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Teio!
I hate Teio so fucking much.
6th for Giant umas.
I'm actually pretty indifferent to Teio
King Halo dominates my heart
is this even any good?
Fuku love and 3pdid Fuku have any champion offspring like cafe did?
>>547962373curren chan dominates your asshole
how bad is the sprint CM going to be
Every day til you like it
you got it anon.
>>547962373I love King Halo so much I'm glad she's a good girl.
>>547962490I'd word it as how "FUN" is the sprint CM going to be. Imagine all the chaos and seething
Is pace bad for Libra? The only other uma I have that I can use as an end closer is Mayano and I don't want to use her because I'm not a pedophile
Is he the worst trainer in the series?
>>547962457i fucked up cropping the pic because i'm rtarded, that ryan has few more whites and 3* URA
>>547962490Make a room and you'll see
>>547962510I'm going to become friends and get Teio's hopes up, but in reality i'm just using her to get closer to her mom, Symboli Rudolf.Noone can stop me.
>>547962570bitch stole my build
>marked
Here's my finals. Unsurprisingly, Taiki fucking jobbed. The end was some insane shit.https://files.catbox.moe/mo99ck.mp4
>>547962570Petite girls are the best yeah.
JOBBER GENERALhttps://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8
>>547962609not reallyhe kept her motivated
Speedfrauds, explain
Teio is cute. CUTE!
>>547962609He's right thoughIf she really wanted to win that much she should've run faster then
>>547962609oh shit what uma manga is?
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
Even though anime Teio is a lot cooler and mature, I think I prefer the game one more.
>>547962460>older sister dies when she was young>accepts and moves on instead of having a breakdown like DISASSOCIATION vegaBased Fuku.
OkayI'll biteI'll train Gold Ship, Mayano and this TeioWhat should I look for her in terms of skills other than NSM, Maestro, the uphill/downhill accels and THH?
Digitan LOVE
>>547962659>another anon tsundere for TeioYou foolYou think you are the player when you are the one getting played
>>547962570>Say I like short and slim girls>Everyone thinks I'm a pedophileIt's unfair.
>>547962490it'll be kino
I want to have sex with Verxina
>dream of Gentildonna trying to hook me up with an Uma>can't remember who>wake up feeling groggy and light headed
>>547962830So the lesson is, loss will make you autistic or retarded?
DIE TEIO DIE DIE DIE
>>547962864I'm not Tsundere for Teio I just think she's annoying and clingy.
>>547962609He's the trainer who listened to Tazuna and spammed Guts. It's a testament to Yaeno's potential that it didn't completely brick her career.
that was a good jiggie, thanks host anon
Release Pokke NOW!
>>547963017This but special week
>>547963028So she was born in the pre patch era?
>>547962830They're both unironically schizo.
>>547962213that puzzle was fun, thanks you guise
>>547962736speed is the fakest stat
>>547962864I'm going to aim needles at Teio.
>>547962570That is correctI would kick all the cows out of Tracen if I could
>>547963017This but Winning Ticket
>dream of watching Gentildonna trying to hook anon up with an Uma>can't remember who but I took her instead>wake up disgusted but proud
>>547962609any uma that can win even just one G1 is already a top tier uma
>>547963091This but that skank Falco!
>>547963092Yeah.>>547962987>>547963104Fuku is the fun schizo. Ayabe is the "keep the pills timed to the second or she'll run away and kill someone" schizo.
>>547962720I still think you should wait a week or three days after CM closes to field polls like this to allow people to cool down and let people that lost be more willing to answer and even out the population of people currently in the threads because they are riding a victory high
>>547963017This but /uma/.
>>547963132Don't, I fucking need creek's swinging maestro.
like 3 mood downs in a row lmao
>>547962609
>>547962864>cunny attack for freeI like her now wtf
>>547963261I don't know how you're doing it but please stop replying to my posts with curren chan, Almost all the replies I get are about curren chan. Just stop
>>547962736the only stat that matters is staminathe rest is up to shiraoki
>>5479628321 or 2 gold recoveries, Teio's Head-On secret event, NSM in case there's another pace and you didn't get lucky pace and there's a front, velocity skills to keep you in lead or last-race velo skills. Pace will act like front runners for long and pray they can get away before an end closer catches up to them.
Start a family
>>547963308>3lb R rikobwo...
>>547963205
>>547962460fuku barely had any offspring in the first place. he only had around 30 foals before he retired as a stallion.
Rudolf > Teio
>>547963132i need a reaction image when your primal instinct activates, but not the dumb monkey one
STOP ABOUT TOKAI TEIOI'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
>>547963132She's going to oneshot me so badly when she comes out on global.
>>547962490awful, hope we fucking never get one
>>547962870I mean you are though. The reason why mammals developed a preference for secondary sex characteristics is because they show that the female is an adult and able to conceive. If you have a preference for underdeveloped chest/buttocks, it means you're specifically targeting non-adults. When I say "you" I don't mean "you" specifically, it's just how your brain is wiredtl;dr It is odd from an evolutionary standpoint to be attracted to prepubescent bodies
>>547963452This picture captures why people dislike Teio.
>>547963389Uma musume is procreation propaganda, change my mind
>>547963452We knowEven Teio knowsWhy not just agree to oyakodon them?
>>547963389Where do I get an ordered relationship that's mutually beneficial for both of us and I'm the one calling the shots?
>>547963389
>>547963401I've been getting "good enough" careers with it
Another jiggie roomhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>547963350oh...okay...
>>547963389Ok
>>547962870Uh what's wrong with being a pedophile?
>>547963539Thanks for the explanation Tachyon.I guess this is a symptom of how evolutionary variance ends up fucking over some of the dead ends.
>>547963371then why is the stamina so low
>>547962609Yaeno, Chiyono and Ardan had it rough
>DammitWTF I thought this was a good Christian game about grooming uma JKs.You'd think Creek would raise her children to be less vulgar.
>>547963452This picture captures why people like Teio.
>>547963452no, Teio's tiny body is ideal, the same way mcqueen's is
>>547963534i walk like this
>>547963539>it means you're targeting non-adultsI think you mean targeting JUVENILE FILLIES
>>547963456We just love Teio here.
>>547963282I'm trying to post it in a 24-hour period so far the past 2 CMs, I'll do that next time. But it's a l*ng CM so I doubt it's gonna be exciting.
>>547963745You float?
>came in second in Taurus cup>genuinely haunted me for days wondering where I went wrong>grueling CM training for 2, 3 and 4>actually get plat in the last mile CM>get second in CM5>somehow dont feel bad. Actually feel kinda glad I got decent rewards even if I didn't winbros I'm starting to cope... is this what it's like adjusting your expectations as a real trainer
>>547963539>If you have a preference for underdeveloped chest/buttockshumans are the only species that are attracted to big boobs in a sexual way, being attracted to flat and small asses is definitely weird though
>>547963898Cause racing is fun at the end of the day
Her general
>>547963902Females developed big boobs just so they could have a big ass on their front tooAss is the kingm therefore, the bigger the better, while breasts are optional
>finally sick of everything, find a support with Long 9 just to stick with my Long 7 Rudolf simply to try and get Long S to happen more than once every ten runs>all three borrows still didn't get it with high affinityWhen the fuck are they buffing inspiration, this is ruining the fucking game.
>>547963898Yes. You gradually see infinitesimal progress. In August I couldn't make A rank umas. Now I'm routinely making A+ tier umas.
>>547963456MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD SEND ME MEMESON 4CHAN IT'S FUCKING MEMESTEIO TEIO TEIO, TEIO TEIO TEIO, TEIO - TEIO - TEI-TEI-O!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N515RN-wip8curse the ult animations i still have no idea how maya teleported to the 1st placefree cam doko
>>547962490>As gamba as it gets>It leans further towards F2Pbros than buhisYou mean how stupidly fun is it going to be.
>>547963902what about blacks? They arent human and they love big asses and fat tubs of lard
>>547964062>MY FRIENDS ON DISCORD
>>547963803juvenile fillies is also redundant. fillies already implies juvenile female horse >>547963865didn't even bring that up >>547963902No? Literally every mammal is attracted to large breasts as it indicates lactating potential
>>547963665Princess soon
>>547964147>doesn't know the reference.sorry for yo
https://archive.is/vHUsk>They found that in 1860, the average age of the onset of puberty in girls was 16.6 years. In 1920, it was 14.6; in 1950, 13.1; 1980, 12.5; and in 2010, it had dropped to 10.5. Similar sets of figures have been reported for boys, albeit with a delay of around a year.uma musume
>>547963716cant wait for this
>>547963539I get it but in my case I always liked slim bodies. I had a gf back in the day who could, if she didn't have that stern matron expression baked in, nail a Super Creek cosplay to be brief, maybe the hips and thighs would be a bit exaggerated but close enough, (I swear she wasn't fat), and we had chemistry but I wasn't, like ecstatic about being with her.Years later, I saw this girl, boy hair, think like a rake, and I still can't get her off my mind. My monkey brain is still angry that she's not going to be the mother of my children.
>>547964149big boobs don't dictate how much milk you produce actually, they're exclusively a fetish and serve no practical purpose
I'm getting sick of spamming careers every dayI have to force myself to finish even one
>>547964105>digital and ama buff mayanoteamwork won
ATTENTION:There is currently a bug in the Global version of the game that disables Kitasan Black's specialty priority after the 1st Summer Camp. This can be circumvented by using the Biko Pegasus SSR speed card. However, Biko will lose her specialty priority no matter what after the 2nd Summer Camp. You can look up this information for yourself by searching for "Biko magnet" and similar terms. You can also replicate it by simply stacking other cards and see how much more often double and triple rainbow trainings occur despite a much lower specialty priority rating.
>>547959664Here's my golshi bwo
The Sweep cunny...give it to me
>>547964339Her specialty is physics, bwo.
>>547964339other mammals are retarded and don't know that. the assumption is that they're confusing big breasts for swollen breasts which do indicate lactation
Returning to parent farming in URA after the hell that is Aoharu ace farming is like a nice, plain bowl of soup after a wild night out.
>Urara MLBd>Follow slots maxed>Hint books bought >Don't need sashes cuz I play the gameDo these ever become useful
tamawife in 51 days
>>547964461true but stats are so ass
It's 2* stamina but I think I might just use it because I've been trying to make a parent and this is probably the best I've gotten in over a week of only McQueen runs
>>547962490The only ones not liking miles and sprint are oinkers who can't statcheck everyone anymore. How much did you pay?
