Death to Sweden EditionPrevious thread: >>547870773>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots, and squids to spread Managed Democracy. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible within a procedurally generated area while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations a planet can be completely liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSOct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHoNov 06 Dev Team Interview 1 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/571520933631623429Dec 02 Python Commandos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPp9ZCgrP8>LATEST PATCHOct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366Nov 04 1.004.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/687488077158942133Nov 18 1.004.102 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/600795216679535663
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weapons are too low dps and about half of all guns maintenance gets fagged up by pointless limitationsat the same time, enemies are too easy and made of paperalso melee weapons remain pointless for the sole reason that swiggers just need a way to implement their professional fun hating waysgame is doomed trannies and gentlemenmy only wish regarding this near two year ordeal is that arrowhead sw*gger swine fail spectacularly with their next game
>>547958106>Ragdoll resistanceWhat the fuck does this mean?
>>547958106>realized they had just created the ideal armor set everyone would use forever>whoops, we shouldn't do that, fixed!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We can't have optional super hard modes because bufftrannies will join the 41%. Please be mindful of their sensibilities. Remember, Helldivers 2 is for everyone!
>>547958106>resistancesplain
>>547958207Say an explosion goes off near you, resistance means it needs to be closer to ragdoll you by whatever percentage.
>>547958120>work as a team>impossible oddsOutdated picture. No teamwork required and impossible odds are no longer to be found. Helldivers 2 is for everyone!
>>547958106>one item of the newes slopbond already revelead as pre-nerfedHype level at -100%
>>547958256I hate this communityI hate it so muchalmost as much as the perfidious condescending and highly delusional faggots that "maintain" this game
>>547958474Shouldn't have put the lib carbine in there, these people are so unhinged they call anything with lightpen unusable
>>547958106>pre-nerfed due to nerftroon suicide protestskek of course>>547958256>nerftroons think epic reddit clips are the purpose of a game>the more epic and funny your death, the better the game>>547958474Helldivers has always had an 90%+ mission success rate. Seethe all you want nerftroon. There's nothing stopping you from NOT taking meta weapons
>>547958867>the game was always easy!So making it easier is the answer?>There's nothing stopping you from NOT taking meta weaponsStop assuming! You're doing so much damage to Ming's reputation! God you're dumb.
>>547959126The game has always been easy, it's just a gear check. Buffs are needed to make more gear viable, increasing replayability as you can try different loadouts. If 90% of the weapons and gear are shit then the game gets stale quick. Nobody is calling for the RR or Autocannon to be buffed
There's no point to continuing this general. It's the same loop of shitposting and arguments over and over.
>>547959456That's literally every thread on every board
>>547959456BuffGODS already won the conversation and are waiting for more content. Nerftroons, "people" who think self mutilation is a good idea, think that the game can be saved by reverting it to the unfun dogshit that caused millions of players to stop playing
I fucking love the salamander armor. I would never use anything else ever again if perks were swappable. Rugged but slick. Elegant but brutal. Big chest, big dick. Killing incels for days.
>>547959556not reallythere are places much better than this
>>547958106>The armor is too useful, we can't have another Siege Ready! Quick, pre-nerf it!
>>547959658There really isn't.
>>547958256>The enemy should be allowed to punish you even if it missesListen to yourself
>>547959734/egg/, non shouhenshit or moeshit threads on /a/
Bugs and Illuminate need actual bases and side objectives that can't be instantly solved by 1 500kgBots need better accuracySpawn more flying enemies, hardly any show up anymoreThere, I fixed the difficulty
No content, no players, no lobbies. Back to a game where you can actually fail (Farming Simulator)
>The animation for the chainsaw becomes misaligned>They put this in the trailer and decided to ship it anyoneCome the fuck on, Sweden. Can you at least pretend to give a shit?
>>547960054>nerftroons are upset that running from enemies isn't the popularly accepted meta anymore>go play a game where you just run back and forthGem
>>547959948>Bots need better accuracy
>>547958256Funny comic since nobody ever complained about tanks, despite the fact they can instant kill you from 70m away.Almost like the issue hasn't ever been about difficulty, just annoying bullshit like no weakpoints - yet the swedish and nerftroon mind can't differentiate between difficulty and annoyance. Surprised nerftrannies haven't advocated for the return of the -1 stratagem modifier. That made the game sooo much "harder"! And definitely didn't just result in a further coalescence of "pick meta or run away when you run out of airstrikes" playstyles.
>>547958120More accurate
I don't want the game to be hard, I want the game to be unfair. I have 2000 hours and the only way it would still be challenging is with an auto-lose mechanic
>>547958106Let's be honest, nobody knew what "Stagger Resist" even meant, and it's worthless on players anyway since the only two states are ragdolled or in control of your character. At best, Stagger Resist is just another way of saying Unflinching, which nobody cares about anyway.The ragdoll resist is still there, and that's all anyone cares about.
>>547960643Nobody complains about tanks because they literally don't do anything. You have to be literally AFK for them to kill you.
>>547960643Nerftroons are incapable of replying to this and will spend the rest of this thread passive aggressively whining until they kill themselves
>>547960434You don't just run back and forth tho
If I launch the game and it doesn't freeze I'll host a lobby. Otherwise you guys are on your own
>>547958450>>all medium ARs have lower proportional durable damage after enemy durable health changes*to 5 specific enemy types only>>all enemies have greater fire resist*warriors, brood/alpha commanders, bile spewers, devastators are harder to set on fire, overseers are easier ot set on fire, all other enemies unchanged*small sized enemies that previously had a 1.0 fire damge modifier now have a 0.8 modifer, large enemies other than fleshmobs and factory striders remain unchanged>>blanket changes to lower AR handling*no such change occurredwhy do crydivers lie with every breath they take?
>>547960434yeh you don't know if he's a nerftroon, he could just be a regular autist
>>547961861>5 specific enemy types onlyof which coincidentally medium pen ars were most effective against... hmmm.. im NOOTIcing...
Wait what the fuck happened to the Redacted Squad or whatever it was called? The files are all in the game already and they're releasing another Predator bond?
>>547961869Autistics tend to become troons, mental illness breeds more mental illness unless not routinely disciplined.
Are there any helmets that actually look good with the Prototype 3 armor?
>>547961976warriors always took full damage from light pen weapons and devastator heads did not get a durability buff, and in the same patch they enlarged the mouth weakspot of bile spewers and made it weaker
>>547960643Tank turret projectiles only instakill you on a direct hit. Because of its insanely slow turret rotation, even at range, it is completely unable to directly hit you unless you're standing still for more than 3 seconds or you're running straight at it head-on with no lateral movement.
so now that Windows is officially malware, which distros do you guys recommend? have you had any issues running Ikea Troopers on linux?
It'll likely drop when they decide to add in the infiltration stealth missions. Which likely won't be for a while as they are finally coming to the internal realization that stealth is completely broken in this game.
>>547962067fair enough bullying is indeed a public service. TYFYS kek
>>547962108they also upped its durable health kek
ADD NADE LAUNCHER AND SPEAR ROCKET FRV VARIANTSADD SPACE MISSIONSADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIESADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MORE UNITSADD GAS GIANT PLANETSADD INDUSTRIAL SHIP BUILDING YARDS TILESETADD INDUSTRIAL AUTOMATON FACTORIES TILESETADD EVERGREEN FORESTS TILESETADD SUBURBAN TILESETADD APCADD TANKADD BIKEADD ARMOR PAINTADD MISSING STRATAGEMSADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATIONADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTSADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONSBUFF ASSAULT RIFLES (FOR REAL)BUFF SMGS (FOR REAL)BUFF SHOTGUNSBUFF SOLO SILO (FOR REAL)BUFF FLAMERS AND FIRE DAMAGEBUFF HMGFIX DILIGENCE/AMR SCOPE BUGDELETE DURABLE DAMAGEREWORK ARMOR PENDELETE GAMEGUARDDELETE DUPLICATE ASSETSREWORK JOELDELETE ALEXUSDELETE SCAMS-YOUR-MONEYDELETE INDIADELETE TRANNIESMAKE THE GAME 40 GIGS OR LESS.
>>547962309>using 11 in the first placewhyi hear it runs fine through wine, if you dont know how to linux just use ubuntu or something simple like that.
>>547962309>>547962863Works on my machine. Stop downloading dodgy shit and blaming windows.
Just played first time since last warbond, the game seems to run better and crash less which is all I ever wanted.
>>547962863good old adobe >>547962959understandable, enjoy your spyware and agentic os
>>547962625>it's durable healthdo you even know what durability is? can you tell me? because calling it "durable health" sounds like you think it's some kind of second hidden life bar completely independent from the normal HP pool of the part/enemy
>>547962309Bazzite if you're retarded with softwareCachyOS if you feel like dealing with some wranglingGentoo if you feel like acting like a neckbeard
>>547962309What's wrong with windows?
>>547962309tell me why, of all threads, would you ask this one
>>547963408>Goes to watch brazzilian fart porn on dodgy russian websites with zero anti-virus*>Gets mad when his Windows 11 becomes unusable from all the viruses
>>547964164kill yourself
>>547964240I can always count on you
>>547963408enjoy your audio drivers
>>547963530how much gamer cred do I get for running gentoo?>>547963589security nightmare, vibe coding, core features are broken (lol), basically microsoft is more interested in using your data to train ai than developing a functional os>>547963757you're assuming I only asked this one
Why don't nerftroons simply do melee-only runs?
>>547964164
>>547964720Because i want to use the AC.Why am i not allowed to have a challanging difficulity when using the AC?
post your melee kill count before the chainsword drops to prove you're a true meleeCHAD and not just a fucking poser
>>547964720Because it isn't real difficulty if daddy Alexus isn't forcing it on them
>prancing about using the worst strat after they nerfed the only saving grace of it which was stun lance
>>547963408>adobefairignore the retards if you can>>547963589all of this >>547964596 plus microsoft admitting that their ai for 11 can straight up install malware on its ownhttps://mashable.com/article/microsoft-windows-11-agentic-ai-malware-security
>>547965000because the fundamental aspects of real difficulty do not exist in this game and likely never will without a complete overhaul by a different developer on a supported engine
>>547965050From how I understood it the chainsaw will be a support weapon.It'll be absolute meme tier
>>547965497>support melee weaponhe can't keep getting away with it
>>547965449Elaborate.
>>547965729hmmm, nyo thank chuu~ ⁂
>>547965449Darktide? It can exist. It just requires Arrowhead to completely rework the entire game. The engine isnt the issue. Its the devs.
