Chimoo edition>Season 2 in CNhttps://maxroll.gg/blue-protocol/news/season-2-update-cn-version>Main Website & Downloadhttps://playbpsr.com/>/bpsrg/ Resources, Links & Guideshttps://rentry.org/bpsrghttps://bptimer.com/https://github.com/winjwinj/bpsr-logs/releases/tag/app-v0.20.0>Guilds (DM the leader or officers when applying)YotsubaClovermesugakiZaibatsu>/vg/ World Channel4444>Full Line BypassApply to party > Move to Guild House > Leave Guild House>Official /vg/ Idle SpotLine 88, Starter inn (Double Faced Coin)>emoteshttps://pastebin.com/Vevceetv (embed)>Current redeemable codesSTEPXN2GHTMARENMT4US2025>Previous>>548346556
post your character and a hint about your crush if you dare.
>>548385676how are they levitating?
toxic yuri waifu for me chuddie f1 laifu...
I wish you could rearrange the Favorite emotes without having to remove and re-add them all
Thoughts on Rob?
>>548385806I can wear her on my ears and she has luck and mastery substats, with luck being the highest, she is also a solid 80.
>>548385885Never talked to him. So nothing to say yet but i think i saw a Rob on BDO before.
>>548385141nig noggy~ thinking about *chirp* child pussy again, huhhow pathetic. *chirp* your great grandpappy wasn’t a slave just for you to be a filthy. *chirp* dirty. p*do. jerking your """b"""bc with ur popeyes fried chicken greased hands wwwwyou know noggy… *chirp* i bought some watermelon ice pops.. if i put them in my *chirp* cunny i bet your stupid noggy depressed skull shaped brain couldn’t resist shoving ur face between my small legs and licking my sweet watermelon flavored child *chirp* pussy~~ noggys underdeveloped prefrontal *chirp* cortex and lead poisoning gets him always beating his meat like a *chirp* gorilla when he hears a little girls voice~~ haha keep jerking ur dick alone in your room noggy~ if you keep the lights *chirp* off nobody can even see you gooning to little girls LOL *chirp*
My f1 and...?
>>548385934based taste, c*ckspec enjoyer..
>>548385967how come none of you f1 posters can ever finish a sentence? You always stop yourself with an ellipses.
>>548385967your f1 and my pale twintail f1...
>>548385957Gooning to this now...
Can't believe they both had that point in common, pedophiles and gay, Clovaitsu soon where all the pedophiles are welcomed, if you don't ERP you get kicked and we blame it on the booze!
>kitzu drinks himself into a coma>maru shitposting stopsI'm nooticing
>>548386043Because they're inviting you
>>548386101Uehhh~? Look at you, being used as a seat by a little girl like me. Damn pedo... your kind should fucking die...But I might spare your life, if you service me good enough. What do you think? I bet a PEDO like you would love licking my small cunny.Ahahaha! Look at you, nonny~Already hard and we haven't even started yet. What a disgusting PEDO you are... Go on, start doing you job like the PEDO you are! Ahahahahaha~! That's it! Use your PEDO tongue to pleasure me!
>>548385676mesugaki is recruiting! Join today! Or else!!!https://youtu.be/08S5CwJA12E?si=id56vvMd-xeLmP4U
>>548385992C*ckspec? I am a humble moonstrike...
>>548386410Did you ask your roomba to write those or Alexa? either way you're a fucking loser, kill yourself also you never had a gf, those online were all old ass pedophiles pretending to be preteens ageplay shit like Higa, oh wait that's you shit I'm sorry, good thing I won't have to see your idle ass doing nothing but ERP all day anymore you homosexual manwhore.
>>548386605goonstrike…
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej83ZG-4_Uo
>>548386639indian posti can smell your body odor, ranjit
>>548386718is that the hint
>>548386786>pablo the illegal migrant questions Kitzu nationalityHey go back to Mexico, amigo.
>Shitzu
>>548386605was talking about your hint, luck and mastery is cockspec domain
>>548386876Why do you hate maru?
Why is it so hard to not sperg out
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOUzvchEThIthere's no better way to say this but ever since I cleared Bone Dragon Hard raid with you I could not stop thinking about you. I am about to be replaced in my static because I get distracted during portal phase staring at you and can't even do simple pattern recognition. I have completely fell for you and all I want is your attention, everything you say makes my day. I swear whenever you are in my party I crit for so much damage just like how you critically struck my heart the first time I met you. You are my Lightning Serum Lv.3 and I cannot imagine clearing another Bone Dragon Hard without you, please date me.
>>548386410https://vocaroo.com/1diPestiY4yJ
>>548387163Yeah the earrings I have a crush on might be cockspec domain cause agi earings cannot roll haste.
nnnghhghh im gunna buuuust
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od67RC_zFZw>hintThey may or may not play a game called Blue Protocol Star Resonance.
>>548387286br*tish humor huh
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEEZ47Io5N0there are people i like hanging around with, and people i like talking to.no crushes
>>548387467whats that between your legs there
>>548385806I'm not interested in anyone. I'm married to the grind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOGBXY9sGos
wildpack bwos...
>>548387661rip to that ritual pit poster
>>548387761yeah we drop off until s2 while we all get more stats that other classes scale better with. the price we pay for our earlier power, can go falcon if you get good crit gear
>>548387761moonieGAWDs...
>>548387286cute and profound
thoughts on Node?
>>548387761i lost to a wildpack the last raid i was inplease take the sword away from me i dont deserve it :(
>>548387761Imagine falling for the knotpack propaganda
>>548387761are frost mages just the worst dps as a whole?
>>548388459frotbeam are good cc and mobber, clitcicle however..
>>548388337>gs 27.7kprobably on t3 food buffs too
>>548385806he's saucy
>>548387301rape
>>548387964I'm feeling the marksman wall as well. Thinking of completing 80 gears for comfy M6 autos but subclass something else for raids and I'm saving my 80 boxes it. What other class with the most dps for the least apm required?
>>548388587stuck in a wall?
>>548388679perhaps
>>548388384Hey, that's me!
>>548387761>>548388337>>548388384Strengthen Divine Shield and Wolf Bow
>>548388459Must be undergeared. Frost mages have a higher peak with lv80 gear compared to marksman.
>>548388649wolf dmg is still fine? just play that if you want ez gameplay
>>548387286is it my F2 please please please
OK so what are the lewd names for every class so far? I know there's frot mage, throat bind, and meat performer. But what are the lewd names for the rest of the class and specs?
>>548389382block spec is cock spec
>>548388459Beamers are. Icicle is better dps.
>>548386421Or else what?
>>548385806F3https://youtu.be/UD8pSv9_s3Q
>>548389440And other hilarious stories you can tell yourself
>>548389040the gearscores are all shown in the meter
which class does the most damage by just pressing H?I want to jerk off while killing raid bosses
>>548389440I consistently beat Icicle as beam dps regularly, I'm even usually pretty high up on charts in general. Beam isn't bad dps by any means, from what I've seen the worst seems to be falconry
want to jerk off but I'm not that horny...
why did my friend stop messaging me after they told me they were black?
>>548390386i press h idgaf if i do no damage you fuckers are gonna carry me
>>548386410PLEASE let me service you
>>548390450Want me to send you porn?
>>548390525yes so tell me which class to do it on homie
>>548390924I've never done anything like that before...
>>548385806heres the hinthttps://youtu.be/EZ8CiIQbXf8?si=2tM1H28U8XJDuMZ5
>>548385806Crush? I'm about to crash out over refining holy fucking shit dude, who made this shit, all I do is mine and smelt all of my life skill points, pots, everything. I have to buy fucking mushrooms for the stupid guild daily crap and I waste my luno. And it's still not enough to be even close to level 18. One item at 15, one at 14, rest at 13. And of course since you don't have enough energy to mine and craft the shit, you cannot even do bari ore unless you dedicate two days to bari ore and for that you only get 10 bari thingies, so you have to waste 4 more days to get the stuff to refine at like 80 85 %.Fuck this game holy shit.
The goths at the Inn haveme acting UNWISE chowder!
>>548391475just be lucky, close your eyes and press refine
>>548391475That is such a perfect virgin bait character <3
>>548391475A-Am I your crush?I really am angry as hell about the refine system btw
>>548391256your crush is a cast
>>548385806No, I don't want to boost their ego too much!https://youtu.be/ZFp7VwyQLFU?si=jsxL5ov-hikAoQwP
>>548391178im icicle but anything works because everyones too much of a pussy to call anyone out for shit damage
I need to run some m6 dragon claw for gear. I need two DPS and a tank. I'm on Louise.
