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Previous: >>567244192

>Game News
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>Next Lvl 6-7 Awakenings
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>Beyond Dreams Guide
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Pay attention the title of the thread, please.
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I will risk my life trying to pick up and hug this creature
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>>567759170
Fanartists hardly ever draw Gentiltore in his yoked final form.
It wasn't a twink, or goddesses forbid a ningen woman, who won that arm wrestling contest.
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>>567760437
you're overthinking it, if anything it's more fitting for the gag in the arm wrestling contest for a smaller torena to win against the mukimuki mob torena. but also it would be fitting for an actually yoked Gentiltore to crumple like paper under Donna
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>>56776238
As Lady G amply demonstrates it's not so much about size as about power density; the mob torena might have been much bigger but Gtore at that point could pull like a freight train.

It's the bare minimum he would need to survive as her foremost suitor, but even then there's no way he isn't crumpling against Donna.
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>>567766207
Meant for >>567762380
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Ready to get absolutely boned by LoH tonight
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>>567766765
>dude plat4 is so ez
>dude just get 4/5/5 and 8/5/8 in BD every time rumao
I am tired of the gaslighting by bad umdtt actors
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>7th live is in 30 days
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>>567767107
Who’s gonna be the newma a la Dantsu they’re gonna announce in this live?
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>>567769360
Kizuna’s the best bet because all his genmates are in already.
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>>567771865
Meisho Mambo erasure...
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Give me taiho or give me nothing
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>Taiho the nige stayer
Imagine if Kitasan is her training mentor even though her idol is Dura.
Season 3 all over again
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>Daryz on a 3 G1 win streaks after losing to Croix
Come to Japan Cup please
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>>567785306
I want him and Ombudsman to run in JC
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>>567766765
I haven't trained anyone for this, so I'll just use my daily PVP team.
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>>567750031
Nope. I always do my first run in URA with an all SR deck, so the only special event I got was the photoshoot with the four mares and a final selfie with Heart and her Trainer.
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>>567788934
Same.
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>>567769360
I feel like we're going to get an M.Demuro main story next, so maybe Admire Mars.
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>>567756820
I'd rather hug and sniff this creature.
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>>567791094
>hug and sniff the devil incarnate
But why?
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>>567756820
>>567791094
They're like living onahole
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>>567791442
Shouldn't be so huntable if you don't want to be hunted.
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>>567791767
dont fuck it
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>>567791767
do fuck it
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Be not afraid.
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Do we know who's going to Yasuda Kinen?
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>>567756820
>>567791094
They probably stink like shit
probably piss everywhere too
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Ofusu are civilized except for Ai.
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>>567792403
Big shion
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>>567791094
fool! creature sniffs YOU
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>>567789959
>Demuro main story
Myes, wife Yuni...
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>>567785306
Daryz is a longchamp merchant. Got BTFO'd at Juddmonte. He was catching Croix as well in his loss.
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>>567792590
This is why you bath and brush them everyday.
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>not a Red Desire OP
For shame.
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>>567803581
I did and then a janny erroneously purged the thread
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What's the League of Shitters strat again?
Just wait a day before doing runs to not get matched against sweats?
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>>567792570
Jantar Mantar, Sixpence, Lebensstill, Gaia Force as far as I can remember
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https://x.com/livedoornews/status/2057638827481608507
Ascoli Piceno into the breeding shed
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>>567805856
10 jims on Yosh*da breeding her with Equinox or Epipipi
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Real nice of them to start giving out valor medals at silver 4, gay luigi?
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So what's the deal with jockey Imamura Seina wearing Manchester City shirt when everyone is celebrating Arsenal league win? If the message is "I'm going to win!" She would wear Arsenal shirt instead right? Is it because she's simply a Man City fan, or is there deeper meaning? It's not as obvious as Kohei Matsuyama's "We're going for Triple" message by wearing Tact jacket
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>>567805856
Can Ascoli Piceno mate with Forever Young or is it too inbred?
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>>567808497
>I'm going to win!
>Arsenal
Lol
It’s probably because Manchester City Women’s team won the Barclays Women’s Super League with four Japanese players in the squad
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>>567809178
3x4 are the most common cross, and 5x5 are mostly negligible
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>>567809178
nah, far enough. If it's 3x3 or closer, then we have a problem
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>>567806721
nox would be too inbred and epipi would be even more inbred
if they wanted a super miler I would suggest jantar after he retires
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>>567810059
>nox
>too inbred
Was it the 4x5x5 part?
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>8,550pts
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>>567809207
>Manchester City Women’s team won the Barclays Women’s Super League with four Japanese players in the squad
Didn't know about this. So the message is probably "Don't underestimate us women" or something like that
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>JRA is pulling out betting machines from WINS places
>my fyp is filled with "please don't remove paper tickets" posts
Overblown or genuine concern?
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USDA Prime
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>>567813595
I think it's genuine. They've been pivoting hard towards digital tickets on recent years, hell, they're even stopping the ticket copying service that's been a staple since forever and replacing it with digital jpeg tickets instead.
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https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/world/from-amateur-to-icon-the-five-wins-that-made-christophe-lemaire
Lememe top five races.
>No Cucumber
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>>567813595
>no more bet tix keychain
yeah it's a real issue
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>>567815846
Her opponents were WEAK
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>>567815213
I assume going full digital means more convenient betting, but lots of ojiisans still used paper marks.
>my ganbare ticket of future Arc & DSC winner will worth millions
Okay then
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>>567815846
>No Cucumber
>But Heart's Cry make the cut
Oh no no no
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>>567815846
>No Ai-chan's JC where he overwrites Alkaseed's record which he lost to with Heart's Cry
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Huh? Red Desire is the first time right? That we have ballroom dance between Trainer and Uma? Or is there any other character that does the same that I don't know of?
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>>567821363
In a ballroom, I think yes.

