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Teio!
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tf is withso much yuri shit everywhere? I had to leave a fb and discord uma group bc of this shit.
Digitan LOVE
i got the tanuki rudolf plushie, shes very cute and goes along well with my ryan, even though shes a lot bigger
/uma/ makes it sound like every uma besides golshi is hot garbage for this CM, but you have to field three umas. So who exactly would (you) field and how do you defend your choice?
i was gonna roll for cafe, then i realized i would have to actually play long CMs seriously and changed my mind
>>548171168trannys sex addiction ruins everything
>>548171160now I understand Palmer anon
>>548171168It's an idol franchise anon. You just have to learn to live with it, ignore it, and move on
>>548171334where do you get that (the rudolf_
>>548171339Golshi cause duhNature cause it's very easy to kill witlets Taishin cause she's at max potential
surely i won't get bodied with 700 power
>>548171339My wife, my wife's daughter, my wife's daughter's girlfriend.
>>548171494bro your spurt? your secret event?
>>548171369Me too man. Longslop is just a misery.>>548171339Easy. My wife can't race long so I won't force her.
>>548171454ebay
>finally get both long S and spurt>forgot to bring a parent Ryan for Let's PumpGod fucking dammit
>>548171339GolshiMayano ToppuAgnes
oopsies danchyo I accidentally (lol) clicked on unity and the double tp optionoh nyooo I guess I'll have to make this an ace run instead of a fan run
Start a family
>>548171007Don't lose hope
>>548171339goldship to carrymayano cunnyneicha because lazythis should be enough to carry you to A finals
>>548171570witGOD said let's pump is better so i didn't bother with it desu
KILL KATSURAGI ACE
kek
>>548171168Here's some more just for you
I don't know why some of you miss spurt in some of your runs, you get it from Kitasan EVERY run
>>548171168just upload your own uma x trainer pics and make them seethe
>>548171168just let them fester in their corner of the internet and don't bring them here.
I would move to Germany if the girls there looked like this
>>548171786Fuku when I once again fail to get her a good run
>>548171786when is this
>>548171339MayachiGoldshiSpecial chud
>>548171339>Mejiro McQueen>Tokai Teio>Biwa HayahideBecause I want
>>548171168To be fair daisca and vodka are the designated yuribait pair. I can't think of any other umas that behave like that for yurifags to latch onto
>>548171858You just know Vodka uses cringey chuuni pickup lines that Gimlet taught her (it has 0% success rate)
we love hating Teio around here
Is Mejiro Brian good this CM?
>>548172091on trainer? where is the after arima kinen dlc
>can't field 2 mayano's at the sametime
>>548170961
Who else leaving their club after gibs? And why?Me? I simply don't like flatliners.
ENTER
Jarvis pull up the yuri fanart of Daiwa and Vodka from 2008
>>548171168now type that without crying
Hey dachis, friendly reminder that we have a divegrass match against /pg/ today in around 4.5 hours.
>>548172153who the fuck is that
>>548171858Why does this anime picture look so western and cartoony?
>>548172268we have entered bizarro world
>>548172153Not as good as Narita Ryan
>>548172220There is a flat liner in my club and I told danchou to kick him but he won't because he's been in the club longer than me. Top 3 earner btw
>>548172295
>>548172268currenCHAD i kneel
>>548172315>>548172427what if Ryan and Brian switched in some sort of freaky friday situation
>>548171168>If a rivalry last longer than 4 years, you are gayTrue. Since I remember General Lee getting assblasted at Appomattox by his rival Lincoln.
>>548172567Lincoln and not Grant is an interesting choice
>>548172220i'm on track to get like 50m this month in my B+ club sorry danchou but i'm not carrying the flatliners anymore
>>548171339Doto because I like her.Creek because I like her.Grass because I like her.
>>548171339Cafe because she's my favorite and I WILL pull her and WILL run her in every medium/long CM, as an ace or at least a debufferMakween because i like herGold Shit because its obligatory
>>548171339i'll use mayano taishin and goldship on this CM, and i will use the three of them as end closer just because i can and want
>civil war era yaoiFacebook posting was a mistake
>>548172191gachas are finnicky, some games allow it, some don't
>>548171635you don't need pump on golshi
>>548171168>crying about yuri out of nowhere even though there's barely any yuri posts ITT and in the past threadsDon't you have anything better to do, anon? Also, how is this any different than anons posting trainer x uma? Both are self-indulgent. Both are OOC. If people like a pairing, be it straight or yuri, then they will post it. How spoiled are you that seeing people enjoying things you don't make you this mad?
Grant was also the reason Lee wasn't taken to pound town after the war ended and the political winds shifted, citing the terms of the surrender.Umamusume
>>548172742I only pump inside Teio btw
I only had to spend 5 borrows (7 runs total) to end up with a McQueen like this. Meanwhile whenever I try to build Seiun or S Maru I regularly have to spend 10 - 20 runs before I end up with a comparable ace. Fronts are so fucked in terms of building for extremely marginal rewards, its insane
>>548172647>because I like herhear me out, long Taiki
>>548172295>>548172475Fevre is such a cutie
Curren Chan but better
Taki Shuttle says that it was an about States rights.
>>548172743stop defending yuri, makes you look dumb and shitskinned
>>548172620Grant only come for the latter two years of war. At best he's a fluffer.
>>548171820She doesn't have much besides this and Takazuka Kinen, let her have this Rudolf.
>>548172927I'll tell you what it was, anti-uma discrimination
>>548172809Anyway, be sure to MLB the maruzensky SSR next year, it's a must pull!
>>548172303>against /pg/>but I need sleep>but against those fuckers Screw it. I will sacrifice my sleep schedule to see those gaysona players lose
Is Mayano's ult bugged or something? It doesn't do SHIT
>>548172927shut up esl
>>548171168Just ignore it? Remember, this almost did become a heavily yuri franchise before Cygames changed direction after season 1 and went to go heavily into the keiba direction rather than their original idea. Daiwa and Scarlet where the original yuri pair, safe to say if they where made in the Uma of today and by the Cygames of today then their rivalry would actually feel like a real rivalry like it was irl since irl Daiwa and Vodka genuinely did not like each other.
>>548172743>let people enjoy things :)Let anon enjoy being mad at others you fag
>>548172942??Why are you so angry, anon?
>>548173087>It doesn't do SHIT>It s SHITfixed for you
>>548173170Lots of civil strife in SEA right now
>>548172810I was trying Curren for a bit, but getting long s was a bit hellish
seductive sky
>>548172268BASED
>failed 6 trainings>randomly loses a race in middle of classic year despite having angling and sympathy so had to do 2 extra racesThis could've been the one, but she decided to be shit...
>>548173087its no stopping me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9qhA5sqcMUUmamusume for this feel?
>>548172268>This BEAST appeared before any long FalconsFalcokeks?also deck now.
>>548173347nice URA uma bro
>>548173415Its not too late to delete your post
anyone have the agnes digital victory animation
>>548173114>Kaneko saved usHe was a hero we didn't deserve
>>548173415currenkek....
>>548173573this should be Golshi and Tosen Jordan
I'm so happy that now I don't have to spin the bingo wheel 500 times to complete it
>>548173573>nigger voice oversplease stop watching amerijew entertainment
Hi, I've been living under a rock for a while and am trying to get back into it for this upcoming cm.Am I supposed to always take ignited spirit speed?Any other must-take skills? Are the free hint skills like rushing gale, its on, or no stopping me worth taking?Am I supposed to be training guts now?And finally, how are people getting these crazy high stat umas? Mine barely reach into the 12k range.
>>548173731I'm intentionally hoarding bingo coins so I can dopaminemaxx.
>>548173130that's called being a whiny faggot. i've heard brown people love it.