>>548391746is it a cute f1?
>>548391794ok but can we kiss after?
>>548391746nooooooooooooooooo it shouldve been me
>>548391673I miss every single mcast from toblerone...
>>548391841If I like your character, I will personally make the pictures for you.
Just need one tank now.https://youtu.be/DIQSVFzEdfw
>>548391746My F3+ needs sph from Ystelli so badly...
>>548392151I know I'm super late to this but I'm really happy you two figured things out
Loser kino thread :3
>>548389382Earthfrot Heavy Guardian
>>548385806I am impervious to the wiles of any and all. My will is unbreakable. Unless someone has some gumbo. I will run content for gumbo at the moment. Fug you groovy laid back play list.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pu5ZGFWZ98
I quit during the first week of release. Should I come back and give this game a second chance?
>>548393056no. dont force yourself to play it
I got airona from the ramdom will wish i got from battlepass, now i can do the Denvel skip without candies :DDDDD
>>548393056If you quit during the first week you probaby didn't play your class at max level which makes it much better than whatever lvl was the cap back then.Also the catchup mechs in this game are really OP, you can level your character from 1 to 60 in 2 hours. The caveat is the endgame problem, the only thing worth doing are high mastery modes which if you don't like optimizing the path for a dungeon youll probably find it boring.Raids are easy, just a brain check.
chinese Q&A posthttps://www.bilibili.com/opus/11402835676375285831) Emotes at the end of the dungeon are not "bugged", but intentionally blocked. Option to emote will come back after they implement it properly.
>>548393408why the fuck not just leave it alone until they're ready?dumbfucks
eeeehehehhe
>>548393487bugged if you put a teleport location on your wheel
7 Ttina runs, 5 bane lord rewards today, finally a bit of luck. Also managed to push into 23k due to lucky wioth books, got ult to lvl 6, and a helm + necklace drop from Tina.>>548385806Brown f1
>>548393597Post gscore tab i wanna know what im doing wrong since im only 21k on my HG
>>548393508what's so funny?
Wake up!You are missing your high school gossips!
>>548393597Bossu..
>>548393759
>>548393597a____e?
>>548394097Hmm wierd, i have my recomended skills on 6 yet i only have 4k.
>>548394791Here are my skills, only need Vanguard Strike up to 6, then im gonna doomp in Blade of Justice aka mouse click.
>>548394885it counts imagines as well, he might have upgraded them further than you or equipped some t5 purple which counts for more score than t0 yellow
>no posts in 10 minutesIt's over...
>>548395702Fine. I will post a single (You) for (You)
>>548395702bitch im sleepin chill
>>548394972Tempest and VenoBzzr, both are gold but not upgraded. f2p chuds aint got that money.
>>548395702The game is shit and will never get better.
Anyone wanna join for WC1 HC Raids? I think it'll be funny.
>>548395783Anon! Please wake up! Would you still love me if I was a worm?
>>548394885Oh i only have 5 maxxed out skills, probably why it's so low. Thanks bro.
>>548389468
>>548396102
typing :3 every message like its crack :3
Kitzu is going to wake up with a massive hangover and cry over being a retard and somehow burning yet another bridge for no reason btw
>>548397086for me it's =w=
>>548397147=w= is nice :3together were a powerful duo!!! =w= :3
>>548396938I love that clip so much it's unreal.>>548397086I started using :3 whenever I'm being a cheeky shit. I die to something dumb because I was shitposting?>Woops :3
>>548397141qrd?
Can I get a reliable list of m2 sexpests? I'm starting to think you guys were lying, my f1 remains untouched.
Its so fucking pathethic when you guys pretend to be anime.Love you.
>>548397387maybe yoyre ugly
>>548397387I'm the biggest sexpest of all timeI'm m3 though
>>548397527thanks, im aware myself. Love you too
>>548397387They were always lying, the only M's that are even slightly flirty or lewd without being creepy jeets about it are taken
>>548397527Why don't you say that while cumming in my mouth?
>>548397248>>548369285
>>548397527*puts my chair in the corner and turns my baseball cap backwards* why don't you say that while cumming in anon's mouth
>>548397940Never trust anyone who brags about being blackout drunk, they're all like this
I'm a brown f3 and not a single m1 has sexpested me...
>>548397884This was a good response.>>548397923This was a loser reply.>>548398118Super loser reply.
>>548398118This guy has a REALLY good point.
>>548394109who?
*rapes everyone in this thread*
>>548398230>>548398252*cries badass (not gay) tears* this is like when my favorite player tosses the basketball to someone else.. hes not a cuck.. hes trying to win the game.. *sips my budlight*
>>548398334AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY VIRGINITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>548398480Does it bother you that you are a virgin?
my f1 immunity to namedrops was resurrected
>>548397387Reach out to either Kenzou or Vox and ask if they want to take romantic pictures and they will.Most other m2s will be happy to take pictures with you if you ask but they're not going to be lewd
>>548398525auuuuuuUUUUUUufhhhhhgg!! SHItk! sorry i was Fucking Your Mother? what
>They're in a 2/5 and aren't in the inn.
>>548398721Keep your ego intact. Its okay anon. We dont judge.
>>548398736are they usually at the inn?
>>548398763wipin tears rn (you should wipe your ass btw).. you cut right into it right into the heart of it like fine japanese steel..
>>548398612Who do I reach out to if I don't want pictures? I'm not looking for romantic pictures, I need some dick.
>>548398856Download Grindr I guess?
>>548398845Does it annoy you when I ask you questions?
>>548398905I'm trying to play BPSR.
>>548397086>>548397147>>548397181Amateurs ( ˘ω˘ )
Fucking kindergarten tier shit. Im so bored.
helpI sent my crush 500 messages within the span of 15 minutes and she still hasnt responded (´ ･ ω ･ `)What should I do? I'm worried something might have happened to her (´ ･ ω ･ `)
That manly desire for someone to hold me in their arms and tell me they love me
>>548397086I'm a big ^_^ and ^^; fan.. it's nice putting emotions next to your messages! Helps get the tone across c:
>>548399018Clearly not
>>548399249hehe
>>548399285Wow you must love Germans.
>>548398939There's no polite way to describe how you're taking this entire set of interactions so I will politely withdraw
>>548399249this is a blast from the past
>>548399463Thats perfectly fine.Take care anon. <3
>>548398736Is it us?!>>548399285'Morning dear!
>>548399385I love my neighbours yes! They're a little culturally autistic but usually nice ^^
>>548399524Christ. Do you ACTUALLY follow Poyo everywhere?
>>548399581Yes?
>>548398939why are u such a fag
>>548399581Erm, this IS Poyo
>>548399565thanks you too (i know who this is)
>>548399249I know you're referring to that (´ ･ ω ･ `) guy but I actually had a friend doing this sort of shit to a small time streamer. He got super mad at me when I told him she was going to ghost him if he kept that shit up lmao.
>>548399643me when i only talk in lower case and try to be important
>>548399629Danganronpa is a blight
>>548399290Content draught, I can play how I want in the meanwhile.
>>548399581I'll stalk mysel- I mean Poyo anywhere she goes!
Why do you guys bully me?Im being so nice.
>>548399249That story is great but I hate how it goes very obviously into "this is made up" territory eventually.The other old story I remember is the 40k/mtg one about the disgusting rotten roommate with green teeth and I liked that one since it had pictures of his fucked up room and the person himself
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7a_EEgwrwSorry no crush
>>548394095Imagine the leaks after they break up...
>>548399141>>548399524>>548399825NO NOT YOUGET THE FUCK BACK TO /XIVG/
>>548400103That's still too close to home. He should just go back to the Danganronpa general but unfortunately, he'll only go where Poyo goes
>>548400103Okay.. I will leave.. *sniff*Everyone is so rude..
This game is so ass. Which MMO are we hopping to next?
>>548400303you missed the tof train
>>548400352>trainNigga that shit is more dead than here
>>548400303
>>548400303"we"Your choices are ToF(dying), WWM (if you like wuxia), and Ashes of Creation (muh pvp) is apparently releasing next month if you're retarded enough to play that.
>>548400424>muh pvpkek i pity anyone who plays that for the pvp
>>548397387My m2 but you'd have to give a signal.
