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>>548218178sex with womanlets
How did your oshi win your heart? For me, it was Teio's 1993 Arima Kinen.
hi hello hiiii hiii helllo hellooooooo hiiiiii how are youu
I'm from reddit.
>Maruzensky doesn't take her footwear off while stamina trainingCygames needs to do something about this, what if a foreigner arrives to Japan and drowns because of it?
Digitan LOVE
>>548217632
I'm hearing a lot of doomerism about the next cm and end closers, I get they're strong but is anyone else then gonna stand a chance? Are late surgers still good? Are pace chasers the only ones cooked?
YADA
>>548218345hiii hiii hellooo hello helloooo hi hiii i'm having fun how about yooouu
How does the all uma banner work? Sparking means you can pick whatever uma you want right?
You guys are fucking retarded.
Brian LOVE
>>548218536She even did this while the JP emperor is watching
>>548218345not seeing a lot of spechuds being built for Libra even though she should be decent with her buff and innate gold
>>548218536et your fooking veggies
>>548218628rice, my fucking VILLAIN, would in fact say this
>>548218628Rice, my hero, wouldn't say this
>>548218512Late can compete their issue is lack of second gold and accel isn't as good as spurt but they can get NSM and their usual fares. There's a new one on the roy card and some people are playing around with grass wonder fantasy inherit.
How likely it is for the current world's strongest, Calandagan, to btfo the nip horses in Japan Cup?
>>548218663im using her as a parent, her inherit is pretty good
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei
>>548218465While I really love Obey Your Master, I wish her real persona had more nuance to it. She's a little boring.
surely the smart trainers of /uma/ know these two
>>548218854>>>/vg/umajp
>>548218854Aren't there official horse bets? Probably those odds
>>548218916Not your general retarded nigger, fuck off.
>>548218512The only ones that can win against end closers next cup are those who can maintain their place till the final straight and activate their unique at the final straight because at that time Goldshi would be at her max speed and no more velocity skills. Late surgers are viable but even then end closers are faster and more acceleration than them
I NEED PICTURESPICTURES OF UMAS HOLDING CUTIES OF THEMSELVES
>>548218541me too having fun fun times yay yippie!!!
>>548219009not who you think I ambut it is the keiba general
>>548218625yes
>>548219038
There should be no ningenOnly mares and futanari stallion umas
>>548219038Does this count?
current odds
>>548219069I will keep discussing keiba here. Fuck off.
is taishit a medium or long horse?
Fuji Kiseki is the ugliest uma.
>>548218512is just gemini 2
Gone but still the strongest.
>>548216746Me>>548217207I think the artist just wanted the conversation to feel more natural, some people are forgetful like that.
>>548219159>seiun hadesnyoo...
>>548219159Masquerade Ball is going to beat the shit out of them.
>>548218854The turf is gonna be tough on him, so it's not gonna be easy but he still has a chance
>>548219179For me their shoe upgrade type determines what they are
>>548219181
>>548218675PUTA
>>548219159LET"S GO TASTY ERROR
>>548219164You can but no one or at most only a minority can understand what you're yapping about
>>548219185No wonder its terrible.
>>548219159Masball still ichiban stinky even with the horrible outer gate draw
>>548218345>hi hello hiiii hiii helllo hellooooooo hiiiiii how are youu
>>548219330Why doesn't this bitch smile?
um what did she mean by this???
CdN will win
Here.
>>548219384Nothing to smile about in life.
>>548219390you're married
It really is sea hours right now.
>>548219376Literally me.
>>548219354My guess is that with tenno sho win people want him to win JC and then Arima for the autumn triple crown
>>548219028So debuffers tailored for end closers are must and even then it won't guarantee shit. Got it.
>>548219384
>>548219430thank you :)
>>548219537it's early morning on a saturday in SEA you nigger
>>548219384My wife smiles when she WANTS to
>>548219537sea isn't awake at this time, dumb nigger
>>548219537do you even know where SEA is?
>4 runs in a row without capping spd with 4 spd cardsWhy the fuck is this happening? In URA, this is guaranteed cap but what the fuck is happening in unity? Too much stat distribution? Too much rngbullshit with the spirits and arrows?
I just went from E straight to C. I didn't know you can get 2 team rank ups in a single turn
I wanna fuck RiceI wanna fuck BourbonI wanna fuck Rob RoyI wanna fuck CreekTamamo
>>548219537Just enjoy it
>>548219159all in on my goats Masquerade Ball and leGOD
>>548219537it's 4 pm in burgertown here
I'm SEA.Which Uma wife is for me?
How's Turf S vs Long S for this CM? Is it a good enough cope option? I have 10 Long S and only 1 on Turf, yet I consistently get Turf S
>>548219640>>548219654>>548219671>immediately gets madSea's have the biggest egos and are extremely aggressive for no reason.
>>548219404Thanks for reminding me about the prototype Kitasan Black that showed up at the end of season 1.
>>548219672I guess its because you have to train your teammates when theres chevrons instead of being able to minmax how you wish
>>548219816Vivlos
>>548219537Look at those seething replies. You got them bro.
>Bring 3 umas with Frenzied/Flustered/Hesitant End Closers>Doesn't matter because I'll be facing behemoths with 1.2k on all three major stats and the first rushed one will tank all frenzied skills
>>548219834no, just bored of burgers not knowing how time zones work
>>548219834I'm getting mad at a fucking retard lacking basic knowledge. I hate uneducated apes the most
>>548219816
>>548219834i'm australian you stupid american
>>548219816Teio
>>548219606>then Arima for the autumn triple crownSorry, but my girl Regaleira is gonna win it for a second year in a row
I don't believe people who say that Tachyon is their favorite uma and yet claim they don't want their dick stepped on. I've seen the way your guys post.
>>548219038>>548219330>>548219119Another fine addition to my collection
I'm just gonna post me and my wife
I stubbed my toe
ZABUZAAAAAAAA
>first male they showed is Fenomeno's (ugly uma) dadwasted
>>548219892They really can't help themselves.>>548219919It's the morning for them. That means they are awake my retarded friend.>>548219938You type exactly like a sea would.>>548219964Same diff, Bruce.
YADDAAA
>/uma/ gets created by jpbros and everything is super slow (niche) and dandy for them>some divegrass drama shows up cuz the indo tard is a trash manager>has a huge hissy fit and uses the global release to make up /umajp/ in a bid to get another chance at divegrass>has been shit posting both threads with insane spite since thenglobaltard here (obv). I have big respect for the few jpfags we have here, not to mention thankful because of how much they tried to help us early on.
>>548220138Ugly poster
>>548220112try harder bwo
>"SEA" hours>no AI slop spam
>>548220138her trainer reminds her of her dad, so you are also one ugly ningen
>>548220138God I love Fenomeno
>>548220034The claw machine is a rarity now that everyone is running Riko. I won't miss the way it would randomly drop everything but I did enjoy seeing the smiling umas at the end.
>>548219652I will spark the linkin park enjoyer after eishin on the big banner
>>548220138They based her dad off her irl jockey which is why he also reminds her of trainer. He's wearing a watch there that she mentions she inherited in her casual outfit and she wears it there too which is cute
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
I love Teio so fucking much
>>548219964australia is in SEA
>>548220168Yep, you're mentally handicapped.