>>547965729not that anon but the game never really had difficulty just extreme loadout checks, now the loadout checks arent as extreme and but the issue is either the engine (which is no longer supported) cannot support the fundamental changes to enemies that would give fresh difficulty or the swedes are genuinely just incapable of doing it without breaking everything all on their own and are too proud/lazy/retarded to take the time to figure how to do it in between their multiple 2-3 month vacations per yearim no expert tho
>>547965497If I can't hold the buzzing chainsaw out in front of me and use it to ward off bugs then tie me to a missile and fire it at Sweden. I am ready.
>>547965497Looks like a two-handed one, too.>b-but it goes up to h-heavy armo-Those fuckers are gonna stomp you before you can even get them down to half health. It's a meme weapon for the "vibes".
>>547966830how else is it supposed to ramp up from medium to heavy pen?
>guy with double edge sickle next to me>AHHHh-ahahhHHAHA-HA-HA>kills everything before I can put my cursor over it,(I'm using machine gun)>Kills the hulks that I'm unable to kill>just shoots ultimatum at groups of chaff cause lol infinite supplies
Can't play hot bots they make my PC get too warm and I've crashed at extraction
>>547967034co op not required
>>547967161not having roles was a mistake
>>547966693never played it so I can't speak to whether that's the case
>>547966984Heavy pen is for full medium armour damage, and if it has enough stagger to lock down medium enemies it might be something.But it will still be a meme weapon on account of it being melee though.
>>547967034Just don't use it? How does this affect you personally?
Ragdoll armor will become mandatory.
>>547967414machine gun sounds cool
>A fucking handheld minigun>chainsaw meleeBros what happened to my grunt fantasy? Pileofshit said everything should be based on reality, does he really expect an normal cannon fodder soldier fire a minigun like arnold in the predator?I can't wait to see them fuck up such basic weapons in any other gameMinigun will be uncontrollable with recoilChainsaw will be light pen and you WILL take damage trading with a hunter, and die if there is more than one
The minigun being medpen is dead on arrival dogshit.
>>547967690>Bros what happened to my grunt fantasy?He watched Ohdoughs videos. Ohdough was a martyr....
>>547967690Pilestedt (CEO of grunt fantasy PBUH) always wanted to add a minigun.
>>547967690>does he really expect an normal cannon fodder soldier fire a minigun like arnold in the predator?what do you mean you see this shit all the time, theres always big grunt dude with a minigun.That's like the most common trope
>>547967690Miniguns have been yapped about since day 1 you fag
>>547967786Useless on bots, decent on ayys, will probably shred bugs.
>>547968003Learn to not type like a gen A, and enjoy your slop nigger
>>547967462I really can't tell how much impact +100% ragdoll resistance will actually have. Is it completly immunity? Only getting ragdolled by direct hits? A 50/50 chance to not get ragdolled?
>>547966693>The engine isnt the issue. Its the devs.People really gotta understand this shit. Yeah, the engine can provide some limitations (primarily, in the graphics and physics departments, but can be missing some newer functionality). But unless it's a fucking ANCIENT hyperspecialised engine, like fucking Diesel, these issues will almost always be a developer problem.
Do not use the ragdoll armor. It will trivialize me and my role in Automaton missions. DO NOT USE RAGDOLL ARMOR!!!!!!!
>>547967808Ohdough won't be using the minigun because you can't equip supply diaper with it. Med pen support weapon and no unlimited ammo for Ultimatroon = gear check artificial difficulty tedious bad design
>>547967974This.
>>547967690chainsaw icon was in the files since launch and Pilestedt talked about adding a minigun a year ago, you are a retard who gets farmed for views by sloptubers
>>547968138Begone you tourist faggot retard
>>547968131>has no reload cause they're still salty about their urban armor fuckup that they couldn't risk nerfingi will still wear the roadblock armor while using it cause i fasciondive and like the way it looks with my helmet choice
>>547968325>He expects med penanon... I...On a serious note, if AH is still on the anti fun mentality like this >>547967690, the only genuine way to make it work for a average joe would be >Future XM556Which is already uncontrollable>Future recoil dampening bullshit (tm)I'd wager its going to be light pen, and chambered in whatever the liberator's future caliber is.
>>547968493>Pilestedt talked about adding a minigun a year agoYeah, weren't they saying that they'll never add it because it's "impossible", "unrealistic", and "doesn't fit the game".
>>547968131MMG was considered S tier on squids before fleshmobs, if minigun can shit out enough dps to shred them it might be S tier worthy.
>>547968553Are you sure you should be "yapping" with such scary words? I'd hate for those niggers and trannies your generation worships get mad
>>547968638its medium pen retard, stop acting like you know anything
>>547968819You lost tourist
>>547968003is yap a gen A thing? since when did they start adopting slang from the late19th-early20th century?
>>547965050There are plebbitors with 40k+ melee kills and you think 6k is impressive?
>>547968638They said it's med pen and if Pilestedt's year old posts are worth something it's 5.5mm, like Liberators. So it likely uses libpen ammo.
So I been using the silo solo some more despite hating it and have found that it is very inconsistent in blowing up bot fabricators. You need a damn direct hit to blow up small fabs and an exact direct hit to blow up large fabs. And sometimes it just doesn't fucking work and you are back to waiting on a long cool down and wondering why the fuck you took it as a stratagem. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>547968638They already said that it's medium penetration.It's probably just gonna be wildly inaccurate and have a painful windup.
>>547964720I shouldn't have to intentionally make it hard on myselfyou should instead be mercilessly skill checked
>>547968743It was 'impossible' because they couldn't figure out how to program a gun that fed directly from a backpack.
>>547967690>grunt fantasyMany years ago, the main fantasy in video games was about becoming a legend. Everyone wanted to be the "chosen one" or the "one man army" or simply treated like a god among men. Nowadays you look at every MMO and nobody wants to be the chosen one anymore. You look at shooters and nobody wants to be Doomguy anymore. This has to be proof that they put chemicals in the water to turn people gay, because why the fuck do people want their characters being anywhere from a generic grunt to a bumbling fool? You're not supposed to fantasize about mediocrity, the real world has plenty of that already.
>>547968281bunker turrets were already nerfed into the grounds.
Miniguns were always on the menu, it was just a matter of logistics and wrangling the tardengine to make it work. This is from 2024.Tourists leave.
>>547969040>why don't people want more of the same thing?! DUhhrrrrh im so smawt...Retard.
>>547969040Doom has actual high difficulty modes. Helldivers 2 does not Mr. Bufftranny.
Does the AR with the underslung GL mean they figured out how to make it work and it will become a regular attachment? Or does it mean it will be exclusive to this gun until the game dies?
>>547969108I genuinely don't understand how hard it is to make miniguns work.>make backpack>make gun attached to backpack>gun shoot>backpack goes down bullet count
>>547969164>Having the audacity to say NPC fantasies are a "good thing"Low ambition is a sign of low testosterone. The only reason any of us are alive today is because our ancestors were high test gigachad warriors who wanted to kill, conquer, and fuck. We're only here because there used to be a time where every man wanted to be legendary. Now every man wants to be a fucking loser, it's unreal.
>>547969040Faceless grunt has always been a beloved trope
>>547969438Its just the average nerftranny
>>547969040The underdog guy doing something thought to be impossible for him to do > the chosen one doing the thing he was born to do
>>547969438>facing off against hordes of monsters and killing machines as just a simple human, and winning, isn't high Tlow iq
>>547969438If you were an actual high testosterone chad that you claim to be then you would not be playing this game until an actual hard mode is added. A real chad would never play such an easy game.
the game is dead, nerftrannies and raider arc won. give up, chuds. none of you are even joining lobbies anyway. it's never been so over. it's time to stop posting and move on. leave this place to the brownoids
>>547969519>Faceless Grunt>Uses a franchise where the main character becomes a heroTry again
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>>547969664Chuds are pro nerf and this game is easier than its ever been not sure why you're acting as if AH hasn't been accommodating bufftroons like you for the past year or so.
>>547969642>If you were an actual high testosterone chad that you claim to be then you would not be playing this gameCorrect, this game is too gay for me so I don't play it anymore.
>>547969298i imagine the easiest thing to do would be for the minigun to just have the ammo and the backpack just be a slot filler that doesnt do anything and is just cosmetically attached to the gun through a short animation. i'll bet money the swedes just wanted to overcomplicate implementing it so that its trve realism minigun INGAME
>>547969703that means you too, virgin
>>547969040>>547969438>he thinks helldivers are losersholy self report batman, lower the difficulty
The new warbond looks like it's all going to be non meta, shit tier junk. That's bad because the dunc warbond was also filled with non meta, shit tier junk. I'm not buying supercredits like I usually do this time.
>>547970003Everything is meta when the enemies are so weak and toothless. How do you not understand this?
Screencap this post. You're all sleeping on the chainsaw. This clip right here proves the chainsaw is going to be a fucking monster.>What's so amazing about killing a scavenger?He's not just killing it, he's exploding the body. Something that only happens if you do a sufficient amount of damage to it in one instance.>So what, scavs have 60 health they can't be that hard to atomizeThe war axe with peak physique armour does 320 damage a swing, but not even that is enough to explode the body of a scavenger. Out of the melee weapons only the machete with the peak physique buff doing 400 damage does it. That means the chainsaw is going to do at least 321 damage, but most likely more. That's 321 damage without peak physique, by the way. With the melee damage buff it'll be doing over 640 damage a swing. Minimum.Melee weapons also have at least a 50% durable damage ratio so not even alpha commanders are going to be able to tank hits from the chainsaw.
>>547969693>>Uses a franchise where the main character becomes a heronot just that but if i remember correctly >uses a franchise where their armor can withstand the detonation of the nuclear weapon thats launched directly from the soldiers many weapon systems>>547969817kek
>>547970138If its actually that strong it will get nerfed ASAPNo fun allowed, remember
If I shoot the minifun at the ground, will I fly?
>>547970138it will be shit like everything they release. Fuck off already
>>547970243>If its actually that strong it will get nerfed ASAPIts 2025, not 2024. AH only buffs weapons to make sure bufftroons like you don't shit their diapers.
>>547970335>ignores evidence right in front of him to seethe and doompostno, you fuck off. why do you even play the game if you hate it so much?
>>547970138I want to BELIEVE
>>547970353>nerftroon screams hyperbole, lies and insultslike clockwork
>>547969438But how will doing something any retard can do (win the mission while single handedly killing 1000+ enemies in Helldivers 2) make me feel strong and legendary? How do I claim Chad status without mastering a struggle and proving I've ascended past the mediocre? Easy wins are pointless.
