Previous: >>567452621Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Just two more months until Raiders.
Aww Woomy!
I canceled my raiders preorder because nogami refuses to give us a raiders direct.
I'm back from the splagoon /aco/ thread. What did I miss?
>>567903594it's next month you retard.
>>567901785just two more sleepmonths until splatmas
the octoshot is the coolest weapon design, change my mind
>>567904645we will never get a kit as fun as s2 octoshot again
>>567904968fuck.........
>>567904968i miss when splat roller had splashdown
>>567901785I can't wait, I hate 3 so much it hurts, really need a good new woomy game
>>567905590You'll go right back to it after you're done with Raiders.
>>567905668I have not even seen my splat 3 cartridge since grand fest
>>567905590salmon run next wave is right there anon
Should I draw a woomy
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>567907719Draw my woomy.
>>567907974Post woomy
>>567907670I only ever played when a weapon I liked was in rotation, which was rare
>>567908401rookie mistake, some of the most fun i have is when i'm forced to play weapons i don't like
>>567907719It has been sometime since Woomy was drawn.
I stopped enjoying sploon 3 a year ago but I still play it because it's the only thing I have left in my life.
I only still join pbs because of my crippling woomy addiction, I can't fucking stand this game otherwise
he just like me fr
>>567903594Nintendo is done with Directs for their own games, they just shadow drop trailers on Wednesday nights now.Directs are only for 3rd party shovelware games.
>>567910839Star Fox????
>>567910926yes, it got a shadowdropped trailer on a random wednesday night
>>567911010It got a dedicated Direct
You know what I miss? Foodfests.
>>567909613Thanks anony, goodnight.
You know what I miss? fests at allwhat has it been like, 2 months since the last one?
I miss that one woomy
>>567911784I miss panic. I havent seen that woomy since splat 3 released.
>>567911591Dassa good woomy.
>another woomy*yawn*
Short open? Be warned, it's Mahi TC.
>>567911591stealing this woomy’s horns and making her cry
>>567912567open the gates!
>>567912567Joining
>>567912662>>567912654There it goes.
>>567912210I miss HAPPY SKY
I don't know any of these names except for panic
>>567912567is there still room?
Forced wins are real
>>567913316after this m,atch
>>567913316Opening.
Reminder that you are not the target audience to Nintendo.
>>567913963im japanese
>>567913963No shit.
>>567913963Shidd, the slants still have Toys R Us?
>>567913963>anon states fact that has been obvious for over 20 years
>>567913963I didn't know, I thought this was an Inkadian IP
>>567913963>amico shilling in /ink/She's everywhere and I can't escape her.
>>567911591Certified Good Woomy
GGs open
GGs open.
GGs openers
I am ashamed of that last performance. I kept missing my shots even at close range
>gear brand favors ink recovery>using ink recovery juice>all 3 sub rolls are not ink recovery
>>567915383the juice is separate from the favor, from what i know the juice just always gives every roll a flat % chance to be that
GGs open!
>>567915383>he didnt know its not guaranteed>he didnt know that all rolls are predetermined from seeds>he didnt know you have to use a 3rd party site to find the rolls>he didnt know because the game doesnt explain it6SIXTY0 $DOLLAR$ GAME
>>567916008I knew all these, but I'm still bitching about it anyway
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779495231128091.webm
>>567915383drinks only apply a roll rate bonus when they don't match the favoured ability on gear
>>567916582
>>567916765:)
>>567913963Show me pics of the actual items.
>>567916114It's a stupid system.
>>567915383chance to get favourable ability from brand is ~28%chance to get favourable ability from juice is 30%but just like tacticooler, they don't stack, you just get 30% on drink and shit % on everything else because you killed the big biasthe more efficient way to make good gear is to pick two abilities you want and wear brand for one and drink for another, for example you want run speed and swim speed and get 30% chance to get drink and ~26% to get brand for almost 1/2 chance to get one of the two you want
anyone doing challenge?