>>548400424>muh pvpahemAION 2SOJSS (STAR savior)you have a phone right
>>548400303no good MMOs to hop to, I've been hopping on vrchat and playing other games with my new clique
>>548400486Are you telling me the thing it was pushing, the ONLY thing it's supposed to be good for because I know they probably tacked on pve later, is shit?>>548400570Global Star Savior is March 2026, anon...
>>548400486I have to question your sanity if you're looking for PvP in an MMO in 2025
>>548400303You guys should all play Star Citizen with me! I need people to play it with... Elite;Dangerous just doesn't feel that good anymore :c
>>548400736Not him but yeah, they watered down the pvp part when streamers complained so not it takes a billion hits to kill someone and if they run away for like a minute they're unflagged and you can't kill them, plus attacking people is like skulling in Runescape where you're at a huge disadvantage for stuff you can lose if you strike first
I miss Tree of Savior..
>>548400931M8 lets be honest, no one misses that shit.
Lacie feet WHERE
>>548401045in south america
>>548401045Ask them in Spanish
>>548401045up your ass
>>548400748i do, but i want both pvp and pve content, and the closest option is GW Reforge
Lacie patas
>>548385806No hints to give.
>>548401045Literally in the inn dancing what else do you want anon.
GUMOOOO I AM HAVING SOME PINK LEMONADE!!!!!!
>>548401283EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>548398171Hey!!
Pézinhos fofinhos da Lacie
>>548401413gumoooo saaaar
>>548401283I've a crush on you!
>>548401446REDEEM ONE GUMO SAAR
>>548401045Shut the fuck up Lacie.
>>548401283Paizuri or pitjob? Tough choice
>>548401438>>548401254>>548401045
>>548401558nta but i will shut up too
>>548385806I don't have a crush but i do got people I admire and respect. Those who travel the same path.https://youtu.be/9wywSaQH2js?si=Pb-mPhOqGrdbeZOZ
>>548400736like that anon said >>548400908pvp in the open world is pretty much heavily discouraged and extremely gay, where you have to bait your opponent into fighting you back or you get heavily penalized (losing gear etc) and any of the other pvp activities arent worth it or something.t. hasnt played it but watched a few videosit seems to be a far cry from what it originally proposed, which is fine. open world pvp games usually dont survive very long because its inherently a parasitic concept that involves someone getting fucked over, which leads to people quittingone can dream butit cant be helped
I deserve interracial yuri
What do I do once I have black flowers btw?
Lets face it. PvP players are never mentally stable.Its funny to look at their posts but their is a real person behind the mentally ill posts.Please understand.I will fuck off now. :(
>>548401860attract others that want your pollen
>>548401283Is it me?
>>548385806I've simply accepted that love cannot be found here but you can still have a good time. Also I'm old so it's weird.https://youtu.be/Db5oHC10bBw
>>548401860Did you make sure to track if they're curved, leafless black flowers for maximum homestead coin pollination?
>>548401283I think you should shave your pits
>>548402018Never lose jope
I need an F3 to let me smell her pits
>>548402018I want to be choked, beaten, and gag on a British guy but realistically it would never work since we live an ocean away if that makes you feel better
>>548402018How old is old
>>548402282i didnt make this post...
>>548401603Can we ....
>>548401578How about neither!?>>548401929Doubt it.>>548402104They are actually already shaven! Although I think pit hair is fine.
>>548402298He's like 45 last i remember
>>548402360Ask me in-game
>>548402282Yeah the whole ocean part kinda ruins it. When you're young and dumb you never quite get just how insanely expensive it is to either travel the ocean all the time to see each other or how expensive it is to pick up your life and move it across the ocean. As always realities ruin the fantasy. Also just find a guy with a British accent they can still do all that for you.>>54840229837, 38 in like 23 days. I can't believe the oldfags I used to make fun of 10+ years ago were right you really are here forever.
>>548401694>open world pvp games usually dont survive very longi still wonder how osrs did it
>>548385806(you)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvjQEyKkPaA
>>548402571>37, 38 in like 23 daysthat aint old nigga we still have retards in their 35 pretending to be lolis
is master11-20 a new set of gear or is this 80 stuff bis?
>>548402604i havent played that much, but the wilderness is only a small part of it right? and you can just ignore it if you dont want to? correct me if im wrong
people actually try to find love on 4chan lmao?
>>548401860you mean once you have your 10 BLACKS?i think you just use purples but personally ive been too lazy and just replanted everything and harvest it sometimes. its been enough to fund my weekly crafting quests
>>54840273480 is bis. 11-20 is purely to climb to get the mount I think you need around perfect m16 or m17 for it?
>>548401413I like pink lemonade too!!!!!!!!
>>548402704You'll understand when you start to worry about the people online you're talking to could be 16 year olds and even younger. Every now and then one wanders in on 4chan and it always feels awkward as fuck. Anyways enough blogging back to dead hours.>>54840273480 is bis until season 2.
Good morning clovertards, your worst nightmare here.I have gathered enough data from your member's DMs, guild chat and even the stuff you say current chat. You are walking on thin ice right now.Of course, nothing will come to light if you kick Maru from the guild. Do we have an understanding?
>>548403009are you the armor guy or maku i cant tellbut same, im not quite there. only 32, but i can feel a huge disconnect with the younger generation already lol
>>548402604OSRS shifted from making the most popular activity pvp like it was in 2007 to nowadays the most popular content is skilling and bossing, especially while playing an Ironman where the game is single player for the most part. Pvp is an after thought at this point and it even became a meme with how they do polling for it
im part of the younger generationsix seveeeeeeeen
>>548402753ehhh. it depends. if you really enjoy super slow progression, you can ignore it ig. but if you ask me, its a must
>>548403084leak that shit in the next 2 hours or i will find you and kiss you on the lipstick tock.
>>548402216>jopeBR-bros, I know it sounds the same to you, but in English the letter is "h"
>>548403167My younger brother keeps saying this and looking at me as if he's expecting me to respond. The fuck am I supposed to say to this??
>>548403180what does the wilds offer then? some stuff that accelerates your progression? i legit have no idea
>>548402761I'm open to it but not actively searching, the people on /soc/ are a special kind of deranged
>>548403128you can connect with my younger f1 lacie...
>>548403265You're supposed to do it back to him. It's like that time when you were a kid in school and people trying to be funny would yell TIMMYYY or do his retard sounds from South Park
>>548403265say six seven back and do the hand gesture that accompanies it. thats the entire joke, its kind like younger generation anti humour. if you google how to say it properly and do the gesture, he might freak out in excitement. you can thank me later or somethinganyway, need a mature, old m to give me life advice and pat my head when i cry. t. in my 20s
>>548403383im not lacie but i also want him
Kill yourself Fria, I hope I never meet you again online you disgusting power tripping degenerate, you still haven't answered my question though why is Chimoo an admin while you got people at like 3k points not appointed? This transgender literally did nothing for us and will ultimately kill your guild and you'll blame content, well whatever I don't like degenerates so enjoy your nu-Clover full of perverts you sicko, I'm not gonna play anymore so good job on getting rid of Kitzu you stupid fuck lmao hope you have fun with those sex predators I think you call them sexpests right, another admin!!
>>548403460If this is not pasta then my god fix your ego hahahahhahaha
Lientri please bully me some more
I am an old guy pretending to be a loli in this chinese MMO!
>>548403527I wish she did racist bullying more, I was so horny when she called me a porch monkey...
>>548403575Hot.
>>548403084The fuck you mean "good morning" you said you woke up at 8am Phillipines time.>Of course, nothing will come to light if you kick Maru from the guild.Is this just another Potential Man of Leaking. You've made this threat 20 times now.
>>548403575Can we flirt in-game and then get all faggy and stuff over discord...?
>>548402018>>548402571sad trvke. t. ameritard tried dating bong, still have a thing for them but never happening
>Like f3s>All of them are futa fags that just go for each other or yuri in general fagsits over m2 bros
>>548403724its such an annoying feeling. for me its a girl from the middle east but several factors, among that the distance, makes it entirely unrealistic. but i often wonder what it would have been like
>>548403621She never done anything like that retard
>>548402761there is an appeal to meeting someone who you have the common ground of being raised by this shitty site with and an inherent understanding (and perhaps some overlapping shared passion) of each others' niche autistic weeb hobbies. it's nice to have a partner where you can eg. share a doujin with somewhat controversial content without it being weird.however, I would never do it again unless the person was local to me.
>>548403741but koriri is straight?