Has anything new happen in the lore since meridia?
>>547970106The game forces you to use meta weapons or you lose. Non meta junk is a waste of time and credits.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244002867160/76561198066017633
>>547970138it has the melee buff in that webm giga genius, new perk gives 100% additional melee damage in addition to tiktokable moment resist
>>547970138With the discord post from today saying the python armors give 100% melee damage increase we can’t take that as base damage anymore. I think it will be a high damage weapon still but that clip unfortunately doesn’t tell us anything assuming the blog was actually wrong and it had the melee increase in that build
The faceless grunt thing only works if its in serious literature or sincere about the fragility and delusions of life.Swedes dont understand that because they unironically have main character syndrome
>>547970643>If its actually that strong it will get nerfed ASAPIt literally does not. How are you still losing on modern D10? >>547970598>bufftroon who doomposts with hyperbole accuses others of hyperbolelmao
>>547970757>>547970764>new perk gives 100% additional melee damagesource? proof? citation? evidence? from an actual developer or just a community manager?
>>547970838No it works fine in HD2 but bufftrannies only want an invincible power fantasy.
>>547971093It doesnt work in Helldivers 2 because its not sincere and it just uses death as slapstick comedy.
>>547970598>>nerftroon screams hyperbole, lies and insultsThe complete and total lack of self-awareness of this post is frankly embarrassing.
>>547970916>>547958106Pretty sure it’s the same guy who gave all the other info about the new gear so far
>>547970838>hmm lets make a game about grunts>who should the players play as?>the regular army grunts?>no, it should be as the drop-pod deployed shocktroopers with their own spaceship at their beck and call!Sometimes I wonder how swiggers can even function
>>5479707472/4
>>547971336Helldivers are elite but still expendable. Not hard to understand.
For people who think that you should regularly live through missions with no deaths and be an unstoppable killing machine, you lack media literacy and have missed the underlying themes and satire of the game. You are probably one the people who also missed the point of starship troopers.
>>547971402yeah but they aren't grunts by any measureSEAFies are grunts
>>547971402Expendable doesnt mean what you think it means.
>>547971449this, players should just periodically die to random explosions from orbital bombardments they can't see or predict because it'll be le epic funnay reddit!!!
>>547971226If that's true (see "reprimand is one handed/repriamnd is two handed" incident) then that's somewhat disappointing, but still not terrible as having machete tier damage without the swing recovery delay would still be awesome. The Machete puts out great damage with peak physique, the only reason why other melee options beat it out is because of how slow it is to recover.
>>547971539Apparently you don't either.
>>547970227Book troopers have nuke launchers and power armor but they still get slaughtered by the bugs, i'd say it still fits the faceless grunt trope (the badass grunt kind, not the bumbling retard kind that arrowhead tried to make)
>>547971639>n-no u!Thats what I thought
>>547971610>it'll be le epic funnay reddit!!!Inaccurate. Redditors and bufftrannies both want the game to be an invincible power fantasy. You want what redditors want too.
>>547971505in my mind helldivers are like these guys or any other elite unit. Super elite faceless storm troopers, but they will die to random bullshit in a battle.
SEAF are the gruntsHelldivers are the eliteYou are the media illiterate.
>>547971775Read up on the definition of "expendable" my slow friend.
>>547971962Sweetie... calling helldivers the elite is propaganda... please work on your media literacy...
>>547971610You will now remember the DSS on launch day. Swedes genuinely thought this was helpful/funny.
>>547972197well I did once see the DSS barrage blow up an active jammer for me
>>547972197How a permanent traitor barrage as a DSS super power ever got to live will be an eternal mystery
>>547971968>>547971539
>>547972484>>547971968
>>547972373>"DUDE BUT IT'S LE FUNNY, A GAME FOR EVERYONE IS A GAME FOR NO ONE"
I wish all of 4chan had the country flags enabled so everyone can see that 90% of the posters here are shitjeets.
>>547972373>eternal mysteryswiggers are petty and were still assblasted that no one gave a shit about their social commentary the same way no one gave a shit about Verhoeven's commentary cause people consume media for fun not to be given a sermon, and a gay one at that, so the launch dss is the only way they could punish people for warping their precious narrative.
>>547972748Literally every single bufftroon post would be from India.
>>547972748yeah that's all you can do, wish for something that won't happenpussy
>>547972576>>547971539
>>547973193>>547971968
>>547962309>nowHas been for over a decade you fucking retard.As for distros, use Arch if you're serious about using loonix. If you're a retard and want an easy mode "gaymin distro" try out Nobara.
>>547972748it would be a dream come true tb h, but i'd be happy to just have id's>>547973040-1000 izzat now you'll have to be reborn as a street shitter, again, as that is the lowest form of living creature available in the cycle of reincarnation
>He doesnt know what expendable means and just uses the word as justification for shitty game balance
>>547960218It was aligned in their esoteric dev build that matches no other game version in history.
>>547970138Is it just me or is the blood/gore more exaggerated in this clip?
>He is still trying to deny the actual definition of expendable like the typical, dishonest bufftroon piece of shit that he is.
>"Expendable just means whatever I want it to mean to justify the headcanon I posted on reddit!"
Nerftranny lost. 60-day buffpatch sequel coming soon.
>bufftroon is STILL denying the meaning of "expendable" >bufftroon is too much of a pussy to respond directly.
holy fuck shut up both of you are faggots
Bufftranny lost. 60-day Alexuspatch coming soon.
>He doesnt know what expendable means>Outs himself as a nerftranny without any real effort on my part thus confirming what I saidLike fucking clockwork.
>>547973676D10, Formerly D4
>>547973763at this point i think its just the one retard trying to shit the thread up til everyone leaves
>he is still trying to deny the definition of "expendable"Pathetic, even for you, ESL turd worlder.
then again, its not like theres really much for anyone to discuss yet is there?
>he needs the supply pack because he is too much of a shitter to know where the ammo is>he shits on the quasar because its better than his EAT>he hates anyone using napalm barrage because he is mothbrained and/or a gloryfag who is too situationally unaware to notice the red beam>he loses his shit when anyone goes off to do objectives instead of participating in his perpetual last stand>he bitches about lack of difficulty while getting carried by three other guys on the easiest faction (bots)
If you hate sweden, helldivers, and arrowhead so much, why are you still here?
>the flamethrower is good bro you just need t-ACK!
>>547973924it's either buff and nerf or bots and bugs shitflinging so fucking annoying
>>547974145-o melee them
>>547974101>he bitches about lack of difficulty while getting carried by three other guys on the easiest faction (bots)You seem confused. Bufftroons are the ones who complain about everything you mentioned in your post. Bufftrannies literally live and die by the supply pack crutch.
>>547974207>having to melee things that close the distance on you>with a fucking flamethrowerFlamekeks...
>>547974302You should stop projecting.
>>547974145If swiggers added ai for the enemies to react to fire the game would have even more performance issues.
>Now hes having a schizo attack where hes hallucinating 3rd worlders are attacking him because hes upset that I called him outWhy are nerftrannies like this?
>>547974390>You should stop projecting.says the projector who can't clear D4 without a supply pack.
>>547960667kek
>>547974372That applies to all guns with bad ergo. Your other option while you are being jumped is to dive, but that takes more time and makes you lose ground.
>>547974390Nobody knows what crutches nerftranny abuses because nobody has ever seen nerftranny play the game.
>>547958256Dude I love when crazy shit like this happens. Always makes for good bants.Swiggers left out the most important piece of info when they talked about balancing: not every mouthbreathjng faggot was meant to complete a lvl10 dive
lobby doko
>>547974487I've done several D10s solo with the warp pack. Nice try tho, you fucking shitter.
>>547974505The case is the same even with the Torcher, which has good ergo
>>547974145-o mash a and d
>hes still talking to himself because he doesn't have the balls to directly reply on an anonymous image board.So pathetic lmao
>>547974145>places fire down in a huge lake infront of me>walk 10 steps back>hunters run through fire and die mid air before jumping at me>this mind breaks the buff toddler
If the game was harder, we'd be talking about loadouts, strategies, weakpoints, ammo conservation.But because the game is so easy, none of these things matter and we're stuck with... this
>>547974674Stuck with nerftroon and his discord raiding the threads? Yeah, fucking sucks
>>547974574>i dont use the braindead crutch pack! i just use the other braindead crutch pack!KWAB
>>547973381t. potato farmer (Russian)
>>547974574And yet you keep demanding more player buffs and enemy nerfs? Weird.
>>547974614I don't use that but you should be able to torch them fast at short range.
>>547974564>>547970747here
>He gave up on the topic entirelyYep, another victory for the right side of history
>>547959658Go back then.
>>547974101>he needs the supply pack because he is too much of a shitter to know where the ammo isi just like using the hmg on max rpm and dont want to go scrounging tho>>547974161bots and bugs shitflinging im fine with but within the first 3 posts of this thread you have the start of the problem and the guy goes on for multiple threads throughout the day. its actual mental illness to obsess this much about it
>hes still talking to himself!lmao! look up the definition of "expendable" you stupid tranny!
>>547973486no when you turn bugs into giblets they exploded in a spectacle of blood. its just in the moment you typically dont see it because your eyes are darting looking for the next target.
>>547974161SquidCHADS.....I kneel!
>>547968493Grim. They're still using content baked pre-launch by the A-team. Current devs already broke the game releasing their 99% done shit. Imagine what will happen when the devs actually have to do their jobs and make content.
>>547970747FULL
>>547962036redacted bros and righteous bros… were we too stealthy for our own good?
Why does Joel keep doing this? Is it funny to him?
>>547974781>its a crutch because i don't know how to use it properly also fuck youI accept your concession.>>547974821I personally don't demand buffs because, unlike most of /hdg/, I adapt. But I am not going to get on buffaggots about it because:>They are not the minority.>(You) are capable of making shit more difficult for yourself, instead of at the expense of everyone else.
>>547970138wouldn't it be 321 damage with peak physique? still a good number but the rock solid passive tied to the armor in that clip increases damage by 100%
>>547975304Fuck your stealth slop. Whats this?
>>547975392>implying you need to know how to use the warp packYou think shooting devastators with light pen is hard too, don't you?
>>547975537Its more stealth slop. Are you dumb?
>>547970916>>547975514https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Rock_Solid
>>547975537killzone warbond before it got turned into super store FOMO by the jeet ceo
>>547975537IS that why bugfixes have been so slow they're just secretly working on warbonds still?
