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>>547992026
Uma feet
>marked
Is Digitan representative of YOU as a Umamusume fan? Can you see yourself self inserting as her?
I need that Grass Wonder rape fanfic. I fucking love drama in my uma fics
Fukulove!
Digitan LOVE
>>547992032Ruby is one of the more trainer lover umas, Helios is relagated to the cuck chair forever
>>547992026EL CONDOM PASAAAAAAA
Oh wise and reverend anon, oh he who is most high, the skyclipper, the grasshopper, the learned one at the centre of the worldOf this I beseech thee; When is the next trainee banner with rudolph or tm opera o?
When you borrow a parent do you make the parent the male or the female?I like the thought of having my well trained Uma get plapped by a random stranger Uma I found off of Chrono so I always make the borrow a male
>>547992121never forget
>>547992179no, I'm not a yurinigger
Start a family
>>547992026Thanks for baking and updating the threadIt is missing Fine Motion (SR)
We love Nice Nature in this general.
>>547992179Why would I self insert as an uma when I'm a male? Maybe trannies?
>>547992179I can't self insert into a little girl
>>547992179I could insert myself into her sure.
>>547992179I'll self insert in her, and by that I mean my penis
Gentil lil bro (Running while having a concussion)
>>547992205Which one? There's a few of them on Ao3.>>547992179I'm not that serious of an otaku, I'm more on the fakecel side of the spectrum
>>547992335Knocking up Tamachan with triplets…
I will insert self into that little girl
>>547992254I'll let Helios clean out Ruby after I've cummed deep inside her, but only after she has cleaned my dick and balls.
>>547992421inb4 tail complainers
>>547992205Use pixiv
Is guts spark any worth consideration now with the update or is it still dogshit? This is 2 guts 6 pow and 8* long parent btw
>>547992278Rudolf is on the New Year banner, which is one or two after Christmas Oguri.>>547992385Because you have a weak imagination.
>>547992278>When is the next trainee banner with rudolph or tm opera o?Around Christmas and/or New Years.
>>547992297Honestly I've never thought about it.
>>547992452>Helios is for cucks to pullI guess it makes sense, also hot
>>547992421>few of them on ao3Any of them. >>547992476On it
>>547992523>>547992534Ah, thanks
>>547992297Female because uh idk
>>547992508It's probably fine if you can hit the stam threshold, but still inferior to power.
>>547992523I DO NOT CONSENT. HELP M
>>547992343fuck i got dictus and finemo wrong, my bad
>>547992297What?Huh?What??HUH???
>>547992179I self-insert as Digitan's trainer, who rapes other umas while Digitan holds them down.
>>547992297Whichever one is on the right because I select the best one I own on the left and then look for one that compliments her sparks.
surely libra cup isn't in one week
>>547992734>Digitan touching her oshis...
Image Helios, the zoomer girlfailure, rubbing herself raw soaking the bed as she thinks of the pure and innocent Ruby.And at the same time Ruby getting mating pressed, her womb filled up, and kissing me deeply.
>>547992793Dec 9 probably
>>547992358We do not.
>>547992297What kind of cuck nonsense is this?
>>547992583>Any of them.Here you go, this one's pretty good:https://archiveofourown.org/works/71559841?view_adult=true
>>547992804cuck quean
>>547992579No, Helios is for trainer-bulls to pullDon't self-insert as the uma
Do horses get in heat?
>>547992179I can see myself inserting into her, yes.
>>547992908I don't get it
>>547992971Yes. Mares pee a lot when theyre in heat
>>547992804>Kissing meYou're KS Miracle?
>>547992804No?Anon I just imagine fucking both of them, what the fuck are you doing
>>547992026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3b7_KEMOfI
>>547992971Most animals have a breeding season
>>547992971
>>547992804I always thought she was just a happy gyaru friend of everyone but you guys keep posting evidence that she's actually a forever cuck of Ruby and now my image of her is ruined...
>>547993103Who invited their mom to race
>>547992886>grass/speDamn was hoping for one with grass and the trainer>>547993040Cans are used for pool training. That Uma absolutely hates the pool.
>>547993040Hishimi T bang cans together near her dorm room's window to force her to train
>>547993072that's later, you have no visionthreesomes are good, but cuckqueans are so niche and amazing
>>547992971you mean uma? I would say they do, at least I think Narita Taishin's mom implies this
>>547992179No, I'm an actual degenerate, unlike her.
>>547992971>>547993047How often do umas go into heat?How often do I need to lock my door at night?
>>547993114That's because these threads are full of resentful, repressed NTRfags for some reason. Probably the huge indo playerbase. You can think what you want about her anon
Kingu...
Bitch. Staring at young girls all day for "studying the competition" is the only perk of this job. Why would I waste my time looking at you? You got no tits, no ass, narrow hips, short legs and bad cavities from the honey you are eating.
>>547993103she looks much better in 3d compared to her support card arts also she's been carrying my sprints in unity so I'm going to roll for her now
The Director doesn’t want you to know this but training umas while they’re in heat gives you better stat growths.
how do you even enjoy this game without Swinging Maestro
>>547992297I, uh... haven't really thought about it but usually it's the female that's borrowed, because I click the checkmark for borrow guests on auto-select, and it puts guests in the female slot. Then I just change it if I don't like it
>>547992971why do you think they tell trainers to lock their doors
>>547993437Im training the director.
Why is Palmer such a fake gyaru? It's like she just got strong armed by Helios and is just rolling with it.
>>547993341This is how you get raped
>>547993359By me
>>547993114she still is a happy gyaru friend of everyone, just one that has a deep one-sided romantic interest
>>547993359i HATE when this happens, yogurt needs to come in better cumtainers or else it sploshes everywhere making it a real sticky mess
>>547993114nah she is very extroverted friendly girl, the Ruby stuff is just references to the real horses that was famous in japan
>>547993248The heat season for horses begins in spring
>>547993359why did someone squirt her with toothpaste?
>>547993217No No NO!NO GIRLS WILL BE CRYING BECAUSE OF ME!NO HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN!I REFUSE YOUR FUTURE AND SUBSTITUE MY OWN!TOTAL HORSE BREEDING! UNILATERAL HORSE SEXO!10,000 YEARS BREEDING, 1,000,000,000,000,000 FOALS SIREDGENGHIS MAY *WEEP*
>>547993481>why do you think they tell trainers to lock their doors
>>547993341>Honey you are eatingWhat's with the fagccent anon? Been going to drag shows recently?
>>547993464Choose girls with innate gold recoveries :D
>>547993114It's cute when she does it.It's pathetic when it's whiny betas.
Hey guys, I finally started Cheval's route in Umagami. Any tips to avoid her Bad Ending?
>>547993481>lock their doorsits an insurance scam actually
>>547993464enjoy?
>>547993664give her melon bread
>>547993607Wait, when we go to the hot-springs?
>>547993664Remember to talk to her sisters but not too much because then they get jealous, harem ending requires you to go through their three routes first
>>547993103I don't like the visible lips, they look very odd since she's the only character that has them like that
Urara.jpgDo you eat honey or drink it?Is honey a soup?
>>547993614you're the one imagining Helios cryingI mean, I guess, but wouldn't she be happier that she gets to be with Ruby more than she's sad about Ruby being with me? (if she's even sad about that)
Is Yaeno Muteki actually a cute girl?
How do we stop her from ruining every long race?
>>547993825
>>547993825I would think its more a syrup?
>>547993760after URA, considering each turn is 2 weeks and URA happens after december it would be... spring
>>547993760Yes. They took a bath to prepare, you see
Stop talking about jp horses. Fuck you guys and fuck gentildonna
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>547993870sorry, forgot my image
>>547993825It's a condiment when solid, a sauce when liquid
Teio poster... gomen...
What can I improve?
I've underestimated this cunt's brattiness.>maybe I can squeeze another training before resting>gamble, -20, still doable>nukes mood and energy
>>547994048
>>547993860She is, And we should start a new propaganda train to gaslight /uma/ into liking Yaeno.
>official account notifies a horse died>brown players demand 1500 carats on twitterI hate third worlders so much man
Making myself sad again.
>>547993825I drink mayonnaise, so Yes!
>>547993998>fuck gentildonnaI will not lay my hands on my trainee until AFTER senior year.
>>547994020The only potential that uma has is to make me laugh.
>>547993760Yeah spring, know you now why umas waited till that moment
>>547994048Where is the Akebono piggy image when I need it?
