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thoughts?
yeah i'm thinking it's ENDGODS cup again
>>547939249I think
>ura>randomly losing races even with decent stats>unity>winning races even with dogshit statWhy should I farm parents in URA again? That URA spark? That's it?
I WAS PROMISED
>>547939249
>>547939153nice thread
CM5 STATUS CHECKhttps://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8
Fuku should have gotten thread #1777... Please save thread #2777 for her.
reminder than sometimes the events has funny unique animations, and you can use them as trainer card pic by using in-game screenshoter
weeeeeeeeeeeei
>>547939279holy GUTS
>looked up when I started playing>25 July 2025>six days left of Kitasan bannerFUCK if I had known /uma/ existed at the time I could have rerolled to MLB Kitasan. Goddamnit
>>547939565surely there's a better guts card than air groove
Guts is Speed 2
skipped the entire story again
>>547939280She is the best.
You should go put Bakushin on the jukebox RIGHT NOW
>>547939640It's genuinely a really good guts card, unless you roll for Guts SSRs (lmao) it's the best one besides Urara
>>547939630How does it feel to hold the MLB Spe card now huh?
Why is everyone taking highlander instead of straight descent? Shouldn't be straight descent the good accel because it's in late-race?
Okay, umas are done. What should i use for the CM?
>>547939801what MLB Spe card, must have missed it
Cygenerous!
>>547939801You'll never be big trying to make others small
>>547939801Feels good for MANT
>>547939153The violent...
>>547939952i see it
>>547939565interesting so it appears 1600 combined stam/guts is enough
>>547939952is that a NIPPLEMOOOOOOODS
>>547939803this made me want to impregnate Creekvery, very badly Uma Musume has been a disaster for my sexual attraction
can they introduce that thing where you can buy event cards faster? I want Special Week card
>>547939825Highlander is not for late, it's for early (if it procs), it acts like pseudo groundwork.
>>547939640unless you pig out for a mlb ssr it's genuinely the second bestyou don't want to run mambo because she starts at 0 like urara
Digitan LOVE
>>547940141You can borrow mine :)
>umas fucking die in G1 races in classic if they have less than 350 stamina in URA career>breezes through classic races and has a high chance of getting triple crown with flat 300 stamina in UnityI don't get it? I tested this 10 times eachSorry but is the stat requirement for races in Unity lower?My friend is yelling at me it's the same but I find it hard to believe, 4/10 of those URA runs died on Kikuka Sho meaning I wasted TP, but 10/10 Unity runs passed even with 350 stamina on the very same Kikuka ShoUrara picture because I'm kinda retarded
>>547939825Straight descent procs a little after the late-race starts so it is delayed. Highlander procs before it begins but the buff carries over into the start of the late race so it is more impactful.
>>547940141I think by the time that happens it's kinda of a turd
>>547939825the first part of the final leg is in uphill and that's where most of the acceleration happensred has highlander, blue has descent, you want top speed as fast as possible so since the uphill happens first and for longer you'll get a faster first and win
>>547940313there is no proof
>>547939439>47% saying they won Grade AAhem.May I have your attention please?Will the real f2ps please stand up?Will you post your titles and Uma/deck?I repeat.Will you post your titles and Uma/deck?
>>547940406they can introduce it earlier seeing how they patched the game faster
>>547940141Go drink some water
>>547940435most of the people who lost won't vote on these polls
>>547940435Deck:>>547939907Virgo Status: 1st place B group
>>547940435fuck stop making fun of my deck
>>547940516It isn't even that. We don't have 100+ anons here. Some are straight coping and lying.
>>547940435
>>547940641>We don't have 100+ anons hereBased on the amount of full clubs here we do
>>547940761>full clubsDoes he know?
>>547940141MLB speed spe is obsolete and Gourmand is a gamba roll like Mcqueen recovery. 10 race bonus for MANT? Who cares, 10 race bonus isnt rare, 15 is.
if you don't wanna run gourmand just do 1200 stam + maestro
I managed a 70% winrate on Round 2 and then had the A Group Finals stolen from me, my Seiun got fucked by a Summer Maruzensky with exclusively mid race skills that then got completely trounced by a Taiki late race. What makes me feel better about it all is that I'm both F2P and only have 1LB Kitasan and no Fine Motion or Creek
>>547940970>run three fronts>76 winrate>only issue is a runaway, so 20 percent chance>get dunked onI feel ya bruh. At least that irritating Seiun SEAnigger youtuber got dunked on as well.
I'm done training Mayano's guts.
>>547940859Now look at how many Speed cards have 10% race bonus
>>547941148What sucks the most is that said Maruzensky wasn't even that good, if my Seiun had just triggered literally any of her skills at a good time she would have won. Both my Taishin and Vodka completely ate dirt too, the Finals were a sad watch all around
>>547941223aieeeeee it should have been me
>marked
>>5479412720 friendship speed card. Spe is a friendless cunt.>>547941282Well,same here, nobody was amazing,it was just runaway taking the first spot. Her trainer didnt win either,it just enabled other guy Taiki to close in. But hey,it happens to everyone sooner or later.
did anyone ever find out what causes some umas swung so far wide during late race?
>it's a Riko is at green friendship before debut but doesn't show up until classic year run
>>547940231>those eyeswhat is she planning?
>>547941470True enough, I (undeservedly, mind you) won three plats in a row, it about time karma fucked me
>>547940504I'd rather have something to eatItadakimasu
>>547928212>tfw no friends close enough to kill ourselves together withdamn...
>>547941492High acceleration during a corner, risky turns when uma is behind and cannot go inner rail due to centrifugal force, then accel slows down, and then you hesitant them to death.
JIGGIE TIMEhttps://jiggie.fun/oaqk_ohttps://jiggie.fun/oaqk_ohttps://jiggie.fun/oaqk_o
>>547941470Friendship isn't that important in MANT. Spe and Shinko are the best F2P Speed cards for MANT, though I think we might be getting another 10 Race Bonus Speed card for free.
>>547941684but shooting for victory procs at a corner...
>>547941595True, four here. Serves me right for not putting runaway on my Suzuka.
>they removed most TP30 rewards from eventsHow am I supposed to get those now? Danchou will be mad at me
>goldshi already with pace and fronts even before the final legJesus
>>547940435Anything is possible as long as you believe and, yes, don't avoid the meta.
>>547941981how many midrace skills does she have?
>7 years old
Start a family
>>547941828It procced before late started so youre only using around half of it. Its why nobody used it except for Taiki herself due to lenght.>>547941828Victory is 0.1 accel and speed so its controllable, shooting is 0.4. >>547941780>got 2 R rikos but i got four Shinkos insteadNice
>>547942065
>>547942065Damn, Prez is a cutie.
>>547942079>victory is 0.1My bad, shooting star is 0.1 and 0.35 speed. Its why spe cuts through like a knife and doesnt go outer usually.SFV is 0.4
>>547941914spin the wheel
>>547942065>pony rudolf hear me out
You look like you would rape your uma without hesitation.
>>547942219so avoid corner accels?
>>547941272I've got mlb biko I think I'm fine
Is it worth to double points and rewards using carats? Clocks look nice
>>547942273
What do I need to change to achieve S rank?
>>547942341The two times that I did that I lowrolled, so I stopped
>>547942302You want corner accels that do not stop before the high point of the corner or speed that gets you out of the jam.Its why lates have the outer ring skills because they can overshoot. Uma stan sounds good there.
AHH, WHY DO I ONLY HAVE UMAS I DON'T LIKEI want Brian, or Gold City, or AmazonI DON'T want Teio or Spechud or Taikimutt
>>547942052Didn't get to check but next match Goldshi more or less did the same except she activated NSM before final leg and won
>>547942273>you look like you would rape your uma Sorry but i am training my uma little sister so thats gross, and this is what happens when i ask her to just go into the pool
Rape is bad.
Is inside scoop worth taking?
>>547942341You'll lose out on a lot of other things like chance for carats per race win, monies, and so on but you also don't have to run as much, depends how much you wanna play. Just bee yourself, my man. And don't tell Danchode
>>547942347get stamina to 900 maybe 950
>>547942627not as good as pressure
>>547942623Then why does it feel so good?
>>547942551>beforeI meant exactly at final leg or last spurt
Wtf the increase wasn't permanent??
>>547942347more gold skills
You will never be Ryuji Wada nor TM Opera O
>>547942347wit is infinitely easier to attain than stamina or guts and it's weighed equally
>>547942715>when the 1 week extra borrow events is permanentMust be nice to be illiterate, you learn new things every day
>>547942809>You will nev- ACK
>>547942623said no uma ever
>>547942736fujiiii~~~
>>547942627For a promoted pacer, yes.
>>547942898I was on a business trip and missed most of it... why can't they just increase it permanently?
For the Luna lovers
As part of the Uma repopulation program, all trainers are encouraged to engage in fertilization intercourse with their trainee. Except you, Top Gun. That is all.