>>548403460gumo kitzu, did you sleep well bby
Have you heard of the Chimoo bowl? I hadn't. Not until this week.Ah, yes. The Chimoo bowl. The bowl for Chimoo. The bowl that represents the competition to romance Chimoo. That bowl.Have you heard of the Chimoo bowl? I hadn't. Not until this week.Ah, yes. The Chimoo bowl. The bowl for Chimoo. The bowl that all my friends are participating in to get pictures with Chimoo. That bowl.>I'm going to win the chimoo bowl>I'm going to keep gnome chimoo in my figure collection>I'm playing friendslop with chimoo>I got a pocky game picture with chimoo>I kissed chimoo>chimoo has a leaky problem>I promoted chimoo to admin>I kissed chimoo twice>I won the chimoo bowl!!>I got three pictures with chimoo today>the chimoo allegations? all true, all meHave you heard of the Chimoo bowl? I hadn't. Not until this week.Ah, yes. The Chimoo bowl. The bowl for Chimoo. The bowl that represents the competition to marry Chimoo. That bowl.Have you heard of the Chimoo bowl? I hadn't. Not until this week.
>>548403891give me another week and maybe i'll be desperate enough to go for that whore
>>548403985Well that's the real reason its over for you. You're too picky
>>548403741>men pretending to be girls into other girls is gay>men pretending to be girls into men is not gaywtf
>>548402761The hardest I've ever came in my life was by fucking a mixed black femboy that I found in /xivg/ IRL even though I'm straight
>>548403852Probably would've gone up in shit like most relationships but it's fun while it lasts. No one values each other enough to stick it out these days.
>>548404069>thats considered too pickyit really is over for me
>>548403741chilly...
>>548403203
>>548404223Chilly was pounding Empyrean in a 2/5 party for atleast an hour this morning...
>>548403527I want to suck on her toes while she looks at me with an annoyed expression
>>548404336based
>>548404336>offer Korean fried chicken >get every brown girlIs it really that easy?
>>548404621im not brown but i want some korean fried chicken
>>548403870>posting about yourself in the third person
Be fr with me bros, is my crush still in that 2/5 from last night?
>>548404919It got worse. It's a 4/5 now.
>>548404796some bonchon would be tasty
>>548403431>>548403383Just send a message maybe.
>>548403460You should be thankful to Fria, Shitzu. She was one of the only person willing to carry your shitters ass into content. Most of the guild was actively avoiding you, which is why you never got to do content with them.
>>548404956There is a bonchon near me I will trty it out. Highly recommend kbbq!!
>>548403084GOOD MORNING SAAAAARRRR
If you are not in a 2/5 party constantly are you even enjoying your stay at the starter inn?
>>548404621You'd get more than every brown girl if you offer Korean fried chicken
tfw not in a 2/5...
>>548403084You can leak just about anything you want and nobody will care, as they should.Kicking Maru would be based though.
Reminder that we lost Snufkin over Kitzu instead of kicking him out earlier before the incident
>>548405254guild chat is comfy
>>548401894Got room for 4 in my homestead.>>548402036Not tracking all that, them being black is enough.>>548402891Should I save or recycle the black ones, or just wait until I hae a total of 10 black ones growing at once? It's an achivement right? And I can use them to black other flowers like roses?
>>548405649>And I can use them to black other flowers like roses?yes, which is weird.
Who do you plan on EBing when they add marriage soon? Surely you aren't going to be in a 1/5 forever, right anon?
>>548405478all it takes is one sperg to make you uncomfortable just enough for you to silently quit the game imagine how many anons we lost cuz guild leaders want to give a chance to lost causes like this
>>548405824Shut the fuck up loser
>>548405897>t. Eternal 1/5let
Should I dismantle all my purple modules now that I got a lot of gold ones?
[...]
>>548405992Probably not if they're purple modules with good stats. Trying to find good gold modules is the hardest form of gacha by far in this game
>>548405121I didn't mind doing content with Kitzu really. It was funny to have a hazard on the team you had to play around and they would actually listen if you tried to help them (most of the time)I thought a lot of the schizo stuff was overblown but seems like they're just a really bad drunk
>>548405863this is what happened to yotsuba and why many of the people who didn't leave simply stopped logging in or stopped interacting while logging in minimally
>>548405863if all it takes is one mildly annoying schizo to run someone off they weren't going to make it anyway
F1 for this feel?
>>548406206>mildly annoyingI would take 5 Johnny's or Lientri's over one Kitzu
>>548406037Last online: 6d ago
>>548406037why did you leave us?
>>548406336Lientri isn't even that annoying, you just decided she was without ever giving her a chance
>>548387661Kyaa my cute and cool pitwife!!! good morning <3>>548387895It's okay I will still appreciate them from a distance....
>>548406594good morning my pitlover <3
>>548405649you save the BLACKS until you have 10 harvested for the cheevo. you can save them if you want the cheevos (not seasonal) for the other flowers, which requires you to harvest one of each color i think. and yea you can use the tulips to pollinate roses and hydrangaeas
How do I get a Nubian queen for master dungeons?
>>548406336i appreciate that
>>548406859yw bro, I might've gotten annoyed at some of your posts before but you at least know when to stop because you have self awareness
>>548406336>johnnyyes>lientrino. he's just as bad as kitzu, just more of a gooner than a drunk.
>>548407243No he's not, you're just jealous he gets more attention than you
>>548406320me but only if you're white..
>>548407025ah yeah i know i can be a bit of a sperg and i certainly rub people the wrong way sometimes but i generally aim for everyone to have a comfy time ingame. its just not for everyone....
>>548406504touch the stove, anon, i'm sure everyone else is wrong. you MUST find out for yourself.
>>548407536This stove is cold and you're just a hater that refuse to either acknowledge or tolerate her for no good reason, get over your obsession because we like her here
bro just stop
>>548407904Not until you start treating her fairly, get over your obsession
>>548407998>>548407837>>548407484>>548407316>>548407025>>548406504shut up lientri
>her
>posting in the third personSeriously nigger?
>>548408104bro just stop
>>548406407>Chile raises pricesThis affects him in the following:>feels worse to buy lv 80 reforge stones to rush gear to stay on top of DPS charts>bad gold module luck, doesn't want to whale thousands for a 6/6/6/6 configuration>whale weapon upgrade requiring close to €2k to rush out Better for him to sit on his Ws as the highest DPS pre level 80 gear and quit quoting the reason that the game is boring, because if he came back now he would be hugely embarrassed by the likes of other whales.
>>548407316stop shitting yourself
>>548408169He quit before Chile raised the prices though
>>548408142>>548408151>>548408254bro just stop
Lientri crashout!!
>>548408382>>548408325
>>548407837>no good reasonno, the reason is that lientri is a dumb motherfucker who doesn't understand imageboard culture, this has been explained several times and he has done fuck all to improve. all the shitposting is self-inflicted and 100% deserved, now stop white knighting and explode.
>>548408169>and quit quoting the reason that the game is boring, because if he came back now he would be hugely embarrassed by the likes of other whales.Or he's right and the game is just fucking boring in its current state? He was a gameplay nigga but this game doesn't have gameplay
>>548408759bro just stop
>>548408784cope ascalon fake ahh whale
cant everyone be friend
>>548408912YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
>>548408784I came into the game knowing its a sovlless chinese ripoff why is everyone coping now?
The Lientri schizo is having another meltie just because he's got no good reason to target her other than petty spite
>>548409110>lientri can't get into any of the 4 /vg/ guilds because one (1) person hates them
Realistically leaking DMs is cringe
>>548409434o b s e s s e dget over the rejection bro
>>548404336Actually I was taking pictures with Alice(Special) c:Korean Fried Chicken is good though! I still have to do a camp cooking set if any anons want to take pictures of that ^^;
Regardless of Kitzu, I still dont understand why Chimoo got admin role. Like even if it's just a meme role that does nothing, why Chimoo in particular? Maku has >Led multiple content parties>Is a good person and funny>Has been in Clover since day 1But doesn't get admin role? How does that work out? Fria and her favoritism will be the death of the guild desu
>>548409814its cuz Maku doesnt care for it now shut up
>>548409814Why do you always namedrop someone who doesn't give a fuck Kitzu. Laeun didn't care, Cyrene didn't care. Maku very likely doesn't care.
That admin role was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>548407360That's good of you. I am but am busy now.
You know what's cringe? Sitting on an imageboard for 16+ hours per day to schizo one person that rejected you
Lientri Lientri Lientri Lientri
>>548410003you're running defense for someone who will never hold your hand.
