :(
I didn't even bother to calculate tsumo scores cause I thought it would be a "do you riichi so that tsumo wins" sanma question because of tsumo loss but no they can't score
>>547982931Where do you see the third han?
She drinks water.
>>5479836202/40 is 2600 + 1300 from honba and riichi stick
>>547983620Your vision reps anon?
>>547983620Your riichi stick and honba?
>>547982931Oops, I forgot about the riichi stick. (2 han 40)>>547982970Statistical Sanma Strategy: 50% tenpai chance:>1 call by turn 8>2 call by turn 6>3 calls at any pointConsidering he needs a mangan to snatch first, and he's open, and he's dropped dora early, it's a reasonable assumption.The awful part about sanma is that people are always tenpai for open honitsu sooner than expected. Just always assume open hands are that scary.
>>547983649That water? My saliva.
>>547981778still waiting for last nyagger to join..
>>547982813so bigcoach is retarded
WWYD? You have 1 pei.
>>547975180>Well, it's done. It's happened. The stars... are clear. The planets... shine. We've won. Oh, some dark force, no doubt, will show its face once more. The wheel will always... turn. But for now it's calm. And for a little time, at least, we can rest.So fuarking kino.
Me when I discard the most dangerous tile on God's green earth (I didn't even riichi)
>>547981778thanks for joining!
>>547983871It's fairly important to be aware of the sticks at all times, especially when acting like you're better than the bot
I made muffins
>>5479845148p riichi.
>>547984931proof?
>>547985019Don't make me take a pic.
>>547985343If you shoop a 1p on it, it'll be oc.
>>547984810Where did I act like I was better than the bot? Don't try and tell me sanma MAKA is perfect though.
>forgetting the kyotaku in oorasu lol
『雀魂』の北見紗和子※人妻なのですが、ゲームのプレイヤーとは旅行に行くような親密な関係です。
>>547985704>人妻
>>547985019they don't need to proof, they use baking powder not yeast
>>547985559It's the vibe I'm getting from your posts in general. There's a lot of arrogance which I'm not quite sure is warranted
>6 months ever since the author got sick>no posts or new chapters ever sinceIt's over.
>>547985559You're making assumptions about why the bot does what it's doing while you're blind to the bakyou itself.
>>547981778mr president a second dama has hit the friendly
Xenia stole my fucking muffins
Why won't these fucking niggers in ranked fold to anyone but me? Fucking bullshit collusion, they see an open mangan and keep fucking pushing these retards but when I'm in tenpai suddenly everyone betaoris fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you nigger cunt faggot
>>547985463They are cooling down now. Mahjong.
>>547986037I guess so. I talk a lot of shit about MAKA because I resent it leading me down the wrong path when learning sanma. It's still a strong bot even if no one has any benchmarks. I don't have anything bad to say about Bigcoach, it follows the principles I've learnt elsewhere very well.>>547986423That was my honest mistake, I tunnel visioned on the weird decision and how Bigcoach was split.>You're making assumptions about why the bot does what it's doingBut there's no other way to do this? I may have made a big mistake, but every mahjong author I've come across online humanizes the thoughts of bots in this manner. Mortal and etc may be pure intuitive machines, but everyone hopes that they can gleam a pattern in the way they do things.
>>547981778back to 3/4!
>>547981778gee gee can only do the one
>>547987223nice muffins
>>547981778gg fun game id play 1 more but i gotta go eat dinner
>>547987223I'm hungry.
>>547987567Hi Hungry, I'm Anon.aiharamai-0.png
>>547987474>>547987409it's ok thanks for the gamesStill 3/4!Majsoul Friends Room 87675(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87675
>>547987709full
>>547987471>>547987567Thanks.
>>547988130That's not Xenia
>>547988226Thanks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beautiful_Boy
Majsoul Friends Room 87675(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87675BACK TO 3/4 AGAIN!