>>547964461parent farming is worse without the spark rerolls
>>547964408yada
>>547964395This actually makes sense a bit, but I'm scared that "biko magnet" is some sort of code for something illegal and will put me on a list if I search it up
>>547964452seems irrelevant if we're discussing human sexual preference. big breats as a fetish are not even a universal thing and seem mostly cultural. associating not liking deformed huge boobs with pedophilia is pure retardation
>>547964395...Is this actually real?
>>547964563I don't think those are coming for a while, and I can't exactly not farm parents now. It's enough for me that I don't have to think about arrows or bubbles or extraraces. Just train the stats I want to train and the run will sort itself out.
>>547964553That's a solid parent innit? Best you can reasonably hope for is 2* in relevant blue/pinks and some good whites. Anything more is winning the lottery.
>>547964765what are you farming on your parents?
>>547964395This is real, I've confirmed it in all my runs
>>547964704>associating not liking deformed huge boobs with pedophilia is pure retardationnot even what was said, the point wasn't disliking titcows, the point was specifically targeting the opposite i.e., underdeveloped secondary sex characteristics is odd to put it politely
>>547962510>>547962213I hate smug Teio and smug Teioposters so muchBut my penis loves them..
>>547964402make it just better stats than this and you're goodI lost to it twice
I am a pedophile.
>>547964792Yeah but I've been trying to get a 3* long with either 3* stam or power and I can't get a long spark at all
DONNA. DON’T LEAVE ME. DONNA!
>>547964840Recoveries and good generic velocity skills for Christmas Oguri
>>547964395I believe it
>>547963304I love you anon*smooch*
If it's female, I fuck itsimple as
>>547964989>It's autumn>"I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fall"
>>547965007b-but no one said nothing
>>547964989Fuku, manhandle me this instant!!!!
is Burning Spirit STA good as a gold recovery?
>Steam Black Friday Sale>Uma is eating up more and more of my lifed-does /uma/ have anything they were interested in even picking up..
>>547965156If burning spirit is the gold version yes it is the same
>>547965007
>>547962862digitan RAPE
>>547964989Mr. Cock n' Balls...
is this any good?
>>547965260I picked up Triangle Strategy and am having fun desuumamusume
>>547965156why do gentildonna and kawakami smoosh globes?
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT CUNNY ALL YOU WANT. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT VEGETABLES.
>>547964395>it's realWhat the fuck?
>>547962864imagine the smell...
is using double TP for events actually worth? or doing 2 runs is better?
post gal umas
>>547965260I finally got Void War, it's fun.
>>547963017this but everyone that religiously posts girls that aren't in the game yet
>Halloween Creek’s ultimate only fully works for sprints >she only has G aptitude and making her a parent means I have to hope she only gives turf or pace What on earth?
>>547964395>bugFeature*
>>547965484
>>547965260I'm playing THL finally, got it back in october but was getting through it super slowly because of uma
>>547964395We always thought Manhatten's invisible friend was Sunday Silence, but it turns out it was just Gaslight Dancer this whole time.
>>547965510even transcend posters?
is umastan still a gaslight
>>547965484Tamano Cross isn't this sexy
>>547963658Bump!https://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggieDon't forget to request songs!
>>547965339>1500 total stam and guts>2 goldsI think you need 1-2 more midrace skills to keep up with gold ship desu
Now that enough time has passed are we in agreement that digitan is a good girl and our goon-bro?
>>547965609always will be
>>547965667Forgot to include progress screenshot
>>547965572Shes looking a bit burnt there
>>547964395There are going to be doodoo pictures when I search for "Biko magnet", aren't there...
>>547962213AI art?
>>547965024>I've been trying to get a 3* long with either 3* stam or poweUhh yeah good luck with that anon, only a literal 1/2000 chance.
>parent running Mummy Creek trying for 8-9 Speed to use with Summer Maru sprinter>Guts>Guts>Guts>Wit>Witkill me
>>547964395I knew my past 3 runs were not my fault
>>547965868I think the Smug Teio drawings are all the same artist because she always has the same mouth in them.
>>547965632always was
>>547964395>>547964697>>547965825I really wished for this to be the joke, damn.
>>547965472Danchou here, yes you should be doing 2 runs instead.
>>547965260Don't see any particularity good dealsGonna wait for the next sale at this rate.
>>547965813delicious
>>547964395>>547965825>I would like to remind the black ministry and indeed all black people, that God is not in the habit of coming down from heaven to solve people's problems on earth.
An experimental experimentation resulting in an experiment with BAD RESULTS. Ouch. Watch out for all those bees.
>>547962213Update the OP you stupid lazy indo seanigger faggotIt literally takes no effortConsidering you are so idiotic fast at copying and pasting itYou could write some new info on the OP
What the fuck is even a good deck when making a long ace? If you bring Rice you get two golds so then do you not need to bring like a Spechud for gourmand? The last deck I used I had too many ssrs and they all never finished their events
>>547965632wrong
>>547966235>It literally takes no effort>Oh but it's too much effort for me teehee I'd rather whineWe should have kept you people in chains.
Sorry, we don't like chud uma here
>>547966403Depends on your spark loadout and uma growths. Who are you trying to build?
>>547963539Humans evolved to fuck 10 year old girls though, nobody cared about pedophilia a hundred years ago
>>547966403decks for longs can be tricky because your legacy & growth is a big part of selection. If you have more power bring stam riko or two stamIf you have more stam bring rice good power card/riko
>>547965260I'm gonna play starcraft II campaign
i LOVE my chud woman hater micropenis umawife
I know that pink sparks are chosen randomly out of aptitudes you have A/S in. But once it chooses the aptitude, what are the odds of 1* vs 2* vs 3*?
>>547964395if this doesn't work i'm calling you a slur 15 minutes from now
>>547964647I like uma feet
>>547966587I'm going to make a Teio. It's only 8* stam sparks but I have 11* ura to hopefully make up for some of it.
>>547966403>If you bring Rice you get two goldsyou don't do that, you need NSM
>>547966730>4 speed
>>547964246Bereshit.I'm not even joking, that's the foal's name.
>>547966479You are brown. Or a newfag. Maybe both.I'm a thread baker here, and I have not found a good time to update the OP because you browntoids keep spamming threads before I can make one.
bwos...
im trying to configure the hakuraku thingi don't think im doing it correctly because the saved races folder does not show upwhat is a root folder? the folder where umamusume.exe is in?and how do i add in the load libraries line into config.json?do i just copy and paste it at the bottom of config.json?there is already content in itplease help i want to record my cm finals
You have no idea what you're talking about, shut the fuck up
>>547965260I only play Rollslop and there is no new Rollslop game
>>547966826If you have Riko borrow MLB rice, and vice versa2 speed (MLB Kita + MLB SR)Rice + stamina bonus power cardRiko and an MLB wit of your choice
Would you give Chiyono a smooch?
the Halloween outfits seem very tempting though my gut tells me to hold on. Any cards I should be waiting for?
>>547966730I've tried it with multiple decks and while I can't confirm it 100%, there is definitely something wrong with KB after the first summer camp.
>>547966994Just record it with OBS or something, I've recorded all my finals that way.
>>547965710it seems reasonably alright in the test rooms desu
>>547965260Umas are fastBut I'm fasterThe servers are so fucking dead
>>547967076Kita blackbwo your energy
>>547965260>open discounts page>bethesdaslop>multiplayer garbo>streamer baitI pass.
>>547967058Chiyono cooch
>>547966951>I'm a thread baker hereDamn bwo what's the salary like? Was there an interview process?>and I have not found a good time to update the OP A good time would be when one thread is full and it's time to bake the next one. Hope this helps :)
>>547966826>>547967032 (me)You can bring welfare spe as your second speed card for gourmand or rely on welfare daiwa as your power card for race planner. Don't take cooldown from rice because pacers need NSM to be competitive.
>>547967101i did that too but i don't get the full picture because the camera was kind of spastic even in landscape mode
>>547967178I just opened the game please give me a chance
>>547967207Sauce?
>>547967141it's time to let go bwow
Is it worth using the SR crystal to MLB narita taishin SR speed card?
>>547967346You don't wanna know
>>547967218Yup as I guessed, newfag and brown. You don't have to use that many greentext to reply to me, stop trying to fit in. You won't by the way.Don't @ me again.
Being F2P is hell for longs. If I rent Kitasan, I can't use Creek. If I rent Creek, I have to use Tosho/Halo/Flash for speed. It's literally impossible to succeed as F2P.
>>547967346it's trash, just imagine the rest
>>547967394I'm compiling everything I can for next Monday, so even if it's disappointing like those Teio sources, I want it.
>>547966971what is it...
>>547967436Your ticket and crystal for creek?
>>547967387absolutely not
I LOVE RECOVERING STAMINA
>>547967436just put in more effort bwothis is much better than mile rng, all you have to do is swipe
>>547965260I bought Halo MCC for a friend so we could maybe play some co-op in the future.
>>547967436Should have rolled KSB on the first banner like literally everyone said to.
>>547967640Any math dweebs care to compute how much it would cost to MLB an off-rate SSR?
>>547965260I just get them for free ;)
>>547967490Listen, you don't wanna knowI've seen it and I'm telling you that you don't wanna see itNo matter how bad you wanna see https://www.iwara.tv/video/CQQF1GqEhmU1BM/awake you just shouldn't
>>547967543I need to hold onto both in case I don't get enough Kitasans on the rerun so I can MLB it with them. I can only spend both after the banner ends.
>>547967750NTA but I fell for that and still have to borrow Kita since 416 pulls only brought me to 3LB.
>>547967839Damn, I guess I won't click on that linkThanks for the heads upI'm pretty sure there's lots of stuff on pixiv to review, I guessMaybe I can see if I can still log onto nijie
>>547962490is there a "fun" CMmile was taiki vs gamblersmedium was 'why the fuck are there nice natures everywhere'long is "i fucking hate building for long"it seems to be that the best part about CMs is shitposting and gaslighting
>>547967863You have a spark ready and basically are guaranteed to get lb2 before spark. Just use the ticket
>>547967839Coombrain bwo, is there anything like iwara that isn't filled with retarded dances? I don't even mind the dances that much but I want a story in my porn
>>547967058that drink is comically large, how is she gonna finish all of that?