>>548409034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w95xF3gIBiI
>>548410098Imagine being this obsessed over virtual hand holding
>>548410098It's literally him posting in the third person LOL
>>548409814>this is my last post here>still brings it up 12 hours later
>>548410204let it go bro, she didn't want to fuck you now get over it
>dont lift a finger>somehow clover turns into Yotsuba 2.0, with their popular posters astroturfed to hell like "Chimoo" and "Chilly">daily dramas>massreplying avatarfags>some nigga sperging out because of a 2/5 partyAll you need now is Lientri, but seems like he's really busy trying to make his ass relevant again. Another guildless schizo like Kitzu and Kritten.yotsuba? won. HARD.
>>548409814Do people genuinely care about admin roles? I swear anyone throwing a shitfit is a narcissist who wants to power trip
>>548410161who else is on the list, IS THE LIST BIG, I BETTER BE NEAR THE TOP MOTHERFUCKER
>>548410325Unlike Yotsuba though the guildchat vibe is immaculate and everyone can speak and talk without feeling like they'll be ignored.That's really the biggest difference.
>>548410325Did it hurt your feelings that much when she left your lolcow guild?
>>548410325>All you need now is Lientri,Uironically I think Clover is recruiting Lientri soon
Yotsuba literally cannot stop winning
>Clover lost Snufkin and Arnaud because of Kitzu
>>548410343It's one autistic guy that didn't get that the "Admin" role's only power is changing the guild note even when multiple people told him that, he was genuinely scared that Chimoo was going to kick him out of the guild and everyone else even though they don't have that power.
>>548410325>trying to make something about Yotsubalmao
>>548410456Did snufkin uninstall?
>>548410343Kitzu is a literal retard who got mad because he was drunk.The last few messages are him lashing out at absolutely everyone and acting like a retard on /b/.
>>548410463>It's one autistic guy that didn't get that the "Admin" role's only power is changing the guild note even when multiple people told him thatBut my point is WHY did Chimoo get that role over other person? I'm not Kitzu btw
Where's Lientri??
>>548410661>I'm not Kitzu btwt. Kitzu
>>548410661>WHYChimoo has AUUUGHHH posters. Kitzu doesn't. it's that simple.
>>548410421>and everyone can speak and talk without feeling like they'll be ignored.lmao
>>548410661kitzu was right about the erp part
>>548410325>somehow clover turns into Yotsuba 2.0All because they let Yotsukeks in that's why people are quitting their guild
>>548410661if anyone of the other established members asked Fria for the role they would get it too nobody fucking cares about it cuz it doesnt do anything
>>548410441true, you need to start winning before you can stop.
>>548410624>because he was drunkit's funny because this is like the 3rd time this has happened.
>>548410867Kitzu was talking about how much he wanted to bust inside Chilly last night while drunk
>ERP at the inn with the guild leader>Get roles other people don't haveEpic guild
>>548410962kek
>>548410859I've not seen a single person be ignored in Clover ever. Not even the newfags.
God I wish Fria busted a nut inside my F1...
>>548410661Maybe Chimoo asked? >>548410913 ultimately it doesn't matter. Circlejerk? Clique? What does the role give you besides more bullshit to deal with?
As usual, Kyoppi won.
>start a thread guild with no cliques that formed previous to /bpsrg/>your most active members seem like they want to be hands off from administrative positions>no one asks to take on any responsibilities>until Chimoo>give a role to Chimoo>this causes people to melt downSo was Fria supposed to be the lone leader of the guild?
>>548411114Only thing that Kyoppi won is the cutest /bpsrg/ award
Chimoo? More like Chiwho
"We're not past the drama yet but yeah, I have decided to let Maru and his friends into the guild"- Fria moments before disaster struck
>>548411109>Maybe Chimoo asked?But WHY?What was the purpose of "hey can you give me admin :3c"?
French niggas be like I'm uninstalling the game, this is my last post. Then reply about how they quit for 12 hours straight
>>548411263>before disaster struckThe disaster of a known schizo screaming at a cloud and thinking Chimoo is going to kick him (he read it on 4chan so it must be true) even though admins can't kick people?
Here's my reply to the current ongoing things! Thank you for reading it!
>>548411263>I have decided to let Maru and his friends into the guildthiskick maru, max, verdi and anyone else who joined a week ago NOWWW
>>548411446Mating press with Roromio while she yaps about the game until I shut her up with a kiss.
AUUUGGH CHIMOO
Nice, he's starting again
>>548405254I'm open to talking to anyone. Just drop a public or private message so we can get the ball rolling.
>>548411115this is a video game for 35 year old wagies on a finnish fishing forum, if people need to be actively managed other than occasionally slapping a schizo there's bigger problems than who's got the funny fake janny role
>>548411485That's the logical solution to be quite honest. Clover was completely impervious to drama and leaks just before that day. >Kick known drama whores and schizos with horrible pasts in /vg/>Gatekeep them from joining and ruining your groupIt has always been this simple.
don't forget that eris was rejected by ascalon then cucked by noir
>>548411595>puts 500 hours into the game>quits over a stupid argument no one else cares about>says he doesn't care and he's leaving but sits glued to the screen for nearly 12 hoursI always knew it was a long time Clover finding a reason to schizo out every time something happened no matter how inconsequential. I guess I should have known it'd be Kitzu
Lientri won
>>548411698>Clover was completely impervious to drama and leaks just before that day.Clover hadn't had any leaks in over a month. Suddenly they start getting them after they invited Maru, Max, Verdi and a few others. What a coincidence!
>>548411595You’d think whatever he was using would be off by now but here we are
so this clover guy is the new name to be spammed here now that everyone else quit?
I want to suck Lientri's toes
>>548411595Now the funny thing is Clover would rather defend newcomers than protect their established members. The guild was fine before they joined. No bad actors, amirite? That has been the entire thing for a month. 0 drama and leaks until known bad actors started eroding it from within.
>>548411115This is the only poster I am convinced is Clover, because everyone from there I know just thinks it's a fine reasonable decision and isn't worried about some weird non-existent power dynamics tied to the role even though it's probably just for changing the guild MoTD
>>548411952>I totally don't care about this drama btw>uninstalls the game and still rages for 12 hours later about it
There are over 300 active players in this general, and yet in spite of that, I only see the same 3 names nonstop not only in this thread but other threads in the past as well.I feel like I belong in a madhouse just reading this thread.
don't forget that glip was rejected by glorp then cucked by zeep
should've just kicked him during his first meltdown weeks ago
creep can give node a special role as soon as he joins and its okay, but chimoo getting a role causes melties?
>clover leaks>it's just them talking about how they like their eggs cookedthe real question is how do we solve the Clover obesity crisis?
It's kind of sad that Clover admins are acting like retards and wouldn't kick known drama trannies just because he and his group idled with them for a few days. What about those who were with you since day one?
>>548412160Well? How do they like their eggs cooked? I must judge them.
>>548412160I like fried eggs! Especially with a little runny yolk. GOOD SHIT if I do say so myself
>>548412085does it feel like you're going off the rails on a crazy train?
Reminder these are the MASSIVE HUMONGOUS dramas Clover has had to deal with:>Chimoo, Empyrean and a couple others go to Clover after yotsuba implosionNothing happens ingame, no one really schizo's out yet>Maru and others join a week laterNothing happens ingame, thread schizo tries to start something for a thread before giving up>Chimoo given lead and Kitzu schizos out in thread and ingamegc is back to normal within an hour and nothing else happens. Thread schizo is currently trying to make it into a big dealI'm yet to see the implosion tbhdesu
>>548412214You weren't there since day one Kitzu, Fria only threw you a bone because they felt bad for you after you sperged out and got kicked from mesugaki after getting drunk and screaming about how the CIA was after you even though you don't even live in the US or have a job.
>>548412135Yes.
>>548412343>>others go to Clover after yotsuba implosionwait were they originally in yotsuba? wtf i never noticed them
>>548412343Same shitposters screaming anytime anything happens. It's all ragebaiting and falseflagging. Ignore it. Artificial drama is lame.
I side with Kitzu. Chimoo isn't a special person and doesn't deserve admin rank.
>>548412343>Nothing happens ingameNewfag detected. If I were a known thread schizo I wouldn't act on it ingame retard. First time in MMOs?
>>548412345the CIA is actually after him
>>548412275idk, they started going back and forth on poached vs fried and I got hungry and left to get dinner
If you search the /vg/ archives, Maru and Max has years of drama caused by them but you'd rather defend these faggots over your day one members.
