Underbarrel Edition>Previous>>548039742>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSOct 23 Patch 4.1.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBW4NumlYHoNov 06 Dev Team Interview 1 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/571520933631623429Dec 02 Python Commandos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPp9ZCgrP8>LATEST PATCHESOct 23 1.004.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/538868565209514366Nov 04 1.004.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/687488077158942133Nov 18 1.004.102 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/600795216679535663
Partner up with underpowered Anons to overcome improbable odds.
>>548107786Milisim is when the bullets have drop off
>OH MY STARS>IS THAT??>NO, IT COULDN'T BE>MAYHAPS??>A NEW WARBOND????
Milsim is when the game has guns
Milisim is when my cock inside your ass
Milisim is when stamina bar with gun
Reminder everything in the slopbond will be lackluster at best, non-functional at worst. Poolar Patriots 2.0
ADD NADE LAUNCHER AND SPEAR ROCKET FRV VARIANTSADD SPACE MISSIONSADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIESADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MORE UNITSADD GAS GIANT PLANETSADD INDUSTRIAL SHIP BUILDING YARDS TILESETADD INDUSTRIAL AUTOMATON FACTORIES TILESETADD EVERGREEN FORESTS TILESETADD SUBURBAN TILESETADD APCADD TANKADD BIKEADD ARMOR PAINTADD MISSING STRATAGEMSADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATIONADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTSADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONSBUFF ASSAULT RIFLES (FOR REAL)BUFF SMGS (FOR REAL)BUFF SHOTGUNSBUFF SOLO SILO (FOR REAL)BUFF FLAMERS AND FIRE DAMAGEBUFF HMGFIX DILIGENCE/AMR SCOPE BUGDELETE DURABLE DAMAGEREWORK ARMOR PENDELETE GAMEGUARDDELETE DUPLICATE ASSETSREWORK JOELDELETE ALEXUSDELETE SCAMS-YOUR-MONEYDELETE INDIADELETE TRANNIESMAKE THE GAME 40 GIGS OR LESS.Also I hope you had a happy thanksgiving! :)
ADHD pacifiers are the only thing normies desire out of videogames.
just buff weapons with really low usage rates
>>548107786Can AH please fucking standardise what position on the weapon wheel controls ammo mode / selection.Some weapons have it on the left, some have it on the right, and now this one has it on the fucking bottom. Whenever I change weapons I have to change my fucking keybinds just so that I can change modes with one button and I HATE IT.Just put them all on the fucking left.
Milisim is when surviving being dropped from orbit
I just want super helldive to be hard...:(why are spawn rates so nerfed...
>>548108376You forgot >Revert Eruptor (this time for real)
anybody got the current super credit arrow mod? i wanna grind for a bit
>>548109141You can grind on deeze nuts
>>548109141I just dropped 10 bucks on SC so I don't have to care about grinding
>milsim is when the premium godbond weapon doesnt outperform the starter rifle
>>548109386>He actually gave Swedes more money when they are the most undeserving dev team on the face of the planet.
>>548109461it saved me time, I have other shit to do man
>>548107786So is this thing really only going to have 2 grenade shots?
>>548109386watch out, you'll upset the turd worlders who have to justify making less than a dollar an hour grinding video game currency
>>548109631four total
>>548109606Anon!!! That's a very understandable reason!!!!!!!! I do not begrudge you for this decision even though I do not believe it moral to give Arrowhead more money!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>548109606You could play Darkt-actualy I can't even say it with a straight face.
>>5481096314 with 1 already in the tube
>>548109717Its okay, a lot of people cant reach havoc 40. Theres nothing to be ashamed of.
>>548109692>>548109761Alright, not bad actually, hope it can close bug holes and fabricators
>shopclick
I won't play pootide, shill. Make this game better
>>548109993iirc it should have the same stats as the grenade pistol, so yeah it should.
>>548110037You got it, skippy!Another 60-day buffpatch coming up!
>>548110037Then stop complaining about difficulty if you dont want to play a hard game.
>>548110261And add a fifth stratagem slot this time
>>548110306Ohohohoho... I'll show you something hard. Jega! Load up the LASO playlist!
>>548110531halo is for boomers cuh
>>548110674halo is for coomers unc
>>548107935>There's no wind speed to account forThere actually is if you're using flamethrowers
>>548110771prove it vrowhere tatas
oh shit niggers, the super store shotgun is medpen, we are barack
>>548109993No way it doesn't have at least demo 20, that would be beyond the pale even for arrowshart.
>>548111049Bugs are 99% AV1 now
>>548110816This is the guy calling Helldivers 2 a milsim?
>>548111049the AI slopgun?
>>548111435They intended HD2 to be one, why wouldn't it be
>>548107935>it literally doesn't matter outside a limb break.So it does matter? Limbs break because they are damaged. Also bleeding is deadly now. Also your main health pool is affected differently depending on where you are hit.>Bullets are definitely not physically simulatedThey are simulated to far greater level than in almost any other shooter. Drag affects velocity which affects damage.
>>548111525it been confirmed by devs that it's real
>anon gets asked to listed milsim ASPECTS>anon lists milsim aspects the game has>retards seethe, misinterpret, move goalposts, and shit themselves in rage at being given exactly what they asked forprobably one of the most retarded arguments I've seen yet from this general
>>548108025Lil bro STILL going full gay and crashing out.Gotta respect the grind tho frfr no cap
>>548111897Some autists have a lot of trouble realizing reality isn't how they want it to be, it's probably that
>>548107786that thumbnail makes it look like a laser
i'm just glad you guys still like the game I worked real hard on it
>>548108025HMMMMMMMM I HECKIN LOOOOOVE SLOP
>>548111897Milisim is when you go prone to avoid enemy detection
>>548111897>retard regurgitates industry buzzwords>seethes when he gets laughed out of the general ftfy
Fucking Half Life 1 (1998) had alt-fire, I want to murder swiggers
>>548112073Thanks for the game 'stedt
Can someone post the gif/webm of seafchan waving at a helldiver who gets smacked by a fem overseer then mounted?
>>548111897Milisim is when you shoot gun and enemy dies
>>548112240alt-fire is lost technology.
>>548111897It’s not milsim??? You’ll also never be a woman
Everybody talking about the underbarrel grenade launcher on the new warbond primary.But nobody talking about how this means the StA-52 now has no excuse for not having the underbarrel shotgun.
Playing random loadouts rolled purifier and railgun that's like tapping your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time constantly dropping purifier mags out of habit
>>548112556I'm sure they'll get back to it and won't just leave it broken and forgotten like everything else in this game
>>548108376you keep forgetting EN Weapon customization
>>548112240now bind it on a PS5 controllerAlso forcing you to change your grip to use a grenade launcher is a more milsim-like approach, so it fits the game better :)
>>548113029Half Life was on PS2...
>>548113029Isn't it usually R1 on all games now?L2 aim, R2 shoot, R1 alt, R3 grenade, something like that
>>548111645I actually looked up on the wiki to determine if limb shots did different damage and you're right. 85% damage transferred to the health pool when shot in limbs. Though, really, the only consequential part to get hit in is the head with a 150% when not above 100 armor. That's not milsim, btw, almost every game on the planet has some sort of headshot modifier.>So it does matter?Not outside a limb break, like I just said, because it's a simplistic system not designed to seriously simulate anything. Bleeding only comes from a crippled chest. You can even totally ignore a crippled arm while shooting. Nice simulation bro.>They are simulated to a far greater level than in almost any other shooterBut they are not close to being simulated to a realistic degree.I'm not gonna deny the game has milsim-lite elements but it's not a milsim bro. Don't be deluded. Enemies don't use tactics. The best HD2 tactic is for everyone to split up and solo objectives.
>>548113029To this day I'm pissed that Sony never had the forethought to add bumpers to the underside of the Dualsense. Even the fucking Steam Controller had them, the Dualsense has exactly as many buttons as the DualShock 4.
>>548113295>it doesn't have milsim aspects>okay it does but it's actually milsim-lite (shit I just made up right fucking now)
>>548113295>You can even totally ignore a crippled arm while shooting. Nice simulation bro.>Arm: Increased Sway and Reduced Accuracy
>>548113029Even CoD has alternate grip bro, this shit is plain swigger laziness
To the two trannies, please stop dicksucking Arrowhead, this is embarrassing.
>>548108376>BUFF SHOTGUNSnot for real? fuck...
When are we getting an emote thats us play the entirety of this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0
>>548109141RPGHQ hosts it on their site. It should be the first result when you search google for "rpghq super credits"
>>548108376>DELETE INDIAseethe mayo boi
>>548114236Shotguns never got unilaterally fake-buffed stealth-nerfed as far as I know.
Helldivers 2 is the military simulation sirs.
>>548114646Breaker and Slugger were one of the first nerfed weapons
>>548113592>Doesn't know what ignore means>>548113475>Actually, genuinely retarded
>>548114886Work on your autism
>>548113295>not designed to seriously simulate anythingYou are just making up fake metrics here. Simulate vs "seriously simulate". I don't remember ARMA's systems being much more complex in this regard desu>You can even totally ignore a crippled arm while shootingShooting that way is vastly less effective. More simulation. I don't see your point.>to a realistic degree.No game has never been fully 'realistic' in this regard. It's a simulation. Not real. You can get this stuff to be more or less advanced, and HD2 is in the upper league.>it's not a milsim Sure I was always in 'milsim elements' camp.
What if I want dangerous enemies AND powerful weapons?
>>548115338>Swiggers working twice as hardImpossible
>>548115338sorry but dangerous enemies are "annoying" and "tedious" and "bad game design"
>>548115338>>548115802ahh, what if enemies weren't braindeadwhat if they didn't walk straight at youwhat if they could actually hit their shots from afarwhat if the majority of our weapons weren't complete and total dogshit
>>548116000>what if the majority of our weapons weren't complete and total dogshitthey aren't and you thinking they are just means you're a shitter blaming the weapons and not your own lack of ability
>>548116000umm something something you never host sweatie or whatever idk first time falseflag shitposting ironically kinda nervous
>>548116000Stalkers and Hunters were nerfed to oblivion just because they didn't just walk towards you
>548116114>548116128I am fucking sick of you two niggers. Go to bed.