>>548173028>A currently trending gacha game vs a series that hasn't had a proper new game in a decade
>>548173509
>>548173731I like it when the little chibi umas run
>>548173415it wasn't mine...i got it from the moocord under the flex channelno cards were provided so i assume it was some uber whale shenanigans
>>548173540Imagine if they released the game with Season 1 as they intended to.....but really you can even feel the change from season 1 to season 2. It's a shame though, if they had adapted the Golden Generation after they changed the direction of the franchise we might have gotten Supreme Commander Special Needs in anime form, or maybe even SpeChud since Special Needs irl is the embodiment of a Chud, complete with racism against human foreigners and ginger horses.
>>548173842horse raised by flies
>>548173836Which Uma would the GOAT Walter train?
>>548171160I wish I was a horse
>>548173693shortbuff umas......
NYOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>548173785>Am I supposed to always take ignited spirit speed?No, its actually pretty bad. Only buy if you have no other midrace skills to take, or you want a skill that is guaranteed to proc during the midrace instead of having a chance to proc during the late race (corner skills do this on the upcoming CM track)>Rushing galeAs bad as ever>Its onGood but not generally worth the points unless you're getting Ramp Up at hint level 3+>NSMThe best accel for non-ends and non-fronts on the upcoming CM track.>Training gutsNo, but if unity cup mechanics lead you to click guts because all your friends and arrows are there you should train it.>how are people getting these crazy high stat umas? Mine barely reach into the 12k range.Same as always. Whale, full MLB decks etc. Everybody got 100 free pulls on the Riko banner and she is a huge enabler for big stats on the current scenario, especially if you have your own MLB Kitasan.
>run parents all day>get tilted and kill a run early instead of clocking a Tenno Sho Spring, first early quit all day>get literally every skill spark that I spent, it could have been so much better if I just kept goingHow does this happen?Why does this happen?
>>548173910I got pull by the irl horses stories so I guess without the more keiba focus change it wouldn't have being the same for the franchise
>>548173836I want them to lose-simple as that I will bet all my macca>>548174109Helios unironically
>>548174258The /uma/ version
>It's another run where Kitasan doesn't rainbow onceSurprisingly common
>>548173114To be honest, I don't like how their characters seem to depend exclusively on each other. I understand that their rivalry was one of the most important and all that, but sometimes it seems like the only thing about their characters is their rivalry. I feel like Cygames handles yuribait rivalries better now
This is a human simpwould she win in a fight against the Uma simp, Agnes Digital
>>548174258>>548174492
>>548174258when do we get the 1st person POV in global
>>548174109which uma uses fire the most?
>>548174570why isnt onepeice more popular?
>>548174492>>548174258>gets turf a>suddenly becomes good due to ult healI see….
>>548174258>>548174492>losing to urara>>>>>>to haru urara
>>548174520>sometimes it seems like the only thing about their characters is their rivalryBecause in season 1 it really was. Like, in S1 there where no other horses aside from Vodka and Scarlet, from that generation of horses. Cygames 100% added them into season 1 for nothing else aside from their rivalry, kind of like them adding Golshi in season 1 because Golshi is one of the most known modern horse in Japan because of his personality. Their personality in season 1 was just yuribait.
>>548174109>>548174729*smirk*
>>548174570that's a dog
>>548173910>he still thinks Spe would be le epic racist uma if she's released todaylmao, if cygays actually cared about making umas the same as their IRL counterparts then umas like Shakur and Dorija would be delinquents who beats up umas and trainers and Orfevre would be a little bitch that immediately submits to everyonethe only thing Spe would get if she's released today is that she'd lose her big eater gimmick and get a shitty overdesigned look like most modern umas
>>548171339Matikanefukukitaru>>548171909I got spooked by this German when trying to pull for digital.
MISTER CAYGAIMSI AM REQUESTING THAT YOU FIX THE FRAUD STYLE EXPLOITED BY ONE GOLD SHITMY HONEST FRONT RUNNER WAS IN FIRST PLACE ALMOST THE ENTIRE RACE UNTIL THE BULLSHIT FRAUDSTER GELD SHIT JUST STOLE MY VICTORYIF IM FIRST EARLY, MIDDLE AND LATE RACEIT IS ONLY LOGICAL I AM FIRST IN THE FINISH LINE TOO
>can't abandon a dogshit run because x2 TP
>>548173693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyBnC80XKI
where's the uma hug-strength tier list?
>>548171339I just click auto team
>>548171909
I'm convinced now, power cards are a fucking MEME.
Does this count for Groundwork?
1st ace is done
>>548174952No>>548175296It does; any green skill activation counts for groundwork
>>548175001Special week did had weight problems, look at her race commentary even the commentators knew she the old commander had issues with not getting fat and underperforming while fat.
>>548175296it should
>>548174258almondo FRAUD
>>548175296Yes
>>548175338Did you build that in URA?
>>548175338Uhhh anon, your wit...?
>>548175210The borrow run into parent run pipeline...
>>548175594>NSMnot unless he used Yukino Bijin wit (and somehow still ended up with sub 300 wit)
Bros…
Is cooldown better than bofa? Should I take Rice Shower's team name for Mayano
Teyo's VA has ADHD
>>548175791They do be the same, anon.
>>548175791They are the same skill except cooldown is restricted to longs
Do you guys glue the run on the off-chance that not a single rainbow appears in summer classic?
So Tokai Teio’s gimmick is that she has a plethora of maneuvering skills to (mostly) ensure she is never ever blocked. Now, I find that strat a bit dubious, but in theory it does sound like a solid game plan. Does anyone know for sure how well it works?
>>548175721CUTE
>>548176179Like this (not yet implemented)
>>548176179It’s shit now that it’s harder to get blocked, especially with NSM.
>>5481761791. Her golds aren't for maneuvering they're for mid race acceleration2. Nobody runs Teio
>>548176104Well, monies and event points don’t grow on trees…
>>548175721When they first showed her design I thought she'd be a stern no-nonsense bancho version of Orfe which is hot but then she got released and turns out she's just basically a german shepherd which is disappointing
>>548176241Why aren't they even moving their legs
Kino horses:>Oguri Cap (kinoest)>Gold Ship (Arima Kinen 2012)>Katsuragi Ace (kino unique skill animation)>Tokai Teio (gay anime character but kino horse)>Twin Turbo (honorary kino)>Sodashi (white supremacy)SPE-CHUDS BTFO>
Me after watching Turbo's Tanabata Sho and Maya vs Brian Hanshin Daishoten
>pick top option for riko>maverick>junior yearshould i just end this career
>>548176668>watching urara's first ever victory>it's post-retirement softrace so it doesn't count
Most fuckable horses:>Super Creek (obvious)>Grass Wonder (reverse rape)>Umamusume A >Daiwa Scarlet (sexy cow)>Narita Brian (shes cool)>Winning Ticket (for the obvious) >Tokai Teio (leg fracturing sex)
>>548176296
>>548176543>Oguri "Give Me Regionals or I Retire" Crap>le only 2 G1 shitter than happened to beat a geriatric Rudolf>Kino horsesElem ay o
>hit long S>hit charming on turn 5>immediately fail a 2% training with 5 cards and 2 chevrons on it>mood down event happens 6 times>end up with a complete piece of shit
>>548176848>pick top option for riko
This scares them
Cooldown or Sleeping Lion?
>>548176854>it doesn't countA WIN IS A WIN BABYYYYY
>>548176668Turbo was a cool horse. Pure sovl. I will never forgive Take for his bum ass performance on Turbo.
>>548174871reminder that vodka is tied to second most g1 wins of all time for japanese horses but nobody in spica gives a shit lol
Training without wit cards is miserable holy fucking shit. There's no safe way to increase your team level, everything is CBT
>>548176952I’d wager it’s even worse when you have a run with incredible hints and absolutely no bad events happening at all with lots of rainbow trainings and spirit bursts and yet the stats still somehow don’t cut it. I had a run like that the other day and was absolutely bamboozled
>>548176987>high roll game>not high rolling
>>548177027sleeping lion
>>548176946>t. Yaeno Muteki (fraud)
Are any of you guys saving up for Mejiro Palmer?