>>547942551Damn. That's a good Golshi, anon. Would probably beat mine. Also, does anyone know a good reverse image search? Saucenao, and yandex failed me and google has fucking content restrictions now.
>>547941684That actually makes sense. If it's true, that would explain why they decided to give power lane movement speed in the future. If not, it's funny anyway.
>>547943176What, why-
>>547941684so how do you build your umas to avoid this
>>547943176But I want to fertilize the director...
>>547943068because the game as it stands is already insanely grindy and they slowly up the borrow limitJP currently has 15 borrows and you rarely burn through all of them unless you're trying to hit early fast learner
Is SSR sweepy a scam? I did 5 runs and straightaway spurt didn't appear a single time.
>>547942809
>>547943176Holy based!
>>547939565damn, can you post that mayano that he has too? or are the records gone
>>547943176This scenario would be a nightmare. That is just enabling the rape of all trainers without the veil of rules keeping most of the uma musume in line. It’s anarchy and for what?
>>547943408it is, just find a parent with spurt hints, you get better odds
>>547943406>why can't they just increase it permanently?>because the game as it stands is already insanely grindyYou'll have to explain like I'm Twin Turbo how the one follows from the other...
I got max rank stamina eater. How many stamina is it worth?
Uma for this feel?
I'm truly happy I found /uma/
>>547943408it's time...
>>547943408The game knows what you want and goes out of it's way to blue ball you needed skills, but will rain those same skills on runners that don't need it. I've struggled for a week to get my Golshi Straightaway Spurt but same load out gave my oguri lv4 spurt multiple times in a row
>>547943408the card is fucking dogshitjust use power ama
>>547943627Rabbit ears?
>>547943629Kill yourself faggot.
>>547943615A white heal, or 1.5%
>>547943406>They won't up it cuz of MUH GRINDAt least argue about the games balance or some shit, how easy events become through this and farming parents in general.Grind is purely optional, no one forces you to do anything, I do the bare fucking minimum as well and I'm doing fine. Is this supposed "insane grind" in the room with us right now, or are you using it as a cheap excuse for your own lazyness?
>>547943550>and for what?For the maintenance of Umamusume population. Have you ever thought how horse population and uma population are 1:1? There's like no umas in the world.
>>547943176>all trainers are encouraged Notice that it says that. If I'm unwilling, the trainee cannot do anything against me as per the rule. The TRAINER is encouraged, NOT THE TRAINEE.
>>547943650I would have use her but every runs I did with her made my ratings so low. I've started having a hard time reaching 1300 rating
>>5479433271. Properly timed accel2. Inherited or skill based accel - its weaker so its more controllable3. Skills that speed you up when close to many umas or you pass some of them 4. CM starts on a straight and you do not give two shits5. CM is absolute dogshit for most uma 0.4 accelsCM6 is mainly the number 5. If we end up with a better long track down the line i shall make an END original Maru and traumatize people.
SHE FUCKING AGEMASENS YOU BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING WEATHER?!
>>547943845>He gambled
>>547943748>I do the bare fucking minimum as well and I'm doing fine. Is this supposed "insane grind" in the room with us right now, or are you using it as a cheap excuse for your own lazyness?Danchou...
>>547943627Fujimasa March
>>547943845>He picked the wrong option, in a game that shows you the effects of each optionAGEMASEN
>>547943845pick the second option instead
>>547942627yeah i always take the inside scoop of the ice cream first because it is colder
I need Cafe NYAO!
fronts fucking ruined this game
Special Fatass...
>>547943805Don't worry, they'll make you want it.
>>547944049*dies laughing on the floor*
>>547943845I picked first when we had 5 borrows. Not for now of course.
respect consent
>>547943749>low population concerns >solution is to allow maybe 200-1 uma musume rape their trainers Even then, unless you do this in a worldwide scale, you’ll get maybe an extra 200 umas in the world-not enough to help with the population. Also rip your employees
>>547943406I burn through all 15 by leaving it on auto all day farming grandparents
>>547944105So are these all the fat asses in the game?
Oh no... She's retarded...
>>547943927>>547943946>>547943947I know about the safe option. I've just been trying riskier runs recently and this is the first time in like 5 runs picking it I've seen it.
>>547943629woah, social distance
>>547944289Riskier option gives you less stamina than you get guts from safe one. Its the ramp up and energy that are the gamba.
>>547943097based also "8 years"? just marry already
>>547944230Based JPChad>>547944289>Does risky runs>Is surprised the runs are risky
>>547943406Other servers except JP started with their borrow limit at 5
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB1mxEn1TCESo when are we getting first person camera during races?
>Not even in Classic>Get fall runner and right handed it's for TT>Run explodes
>did not notice the tiny "ends event chain" disclaimer on the option>card gets banished to the shadow realm
>>547944389
>>547943629me tooI would do anything for my umadacchis!and I mean *anything*
>>547944229>unless you do this in a worldwide scale, you’ll get maybe an extra 200 umasExponential growth and accelerated uma aging means we can quickly create several generations of new umamusume in one lifetime if the trainees all cooperate by raping their trainers as much as possible.
>>547943576the more borrows the higher the borrow runs per day the higher the grinding becomesthe low and mid go unchanged but the top end players have to grind even more to stay at the top
>>547944478>pacer Seiun loses the finals 3-2
Boku love
>>547943927>>547943946>>547943947>>547944387Yeah I know it's risky and I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the actual event text. I thought you as the trainer would've done something stupid that makes her not want to date you.>>547944365Yeah I want the energy
the U* rating is so dumbwhat were the japs thinking
>>547944614as opposed to ppl having to grind way the fuck more to make parents as they cant rely on borrows?
>>547944561Can you buy me a carat pack
>>547944613
>Fell for the "don't roll for riko she's only good for 4 months" gaslight>Realization that you can't build horses for shit without Riko in Unity>Account now bricked until MANT
>>547942065>rudolf doesn't have the same ponytail as teiomisopportunity
can we jiggie it the fuck up, my niggas? this is now the /jiggie/ thread, we jiggie up in here
Moar jiggies!https://jiggie.fun/1VHNHphttps://jiggie.fun/1VHNHphttps://jiggie.fun/1VHNHpI don't know if I'm hosting right, I never know if I should go 450 or 750 pieces or if rotate is well liked or not...
Chrono Genesis is the coolest uma name.
I hate every single one of you and I hope none of you live to see next Thanksgiving.
>>547944969Rotate is fun but it can get demonic, like the 13 hour golshi jiggie
>>547944230do you burn carats or do they give so many stam pots to sustain
>>547944934Okay anon, let's try to identify the cause of your retardation. Why did you skip Riko? Or were you just told to do it and didn't give a thought about it?
/uma/, I hate you.
I want to have sex with Verxina
Sex with Pony Rudolf!
>>547945081I don't think Rice would say that.
>>547944934I still don't know how good she really is as a support card. I got a 0lb SSR and I guess she's okay? But it feels like I could do without her too.
>>547944934Everyone was saying if you had Kita that you should aim for 0LB SSR Riko. You were warned!
>>547945201she takes all your stamina needs for mile/medium runners
>>547945201I have 0 LB SSR too and tried without and it's just much more convenient with her, but might be actually missing on stats.
>>547945201she's not a true must-have, but her bonuses make runs smoother and energy management a lot better
>>547945081based
>>547945201You can function without her, she just makes Aoharu runs a lot easier. Like a stamina card that gives you mood ups.
>>547945081I don't know wtf is Thanksgiving, you're just wishing death upon Americans, and for that I say based
I believe we should catalog every oinker we into in /uma/ rooms. Right now, I’ve got K***e and O****n
>>547945564You can't just call people kikes anymore, it isn't the 70s.
>>547944708I wanna hug and snuggle the fuck out of this hons!
>>547944969personally I do not care for rotate
>>547944934How the fuck did you "not roll" for Riko when we had 100 rolls, and using the free scout tix can easily give you R Riko. That's how I maxed my R Riko
>>547945564>Doxxing the anons that keep the game aliveFor what purpose
How to propose to Symboli Rudolf?
Came 2nd in the final by a length because I got a late start and the lobby had only 1 End Closer, so my Taishin didn't have any opportunities for overtake skills to proc until it was too late. Stings. I win that easily without such bullshit RNG.
>>547944205Isn't that flawed logic? If you're doing all your borrow runs, then you still get the same total borrow runs, so your risk tolerance shouldn't change.
>>547942809>11 G1 victories>7 of them with Opera Oliterally carried by a horse (yeah I know that's what jockeys are for)
>>547945564I actually do appreciate them for always hosting rooms. I can easily test my honses against S rankers with actual knowledge of the game.
>>547939801Feels good.
>>547945817Yeah, right? Imagine not being able to max out an R card with a ~4% rate up in 100+ rolls. Hahahaaa. Your account would be a major brick at that point, amiright?! Hahahahaaaaaa ;_;
>>547945996Gold inspiration
>>547944958I though that the idea of "you HAVE to roll for a short-shelf-life trainer card every few months from now on or you just lose" was too stupid to possibly be true and that not even the japs would design a game like this.I was wrong>>547945240I do not have an MLB kita thoughbeitI started playing mid kita banner and only got a single kita card in 300 pulls.