>>548111645>They are simulated to far greater level than in almost any other shooterSWAT 3 from over a decade ago has a deeper simulation of injuries than that, fuck it even the OG Rainbow Six had that. Milsim-lites like Red Orchestra will make you bleed out on a legshot. If you actually every played any remotely milsim or tactical game you'd know that, but you're just a trans-milsimmer.But all you want is to play a basic dad horde shooter while feeling as part of what you think is the "cool kids club". You know, the ones who always told you that you will never be a woman back in school
>>548116258Tuck me in first
lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244122599017/76561198008364447
>>548108025>slopity slippity slop>you have no original thought>parroting words>you are part of the herd>slopity slipity slop>all of you sound the same>from unc to slop its lame>slip slop slip slop slip slop>slopity slippity slop>you have no original thought>parroting words>you are part of the herd>slip slop slip slop
>>548116384Sure thing bro.
>>548115258>I was always in the milsim elements campOkay... then why the fuck are we arguing.
So what's the gameplan for the MO? I know we probably don't give a fuck but whatever. Are botbros just going to defend against attacks while bugbros do the liberating? Terrek seems to be the only planet anywhere near getting liberated unless I'm missing one, and Joel seems to just keep spamming invasions at the bots, so, I guess that's it? Actually how are we even attacking New Stockholm, sure we have planets there but they're completely cut off from the rest of us, at least according to the definitely-real-not-lattice-links on the map.
>>548116494UwU comfy
>>5481164522/4
>>548116567join my lobby and find out
>>548112556Having played a fuck ton of Killzone 2 back in the day, I remember this gun did not have the underbarrel function of it having a shotgun at all: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/killzone/images/6/6a/StA52_Assault_Rifle.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100410124542It's there physically, but it's purely cosmetic.
>>548116275Based. Milsim anon hasn't posted after this TRVTHNVKE
>>548116567Keep fighting bots and bugs and ignore Afoyay Bay to send the message (again) to AH that squids are shit and update the faction
>>5481164523/4 please join
>>548116275This game was mostly inspired by Arma, as far as milsims go. Is Arma a milsim? I think so. Pilestedt thinks so. 99.9...% of the internet thinks so, besides like 5 mongoloids in this general who will now say otherwise because of this argument.
Happy thanksgiving /hdg/, wishing the cheesiest mac, juiciest turkey/ham, delectable pies/cakes, and finest beverages upon you this evening
>>548118000botfags and bugfags coming together in a united hate of sweden and squiggers. and sweden. beautiful.
>>548118673happy thanksgiving ^_^
How badly will the remnants of the community and having a blast bros revolt when the minigun doesnt live up to any expectations or desires for something asked for this long
what cytube channel are we watching the helldivers movie tomorrow?
>>548119425I'm already immensely disappointed because it doesn't do heavy pen
>>548107925can I partner up with cute anons, tease them and make them dress up?
>>548119561problem is, most consoomers don't check or read anything before purchasing, so the vast majority of retards wont realize this until sw*den has their money/sc. Then the reeeing of normies begins
Has anything been said about the new shit?
>>548119561if it did it would powercreep the HMG
>>548120078I've said some things. would you like to know more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAws1_NdLe4Rework HMG into a stationary weapon, we have the technology now with minigun. Even worse ergonomics and recoil but like twice the damage.
>>548120123Yeah and maybe the HMG shouldn't gatekeep it and stop being a worthless piece of dogshit and let the minigun take it's place
>>548120345Is that Spongebob?
>>548113987>please stop dicksuckingsir, this is 4chanalso if they could they wouldnt be troons
>>548120123kinda telling how bad the HMG is that it can be powercrept when another weapon simply exists
>>548118673I ate too much. Might get on Helldivers to help ignore it
>>548120626yup
>>548120123everything powercreeps that piece of shit
>>548120123it would still be worse than the HMG>take up the backpack space so you can't cheese with supply pack or having superior mobility with warp pack>STATIONARY FIRE>probably even worse ergonomic and recoil than the HMGMake the minigun do AP4 and shit would still be more balanced than the fucking Laser cannon
Laser cannon schizo is the only funny person in this general
>>548120783lets burn off some calories together
Let's Climb!
>Super shotty is medium penI'm more excited for that thing than the minigun
>>548121525It will be the very first super-store stratagem, not a primary or secondary item.
>le medium pen buckshotdidn't think we'd get even more redditservice but I guess this is the patch for it
>>548107786Can they finally give Liberator GL underbarrel? What's the point of new rifle when attachment existed
>>548121179i don't think he's trying to be funny. i have used the laser cannon for almost a year and it's meta against bots, even on d10. i don't care what any tier list or youtube video says, it is a fucking beast
>>548121525Super what
>>548121756The LC is basically what happen when the HMG have 0 recoil, it can kill a hulk from 200m away easily (with no damage drop off I might add) and if you want to talk about damage and durable damage, both the LC and HMG have roughly the same TTK when it comes to killing heavies.
>>548121756How is it against War Strider? The eye is only AP4 right?
>>548122273>LC and HMG have roughly the same TTK when it comes to killing heavies.They don't... HMG has like twice the durable DPS and FIVE TIMES (or more) the normal DPS
>>548121659Why would they? Then nobody would buy the warbond.
>>548122651and you can adjust the RPMthe LC has too high a fire limit for its own good
I feel like making support weapons have different weight that would impact you while you have them equipped would be neat. Could be another variable for balancing shit.
>>548123375GRUNT FANTASY
>>548123375>bring autocannon while wearing heavy armoryou'd get relentlessly raped on every front
>>548123375Over-complicating games is what makes them shit
>>548123375that already exist, it's called Ergonomic
>>548123375>"I feel like the game could be even more dogshit"
>>548123375>Superheavy Diver
>>548123912>>548123823>>548123740incoming contrarian nerf tranny pulling a quantum physic level of mental gymnastic to tell you why this is a good thing actually
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STEALTH WARBOND ARROWHEAD!!!
>>548123740Well being an AC ninja diving around with it would become less effectiveOn the other hand you could boost it's damage even further etc>>548123823It wouldnt be complicated if they made weights more or less what you expect them to be>>548123842Not enough. Different movement speeds and stamina consumptions>>548123912I like when guns feel distinct>>548123950yup>>548124163Dilate.Sadly I don't see this ever happening because it would require rebalancing every single support in the game
>>548124220I hope the scrapped it because it got leaked, fuck stealthniggers
>>548124254>"I like when my guns feel like complete and utter horseshit to use"No you dont. Youd be the first person to get sick of it.
>>548124254>It wouldnt be complicated if they made weights more or less what you expect them to beWhy the fuck would you want to add in complexity. You're confusing complexity with fun.
The only thing this game needs is D11. Which you can only play at level +100 and each player only gets 1 life. But the reward is SC if you win.
>>548124254I think the novelty will wear off extremely fast and you will be the first one to ask the devs to revert it, don't fucking make game design decisions based on the current vibe
>People are actually falling for the AI super store bait
>>548124484Sorry doomsissy, you LOST
PLEASE INCREASE THE LEVELCAP I'M BEGGING YOU! I'VE BEEN 150 FOR MONTHS AHHHHHHHH
>>548124484I can literally debunk you but I'm too lazy to boot up discord and screencap the developer message confirming it to be real so I'm just going to call you a dumb stupid nigger instead
>>548124484What the hell is that gun
>>548124652Okay, wish granted, but your total xp is so high that you immediately hit the new level cap.
>>548124321They would actually feel better>>548124373it's not complex. You read the gun weighs 20 kilos and immediately know it won't be the most agile thing in the world>>548124462you don't know me brah
I wish beam weapons had an intensity selectorfire limit is too high and dps/fire application is too slow
>>548124254Make weight also increase your resistance to getting staggered or ragdolled and I'm all for it.
>>548124849>it's not complex. You read the gun weighs 20 kilos and immediately know it won't be the most agile thing in the worldHow is that fun? It isn't
>>548124849The Dark Souls of HelldiversWeight would at least make you more resistant to knockback
>>548124849>They would actually feel betterNo.
>>548124934Would make them feel more real.>>548124908>>548124984Yeah, why not
>>548125056>Would make them feel more real.That has 0 impact on making them feel real what it would do is fuck up the entire games balance in a game where they struggle to balance.Shit idea, stop posting.
>>548125105>fuck up the entire games balance in a game where they struggle to balance.because despite being "heavy" weapons most weapons are actually quite light and don't do that much
>>548125105It's just another way to represent weight.>they struggle to balance.That's because many weapons are too similiar. This gives them more field to maneuver.But yes it would be plenty of work so I don't see it
>>548125347>>548125458No one cares, fuck off
>>548125347>>548125458Hi, Piles here. I care and will relay this idea to the team.
>>548125458>>548125347Piles here someone send me some ointment my ass is sore
>>548118285>Is Arma a milsim?I saw a video about a guy flying a helicopter without his rear rotor and having to maintain speed so the torque from the main rotor doesn't send him and his passengers spinning, while running out of fuel because his tank got shot
>>548126212I've seen a video of a guy shooting a sniper at 5km and hitting headshots consistently. It is not a milsim, its milsim-lite.
Real milsim has never been tried
>>548126341Real milsims are paid for and used by the military
>>548125928>swede>workinghaha good one!
If you get in my FRV this is what youll have to listen to. Non-negotiable.https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4?si=MIMUENn8bNLsngRk
>>548118285>This game was mostly inspired by ArmaI think Helldivers 2 was mostly inspired by Helldivers
>>548088593It did when the warbond droppedAlexus, Bringer of Balance®, Sutstromming slurper extraordinaire, decided our only quick solution was durka durka'ing porta-hellbombs in and nerfed the silo, making it a long cooldown, single-use ABRL
>>548126965>as far as milsims go.
>>548118285What the fuck are you smoking its stolen from MGS
>>548125928>being looked into>1 month agoAny other community would be up in flames over this.
Helldivers 2 was inspired by star wars battlefront but Arrowhead wants to appear "cultured" so they pulled some random milisims out of their ass to claim inspired them
>Try to put a little realism into the guns>OMG MILSIM!?Shut the fuck up
>Flammentroppers causing hemorrhage
>>548127213I remember Pilestedt specifically mentioning Arma. MGSV might've been an inspiration for 3d movement, but a lot of stuff people ascribe to it was already in HD1. It's funny seeing people say they copied throwing yourself on the ground from V.>>548127235Meds.>>548127303Disingenious nigger. We went over this already.
>OMGWTFBBQ MILSIM!?!??!Shut the fuck up
>>548124693Double barrel shotgun hehe
>>548128019The game has a double barrel shotgun
>>548128085its a BETTER double barrel shotgun !
hellpods should instakill bile titans tbqhwy
>548127915Hello idiot retard nigger jeet swigger lover, you can't do shit when you're on the floor in Helldivers 1. Movement is significantly expanded upon in HD2 and pretty much copied from MGSV.
>>548127915>Meds.Nope. I'm right. Youre either in denial or a zoomer that never played the original battlefrontsEither way I pity you.
