Previous: >>547992026>Global Game NewsCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2+3Current Rate Up: Rice Shower (3* Alt), Super Creek (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)https://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/11/24 - Story eventDecember TBA - LIBRA CUP - Kyoto 3000m>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Buena Vista (3*), Transcend (3* Alt), Wonder Acute (3* Alt), Tokai Teio (SSR), Mihono Bourbon (SSR), Kiyoko Hoshina (SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst
My gorgeous German gattin
Do you think Akikawa will think I’m weird if I asked to be paired up with only small Umas…?
So Creek thinks Tama will eventually have sex?!
Who's a cute little buhi? (You) are, yes (you) are. Can you squee for me?>T: "B-buhiii"Good buhi trainer. Here's your reward, a dupe from your daily roll.>T: "Buhi buhi!!!"Of course you can do your daily pull on the other banners. Don't throw a tantrum when you don't get anything though.>T: "buhi..."No, you have to spark for it!
>there are torenas ITT that thinks this potatohead is the most beautiful uma btw
Digitan LOVE
>>548014968Yes.
>>548015012But she is
>>548015012i actually forgot that this boring nothing of a character was added to the game
>>548015012That would be me.
>>548014773>they've always got in the way of reading, but if you like them that much...Love nerds with killer bodies
>>548015012bancho is really cool
>>548015095It'd be funny if you started pissing your pants here
>>548015006I want to cum between Eishin's tits while she calls me a piggy
>>548014958No.
what does this expression mean
>people talking about eishin flash last thread>sure i'll do a career with her why not>first S S S everhmmm
make sure your trainee is eating well and is squishy enough for races, it helps to bounce off opposing umas while dueling
>>548014958When is it possible to actually have a loli squad without working hard for it? Obviously we have more than 3 now but aside from Medium Turf, it requires some serious/mild inheritance.
Why am I losing to 800 pow golshis on public lobbies?
>>548015227
>>548015276>900 stam>3000m track
soon
>>548015006She would call you a " putziges kleines Schweinchen"
>>548015276post their stats/skills and I will tell you
>>548015276libra is an even bigger gamble than virgo
god i HATE spamfags for girls that aren't in the game nor will be for a long time
guide libra?
They have the German horse, the American horses, the French horse (in the anime at least). Where is the stereotypical English horse?
Does anybody actually manage their Unity Cup team?
>>548015395
god i LOVE spamfags for girls that aren't in the game nor will be for a long time
>>548015146dumb horse, eat your vegetables
ohayo
>>548015448At this point all I really do is make sure Bakushin is at front and Seeking the Pearl is in Sprint, and maybe rearranging Urara early on
>>548015395I need her..
>>548015320no german does it, except if you're a fat child
>>548015495Namedrop them
>>548015447doto and fine are irish
>>548015238She just has better genes
>>548015495
So you're in the club with your trainer when this uma appears in a puff of smoke, slaps his ass, and pulls a bouquet of roses out of your ear. How do you respond?
>>548015538Yeah so?
>>548015624fart
>>548015624cum
>>548015624run away, slapping my ass comes after marriage
>>548015395personally i find their obsession almost admirable. Theyre just making the wait more painful for themselves
>>548015556>irishNo thank you. Don't offer Rob Roy to me either. I want an ENGLISH uma.
>>548015631there is no fat children in here
CM5 damage report
>>548015624Rice wouldn't let that happen
>>548015624Stab her with my sword
>>548015257Define loli (or better just list them)I don't think there are any in game (playable) atm
>>548015624I swoon
>>548015692>I want an ENGLISH umaHere you go bro!>>548015775She has no sword.
my kingu is the gift that keeps on giving (to me every night)
>>548015276Golshi 800 power had 1200 Speed instead.
I hate german peopleKill germans
>>548015876Rice would say this and act like this
Bros when did we turn into a blue shoes club? Where did it go all wrong? Remember the times when we donated yellow shoes? Before that one guy keeps donating pink shoes despite danchou telling him not to? Have we lost all our sense of direction?
>>548015818Taiki and Kris S have guns and that means Eishin has a swors too or a rapier if you want to be anal about it.
>>548015876Why is rice such an evil little bitch? Worse than Tama
My lovely orange wife Matikanefukukitaru
>>548015692rob roy is japanesethe only british-born nip horses that won G1s are Black Hawk (a kaneko horse so never-ever) and Asakusa Den'enthe second Japan Cup arc in cingray will introduce Eve Binti
>>548015876I refuse to believe Rice would do and say this.
rice the luohan of uma...
>orfevre>sirius>ramonubros I think I have a type...
>>548015953>swors>or a rapier if you want to be anal about it.dats ze joke
>>548015876sorry but your puny dagger lacks the reachyou'll get skewered, bitch
>>548015830Kingu should suck my dick
stop lusting after gyarus you useless NEETs
>>548016047who is the lolong of uma
Is it stamina + guts = 1200 or 1400 for libra?
>>548016067Oh...
>>548016005Maybe one day then...
>>5480161451400 combined plus two golds activating
>>548016140the better question is who is the hassad of uma
>>548016139
>>548015983Orange love!
>>548016270that's a child
>>548015775You pull out your sword only to find that the blade has been replaced with a rubber chicken. Fuji brandishes the real sword, swallows it, winks at Trainer, and pulls it back out.
>>548016265>>548016140what are you niggers talking about
>>548015692
>>548016107>dodges to the side>grabs your arm>stabs your heartdagger beats rapier
bwos im tired of being raped
>>548016378>it was just a hologram>teleports behind you>stabs your anus
>>548016332hot
>>548016434
>>548016357Please, Cygames, add her into the game. I know that'll never happen, but I can dream...
>>548016441>m-masaka!
>>548016504McQueen is already in the game
Is there any chance for LS in libra? Will only have a few days to train Cafe. Her kit is heavily LS even if we can make her end
>>548015448Only if a run is going well, and that's usually by the third race and on. But if>No distance S by second inspiration>Stats aren't anywhere close to what I'd like even if distance S procs>No intention to even make it a TT umathen I don't care too much and pivot to a jank parent run to maybe get some sparks out of it, also push through to finish the run and get event points.
>>548004178Just wait until you see the more erotic statues then. You'll browse and get hard and think to yourself this is nothing, I'm a responsible adult I can handle this- then you'll see that one unbelievable one, that one photo that makes you unbeliveably hard, that you must have. Suddenly you'll be the order purchased page before you know it. And then you'll tell yourself it's just a one time thing and its just the price of a few games, in a month its nothing compared to other hobbies. And then-
>>548015983your wife is earless
>>548015165Dancho*
>>548016635Take it back! She is NOT!
>>548015983Is anyone even going to run her this cm?
Uma Musume is actually a game about weapons
if mister cb is a male then what makes manhattan cafe?
>>548015448If I see the stupid triangle I check that the game didn't accidentally autopick Urara the retard for turf miles or sprints, happens most often in the first 3 matches, after that I don't bother and just statroll shit
>>548016468children shouldn't be gyarus they're not old enough for enjo kousai
>>548015448no
>>548016604she'll probably be a promoted late, or a 2nd place late against a solo pace, which means most of her shit won't proc anyway. pretty reasonable to expect at least 4 end closers on every lobby.
>>548016604what does LS mean, talk like a normal person fucking brown retard
>>548015830kingu is the type that would celebrate CHRISTMAS
>>548016693dancho is lame he never gave me headpats!!
>>548015276There's your answer bro
>>548016635HEY PUT THEM BACK ON OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE!
i dont fucking get it, mayacchi keeps jobbing all of her unity cup races when she's in frontrunner strategy, what position is best for her?
you guys can stop doing the forced meme where you pretend to like king jobber, it has been months of the game release
>>548016703and yet, all of them break when the dutty of dignity calls!
>>548016194>>548015953Yeah, rapier alright! Or maybe a rapie(you)
>>548016854what is this?
>>548016730hard to see LS getting promote. Feel like pace is gonna be common because of gourmand and race planner>>548016748I don't even know how to respond to someone this mentally fuckin retarded. Are you in the wrong gen you self-hating brownoid?
>>548016627nta but this is NOT a possibility because I just moved back in with my parents.
>>548016872okay but just for you, bwo
>>548016976Thx, I love this dumb gif
>>548016604Anything is possible bro, I'll be running a Rice, Cafe and Maya team, each in a different position.
lack of king halo's ass
god i hate not-in-the-game-yetfags so much
>>548015012And?
>>548016748>no uyou're the brownoid ESL retard here, what the fuck does LS mean faggotnext thing you're gonna say it's FR PC and ECfucking dog brown retard
>>548016920reminds me when I was a wee lad I didnt know how to write rapier so for a time I ran around with the username rapeur, which wasn't that far off from what kids call themselves online
The prettiest! The funniest! The luckiest! My orange wife!
>>548017159sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>548016920But I want to umapyoi with her...
I hope I get spooked by 10 umas on the allspark bannerI deserve it.
So left or right, which deck is better for Digitan? I like right for the skills and super easy stamina/mood management. But Biko gives a fuckload of stats and Swinging Maestro is still incredibly valuable.
what the FUUUUCK
>>548017250no no anonyou are the one getting umapyoid
Is this good?
>>548017030i was considering rice because you can mega gamble with her as promote. Prol gonna MTG simply because can guarantee spurt
>>548017024Shiraoki-sama is such a wingman
>>548017320okay parent cardsone has umakistan and the other a bunch of greens
>>548017094Digitan praised that booty but there's zero evidence of it...
>>548017287Thats fine, I habe to have Geschlechtsverkehr with her. All planned out and according to a schedule
>>548017284DOMINATED BY A REAL FIRST RATE UMA
>>548016970D-Damn I just wanted to tease anon a little but that kinda sucks. Money that tight?
>>548015012you just wanted anons to share their best banchos
kingu's first-rate caboose (as confirmed by digitan)
>>548017279distance?
does king ever get a good alt? how's cheerleader and wedding
>>548017284KINGKING KING
>king has no ass and there is no evidence>posts slopworse than posting fan fiction
>>548017465Job market is SHIT which is partially my fault for studying library science at a time when government services are being slashed and universities are getting really cautious. Probably gonna have to settle for a part time gig in my field for a little while.