Does anyone know the name of the halloween track? It's so comfy in the background
>>547942207Yes, in fact expected, Wife Nature is the best girl and you're high IQ
>>547943629Same. /uma/ is really comfy
Danchou I think I'm just not gonna reach the quota.
>>547946213>thought that the idea of "you HAVE to roll for a short-shelf-life trainer card every few months from now on or you just lose" was too stupid to possibly be truethat's every gacha game
>>547946120>I actually do appreciate them for always hosting roomsYou mean crashing rooms? I'll host 5 rooms and oinkeron will join every single one, like have a clue man.
>>547946164Anon you don't need ai to make them kiss
>>547943714spurt isn't a hint on sweepy, its an event, and hints are fucking garbo in unity anyway
I think /uma/ SUCKS.
>>547943629>Chilling with f/a/ggots watching CinGray>The game finally releases so I go over to /v/ for once, enjoying some early threads>Someone links the /vg/eneral day 2 or 3 so I switch over to that sinceFun times, weird to think how much time already went by.
>>547946472Hints are even better in Unity retard
>>547943714>48.5% friendship bonuspowerful
>>547946095May be you are right but my strongest one right now is from taking risky choice that I normally did not do.
>>547946143BUHIIIIIII
>>547946367desu what's the problem with that? If they're in /uma/ then they can join. Not like they win every single one of them
>>547943629I’m happy you’re here too bwo *rapes you*
>>547944969I like when there is a leaderboard
>>547944934just borrow her???
>>547946367always good to run multiple times against the same umas to see if they win by flukes or whether the build actually works though
>>547946761It won't be rape
I'm so sick of these goldshit runs already I need long S, URA finale sparks and good rainbows to line up + not miss swinging maestro, these never happen all at the same time
>>547944969that was a fun and quick one thank you
How much better is MLB Riko over 0LB?
89545338Libra
>>547946678>>547946839Nice try but go away piggy.
>>547946839That's what I usually do but I only host on public since rehosting has been so easy now. I can know what I'm doing wrong or lacking before training again
the boogeyman of /uma/ apparently
>IRL horse is genuinely evil>In-game horse is also evil, but also very cute and lovableSasuga cygames. You win this round.
>>547946415this is also ai
>>547944847only after our date
>maya's twinkly determinationhow the FUCK do i not have it yet its a date event wtf
>>547943627oguri capalso bs2 on steam soon dacchiand there's 2 uma parodies of this which is 2 more than i expected
>>547946367You cry instead of actually coming up ways and taking notes how to win against piggies. This is why you're jobbing
>>547946415anon... come on
>>547941223>people with deck like these are winning.Why the fuck do I even bother
>>547943805The director can't unrape you, you'll never be able to get married so you may as well just take it. You're not strong enough to stop it anyways.
>Win CM finals>Go to concert theatre and put on umapyoi densestu with my team in itI've done this every CM now and it just feels right.
my jiggers
Can you lazy niggers update the OP whenever you impulse bake?
>>547942551post dick
>>547943627>>547947310here's the other one
>>547947416same but always a different songnever won any either but I do it anyway
>>547947365I know you're just upset that not everybody likes you and lashing out as a consequence but nowhere did I say I was jobbing.
>>547947509no
>>547946905>7 FUCKING ENDS in one roomGood lord
>>547947304Bro I haven't got it either, and I have 200 Maya runs, is there a trigger for this that we don't know?
>>547947373>gemini cup was an AI generated dream
>>547947509no lmao eat shit poorfag. either bake faster than me or shut up
>>547947509mmmmmmnyo
>>547947408>be urara's trainer>don't get rapesIt's that easy
>>547947576I knew someone would ask it so I saved it just in case. It's a piggy.
>>547947408>work many years for Tracen >just three days from retirement >rape policy takes effect
>>547943176This would be the perfect image for a trainer's pov after that announcement.
>>547946905Results. Front Haru still fucks with the lobby
>>547945136It's TP is half off right now and I have this many refills. You also get enough jims from farming that it pays itself
>547947736What does wealth have anything to do with thread baking?Subhuman indo tard
>>547947408I just pick trainees who don't see me as a slab of meat so I don't get raped in the first place.There's a long list of them, just pick better.
>>547948093I was assured by John Cygames that was patched
>>547948093Decks?
>>547947880Did you know that Urara's trainer started to get popular after becoming her trainer for no reason to the point that he even gets featured in magazines(without his consent btw) despite Urara not being required to win any races until her late classic and senior year?You are going to be targeted, not by Urara but by everyone else.
>>547943176>>547943805>>547947408>>547948025>>547948187The only option is to close your room door and lock it.
>>547948187
>>547947880You fool! She's one of the worst and can get away with it because who's going to believe you?
>>547948290She said this. This is real
>look at upcoming umas before aquarius cup happens>literally no one>already lacking taiki, oguri, falco and digitanIT'S FUCKING OVER ISN'T IT
>>547948060Source?I think I've read this before
I want to make a plan to train some grand parents on loop so I can pick that and a more specialized friend to make the real parentsWhat are some Umas that can work well for multiple kinds of runners?I guess Oguri and Ryan for LS and EC, and El Condor Pasa and McQueen for FR and PC?
>>547948290This is why I don't train DaiSca.I just train Rice Shower and Tachyon, they'd never see me as anything other than an Onii-sama or Mormott-kun.
I'm having KFC today (they run a +50% more pieces promo on Wednesdays), I feel one step closer to an uma now
>>547948379
>>547946802Who else here practicing carat retention?How long is your streak?Personally, haven't spent a drop since the creek bannerPlan to bust on the Kita rerun.
>>547948221There is 0 reason to target a trainer that can't make his uma musume win races, no?
>>547946246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBJIW8UHBSo (better quality)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU3u-IBjj5oThis one?I don't think it really has a name, just Make Up in Halloween Event BGM.Also here is the other track.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-jjvpB2Tjc
>>547943627Best
>>547948285
>>547948495what country? KFC in the US is terrible
>>547948442>I just train Rice ShowerAnon... Rice WOULD rape you everyday if she ever realize she's more powerful than you and if she catches you talking to other trainees
>>547948214
>>5479485590 plans because I'm an impulse puller and if I get a Kitasan copy I'll be happy since she'll be immediately LB2
Now im wondering when did the uma rape thing occur and what caused it >>547948559Saving for cafe and i have 7k carats. Should theatrically have 12-15K when cafe hits
>>547948140>You also get enough jims from farming that it pays itselffrom the random reward after winning races?
>>547948585yes, thank you so much
>>547948372Pretty sure Copano Rickey drops before it
>>547948642Yes, and it excites me, that's why I keep doing it
>>547948675>that goldshiOkay I'm actually kneeling
>>547948285classic
>>547941148Did he get ooniged or run down by a gambler?
>>547948851>it's actually an umanever EVER heard this name until now
>CM6 - Kyoto 3000m Long Firm Fall Sunny>CM7 - Tokyo 2000m Medium Soft Fall Rain>CM8 - Nakayama 2500m Long Firm Winter Sunny>CM9 - Chukyo 1200m Sprint Soft Winter Snow>CM10 - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Mile Firm Winter Sunny>CM11 - Hanshin 3200 m Long Heavy Spring RainAIEEEE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LONGSHoly FUCK, 3 months until we get a short race?!?
Every time I see the thread updated I check it like a crack addict to see if there's a new jiggie, I'm addicted, I can't function without them, I NEED JIGGIES
>>547948642
>>547948665t. Currennot everyone with a big brother is a whore in the making.
Does anyone have or can post one of their follows that has a good, if not MLB, Tamano or Zenno support so I can get some event point grinding in?
>>547948207Dunno why people are saying it's patched. Front Urara, Pace Teio and End Golshi are all Front Running about the time position keep ends
>>547948221>(without his consent btw)Damn, even the paparazzi doesn't respect trainersWhy is this allowed
>>547948883Neicha's the type to actually do this
>>547948961548180808518 Tamamo259995452888 Zennoiirc one of them was from here the other from le /v/
>>547948851Aquarius is on Dia's banner, Rickey is like half a year after it
>>547947408after this event training meetups were always in the outside with many people
>>547948379Kyosei Tensei
>>547948924You will see her in every dirt race from her release because she is a front whose unique scales with the number of greens you proc.
May I post THAT?
>>547948582A trainer that can't train can still impregnate,anon.
>>547948929Good, I fucking hate miles and how low effort shit wins because of RNG
>>547949072Thanks fella
>>547948929>Holy FUCK, 3 months until we get a short race?!?5 weeksaccelerate.