>>548128315What's the point, just rework the old double barrel shotgun and make it BETTER
No point in responding to the milsim tranny. Utterly deluded.
>>548128774Hey illiterate cunt. I said it possibly influenced the movement, so what the fuck are you shitting yourself over? In any case, you can only dive forward in MGSV and you can't shoot while doing it, this game's dive resembles the one in Max Payne more than anything. With that out the way, what else is there? Crawling and crouch walking? Sure, maybe these are from MGSV, why not.
>>548128956idk maybe they're scared of making a pickup weapon good for (reason)
I wish the gameplay presented more of a challenge!
>548129334Hahahaha whatever, idiot retard nigger jeet swigger lover. HD2 isn't a milsim btw
>>548129334I can't believe it. Metal Gear Solid V was a milsim all along, since Helldivers 2 was inspired by its movement.
I only play Helldivers 2 anymore and I refuse to believe that the other /vg/ generals are this abysmal. They cant possibly be this bad.
>>548130542they are so, so much worse.
>>548129939Go play Darktide
One day all the dakkashitters and bufftroons will be gone. We'll retvrn to tactical sandbox gameplay in which semi auto GODs reign supreme as they once did. HD2's soul will be saved and the heroes will return.
>>548130882Cool.Go play Darktide in the meantime
>>548130882Bufftrannies were never loyal to the game so give it another year and most of them will be gone. Then AH will start balancing the game around the wishes of the nerfgods.
>>548130983If "dakka" (verified omegacringe meme btw) is what you want instead of genuine Helldivers 2 gameplay the only one that should be playing wokehammer 4thegay games instead is you
>>548130643/hg/ looks like fun desu but that's a very low bar given the thread is for a dead franchise.
>>548131203Can't wait for enemies that actually get to be threatening and turn any M1 holder runner upper into smelly paste.
>>548131207I only understood like 20% of what you said but you should go play darktide if you want hard game.
>>548131203Wow, sounds like you really dont like helldivers 2. Might I suggest you play darktide instead?
>>548131881No matter how many of your ebin Darktide posts you make, it's an established fact that bufftoddlers killed the game. Arrowhead has to stop the reddit catering and start balancing the game for the actual core playerbase ("read: nerfGODs on PC). Ez zero aim controller compliant dakkadivers =/= Helldivers.
>>548132169Oh, ok. Sounds like youd be at home in Darktide. They have hard difficulties there.
>548132169No, it's not an "established fact" that "bufftoddlers" killed the game. It's entirely Arrowheads fault that things have gotten this bad.
>>548131290Dead franchise? DEAD FRANCHISE!? Ohohoho... I'll show you how low the bar is once I've shoved it... up my ass!!! Jega, deploy the second remake of Halo: Combat Evolved! Use TAA, Frame generation, and use nanite with lumen lighting. Crank up the brightness and remove Foehammer's "Hit it, marines" line!
>bufftroon is a snoy>he paypigs PS+ to play this slopo I am laffinanyway shooters don't belong on consoles, they never did
>>548132280By listening to the lesser part of the community. It's redditors fault.
>JEGA! Deploy the AI texture up-scaler!
>Thread quality made a sharp decline when Ohdoughs PC got hardCOCKED by helldivers 2
>>548132475>narrowhead>listening to anybody>everNow I know youre just trolling.
>>548132286for all its faults HD2 actually deserves credit for not containing any gaytracing and fake frame meme tech
double barrel is medium pen
>Arrowhead releases a good weapon by accident>Not even on par with the eruptor, xbow or purifier but it's fun>Roll out fake buffs in the next patch>Stealth nerf everything including the thing they said they wouldn't nerf>Players see the malice in their actions and leave>THIS IS ALL THE BUFFTRANNIES FAULT!!!
>>548132738But do we know for sure there aren't any assets that were stolen from twitter by data-skimming jeets?
I remember the first time I completed a helldive op. It was with only 1 other guy against the bots as the others dropped off, he was decent though not that mindful. I forget what he used but I had a Lib Penetrator. We had to carefully crawl our way through in the snow (dust?) to avoid unnecessary patrols, taking out Hulks in desperate dances and prayed that the meteor storms would destroy objectives and take heat off of us (it did several times). We launched a nuke past the time limit but it counted and we made the run all the way back to the landing pad and got off alive.Can't ever have that experience ever again with the current easy balance of the game that the average gamedad still complains about.
>>548133063Boohoo, nigga. Nigga, boohoo.
>>548128956Yeah but you can't take that one as a primary. So nyeh. Also, figuring this'll be the one chance that Arrowhead has to add customization options that weren't in the dev toolbox already, it might have chokes and stuff. I'd dig a double barrel shotgun with a full choke.
>>548132508The gamers deserve the best fidelity! JEGA. USE UPSCALING. OUR FANS ARE HUNGRY. They hunger... for the mystery of THE ENDLESS. SET UP REFERENCES TO THE ENDLESS IN OUR BETTER COMBAT EVOLVED GAME.
Where do gamerdads and gameruncs fall on the scale of bufftroon to nerftroon?
>>548133063Same here. The mission that burned itself into my memory the hardest is a geosurvey against d10 bots, EoF was new, barrager tanks and chickens actually fucked. We ran out of our last few reinforcements on the final steps of the drill. I got a very lucky break that let me hit upload while hundreds of bots bullied us. Then I somehow carried the squad to extraction. In moments like that it actually felt like a higher power was guiding me to my victory, the spirit of John Helldiver himself guiding my reticle. It was hype. I miss that shit so much. There's no incentive to not play like an absolute clown anymore.
Are these 'gamerdads' in the room with us now?
>>548133314You should play Darktide and stop worrying about such people
>>548133417Could you rephrase that with a few buzzwords? I'm not sure I understand.
>>548133314idk about uncs but dad gets max 90 minutes of daily wifey-allotted game time, not enough to git gud, not even at spamma dakka divers
>>548133517cring ah boomer unc deadass get you ass on frfr
>7 am german time>schizoposting about "dakka" starts
guys wheres the lobby
effeminate divers got me actin up dog
>>548133765No one here actually plays helldivers 2. I'm sorry you fell for it, anon.
>>548133886wats up dog
>>548133925
>>548133694krauts are highly averse to childsafe spammer gameplay, poor craftsmanship, and a lack of competition resulting from inclusive green communist nonsense which is nothing but commendable as far as attitudes goif krautdivers weren't so exceedingly rare this community would be a great deal less retarded
>>548134053
>>548134092Professional racist here,Krauts dont play hoard shooties, they play crap like picrel.
*horde
>>548134704This is how the German mind relaxes. "Arbeit Macht Frei." They put Jews into work camps because they legitimately thought they would be thrilled.
>>548134974Holocaust denier chad here, it never happened and I wish it did.
>>548134974jews*
Will she be a Warbond gun, a Superstore gun or an event reward gun? I don't know, but I know she's coming soon! Justice!
>>548135358Take this event reward nigga*starts pissing on you*
In retrospect the Halo stuff was pretty cringe
>>548136154i thought it was funny, i usually don't reply to the things i laugh at
>>548136154So was the 60 day patch when you think about it.
>>548136154I disagree
I just got the game and im having fun desuI suspect that will change the more I play though
>>548136547da fym unc
Player numbers are looking pretty low. Maybe AH needs to nerf overseers and hulks some more to get the numbers back up?
>>548137507The game gets less fun the more you master it
>>548137662That wouldn't be the case if the upper difficulties were allowed to be difficult. But redditors and /hdg/ troons threaten mass suicide anytime AH tries to add a smidge of difficulty to the game.
>>548137773>anon has a spastic fit about difficultyI don't care.
>>548137953You say that but before the 60 day patch, players like you were seething daily.
>>548138051>Are you Side X or are you Side Y??No anon, I simply do not care at all about the difficulty question. Go talk to someone more invested.
>>548137507Oh, you're a new player? Name every /hdg/ anon who strapped a hellbomb to your back.
>>548138292I don't know anyone here, i've been playing solo for the past 3 days and having a blast
>>548138658ITS A TEAM GAME YOU LOSER
>>548138768im anxious
>>548138853what forit won't help you any
precision aiming fucking sucks in this game
>>548138873people frighten me and I get performance anxiety
>>548139019overexpose yourself to them thenthere's no easy way about it
>>548139019*forces you to play with me*
>>548139067ill get there eventually, once I feel like I can perform on a decent enough level>>548139181
>>548139019Me too. I don't like going outside and the last time I spoke to someone in person was weeks ago. Start by joining pubs and communicating with the wheel only so you can feign not speaking English I did this for over three months. Make sure to do quick-plays or join on other players so you can leave if you start to feel anxious. When you get comfortable enough for long enough with that, then you can move to typing and begin to communicate efficiently with a team. You got this breh.
>>548139250>>548139019>>548138853weak pussy ass losers like this disgust me, might as well cut off your dick, you are not fit to be a man
>>548139250/hdg/ lobbies are the best place to learnno one gives a shit about your performance - doubly so if you're a low lvl - and you're surrounded by like-minded autists who are afraid of each other
>>548134704>chuddivers lost to euro truck simulator by almost 2:1Its over.
>>548139506Germany... I kneel.
>>548139446don't listen to this retard, if you join a /hdg/ lobby, the trannies will leak your name and dox your socials
>>548139651they will also poison your dog and replace the air in your immediate vicinity with chlorine gas
>>548139446You run the risk of being put on a list by some deranged lunatic from here
>>548134974Unless you have the insane luck to be born rich, or subsist entirely on retard bux and other forms of pity allowance, you will have a day job. That job will be the thing you spend the majority of your life doing, more than sleeping, fucking around, etc. What an absolutely grim existence it must be to be trapped in this limiting belief that being happy with your contribution and responsibilities equates to cuckoldry. That being immersed in your work and being professional is somehow wrong. No wonder you're all permanently miserable and see no point in living. Also bufftoddlers ruined the game.
>>548118673Stumbled on this late, but happy thanksgiving anonHad a good time with my buddy playing today.
>>548138658>spoilerFUCK YOU! FUCK YOU SHUT UP!
>>548140590When the fuck did I ever say productive occupations were "cucked." All I said is that playing games that simulate more tedium and work is relaxing to the German, NIGGER!!!!
>>548140590autism
Do you like the Speargun anon?Whats your favourite speargun loadout?
>>548140810Helldivers 2 never was tedious if you had the skill, and if you didn't, getting mogged was your righteous fate.
>>548140810>playing games that simulate more tedium and work is relaxing to the GermanThis. Look at all the fucking simulator games they have, it's fucking insane. Germans are fucking insane, it's baffling. They will unironically drive a forklift as their day job, then go home and play forklift simulator.