It's not a ball, but Heart celebrates with a dance party when you win the unconventional triple tiara and also dances with (You) at the end.
Rudolf gets a rooftop dance IIRC.
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>>567821110
Does Pisa count as ohimba?
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>>567821363
>>567822750
another dance not specific to a ballroom is when bridal Ama assertively grabs onto you and takes the lead in dance practice with her
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>>567729040
https://www.nikkansports.com/m/keiba/news/202605220000590_m.html
Marga passed away
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>>567825232
what the fuck...what a bad way to start my Friday
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>>567825232
>疾病のため安楽死となった
What the fuck.
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>>567822750
If we're just talking about dancing then SiL got all of them beat with her Christmas event.
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>>567825232
Fuck noo...........
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>>567825232
Oof, Sodashi's gonna get double duty for Kaneko's obsession with Kita blooded white babies.
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>>567811385
>8590
I love the sprint shitshow
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Pakatube Canopus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vs_1Fz8Vgo
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honestly feeling like star anise is go embroidery route if the shorter pedigree fails her on 12f....
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>>567825232
Feel bald for her but why is it not disclosed what her illness is? Everything about this Kaneko guy looks shady af
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>>567835073
kaneko hates media coverage ever since the pui ruling happened
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>>567832972
What the fuck is a miso engine plasma fry?
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>>567834917
Or hope she'll be an anomaly like Warp Speed
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKU&ra=m
The airhorns remind of the MLG montages of old or the parody ones of it at least. Which uma is the bestest gamer and which one is willing to say the n-word at the bridge while drinking the mountain dew?
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>>567838339
Narita Taishin
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Zero fear.
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Fami-chan will race again tomorrow as the 1st fav
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>>567838339
Ai would say it, but she's bad at vidya
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>>567842695
>top favourite
hope he's actually a great horse. This reminds me what happens to Royal Fighting and Royal Happines horse actor? i can't remember their names.
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>>567823310
>>567821363
Duramente too.
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Oaks early odds, kinda surprised Laughterlines took the 1st favs, and Alankar was way lower than expected
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>>567845351
Really hope Jupi takes it
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>>567845351
I still believe in Anitan.
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>>567844860
>Happiness
Phlogiston is retired. The birth scene is Folk Art, also retired (Orfespawn?)
>Fight
There's a fundraising for the actor (Admire Tempu 2024) to have his debut
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>>567842695
His debut give me a good laugh
>Let's race him in turf
>Loses
>Let's try dirt
>Win
You sure he's not meant to be Izanya?
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>>567755925
SEEEEEXXXXXXXX
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Nyo…
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>>567845351
>only race where the favourite didn't win was February Stakes.
Odds can still change before gates but It's not lookin good Anisters...
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>>567845351
CAM ON JUPI
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>train ohamile for LoH
>get extremely horny
why is she so erotic
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>>567853915
Larche Morrain
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Is this referring to Deza? Also, kek, Jp side isn't that different from global after all.
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>bully Losership
>get aroused

