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Teio!
I ALMOST MADE A NEW THREADTHANK YOU
>>548031336
>>548030154>did they mess with the sparks? i've only been getting 1 speed/stam/power recentlyWorks on my machine.
https://www.youtube.com/live/9ZcO4ovUrm4PAKARAIBU IS RAIBU GET IN
all my GOATs are gone
>>548031336>rigged for croix because duramente kids are fucking kitakids since kikkasho
Digitan love
https://www.youtube.com/live/9ZcO4ovUrm4why is there real women? where are my umas?
Sex
Piggies walk so luckshitters can run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZcO4ovUrm4Machico sexo
I want all your recovery skills, please.
>>548031485croix jobbed in france too...
>>548031498Those are the real umas anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2_5nJyew4I&list=RDu2_5nJyew4I&start_radio=1
cooldown and BoFA literally have the same activation conditions so why are yall niggas saying BoFA is a bad skill
>>548031454Okay but that's on a Golshi legacywhat are you supposed to do with that
CM5 Damage report>90 Platinum titles>23 Graded B Finals wins>6 Open A Finalswins>3 Open B Finals wins>Only 42%(90 out of 216) got Platinum titles>ONLY 2 anons declaring Fuku as their wifeIs /uma/ good at the game?
>>548031485Sunrise Earth and Seiun Hades are really cool names.
>>548031530sex with all these umas
>>548031587>Claim that sparks are broken>Literal proof that they aren't
>>548031498uma musume is seiyuu game
>>548031590Idiot
>>548031547Fuku you can't even use all those in the same race
>>548031336>me win piggies open their mouth
>>548031485>kwab du nord
>>548031590idiot
>dream journey va is literally dream journeyWhat the fuck?
>>548031473I like Shin Emperor
>>548031590Fucking retard
Hitomi Ueda is genuinely such a good voice actor
>machicomuted
>>548031542Some of these bitches look as old as the hags in those jerk off parlorsThat's kinda hot
i hate machico's voice so fucking much
machico is so small
Dream Journey's VA looks cute.
>>548031590There there anon, it wasn't your fault.
>People are going to be running Cafe as a End and not LateBuilding up her End aptitude seems like an insane pain in the ass
they said they're sharing details about a game update todayalmond eye confirmed
>not even top50it's OVER for umaooo
end maya is badbut like, would pace maya be better???she can get head on easily, she can get angling. Her ult works in the front much more consistentlyIdk she can stack midrace stuff to push to number 1 or get lucky pacer
When doing parent runs, is it worth getting gold skills?
Have you guys heard about the leaderboard meta?Basically you wintrade with another guy who made umas around your rank. Top has few players so you just keep rerolling until you find his purposely shit roster to max out on point. Then he does the same to you the other way around.
I wish we would get pakatube gibs too...
>>548031839That's cute aggression.
SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO
AAAHHH I FUCKING LOVE MACHICO SEX WITH MACHICO SEX WITH TEIO, TEIO RAPE
PLEASE don't give oguri or curren chan the mic
>>548031590dumb fuck
I LOVE HER VOICE
Holy shit, it's Dream JourneyBut a HAG
>>548031498The horses are dead anon
We love Teio here.
>>548031868maybe they will drop a teaser at the end, anniversary in 4 months
>>548032003I want her to wear black bodystocking and then sit on my face with that look on her face.
>>548032018>feed the dead horse to a hag VA>uma soul transfer
>>548032003So Dream Journey
>>548031868it's going to be ebayan
I want to hear Teio moan.
Why do we have to go through this idolslop everytime? It's not even the good kind of idolslop, it's the 3D PIG DISGUSTING kind
>>548032107teiopain.webm
>>548031532Golds are significantly better at passing down the white version of the spark. So if you want to spark it, absolutely take the gold.
Plapping Oguri Plump as in peak sexo
>>548032179kill yourself
>>548032174Dream Journey is so cool and sexy...
Eeeehh Torena are y- *gets raped*
>>548031531>Piggies will soon have access to this and kill us F2PsIts so fucking over...
do you think any of the VAs have had previous experience in JAV? asking for a friend
Oguri's VA said her favourite character in Cingrey is Michelle
so who is this machico uma???
If umas were real would they be sacred in india and would Indian sell their piss and shit in store?
>>548032003Qt
wake me up when they add stegold
m*chico is so fucking cringe
call me when they make the announcements
>>548032179Ok vtumor watcher
>>548032273if umas were real they will be the ruler caste and regular women are fucked
That brat Teio will get what's coming to her, mark my words.
>>548032260Based
>>548031498I love machico
Mini my beloved...
Wait, does this even matter for us? Whatever they're getting isn't coming to global, right?
Tamamo...wait...I just ca...UGGGH I'M CUMMING AGAIN!!!1111
Machico is cuteWe love Teio here
Do position/distance skills still count towards your career rating even if your uma has a F or G affinity?
>>548032365but teio is in global
>>548032365it will matter in 4 years :D
>>548032365what do you mean? it is coming, sweetie, just in 5 years
Rice makes me happy
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>548032365what if they announce EOS
>>548032365It's fun to listen to and scout future merch drops
I love Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking love her.
>>548032405YesTheres an excel where you can manipulate stats for open league
As part of the Teio sex program, Teio sex. That is all.
>>548031751when?
Ehehehe
>buhi buhi buhiiiiii!what did machico mean by this
Digitan LOVE
>>548032365It's just that time of the month again where JP beggars raid the thread and everyone pretends it's acceptable
Tamtam is so cool...
>>548032239>can't use it on the Mightiest Miler
tamamo will never be cool
>blurayniggas still do this in 2025?
>>548032430https://files.catbox.moe/w44w7n.png
>>548032365nigga there is more to uma musume than just a game whether you like it or not
Childs!
>>548031485GO TASTIERA
>>548032578I want to be married to a girl that could potentially look like my daughter...
>>548032430I'm going to spam fan runs with rice right nowJust finished jerking it to her breathing
>>548032608what did cygames mean by this?
>>548032578cute!
>>548026051Yeah, I once took a scroll through the character release schedule and noticed that past a certain point all the horses become some overdone Yu-Gi-Oh level shitI'm fine with some flair like the golshi hat, oguri tiara thing or the tamamo ribbons, but past a certain point it just gets ridiculousI plan to enjoy my comfy grounded-ish academy of cute girls and then dip once it get's too insufferably chink/korean anime levels of stupid.
>>548032578Cute Rice wife!
>>548032703FAT FUCKstill cute
>>548032703What the FUCK is she doing?
>>547579458>>547927904here you goany further requests will be put in the backlog i still need to finish the last original requestsafter that i will pick a random uma after every uma i draw
>>548032608Tama-chan sexo
Nobody wants to be Rice Shower's husbandShe's a villain with ill repute
>>548032745pls make brian
>>548032703fatty couldn't help herself
>>548032760I know who you areBut unlike REAL woman of ill repute, Rice Shower doesn't want to cuck her friends
>>548032760My wife is a hero!
OG Tamamo skill cutin looks dumb, I like the festival more, but OG outfit is better.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F3l547Teuxw?feature=sharehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ATKC4bRgh0?feature=shareStill I hope I get them both, Im skipping Hannukah Oguri
>>548032365In Japan you can literally buy cereals and energy drinks with carat codes on them for JP version.You can also get a pre-gooned uma
i will NOT fall for rice VILLAIN propaganda
I am Rice's husband.
>>548032760I am her husband though
>>548032527I want to umapyoi with Digitan...
>>548032736Eating, she is one of the big three
>>548032564Is Rice a squirter?
Rice Shower is a VILLAINDon't fall for her lies
Why does Oguri have that vibrator thing going into her skirt? Like what is it?
We are all Rice Shower's husbands
>>548032608Any release date yet?
rice shower is my meat toilet
>child in car sticker for your carkek
That's a funny sticker.
tamamobros they're making fun of us....
Child
Is it possible to raise an attribute of C to S? How many sparks would that require minimum?
>>548033008Imagine using this...
Rice Shower is a whore
Rice is my precious imoutowife
>>548033026easily, like 3?
>>548033054I will use this.
>>5480330262 stars per rank
>>548033026Three. I shall have an end maru one day.
Tamamo Cross (child) is in the car in front of you, what do (You) do?