>>547967750I did roll with all my carrots, got 0 copies in 240 pulls, and used the pity system to get 1 copy, which I'm currently sitting on. I tried rerolling on new accounts but after the 5th with 0 copies on any of them, I gave up and went back to my original account which I had a played for a bit already.
>Get Golshi the Fickle Maiden>On a Goal Race turnFeels good.
>>547966994>the folder where umamusume.exe is in?yes, you put the dll next to the exe>how do i add in the load libraries line into config.json?just look for the load_libraries lineif you don't have it, you can add it anywhereand I think the folder only gets created when you do a race, so go on practice and do a random race to see if it works
>>547965260I would have liked Triangle Strategy but unfortunately I am poor
>in retention range>click team trials>in demotion range>finish one race>hit thist-this is the week, right?
>>547967921You got a selector and a crystal. The power to fix that problem is in your hands.
>>547968020Tell me honestly, when is the last time you had fun playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby?
>>547967839I just spat out my drink laughing.Seriously, what is it with people putting music in porn? Like who the fuck actually jacks off to some porn while EDM is blasting?
>>547968101I wouldnt call that comically large. Not to uncommon a size for an alcoholic woman.
>>54796822530mins ago
how the fuck do people manage to get Goldship to 1200 speed and 1000 stamina with 3spd Amazon+Rice+Riko builds???you can't even swap in a fourth speed card because you need Rice and Amazon AND riko
>>547967839>doesn't play her songThat's honestly the biggest disappointment
>>547968094There is good stuff here and there, the best I've seen was that hour long gfl2 comp and that has lasted me a while when I didn't pay my internet bill. But usually I get misses.
>>547965260still no new parryslop games...all I do is rerun sekiro and uma careers
>>547968353Doing?
>>547968101there are TWO straws
>>547967839Damn okay
>>547968158okay i got it nowthanks!!!
you've been green since september junior year dumb slut
>>547968371As many stamina sparks as you can get, Hishiama and Rice's stamina bonus and Goldshi's 20% stamina growth take care of the rest.
>>547968182By the time Aoharu is over I expect the class 6 retention line to be above that. But you certainly have retention on lock for this week.
>>547968421running bakushin 4wit card in ura and capping speed+wit while getting 400k fans
>>547967525feeling bad is allthanks for the acknowledgmentI should read the halloween event so I can look at bourbon's cute face some more
>>547967752on the ikuno dictus bannernon rateup SSR 0.057%you need like 10 thousand pulls to MLB from 0 no joke
>>547968316why did she shit pant
>>547968116Have you tried being lucky?
MmmmmI hate King Halo
>>547968546this would be my first week retaining...
Bwos wtf, I did my 3 borrows and went for a 4th but the 4th and 5th weren't there anymore...
>>547966720Gene guide says under red gene deeper divehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.d1ys4pkdkbgm
>>547968747ochinpo windy
>>547968371riko alone gives you ~100 stamina from events, not counting the extra from random events
>>547968817that's 200% bullshit because 1 star guts is way too fucking common to only be one in five.
>>547968020I have fun in mile CMlongs are gay as hell, you have to spend half your points in recoveries instead of the cool stuff that make you faster, the race is already over before the last corner, "le miles are RNG!!" meanwhile in long you lose on the spot by failing 1 wit check on your blues because wit had to be neglected in favor of getting 1k stamina
>>547965260Steam is recommending me 'Horse' games.Maybe I should take a break for a day or two.
>>547968182>anime makweenlol
What if Windy bit your penis?
>>547968969Sprint, Mile and Medium CMs are rng aidsBut Long CMs are turbo cancer, rng aids and a wallet check
>>547968550I haven't read the story yet but Bourbon-san was really cute in the card events I wish I had her
>>547968946It's more than one in 5 because you're probably not hitting 600 guts
>>547969078My cum would spray out like if you took off the cap from a fire hydrant
preguri
hmmmmmmmmm naruhodo so it was nimble navigator
>>547964395is this actually true? I've definitely noticed my rainbows disappearing but I figured that was just my luck
>>547968747uhhhh whales….explain this?
>>547968796>not even an interesting design>one of the cutest girls in the gameHow does she do it...
>>547968946Guts aren't an aptitude bwo...
>>547969078why is it always a finger in the mouth? what is apealing about that
>>547968020Every CM was fun to meI just try to run my favorites or uma that wouldn't be used much and end up with gold. I don't chase the perfect stats but just do what I can which losing by a nose in round 2 too many times
>>547968225When unity started, I liked the new mechanic once I "got" it
>>547969191What is this simulator? Looks way better than the other autistic umalator
>>547968796
>>5479679213LB Kita is usable though
Reply to this post if you LOVE Teio!
>>547969078I like the idea of taming her to be a good dog after the 3 years of career
Shut the fuck up and take my dick TEIOOOOO
>>547969239>this isn't peak
>>547968450Ok she can now drink twice as fast. That's still a lot for one person
>>547967058yeah, and a deep one
>>547969616My girlfriend and my wife...
>>547969239sekai saikyou waso!EL CONDOM PASAAAAAA
>>547969450Yeah because I'm retarded and wrote 3LB when I meant 3 copies or 2LB.
Post dangerous Umas
>>547969616my wife and my childhood friend
>>547969389it is not a simulator, it's a replayit takes the actual recorded race and shows it top downhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku
>>547969208It is. The exact methods are unknown but there is an actual bug with Kitasan and Biko right now.
>>547969869Even betterThat way you'll know what the fuck is going on in reality
>>547969616
>>547964395IS THIS WHY I GET NO FUCKIN RAINBOWS DURIN THE URA FINALE
>>547968020mile and medium let me run my favouritessprint has 0 likeable umas outside of fujilong is the whale distance
>>547969852
>>547969852How did Scarlet become the poster girl for dangerous Uma?
>>547966730So how did it go?
>>547970186Sexual assault.
>>547968020mile was annoying because of Taikis, but it was also really fun to run and trainI'm actually excited for the sprint CM
>>547966702I actually picked up sc 1 again and finished the original campaign for a change of paceNot quite ready to pick up bw campaign out of toss fatigue so I'm back to grinding uma
>>547969024it's palette swapped regular mcqueen but yes, I pulled for her because I like her and it only took like 50 pulls
How are you guys training umas for Libra? Power + Stamina parents or double stamina? I tried both, without a stamina card in my deck and I'm falling short, around 700 stamina.
>>547965260I'm gonna replay Fallout New Vegas, this time on hardcore mode and to make things interesting I'll be a melee murder hoboIt's going to be suffering but still better than training umas for CM
>>547970252Yeah but why her.There are dozens of other Uma who look more like they'd be the poster for torena rape.
>>547970378>How are you guys training umas for Libra?I'm still trying to make my grandparents bwo...
riko...
>>547970264I will not umapyoi with golshiI will not umapyoi with golshiI will not umapyoi with golshiI will not umapyoi with golshi
>>547970452She's the namba wan
>>547970378I've used 18 stam umas for literally every cm
>>547965260I'm waiting for Grim Dawn to go on sale.
I think it's funny that despite running into Taikis for multiple rounds I was the only one running her and even any pace for the finals
>>547965260I bought more rogueslop in the last few weeks, that's basically black friday
>>547970669>He doesn't bring 18 power and rely on the 18 URA for staminaLet me guess. Open league?
>>547969919is there somewhere I can read more about it?
>>547970518That's not your choice to make Torena-kun
>>547970859there's already enough gambling in this game as is
Is the Kitasan + Biko the new "Get 601 stam and 401 guts for extra speed bonus" gaslight?
she's hungry
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you
Kitasan SSR card banner when ?
The way falco says ouen, arigatou~ when the dirt team wins is very cutePlease come home
Can we put the new story reader in the OP maybe? It's been a pretty useful story archive even though it's still in its early stageshttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz
>>547970452The heavy hitters aren't out on global yet.
>>547971059>there's already enough gambling in this gameWrong.
>>547970449Hardcore is an inconvenience more than anything, and melee is actually easy mode as melee weapons can do crazy high dmg
>>547970859Post your Virgo Falco win
THE STRONGEST... it took an hour
>>547971098gets turbo mogged by 1200 power goldships
Question: Best uma combination for a threesome?
Rice love
>>547971267Nyo I vill NOT update ze opening.
>>547971479Oyakodon with Teio and Rudolf
>>547971479why are your hands brown?
>>547970518You should
>>547971479vodka and scarlet how is this even a question
>>547971565Nyooo....
More jiggie, hosting throughout the night probablyhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
TELL ME ABOUT ELWHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>>547971631>takes off retard hat>becomes a sex goddess
>>547971479oyakodon is always the right answer
>>547971479My personal pick would be Cafe and her "friend" or Orfevre and Dream Journey
>>547971752I love you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0VfFDeUE-I
>>547971631when is swimsuit gold ship anyway
>>547971825Summer, obviously
>>547971267Is this going to support actual replay at some point?I don't see why I would read this instead of just opening the game and playing a career on slow mode
>>547971479
>>547971438>gets mogged by whalesno shit
>>547971092Why do people here complain about gaslighting? you clearly drive yourselves into your own schizo anyway
>>547971915but aren't we on a weird schedule
>>547971925If you don’t have the uma/don’t plan on rolling for them you can still view their career events this way and it’s more convenient than having to open up the game just to read something
>>547971825actually summer next year
>>547972047Is she talking about his apartment?
>>547971758You are being rude
>>547971479Oyakodons, simple as.
>>547971925sometimes I want to remember a scene without spending five minutes opening up the game and trying to remember the title of the scene in an unorganized list
My golshi failed 3 trainings and a unity race and still ended up decent stats and Long S... bwos it could have been it if she just didn't fail some single digit % trainings...
This might've been okay if Rice finished her fucking event or if the entire team didn't job against Zenith
I'm getting the 30k itch, can they fast forward Dober banner damn
>>547972141We'll be more or less seasonally synced for most of next yearHalloween/Christmas/Valentine's are only a month late and we gain a month about every three
I hate it when the career RNG gives me the "lose every race" seed
>>547971925This is just much more organized and streamlined so I can easily find stuff. Plus it also has all the jp uma stories that can be easily accessed which is also neat if I wanted to read those too.
>>547971821>Zero replies/uma/ is full of soulless browns, if you needed any more proof, look no further than this.Rest in peace Gentilwife
libra guide?
What kind of Latina is El supposed to be?