>>547975580>come on buddy there has to be something you are bad atlolLMAO
>>547975304>Console plebs STILL taking pictures of their TV like its the 90's
>>547975758They ARE going to re-release the Killzone stuff in a new Legendary warbond, right?
>>547975909Concession accepted.
i use the shield pack because random one-shots are dumb
the thread is so lively again... home...
>>547976015instagibs and ragdoll spam are peak gamedesign however
>>547975917iirc correctly this was a PC user whos entire system locked up while Helldivers 2 was having a Machine Spirit moment and rebelling.
>>547976015But one shots have pretty much been buffed out of the game. What even one shots anymore outside of friendly fire?
>>547976015this but explosion resistant armor
>>547976096Home is where the robutt is
Imagine getting over-exaggerated-laughing-anime-girlpost level bootyblasted because someone called you a shitter a few times.
>>547976096Really? Like 80% of the thread is just shitty nerftroon baiting and sperging
>>547976326Please be nice to the bufftroons, we don't need another review bomb for the game.
>>547976389Thats right, pussy. We run this bitch.
>>547976015ugh how unrealistc and buffed. the shield should set you on fire and kill you instantly when it breaks
>>547976339could that not be used to describe 90% of 4cucks? 80% shitty baiting and sperging?
>>547976339bufftroon*
>>547976503this but unironically
>>547976143no it was a PS5 and it didn’t lock up all that stuff just appeared instead of the customization menu
>>547976015>Gets ragdolled by explosion and die anywayPart of playing bots is accepting you'll die to some retarded shit beyond your control.
>>5479766922025 bots are a joke. No one dies to them anymore.
>>547976389>Thats a nice videogame you got there. Not really, but it would be a shame if something happened to it. Never4get
>>547976676Are you contradicting me, pre-servitor?
>nerftroons projecting this hard because they're losing
>>547962036you could even say the stealth warbond was....redacted
>>547976503This but all ammo backpacks should cook off and explode when they get hit. Also, you should drop your weapon when you get ragdolled.
>>547976015I use the shield pack because it mitigates chip damage, it makes me immune to ragdolls, it prevents one shots- hell it basically disables everything bullshit about the game.
>bufftroon still talking to himself.
>game wont start
>nerftranny thinks everybody ITT is talking to xim
>>547969108>Miniguns as a carried weapon are notoriously problematicit's a video game>you can see this in every video of a people hip-firing a minigunit's a video game>they are more or less thrown backwards by the insane recoilit's a video game>the way we would solve thisthere's nothing to solve, you are literally creating a problem for no reason. it's a video game. jesus christ I hate this fucking hack so god damn much
>bufftroon replies with tranime Not surprising.
>nerftroon STILL projectingEvery time you get hit, smack your PC with a hammer. There's your difficulty.
>>547977484Seeing anime on an anime website isn't surprising, you're right
>>547973232thanks but I'm going to ignore both your suggestions because you were mean to me
>bufftranny is just babbling random nonsense at this point.All you had to do was lower the difficulty.
>Someone joins>See Zapdog>InstakickSorry bitch not dealing with that tking piece of shit. Shit like this really makes me wish you could do public lobbies with a description. Doing an arc team would probably be fun but you can't coordinate that shit with randoms.
>>547978028Stratagem/equipment blacklisting should be a thing desu
>nerftroon bufftroon faggottroon niggertroon for an entire fucking day with no rest and certainly no bansAbsolute state of this general and this website
>appeal to janny
>>547978028>Arctard joins>twice his retardation almost frags me>my own gundog tanks the hit for me both times, like a bossGood dog.
>>547977243Honestly the game feels a lot better when you have a small buffer for chip damage. Reminds me of darktide in a sense with toughness.
>nerftroon: "if i just pretend i'm retarded i negate his point"
>>547978028>wearing arc resist armor>get zapped by teammate>next arc thrower shot deals double damagein a better game...
>>547978340Go back to R eddit if you have a problem with it.
>bufftroon: "if i just pretend i'm retarded i negate his point"
>>547978503It's likely because that game has a ton of melee, and chip damage is super prevalent when you're trying to dodge wonky melee hits.
>>547978340bro relax, it's all just bants, nerftrannies are just a bit for giggles
>bufftroon: "thank god he isn't mentioning the definition of "expendable" anymore! I still don't know what that means!"
>nerftroon: "thank god he isn't mentioning the definition of "expendable" anymore! I still don't know what that means!"
>best warbond getting a sequel>reddit regiment scrapped>nerftranny coping and sneedingIs this not a glorious day?
I've yet to die to bots from random explosions in D10.Is the shitposter really unable to raise his camera view and look around to see the highlighted cannons with bright red spotlights everywhere?
Aaaaahh.....The resident indonesian nerf tranny is getting uppity again
Imagine how good this game could have been if they sacked Alexus.
>The nerftroon still thinks hes talking to the same person
>>547979164and by sacked I mean threw him in a sack and tossed him in a lake
>>547979013>>547979140>>547979208Hello discord trannies! You are valid and real women!
>>547979248of molten lava
>nordgun is chimping out again
>>547979337You're still projecting.
>>547979047Bufftroons are still traumatized from the bots of 15 months ago. They are mind broken.
>>547979492You are a real woman! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>547979530>trauma projecting60-day buff patch.
>>547979731Agreed, we need more enemy nerfs. D10 is impossible despite what nerftroons claim.
The only missions I've ever failed were Retrieve Essential Personnel with pubs who didn't know the exploit, and bricks when leviathans could destroy the generators. This game has never been hard lol
>Nerftrannies thinking they're good at the game just because they dont use the supply pack You wish
reminder if you use mods you are by definition cheating
>>547980148incoming "fixing devs mistakes by using mods" cope posts
>>547980267>not having big thicc brappy and massive booba models was a mistake. This.
>>547980717I hate modders so fucking much
>Wow, I'm sure glad I can hear the charger thanks to this audio mod. I'm sure glad random sounds aren't going silent after an hour of playing.>ACTUALLY, YOU'RE CHEATING YOU FUCKING CHUD.
reminder if you use out-of-game information resources like the wiki or the patch notes, you are literally cheating and ruining the indended experience for everyone.
when you purchase a warbond, you're bribing the devs to let you win
>>547980267found one >>547980994
Have they fixed the supply-back exploit?
>>547981320he's right though?
>>547981034This. Also don't communicate facts to each other
>>547981084Warbonds are literally paid mods.
547981320Yeah, you saying that doesn't mean that it's cheating you dumb faggot idiot swigger loving nigger.
>>547981396They can't. Redditors and /hdg/ troons will review bomb the game again if they do.
>>547981612>he thinks review bombing would do anything now that they've vastly exceeded their sales targetunemployed take
>>547981543>cheater so guiltridden he's afraid to directly replygrim, enjoy your ban
>>547981721>He thinks AH hasn't been buck broken since the 60 day patch.One day will AH will grow a pair and tell bufftroons to kill themselves.
Diligence counter sniper could deal 100 damage and it'd still feel better than the deadeyeKill all ro*nd reload weapons
>>547980908holy shit I just lost NNN. it's all on the ceiling
>>547981721yeah thats why they immediately starting doing bug fix patches the millisecond their reviews hit mixedretard
>>547981959we don't sign our posts here
This might be the single most demoralizing and ‘lol you seriously thought the galactic war had progress or mattered?’ MO ever.At least the xbox launch one led you on for most of it with the notion that reinforcements would turn it around.
>review bombs every Arrowhead game the instant swiggers do anything that displeases them>bad reviews stay even after they get their way, as a reminder to swiggers of their place Chinese Century, chuds. Whine and bitch some more.
>>547982339they are honestly so fucking based
>>547981890>he can't reload his shotgun between shots
547981807MAYBE THE DEVS SHOULD FIX THEIR GAME THEN!
>>547982468Not reading all of that. That chink is yapping way to much.
>fruitlessly seething on steam forums is hecking EPIC. I love yellow penis
>>547981513I only spread misinformation online
>fruitlessly seething on anonymous chudcel boards is hecking EPIC. I love tranny penis.
>>547982683turn your audio on, zigga
I was promised chainsword not chainsaw...
>no-uYou have to be 18 to post here.
>uhmmm no you are the REAL seetherNope sorry I am not the chink who wrote a text wall about his small pecker or w/e
>>547976184incel dev shotguns
>>547982339>>547982468chinks are essentially pajeets with different paint job, all they do is cry and bombard you with nonsensical insults until you give in, you don't have to though since everything coming out of their insectoid mouth is a bluff and they are full of shit. Here's a translation of one of their comment during the Super Earth defense MO chink chimp out, if I didn't tell you this was a chink you'd think it was a pajeethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China%27s_final_warninghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurting_the_feelings_of_the_Chinese_people
>>547983418he's 100% factually correct though?
Remember /hdg/! The white man's game will always be there for you!
>cant move while firing the maxigunAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHATHE SWIGGER, EVER VINDICTIVE
>>547983418WTF I love Chyna nao!
>>547983598sorry I only have 46 chromosomes
>>547983605is this confirmed or are you just saying shit. please say the latter
>>547983598I want to play as noble elite forces in Helldivers 2, not some crack addicted black whore and hobos fighting for a tyrannical regime
>>547983605Ok and? Maybe its time you stop playing this game if you're gonna seethe over such small things.
>>547983605>weapon identity is le badyou are soulless
>>547983418>You really think your shabby city is the world's capitol? Fuck your mother. Holy fucking BASED.
I think the minigun is going to be good because I don't need to reload it. HMG feels really bad because its magazine is like 5 bullets.
>>547983598Damn, that looks cool as fuck
>>547983598i'd give it a try but it has too many gay RPG mechanicsalso people keep crouch sliding around which looks retarded
>>547983592>seething gibberish is le basedyou are definitely brown
>>547984112Minigun only has medium pen, it's an MMG that costs you a backpack slot but you don't need to reload
>>547984296If the ammo capacity is generous I could see myself using it a bunch.
>>547984067Be quiet, chink.
>>547984028Nice job outing yourself you got filtered before hitting lvl 30.
>>547984067
>>547984169>i'd give it a try but it has too many gay RPG mechanicsThe fuck are you talking about?
China will slaughter thousands of Amerimutt soldiers in Taiwan and it will be glorious
>>547983598Farttide
>>547958106ah yes the +100% melee damage because that's what saves melee
>>547984610this junk and other % damage boost bullshit
>>547984818>He thinks weapon stats are what RPGs areLet me guess, your favorite "rpg" is fallout 4?
>>547984737>
>>547984943I don't know if this alone makes a game RPG but I consider this stuff to be an RPG element and I generally find them gay and annoying.