Post underboob
>>548412160Yeah also someone needs to feed Alice she seems always hungry
>>548412557Why are you getting so defensive retard? I'm saying the guild wasn't effected in any way, as in literally nothing changed within the guild, not that someone said anything ingame.Holy shit how did you project so fucking hard onto this?
>>548412214Keep yappin nigga! Surely one of these days it'll bear fruits!
>>548412558we're not, he's not that interesting.
>>548412135No one knows who the fuck Chimoo is. Everyone knows Node.
>>548392151reunited... cute...
>>548412343Chimoogate will have serious consequences, 2 more weeks
Kitzu was right all along. Clover is rotten from within. And it starts with Fria
Honestly the funniest part of Kitzu's drunk crashout was him screaming about how Chimoo never joins the guild for content, while Chimoo was in the middle of filling a Nightmare Dragon run to help someone in the guild get their first clear
Does the game allow you to write moonrunes in text?
>>548412734Who the fuck is nodeAt least I know chimoo
>>548412792Nigga the game will be back to pre 80 levels of dead within those two weeks. We're gonna see more quitters during that time.
>>548412981he also admitted earlier in the day only having done dragons 3 times since they released
>>548385806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11iZcYbq_is Me? On that kpop life. Simple as. My crush? None of your business!
>>548412734I've never partied with Node outside of in Mesugaki for the short time I was guildmates but have been in groups with Chimoo in 4444. Why won't Node help fellow anons outside of their circle?
>>548409743Maybe, possibly, probably
>>548413256Erm, we all know your crush sis
>>548413397is it me????
>>548413314>Why won't Node help fellow anons outside of their circle?The ultimate clique faggot, also he only runs with whales from world chat now
>>548413256Sister it's Lynsi it's okay...
I"m starting to wonder if this Fixation on Clover recently is due to some Autists riding high after shitposting Mesugaki into its current state. And now want to chase that same high again.
>>548413314I've never seen Node in 4444 either.
You will never be in a 2/5, you will never find the love of your life in the starter inn, who looks like this and is a cutie pie. You will never be the protagonist of Blue Protocol: Star Resonance™, you will never have high master score to flex that allow you to overcome your most greatest tribulations, you will always be a loser
I just think that Verdi sucks, don't care about anyone else
>>548413661>who looks like this and is a cutie pieAm I a ghost?
Kick MaruKick MaxKick Verdi#MakeCloverGreatAgain
>>548413314Have node on my friend list but we never really talk to each other.
Kitzu was the only problem in this guild and I'm glad he's gone.Don't care about some cosmetic role. Now we can be comfy again.
>>548413557its the only guild with something to it right now. mesugaki and yotsuba are both shells and zaibatsu is extremely boring.
>>548403985Koriri isn't a whore though.
I wish Koriri was a whore. I would be smashing her every day.
>>548413874Me too, mostly due to awkwardness when they left. I wish they would've left the guild on more amicable terms.
>>548413931I wouldn't say Yotsuba is a shell. It's quiet now because no one is leaking anything. Cringe but free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1kBit of Britpop. Simple as x
>>548414043You will never smash anything virgin :)
>>548414091i mostly meant shell because less people playing/being online. the exodus didn't help either
>>548414091>kick thread enemies>stop leaking and enjoy the fact that you're basically immuneNia won
>>548385806No, no more crushes... I learned my lesson.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64TfTPaQ_k
Wish Lientri was a whore because I want to smash so badly
>>548413504what, really? i thought that was a shitpost but ive seen this a few times now
>>548414087I doubt there would be interest in talking afterwards if he hasn't reached out since.
>>548414247this seamonkey had a crush on Aiatar, someone who posted their characters pussy online for others.
>>548414260therefore it must be true
>>548414351Aint no way bro wants to fuck this pussy LMAO
>>548414247You have a gf anyways
>>548414475big powerful dragon gf where
>>548414475hot
>>548414351I still check Aiatar's lewd twitter. He puts a lot of effort into his shit.
>>548414296nta but I reached out to her after she left, asked if she's ok and now she is inviting me to dungeon parties often
>Kitzu has now been kicked from 3 of the 4Can he be let into Yotsuba so it can be 4/4, then he can move onto the other guilds not listed in the OP?
>>548414475XI in my /bpsrg/? More based than I thought
I do actually feel like Clover has gotten kinda circlejerky around our mascot characters and I'm starting to feel left out of conversations in guild chat for not participating.
>>548414434yes of course smartass, but have you seen him do runs in 4444?
>>548414685The one that no longer exists ever since Twitter started doxxing your location?
>>548414796Oh fuck rip
>>548414796>Both are gonekek i wonder what third world shithole hes from that had him spooked
>>548414796It was for the greater good honestly. So many accounts turned out to be indian. X really is a shithole and it makes me wonder how bad things are here too.
>>548415065Waiting warmly until the flags are shown site wide instead of being contained to certain boards.
Its so cute how you beans talk about relationships in here as if it was real life.No one is touching your cock, other than you.
>>548385806She's a cute, A CUTE!https://youtu.be/XQLTFye3Sc8
>>548414260>>548414434sybau nigga
>>548415302its over
>>548415181>flags are shown site widenever gonna happen, we even lost the ip counter, it's only gonna get worse.
>>548415302too obvious, stop shitposting my wife
>be in yotsuba>people are yapping about their collection of sex paraphernalia>try and find an opening to share what i cooked for dinner in gchat>*crickets*>gchat suddenly silent for an entire minute despite going at 500 posts per minute before i talked>Eris: "ahem... ANYWAY">check /bpsrg/>a fresh anon post telling me to kill myself has surfaced>guild hop to clover>share what i cooked for dinner in gchat>other people ask me questions and chime in with what they cooked for dinner, fun discussion arises>get a rec for an interesting substitution in the recipe for [thing I baked] that turns out super well next time i try itClover won
>>548414767real knower here
>>548415181They still refuse to add IDs to /vg/ Hiromoot doesn't give a fuck cause he needs traffic for his ad money.
>>548415181Flags took away the most fun part of /sp/ for me, I loved pretending being a European and ragebaiting Americans while talking shit pretending that I liked soccer when I've never watched a minute of it in my life. Niggas would get so mad calling me a europoor.
>>548415527joke aside, thats pretty accurate of how yotsuba was before all the sexpests quit
>>548414475hmmmmmm sex
>>548415302kek
>>548415669>before all the sexpests quit
>>548410456Arnaud sold his account sadly. He told me he didn't have enough time to play the game anymore.
>>548415669the actual sexpests are still there
>>548415792>>548415848a lot of them left or barely login anymore. its been comfy
High school thread kinoDo you losers actually think this is real?
>>548415669>beforeDude they're still there.
i wish eris sexpested me
>>548415901which guild is the marching band clique
>>548415181the april fools event exposed how many indian and SEA samefags plague every board, they even changed the feedback form after the leak because everyone was begging for flags and IDs site wide
I understand shitposting about retards like kitzu, but shitposting one of the nicest and non attention seeking anons in this game is genuinely fucking retarded.
>>548416059Touch grass m8
>>548416059Who, Chimoo?
>>548416059Poor Lientri deserved none of it
>>548416059welcome to vg
Hey guys I married someone in-game but Im panicking about telling my mom about it.I have no job too so I depend on her.How do I tell her?
I deserve a brown girlfriend
>>548416059I can only assume you mean Higanbana.Everyone else deserved a bit of shit to some extent.
>>548416376Lol wrong
>>548415901Go! Go! Clover!
>>548416335don't tell your mom, simply elope
>>548416059Welcome to /vg/.Bored jobless NEETs will throw darts on a board and see what name they will schizopost for a given day.If its farming amusing replies then they will keep going. The only winning move is to not read the thread or interact. You don't actually lose anything from skimming the thread for anything other than character posts desu
>>548416525me f3 cheerleader
>>548416458Who is it then?
>>548414767become alice
>>548416059>one of the nicest and non attention seeking anonswho is this mystery nigga
Want a tip?4chan does not matter. Nothing in this trashfire is real.<3If 4chan is real to you then you are royally fucked. Sorry.
>>548416059Node doesn't even read the thread, they probably don't even know they're being shitposted kek.
>>548416903doesn't read the thread but hates lientri for thread shitposting despite being on friendly terms before? mmmm
>>548416903yes they do and if that post was about node then lol
>>548417009makes sense to me tho, didn't know them because doesn't read the thread
>>548416626I want Koyote to smother me in her tits
Want a tip? Filter out your own name
>>548414129beautiful nee-san...