>>547949071>constantly praising her and calling her cuteyou can't expect this to don't be your fault
>>547948661South of the border amigo
F2P bwos, what decks are you running for Libra outside of Golshi? I've done a fair number of runs with HishiAma without finding any reliable success. I had some lucky runs but no 1100+/900/1000 as of yet which is what I believe should be achievable with SRs.Should I give up and pray to the NSM gods?
>>547949149who's the best dirt as of now you think?
Thank god this cm is over mile is always the fucking worst. Literally the most disgusting piece of shit horses excel at it, it makes me fucking nauseous
>>547949041Oh and these are the Urara stats, she is by no means an ace kek
>>547949106Scarlet and Vodka would compete with their trainers dick length
>>547949363did that even win the URA?
>all this mile hateShort track = higher skill expression
Who's a cute little buhi? (You) are, yes (you) are. Can you squee for me?>T: "B-buhiii"Good buhi trainer. Here's your reward, a dupe from your daily roll.>T: "Buhi buhi!!!"Of course you can do your daily pull on the other banners. Don't throw a tantrum when you don't get anything though.>T: "buhi..."No, you have to spark for it!
>>547949337>>547949209If you guys hate miles, you are going to despise sprints. That is actually gambling.
>>547949472>B rankwhat do you think
>>547948929>CM11 has no meta, whoever crawls past the finish line while coughing blood and two minutes away from dying wins
All this rape talk made me realize Cygames was pretty genius when designing the umamusume. They're superhuman, meaning humans physically cannot rape umas. This drastically reduces the amount of uma rape artwork, which increases the odds of irl owners not freaking out over it.
>>547948929>no more cancerous short distancesPRAISE THE LORD. PRAAAAAAISE GOLSHI.
>>547949492I HATE IT BECAUSE I NEED TO RUN A LAISU WITH 600 STAMINA ON A SPRINT CM
>>547949608it's unfortunate, but I suppose it's better that way...
>>547948929>3200m, Heavy, RainWill the meta be like 4 golden recoveries or something? Wtf
>>547948929>CM11 - Hanshin 3200 m Long Heavy Spring RainLord have mercy. Is this the CM where my Grass Wonder Fantasy spook will be useful?
>>547948929>CM11>3200m>Heavy>RainHoly fucking shit. Will this be the CM where everyone caps stamina and spends every single skill point on recoveries?
>>547949608>They're superhuman, meaning humans physically cannot rape umas.The amount of rape games that don't give a fuck about that:It's quite sad really.
>>547949472I don't think so, she did survive for the 2nd Summer but she lost before the Uras if I recall correctly
>>547949497Yeah, I'm just expecting some bullshit front to decide the race's results by gaining the lead 3 seconds in. Maybe some late surger bullshit, but honestly fuck them too and fuck pace too actually
>>547949707Doto would just take it there if you ever try to and blame herself for it
>>547949608Conversely, there is plenty of art of the Uma Musume doing the raping now
>>547949041i thought pace down mode was patched if urara was front
>>547949747That's a MANT CM, the stam cap in there is 1900.
>>547949746nyo because we're going to be in another, far worse scenario with even more powercreep bullshit
sexsex with digitandigitan SEX
>>547949608>implying this in anyhow stops rape artIn the world of xration, asanagi, cyclone, etc, you can be the most overpowered character you want. You'll still lose to cock by the power of plot convenience and contrivances. Man Oguri Cap sure is powerful. Too bad I a fat balding man can drug her food and after raping her she becomes addicted to my dick.
>>547949854I want Gentildonna to rape me. ;_;
>>547949608>implying that'll stop rapistsCute. Never change.
>>547949149Rickey is better as pace doe
>>547948929>>CM8 - Nakayama 2500m Long Firm Winter SunnyTHE ONLY CM THAT TRULY MATTERS
Are debuffers dead from here on out?Everyone will get more stats to distribute, so chances of aces getting killed by a debuffer would be pretty low
>Stay Gold is an NPC Uma, not a traineewhy the fuck tho
>>547948929whales love long CMs because they can just stat check everyone else
>>547948929>he's going to skip the cafe banner
>>547950049That's hot
>>547950014>rape oguri cap >she gets addicted to sex >rapes (You) again and againCongratulations, you just became the raped
>>547950143Because she hasn't released yet bro? Just gotta wait.
>>547948929>Hanshin 3200 m Long Heavy Spring RainKino
>>547948929fuck this noise i'm skipping every long CM after CM6
>>547950014>I a fat balding manWouldn't even admit that if I was being waterboarded by zog's best goyim
>>547949497I dont give a fuck if I get stat checked. That means its on me, I didnt put in enough effort. But if I job at a mile when I have a shittons better uma because of RNG, thats not on me.
>>547949906Haven't used her a lot but so far it seems to be working just like in Gemini. Maybe it's cause my Urara has high Wit.
>>547950049Me on the right but I'm crying tears of joy
>>547950143These are all NPCs still, they'll be released sooner or later
>>547950297He's describing the doujin scenario
I regret wasting carrots on super cleat.
>>547949854is not rape if there are no witnesses
>3* stam >Everything else is garbageBack to the mines
>>54794855963K for SSR Kita. Whatever is leftover for uma Kita. Swiping if I must.
>>547950326Sprints are gonna be whacky>1200 speed/power/wit >skills up the ass to get front and maintain it Nige Suzuka might be the play here for that cm
>>547950241She isnt a trainee in JP version too...
>>547950503She has sprint E
>See sasami for the first time since Unity released>roll for health >first failure I've ever had from acupunctureI want my money back.
>>547950397fictional doujin rapists don't have to be fat bald ojisans he just picked the one that resonates the most with him (and this general)
>>547950395I'm way too weak to girls with glasses...
>>547939801>he doesnt have all event and cm titleshow does it feel to have a negative equity account huh?
hungy
Look at the white skills on this Rudolph, holy shit - one of the parents is also a chained monster - I didn't count the total number of skills but it's insane. I followed this guy immediately, going to be dining on skills tonight
>>547950049gross at least spoiler it
>>547950657>fictional doujin rapists don't have to be fat bald ojisansTHEY DON'T? Then why are these the only ones showing in my gyaru porn?
>>547950762Don't care about that symboli but could do with that Ryan.
>>547950169shan't be pulling for c*fe ever
>>547950819NOT ALWAYS
>>547950547It's normal for them to make the new Umas to be NPCs first, but she's one that's pretty likely to release in the next few months, since she's not that huge to be an anni Uma.
>>547950326>That means its on me, I didnt put in enough effortthe effort in question:
>>547950437Being a Trainer...is difficult.
>>547950762post his id bwo
>>547950819Gyarus in particular love fat bald ojisans such as myself
>>547950657Excuse me, I'm skellymaxing so that spechan can crush me easily with her belly.
>>547950754Thank you. I am feeling hungry after all.
>>547950657>>547950819Uma musume raping each other doujins when
>curren>air groove>bakushin>king halo>kawakami princess>fuji kiseki>maruzenksy>taiki shuttle
I busted all my manhattan cafe luck on super shower banner
>>547948372Your Urara? Your El? Your XOguri?
Would you let Super Creek talk to your mother this way?
>>547948929After these there's almost no longs for half a year
Why does Cyjews cap followers at 1000? Literally no incentive to trim your followers either when CP per day is capped at 100.
>>547950762That Rudolf is a buffet
>>547950954I was about to say that would be really fucking stupid, but...
>>547950789It wouldn't be as nearly as annoying to others if I did that! Eclipe anons' eyes first, the rest nowhere
>>547939801Bro, I'm skipping
>>547950620So only 2 upgrades needed to make her viable in career. Ez pz title for getting all the trophies with her.
>>547951043>Your XOguri?I have a soul
>>547950819>gyarus want money>ojiisan have moneysimple as
>failed a 1% into poor condition>failed the next 2%>took 3 turns to cureI am about to go fucking insane
>>547950892what tierlist is that?I know it's wrong because my KINGU is never F tier
>>547950762How do you make something like this? Spam URA with races or what?
>>547951282I just almost the exact same thing happen, it must be post-CM win hangover.
>>547951063would you have the balls to argue against an uma?
>>547950869The Symboli is still good if you're patient to chain the white skills onto a 3 star parent then repeat, this thing can save you days of grinding>>547950925I don't know his ID since I saw him in a lobby and just followed, if anyone knows how to get the ID from the friends screen let me know and I'll post it. This guy doesn't have anyone using his Rudolf yet either
>>547951285Loser tier listMeaning she's the OPPOSITE of a loser!AAA HAHAHA
>>547948372Got all of them, try not being a meta slave Support card roller NIGGER
>>547951297Deal with Shiraoki-sama (you lose your balls)
>>547951226literally meexcept I don't want money
they can probably hear each others thoughts
>>547951224There's inevitably going to be another fast forwarded balance patch, nobody will think you are a metafag
>>547951523So you just want to fuck bald fat ojisans for nothing but the love of the game? I guess i can respect that?
>>547951523>irl gyaruhey...