>>548177163>get good skill hints>shit stats>get good stats>shit skill hints>repear on loop
>>548177112I fucking despise the wit meta>Try Creek without FM>Lose a 2%
>>548171168trannies and seaniggers...you see them on discord, it's insane
>>548177352I'll roll for her if I have carats, but not saving for it. I like niges and she seems like a fun character.
>>548177352I can save her from the bad influence of the gyarus.
>>548170961Marriage with both Spe's daughters
>>548177352I'm only interested in her anime gf but wouldn't mind another oonige.
>>548176543>Sodashi>"AAAAAAIEEEEEE IS THAT A RACE ABOVE 1600 METERS SAVE MEEEEEE!!!">Tries to farm dirt G1s and gets BTFO'dlol. lmao.
>>548177175 those ¿19? extra stamina are not run changing
>>548177352yeah, I have enough for her and Jordan spark
>>548177352I'm saving for Ardan
Agnes Digital is allowed to make a doujin about Kingu's butt but we are not?
>>548177559How come it worked for Dumb Falcon?
>>548177767>why is there a homeless man in your room?
>>548177017Vodka a cutie
>>548177767I enjoy when cygames destroys fans headcanons lol
you WILL roll for her
>>548178124ok
>>548178124yes, how else I would complete my oyakodon with Kingu?
>>548177352no I still hold a grudge from all the times she showed up uninvited with her shitty ass card event back in ura
Whoever keep donate a single shoes, fuck off
>new thread>not yuri OP>has no yuri discussion>REEE I HATE YURI>thread devolves to low quality ragebait postswhat's taking janny so long to kick the whiny plebbitcord out?
>>548178276Can't be me. I only request dirt shoes twice a day and never donate any.
I think I finally get why Shakur and Doto are roommatesWeakest winner and strongest loser
Anyone building Fantasy Grass for Libra? I don't know how to actually get good speed/accel skills on her.
>>548178338>"thread devolves to low quality ragebait posts">not one mention in the past 75 posts until you decide that you need to resurrect the topicdumb retard nigger. your uma would be disappointed in you.
where the fuck are my speed rainbows??
>>548178560That is a grown woman.
>>548178645I ate them
>>548178124If I don't she'll punch me
>>548178560must be nice being the trainer of a rich uma, meanwhile I have Tamamo...
>>548178659out of 10
who the FUCK is sodashi
Should I spark in her banner or gamblemaxx in the all uma banner
>>548178739Kino white miler
>>548171786The desperation is palpable here
>>548178739Yet another 2020s fraud horse
Was checking upcoming shit and saw "Fuji Kiseki Showtime" was coming up. What's up with that?A cursory check for jp info tells me it's like if Golshi Mode actually made the run harder, but does anyone know just how much harder? Also, will it give Fuji shards like Golshi Mode's missions gave for Golshi? I want to get her to 5 stars already and I already have her goddess statue exchange rate at 5 a piece
>>548179029IS THAT-
>>548178543it's actually because they are the best and worst at being a pillow for (you)
>>548179029
>>548177352Full gal team or bust
>>548179029K-kingu!?
Imagine playing a game about anime horse girls but being upset at people posting anime horse girls.
>>548179029what the hell this is supposed to be a Christian general. I just got fired because of this
i want to have sex with chiyono o
Do I need to remind you what we love Teio here?
>>548178739
>>548179029Kingu truly is a first rape-I mean, rate uma.
>>548171168El condor pasa and her 4 wives.
>>548179029>King goes to the wrong bathroom>instead of leaving she does thisnot complaining thou
>>548179029I don't like this AIslop-ish artsyle
Strongest Uma x Trainer artist
>>548179519That's very far from an AI slop art style. Stop using terms you clearly don't know of
Oh they tackled King Halo's over-raced issue in Digitan's story. Irl King was like raced in as many G1 races as possible, yet she always finished in good position (including Arima Kinen 4th place) despite only winning Takamatsunomiya Kinen. It's amazing how she never had injury or sickness. I believe had the owner allow King Halo to properly rest she can win bunch of G1s.
>>548179029AWOOOOGA
>>548179589Nah, it's looks painfully close to AIslop especially the one on the right
>>548179526>Wealthier, stronger, fastertrainer never stood a chance
long cms are shit lets accelerate the schedule past these
>>548177352I am getting every single gyaru so I can run all gal pal (+Fuku) CMs.
>>548179701Because AI rips off popular art styles
HELPHOW DO I MAKE A GOOD TEIO THAT CAN IN PVP
>>548179827Can what in PVP? Cum?
>>548179726It's a fundamental flaw in the game design that even on long races you need capped speedIt should be the domain of tanks, I want to power/stam max
>>548179717But can all that make him love her?
>>548179654Heh... my girl KHalz... she just needs more rests...
>>548179827Which PVP? there's Team Trails and Champions meeting and then which distance?
>>548179962she just needs to wait till he develops stockholm syndrome
>>548179893>>548180062WIN PVP IN MEDIUM
>creeping up on 20k gems for kita rerun>need to pull for rice shower intensifies>cygames keeps dishing out free 10pullsBros I'm gonna do it...
>>548179519AI is unironically better than that drawslop
>>548179921You realize this is a RACING game? Hello, racing? Going fast? Being first? Of course you need speed.
>>548179726never cause piggies love them
>>548180173what if your car had guns
>>548179726Yeah. I actually give up. I'm building Groundwork Pace Pasa with 1200/1200/700/x/as much wit as I can pump. I'm just going for a cheese win. If it doesn't work then fuck you, if it works then okay.
>>548180152No you aren't
>>548180082But that’s domestic abuse, nonetheless trainer abuse!
would this horse mog every jap uma?
>>548180105Team trials? Buy every gold skill and slam the wit button so they all activate.
>>548180105Just aim for the tresholds in the global doc under support builds. For TT you can aim a little lower on stam for the median track and stack gold skills. For anything else you find whatever the meta skills are and other mid game usually
>>548180278I don't think Tracen cares about that
>>548180000I miss /sp/...
>>548179654She's just an average horse bwoSome of her spawns were lucky enough to inherit the good Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo genes instead of King's
>>548180236>DID SOMEONE SAY GUNS
>>548180152you can always... you know...
>>548179519It looks so crap that it doesn't look AI at all, in fact, it reminds me to hentai artist charu artstyle (161136)
>>548179921>>548180173an easy fix would be to not have stat caps
>>548179029Uhhh hello? Nyanitors?
>>548180105You just need to
>>548179921capped speed umas often lose to 1100-1180, especially if those don't pop the right skills, capped speed is overrated compared to having the right skills, umamusume is truly a wit game
>>548180367https://youtu.be/ls2VNcSifi4?si=SmTikYixWZDmOhfe>no Uma version of thisDoesn’t Trainer get a say in that!?
Why is D ranked prediction always such a lie
>>548172303Don't post my wife without my consent
>>548180385>Kawakami>JAPAN'S GREATEST EVER EQUINOX SAMA>average
>>548179029SUCK MY DICK KING!!!!
>>548180367sex with fine motion
I've noticed that Windy is crazy good in Aoharu I'm pretty sure she has the most 1sts out of any umas in all my runs
>oh this guy’s using a seiun… she sucks though>check after the race>she has level 6 unique
>>548180747Yeah it's always the 2nd race that Tazuna lies at full blast
>>548180945
>>548180747omg its yeppers!!!!!