>>547993712Is this from the comic where Gentil see her trainer having fun with the adults?
>>547994048holy oinkers
Now that anon mentioned I could go for some honey
>>547994098At least the ones we had in the thread ebegging after Grass Wonder's death quit the game.
>>547993772>harem ending requires you to go through their three routes firstwhat's funny is that in both cheval's and vivlos's good endings in the real uma (You) are basically the sisters' property
>>547994227...maybe
>>547993971>>547993993>>547994203TRACEN KNEW THIS AND DID NOTHING
>>547993664Who would be the Uma equivalent to sexhair in Umagami SS
Marvelous Sunday should slap me in the face with her massive jugs
>>547994113>t.
>>547994048I might pig out for Gentildonna
>>547994098It's funny how different and entitled f2poors are on global versus JP
>>547994328Something something propagating the uma species for more racing money
>>547994308When do we get this outfit?
>>547994328how new? this is how they finance the school
>>547994060For next CM? Replace medium sparks with turf sparks.
>>547994031A kondi mint? Sounds delicious and refreshing!
>>547994445in summer, it's written on it
>>547994416I'm guessing global f2p players are indians and mexicans mostly
>>547993825Doesn't Teio just straight up drink a honey drink
>>547992179Why are we self inserting ourselves into Digitan?
>>547994048don't be sorry, teioposter is a buhi now
this uma is scary
>>547994543Honey drink =/= honeyOr are you one of those retards who think pumpkin spice latte has actual pumpkin
Zenno Rob was the one who gave Rice her dagger.
>>547994113t.
>>547994554Why not?
I self insert as Digitan's panties
>>547994469>Start at 35 mil yenHeh. If he come from a worthy family, could be 300-600 mil
>>547994668WTF? What next? Baby food doesn't contain any ground up babies?
>>547993971>Training 1 turn: Early Jan>URA qualifiers: Late Jan>Training 1 turn: Early Feb>URA Semifinals: Late Feb>Training 1 Turn: Early March>URA Finals: Late March>Hot Springs: Early AprilWHAT THE FUCK BWOS
God, the Unity races are such horseshit
>>547994680Yes. She has blood on her hands. But she's cute so it's all forgiven.
Will it be possibe to spark christmas-oguri in the all-star banner?
>>547994668I've never had pumpkin spice latte... Doest it not have pumpkin flavour?
Hey, Gold City fags. Are you doing your part and buying her merch?
>>547994874filtered
hey
>>547994680>Rob Royhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
Does rice still carry a knife around when she's not in her signature racewear
>>547994874>losing at unity racesDid you challenge the turf queens or something?
>>547994849Believe it or not... Some might
>>547994953wtf hi helios!!
>>547994958Almost certainly. She is always on the lookout for an opportunity to commit her next evil deed.
>>547994668they dump like half a cup of honey in it
>>547994953Hey it's the cuckquean
>>547994958yes in case she has to kill herself
>>547993825Is milk considered a sauce, soup or broth when added to cereal. This is important for your WIT training.
>>547994953r/ing cafe, I love these
>>547995098just for cutting herself, actually
>>547994958Of course.You dont walk around with your knife anon?What if you are accosted by an unsavory umamusume while out in town all by your lonesome at night?
>>547995131it's broth, soup is what you call the whole meal (milk + cereal)
>>547994937No I didn't even know it existed. I've always been bad on getting any splash merch because it's sold out before I even look at it
Tracen actually have a stallion station where victorious umas paid premium to have a session with their Torena. 80% money back guarantee if they didn't conceive btw
>>547995054Turf Queens and really any other top option team are nothing if you have 2 spirit explosions for each round of unityIf you don't then yeah you might be in trouble
>>547994953Helios, get back in the corner!
>>547994937buy her manga
>>547995078And it's still honey syrup, hence a sauce
>>547993359Sweep Tosho gained 5 hints for straightaway spurt
>>547992205personally I liked this onehttps://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352#1
>>547994953bet wooo...
>>547995318Ace is 2 cute
>>547995318What a silly trio.
>>547992205>I fucking love drama in my uma ficsThat was allowed? Huh. Guess I'll work on my idea.
Everytime this brat comes on screen I can't help but smile
>>547995456I would but in this economic climate it might be better to become another AI bro...Guess I can work on those as a passion project
>3 borrows with shit sparksback to hell
>>547995548Economy? There was money in fanfics?
>>547995350In an emergency, use this tag>愛が重馬場
>>547995547SameZRR's tits are the promised land
Haru Urara is cute.
>run feels like complete shit>still somehow end up with stats like this even with single rainbows onlyMaybe I still don't understand unity cup
>>547995318What's 84 mean?
>>547995658No, which is why I considered selling my soul to the machineBut if there was, that'd have to be on Patreon or some other gay site
Didn't expect so many actual fan fiction fans
>>547994328I mean Goldship kidnapped a trainer and no one gave a fuckI doubt that's a problem since the contract has been established
>>547995687
>>547995773The year Ace won
>>547994953>uma if it had decent pull rates
>>5479957731984
>>547995231that's a good one though I used this one>ウマ娘に人間が勝てるわけがないto find that Grass novel
>>5479957731984, Katsuragi ace beat rudolf in japan cup.
>>547995773The number of cum buckets she can drink in a single night
>>547995773It's just the year, 1984, that they all raced together, but I guess the joke is supposed to be that she's using it like that shitty new "6 7" meme.
>Manhattan Cafe when she sees Y/N with Agnes Tachyon in the trainer-trainee dance
>>547995756why does this hero look like a villain?
>>547996037More like>Why is he not glowing rainbow
>>547995350Hell yeah! This is what im looking for >>547995669Thank you for the advice Tazuna
I fucking hate Riko.
>>547995816>PatreonI'll have to give it a try. I doubt they give you flak about copyright at this point when 90 percent of Patreon is just guys selling AI anime BBC slop.
Training aces is the fastest way to hate your oshi.
>>547996019I will never understand post-ironic zoomie humorIn my time jokes had a setup, a twist and a punchlineNowadays it feels like the setup is the joke itself but it only works if you know the contextMan I feel old
>>547996126It's her "corrupted by the villain" arc.
>>547995827I see it enjoyable time-passing slop, like airport paperbacks or (truly) pulp fantasy were for earlier generations. Degenerative if it's the only thing you engage with, but otherwise basically inoffensive.
>>547995669>it's ok to lewd tazuna since she's not an uma>still no fucking tazuna lewdsI hate the japs
>>547996146we know Aoi
>>547996215it's gen alpha humor
>>547995231But I don't want Fuku to impregnate me...
>>547996175Maybe AI is under a legal loopholeFanfic should be in a legal green light due to the nature of the media so it should be alright, but I wouldn't doubt Cyjews being so greedy and evil to kill a patreon with wordsAlso>bbc slopWhat the fuck is up with that is this another psyop why is it everywhere
Danchou said you need to return to fans mine since CM is over and the deadline is in 3 days.
>>547996319>since she's not an uma
How come Trainer san is able to get all these big tittied/ tiny loli horses to fall for him without even trying but I can’t get a single girl to talk to me irl…?
>>547996439the director also isnt a uma
>>547994096not necessary, I was won over when her support card came out
>>547996452Because Trainer-san is a stable adult with a respectable job and a giant cockI wish I was an uma...
I just like the paripi zoomette...
>>547996546I have photographic evidence and I'm going to meet with Etsuko Otonashi tomorrow to get it published. The whole world will kn
>>547996574Huh?
>>547996452Have you completed college?Are relatively fit?Are you willing to dedicate your life in service of one (1) girl?Do you have a massive cock?>>547996546...
>Do Teio's Spring Triple Crown event>+32 speed/power
>>547996175Patreon doesn't really care about copyright for porn, they just get anal about anything that might be describably as noncon or bestiality because of the way payment processors have been cracking down
>>547996452Did you try working with 1 to win several graded races in their career? Dudes used to marry their nurses and secretaries. Couldn't imagine how high coaches would be.
>>547996413You can't search shit on Pixiv without finding that together with a Patreon link. It's insane how hard baked it is in 2020s internet culture.