>>548417009Was willing to destroy a guild over it too
Node is a giga schizo. Takes one to know one.t. giga schizo
>>548417243you know someone is an advanced autist when they use f-list
>>548417243grown ass man rping as a kid kek
Its so creepy how you guys talk about virtual characters and gossip like high school girls.
I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic I am schizophrenic Actually I'm not, I lied to you. I'm sorry. But acting like it is funny and brings me great joy. I'm sorry for being annoying.
>>548417009they stopped being on friendly terms after lientri proved to him to be shit at the game node only cares for gameplaychads
>>548417009one of these days you'll figure things out, i believe in you.
Creepshow
>>548417321Good thing there's a hide button.
>>548417214>someone leaving a guild destroys itmaybe listen to them if they're that important
>>548417203want a bigger tip?NEVER get that monster flavorit's garbage reeeeeeeeeeee
>>548417462enough to kill guild over it? that doesn't make node look good
>>548417243my wife is a whore
Want a tip?Leave Clover
>>548417567dang thats a strong comeback
Anon. Remember to hug your mom so you can be happy :)
>>548417727She's on her phone listening to AIslop dubbed webnovels...
>>548413315Message me!! I'll come up with a cute idea guaranteed ^^
Is there nothing more pathethic than a NEET living with their parents?
>>548417315The even more advanced autist part is that someone made that F-list in spite right when they left mesugaki and waited until yesterday to post it. There's no effort put into it to even have pictures or descriptions of kinks so it's a fake.
>>548417569The new pink ultra one is pretty good.
>>548417879very american of you to say
>>548417879hey i live with my parents but i pay bills >:(
>>548417954Do jobs not exist in India or w/e you are lil nigga?
>>548417662I thought about it but then I took my meds
Its so easy to tell when a poster is a loser NEET.
>>548417902that one's okay but I thought the flavor miku is holding was ultra strawberry dreams which tastes genuinely like seltzer water in an energy drink
>>548410325>the troon felt the need to insert my name somehow even if it doesn't make any senseyeesh your feelings are hurt
>>548417879A NEET that's NOT living with their parents.
Hey anon. Its healthy to make memes about your living situation instead of being a stable person. :)You are perfect.
>>548417567I'm not a guild leader. I don't call the shots. I'm not involved in any dumbass game of thrones guild politics. I'm just someone caught up in a drama i didn't ask for. What do you think i am? President of the guild?
>>548418271you aren't caught up in anything then, has nothing to do with you lol
>>548418146It's almost like inserting "yotsutroons" in all the time even if it doesn't make sense
Can true love bloom between an f1 and f3?
>>548418083its sunday tho who hurt you?
>>548417462actually lientri was mogging his whale friends and he couldn't stand that
There is nothing wrong with you anon. You are just really unlucky to be stuck with your parents and living on your pc 24/7.We deserve this.
>>548417879I'm a wagie living with my parents!
>>548418413but yotsuba is full of troons, thus yotsutroonssaying i'm guildless even though i left clover to make a guild with my friends is just you being disingenous because you're retarded and can't acknowledge facts (like how you can't acknowledge that yotsuba is full of troon)
>>548418618may i rape
>>548418146This poster has taken horsecock up the ass
Node is PURE SEX and if you don't know who Node is you're a CHUD
>>548418618hi5. Love my parents. Love my neighbors. Why would I move elsewhere unless my job forces me to?
>>548418740that's better than taking estrogen and demanding others to call you ma'am though
>>548418752i like this outfit
>>548418618Same, mommy makes me dinner whenever I finish my WFH shift
>>548418740Explains a lot. No one else would fuck THAT.
>>548418262Thanks. I needed that. Anyway I'm fishing.
>>548418752My AS is too low for Node to notice me.
my f1 is about to become really fatShe has a big pot of pasta to eat
Remember that one time when your parents had hope for you?Yeah.. XD
>>548418618same
>>548418740My f_ owns a bad dragon...
>>548419164i shall be stealing your pasta.
>>548417902this one kind of tastes like those Arnold Palmer teas>>548418120it tastes like strawburry waddaheck fix your tongue
I just cant imagine a life without my 2d avatar.Its me. Its my life. Fuck everyone else.
>>548419219Did you stop posting your Junko images because people were ignoring you
>>548419390It tastes like nothing... emptiness like my soul when I drink it
>>548418498i wish but my f1 is ugly and thus undesirable
>>548417662To where?Zaibatsu is closed. Mesugaki is kill. Yotsuba is retarded.
>>548419496Some loser asked me to spam here but I get banned if I post pic.Sorry.
Killed... by the training dummy...
>>548419834Congrats on the life skill mastery
>>548419834Why is your sword so tiny
>>548419834The dummy has hands bro.
>>548417895nigga he did mention having an f-listhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/546580643/#546595316
Someone be my kafka please
>>548419896I'm a grower not a shower.
>>548419929wow surely the nickname of Anonymous appears often it must be her
>>548419929>had the archive link at the ready when there's nothing discernable about that post compared to the 100 of other's mentioning f-listOh I guess it's the schizo that made it lol
do you even play this game or just chat and make up things like highschool girls from 2000?
>>548419929Schizo
>>548419929Nigga we have so many skin walkers here no one is going to believe that's HingaBinga.
>>548420136>remembering posts is now a bad thing>>548420315nobody cared about him until yesterday
>>548420176i just finished a wbc with people from 4444
>>548419307Noooooo!
>>548419896It's average size
>multiple threads sperging about some nigga being hornywhy
>>548420392The F-list you made would've been a more convincing skinwalk if you included pictures also with how many Higanbana takes. Like you couldn't even bother uploading any or making any funny kink descriptions?
I just love how I can relive my lost high school years in here
>>548419545don't let your Ultra Strawburry Dreams be memes...
>>548419936Kafka my wife...
>>548419936I can be your Kefka
>>548420548Johnny started to attack everyone who left mesugaki. He prepared a lot of shit like the flist. There will be more shitposting soon. Hingabinga is the first victim.t. gigaknower
>>548420681
>>548420568>you madelmfaonot every f-list needs to have thousands of pics you know?if the idea was to share it between his usual partners then why would it be? you are already talking with them ingameI swear this nigga has an army of simps ready to defend his honor
>>548420716kek wouldn't surprise me
>>548420176I'm auto farming elites and will probably get on to farm bosses after. Or I just keep afk farming elites while doing something else. Just depends on what I'm in the mood for.
>>548420905Trying too hard nigga.
>>548420568>>548420905>>548420136it's the same as their xiv f-list
>>548420905Anyone autistic like Hignabana would never have a low effort F-list like the one you made. If you've ever been around people like that they're filled to the brim with descriptions that they like and pictures that they've made, plus commissioned art as well. Get better at skinwalking or don't bother trying.
>>548421062This. The lack of detail is what really gives it away. HingaBinga would for sure go into autistic detail.
Why is this Higanbana trying to backpedal so hard in posting their f-list for attention?
>>548420716>search for ruri's F-List>faves: rape, brat corretion>nothing else on the entire listermm... bros im not sure if this is fake...
>>548421219Who are you talking to?
>>548421062>>548421181You niggas act like you've known him for years
remember disso being shit talked early on? oh well where did everyone go huh? am I not the only one to notice these lifebinders swapping over?? us day 1s are judging you in the beat performer group chat
I hope you're happy with yourself Fria, making Kitzu quit the game. that isn't right
I'm more concerned with the fact this shitposter uses f-list.
>>548421418Just him samefagging a defense force
>>548421418Next time try talking to someone so you can get a feel for skin walking them.
>>548421418Make a better F-list the next time you wanna shitpost someone nigga, the one you made was Indian tier just filling it up to the max with everything without any descriptions or pictures.
>>548420486i wont enjoy your pasta anon :3
>>548421583>>548421592holy shit lmfao
>>548421593: (
My beat performer f3 just wants to practice angsty songs while an f1 sucks on her tits and jerks her off
Do we miss Noir?
>>548420716>>548421260>it's realLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>548421785Who?
>>548420905>I swear this nigga has an army of simps ready to defend his honorzaibatsu lives in the threads, a few have that
>>548421542Making an f-list with embarrassing kinks and pretending it's that person used to be a pretty common shitpost in /xivg/ years ago, no shock it's here also.
>>548421785i do
>>548421485Imagine having your life revolving around this loser shit
>>548421485wtf why wasn't I invited I'm a day 1 disso...