>>548017375She's the best!
i'm sorry i couldn't hear your whining over the loud clapping of these cheeks
>>548016721who would be the best uma for enjo kosai
>>548017983sorry to hear that bwo
>>548015631Bratwurstbro....
>>548017428>real wordHot damn, well I would like to have geschlechtsverkehr too and paizuri, brudi
>>548018010Fungyaro!
>Matikanefukukitaru card provides 255 stats just by existing in your deck and finishing its eventsthat's interesting concept
Orange wife
>>548017969Digitan literally confirms that Kingu's juicy caboose is first-rate.
>>548018148The events are 100% rng
>>548015692Kitasan is part English princess.
>>548018164She's the cutest, I play her career with quick mode set to scenario only so I can rewatch the good ending every time.>>548018187Haven't you been making your offerings to Shiraoki-sama, anon?
German umas owe me paizuri
>>548017707Mile, Dirt, Late Surger.
>>548018271my peanits only exist to kiss their wombs
>>548018262Based and true
Every run tonight I've had a massive traiuning fail at 4% or under. I just missed a 1200/1150/700/500/600 Seiun Sky Long ace because the second summer triple rainbow + double bomb speed failed at 3%. That was 90 missed points plus a mood debuff I never recovered.
>>548017983I see. I don't know what to say, "Unlucky" but even if you've done computer science it's still pretty hopeless everywhere so it really can't be helped no matter what these days. I've had to do completely unrelated stuff before too. What's that part time gig like?
Fuck all these speed bitches just fucking off right after Autumn Tenno Sho. Not even a single rainbow and all the blue balls camping guts.
>>548018285I think right but change Nishino Flower to Haru Urara guts unless you want to gamble on hitting Super Creek rainbow in summer.
>>548018341i need a carrot wife in my life...
YOU WILL MARRY THE GERMAN UMAAND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>>548018548>willWe're already happily married.
>>548018076obviously
>already at 400k doing only 2 careers per dayFor once grinding shards isn't as painful as I thought. Hopefully they adjust MANT to be more palatable as well.
>>548018271>>548018315I'll exclusively have sex with her tits. I'll only do intercourse if she wants a baby but otherwise I'm going to be buried balls deep in her tits 24/7.
love this horse like you wouldn't believe
aieeeeee
>indo trash bug having a melty again
>>548018705digitan RAPE
>>548018879oisu
>>548018879neicha's panties....
why do umas make me so horny
>>548018628I hope they implement some kind of super race skip (like we do in TT/Aoharu) and a better UI to manage items/item shop so that we don't have to click 7 times navigating through menus while making decisions
>>548018457That would be nice...
>>548018879she would have a sweaty pungent and fluffy bush
>>548018954Because you're a healthy and virile man.
Do pump some iron and redshift work on the next CM?
>>548019062but it's wrong to look at their trainees with lust
uma tummies specifically
>>548018457queen of my heart>>548018372Right now, customer-facing retail. Keeping an eye out for part-time public library tech stuff though- the people who do the grunt work like cataloguing, reshelving, and managing rogue kids. Hours cap out for that at ~20 a week no matter what, but it'd at least look good on a resume.Umamusume.
>>548019146>pump some ironyes, delayed so there's minimal gain>redshiftno
>>548018879
>>548018671
>>548019225so only spurt and taishin?
mmm i love eating ants nomnomnomnomkitasan black
>>548019225>spurt and gamble with NSM or just give up lolI hate this game
>>548018879>>548019240neicha without her ear condoms...
>>548019154Step away from 4chan, Riko you hag
>>548019146you might be near full accel already for pump, its rough
what the fuck is wrong with El and Grass, their mood down events are so damn constant
>>548019281tamamo LOVE
>>548019313no stopping me, head-on from pace is also an option
>>548019062My future wife.
>>548019471i wanna feed and snuggle this poorfag
>>548019560it's like a black hole there, pulling you in...
>>548019413>Elretarded (terminal)>GrassMoody Japanese Maiden
>>548019546>head-onisn't this literally the same as lates except they can get OYL as a gold?
>>548019413does grass still have that mood down event during summer
>>548019647>retarded (terminal)
>>548019604One must imagine her happy
>>548019647>>>>>>>japanesenice try Grass but you're not fooling anyone
>>548019647The perfect couple!
>>548019647thanks for calling me Japanese, trainer-san, the next nightly rape will be gentler
>>548019653OYL requires you to be 6th or worse. no idea how our rooms will look like during actual CM, but most of the practice rooms are 2 end + 1 whatever. i'm a bit doubtful if lates will actually hit 6th.
>>548019704Yes, I auto pilot runs so I didn't even notice until I pressed it. I thought it was the summer 1 event everyone gets
>>548019471want to get her because i love kansai accent but fine motion is right before her
>>548019647El has a 10% growth in Wit I'll have you know!
>>548019754same energy
>>548019647>retarded (terminal)I laughed
>>548019814>specifically create goldship CMsI am going to have to politely ask cyge to fuck off with the golshit shilling
should I farm some fans for danchou or continue reading vn? gomen danchou, i'll do it tomorrow>>548019240
Round 1 of 3 votes for the Arima Kinen. About 3 million votes so far. As expected, last year's Arima and recent QEII Cup winner Regaleira is at the top as people are wanting her to be the first filly to win it a second year.https://jra.jp/news/202511/112704.html
>>548019924
>>548019704Yeah, but you get 1,5cc or a good white stam skill. It's good now.
>>548019754I'm sorry El but you CANNOT still be jetlagged and suffering from time differences after several years in Japan
>>548019763one must imagine her well fed and snuggled
>>548020018I want the French horse to be ridden by the Lememe
>>548019704>>548019858I trained her a lot for CM5, and only had it once. Feels like they nerfed that one a little bit, but the regular ones are still high.
>>548019704yes but now it has a chance to make you lose 10 energy instead for some reason
>>548020142EL CONDOR ASSA
>>548019704I actually hope to get that event now since it gives you hints for 1,500,000 CC which was a godsend for last CM.
>>548020132better than mood down I guess
>>548020142El Condor Tatas
I need more borrows bwos
>>548020090Cho matte...
Uhh, where is my straightaway spurt?
>>548020142she has plenty to grab
*teleports*onii-sama...
>>548019782can i at least not have to wear a collar this time..
>>548020306just go get it natty with yada
When are we going to get an umamusume with long flowing pink hair and huge breasts and pretty face and nice body that's oozing with sex appeal while having a fun or friendly personality?
>>548019912So does Bakushin. The wit stat is specialized to racing-related cleverness and does not represent general intelligence.
>>548016854No seriously, what is this
>>548016604Her stamina greed and dominator unique is enough. Grab all the generic end closer like NSM and spurt and you're good. Losing the recovery sucks but stamina greed already works as pseudo-recovery anyway.
There are too many umas I want, I hope they start releasing more shitty ones soon.
>extra borrows are goneThat sucksIt made doing extra runs that much nicerI only managed to get 1 9* power parent, I needed more time for the other.
I appreciate the advice anons gave me about mcqueen last thread but uh, never mind I guessI can't believe the only way to get spring tenno sho sashes is clovers (or doing it)...
why is there still "only one acceleration works" situations, shouldn't enough umas and cards be out by now?
>>548020431Stamina calc. Input your values there along the recoveries and make sure you set Rushed (1)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17cFLj_L2Qy9vNf2x0Cm7QnakEoxcbsWnRIxrOGqfPBQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>548020431stam calculator from the gaslight doc or somethingbut it's not hard to tell that the goldship was too low on stam
>>548020228
>>548020018Let's go Regaleira!
>>548020564Acceleration is overpowered so they're controlling the market.
>>548020606They look stupid here
>>548020559it's just 5 careers
>I have lost 100% of my CM practice roomsman long CMs just completely filter me, I don't get it, my umas aren't THAT bad...
tamamo is poor lol
>>548020564>shouldn't enough umas and cards be out by now?No, we haven't accelerated that much.
IT'S OUT!
>>548020698
>>548020606you know it burns Cocon up to make that dumb face in the loser backup dancer role
>>548020731who? we only watch SEA slop here
>>548020761based VFgod
>>548020606Bitter Glasse when?
>>548020559Fun fact: Cafe also uses sashes from spring tennocan't believe I'm going to skip an uma because of sashes
>>548020698Do Umas even make money from racing
>>548020609She can't come soon enough
feeding tamamo
>>548020698ines' parents killed themselves because they're too poor lol
>>548020803how do you not have tenno sho sashes? isnt it one of the most common races
>>548020434her ult is pretty LS coded too, but with there being so many ends she might be in LS positioning anyway
brehs...
>>5480205897 stam is really not much of a proof of being too low stam. They had 2 gold recovs after all.
Girl, we need to talk
>>548020926NTA but a lot of players kinda hate long races so it doesn't surprise me a lot of people lack long sashesAlso a lot of long race umas are premium outside of like goldship and no one uses creek
Nice nature a cute
>>548020886oguri says she pays for her own food coststamamo probably sends all her earnings to her mom and lives in squalor
>>548020803>>548020559I had been regretting the dozens of banner farm runs that I used to do before I really understood how easy it is to build decent bloodlines, but posts like this make me feel better about it. I have over 100 of even most of the harder banners.
>>548020926nta, no kidding. The sashes that I fuckin hate are Kikkua sho, why do soooooooo many fuckin umas need kikkua??
>>548020698Then how did she afford this for (You)
>>548020886It'd be robbery if they didn't
>>548018953Don't get tricked. She's actually wearing shorts
>>548020978biting uma earslicking uma earsfiddling uma ears with my hands
>>548020745imagine how she felt after this
>>548020926It's held once per career and it's hard to win if you're not training for long. Even my medium umas will job it and get 3rd or something fairly often.
>>548020926I uh, guess I play a lot of mile/medium umas, aren't they the most common ones?I actually was going to get cafe BECAUSE of how little long race umas I have (and I love her design) but my stupid ass pot5'd creek like 3 days ago not realizing what a massive mistake I just made
>>548021212she looks so dumb lol
>>548021132Such a kind horse...