>>548141115Games should be stimulating and, to some extent, induce stress and other less than positive emotions from time to time so that positive ones can occur in place of utter boredom. Games cannot function as a relaxation medium. Helldivers 2 became popular because of its over the top tight action. There simply is no market for Helldivers 2 as a chill casual game for terminal brain fog victims.
>>548141425What the fuck has that got to do with germans autistically playing work simulator games?
>>548141529Just the latest adhom cope related to bufftoddlers being deeply mistaken as well as in denial about the tumorous influence they've had.
>milsim bad>participation trophy sim goodbuff beggars...
>>548141574>Helldivers 2 became popular because of its over the top tight action. Well in any case, this isn't even true. It became popular because it was the streamerbait flavor of the month bandwagon. The vast majority of gamers don't like difficulty, metafags aren't a big enough demographic to swing trends.
>Get to try a new mic that just arrived today>Turns on mic>"Why are u brown" in the game chatI'm not using it again
>>548120345I wish the HMG just nuked shit it hit.Barely has any stagger or knock back. Frankly should stagger lock heavies it hits too.
>>548121082>150 roundsTbf it's more like 300. Still could use another mag. Shame the MMG unironically holds it back. And the stalwart holds the MMG back.
>>548141770>The vast majority of gamers don't like difficulty,they ought to be ignored listening to every last dumbfuck out there can't be the right way
>>548142097You ignore them if you want a tough, challenging game. You listen to them if you want to make loads of money.
>>548141885I'm Norwegian so my english accent kinda sound like a pajeet speaking english, I understand your pain
>>548141885nigga wtf did you say, what do you sound like?
>>548141885So why are you brown? Do you know? I hope you get well soon.
>>548142135How does that mesh with the fact that most people simply got bored with the game?
If we had d11, challenge modes, and achievs + unlocks exclusive to them, the active player count would still be above 100k.
>>548142336Because there's no fucking content for starters, MOs don't count as content.
lobby doko
>Narrowhead makes a good weapon by accident>Not even as good as the eruptor, xbow or purifier>Tell everyone you won't nerf it>Stealth nerf it by raping other fire weapons (genius)>Buff SMGs by making them worse>Admit to this in a stream (genius)>Gamers jump ship because these niggers don't know what they are doing
>>548124220It wasn't stealthy enough.
Of course work simulators are better games than this shit, they're less buggy, have more varied content, you can actually fail and most importantly you don't interact with brown "people"
You like?
>>548141115There's a reason eurogames are mostly all engine builder games, like Catan, and american games are all brainless dice chuckers.
>>548142852>>548143354>Bufftrannies still seethingKek
>>548143354>Community eats shit for sucking ass.Yes. The brow beatings will continue until all dissidents are sent to the super jail at Afoyay Bay.
>548143509Yeah, keep blaming some boogeyman for dumbass Swiggers mistakes you idiot.
>>548143354Is this some problem only broke niggers have?
>>548143354>Convert an entire planet into a mega factory that will provide military supplies to the entirety of the SE forces>No bonuses whatsoever>3 forklifts operators took some vacations>-90% ammo, -50% reinforcements, -1 stratagem slot, +100% call-in time
>>548143841Those very same operators also engaged in excessive eye contact with their superiors.
>>548143841Fork lift operators run this place.
>>548143841Sounds about right. Forklift operators are akin to gods.
>>548143354Even with this modifier you have still more ammo than what most guns had at launch.
>>548133063You know you can do all that again.I did shit like thay yesterday.4 people with the only anti tank being a guy with a commando.We would take turns agroing hulks so others could shoot the vents.Same with tanks and factory striders.
>>548130542this general is actually very tolerable. you don't know how good you have it
>>548143354Yes I like, also resupply cooldown should be tripled in d10
>>548143354>practically ded game>still nerfinglollmao
This might be a dumb question, but how are we able to attack New Stockholm? Why is there one singular planet with zero supply lines in deep squid space? It doesn't even connect with anything nearby that is on our side, it's completely cut off.
>>548144614Remember the most recent patch where they mega nerfed the dragon roach, elevated overseer, fleshmob, and the warstrider? I remember, but it still wasn't enough to please the buff trannies. Because the bufftroons never cared about the game in the first place.
>>548144760alart is still under se control
>>548143841>Produce the necessary munitions but have a supply line collapseRealistic
Come to DorkTurd.We have HIV Cum and better melee.
For Liberty is out today. November 28th. 8PM ESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Gxvp5M8-U
>>548143765Yes, but this also affect gay niggas. Couldn't be me thoevrBitfooly
>>548145162Cringekino or pure shit, call it.
>Joel finally makes a defense campaign on new stockholm>Nobody goes for it because people still don't play squids>Immediately makes a new MO to liberate it
>>548145480Pure undistilled Reddit. With a heavy double shot of Media Literacy.
>>548145162>fan film Oh thank fuck, i almost threw up.
>>548143354There is tons of ammo around maps anyway, this is just a irrelevant swede modification.>>548143841Why they can't put the same effort of the past for new MOs, like the dark fluid and the terminicide towers missions. Swedes will only put a png image on a planet or just a symbol, or not even that.
>>548146574>Resupply unaffected Its a nothingburger.
You can tell Arrowhead are shaken by the performance issue backlash. This warbond is made up of highly requested ideas and a fan favourite theme.
>>548146574>Why they can't put the same effort of the past for new MOs, like the dark fluid and the terminicide towers missions. Swedes will only put a png image on a planet or just a symbol, or not even that.Can't. Cool MO's would cut into their time spent balancing. The community is still demanding more player buffs and enemy nerfs, so thats what AH will focus on.
>>548146662too bad it will bomb thanks to swigger balancing making sure everything in it will be mediocre to badThis thing reeks of malicious compliance. Like Snoy told the swiggers to make something full of long-requested items to get the player numbers back up. So AH delivers but it's all shit because the swedes want the game dead.
>>548146662It really does feel like they got whipped into making something the community wants by sony.>>548147441Reminds me of the flag>People said wanted a hecking flag on reddit, why did they expect it to be viable?Feels like they got turned off from doing fan content after that debacle.
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT ANYMORE REALEASE THE FUCKING WARBOND NOW, MY ADHD IS ACTING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKK
>>548148007it will have been 89 days since the last one releasedall we've gotten in that period is a broken audio engine and hive worlds which were taken awayCAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW HECKIN LIBERATOR
>>548148318They've been cooking some incredible optimizations. 4k 60fps Series S, trvst.
>>548148418Incredible optimizations (stealth nerfs)
>>548148418>massive decrease the spawn rate of enemy to give you 10 more FPSthat will be 50$ plus tip, sir
>>548148318nobody say this, people are hyped for the minigun and the chainsaw
>>548148669>decrease spawn rate back then>fps doesn't change>makes some change to the AI reaction time>doesn't change anything>fps cut in halfYeah right
>>548148806>OMFGZOMGHOLYFUCKINGSHITNIGGERTITS IS THAT... A FUCKING MMG SIDE GRADE THAT TAKES UP A BACKPACK SLOTTT????>IS THAT ANOTHER MEME MELEE WEAPON NOBODY WILL TOUCH AGAIN AFTER THE NOVELTY WEARS OFF????>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548148967You can leave anytime, bufftroon.
>>548148806who the fuck is actually hyped for a melee weapon? reddit? Melee in this game is a complete meme.
Maxigun is going awaken a lotta niggers into hating shield devs
>>548149039im a nerf troon actually, just don't really see the appeal
>>548149039>the hit dog did hollarHmmm, methinks m'lady doeth protest too much.
>>548149110MeHaving a valid melee option sounds like a fun challenge.
Honestly only thing I'm not a fan of is like the 6th flavor of guard dog we got. It also feels like a barely more tolerable arc dog.That thing is going to be a nuisance with how much fire is going to cover the place.
>>548149214Epic post
with how much you guys bitch over inane bullshit you'd think helldivers is a 5v5 comp twitch shooter
>>548149167Just tap them with your primary? What's the issue here?
>>548149184Patriot suit minigun without the limitations (and advantages) of a mech. You need an AT friend to cover your ass, it's a weapon for teamchads
honestly it would be cooler if you could reload the minigun, I imagine your diver yanking another belt of ammo from the backpack and insert it into the gun, way more badass that way
>>548149865like this
OOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAH, BUFFOMANIACS GOT ME BOILING, YEAH! YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS GETTING THE CREAM OF THE CROP, BUT ITS ACTUALLY ALL FUCKING SLOP! IM TAKING THIS WARBOND DOWN THE NERF CYCLONE, YEAH! INTO THE PRE-NERFED DAAANGER ZONE! WELCOME TO SIDEGRADE CITY, USA, POPULATION YOU! YEAH YEAH YEAH!
>WAAAH THE NEW GUNS ARE JUST SIDEGRADES>WAAAH THE OLD GUNS ARE FALLING BEHINDWell which is it?
>>548145480cringe shit
>>548150507Bufftoddlers don't even know themselves, they just want to make noise and stomp their feet.
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244147139694/76561198066017633
>>548150507Whomst are you quoting?
Now that the dust has settled, whats the verdict?
>>548149465yeah and it does torcher dmg so it just sets you on fire without really killing the enemies. i get not being equal to the real flamethrower but that just leaves it to be ehhhhheven the brap dog is just better that point
>>548150921This ain't the verdict, this is the speargun
>>548151134
>>548148967You don't have to buy it.
>liberating Yed Prior would double isolate Blistica and Clasa>this would force Joel to auto-lose at least one additional planet, maybe even both if we successfully fend off the desperate rescue attempt>it would also automatically clean out two sectors and guarantee the safety of two major strategic planets>but it will be impossible to pull off since we can't even send the DSS there, which is a major prerequisite to starting the processThere needs to be another overhaul of the DSS voting system, where non-braindead players can nominate planets to put onto the DSS voting list.
people move while firing the hmg? if you're not crouched and standing still you won't hit shit
>>548152785I vote we keep it on hellmire 24/7.
>>548153002people use the hmg?
>>548150921Good on bugs, fun on bots, worthless on squids since ablative armour takes priority over the overpen.It's an anti-medium tool with bad ammo economy and a crowd control effect that might as well not exist since it can't reliably kill hunters or voteless using the AOE since it's so small and low damage. It can be fun to use on bugs since it staggers with every hit, cancelling BT spit or charger attacks so you can land a thermite or ultimatum, but trying to actually kill anything armoured is a pain.So overall it's a Railgun side/downgrade and most other tools get the job done better.
>>548153002The people complaining only use top meta shit, not the hmg
>chainsaw dropped>monkey paw curls>requires fuel to use>can only kill 2 alpha commanders before running out of fuel
>>548153631>Bufftroon hyperbole
>>548153783>ive been sussed out!