Why are Groove genes so erotic?
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JRA Hall of Fame voting is up soon again. Who's everyone's prediction to get in this year now the obvious ones got in already
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>>567856969
I don't want Do Deuce to be in but knowing the ojii-san He's 100% will be inducted this year. Also hoping Cesario can get in, this is her last eligible year afterall
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>>567856969
Oju Chosan
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Genius minds of jp, I come to you in time of need from globab. I urgently need to know whether Inari 1 prefers cock or pussy to know whether I pull for her or not. I will forever be in your debt if you will bless me with your boundless wisdom.
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I am sorry, Senpaidacchi, but our schizo didn't get (you)s with this bait in our thread, so he is fishing here now
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>>567857543
It's not a bait, you fuck
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>>567857234
Personally I don't think Dodo has done enough to get into the HoF either, but then I don't think Cesario has done enough either to be fair.
>>567857247
Oju was 2 votes short last year, but idk whether the momentum has shifted and he can reproduce the same or better tally this year. I get the idea steeple isn't that popular in Japan
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>>567857785
>I don't think Cesario has done enough either to be fair
Imo she deserve a spot for producing 3 G1 colts which turns into G1 winning sire as well
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I didn't know Mano could sound so sexy...
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>>567856969
depends on how the arc plays out, but forever young should be in
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>>567862003
anon...
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>>567862194
fugg, I can't read
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I bet Red Desire hasn't even watched Maou Yuusha or Spice and Wolf.
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Star Anise fights back
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>>567864374
There's tons of isekaislop that's I'm the saintess but they kicked me out/thought my sister is the real saintess/thought my ability is useless/'m overworked.
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>>567864796
Ani-tan will win. Let NotKohei worry about having to deal with two competing triple tiaras in his team.
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>>567865090
But has she seen 'I Was Kicked Out Of My A Rank Circle Just Before The Monthly Rewards Was Distributed Which Meant That I Forced Myself To Play The Game For Nothing.'
A favorite of mine.
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>>567865380
no, fuck off
I'm sick and tired of double and triple tiaras
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>>567866952
More of a Lovecen kind of guy?
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>>567867550
I just want to experience the kino of 2021 again
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>>567847715
got it, thanks dacchi!
>Check Netkeiba for Admire Tempu since i found it weird an Admire need a fundraising
>There are 3 Admire Tempu
>Heh
Im guessing no one interested in buying him because his progeny not a G1 winner or something huh.
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hons
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>>567845116
Duramente was still shelled-up at that point and it was clearly just to discharge her family obligation, though.
Unless they get a redo I don't remember.
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>>567853915
>maruchan actually is terrible at ventriloquism and puppet marche can barely speak
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>>567856969
It should be Oju Chosan, but DoDo will probably leapfrog everyone for no reason keeping the other 6x G1 winners like Gran, Maurice and Buena Vista in the cuck chair
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I've been so busy lately I haven't been able to look at Red Desire at all. How's her career? Is it cute/fun or just her gushing about Vodka like Scarlets career?
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curvy apple
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>>567880193
Golshi forgotten...
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>>567887278
He has 10 years to make more Tabarus to get the voters to move.
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>>567811385
>>567830065
wow so awful, can't imagine scoring that low because I scored even lower ;_;
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>>567887048
This is why you shouldn’t feed her too many clams.
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>>567892123
i want to eat her clam