>>548021249hot, unlike rice and her thread schizo thats spamming her
>>548021212i hate her smirk so much, it looks so goofy
>>548021098same.also noone has 1st place requirement so if they job there it's over, no clock
i want to put my little cocon up her bitter glasse
>>548020921At least he enjoy gyudon before he died
>early fast learner run>failed to get Straightaway Spurt from Sweep>got Straightaway Spurt from Taiki burstThank you, Taiki
>>548021213just play brian, youll live and die by it
>>548020142Your mambos, Pasa!
What decks are you nignogs using to train Mayano for Libra
for me, it's tummy
>>548020731This is the video that matershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2DzxQneYk
Someone else has the issue of game freezing with no response whatsoever?
>>548021323I still cant believe a fucking gacha-exclusive SSR still has an agemasen skill
Anus Fujin
>romance fanarts and fanfics between trainer and trainee has increased by 10 gorillion fold in japBuena Vista has done irreperable damage to the image of Tracen Academy as an institute
Wait, long S matters?
why are the turf queens so fucking strong
>>548021212>>548021249>>548021290she's literally this shitty meme
HOLY FUCK BROSMAYANO IS SO GOD AWFUL LMAO SHES DOING SO AWFUL IN ALL ROOMS AND HER ULT LITERALLY DOESN'T WORK
>>548021474
>>548021431it fits the horse, i pity the fools scouting for her
>>548021290>>548021249
>>548021509They are the best of the best, also old.
What a rare group
>>548021290>>548021249I feel like her mouth is too way down, I kinda fixed it here
>>548021376uhhh 3 speed riko and double powerI could also just cave and run 4spd 1 stamI don't have my own ksb so I can never dream of hitting the optimal statline, so every one of my ace will be gamblers with 30% chance to die
>>548021521isn't curvature really bad for the next CM?
>>548021462Ines Fujin looks like that countryside older sister/cousin/childhood friend that grew into an extremely beautiful and sexy lady and I really want to have sex with her
THE VOICES ARE GETTING JOLLY
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
First TM Opera O run, what should I expect?
Yeah, I almost had a mental boom. How did you know?
>>548020929The way her distance restriction on her unique and end being so prominent, you don't want her to be late. You want her ult to trigger at least around late race instead of midrace where it does nothing so she'd accelerate from backline -> trigger ult so it works like dominator -> won by outstam them after getting hit by greed and neicha. Especially with people skimming stam after power gaslit, you can rob some clueless people for your ult stepping stone at least.
>>548021595Well said
>>548021591I see it activate, no idea if it's activating at a "bad" moment though, only picked it because I had maximum hints on it and RICE FUCKING NO-SHOWED
>>548021240Pot 5ing Creek is not a mistake at all, especially if you're casual or f2p. She's one of the easiest umas to hit high stam requirements with. If you want Cafe, just get her and worry about fully upgrading her later.>>548021335I'd have to pull her first. Also, isn't she also forced to run some random shitty G2 with Top Gun that week?
>>548021606Be ready to become Opera O's wifeThis is non-optional
>>548021462i forget she's in the game sometimes ngl
Oh, its starting again
>>548021474It was already cemented as a dating facility, Buena Vista has simply reinforced the perceptionNow come on Tazuna, let's go on our date
>>548021595hmmmmm how about Energy down during a crucial moment of your run
>>548016604I hope base Cafe releases with End A instead, like her valentines alt.
>>548018879what is wrong with her knees
>>548021521she'll do fine as long as you get enough stam, which you seem to be.She's probably getting left in the dust by all the golshits and their midrace ult, so it snowballs into her never getting 3rd to proc her ult, but if she can do that, I'd reckon she'd be pretty strong
>>548021521I swear there needs to be a term for sloptuber bait because top gun is ABSOLUTELY that characterevery fucking video recommends her because BRO FREE STRAIGHTAWAY SPURT BROOO but she has genuinely bottom 3 worst ultimates in the game so who gives a fuck
i haven't looked far ahead yetwhat do i roll for after the kitasan rerun
>>548021606she will force you to become her trainerhusband if you get 1st place in all her career races
>>548021606Theater kids, supreme overlordship, being fought over by two princes(female), and being proposed to with a ring
>>548021591it can proc multiple times on libra
>>548021772christmas ogurifinemo SSRall spark banner
>>548020564We still don't even have enough usable End Closers outside of shoving sparks into umas with a B or C in End
easy on the huh I don't fucking know potato thing and sausage?? maybe room temperature beer
>>548021798>oguri shatew no
>>548021838What are you talking about?She's finally read to bear me multiple sons
she will save end closersand late surgersand pacers
>>548021575>>548021212
>>548021798After Kita if your a person who spends even a slight amount of money you can pay for a ticket for xmas oguri. So we're in an odd spot after where you only roll for umas you want for a while actually.
>>548021940I mean I'm not rolling oguriI'm just pointing out interesting banners for anon
Potential Uma Bros show me your d*ck please, I doubt Rice PWR is effective for her like Goldship with her training bonuses, do you use two stamina cards then?
>>548021521for once you may genuinely not have enough stam. bofa is ureliable and below 900 is really pushing it even with the whites
>>548021926>runs in soulful styles and paceI knew it my wife is cool
>>548021926only now I realized they nerfed the umas for Unity Cup, she doesn't have Late Surger A there (despite having a late surger skill in the kit), and that explains Bourbon only doing Medium races. i'm slow...
But will you go coupon hunting with Tamtam too?
Are the red hints nerfed in Aoharu?I swear they basically never give skillsOnly get skills from spirit training, but more often then not I'm getting worthless debuff skills
>>548021756her ult is fine if you don't run her as end or lateand if it does proc you're gonna winbut it's hard to do so when you're coming up from the backThey should probably make it so that it activates on 4th or 5th instead of 3rd
U've nade nothing but bad decisions this week and I will come to regret it later
>>548022084>they nerfed the umas for Unity CupThey what
>>548022113nyes
POV: 200m bullshit victory
hit me with your /uma/ memes, dubious quality or not>>548022139Tamamo and others don't have all those affinities if they randomly joins your team
>>548021521>Bofa and cooldownwait, that's fucking unreliable as fuck
>>548022136what's that vermin in the background doing there
>>548021619her ult is basically a more restrictive but also more powerful golshis tho. Maybe end is better.. unless your 9
>>548021521You have Cooldown, so I assume Rice was in your deck; where the fuck is Maestro? Where did BofA come from? Your skill choices are fucking terrible.
>>548022208>if they randomly joins your teamAhhh nothing directly affecting the uma you're training then
>>548022270Cooldown can be given by the welfare McFatty card
>>548022218
>>548021549gold city sneak
>>548022208I'm still fond of this one.
should I get double circle on end closer corners or do long corners+end closer corners singles? And such decisions. I cannot fucking take all of them
>>548021549MY FAURKING HEROSAnd Gold City
>>548021717>she'll do fine as long as you get enough stamI am literally telling you as owner of that character she is not doing "fine">>548022270see>>548021636she no-showed, figured itd be good enough to test and the results were absolutely horridI hear you all about unreliability but I'm watching the rooms, she's getting the moves off and it doesn't matter, plus even with the unreliability she'd have a couple rooms where they'd go off at ideal moments but she had a 0% winrate in 11 rooms (and never got close) (also 0 ults in 11 rooms)
That grass wonder fanfic anon posted was pretty good. 8/10 would get mind broken by a sadistic grass>>548022208I remember this a couple months back; it was fun
>>548021653thats before tenno. She has to beat a cracked mac on hard mode which requires 600stm+gold or 800 stam / or cracked rice @550 stam. Sometimes creek is a bitch too
>>548022371get two singles
>>548022416Post that fanfic. I want to read as well.
>>548022454https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352#1
>>548021678>>548021782>>548021793What does it mean if she wins Hopeful Stakes?
Reply to this post with the Uma you most want to sit on your face
>>548022552
>>548022267I do agree. But with your said with her ult being better than golshi, there's not much of a reason to stick with late unless you're lacking the resource to mutate her into end. You don't see anyone ever putting golshi into late.
>>548022502>2.4k favesdamn, that's a best-seller for written material
>>548022552>>548022595>>548022602SNIFFFFFFFF
>>548022595
>>548022614There’s a longer one by the same author involving Narita top road https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=25627618
Is migraine bugged? My mood still went up
>third fickle goldshi in a rowwhat's her problem?
Fatass stats
>>548022686you don't gosling a lewd image you poser
yosh! ikuyooooo!*gets 9th place*
>>548022719I think that happened to me during summer and I thought I was going crazy
The piges grow stronger day by dayI can't help but feel doomy about the future of cms
>>548022784I want to fuck the weird Seiun creature
Whats a better skill for an end closer gold ship this upcoming cup?Rudolf's skill or Brian's skill?
>>548022819Aikopi!
>>548022502H-hot. This reads like something Grass would actually do. I like to think Tazuna knew Torena was about to get raped and saved him.
>>548019225Pump is not minimal gain. Spurt and Encroaching Shadow have the better proc time, but Pump still works well.
Guys I'm starting to think I'm going to not even make it to A finals next CMLong CMs just ultra-filter me, I don't even know what to make besides goldship (and my goldship runs are going kinda shitty regardless)
>>548022903Just take it easy and get the freebies, bro. Its that simple.
>>548022903it's going to get worse and worse as new cards release, but just wait for mile and sprint at this time
>>548022903I entered two TT umas and got a few thousand free carats for almost no effort I've had my one sweaty CMWinning is overrated
They must be more to this game than just hitting speed cap
>>548022975Just make a Maya like everyone else bwo
Bros how do I get 1 million fans in 1 run
>>548022784help me find an apropos reaction image that is like the HNNNNG type but more exciting
>>548022975Nothing wrong with winning B finals instead
>>548023108Uh, maya seems pretty weak to me, "everyone else" is building her?Like, are they actually winning?
>>548023164you need a few more races than that
It feels like it's basically impossible to max the reporter's friend gauge in Unity
>>548023187Sloptuber gaslight. Just wait until Seriru video's drops for the TRVE meta.