If only there was a coop horde game with good melee mechanics and chainsaws, I'd tell you to go play that but I can't recall the name...
>>548153783mindbroken, not even a buff tard but I'm glad they are living rent free inside your head
>>548153914multiplayer theft auto
>>548153876>>548153914>Bufftranny seethe
It's the same indian that seethe about bugdivers and schizo posting the gaylactic war, I advise you to ignore the brown creature
>>548153936>T.
>>548154168>>548153967>>548153783good morning saar
>>548154168>top-tier nerftranny gameplaySooo true!
>>548154168>crossbow>thermites>ultimatum>quasar>probably lost his crutchpack trying to do the exploit
Which member of /hdg/ is the most likely to have wild crazed sex parties with gangs of black men?
>>548154332>>548154354Why aren't you playing the game? They literally dumbed down the game to appeal to downies like you and you're still not playing it? Why?
>>5481507831/4
>>548154537Literally anyone that supports the 60 day buff patch. Also, you're brown.
>>548154563how are you today Pajeet?
>>548154624>he waited an hour
>>548154662post hand
>>548154840I have, multiple times. Check the archive.
>>548154898Not good enough. Brown confirmed.
>>548154823you gotta feel sorry for the man trying to play the game while the thread is getting raided for days on end by nerftroon and his disord
>he wasn't there when the nerfyeti posted his handlol newfag
>>548154168>these are the people who need the game to be easier
>>548154898oh...okay then
It's been multiple threads back-to-back since the announcement, are you not tired? I'm starting to miss the dead general where only lobbies get posted here
>>548153002They're just looking for things to complain about.
>>548154898Handposting is peak brown behaviour.
>the person(s) ITT accusing >(You) of being brown
>>548155379i'm joining, thread is a cesspit
>AIsaaaar
>>5481507832/4
>>548155379>>548155463I'm jerking off atm I'll be with you guys in 10-20 mins
>>5481507832/4pls join :(
>>548155806get in
>>548150783we divin
>>548134704>>548134974>>548139641It's overwhelmingly slavs tho, ETS2 even has Russian dlc thats indefinitely postponed to avoid review bombing from reddit and ukies
>>548143354>25%should be 75% and all supply increasing items disabled
Is it normal for people to leave within a couple of minutes when you join a mission in progress? Because it's happened like three times.
YUM YUM I LOVE LE EPIC NERFS YUM YUM!!!!!!
>buffTODDLER seething profuselyokay maybe swedes can be based after all
>>548153265It can destroy spawners.
>>548158624Didn't you say nerfchad is kraut?
>>548161010he's an HB1 visa indian living in germany
>>548143354>Brings laser/arc weapons
>Join team>Two guy bring hellbomb backpack>A horde of 5 tank and 2 factory bottleneck though one gate>"use the hellbomb" i said>Host stand there like dumbass so I pick up the hellbomb and blow it for him. He got two anyway from the guy that left>Get kick at 4/8>Hold back the horde alone and winThank for nothing useless>>
>>548161838Don't complain. They are your betters for they are the ones AH chose to balance around. Don't like it? Then go play darktide.
>>548161838>kill entire bot drop with one hellbomb backpack>host kicks me for kill stealing
>>548149647>Just swap to you primary >Then swap back ->Well no you can just keep clicking because that's actually better>Wow you basically killed everything with your primary, why do you even have the minigun
>>548164108Good post. Support weapons, excluding AT, have been powercrept severely. Bringing along a non-AT support weapon is a 1 in 10 divers thing these days. Maxigun will be similarly ignored post the honeymoon. Fuck buffniggers holy shit fuck them to hell.
nuclear hot take: it's okay for weapons to bad on a front if they're really good on another frontthe minigun will be really good on bugs and absolutely fucking obliterate squids, so being merely okay on the bot front doesn't make it bad
>>548164379
>>548164379Then what about the guns that go A+ on any front? AC for example. Why should I ever prefer maxigun to it? Just for flavor? No fun if there's no substance to go along with it.
>>548164379>Merely okayIt's gonna be liquid shit on the bot front frankly.>Can't kill hulks>Can't kill warstriders>Can't kill shield devs (basically half the chaff)>Standing still for more than one second gets you popped by a random rocketLike not only are you better off bringing a liberator, you're actually fucking yourself over by all the targets that need rockets to the point you're pretty much throwing. You're basically running flamethrower but at least flamethrower has the gimmick of killing everything on bots if you're good.
>>548164814>>Can't kill shield devswhy do you think it won't be able to kill heavy devastators?
Bot front is already solved with scythe and EAT combo
>>548165006DMR and Quasar actually
>>548164814>If it can't effortless solo the entire roster it's shitYou have 3 other stratagem slots, and possibly a primary slot, a secondary slot, and a grenade slot to deal with the 2 types of heavies it will struggle against
jump pack is my crack I can't put it down
>>548155221>incessant bait is A-OK unless it's on topicplease go back
>>548164998You ever use machine gun or HMG on heavy devs?They flinch and raise their shield constantly. It is the most painful experience imaginable and you are going to be using a high recoil likely high spread gun on them. Making it worse than both of those.Only way to deal with them is use stuns, but then you're dropping thermites forcing you into using only ultimatums. Which means you can only kill 2 heavies per resupply/ammo box. It's a lot of work in your kit for something that is specialized into into anti chaff to be so weak at killing chaff.
>>548164814Bots just weren't designed with low AP support weapons in mind
>>548165290>Dude itll kill troopers- well not if they're spread out and flanking you. Because the low ergo will make that take forever too>But it'll kill congo lines of berzerkers dude!!!
why is the thread autist so angry about the minigun
fuck sweden
>>548165362I get the impression that the fire rate is going to be so high on the minigun that the shield flinch won't really be an issue.>>548164814You don't actually expect to be taken seriously, you're just posting this to be annoying. Medium pen weapons are perfectly fine on bots, nobody's "throwing" by bringing the cool ass minigun, you dweeb.
>>548165414Stalwarts ironically fine
>OBJECTIVE>CAPTURE THE FEMALE DISSIDENT LEADER. INTERROGATE HER USING YOUR PHALLUS OF DEMOCRACY. DESTROY HER IDEOLOGY ON LIVE TV FOR ALL OF SUPER EARTH TO SEE.GODSPEED, HELLDIVER.
>>548165362>You ever use machine gun or HMG on heavy devs?>Only way to deal with them is use stuns, Weird I must be some kind of gamer god because I don't need stuns to kill heavy devs using the HMG . It either one shots their head or if they're at a bad angle you go for a leg or even the ammo backpack and that kills them just fine.
>>548165569>the minigun that the shield flinch won't really be an issueMan that would be funny if true. I expect clips of people getting killed by ricochet to post on Reddit going, "erm.... What the hell?"It'll be fine on the other fronts but this thing is just not going to be viable on bots unless they at least fix shield dev interaction.
>>548165502can't be balancedpointless reddit appeasement additionbecause we didn't have enough of those apparently
>>548165653Oh yeah it's "okay" with peak physique. But HMG isnt really equivalent, it's mostly an example.If you're not using peak physique you're going to be taking an hour to line up your shots.
>>548165824>can't be balancedit's literally just an hmge you can repositionyou'll be fine, no point in getting so emotional
>>548165908no it's not, it's a man portable version of the shitty patriot gatling
>>548165763Well, I figure it'll either be like that OR I'll use it with light armour and flank the heavies with my superior speed >:) I'm expecting to see a lot of players using it with the Devastator armour set (the black and yellow one from Democratic Detonation that looks like a bomb defusal suit) but I'm going to be a silly little goober running around with light armour instead
How low do you expect them to jew players with ammo for the minigun.I'm expecting 300 rounds. Maybe 400.Like>Inb4 you're supposed to be burst firing it
>>548166247probably exactly the same as the total mmg ammo load
>>548165895I'm doing just fine with HMG on 0 ergo vs bots. As we all know bots don't have much in the way of fast or smart enemies. I'm more concerned about how they're gonna cuck its effective range. I expect it to hit fuck all beyond 80ish meters.
>>548166163I've already been using nothing but MG with that armor for the past week. I am super ready. Light armor will probably be better but you'll need shit like smoke or shield relay to make it work when you stand still.
>>548166346Naw think 25 metersIt's going to have a massive spray pattern like you're playing the TF2 Heavy.Hmg is fine without peak physique on bots, but lining up headshots takes too long to be valid.
>>548166306700?Maybe, I just expect them low balling super hard because it needs a gorillian downsides. Because frankly speaking not moving while shooting really isn't that big of a downside compared to shooting indefinitely. This thing will basically be an ap3 stalwart unless they neuter it.
>>548166684>700yeah, that's sounds about right to methey might make it 600 just so the mmg has a slight edge in sustainability
>>548166247600 minimum
>>548166369>I've already been using nothing but MG with that armor for the past weekHell yeahIf I can't make light minigunner work as a loadout, then I'll probably swap out the minigun for a supply pack. There's going to be a lot of people using the minigun for the first time and I'm sure they'll appreciate someone keeping them topped up.
Supply pack needs a huge nerf and bug fix.
>>548167363member when supply pack was ""bugged"" during omens release and wouldn't give stims?that was based
>>548166567I wish swiggers understood the simple fact that weapons which only perform well at short ranges cannot compete with ones that are great at any range.
What’s the Bleached equivalent to super earth?
>>548167363Correct but they will only ever fix the infinite supply pack bug and never touch the rest of it because people will have a meltdown.it also just highlights another thing that's probably too good: stims
>>548167363>can't be refilled>make the resupply cd scale with difficultygame is fixed
>>548167427>swedes can't version control
>>548167427In fact I remember a bunch of seething bufftoddlers that refused to play just because of that bug. Truly supply pack is the ultimate mark of the crutcher.
I WANT THE MINIGUN I WANT IT NOW I WANT IT NOW I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANOTHER 4 DAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>548167973Imagine being this hyped for some pre-nerfed C-tier support weapon.I'm kinda envious.
>>548168317do you ever get tired of being so joyless, miserable, and pessimistic every hour of your waking life?
>>548167363>Throws 1 of my 13 dynamites at youProblem?