I'm indifferent towards Teio
>>548220138finally someone who started a family
>>548220416No you don't. You actually love Tokai Teio.
>>548220416t. Teio's leg
>>548220237i´d win
>The best team in the anime>They all died
Scrolling through my mobile screenshots and I found a Bakushin
>>548218512Front/Paces are pretty cooked but for separate reasonsFronts have to squeeze in two gold recoveries or one gold and a bunch of whites on top of the groundwork package while also getting Capped speed + high stam + power and high WITPaces are screwed because they have no accels or velocities that can compete with NSM + Straightaway Spurt + their uniques. Best one would be Oguri as usual
>>548220504it's in oceania you fucking retard
>>548220529
>>548220589biggest cope I've ever heard
>>548219816Cafe
>>548220589lmao cope harder convict
I love fucking teio so much
>>548220672Tachyon
>>548220573RIP
what's inside the box
>>548220556>Your trainee lacks power to break out of the pack
>>548220672>Cafe gave SEA coffee>They're active 24/7Your fault
>>548220759that's a dice anon...
>>548220401arr rook same
>>548220797
>>548220759oh BOY, a surprise!
How good of a skill is Speed Star (0lb fm)? Debating whether I want that vs MLB marvelous
>>548219964he's a chink immigrant pretending to be american
>>548220518Take a nap Raffi. You're grumpy.
>>548220138>deadbeat stego couldn't be bothered to show up for christmas
>>548220798who needs a dice that big
Training for a long CM is really tricky man...Also SuperCreek was afk the entire run...Are we gonna get the Kitasan rerun banner before the next CM? I really need to get those support cards upgraded to have a better shot.
>>548219913Hesitant still affects even turbogigawhales doesn't it?
>>548220759why did ace steal mister's C&B just to put it in a box and give it back
>>548220681yeah, and you're fucking african american
>>548220797Janni here. You'll be dead in ten
>>548220865Every time this is posted I have to go and listen to the full song. I love Katsuragi Ace's VA.
>the european bystander
>>548220573Did you forget Daring Tact joined them in season 3? I did too until very recently.
>>548220981Is she related to Kitasan Black at all? I can't seem to find connection but their designs are so close to each other that theres gotta be something.
>>548220907next CM as in libra? no.but she'll be before the CM after that.
If I were an uma you'd catch me shooting up Tracen before I ever did a concert hyping up the bitch I just lost to
>>548220883he did show up in the event only to break one of the biggest fan headcanons lol
>hit with slacker right before Arima Kinen/URA finalsI hate you, Tokai Teio
>>548221056I don't know, but they do look very similar...
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK I LOVE THATUUUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UOH UOH UOH
>>548220759sexo cb
>>548221056>Is she related to Kitasan Black at all?no
>boatload of long sparks>boatload of spurt sparks>double circle compatibility >don't inherit long or spurt>don't get spurt from bubbles either
>>548221179ToT
>>548221161What headcanon was that?
>>548221056Not even close
>>548221056not at all, and they raced almost 30 years apart, they just look similar
>>548219819I've had very bad skill hints, please no bully.
>can't be in a comfy club without a passive aggressive faggot making it a competition because you like the same characterwhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>548221275Justaway exists and is Golshi's roommate
>>548221360you obviously like her less, so stfu
>>548221229It really sucks when that happens, especially when you have a perfect stat line. I wish Cygames hadn't capped the aptitude inheritance at A, even if it would have been something like 6 extra sparks to go from A to S.
please jiggie me my niggies, we must jiggie we must jiggie right now
>>548220576Another fine addition to my collection
i hate having to wait hours to get 30 TP they should make it 1 min = 1 TP
>>548220954lmao stay mad SEAfaggot
>>548221508Don't tell danchou.https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>548221528is there ever any way to see all the plushies weve won?
>>548221448t. commy faggot
What in the world happened here
>every card except creeks events finish>don't get the last 2 creek events for the entire classic and senior yearI fucking hate this
>>548221508jiggie my filly
i've seen enough. 3/5 room matches won
Training my hors Wit.
>>548221668the data proves it
>Always succeed whatever trainings>Always fail really good trainings no matter how high the success %Why is this shit so fucking rigged
>>548220981It's surprisingly nice, didn't expected it on first time listen.>>548221635seeeeeeeeex>>548221669this one as well
soon
>>548219537Based and white, just like Gold Ship.
>>548221858Ponder the aroma
>>548221275golshi's roommate wasn't shown for almost 10 years, so fans speculated it was just a way, a horse from his gen, he has a fan made design that's always shown eating salmon only for this to be shattered after being revealed that she's roommates with stay gold
>>548220797Janny is gonna get you once he's done cumming
>>548221906>no soundDIE you disgusting phonetard
>>548221420kys
>>548221916I frequently do
>new run>4speed cards>click speed 0 times pre debut>lose debutwow thanks
>>548222029Bet she smells really good. Even after a race.
>>548221939>Look Stay Gold upIt's so nice that Golshi is looking after a homeless person
>>548221668bro your spurt
>>548222023you're too afraid to confront the guy in chat. fucking pussy loser
Im halfway done with the event points :o
Rudolf also doesn't have a roommate... neither does Bakushin
>>548222029lickable pitslickable tummy
>>548220797Tachyon posters are acting uppity lately
>>548222262You mean Rudolf doesn't live in the student council room?
>eutards went to bed>us tards either busy or something else>thread going to shit more and morehmmmmmmmmmmmm im nooooticing
>>548219816Nice to meet you, SEA. I'm CIA.
>>548222246doesn't have to be that way sperg nigger
>>548220865>>548220981
when is this scene
>>548222452I'm also noticing that there's an increasing amount of friendless losers shitting the threads with bait posts for attention.
>>548222452Yup. It's pretty easy to notice.
*nd cl*ser is easily the fakest and gayest style and i will not roll any uma who mains it
If you're posting now, you're from SEAI don't make the rules sorry
sex with hags
>>548222262I was under the impression that Rudolf had her own flat outside campus like Maruzensky. Where is THAT pic when we need it?
>>548222745Shid...
>>548222501Bit tragic that scenes like this only get generic animations. Many such cases, I suppose.Cute boy dork
>>548222745my fav uma is teio
I just want a 9* stamina uma please god.
passionate anal sex with teio
I need a Teio onahole, please recommend me one
>>548222452it really is funny how you can chart thread quality by time of day and see some noticeable trends... really makes you think...
proof you;re not a SEA monkey
STOP LINKING THE JP THREAD I JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR THERE WONDERING WHY IT WAS SO SLOW
>>548222898You cannot have passionate anal sex
>>548222745I am from Osea yes.
>>548222947I hate Teio.
>>548222970What, you didn't like their Almond Eye and Lemaire discussion?
kind fucked up we stole the /uma/ numbering legacy instead of starting at global #1
if i have taking the lead can i forego groundwork on a long frontrunneronly so many skill points to go around
>>548222947Luna-chan is my wife.
>>548222745SEA can't whale
>>548223036faggot
AM I ALLOWED TO DREAMCAN I RETAIN ALL THIS SEAMEN IN>>548222947I'm a monkey but not from the SEA
>>548223101no one had any faith in global living for more than 3 months bro
>>548223132When do we get da king kamehameha in game bruddah?