We'll be checking in Dec 28th. Those that didn't watch Arima will be raped
>>548023187I've seen some maya wins postednot sure about WR and consistency thoughThere's just not a lot of options in this CMonly Ends are viable and maya can larp it fine and she's free. Other than that it's golshipacers just get eaten up unless you're a whale
>>548023164first off, don't do fan/parent runs in unity cup>>548023224even if you do you get like 10 to all stats so it's absolutely not worth it, kind of wish the random race rep went to her instead of riko if (You) are using a riko card
>>548022962Want a sequel where Grass goes sane again and realizes her sins
>>548022903Nah, pigges were strongest on the first CM. Unless you have been wasting your carats or very unlucky, you should have caught up a bit.
>>5480231641. Get an uma that can run more than two distances2. Assemble a deck with as much fan bonus as you can get3. ???4. 1 million fans
>>548023187I built a few Mayanos with okayish stats, and they are useless compared to Goldshi/Taishin and even some front runners at times.
>>548022903why are you guys doomposting piggies?Any f2p who wasn't full-retard with their account should have plenty of options by now, especially if you sparked on the riko bannerLike, if you REALLY think someone using biko pegasus vs your king halo is a monumental difference, that's cope. Yes biko is better, but not enough to a degree in which you couldn't beat them.
>>548022502women are scary, bwos...
>>548023457>King HaloMLB Sweep and MLB Kitasan are all you need until the speed cards powercreep come anyway.
>>548015012Yeppers.
>>548022004>>548022004>>548022004Nobody?
I really should've pulled on that Biko banner. I already have MLB Kitasan and there aren't any good speed support card banners until NTR Speed.
My wife is Narita Taishin
>>548015012She's not ugly, but it's like talking to a brick wallI get kuuderes, but I honestly think there's nothing going on up there
>>548022004
>>548023550What you said is true, but a lot of people like the kita+halo combo for the extra power trainingregardless the combo of kita/halo/sweep can carry an account LONG into 2026 assuming you have decent choices for the other stat slots.
>>548023643HOLY BACON, BATMAN
>>548022552me on the bottom btw
>>548023669>if you are really lucky you have it goodno shit
>finished run>4 fireballs never left gutsOne of those umas is supposed to have speed priority, too
Aren't there a couple of lax people?Runs aren't being had
>>548023720>"really lucky">MLB sr cards>when the game now has crystals on top of it>and the game has also been out for many many months nowSorry man, no sympathy at this point, except for the few sitting around waiting for the last Kita rerun I guess.
What is the lore behind Rudolf fumbling bad bitches
>>548023643>2 palHuh, I'll give that a try
>>548023814>SR cards with rates worse than any banner SSR are easyI don't even roll for cards (still got my plat btw), but do some basic math
>>548023602NTR is kinda bad anyway, with global's accelerated speed she'll be "meta" for like, 3 months best, probably 2. Plus... do you really want to invest ANYTHING on your account in MANT?
I'm an Uma IRL
>>548023870I have mlb king, eishin, mlb 3 sweep and a bunch of other mlb/3lb SRs. I onIy sparked KSB and Riko. That's itit's bad if you focus them, yes, but if you've been rolling your cards in general you SR situation will be fine. NTA
>>548024000>I'm lucky and that means everyone islol
>>548022903Wait till Holiday Oguri and the piggies become even stronger
>>548023814fuck new players I guess>rentals added to JP in December 2024fucking lmao
>>548024087hanukkah cap is gonna get assfucked when they introduce skill evos early
>>548024095Yeah this I'll agree with, new players are absolutely fucked in this gameLike they have a SMALL bit of life if they reroll on the upcoming kita banner, but after that's over they're genuinely better off not playing until the next gigameta speed card like pasa or some shit which is YEARS from now.
I will continue suffer through CMs without rolling cards. It's more fun this way.
>>548024095> Join progression based gacha game> But I'm a new player and I want to compete!Wrong game bub.
>>548024095What are the chances they add rentals early?
>>548024187you guys keep mentioning the big bad red skills saying "X is gonna get fucked"so who is going to be GOOD with the red skills?
>>548024296THE GOAT
Laisu
Member when shills said uma was f2pfriendly instead of a whalege like hoyoslop gachas? Now the only ones left posting are whales momposting their piggy decks. What's up with that?
Training for the next CM is tough.My deck sucks and until the Kitasan banner I cant really improve it.
>>548015012yep
>>548024361she gets ANOTHER fucking skill? And NEVER gets a banner?
>>548024364I want to make Rice ass pregnant
>>548023643uhhh umastan??
PvE gamePull trainees and have sex with stallions
>>548024229being inaccessible for players who didn't start on a banner with free rolls and gibs does not make it progressive
>>548024381Depends on what you compare to. Gacha games are by nature P2W.
>>548024402You rike?
>>548024381it was f2p friendly but it's also a progression-based game, meaning you needed to reroll at the start
>>548024381If you don't care about CM it's very f2p friendly
>>548024402Her game
>>548024459That sounds good but it still feels like frontrunners are shit-tier and this skill won't change that unless it just gives suzuka a jetpackthey can avoid late start, use all their shit, get their A&S at the end and just... lose, horribly.
>>548024424okay
>>548024545>frontrunners are shit-tierFronts have been the most consistently broken strategy in all CMs since Seiun got added if you have the cards and understanding to build.
>>548023643>>548023854what are you prioritizing with 2 pal? tazuna? riko?
>>548024497no Professor of Curvature to be found here
>>548024603>t. operates on month 1 sloptuber infohow many people here don't read patch notes, or like, don't even play the game anymore? Post patch they're anything BUT consistent
>>548024545You guys are extremely retarded at understanding fronts, I can't wait until Kitasan Nigger and Ball Seiun start dabbing on other styles on Longs
>>548024296oguri gets fucked because red skills raise the playing field to level, not because they nerf herso basically the entire rest of the cast
>>548024603I haven't seen good fronts in libra that aren't just Seiun piggies
>tfw wasted my gold crystal to wit a card intead of MLB my king for a impulse moment
>>548024667don't know, the only uma I didn't want to see in my finals was Seiun Sky, she just wins
>>548024640Just how I like it
>>548024715>Seiun is only good as a parent>Uhhh actually Seiun piggies just win lol
>>548022502Why did I enjoy reading that?
Any speculation from jp side of the game is still going to get large changes in the future like 5th anniversary?
>>548024603Anon you know global got balance patches in a different order than JP, right?
Do you guys think this could be a good deck if I just pop some fireballs on stam and power?
who would win nice nature or win variation
>>548024459Dang, I gotta gaslight people and tell them this counts as THREE skills for groundwork!>>548024497If it's her game THEY SHOULD LET US ROLL ON HER
>>548024667> le bad infoI think it's you who has been getting fed that.I'll call you when I win CM6 with a front runner again.
>>548024605Riko because scenario I'd imagine
>fronts still continue to be used on all servers>Kitasan Red and Mayano Cat are in SS tier for JP>brooooo fronts are shit tierWhy does /uma/ continue to spread this gaslight
>>548024545lol/uma/ is still too retarded to build fronts
>>548024928they were shit before because their card options were limited
>>548024497Sex
>>548024967They just got Bourbon though
>>548024931>>548024603Anons, people know how to setup fronts and get seiun unique, you're not revealing some forbidden secret tech.everyone saw the hags and falcos get eaten alive last CM by extremely generic lates, and fronts are so comically dead this CM people are running promoted paces with A&S because you genuinely have a strong chance of seeing 0 fronts in your rooms.
/uma/ is a goldshit general
>>548024886cm 6 actually looks grim thoughYou have no useable accels outside of angling and even then it's delayed and not as good
I have no strategy. I will use my favorite umas and pray for high rolls.
>>548024882wait 2 years for summer lol
uhhh can i make a good end closer out of eishin if i get the sparks for it? she has end C and long A
>>548024928>won the recent finals with fronts against S+ Taiki and Vodka It's probably f2poors and retards trying to gaslight people again
If Front is so good why don't you make a CM6 Lobby and showcase their excellence?
>>548025109Post overall cm winrate, if its low you were matched with shitters
>>548025109I still don't get the gaslight over FRONTS ARE SO WHALE GUYSWit cards in aoharu are literally the most f2p-friendly strategy there is, AND fronts literally just got a sweet free wit card on top of it
>>548025046Fronts on Long bank off of making a huge ass gap so no one can catch up which is doable on longer tracks but they unironcally need more stamina now because of spot struggle
>>548023916>be "meta" for like, 3 months best.I think I've heard that bullshit line before and what happened again?
>>548025171you'll summon the piggie seiuns...
>I-ITS JUST F2POOR UNLIKE M-ME BUUUHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
This thread is annoying
>>548024494It's very hard to "not care" about CM even if you're not into competitive and just a casul. Problem about gacha games is they usually make you feel FOMO so you just cannot not participate in them
>BUHIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>548025194what was witGOD cooking with that pasa
>>548025191the "can't catch up" bit is only applicable if you hit your accel, is the point. The gap is hurt when you're still in accel while the backline hit top speed 5 seconds ago. I love fronts but I can't see myself working smaru into this one
>>548025259Annoying Orange even?
>>548025194Because guts and wit cards will be the meta for MANT>Obertroon>Clueless retard seething about witgod
>>548025194>falling for impersonatorretard
>>548025046You just need to know what you're doing and test stuff instead of following dogshit guides. This are the stats (number next to uma is how many times they won first) of my practice room and some of the participants, the Taishin is a borrow since I didn't know it had such POTENTIAL and never rolled for herNot pictured: End Mayanos that never deliver, etc
>>548024928People like to say that we have bad actors disseminating false information to make CMs easier, but I honestly believe no one really knows and trainers are just getting luckyJust look at any 3 different guides to see that people really don't know what they're talking about
My game froze on this screen
NTR is good but she's not spend 60k free carats good. She also doesn't see the light of day after MANT. Just borrow her.