>>548421592>pictures againAm I talking to a bot? Again, there is no reason to use pictures when you are already talking in a game with a fucking photo album
>>548421832I'm just tired of shitposters shitting this place up. I have shitposter fatigue. They're the niggers of 4chan.
>>548421785love how she said she didn’t quit and just was busy with irl shit, only to quit without saying a wordfuck that two faced transtard she’s literally on the tof reboot discord server
>>548421832shitposters also live in the thread and they have great experience shitting up places
>>548421887Indian nigga, make a better F-list the next time you shitpost. It's like talking to a brickwall that can't comprehend why no one believes his skinwalk.
imagine quitting to go to an even deader game like ToF lol
I cant believe someone would disrupt our high school goosips with shitposting
>>548421832Us Zaigawds won't let you trash talk our beloved members
>>548421920And what if this isn't a shitpost?The motherfucker must be kicking his feet after the attention he gets from posting his F-List and then running away
do we miss Ascalon?
>>548422167Who?
I miss glipglorp
>>548421785Literal nobody
>>548422140It's always a shitpost anon. I'm so fucking tired of shitposters being behind it all.
The only funny thing about the Higa obsessed schizo is how bad of a job he is doing at falseflagging and skinwalking and everyone knew in an instant. Atleast it's fun to laugh at a genuine retard once in a while lol
I'd be more liable to believe the f-list stuff if it was a few years old instead of two weeks.
What did hbanana do to shitzu?
Im just really curious.How important are these in-game relationships to you?I dont want to judge you okay. I just cant relate and it interests me.
>>548422140>what if it isn't99% probability it is. If the person is actually serious about it, they'll broadcast it to friends and potential erp buddies ingame. Instead, it's only broadcasted in the thread with no guaranteed it's actually that person that made it. FFS anon, do you not understand how anonymity allows people to act like irredeemable retards with no repercussions?
>>548422424The game isn't that old anon, content drought started two weeks ago
>>548422339Hello Higanbana
>>548422424>two weeks old>no personalization just a bare bones account>uses an image from their photo wall>name looks like it was copy pasted from an xiv accountThey really didn't try very hard at all.
>>548422464Poyo obsessed nigga, you don't even play this game or XIV
Who’ing Ascalon after he carried your shitter raids for weeks and Noir who was the official bpsrg fmc since launch is insane lmao.
>>548422568>erp isnt sexcorrect>online dating isnt realyAlso correct. I fail to see the problem
>>548422568Uuu I need to fix my ways. You are terminal just like me.
>>548422464judging how fragile they are, nobody thinks they're important nigga
I feel sorry for Poyo. Imagine being born the most privileged race and gender and still fucking it all up and messing your brain up so badly you're no different to a methed out loser from pso2g.
>>548422483>If the person is actually serious about it, they'll broadcast it to friends and potential erp buddies ingame>>548291895>"If you saw their flist you would know Higan is NOT futa.">>548294264>anon posts proof>gets called fake>second party asks for a link>said second party finds it and posts the linkUp until that point, it was private
>>548422583Never played with or saw either of them, I can who all I want
>>548422982>skin walker makes up some shit about futa to get a (you)>someone falls for the bait>pretend to be someone else to leak the f-list you've prepared in advance>samefag it to make sure it gets noticedYou know the sad part is. I've been around on 4chan long enough to know this could be entirely true despite me making it all up.
>>548422568There isn't any point in trying to talk to that guy. He's identical to a chat bot
>>548423173It really bothers you when you are confronted with reality.
>>548422982>random posts on 4chan as evidence Retard
Why are seaniggers always obsessed with Haruhi and sex?
>>548423534Because Haruhi has that anal-only vaginal neglect vibe.
>>548420716this guy is fucking obsessed lmao
>>548403575Literally me
>>548420716I'll be sure to pipe the zaibrats even harder just for him
>>548424179The only thing you're piping is your own worthless hand. SYBAU
>>548403575At least you're honest about it instead of trying to say you're female irl.
>adding bpsr at the end of each name so it's easy to findNo nigga actually using f-list would do this unless their erp is pajeet tier, I don't buy it
all this endless sperging is because higanbana is super AFAB coded btw, the f-list is nothing embarassing just basic bitch shit for someone who grew up online this is why female(xx) gooners say they're faggy grown ass men or mtfs, helps curb the amount of people who can't be normal around a nigga being horny
>>548424336Always remember what MMORPGS stand forManyMenOnlineRolePlayingGirlsIt'll save you a lot of trouble in the end
>>548424362Does your life revolve around this stuff?
>>548424356higanbana is SEAt. knower
Hingabinga is just getting targeted because shitposter-kun lost Noir.
>>548424249Impotent cuckold rage
>>548424362AFAB? More like ABAP. As balla as possible.
I'm sorry for betraying you Dr. Umar, I like faggy white boys that play female characters in MMOs too much...
>>548424580who asked
>>548424440theyve literally posted where they live in global chat but go off
>>548424803I did>>548424580Good post
Johnny actually gets upset that his old guildmates left for cock...
>>548424894CHILLY DON'T LOOK AT THIS IMAGE AUUGHHHH
Back to high school again :)
>>548424894Wow you found Chilly's chinese account?
>>548425098She's not brown enough to be a pic Chilly would use
back on the rocks
>>548420681I'd love to see Chilly as Kefka.
>>548425098wow!
>>548424894I should get around to doing this custom stuff. Then put a pusheen or something on it for lols.
Holy fuck Ystelli needs to get stretched the fuck out.
>>548425269You are painfully virgin. <3
>>548425269Zaibvll here. Leave ystelli to me
>>548425161I recognize that song from Initial D. Pretty good intro for it too.
>>548425405How does it feel to destroy a big guild due to being a fucking retard, ystelli?
hingabinga is funny nickname
i keep a list of everyone i know in xiv that has an f-list and regularly search the names of people on my friendlist, higanbana's is identical to an old xivg bin's f-list
>>548425482You are not really smart are you.
>>548425063RIGHT BACK TO SCHOOLLOOK BACK I SIFT THROUGH ALL THE CLIQUESROAMING THE HALLS ALL YEAR MAKING ME SICK
>>548425518OG sounds funnier than xivbin
>>548425604Why post the fake video
>>548425604CHILLIN OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOL YARDFINDIN' TROUBLE, NEVER LOOKIN' TOO HARDWELL BACK AT CLASS, THEY NEVER TAUGHT US THIS
>>548425518You going to post it or what?
Before the thread dies I want Acedia to know she's cute
I need an f1 friend with an f-list for canon characters
game so dead we don't even have the male collage poster anymore
>>548425967Just make one up
>>548426036because senny fucked off
gg everyone, another nightmare cleared.
Before the thread vanishes I just want to say that Lientri is extremely cute
>>548425604>>548425730>fake cats
>>548425256>pusheenDangerously based
>>548426105we had at least 2 more
>>548426116>not even 20Grim
>>548426180YOOO IS THIS REAL??
>>548426180
>Never got to make any cute artbuddies before everyone leftIts over bwos...
>>548426247Aloe!
Before the thread vanishes I just want to say Kitzu did nothing wrong
Can the thread shipper update the list soon, I've noticed new couples forming
>>548426036Do you need one? There aren't many of us out there. Ratio is like 10/90 male to female.
>>548426207He was literally the only one making them, he only did it hoping that someone would say his character was hot.
Crazy we've had multiple schizo crash outs (Kitzu, Kyoppi, Senny) but we've only had 1 good meme so far which is AUUGH posting.
Why does chilly like brown girls?
>>548425957/c/gally fujimi
>>548417203I can't use other general if i do that
>>548426207me, but i barely log on and too many good males quit
Bored.
Vored.
>>548426578based
>>548426775no that's not good either
>>548426363There are still drawfags around
>>548426820Because they're hot? What a dumb question
>>548426036It was only ever the Yotsuba males, and a few of the good ones (like senny) quit and the good ones that are left are mixed in with a bunch of really low effort new males which I assume are alts.
>>548426615Sorry you've been gaslit.They are all fake couples to make you feel lonely.
>>548426820reasons should be quite obvious.
>>548426820Koreans have always had a thing for brown girls. Why do you think they're so good at making fried chicken?
>>548427145>>548427145>>548427145Proceed to the next thread.
>>a few of the good ones (like senny)lmao
>>548427146Who are the good ones left?
>>548427309kenzou, rob and cappu
>>548427334They said good one
>>548427194Can confirm. Tanned girls make my knees weak.
>>548427309idunno