>>548222947I'm not a SEA Monkey, I'm just a fucking Monkey.
>>548223145Holy Brendan Fraser...
Stupid BITCH that was a 15%
>>548223182by "no one" you mean the indo tard that made umajp a thing to begin with, all for divegrass autism?
>>548223247Kill the fatman
>>548223273Wait until you fail two 3%'s in a row
>>548223273Damn you caught her the exact frame she was executed for this
>prove this>prove that>doesn't make a thread on a flag board
>>548223132You mean Sweet Luna, Rudolf's mom, right?
>>548222947the european in me lusts for americans. couldn't possibly be a seanig
>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST
>>548223364I've failed two 2%'s in a single career, does that count?
>>548223498You like americans, sugar?
>>548223253That's a very strong Dura you posted there.>>548223539lollmao even
>>548223283no, for years the JP general thought global had no chance of being the huge release it was because KR and TW are around 2% of the total revenue, while CN lasted for a month before getting delisted due to chinks not wanting competition
>>548222947I am from Japan.
>>548223679Duramente would have lost the Kikkasho to Kitasan Black, and it wouldn't have been even close.
>>548223701おはよう
>>548223701JETiggers and Okinawan base rapebabies need not apply
>>548223163try retaining these two on your nuts bwo
>>548223686where is that article or info graphicthat shows where global is now in revenue
>>548219250Maybe. I’m just overthinking it desu. I appreciate the comic dump from the previous thread. He also drew this Special Wife one
please game, let me click speeedi already somehow lost the first unity race even when i only clicked on bubblesaaa
>>548223636precisely the reason why I want taiki...
Is it objectively just retarded to run career races as late when pace is also A?
Marry, Fuck, Train, Befriend
>>548223773Whatever you say, bro. I just think it's funny that Pokke is spouting about being the strongest, when Duramente already had that as a gimmick before her.
"so, how are your CM6 preparations going?"and Golshi is the only one I can sorta rely on, I have absolutely nothing
>>548224000From left to rightKill, Kill, (Marry, Fuck, Train, Befriend), Kill
>>548223920You'll get 'er someday, hon.
>>548224009>when Duramente already had that as a gimmick before hermaybe she should've tried being >THE STRONGEST
>>548224000marry tamafuck creektrain ogubefriend the fat
>>548224009Bro, you watch Pokke too?
>>548223935I let Grass run as pace until she learns good late surger skills
>>548224000kill x4
>>548224000>MarryNone>TrainTama>BefriendCreek would probably help me become a better person
>>548223539>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST>THE BESTTHE BEST
>>548224140how come Oguri isn't the fat?
>>548223837I'm too lazy to go find the old ones but here's their latest earnings report, cyberagent's gaming division is back to 2021 earnings thanks to globalhttps://pdf.cyberagent.co.jp/C4751/lAG8/VUtm/OxAi.pdf
>>548220248>Give everyone pump guise
Is holiday oguri easy to build for f2p players
>>548224378He meant fat tits, not a fat belly.
HARIKITTE IKOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>548219537Are there sea horses in this world?
>>548224496She's easier than SMaru
>>548224378can't think of the 4th girls name, first thing that came to my had was "fat" for some reasonall there is to it
>>548224542KSB why are you such a boring ass uma your card events are so fucking boring but i have to see them over and over each career
>>548224589Perfect...
>>548224542
>deck full of cards with high specialty priority>zero rainbows>double circle compatibility >inherits give nothing>mood downs out the ass>failed trainings out the assI love when the game just spits directly in my fucking face
>>548224496nips have all the skills for her unique to activate at the perfect time already, she's retard-proof
>>548224606I hope you'll bounce back even better than before!
anyone making a libra runaway suzuka
>>548220953Need nude Chrono Genesis
Enough chit-chat, torena. Let's go hunt some bears!
>>548224742I legit get hotsprings tickets more often than i get distance S with double circle and over 10 of the same distance spark
SR stam cafe has the cutest event
>>548224000>Train, Marry, FuckCreek>BefriendInari, Oguri, Tama
That was a good jiggie, we must jiggie another 10 times today
>>548224000Behead oguri
feels good to have new umas to play with this will suffice until kita
>>548224874I like this Egoraptor art style
>>548221593
Which uma would be the best kisser?I say Taiki.
Are the R support cards still bugged with their final recreation event?
>>548225097she ain't kissing there
>>548223145I've seen a few.
>>548224742>>548224886I will have ace runs that are super high rolls, get zero distance sparks for days then have an amazingly shitty TT run on another character that triple inherits Long Sdesire sensor is real
>>548225082<3>>548225158they got fixed like 2 weeks ago
>>548220573I know it's a pipe dream but I for one wished to see a mile arc focused on Taiki and other runners like Seeking the Pearl, Biko and Akebono
>>548224542family cleavage
>>548223145I will be forever shamed by my 3LB SSR Dober
The run was going so well too. There's no way I roll this and have it end with something usable.
>>548224606I'm feeling Practice Perfect today
>>548225185>1080p60I forgot that these shows are being filmed and aired in 60 fps, so fucking good
>>548225185>Kamen Rider RyukiOh man, what a blast to the past. Fucking loved that show.
I was never speedmatched with umas but now it seems like I won't be stam-matched with umas eitherI busted my knee on my run today
>>548223853This artist draws really cute comics, I like the Vodka one too
>le funny random horse epic win
>>548225420isn't most live-action TV(/streaming shows) these days?
how much end sparks to go from C to A?
>they are heregood good...my fantasies continue
I'm just doing random goldshit runs praying i get a good one randomly
>>548225551in JP maybe, sure as hell not the west, were 24/25 (or if lucky, 30) is the industry standard.sports and news you might get a 60, but general TV tends not to be.
>>548225023Say no morehttps://jiggie.fun/Pn9UF1https://jiggie.fun/Pn9UF1https://jiggie.fun/Pn9UF1
>>548225097
>>548224000train tamabefriend tamafuck tamamarry tama
>>548225535>>le funny random horse epic win
>>548224357
Do we have a shot for Steam Awards or are games like Dispatch and Where Winds Meet too strong?
>>548221939>first GuP's Mika Shimada theory gets shadow tossed aside>now thisIt's like the world is telling me to go fuck myself for believing such speculations and I'm mad about it
>>548225097Copout answer, but whichever uma is into you the most.
>>548225815Yes, I've been telling you to stop
>>548225717I am a fan of big horses.
>>548225797should be fineunless china decide to bot spam their games again
Who should I run for next CM and which Uma's Potential should I focus on raising?
>>548225797Oh nvm only piggies can vote
>>548225097This one
>>548225815>spoilerthe fuck? when?
>double S>get this useless piece of shitsigh..
>>548225971>third world shit face that never bought a steam game in 20 fucking years
>>548225971>$5 makes you a piggyGet off my screen poorfag
>>548226012bwo...
>>548225097>nobody mentions the uma with the most luscious lips
>>548226069It unironically does, faggot.
>>548226161That's a child in a woman's body.
>>548226161Those are dick-sucking lips, not kissing lips
>>548225815>SpoilerI'm sorry?