>>548169369AH has given me every reason to expect that every new item will be mediocre at bestAnd if its good on accident, it will be nerfed
after some days off playing homm3 and we love katamari it is time to host a lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244177933957/76561197995866779D10, bots or squidsall are welcome
>>548158624>India mentionedI am obliged to post 'that'>this is also why their domestic fighter jet crashed a few days ago
>>548169369do you ever get tired of being an aggravating clown that is allergic to rational thinking and compulsively injects fake positivity into everything
>>548169707this is also why you can tell they exist, since they will absolutely latch onto any arguement if they consider their opinion scorned or whatever
>>548169976this is also why 'saar do not redeem' or 'designated shitting streets' are still a thing as well
>>5481696712/4
>>548169707>>548169976>>548170129but Engloid does have a word for that, it's called barbarism
>>548167363>nerftrannies crying about the only stratagem that hasn't seen any buffs or nerfs since 1.0
>I wish I could move while firing the minigun>I wish it could take out heaviessay no more senpai
>>548169707>>548169976>>548170129Yeah ok meanwhile white cucks let their women walk all over them and let nogs overrun their societies and fuck their daughtersWho are you cucks to criticize anyone else?
>>548169707what the fuck is it with third worlders and insane concepts of honor?are they third worlders because they have that? or do they have that because they're third worlders?
>>5481696713/4
>>548170616pajeet hands typed this postgo celebrate the cow shit festival
>>548170704The latter, low IQ individuals (and I'm being generous with that term) are still living like cavemen with cavemen traditions
>>548170616Hi Dalit
>>548170616Westerners are the sole owners of humankind and this entire wretched planet. We'll make Managed Democracy real and you'll accept it.
>dorktide on sale for 10 bucksstop me from giving the eternal swede more money
>>5481696713/4, starting soon
>>548171341I remember when faggots here were saying that darktide was actually hard compared to helldivers 2, then I jumped in the game and turned my brain off as I was easily going through the entire game in auric with the shield ogryn
>>54817134140k has even less of a future than Helldivers
>>548108992So true, sis! They should revert it to when it had no shrapnel!
I like changing my name to something sneaky like "Heavy devastator" and joining games to deliberately hunt down and teamkill my teammates
Is it Tuesday yet?
>548171341KYS
>>548172818We all agree guys that do this shit should have their character forcibly changed into an anime girl and then get gangbanged and triple-dicked by all their teammates yeah? Three holes three cocks. Right?
>>548167540It kinda reminds me of Planetside 2's problem with asymmetrical balancing.
>>548173528sounds like an incentive to teamkill:)
>>548173528you should forcibly be changed into facing the wall before my firing squad pull their triggers
>>548169671We're back to 3/4 and not getting autofilled, so hop on in!Two missions left, free colony and bricks (squids) so it should be a good bricks.
>>548174046Good thing they changed that by just giving everyone the same vehicles and making the neutral weapons the best
anyone else just leave when a evacuate HVTs mission comes up? AH nerfed the fuck out of the spawns and made it boring
>>548145162Their voices should have radio static
I remember when I believed we'd one day get a Cyberstan update titled Core of Hell or something. Fuck. Make a bot-focused named update already. It doesn't have to be good. I just want to get farmed by siege mech.
>>548175297The only good short mission type is blitz. When I'm not playing with /hdg/ I just leave when anything else comes up. I'm not doing fucking erads or bricks.
>>548175443They literally delayed the new bot update with a ton of missions + a new biome because swedes are completely anally annihilated about people leaking it beforehand and would rather release nothing to get their epic subverted expectations
>>548175297I really miss the old evacuation missions
>>548175731they should have figured out botdivers have five times the autistic energy of your average diver and would obviously like nothing more than to find a juicy piece of content in the data mines and engineer some early accessafter all being very intimate with computers is the next best thing to an actual robot gf
>>548175731>swedes are completely anally annihilated about people leaking it beforehandshit, when did they announce it? and when then did they announce it was delayed and explain that was the reason? I missed those news updates
>>548170616You are losing Izzat continuously the longer you stay here.
>>548154168have you tried taking heavier armor? have you tried taking a weapon that's good against bots? dumbass
>>548169671good games anonsbetween the teamkilling in mission 1 on my part and the attempted swedish interference, i feel it's safe to say that all squids will be killed on-sight
>>548169707>>548169976>>548170129Does exposing the reality of how izzat works count as attacking izzat?
How many mods have you anons installed so far?
>>5481817723-5 UI / visual mods, 30ish sound mods
>>548181772installed 100+have around 40 enabled due to the conflicts between armor mods
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244191170771/d10 whatever, lobby decides
>>5481835033/4
>>548180448It increases it if you're doing it to attack people outside your circle by going full pilpul and claiming you dont believe in it while simultaneously engaging in it wholeheartedly in your own way. It decreases it if you are genuinely trying to attack the whole system.
>>548181772Uhh, none. Got any suggestions?
>>5481835031/4...
>>548172538No, it should go back to having the Airburst Strike shrapnel, current one is useless
>>5481835033/4 JOIN>>548183843BZZZZT WRONG
>>548183803Can you wear this for me?
>>548184313Do they have jiggle physics?
>>5481835033/4 but we running itif you want in i'll kick the random just reply
>>548184496Sadly no
>>548184737Sorry, can't help you then.
>>5481817723
>>548183803https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8055
>>548185101evil vile wicked sinful mod
>>548184646LET ME IN
>>548185101Never post this link again!
>>548184646LET ME IIIIIIIIINNNNN
>>548184646>>548185246>>548185581LET HIM INNOW!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/1syedkU5lMQis this considered cheating or quality of life?
>Previous Super Earth's President:>Dies in a glorious firefight to the death when his home gets attacked by ayyliums from the planetary invasion of enemies from a hundred years ago.>Current Super Earth President's term:>Everyone that looks at me funny or doesn't is a dissident and must be sent to super jail at Guantanamo err, I mean, Afoyay Bay.What went wrong?
>>548186632The first guy was Obama heroically sacrificing himself to fight hordes of seething white chudsThe second guy is Dr*mpf
>>548185101What the hell is wrong with you?
>>548187012Nah, first Helldivers is clearly Bush's first term, while Helldivers 2 is Bush's second term. Helldivers 3 will be Obama's first term where he promises to change things, but bombs Illuminate schools with unmanned Eagles, provokes the Bots by planning to station SEAF troops one planet away from their homeworld and uhhh, I got nothing for the bugs.
>>548187453Big Mike decides to change feeding the Terminids meat slop to some kind of cheap synthetic meat slop ala campbells.
>>548187453Does that mean in Helldivers 4 we will finally get SQUIGGERED and BUGGED and BOTTED like BLACKED in Obama's 2nd term?
>>548187453Woah! So original!
>>548187453Drone and missile strikes on random bug hives
business idea: seafdivers you play as a seaf. that's it. that's the game
>>548185407>>548187016You are like a little baby. Watch this.https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/24
>>548191557
>>548169707>this is also why their domestic fighter jet crashed a few days agoHow
>>548190127We already have thathttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1237980/STAR_WARS_Battlefront/
>>54818177210. You should never use more than 15 mods for multiplayer games.>>548183803Chaff/Heavy Units Remastered and the LEAD/NEON sound overhauls are must haves. It feels like a completely different game for the better when you start playing with the sound files.
I genuinely don't get why fags are whining so hard about the minigun being stationary firing. I literally can't even remember the last time I shot the MMG and HMG outside of a stationary prone position. Do these losers just suck dick at the game?
>>548191954Its fake outrage
>>548190127Business idea:You play as SEAFChan in a psychological survival horror experience in a megacity overrun by squiggers. It plays like Resident Evil with additional mind-control elements. There are graphic game over scenes where squiggers rape SEAFchan and turn her into a Voteless or Fleshmob.As a matter of fact, I am already making such a game.
>>548192116What if it's not fake and the Helldivers 2 YouTubers are genuinely just retarded
my dick is fake
>>548191954youtubers want to be mad about everything
Thordan is the only reliable source of news desu other helldiver tubers are grifters
>>548191954That's another consequence of the 60 day plan, constant nitpicking and self-victimization because they think if they whine hard enough they can get their way
>>548192249Based mandatory de-sensitization training patriot.
>>548191954>I genuinely don't get why fags are whining so hard about the minigun being stationary firing100% chance of it being bugged and locking you down even when you're not using it or something similar>I literally can't even remember the last time I shot the MMG and HMG outside of a stationary prone positionI do it all the time, it's called Fortified and recoil control
>>548192836moving while shooting introduces significant sway. recoil reduction armour does absolutely nothing to mitigate sway
>>548192249>As a matter of fact, I am already making such a game.is there a devlog anywhere
>>548192249kill yourself
>>548191954The real thing to be mad about is that it has a spool-up before firing, which real miniguns don't have. AHs selective realism at work again, where it only matters when they can you use it to shit on the players, but never when it would help us
>>548192249https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67h8GyNgEmAPlease start a thread on F95.
>>548184646ggslast blitz was fucked
>>548192249aside from the fetish bit playing as a seaf on an overrun planet actually sounds kino. open world with heavy stealth elements. gameplay focuses on resource acquisition for secret seaf outposts and eventually contacting a destroyer to send help
>>548194221If it was the actual IRL M134 minigun you would have a point. But as is there is no reason to believe that super earth can't or wouldn't put in some kind of electronic switch that only starts feeding ammo when it hits the right RPM.>but that's stupidWhich is very on brand for SE.
>>548194792We already have thathttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1064272/Halo_3_ODST/
>>548194945>halomiss me with that gay shit
>>548194221You didn't care about the spool-up time on the patriotYou didn't care about the spool-up time on the sentryMiniguns do have a short spool-up time
>>548195073Beggars cant be choosers
>>548195086>You didn't care about the spool-up time on the patriot>You didn't care about the spool-up time on the sentryYes I do faggot>Miniguns do have a short spool-up timeNo they don't retard, they start firing instantly.
>>548195231NTA but I have never once seen anyone bitch about the patriot's spool up. Stop whining about fake shit.
>>548195713AHs selective realism is very real you cum guzzler
They should make stims and enemy damage realistic
>>548192762>>548193854>>548194052>>548194293>>548194792Thanks bros I'm rn vibe coding the game as I'm a zoomer and programming is boomer gibberish to me so it may take a bit of time to get there. But we will be there soon, I promise. It will be bussing.