>>547996707>sleeper agent at Tracen activates
>>547996787
i don't want to train for longs
>>547996392>Fuku using her divination to figure out your lucky day and babytrap you by cumming inside then>You can't pull away or fight back because of her Uma strengthDownright insidious of Shiraoki-sama to facilitate this
>>547996285
>>547996961Just skip it then
>>547996215>In my time jokes had a setup, a twist and a punchlinein my time jokes were from youtube poops, 6 7 is right up my alley
>>547996982Shiraoki-sama is the best wingman
>>547996413>What the fuck is up with that is this another psyop why is it everywhereit's mostly commissions by a few schizos
>>547996986
>>547996769>No>Skinny fat>Maybe>5.8 inches What are my chances?
What determines the sparks you get at the end of a career? I keep getting shit like 1* guts despite having stats like 1029, 823, 646, 391, 377 with 2* power and 3* stam parents.
>>547996707>>547996884This is Etsuko OtonashiApparently Director Akikawa said a trainer mysteriously dissapeared from the precinct after sexually harassing miss TazunaThe suspect has been found dead. Cause: suicide by two shots in the back of his head."There are no ears below the hats", were the cryptic words from miss Akikawa relating to the incident.
>>547996413>What the fuck is up with that is this another psyop why is it everywhereA bunch of accounts for that on xitter were straight up ran by thirdies.
>>547997203...finish up school first and maybe hit the gym.
>>547997208- It's random- 600 stats = 5% chance for the picked stat to be 3*- 1100 stats = 10% chance for the random stat to be 3*
>>547995773It's the year she fucked on Shonbori Rudolfu hardcore>>547996413>why is it everywhereAI makes it easy for a few neurotic freaks to mass produce stuff like that, they don't even need to have disposable income to commission others like it used to be.
>>547996557Damn, that's a fine ass!
>>547997079At least ytp are so random and stupid it can be funny without any contextThis shit needs like 4 layers of deep just to understand, and even then it's not even funny, not even for their tiktok fried brains... Fuck I AM old
>>547997208there's two rolls, one picks a stat out of all five then the second one is >>547997314
>>547997203>5.8 inches
>>547996215Nah every generation has had this sort of humor. Wassup, I can haz cheezburger, amogus, etc.
Is it even possible for Vodka to win the required Arima Kinen?
>>547997203>skinny fatNot real, don't delude yourself. Are you skinny, or are you fat?
>>547997541yes but it's suboptimal and unrewarding
>>547997535Now I understandIt's not a young or old thingIt's autism!
Is 1LB SSR Sweep really that close to MLB SR?Somehow I managed to get 1LB SSR it'd be nice to increase my chances at getting Spurt.
>>547997692https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>547996215everyone is a shitskin or half shitskin now
>fail a 47% trainingUh, Cygames? It was under 50... Unbelievable...
>>547997628NTA but maybe he means that he's skinny everywhere but the stomach or that what little muscle he has is very flabby.
>>547997179
>>547997649Yeah pretty much. Autism has always existed.
>>547997779Unless it's a 0%, assume it will fail
>>547996285>>547996986>>547997179Not falling for your TopRo propaganda. My heart already belongs to Ayabe, the fluffy-wuffy connoisseur.
>>547997779What trainers actually believeFor reference you get don't over do it at an increasingly likely rate after 19% failure risk
>>547996019The artist is making a joke about how their relationship to each other is defined by a single moment by bringing the race up at absurd random times, and also how CB isn't as relevant to the main point of Rudolf losing.
>>547997868There's not a trainer in the land who wouldn't click this.>>547997972I didn't get that event because I believed in the emperor.
>>547997779uhh if it's in the double digits who cares just take it, 50% you either win or lose - yolo!>you get don't overdo it and the run is dead
>>547997980...No, that is too logical and makes too much sense. My reason is clearly superior. This is a joke.
libra guide?
>most singers of menishuki love their trainer romantically >goldship, urara, tamamo, oguriHuh
>>547998048It's not at least double failure the risk it's usually not worth it with rare exception like it being last turns or you have to greed to make up a weak start
>>547997628definitely real and the ideal shape of a girl, soft in the middle where it matters
If the stat gain is over 50 I take the risk ALWAYSIf the stat gain is below 20, I NEVER take the riskIf the stat gain is inbetween, depends on how lucky I feel
>>547995846
>>547998152problem?
>>547998152
>>547998167The perfect territory is muscly with enough fat to cover the tone of the muscleFirm, yet soft and slightly squishy
I dunno what to do without my 5 borrows
>>547998048I only click when the stats are above the percentI've definitely clicked a ~50%ish risk but I had +70 speed to gain
>>547998152>Machitan, who notably improvises her name into the song's lyricsMambo... wife?
>>54799621500s memes were the exact same with no real punchline and the whole joke being "if you know the thing it's funny". There wasn't a setup with pedobear, rage comic faces, advice animals, etc.. It's the same level as 67 only being funny because you know it and that it annoys everyone else. Show a 30 year old from 2008 the meme you liked in 2008 and they'd be just as confused.
>>547997438Are they impressed or are they making fun of me…? :(
cutes!!!!
>>547998343cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>547998313that's right. Urara? In love with toreina.
>>547998406they're making fun, but they don't actually know sizes
>>547998385Mambo wife
>>547998160>>547998368But it was also a friendship up, double spirit bubble training. I have to take those to get a chance of the run morphing into a high-roll run.
>>547997817Pretty much yeah. I put on a shirt I look like a twink, I remove the shirt and flex my stomach and there’s some rolls going on
>>547998391SnooPING AS usual, I see.
Hey an accurate representation of my future CM runs
>>547998391>There wasn't a setup with pedobear, rage comic faces, advice animalsThis is how you know someone wasn't alive when those things happened>>547998663That's a better example for what the other guy wanted to convey
>two optional races and still hitting this statline with KSB/king halo/biko/riko/rice shower power/hishi amazon>no long Sfuck my life
>>547998583It's only classic feb you were on a good track already. high risk even if it worked won't lead to a higher roll because without lucky energy before the next training you're forced to recovery energy anyway
>>547998593>Digitan posting yaoiface ruby/miracle on instagramDangerously in-charachter
>>547998152>he doesn't know about the secret ending with Tama
I keep getting hot spring tickets with 0 sex appeal retards bro I just want Daiwa sex GIVE IT TO ME CYGAYS
>>547998680Teio, Falcon, and Ruby look normal
>>547998754>no spurt
>>547998656Tama wife
>>547998356>I barely play 2 careers a dayAren't you bored after playing 2 careers?
>>547998152>Only Gold ship, Fenomeno and StegoOh no no no, Orfevre don't look!
worst nightmare
>>547998852I got Bakushin as my first hot spring ticket and didn't even realize what it was, I thought it was a just-her thing and was trying to figure out why she, of all trainees, got a special alternate ending with a "steamy memories" title.
>>547998593I like how I understood literally everything about this
I watched a 40 minute ppt presentation that said golshi doesn't need pumping iron this cm. Is that true or a gaslight?
>>547998720Do girls actually like this kind of stuff? I feel like I could never say something like this because I’d feel like I’m being corny or cringe
>>547998593As a yurifag, I've always thought Palmer and Helios was the better ship over Ruby and Helios
I'm just gonna use my Front Runner CM4 Parent for my Pace Chaser and Front Runner CM 7 Uma.I can start building Scorpio Aces tomorrow
Now I know why I like Rob Roy so much... she looks like the librarian girl from Harvest Moon!!!
>>547998974She doesn't need it the same way you don't need your legs to finish a raceTechnically true but you're not winning
>>547998894ToT
>>547998720>ringextremely based
>>547998735There isn't a joke to the image of pedobear or the troll face/y u no/me gusta/etc.. You can build a joke around them like you can most memes but in the same way as 67, there is nothing inherently funny to them outside of absurdity.
>>547998894Tamawife!
>>547996215>In my times jokes had a setup, a twist and a punchline>look inside>TROLOLOLOLOL OVER 9000 EPIC WNRARZ LOLZ YOU WON THE INTERNET SHOOP DA WHOOP DOCTOR OCTOMOTHERFUCKINGONAPUS WTF BOOOOOOOOOM NYANYANYANYANYAN *dramatic_keyboard_chipmunk* UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 (Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape 480p) CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER COCKMONGLER PENIS REI GREEN LEX LUTHOR LE MAD? LE PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME? CHUCK NORRIS *holds up spork* TEH PENGUIN OF D00M ^_^ THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND DUCKROLL RICKROLL EPIC TROLL BUT NOPE ITS JUST CHUCK TESTAok boomer
>>547998974If your name is not Ryan and you're still 6th by the time Iron can proc, you're not winning
kinda sucks there's nothing for raising a bond level to 10
>>547999001building scorpio aces is a gaslight, you need to build your tachyon parent for xmas oguri who comes out for scorpiowinning CM7 will depend on how good you build xoguri for that CM
>>547994048>>547994213
>>547998992Usually yes, but only if they already feel at least something for you, and only if you time it right. Mood is make-or-break for everything with girls.>>547999000The good part of Ruby and Helios is the hopelessly unrequited nature of it, and the fact that it would never actually happen due to how different they are, makes it funny.