>>547972176>>547972397Makes sense. Now that I think about it, there are an absurd number of screens that need to wait for you to connect from page to page in game>>547972534I want to roll for Dober too, but I think I'm going to have to use THAT since the Kitasan banner is right before it and I'm right at 30k
>>547972890here
>>547971339As a guy who has never played hardcore and literally always uses energy weapons I ignored thatStill, guess the goal isn't going to be clearing and instead it's going to be to complete as close to 100% in a single run
>>547971758you have to learn to appreciate the hat before she'll take it off
>>547973003not even gigawhales are rich enough to roll off banner....right?
>>547972890just be yourself
I started watching dudes fucking mares because of this game
>>547972104The gaslight to kill all gaslight"You gaslight yourself"Brilliant!
I started fucking mares because of this game
>>547973270my oshi is curren chan btw not sure if that matters
job title and description says "trainer", not "lover"
props to this guy running his oshi in long
>>547971821>>547972850>jp exclusive horse that has had 0 appearances on gloabl server>thinks global server should know herFuck off to your tranny thread then
>>547973270> Had to wait for the gameNot a true horsefucker
>>547962213Teio is too lewd.
>>547972980Name's peruvian and the meme personality is mexican so whatever Japan thinks monkeys do below the US I suppose
>>547973428I've run into this guy too, ultra based to just do it with End G
>>547973495I enjoy umas in wife mode
>>547971169LET ME IN
>>547973270Why didn't you just go to a ranch and offer your services?
>>547962942I had a dream about Angel Beats last night. I can only imagine Donna's passing affected my subconscious as she went to the great Hachimi truck in the sky.
Assuming no horses existed but camel's did in the Uma world how did the the crusades go in the umaverse?
>>547973572Hey, I’m not a monkey! >:(
would you borrow my cute wife
>>547963132The only Uma I'm willing to whale for.
>5 time borrow limit was TEMPORARYAre you FUCKING joking me?
>>547973931Please spoiler this disgusting shit
>>547973909That's a cuck thing to sayAnd no, no groundwork = no borrow
>>547973909Fuck no, you’d have to pay me in 2 borrows
>>547973909>no distance>no ura finaletry again before whoring her out
>>547973780anything involving a horse and optionally a rider just becomes an umamounted combat was just umas running at each other
>>547973780
>>547973780we don't know since when umas existed in that wolrd so I will just assume it happened before they appear
which stat line is better for cm6 end closers>1200/1000/1200>1200/1200/1000?
Nice
Samson Big status?
Any other "fellow Americans" I should know about?
>>547974251>>1200/1200/1000this one because power is fake
>>547973270I had a weird dream featuring my oshi in musume form where she pointed me towards an irl stable where she would be waiting for me but she was a real horse
>>547974251First stat line with 2 golds vs Second stat line with 1 gold. Higher power wins
>>547973692I have an exact six inch cock, I don’t think mares nor real women would be able to feel that
>>547974340wouldnt 2nd stat line have more protection against 1 gold failure?
>>547974325She's talking about me
How crazy it is to put Groundwork on end closers? I'm aware about pace down mechanic forcing them to slow down but it's rather aimed at preventing other end closers like Goldship from getting an easy place and helps you place better against them. Would that work?
Please send an invite to this Trainer-san bwos655869613981
>>547974227I'm pretty sure I one of the seasons opened with umas in ancient Egypt and that should be bc where as te crusades only happened 50 or so years ago
>>547974345Mares are actually very sensitive to even small penises. Just bring her to climax and she'll get down for you whenever you come around. Horses can't actually compete with human cock
>>547974457that's what your other two umas are for
>>547974548>bwoswas going to until you said this
I NEED MORE CARATS CYJEWS
>>547974251Do you have a gold recovery? 1200 stamina is about what you need, but if you have a gold recovery, you can gamble with the extra power. That said, it might be a rehash of what happened with Taiki this cm. Too good and you won’t be able to proc NSM because you will be in the front. My feeling is that a 1200/1100/1000-1100 Long S Uma with a gold recovery is going to be the ideal for consistent wins.
The Japanese could plan a takeover of the entire Chinese continent but can't say Symboli Rudolf.
>>547973431Admitting you are brown, huh
>>547974630lol
>Unity finale double circle all 5 races>lose 3
>spent all my luck on Hishi Akebono so I can't get Agnes Digital or any of the Halloween WaifusFeck>>547974738I've managed to lose all five with double circles before. Tazuna just fucking consults a d100 chart.
>>547971821
>>547963412and that's because his only notable achievement was winning kikkasho, which was already on the way out as an important race, and his pedigree was shit in the era of Sunday Silence domination
>>547974738>unity finale triangle all 5>win all 5Don’t trust her lies.
>>547975000I personally don't feel anything toward Biwa but she deserves more love
>>547974172Ikuno Dictus when?When can the Iron Lady race?
Why is Curren such a manipulative whore? She'll literally get your cock addicted to her and then dump you to the next guy.
>>547975000Do the Japanese care about head size? I know Koreans are obsessed with it.
Ikuno Dictus bwos...
>>547974738I've found that you need to have your trainee set to the distance that either Bitter Glasse or Little Cocon is on since the NPC teammate umas struggle to beat them most of the time, they can beat the generic umas in the final team pretty reliably so doing it that way increases your chance of getting 3/2 instead of 2/3
Do you guys go for rainbows or ballmax on the first summer?
>>547974506Someone has to be in front if you're in a room of a late/end mix and especially if it's oops all end closers. I've been inspired last night to do a Groundwork Tickezo or something that promotes her because I saw these and it made me laugh.>>547901695 >>547901898 >>547901962
>>547975372The NPC umas that tag along with Bitter and Cocon are no joke either though. I've had many situations where I beat the NPC's but my fairly well-built umas lost to the NPC's.
>>547973931i literally just got on to ask this. what the fuck is this bullshit?
Reninder that only zoomers and ojisans like Teio
If grey horses are genetic assholes, why was real mcqueen normal then?
>>547972850>replies to the post only to complain about random brown peopleIt's exactly the kind of disgusting behavior I'd expected from a Tachyonposter. You don't care about mourning the horse, you just want to feel superior to someone else.
>>547974585>even small penises>6 inches is considered small now4 inch bros… we never stood a chance…
>>547974738>3 Xs>win a full sweep Don't trust the green woman ever
>>547972980Kentucky, apparently
>>547974325I still find it funny that no one clocks Digital as a burger despite being related to the big red machine
>>547975720>Kentucky Umas either larp as mexican japanese or texanSucks for them
>>547975605You got it all wrong, 4 inches is more than enough for mares. You have the stamina to make them climax.
>>547974738Tazuna's lie is even more obvious when going against D ranked team. You'll have Xs and △s but win all 5
Cafe WILL be mine.
>>547974345The only reason I know you're wrong is because of horsefucker anon from /a/ way back in the day
>>547975721I mean none of the horse fans realized that that real horse was a carbon copy of THE secretariat so it makes sense>looks familiar? eh must be my imagination
>>547975721That’s because she adopted the form of an otaku so well that the only giveaway she isn’t Japanese is the fact that she spouts random philosophy quotes at you (probably because of her dad so she read a lot of books)
>>547973641>>547973428isn't running with End G just not going to activate any of his skills at all?
>>547973428>>547973641Does that thing even have a chance to win? How bad is Turf C?
>>547976310
which umas have high affinity with cafe
>double S>none of the recovery events finishThis game is so dogshit, it's unbelievable.
>>547974585Can horses actually wiggle their ears like that when being expressive?
>>547971423I HATE GOLD SHIP GAME
>>547976751IIRC the reference doc says that style rank doesn't affect skill activation
>>547976873I've seen them do it from random videos
>>547976642>meanwhile everyone and their mom calling weeb wonder a burger at every present opportunity to point out she is oneHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>547962659Ho? Interesting plan you got there
>>547976934>that style rank doesn't affect skill activationWhat the fuck. What's the point of style affinity then
>>547976814as expected, half of these aren't even in global yet.
>>547976751You just fail the race witchecks, but not skill witchecks. I ran an end closer debuff Grass for CM4 and she uses all her skills just fine
>>547976960>>54797687390% of the time they're doing it to try and make flies go away
>>547977112I love Unity Cup giving me a reason to click guts facility level 3.
>>547977115Wit is used for more than skills lil bro
The only gaslight I ever fell for was Gemini’s 1200 Stam and 2 golds. That shit made me send 600 power umas that got fucked on the first uphill and lose horribly
>>547977189what are the race witchecks?
>>547976759Who the fuck would want to have children with king?
>>547962942Maybe Geraldina? her daughter btw
>>547976873They can but not as muchYou have to understand that uma musumes are like 50%human 30%horse10%dog(ear movement)10%cat(tail movement)because horses don't do the last two as much as umas do
>>547977276This track has secret power and wit thresholds where you want 901 power and 901 wit to maximize bonus speed
>>547977276On top of my head, Overtaking Mode which causes your uma to move sidewards while speeding up, and Downhill acceleration which saves stamina and increases your acceleration
>>547977292where's the mod that puts panties in the game?
>>547977217>>547977112Isn't this animation problematic because R*ssia invaded Ukraine?
does she stand a chance? be honest :c
Grass Wonder is a very delicate, pure and true Yamato Nadeshiko
AMERICAN UMASTAY AWAY FROM MEEEEAMERICAN UMAMAMA LET ME BEEE
>>547977474Cossacks arent really Russian or Ukranian
>>547975502if it's double take it on a hard to get stat/something you only have one support of it's lv5 which is what you're chasing with the facilities
>>547963389why is the child not black
>>547977505TOO MANY GOLDEN RECOVERIES
>>547977276Wit is a component of the formula for your uma's speed before the last spurt. You know those times when your uma is following behind another uma and she speeds up to overtake? Wit check. Or when your uma is about to be overtaken but she suddenly speeds up to avoid it? Also a wit check. Sometimes your Uma will speed up when going downhill (and this reduces stamina consumption). You guessed it, she needs to pass a wit check to do that.
>>547977505not enough recoveries
>>547977505Your Turf S?
Roughly an hour per jiggie room. Next uphttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>547977308>Bro doesn't want busty Tiara winning daughter with gorilla strength
>>547977474A country can't invade itself anon
>>547976759
>>547977505She's got the same odds of winning an SS+ Taishit has. 0.
>>547977856but im training my aces!!!!