>tamamo "goo goo baby" cross
I fucking hate you all, you gaslighting motherfuckers.
Rice Shower raped me...
When doing fan runs, what is a good stopping point for stats and just start running races without rest?
Evil...
>>548033067Begone demon
>>548033026It's 1* then 3* for every rank,an uma that starts with G can only get up to C at the start of a career after that you need to hope for inspiration
>>548033124slam on the gas
Childs.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>548033154I just send it to G1 races, just spam speed in URA and use stam sparks and you'll cover minimum stat requirements.
>>548033067TOTAL CURREN DEATH
>>548033230UOH
These two are pretty gud friends, huh?
the aura farming figs are mid, but these are cute
>obey your master fig in production
>>548033067The false idol FEARS the real imouto
oh nice
pay the buttler
>tastiera got the outermost gateIt's fucking over.
KITAHARA'S OGURI CAP MASCOT
What the...
damnif only someone makes a TXR mod out of this and the stickers
>>548032239>no friendship gaugeYikes.
Feno's VA is an absolute unit
that english teacher from Fate is raping belno....
>>548032239Thats good but not groundbreaking.
Ryan-chan!
>>548033508Only I can do that.
>3 sr>1 riko>kitasan>yukino>none of the ssr events finished when there's only 2 of themI'm so tired of this game... Idk how this got nominated as best gacha.
>>548031859*4 is doable. Getting that with S long, spurt, and proper ace stats, now we're talking.
the evil pinball machine...
Whens Manhattan Cafe coming out again? Everyone might get fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/B7ZhehUlv_M?feature=share
Post Eishin giving up on the gibs game.
Tazuna having to look at all those fillies doing morning stretches with their trainer thinking it would be nice to have a trainer-san massage her back in the office but she has to chase trouble makers again
bros, do you think she'll survive the track... the low stam is kinda worrying
>>548033736All my trainees look like this. I'm getting strange looks from other trainers.
>>548033820taurus is already over bro
>>548033724>youtube slopCafe is just a sidegrade Golshi that only excels in long, but seeing the cost of skills,its not that bad.
Teio's voice is so cute.
SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHICO
Teio's voice is so shit.
>>548033901Based>>548033924>>548033929Cringe
Teio voice is so shit its cute
I’m indifferent to Teio’s voice.
Nobody wants to be Doto's husbandShe's a villain with ill repute
>>548033820>PaceShe's not winning either way
Machico love
I want to hear Teio’s voice after 8 hours of intense umapyoi
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEIR TAILS???? MY IMMERSION NYOOOO
>>548034048Id marry the goof
I love Taishin. Do (you) love Taishin, anon? You should
Goldshi's va is such a unit next to the average japanse woman
>>548034247>all those stolen caratsTruly villainous behavior
>>548034304they're not stolen, she got them from their part time """job""
>>548034048this
japanese women have mastered the art of loud = funny
>>548034302Tall for asians is average for the white man.
>>548034253I got Taishin instead of Digitan, I'm not happy with that and haven't done her career yet because of it.
>>548033021Super Creek: "DO YOU LIKE MY CAR, TAMACHAN? GUESS YOU'RE READY CAUSE I'M DRIVING FOR YOU. IT'S GONNA BE EXCITING! GOT THIS FEELING REALLY DEEP IN MY SOUL. LET'S GET OUT, I WANNA GOO-GOO BABIES. COME ALONG GET IT ON!! ""GONNA TAKE MY CAR, GONNA SIT IN. GONNA DRIVE ALONG TIL I GET YOU, TAMACHAN. CAUSE I'M CRAZY, HOT AND READY. BUT YOU'LL LIKE IT! I WANNA GOO-GOO BABIES WITH YOU! SHALL I GO NOW?""GAS, GAS, GAAAASSSS! I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS. TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR MOMMY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"
lmfao goldship
>>548034397:)kill yourself
>>548034387I know and thats makes it funnier
imagine the smell
>open stream>close streamdo women really act like this
>>548034442I'll take Taishin down with me then.
>>548034524god forbid women have fun
>>548034442Why are potentialfags like this
I got spooked by Taishin months agoI still do not train Taishin
How many more months until MANT? I want to slave train my umas as advertised, I remember anons saying they were moaning / groaning.
>>548034524You have no whimsy and will die alone by your own hand
>>548034524for money? yes
>>548034585potentialfags are some of the most obnoxious character fans
Goldshi is the GOAT
>>548034585You have to stand for the causes you believe in, anon, even if it means encouraging suicide unprompted, ESPECIALLY if it means that, it's how you prove your commitment to the cause
One question anons - are swimsuit versions in the common pull pool?
>>548034629we got Aoharu after 4 monts from day one, I expect MANT in about 3-3,5
>>548034706yes
>>548034706everyone gets added to the pool after their banner
>>548034706Everything is, you can check the pool and droprates for a banner by clicking details at the top right
150 carats for bossu
I'd rather have the 30 clocks
>>548034706everything exceptstill in loveorfevrejungle pocketgentildonnaduramente?loves only you?
>>548034768I like to sniff her cap, same with Cheval and Tanhauser
>>548034783What for? I rarely use clocks even
we don't get those, do we?
>>548034524They get paid to larp as umas for idolfags who totally forgot the main point of the game is horse racing
>>548034783>lacking clocksYou are not ready
>>548034629NYOOOOOO RAISU
>>548034749>>548034760>>548034765thanks anons I will be rolling for my BASED manhattan cafe and christmas oguri cap, gonna skip out on maruzensky's paid roll, I'll get her eventually (only want her for coom)
Hey
>>548034841I just NEED them okay>>548034862113...
DAHBY????
>>548034706Yes but if you are curious, go into scout, go to the banner you want and click details, near where it shows how much carats you have, it will open a window, click rates and you can see everyone that is on the banner and your odds
>>548034894where is she going?
>>548034829Wtf I thought it was only gentil and orfe thats no in the pool and theres more of them? WTF why?
I wonder how much umas fartDo they fart like horses do
>>548034829not trueyou can still get spooked by them you just can't selector ticket themand from that list, only Still, Orfevre, Pokke and Donna are unticketable
>>548034829>>548034920thamks
5 FUCKING MOOD DOWNS IN JUNIOR YEARHOW
Hachimi
>>548035051Based Rice trainer, don't lose hope.
>doreja will never teach you calculus
Imagine changing a bunch of shit and still keeping "Don't Overdo it" in the game, I love getting a run bricked for having the gall to fail a 20% failure chance training
>>548035089I actually am training rice and I've never seen this happen until now. If this was an ace run, I'd have to take it out on danchou again
Fuku or Bourbon as a solo wit card for Seiun?
Mile CM in 4 short years, better start preparing.
>>548035203bobo
>>548035152>mfw failed triple rainbow x triple bomb on a 5% speed training thrice in a row at classic summerI really wish I had recorded that now that I think about it. I was seething so hard I just closed the game and didn't play for the rest of the day
i can't believe the insensitive japs use chr*stmas instead of holiday
We need to discuss more about Rice and her problematic admiration towards the Magician.
>>548035203Taking the lead is really good
>>548035346CHRISTMASBIRTHDAY OF JESUS CHRISTTHATS FUCKING RIGHT KIKES
>>548035310>>548035152(me)ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME MAN
>>548031585>>548031585>zero responsesfucking GASLIGHTERS
CHRISTMAS? But what about Kwanzaa?
>>548035203>Right handed hints or 0s GOLD ACCELTake a guess
>>548035421they're both shit retard
>>548031336I have a rainbow uncap crystalAlso have a support card pickerAnd a lvl 45 Kitasan Blackdo I wait for the banner and roll, or spend one of these to MLB her?I'm a newfagI think having a fully powered kitasan would overall make my base umas stronger, right? Probably better to use one of these, yeah? Or should I instead roll for kita, and then get support Super Creek with the picker and save the crystal to one day MLB her?also, I'm not some hardcore multiplayer player at all - only play singleplayer, but do want to play it with comfort
ANOTHER BOY UMA
Stinky alt
Teio's sour piss in my face
>>548031585>>548035421because bofa can activate too early or too late (which is still kind of bad even with the changes)later it will activate mid race and basically be equal to swing maestro in consistency
festa alt???