>>548226186brother, if you dont have even ONE non-f2p game on steam, in the year of our lord 2026-1 month, then you are either the biggest poorfag seamonkey around, or a literal toddler
>>548226186BROKIE LMAOOOO
>>548224994Kitasan's events suck ass even more when you load up something like SR Cafe in the same deck because of the disparity of how good the events are
>>548226161seeking the hag
>>548225097From my experience, the fatties are the best kissers
>>548225984Definitely the kind of nerd that read books and magazines about kissing to improve her technique, but when it's finally time her teeth bumps into yours, she uses her tongue way too soon and deeply... so, in other words, YES
>>548226325Can confirm. Dated two fatties.
>>548226186nigga doesn't even own a single steam game lmao
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH RUN WITH LUCKSHITTED HIGHLANDER AND HEAD-ON RUINED FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU JOBBERS
>>548226404My thoughts exactly
>>548225971Dude, I'm from the bottom of mankind, you're just a lazy bum who never had a Steam acc before for some bizarre reason
>>548226325 >>548226453can't believe you made me remember a scene from scrubs, much less quote it https://youtu.be/wxYg151urLo?t=12
>>548226516you mean rent?
>pulled for Rice Shower >Got shitty Mummy Creek 3 times Don't know if should be happy or not
>>548226590in what shitbox favela are you living in wherein rent is 5 dollars
>>548226059>>548226069Sometimes I forgot my password and account gets reset, wiped clean. Only played Dota decade ago and TF2
>>548226590What did he mean by this
>>548226662retarded esl
>>548226662>Missing the point this hardHOLY RETARD
>>548226550HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FINISH BEHIND TWO NPCS YOU FIRST-RATE WHORE
Turning Maya into End Closer because I refuse to bring Golsh*t
>>548226750>>548226785you do own the games on steam though, don't reply to me again FAGGOTS
>>548225984>>548226404>>548226554sweet mother of God I need to pull for her RIGHT NOW
>>548225097Vokda had plenty of expireience with Scarlet
has there been any interesting club drama over the past couple of weeks? I am literally an uma and club gossip is of great interest to me
>>548226795that's my danchode's oshi you can't say that
>>548226404remember that she's brainwashing her trainer with teacher x student romantic novels
>>548226932I am danchou, and I am kicking 2 people come Monday. That's all
>Only 3 borrows per day againBack to having a good time with 3 careers a day only, playing 5 careers a day is exhausting
WHERE ARE THE INSTIGATORS WHEN YOU NEED THEM I WANT TO MAKE SOME VERY BAD DECISIONS
You guys are screaming too much. Go take a nice dip in an onsen.
>>548226932>I am literally an umaget off the computer and go back to your barn
>>548226932Umaooo is having internal club troubles for S rank
>>548226932Eden are clankers and I heard one of the /uma/ club danchous is black
>>548227062interesting, tell me more
>>548226873Owning a license to play them != owning themThere's a huge difference and you literally could've found that out via a 5 second search engine search
why do these two always job in the 1st round? Taiki fucking popped already
>>548227062>for S rankwhy are you so lazy? just do 1.5mil a day any easy S+
>>548227026
>>548227124>architecture man with smug face.jpg
>>548227130Go play on your NES then instead of shitting up this place you schizophrenic nitwit
>>548227193IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOWMY 1ST ROUNDS ARENT EVEN SAFE ANYMORE
>>548227193Urara is Mile B
>>548227124Maruzensky is just a slimmer Super Creek
>burger feeder hours
>>548227390Swap Urara and Taiki>>548227428This anon gets it
>>548227435she should gain weight NOW
>>548227530Urara fucking dies in Turf tho
>>548227628Right, she's just useless unless you bring her card and pump her to the moon.
I love my burgerfrens
i lost a career run today, mayano couldnt clear the final ura racebut i made bread, it was good
>>548227698Have you tried mixing styles? Mayano is versatile
>>548225901I refuse to stop doing so.>>548225997>>548226257Nothing's really confirmed and it's just a hunch but after 4 out of 6 parts coming out, Rumi not being allowed to even praise her kouhais, Arisu joining Gloriana just to fuck over KMM and soon Ooarai and not a singular line that implies anything about said headcanon is making me think Actas will at least leave the Mika Shimada hc in limbo. If so then it was a good ride, I loved that theory.
>>548227435I was going to refute you, but I kinda see it nowMaru = pre-birth, dateable hagSuper Creek = post-birth, baby-hungry hag
>>548227681she's so happy holding burg :)
what she thinking
HOW HAVE I NOT GOTTEN A SINGLE PINK SPARK IN >10 RUNS WITH DOUBLE CIRCLE AFFINITY AND ONLY 3* PINK PARENTS/GRANDPARENTS!?!?!??!?!?
>>548227869Mister Christmas Baubles
man why the fuck did they make that last race so hard even with 9 spirit bursts... my NSM...
>>548227869about what banger to make next>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VJRB9aTFv8
>>548227952looks like you were stopped hahahaha
>>548222947I am worse than a SEAmonkey.I'm a fucking spic. ñ
>>548227378Kek next time get your facts straight before telling people not to reply to you, you fucking pseud
>>548227435Maruzen is just a bottom version of Creek
>>548227073There can only be ONE danchou though?
>>548227869canonically nothing
Oh yeah, this is the run. I was being a fucking retard and tried to force my own shitty SC while borrowing a useless card.
I would like to send a formal apology to all 4 speed cards I brought to my last round. It's very clear to me that I must have done something wrong if all 4 of you decided that I would get no speed rainbows for my entire senior year.
>>548226932The Clover exodus is the only interesting thing, maybe the Mambo flatlining shitposting but it's not a nuclear meltdown like the former or Sakuraniku/CUMA
>>548227770Not to completely derail things, but what is even the latest release for that, is it still 4 or whatever? All I remember is that releases slowed down hardcore while the funny cough was going, then I lost count.
>>548227676Pump Urara?! But she's so innocent...
>>548228094What do you need instigating on? Dickbuys? Maybe I can help.
>>548227869>haha wouldn't it be funny if i skipped training tomorrow and didn't tell my trainer
>>548228553What do you need instigating on? Dickbuys? Maybe I can help.
>>548227681Merry thanksgiving!
>>548227770>>548228484It brings me immense joy to know that series still has fans. Here's a Taiki Shuttle for making my day.
am I going schizo?
STOP DOING JIGGIES AND DO YOUR FAN RUN
STOP GIVING ME RAINBOWS
>>548228686I didn't make a typo that time... no bully
>>548228829STOP MAKING JIGGIE ROOMS, I HAVEN'T DONE A FAN RUN IN 3 DAYS
danchou please just one more jiggie
>at auction for uma figure >win it for 20$ (the mighty usd wins again)>check duties >70$ for shipping
>>548228748nyes
>>548227124
I was hoping that jiggie would take longer since now I have no excuse not to go clean up the chewed up sock my dog just so helpfully vomited
>>548228686What do you need instigating on? Dickbuys? I can't help you with that.
>>548228829I've done 30m fans this month, jiggies it is
>>548228881DANCHOU STOP DOING JIGGIES AND START DOING FAN RUNS IVE DONE WAY MORE THAN YOU
>>548227869How to tell her trainer about the story of her parents. Have you heard about it before?