>>547977565BUT I NEED THEM 850 STAM IS TOO LOW>>547977604AHHHHHH>>547977791i was lucky enough to get long s
how do you build pace chasers for cm6?what accel is good?
>>547978000you don't have to play. i'm not even playing, just hosting the room and listening to the music queue
>>547978064There aren't any
>>547978064isn't every accel that isn't Straightaway Spurt/Encroaching Shadow basically fucked on Kyoto long
>>547977964>The little retard is Kitasan's momLife finds a way to throw a curveball
>>547978064Highlander has a 50% chance of being goodIf you bring your own front no stopping me can be semi-reliableHead-on for full gamba Angling and scheming if you think you can pace promote.
>>547977964
>>547963534
>>547978192>>547978260what the fuck are you meant to run then? 3 ends?
>>547978260NSM will work on this track, if you want to play pace you'll just have to play a sacrificial front for an NSM target
>>547978260the main character of the acceleration game is now no stopping me
>>547978418Yeah pretty much
>>547978418yes, the only difference from gemini cup is that there's now more than two functional end closers in the game for you to put on your team.
>>547978426nta but does that work? I thought you couldn't trigger skills off of your teammates just like debuffs don't apply on them.
Which umas are the least for (You)? From what I can see even the less loving umas can still be read as for (You) if you delude yourself enough over the one or two events where there's a hint of romance, but which ones do you feel like you really have to want to believe in order to take them as having an interest in (You)?From the ones I have, I feel like Taishin would be my pick. Most outwardly hostile Umas just naturally mellow out enough throughout their careers that the gap between the start and end is enough to make you feel like she's developing something, but I feel like even by the end Taishin has basically only arrived at "ok I'm not actively annoyed by you as much, you're a good trainer and I appreciate you". The most romantic events she has in my view are cooking for you in the valentines event and punishing you for not taking care of yourself in the hot springs event, but even those feel kind of restrained when taking into account that both valentines and hot springs are usually explicitly meant for farming romantic scenarios.
>>547978351lol
>>5479784183 ends, 2 ends 1 pace can work with lucky pace, runaway/front to catapult a pace like daiwa, mcqueen, mtg and an end also does well.
No one remember I existNot my sister Teio, not my mother Rudolf, not my classmate the golden generation.It's fineHere I stand, here I'll remain>Symboli Rudolf's last star
>>547978632Are you stupid? She treats you better than she treats her actual best friends in the world. If you're this blind then you don't deserve to see.
How do I build Long aces in Aoharu? I just copy pasted the 3 spd 3 wit for mile CM from here. But that doesn't work for Long training, does it? I want to train my wife Brian, is she good after the buff?
>>547978426A single Front isn't reliable. Single Fronts get overtaken by Pace chasers before the final spurt, especially if they are shit sacrificial Fronts.
>>547978840not seeing a pick for who's less for (You) than she is
>>547978893Bro your Air Shakur?
>>547978609Uh, I hope it does. Wiki says only debuffs don't really affect your team.
>>547978863hot damn look at those swinging maestros
>>547978829her baby tanuki is cute
>>547978964/umajp/ is two pages down buddy
>>547978893I told you that you don't deserve to see. Try actually loving your umas.
>>547978676
>>547978863Cygames, new Brian alt right here! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Finally
>>547979257
>>547979589
>>547978863>But that doesn't work for Long training, does it?No. For Brian you could probably go 2-3 speed, Riko, Rice Power for Swinging Maestro, and other cards to fill the space A Power card with a Stam bonus, wit cards, etcGet NSM if you can, but if you feel like you can't get enough stam (900 at least even with one recovery) then you can pick Rice's team name and settle for Cooldown as a backup recovery
>>547979563please understand, horse owners made cygames swear off of sexo alts after S.Maru and Mummy Creek
BRING BACK 5 BORROWS, WHY DO YOU WANT ME PLAYING YOUR GAME LESS?
>>547974692Better than being a>tachyon tranny
Jesus, can you two just suck each other off?
The Mejiro family has been disgraced...
>>547979876t. Daiwa's trainer
>>547979746Nishino Flower gets a wedding alt though?
>>547979746It can't be, you lie. YOU LIE!
Nishino Deflowered
>>547979761They want you playing moreJust not for free
>>547980049look through the future alts and weep
>>547979601
>>547979761Wait what the fuck, it's over?
>>547980115
>>547979698I have r riko mlb, worth using it or should I borrow ssr riko mlb? I have lb2 power Rice so my borrow slot is opened up. No wit card for long training?
>>547979746>wedding hishiama isn't sexo for themFags
>>547980115>>547980238By me
>>547978964redpill me on Shakur's campaign, does she just never warm up to you?or is it just because she's kinda ugly
>>547980293>hijab skinlol
Good night friends!!!!
>>547975505Why Tickezo? I was also thinking of experimenting with a groundwork build on a pace or late.
>>547980293it's probably the only one even in contention, but even so I think there's a clear gap in showiness between S.Maru/Mummy Creek and her
What'll it be?
>>547980175
>>547980415gn gn
>>547980415good night tanukibro
>search matikane in booru >select the first result >it was matikanetannhauserI completely forgot Mambo's name isn't Mambo.Anyways, ODDS ROLL EVEN SLEEP
>>547980647DON'T DO IT
>he can only play games if every female character is naked and spends all their time sucking off the selfinsert metaphorically and literallyIs all media just an extension of porn to you lot
>>547980728TOO LATEGOOD NIGHT
>>547980526
There's rampant sexual relationships happening between trainers and umas in Tracen. What is the director doing?!??
>>547980790Should've posted that during peak indo hours, you coward
>>547980790who are you quoting
>>547980790No one said this. People are discussing the fact that there's not that many horny skins, and it hasn't been framed as a negative for anyone besides the one guy who wanted Brian to have her tits out.
>>547980790Yep. Unironically yes. Is that a problem, bitch?
>>547980363Dunno about her career but based on her bond stories its not that she doesnt like the trainer but she doesnt trust his motives for scouting her and doesnt think she needs a partner that isnt her computer program, and as such is standoffish till you straight up tell her to her face that the reason you are trying to get close to her is because she is important to (you).After that she starts to let the trainer approach her and starts entertaining his antics.
>>547980897Secretly encouraging it to bring up the uma population
>>547970207it actually worked surprisingly
>>547980250always avoid borrowing riko
>>547980894
>>547980995>"Biko magnet" returns literally nothing>one million people in the thread saying "waow it's confirmed real"are you just purposely trying to induce further schizophrenia in this already schizo thread
https://twitter.com/cd_sola/status/1993622399103992074
>>547980945>besides the one guy who wanted Brian to have her tits out.And this desire is a problem because?
>>547981451>this desire is a problemNo one said this either.
>>547981389What?
>>547981143but wouldn't the horse girl age faster tho?
>>547981143
>>547981563>>547981389meant for >>547964395 whoops
Phew... Was worried that I would lose my retention streak for a while there.
>>547981583did you see Oguri's mom and Tamamo's mom? there is no way they age faster
>>547981583Isnt that just an assumption that some anons parrot for no real reason
>>547973270I'm the oppositeFemales sucking off stallions
>>547981603desu im kinda disappointed artists default to the kids just being carbon copies of the umas
Reminder that all umamusume have had children at around 18 unlike the average real human female that starts trying to get pregnant at the barren age of 35 then gives birth to a very autistic blue archive fan
>>547981995umas are half animals so it kinda makes sense
uh oh melty
>>547982078nothing wrong with peak fighting games
Thoughts on this purebred American horse?
>>547981603
>>547982268I thought Digitan was a pure otaku who didn't look at her oshis in a sexual way... I feel betrayed...
>>547982224Who's fucking kid is that, she has neither digitan's or my hair color.
>>547982241Cute girlWish we got to see the picture of young taiki that her parents emailed to the trainer
So is Unity better for building umas or is regular better?I know Unity has Spirit Bursts but you have to focus on trainings that may be supoptimal to get those and the best stat gains from Unity events.
>>547979556https://x.com/Starbind_S/status/1990420628919218681?s=20
I got a (You) but I can't find itWell it is probably nothing important
https://x.com/trilo33355555/status/1993653027363082313
>>547982376Anon, digitan has wet condition as default skill...And can you blame her, look at this first rate butt.
>>547981695>519kuhh bros am I save with 534k?
>>547982251
>>547982432Unity shits out far more stats because of the spirit bursts, and clicking suboptimal trainings to charge them isn't actually as suboptimal as in URA because they cost less energy and you don't have the opportunity cost of not leveling a facility.
>>547982548So is she supposed to be some kinda chunni or something?
>>547982642I don't know if I like this image, it taunts me
>>547982432Unity for aces, URA for parents.
>>547982537
>>547982642I wonder if umas can get pregnant only when they are in heat
>>547982610sexoo
>>547982684You're probably borderline. It depends on whether people play more over Thanksgiving/Black Friday or less. I expect it will be less.
a pace chaser will win next cm
>>547982642
>>547982705
>>547983102homo free since 2023
>>547982642did trainer-san lose his hands in a factory accident?
>>547975535>normalmcqueen was one of the friendliest horses everliterally everyone (except for his crush Ikuno Dictus, ironically) got along with himhe was so friendly he even managed to make Sunday Silence himself chill out
>>547982863Well, it doesn't have anything to do with being in heat, reproductive seasons help animals have offspring in favorable enviroments. The whole being in heat thing is just a natural cue to say that its better to have sex now than later.
>>547982984>You're probably borderlineI already hear this way too much irl to see it when I open /uma/ as well
>>547983375naruhodo
>>547983098yeppers
>>547983009Yes.
why are most of the umas so erotic?
>>547983550You replied to the wrong post, you can't delete this one fast enough
>>547983638ruthless
>>547983597Because they wear clothes and aren't goonerslop design/personality so moments of ero are ++++++ effective
>>547983597In order to make more umas.Eventually it will become a world of purely human men and umas.
>>547983279
>>547983009Stego a cute! Stego love!
>>547983638yep im a retard post stays up
>members onlynow i've seen everything. and i thought henry was one of the good ones
>@VF
>>547975535>>547983370The real title of friendliest horse probably goes to another gray, Biwa, who was so incredibly relaxed and easy to handle that he actually got to keep his balls after retiring as a stallion, which is almost unheard of.
Fucking Hishi Akebono until I die or she's pregnant!