>>548035505she actually looks decent now
>>548035464I'd say gamble first. How much carats do you have?
WE GAMBA
>>548035538You're crazy
Festa looks like she reeks
>>548035464use ticket on kita they won't add new carda to that ticket so you can save up carats by not rolling on the banner >>548035550do not bother gambling you will get fucked over there is literally no reason to waste carats if you can use the ticket selector to MLB Kitasave the crystal
>>548035464super creek status? FM status? SR cards status?Needs more context
>>548035416Christmas has roots in pagan traditions, with many modern customs like decorating with evergreen trees, gift-giving, feasting, and the timing ofDecember 25th linked to pre-Christian festivals like the Roman Saturnalia and the winter solstice YuleSaturnalia: The ancient Roman festival for the god Saturn, celebrated in mid-December, included feasting, gift-giving, and general revelry.Yule: Northern European cultures celebrated the winter solstice, honoring the sun's return with bonfires and evergreen branches to symbolize life and light.Sol Invictus: A Roman festival celebrating the "Unconquered Sun" on December 25th, marking the return of longer days after the winter solstice.
>>548035464>things that make you want to save crystalYou need SRs (average of 56 of them while sparking)You have the condor card at 0LB so if you get kita at 190 pulls then at least the spark is going to something else that could be useful since generally speaking, current SSRs get a stat bonus at 1LB>things that make you want to spend crystalyou don't need SRsyou're 1 kita way from MLB and want to save 30k carats for some other bannerno condor>things that make you sound like a retarded nigger"lol who knows if I'll be playing 3 weeks from now, yolo!"
>in a suit>still looks like a bumHow the fuck do you even manage to do that
>>548035678>in a suit>still looks like a bumhe's just like me fr
Finally...
>>548035678bum genes too strong
>>548035723The recession hit some of us a little harder than others, no need to fitshame anon
>>548035659>Saturnaliawhen
>>548035464LB3 cards are enoughSave it for uma banners or future powercreep cards
I would have sex with this uma.
>>548035731how's mambo going
Yay I can finally get Dream Journey.
wedding dream journey...
easy skip
that's a whole ass wedding dress
>>548035831WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH
>>548035831isn't it december?
>>548035464use the ticketdo NOT use the uncap
>>548035758Never, after global ditches the event in favor of>Happy Holiday
it's christmas you fucking retards
>>548035530?????????????????????????OKAY?????????????????????????AND MY ORIGINAL QUESTION???????THE FIRST LINE OF MY POST?????????THE FIRST 9 WORDS OF MY POST SPECIFICALLY???????????????WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????COMPREHENSION???????????????????????????
What was that unique....
Yeah nah, I'm not drinking THATThat's laced
>>548035624This
>>548035831UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Blushes at (you)
>>548035919spiked drink
>>548035921I'd drink if it's laced with Journey's hachimi
>dream journey ult is literally thisum based
>>548035979Gonna drink her juices.
So you're saying uncap crystals are worth more than selector tickets?
>ChristmasErmmm it's actually Holiday
>>548035781Great, no flatliners
Golshi game...
>>548036045yes, crystals work on any cardselectors only on what's in the pool for that selector
>>548035993>>548035989>>548035979>>548035921>>548035919>steals her travel tranquilizer>put it in your drink
>>548036045yes because you can save those for future meta cards
>>548036045yes because you can use the crystal on ANY cardselectors usually have a limited pool
>>548035831My psychotic trainee can't be this cute
>>548036045well yea, selectors can be limited to an available pool but uncap xtals can be used on any SSR
cute holiday golshi
>>548036106>The one writing this post
>>548035464Since you only need 1 more, I'd probably use the ticket on Kita and save carats for something else. Save the crystal.Unless you really need more SR support cards I guess. Getting 0LB Creek probably won't help much, you'd still just borrow her instead
>>548036101>>548036117>>548036121>>548036132I seem to have made certain mistakes in uncapping my Kitasan
>barely paying attention to stream>suddenly golshi noises
wait newer SSRs gives TWO golds??
>>548035831WIFE WIFE
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
CHILD FENOMENO
>>548036210it's fine, having Kitasan is human rights and is literally required for still like 2 years
>>548036249They have for a while.
How tall is the fenomeno va?
Post THAT picture of Oguri Cap.
What are these people saying, I don't speak chinkese
inside of you there are 2 fenomenos
>>548036302
>>548036261she's seeing our future child
>>548036249yeah plus most of the time they're useable at LB0/1 tooIt's how they powercreep support cards slowly but surely
>>548036196This, just use selector on Kita to have her MLB which will make you save up carats not rolling on the banner, LB0 Creek is nothing and you'd still borrow either her or Rice anyway
>>548036314Chinese Thai or JamaicanChineseChineseChinese
>>548036314>I don't speak chinkeseDishonorable behavior
>>548036314That /uma/ is a Digitan LOVE board
For a second I thought I clicked on the JP thread, why are we talking about JP content?
STOP SLIPPING UP OH MY GOD
>bossu
>>548036434uma is umafun things are fun
>>548036397the left Oguri is blushing a bit too hard
>>548036416true
dream journey is 100% puffing herself up in the wedding outfit it's not completely flat
>>548036314'grobaru pereiya yu rike?' 4 mo yaars, no EOS, yakusoku'
>>548036045Uncap crystals are best used on a shared banner but the other card is garbage kinda like this, which shares some group card
>>548036434Nobody wants to work on their long aces right now
>>548035979This bitch ugly.
>>548036509Yeah that makes sense, I'll keep that in mind going forward
>>548036434we'd rather talk about literally anything that isn't gayass L*ng CM
>>548035550I'm gonna roll for two normal (running) umas, so actually.. 0 Shit, so I guess I won't even be rolling at all>>548035645no super creek>FMDon't know what FM is>SRsMLB: Air Groove, Agnes Digital, Narita Taishin, Matinake..fuckfuck, Nice Nature3 uncaps - Fuji KisekiEveryone else has 0-2 uncaps, and I probably don't have some SRs - my total uma count is 94 >>548035868>do NOT use the uncapWhat, why? Doesn't it make sense to use the uncap? I can pick something else with the ticket, no?>>548036196>save the crystalWhy?I don't think I'll ever be rolling for support cards after Kita, and focus on actual running horses
>>548036558TAKE THAT BACK
>>548035979wife
>>548036498Nero?
Uhhh what's Christmas? Don't they mean end of year holiday?
zamn another event already? global is never going to catch up at this rate
How often does this die? I was dicking around with a Guts set up
>>548036587>>548036521That sounds about right then. I'm still refusing to make my aces.
>>548036413My virgin cup winrarAss wonder...
>>548036593USE THE TICKET ON KITASAVE THE CRYSTALit's that simple dude
I think I like ningen women…
>>548036446oh my fucking god
>gold christmas event with christmas trees christmas presents and santa orfevreaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee localization sisters I don't feel so good....
>>548035645Oh, if FM is fine motion - I have ONE support Fine MotionAlso one El Condor pasa support>>548036683why would I save the crystal
>>548036669*bang*
>>548036712Last I checked Christmas is a holiday so included in Happy Holidays
>>548036696Cheating Aoi with Riko
Fenomeno sounds like a cute uma
>>548036593FM is fine motionideally for the early stages of uma you have your own MLB Kitasan black, super creek and fine motion so you can borrow a flex card. I'd say roll your last copy of kita and maybe you get lucky and get spooked
Here’s my memequeen front runner She will absolutely die mid race
What if I use both my ticket and uncap xtal for Kitasan? (she's 2lb)
Can Dream Journey stop trying to fuck her trainer up?No just literally but also figurativelyShe fucking spiked that drink for sure
>>548036210Using it to get Kita to MLB, or even 3LB, is fine. It's good value still. Waiting until after her rerun banner would have probably been more efficient, but you can save your carats for something else.Not like you used your crystal on Rice or Riko or something
>>548036727I'll be honest I completely forgot about Nice Natie/debuffers, I guess I'll start testing fitting a Raisu in
>>548036210your account is bricked you should give up it's literally over shit happensAt least you didn't use pink tickets as if they were free pulls and instead you're holding onto them for sparking, right?