Trainer wants to rape his traineeTrainee wants to rape her trainerThey end up raping each other throughout TracenThey inspire other uma to just go through with itStory ends with Riko and Aoi going to save trainer but find him passed out with his trainee on top still draining himYou can't beat the umanko
>>547948812Each run is 30+ races and it's double rewards right now so it's easy to farm bonus jims. The daily jewel subscription was reworked to include extra borrows and double rewards so if you happen to have that too you get 20 borrows and 15 jim bonuses. It's also possible to buy stamina pots from the montly shops now too.
>>547951612Hungarian Oguri.
>>547950892>>547951285>>547951428https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html>"""Strongest character ranking"""this is bullshit
>have to run 20 something races for Rice's epiteth titleNyo...
>>547951063She's just speaking the truth
>>547951707But Oguri is always hungary.
so whats the best team composition for CM6?2 end closers and 1 pace?
Stop talking about rapeWhat the fuck is your deal?
>>547951719Of course it's bullshit, it's Kamigame.
>>547951025>wasted a 10 pull>get rice and creek as wellIs it lucky hour?
>>547951719>most of my favorites are near the bottom Good so when I win no one can call me a metafag
>>547951893Being raped by someone you trust is the ultimate form of love
>>547951893it's reverse rape, i.e. not rape
>>547951879Front runner to mess with the pace of the race, late surger and end closer
>>547951797
>>547939153sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>547951025Shiraoki-sama anons are saying it's lucky hour but is it really?Odds I rollEven Nope
>>547948941Same here. I can't live without my fix of jiggies...
Is Summer Spe meta yet
>>547952075wouldnt promoted pace do that anyway but you get better spurt scaling? who in their right mind is going to run solo front
>>547951893I'm a rapist what else am I gonna do
>>547951421HolyFound it845809439700
I want to burst all over Rice Shower
>>547950869828166935825Max follows already
>>547950762Also this Rudolf has NINE star URA finale, both parents have 3* URA finale and this thing ran 22 races. It's one of the most disgusting white skill parents I've seen and no one is following this guy except me
>>547952182me
>>547952146Goldshi paizuri...
>>547952150That's a nope
>>547952049isn't that just consensual sex?
>>547952247I'm aware.
>>547949854That's my fetish anyways.
>real goldship loved sex above everything>uma goldship is too autistic to have sex or even see her trainer as a loverWhat gives?
>>547952281What were they thinking when they designed this?This is literally just the sex
>>547952250>>547952203The whole /uma/ is now following me
>5* turf>3* pace chaser>9* longcan't wait to get nothing
>>547952203Based, the blue sparks aren't great but the white skills are so insanely good it doesn't matter (fucking NINE URA finale? holy shit)
I miss Donna...
>>547952420That means she has sex with any male but trainerWhich is the most Goldship thing I can think of
>>547952328No, you just trust them and they just rape you. There is no consent had. Like when you think you could trust your friend to watch your little sister while you run downstairs to get the pizza you ordered and find out she's pregnant with his kid a little while later
How do I max speed and reach 901 power at the same time. I've already tried 3 speed 1 stam 1 power but it's still lacking. 4 speed 1 stam and this is the result
>>547952545SameThey should give her out for free in order to express their condolences and allow us to grieve
>>547952503haha......ha.........
>>547952420Are you fucking kidding, in the hot spring ticket thing it's heavily implied she drugs you and date rapes you.
What's your shoe spread, Anons?
>>547952663>rape right before his eyesOh noIs your friend ok?
>Hopeful stakes coming up>Check my hint list to purchase some skills>Hint for a skill that isn't in my deck>Don't remember getting it from an out-of-deck eventW-where did it come from... I'm scared.
>>547952462I hope we can all fit inside of you, I don't take much space but there might be some big anons around...
>>547952250they see 1 star stamina and no follow
>>547952709>/uma/>reading anything that's not a guide
>>547952882spirit bomb
>>547952150Don't do it, my roll ate all the luck. >>547951990Before that roll I joked to a friend that I got 4 super creeks in the first 10 pull but didn't specify which creek
Career fucking saved I love ningen women so much bros
>>547952950>implying they read guidesDidn't you see all the post-cm/pre-cm seethe?
>>547952810Mile and Medium 3kLong 1kSprint 900Dirt 220 and sinking every day (stop requesting them you fuckers)
>>547952420the hat is her inhibitor, once she loses it she's a Vixen through and through
>>547953009But I'm running URA, not Aoharu
holy donkey tits!
>>54795305313 of those posts were from me
>>547953163Whoever designed Rob Roy to be fragile, small and cute but have huge titsThank you
>>547953163Her height to booba size is insane. God I fucking love shortstacks
>>547952810
>>547953151ok nvm that is spooky then
>>547952420>uma goldship is too autistic to have sex or even see her trainer as a lovershe literally kidnaps you to nowhere with no one around where you """"spent"""" several hours doing something
>>547953095Wait the wife is a horse girl too wtf
>>547953163AI slop
>>547953312not sure if you know but you can trade in shoes for currency I had like 10k medium shoes and thought ill never use all of those so I just turned them in
>>547953375retard
>>547952685>check his twitter>Uso...it's so over
>>547953247SameI hope I can get her and Sunday
>>547953375How could John Cygames do this...
>>547953402I know but I like big numbers and have no need for monies
>>547953410cope, stop posting slop nigger
>>547952663this reminds me that novel of Grass Wonder I read a long time ago, she tried to rape her trainer but something happens and she couldn't. The trust was broken, it took her years to regain the trainer's trust but after winning the Takarazuka Kinen and the joy of the moment the trainer let his guard down and the instant they were alone she raped him
>>547952882random card appearance event, they happen like twice per career I think
>>547939692okay I'm not the only onemaybe its because I've read so many gacha stories that I'm just not interested in uma musumeor maybe I'm too busy speeding through a career to read. I wish you could select what events have double skip on.
>>547953375>>547953539Bait used to be believable
>>547953497I don't understand how you can just live with the golden "NEW" banner and not click it just to make it disappear
>>547953375so called free thinkers when they see a smear frame
Honestly? I’ll take it.
>>547953375bait used to be believablebeing 15 must be so epic right now
>>547953163Bourbon is sexy
>>547953571you can set it so that unread events play normal speed
>>547952420she just has a peculiar way of expressing her feelings
>>547953646Bet his smoke alarm is chirping.
>>547953653Not a smear frame.
>>547953553Like poetry, it rimes
>still giving it (you)s
>>547953725yeah but if I play a character's career once, won't it count as "read" by then?
MY POWER IS TOO FUCKING LOW TO DO ANYTHING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY STAM SPARKS I SHOULD REPLACE WITH POWER I FUCKING HATE GOLD RECOVERIES SO I ONLY WANT TO RUN MAESTRO BECAUSE COOLDOWN IS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that Gold Ship literally has a date with youIf anything she's the most upfront but just hides it behind retarded schemes and pranks
rob roy just looks so soft and fuzzy i bet she smells like flowers and probably uses granny panties
>>547952682>>547953839Onii-samas almost share the single brain cell
>>547953789awwww anon is jealous of the (you)s?here's a free one
is this nigga for real?
>>547953553Link?I feel like I've read this before too
>>547952810>no dirtI KNOW STOP REQUESTING THEM
I really wish there was a way to "forget" an event. Like, I want to be able to reread an uma's story without needing to flip on/off the skip function for the billion of other events (card, scenario, etc).
>>547942501I got Biwa and Opera, couldn't care less about either. I want rudolf, Falco, Oguri, Maru, Bourbon, Brian, and Gold Citythe all-uma banner cannot come soon enough
>Not even close to capping speed>No distance A>Secret event unfulfilled because 2nd in one raceIf it wasn't for the 2x event points I would've killed the run
for those pointmaxxing how many points are you getting on a good run?
>>547954148would like to know this too
What if I don't ever win another CM after Taurus...
Yeah, that's rightsniff my dick
>>547954246here's a dogshit 11k rating run
>>547954285There's nothing to know. It's just not possible.
>>547951135Question, how do people jerk off to this AI shit?Suzuka looks like a man, Taiki's neck is too long and her proportions are all fucked up, her lower lip?, both have skin dripping off their faces, the coloring sucks and makes it looked smudged (AWFUL) also the clothes and skin are somehow matte, satin, and glossy at the same time, the background makes no sense, there is a concrete pad with a fence and trees at the bottom then above that there is a dirt track with another fence and a open field.
>>547954419>>547954315
>>547954456I THOUGHT IT WAS A QUESTION WHOOPS
>>547954457
>>547954315you'll live until they add CM concert
How the hell does a childhood friend Uma work. Isn't Torena-san supposed to be an adult?
>>547954315source???????????????????????????????????????????????
Solo Seiun Sky could not win it
>>547953151What kind of skill was it?