>>548025306The same thing he cooked for CM3
>>548024928Have no thoughtsDon't test anythingOnly do what preferred youtuber tells you toRepeat what they say as gospelDon't explain yourself
>>548025171Sorry, I don't care about namefagging like most faggots here
>>548025343>S ranks>1200/1000/800 with 1k witZAMN I could never
>>548025226>>548024763What the fuck is a "seiun piggy"? Rolling for one singular uma makes you a piggy now?Also I swear this thread operates on 24/7 theorycraft vs actually playing the game and going to rooms because seiun has always been a huge room check, she'll win yes if she gets her unique off but she loses to literally EVERY OTHER popular front, I mean shit even daiwa will steal 1st from her let alone a strong one like mrauzen, so it's more like a "test the room for 0 fronts" characterThis front argument has the same exact scent of anons unironically trying to suggest mayano meme gun, a really shitty scent, kinda smells like SEA youtubers
>>548025313Accels don't matter when a gap like this happens, this was during CM5. For a Long track the gap will be much much wider if fronts continue to fight each other for the lead without gassing out.
>>548025465mmmm interesting, would be fun to test if I had the fucking deck and luck to hit good aces
I miss mile already bros
>>548025343decks?
>>548025529long CM grinding is miserable, I made a S goldship after like FIFTEEN tries and she chain-loses in CM practice rooms anyway, shit feels doomed
If you rolled for things that I didn't you are a whale>only time this is a topic is when it's 4 PM in IndonesiaReally gets the nog jogging, or gets the pag "pagging"
CM5 Damage report>90 Platinum titles>23 Graded B Finals wins>6 Open A Finalswins>3 Open B Finals wins>Only 42%(90 out of 216) got Platinum titles>ONLY 2 anons declaring Fuku as their wifeIs /uma/ good at the game?>captcha: MNAHW
>>548025185It's about having pretty bad cards, not f2p vs whale (some f2p are basically indistinguishable from whale card wise and it's more about bragging about their luck). I struggle with fronts because I need statstick legacies and finding or making groundwork+statstick legacy is hard. Still ran double fronts in cm1 and cm2 because I felt like it.
All you need is a front and a dream>b-but--You forgot to dream
>>548025446>>548025446seiun piggies are whales who can bruteforce seiun's bad growth bonuses to make her competitive mid-race. Her midgame isn't bad at all with Escape Artist. On a whale deck that can cap speed with her and have stupid strong wit cards to funnel her sp for skills, she crushes.
>>548025608It matches the time where one always seethes about seriru too
>>548025343how did that maruzen not get S+
>Pigging barely had any advantageWtf is this gaslighting happening right now
I think Long CMs just drive people crazy because of the stupid stat requirements for these tracks
>>548025629Throwing a super creek as front runner for the fun of it. She can survive the track with her ult + SM and anther gold
>piggies are getting uppity
>>548025683>B84Medium is premium
we need a sprint cm, right now
>>548025683the REAL end closer
>>548025529No uma I trained for the next CM looks like they have even a 5% chance of winning, it just feels so depressing. I had so much fun experimenting and rotating umas during the last CM and now I can't come up with three to compete
>>548025717anon, creek can't ult in 1st...if you want to meme frontrunner, at least go with mcqueen
>>548025608selamat siang
>>548025528This was the CM4 medium track tested post patch with all the baggage fronts get after. They still do this gap shit and will cause ends and lates to never catch up.
>>548025592The taishin was posted some posts above.SMaru is Kita Riko Creek Motion Machikane, borrowed SuzukaGoldshi is Kita Riko Rice King Amazon, borrowed ToshoBrian is Riko SRSweep Kita Rice WelfareSpechud borrowed PasaThe SMaru is probably the silliest since I luckshited into Motion + the 2 from the event, and also maxed creek in 200 pulls
>>548025717Creek needs 2nd to 4th for her unique. Also, as a creekfag during cm4 I learned that Creek will sometimes actively fuck you up, and she'll use her Maestro, Gourmand and Pure Heart all at the same time.
Stat for stat, nobody beats gold shipYou cannot defeat gold ship
>>548025716Thats bullshitLast CM had people getting 1200 spd 1100-1200 powerYou just have that stat on Stamina this upcoming CM.
>>548025868>The humble sacrificial Air Groove who dazzled everyone before she ran out of stamina
Pigs are actually worse off than F2poors
mayabros it was supposed to be our turn
>>548025894people are mindbroken by having to train umas that don't have 20% speed growth
>>548025774SAY HER NAME
>>548025894Anon, you still need that speed/power this CM WHILE ALSO getting 1000+ stam.
>>548025868Gold Ship trackGold Ship gameGold Ship worldGold Ship universe
I confess. I admit. I only understood half of what she said... maybe even less.
>>548025894But you need 1200 stam AND 1200 power for this track or you get bricked by the hills
>>548025894training speed also trains power
>>548025894it's almost as if people were barely getting by with 1200/x/1000 power umas, while speed trains power on top of itselfNow you have 100 less required power but 400-500 more stam requirement that doesn't get double dipped with speed. Curious.
>>548025716What's really insane is thinking they need the perfect stats in order to even run when most people probably aren't going to have anything close to that.I'm not replying to that vodka bait post
>>548025918f2poors only spend time, pigs spend time and money so yes?
>>548025894that's because if you click speed, you also get power but for libra you also have to click Stam/power...
>>548025832Does this only work if you got two Fronts pushing each other forward though?
>>548025716It's because of having 3 to 4 stat requirements. I won CM2 with 1100 1200 then shit power guts and wit and that was a highroll. This CM you don't need to highroll to hit 1200 1000+ 1000+ 400 400+++ and can easily hit it by being a whale or with good cards
>>548025894Getting that much power isn't nearly the same as getting that much stam, speed training gives power silly
Man a lot of the later-gen umas are ugly as fuck
>>548025343Whales don't have the right to lecture anyone about builds you dipshit nigger
>>548025973Actually I just realized1000 power is a fucking gaslight. Last CM, a fucking MILE, was fine if you just went above 900I'm sticking to 1200/1000/800 fuck this shit
>>548026051like who?
>>548025797>>548025863Well shit. Front McQueen might be the play then with creek as pace and Nature as late (or vodka if im feeling spicy)
>>548024381>le whalesAre whales (yes whales, the ones with 3+ mlb SSR in their deck and not just mlb kita + full SR), are common enough to actually a problem in CM though?I successfully got in graded A round 2 every CM so far and in those 40 matches only met them 2-3 times, others were just sweaty/luckfags with similar deck as my.Maybe CM does have some sort of matching algorithm? If it does then why the fuck being f2p/p2w or whatever is a problem?Can you fags confirm how many whales you have met so far in CM?
>>548025991in the test rooms ive entered I lose EVERY single time with umas that are well over the stam requirement (1100+3 golds for testing) because they don't have 1200 speed
>>548025894>stepping on speed gives you power>ummm akshually last CM had people getting 1200 speed 1100-1200 powerThis kind of retarded post is definitely made by Vodka
>>548026097people are always scared of the boogeyman, even if he's not real
>>548026057Cope.Go back to watch your sloptubers that tell you to not roll on Riko because she's only useful for 4 months.
>>548025991you can 100% make arguments for power or wit, but if you dont cap speed while hitting required stam, you'll lose, every single timeNo one with a non-speedcapped uma will win a single round in day 2
>>548026004Yes but paypigs tend to live in the first world and can turn a couple hours of work into better results than thirdies can after an entire month of spending time pulling the lever and dumpster diving for food
>>548026051Orfevre is a beauty
>>548026031Nah it works with multiple fronts which is why some people used triple fronts as a viable strategy. The downside is the more fronts in the lobby the less likely your own front is going to be in the lead.
>>5480259391. she came off as desperate2. her advances were rejected3. object of her desire was already taken4. pressuring Palmer by saying it wouldn't count
>>548026097The only piggy I remember encountering got raped by my Rice hitting all accels and her ult at the earliest moment
>>548026051No they're not
>HOW DO I GET SPEED AND POWER AND HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO LAST THE LONGJust run Guts, it trains all three at once
>>548025343I wonder why the Seiun Sky has 0 wins while the Maru has some. Is she just not getting to proc angling because Maru always wins the midrace? I'm contemplating bringing two fronts as well but in my tests my Maru only wins if everyone else gasses out.
>>548025716It's still kinda doable in unity with perseverance and luck, but it was straight up impossible in gemini back in URA
1200 Speed, 1000 Stam +1gold, as much power as you can get and 400ish Wit.If you get rushed you die but that's fine, there shouldn't be too many manhatten cafes running around.
>>548025894Last CM's stat requirements were easily doable even as an F2P with shitty cards. Next CM you need to hit 1200 speed 1200 stamina and 1200 power on top of that, you can't even afford being a witlet too, and how do you get these stats except from a very high roll? meta MLBs.
Piggy opinions matter
>>548026194this argument always baffles me(most) people actually living in the first world can't just "work a few more hours", they're on a fixed salary that simply doesn't stretch to spending an extra $100/week on digital trading cards
>>548026179>explains why front was the luxury style because it requires at least 5MLB, to which an average anon could not afford>uhmm actually fronts are very strong if you just build it correctlyYou're the one who needs to go the fuck back from whatever discord you crawl from dumb nigger
>>548026062yes but that's because last CM you could hit that 900 power while also hitting 600+ wit with multiple wit cards in your deck for the energy recovery and extra skill points. There's just no room in your deck this time around to have more than 1 wit card (and taking a single card of anything is never optimal because of the multiplicative nature of friendship training). You could try 2 speed, 2 wit, plus riko and super creek with full stam inherit - but the extra skills you pick up simply aren't going to make up the ground you lose to a gold ship with high power and one or two late race accels because the late race accel period (up a hill too) is so long
>>548026097piggies aren't a big deal, the real problem are f2p reroller sweats
>>548026310I bet falco fucks piggies for pocket change
>>548025894it was easier for miles because people used at least 2 wit cards, helping with speed, energy and unity bubbles all at once. you cant be that efficient with stamina or power cardslong CM is harder because the recommended stats are way beyond many casual f2ps can do, which is for grade A finalists>>548025716Long CM should be easier to go thru once people just accept that B finals is enuff, you only need 1 win in round 2. Remember Gemini CM? winning first round was very easy because many people just cant build long CM, but second round was absolutely brutal and people were beating each other on huge power and skill differences
>>548026097The longer the track the stronger whales are from my experience. I get destroyed in Leo by a freshly made Unity S Maru whale with a billion skills and stupid high stats. Mile and Sprints are the equalizer and piggies will get out RNG'd even if they have a better stat'd and skilled Uma.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vi-GL9geOII
>>548026338The problem back then when your brocked your brockedThe QoL patch made umas smarter
>>548026318>$100/week$100 doesn't do shit in this game, try adding a zero or two
>>548026326>you die if you match with a whalethat's just monday. If I have trouble getting power, everyone else will have trouble getting power
Having 1200 in all stats helps you win the cmBuy my patreon
>>548026358SNIFFFFFFFFF
>>548026284Maru generally wins the mid race, and in the rare ocassions Seiun was first she got killed by End Runners even if she seemed to be doing well. It's likely that if Seiun is first the gap to the rest of the umas was not big enough. It's also a worse front runner in general, I only built her in a few runs to test if she had some chance of being better.