>>548180945what only pulling for girl horses and not for girl horse cards does to a mf
>>548180925For me it's Digitan. She's available in 2 distances +dirt too
>>548180925Meanwhile at kitasan
>>548179416HELIOS DON'T LOOK
>>548180945>Beluga Trainer
Another day, another three worthless slop runs
>fail 2% training>lose to riko's sex team>raped in front of the crowd>everyone decides to sit on guts after japan cupI ALMOST HAD THE FUCKING RUN
>>548180925Giving Ulala a B in mile did her dirty. You're just praying you get another dirt uma quick so they have a chance at winning.
did JP ever add the option to clock the unity cup races? i know the scenario gets updated with a different kind of spirit burst or some shit at some point
>>548181038>>548180747
>>548180409I may if the banner stays long enough, sorry teio
Only one that proc S long this week :(
>>548171339Golshi because I like her.Fuku Full Armor because I like her.Suzuka (mutated and mindbroken beyond recognition) because I like her.
>>548180739>Trainer>having human rights after signing the contractanon...
this implies that i am as tall as nishino flowerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Z8kN9JUdk
>>548181073>constantly jobs in long>becomes a silver collector in mediumKitashit is worthless and is always the first uma I switch out when there's a better replacement
what is the next trainee you want to pull?
>>548181369Ops.
>>548181176auuugh
>>548128990俺がそんなこと気にするか?このanon(You)は、引き起こしたトラブルの代償としてレイプされるべきだ!
>>548180747Yeppers is strong in this round. 'ere ain't no stopping that girlie
>Roll>lose all>finally director appears>yaaay>RaisuI love Raisu... But I wanted my Mommy! I want to play goo goo gaa gaa with her boobs, anons I'm drained in Carats how can I at least get more Carats before the banner ends?>walletNot an option unfortunately, please help anons I want Mommy
Do we get a third desuwa uma? There's McQueen and Kawakami, who else?
It came to me in a dreamsucking on Brian's tits while I pound her furiously
>>548181482
>>548172220Not me. My mambronies are carrying me to A+ rewards this month.
Now that the dust has settled, what's our final verdict on Digitan? Is she /ourgirl/? Was she worth pulling?
>>548181652she is funny and goated
>>548180385>averageAverage horses are shit that never do anything noteworthy.
>>548181605B A S E D
>>548181176I was about to say I like her ingame outfit better but then I saw>>548181571
>>548181754Just like Kingu then
>>548181652She's amazing. Wish I could've nabbed some wins with her during the last CM but Vodka was just too strong. And I think she was in the perfect spot to get a whiff of sweat and leather. I tend to like careers where the trainee interacts with lots of umas and hers has that in spades.
>>548181652Yes and yes, I can finally trash that garbage urara from my dirt team
Zenno Rob Roy (my trainee) scaredly running away from me (at the bottom) after seeing my overworked and underpaid ass in the morning (i haven't slept yet)
>>548182007Rot. Perish.
>>548176543gold ship legend changer edition when?
>>548180925Dumb Falco always delivers for me
>>548181571>>548181829in reality, if this design went through you would actually never see the outfit in game with that shawl removed
>>548182181>king jobber
2 and a half borrows wasted todayproductive
>there are "people" here who didn't stay with their day 1 /uma/ clubImagine being so soulless just for an extremely slight increase in carat rewardsYou are no different than the bitches who willingly go to Dubai to fuck dogs and get shat onYou have no spine, you have no values, you are nothing more than a soulless materialistic golem
>>548182503t. Clover
>>548182503Didn't read.Quit shitting up the thread.
>>548182503can't hear you over the sound of me earning more carats than you
>>548182503They legit stopped caring entirely, it was a friend's discord uma club and I kept posting my CM wins and losses and memes while they all moved on
>>548182503i was in CUMA what the hell you wanted me to do
Digitan career story's feels similar in Fukukitaru's story in a way that both are actually can pass as very romantic but the comedic elements hid it so well
>>548182503I got kicked because I spent more time wagecucking rather than fan grinding
>>548182503At least I just left for a higher ranked club instead of passive aggressively bitching about le dancho on /uma/ every daycan't imagine being this pathetic
How is my golshi bro? I felt that with good mid legs you really don’t need Umastan right?
>>548182503One thing is staying with your /uma/ bros but another thing is forcing to stay in a D ranked club that doesn't trade shoes just because it's "soulful"Don't blame me for looking for a real active club.
>>548181565>4 speed cards>1025 speedHow, I think you can cap speed with just 3 sp cards, although Tosho is a better statstick than Eishin, but you would sacrifice some skills
>>548182503Yeah man like I could get myself attached to a club I joined randomly and that only had four other active players, none of those requesting shoes.
>>548182751Deserved. Fucking job having bitch
>>548182503But I'm still in my first club and actively work to keep nonnies engaged, it will be my 4th month with them in A+
Do people find thses fridge bodies hot?
>>548182503I managed to beg and plead my way into Mambo and have been fanslaving away for dancho ever since. You have to treat your club like it's your trainee, it may underpreform but that just means you have to work harder for it.
>>548182503I wanted to stay in my first club but everyone were flatlining and the only ones carrying the club to B rank was me and my dancho. I at least told him I wanted to aim for a higher club instead of just leaving without saying a word.
>>548182993variety is good
>>548182503The literal only reason why I'm still with my OG club is because they didn't slack off hard enough yet to fall under rank 999
>>548182993>female with umanko (very important)yeah?
>>548179116anyone?
>>548182993I'm a fan of flat chest, chubby bellied girls so I only need to let her eat lots of chocolate for King Halo and she will be even more perfect. Is there any good fanart of cow Digitan btw
>insert generic mundane thing here you don't doYou are literately Satan.
>>548182503Thanks for reminding me to check. Scrolling down 30/30 club and I just see a list of expired shoe requests, all me. Nearly triple the number of fans of the second highest. Loyalty may as well be an albatross around the neck.
>>548182993Some men just like petite woman
>>548182993titty monsters > petite girls > average women
>>548183195I don't brush my teeth
Spending 60 energy in just one run feels so good, lazychads we can't stop winning
>>548183203Petite?
>>548182503don't fucking talk to me about soul man i'm stuck in a D+ club because my gf and all my friends are therethe second most competitive person in the club can barely make it into group a finals in open league. the rest don't even do CMs. fucking kill me
>>548183195I shower on a daily basis.
all my borrow runs were pure ragebait today, welp see you tomorrow
>>548183361It's simple. Dump your girlfriend and choose from the plethora of competitive ojisans in here. The taste of those club points and carats will be more delicious than ever with some straightaway spurt on top!
>>548183338Hell yeah brother I’m not doing shit
Any Doto breastfeeding art?
>>548183347I don’t count Spe as petite since her bust is quite big for her height. I’d say Digitan and Grass count as petite. Vodka too
>>548183374>me laundry diving for your worn clothes to catch the slightest hint of sweat since it's so rare
>>548183338?
>>548183576do you think she makes that >:3 face when she makes you cum from a nursing handjob
>>548182503>club made by friends>they seem to be enjoying themself a lot>about 2 weeks in they start dropping one by one>plan to leave because I'm one of 4 active peopleI'm glad i joined my club here and sad I didn't join sooner. Betrayal is so sweet
>Satan and his minion replied to meYou cant get me.Not today, im behind 7 bibles and a can of crystal Pepsi.
I should have just rolled for Seiun and SMaru so I can do 1200 speed 1000 stam 1000 wit umas and called it a day. I hate power cards, bros...
>>548183587Grass has a big ass thou
>>548182503i am still in the first /here/ club i joined because i just joined a random club when i started
>>548182503>rando club I joined like 3 months ago actively deletes flatliners and the quota is my natural playtimeGlad I got lucky and don't have to deal with the club bullshit I see people complain about here
>>548183361>because my gf
>>548183625stop sexualizing /uma/ ojii-sans. That poster probably has a wife he's very dedicated to, it's wrong to look at him with those lecherous eyes.