>>548228843BRO YOUR STAMINA
>>548228843FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>548228913yeah, well, for me it's only 15€+20€+23%+14€, much cheaper
>>548228706where are her nipples
>>548229013haha fatty
>>548228913I love this game
>>548229029under there
>>548228941What do you need instigating on? Dickbuys? I can't help you with that.
>>548227681Thanks anon
>>548228706Hard not to be a fan of this franchise, it's way too fun and enjoyable, huge release delays or not.
"Stop running away ningen, I just want to smash your foot into a million pieces."
wtf is a dickbuy
>>548229013YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>>548229174it's when your dick becomes sentient and buys stuffwhat does it sound like
>>548229190what the fucking fuck is this run?
Good night, /uma/.
>>548229190Does it have distance S?
>>548228996
>>548229151>ningen I won the race >as a treat let me smash your foot now
You fuckers.>>548228913Oh yeah that is true, its fucked right now. Goddamn I didn't even think about that.
>>548229174its like when youre hungry and go grocery shopping, but instead of hungry youre horny, and instead of grocery shopping youre buying onaholes
my hero, and little cocon and bitter glass
>>548229261Spe-chan is training like she's on her last year
>>548229190ANON YOUR FUCKING STAMINA SHE'S GOING TO RUN OUT OF STAMINA
>>548229378Shhh don’t say anything Let him learn
>>548229319What the fuck is a horse?
>>548229319sure is funny how umas keep ending up with their trainers haha...
>>548229327cute natie
>>548229367Tch... Not bad for a piggu
>>548229367Spe on a stam suicide run, aiming towards 1200 spe/pow
>>5482293782 golds + her ult, assuming shes summer spechud will mean she only needs 700 stam
>>548229294Good night, best chara and sexo.
>>548229367IT WAS 2% YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>548229367what the fuck. can you show your deck
>>548229521kaichou a cute
>>548229367>4 speedBRO YOUR STAMINA?YOUR WIT?
>>548229545deserved for using sped week
>>548229151BIG DOG loves ningen but just doesn't know her own strength, please understand
It truly is sea brazilian monkey hours
>>548227968banger
>>548229367>>548229545
>>548229545STRANGLE HER
>>548229581
>>548229598>BRO YOUR STAMINACreek's right there! Training speed!
>>548229545the image attached to this post depicts my current facial expression
>>5482295544 speed cards each with 50+ spe prio
What's the idea behind using wit cards for Aoharu? On the off chance that you can get both a chevron and a wit rainbow for a bit of extra energy?
>>548229626if it means getting jiggie rooms, we ought to celebrate SEA hours
Just got a 3* power, 3* end closer, 2* anchors aweigh on the worst Golshi run I had this month, with 6 training restrictions and no stat above 750+. Final score was a 9800 B+ on Unity Cup, which I thought it was impossible to getWhy is this game like that?
>>548229738BRO THE CAP IS ONLY 1200 NOT 1800
>>548229617I think big inu should take a timeout today.
>>548229483i wish i ended up with mister cock and balls haha
>reddit tachyon
>>548228951IT'S MIN 40M
>>548229626you don't have to announce your arrival
>>548229545jesus
>>548229626Now that you're here it is!
>>548229626why haven't you been rangebanned yet
>>548229857not in my club friend
>>548229815Nyoooo....
>>548229545he got 4 rainbows? doomp eet
>>548229847
>>548229367>>548229545The tale of Icarus, retold once again.
>>548224393>Won by a nose>Thinks he's hot shitLmfao can't even count the number of times I've dumpstered you in your hosted lobbies you attention seeking retard
>>548230015Fucking love dog uma!
>>548230026
CB just locked me in her room help
>>548230231I don't see the problem?
>>548230231She's going to touch your Mr. CB
I'm a big fish in a small pond.
what the fuck you can speed carry-over golshi's unique if she gets too forward on midrace
>>548230195
>rapes both you and your wife in Libra
>>548230015People were speculating that she was gonna come out this December, right? I heavily doubt her story is gonna have any deeper themes, so I just hope it's gonna be fun with a lot of antics
>>548230328YEP, thats me
>>548230370
>>548230401the real horse was gelded after retirement without going to stud first because nips are retarded assholes
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>548230401Yeah, her only G1 win is the arima kinen so it would make sense for her to come out next month. Her story should be pretty lighthearted but we don't know how Silk Racing wants their umas presented since she'd be the first one (the second one being Almond Eye). Hopefully nothing sanitized or too safe and just a fun story overall
>>548230328>>548230440
>>548230015only 112 images on gelis she the most forgotten uma?
>>548230328>>548230440rookie numbersnot me btw
>>548230401but she's probably gonna have her own l'Arc scenario link story like Chrono does right?
>>548230648Yes, she should. Every horse that ran there gets added as a scenario link with extra story
>>548230535
>>548230621"Surely, this will be the biggest poster">>548230638Never fucking mind lmao, holy bot(autism) hours
>>548230648yes, they make sure to update l'Arc every single time a newma that ran in it releases
JIGGERS RISE UP
WE TAKE THOSE
>>548230726
>>548230864bricked run
>>548228553it's okay I had a karaoke session and got most of it out so I no longer have a need to ruin my life! ehehe~
>>548230864holy jobber competition
>>548230997Having more wins than the enemy team is all that matters so 4 draws 1 win is as good as 5 wins
>>548230947
>>548231123Please don't use my cute punny wife for your weird post plays
>>548225354>Not even A+NRAAAAAAGHHHHHH
>>548231152bricked run
>>548231198
>>548231309brick deez nuts lol
i'm burning out from grinding long S and spurt...
>>548231309You're right, she failed 2x summer camp trainings with less than 10% failure chance and did not get long S, sure looks bricked to me. well let's hope for a senior year miracle
>>548231378
>>548231719can't beat the goldship
>>548229767>didn’t call her special wife for the good luck>DOESNT have MLB riko Bricked run, trainer-san
>>548231598
>>548231719Based for bringing Satono Diamond
>>548231797
>>548231817got 7 copies of her during the kitasan banner (only got 2 kitas + spark)
>>548231719Holy shit anon just end the run
>>548230567blast onepiece actually competes in dressage nowadays. the JRA sponsors equestrian competitions for retired racehorses under the retired racehorse cup, and he won one of their events in hokkaido last year.
>>548232097That's somehow still better than I did. I got 8 copies of Satono Diamond and had to use 4 pity exchanges to mlb Kitasan....
>>548232006
>>548231719golshi game
>>548231719>>548232102Do people actually give up runs if they lose one round? You can still beat Riko's clique of retards so long as you aren't retarded.
>>548232102don't worry I'm already jobbing another one
IT'S HERE IT'S FUICKIGN HERE HELPOPP
>first Long S in 15 runs>the run is complete fucking booty cheeks
>>548232272They tend to get autistic about what it'll mean for their training levels because they think they're tied directly to wins when they're not.
>>548232196
>>548231719
Get a jiggie going I can't fucking stand doing another career
>>548232272your facility levels will be crippled for the rest of the run. it isn't that bad on the third round, and it's not really even a problem on the fourth round, but losing the first round kills your run without question.