>>548036708Yeah thats why I don't train Rice, kinda regret choosing with my dick when I choose her with that selector
>>548036723because it's a limited resource that is hard to get and the crystal can be used on LITERALLY ANY CARD IN THE GAMEyes you will roll on other support cards after Kitause the ticket on Kitasan because it has limited pool of cards anyway so you are good for years on speed cards so you can use other cards on your borrow slotsFine Motion is gonna have a banner with a really good speed card later on
THEY'RE ANNOUNCING STUFF ABOUT GLOBAL
>>548036865Forgot your Oguri pic
>>548036805only when they don't draw her like a man
>>548036813Why dont you run her in practice to see if thats actually true?
>>548036816If you're happy with your SRs right now and would rather do that than roll on the rerun, yeah, 100% do that
Get this for your girlfriend
>>548036865>it was fucking nothing>vote for uma in game awards
umegane
>>548036851It's just that as a newfag, rolling for support cards feel like a waste, you know?Support cards should be like half the price, because when you roll for umas, you get UMAS that have animations and shitI REALLY don't like rolling for support cards, also I'm a complete F2P
>>548036838Yeah, imagine doing that, couldn't possibly be me
>>548036667>Global is only going 25% faster>Future events after 2nd anniversary will be new events every 9 weeksScenario cards have literally zero value, only piggies will roll max copies
>>548036210Just cope and pretend you were using the crystal + your selector to uncap your Kitasan from LB2
>>548037008do what you want, we gave you advice already
>>548036865FUCK YOU
>>548036993I'm not sure what people were expecting. Dorito Pope to walk out?
>>548037008same so I just don't roll themI'll roll for Light Hello in 8 month though if I won't get her in free rolls.
>>548036975>girlfriend
>>548036910Ran her in a public lobby; she faded at the final corner
>>548036210it's ok you get enough materials an uncap gem every... uh... 6 months at least you used it on an useful card instead of riko
WITJAP IS UP
>>548037008>I'm f2p btwwe know, you're the vegans of mobile gaming
>>548037072yes where's my doritos collab
>>548037030you don't need to MLB scenario cards for them to be usable anyway, most are good at 0-1LB
>just need Rudolf to give me 2* of either Speed, Stam, or Power>here's 1* Wit bro>here's 1* Guts bro>here's 1* Speed bro>here's 1* Guts bro>here's 2* Wit bro>here's 1* Power broI'm so sick of Symboli Retard
>>548037097Did she really gas out or got out skilled?
>>548036975that would be rude
>>548036917I'm thinking of saving my carats for future umas like Tamamo and my SR pool is kinda decent so yeah
>>548037087Bro...
there’s no way Uma loses to the Wuwa right? I just want my free gibs
>>548036975>your girlfriendYou're expecting too much from me
>Gentildonnaoh...
>>548037283No, but it would be incredibly funny
>>548037283The hoyo people will vote for Uma just to deny wuwa the prize
get this for your car
sex
HAG FIGURE LETS GO
>>548037230I mean, probably both? She only has 3 whites to begin with, and this was what i was dealing with
>>548037283i want uma to win but i won't be surprised if it loses
...
AAIIEE
That Teio is MASSIVE
>>548037348ummm that is maruzenksy from umamusume not claynel tho
>>548037030I can't wait for them to throw the Throne curveball and release it early into MANT rather than 2 weeks before it died
>>548037283Whens the winner announcement going to be anyway?
Uhhh apparently this company is making a doll of Raisuhttps://dolk.jp/pages/Rozenmaiden_suigintou/en/product.html
>>548037502Cygames, please do this.
>>548037471>>548037461why is cygames taking advantage of the horse dead?
>>548037283The chinese will vote for Wuwa riight?we got too many chinese in the planet
>>548037471oh no no no verxina don't look
>>548037507two weeks from now
>>548037534You know those porn figures of famous characters? Can we have that with Tazuna?
>>548037502whos the one on the right, she looks more beautiful than airgroove
>>548037396I feel like I would get arrested for this.
>>548037534sex with doll rice
i'm giving thanks to cyjames for my american wife
>>548037595Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, the last of the Golden Generation
>>548037558Probably, but hoyofags hate wuwa
Alright anons, here's my SSR support cards, I decided to use the crystal on kita and then ticket Super Creek pretty reasonable, right?I'm REALLY not gonna roll on support cards in the future, I don't even do leaderboards, just singleplayer for the storymaaaaybe if there's another kitasan-like OP support card
Christmas Oguri, early drop, December 2nd.
Kitasan... forgotten...
I heard the name Narita Taishin, why did they mention my wife, it was to compliment her for being the cutest uma in the game, right?
>>548037690do hoyofags really hate wuwa that much that they will vote for horse instead?
place your bets
>>548037558It doesn't matter...
>>548037798Teio clears
>>5480376922.5 anniversary El Condor Pasa speed card and 4th anniversary Almond Eye speed card you only need those 2
>that annoyed hum when Champion's Meeting was mentionedrelatable
The average uma sister experience
>>548037129we have to call him staminaGOD now
>>548037852>no tachyon
>>548037821P5X is winning then
>>548037798>>548037813LMFAO THE GOLDSHIP WAS UB3
>>548037885>1000>low staminaI'm cooked for this CM
Sex with Teio every single day
what is stopping me from dropping my crystal and ticket on creek right now to 3LB her god 1LB creek is fucking AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYm5IzJF5Qshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYm5IzJF5Qshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYm5IzJF5Qshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYm5IzJF5QsVERY IMPORTANT. NOW THIS IS THE REAL META GUIDE.
I swear to fucking goddesses if goldship wins
>>548037945900 stam, maestro and a prayer is the best I can do
>>548037283I want uma to lose so we can avoid the shitstorm that is wuwa vs genshit
All in on Cafe
>>548037974>1LB creekLucky bastard.
>>548038002>favits joever
>>548037885that guts is low for longs even before the patch
are the haloween SSRs good?
>>548037974I did the same thing, since I already had 3LB Kitasan. I dont regret it, it frees up your creek borrow slot.
haha.... yeah..................
told you niggas mayano was meta
>>548037692Sure. The only cards worth using crystals for if you're f2p are anniversary cards like wit Ramonu, speed El, and so on.Speed maruzensky is another good speed card for fronts but she works on low LBs.
>>548037974if you ksb is maxed just knock yourself upyou get to roll finemo later too
GO CAFE
>>548037798>>548037813
>>548038173this is sfw
>>548037974>no stopping me!
Dream Journey just landed everything, it's over
GOLD CITY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>548038173
GOLD CITY GOOODS
>>548037965Mating press the Teio
>all these skill activationsWhat the fuck is wrong with Japs
Gold City GODS
Fucking gold shitty
GOLD SHITTY
Let's Pump + NSM >>>> Spurt + NSMThere you have it. We're saved.
>>548038173stop doxxing me and my wife anon
>>548038001>Straightaway Spurt is a gaslight and you should prioritize Let's Pump instead
>>548038173Uhh, I don't know if you can post this...
GOLD CITY GODS
how many skills activated I fucking lost count wt f
>>548037692>even single players story enjoyer have kitasan>meanwhile kitasanlet CM sweaty shitter like me strugglingI guess I'm umagod's strongest soldier
>/uma/, like always is wrong who is gonna win a raceREMEMBER TO NEVER LISTEN TO ANY ADVICE FROM /HERE/
>>548038173Oiiiiiiiishiiiiii~
At least it wasn't Gold Ship
>>548038114>BoFA in midblo...
China hates everything.
>>548037974I did just that and I don't even have Kitasan
I fucking love gambling
>>548038297watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eq0G_TVuYTE
>>548038234NO, HARU! AVERT YOUR VIRGIN EYES!
When are we getting this winning live for CM?
>>548038001yeah I can't do those requirements
When is the CM? I want to know how long I can procrastinate
>>548038302Have 2lb Kitasan but only borrow a max and still have won three outta five cms. It's not so bad.
>>54803829715 skills is low on jp nowadays4k skill points is a failed run
>Gold City's VA can't contain her happiness that City won and is center in the Winning LiveCute. CUTE.
doto is way too fackin cute
>EC is the strongestNYOOOOOOOOOO. I'm still going to run McQueen pace + Fantasy Grass though because I don't like Golshi.