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it's Tarumae's hokkikai for me
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>>567892269
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>>567893154
oh nyo, she must have been talking to Chitose O....
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>>567864374
Does ReLIFE count as isekai?
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>>567901190
It does count as reincarnation tensei in a broad sense, so maybe?
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Is this an okay score for round 1?
First time I gave a shit about LoH now that I have to do it for the awakening mats.
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>>567887278
donna already stole his spot
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>>567856969
Tastiera
>Why
The only horse to ever sacrifice an active Triple Tiara for a G1 win
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>>567864374
>Spice and Wolf.
That ain't about a saintess.
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>>567892636
So that's what they called Mount Tarumae
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They arr rook same.
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Would be funny if the top favs changes last second just like NHK Mile
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>>567924858
why laughterlines?
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>>567924858
It's been a season of ichiban ninki wins lmao so I hope not. I want An-tan to win.
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Poor Tama's overworked to hell even on her own birthday.
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>>567925473
I don't, fuck the Yoshidas
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>Normandy put up Daring Tact x Equinox colt for auction sales
Huh... are they breaking the golden goose sooner for easy cash???
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>>567925857
Why don't they just breed her with snow dragon
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doto, do your job and kill the spammer
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>>567925857
They might want to sell the kid while the expectation is still high. No one wants another repeat Rudolf and Ramonu.
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>>567925857
considering normandy hasnt done shit since tact, id imagine they need the money bad. But hey, for a couple million yen you can get a mini tacto
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>>567926628
i meant a couple hundred million, surely you can afford it
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>>567926390
>another repeat Rudolf and Ramonu
My eyes on Noire (Ai x Kitasan) rn. Hope she actually win some
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https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2057781525048147992
>Jantar Mantar skips Yasuda Kinen
>Luxor Cafe registered instead
This will be a fun race, also hope Gaia Force can finally get his G1
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>>567927491
>Luxor Cafe
What the fuck, why?
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>>567927853
everyone wants an oguri
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>>567927491
>Jantar Mantar skips Yasuda Kinen
But why?
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>>567928242
Mindbroken by HK
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it's happening
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>>567931816
SIX SEVEENNN
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How are we looking lads
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Keibabros, do I need to follow same lottery system to watch NAR race? Not going to promise anything but just in case
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>>567932017
Nope. You just pay at the gate for most NAR race courses.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rbkc3AM6SL23FPJpIAin4-9aEgnGzDmt2mnryZpgwKc/
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>>567932335
Perfect. Thanks.
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>>567927491
>アドマイヤズーム/武豊
Go get em Zoomzoom.
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>>567931992
>13,030pts
>>
I do not feel like training another golden retriever since she already got kiremono in one pretty solid run
I'm not that sweaty about about optimization
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>>567931992
>13,100
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>>567877103
Nope, they get a redo during Christmas where she dresses up and asks you to dance.
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>>567935123
>Ai staring down her Triple Tiara kouhai
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What in the fucking fuck. It was a relatively good run until this final ticket.
Also in silver there was one time my Bakushin just died and got 12th with 700 stam while some rando running around with 500 stam in high gold