>>548183625
>>548183587>ASS wonder >petiteGrass I know that's you, you'll never be Japanese
>>548183361>ywn join anon's club and goon constantly to the idea of stealing his girlfriend's worn shoes everytime she puts them up for trade
You need to marry your childhood friend
>>548183928>stop sexualizing /uma/ ojii-sansit's wrong to kink shame
>>548183762Fronts lose if they don't get enough power so it's actually harder to build them than most.
>spend weeks grinding aoharu for aces>CM over, 2nd place>back to ura finale for parent training I guess>mfw barely scraping through career races>mfw senior year speed training on the exercise bikesb-bros? I think I forgot how ura finale works...
>>548182993I appreciate all types of girls
>>548183014>he fell for the mambo danchou
I wasted a borrow run accidentally starting on URA Finale again
If I can get 1000 power and 600 wit are these the ideal stats for an End Closer Mayano? Or am I putting too much focus on Wit
>>548184140cygames giving us more and more kino umas which every new release
>>548184324If this is your second time, I'm sorryIf this is your third time or more, you deserve it
post something cute
>>548183776>>548184065>petite woman can’t have big buttsAnons..
>>548184381That's real good. If you had long S that would have been a potential winner.
>>548184140I'd love to, if there were any left.>>548184153It's also wrong to sexually harass me.
>>548184381if it has spurt i would just run this and start on your other aces
>>548184448
>>548184281I thought I liked Mambo but recently discovered shocking lore. Most of Mambo are Europeans. It's shaken me to my core, I thought the late night shoe trading was because they were all old men coming home from their shifts at work... they aren't reliable ojii-sans at all, they're just EuroNEETs funneling Swedish welfare money to Cygames.
>>548184448frens
all the umas I build for Libra are witlets, do you really need so much wit? I can't train power, stamina and wit with 4 speed card, Riko and Rice
>>548184612
>>548184612catbox it please
>>548184448Check my cute wife dancing
>>548184638I've no idea, I heard that VF faggot say 600 wit is minimum but that feels impossible to get while also getting 1200/1000/1000 on umas with bad attribute growth
>>548184638>he hasnt unlocked the 7th card slot yetbro? did you fail your national training exam...?
>>548184612alrightwhere's the rest slopman?
MY FUARKING HERO
>>548184495petite is more than just height, I think enough hips/ass can push them out of "petite" range
Ignoring the lack of long S, would this Gold Ship be ok for CM6, or should I be dropping Burning Spirit PWR and getting a couple of mid-race speed skills instead?
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE PARENT FARMING RYAN
>>548184495show proof then
>>548184865I don't help whales
>>548184974Are you able to consistently get her secret event? I feel like she randomly jobs the Satsuki Sho or Kikua Sho so often that I've almost stopped caring.
>>548184865You should have taken mid-race skills or let's pump or end-race skills like behold. Burning spirit power is like head-on, it can proc anytime between the start of the spurt and the finish line and is highly likely to do fuck-all.
>>548184792he's an oinker so it's just not feasible for many people
>>548184790>>548184858https://files.catbox.moe/u1t5j0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2mzssi.jpg
>>548184865the lack of guts might hit you, you genuinely do want to hit 550 - 600 anymore. It's not MANDATORY but in my testing it produced consistent winners more often than one off luck winners, even with lacking stamina or power.
>>548184865how the fuck did you even get this statline? you have zero skills, is there some secret button that lets me convert SP to power or something?
>>548184409It's my fifth timeI even turned on the 2x TP mode
>>548185084That's not a whale golshi, the whale ones don't have to sacrifice wit, have higher stamina and higher guts. The one anon posted is actually borderline on stam
>get practice poor>okay no problem i will keep an eye on the fail ra->fails a 2%er
I want to _____ Nice Nature!
>>548184792VF's ideal stats and gameplay isn't the norm. He's unironically clueless that non-piggies can't reach his ideal stats or strats
>>548185274yaenobro... you have to do better
>>548185289sooner or later, practice poor comes to collect
perkele
>>548184448The cutest
>>548184792he's assuming the people he gives advice to have a $2000+ deck like he does.
>>548171168>I had to leave a fb and discord uma group bc of this shit.you don't belong here either faggot
>>548185379
>>548185115>Are you able to consistently get her secret event?lolno
>>548185207ありがとうございます
>>548185207nice fellow futafag
>Enter uma thread>Cock gets hardCan you fags stop posting porn? I'm trying to play the game
>>548185476nah he's good here
How the actual fuck do you get stats like these with that deck?
>>548185274No mercy or sympathy from me, suffer from your own ineptitude I bet you're the kind of person that lets his dog lick his hands and forgets to wash them before eatingYou sicken me
Does he do characters other than BWN tho
>>548184065I want to give grass rimjob...
>>548185568Get hard, faget
>>548185127I see, thanks for the info. I forgot about Pump, I guess I'd better build a Ryan parent.>>548185217Thanks, I was getting most of my stamina from power training which is why my guts ended up so bad. Perhaps I'll change my deck to lose some power in exchange for guts.>>548185267I had terrible skill hints so the gold recoveries, Straightaway Spurt, and Uma Stan were all extremely expensive, as was the Burning PWR skill (that alone was 380 SP).
>>548184065I want grass to give me a rimjob...
I'm tired
>>548184448you already posted my emperor
>>5481856181, get lucky. I had rolls like that with my garbage cards. 2, actually spend your carats. Competition will be MUCH MUCH stiffer after all the F2Ps saving their carats blow them on kitasan black.
>>548184792His last guide that effectively worked for most people is Gemini because I'd assume he has yet to oink oink buhiiiii at that time. After that is where he started to whale, downplay honses(Falco for CM3) and cards(SSR Natie), and gaslight very hard just for the sake of winning CMs.
>>548185618Finemo has 15% TE which is half a rainbow on any non-wit statKitasan and Bakushin are the strongest speed cards in the gameRice + Hishiama have stam bonus on power training, them + Riko lets you hit 1k+ stam on a 20% stam growth uma easily
>>548185618Years of experience. I do wonder how many tries it took him to get this particular example.
>>548185618goldship has 20% stam and 10% power growth rate so if you get lucky you can get stats like these
>>548185618these are pretty low stats for a pig deck like that bro
>>548185568how about this?
>>548185618keep gambling until you highroll and get huge stat stick parents, im going to assume in this case he's using 18* stamina inherits. aoharu variance is intense. idk why hes borrowing bakushin instead of biko though.
>>548185359The only thing I dislike about this webm is that is 15 minutes long.
>>548185618for all those SSRs it doesn't seem particularly great
>>548185704>>548185781Now kiss
>>548185939
>>548185618Probably speed sparks. Felt like he spent most of his time stepping on wit rather than speed
>>548186076>>548185940>>548185932>>548185902>>548185891>>548185839I have all those cards and I can't even get close.
>>548185127Not OP. In my labbing, Iron has been hard to hit due to the high number of End Closers, and it's a little late when it does. BOFA is clearly the biggest problem here, especially since you're riding the WIT check already. I would agree and put some velo on, but I also don't like gambling that much.
>>548186078after a rimjob? ew
>>548186089Damn Tama is small
>>548185932>pig deck*running my thumb along the hilt of my katana sheath* what did you say about Seriru?
>>548184860Perhaps, I looked at the definition and usually it means a small, trim figure woman. Regardless, there can be short umas with big butts.
>>548185207More?
bros i keep getting sirius symboli and duramente confused
>>548185627I thought mambos were supposed to be nice...
>>548186078after a rimjob? ok
skill issue
>>548186151>I have all those cards and I can't even get close.Then it's a skill issue. Evaluate someone playing the game in real time that does better than you on youtube and see what they're doing that you don't. There's no magic tip that will give you all the know-how you need to do better, it's familiarity, strategy and then just luck.
>>548186264how? one has long hair and the other a ponytail
>>548186351I don't see anything that they're doing different.
>>548186151I'm jealous then. I only have LB2 Kitasan after spending my selector and crystal on her and LB0 finemo. Starting to feel like missing Fine Motion is hurting me more than anything else...