Is this the winning live for CM?Why didnt' they release it in global yet
>WitgodWITGOD>WitgodWITGOD>WitgodWITGOD>WitgodWITGOD
>>548038349>Bandit Scamco only has black stickersYeah fuck them honestly. Worst company ever with a monopoly over various big IP's that are left to rot or get dogshit.
>>548038528>cheapest pace chaser deck
>>548038501She's such a hecking cutie patootie' AND she makes my dick so fucking hard, how can one uma be this based?
I bet Machico autotrained her Uma.
>>548038501:3
>>548038572>UC1probably
>>548038349>Atlus there over Sega
>>548038528>almost speed cap with only two speed cards on 0% speed bonusthis is some wacky highrolling
>>548038528My knees just instantly caved in
>>548038572Wish I could autotrain, danchou is a slave driver.
>>548038528>guest legacycompletely disregardedhe did not earn any wins
>>548038692danchou is oonige
>>548038556You can substitute some of the cards in that deck with SR options. MLB Bakushin is basically SR Sweep 2.0 anyway.>Riko LB1>SR Wit Fuku/ScarletWit Fuku is preferred because right handed.>Borrow MLB Rice >HishiAma>MLB KSB>SR SweepThere you go, bro. In fact, I'm going to run this deck and see how it works for me since I'm building McQueen pace as well.
Real OUs (Original Umas) lost all their ingame cash on virtual horse betting
>>548038501she just looks happy to be there
GOORU IIIIIN
>>548038528>Leaves work, highrolls, makes a 5 minute long video that answers everything in under 3 hours despite not speaking English then goes to the gym to hit a new PR
>>548038031jigabassed
I feel crushing despair knowing that one of these days doto will no longer be with us.
>>548038774anon you're not coming close to capping speed with those 2 cards... it only worked because he borrowed MLB bakushin
>>548038732Sex
>>548038349The poll did not mean hate as in "I fucking hate you," but more of a "Why did you do this to me arghhhh I kinda hate you" hate
frontbros...witgod said we should give up...
>>548038528>piggy deck>guts still too low for longskekaroo
Why do I only have 3 borrows. There should still be 5. It hasn't already ended right?
>>548038998always believe in your waifu
>>548038917It's doable. If you don't trust yourself, replace the wit card with another speed card and just pop bursts on wit to get 400 to 600.
>>548038001Seriru is a fraud if I dont make it to A finals with these 3
>>548039090Sorry bro, it finished yesterday.
>>548038528>1100 1000 900 BUT 800 WitTHIS IS WHAT I'M CRYING ABOUT THE NEXT CM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO REACH THESE STATS??? HOW
>>548038998Hag rollers deserve this.
>>548038996Sexy...
Should I just use my selector to get Creek 0lb for myself just so I can secure maestro? I'm tired of borrowing MLB Creek and gimp my speed for not having kitasan
>Americans go on holiday>cygames takes the borrows awaykek
>>548039142super lucky rainbow RNG
>>548039223They all know, but never tell anyone. Umas can smell each other
>>548039142
>>548039182The only cards worth the ticket are Kita, Creek, and FM. Use it to fill gaps on those.
>>548039210Vote for us in the western game awards btw, filthy gaijins.
>>5480391820 lb creek is incredibly painful to use.
>>548038432>>548038297Does the casual able to get this or only those dedicated to parent farming?
So what we collected info wise so far is:>f2ps gonna have a reality check, as they can't luckshit here>1000 stam+2 gold recovery is the go to.>everyone and their grandmother is gonna build a golshi>now no one will touch front running (this might give an opportunity)>pacers need a really good deck to be viableNow it just needs to be put on actual testing, because remember witjap is a whale.
>>548039142High rolling and URA finale sparks. Oh and good support cards.
>>548039182if you don't have MLB Kita you should 100% be saving your ticket for Kita
>>548039182If you are rolling for kita rerun, save it to help mlb her.
>>548039261big mommy
I will simply inherit head-on on my Agnes Tachyon and Super Creek
>>548039316im a giga casual in jp and i have UB umasfucked runs are UC1 and ok runs are UC7-8
>>548038279Did he lose his Virgo Cup and gaslighting everyone lol
>the first ms victoria performance is going to be all goldshitAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE>AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE>AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548039325I am thinking 1k stam and 1 gold will have to do. It worked in the last CM and itll work her too.
>>548039325witGOD said tachyon with 4 gold recoveries can defeat gold ship THO
>>548039405Bah, I'll get from a random spirit burst.
>>548038630cope
You will buy those nui
>>548039107This. The goddesses will smile upon you
>>548039325>1k stam 2 gold oh and also capped speed oh and also 1k power oh and also 500 guts oh and also tons of midrace skills and NSM
>>548039447Which voice does she use, the goofball or the sexy one?
>>548039447Gold Ship Franchise
Nothing can defeat Gold Ship
>>5480394602 gold heal is for a case of 1 witcheck fail
Shit gameShit life
>>548039447>>548038001I hope my fucking wife wins thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_QdJBai7hg&list=RDz_QdJBai7hg
I wish you could give commands to your uma mid-race so that I could tell my Gold Ship to slow down during the Libra cup just to think (You)r uma is about to overtake her, just for her to accelerate and win.
>>548039579She carried the whole franchise on her back for years. All by herself. Praise Goldshi!
I truly get it now
>>548037974If you have at least 2LB kita and 30k ready for the rerun, go for it.Worst case you end up with 3LB Kita and feel a little bad
>>548039715your "wife" is literally 12
witfrauds platinum badges doko??
>>548039460he literally said she cant
>>548039715I will pick that thing up and carry it home. Mine now.
>1000 stam + 500 guts Jesus christ
>>548039814out of 10!
>>548039325He isn't whaling
>>548039814BASED
>can reach 1k stamina and 500 guts>but 800 speed and power
>>54803981412/10? My nigga!
>>548039814Ain't it grand?
Pace anglers are in for a rude awakening when my nigger suzuki ruins their scheming.
>>548039450>>548039460>>548039563I heavily doubt there will be close matches like in the last cm, so its probably better to address that. Maybe its time to dust off Natie and Rudolf.
>>548039814It's amazing
Libra is her time to shine
>>548039814That's geriatric for a horse.
>>548039447SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARdWCJlXURQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9aA8x9GaPA
>>548034829why are cygays like this
>>548040015
Gold Ship will be the next horse to die
>>548039325Front running may be the strat. If you have a 600-700 speed uma with high stamina and gold recoveries, you could fuck with the pace of the race. Not urara levels but maybe something to help with stamina
forgot there was a pakalive today, and seeing the thread I assume it was a huge nothingburger with a side of lies
>>548040043The sounds she makes are so calming.
I can't train Daiwa without getting rock hard every time I see her.
>>548040157he will hit his head after sniffing poop, very unfortunate accident
Looks good enough. Maybe I should've went with Seiun Sky borrow for angling and scheming but I'm going to run 3 pace so maybe they can just use NSM.
Um.... why are the "recommended" stam values higher than gemini if the track is shorter...
>Seriru's guide came out as I was ending my current Raisu run>900 stamina 500 gutsO-oh. Glue it is
>>548038528Why is he recommending low WIT setups? I thought Umamusume was a WIT game?
>>548040303dueling
>>548040303you're fine with 1K stamina bro
>>548039447what's this about? winning libra cm has a song performance now?
>>548040212is that a key on her neck? for what?
>>548039447:]
>>548039447>winner trainer umas gets 1st 2nd 3rd sweep>other 2 loser trainers will have their umas as the cuck background dancerIs it like this? Or the top umas of each trainers will get to be main singers no matter what
>>548040326Being able to hit those stats probably takes extreme autism or highroll
>>548040326Pre CM gaslighting is the wit game
>>548040385dueling doesn't use stam
>>548040457You know what it is
can we get a jiggie going, everyone must jiggie
>>548040385Dueling doesn't increase stamina consumption bwo, only spot struggle does and fronts are going to disappear
>>548039447Imagine losing to some goldshit and having to be her backup dancer
>>548039182you're completely bricked, the good news is it doesn't matter what you do, you'll lose cm anyways even if witgawd took your account over, so you can stop stressing.
>witGOD recommends pumpdamn...