>>547984169they removed almost all the weapon RNG
>>547983598>Harder difficulty?Check>Actual teamwork?Check>Enemies that aim?Check>Enemies that can punish solotrannies?CheckWhats stopping you?
can some autist count the amount of casings dumped by minigun in the trailer in a second and calculate ROF?
>>547985148Helldivers 2 should be allowed to have those qualities as well.
>>547985078This is how I know you havnt touched the game since launch
>>547983598>slophammer 40k>ratclick but in spess>even deader than HD2>latest DLC character is a random murderhobono thanks
>>547984737All the amerimutts need to do is blocking the strait of malacca and let the chinks starve to death, there won't be a heat exchange
>>547985305I have never played it. I said I *would* give it a chance if this didn't exist.
>>547985302Its not going to. Nor will it ever.
>>547985148Not playing your game swede, buy an ad
>>547985297It has the same fire rate as minigun sentry, so 1600rpm
>>547985596Did devs say that?
>>547985596Is it literally the gatling but as a support weapon? Does it have the gay unrealsitc spool-up too?
>>547985596>takes less than 45 seconds to empty your ammunition supply entirelylmao
>>547985781>>547985842>>547985916straight from the horses mouth
>>547985916Need more buffs?
>>547985435So you know nothing about the game
>>547985842No. Sentry is 8mm and minigun is going to be 5.5mm according to that old Pilestedt reddit post. Also sentry has 3 barrels vs 6 on maxigun, so I don't think we can just transpose the stats like this>>547985995practically turn into a gatling sentry ie. stand in place and shoot fast. But it doesn't mean the firerate will be the same
>>547985995That doesnt mean youre stationary
>>547983605I already said that nothing in this warbond will be good
>>547986116oh yeah. 8,000 max ammo supply and let me pick up ammo from POIs too. each ammo box refills 2,000 rounds
>>547986116at least 600 rounds or confirmed DOA
You can literally see a unique firing stance in the trailer, character bending their legs quite heavily and leaning to brace for all the recoil. You can't walk like this
>>547986485>new realism patch>the HMG and Autocannon now requires you to stand completely still to shoot, you can't just mag dump a 20mm cannon!
>>547986391Stalwart is ultra-high capacity according to swiggers
>>547986738Not happening. Redditors and /hdg/ would shit their diapers and review bomb the game again.
>>547986485I sure hope it doesn't prevent you from running while carrying it and doesn't drain your stamina until you start taking damage while shooting it!
>>547986827minigun confirmed 1200 rounds
>>547986738I wouldn't mind AC pushing you back with each shot unless you crouch or go prone.
>>547986132I watched video on youtube and saw screenshots :)
It's time for them to finally release this
>>547987428Refer to my previous comment
>>547987935Faaaaaaaaggooooooooooot
>>547988003>>547987935
>>547987935Do you need to eat shit to know it tastes bad?
>>>547988003>>>547987935
>>547988131Consider: >>547986132
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP NIGGAS, so you telling me the upcoming armors do not have the improved ergonomic on weapons perk like the peak physique armors? Just ragdoll resist and melee damage bonus??? That's fucking gay
>>547987837As a guy who brings the supply pack to every match because fuck it you’re basically nerfing yourself by not having it I would be ok if they >made it so when you picked a box off the ground, it didn’t resupply your inventory, just filled a pack boxand/or>it gives you half the shit each time you use it (1 stim instead of 2, etc.)Did I nerf it too hard? Is it useless now? As it is it’s too OP. I want to want to bring something other than the ultimatum+supply pack but nothing is as good or fun to use.
>>547988390>As a guy who brings the supply pack to every match because fuck it you’re basically nerfing yourself by not having itWhy do you need 8 stims on demand?
>>547988450nta but stamina
>>547980908This is an indictment on the majority of mod users tastes, not modders themselves necessarily.
>>547988595Youre not fooling anyone
>>547988273Do you?
You know what game doesnt have coomer slop mods?Darktide.
That's cool, go back to your general
>>547988738 I actually played the game.
The burning you feel? It is shame.
>>547988664im being serious
>>547988936But do you need to eat shit to know it tastes bad?
>>547988450You can just force your way into a jammer and rape everything in sight. Run right into a bug breach. Run through a napalm barrage. Just keep stimming and nuking with the ultimatum. Unstoppable. Primary wep is irrelevant.However what I’ve been doing just to mix it up is bringing a Dagger combined with a Laserdog, but since the patchening a few weeks ago that little combo isn’t as effective since fire was nerfed, but even before that when I was setting everything ablaze and letting the dogs out a couple of bile titans would rage up out of the ground and I’d have to retreat and double back and line up a 500 strike, etc. but if I had the supply pack I could just nuke those two shitheads and keep raging forward and getting the mission done without having to fuck around.>>547988595Also what this guy said, but speed. I want to be able to run at max speed at all times, if I’m going from point A to point B with the supply pack, I stim. I’m never not stimmed with that thing on.But like I said it’s getting tiresome. It’s too strong. I think 1 stim and 1 thermite per backpack use would be fair instead of 2 stims and 2 thermite. Yeah I forgot to mention thermite. Wake me up when another grenade comes out stronger than this, until then I’m not taking it off.
>>547989186>Food analogy>Eating poo analogyInteresting
still no info on the super store stuff? And no, I'm not talking about that fake AI sloppa picture
>>547989212>>547989168>>547988664
>>547989292>Thinks shit is foodSaar?
>>547989447idgi
>>547989513Considering you keep talking about eating shit as your analogy am I wrong to come to that conclusion that you see shit as food?
>last mission for the day with randoms>its defense on bots>bring smoke and mines"We cant see shit.">win
>>547989605Saar? Eating shit is bad, it's not food
>>547988796posted without comment
Alive thread! Alive Justice! Alive game!
>>547989760Your concession isnt food either but I'll accept it all the same.
>>547989212Nta and not a nerftroon but I agree those nerfs would actually be good. Just because nerftrannies wouldn't be able to use it and optimize the fun out of the game while complaining the game is too easy. I'd be fine with keeping the same amount of resources when you give ammo to a teammate though so as not to nerf teamplay.
>actual supply pack-thermite-ultimatum chuds revealing themselves in open like this. Brazen, shameless, exhibitionisticWorlds gone madNo more decency left
I feel like the game would be more fun you fags actually talk using mics>saw hulk coming up from behind to rape you>can't type fast enough to warn you>ACK>"reinforcing!!"
>>547990038>You need awareness to survive on a warzone:O
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244017407235/76561197995866779lobby of hobbyall are welcome, i'm leaning towards squids or bots today but bugs would be fineif we do squids themes are more fun
>>547989973>I'd be fine with keeping the same amount of resources when you give ammo to a teammate though so as not to nerf teamplay.This would actually be cool.
Is the game still a bugged unplayable pile of garbage?
>>547990191minor hiccup, the game crashedsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244017676458/76561197995866779new lobby, join here!!!
helldivers won
>>547990293If swedes actually cared about fun and variety of playstyles like that, even the flag would be useful - if only in a niche way.
>>547990359no unless you're a thirdworlder with a 15 year old PC
>>547990006>just don’t talk about it!!!!!I literally want the supply pack debuffed so I’m not compelled to use it every game.
>>547982339>>547982468based chinkhackers
>>547990624What about the flag now? Going off on a tangent someone with the flag on their back should provide a stam buff or speed buff or something to helldivers within 50m or something.
>>5479904783/4 PLEASE JOIN
>>547990792Tbf I have no issue personally not optimizing the fun out of the game for myself - but I recommend trying jump/warp pack. Feels better than stimming to run around and more honest too.Gas is also more fun than thermite imo, and talon/senator is fine in place of ultimatum. Not saying to use shit tier shit, but I'd have no fun using supp/therm/ultim every game.
>>547990038Press Q and keep your faggy nasal mumbling to yourself
>>547978769toughness is actually made to stop you from getting plinked to death by the array of ranged enemies taking pot shots at you. most melee attacks even from the shittiest shitters blows right through toughness
I actually kind of wanted the C4 pack as a alternative to having reenact that scene from The Creator with the port hellbomb every objective.
>>547986743>it's reallol...
>>547991232Yeah there's tons of great ideas, most involving an aoe buff, none of which will ever be implemented because it's unrealistic (read; too fun) in a game with democracy protects and drugs making you immune to bullets with the stim booster Not complaining about those btw. Imo democracy protects is unironically the best thing in the game. It makes the random tiktok clips way more palatable when the physics can't kill you every single time. Idk who added that but it was definitely before alexus.
>>547991673on DRG you can move while shooting with a minigun but with a debuff like -50% movement speed
Flag should make everyone start singing while in proximity
>>547992041
>>547992107why did they stop antagonizing people like this? i think they were funny doing that shit
>>547991673>instadie to spewers, squid artillery, rockets, impalers, overseer suddenly having 100% accuracy.not even worth the fucking medals
>>547991365My builds that aren’t the dreaded supplypack/thermite/ultimatum are the Saber, I would actually love to have a melee weapon like this on me at all times for Illuminate. Having to ammo dump voteless or waste an ultimatum bolt to clear a crowd of them is annoying, but with the sword you can cut down 200 of them easy, and I have the pacifier to paralyze overseers so I can cut them up. But then after I clear a squid base and head for another one but I cant clear it I’m like damn; out of thermite already? Where’s my supply pack?>take extra throwables broI like the parade master for the melee boost or else voteless take too many slashes to take down for the sword to be worth it.And I already said dagger/dog is fun too but then you have to rely on reds to kill huge shit and if your reds are cooling down your fucked or are forced to run, hate that.
>>547986827250 rounds per belt with 1000 total is high capacity
>>547980717>>547980908God I love mods
>>547987019THAT'S IT?!??!?!
>>547980908>skimpy>but no nip slip option*sigh*
>>547992041It should grant Democracy Protects to everyone close to the userAnd it should stack so that if everyone has a flag you get 4 coin flips out of it
>>547992314you have a fucking minigun. they shouldn't be surviving long enough to close the distance enough to spit
>High recoil, high RPM weapon>Can't go proneMinitards... Your slop is sloppier than most
>>547992041I always fantasized about having a half-assed Guitar Hero/Rockband type system where if you sang the anthem into the mic it would make flags go up faster, I would love to get a chorus going and piss that flag up, would be kino. Would probably need a game chat for that.That said i also want proximity chat. Not intense proximity chat but it would be cool if you were halfway across the map from each other comms would come in clear but if you’re on the opposite sides it would be staticky and fucked up, also ion storms and shit knocking out comms would be fun too. Then again this is 4 muted mics final destination solofags only the game, so even if all that was implemented it would be pointless.