>>548185568I'm almost reluctant to say how often umadacchis make me horny
>>548186089>>548186264What the fuck is your problem!?
>>548186078You never go ass to mouth
>>548186264duracell is cute unlike serious sam
>>548186151money cant buy skill
>Supacreek got powercrept AGAIN not once but twice in the same patchAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I USED MY TICKET ON HER
>>548186227>Regardless, there can be short umas with big buttswell I sure as shit hope so. But they shouldn't be hard to find considering most umas are pretty short anyway, and their lower bodies are in peak physical condition.
>>548186392then congratulations, you've got the shittest luck possible? Don't know what you want me to say.
>>548185568>>548186403ignore these posts, they're made by umas trying to trick trainers into gooning
>>548186491goddamn you have 2 years to save for the dura stam card
How's your recent rolls /uma/?I got 3 new SSRs, including Mummy Creek in 76 rolls.
>>548186151Assume that witgod pressed power and stamina most of the time and left the speed to sparks and wit training, and maybe when the speed has 2 rainbows.
>>548186491it doesn't apply to you yet
Mambo
>>548186491>release 3 (three) stam cards back to backwhat did they mean by this
is speed star any good for the long cm? It seems good but its so expensive
>>548186491>JPiglet complaining in global thread that his broken SSR card only lasted him 4 years
>>548185618
>>548186584oh I'm doing nothing of the sort, you ningen do this to yourself
>>548186245https://files.catbox.moe/7ijvsk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/owtj19.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/i4f6fg.jpg
>>548186739some speculate that they want to rework stamina a bit
>>548186739Anon wasn't joking about marathons
>>548186797I gotta be playing wrong somehow.
>>548186797everytime this image is posted it loses a few more pixels
>>548186392Change up what you burst on, try to swap priorities between arrows/friendship gauges, maybe you aren't greeding enough with double rainbows and settling for singles. It's all trial-and-error and getting a feeling for it.
>>548186797this dude could have used this luck on a lottery ticket
>>548186675im still in awe of the grass wonder he trained with 1200 speed and a single speed card. he really does just press wit for 50% of his turns.
>>548182503What if my day 1 club was cunnyinc? Am I pardoned for leaving it?
>>548186429>duracell>serious sam
>>548186797im thinking this might be shopped
>>548186797Stop posting this, it's fake
>>548186491At least this will be a few years down the line for us
>>548186151Get 9 blue parents with a sprinkle of scenario cup sparks and race sparks
>>548182503my day 1 club got disbanded
>>548186497Mihono Bourbon is 5’2 with a big bust and ass, so there should be no problems with finding some.
This is absolutely perfect except for one detail...Do I still use her? I will never get such a highroll again, I even got fast learner
>>548186843Based af. Thanks friend.
>>548171339OperaDotoDigitanYes I'm bringing the whole squad because I think it's more soulful than being a golshi meta slave
I've decided to keep going
>>548187259>No Long S>No Uma Stan (wtf?)Glue, I'm afraid.
Think this was my weirdest run so far>fail 3 <15% trainings and get poor practice during Junior year>double gold sparks>subpar blues>not a single pink spark with double circle affinity>only random white skills sparks>no white race spark with 9* URA sparks>chose the wrong deck with 4 speed cards cause I thought I'm on a different account>don't max out speed but somehow end up with high stam/pwr>jobs career goal>get team rank S a few turns after losing to turf queens>despite that get ignited instead of burning hint>lose unity cup finalsI don't know how to feel or think about this
>>548186959He really hates having low wit. He's sticking to his asian genes
>>548187259All those skills and no wit to proc them. Pisser.
imagine if>good increases hp consumption by 25%>soft increases hp consumption by 50%>heavy increases hp consumption by 100%
>>548187368why do you care about uma stan?
Super Creek is ____
>>548187450mindbroken
NO GUYS PLEASE UMA STAN IS SOO GOOD THE YOUTUBERS SAID SO
>>548187461a villain
uma stan these nuts lmao
>>548187461mine
>>548187427>>548187461A cute girl with an extremely annoying hyper beta male incel fan base
>>548187475explain in your own words why uma stan is necessary without referring to sloptuber arguments
there's an uma named stan?
it's criminal how jungle jobber stole horse of the year award from digitan
>>548187461Wonderful
Ryan is... cute?
>>548187461A creepI would prefer doing goo goo gaga babies with anyone else but her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqrDJmmh1AAimagine umamusume racing in this track
>>548187461a creep. like seriously, she's weird.
>>548187461>>548186491Washed, Old News, Forgotten
>>548187662the cutest, glad we agree
>>548187461in jail for theft (of my semen)
>>548187461
>>548187427that's just Yui from priconne
>>548185374that makes sense. who else would donate to him?
>>548187662gap moe is real
>>548187662I need her so fucking bad
>>548172220I'm in a D+ club because I didn't contribute much till recentlybut I play a lot more now and should probably upgrade
how's my libra looking?
3 hours until digitan banner endsI hope you made the right choice
>>548187427With out all her hair accessories and white fringe she really does look like a kid from the sticks
What are the best parent skills end closers?
I want Halloween Rice for the outfit and wouldn't even use her alt ver BUT my Kitasan is on 0LB and only have 30k carats currently.To unbrick my account or get Rice
What do we think about the potential children between American Pharaoh and Almond Eye?
>>548181652Got me into A finals and since I don't have any dirt runners but Urara it's worth it.
>>548188306white blue eyed pharaoh.png
>>548185490I promise you, we will be blood brothers when she's in the game next summerSo take better care of your TP until then, aibou...
There are too many uma I want to use for CM
>>548188426"I like corm"
>>548187830fucking who from who? sry i don't watch garbage
You should be given a refund for dupes. I've gotten Teio almost 5 times and virtually nobody else.
>>548181652definitely glad I put the carats in to pull her, she is cute and funny
>>548185374Oh no, he knows. He lost every CM until he paypigged.
2 of my nekos are plotting to leave.Any fellow danchos, what do you do when you perceive sedition?
>>548176924poor hachimi-chanI still run you
Watching Tanuki videos makes me want to get married and have children.
>>548188536i got 3 dupes on my way to summer maru and i dont even have that many 3 star umas. that shit was painful, those could have been 3 new umas to run
>>548188536Post Stars
>>548187461mentally ill
>>548188617just let them, what are you going to do, threaten them with their nudes?
>>548188426What I do is I train them and use them after I secure my placement into group A. My main aces going to my favorites
>>548188306>Pharaoh*Pharoah
Kissing Biwa and our glasses touch
>>548187696I still wish SLOPPY was a track condition
>>548185490That's right Yaeno, no one needs a weakling like you, no one wants a weakling like you. Please get off the turf and make way fro REAL stars. No one will roll for you, your card is only good for parents and you'll be forgotten between Nishino Flower and King Halo Cheerleader
>>548188801
>>548188801A rare Biwa fan.
Imagine losing to a one man club
>>548188196I can understand let's pump instead of spurt on Maya, but doing that for Goldshi is folly because in the current meta she isn't going to be 6th. Also>NSM on Teio when you don't have a sacrificial front
>>548188884Her hand isn’t even touching anything.
killing biwa
the Uma of Sex
>>548188989Haru wouldn't do that.
>>548188989This but El Condor Pasa
>>548188978and her glasses don't attach to anything
>>548188942more like botting final boss
>>548188942That's last month's ranking and 29 people left this month.
>>548188942>manthat's clanker
>>548188884So uma glasses just clip onto the nose? Or is the glasses model clipping through Urara's face
>>548186739marathon distance CM soon
>>548188989Biwa asked Haru what's the answer to "2+2", and this is the bloody consequence...
Is it Kikuka Sho or Kikkashou?