>>547998920No I like this game and I have nothing else to play so I might as well not waste my energy
B-but the doc said Ryan's unique was top tier..Was that a gaslight all along...?
>>547999107
>>547999173Who the fuck is rolling Xoguri?
Which Uma is most likely to watch David Goggins?
>>547999265Why did the resolution get smaller
Is that free mihono SSR wit card any good?
>>547999321Yes, it's the only good front-specific wit card for a while.
>>547999267Me.
>>547999281I assure you, none of them know who that is
>>547998593Imagine how wild Digitan's umasta is
>>547995706How many stam that you actually need for Libra?
>>547999265
>>547999141I raughed
>>547998313SPECHAN????
Did they fix the Umalator yet
I WANT MY 5 BORROWS BACK MAN
>>547999281Ryan because she pretends to work out.
>>547999267Anyone planning in winning CM7 to CM11 before her paid selector ticket comes out.
>>547999431she's banned
>>547999173I think Christmas Oguri unique activates a bit too early on this track doesn't it? Anyway I can just borrow a Tach.Currently my plans are double Front with Taiki Pace, If Oguri is good I'll go solo Front double Pace
>>547998313Where's Eishin??
>>547999531Yeah bro just like skill rework Taiki, and S.Maru before that, and Taishin even before that. This time it's different!
Look at my cute wife
I'm going to finger Teio and lick her pussy until her pussy juice tastes like Hachimi
>>547995827Here's something fun, go to pixiv novel section for Umamusume.
>>547998313>Stay GoldNow I am hyped
>>547999764anon wtf
>>547998313Buena Vista got a version as well
The Uma Stan is a gaslight gaslight is gonna be the biggest gaslight of Libra. I can feel it in my bones
I emptied my stash during Riko banner and almost have enough carats to spark on the same month what the fuck.
>>547999712>tail around legthe important part
>>547998762It didn't matter in the end as I accidentally took the wrong deck and so couldn't get 2 gold recoveries and also missed out on long S. I will never stop gambling!
>>547999738Cute wife
>>547995827Fanfic readers are women mostly, I'm surprised at the amount of women hereNo wonder Taishin is so popular
>>547999841CyGenerous!
tailjobs
>750 stamina isn't enough for spring tenno sho as an end closerWhat the fuck?
>>547998313>Sakura Chiyono OAll I ever see is Dogposting of her. Is she actually for (You)?
Smart Falcon hugging me tightly and burying her face into my chest and wrapping her tail around my waist subconsciously
>>547997880Ayabe loves TopRo
>>547999887I actually laughedI've totally lost itWho made this?
cool
>>547999848I thought that the white part of the book was her tummy, and that the hands belong to a man groping her tummy and that the pink part of the book was her pink bra getting lifted above her flat breast
>>547999531What makes her so much better than regular Oguri? She already eats up the competition
>>547999970There are no women hereI'm the only real Taishinfag here and I'm a guy
>can't see my CM race because apparently it doesn't even stay up for a full day>Platinum Title in my inbox...How the fuck? Just how lucky did I get with my matchup? For reference, I'm pretty sure picrel are the umas I had set on the last run I did (2 of them I was just testing, I wanted to swap them for the finals but missed the deadline)
>>548000085dumb falcon
>>548000123Go jerk off and calm down
>get turf and long S first inspiration>rest of the run goes completely abysmal with mood downs, wrong unity bursts and drip fed rainbows>don't get either turf or long inspirations for the next 6 runs using the same parentsI just want my wife to run in Libra...
>>548000003
>>547999141problem?
>>547999738I want a Suzuka wife.
Would you guys use this for grandparent?
>try to do another borrow run today>0/3 borrowsNyoooooooo where is my 5 BORROWS
>>548000151I already jerked off 3 hours ago tho
>>548000085Would Smart Falcon do this?
>>548000061I've lost to super creek with 850 stamina
>>547995827I even write them myself but I have been laughed out of the room from sharing them before so I won't do that again. They all lack taste sometimes.
>>548000107https://x.com/baryumejuyaright here senpai
>>547995350>うが、ウマ娘の私には絶対に敵わない。kino
>>548000264To a random fan? Probably, rumour is that she's a huge slut. And she's slower than Curren too.
>>548000212maybe a great great grandparent. blue isn't good enough and at least two of a key skill like groundwork
>>548000264Yes.But only after she graduates (from being an idol).
>>548000127>triple frontGod the fronts being dead thing was the dumbest gaslight
>>548000301ok Digitang
>>548000432shut the FUCK up, curren
>>548000395
>>548000264No, her relationship with you is purely professional, including that devious attempt to emotionally manipulate you in her hot spring scene.
>final push on top optiongomen falco....
>>548000486>triple frontniggers cry and whine without reading a single letter
CM status?https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8https://poal.me/7uvgf8I'm late again
>>548000432Stop projecting, Whore Chan!
>>548000440I was hoping early lead + focus together with groundwork would be good enough.. back to the mines I guess
>>548000301the Nice Nature one?
>>548000569>reading ever
How do you guys choose your grandparents/parents?I'm following the doc and training oguri, pasa and ryan and other than those being shit runs I was wondering who else is a good parent candidate and how am I supposed to pick a grandparent I found nothing about it
I have not seen a single Dumb Falcon win the CM5 finals
>>548000568>Run away>The "I... can't do it" in the dance/cheer eventWhy is torena a shy little hikki in the Dumb Falcon card events
>>548000125Look at her go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-xckX1iA8
>>548000390>https://x.com/baryumejuyaGrasias anon-sama
>>548000635nah I posted it elsewhere and out of its containment site it didn't do well, big mistake. it was Teio x McQueen. I've been meaning to do Daiwa x Trainer, if I get to it I'll share here
>>548000301dober....
>>548000627Focus comes with Mayano Top Gun's SR card which is one of the better Stamina cards you're likely to have and use. Early Lead can be acquired during spirit training in the Unity Cup scenario. Groundwork however is a skill you'll either have to gamble on your parents for or sacrifice a good card for an average card like Smart Falcon's SSR or even Oguri Cap SSR or Air Groove SR just to get it. The smart move would be to start using that Wit as a parent for the grandparent you want to make that has Groundwork.
Are horses weak when you touch their ears or is that another propaganda? I'm pretty sure they don't like that
>>548000627affinity from grandparent is halved
>>548000125you can perfectly time her accel on over half of the medium tracks or something like that to occur as soon as the final section starts
>>548000792>another abhorrent Curren Chan post
>>548000925Real horses don't like it, but like with the controllable-tails thing it's cute/ero on the umamusume, so people just go with it
>Sitting on 64K carats waiting for KSB>no umas I want to pull>don't want to grind the event because shard rewards are awful>don't want to grind fans because already hit quota>can't improve my umas until I get new cards from KSB bannerI'm bored. Why can't we go even faster?
>>547999485Myes. Only Spechan and Kingu are for ((you)). Grass and El are liars
>>548000806>people still using Choco Bourbon even after the patchesReally makes me think
>>548000390been there done that
>>548000090Why are you resorting to posting Koikatsu stuff when pic related exists?
>>547997691I want to cum on Chrono's back
I want to rape Scarlet and Curren I think about it a lotThey're probably weak when in pleasure
>>548000486Sure they weren't then but FOR SURE they're dead right now
jesus fuck my first Golshi attempt in Unity and she got slaughtered in the final because I didn't take any skillsI legit have never taken skill during a Golshi run until I finish the whole thing that strat apparently does not work when you have to race against these cunts.
Grand is my love for Cheval Grand
>>548000925Maybe
>>547997691I would like to opt-out.
>>548000123god i wish
>>548000576I'll stop at this thread, I'm surprised we have alot of participation this time. For reference, this was CM4's poll. And I'll take the suggestion of making a poll a week after CM ends, rather than the first 24-hour period.
how do you avoid burnout...