I forgot how to play Aoharu
>>548040453yes, winner gets the center while the opponents aces are at the sides basically an humiliation ritual for the losers
>>548040497nyo...
>>548040467No, the highest placing uma for each torena gets a spot on the stage, one person can't hog the stage. Everyone else becomes a backup cuck
>Witgod recommends McQueen paceIt's time for the STRONGEST STAYER.
If my umas have to be backup dancers to some golshit I am going to punch a hole in the wall.
>>548040535Thats an A okay Fuku!
>>548040606>20 star pieces short stillAAAAAAA I NEED MY FATTY NOWGIVE ME DAILY LEGEND RACES
>>548040212She got a bombing body but her 24/7 resting bitch face and asian auntie personality makes my dick think twice
>>548040529>>548038258>>548038279>>548038001>Recommends Pump>>548039447>Ms Victoria performanceHe's Gaslightmaxxing for that Ms Victoria video
>unironically hating on Machico's voiceKIMI TO MITA SEKAISAA HAJIMARI NO KANE GA NARUWE ARE FANTASTIC DREAMER!Inject that shit straight into my veins I want to hear her squeak louder than the mattress. She's so fucking cute.
Who's the most soulful third uma to run alongside Golshi and Mcqueen? I don't have either Teio so she's not an option
>>548040303Stop noooticing
>Still 2 weeks to CM>anons already seething about losing to gold shipI don't think any uma has occupied the collective consciousness of /uma/ as much as she has
>1200/1050/900/400/800 recommended statsWHAT THE FUCK, HOW DO YOU REACH THAT
>>548040606Too big.
>>548040529I thought /uma/ said pump is a brick
>>548040576So 3 Gold Ships on stage then
>>548040753Now let's see VF's Virgo cup placement and excuse
>>548040828blame cygames for deciding making a racetrack that is exclusive to her
>>548040840By squeeing your oink until it buhis
>winning concert
>>548040504I've been soloing one for like 3 hours help mehttps://jiggie.fun/8Bd7Ro
Pigs won
>>548040860Witgod is wrong sometimes, like with his weird pace pasa strategy last CM. If you do any amount of testing in the public lobbies you'd find gold ship is often 5th or better because of anchors aweigh, which bricks pump.
>>548040753>1.31.4I've seen better from worse umas
>>548040860Why would you listen to literally anything /uma/ recommends?
>>548038528How do you reach SS S and A+ while still having extremely good wit. I always end up with extremely witlet resultsAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Make a debuff only team that specifically targets end closers like Goldship.
>>548040753>For you, the day you matched Witgod was the most important day of your life. For Witgod, it was Tuesday.
>>548038001>Ms. Victoria will be added for LibraJesus Christ I have to grind for real now into full oshi gaming.If I see a golshi on my finals concert I may just die.
>me when breakfast time
>>548040840You have your MLB Rice MLB Biko MLB Riko right?
>>548040976so pump on non golshis and spurt on every other end, got itI think witGOD did say exclusively golshi skill, it could mean that
just wait until i have my own kitayou'll be sorry
>>548040976>like with his weird pace pasa strategy last CMMy Taiki was running first in like 1/4 of matches since there were no fronts. And even in finals. So maybe it was actually good this time.
Wtf I took only 1 gold on my long S goldshi because it was enough in gemini.... I'm literally bricked... It's over...
Why does he use the Biko pegasus card for borrows again? I thought thats for miles/sprints
>>548041068That's not Oberon, it's the thread VFfag who always seethe about Witgod.
>>548041048ikuno dictus has guaranteed end frenzyeveryone's wit will be lowyou see what I'm getting at?
>>54804116320 TE
>>548040778Mejiro Ryan
>>548040976His Pasa build isn't really wrong. It's just very conditional and for Pasa. Pasa needs to be 1st or 2nd for her unique and you need to force her to be lucky pace if there's no front or 1 front.
>>548041163MLB Biko is tied with MLB Bakushin for second strongest speed stat stick in the game.
>>548041163I cant believe /uma/ still hasnt caught up how OP that card is right now
>CM1: just use Oguri>CM2: just use Oguri>CM3: just use Oguri>CM4: just use Oguri>CM5: just use Oguri>CM6: just use Oguri>CM7: mmmmmhhhh your XOguri bro?fuck this fatty2win game
Club list updated for early December.You can always find an up to date version with corrections & minor updates in the new rentry in the OP which doubles as a text version
>>548040303trust the experts bwo
>>548041118you and me both buddy>>548041236>hasn'teveryone knows it's busted
>>548040778Fuku
This bitch has no tits, no ass, narrow hips, short legs and bad breath yet she thinks she can monopolize me?????
>>548041068No one gets to see their umas own or get owned by anyone else that meets them
should be enough right?
>>548041229>>548041129Works in theory like pump, but taking into account the meta it becomes too inconsistent to rely on. Come to think of it, reading the meta is probably witgod's weakness, I recall him recommending too much stamina for Gemini because he thought everyone would bring NN.
danchou..how many more fans do I owe you..? I need to slleep..
>>548041414I want to lick Grass Wonder's natto bean
>>548041250Just remove the clover bozo from the list, it's literally dead
>>548041410yes? like what are you gonna do?
>>548041489Careful, Danchou is quick with the whip.
>>548040753I don't see what's wrong with this image desu. He's sticking to his guides
>>548041426plenty. 535k+ should be safe, in case this week goes 530k something
>>548041410Yes
>>548041250Time goes by fast. Mambo and the S rank clubs will have leavers/kicked anons for sure.
>>548041414fat fuck
>>548041518Activate chaos control and kill her.
>>548041626More to love
>>548041250Make them stop requesting dirt shoes, please make it stop.
>>548041532just 20 minutes danchou...
>>548041250Can I request a version with quotas? Been thinking of requesting a spot for A+/A club
>>548041672it's funny as fuck and is a non-issueI never understood why /uma/ is so afraid of dirt shoe laundering
>>548040157Gold Ship is bulletproofhe will live to 40 just to make (you) look foolish
yosh! ikuyooooooo!!*gets 9th place*
falco can't get me hard
oh boy i cant wait to use different umas this cm >recommended pacer is McQueen >she’s my strongest uma pots and stars wise I can never escape her I might as well lay down and let her have my body the way she keeps popping back up
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DANCHO JUST DO A COUPLE EXTRA RUNS PLEASE DANCHOIT'S LITERALLY JUST 5 SPOTS DANCHODANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548041769NTA but Dacchis and Uma&Co are 30m, Umadash is 10, Unbricked is like 20.
so... should I run some Nice Nature type shit bwos? Or just 3 aces?
>>548041672>log in>request dirt shoes>send opera>log out
>>548041819threesomes is always the way
>>54804116320 TE, 55 priority, 30 initial friendship, and events that give you a shit ton of energy.
>>548041819She's cute and sexy thoughever?
>>548041769
>>548041672I noticed I have 750 dirt shoes now, so I started requesting sprint shoes instead (got only 400)
>>548041883Nice Nature, Rudolf, Cafe will kill everyone
>>548041874>>548042003Thanks! Seems I'll have no problem entering an A+ club
>>548041819>>548041932Best uma threesome?
>>548041250i love how buttsweat is not actually sweaty at allvery comfy
>>548041250I can't wait for Mambo to drop to B+ so I have a reason to leave danchou's love nest, then hopefully everyone else follow in chain reaction
>>548042003>suicide doesn't countkek
>>548042102I want daiwa, vodka, trainer
>>548041883I'm doing End Maya, NN and Halloween Rice
>>548042120you can just... leave bwo
>>548042102me, director, tazuna
>>548041250which club should i apply to avoid flatliners
>>548042102Today I will choose shimaidon
>>548042102these two because doto will be shy but taiki will guide her in how to please you
>>548042231the S rank ones
>>548042231clover
>>548042231y-you should join u-umanko!YEAH
>>548041626I wish I could pet Grass and other horses but I'll never go to japan...