>>547992758>inb4 45 damage 5 durable
>>547992784What makes you think there’s much recoil at all? There probably isn’t if you have to be stationary while firing it.
>>547992950Oh I'm sure Swiggers will take the sensible choice anon! Looking forward to seeing Santa this year?
>>547992752Shut up that would be too fun.That said I kind of got filtered by the flag. It’s cool, but it takes up 1/4 of the screen when you’re trying to shoot. Kind of annoying.
>>547992921>citing durable damage when bile spewer heads and mouths have 0 durabilitywhy do you talk about the game like you play it? you clearly don't because you have no idea what you're talking about
>>547992950>Why would the swiggers intentionally make it bad if it has so many downsides already:)
>>547993081>He thinks he'll be allowed to aimThis general... It's like you only started playing a few months ago
Keanu reeves came to me in a dream as johnny silverhand and told me the next warbond will introduce cultists
>>547993163I just mean mini guns IRL are so huge and bulky and don’t have any recoil is that the point of them? Or am I stupid? I just watched Predator and the bullets just fly out of the gun, it’s not spittering and sputtering like an AR you sling over your shoulder.
>>547993232THE Keanu Chungus?? must be true then
To wrap it up about minishit :>1200 ammo (refillable)>can't move while shooting>has high recoil>takes 1 slot>has medium penAnything else ?
>>547993364>1200 ammoproof?
>>547993232I take that stuff seriously, are you just meming and saying that you want rebels/cultists as a meme mini-faction or did you actually have a dream last night where Keanu actually said rebels were coming?
>>547993232it's a warbond release on a tuesday. the last time a warbond was released on a day that wasn't a thursday it was urban legends, which launched simultaneously with omens of tyranny
>>547993291Yes, but you have to keep in mind.They need to make this WORSE than the machine gun with a unique downside. It's very likely to have ergo zero on top of massive spread.
It's going to be OP no matter what.
>>547993457proof: I made it the fuck up
>>547993364>has high recoilproof?
>>547992107The correct answer to this is "yes actually" because as a useless meme it's less interesting than as a niche support item. The whole point of the game is being insane zealots and carrying around the symbol of our regime doesn't give us any tangible morale boost? Retarded.
>>547993575I actually had a dream that there was an update. But I think people died. Like irl.
>>547993291A standard minigun is 80 pounds, firing at ~4,000 rpm. The M60 is 20 pounds at 600 rpm. So about double the rpm per pound.
>>547993752>>547993709
>>547993050>>547993850What does that mean? Do M60s have a lot of recoil or?
>>547993813I always viewed the answer as like a, "what more could you want" like this is a flag that stabs people. This is good enough. You should be happy with the mundane and make due. Honestly feel like scholars will look back on this post and see this is where it all changed in society.
I take the flag to show how alpha I am for not needing another "real" stratagem
This armor genuinely makes me hope we get healing equipment soon
>>547994974someone said in another thread the sterilizer should have an alternate fire mode that blasts stim gas for a slight stim increase if you’re in the cloud
>>547995080That sounds lame as hell
I fucking hate Arrowhead for making idiots believe that stratagem friendly fire is "hilarious" or "cool".
>>547995080Cool
>>547995080sterilizer should have an alt fire mode where it's actually good
>>547994095The m60 was called the pig for a reason, 600rpm 7.62 nato from a 20 pound gun is hell on your arms. And a minigun is 4x the weight with 8x the recoil impulse.
My hot prediction is that ragdoll resistance will cause people to stay standing and keep doing whatever it is they were doing, which causes them to get hit by a lot more enemy fire, and then they will complain that they are dying more often when they are wearing the new armor sets. I can see the Swedes having the ultimate long-boil master plan with this one.
>he doesn't know the december patch is going to be THE biggest fuckup in arrowhead history
>>547997750My cold prediction is that it either won't work or it won't work properly (getting hit turns you into a snake)
>>547997547Felt recoil is mitigated by the weight. If it is functionally the exosuit's left arm rotary then it is 1200 RPM only. Super Earth's battery technology is beyond comparison against any of their other equipment in use by their military, so a third of the weight of a rotary gun is gone. I would guess the Maxigun's weight is 2x to 2.5x the weight of an MG-43, while the rest of the load is the ammunition pack. It is reasonable to expect a big human such as the average Heckdiver should be able to carry it for the duration of an hour long mission, though he really shouldn't be sprinting around with it.
Why does the Automaton evacuation mission feel like the only one that's remotely challenging? The Termanid and Illuminate ones are boring as shit in comparison.
>>547998213>Super Earth's battery technology is beyond comparison against-The only futuristic weapons are laser and plasma, the rest is mundane, today's (1970s) weaponry
>>547998719And what powers those laser weapons? They have effectively infinite ammo, but you can make the assumption that it "only" has enough energy to fire for 45+ minutes straight discounting any periods spent cooling down. Whatever powers a Scythe or Sickle can also power a handheld rotary gun.
>>547998719Super destroyers and DSS exist.
If the minigun doesn't chew up jungles then the entirety of sw*den should be reduced to a smoldering crater
>>547974671Why did you post this
>>547998612They're all boring, lad. Just play blitz
you're either a whiney little bitch that complains that some dumb shit got a nerf 5% and dead game or a clickbaiter that pads the 10 minute video length and uses ai thumbnailswhy the fuck is gundamboy like the only person that makes actual helldivers videos
>>548000023FUCK missed it by 23 t..t
>>548000023nigga this is CP
>janny now forced to listen to my autismHe'll do it, and he'll do it for free
>>547999898idk who that is but his videos suck. there's only one good HD2 youtuber
>>548000023Dayum, Robutt looks like THAT?!
People who post "cinematic" no hud gameplay highlights are the only good HD2 youtubers
>>547985497>Not playing your game swedeYou literally are thoughbeit
been a while since I played, when did they add a second personal order mission?
>Muh must take supply packI just call-in resupply pod regardless of where I am, half of the pubbies are too shy to use them like it was some kind of RPG potion you hoard until the last boss appears
>>548002108Play in a private lobby
>>547990478thanks for the games anonsthe carnival is soon to be in town we just need a little more practice throwing
>>547980908I hate mods.
What will it take for the throwing knives to be a logical option?
>>548002974faster throwing speed thats it
>>548002974well for one they should throw in front of you and not to the left
>>548002974What do you mean? They work as advertised. If you take they throwing knives they help you in throwing the mission.
>>548002974Exploding handle with a small damage radius and low demo force but large shockwave radius.Throw knife, embedding it in a target does the damage and stagger it does now, but after about 0.5-1 seconds it explodes, inflicting extra damage to the target and some damage to enemies within 2 meters, and stagger but no damage to every enemy standing within 4 meters. Demo force isn't enough to destroy spawners or open cargo containers.
will anyone join if I host
>>548003889nope
>>548003889I will, after I finish my schizo post (gimme 3 minutes)
>>548003939ok
>>548002108For me, I always call in resupply when im at an objective or side objective, whether I need it or not. Want to solofag? Shoulda brought your own supply pack, get fucked.
>>548003889depends, are you cute?
>>548004268very
>>548004327I'm in.
Schizo Post There is a certain biblical level of irony to the Hellpod. Think, Super Earth’s MOST DEVOUT soldiers are treated as (admittedly elite-level) cannon fodder. They are treated just like the very first traitor. They are cast down from heaven in chariots of fire, only to land in the muck of whatever godforsaken rock Super Earth lays claims upon. Think of it, why would a totalitarian oligarchal corpo-fascist regime surrender their BEST, most loyal zealots to the meatgrinder of galactic war? What logic could be applied to such a maneuver? I’ll tell you.
>>548005370>I love Big BrotherI believe there’s an inkling of truth to be garnered from George Orwell’s 1984. Big brother, or INGSOC, the ruling government class ALLOWS insurrection and rebellion to form. In this, they can measure and therefore manage the problem. But, you say, how does this apply to the loyal helldiver?Let’s apply Machiavellian logic. It is not the TRAITOR you must fear. Their goals are obvious, and they are therefore manipulatable. No, it is the PATRIOT that must concern you. For such a deep wellspring of LOVE can become anti-thetical to the often times wicked, vile, sinful strategies that must be employed to maintain an empire. In this, a double edged sword exist.
>>548005370>>548005489The PATRIOT can, at times, become *Hyper-Lethal*. Through their deep emotional connection to the ideology of “freedom”, they can, at times by sheer number and chance, pull off near super-human feats (surviving a hellbomb, tanking laser fire, laughing in the midst of an orbital barrage, etc). The Truth Enforcers are where the manipulation of this extreme power lies. They do not have this wellspring of love, and are therefore not the same kind of weapon. They’re the weapon that manages the weapon.In this, the PATRIOT is managed. With an endless war coloring all perspective and authority as the backdrop, Super Earth’s cruelest joke is played out. They treat the people who love their federation the most as traitors worse than the devil himself (for at least the devil was guilty). For, Lucifer was cast out of heaven, crashing down like a bolt of thunder. The Helldivers, blinded by their love of country, will follow the greatest traitor close behind, sacrificed upon the altar of (managed) Democracy.
>>548005370>They are treated just like the very first traitor. They are cast down from heaven in chariots of fire, only to land in the muck of whatever godforsaken rock Super Earth lays claims upon.This is based on the assumption that Christianity exists in the Helldivers universe. Which it doesn't. The only God is Managed Democracy.
ok got that out of my system i can play video game
>The fearless superhuman forces are kept on a tight leashriveting commentary bro
>>548005370What breaks by suspension of disbelief is why they make you wait two, even three minutes for extraction. Its proven that heavy lift shuttles can arrive on command instantly, and they also alert the entire map to your presence while you wait. Obviously they don't want you coming back from your suicide mission.
>>548005656
Too many dissidents is bad for the federation.Too many patriots is bad for the federation.
How about recognizing the inherent flaws in the structure of your society and still wholeheartedly going with it because it's cool as hell
>>548006345that's 95%+ of super earth's citizenship. The other 4% is probably the heckdivers. The last 1% is the ruling class + truth enforcers.
>>548006345Or... you know... just not wanting your people to be bug/bot/squid food
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244027861303/Incel corps D10, come level up your guns
>>548006449well that's what us helldivers are there for chief
>>548006468Full!!!!!!!
>>547980908The HD1 music mod is pretty good.
>>548006468fvll
>>548006086kino
>devs are fucking the game up with each updateIs that even true though? Because this is the exact reason why I boycott all swedish games, unironically.