>>567916542
>>567917639Joyconic
>>567917639while listening to k pop
get sprinkled
>>567918121not really, just wanna play with someone if anyone wants to
______ is the best idol.
>>567919463Joey____
mega faggot alert
mega based alert
mega based faggot alert
>>567919463Mywife
>he's 4-2 in series?>put him in the flar queue
>want to post a clip>all I have lately is boring shit
>>567920480FlarIsNotReal
>>567920975get good
>>56792048050-50 indicates you are being matched with equvalently-skilled opponents
>>567921551>you were matched with evenly skilled opponents, that's why you got 100-0 stomped with everyone on your team having negative k/d and the whole enemy team having 4:1 or better k/d
>seemingly get matched with russians in salmon run somehow>their ping seems fine>they blow ults on the tornado round after we already met quota>they blow ults on literally nothing>they play like fucking retards>we losei don't know what i expected
>>567923107not russians, they can't buy nso
>>567923286some flavour of slavic living in the west i suppose
>>567923386Could be posers
teeth...
>>567926063what weapon do i play?
>>567937123eliter, make sure to wear respawn punisher too
>>567937123hydra with rp
>>567939276Man. I need more kiki art. I found a pretty cool dude but that squigga makes kiki a dude
Tentatwists octoling girl nervous eyebrows devil horns big sweater inkbrush spamming ouch every time they die even though they died 3 pixels in front of me from a trizooka wtf do u want me to do
>>567941892It's always the octos
Anyone for a quick king? I got full meter and heavy freelancer fatigue.
Veemos attention posts trailing good art posts by one for third day in a row.Yebbies continuing to blogpost like it's 1999, now at almost 1 in 4 ratio.A surprising reversal in the squid corner - woomies falling for multiple meme fads, yebbies mostly resisting the temptation and delivering lots of solid art instead. Overall g:b ratio almost unchanged.
>>567942849Nevermind, I'm done.
>>567944824Octos can't even be not awful at PVE
>gift this to my team>lose the match 15 seconds later
>open game>sr shift has inkbrush>close game
>>567947568you're seeing 27 points in 20 secondsI see Wipeout in 20 seconds
>>567947568let's analyse the endstate of your clip to see how that gift turned outyour team>27 points >3 players dead, one stranded alone with the life expectancy of a matchstick>half your side is in the wrong colourtheir team>0 points >all alive and in the enemy base
>>567949585>it's the frontliner's fault that the backliners can't wipe their own asses without being handheld
>>567952401yes actually, it's your job to get rid of the nuisances that prevent you from scoring because the objective should never be at the tip of the spearreminds me of a good advice: to evaluate the slayer not by how he kills but by how little his teammates die
>>567947568rainmaker is a shit modegood players avoid it
>>567952743Nah, if I'm gonna get blamed for Eliter and Naut allowing themselves to get bumrushed on higher ground in the base while I'm pushing the objective, then I'd rather go do something more productive instead. Like play tableturf.
>>567953048*splat zones
>>567947568Why can’t we be good at killing the enemies?
>>567945434obsessed
Today is Kiss Day.Be sure to kiss your Woomy or Veemo.
>>567957869
>>567941892ura-hiii-iii
>raiders code is 50 bucksguess its not a full game?
>>567960402retard
>>567960402Well, yes, it doesn't have PVP. This is the part where I make a joke that 3 doesn't either.
>>567960818donkey kong is 70 bucks and has no pvp
>>567961065DK is not a spinoff though.
>>567960402mario tennis fever bombed so hard nintendo realized people are less willing to pay full price for spinoff titles.
Think about it... IN TWO MONTHS... Woomy.
>>567961719floppers... and woomy... and floppers....
>>567962871>>567963112never cut your flops
part of me wonders if the new raiders amiibo might also get functionality in 3 beyond being stand ins for regular shiver/frye/bigman
>>567963497splatoon tradition dictates no
>>567952743people like you are insufferable, so teammates have no agency whatsoever and it's all up to me to do everything? Fuck off armchairfag, seriously
>>567947568how the fuck did this not kill you
I wish there had been a howdy hat variant as some season catalog reward.