>>548001095we warned you about little cock and bitter baja blast, bwo...
>>548000676Get generalist skills that are always good like Tail held high, Playtime's Over Corner skills for the distance you are hunting for. Win as many G1 races as you canIf you wanna get a Front runner get Groundwork and buy some generalist greensIf you wanna build Ends get spurt
How viable is gambling on just maestro to survive with like 1k stam and maybe some whitesThere's not a lot of options on end rudolf and taking cooldown from rice means no NSM
>>548001130You love a cute little boymusume? That's kinda gay, anon
>>548001246So whites are more important than the parent herself?
fuck this I'm skipping this CM
>>548001131
>>548001252>endYes, you can gamble on that
>>548000925the consensus is that their ears is a weak spot
>>548001036
>>548001265>Canonically, the biggest bust out of the three V sisters
>>548000925Trainers have little to no rights in general but touching their trainee's ears should be one of them
>>548000576>picrelThis town ain't big enough for the two of us, pal
>>548001329are Japanese people really unable to clean their own ears? Just go in there once a week with a handful of q-tips and you'll be good
>>548000127>apparently it doesn't even stay up for a full dayit's been 29 hours since the finals, it did stay a full day
>Calstone Light O figure announced for 2026 Basedhttps://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/1993879393920536702
>>548001048Because I can
>>547998313>Helios missingi want an all-gyaru menishuki
>>548001476I obviously meant until reset, but like, does it stay EXACTLY a full day? 24 hours? I'm asking for future reference
>>548001410Empirical falsehoods, admit your nature as a stallion-loving faggot >>548001524I dunno about the sculpt on her face, but I'm on very on board in spirit at least.
>>548001524Also a Marusexy figure too
>>548001472I can also wank myself off but I get a girl to do it for me, with her mouth.Sometimes you want someone else to do it and it feels good.
>>548001472You shouldn't be poking the inside of your ears anyways, q-tip or not. Your ear naturally pushes out the earwax inside, and that's what you gather up on your outer ear with the q-tip. If there's something else in there then you need to see a doctor.
>>548001158I need Tama wife now
>horse girls>HORSE>has sensitive ears like cats>wags tails like dogs?
>>547998313do they update the songs with more singers?
HOLY FUCK SHE HAS LEARNED HOW TO CAST YADA KEDAVRA IT'S OGRE
>>548001484lewd
>>548001627I don't need itI don't need itI don't need itI don't need itI don't need it
>>548001653Fuck off autistic furry
>>548001595pretty sure it's a full daythere's the normal reset, which is in 12 hoursand then there's the event reset, which is in 19 hours, both minus 30minsall events release on the event reset, the CMs are included in that
>>548001095its a weird gamble whenever you tend to do that against glasse and cocon but sooner or later they'll add a feature when you clock the race youre able to buy skills before you run again
>>548001627That looks pretty good, I'll definitely be placing an order for this one when it's up.
>>548001627regular maru is sexier than summer maru and yes i have autism
umanko
>>548001323You wanna get 2/3* Power or Stam and 2/3* Distance or Turf aptitude, ideally with lots of good white sparks on the Grandparent and then use those Grandparents to make a more specialised Parent for the CM.Trying to make specialised Grandparents for each CM is too much work
>>548001653yes
>>548001831you forgot to admit you're a homosexual also
>>547999738She was my wife once. punchline in filename
>>548001653Yeah, and the world of Umamusume is almost identical to our own despite the most important working animal in history not existing, you're not actually supposed to think about this stuff too hard.
>>548001870Guess it's better for my sanity to make some sort of generalist grandparents and specialized parents
>>548001634>Your ear naturally pushes out the earwax inside, and that's what you gather up on your outer ear with the q-tipWhat the fuck that's not how you do it. You go in there, scrape around and bring out a nasty yellow/brown q-tip, repeat until they come out clean.>uh you can le damage your earsYou don't jam it in there, but rubbing the outside of your ears is retarded
>>548001856>>548001526>>548001484>>548001313FLUFFY-WUFFY
who keeps making these black souls umamusume redraws?
>Already got the bourbon card from the wheel>10-spin like a retard instead of getting the friendpoints and asking for a new cardoopsie
>>548001627
>>548001627>open twitter link to see more Maru pics>see the Teio oneThey better not be shipping to my country or I'll do poor financial decisions tonight
>>548001650tightest lightning
>>548002115That's not fluffy-wuffy!
>>548001524
Go home is bad this CM yes?
>>548002115why are her pits green?
>>548002252No? It's even better than in CM2Golshi is at her peak on this track
Does skills does LS have to possibly compete with end in libra? Could run Cafe as End but ALL her skills are tied to LS, including her unique.. (though if rooms are full of ends it might still fire)
>>548001524>>548002113>>548002119>>548002243They look very well made but I don't see the appeal of owning them.
Cafe soon!
>>548002354They are even cuter when you have them physically
>>548002341>Does skills doesmore like toes haha get it because your image has cafe's toes in itkill me
>>548001664yeah
>>548002354I dunno how to explain it outside of the generalized human desire to Have Nice Things specified into a single media property you also really like. I got the Teio gunpla and a tiny Kingu blind box figure, and I can't really explain why beyond that. I don't own any other figures outside of a couple Dunmeshi acrylic standees.
>>548001095I've spent 5 clocks today on GolShi URA. More than I've spent in the prior 30 days combined.
>>548002119They're all already up for pre-order in places like amiami if you'd like to check. Even if they don't ship directly it's very easy to use a proxy service like buyee or something anyway
>>548001634Once I was lying on the grass in Prague. When I got up, I thought it had gotten really windy because there was a huge noice in my left ear. Turns out an ant had crawled in my ear and made massive noice as it walked on my eardrum. I got it out after like an hour of noise.
>>548002435nice, I would like to hear Vodka singing it too
Rice Shower is secretly the biggest fat fuck of them all>>548002086hahaah AMAZING
1/2
>>548002354What if you put them in a jar?
>>548001095I feel like you're at least safe buying inherited skills after the second inspiration....
>>548002634I fucking knew it
>>548002431>>548002547Naruhodo... I saw an anon posting some in a thread a few days ago, but those ones were a matte grey. Do you have to paint them yourself or is it that some come painted and some don't?
>>548002638cute anon
>>548001634It feels good to stick the q-tip deep insde the ear though, it's almost orgasmic
>>548002638
>>548002695When you seem them matte grey it's because they are revealing prototypes. They eventually get shown again later on when they get painted. There are figures like garage kits though that you can paint yourself but these official ones usually come pre-painted already
>>548002318But the downhill is on both early AND late race. Don't you want mid race stam skills?
>>548002695There are many types, gunpla can be sold assembled or in parts, sometimes unpainted so you build them as a hobby. Others come completely finished as you buy a high quality nice figurine.
>>548001986had to watch the goy's teeth scene again after seeing this imagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rru5jRWqj0c
>>548002874roommates should share one trainer
>>548002695The majority that people buy, especially the lower-quality prize box/prize draw ones, and the higher-quality higher-price-point ones like earlier in the thread, are prepainted, but you can get ones you have to prime and paint yourself (the Teio gunpla I got had some water decals you had to apply yourself, but that was it). Usually the matte gray ones you see pictures of are previews of the sculpt meant to build hype.
>>548002086I'm making them with chat-gpt
>>548000501Stop translating without my consent
would using urara guts to use indomitable on mayano be better than just going team carrot just to have uno hint on no stopping me i feel like another card with +1 sp along with sweep would be good to have
I find I cant really do parent runs efficiently because if i gimp my stats to bring different cards or stockpile skills the races become uncertain which makes me interested in taking time out to watch some of the races..
>>548002670No Hishi Miracle?
>>548002828>>548002896>>548003107Thanks for explaining, anons. I've seen some of those anime figures before that looked really badly made, but these umamusume ones look pretty impressive. With a build quality like that, I imagine that they're not cheap?
>>548003089True
>>548003202why is Teio like this?
>>548003145Why do JP artists get bent out of shape about translations? I get being mad about reposts, but the translations I've seen are almost always quote tweeting the original directly.
>>548003230She got sent to the pool
>>548003230TUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BETTER YETTUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Anime and game story differWhich one is real and true, and which one is fake and gay?
>>548003317Because its often done without permission. And its editing their artwork.