>>548005370i thought the entire joke was that helldivers arent actually elite but just brainwashed retards and thats why we get shit out of ships without a care in the world
>>548001303they didn't. start extracting and get those free extra 15 medals.
>>548007543Anyone thats good at the game knows thats bullshit.
>>548007543sweden believes this because they are shit at the game. People who actually play the game, even dad gamers, are still probably near-hyper-lethal. Actually good players are literally John Halo.
>>548008030>>548008126i really hate when people are so desperate to suck themselves off about being good at a coop gamethe base armor looks like trashbags and plastic panels, we wear fucking capes and the training officer gushes at our unmatched abilities for the simple task of breathing in and out 3 times in a rowstop "d10 solo clear with a shovel ez" posting and read the room
>>548008338the ludo-narrative dissonance is staggering, and sweden failed spectacularly.
>>548008338Thats some weird insecurity you have but ok. Helldivers really are the best of the best. Anything else is shitter cope.
>>548008395gameplay is not cannon in a games story and i will die on this hill>>548008551>Helldivers really are the best of the bestwell yes but the literal bar is can you crawl when asked to and can you press buttons on a screen
>>548008726>I deny your premisethen there's nothing to say lmao
>>548008726>well yes but the literal bar is can you crawl when asked to and can you press buttons on a screenYes, and?
>>548008338chihuahua mentality
>>548008994helldivers are simply the brightest kids on the sped bus that is super earthseaf couldnt make the cut because they cant figure out how to even throw a grenadewe are a wall of meat protecting super earth
>cannon
>>548009258Yes?And?Doesnt change anything.
>>548009579well no because im speaking the truth and youre trying to justify your fantasyask the developers
>>548010368I dont care what the devs consider "Canon"I've seen how they play the game. The whole "Helldivers have a 2 min lifespan" is cope and seethe at people soloing D10, a difficulty they said should be impossible to solo.
>>548009579auto, even
>>548010480so you admit to playing incorrectly and misunderstanding the game?
>>548010570Im not playing it "incorrectly" Im just better than them. Simple as. And I dont care what "message" arrowhead wants to push. You can cope all you like. Helldivers are the special forces and the real elites.If this upsets you then its because you feel like the elite statues doesnt apply to you
>>548010780too late buddy i have a cape tooyoure mad at the developers because you went 3 days without a new warbond so you ignore the basic lore
>>548011004Listen, you can larp as the shitter you were always meant to be and rack up 7+ deaths on D5 all you want.But to seethe at people that are actually good at the game and live up to the title of Helldiver. Were the main characterYoure a background character.
>>548002974quite literally just make them go where I'm aiming and not slightly offset to the sideand fix the spinning animationalso wouldn't hurt to make them actually silent, they don't trigger most enemies but I've had base turrets immediately lock onto me after silently knifing fodder bots
>>548011135developer agrees with meI asked everyone in here and they agree with meyou don't have a leg to stand on
>>548011589>I asked everyone in here and they agree with melol no. One guy (and its you samefagging, lets be honest here) isnt "everyone" nobody likes Arrowheadsa "grunt fantasy"Like i said, you can go die in D5 all you want. But the people good at the game are off being the main characters. You can cope all you want and gargle swede cum all you want but thats the reality.
>>548011843>ignores the overwhelming public support for my position >immediately starts thinking about cumget help
>>547969040"There are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men."Anon, it's clear that you are a pathetic grunt goyconsoomer.The game is based on your life.Me? I was the doomguy even in the grunt fantasy setting. I can kill thousands of enemies without dying or breaking a sweat. In fact, grunt fantasies are the ultimate power fantasies, because when you have no powers, and yet you find the will and might to stand for yourself and destroy everything in your path, that's when you become a legend. That's when you become the doomguy.It's not when you get handed the AutoRapeMagnum9000FAF that kills everything for you.It's when you are handed nothing but a fork, and decide that everything has to fall under its might, and then make it happen.
>>548012392Why does me being good at the game make you seethe like this? You can have your grunt fantasy of you dying 8 times.Just because you have a humiliation fetish it doesnt mean others have to play along.
>>5480064681/4 again :( Democracy decides.
>>548011564that's a general issue with stealth in the gamedetector towers also do this
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244027861303/Democracy decides
>no steam idtroon/furry
Stalwart + MG should have 3 minute CDThere is little reason to use them over other options as is, especially when you get a pair of EATs every minute or so
>hiding steam idKWAB
>>548015069Wrong, so fvcking wrong. You're not even worth raping.
That's Majorr, he's based and not a furry
He who has nothing to hide has nothing to fear
>>548015252>check his profile>nothing interestingWhy do troons like you obsess over literal whos on the internet having their own personalities and tastes?
>>548014123Lobby is shuttered. Too many retards who don't play the game.
>>548006641Did that mod get updated? I need my HD1 OST again
>>548016395i don't join /hdg/ lobbies because of people like the ones above you. content drought is so bad we're really digging through peoples profiles.
Write a Bestiary entry. That is all there is to this assignment.
>>548016476No, still broken, and the author said they're unlikely to provide a fix within the year. F
>>548016358Theyre obsessed
Better raped than scraped
>>547980908modders are required to fix the myriad ways in which swiggers went wrong like sound and UIgooning is a wider cultural defect of our time, correlation not causation, I blame women
>>548016625Obsessed
>>548016358the guy in question had a melty in the threadit's rarely ever anything beyond that but being a furry and a brony certainly helps in laughing at him
>>548016829every single melty ever happened in this general originated from the furry buffnigger that plays nothing but MGs
>>548016961>buffnigger>MeltingGood one.
>>548017016why don't you go pretend bestiality is OK as long as it arrives in cartoon form and how HD2 should be balanced around the most boring+soulless+noobcoded set of support weapons
>>548016625BASED FARMERS FUCK ARROWHEAD
>>548017263>Nerftoddler IMMEDIATELY projects his fucked up fetishesLike Cockwork
>>548017263>why don't you go pretend bestiality is OKI say this and believe this, my biggest dream is to follow in Mr Hands' footsteps.
>>548017370>CockworkDid somebody say... COCK ???
>>548017463
>>548016548I'll be damned if I'm doing the swedes work for them
>>548017463chigga wat
>>548017463>most normal AMR user
>>548016548>AH adds bestiary>New bugs: Spear breaks, FRV burns through fuel 70% faster, Using Eagle Cluster Bomb while wearing Salamander gear with the Kill Zone helmet with glowy eyes with the default cape, using a dead eye primary with the peace maker secondary with a Commando while equipped with pyrotech grenades triggers a gameguard false flag to flag your entire PC as malware and kills your motherboardYOU RIKE??
>>548017829>>AH adds bestiary>crashes your game when you click itPERFECT !!!
>>548017829>Click Bestiary>I am now flagged as an interstellar economic terrorist in an FBI databaseC-Cool...
>>548017829>open bestiary>it wipes my sc balanceYeah!
>>548012547I agree with this anon. Some of my fondest memories of vidya were made in Red Orchestra 2 playing as a rifleman. Topping the scoreboard felt great when all you had during the match was a Mosin. Manual bolting, iron sights, leading shots at 200 or 300 yards, accounting for bullet drop. Seeing that puff of red or hearing the TING of a helmet as your shot hit. Getting an angle on the enemy as they push forward, picking them off as they try to find you. Amazing.
>>548017829>click bestiary>kills my mom in her sleepthanks, sweden
>>548017829>open bestiary>every preview video is SEAF-chan getting brutally raped by bugsWtf Arrowhead?
>finish a d10>2 squad impact>finish a d1 sc farm + personal order>8 squad impactnani ?
>>548015346>discord troonGlad I didn't join
>>548015346Major Truth ?!?! THE MAJOR TRUTH ??????
>>548016625>check to see if any of these names are on my blocked list in game>two-thirds of them are>have only ever hosted pubs
>>548016625>doxxedThat's why I never join you lads, you'll 100% dox names. Glad I've never joined anyone yet."Sometimes the winning play is to never play." -probably GabeN
>>548016548>The scavenger lite their detritivore terrestrial termite kin on earth is a ccreature who existing to feed of death, gorging on corpses of plant and animal and dirt before expunging it back out as a putrid hardening mass of feces with which the wider host use to construct their putrid structures. Yes noble citizen. these disgusting aliens live amongst their own filth. taking cues from this ingeniously evolved method research now pending at C.O.B labs and the minnistries of Humanity, expansion and Science to trial run digestive secretions in D Class citizens to replicate this terminid adaptation for cheaper D-class habitations.
>>548018603noticing this too, solo farming for SC on Grand Errant and i'm pulling 8 squad impact per extract
>>548016625What's going on here?
>>548020316/hdg/ lobby botit scrapes all lobby links and posts them in a dedicated channel on the discordit's from when 4chan was down and just kinda remained, much like the Discord itself, it's innocuousgucci nigger is just mad that pederasts don't get invites
Broke: Arrowhead leaked the stealth warbond because they can't figure out version controlWoke: Arrowhead leaked the stealth warbond to gather feedback on the low
Bespoke: Arrowhead leaked the stealth warbond to create drama so people would talk about the game
>>548023831Truke: Arrowhead arrowhead
>>548008126Yeah, in the hands of Arrowhead, the Helldivers really are stormtroopers/grunt fantasy. While in the hands of someone that isn't dogshit at the game, helldivers are more like expendable commandos.
>>548008395I completely agree.
>>548023831stealth warbond is being delayed until they can make stealth somewhat viable, as in random bullshit like throwing knives or silencers doesn't alert specific enemies that some magic 500m range hearingthis is my belief
>>548019871what's doxing about this?literally anyone can see your steam ID, retard.you can private your steam page, retard.just by playing the game you gave your steam ID to the Chinese govt.oh NO! people see that I'm hosting lobbies for this godforsaken game and being an actual player instead of an ind*an bot account spamming ragebait in the thread!!! oh no I don't want to have a good reputation!!!!
>>548029252he's obviously underage and thinks that joining games just to teamkill people is funny le epik trole.but as soon as there's a shred of consequence he's a pussy nigger
>>548029252What's your address?It's public information anyways my dude, why won't you give me your address?
>>548029957lmao retard
>>548007543>>548008395Most players are retards and will kill themselves and their teammates by accident. This matches the idea that helldivers are brainwashed retards with very basic skills. Some players are exceptional and can solo d10. This makes sense considering the high number of people who have tried Helldivers 2, some of those players are going to be really good. Just because the average helldivers is a brainwashed retard, doesn't mean it's impossible to find some real fucking Rambos from time to time. It's not so dissonant after all. If you're farming d10, then you're the needle in the haystack.
what’s the point of half the primary weapons? they’re just reskinned liberators.