>13,150
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Ojou's half sis finally won another race since debut
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Samurai Acute-jiichan dancing
https://x.com/HHa23337/status/2057976875797074156
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>yandere Pisa doesn't exist
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Nox imouto won her race as well
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SUPER STRONG S
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>>567940791
she almost got snagged by the one outside
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SAINT LANCE
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>>567942421
Sexy armpit.
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Do we know Heart's home state? It's not Kentucky.
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Narukamibros...
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>Fraudukami outside of the top 5 again
Natural Rise really got robbed of his dirt triple crown by this...
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>>567944743
>Memphis
Seems like Tennesee.

>>567946071
Natural Rise has been stumbling a lot as well, so it goes both ways.
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>>567946071
Not like Natural Rise is doing that much better. This is more like Agnes Flight and Shakur.
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>just got to Ch6 today of desire's character story
>trainer kneels and asks her to dance

wtf
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>>567948478
Well, what are you waiting for? I allow it
>t.
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>>567948545
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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https://x.com/Legend_Ryochin/status/2057820353561600071
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>>567949309
[Laughing Stay Gold]
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>>567931992
>13k
It's my first LoH so I don't know what to expect
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>>567948478
Imagine yourself writing slop novels for Desire.
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NYOOOOOO
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>>567950997
umapyoi!
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This stacy is so aggressive. I need to hurry up and see that dance scene.
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>>567950997
Despite making up less than one-third of the Tracen population, mares steal more than 85% of trainer's firsts...
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Did Cygames accidentally leaked the next scenario? That's an oddly specific background when neither Vodka or Deza raced in Dubai. Not to mention Gentildonna will appear during Pakalive too. I guess the new Uma that will be announced in 7th is Kizuna. (Derby + Dubai Scenario link)
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>>567954065
Dacchis...........
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>>567954065
>when neither Vodka or Deza raced in Dubai
bro?
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>>567954065
I don’t think they have the balls to skip domestic scenario twice in a row for the character campaigns.
Earliest Dubai will have to be November or Anni.
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>>567950527
I would write isekaslop if I got a himba wife out of it.
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>>567956376
possible umas to take part in Dubai scenario?
>Vivlos
>Stego
>Gentil
>Yanko
>NPC teddy bear uma
>Vodka
>Desire
>Falko
Who else??
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>>567950997
The school's morals...
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>>567956731
Glory Eyes
Earthquake Angel
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>>567956731
My childhood friend and my bros
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>>567963167
Now the puppy must become the wolf.
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>>567963517
Fine then, I will.
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>>567939650
She's a late bloomer
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Would pisa give me a nursing handjob?
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>>567969657
Only after the big fat Italian wedding.
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Life size Tacto.
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>>567970115
Someone actually bought it?
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>>567971891
>search 等身大デアリングタクト
>at least two whose Tacts have been delivered and have posted about it as of today
>both are mega-whales

It checks out.
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>>567972659
There are more under 等身大アクスタ
Desu the fact that it's just 50% thicker than normal akusuta and it's front printed only, it looks cheaply made.
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They're here…
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>>567973697
She's massive...
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>1.5k dollaroos for a standee
Cyjews...
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Horror house
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Still funny to me that Cafe’s hot springs event involves a threesome between you cafe and Sunday Silence
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Gstaad wins the irish 2000 guineas comfortably. Still think it's retarded how both the irish and english guineas are both just straights
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>>567977376
>O'Brien again
Wow. What a surprise.
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>>567977376
Where's Bow Echo when we needs him
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>>567977376
The fuck did you say?
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https://x.com/KuriUni0/status/2058121272769630669
Strange Dorms
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>>567977825
Don't make me repeat myself
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>>567977960
The Escherian architecture is the only way the trainers could be made safe from getting dragged into the uma dorms.

Of course, the trainer dorms themselves have no such measures...
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they don't even install locks at trainer dorms
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>>567973171
>front printed
So it's literally the same as the small ones that I have
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>>567978265
I hope you don't expect much from this retard.
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I should bully Verxina today
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>>567978770
This is the ideal layout for the trainer dorms.
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>>567982035
Looks like disgusting cuckshit just by text alone.
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>>567981937
But isn't that meant to keep the occupants in? We want to keep intruders out.

That being said, it's not like there'd ever be a building made that could keep umas out for long, so I propose a "slightly" more comprehensive plan of defense.
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>>567983106
Obviously, it's kumiyabe afterall
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>>567983106
>Awei retired
>talented artists just now tapping into the uma r34 market are into shit like bestiality and netorare
>3D uma porn still stuck in Koikatsu/MMD hell
>and don't even get me started on all the scat and guro AIslop

Bleak times for umanko enjoyers.
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>>567985095
I'm having fun though
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>>567985095
We're missing out Awei's Ai-Fusapan oyakodon and '19 Ohimbas 4p......
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>>567985974
t.
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>>567985095
I still wank to uma daily...
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>>567986739
I'm gonna wank to you
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>>567985095
I feel like my fanbox list has even gotten expanded...
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What kind of situation would it even have to be for Desire and her Trainer to end up umapyoi'ng
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Pretty cute and simple 40 page Ai x Aitore story. Honestly not bad for a first time doujin work