I wish Daiwa Scarlet didn't end up being just "the girl who fights with Vodka". She's was an awesome horse, and the uma is just incredibly hot, not built to be a lesbian.
>>547983784he saw people making fun of him on /uma/ and he's damage controlling now
Because of Rice's POT5, isn't she arguably a meta tier pace for Libra? it looks like both highlander and descend will be good, add A&S to that.. Definitely see why EC is being touted as the must go to since SWSpurt will fire almost immediately but many usual suspects wont (pump etc)
>>547984338She's built for a litter of ningen children.
New jiggie back uphttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>547983748
>>547984351>everyone knows about and cares about our mid-sized general on a declining imageboard
>>547983784>posting VF losingI expect some blatant witgod slander soon
>>547984338>built to be a lesbian.With who?Vodka thirsts for her trainer so it cant be that one.
Yes, I am Super Creek's trainer, how did you know?
>>547984338Cygames were playing safe with the first umas
>>547984663I'm not against architects, but I really don't understand why they like fat faces too.
>It's more gray wifeslop pablum>complete with generic little personalityless (you)-spawnYou guys are so boring sometimes
>gives you Gourmand
>>547984463if you get very very lucky, then they will fire at the exact right time, and you will simply get passed by an end closer who activated no stopping me because end closers just have better speed coefficients. but most of the time, they will fire at the wrong time and rice will not even pretend she's going to try to win.
>>547984816fuku would say that actually
>hydrates you
>>547984338But it's funny tho
>>547984847It's true she did give me Gourmand today. She won't be getting hit, this time.
fucking FINALLY an A-finals grade Golshi, time to do this all over again with Top Cun
>>547975295Context is that biwa the horse IRL had a huge head.Also, a really furry hide during the winter, thus the big hair.
>>547984569
>>547984338>MUH NO YURI>post ugly ass artWhy do self insert fags lack so many braincells? You know nothing is ever truly canon right? They can be both. You flaming faggot. Also female trainer option is literally always a toggle away so (You) fags are extra obnoxious saying it has to be hetero always
>>547984816I take constructive criticism
>>547975295weird thing to be obsessed about when they're all midgets with big heads and short limbs
>>547985028You're hurting me anon. It's cute, but you're hurting me.
Why can’t yurifags and selfinsertchuds just get along?
>>547985182just enjoy
>Paizuri bookworm gave me +4 nimble navigator hintsI apologize
>>547984857ah yeah they can fire on the early ones... I'm aiming for a pace promote and debating who to try and use. I won gem with biwa promote but real dif ballgame here, and my only EC atm is gship technically. (maybe ill make rudolf/MTG ends)
>female trainer is an optionI don't remember Daiwa Scarlet's trainer being a female irl
>>547985220I wonder this often. It's really not a big deal to just enjoy it seperately no?
>>547980426not him, but Tickezo just happened to be the funniest choice that kinda works. Late Opera can work too, or whoever among late surgers who has an ult that doesn't require you to be at the back or overtaking someone.
>>547985039You sound angry.
>>547984815That's tasteful compared to a lot of stuff out there. And chubby cheeks are made for squishing.
>>547985304I don't remember Daiwa Scarlet looking like a thick breedable goddess irl either
>>547985362>>547985220From this day forth, all Umas are bisexual.
>>547985441Skill issue
>>547983784That guy has always been a massive faggot begging for some donations lol. Did his spreadsheet come across to you as 'intended for the community' rather than as a means for him to solicit money?That's why I urge people to use this site made by someone scraped off of his excel https://umacarats.netlify.app/
>>547985028
>>547985220Us real all-rounders are both, just like the hentai icon herself
>>547977292holy cute!
>>547985406Speaking passionately does not mean one is angry. I simply detest feeble minded fellows.
I really fucking hate you guyslike REALLY hate you
>>547985441She was.
>>547985362the problem is that a large portion of posters on generals like these think it's funny to play up fake rivalries, another large portion thinks the rivalries are real due to a lack of stimuli in their lives making them grasp onto fabricated conflict as something to invest their feelings into, and yet another large portion thinks it's funny to rile up the second group.
>>547985642What a dirty voyeur.
>>547983390Borderline what? Obese? Retarded? Personality disorder?
This retarded game keeps putting my King on Long when she has like 300 stam
>>547985642Finally a girl who understands my very specific tastes.
>>547985220most of the time its people who don't even play the game that try to start the yuri fights. They did it a lot more a few months ago, they've mostly gone away but still resurface90% of the time /uma/ is fine with either
>>547985539I would make Taishin wear this at night
For me, it's gray umas
>>547985220I love Tama x Me but I also love Tama x Oguri, and not in a threesome way.
Finally... this will be my last CM without MLB kitasan....
>>547985642>says this while openly ogling kingu's ass and passing out just from touching other umaslying to us and herself
>>547982408you think digitan has natural pink hair?
Kawakami WHEN desu wa
>>547985716>Personality disorder...
>>547985039>>547985583You misunderstand my intentions. I do not hate yuri. I simply think that Daiwa is incredibly hot and built to be cuddled by trainers.
>>547985901She seems like a fun character but not quite to the degree that I'd set aside 30k carats for her
>>547985874Digitan mentioned Kingu's caboose. I'm going to need some evidence to see if her ass is first-rate or not.
>>547985798
>>547985885why wouldn't she? there's mint and blue hair umas.
>>547985730Flexible characters really confuse whatever logic the game uses to build Unity teams. I think it just tries to max out the amount of rating in each category or something because I've seed it assign umas with C/D proficiency and leave someone with A proficiency on the bench.
>>547985874>fresh young UmasDigitan is... problematic diddy ahh blud media?
I FUCKING HATE THIS. CHEVAL LOVES ME, NOT THAT UGLY BITCH.
>>547986106what?
>>547985968I mean, a female trainer on average would be far more likely to cuddle an uma.
>>547985952sweaty degenerate otaku sex with digitan where she tries (and fails) moves she's seen in eromanga
>no stripes bikini summer taikiWhy did they pick the hag and the boring one to put on display?
>>547986070Lets not forget Twin Turbo, and her teeth, let alone the hair.
Mares are absolutely out of control and Tracen MUST do something about it
>>547985730It feels like auto-select prioritizes your uma on longs, then mediums if your horse has the aptitude for it
I'm parent farming in URA scenario right now and it’s hard to imagine how much simpler life used to be. With all the upcoming scenario in the following year this will become nostalgiacore.
>>547986051
>>547986170Won my first URA Finale with this cowtitted cowgirl. Truly peak performance.Stam is stored in the boobs.
>>547986173Pal, I'm never forgetting Twin Turbo and her teeth
>>547986189I haven't played URA since Unity Cup released...
>>547986189Ura is needed for new players to learn the basics. Imagine how confused they'd be if only Unity was available
>>547986152Male or Female doesnt matter.The uma WILL get their cuddles.By force if necessary.
>>547986220NTR! NTR! I love NTR! Post more NTR!
>fresh young Umas
>>547986220
>>547986369why is she always drawn so steamy?
>>547986447Digitan loves juvenile fillies!
>>547986447>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>547986541
>>547986106Digi sounds like diddy
So this is what no CM does to a general... We need to go faster. One CM a week and all the shitposting will go away.
>>547986541GHRHRHEUW8SUDHR FATTER!@@@ NIBBLE THAT TUMMY!!!!!
>>547986615>>547986556She runs herself to panting exhaustion every time no matter what, thus: Steamy sweaty Taahbo
>>547986556she's young and small so her body heat is high and she's always running so she's sweaty, her body's a sauna
>>547985220I ship Brian with myself and also like pairing her with Hishiama. I think the issue mostly comes from self inserters that really, REALLY hate yuri no matter what the context is but there are definitely yurifags are are giga delusional about their ships. Shipping of all kinds should be seen as harmless fun as long as the shippers remember that its all fictional and not canon. Most if not all umas are for (You) to some degree so it'd be silly to assert that any of the yuri pairings are canon.
>>547986815I'm already out of borrows because fuck you cygames
>>547986371Are your parent runs ok?
>>547986815Not when that heavy 3200m CM comes around, then the gaslighting will grow to levels you've never seen before.
>>547986998We already had that..
>cant reach 1200 with 3 speed cards>decide to bring 4 speed cards>they're always separated and never together or together when not in speedThis was my last borrow too. I may actually be losing it
>>547986815this is what a LONG CM does this to this general. everyone is either banging their head against a wall until they hit 1200/1200/1200 or taking a break until the CM is over
>>547986220I don't really "get" this japanese obsession with purity and being overly embarrassed at romantic or affectionate actionslike in this scenario she's married and has a kid already, yet she's this embarrassed about it? it just feels so weird to me
>>547986750
>>547987071which cards do you use?
>>547985220Because I don't like yuri, faggot. It's that simple
>>547987058We did? Alright, tell me what you build for that particular CM, then.
I should've gone front, but I got cocky with my full double circles stats.>tfw beaten by a turkey on thanksgiving
>>547962213Newbab here, can I just roll for the girls I like, build lineages with them and pigback on fren cards? Or do I need to meta slave my rolls to complete careers and mid tier challenges/events?
>>547987214The 3cards run was without the Spe but with Daiwa power welfare.
>>547986447
>>547987419you don't need to meta slave unless you get gaslit into believing you have to win every CM.
>>547987142incels can't comprehend that their pure waifu would growing more mature and become an ara ara mommy
>>547987142it's because her child walked up to her and directly told her to make a baby with her dad.
>>547987531>posts a meta slave uma
>>547987419meta only matter for PVP, if you don't care about that you can do whatever
>>547987419The only meta slave rolls you need to do is with cards. Otherwise you can just have fun with your favorite uma unless you want to take it easy, then meta the uma too.
>>547987642That's not wedding mayano
>>547986897me taking the pic
>>547987642>top cun>2* with a trash ult>middling affinities>metaslaveAre you retarded
>>547987423Who is your trainee and which distance? I can already tell lack of wit cards is your problem, but I would need more info to recommend a deck.
>>547986696
>>547987642which sloptuber told you she was meta
feels good mayne
>>547987758
>>547987642Maya is an f2poor uma
>>547987786It's Rice with 10% stamina and 20% guts. For next CM
>>547987393I had a Teio with 4 gold recovery, she won maybe once or twice. My TT Gold Ship (that I can't find anymore) without spurt carried me to A Finals, placing 2nd. I genuinely can't remember who was my 3rd, since I skipped all the races.