>>547988854someone will join :)we've got lolis in the van I promise
>>547988750Crow Book 1
>>547988854anyone please join
Joining
>>547988854full btw
>>547989415Never mind, it's full once I boot up. Back to reading
>>547989615what are you reading anon?onoderananaha-6.png
>Houou>10-Dan>1st = 90 points>2nd = 45 points>3rd = 0 points>4th = -180 pointsHoly fuck this is some bullshit. You need to get almost twice as many 1sts than 4ths in a room harder than Throne to progress. Anyone getting to Tenhoui at all is a miracle.
>>547989726“How I Won a Nobel Prize” by Julius Taranto
>>547984514Stop making retarded wwyd I beg you
>>547990253There's a reason most Tenhouis just quit playing, and then buy a new account. Basically just a luckshit test.
>>547990517if sanma to can't make good sanma wwyds, who can?aiharamai-7.png
>>547984514Hatsu wait would ron shimocha, but looks like dealer is tenpai with that 6p discard. 58p is dangerous ura suji. Hatsu is also live so technically that's not safe either.I would just drop the 1s pair so you can draw a better wait. At least, 1s looks the safest but it's still probably ~20% deal-in chance. You're not winning on 8p or hatsu anytime soon.
>>547990253About as punishing in terms of point gain/loss as Saint 3, but against stronger players. Yeah, you need to be very good plus a long enough luck streak.
If a tenhoui can never derank, what's stopping them from losing intentionally to boost other players up?
>>547991378There are only like 30 of them and most of them are mahjong celebrities in some form or other. Somebody would notice and call them out for it.
>>547988854gege gents
>>547988854ggs, thanks for the room.
>>547988854gg
>>547990574You can never derank out of Tenhoui, they make new accounts because climbing the ranked ladder is fun
>>547992616No, they stop playing on it because it's a trophy to most of them.Then they go get a second account for the dopamine rush of smurfing their way back up to houou, and maybe luckshit another tenhoui account, because they're degenerate gamblers.
Did I mention that I have 2 Tenhoui accounts?
chip butty
I'm reading revenge slop.
I've made almost no progress on Steppenwolf but I'm revisiting Doc Smith's Lensman series now. Also I looked at WWYD 2 at some point in the past week.onoderananaha-12.png
Living a slow life after being benched by my league team until I learned a mahjong cheat skill from my past life in another world that allowed me to shadowrealm my teammates in a mahjong death game
Someone make that real!
Why would you want to shadowrealm your teammates and not the opponents
>>547995648They shouldn't have benched him
slow life > revenge quest
I had a plan to write a full length light novel about mahjong detectives for A&C, but I was too lazy to do it.
>>547995648never try to reason with a hagposter
>>547996032This poor soul doesn't get it.
Why is this not pinfu? It wasn't a hell wait. Does pinfu NEED a 2 sided wait and 3 sided doesn't count?
>>547996403I'm not Korean.
>>547996449You have a yakuhai pair.
>>547996529Huh? I was 99% sure that is fair game for pinfu. I have been lying to myself for the past 100 games...
>>547996636Nope, you get fu for having yakuhai so it can't be pinfu. You can have a guest wind pair though.
>>547996449>>547996636The honors pair for pinfu only works when isn't dragons tiles or your current wind seat and current E/S turn.
>>547996636>>547996717>The pair cannot be composed of yakuhai - the pair cannot be the round wind, seat wind, or a dragonWhen did this sneak into my brain then for fucks sake. >>547996783Ah it might have been the wind tiles that fucked me up then. Must have made pinfu's with none seat winds before. Cheers.
I didn't figure out pinfu til I was adept 3 either.ichihime-0.png
This is why pinfu is worst yaku.