>>547954457same could be said of jerking off to cartoons at all. different strokes (pun intended) for different folks. I think it's all slop but I'm not exactly proud to share my bookmarks with everyone either
>>547954520Suck my dick, King
redpill me on mihoyo bourbon
>547954713you can tell this guy is an attention whore because he'll keep posting his brown boyfriend until he no longer gets +5 (You)s
>>547954776she silly
>>547954661there are adults in tracen
>>547954661I think someone explain previously that instead of torena being all the same guy like we have right now, eventually for later umas torena will be a specific person Though that could have been a gaslight, so take it with a grain of salt
>>547954713>whale>90% win rate>3rd>me, poorfag>literally started with riko banner>2ndI guess I should make guides now?
>i'm the only anon rolling for manhattan cafe
>>547954750Triple 7s... I guess Tickezo must have visited and my mind just immediately suppressed the memory.
>>547954776Great ass, and one of the most autistic athletes in a game solely about autistic athletes.
>>547954713>urara and teiois that urara even turf A?making a shit team on purpose as a way to cope when you lose is shitter behaviour, don't half ass it
I don't know if I want to continue being in a world without her...
>>547954713She could win and did win though, he added everyone as practice partners, raced them like 10 times maybe even more and when my Seiun didn't late start he was able to get Rod and win everytime. The Seiun was perfect he just got unlucky with the bullshit Late Start RNG.
>>547954776The Big Bang Theory in Uma form
>>547954941He had a Ryan and Taiki for round 1 but dropped them for solo ace for "content"
thingken of that webm again...
>>547954886I'm sure you are
>>547952810Do you just take shoes, but never offer any?
>>547952902>>547952902>>547952902>>547952902
>>547954848the toreina speaks and acts differently with each uma already, so this isn't a tough sell for me. It's not like there's only one toreina in Tracen and it's (You) and your harem of trainees.
>>547954889Must have been>>547954848You're always a new guy trainer in the career with only one uma.
>>547955092what do you mean by this?
>>547954776Same seiyuu as Ikuyo Kita
Magic being real in the uma world is ever going to be addressed?
>>547954776she is like aigis, autistic robot wife
>>547954848IIRC every Uma has their own unique trainer in their story you play the role of, which explains the personality differences between your dialogue choices and such.There's no way Sirius and Rudolph have the same Trainer after all.My question is how young is her trainer if she's osananajimi
made 3 semi-competent aces, now I just need to optimize I guessthis part kinda sucks but also when the real game starts
>>547954954she wouldn't want you to give up
>>547954661Different umas have different trainersI tried asking jpfags and they said subtrainers can be as young as 15-18 ishBuena's trainer probably worked his ass off and could be a once in a generation genius because being trainer is supposedly as hard as being a jockey irl which has an abyssmal passing rate>young>full of hair>handsome>has childhood friend uma>genius>parents love himThat's a highbar to selfinsert too
>>547954661The trainer is awkward as fuck in every career. I dunno how people can think he's some 40 year old boomer. He sounds like a straight out of college faggot that just started his first job.
Would Oguri enjoy having sex?
libraaaaa55249017
>>547955390yee
>>547955208How are you/they running out of any shoes. I have like a billion of each. Only way you can run out is if you snipe a bunch of shoes and then dip every day
>>547954553That gif feels like something a fed would post
>>547954713Glad I'm not the only one who got fucked over by RNG, my Taiki got stuck behind Taishin/Vodka and finished 9th - I lost in 2nd by a nose because Vodka didn't proc any accel skills on the last spurt and would have been in 3rd without her proccing her ult + Oguri'sThat guy is super fucking annoying so its good he got humbled
>>547955283F-fuark....gary stu...
>>547955267You're right. I'll get stronger, for her.
>>547954941He solo aced because he fully knew how RNG mile CMs are and had them as a backup excuse if he ever jobs, which he did. He blamed the luck this time but shat on his enemy Falco CM3 when the Falco didn't activate groundwork.Just very insufferable over all.
>>547955390With me yes, with you no
>>547952810I don't request dirt shoes
>>547955085I want to fuck KingI want to fuck her while live streaming it to her motherI want her mother in the room while I fuck her then suck the semen out her slit after I cream8 kids
>>547955451I just don't like requesting dirt shoes or running dirt careersI kinda want sprint shoes now because I leveled up potential and don't have the shoes to do it again
>>547952462so am I, this will be great for my next Golshi run
not bad for my first rice shower run, I'll have to see if taking 2 stamina parents will be better than 1 stam and 1 power, but to be fair I literally had zero bursts on stamina this run
>>547955390She'd be confused but probably end up enjoying it a bit. She'd be very hungry afterwards.
>>547954848They were always different trainers, only at first they were super generic. Like, you can't convince me that Bakushin and Bourbon have the same trainer
>>547955283>buena trainer has 0 flaws compared to other trainersWhat the fuck
>>547955390>She gets a taste for your semen >Starts forcibly sucking you off before and after training sessions >Escalates to before and after races as well
>>547941758if you host dont forget to delete the room by typing /del in chat otherwise it stays up forever
>>547955390Anyone who loves eating loves sex, because they are weak to their basic instincts.
>@VF
>>547912874 >>547913838guess you do get shittier opponents if your winrate is lower.
>>547955657>while I fuck her then suck the semen out her slit after I creamWhy would you drink your own semen
>>547955531
>>547955735This has happened to me before and it is not as fun as it sounds, eventually your testicles just ache constantly and you have no energy.
Does anyone have the gif of the rancher chatting with the camera and casually shooting a horse behind him in the head? Because that's how I feel about the game right now.
>>547955531>>547955882She raped her trainer after this btw
PRE-AMERICAN HOLIDAY JIGGIEhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>547955839gains
>>547955798I wish I did
>acts like a retard in front of Oguri>bags her
Sorry danchud, I won't be doing more than a single 60 tp run. I'm busy playing an actual fun game f2p chink game.
>>547955437no NSM for me...
>>547956078>chink game>fun
>3 speed on a 0% speed uma>cap speed>3 speed on a 20% speed uma>can't cap speedI'M GOING INSANE
>>547956039That's the father she never had bwow....
>>547955947I know. It was me.
How the fuck did I only win the hardest two.
>>547956251Change their style. Bakushin is defaulted into Pace and your Mile is with 3 Late
>>547956251those NPCs are fucking dangerous, especially the one with glasses
>>547956039
>>547952108What happened to TASSuna
>>547955465I'm not a fed!
>>547956179Umamusume has... le rng???
>>547955150Dont give a shit. Im impregnating all my trainees and theres nothing you can do about it.
Super Creek, I think this goo goo babies shit is super fucking weird. Can we please just have a normal trainer trainee relationship? I just want to retire after your senior year and live off with whatever money I made.
>>547955531I absolutely loved this interaction in the game.
>>547955283Rather than becoming a trainer, the difficult part is becoming a central trainer. Even a mediocre trainer in Tracen can probably blow out the water you average "genius" in the countryside.
>>547956438Fuku a cute!
Libra Cup folks
rate my CM6 ace
>>547954025I don't remember, only think I remember is that it was one of the most liked novels from Grass on pixiv so if you search by popularity it may appear
>>547955283how are you suppose to self insert to this
>>547956551Don't tell anyone but Highlander is the best secondary skill for Libra after Straightaway Spurt
>>547956610Uhh bro?Your Straightaway Spurt?
>>547955283>no umas to be childhood friend withreal life can be pretty cruel sometimeswell, i would've probably still spent most of my youth shitposting on umachan
>>547956610>no no stopping meReroll
>>547956610>hybridYou better have two more of those
>>547956704rushing gale is right there....
>>547956610My goldshit looks similar
>>547956697Anon... Everyone knows...
>>547956439based
>>547956796well I only managed to train this one toostill missing third
>>547956824Rice a cute! I want to stick my dick in her!
>>547956693Literally me btw
why are late surgers bad this CM
>>547956391I cycle through uma butts to sniff
>>547956039The GOAT
>>547956956late are gambler core
>>547956697>>547956824I didn't...
>>547956956Because End Closers will almost always win unless there's a lucky Pace Chaser
>>547956946h-hello...
>>547956957Tazuna?uma?
>CM JUST ENDED>/uma/ is already training CM6 umas
>>547956697no it's not, it's a shitty gamble accel like corner cunny and rushing gay
>>547956205can't even cheat your uma wife cause they can sense the smell of other females
>>547956543Furioso torena...
>>547955009>and when my Seiunkys seapag
Uma trainers we can self-insert as?I already lost most of my hair...
>>547956039>catch an uma>make her your trainee>groom her into your perfect wife>she rapes you (she doesn't know you wanted it)>now she has no choice but to marry youPerfect stratagem
>>547957162I mean, what are you supposed to do?
>>547957010the oguri sex...
>>547957162People were training them even while Virgo was running. The treadmill has no end.
>>547957091>no breasts>zero charisma>INFJMan you'd have to be really unlucky to get stuck with Suzuka.
>>547956039>Now has to pay for her meals come graduation
Shekel status?