>>548029957apples to orangesargument invalid
>>548030424lmao retard
>>547992107OH WE ARE THE VALIANT INFANTRY
>>548030952fuck meant for >>547992041
>You can't move while firing the minigunDead on arrival, the eternal swede does it again
>play as humanities elite special forces>can't pick up rocks off the ground and throw them with your big strong brawnydiver arms when youre out of ammoare they even trying
>>548031589heavy armor gods.... RISE
Drawbacks that give weapons identity are good actually
>>548031589think real hard. how much or how frequently do you tend to move while shooting anything that isn't a SMG or pistol? remember, moving introduces significant sway, especially in third person.is it really so bad you're not able to move when you are most likely already not moving while shooting? especially when you move at less than a walking pace when shooting already?
>three miniguns in a frvnow this is warfare
Introducing... the Non-Expendable Pro-Chaff
>>548032004B-but my heckin' power fantasy!
will the urban set give the minigun more ammonew set seems like ass with the minigun
>>548032829siege ready does not increase the ammo of support weapons whose ammo is stored in a backpack,but then the minigun is going to be handled differently from the existing ones so who knows
>>548032040nta i just want the ability to move. Like walking slowly towards the enemies i'm shooting at to make me feel super bad ass
>>548032040You misunderstand. Most normies that play shooting games expect to be able to run around and shoot guns like it's fucking Doom or Quake.
>>548002974Remove the sway.They're actually pretty solid.
>>548033420what's even more badass is not being able to move because you're slinging so much fucking lead at them it's physically preventing you from taking a step
>>548033478>Normies >Doom or quakeYou mean COD gramps>>548033541It should push you back but you need to hold fire to stay in place.
Remove ergonomics, sway, drag, recoil, bullet drop, velocity, armor pen, angles and realistic reloads.Guns will finally feel good to use, arrowhead hates fun and just don't understand why the game was successful...
>>548032040Honestly that sounds pretty cool, I'm just really hoping the spin up didn't take too long or at least have short cooldown when you're moving in short paces
>>548033904
>>548032829No, it has a backpack. Unflinching, Peak Physique, or crouch recoil armor will most likely be the most useful, same as the LC. PP more so for the ergo to quickly sweep hordes of chaff, not the way the LC uses it. LC hits a quick laser burst to proc the fire dot at close range to follow up with a melee and let the fire finish them off in the stagger animation.
>Can't dive dodge, crouch, or going prone when you're equipping the minigun
>>548033904Kys for such a stupid suggestion. Go play l4d.
>>548034058>making shit up to seethe over
The one person shitting on Arrowhead the exact same way every day in this general is actually an Arrowhead employee paid to keep the general alive. Arrowhead is just so bad at producing new content even he can't come up with new material.
>>548012651I bet the boys in your super destroyer call you mustard chief
>the last lobby was 6 hours ago
>>548035132I don't feel like touching the game until Dec 2nd sorry
so will the upcoming armors gives better handling speed on weapons like PP armor?
>>548035618no, just melee
>>548035716that's fucked up
>>548035812Perhaps next time you should read the press releases before you make an ass of yourself.
>>548035952The press release actually didn't say this. They updated it with a post on discord.
>>548036034It also mentioned absolutely nothing about improved handling, yet somehow that became the question being asked here.
Why would the new armor increase handling on top of melee and anti rag dolling? That would make it a straight upgrade over viper armor. Why are you people so fucking stupid?
>>548036425get rid of the melee for the handling because it's a garbage meme addon?
is this the first warbond on a tuesday? must be special
>>547999741because people need to use the flamethrower better
>>548036425>big dick heavy gunner themed warbond>can't swing big guns around like a pistol>but your diver have big enough muscle to punch the enemy 100% harder for some reasonanother case of swigger monkey paw game design
ANY PUSSY DROOLING RETARDED NIGGERFAGGOTS STILL PLAYING THIS DOGSHIT GAME ?
>>548036478The melee boost will work really well with the chainsaw. And stop trying to remove variety from the game just because it isn't top tier. I bet you only run siege ready.
>>548036945wear viper armor
>>548036991No, I just complain about it nowadays.
>>548016625you didn't get me
Now that we've run out of creative juices and are rehashing themes from past warbonds, I would like to propose remaking Force of Law but with weapons that are actually good
>>548037282Your definition of good is top tier and broken like the crossbow and eruptor.
>>548036994>The melee boost will work really well with the chainsawAnon I already said it's a garbage meme addon, you don't need to repeat me.
incendiary bots are balancedtake more coverbring more staggerbuild more distance
>>548037282Viper Commando -> Python CommandoCutting Edge -> ???Democratic Detonation -> ???Polar Patriots -> ???Freedom's Flame -> ???Chemical Agents -> ???Truth Enforcers -> ???Urban Legends -> ???Servants of Freedom -> ???Borderline Justice -> ???Masters of Ceremony -> ???Force of Law -> ???Control Group -> ???Dust Devils -> ???
>>548037472People don't even complain about any of the incel bots other than the ones with shotguns, and they're dying to the shotguns entirely because they're running up to those devs and then eat a face full of buckshot and wonder why they died instantly.
>>548037385>you like pancakes?>you must hate waffles
>>548037282Pacifier is as good as its user's aim
they're going to give the one two and minigun horrible ergonomics, why would they split the armor sets then
>>548037565>ap3>awarding user aimlol
>>548037542I want back to a time when any dev would instagib you if you ran up to them with the mentality of an M1 holding bugdiver scum
>>548037521medic warbond PLEASE
>>548037618whether your aim is abysmal or godlike or anything in between, ap3 is strictly superiorthere's not a single ap2 gun that can be considered meta, not even Diligence which is the best ap2 gun by a long shot
>>548037565yes but if your aim is above the shitter line, all AP3 weapons are automatically worse than their AP2 counterpart.
>>548037671That will never happen, even if it was an optional hard mode. Redditors and /hdg/ would review bomb the game followed by a collective mass suicide. AH would then get cancelled for being transphobic.
>>548037671Sorry anon, these are the people making balance decisions for the game now
OK, besides the alpha commander, what enemy suffers from the 35% damage reduction on AP2?
>>548037894this is wrongLibpen is very close to a straight upgrade over standardAdjudicator is leagues better than TenderizerDCS is the supreme ruler of its category and Deadeye kicked Diligence off second placeap3 is the better choice for all players and playstyles in the games current state
>>548037839WRONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm9gMt4B41k
buy an ad, chink
>>548037912me on the left
>>548038318just use ublock
>>548038202damn, when will we get lightspeed weapons and the regular liberator killzone colleberation assault rifle?
Basic liberator is good on botLib pen is good on bugno gun is better than the other, swiggers made sure of this, shut the fuck up
>>548038202広告を買います
>>548038520delusionala mere handful of guns and stratagems dominate the metaat one point a full blown third of the player base was on Coyote
>>548038638because it was a good weapon from the latest warbondcompare epoch useage rates after the warbond dropped to now
>people don't want to use bad gunshow is this news to some of you retards?
>>548038202>click link>annoying gook gibberish obnoxiously blasting my ear drums>close linkhow can you faggots watch this shit, give me a video in English
>>548038741hasn't dropped
>>548037912It's what happens when you let Destiny Dads into your game. They believe that being able to complete and obtain everything without any effort on their part is some divine right.
yup, nerftroon and his discord raiders are back to make the thread unuseable
>>548038638>a mere handful of guns and stratagems dominate the metaBecause they're overpowered and need to get nerfed?
>>548038193>Libpen is very close to a straight upgrade over standardwrong >Adjudicator is leagues better than Tenderizermaybe on bugs>DCS is the supreme ruler of its category and Deadeye kicked Diligence off second placewrong, you don't use these weapons because you can't aim so your opinion on tm is worthless.>ap3 is the better choice for all players and playstyles in the games current statewrong
>>548038796closed captions
>>548038862Yep, it's brown hours too, how convenient
>>548038862>Everyone who disagrees with me is from discordPathetic cope. And why aren't you playing right now? AH made the game super inclusive for challenged folks like you. You should really be enjoying the game right now!
>>548038193>Adjudicator is leagues better than Tenderizerlel good luck with hunters
>>548038638>at one point a full blown third of the player base was on Coyote>people are still quoting skewed info that uses statistics the day AFTER the patch came out where everyone will be using the same gun.
I want strong as fuck guns that are fun to use but I also want higher difficulties with an absolute onslaught of enemies flooding my screen that also pose danger to me.
>>548037472helldiver training apparently never taught people to run the fuck away
>>548039195The enemies can't be too strong or too numerous. Otherwise the bufftroons will start shitting their diapers and start sending hate mail to AH headquarters
>>548039306these colours don't run
>>547960643>"pick meta or run away when you run out of airstrikes" playstyles.I like LARP'ing as a guerilla against bots>>547967690>Minigun can only be fired whilst stationaryalso>Muh realismIf they had balls they'd sneak in an update that 500kg bombs etc can blow up the Pelican, so people can't just throw it for the lolz at extraction anymore lmao.
>>548039195>floods screen with enemies>primaries don't kill enough of them>explosives and AOE effects just shit all over them>Meta gets pushed even further in that directionI totes agree though. I think the sweet spot is breaches being overwhelming numbers.
>>547974101>>he hates anyone using napalm barrage because he is mothbrained and/or a gloryfag who is too situationally unaware to notice the red beamJust in general, when I'm fighting for 3 peopel and they throw a red beam behind my ass, I won't hear or see it between all the fucking sounds and fighting for my life. Get some awareness and don't throw reds under friendlies.
>>548039459Sorry anon, our zombie engine can't handle huge numbers of enemies. Instead you will get more heavies!
>>548038930The opinion of someone who doesn't play the game.
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>>548039754retard bro...
>>548039754moron bro...
My mistake, copy and pasted the wrong thing.>>548039742>>548039742>>548039742
>>548039789>>548039943hahah fuck man just got trolled so hard
>>547974101>"It's not my fault that I punched you! You just stood in the way of my fist that just happened to be swung at you!"
>>548037521Viper Commando -> Python CommandoCutting Edge -> Control Group -> ???Democratic Detonation -> ???Polar Patriots -> Urban Legends -> Dust Devils -> ???Freedom's Flame -> Chemical Agents -> ???Truth Enforcers -> Force of Law -> ???Servants of Freedom -> Masters of Ceremony -> ???Borderline Justice -> ????