>>548026051>Dream JourneyIt's okay to say you're gay anon
>>548026397>QoL patch made umas smarter>all it takes is one retarded Uma to swing too far on the outside to loseThey solved one problem by adding another
>>548026318>$100/weekThis argument always baffles meYou either pag-max a grand total of $0 after 4 years of playing or you're spending at least $400 a month.>>548026404>You need to mindlessly whale like the SEA sloptubershmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Considering the thread is knee-deep in a "piggy" argument I think you all need a reminder how much carrots costthen remind yourself how many carrots you need to MLB a support card, aka get 5 of them.
>>548026104>>548026190I've been in rooms where uncapped speed umas still win but still within 1130 range or with long S and I want count those as lucky. What I am talking about is triple S speed power stamina because a few people in my club are stressing over that despite having perfectly fine uma.
>>548026323We are comparing MLB decked umas to MLB decked umas retard. If you can't pull good stats you'll be at a disadvantage on any uma.
>>548026464That is a feature, not a bug Being forced to the outer lanes is a positional failure
When Taishin gets the -3 mood event do you try to raise her back to Great Mood ASap?
>>548026491nooooo you can't point out that gachas are predatory as fuck and it's valid that people don't wanna spend on them
>PIGMAXXED>Lose Topkekkles
>>548026441I don't think the Seiun is that much worse than the Maru desu, and she has a stronger Angling to compensate. What's the usual length difference when Maru wins?
why do we hate witgod again? i thought he was cool or did we switch to vf?
Sorry anons if I have my way you will STILL get blocked
>>548026051It's always jarring to see clash between the vtuber-tier complex hair style wearing the plain ass school uniform
>>548026397in my finals match, everyone clumped together like it was pre-patch and brocked each other hardluckily i won from one of my aces going far out around the blob
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/za5wQulKL7A3 days left for Japan Cup!
I had my first umamusume dream, and it involved Orfevre out of all the charactersLike, I was her trainer, but it was kind of like one of those isekais where the game's ui was integrated into "real life"Was training her for late (looks like she's designed for end but didn't know she also has an A in late), I reached out to do a power training, and I tried to do some weird hand command, but I would up grabbing my headphones off of my desk and launching themReally would have hoped my first uma dream would have been more... you know.
You're the retard for not spending $500 every banner to get 600 more carrots and 4 more tickets per CM
>>548026548swinging wide is le bad? but I won cm5 with my wide swinging taikidoesn't lane change give you 0.5 velocity now
>>548026616Did she rape you at the end though?
>>548026491If you have paid carats then banners are a thousand cheaperIf you have paid carats, then pulling for anything is 66% offIf you have a credit card you can gamble $14 on a guaranteed rainbow instead of spending the $60 worth of free currency that you would when ten pullingSpending $21 on a fucking voucher saves you from spending 30k carats on an obuhi cap that some random brown retard on youtube keeps telling you about (he did spend $2000 to win at video games though!)
>>548026616Do you have fun though, with Oru
>>548026650Your uma has to literally run a longer distance going wide
>>548026491>If your luck is bad it could unironically cost you AN ENTIRE RENT PAYMENT ON AN IRL AMERICAN HOME to get a MLB support cardThis shit still blows my mind, I've swiped in other gacha but I have never even CONSIDERED swiping in Uma with those prices, I guess korean coomer gachas (somehow) have better price standards
>>548026524triple S speed power stamina are literal S rank umas and that's very hard to hit without cracked parents and full mlb deck
when do paypigs just... quit? Surely at some point a new gacha comes out and pigwhales move on, right?
>>548026708We have to wait until we get paid selectors, rentals, SSR ticket shops, and umapass
>>548026565he plays like 10 gachas no time for uma
>>548026569>What's the usual length difference when Maru wins?Varies wildly, I didn't track the statistics. But at the corner where the camera changes the rest of the umas are often pretty fucking far away if Maru has a chance of winning. I never got that with Seiun
>>548026725sadly S rank doesn't even matter next CM, my S rank golshi has a 0% winrate in CM practice roomsand yes practice rooms attract tryhards, but 0% win-rate is pretty chilling
>>548026583we do love him herehe's seldom been wrong because he gives short and succinct information that are just objectively good instead of bloated theoryslop.Anyone who seethes about him gets downvoted bigly
>>548026464Swinging too wide is bad most of time, but it's good when some bullshit like this happens
>>548026708fucking cow tits
>>548026661>>548026703No, the sound of my headphones slamming against my wall woke me up before anything really happenedIt was weird it was her considering I know nothing about her other than her face.
>>548026616my only uma dream involved none other than Eishin "SEXO" Flash, and all I did was try out clothes with her. I didn't even get naked. It was wholesome, but man, I can't score even in my dreams...
>>548026663>makes something cost a house to buy>but if you only pay us a third of the cost then you'll think it's a great deal
>>548026650You know how in racing games your car has to follow a line while keeping top speed because it's essentially the shortest distance path you can go through at X speed?Now imagine it's way more simplified (this game only has wide turns) and that the racists closer to the rail will have to run less.
>>548026802>HELP I'M BROCKED
sex with oguri
>>548026583I like him but half his info is bullshit. > Wit game when it wasn't wit game yet> this card is not that important> pace chaser with groundworks> etc
No wonder bad or regurgitated advice get thrown around here a lot because you are more concerned with how much someone spent on their deck than anything else.
my wife will save end closers
Why are f2poors so insecure?
>>548026863marking a product up then having a "sale" down to the price you actually want to sell it at has been a marketing tactic for eons
>>548026663the voucher is one of the few things worth buying, but keep in mind global will get it over a month after xmas oguri's bannerto top it off, by the time the voucher goes for sale global may very well have red skills, which means xmas won't even be meta anymore
>>548026851>POV you're the only shota at the beach and the umas need a snack
>>548026863>Houses cost the same as MLB cards: $400 to uhh $2000 and not at least $800k for the worst shitbox in a crime ridden areaIt REALLY is indo hours
>>548026863It works so why not
>>548026524I think it's because 1100 speed zone is actually within margins for differences in spurt power to make up for it. And also anything above 1096 speed with S distance is stronger than 1200 capped speed A
>>548026962>but keep in mind global will get it over a month after xmas oguri's bannerI heard the cms that happen until then don't make the optimal use of xoguri tho
>>548026491I would pay $70 for this game... once, to get the entire thing in a non-gacha format (but with some in-game unlocking and level-raising still required via goal achievement, to give the game structure and to give my personal stable of horsies some persistent character). In gacha format, I will pay $0 for it, always and forever.
>>548026903>> Wit game when it wasn't wit game yetIt was wit game even in URA. Think about all the CMs we had, the winner was decided by the who who procced the skills.
>brown hoursWorst part of have a graveyard shift schedule
>>548015012I always get jumpscared by her normal rest animation. It’s like she’s staring straight at (me).
>>548026583Eh his videos are a bit as flaky as other sloptubers but his content is concise and actually gives more info than retarded hour long videos that waste your time.
>>548026962YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT THESE STUPID RED SKILLSHOW ABOUT YOU TELL ME WHO IS SO "GOOD" WITH THE RED SKILLS? WHAT'S THE "META"?GIVE ME A TOP 3
>>548026776Interesting anon, might be helpful to start tracking them to filter out cases where the ends have delayed spurts because those are the only cases where pic related Super Creek, even with NSM and pace multipliers, can win. The Gold Ship in the pic can't full spurt without both recoveries triggering so I suspect that is what is happening to yours as well. Valuable data nonetheless, I'll probably go back to building Maru to see how it goes.
If you are an f2poornigger from a third-world country that plays a gacha game your opinion literally does not count. I hate lower caste brownoids so much.
warning, naked female with bare pussy
>>548027064Just read every current Global Uma's red skills, since everyone gets them they give you parity against XOguri making it harder for her to win
>>548027027>Wake up at 5 AM because some brown retard food delivery driver is driving his bike without a muffler which can be heard from blocks away>Forced to stay awake for several hours during brown hoursgetting the double whammy here
>>548015012>potatoheadWho, Biwa?
>>548027141waw
>>548026616My only uma dream involved Dober but she replaced the girl that sat next to me in school and I woke up before it got good. This happened a few nights ago and wondering if I should roll for her now.
>>548023636The career dialogue feels very underwhelming (why does the easy route has better character development than the hard one??) and the Main Story was generic at best. But the bond stories do have deeper themes going on, it made me understand her ult a bit more for example.
>>548027131is it really "f2poor" to not want to spend FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS to mlb a support card? Is being a complete fucking idiot with your money really that big of a flex to you?
>>548027141but where's the cat?
I'm brown and I will just keep posting objectively correct information to piss piggies off
>>548027176SHUT UP
>>548027209>is it really "f2poor" to not want to spend FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS to mlb a support card? Is being a complete fucking idiot with your money really that big of a flex to you?You talk about others being retarded with their money yet you could've paid $30 to a chink for an account with a MLB card
>>548027236with an oguri cap image?
>>548027209You don't have to spendYou don't have to playYou don't have to post here and bitchWe don't care that you can't afford a luxury
>>548027131hey, don't discriminate. some of us are white trash.
I spendI playI post here and bitchI care
You are hopeless
>>548027292Are those still on sale?