>>548232443autistic freaks the lot of you lmao
>>548225717>>548225918
>Try to build Meisho Dotto>20% stam growth>still can’t reach even a decent speed stat with two stam cards and riko while also hitting stam requirementsIs this fat titty Uma actually hard? Am I just this retarded? What the actual fuck
>>548232371
>>548232272the goal isnt beating Riko, its hitting your stat targets
>>548232362>spoilerWow that's retarded. I realized that after the first day, some of my best Uma runs where me losing round 1 horribly, the Digitan who won me Virgo Platinum was from a run where my team jobbed in the first round lmao.
>>548232572you're retarded, bitch
>>548232272I just pick the middle option and then the top option on the last summer. +30 is more than enough to win against Riko
>>548232443>>548232598>>548232612(me)I always hit stat caps even after losing round 1. Maybe I am just really lucky because I'm sure as hell not a whale I am poor
>>548232572every uma can hit speed cap with 2 speed cards and KSB at 3LB/MLBjust keep rolling
>>548232593
>>548232796
>>548232492it's alright if you still haven't learned how the scenario works after an entire month and you're still just excited to be able to complete a run at all. i'm happy for you, i'm sure getting your first A rank has been very exciting. i've played that situation out and it isn't worth it.
>>548232113Isn't he like one of the top hors at the Park?
>>548232572Just run 4 speed riko rice w/ stam sparks. At 20% growth you'll hit enough stam just by training power + sparks.
>>548232967has it already been a month
>>548230841>>548232390https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>548232961
can i get wins with this for libra or need more speed + power
>>548232967>i've played that situation out and it isn't worth it.NTA but I've played multiple jobbed round 1's to not waste TP and I've always hit my stat targets. In fact my S rank Taiki came from one of these jobbed round 1's. Maybe you are just a bad torena if you can't hit your targets after a single lost round.
why can't I ever get anything that even remotely resembles a decent run when I get a distance spark...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCcVdkRyps
>>548228913Thank you Mr President
>>548233150
Despite my runs seeming much worse I managed to win A room and my mediocre Creek is placing. Much better spot than where I was for Leo.
>>548233174Should've taken NSM and her innate gold recovery, but at least you can try to get capped speed next time.
enough time has passed, are you team URA or Unity?
>>548233474ura is fucking trash
>>548233474URA all day every day
>>548233474Got used to Unity finally. My runs are still dog shit, but not as dog shit (stats wise) as URA is on avrg.
>>548233330
>good rainbows>quick learner>hot spring ticket>won unity final>didn't get spurt>didn't get long Sthe perfect Gold Ship is right at my fingertits but still forever just outside of my grasp
What are the best SSR speed support cards for late surgers?
>>548233474Unity feels infinitely less stressful to play so that one.
Hey /uma/, happy Friday! The Japan Cup is here soon this Sunday. The usual kick stream should be posted near the actual time of the race if you'd like to watch. For now, place your bets on who you think is gonna win!Training video of the entrants from last week:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUvZ2ttjUUOfficial JRA Race Report in English:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0T6P7lRjhs
>>548233597
Do midrace velocity skills actually do something after the patch or are they still worthless dogshit?
>>548233743I'd love for Croix or Decile to win but Masq just looks too strong.
>>548233587>GunbreakerMy first guess would've been SC6 or something
>>548231719First race is the scariest
>>548233780
>>548233838midrace velocity skills help you move up, midrace acceleration skills do absolutely nothing
>>548233474After I got the hang of unity cup I've noticed that my endgame stats are usually better than what I could have gotten during URA. I'm motivated enough to redo my TT team from scratch even without borrows. Right now I'm in the middle of a Taishin run.
What kind of deck would you run with speed sparks? Bring 1 less speed card in favor of stam?
>>548225597what fantasies?>>548233743All in Masquerade Ball
>>548224564"Horny" horses with small dick? Yeah.
>>548233743DON'T LET ME DOWN, ALL IN SEIUN HADES
>>548233957nah it's the last one with 5 times double circle, you're either winning 5-0 or losing 2-3
>>548233991whenever they do this sometimes they're lined up with the pole perfectly so it looks like they're bouncing up and down whilst hanging. funny
>>5482340472 speed, 2 stam, 2 friends... probably
>>548233474My cards are far better for URA but Aoharu produces better aces.
>>548233868Masball is pretty strong but that outer gate draw is pretty tough. I think it will still be a toss up since this lineup is pretty solid
>>548233969
Not having to focus down facilities to level them up is really nice, but having 4 double circles + 1 circle on the Unity finals and still losing it sometimes gets me fucking heated.
>>548234080he hasn't been in a race longer than 2200m in 3 years...
>>548234165
WHAT THE FUCK STOP TALKING ABOUT HORSE RACING THIS IS /uma/ AND NOT /umaJP/ (which was made by an angry indotard) STOP THIS OFF TOPIC KEIBASTUFF!!for anyone that can't tell I'm joking to take a shit on said troll fags
>>548233743Let's gooo Croix! I'll be cheering for him no matter what
>>548233868This one, and Arima will be the duel between>Durachadsand>Kitakeks
>>548234193 (me)Forgot to tag >>548233474
>>548234387Removing Keiba Posting from divegrass team was a mistake.
>>548234352
divegrass was a mistake in general, if all it results in is a ton of autistic drama posting.
>>548234702my cute gambler boywife
>>548234440They will both get owned by Regaleira at Arima for the sweet consecutive grand prix win. The people want to see it too.
good night, remember to take it easy
>>548233474Unity for me, I've managed to make consistent A ranks and A+ Umas that are actually worth a damn, while I was capped at B+ in URA unless I witmaxxed.I like when scenarios make it easier to get stats because I'm a retard
>fast leaner (like 3 for 300 at this point)>no long S>slow metab in novembercy giveth and takethLeast i have a backup golshi-ish that should get A finals if my oither ends dont work out
you guys are never nice to me
>>548233743>no big nigesadAll in on Lememe, the Kita foal will choke.
>>548234983Myes
>>548234983Want a Snickers?
>>548234779bellagio opera's gonna be in hong kong by the way, and energico was injured so he's not coming back until next july or so
Is this right, I'm suppose to gamble getting promoted if I run a pace?
>>548234779>Satono Reve Um, he's a sprinter though...
fuk u
>>548235168Embroidery is also going to HK iirc
https://x.com/jvlve1hrzdftyu1/status/1994599894875848727?s=46Like grandfather, father, like son
>>548235424Horses are fucking stupid
I wonder if people will try and cosplay Uma Musume during the next Kentucky Derby. Probably not, it's too hoity toity at this point. But it'd be nice if American horseracing at least knew about the game and maybe were amenable to potential representation.
>>548233474unity all the way, even with parents
>>548235515>>548235515
>>548235424What is wrong with this fucker's bloodline
I've barely followed any guides for shit up until recently. I've hit A-rank in career 10 times now but only using front runners.Bluntly, how cucked is my SSR deck?
Post something musical
>>548235628They are aware, especially with Cygames sponsoring more and more American races. They sponsored the Breeder's Cup and are sponsoring the American Oaks next. This ad was played during the Breeder's Cup and they even sent out an email advertising Uma to everyone that attended kek
>>548235628No way they didn't know now, since>OUR BOY EBAYANwon the BCC and Cygames sponsored one of the race.