>>548192249gigabased
>>548191954>>548192286Theres a certain percentage of people that engage with content who respond to that type of rhetoric more often than the ones who don't, but there's also a certain % of people who use the internet and never post or reply to anything. So if it's a 40/30/30 split of people that are responsive/are not responsive/read only, then that means 70% of people post content and 30% don't, but the 30% that doesnt still sees what the other 70% is doing. That causes that 40% minority of all people using the internet to seem like a substantially higher number than it actually is. Factor in the many ways your devices try to feed you content algorithmically, the % of people that are read only that talk about the stuff they see online ("people are saying") and it spreads like a virus.Put simply, its hiveminded metagaming fags metagaming for self-interest (money) instead of making content out of a place of genuine interest (autism.)
hobby lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244203287615/76561197995866779we'll be fighting fire bots!!! unless everyone joins and decides they don't want to. up to you. have fun, all are welcome
genuinely is bringing minefields to multiplayer pubs trolling? I like using them on the bug front but retarded divers run into them then I get kicked
>>5481974761/4
>>5481974762/4come kill bots and get set on fire
>>548198007Simply be the host, and nobody can kick you.That being said, most people don't bring mines (outside of defense evacuations) not because they're troll-tier stratagems, but simply because they're not effective. The cooldown is still a touch too long, they still get set off by ragdolls, they're too spread-out to properly deal with reinforcement waves, and so on. And yeah, braindead people don't like playing with them because the mines that don't get triggered stay on the field and become hazards for players.
>>548198007I walk into them on purpose to throw the game away when people pick mines in my games outside of bricks.
>>548192249I completely ignored the text of your post and directed all of my attention to the image.
>>548197476still still 2 2 / / 4 4we must help the blob take back this planet and eat napalm to the face several times, join join join!!!
>>548197476FULLL
Half my guns are level 25 and the other twenty are level 20 because those last five levels of grind are a pain in the asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8gCtSlLxI
>9k people on terrek
>>548202610Grand Errant is better. 1,450 SC gained in two days over maybe 3 total hours farmed.
Wait. why can I only carry 3 syringes?
I really enjoy how HD2 is an epitome of our time in that it has every ingredient to be great and satisfying and long lasting but is just too fucking broken and ill to perform as the sum of its parts. And that there's no future to it. Just degradation.
>>548203894Because Joel deems it necessary to further twist the knife.
>>548203920modGODs will save us once the source code leaks
>>548203894dissidents obviously fucked up PermaCura something fierce and current combat stim supplies will only last in the short to mid termdon't let the swiggers hear you say it though
>>548204130>modgods will save the gameI am very sure that the game will turn even worse if the community is in charge of handling every aspect of it
>>548130542This general is practically paradise compared to some of the generals here. >any gacha is just vague horny posting and talking autistically about their actual not joking very real waifus>runescape general is a fucking weird chatroom that doesn't reply to each other or use many images it honestly freaks me out >elder scrolls general is just porn mod posting >halo general is still around but just dead as fuck and basically is here as a legacy feature>final fantasy 14 general is the most terminally online group of people you will ever come across >co-op general just talks about dorktide and really should just be renamed to that >the pokemon general had to be contained within its own fucking board >poe general posted child beastiality porn when PoE2 launched in a slightly less than desirable state This place is downright civil and decent compared to the vile inhabitants and creatures of this board.
>>548110914Cortana was mid af 6 7 fr fr no cap
>>548203920running with no problems on Linux. it's literally just Windows bloat taking it down.The only technical problem I have is that the AA is ABSOLUTE FUCKING ASS.It looks like someone added a vector filter to a SNES emulator
>>548204697Running largely without issues on Win 10. I'm utterly convinced it's a Win 11 issue, as are most gaming issues nowadays. You will have to pry this fucking OS from my cold dead fingers.
>>548204130Customizable stratagems. Full blown cyborg faction. Any crossover warbond you could imagine. Player made MOs but our Joel would actually be a competent+evolving story creator who listens to feedback. Hardcore version with refined milsim autism. Arcade version that lets you be a DBZ character. The possibilities would truly be endless. Honestly swiggers should just give us the source code and fuck off.
>>548204697Linux is the gaming OS of the future but it can't fix swiggerdom.
>>548108336The minigun is medium pen, can't be fired while moving, and requires a backpack.It's literally just a worse HMG and the HMG already kind of sucks.
>>548204547>vague horny posting and talking autistically about their actual not joking very real waifusI dabble in that here but it's all ironic and very tasteful
>>548203894The brow beatings for losing MOs will continue until all dissidents are sent to the super jail at Afoyay Bay.
>>548204547I wonder what Katawa Shoujo General is up to so many years later...?
>>548204547Thats because we got this
kill yourself
Ruffians play LoL with meeeee
>>548206894rude
>>548206894the fuck did you say to me? ill fuck your ass bitch
>>548145480Better than whatever that the real movie is going to be
>>548207225God I wish i can forget about it.But I hope the movie flops hard and Arrowhead starts cope posting about how all the "subtle and witty" satire flew over everyones heads.
>>548204547>runescape general is a fucking weird chatroom that doesn't reply to each other or use many images it honestly freaks me outI miss when the tf2 general did this.It filtered people.
>>548204547Ace Combat threads are pretty comfy
>>548206754>#4049What the fuck
>>548209009they reset that count like 3 or 4 times now right? It's still so high? the fuck?
>>548124653>still waiting
>Helldivers 2 movie>Low attendance because audience sees it as chinese bootleg capeshit and because AHs retarded decision making killed any interest>Watch it anyway>Endless Marvel quips>500 "American bad, amirite?" jokes>Referencing the Bush Administration (again)>Film constantly reminds you how you, the player, and by extension your character, die all the time and youre not actually good at the game because the devs cant stop coping>Super President is a Jeet>The only white people are used for cannon fodder or grossly incompetent except for the token white female who falls in love with a brown person after a "hilarious" love triangle where the white guy is played off as a total loser and retard>All the mixed race couples are brown/black male and white femalePlease look forward to it
>>548197476good games anons, fire very hotthanks for showing me tap-firing with the dicklemoon piss bugs soonish to complete the trifecta of faction lobbies>>548203715decent, but I have more fun sc farming with anons since you clear fast and it just turns into a minute of racing cars around before going back to ship>>548204547/osg/ always weirded me out, I got back into osrs in 2018 and had fun with osg and did lots of stuff but there were weird doomers like there are in any gamebut nobody really posted on the thread, the ingame chat was basically the thread so it didn't really serve much purposebut after a while there was a gigantic schizo trader that invaded /osg/ and i've always been 90% sure judging off posts in the thread that almost 80% of them are just him talking to himself and bumping the thread for no reasonit started back then and it's still going sohalo general seems like a decent place for halo resources or chatting so i don't mind it being slow and /ksg/ just seems like board culture at this point as a faux-chatroom/blog
Stim rationing should be a permanent d10 modifier
>>548210972Holy shit! You can do that RIGHT NOW! >Load into Private lobby>Use up stims to simulate stim shortage:OOOOOO CRAZY, RIGHT?!?
I remember when gamers would give themselves challenge runs that involved doing weird ass strats and loadouts.All you fags want is for Arrowhead to prop up some "super hard mode" so you egotrannies can just use it as bragging rights.
>>548209702if any one of these things is true I’m not seeing it
>>548211181seething buff tranny
>>548210972>hop on>x3>???>start looking for legal course to finally have Alexus fully removed
What are the shotguns, smgs and marksman rifles good for? The shotguns in this game seem really weak and I always find myself using one of the assault rifles.
>>548209702>The only white people are used for cannon fodder or grossly incompetent except for the token white female who falls in love with a brown person after a "hilarious" love triangle where the white guy is played off as a total loser and retard>All the mixed race couples are brown/black male and white femaleI'm sorry but that would be ridiculously hot. I hope they add a scene where the white male protagonist gets disabled by the war after seeing all his friends die in battle, then he comes home to see his girl stolen by the black Democracy Officer. How kino would that be?>>548212242Oh come on. You know it would be fucking hot.
>>548212602>Location based in India
>>548212541You have to give each primary in this game its time of day to understand it.The shotguns all have different uses because they’re all different.Just one example, the cookout is my usual bot primary. One pellet of smoldering buckshot will stagger and flinch enemies, so you can unload on a patrol of shield devs and stunlock every one of them and just empty that thing til they’re dead and they’re burning and recoiling so they can’t shoot back.Only reason I’m not married to the cookout on bots is because of scout striders. It staggers them, and it can pop their missles if you’re up close, but if there’s like 5 of them the cookout isn’t a reliable way to kill then and I find myself using thermite and reds on them.I guess I should say cookout is my number one bug gun every time. It doesn’t penetrate the armor face yellow bugs but it doesn’t matter because it lights them on fire. Also the cookout has the widest blastcone of any of the SGs as well throwing that out there. I guess the only reason I don’t bring the cookout to illuminate is because it takes too long to magdump and kill overseers and it’s also unreliable killing watchers.I could get into the pros and cons of the other SGs if you give a shit. I max-leveled all the weps in the game and I really don’t have anything bad to say about any of them. The SMG nerf did hurt those weps a lot I will say as the bullet drop off is really steep now.
>>548213248What are the punisher and halt good for? They seem really weak.
>>548213529>Haltyou can stun shit with it, even heavy enemies. it's also med pen if that counts btw.>punisherstandard issue shotgun, it hurts ig. it gets outdone by the breaker and even the spray and pray with chokes. a med pen upgrade would probably save it.
>>548169707>>548169976>>548170129This is also how China and their "face saving culture" 100% operate on the daily basis, this is why you see chinks sõyjaking on twitter about their giga bridges and skyscrapers that about to collapsed in 4 weeks due to tofu dreg construction.
>this is what SEAFlets actually believe
Thoughts on the sterilizer?
>>548214173sex with that fucking leandiver NOW!!!
>>548214173SeafCHAD saves pathetic leandiver(male) from fromd squids
>>548213832punisher staggers way more than breaker and it’s the highest per-shot dmg other than the halo shotgun. but that things spread is so fucked it winds up doing less dmg against a devastator leg
>>548214176needs a buff really really badly
>>548213529Funny you say the punisher because of all the weps in the game I think that one is my least favorite. The punisher was the highest damage shotgun, and it does stagger similar to the cookout, but not nearly as good as each pellet doesn’t stagger like the cookouts pellets do, it staggers in the center of the blast.If you get right up in a shield dev’s face you can just blow its head off in one shot. Same for scout strider missles. It’s good for broodmasters, a few shots will blow their head off and staggering will keep them at bay. Against large groups it’s just inferior to the cookout because the cookout is so much better at staggering and has a much wider blast cone. I have the full choke on my punisher so I can focus dump damage. I really have to say it’s completely outclassed by the Halt which is the same fucking gun basically except at the expense of 20 damage (385 vs 405 on the punisher) it’s medium pen and also has an alternate firing mode that switches it to light pen, but it has EMS stun rounds like the pacifier. The halt fucks. Just make sure to take pen into account when you bring a wep. It affects how you have to use a gun. Like if you’re using the Defender (smg) against bots you can just magdump into a scout strider like you could with the Reprimand, you have to shoot the strider in the missles or legjoints, the trade off for having to be more delicate with your aim is it kills a lot faster, those 100 damage defender rounds to the legjoints are going to rape that strider way faster than magdumping with a libpen.Hooking back around to the punisher not only is it outclassed by the halt, it’s also outclassed in its highest damage niche by the M90 shotgun. The only thing you’re getting with the punisher is more rounds in the chamber (M90 you only get 6) but who gives a shit it’s rounds reload so you can reload in between firing a shot so idk punisher bros.