>>547957010is like his mere existence makes Oguri the happiest uma alive
>ruins your runstupid fucking bitch she needs to have both of her knees broken with a nailed bat
>>547957162Like CMs are acceleration game, the game itself is accelerated. I haven't have the time to do fan runs anymore and I don't know how are others able to do them still
>>547957372>you'll never spit roast tachyWhy live...
>>547957246the real life trainers
>>547957462
what is oguri doing
>>547957372>training Cafe means you can have a threesome with her friend tooseems nice
>>547957246
>>547957601Marking
>>547957162I'm still farming parents.
>>547957162I haven't even decided my aces...
>>547957601Showing the cool thing Kitahara did to her
>>547957621Didn't "they" tried to get of you during her story?
>>547957660>people actually like this character
>>547957372so what's the deal with cafe's imaginary friend? did the real horse have hallucinations or something?
>>547957741The MC spot?She already took it Spe.
>>547957768she's just a tsundere
>>547957660I'm cumming
Post your top 10 least favorite characters.Ending post number will be your wife.
Actually I think she is based on the horse.
I got 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the finals but only got 1st prize box @JohnCygames can you please look into this? I am a paying customer.
>>547957162bwo we're building CM7 parents
>>547957808It makes me insanely hard, so yes.
>>547957870Nice Teio pits
>>547957162bwo I'm kinda already done with my acesthinking what to build for scorpio now
>>547957162>cm ends>cm beginsthe cycle
American holidays are the WORST!because they steal my favorite posters...
>>547957907>right hand is 3>left hand is 4>7OH NO OH NO
When all those straightaways, and uma stan procs at the start, and the she still was able to win. Umazing.
>>547957162>alreadyYou're already 1 week late to start.
Festa wife
>>547957824It's meant to allude to the fact that Cafe not only descended from Sunday Silence, but was the spitting image of him as well.
>>547957824I think is just a reference of how Cafe looks like same as Sunday Silence
>>547954848Each uma has their own unique trainer, at least for career mode. This is kinda confirmed by Grass in Chrono's career when she was talking about being able to win because of her own trainer to try and encourage Chrono who's trainer got into a car accident and couldn't go with her to the Arima Kinen. Rough MTL in picrel but it's from here
>>547957870>>547958015STOP ITSTOP MAKING ME LIKE HER
This race is just rigged, right? Statistically there's no way I should have lost this. Game just randomly decides if you win or lose and I think that's some stupid bullshit.
>>547957904AoiRikoEtsukoArdanKitasanDoberFalconCurrenShakurGroove
>>547958273HDR GUY IS BACK
>>547958273MY FUCKING EYES
>>547954713Ngl that was funny stream the amount of copium was absurdly high.
>>5479579040. Agnes Digital1. Air Groove2. Gold City3. Seiun Sky4. Tosen Jordan5. Sweep Tosho6. Winning Ticket7. Tokai Teio8. Daichi Ruby9. Fuji Kiseki
>>547957824https://umamusume.fandom.com/wiki/Manhattan_Cafe/Real_Lifemovie double for sunday silence
>slop tubers making their CM runs members only
>>547958090Who?
>>547957824There's also the documentary about Sunday Silence and Cafe played that part because he's the spitting image of him
>>547958273She has more Stam than you
>>547958262Blagh, pressed post before I could finish adding but original script was from herehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/transcript/501133117?characterId=1133&storyType=career
>>547957907I wonder how many people know about Air Eminem?Got 3rd at Kikuka Sho which Manhattan Cafe won
>>547954713he dropped college for THAT?
>really want use Digitan in Libra>Long: GSurely she will be worth the trouble
>>547958273
Forgive me danchou, I only did one run a day these last 3 days. I will start again tomorrow so please don't kick me. Please do not start advertising that a spot is going to open up. I promise I will get 3 million fans tomorrow, please.
>>547958271Resistance is futile
>>547958446Does it rap though?
Do you use double energy, I think my danchode is having a melty.
Anyone else simulate their CM opponents to see how other runs would have looked?
>>547958419what, 90% wr guy makes you pay for the privilege of watching him play the game?
>>547958262Beautiful. I love Grass so much.
>>547958273SO THIS IS THE POWER OF HDR
>>547957904Winning TicketTokai TeioMejiro RyanAir ShakurMatikanefufufufuTachyonGrooveGold CityInes FujinYukino Bijin
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>547957162Do you just not do anything while the CM is ongoing except watch the races? Always gotta be thinking about what's next lil bro
>>547958623no it's free
I love Tokai TeioI seriously fucking love her
>>547958487Her Unique works pretty good and I've won with a B Long Digitan a couple times. Too much of a pain to build though, can't get 2 recoveries and you risk out on missing Spurt
Every day til you like it
>>547958262>grass telling chrono to go and fuck her trainer already like she diduhhh based??
>>547958551STOPI'm not building her as one of my Libra aces!
>>547957904Teiox9Rudolf
isn't it till?
>>547958262>Grass grooms Chrono to be trainersexualIsn't that illegal?
Air Eminem could have been in BOANE...
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DEBUFFING LAISU
bwos I'm not a whale which means I cannot hit 1200 speed and 1100 stamina and long S without tanking power and wit a lot.How do I cope for libra?
>>547958932(((Big Gold)))
>>547958262>yeah, just fuck him lmaoWhy are umas like this
>>547959058You don't have to participate if you don't want to anon.
>>547958862Teio is now your wife. Omedetou
>>547959058it's time to use THAT
>>547958861You're going to build her, and you're gonna like it
>>547959058By not falling for Stamina gaslights and getting 900 Stam
>>547959058Run your favorite End closer(s) / any two umas with built-in recoveriesGet as close as you can to high speed and stamina and decent powerThen enter your umas and leave the rest on the track
>Get doto on first banner pull>Get digitan of first banner pullAnon's im fucked, aren't I? i'm using all my luck now and in the future my honses just won't drop will they?
>>547959192Fuck it I will
KILL ALL TEIOFAGS.KILL THEM ALL.
>>547957904GoldshipMeg RyanWAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAHHHHHBBBBBBBBITupac ShakurDumb EagleKamikaze PrincessTosen JordanCurren ChanAgemasen SpechudDream Journey
IS THE CM6 META TO LOSE MORE TO GET SHITTERS IN THE FINALS?
>>5479579040.- Riko1.- Air Shakur2.- Gold City3.- Beauty Ashinzawa4.- Bitter Glasse5.- Little Cocoon6.- Winning Ticket7.- T.M. Opera O8.- Satono Diamond9.- Mejiro Palmer
>>547958170>>547958230>>547958414>>547958426that's kinda stupid ngl I though it was something cooler than that
Umas into rough play?
>>547958623No just the other guys minus rednu. Even Henry of the banner sheet and carat calculator has his members
>>547958262So if we were to train meta umas instead of our favorites, our favorites are basically cucked by another trainer that isn't us?
>>547959381Congrats.
>>547959262I got City in 60 and paid for it by needing 200 to MLB R Riko Sorry in advance for your karma
>>547959381WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
>>547958446>Dear slim, I wrote to you but you still ain't calling
>>547959058Just get 950 and two golds greed for guts. witgod will put out a f2poor deck. Non whale is no excuse people cook with scrapes all the time
>>547959431it is a video game
>>547959304
>>547957165stop lying, it's barely below NSM
>>547959393It created some fan theories that Sunday Silence didn't actually die, or at least when they announced it, and was entering races as Cafe.
>>547957904I love them all equally, IDIOT
>>547959058post your best long runner for libra900+ golds is enough
https://youtu.be/zxilFCnBZwU
>>547959431I mean it's a hard rule that umas can't enter the twinkle series without a trainer from the start so it was always a thing, so yeah
>>547957904I genuinely can't even recall the names of the Uma I don't like.
You're in Tracen to HELP umas accomplish their dreams, not to get a wife.
>>547959647Is...Is she scratching her crotch?
>>547959218even umalator says 900 stam is dogwater perf
>>547959587fuck off normalfag
>>5479579041. Mayano2. Sweep3. Teio4. Mejiro Dober5. Air Shakur6. Gold City7. Falco8. Matikanetahnhauser9. Mejiro Ardan(1)0. Ines Fujin I don't even actively dislike most of these, just don't like them, so my odds are actually rather ok
>>547959653>i have no tasteHow embarrassing to come out and just say it
>>547959621am i crazy or are there four uphills here? seems absurdly unlikely to trigger
I like masked umas
>>547959621>picking skills based on the totally accurate ideal chartretard, why don't you grind for burning spirit guts while you're at it
>>547959731What if her dream is to be my wife?
>>547959731Then why are umas in Tracen to get a husband?
>>547959731I know that your post is innocent and you've done nothing wrong, butFUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>547959909I hope it's one of those dildo masks
>>547959571Witgod will tell you to get 900 stam and 600 wit. 1200/1200/1200 witlets autolose if they don't proc recov anyway and if they do proc you have no chance in the first place.