>>548188942>reddit retards too dumb to realize that's VERY OBVIOUSLY a fucking botgod I hate normies os much
>>548189390kikuka shoonly kikkashou if I'm practicing my nipponese
>>548189394But that's Fakebook...
>>548187461my wife
I don’t believe that anyone could ever be sexually attracted to:Biwa HayahideMejiro RyanWonder AcuteVerxinaCopano RickeyTwin TurboDream Journey
>>548189394It's a screenshot of october rankings and the one guy remaining in the club got 83m fans last month. You're the one imagining bots where there are none.
>>548189390formal and casual
>>548189584a correct statement for oncenot sure if me wanting verxina to watch me plow her sisters count though
>>548189390Keep reading it as Brian workout
>>548187662Can’t help but fantasize mejiro Ryan clinging onto Trainer as he takes her virginity/pours his semen inside
cm6 testo81594672
It just wouldn't stop...
>>548189896better than drugs
I WANT MANHATTAN CAFEI WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER I WANT HER
>>548189896Long aptitude status?
>>548190102It's just a Ryan parent run so I don't need that, but as 5/11 of those hint were for ultis it was nevertheless a little disappointing.
I accidentally got rid of the seiun sky parent I just made for this cm. I favorited the wrong one
>unity cup round 2>4 triangles 1 X>win all 5 racesThis shit is just pure rng. You cannot convince me otherwise
>same problem as bofacooldown fucking sucks
>>548189390keekooka show
>>548190028go away no one likes you
>>548170961sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after a scrimmage
>>548190292It's also very stupid that you CAN delete honses with a note in them
>>548190348yepwould rather 1200/1200 + maestro
cm6 once again, for some consistency.19727533
>>548190378why would a robot have an ass like that
>
>>548171663I am getting her pot5 (pregnant) as soon as she releases
>>548190028Stay here, you’re barely tolerated
>>548189584Queer detected
>>548190425>Tries to filter out the whales>Gets the whales anywaykek
>>548190305To 4 double circle and 1 circle in round 3. Yeah, it is what it
>>548190028Nyo. Get some hair implants
>Teio failed 1% speed training at the end so now I can't max out speedI'm a Teio anti now, fuck you.
>>548190801
>>548190801>no sex todayshe says that like she has a choice
>>548187461my mommy and my wife.
>>548189584Biwa is cuteRyan is cuteTwin Turbo is cutefuck you nigger
>>548190868yin and yang, try a 10 pull
>>548190801EROTIC CAFE
>>548190801CAFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>548186197>>548186276>>548186420Can't waste some good ass slime
>>548189584I'm attracted to the first 2, sadly Biwa doesn't have much art out there.
>>548190510Good engineering
i joined a random roomat least hes true to his name
>>548189584more ryan for me
>>548191348Is SSR Sweep better than SSR Biko?
>>548178124Hope she spooks me on a daily pull or something she’s very cute
>unity round 1>drawwhat the FUCK YOU ABSOLUTE JOBBERS
>>548191348>nice medium S>3 mlb spd and spd not cap'dwhy even whale
>>548189584Congrats on coming out
>>548191496should've clicked more fireballs bwo
>>548191546it was an autumn tenno sho room
>>548191348Those are really bad stats for his deck>>548191474No, the only thing Sweep has over Biko is an agemasen event for straightaway spurt
>>548191348I would say that's an awful stats but he maxed power with only one power card
>>548178561i run neicha for oyl and inherit pump
My best run with my oshi just needed more skills (and maybe a Turf S) to be the perfect high roll (at least with the cards I have), so I'm just gonna wait for the month to flip over so I can get a hint on her stamina rec skil before I try again
>>548191571
nyooo I want to keep running ura
>>548191348I saw the name before joining his room and glad I didn't
>>548191348My URA ace is better than that junk
>>548191714He looks so dapper and cute in his little cap.
>>548191761i got second, with my virgo cup ryan, so im satisfied
>>548190779His golshi has 6lvl unique, he spent lots of $$ on this game, kek.
Unwashed horse CM test5237 2771
>>548191571She's too cute for sex, I would feel bad
Was spectating some rooms to see what kind of horses/stats are to be expected and just witnessed a reverse McQueen upset on this S+ Rice Shower. Kino cinema.Don't ask for their decks you'll be disappointed
>>548191663I was considering that too. Thanks. Are you under-stamming to get more in other stats?I'm thinking 3 Speed + Riko Creek Nature
>>548191605I HAD 3 EXPLOSIONS
>>548191817
I forgot to take Spechud or someone for more stam recovery skills but holy shit I barely got hints all career on top of Teio jobbing at the dahby so I couldn't get the stats + head-on so this is probably glue
DID TRAINER (ME) PISS HIMSELF
>>548190028I just know one of these days I'm going to wake up bald
>>548192015Yeppers, I aim for 850-900 stam and inherit Creek’s ult. Same deck composition as you listed, with 9* Power parents.
>>548192175lmao
>>548192196dont worry, its not as bad as it sounds
>>548192090Taking Rudolf's ult as a pace for the next CM is glue already
>>548191631well she also has increased SP gain and bigger rainbows, but yeah
>>548191927For passionate sex with lots of hand holding and a bit of sounding
>>548192090Borderline on stam but I don't think you're overtaking 3 racers to proc behold as pace lil bro
>>548192196>>>548192278HAHA BALD HAHA HE IS BALD LMAO BALD BALD BALD LMFAO BALD AHAHA BALD HE IS BALD AND OLD AND HAS BAD GENES LMFAO BALD HAHA NO HAIR
is it weird to be attracted to ningen?
>>548192376
>>548192512
>>548192196>>548192479I still don't understand how come latinx loves DBZ so much
>>548192512>Adult ningen women>In my game about grooming teenage horsegirlsew
taishin game
>>548192479>HE IS BALD AND OLD AND HAS BAD GENES LMFAO BALD HAHA NO HAIRyet im married and am actively passing on said genes, curious
>>548192615facebook SEAnigger humor>>548192648they had nothing else in the 90slike seriously they had no kids shows its just a legacy of the only entertainment of like half a billion kids and teenagers from that time
>>548192562
So if I have MLB Kitasan do I just spend all my carats every time I can do a 10 roll until I get a full MLB deck?
>>548192831
>>548192831Do what you want
>>548192648i'd imagine it goes like this>two decades ago>be poor child/teenager from Nicaragua>Have tel avivsion>There's a cartoon where strong dudes fight and take 8 episodes to do wrap it upCompare that to today where kids cartoons are written by 40 year old lesbians and are about some gay retards that think violence isn't the answerumamusume
>>548192932I want the Shirobako print more than the Cafe
>donates 1 shoe to everyone
this is my golshi at the end of year 2say something nice to her
>>548192831think for yourself
>>548193048She has nice tits
>>548192831Roll for your favorite umas or that yea
>>548193048I hope you fail to get long S and straightaway spurt.
>>548193048it seems her guts are lacking, you should focus on that
Do you need Pump Iron on Taishin?
>>548192090I think it's sovl to take Rudolf's unique on Teio, even if it's literally never going to proc and an objective waste of skill points
>>548193048I hope you don’t get a single rainbow training during senior year
>>548192648Same reason why it's globally loved, I'd imagine.
>10/10 perfect run with highroll rainbows and bursts>0 pink sparks>long B
>>548193048I hope you get long S and straightaway spurt.
>>548193250They want to have sex with Gohan?
>>548192831>"hey this saving thing is pretty good">"should I impulse pull like a retard :)?"wait for a brown youtuber to tell you what to do
>>548191878grim
>>548193347sexy whore
>>548193271Stop trying to make Long Bakushin work, it isn't gonna work.