>>548235424>>548235515>>548235684It could be that this behavior is because animals can be stupid as fuck but considering Golshi i wonder if it's actually the reverseA lot of times animals can behave weird because they arent interacted with enough or get bored and stir crazy, even if they are some of the most expensive animals currently alive What if this is maladaptive behavior, like how smart dog breeds like border collies can get nervous tics if they aren't stimulated otherwise
Opera cute
>>548235901>>548235628The issue isn't if they know, but if they care.
I finally got around to seeing the movie and I now understand Tachyonfags
>>548235597Based tea hater
>>548236081>When sane members of the bloodline is the black eunuchsStego...
>>548236060golshi is known to be extremely smart for a horse, and much of the time he acts crazy because he knows that he's on camera
>>548236081>Don't touch these horses>Not usinghttps://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo?t=15
>>548232371>>548233969>>548234352Why is Cafe a cat?
>>548236005God Ebayan's win is still so kino
>>548236260cause she's needy
>>548236208Wife
Umas for a brownCHAD like me?
>>548236240>fucks up tremendously>looks away when confronted, like a little child
>>548234969Does she survive if only one gold+white proc?I always find that guides and umalator overestimate the amount of Stamina that you need.
>>548235227The problem with Creek is that promoting makes her miss her unique. It only really works with McQueen IMO.
>>548236619pretty sure shes more than fine yeah. I hve saved whales from my club so shes not beating them but not losing by a whole lot either
Whores line-up. Went in blind and rolled Biwa which satisfied me greatly because she's hot.I think I put 20000+ carats into rolling for summer Maruzensky for the same reason but alas, never got her.
>>548236437indeed
No...
>>548236521
>>548236676Umas are basically short desu.
>>548236913
>>548226516>>548226313>>548226287>YOU NEED TO GIVE YOU JEWISH OVERLORD MONEY, WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU CAN GET ANY GAME YOU WANT FOR FREE??? THE MULTI BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES NEED YOUR $60 MORE THAN YOU DO, YOU DISGUSTING GREEDY FUCK!!!Holy shit how cucked can you nigger be? I will never buy a game. I could be a billionaire and I would still pirate. You piggies can leave me out of your FinDom fetish parties
>>548236748Welp, guess I wasted a bunch of monies upping her potential for nothing. Thanks for making pace dogshit cygames.
>>548236864
>>548236820I learned very quickly that Biwa belongs in the glue factory and that I should've got Orugi btw.Currently trying to convince myself that Gold City isn't fucking terrible as well, cos she's hot.
sex with maya
>>548237125Gold City is great. Don't give up on her.
>>548235915Looking forward to the American Pharoah uma.
>>548236240Isn't it also theorized that he might have actually never gave it his all when active as a racehorse because of how he's still in top condition during his life as a stallion
>>548237248Tonight on Top Gear, Goldship doesn't have a hat.
>>548237546>American Egyptian uma>Bass Pro Shop pyramid shows up in her ult
>>548237685When Goldship drops the retard cap and puts her hair down she's a bombshell.
>>548236260its not that hard anon, whats literally the most known cat visual there is? black with yellow eyes.
>>548237685"HOLY *bleep*! SHE CAN BE SEXY!?"
>>548235915>advertising with umas who aren't in global and haven't appeared in any external media
>Gonna train Mayano for the first time>Remember that time an anon purposefully kept fucking up her training and keeping her at Awful mood because she did something to piss anon off earlier
>>548219159
>>548238007This all aimed at the horse owners. Show tge money they have to throw around for name rights.
am i on a watchlist
>>548238050Don't worry it'll happen to you next. She's on constant mood downs
Bros should I send it
>>548238050>>548238235What mood downs?I probably had 2 careers out of plenty that had bad sets of mood downs. It even happened to Nice Nature
>>548238384do it or no balls
>>548238384you're going to win 4/5. i can't believe people still think green woman isn't lying to them.
>I'm not a kid!
>>548238391Oisu.
>taiki's special event is winning on a few med races>her med affinity is Ei dont even have a 3* med
>>548237450How do I even build her though? I'd rather have her retire to my house and utilise her other stats if you get what I mean
>>548238391It's pretty consistent on my Maya runs that Riko's 5 mood ups couldn't keep up
>>548238423>>548238440Fuck you
>>548238384send it mate you cunt shrimp on the barbie from down under
>>548237125golds great though..
>>548238558
>>548235628>>548235915They knew, for years now. Does that translate to the owners reaching out to Cygames? who knows. AFAIK Cygames has shown no plans (as in we have no concept art) on introducing foreign umas in the game beyond maybe l'Arc. A Del Mar/Churchill Downs Scenario might be in the works because of the sponsorship but probably no umas with the real American names.
>>548238558you got balls though. worth
>>548238558Seems like the superior end closer won
>>548238587>love heart>love heart>love heart>shoe???
>>548238050TopGun slanders is getting on the same level as Rice slanders>>548238558Happened to me twice on my borrows, I stopped playing for the day and uninstall
>>548235898Roll on the kitasan banner
>already had S team in summer... sometimes unity just makes absolutely no fucking sense
>>548238558boo hoo you can still win unity with two loses
>>548238558Gold Shit down
>>548238623I like Taiki's midriff-hiding pose here. Putting Bono between two internationally successful horses is weird, though.
>>548238587wtf build? my gold city ate shit during virgo, 10% shitter
>>548238623I just want Obey Your Master to get into the game, preferably using her real name.
>2 sleep deprived in the same yearI thought they were nerfed..
>>548238623nah man. tellin you. Raid boss scenarios with maximum debuffs for Man O'War, Native Dancer, and Secretariat.
>>548238831Just two? Lucky
>>548238805Releasing the proper horse would just result in a brand new design, same issue I have with my beloved Dicta.
>>548238781bono's from america, that's why
>>548238663heart is my highest scoring uma of that type, so technically the third one got replaced by the first one>>548238791
>>548238781Hisi Akebono was foaled in the US.
>>548238906oh I thought you just really liked her
>>548238587Post build now or Gold City is being taken out back.
Yosh! Ikuyooooooooo!*pulls off the most dogshit career run ever*
>>548238558>GoldshitWe got him
>>548238959oh, i do. Shes easily the uma that surprised me the most inserting herself into a very crowded top 10. I love her temper, no other umas really have one that are out. Banchos my fav albeit and taiki is also top 10.
I'm struggling to get the 1200/1100/900
>>548238558>>548238440 here. LOL PRANKD
self hating top gun mains
>>548238853Not using the real names of course.>Maid'O Peace>Tribal Dancer>Secretary>Ocean Biscuit
I would think that I should have a higher win rate than 0.09% against teams with a lower score than mine
>>548239178wife spotted
>>548235628They had already sponsored the 2025 Kentucky Derby in May and had a booth set up to demo the game before Global was even officially released in June. Cygames has basically been going all in since then by sponsoring even more big American races.With the outstanding reception it got at release and the audience remaining faithfully steady, I think we're gonna be just fine in seeing Umamusume trying to break into the American scene.I watched one of Scarra's vlogs where he even visited Santa Anita for a random G3 race and there were already cosplayers. Seeing Uma fans for the Triple Crown races next year is basically going to be a given.