>>548003089>being teio AND mayanos trainer at the same time>both attentionwhores for their trainerI dunno man...
>>548002634
>>54800327230k-40k yen is the price range for the very good ones like the ones posted
>>548003317The japanese believe they own the things that they post on the internet
>>548003317no idea but that's why I only post my tls here
>>548003272The quality does depend on which company is making it. But yes because they're really good quality they're not really cheap. This one here's one of the sites people order it from so you can get an idea for the price rangehttps://www.amiami.com/eng/search/list/?s_keywords=Umamusume%20Pretty%20Derby
>>548003272It ranges like with anything, you can get some high-quality ones for a very reasonable price. Usually the good ones will run you over $100, closer to $300 with inflation these days? Prize figures are different, they're distributed via arcade prize machines and stores running lotteries, and you usually buy them from resellers. Their quality can vary wildly, but they almost always cost less than $100.The major thing is that it's almost always limited production runs, so the price has a floor, but will continue to go up as time goes on. If you want a good deal you gotta pre-order if possible, so if you're in the west you have to keep your ear to the ground on releases.
>>548003495hOLY
>>548003089>Buena T is also Gentil THe's dead
>>548002086Who is the Unis of Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>548003727Doing God's work anon
>>548003443I will sacrifice
>>548003727I kneel localizerbwo
>>548003272Affordable ones can be found in Amazon for $30 to $50 USD, I also got the Teio gumpla like the other anon and it was around $50 for each model iirc.If you feel they are worth the price or enjoy having figurines, then you can go for the expensive ones buying directly from Japan.
>>548003989My wife soon
>>548003509>>548003753>>548003756>>548004081Those prices actually seem very reasonable considering how detailed the models are. I don't think I'll buy one, but this amiami website seems dangerous. Thankfully they've sold out of merch of my favourite uma so my wallet is safe. For now...
>get yada'd>run is over and immediately converted into a parent/farm runI guess it's something
>>548004162
>>548004220I can't decide if she looks like a hamster, an owl or a miscolored shoebill.
>>548004479Stop touching your trainee's ass
How am I supposed to win the URA finale by 3 Lengths? New player
>>548004572make stronger horsesthere's even an achievement for beating it by 10 lengths+ and many people got that
I'm getting really sick of running this fucking bitch
>>548004572front runner and having a good run with enough stats and skills
>>548004684I only have 2 weeks...
I can only assume Yaeno posters are all from this ojisan.
>>548004785WE HATE CHESTNUTS
>>548004776Do it in Ura Finale instead of Unity Cup, little coon and the brown one are too strong compared to meek and the NPC umas from Ura Finale. You will be able to do it easier that way.
>>548004838whats wrong with bluds eyes
>>548004776you can try bakushinsprinters are very easy to build since you just hammer speed (and power) so you don't need much aside from a borrowed mlb Kitasan Black. Then you front run her into the win hopefully
>>548004776Daiwa Scarlet or El Condor Pasa with Angling and Scheming inherit. Get a few corner speed-up skills as well.Draw the mile race URA. The idea is to catapult yourself with Scarlet/Pasa/AnS combining to each other on the final leg to get a massive head startDont do it on Aoharu do it in URA Finale scenario
>gacha makes insane money (they have their own store in JP to buy carats so they take 100% profits)>goods make insane money>lives make money>global expansion was, against all odds, extremely successful uma has to be one of the largest multimedia franchises right now, no?
>>548004726
>>548005043This car worth billions of yen
>>548005043That was a good jiggie...
>>548004785what's going on here
>>548005043>accidentally boarded the uma only wagon
>>548005043What happens to a ningen(male) who accidentally entered the Uma only train?
>>548004838he is based
>>548005241You die
>go golshi ace runs>extremely good spd/pow/stam statlines>but a fucking witlet because I can't afford a wit card or clicking wit too much because >longCM>job races where horses with 30% worse statsI hate it I hate it I hate long CM I hate whalechecks
>>547999141Half of the people in here who were browsing this site in the 2000s are now interacting with people who were literally poopy butt shit covered retard babies during that time (Including me). How does that make you feel ojisans?
>>548005350GIWTWM
>>548005043Your balls are going to get fully drained if you enter this train
>>548005151good thing Calstone Light O is dumb, imagine if she knew she could go ahead and rape torena
What are the odds on the first choice that can go bad on the kashimoto event? I always pussy out with choice 2.
>>548005241You want to know what happened to the ningen(male) who accidentally entered the Uma only train?You don't want to know what happened to the ningen(male).
>>548005125legs inspection
>>548005462Isn't like 70% chance to fail?
>reuse my gemini golshi>she keeps winning roomsShe's just a filler, I don't wanna run golshi...
Just discovered that King Kamehameha and Digitan have the same Direct Sire and Dam lineSire Line: Mr.ProspectorDam Line: Our Lassie (closest shared ancestor: Aimee)fun fact, Fuji Kiseki and Believe is also in the same Dam Line, but the closest shared ancestor is further back with Black Ray
My long runs are shitGOD training 3000m umas sucks
>>548005637Why are mares like this?
>>548005672Chiyosex a cute
RIKO'S FAILURE PROTECTION FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS I SWEAR SHE MAKE IT MORE LIKELY TO FAILAIN'T NO WAY A 6% FEELS LIKE 99% AHHASAHDAHA DIE YOU FIUCKING HACK
>>548005739
>>548005831Because they're mares. Breeding is half of their purpose
>>548005771cuuuute>>548005836this as well!
I don't feel so good
>>548005831They get more hormonal during estrus
Tracen has anti-rape procedures and training sessions for torenas surely
>>548005831Surely there is a way out of this. You could trick her into forgetting about umapyoi by having her sit on your lap while stroking her head until she falls asleep or something
>>548006254Don't overdo it or she'll lactate while racing
>>548006236I just lost the first round of Unity Cup after jobbing Hopeful Stakes with Golshi, the current seed is cursed
>>548005601Oh damn, that's injection tier odds. Only in the first year only.
Dont forget.Gold Ship cup.Gold Ship game.Gold Ship world.
>>548006412Aaaaaaaaaa I have way more stats than all my previous runs too
>>548006382How are they gonna adapt the lactating incident in her story when she comes out? Are they just not gonna mention it at all?
>>548006375>Surely there is a way out of this.LolLmao even
summer spelate or end?
I did a parent run in Aoharu with an uma that needs to clear Tenno Sho Spring for the first time and i came out with an NPC-ass uma with a stat spread basically identical to Glasse and CoconThis was with 3 extra G1 races tacked onto her career
>>548006382>>548006640Qrd?
>suddenly ons of gyaru x otaku romcoms>even this thread is gaslighting me with Helios remember when gyaru were otaku's natural enemy
>>548006824The even stats across the board is kicking my parents ass because of the guts dueling
>>548006918Gyaru are kind to otaku now.
>>548006848The real Curren Bouquetd'or had a bout of Mastitis which caused her to start lactating while she was racing
>see passable aces for libra>every single one has their own KSBso it's like that, huh?
>>548006918I'm scared of gyarus.
>>548006375>sit on your lap>stroking her headI think its just going to make it worse
>>548006918there's been like a dozen bad girl/gyaru falls for otaku manga
>>548005043Why is she making El dogeza on a train
>>548006918gyarus haven't been otaku's enemies since Marin became a thing
What if I just ran triple pace and had them bump into each other for NSM
a classic end cucking
CY *CLAP* GENEROUS *CLAP*
>>548006918Always had an easier time dealing with loose weird girls like them than the prep and normies
Do I just turn in my trainer's license? This deck feels like ass to run with
remember when we had 5 borrows?
No runs tonight danchud. I don't get my adderall refilled until tomorrow afternoon.
>I forgot to log in todayam I finally free?
>>548004726Put this on repeat in the background. It'll help.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cr1wBvhBw4
>All of my MLB Fine Motion friends switched to MLB RiceWtf. Give me back Fine Motion Unity Cup is a WIT Cup.
>>548007345>2 wit 2 speed>On a 0% growth uma>Without BikoDrop Matikane for a third speed card, you're too greedy
Don't stop.Don't stop till finish.
>>548004726Cry about it
>>548007614explain the biko thing, is the game really bugged?