>>548042231high A(maybe) and /A+ above are pretty quick at culling flatniggers
>>548042231Mambo
>>548042102
>>548041250To think that we were almost on the verge of being a dead club with a dead danchou and like 50% flatliners but managed to rise up again back to B+ (A soon)Brings a tear to my eye
>>548042148No one really noticed that I deliberately fail my career at classic year anyway since I bring cards of only fan bonus
>>548042058There are certainly going to be openings in the number of A+ clubs we have. Just be awake for it since they fill up extremely fast, if you blink you're going to get cucked out of a spot. /uma/'s A clubs seems like they're carried by goodwill, no quota but just anons most likely too afraid of the word "quota" to move up where they deserve. Umasumi is the only realistic A club we have imo.
>>548042381Chiyo would cook for me
>>548042003>no SS /uma/ club>I share the thread with people who willingly simp for an OF whore
>>548041626
I want to join AlmondLove but I'm an ex-flatliner so they probably won't accept me.
>>548041250>>548042381YOOO mambo did it?? did you guys have your revolution after all?
>>548042449there just aren't enough people who would want to try to do that here
>>548042020do I have to run them as end closers?
>>548042496Not really. Rules just changed to excuse Mambodancho's beloved kitten
>>548041626that's me after thanksgiving dinner
>>548042449SS is top 10 and all of those clubs have multiple botters
When do they start doing those Agnes Tachyon Spark upgrade events, I was going through looking for Mcqueen parents and found a 7* Stam 8* Long Golshi I could upgrade to 8* and 9*
Sorry danchode, no borrows no play.
>>548042449>I share the thread with people who willingly simp for an OF whorewhich club is that?
>>548042102Diachan and Kitachan
>>548042617it only works for blue spark iircand I think it'd be a long time before it happens
>>548042102Tachyon Pokke Trainer The two would rage bait the other while trainer is there in the middle of it trying to not get sucked into their heated discussions. Bonus points for Pokke being aggressive to both you and tachyon
>>548042496yea sorta flatliners were forced to play the gaem
Molest Dotoposters
>>548042670AlmondLove
>>548042542Late surger Nice NatureEnd Cafe and Rudolf
>>548042003Funnily enough due to /Uma/ Club’s dynamic minimum the final amount to stay in the club is currently 59.6mil which is less than Umaooo even though ‘Club’ is S+. It’s using the 90th club’s now too, (but it makes almost mo difference as it’s like 200k from 90 to 100)
>>548042496Danchou boyfriend got saved anyway
>>548042670umao
WITGOD RELEASEDTHE FEELING OF VICTORY INCREASES
Why the fuck was daily borrows increase just temporary?
>>548042795>pump on endsyou heard it folksI guess just not goldshit because she gains too much ground
>>548042813cygames is collecting data to see if it increased playtime or not to decide if they should release 5 borrows permanently sooner
>>548042846Golshi game
>>548042496Just went from no flatliners to play a career every 3 days and only happened because everyone realized how dodgy dancho was with it with his certain trainer
>>548041250Wtf danchou, why is our club not even on here?
>>548042887My club shot up almost 70 ranks when it was released.
>borrowcucks having a meltylaff
Would you /uma/?
Fuck quotasI'm asking for dirt shoes
are we getting some SSR make debut tickets soon? I thought they distribute them like once a month
>>548042975yeah that's like worth 4 turns
>>548042975LETS GO GAMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>548042975Yes
>>548042975Failure
>>548042975I press these as long as it's not 100% failure
>>548042975Yes. Not only is it triple rainbow, not only do you get to pop a spirit burst on a desired stat, but you'll also be able to fill two more bursts after. I'd do it.
>>548042975it won't happen, but if it does, your ace is pretty much done even if you fail another turn or something
>>548043013>>548043028>>548043049lollmaonothing good ever happens
>>548043129it's over
>>548043129BRICKED
>>548042954>he got sniped by a discord clubPoor anon. Tell your danchou to make a post with #clublist if the club is legit, as even naughty clubs are on the list.
>>548043129good, fuck gold ship and gold ship trainers
>>548043129only thing that goldSHITS deserve
>>548043129classic golshi
>>548043129your run still has insane statsif you hit that would have been easy S+
>>548043129you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>548042449I'm into SS clubs
>>548042954If you're on the club named mafia, that's not an /uma/ club but snipes in here
>>548043129It had to be done, you can't just not press a big button.
its not turf queens, but its a bunch of sexpestssurely i can win
>>548043483Here's to Teio wrecking you up
>>548043483Uhh...yeah surely
>>548043483NOOOOO ANON DON'T IT WILL BRICK THE RUN
>>548043483The Apex (predators)
>>548043483God I wish Maruzensky sexpested me lots...
>>548043483>only 1 circle on dirtAnother one got bitten...
>>548043483heh...
>>548043483*rapes you*
>>548043645TEIO YOU JOBBER
>>548043646t-they will take turns at least?
>>548043645>eaten by the beast>eaten by the fatass>raped by the harlot
>>548043645
>>548042741Our danchou just has a really nice rack, man.
>>548040469The speed bonus wit cards make it more possible though.
>>548043645/uma/ never learns
Reminder that flatliners absolutely fear danchos that are willing to kick them before the month ends.
>>548043645i mean your team would have won if you won your own race
Say the word...
>>548040326his setup is higher wit than most since people are going witless decks
>>548043762Danchou wouldn't do that to me.
>>548041082If you hit pump, you've already lost.
>>548043645How did you fucking lose your own race vs Spe
>>548043762>>548043830
>>548040303Because I'm running Suzuka.
>>548043762I terrorize my club with OHAYOUs and Dirt requests
>>548043796>>548043846He didn't even lose to just Spe, he even lost to Pasa
>>548043873I did not consent. I DID NOT CONSENT!
>>548043873STOP PLEASE I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN 600K A RUN IS PERFECTLY FINE
>>548043205I don't understand. Are you saying all of the ones in the pic are discord only? I don't think the one i joined has a discord. I joined when it was advertised here back in august>>548043349No, it's pic related
>>548043796>>548043846no idea, i had 800/600/800 at that points
Am I getting this right, bwos? This deck is enough to win libra?
>>548043873Chrono plap
>>548043646Mejiro Teio...
>>548043984If you can't with this, there is no hope for you*spurts*
>>548043965Damn man you training for Scorpio already?
>>548043984I'm on a similar boatyou will be a slight powlet and it will hurtbut it will have to do
>>548043984Why do you have 4 speed cards, bro you need stamina
>>548043984Not if you get matched against me
>>548041781dirt shoe is retarded.people who ask for dirt shoe are the same who don't return their shopping carts and just leave them anywhere.its the same people who pour their cooking oil down the drain.
>everyone is still clueless about *the* build
Creek’s pits…
>>548044143nta but I can get 1000 with solo lb1 creek on golshi, so it's not that bad, similar 4 speed setup
>>548043984Depends on who you're running. This is what I got with a similar deck
>>548044205Why would I do a wagie's job for them?
>>548044205>not my problem
>>548043950I reached 60m this month just doing 600k per run. Not even fan runs, just parent runs. It is actually perfectly fine.
>>548044205nigga just request twice a day
How many hours left in the digitan banner?
>>548043807derby
>>548044060trying to parent run
>4 speed
>>548043984I'm going with this.
>>548043807darb
>>548044342just BE SMARTER AND REQUEST A MORE WORTHLESS SHOEbecause its smart for the group.dont just go with the flow because you have some selfish dirt shoe retards who are just making requests for themselves.
>>548043954>all of the ones in the pic are discord only?No. None of the ones in the list have a Discord otherwise it would be shown next to their name.The one you are in doesn’t look like the ones that try to kidnap anons from /here/. But it’s very strange that the Danchou hasn’t advertised here since August. Tell him to make a post.
>>548044379I had enough of gambling with 3 cards. All my runs with Long S and 3 cards I wasn't able to reach 1200 but some of my runs without long S but the same 3 cards I was able to reach 1200 speed
>>548044173See you in the finals. Heh...
Danchou he's been AFK for an entire week now
>>548044465Not my problem bwo *procs Go With The Flow*
>>548044465>jumping hoops for that "smarter for the group" stuff>when you could just request dirts twice a dayrumao
>>548044512>All my runs with Long S and 3 cards I wasn't able to reach 1200 but some of my runs without long S but the same 3 cards I was able to reach 1200 speedme but with 4 speed cardsi'll never forgive god, women and my mother for putting me in a world where I hit pity on the first ksb banner and only got the one pity copy
>>548044512I mean, I'd get it if it were a 1LB Kitasan like mine, but wouldn't MLB just make it consistent speed cap even with just 3 speed cards?