>>567964745Just a different color?
>>567964407>do everythingno, just what's actually useful for the teamrushing the objective after you lost the bubble pop while your team fights a 3v4 is not usefulintercepting the enemy team that's made of 3 bumrushers while yours has an e-liter of all things would be better. Though, to be fair, you won't be doing that well with the glamorz shotalso "teammates have no agency whatsoever" is indeed a good assumption if you want to win in soloQ
>>567965663you are a cuck, not one single player's job to hold the entire teams cock for them. These aren't bots
>>567965878if you want to rank up you need to be better than not just the enemy but your teammates too
>>567965410Not necessarily since I liked the aspect of it matching your current ink color, just one that counts as a separate object in the inventory so I could slap some different abilities on it from the other one.
>>567965878and you lose your games lol
>>567965878He's not wrong. The same mentality applies to every game with PvP soloq. Everyone in the highest ranks is capable of solo carrying games for their good winrate because having good or bad teammates is always a dice roll. A loss might have not been your fault but there's nothing you can do about it except think what you could have done differently. Focus on what you can actually influence, which is yourself. You cannot influence other people. Especially when you cannot even talk to them.Anger and frustration at thing you cannot change or influence is a waste.
>>567967090>focus on yourself>you cannot influence other peopleSo why does mentality turn into "carry your teammates because they are useless"? This is a team game, the TEAM should all be doing their best. If I can win my 1v1s and end with positive K/D why the fuck is it my fault that my team can't compete? This logic makes no sense
>>567967424Don't bother, these retards unironically believe every match outcome is predetermined (FLARfaggotry)
>>567967090>just 1v4 bro
>>567967090>Everyone in the highest ranks is capable of solo carrying gameslmao noskill caps near 2200 and the rest is lucknoone is truly "good"
i like turf war haha
>>567968183sub 1800 power take
>>567967424Because despite it being a team game, your team mates could be 13 year old jimmy who has negative understanding of map control or a sweaty nolifer and it's entirely unpredictable. It's not your fault your team can't compete but the only way you can push the odds is your own actions. Some games are just too hard to win, leave the loss behind and move on.>>567967769FLAR is not real. You win some you lose some.
conspiracy woomy posting FLAR stickers all over inkopolis, believes its an octoling plot to rig tournaments and splatfests.
>>567969186I left this game behind, I just vehemently disagree with the take of "It's always your fault for not carrying". It's bullshit because you obviously wouldn't tell that to the weak link players themselves and it suggests that they have zero fault and thus zero reason to improve.
>>567970032"It's not your fault your team can't compete"It's just better to focus your energy on the factors you can influence and move on from a loss instead of complaining about the team not doing something.
>>567947568doing the all-in rush strategy is relying in luck and having lots of grityou will die a lot but when you win it's really fun
haven't I seen these two somewhere....?nah, couldn't be.
I like fighting games, you practice, you get better, and you win games. These games really needs a proper training mode
>>567971798actual model of maries agent outfit never ever
You can splat two cephs with one shot, being 3v4 while your 4th handles the task can be done.
>>567968183Sounds like you're either hardstuck or folded at your first x-2 series buddy.
>>567970032You can see a place to have done something better without needing to frame it as blame. To others, but especially to yourself.
haha imagine having a four digit x power haha must be stinky all that sweat haha
I can't even play X rank cause most of the time when I try I get "not enough players".
>>567974242huh, I only had that at the start (~1.1k) but at some point the matchmaking gave up and now I get really wide skill matches (putting me, 900, with 2k+ players) and the matchmaking is faster than anarchy
>just won 4 series matches in a row>entering rank-up battletime for a 0-3 flar series
>>567963112they need to make this a hairstyleALL six floppers NO compromises
flops so huge and fat they drag on the ground
>>567978570LOSE WEIGHT FAGGOT
nevermind, 3-2 but one of those losses was a 100-0 flarfunnily enough the last win was a fwar
>>567980626woomys floppers are thick and healthy
>>567978570
man men me!