https://x.com/ahti_0302/status/2058143383999447081
https://files.catbox.moe/xde5e4.zip
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>>567986908
Only new one that caught my eye was あんず, good fucking shit. Care to recc?
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>>567987609
>kissing in front of the main gate
Sasuga bakappuru.
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ChZ as Pisa
EZ as pie
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>>567987712
mohu, feeri, rou-uma, minato1690
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>>567989478
>mohu
Now that's a good one I somehow completely missed.
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do not the umas
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>>567987078
She literally just needs to tell DesireT that the goddess mandates their union.
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>>567974071
Do you think he kisses her when he gets back home?
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>>567973171
>>567973697
that bust and those hips are hyper activating my neurons
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https://x.com/i/status/2058201288861474917
Perfect Ending: Okada keep the foal for his club and it proceed to win many G1s
Good Ending: Fujita buys him
Normal Ending: Anyone else buys him
Bad Ending: Kaneko buys him
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>>568000383
They'd be fools to not keep the foal whether or not it lives up to all the hype.
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>>567997871
You're saying you don't kiss a picture of your uma good night...?
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>>568000383
chaos ending : foreigner buys it
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This is Ani-tan. Please cheer her on today.
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>>568002779
>yoshida-owned horse
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this is absolutely my worst league ever with most rounds getting me below 800 points and it's even worse that I've probably put in more effort into this one compared to most of my other sub-plat 4 runs (aka most of my other league runs). 13+k humblebraggers get the fuck out of my face
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>>568008718
Only 3 more days of false hope...
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Global player here, when did the option to use multiple tickets at once get added to JP? Could use that QoL soon.
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>>568015375
holy kek you guys still don't have that? it did take a while in JP but at this point I can't remember when I last had to use gacha tickets one at a time
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List of banned Tracen Staff Members from Weekly Trainer Meeting
>BeunaT
He tells her everything
>GoldCityT
Was wearing a wire
>DreJourT
Pressured by his Uma and attempted to sneak her in under his coat
>TactT
Cannot attend in person for fear of leaking meeting location
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>>568016553
>some dumbass proposes a torena's apartment to meet in
>seems like it should be fine since the guy isn't even that tightly connected to chuuou
>it's fucking FuriT's apartment and Furioso is there because of course she is when she half lives in there
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>>568015375
2022-11-27 or the next christmas event if it isn't expedited
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>>567989478
Recently I've finally seen a few artists that seemed awfully suspicious on Twitter have fanboxes like nukesaku696, mosu1427, and some with limited time autism like honoaka2830 and .
A couple others but don't have great art and I don't think I'd recommend.
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Last year, I went to my first live as well as it serving as my first trip to Japan, it sucks that the weather is kind of crappy around this time of year again.
I won't be making it to the one in June, unfortunately.
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>>568016553
>Buenatore
Yes, it was a mistake. We propose to turn him into our spy for the weekly Uma meeting, since Buena will tell him everything if he seduced her enough
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Fish dorija
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>>568030285
Made me laugh.
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>>568000383
Kaneko evaluate his horses really well, he won't bid only from hype value. It'll be Fujita, Danox, and M's Racing draining each others' wallet
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>>568008718
This is why you don't try too hard with LoH. You can get fucked so hard by the matchmaking RNG.
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Fuck, I thought Vivlos won the Oaks.
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Ani-tan will win today.
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>a bunch of oaks qualified fillies scratched off this month
wtf
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>Uma released a gyaru promo video
>JRA immediately released a gyaru idol horse
They HAVE to be coordinating at this point.
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>>568041809
>guuzen_banner.png
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Why is Laughterlines so popular? Her bloodline really doesn't seem like it's suited for anything 2000m or beyond, and her half-brother can't even run beyond 1800m.
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>>568042947
Mom full sis to Stunning Rose, Shuka Sho & QE2 winner, 2nd in Oaks. I can understand the expectation
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https://x.com/keibalab/status/2058368862115237941
Bereshit was injured during training and will skip Derby......
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>>568045441
OH COME ON.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>568045441
No...
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>>568045441
fml
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>>568045441
This coming after Marga's death got me feeling things. Please be okay...
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>>568045441
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>>568045441
Noooooo… I really wanted to see him run… but I hope he’s okay and can recover
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>>568046394
I don’t get it why are you laughing over a poor horse getting an injury