>The Unity explosion gimmick gives me Spurtkek
>>548027141
What the fuck happened to this thread
>>548027116I mean, I'm running that goldship, that taishin, this not pictured Mayano. Another goldship. I even made a long Vodka as a joke just to see if she could "hit the spot" somewhat despite shit speed and long B.I don't think it's a case of "none of the end closers triggered their accel combos". Of course, fronts are a competitive strategy, it's not like you'll get 100% win rate with fronts and ends are dead, that's absurd. But given my umas, SMaru+Goldship seems to be my best bet.
>>548027064Just read some of their skills retardbro. A lot of them give like a fat .45 velocity speed upgrade or gold recoveries that give .15 velocity at the same time.
big ...
>>548027131nah, im f2p poorfag but still won alot in CMs against whales. luck correlates with skill
>>548027445home...
>>548027389If they aren't, then they're going to be by xmas.Also the game is going to be nearly unplayable for another 10 days.
>>548027421poor faggot got mad someone spent on the gamebuhi got mad someone didn't want to spend on the game
>>548027445why are you doing URA finale?Why are you using 4 speed cards on a speed growth uma?
Stego life
>>548027292objectively, the people who have fun spending 0 dollars are the biggest winnersspending for """"value purchases""" might give you some manner of fun, but you are forever removed from the biggest winners who are f2p
>>548027482>Also the game is going to be nearly unplayable for another 10 days.?
>>548027389yeah, they're about 20 aud
>>548027445Her BIG Bakushin. She's gonna do it!
>>548027509I like when big number go upUnity doesn't have big numbers
>>548027482What do you mean?
>>548026583Only ESL shill Witguy, dont understand any of his crap
>>548027389I was curious and took a peekWOW those prices skyrocketed, I remember MLB kita accounts were like 12-14 bucks back during her banner
>>548027557>Unity doesn't have big numbersYou can hit over 100 in a single training. I gambled here and got 113It's just even more RNG
*have mlb rice kitasan riko biko*Uhh guys can any help me I can't reach the stats :( how do i play this game
Buhiii
is part of the halloween event? or why does my daiwa sound .... weird
>>548027509I don't know how to play geimu and Unity is confusing and my run churned out a way weaker Uma than from URA so I stopped after that
>high chance that buena and her trainer already had sex DURING HER CAREER because they were already comfortable by the time there was a heavy implication in her hotspring eventJesus christWhat is happening in Cygames
>>548027438>I don't think it's a case of "none of the end closers triggered their accel combos"That's not what I was implying. If an uma doesn't have enough stamina to finish the race she will delay her last spurt to compensate, and you can tell when this happens from either:>Straightaway spurt triggers only on the final straight instead of before corner 3>The difference is 5L or moreInterestingly, NSM will trigger before the corner regardless of whether your uma delays her spurt. But if a front can only win because the other racers don't have enough stamina to finish the race then they aren't actually good because any racer would have won in that position.
>>548027524>objectively, the people who have fun spending 0 dollars are the biggest winnersAre you talking about the guys seething over losing one CM or begging 24/7 for carats from CYGENEROUS™ before quitting?Maybe you're talking about the retards that see MLB SRs and have a funny little aneurysm?>>548027559>>548027525>newfags don't know about the chinese account farms Conceptualize the "connecting..." notification but it takes a minute then drops you from the game because a chinese entrepreneur called some stupid shit such as 'Lon Dong' is rerolling 300 accounts per minute.
>>548027683have sex with umas
Did we confirm the lower your x/number at the end of CM it means you have shittier opponents?
>>548027737having illicit relationships with your trainees are not allowed, though
>>548027683they made still in love and had to ask themselves "how do we top this level of trainersexual"they topped it by making the most ultimate vanilla wife ever(who is also overpowered as shit in-game), no idea where they go from here thoughForget powercreep, how can they stop STORYCREEP?
>>548027606bro don't get ripped off
>>548027712I've still got my event spe, retardThe game been playing like it usually does, the occasion crash since that last updateWhich is why I'm asking what the fuck are you talking about?
>>548027825What about a Kuudere?
>>548027808shut up Riko
>>548027524objectively, the people who have good luck when rolling are the biggest winnersif you are unlucky as f2poor or buhi, you might as well kill yourself
Some of you need to be put in time out for biting. Here you go, chomp on this for the next several hourshttps://jiggie.fun/8Bd7Rohttps://jiggie.fun/8Bd7Rohttps://jiggie.fun/8Bd7Rohttps://jiggie.fun/8Bd7Ro
>>548027698I see>But if a front can only win because the other racers don't have enough stamina to finish the race then they aren't actually good because any racer would have won in that position.All of them ? I don't think so, there's been various wins with others "hot on her tail", they didn't look gassed outPlus my Brian hasn't won even a single raceI could get that addon someone made to track run data to give better info but it's kind of a hassle to modify games files and whatnot
>>548027870idk if any kuudere can beat "affectionate childhood friend who actually wins"
>>548027642There was a buhi that was exactly as you described in last thread kek >>548009286
>>548027712>people seething about CMs and other people's SRs and begging for carats and quittingthey are obviously not having fun then, so no, I'm not talking about them retard
>>548027808You're gonna get raped by Cocon Riko
>DoNotShipUh oh, somebody's getting fired.
>>548027906that is included, yes. Gambling is fun when you don't lose but only winpaying is losing by default
Old man Flash...
Do all the uma stories later on really just amount to "trainer cock in my pussy please"?Feels kinda shitty in a game where the company actively forbids porn, at least if I play blue archive or nikke I can watch my girl fall in love with me then look up 30 doujins of her titfucking me afterwards
>>548027712Is that why my club's ranking has been going down so fast? They activated the bots to get their event finished faster?
Can your ace beat little cocon?
>>548028069>Do all the uma stories later on really just amount to "trainer cock in my pussy please"?I kinda doubt it, considering that the trainer's gender is specified by the player.
>>548028028>it's realWhat in the goddamn?
>>548028028Jenkins...
>>548027839>1 million accounts
i remember spending everything on digitan so why do i have 100 rolls saved again oh right i swope nyahahahahahahah
>needed long S to be doneJust fuck my shit up....
>>548028028OH NO BROS WE'RE GOING TO GET LEAKS OF FUTURE CONTENTI JUST LOOKED IT UP, THE NEXT UMA RELEASING IS KAWAKAMI PRINCESS!
>>548028095You're just in end of month rush hour and your club mates are lazy. The club I'm in is rocksteady.
>>548028180Eat your vegetables
>>548028150what does this mean
https://www.youtube.com/live/9ZcO4ovUrm4pakalive in 30
>>548028180little shit who doesn't talk to her father
>>548027839ONE MILLION
Smart Falcon is a WHORE
>>548028069>blue archivethe sensei that groomed their underage students and making sure everything they ever did (up to assassination attempt) is forgiven because>powah of adultor something? THAT guy?
>>548028139actually, after dober the player gender is basically never acknowledged outside of occasional umas using gendered pronounsso despite your doubts, yes, all year 3-4 umas basically imply toreina cock in pussy
>>548028180you mean sweeped. get it?
>>548028028Its just a log. Jenkins is a compiling tool. Fall Guys did a blunder like this but instead of a log file they partially released non-encripted source code so now people can cheat ingame more easily.
>>548028257Hoooly
why did I get given an energy drink this time
>>548028283I know, I'm just being dramatic.
>>548028306remember when they said they'd give back TP for runs that were affected by bugged cards? this is for thatsome people using R riko got over 60 back
>>548028270If you were stupid enough to learn Japanese for video games then you are too stupid to be trusted.
>>548028348dumb curren
>>548028257We both lost last CM, curren-chan...
>>548028348Yeah keep being dramatic and see what happens, you tease
>>548028194>nd your club mates are lazyAINT THIS THE FUCKING TRUTHI FUCKING HATE DANCHOU TAKING A BREAK SAYING GETTING S IS EASY
>>548027642I checked some opponents last CM and it's actually insane how many have some really shitty skills and stats while having couple non-welfare SSR MLB and bunch of SR MLBs. No surprise many claim "rerolling is necessary" they likely can't get to a good ending in career without that.
>>548028356they gave me one for that two weeks ago alreadymaybe I triggered the falco one on a spook at some point too
>>548028398Pretty sure I've seen a bunch of Curren victories posted here but not one Dumb Falcon. Curious...
Guys, I actually got past 30k carrotsWHAT DO I DO? DO I REALLY JUST SAVE FOR OGURI? OR DO I JUST LIKE, BUY HER WITH THAT TICKET?SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND
>>548028471you should give them all to me, of course
>>548028471Follow your dick
>>548028283>Fall Guys>cheatwhat the actual fuck (I don't play it but I know what it is)
>>548028471I DON'T KNOW!!!
>>548028471Lets see what umas you got and how are your 3 big SSRs doin
>>548028471ALL IN ON CAFE
>>548028442turbo should be naked too>>548028471roll so you can get biwa
>>548028471Show me your cards with umas and I can give you my insights.
Mfw my 11year old niece is addicted to the same game as me (this). How can I overcome the shame?
>>548028467all the currens in my club lostthough desu I feel for falcobros, fronts are so shit now, I just laughed seeing my non-speedcapped oguri win finals over a maruzen who looked pretty close to perfect
>>548028471spark digitan nyow
>>548028471STOP YELLING AT MEEEEE
>>548028525It's not surprisingIn any sort of competitive environment, there's always going to be those that want to win no matter what, even in actual games for children
>>548028471All in on Tamamochud
>>548028554Call her f2poor and roll this banner in her facethen kiss her
>>548028550>>548028549I TRUST THIS OGURI IMAGETHESE ARE MY UMAS! I HAVE MLB KITASAN + MOST THE SR CARDS
>>548028554set up a room and beat her ass
>>548028554Get her pregnantCan't spend time on electronic horse girls when she's worrying about not fitting into her clothes due to pre-teen pregnancy
>>548028554who's her favourite horse?
>>548028525If you ever play a competitive real time game, expect chinks to absolutely shit on it.