>>567982414man men
61 days until next generation ceph animations
>>567964721Explosions are weird. It's good to learn where you can't die during the first explosion.
>>567964721>>567982843The hitbox is radial but the platform blocked it.
>raiders is un-datamineable for at least another year or twoi hope the music gets put on their app quickly.
>>567984132Expect it a year after they sell the CD to the japs.
>>567984132>raiders is un-datamineable for at least another year or twoi give it until october
what if the music is meh tier
>>567984403name one time splatoon music has ever been mid
I never even want to listen to splatoon music outside the game.
>>567984534most of side order
>>567984534Splattack! (Octo)
>>567984310Are there even any groups looking into it? I haven't heard a single thing about hacking the switch 2.
>>567984709FUCKi hate side order so much i forgot it exists
>>567984709we're just lying now
>>567985061I mean if you like inferior octo expansion music, you do you. But nobody with ears likes Side Order.
>>567985061nta but I can barely remember any tracks from SO, pretty much just the lobby and final boss tracks
>>567984709Your taste????2ouv3n1r is peak idk man
>>567985275>no correlationside order has a very distinct style of music
>>567985428Yes that style is called "boring"
>>567984534Octo Expansion.Base S3 multiplayer.Salmon run music isn't bad, it's just hard to listen to out of context.
>>567985565shit taste
>>567985428very distinct =/= good
>>567985620>Octo ExpansionIf you don't like at the very least the OtH tracks you need to leave this general.
>>567985620>Base S3 multiplayer.insanely bad taste
Fist bumps have been in the game so long I forgot they were a post-launch addition
>>567985762...they're the worst ones?
>>567985969Get out.
>>567985969
>>567985960I forget they exist because I never fistbump anyone.
>>567986076nta but fly octo fly is the only good one
NA NANA NANA NATHIRSTY
>>567985969PUSSY! PUSSY! YEAH MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY!
>>567985969That's not a question.
>entrance: archon>entrance: platonic solid>order square: liber8>unconscience>2ouv3n1r>d3moli2h>routin32>j32ting>cold storage>echo onslaught>new world order>midi know this is the contrarian website but come on man.
Last digit: odds yebweey, evens woomveem.Second digit: odds octo evens squid.
>>567986791ketchup ketchup mustard ketchup mustard ketchup brush your teeth
>>567987079I remember absolutely zero of these songs.
Why nobohwy wannah pway with Smollusk? Why nobohwy wewembwuh swide worder songs? Why ewrybowhy wanna pway Waiders?
>>567987285same desu
i'll play with smollusk ...
>>567987079also>j1tt3rs>#47 onwardshort order is the only song id even say is really "mid", it's not bad but new world order and unconscience are better
>>567985620if you pretend damp socks doesn't exist 3 has the strongest launch offerings in the series
Turquoise October > Dedf1sh
Octoplush >
>>567986791.................................................................. BWAM BWAM
I do wonder what Raiders main band will be like. Another fsh band like omega 3?
>>567988334Tentacle to the Metal and Candy Coated Rocks are two of the strongest songs in 3 even including update songs
PB 0/10
Side order ost is funny since it's mostly a bunch of tracks that you hear once or twice because they're used for initial and pre post game tower climbs and lobby and due to that being like 1 hour while the rest is a couple of tracks you hear so many times you get sick of them.
i overcooked my eggs
>>567990326That's the thing. At least Octo Expansion ends with a unique soundtrack toward the final stretch. Side Order ends with an arguably inferior remix of a previous Octo Expansion song. Splatoon 2s hero mode was incredibly bare bones, but at least the 4 songs that repeated over and over and over and over and over and over again where memorable.