>>548043954If your club is not in the list, it's either discord or some sketchy shit.
MOOOOOOOOM THE PIGGIES ARE FLAUNTIING THEIR DECKS AGAINNNN
>>548044290Fatherless behavior
>>548044634It still depends if they'll consistently show up on summer camps and lvl 4 speed training. At least with 4 cards you'll have higher chances of at least 2 appearing
>>548044613this is why the world is falling apart. the world needs conflict and planning and strong values, but the best of society just let the dumbest and least-aware people of society dictate the terms. because everyone is lazy and they're afraid of conflict. you HAVE to fight for what is right or humanity is COOKED.
So let me get this straight I need 1.2k speed 1k stam 1k power 500 guts Long S 2+ gold recoveries NSM and midrace skills and accelsSo this is quite literally virgo requirements but I need to add 1000 stamina and 2 golds on top of it... somehow
>>548044624>where I hit pity on the first ksb banner and only got the one pity copySame, I only got one and from the pity. I'm just coping that it at least saved my account because I was forced to roll a lot (350 rolls) and got plenty of SRs whereas I would have stopped if I got MLB Kitasan early.
>pump is a skill>i thought everyone was talking about masturbating
>>548044453this mare is waking something inside of me
>>548045028*punches you*
>>548045028
>>548045028personally i'm always pumping it to ryan but the rest of this general doesn't seem to agree, so i'm surprised it took you so long ot cathc on
>>548045028Brown hands typed this
>>548045028Pumping in Teio...
>>548045028masturbating IS a skill
Imagine your oshi losing her Ms. Victoria virginity to quirk chungus.Can we bring back the CM1 levels of seethe? Please? Please?
>>548045028oh yeah?*spurts in your straightaway after pumping some of my irons (as in hard, cock)*
>>548044465I request dirt shoes twice a day and never donate any.
>>548045139you can usually tell by the teio image
>>548044930Put the fries in the bag bro
how many days gone is "this person has quit for good" for you?10? 20? 30?
>>548044936By this time you should've realized it's p2w game on longs and mediums.
>>548045165a white one
>hey kid wanna SS
>>548045248Considering this is a gacha game, 3 days
>>548045215ARGH THIS BRAT NEEDS A SEMEN DONATION
umanko
danchou i'm using the double tp option promise you wont be mad
>>548045248a week
>>548044465>don't request dirt shoes>everyone else requests dirt shoes>no dirt shoes
>>548044936realistically, if you aren't a payer, you can aim for something like 1200/800/900/400/400 with 2 recoveriesthere's a 30% chance you die, but you have 3 horses for a reason.
>>548045248usually I kill them if they didn't log in last cmbut recently I had to kill people that hadn't logged in over 3 days, that's also an eternity in gacha.
Howdy, Torena-san! Let's enjoy~
>>548045268Is the Nishino power SR actually good?
>>548045383Stop that
>>548045383Danchou, someone is calling our club, Uma&Co, out.
>>548045482It's the best SR Power card as of this moment
I will be going for a consistency build myself, 1200/1200/700-800. No risk of exploding. Should pick up easy wins that way
>Pump literally can't activate if 2 players run triple front/paceWhalebros, we must work together to defeat f2pKEK
>>548045482its one of like 4? cards that has 15 race bonus currently. other than that its decent, not amazing
>>548045384Danchou will take the fans he gets and be happy with it.
>>548041250I find it funny that my club isn't here because I'm somehow in an /mjg/ club?I mean, I've played mahjong but I've never gone to the threads
>>548045308so similar, and yet the difference is immense...
>>548045482For MANT
>>548045584what the fuck kind of f2p would run triple front
>>548045680other way around
I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK STANDARD DISTANCE INSTEAD OF THE NON-STANDARD DISTANCE BELOW IT FUCKING FUCK WHY DID I HAVE TO GET BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME RUN
>>548045680he's implying (gaslighting) that whales should all do triple front/pace
>>548044936Even whales bring their best and they spend more time on the game too. Which means that their highroll is something you'll not get, but rather their average career is your highroll.
>>548045602You can just pretend to be the dancho, make a banner and ask for the club to be includedNo one will ever know
>>548045602Damn I play mahjong, should have joined this club instead.
>>548045268>F+ makweenkek
Oguri Cap is my autistic daughter ^^
Can someone give me a rundown on /uma/ A+ clubs? I mean, not about quotas, I want some internal info so I don't end in a soulless club
make an opera bird thread
>>548045602>/mjg/ clubWell yeah anon. We also don’t have /v/ clubs on there. It’s not anything against clubs from other boards, it’s just that the list is for /vg/>>548045817Stop giving out bad ideas anon, it’s almost Christmas
>butterfingered Riko date option>dropped run>forgot it was double tp
>>548045584>destroys the suboptimal end strat and non-meta late strats>but leaves golshi alonenot bringing your brightest here whalecuck
>>548045602>mahjongWe should play sometime!
Ignited Spirit DOESN'T scale on races outside of aoharu cup right?
Make a dahby demon thread
>>548046032THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
I regret nothing.
New bread for Chrono!
>>548046132
>>548046224why?
>>548046132Is this how Germans throw the game?
>Riko doesn't show up in junior year>fail an 11% trainingIt's one of those runs, huh?
>>548046132koko Majsoul Friends Room 41643(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41643
>>548046229just dont get bitten
>>548045028>i thought everyone was talking about masturbatingI did
>>548041250Why don't we organize a danchou only race? We know every club member but the danchou is carrying the club so we should make them race once per month for our amusement.
Would a 3LB Biko be better than MLB Halo?Is 18 TE still good?
Does blonde vaccine lady not appear in Unity cup?
just waiting for the day to flip over in 15 mins so I can spend the TP to start my borrow run and go to bedpost cute horses being possessive to help me stay awake bwos
>>548046043/mjg/ is in /vg/
>>548046664She does. It's just probably even more rare she does now since there's so many events and they upped the appearance of other support card appearance.
>>548046664She appeared in one of my runs earlier and fucked it upI think I've seen her 2x or 3x since Unity started
>>548046664She got pardoned and skipped town.
>>548046024SPECIAL WIFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>548046032is this...
>>548046630Absolutely
>>548046630No. Halo is literally first-rate uma musume.
where is the bread?
I want to have sex with Verxina
>>548047101Oguri ate it...
>have 26000>do a 10 roll last night>wake up>28881I hope I didn't roll more and buy it back again
>>548045248One week. Once that seven appears that poor guy ain't coming back. The sad part is seeing the fan amount: If it's low then he just had enough of the experience and moved on. However, if he had a high fan account, something crushed his soul before he threw the towel.
>>548046487But I want her to...
Baker-san is probably busy baking for ThanksgivingThis is going to be last thread for a while
>>548047136No she didn't.t. not Oguri Cap
The last /uma/ thread...
>>548047162me when I see danchou praising someone else and not me, his top earner
>>548047152Oh brother, do not drink and gachaThat shit will get you Drunken (You) doesn't give a damn about (You)
>>548047329Pokke would never do this
>>548046480one spot left
if someone makes a new thread i'll make a post going indepth about the yumedanshi fantasies i have while playing umalet /uma/ die
>>548046480I don't think I ever won against a human player lol
>>548047374giw I could feel drunk again, I never drink but somehow developed an immunity a while back. maybe I should limit test today/tomorrow
>>548047329Luv poketaki
>>548046480aaaaaaa I can't right now need some more time>>548047414Noooooo!
>>548046480full
>>548046480good post
>>548047467just drink more nigga
>>548047598>>548047598>>548047598>>548047598
>>548044537Drop Tosho for Rice, consider FM for another Power card and you got 1200/1200/1200. You don't need 3 speed cards to hit 1200 that's what you got your URA sparks for.
>1000 posts>no image limitare you guys range banned from uploading images or something
>>548047627the live earlier made people text post more
>>548047434PLEASE DO THIS IN THE NEXT THREAD
>>548047627
>>548047374Yeah, I should take the card off my google account. It was only a small pack after rolling the paid support banner thank god.
>>548042617December 2026
>>548045948Dacchis will take all your dirt shoes and you WILL like it
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