>>547959856>seems absurdly unlikely to triggerTheir chances of triggering before the final spurt is actually decent. Those 2 uphills are back to back each lap.t. have tried it
>>547959925>chart is correct for the skills I like but incorrect for the skills I don't like
>>547959731What if her dream is to become my wife?
>>547959813>TeioFUCK
>>547959949I mean, what do you even have to offer to an uma?I don't think basement dwellers would be too popular with them.
>>547959978Special week, the moment Silence Suzuka informed her of being pregnant with Trainer's child-Tracen Academy, circa 2022
>>547957904I dont dislike any. I love all of my umas.
long cm actually demands that you use your trainer brain and make judgments what stats you can affordi wonder how many people in /uma/ actually wish that CMs did not require any effort at all and were all 100% just RNG
>>547959998Well yeah I keep telling people he warned us since tarus about witlets dying but to each their own
>>547960037Congratulations!
>>547959731Satono Diamond rapes me continuously. I've tried informing the higher ups at Tracen but for some reason all my complaints have been ignored. Please send help, I'm not sure how much longer I can last this abuse.
>>547960026the point is don't use the chart as a benchmark for what skills to pick up. I didn't think I had to spell it out for you
>>547960132wow what a cute girl
>>547959731Anon...
STOP POSTING SPECIAL WEEK
>>547960093My sexy bod of courseThey're all mad frfr, especially the gyarus
posting falcon then instead
>>547960132yeah I love CMs where being able to afford all the stats mean you autowin against people who can't
>>547960225Just like Tazuna. ...right?
>>547959731>He doesn't know that Tracen's real purpose is to grow the uma population
>>547960014It seems like it's as likely to trigger as corner accel last cm. roughly 1/4 to do anything good. it can be good if it triggers at the very end of the 3rd uphill
>>547960132long is rng as it gets. who hits their accel and doesn't die from being a midwit
>>547960295I CAN'T I NEED MORE I WANT MORE SHE'S ALL I EVER WANT GYAHHHHHHH SPE-CHAN KAWAII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>547960093>I don't think basement dwellers would be too popular with them.Have you seen the hobos they lust after in the anime? As long as you're male, decently young, help them, and exist in their orbit, they are ready to jump on your cock.
>>547960354this but unironically. winning should be reserved for those who prepared and not luckshitters who procced furious feat right as late race started
I'm just going to do it for my top 10 favorite umas.0. King Halo1. Mejiro Ardan2. Satono Crown3. Rice Shower4. Narita Taishin5. Fine Motion6. Satono Diamond7. Curren Chan8. Manhattan Cafe9. Daitaku Helios
>>547960206don't trust the simulator made to test out skills, instead trust the constantly arguing and ever changing biased opinions of this threadgot it, makes a lot of sense
more like DUMB falcon
>>547960189>>547960206Special Week>>547960132>>547960225Mundane Month
>>547960132>run stamina sparks>spam speed with power bonus>spam wit at the end
>>547960489Yes you fucking moron. The simulator is theory and CM rooms are case studies. One is clearly superior for determining what works and what doesn't.
>>547960292>lucky day is actually a dangerous day
>>547960383I take it as a pace chaser so it's a win-win even if it's gambling. As an end closer however you'd need it to proc at the correct time. It can happen but very gamble.
>>547960657>simulator is theoryTheory starts with reading the racetrack, and understanding the game. Simulator is misinfo slop.
>>547960446Grass...
>>547960463narita top road wants to have sex with elderly men
I want to feed Spe-chan until she pops...
>>547960673I disagree, its my lucky day too
>>547960132>use my brain>can't hit stat tresholds because I don't have 5 MLB SSR cards>never get Long S>never get the hints I need>never more than a single rainbow or unity training in the important statsYes, brain, that has to be it
>>547957904Mayano Top GunCurren-chanWinning TicketAir ShakurBiwa HiyahideGold CitySmart FalconSeiun SkyTeioThough I only actually dislike Top Gun and Curren.
I will be bringing a Naisu Nature that targets Ends
>>547960657now where is all the collected race data and the proof that highlander is a shit skill because all the umas that took it either didn't proc or wasted it on the first 100m?am I supposed to trust your words or enter every single room to verify it myself?
>>547960831i meant that as in a day she's ovulating, a "dangerous" day
>>547960931Enjoy your wife faggot.
>heavy rain on tenno sho springi didn't want that triple crown anyway
>>547960292I freaking love her so much
>See Uma art>Some have the Umas as 1/1.5ft taller than trainersPart of me wishes that was the norm. They seem cool being huge.
I have 50k carats and lb1 kitasan…but I want kawakami princess…
>>547960823He's like late 40s, anon, and he knew her since she was like 5 years old.Of course she'll lust after him.
Wtf Ryan fucked Ramonu?
>>547960931This is bullshit.>>547961018Fuck you.
>>547961115get both??
Uma is a femdom franchise
uphills reduce target speed right? and there's a downhill in kikuka right after the uphill. does that mean determined descent is actually good?
>>547960132holy cope it's literally just a stam check
>>547960957Extra lucky day you mean?
my first grade A Uma
>>547961169Sure I guess I’ll be able to swing 10k more gems between now and, what, late Dec early Jan?
>>547961189This anon gets it
>>547961148anon...all racehorses are related to each other...
>>547961283easily
>>547961282omedetou
>>547957162I have 2/3 of my aces done, just need Long S on Mayano now
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>547961189>>547961320I dunno about this. Some are, for sure.
>>547961282did you also lose your ura virginity to the 5head
>>547960940Speaking of Biwa and targeting Ends, you've made me remember this Biwa I encountered in the wild. It's a Front Biwa.
>>547961235>>547961043>>547960292I love this shizo, but as a daughter.
>>547961189My favorite Uma can't even dominate the race track, let alone me.
remember to record your finals!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5KjN1H5O4
>>547961204not that good because the downhill is 200m after the start of the final legif the downhill started before or right as the final leg did then it would be a must-have
>>547961440I did my ura finale with bigtits mc.cowgirl
>>547961449I am married your daughter.
>>547961468I'm not recording shit until I win one (A)
>>5479614406 times now, yet no hotspring
>>547961443megamente
>>547961056I think they would be about 150% a normal humans size which would still make them shorter than a lot of human men
>9* Long 7* Turf>that one 1* Pace in a grandparent
will fov buffs/debuffs ever do anything?
>>547961440The things that I would do to Bakushin's armpits
>>547961468Thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot
>>547961372Yay
>>547961539Just how many umas has torena groomed?He can't keep getting away with it
>>547961320Teio feels more like a brat than a dom
>>54796114890% of racehorses can trace their ancestors back to like...8 horses tops
>>547961468I always do since they're always close matches
>>547961468I can't record audio...
I had a dream King Halo sucks my dick and hugs me tightly after
>>547961713It's your job as a torena to fix that
>>547957904Why would you dislike uma?Best I can do, is say what I find their designs plain, so they make me indifferent towards towards them.GrassWonderAgnesDigitalSilenceSuzukaMihonoBourbonBiwaHayahideI could add Gold City, Smart Falcon, Curren Chan, but I know nothing about them aside from design to evaluate them.
>>547961449shut the fuck up, she wants your love which she does get by the end
>>547961828>fix thatWhy would I
>>547961594Treat her well, help her beat all the Suzukas, make many S+ veterans.
>>547961846there's nothing wrong with being a daughterfag
Could be worse
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another bread gets made before it i'll keep them safe
>>547961056>>547961642If only.
>>547962060
>>547957904In no particular orderFukukitaMejiro RyanWinning TicketSounds of EarthHaru UraraMayano Top GunBiko PegasusSweep ToshoAgnes DigitalAir Shakur
>>547962110>image limit reachedTEIOOOOO
>>547961846>>547962018For some reason I only feel compelled to be a daughteramigo in this game.Except for Hishimama.
>>547962032people who post their latest 9* parent with good white sparks just to complain that the pink isn't what they wanted need to kill themselves ASAP
>>547962018yes there is, its only okay if youre married to the mother and the daughter wants to 3p like in ero asmr
te-i-o bread>>547962213>>547962213>>547962213
>my flash just got slackeri feel like this shouldn't be a thing
>>547961890I am trying!
>>547961056I fucking hate when they tease you with "tall" umas only to reveal they're like 175cm
>>547962253If this wasn't a thing then Gold Ship and Sky would be permanently in Slacker status.
>>547962253She is too busy wörking to come to work.
>yeah bro just run the same like 11 G1s and if you fail one your parent run is bricked, then keep doing this until you get a 3* blue spark, then do it all again with the uma thr first one will be a parent ofWitGOD, you overestimate my resolve...
>deleted an image to take the last spot Holy cringe
>>547962205Meh, this one's mixed blues and I already have a 9* power oguri.
that jiggie was fun, thanks anons
>>547961657stray pinks a bitch
Any /uma/ clubs free to invite?655869613981
>>547958262Grass' trainer? Me