>>548193367>4 (four) goldshipswait a minute
>>548193347her bro is cuter
https://youtu.be/SdhHhRnJmVEhttps://youtu.be/1Nd565N59Xs
>>548193367Imagine a runaway suzuka with 4 gold recovery skills here...
first time I've seen Taishin not actually proc Encroaching Shadow, how does this happen? She has 415 wit
>>548193347Have no thoughtsDon't test anythingOnly do what preferred youtuber tells you toRepeat what they say as gospelDon't explain yourself
>>548193367Gee bill, how come your CM gets to have FOUR Golshis?
>>548193607why do non-inherited uniques have a wit-check anyway?
>>548193619>all that blur>that tiny restry harder next time, almond-bro.
>>548193347Why is she crying :(
Stop posting porn.
>>548193682delicious! see you 3 days bwo
>>548193682
>>548193804I didn't make it, I will not try harder
>>548193804katsuragi wife
Consuming porn is not a personality.
American Pharoah eating a ninjin as he's getting used to the new environment in Japan
>>548193682Time to make the donuts.
>>548193682Is Verxina okay? Her butthole doesn't look okay.
Continue posting porn.
Love dropping a phat load of porn before heading back home after thanksgiving good luck banning me when I'm already three states away.
>>548193346It's literally the only kids entertainment for that age group. Nada, nothing local; the choices was either DBZ or Sesame Street. It took 6 years before Spanish dub One Piece and Naruto were cheap enough to get 3rd world syndication.
>>548193682At least post cute buttholes
>>548191938i still want to see the rice deck and skills because building that horse is a pain
what is umamusume humiliation ritual
Creek decided to cuck my Goldshi out of a maestro, will 2 whites and a stamina eater substitute work?
>>548194202having to pull on the kita rerunif you didnt mlb her the first time, this is just pure pity
>>548194202Champions Meeting
>>548193948>>548193928You will re-make it, you WILL try hard.
>>548194153I feel like Helios' zoomerspeak should annoy me but it's actually kind of endearing. Is it simply because she's cute and sexy?
>>548194202Being forced to continue a run where you only get 2nd, get mood down events and fail 2%s
>he's pulling on the rerun
>>548194261i have 3LB and im saving my carats the extra specialty priority isnt worth it i need horses
post jiggies
My son came over for thanksgiving and now I'm rangebanned from uploading images
>>548194202Having to watch the Ms. Victoria winning live for the CM that you lost and your uma is just a backup singer for the one that actually won
>>548194202Arima Kinen for G Long
>>548193963So will the jew owner give permission for a true chocolate uma or not?
>>548194418>its my little brothers fault, I would never cheat or use hacks
>>548194472Can't you just skip it?
>>548193953The only sort of personality I've seen on /uma/ is complaining.>bitching about SEA>bitching about youtubers>bitching about latins>bitching about webm/mp4 quality>bitching about other anons>bitching about yuri/yurihaters>bitching about globalI thought this was supposed to be an ojisan general? Why is everyone acting like women?
>draw 1st cup>not a single rainbow on speed during first summer camp>on a borrow runIt's that kind of run huh
>>548194202losing cm to someone using your wife when you chose not to run her
>>548194418be sure to mention that on your appeal
>>548194561sorry meant to say latinx>bitching about other anonsthis happens in every thread on every board ever>bitching about yuri/yurihatersyou already said this by naming SEA
>>548194418>"jannie PLEASE I'm not an assman; my brother uploaded that image of Vivlos, Verxina and Cheval Grand's cunts and assholes"
>>548194772if my son was uploading pictures of that online id personally congratulate him, but gently steer him away from ai slop, and towards more dignified horse girl porn
>>548194401jiggies
We should all just post more Orange
>>548194943my fuku runs haven't been lucky as of late
>>548194943pubes
>>548194943CHESTNUTS ARE FUCKING GAY GO AWAY
>>548193185anyone
>>548194943
>>548177017And then she woke up
Why are people trying to gaslight into not taking pump on goldshit? Your prized WitGod says otherwise.
>>548194991Heh, I get it because she runs late
>>548194943Orange!
>>548194891
>>548194991It'll get better!>>548195029>>548195140Nice!
>>548195139luck is not a joke
>>548195164
>>548195163why does she job every race for no reason in every position? yes I know how to play career but she exclusively fucks up everything
https://jiggie.fun/honsedotfunhttps://jiggie.fun/honsedotfunhttps://jiggie.fun/honsedotfun
Are you niggers just spamming images as to have an excuse to cry for a new thread?
>>548195217Luck so bad that all you can do is laugh
>there are mentally ill Fukufags who will build a libra Fuku with Super Lucky Seven even though it will never proc
>>548191496Yesterday I had a very embarrassing first round draw where Haru saved from me from the jaws of a loss, and one of the jobbers was my trainee...
>>548195406fuck off, cunt
can you please stop masturbating Teio
>>548195406
>>548195483I'll go lightly tonight
>>548195138He doesn't though, he just says pump is worth taking even if you already have spurt because you will still be able to use the accel
>>548195217Why is so smug?
>>548195138uh oh unprompted witgod seethe detected
>>548194362She has an infectious positive energy
How do I stop jobbing the unity cup races?Please help, im kind of retarded
>>548192831Yes. Do a ten roll on each uma and card banner every day.
i will not watch ms victoria until i win one with maya
>>548195652she got great luck from the daily luck app
>>548195316Make sure to give her a good dicking to put her in a good mood
>>548195721click on the funny arrowsnew guys are stronger than old guys
>>548195845>new guys are stronger than old guyswhat does this mean
>>548195721just pop the blues asap, it levels your training facilities too
uh oh unprompted witgod wank detected
>>548195217you're right, because you've gotta be very lucky to hear my jokes
>>548196030these two should exchanges jokes
>finish run with 9 unpopped spirit burstsGive to me straight, am I too greedy or just retarded?
>>548196229both
>>548196229Greed, next time just pop them ontop of a rainbow.
>>548196229nyes
Literally most of my chevrons are on you Kitasan how the fuck are you jobbing
>>548194153The yaoi faces post gets me erry tim
>>548195983my wife is so silly!
>>548196128
>>548196338people will look at this and tell you long S is necessary
>>548196030RELEASE THE EPSATONO FILES
You men are pathetic.
>>548196268>>548196297>>548196320No Long S anyway but could have been something stat-wise with the bursts heh. I'll try to be less of a greedy retard bwos. Also inb4 toreina like uma...
>>548196338jesus
>>548196330frontrunner :(
>>548196485My semen is thicker than yours
>>548196465this torena knows too much
>>548194202Doing parent runsRound 2 A in any CMsStaying in TT class 5-6 loopholeAny forced "Run X race" with C and worse aptitude
>>548196330She's incredibly bad after the patch
>>548195940You get new teammates every so often in UnityThose new teammates will have better stats than your old ones
what the fuck is that "A+ or below" shit, I want to run against whales
>>548196556>>548196654That's it I'm running her Pace next career runs
>>548196576mnnnggggg~
>>548196617>Staying in TT class 5-6 loopholeplease tell me how to get out of this
>>548196576NTA but my semen is really thin
>>548196798swipe
holiday bread>>548196872>>548196872>>548196872
why is the simulator saying straightaway spurt starts on a corner
>>548196798I managed retention in class 6 for the first time today. It lasted 10 hours. I'll simply accept going with the tides...
>>548196504even if you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed you are based for running tickezo
>>548196798Make the best umas you can but prioritize shoving gold skills on them and giving them decent wit (400+)And have different running for each uma since you get points for good positioning but not if all three of them are hogging the pace spot
>>548193185no
>>548193773I know Encroaching Shadow is Taishin's only redeeming feature, but it's not her unique bwo...
>>548197013I want to see her win a CM Group A Finale. I'm trying every time but haven't managed do it just yet. Well I've only won 2 CMs anyway but I won't stop until I make my wife a CM champion
>>548179116took a look around, could only find a reddit post saying rewards are carats, unlock crystal shards, support points, monies. no mention of star shards, sorry.
>>548196442Everything is necessary when the only downside to overkill is nothing.