>>548007656
rice event boned me for maestro ;(.Might work... mayb
>>548007683I'm so sorry bwo
I was about to commit atrocities but the great detective event prevented me from it. The run was doomed already so it wouldn't even matter, but this must be the first time I got tissues this month, what the hell is going on>>548007453>5 borrows even for the EASIEST Champions Meeting there is>teehee have fun building for long CM with just 3 borrows again oooopsieesssswhy do they mean by thisalso don't>where are your parents me, they both left to buy carrots and never came back
>>548007724>sub-1000 stam>only one gold recovery
>>548007683biko is like the 2nd strongest speed card in the game because she has a ton of TE
I think I'm skipping Libra, long CMs are boring as fuck and miserable to train for
>>548007871there isn't anything else to do but train for CMs
>>548007978fix your TTs or make parentsor traing for CM7
>>548007329>gyaru aren't normies?????
>>548007978Hmph. YADA
honestly they should just keep the double TP use as an option to get double the fans at the end of the run that way people who dont have time to do runs all day at least have a way to do so
wtf how can there be RULES for deck building!?
Groundwork is useless for End Closers right? I got max hint for it (obviously since I wasn't aiming for it) and I have the right greens, but it won't actually affect anything?
>>548008193>That imageI'm sorry? What now?
>>548008193Highlander= 1 of each type max
>>548008146how will they farm you for engagement metrics if you don't spend all day doing runs?
>>548008193it says there are none though
>this is the best for libra I can makeBwos help…
>>548008316Extremely low quality post, here have a (You)
>>548008329She has __potential_ anon!
All of you give me your veteran uma sticker sorting systems>Ace of SpadesCM aces>Ace of HeartsFirst career clears, Hotsprings, something else special happened>Shaking hands9* stat parents>Shoespotential grandparents with distance sparks according to what shoe sticker is applied>Vanilla creme cakePotential grandparents w/ turf sparks>Chocolate cakePotential grandparents w/ dirt sparks>Boba teaPotential grandparents w/ style sparks
>>548008316ahhhh, an /akg/ classicBakushin maybe?
>>548008312More people will be willing to do the daily grind if it's not 4 hours long.
>>548008445That's one of the biggest /akg/ memes
>>548008316wrong general buddy
>>548008329Looks fine, you don't really have to max speed on long CMs unless you're a turbowhale.
>>548008117This girl gets me so hard
>>548008316Got jumpscared seeing this out of /akg/ ngl. Anyway, turf spark Falco has the comfiest and easiest career at least in my experience she just demolishes every race
>>548008484let them burn out faster, that way they'll speed up the QoLs.
>>548008462>drinkace>carrotparent/grandparent
>>548008329B finals at least
doktah come back, the cautuses and sarkaz women are going into heat again
shut the fuck up and look at THIS!
>>548008462>Ace of spadesCM aces for the current CM>Ace of heartsHall of fame CM aces from previous CMs>Shaking handsParent/grandparentI glue everyone else
Is there even a point in making oshi end closers if they're just gonna lose to goldshitI'm trying to make an end brian and I'm about to lose it soon
>>548008536readlet...>This is a serious quesiton. What's the career uma for this?
>>548008462>shaking handsParents>shoesCM aces>cakeCM winners>carrotsDeprecated icon for parents & aces
>>548008462I haven't started using most of them yet. >ShoesParents/grandparents for that TT bracket>Pina ColadaFrontrunner line>Friend PointsTT runners>CarrotNostalgia keepers
>>548008462>CarrotI didn't know we were getting more stickers>Shoes{Distance} parent or grandparent>Ace of heartsCM winners>none of the abovemaybe tt, generalist parent, funny pink or blue spark
>>548008462i got too overloaded with all the new options so i dont use them>carrotsparks and current cm candidates>heartfinal cm team (and any contributors in rounds)
>>548008557>You don't really have to max speed on long CMsGlad this gaslight is back from Gemini.
>>548008638>posts a known copypasta expecting anyone to think there's anything else in it of note
>>548008557But max speed matters more on long tracks...
>>548007871>>547996961>>548001324dont skip, just aim for B final. f2p sisters can get there even with less than recommended stam by gamblemaxxing: just get 2 gold recoveries, highlander and the rest go to mid race skills. try to get 900 power with power card and firm condition if neededthis is much easier than trying to get 1100 stam. if you fail to proc both recoveries skill you are dead, simple as that, but at least u have 3 aces for that
>>548008615Meine Pferdebraut...
>>548008575Seiun Sky would NOT say this
>>548008478new careerura finaleyou just knowDunno how the rest would go
>>548008815Don't call her that...
>>548008462>clubCM parents>diamond9* spark>spade3* parents>heartpast CM participant/winrar>shoesupcoming CM possible aces>carrotswhatever the fuck i had pre-update
>>548008462They were too late on that feature and I already entered them all into a sheet. The only one I care about now is the hands to mark my CM winners so I never glue them on accident.
>>548008870
can we get a quick jiggie going? It's 5 am and I want to end the night on a high note
>>548007297The fuck I got 6, why did we get this?
>>548008870>>548008913You can still keep a spreadsheet to keep your follows list coherent lmao
>>548007297>>548008948biko magnet compensation
>>548008948what the FUCK
>>548007848just cuz you can say something stupid doesn't mean you have to. No stam issues in 10 tests
>>548008812yeah, maybe i'll make some low effort aces but i won't stress too much over libra
>>548007985Evil bitch
>>548008948Runs done with a glitchy card, maybe?
>>548009002What does this even mean?
>>548008316Suzuka for fan farmingI fucking love innate concentration
>>548008948>>548009017I didn’t get this what the fuck cyjews
what kinda stats/facilities do you guys have at this point in a career run? feels like im doing something wrong
>>548008462>carrotsLeaving most as they were before, parents>diamondTeam trials umas, specified with the memo>cream cakeSpecial/sentimental umas>shoesCM Aces based on shoe type
>>548008462>AceAces>Handshake Skill parents>Rice3* stam parents>the orange colored juice3* power parents>Blue Shoe3* speed parents
>>548008316Is that a nige
Hi /uma/, I have a questionDoes Mcqueens' ultimate work when she's in 1st place? I was kind of thinking of setting her up as a pace chaser for next CM because of that "promoted pace" thingy, think she might be a good candidate for that?
>>548009110What is wrong with you?
>>548008960Nah, I just hop on cutiegenesis and grab whatever I need for the upcoming CM. Once my list gets full I just remove whoever has pinks from the previous CM.
>>548009115>>548009002I did use Riko all the time when she was bugged but I never bricked my run by doing the last date. I def did more than 6 Riko runs when she was bugged. I'll take the gibs tho
>>548009286having A rank by spring senior year is good already wdym? try to train more speed than power all the way till the end
>>548008924https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggersFirst time making one of these so hopefully I didn't fuck something up...
>>548008864You cant stop me
>>548009286your deck looks like it has potential to make a great CM ace, but yeah, that speed is suffering.long race is just a painful-ass grind, in the end you just need to highroll your ass off... but honestly that run may still be good if your girls show up to speed
>>548009286You should be pushing high 700s to 800 in speed and ideally want to hit 900 at senior summer. You are overstammed and need to burst more on speed.
>>548009319Yes
>>548009002WAIT DID THEY FIX R RIKO NOT GIVING GUTS???
>>548009319>Does Mcqueens' ultimate work when she's in 1st place?yes, the only requirement is that she's near the front of the pack
>>548009391>>548009450I guess I'm just worried in regards to the stat lines that are being recommended but if it's just high rolling then i guess its just a matter of time?>>548009498I've been skipping bursts and popping them on stam/pwr since ive been told bursts on speed were bad since you're always clicking it anyways but that makes sense
>>548009286>another piggy not knowing how to play the game despite having all the elite tools in his disposal The world isn't fair...
>>548009341She's pure evil. Just look at her.
>>548009545>>548009581Huh, that actually sounds.. really good! I'm gonna try to make a really good one for the CM then, thanks anons!
>>548009642its ok i feel the same way for even having all of these cards and not being able to perform
I can't do this shit anymore man when do we get the spark reroller
>>548009664I think she seems nice...
>>548009595Never burst on stamina with that deck unless it's the final few turns and you are not going to meet your stat goals otherwise. With that deck I usually burst on speed with 1 - 3 bursts on power and can normally hit SS/S/SS
>>548009889gotcha, ill change it up next run thanks!
>>548009852with the speed of acceleration we're at, we'll have everything JP has in less than a year.