>>548239301"What the fuck are these stupid zoomies doing again, dressing up like fictional characters? Bet they wanna fuck the actual horses too!"
Is there a cheat sheet for this upcoming CM
>>548239181Its not your fault Doto, sometimes RNG fucks us in the ass for several days
>>548238906>Six (6) fucking accels>4 of them are 0.4Can you win even without winning the 6th lottery? I relied on the fact that her unique also asked for 6th and treated it like a pseudo-Pump. Ended up whiffing it midrace every time.
Do I pop fireballs as soon as I get them, or wait for them to land on a good stat?I've had runs where I didn't pop them at all because they'd never leave gutsI've had one run where during the finale I popped 3 on guts because they just wouldn't goddamn leave gutsIs the stupid unity training system built off of the spark system or something?
>>548239301why do they all have hunch backs?
>>548239301No doubt they will continue working to get more fans in the seats and betting on the races, horseracing is dying out in the US otherwise. But I think having weirdos in dresses running on tracks might be a step too far in places like Kentucky. Another separate question is will the exposure be useful to getting American horse owners to give permission for their horse branding to cygames.
>>548239537
>Mayano visualizing herself in her Grand Love Plan
>>548239480are there even any whites in usa?
>>548238879>TFW i could have fielded an ALL AMERICAN Virgo Cup team with Condor, Buono, Grass, and/or Taiki
>>5482395371200 speed, 1000 stam, at least 1 gold recovery (2 for pace), use spurt/pump/surge/OYL/head-on as triggers for your NSM
Cafe posters are going to be insufferable when this whore is released
>he's gonna have to listen to the le zomg random horse sing Ms. Victoria just so say he won Librakekkity
>>548239549she managed to win a few starting from 9th, so yeah she could really fly. Her ult would usually fire around 4thish i feel like, it is rather inconsistent though
>>548239480Farmfolk 100% fuck their animalsYou can't be young, dumb, full of cum, and also being around a whole host of warm holes without experimenting at least onceFarm boys make do isn't a meme for a reason, just no one wants to talk about their burger coming in fucked
>>548239549This IS the accel meta or at least that was the mile CM with it.
>>548239670Depends on the place, so no.
>>548239621go NO fuck please
>>548239672>
not enough fuku posting
>>548239301>those normalfags
>all my runs after CM have been parent runs>all 1* blue>if good pink, bad whites>if good whites, bad pink>if not 1* blue, 2* gutsKill me
>>548239742>Friend group of my teen days used to be a notorious guy in there that was known as a horse fucker>Everyone constantly made jokes about it but didn't thought much about it otherwiseLooked like a creep as well, funny as shit whenever I think back to it.
>>548239581depends on where you are in the career. Early like junior I usually do asap if I'm near unity cup. classic I try to greed them on the stats I don't have supports for. after that they're just another rainbow
I fucking love mares
Oh shit
>bring legacies with two straight away spurts on different grandparents>bring amazon power card>bring sweep ssr speed card>no spurtsuffering
>>548239843fuckinn' beautifulthis should have been my theme going into that cup
>>548238558My fuarking heroes
>>548240269nice quality bro
>>548240182Some anon a few threads ago said that if Haru has a blue burst and you pop it on speed she will always give you straightaway spurtthat sounds wrong but i dont know enough about Aoharu mechanics to dispute it
>>548240165Prepare yourself
What speed support should I borrow for Symboli Rudolf?
>>548240483>Hate Bavaria>Wanna fuck the shit out of this hons
>>548240530nigga why you using air shakur and why do you have 3LBs of her
>>548240530Y-your gold recovery?anyway Biko is always the correct speed borrow
how much does a 6 vs 8 long spark parent differ???I swapped from a rudolf borrow to a brian borrow and I haven't seen the long spark proc in days while it was pretty much popping off 90% of the time with the rudolf borrowthe brian parent even has higher total affinity. The other parent is also full long sparksI want to think I'm just unlucky but fuck man this feels AWFUL. I HATE distance spark
>>548239301disgusting wh*t* w*m*n
>>548240652You consider this white?
>>548240652>those>whiteLMAO
>>548240530you can borrow sweepy to get spurt, and fucking drop air shaker for rice or creek to save your stamina situation
>>5482406723d birb looks kinda horrifying
>>548240672Oh, the animator is so deep into the game he knows the opera crow meme huh
>>548240652not a single blonde theyre all darkies, your bright is set too high
>>548240672I like his porn and all, mostly cuz of their topics, but fucking christ his wobbly animation style is so odd looking...>force birb mememinutes of my life ill never get back
>>548240604Cause I hate gambling for skills and she gives Straightaway Spurt. Thank the Riko Banner for the reason why I have 3 of her.>>548240613I'm retarded and uploaded the wrong pic, swap King for a 3LB Super Creek>>548240742Okay yeah fair, forgot about SSR Sweep, I really am a retard.
Bros?
>>548240652Spoken like a true chestnut.
>>548240882Big Head girls mate for life, toreina-sanWe warned you about picking a trainee
>>548240917>westernits scat so forget it
>>548240928we hate chestnuts here
>>548240878sweep is still gambling, but it's a little less gambling since in my experience it hits at least 70% of the time
>>548240882another uma that force her trainer to reproduce...
>>548240672Doto sex.
>>548240917I think it's just a sloppa duder going crazy
>>548241026oh no, my seed is going to be snatched away
>>548240917i don't get the donut asshole thing
nooo chevacchi, you have to share some with your little sister
>>548238221You got to tell her no
>>548241217IWANTTOFUCKANDMARRYTHISBOYGODDAMNIT
>>548241016I would rather event proc gambling than spark gambling. I still have ptsd from Smart Falcon Cancer Cup training and praying for Groundwork.
>>548240672The jelly animation is kinda bit too much
>>548238221was her dad a pilot? I can't remember
She should not be at Tracen, she should be in a hospital getting help for her untreated mental disorder.
>>548241379Her and that psycho, Manhattan Cafe
>>548241379nothing that a trainer cant fix
>>548241379Anon, she is undiagnosed...the staff don't know anything is wrong so can't get her help.
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another bread gets made before it i'll keep them safe, gonna wait 3 mins
>>548222661Anyone please it is eating me up
>>548241275good
>>548241378Her dad is Tom Cruise
>>548241497
raisu bread>>548241702>>548241702>>548241702
>>548241014Then you got the name of the artist?
>>548241197People that like assholes are disgusting and mentally ill and have disgusting fetishes to reflect that.
>>548241379You're the one who has to treat her
>>548240718you blind?
>>548241867are you retarded? multiple people tell you those aren't white yet you ignore them
>>548240705>>548240718>>548242483NTA. Cromagnon in the blue dress, Quasimodo in the floral, and the girl next to her in floral are white. Retards.
>>548242483why do you believe retarded seaturds?
>>548242483you've never been to america
what the hell my run just bricked itself from turn 1 i trained once and then i got mood downs without stop and then i failed a 10% training that put my mcqueen in practice poor
hi
>>548239742Not all of us are weirdoes anon. I've been on a farm for 30 years and never experienced any want to fuck an animal. I have seen a lot interspecies rape though.
>>548219819Long S is very important, speed is king for this CM
>>548231123No fun glad you had a good time