>>547987724>>547987780>free accel for every running style>free Gold NimbleShe's meta. Cope and seethe all you want
>>547987689>CardsYeah, that's what I am trying to avoid, their rates seems dogshit and I have a personnal beef against gachas who force you to get duplicates of an already rare event. The fact that you don't get free card pulls also hurt a ton
>>547987419The quality of your support cards matters more than metaslaving. It sounds like you're relatively new to the game, so I would recommend saving for the Kitasan Black card banner next month and then doing whatever you want from there.
>>547987860He either probably took it from Moomoo or VF. They're always somehow rating her high
>>547988001You gotta at least build up a decent library of SRs, no two ways about it. SSR hunting isn't really necessary, just pick a good SSR banner to pull for SRs on, so you might pick up some of the banner cards along the way.The welfare SSRs will be your best friends
>>547986897Why is the onus on shippers to not care and not the self inserters, both are delusional. And there ARE some Umas like Helios with Ruby or Digitan with everyone that are into each other, but no matter how much someone like Mayano comes onto the trainer it will always be delusional to say she loves you, because you exist and she doesn't.
>>547987419You lose on about ~3-4k carats a month by not metaslaving so overall not that much considering you'd also not spend those carats in the first place
>>547987943Well, that power isn't going to get you anywhere, but you'll live especially with the heavy ground.
>>547987967sparks that you can get on an uma with a real unique make your first point irrelevant, and having NSM! literally won't matter til MANT when its availability plummets.
>>547988001You can make any uma top tier with good cards, but not the other way around.Even the most meta umas will struggle if you have a shit deck
If we had 10 borrows a day everyone would be playing the game instead of shitposting.
So, I feel like i'm doing shit wrong.I have a bunch of 4* umas, and potential 3's across the board, but when do I stop pulling for honse and focus more on cards?What's the honse-pull to card-pull ratio?
>>547988001Sadly this game's main source of progress is with cards and not the uma. You're forced to at least pull for meta cards or at least pull for Kitasan's banner to see real progress, then maybe you can start pulling for uma after.
Why is Christmas Oguri a "powercreep"?
>>547988192>that are into each otherlol Ruby doesn't give a shit about Helios that way. The onus is on shippers because you retards don't actually read the stories, faggot
>>547988287Do you have a good set of MLB SRs for multiple styles and distances? If yes, don't worry. If no, pull cards.
>>547988007>>547988257Man, that suck balls. Do I also need to hold hold hold my f2p gems for months in anticipating for good cafd banners since my resources will be limited? Just shoving SR speed+stamin cards with a few other stats sprinkled on will sufficent?
>>547988287it has always been at least 10 to 1, support cards are what makes the runs, the umas themselves are just facilitatorsjust pull for umas you like
>>547988421I have no clue. I'm pretty surface level scrub to this. I'll get a screenshot.
>>547988234Yeah but having 4 gold recoveries during CM2 was funny enough for me
>>547988386Illiterate retard, can't even read the posts you're responding to
>>547987967>>free Gold NimbleWith no discount, while you get NSM just for completing career. She's not meta
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>547988287this is a card game, featuring horse girls.
>>547987940Of course it would be someone I don't own. Try KSB, Sweep, Riko, two wits with high specialty priority (Marvelous and Welfare Dober maybe), and Haru Urara. I'm not sure if that gets you to the stam threshold, but you can gamble with Rice's built in Cooldown as a third recovery if it doesn't. Inheriting Pure Heart is another SP efficient recovery.
>>547988048
>>547988615>337 images>crying for the baker>>547988525If you're not sure, it's worth sparking the Kitasan Banner just to get your feet under you. You'll get a better sense for what you lack as time goes on
>>547988736I have...... hmmm...... none of these!
2 or more mood downs in a row should be disabled for borrowed runs
>>547988858Start saving then or if you are rich start swiping
>>547988287If you already have everyone at or above 3 stop pulling then either paid daily pull trainees for that 3% rainbow chance or wait for the god banner. There's also a couple banners where we'll get free pulls which make sparking easier.It's also like $40 cheaper to gamble with the paid carat banners we'll get every 4 months or to outright use the vouchers.>when do I focus on cardswhen some good banner shows up that has those cards that are on the JP borrow decks (ie. kitasan + fine motion)
>>547988858Only the first column is out...
>>547988615Do you think Tickezo would be friends with Captain Caveman?
>>547988858only like 5 of them are even out bwo
>>547988331Her unique is an accel, speed boost, and heal in one. And you can kind of fix its trigger timing so you'll always have accel at a good spot
>>547988496There are some damn good SRs, especially at MLB. A few of the welfare SSRs are also very good, including the one available right now. We know what all of the banners will be so planning out carat spending is relatively simple. It's recommended to always have enough carats/tickets for 200 pulls so you can reach pity if necessary. Unused pity points do not carry over and turn into a useless currency when the banner they're on ends.
>>547985583oh you MAD mad
>>547988689I'll try though I'm out of borrows now. I could try it with my own stamina sparks and see if I can max speed while also getting good power. Thanks
>>547988496yeah, most cards will not be viable before you have multiple copies, so don't pull before you have enough gems for a spark. That's 30.000 gems.Thankfully we can look at the japanese server to check if a future card is good or not.The most meta card right now is Kitasan black, and she'll have a rerun banner soon.
>>547988386I didn't mean that one was mutual and even used Digitan as its other example for an Uma being into another Uma. But if you want one that's a more 2 way street, Sakura Chiyono O and Mejiro Ardan are an example.The point still remains either way, both sides in this can be delusional and neither has more of a responsibility to be civil. But also that when there are some Umas that are definitely not straight, it is more delusional in the end to insist the fictional character loves you than that some of them love some of the others.If I argue Jungle Pocket loves Mr CB I'm about as delusional as someone insisting Tachyon is actually factually in love with him, if I do the same for Helios loving Ruby that's another story.
>>547989138It's rude to point at people. Stop that.
>>547986397Billions must be spoiled
>>547988331For umas the answer to this question is basically always "she has a good unique.">>547989193Giving it a shot with your own parents just to see where you land makes sense. I can't hit the speed cap on long runners either, so I just focus on hitting the stamina threshold so they can at least finish the race.
>>547989329The JP commentary on the Super Creek translation has been pretty funny
>>547987558yeah and most moms would react with amusement at that instead of stammering and blushing like a high schooler
Teio ToT
>>547989114>200 pullsIsn't that a fuckton of carats tho? I don't know for how long I will keep getting those gems easily. And about the deck building, do just getting strong cards with the skills I want will be enough, or should I plan around "team-working" training strats?
Would you date a girl irl that had the personality and mental capacity of an Uma girl?
>>547989535Depends on the uma in question
This is fucked up, why is this allowed? I don't have practice poor.
>>547989535>mental capacity of an Uma girlYes, it's about time we get women with more than 1 braincell
One of them isn't like the others
>>547989329I WANT IT
Is there a place that just flat out says what the bare minimum stats are for each run type, assuming AA or SS stat line?
My umas:Not pictured, Nice Natie and Doto - both 3*-3pot1/3
>>547988741
>>547989535>women but hyperfixated on racing rather than being backstabbing whoresThat would be an improvement
How important is Pump for Libra cup?
>>547989494Join one of the /uma/ clubs for the monthly reward, try to maintain at least class 5 in team trials, and do the events as they come out, and it's honestly not that bad. If you can place well in CM, that's at least one ten pull right there. Hell, you get a decent amount just for watching the character cutscenes in the story tab.
>>547989305Uma is a bishoujo game, every single uma is into the player character by default, some more some less but that doesn't matter at all. Shipperfags get crumbs here and there and then pretend every uma is like that when vast majority are closer to Buena Vista than Helios
>>547989594We do, but most of them aren’t cute and funny irl. More like irritating and fatiguing
>>547989535Is the joke that women in modern society, being somehow vapider than women who were not allowed to learn to read, are dumber than anime protagonists who, for the most part, behave like middle schoolers?
>>547989535Sure, why not?
>>547989714Cards:2/3
>>547989817and again, my point is that while shipping can be delusional it can also have backing in canon. Waifufagging is delusional by default because the fictional character does not love you.
>>547988192>Helios with RubyEw no. At least pair Ruby with Mirako (thin)
>>547989305I think it's more delusional to think a dance event implies something just to fit your headcanon
>>547989494>Isn't that a fuckton of carats tho?30k. The relatively free carats and monies will dry up pretty fast once you collect all the race trophies and you'll be more reliant on gibs and special events. Keep in mind though, free pull tickets also count so you don't need to get all the way to 30k.As for deck building, certain cards like Kitasan Black (always borrow this) and Riko (in Unity specifically) are mandatory. After that, attribute type is usually what you go off of. For example, a Unity deck is usually 2 speed, Riko, 2 wit, one flex card.
>>547989802Not important, you can still take it if you want but if you're 6th by the time corner comes you're probably already losing.
>>547988048>>547988741>>547989732Don't post my wife without my cons... You know what, fine, I will let this one slip. She is way too cute
>>547989916Im literally the trainer.He is me.
>>547989878Cards:3/3So yeah, this is what I have. Everything below is all greys, so feedback appreciated.
>>547989494>200 pulls30k carats but it can be cheaperThere's the pink tickets which you shouldn't be spending and if you buy the $7 monthly pack you get an extra 1500 free carats and then 500 paid carats which can lower the cost of sparking (reaching 200) a banner by a thousand
>>547989582practice poor is just an additional failure chance you can fail any percent that isn't 0 (hell 0 used to have a chance to fail from a floating point error)
>>547989535If she looked and acted like Gran Alegria yeah
>>547989916The player character is literally you in this case, you can choose the name and all. I can understand someone being unable to self insert in a game where the MC is an established character but that is not the case in uma, and cygame's intentions are very clear in this department
Did anyone ever find out what causes some Umas to swing so far wide during late race?
>>547989535You have to scrape the absolute bottom of the Umamusume barrel to find something comparable to the average Western woman. So yes.
Waiting for wit god's video before I make aces.
>>547990132When you do the uma story training, they all have the same sort-of start and pace. Does that mean only one encounter is the canon one?
>>547989494it's 30.000 carats. An active f2p player can get that in about 2.5-3 months, and it will be even faster if you have a new account. Cygames has been rather generous as well, and given us multiple 10 rolls.