>>548009319She needs to gain more weight, I mean, sweets don't really have calories so it's okay to have five parfaits a day, it's like, basic science and stuff
>>547999738she schmoovin
>Mcqueen promotion needs spring tenno sho sashes>If I roll for cafe her promotions need spring tenno sho sashes>there is NO WAY TO BUY THEM IN GAME OUTSIDE OF FUCKING CLOVERSI may skip cafe because of a fucking sash, goddamn none of my usual umas do that fucking race
>>548009017wowa it's real, R Riko lucklets won in the end huh, I just wish they would do something about Digitan's Fan Fest event being broken too
>>548009664She's a GOOD Uma.
>>548001472>>548001634unlike westerners with liquid-y earwax, asians tend to have solid earwax that regularly needs to be cleaned out
Wait so is R riko actually fixed now???
>>548010251Just have Bakushin do 3 sprints, that way you can get your Tenno Sho Spring sashes
>>548010251Farm them with Tachy, her ultimate makes career a breeze
>>548010328Does science know why this is a thing?
>>548010251>He doesn't run the senior spring triple crown on his parent runsI am literally drowning in medium and long sashes
>>548010469I farmed a different parent, that I can't even do anymore...
>>548007724Looks good.Deck?
>>548008316>deleted
>>548010291>>548009017>>548008948Wait then why did I only get one? CYGENEROUS I AM A PAYING CUSTOMERI could've sworn it was over the ace pasa run that got corrupted after the update.
>>548010558Its funny because i feel like pace Scarlet and Pasa careers are so much smoother now with the update, especially when trainees tend to drift forward compared to all the cpu umas in career and those two can proc their ults
where is a calendar with the umas birthdays?
I want to cozy up with Fuji's Fujis...
>>548010558why would you do Front Pasa?
>>548005462>>548005601I've picked it 7 times and passed 5. No way it's any worse than a 50/50
>>548010803it was genuinely cracked pre-patch, and she's a good poverty parent for fronts
>>548010596
>>548010653As it should be. This isn't the rockfucker general
>>548006918the current batch of writers didn't grow up with actual gyarus but the fictional ones the previous batch wrote based on the actual gyarus
>>548005462I can't remember where, either some random post or youtube video, that it's 30% to fail. Personally I yoloed like 8 runs and only failed it once.
>>548008615My paizuri slave
>>548008462>SpadeI use this as "It looks like a piercing arrow" and the closest thing to use for 3* speed parent if I'm testing out 0% growth speed umas>Heart2* or 3* stamina parent>DiamondMy TT umas and umas I use for legend/daily races>ClubUmas that I plan to use for CM>Juice drink2* or 3* power parent>Chocolate cakeSpark set is fine, contains Groundwork>Vanilla cakeSpark set is really great, contains Groundwork>Bowl of riceMostly grandparents, blue and/or pink are whatever, but there are 9+ white sparks on it. Depending how crazy the blue, pink, and whites work together, I'm intending to use the handshake one for amazing (grand)parents.>(Distance shoe)Pink spark is a strong 2* or 3* of that distance. This is an exception for>Dirt shoeThey have a pink spark for Turf.
>>548008870God I used to do this shit before then I stop because it's a massive headache to keep track of.
>>548010901The legendary Shinko
*pranks you*
>>548011120>by namebefore the sticker change i would have arranged this by stat number too, turning it into a pseudo ID number
>>548010434genes
>>548011234her friends are cuter
>>548008615Eishin Flash... Already forgotten... I don't think I've seen her mentioned since her banner went away.
>>548011234Would
>>548011234I would breed that pink bitch and march easily
>>548011234ugly lookin ass bitch lol
>>548009310Mexican.There's an Italian and an Irish version toohttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/515435779/#q515455208https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/512731560/#q512739052
>>548011359zoomer have short attention spans
>double tp>training sprint umassorry danchud
>>548011359I tried mentioning her a few times, never (You)'d
>>547997314>>547997415It's pretty annoying to spend time and stamina on a career only to have results be mostly random.
>>548009886>>548010298Evil despicable horse.
>>548009423Completed image if anyone wanted it.
Literally me.
:)
>>548011901
>>548011892some perk names just remind me of destiny weapon perks in a way
>>548011901UWAAAA DAHRBY WINNER
>>548010795
Semen retained
>>548012346wow an evil midget
>>5480123462 more years...
Can I have a (You)?
Two donkeys
BE ASSERTIVE
>>548012972Like this?
I hate german people
>>548013074We hate you as well
>>548013067Looks like she is in control
I know she’s jp but she’s too cute Look at her I want it
Thoughts on the poll? Not even half the trainers here won Graded A.
>>548013067NOT INSERTIVE
How the fuck did this Maruzensky lose the URA Finale FOUR FUCKING TIMES?
>bro no stopping me is a must-have ability
Post positions for Japan Cup
>>548013264No one is stopping her though
>>548013254medium b, guts too high unironically, spot struggle kills you. riko's umas have debuffs
>>548013254By being a frontrunner
>>548013347Let's goooo Croix he got a good position
>>548013067I want a girl like this...
anyone else never getting 1st in Asahi Hai/Hopeless Stakes ever since the patch?I have 400 speed 500 stamina and somehow my Teio jobs and ends up 5thGrass goes in with 500 speed 400 stam and gets 7thwhat the fuck man
>>548013228I laffed
They let umas say HELL in the game?
>>548013347Fuck it, we ball.
sweepy should try to conjure up some titties HOLY MOGGED
>>548013487Tamamo specifically asked permission for this.....
>>548013347>no yutakadude's washed
i like how digitan narrates her own summaries
>>548013498They don't care about that anon, they're middle schoolers...
>>548001726You need it, you need sex, you need it!!!
>>548013347>Masquerade Ball and Shin Emperor drew the outer postsOuch. At least Croix du Nord and Justin Palace have really good spots.
>>548012452For like 4 weeks
>>548013347I hope Shin Emperor can make up for having the miss the Arc
>>548013487no but Tamamo's evil so she doesn't care
>>548013864stop saying Tama is evil she's just from Kansai
>>548013476
Are there any umamusume that talk like yakuza? I want to pull a delinquent umamusume
>>548014000well, tamamo cross talks like majima
Sweep you flat chested harlot stop corrupting my pure paizuri wife
>>548013347Gonna put ten dollars onto cosmo kuranda I believe in him
>>548013975Ultra-cutie. Just as good as any other winning live for certain
Once you run out of SR cards, rolling for support cards starts to feel -really- miserable.
>>548014127>pure paizuriI don't think you understand the concept of pure
>>548011359I'm bias but feel like Bancho is the only post release uma (excluding s.maru) consistently posted daily
>>548014341Some guy ritualposts the taishin heart video though I guess I don't recall seeing it today
>>548014127Left is built like a bunny
>>548011359I LOVE FLASH BECAUSE FALCO LOVES HER!
>>548014127this donkey obviously needs correction >>548014272they're so big and juicy...
>>548014295Paizuri is pure and wholesome
>>548011464Her name is Norn Ace and she will only put out if the Oguri cosplay stays on
now that i think about it would cleric grass wonder unique trigger if you were a front runner?
>>548014613Only if you’re married and it’s done in missionary. Any other form of paizuri is evil and obscene
>Got an S track and running style uma>The stats are too low
>>548014613How is putting your dick between her tits and cumming on her face, mouth and tits, wholesome and pure?You are a degenerate filth retardThe only wholesome and pure sex is missionary mating press while handholding and finish inside
>cleaning and re-categorizing favoritesMan I sure have an unhealthy amount of Guts + Groundwork parents
rob is the shy type of girl that's unaware of how sexy she is and could be easily influenced by even a small amount of male attention
>>548014341Most of the Umas from launch to now are kinda boring. It's heavier hitters like Cafe/Tamamo at the end of this year and a lot of the ones that are in a couple years like Dream Journey/Gentildonna that get more posts.
I'm going to sleep give me a wife
>>548014762I got a S End and S Turf Mayano and no Long S....
>>548014832>>548014832>>548014832>>548014832
>>548014809ok now you have Sounds of Earth
bake the thread
>>548013264>closes comments on the post>I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I DID WRONG OK?Wish those would stop getting pushed to my for you, but this one was entertaining at least, I wanted to comment that she was just getting closer so she could wave at her fans :)
>>548014880already done
>>548014341Seiun, Curren, Falcon, Opera and Digitan all get posted way more than whoever Bancho is
>>548015389lmao newfag