>>548028686But what about your SSRs. Those are important too
>>548028626AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE WHY IS INARI ONE THROWING GANG SIGNALS
>>548028581Didnt Smart Falcon dominate the 1st mile CMsShouldnt you dominate the 2nd mile CMs as well with all the QoL even the new witcard came out for free
>>548028554Beat her ass in game, then beat her IRL.
>>548028471I'm just using the ticket. Still need to spend my carats elsewhere
>>548028554At least her account isn't better than yours
>>548028871The amount of people who just completely ignore or don't mentally process the balance patch the game got is just crazy to me
>>548028871NTA but every falco I encountered in round 2 jobbed horribly. No idea if anyone here had success
>>548028069>Do all the uma stories later on really just amount to "trainer cock in my pussy please"?SIL and Buena DO NOT represent every umaI don't know why people keep coming to this dumb conclusion despite a lot of recently released/announced umas don't fall in categorylike fucking Red Desire aka Cafe's daughter is canon a Vodka simp
>>548028804>gang signalsWait what, are you a zoomer
Love how the windowed/fullscreen option still shows the wrong text.
>>548028815wife very soon
>>548028871Raped by S Maru and Seiun from the front and every Late from the back
>>548028436Umas shouldn't do this...
>>548028069Yeah and it's amazing. It will probably also continue that way since Buena made millions.
>>548028927>the game will be two years old and people will STILL call fronts overpowered or call late surgers "gamblers"
Wedding Curren soon. Kinda.
https://files.catbox.moe/esi8mv.mp4
i see a 900/1000/800 stam + 1 gold recovery winning this practice room. looks like the real stamina required is 1200 total
When I say late surgers are gamblers, I mean my precious fuku
>>548028780I looked at the pic before i looked at the post and the reply chain and briefly wondered why a chart about marital fidelity was in an uma thread and how brazillians of all people were so faithful
>>548029172wait a minute this isn't porn this is just some 30 year old broad saying something that I couldn't care about
Curren sex
>>548026558Anyone know?
>put curren on home screen for the first time>FIRST thing she does is lean inStay back demon
>>548029110Show me a 60+% winrate late surger for last CM
>>548029001Yokujou Bazooka?
>>548029247Don't bring Vivlos into this you semen demon
>>548029181I tried this, but I kept getting blown out in rooms by Potential Umas with 1100+ and two golds
>>548028964>canon a Vodka simpmeans nothing when at the end of the day it always end with her trainer alone the whole night in some hot-spring inn, also I doubt cygames is retarded enough to make again another career being a simp/rival when we already have digitan and scarlet
>>548028969no?
>>548029269Falco was so right about her
Last CM was hard for Falcobros, surely Scorpio will be a kinder track right?
>>548029269Better put on a chastity cage before she can get to you
>>548028871Waste of time when SMaru exists. She's good for the dirt CM tho.
>>548029191Same
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
Curren is one of those girls who are just in it for the "hunt" or the "corruption"The moment you return her affections or say you like her, she'll ghost you and move on to a different guy.
>>548029467
>>548029505What a slut. She shouldn't know those terms.
>>548029319No, it was Onaho Kyoushitsu Joshi Zenin Ninshin KeikakuYou could've just let me live on thinking no one saw me post in the wrong thread
>>548029505Stop trying to corrupt her, you succubus
https://www.youtube.com/live/9ZcO4ovUrm4 pakalive LIVEget in I can't post images!!
>>548029356>Hot spring inn means it's definitely sexSeems like a (you) problem. It's just a hot spring trip, nothing like in the hentai you watch
kawakami princess is so unpopular not even the hipster contrarians here want herLMAO
>>548029356Her career will be more centered in being a schizo and her rivalry with Vista since she jobbed a lot against her irl, the vodka thing is just a gimmick like her also being close to cafe (parent) or how the caretaker used to calm her down when fireworks explode made her nervous
>>548029357Maybe you should grind some culture bwo
>>548029736I'm going to roll her but why do I have to announce it every thread?
so now that the dust has settled, how much health does bignig Suzuka actually need for miles? guaranteed groundwork is tempting for TT, but not if I have to hit 900 stamina and 2 gold heals like stacalc suggests
>>548029712thanks for reminding me anon
>>548029725now this is a sad cope, maybe you are just too virgin to understand what it actual means
>>548029725>a Vodka simpSeems like a (you) problem. It's just admiration, nothing like in the hentai you watch
>>548029725Come one anon, we are not kids anymore
>>548029774Just test it in practice mode. The game gives you all the tools
>>548029774bout 700-750 or something
>>548029774Maybe around 800, dont fall for the gaslight.
>>548029736She seems coolBuilt in NSMBut she seems made to showcase the dueling mechanic with all these guts and skills triggered when next to another umaWas there dueling during aoharu or was that another mechanic that got desynchronized between global and jp?
>>548029774I have no idea. I gave up on Suzu
>>548029828doesn't that require having umasI guess I could scour my club for a few
>>548029736She’s really cute, ngl. Just can’t afford sparking her with KSB and Dober on the horizon…
[Image of Mr CB]
>>548029774My big nige TT suzu survives with 700 stam in mile
do you think they will announce a new uma
>>548029736I have to admit I know nothing about her but I will wait till some anon post her career story to see if it's worth the pull
>>548029898You can run it with npcs too. Also you can get them from other TT teams as well. Just about anywhere you can check another uma
>>548029848no, duelling was only introduced with MANT/1st anni
>>548029736Is it my fault Umamusume is one of the most popular yet least f2p friendly gachas out there
I like rape
>>548029981Grass...
>>548029925Contrail I believe it
>>548029356Even Digitan has a little (you) bait in her story episodes and onsen ticket
>>548029925Hopefully, I want playable Bouquet now
>>548029736all desuwas are perfect
>>548029925Deep Impact and King Kamehameha double feature
>>548029925Liberty Island
>>548029972to be fair the only truly unfair about this game is the fucking card lb system, usually in a gacha you're worried enough about getting one SSR, in this fucking game you need like five of the same
>>548029774700~ solo, 1500 if there's another bignig
so uhwe just not doing new threads anymore?
>>548029774the two I lost to had 750 and 800 stam
>>548030101the assigned janny will kill us
>>548030101We're going down like Raisu. So long and see you later
>>548029948Hmm, +guts training horse that has skills that fire in a dueling contextInbuilt NSM when NSM wasnt that great when she released in JP but is pre-buffed nowMedium distance CM after the next one, which is Kawakami's main competencei smell a global exclusive meta pick
did they mess with the sparks? i've only been getting 1 speed/stam/power recently
>>548030101Look I understand that a thread older than 7 is really unappealing but you have to wait until it's 9 or 10 before giving up on it
>>548030180in the past image limit = moved on but okay
>>548029774thanks all for the helpmay the goddess of victory kiss only (You) today
>>548030197MAKE A THREAD THEN BITCH
>>547798956>>547798956>>547798956
>>548030228wait a minute...
>>548030228Not this again you trickster
WOWhope no one falls for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZcO4ovUrm4
>>548029736I like her Vegeta hairline and pretty eyes but that's it
>>548030228pls no bulli
Make A New Track? More like Make A New Thread…
>>548030228>the poll poster got baitedwhat an idiot brainlet spammer
OH NO NO WE GOT ONE
>>548030271Too late
Someone fell for it>smugteio.png
I bet FFIV niggers did this
>>548030101Because /uma/ has an exclusive janny who deletes thread made early
>>548030280LAUGH AT THIS NIGGA
>gaslightoguri.jpegWhy haven't you guys moved to the new thread yet?
>>548030280https://litter.catbox.moe/trynvp.jpg
what is (You)r mood, anon? Normal? Good?
>>548030382Horny for McQueen butt
>>548030306>>548030368>>548030358make him the new thread pic
>>548030228I thought the JPniggers got real uppity but I was actually in their den!
>>548030358>>548030368His post should be the new bread OP
>>548029736I play JP, I barely cared about her reallyUntil she showed up as Fusaichi Pandora's rival in the final chapter of part two main story, I do like her now.
>>547798956>>547798956>>547798956new thread, move now
>>548030382Good, tomorrow Great!
>>548030368So its come to this huhi need to start using catbox
Wow...surely not twice..
>>548027321whats happening in the JP thread
need umanko
>>548029504why does the japanese hate on falco so much anywayare idols unironically loved in the west more than the east these days?
>>548030449Oguri please
>lust provoking imageme want uma sex now
i hate you niggers so much make a new thread
>>548030521GABEN GIVE ME THE STEAM FRAME RIGHT NOW
BAKER PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY CARATS
do not bake
Mayano Top GunFully clothed
Chat gptUmamusume big tits naked hugr boobs sexy
bake
>12k viewersholy shit is uma this popular
end of uma
Fuku my Orange wife...
>>548030754it peaks 60k~80k on non-anniv streams, peaks 150k during anniv/new scenarioduring the heydays it gets close to 300k
does this survive libra?
stable diffusion generate me an image of rice shower with a fat vulva
>>548030828those were the good old days...
with this 7 i finally get to rape tamamo crossanything else i kill myself
sex with mihono bourbon
>>548030850https://files.catbox.moe/w44w7n.png
>>548030947anon????
>>548025030pace with groundwork this cm acctually has a chance again endniggers
@Bourbongrok is this real?
>>548030947nice roll
>>548030986UMANKOToTToT
>>548030986this is how Rice awaits you after every training session
someone bake before I have to fuck it up...
>>548030947fukuGODS i kneel one more time
>>548031076Do.it
>>548030986I will umapyoi with Rice.
>>548030986holy moly
>>548030947 FUKU NO
the final /uma/ thread...
lazy niggers who can't even bake one bread
no YOU bake
>>548031224well everyone, it's been a ride. what was your favorite /uma/ moment? for me, it was the jiggies
>>548029736I want her but there are umas I want more.
>please wait a while before making a new threadwell fuck me
>>548031304I liked when we had themed races, like the bakushin only races
I blame the piggies
>>548031336>>548031336>>548031336new
>End of Service>End of Threads>Drake.jpg
When doing parent runs, is it worth getting the gold version of skills? I know getting the double circle ones help but I dunno about golds
>>548027932rude....
>>548029001>>548029602I saw this too!! nerd~