It's ontology night in /uma/. Quick, write 10000 words on whether the being-qua-being of a work of art is distinct from that of the work's subject. Include any necessary digressions on the history of depiction in western painting. Consider the attached image: is it true to state that ceci n'est pas une wife?
>>547984045hishi miracle's another really friendly horse that got to keep his balls after retirement
why threads always goes to shit every time we get close to page 9?
>>547989916The main character. The trainer. Is LITERALLY YOU if you lived in a world of uma and you got off your ass and did something with your life. What about this eludes you?
>>547990097I somehow failed at 0% a while ago and this explains so much
>>547990269He's a literal fatfuck that will sneeze at you if you don't have food. But yes
>>547990314It's alternate universe you, like how the umas are alternate horsegirl versions of the actual horses, given human form.Some guys have small brains dw bro.
>>547990132>>547990314I'm not sure how to properly explain to you that fiction and reality are separate, this is the delusion in question.
>Happy MeekI sleep>Plappy MeekReal shit.
>>547990209They are literally all seperate instances of (you) scouting a uma anon.Its an umamusume multiverse of madness.
>>547990209They are all canon to themselves, it's basically just different visual novels that all have a self insert.
>>547989305nta but I want to pick your brainConsidering JP players claim that trainers in careers of later Umas have more of an cactual personality if someone claims that a character is for the trainer, as in the character of the trainer, not themselves, would that be equal to shipping? From what I have seen from JP players, Ardan is really into the trainer in her career and so there is the question of which has more "backing" Ardan with Chiyono or Ardan with trainer
if we still had 5 borrows we wouldn't have this problem
>>547990301The thread's about die in like 5 minutes so may as well shitpost as much as possible until baker-sama does the needful
>>547989916>>547989305you sound annoying as fuck and you're half the reason people hate eachother in herejsut because I can differentiate reality from fiction doesn't mean the fictional character that is written to be in love with me isn't in love with mehow about you show actual proof there are umas that love each other romantically and do not love the trainer (which is me)
>>547990314Nta, but this isn't really true. The early trainers are pretty interchangeable but we're already getting the in-text differences between the trainers with stuff like Taishin's trainer being relentlessly, almost dopily cheerful and optimistic, or Fuku's trainer being able to see supernatural shit. In the future, there's stuff like Dream Journey's trainer having met her as a kid, and being notably naive, or Machan's trainer being a little deranged in the same way she is, buying fully into the mascot thing.
>>547990209>career startsyou're a brand new, virgo platinum trainer>lobby, cm, team trials etcjust turn your brain off
>>547989878>>547989714>>547990057bumping these for>>547988421>>547989000I hope they're still here, I want their feedback.I have a feeling I deffo bigtime need more cards.
>>547989805>>547989994>>547990074Seems grimm..I just wanted to do the careers once in a while and get some enjoyment out of the side events, ya know, play it like a Monster Rancher thingy, but guess Cygames gotta be greedy. Thanks for advice anons, but guess I won't be sticking around if getting the good ending for your Umas is that gem intensive
>>547990057Bad deck.Atleast level up your sweep to 35, she's one of the best SR speed cards.Do you have the grey Riko card?Do you still have the free rainbow/gold crystals and free ssr ticket?
>>547990209Either that or there are an infinite number of expendable torainahs stumbling around.
>>547990648Hell, Hishimi T being the asshole that will do ANYTHING to throw her into the pool vs KS Miracle T being so worried about her frail health can't possibly be the same person
most nips really hate himejoshi/danshi by the way
>>547990772lmaoI don't know what they are telling you but getting the good ending is literally something normies that watch normie streamers were doing by the end of week 1.
>>547990836yeah, the radiation made them retarded
in-game events aren't canon since trainer doesn't exist, they're like puchimas
>>547990648you aren't one simple creature, are you?when you connect with someone you change to match them as much as they change to match you
>>547990836They're useless in a society with a declining birthrate, so yeah...
>>547990775I don't think so. And no crystals.
every trainer is you, there's a reason there's no canon image of you in the game
>>547990772>if getting the good ending for your Umas is that gem intensivewe're talking about making the most out of your limited resources (pulling a single, game defining card)getting the good ending involves borrowing a single card or two (the one we're telling you to pull because otherwise it's going to camp your borrow slot)
>>547990615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjJ-szgcW_MHere's a whole event about Helios being in love with Ruby>>547990473Yes that is shipping, it's 2 predefined characters being together. Different from you, the one behind the screen, declaring that you're with the character.
>>547990723Not them but your cards are kinda shit desu, save and pull for Kita next month. Hopefully you also get some good SR dupes
>>547990836A very good reason, since f*male yurifags tends to be the worst kind of people
>>547990097>>547990368OK SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
>>547982784People say this like URA shits out better sparksI don't think it matters
>>547990250@grok
>>547990772>if getting the good ending for your Umas is that gem intensiveJust to be clear, are you talking about clearing career mode?
>>547991052Alright, cards it is from hereon out.There's no banners i'm interested in for a long fucking time now. I got digitan on my first pull of the banner so I'm A-ok for that.
>>547990772Getting the good ending for each uma isn't hard, you can use average cards for that.But if you're interested in pvp, you NEED the best cards.Nothing wrong with treating the game as a visual novel for waifus
My ship involves me and your mom
>>547991020Ruby off to get fucked by trainer cock again
My ship
>>547991159URA spark is usually better. Fronts want the wit spark from unity but that's higher level. Also URA makes it easier to target skills otherwise yeah just run thru unity with high affinity legacies for lazy parents sure.
>>547991240Damn, this place really is full of architects after all...
>>547991305oof
>>547990772You can clear career mode with a relatively shitty support deck. New umas will be a slow drip feed once you've gone through all the R, SR, and the beginner SSRs, but if you're casual that brick wall is a long way off. I started late August and still have a R uma that I haven't touched yet.
>>547991317But where is the ship headed?
*rapes you*
>>547991305OH NO NO NO NO YURIKEKS DON'T LOOK
what's the point if MANT will make all our current parents useless anyways
>>547990797Yeah, the first thing that struck me when I watched Digitan's story was that her trainer is so new it's basically his first day, whereas with other (you)-trainers it's implied they've been hanging around trying to find a trainee for a little while. You could say that they're all different versions of (you) with different histories, but if different versions of (you) have different histories, circumstances, personalities... It's pretty pointless/trivial to say that's all the same person? The only sense in which they're the 'same' is that they're a PoV character.>>547990957No, I'm saying they have fundamentally different characteristics. Read the posts you're responding to. Also, why are so you so utterly committed to the idea that the player trainer MUST be an empty insert-vehicle, to the point that anything contrary is this triggering for you?
>>547991305never give uphttps://fixupx.com/jpt_struggles/status/1993485836046979450
>>547991441what's the point of any current scenario if cygames is just going to powercreep it in 4 months?
>>547991428can't rape the willing
>>547991490>marry your sisteranon pls
>>547991341I'd agree with you if URA Spark is a guarantee. I'd rather gamble with my whites on Unity, since it's the scenario that gives more skill hints and skill points. Not to mention winning the G1 races is easier because you have higher stats. Buying more skills, for more spark chances, seems more efficient in my opinion.
should I go with Pace spe or Late spe for next CM?
>>547991441>>547991518Why live if we just die?
>>547991460Anon i think you misunderstand(You) are all the trainers in the careers, all of which scout different umas in their own respective universes.But the trainers most certainly arent YOU meaning they dont NEED to have the same personalities or histories.
>>547991613late with groundwork
>>547991159URA spark is better, and getting specific hints is a bit easier, but the main reason you farm parents in URA is because Unity actively punishes you for running optional races. Parents and grandparents should be running like 25 races to boost affinity rating. Aces's race affinity will never matter so they should do Unity for the higher stats.
>>547991305>In real life, Helios never mated with RubyMakes sense why they make her an eternal cuckqueen
>>547990885NTA, but normie cattle will follow the meta advice and cuck themselves out of fun times by doing binding themselves to the meta
>>547991613Pace with groundwork so you snatch lucky pace
>>547991619I wonder about this every day
>>547991613Both will get raped by Golshi anyway so just pick what you like best
>>547991428I wish there were more girl rapists than male rapists in the world…
>>547991490kek, this is like "yeah go have a date with the little simp if you want more of my cock"
>>547991613for long? pace or force her end. Only way late really works is for special since she has a recovery, the new roy card or fantasy wonder superior heal inherit.
>>547991651damn, I wanna scout Ruby and Helios more than ever now
>>547990975If I were you, I'd try to get a spark ready for the kitasan rerun banner next month. I see you already have her at 1LB so if you can atleast get 2 more copies she'll be rather good.In 200 you may also be able to max out your sweep, king and eishin, and get a few copies of R Riko.That will lift up your deck.
BAKER, IT'S PAGE 10
>>547991490Give the Oscar for best editing to this masterpiece
>>547991341>ura sparkIf you already have a 9 URA finale parent then go for a 9 unity one since duplicate sparks have limited activations per inspiration event anyways and all your unity runs are going to have speed/stamina out of the ass.
>>547991651Helios, get in the chair
>>547991757Helios will never beat the cuck chair allegations
Helio's SR card helped me too much in CM3 I'm pulling for her even if she's a cuck failure
>>547991849Ruby looks so good in that dress... but of course it's 2 years away from now
make a dahby demon thread
>>547990772you know, I gotta try casual mode one dayjust slow full-event mode and do a whole career like thatI think I've only done it once or so
>>547991849I will pull for Ruby just to cuck Helios
do not bake
>>547992026>>547992026>>547992026
>>547964989sexo
>>547991460>whereas with other (you)-trainers it's implied they've been hanging around trying to find a trainee for a little whileNTA but Super Creek is the most (you) trainee in global and the trainer is a clueless baby that she sees wandering around lost on the debut race day.
baker san hurry up
>>547991967>Helio'sSHE'S A MEXICAN OLD MAN? That explains a lot
>>547992120>>547992120>>547992120>>547992120
>>547992156retard
>>547992238>>547992281>t. natie
>>547992003Once?! Total?? I do it at least once for every new uma I get Sure, my fan count tanks but fuck danchou
>>547984471Bump since the jiggie website died for a bit and when it came back not everyone else didhttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/umajiggie
>>547992156retardat least update the OP
>>547992493what is there to update?
haha time to try and make a creek parent>accidentally start mummy creek runaaiieee