>>548214758>cookouts pellets do, it staggers in the center of the blast.every pellet has the same stagger value, this goes for both the cookout and punisher
>>548214176One of the few guns that needs a buff. A complete rework even since the harpoon occupies the gas cloud niche now
>>548214173More hp than helldiversHigher armor value than helldiversThrough ancient Tibetan SEAF techniques their liberators are med penCan never get ragdolled while leandivers need a whole new armor passiveGodlike reflexes. Nearly perfect accuracy. Elite shot grouping and controlled bursts.We can't compete with SEAFGODS
>>548214404sorry bro she only belongs to BBC (big blue cock)SEAF won
>>548214827I don’t care what the wiki or whatever bullshit says, the punisher only staggers in the middle of its blast. I tried every muzzle attachment it had. In fact, the punisher was the first weapon I maxed out because I saw it had the duckbill attachment and I’ve always fantasized about a cookout, wide blastcone, all pellets stager, but remove fire and just have it be stronger outright, so I thought that’s what the punisher would be but it’s not. The pellets that go wide with the duckbill attachment do not stagger, the stagger still only happens in the center of the blast and the wide pellets just plink for damage and don’t do shit. But the cookout you can even arc your shot and hit shit like 200m out and still stagger them with a rain of fire pellets.
>>548215138>the punisher only staggers in the middle of its blastWrong. You don't play the game.
>>548214483>>548214852How would you buff it?
>>548215250You’re wrong. I just said I maxed out the punisher with the duckbill and those wide pellets DO NOT stagger. I’m sitting here with images in my mind of blasting patrols of marauder bots and the ones on the outskirts of the shots just getting plinked yet still running at me with their gay red arms.“I don’t play the game” I probably have almost 900 in-mission hours and every wep maxed out.And hey just in case you’re not an shitflinging baby is it possible the stagger on the punisher is glitched and doesn’t work like it’s supposed to? I’m talking hours and hours of leveling the punisher to max so if you’re coming from the third party app arguing stats to me and you don’t even know for sure either way get fucked. I will say to support the glitch possibility, before the latest patch, the libconc’s knock back did not function or work whatsoever. I’m not sure if it was a host connection issue or what but I would magdump into an overseer with that thing and it would just float there stationary shooting back at me instead of getting flinched and knocked away. But going back to the libconc I noticed it works now. I’m bringing a punisher with the duckbill right now to a bots and we’ll see what happens. I should honestly just call you out and make you post your career page for being rude. Did you even max your punisher yet and experiment with the different attachments or are you speaking of “one time I used the punisher 8 months ago…”
>>548215396Someone said to give it the acid rain effect (reduce armor by 1), I think that's the most interesting way, would encourage teamwork too. Otherwise just make it leave gas clouds behind it but gas is easily accessible through other stratagems / grenades so I doubt it would do much to help it
>>548215396lowers armor rating by one, would give it identity
>-25% resupply>-1 stim>MO starts with -1Erm, guys, this one might be a close win...
>Add armor+weapon loadouts>add squad stratagem to call down a pod to change loadoutsThey should also start adding boosters that give squad wide stratagems
>>548214176Needs guard dogs to do anything with, and then you end up cucking your ability to deal with heavies because you now have no support weapons to deal with them.
>>548192982>bro never stormed a Jammer with the HMG at max RPM >bro never had fun
>>548217539You use the word cuck too much.
this shit won't shoot unless the enemy are right next to it, buff it's range
dead game lol
2025 will end and the Illuminate will still be unfinished. Same with weapon attachments
>>548170129>>548169976>>548169707Doing gods work. But I have yet to see this posted on /v/ where this is most necessary
>>548213248Do you think the Halo shotgun is worth it's salt? I only bought the warbond for that and the MA5B, and I do not care for that AR.
>>548192982what if you dived?
>>548218997It's not>Why?You can't level it up. That's it. Automatically unusable unless you have everything else at max level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7nXj34kwIgmight be good
>>548219220>Automatically unusable unless you have everything else at max levelIs this just because your brain is fried by "number go up" progression? Are you thinking "Damn, I'd like to use this weapon, but the potential XP gain from this mission would be wasted if I didn't bring one of the weapons I haven't maxed out yet." If so, don't do that to yourself, man.
>>548218997Halo shotgun sounds like shit That is the only thing wrong with it
>>548220221the halo shotgun itself is shit
>>548220221So this could make it playable, or at the very least if not effective, fun?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2cGqys_Whc
>>548218997Yeah if you want a high damage, staggering blast that’s your go-to. Just make sure to be constantly reloading and popping shells in that sucker.
>>548212265Why are you begging AH to force difficulty onto you? Why cant you set challenges for yourself? I mean... you DO want a challenge, right?
>>548221774SHUT THE FUCK UP BUFFTODDLER OR ILL... ILL BEAT YOU UP!
>>548217849it is range
yeah bro just turn your monitor off while playing who cares if the game is dogshit its not up to the developers to make the game good that's up to YOU the player to restrict yourself!!!111
>I love hard games but I will NEVER EVER EVER challenge myself! The fact you cant challenge yourself and need someone else to do it for you is extremely telling
>100% misson>extract>half the sub-objectives are greyed out>one of the fucking main objectives is greyed out
>>548145162It's live. Also this should be the OP image for next live.
Fucking subhuman black niggeroids the live premiere of the Helldivers movie is on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7nXj34kwIg
>>548223813voice acting sucks and i hate the oc divers
>>548223813Animation and voice acting screams SFM animation to me
buy an ad
>>548223813>more than 4 players in battle>bots and bugs on the same mapVGH... what could've been.
You guys think we'll ever get naval or spaceship combat?
>>548223813This is the most reddit coded shit ive seen in a while
>>548223813holy fuck this is bad
>>548224210You can't be serious, right? Only way this is happening is with a spinoff game. Imagine them trying to code that shit into hd2
I don’t want to live anymore.
>>548223813Cringe but in an enjoyable kind of way, at least they attempted to do something
>>548223813>Random red laser kills someone>They directors completely forgot about it and it never comes up againThis is shit you learn to avoid in high school acting, come on.
>>548224506>at least they attempted to do somethingYou and I both know nobody believes that.
>>548224469until dec 2
>>548224469>>548133187
>>548223813Why is their democracy officer is white?
>>548224469I demand you continue living until old age.
>Heres your Eagle-1, sis
Which Automaton (You) fuckin?
Where’s the content I can’t hold out much longer….
>>548225052How about you come up with a better excuse to post animal cruelty?
>>5482250523 more days, just hang in there
>>548224935Incel corp trooper, I like its paint job
Loving hand-holding sex with Rocket Devastator
>>548223813they're trying to evoke rvb nostalgia and it's just not working on me
>>548226256If RvB was released today it would be considered reddit, the only reason it works is because of the time it came out, which gives it a lot of charm
The animation is actually quite good. HOWEVER, the voice acting, writing, and narratorial direction is truly truly awful.
>>548194221>The real thing to be mad about is that it has a spool-up before firing,evidence?
>>548227068 (me)also, the voice acting not matching the animation is a major fuck-up on the side of production
>>548227068>voice acting is awfulShould have seen this coming from the trailer. Anime dub tier voice acting was a sign of things to come
At least they all died.
I loved it. Fuck you guys, the action was great.
that's it?
>play D10>everyone is useless, people are hostile or dumb>have a long day at work, load up D4 to relax>everyone is pleasant, sociable, has better game sense than D10 playersWhat is this phenomenon called?
>>548228112You found your difficulty, anon!
>>548228112being gay? idk you suckliterally might as well play tic tac toe with yourself than do a d4…
>>548214173To think that we'll be able to summon them soon enough... next update right? RIGHT?
>>548228112Why don't you play d10 with hdg?
>>548227852Be less obvious
>>548228498I'm serious.
>>548228112The serious answer is stress. People get stressed out on D10 and do crazy, whacky things. They bring fucking dogshit and now certain enemies totally wall them and they don't know what else to do but shit themselves.this doesn't happen on haz 4 because the scariest thing you'll fight is one singular heavy enemy for the entire mission, and a 9:1 ratio of chaff to medium enemies.
So when is the next major update and what are they gonna add?
>>548228538>>548228498
>>548228660>>548228660>>548228660Nextthread
Daily reminder Arrowhead probably scrapped and deleted the stealth warbond because it got leaked and the element of surprise is gone, let this be a lesson for the leaktrannies to stop digging into the game with 3rd party software which is the violation of the ToS and stop cockblocking the playerbase with their nigger activity.
Daily reminder:Buckbreaking of bratty swigger devs will continue until their attitude improves.
>>548204547were all trans in gtag the funny part is you think im joking
>>548229026>leakGODS saving us from stealth cringeI kneel
>>548220163Unmodified shotties > Halo shottie > Modified shotties
>>548220456Yeah absolutely, I use the halo shotgun mod tho it's literally called that I think
>>548223813I ain't watching that cringe shit.
>>548225319
>>548223813>15 months of workDid they not storyboard this shit or listen to the mashing audio and horrible voices
use the other thread, faggot op made a new one early>>548228660>>548228660>>548228660
>>548169707>>548169976>>548170129This is something that could have been explained in three sentences, but ended up as three pages long.The "Vendetta" part is also disingenous, because it implies that all indians will pretend the term is outdated and that it doesn't apply to them. Just to be clear, I'm not saying to trust indians, or any stranger with your business or general trust, just that you can evaluate an individual by getting to know them and dissect their psyche, and some jeets (usually western born) do properly understand and appreciate western values, morals and merit more than indian ones (I still wouldn't trust them, because trusting people means inviting chaos). If retards can't properly scan for these credentials during job interviews and end up destroying their companies, that's their fault for being lazy and cheap pieces of shit.Also "vendetta" never meant blood feud in italian, it always meant revenge, and the words both come from the same latin root of "vindicta". The word vendetta was borrowed over a century ago by the english language (when the Divine Comedy [13th century] became popular with english scholars) to mean "blood feuds" in particular. But in italian the word used for blood feuds was always "faida", in particular the term "faida familiare", what would be crudely translated into "revenge of blood" or "family revenge", so pretending that vendetta in italian properly explained the facet of blood feuds, when in truth it was simply english men not understanding why Dante was overusing the term in the Divine Comedy, is pure and peak midwittery.