1968 Korean RoK Battle Ration K Vintage and Modern 2021 Military MRE Combat Meal Taste Testing
>learn the yaku before knowing how to count fuyou are playing the game wrong
>>547996449The answer requires knowing how fu is scored, which most newbies skip.The real definition of pinfu is "hand with minimum fu possible". This means 4 sequences, and a ryanmen wait but has the added caveat of "no yakuhai pairs" because a pair of yakuhai (dragons, or seat/round winds, but not guest winds) give you +2 fu so technically it's not the minimum possible fu hand anymore.
I will get to throne and still not know how to count fu
>studying anything about mahjongI just follow the vibes
>>547998586You forgot to explain the tsumo hachi rule that allows for tsumo pinfu to be a thing by ignoring the fu gained by tsumo.
My tummy hurts
>>547999007It's because it's unnecessary because of the way I worded it: "Minimum possible fu"They can't go lower, and I didn't specify how much fu specifically to avoid wanking about 20/30 fu on certain cases, so there's no point hashing out those extra details when discussing the yaku.
>>547997446it should be all sequences>>547998586who decided this stuff anyways? its so obtuse and it only pertains to low-value hands. the chinks don't have this bs right? surely we could just like, forget about it?
>>547999860Half of fu is bullshit but it’s like one of the only things that makes kans not totally shooting yourself in the foot.
>>547999860It started from Chinese mahjong where yaku didn't exist. It was all fu. You just stacked as much fu as you can and then won money based on how much fu you had. Fu is also changed from how the Chinese did it in the first place so it's equal parts Chinese fuckery, and Japanese fuckery. Furiten is also a concept that the Japanese came up.
>>547999456That's just our love child
Majsoul Friends Room 11105(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11105dairy room
>>5480025583/4
>>548002558sharted
protein room doko
>>547975121Draft me, so I can be the Steveptain.
>>548006216
>>548002558ggaiharamai-5.png
>>548002558gg thanks for joining!
>>548002558gg just let me know to play as miko next time
>>548006706You want to play a miko? Just host a meat up and I'll be there.
>>548006762Majsoul MIKO Room 64375(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64375All right anon, you said you'd be here.
>>548006975HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY CUTIES
>>5480069752/4 mikosalso one minnasan
>>548006975I hope you don't mind.
>>548006975full!
>missed the miko room
>missed the miko slaughter houseYou shall walk away with your pathetic lives... for now.
I finished cleaning my keyboard, post another room
>>548008954You missed some cheetoh dust
>>548006975GG mikosand honorary mikos
>>548006975what a miserable game. gg
>>548006975gg, classic miko moments
I was so close to many come backs... Is Miko a hag?
>>548010409you called this come back? more like clueless nyagging.
>>548010608It was one of many!
Sorry I couldn't resist intentionally trying to deal in several times.Please don't put me on the list......
>>548010926
dogo
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1993615712909505008
tsumo desuwa! gay san doori desu!
Xenia, you have to eat all the muffins
>>548012051
>>548012227on it
evens dokoodds jack off0 koko
>>548012820FUCK
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
>>548010608>disrespecting the humble yakuhai dora 3you tread on mahjong itself.
>>548012943you already watched this slop already days ago
>>548013378It's 4 hours and 20 minutes long; I'm taking my time.
>>548013378notice the black background, it's cp
>>548013483DUDEDUUUUUDE
Hey alright
>>548010608>>548013093It's baiman..
Zootopia 2cynthia-7.png
Car Hauler RV/Bus Resurrection After Sitting Neglected. Lots of Surprises. Major Improvementscynthia-7.png
WHERE are the League 5 and 6 highlights? Anon said he'll make them!
My teeth are sore. Mahjong.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/137943937
Miko's jaw is sore
>tricked by /mjg/ into studying a language that exists only in a series of videogamesonjojitoki-8.png
>>548015521>>548015521>>548015521
>>548010608>>548013093>chun>toitoi>dora 5>dora 2
>>548015487it's very helpful if you go to Japan.
>>547974213I would sashikomi in all of my games if I was ever drafted to the MtG team. It is currently the gayest trading card game on the market. The only people playing at this point are coporate cocksuckers.
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