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>>568047335
because
>sunday racing
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>>568047754
If you're gonna falseflag as the yoshida schizo, try to make it believable globab.
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>>568047880
the fuck is wrong with you
I've been shitting on the Yoshidas since Ojou died
kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF
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>>568047754
That’s retarded. Relishing over horses getting hurt like that regardless of who owns them is pretty damn heartless and doesn’t make you any better
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>>568047963
I'm not relishing him getting hurt
I'm relishing all the money sunday racing will lose
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>>568047932
Ojou died for your sins........
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>>568047932
Nevermind. You're just mentally ill. I fucking thought you at least cared about the horse like you cared about Ojou.
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>>568047932
Take your fucking meds schizo you’ve become deranged since then is what happened
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>>568047754
Point your anger towards the owners or trainers not the horses global bros always get this one wrong
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I would rather see Yoshida ningen legs get shattered
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why do you niggers think I'm a globab
I've been here since like day 2 of the general back in 2021
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>>568048812
Who gives a shit. Fuck off and never come back.
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>horse injured
>look inside
>epi blood
Not surprised tobedesu they really should cap epispawn at 50 mares a year to stop spreading fragile horses
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>>568049030
it'll have to take kita and/or nox dying for them to finally introduce breeding caps, and even then I doubt that they'll learn their lesson
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Rough round 3 today.
I don't know if I'm gonna make 30,000.
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https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2058382484300292115
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>>568049993
MARES
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>>568049993
It's a sign Alankar will win
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Are you fucking kidding me
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It's always funny seeing jp keiba fans having a banter they're not much different than average European football fans
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>>568045441
>Bowed Tendon again
Fucking hell.
>>568049030
They should cap all stud to 50 covers a year. Who knows how many potential Stay Gold never got their chance to shine because breeders keep chasing the same five stallions.
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>>568051172
What a fucking nigger.
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>>568051269
I wonder which stallions would benefit the most if the quality of the mares increased? Sometimes I wish owners would be utter mad lads and experiment with some out there pairings, but of course everyone is risk averse and no fun allowed.
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>>568051172
Wouldn’t even call that banter, that’s just straight up being malicious and petty
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>>568051480
seething bearshitter
>>568051662
bago, golshi, basically anyone not at shadai/northern farm
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>Spaced each starts with at least 2 months gap because he recovers slowly
>Even skipped Satsuki Sho and Aoba Sho because he's not ready
>Suddenly pushed to Derby after Kyoto Shimbun with less than 1 month down time
The bite owners are fucking retarded he could've rest without issue and aim for kikuka sho
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>17,420pts
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>>568051662
I understand why they'd be risk-averse with all the money involved, but it really is a shame. This is why we need more owner-breeders like old man Seiun/Nishino.
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MY SLEEPY HERO WOKE UP
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>>568052041
WAIT FUCK DID KYOTO 6TH ALREADY ENDED?
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>>568052123
Yeah, very good win, probably about 4-5L
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snowscape won her race by the way
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>>568052181
Fuck, I missed it.
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>>568052041
He slept for two races straight
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>17,620
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>>568052539
4 races actually
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>>568052774
He place third twice, so he was kinda awake for those two races.
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>>568051172
>this post has 1 like on an account with 65 followers
>anon somehow found it

I'm noticing.
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>>568052041
Hope he's aiming for the rest of Dirt Triple legs
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https://x.com/JRA_JRA_JRA/status/2058395591403872613
My sleepy hero
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>ridden by Kawada
What in the goddamn. Kawada has no tiara partner this year?
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>>568053273
Garavogue was injured, but Kawada was on another horse for Oka Sho it's weird
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Jinx is in
https://x.com/kazanchann/status/2058333650392060099
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>Zippy Tune and Bereshit, Kitamura's main classic horses was injured
>His other horses Justin Vista booked with Sakai, while Alankar already has Take
Croix tax was pretty hefty huh
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>>568054003
cute turtle
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>>568054003
That's a cute little thing. He actually stopped to think before choosing too.
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>>568053197
Holy shit, he really woke up.



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