You can't tell me this isn't a ride rail dungeon.
What do cephs look like across the globeDo you think Turkish cephs look different from South American cephs
>>567991193what is turkishwhat is south american
>>567991320The equivalent, like where cephs populate where Turkey and South America once was
>>567991560that shit is under the sea, son. Turkish and Brazillian souvenirs and plates are being used as the battle armor of sloms.
/ink/ is dead again...
>>567991963It's so over.
>>567991963Only us true fans of the game are still here
>>567991320Holy shit, agent 4 is fucking HERMIT>>567991963they always come back anon, i blame the rain
This is what I get for not picking Hydra on the Hydra map.
>>567993091Four lives in a shack and has a deep fear of high technology.
sorry B. my risk was calculated but I am bad at math
>>567993536I need to draw country bumpkin 4
For me it's Yoko and the Gold Bazookas.
>>567994263literally who
>>567994263I'd kill someone if they reveal tao is fuzzy octo
>>567994354Yoko is the inkling.Gold it the octoBazooka is the glasses.
>>567993536>Calling Nintendo devices high technology
who all in the pbjust curiousjust intials are finelike i said just curiousjust wondering who took my spot in the pb
>>567994680Correct. Nintendo Switches are neolithic devices, arguably palaeolithic.
>>567994354the best band
>>567994764You're not allowed to post this when the pb isn't full.
I bet st/ink/ers don't even have a signature half as good as their favorite musician.https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Signature
>>567995263I like Callies one because its :>
>>567994998Please stop showing attention to mentally ill posters.
>d/cGGs pb
FUCKING RAIN. I DC'd
>crashed room
Too many yebweyys, that's why.
>american internet infrastructure
Perhaps cephs are real because they retreat when it rains.
does it even rain in splatoon
>>567995573GGs
>>567995808If there was no water cycle everything would die.
>>567995573GG p
>>567995965Now I need a rain map. See if they do anything fun with it
>>567995263Neither do you
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://d.uguu.se/kdNgsibh.flacAlso rider read this and let me know if you want to do it.
>>567997641can i change mine or is it too late
>>567997721You can change it.
>>567997641GGs, thanks for hosting.
>>567995263Sometimes i feel like this
GGs pb! I'm dogfish water but I sometimes strike it rich.>>567997641I'll do it. I'll go with blue
bountiful shiver buttocks
>>567997721kold never beating the underage porn addict attention whore allegations kek
>>567998735
>>567998696Okay. Room's up. Any map?
>>567999058any should be fine, I'm not very particular
>>567998925Need to sit in the crab tank with her getting in with me on my lap.
>>567997641You won't add anyone who doesn't actually sign up for this right?
>>567998735This is true
>>567999310or this mech
>>567997856shiver is flat>>567999386shiver is not a child
>>567999058hope the pictures turned out good, I'm a scrub when it comes to posing in this game lol
>>567997641This is the same project from before yes?
>>567999474¦P
>>567999649>sees petite shiver>Thinks of children
>>567999216Cool. Thanks.>>567999368Yeah. Some people decided to not join or have their name censored. >>568000030Yup. It'll be done.
>>568000228offmodel neotenous face shiver looks like a child
>>568000184Callie shouldn't eat too many onion rings.
>>567999649
I LOVE KIDS
>>568000889not so loud, pib
>>568000384I don't see it anon, maybe you've got a bit of selective attention
now that the dust has settled"you're a kid now you're a squid now" was pretty cringe
>>568000889WOOMY if you love squids and kids!
>>568001379it was and its the sole reason splatoon never took off in the west quite as hard as it did in japan
Fuck you I liked the stupid song and I liked the stupid squid research lab videos.
>>568001379it was cringekino
>>568002025>I liked the stupid squid research lab videos.don't they still do those?
>>568001752they're still doing it too, it's insane they haven't figured to maybe pivot yeteven if they really exclusively want to target 10yos, those too would be much more interesting in what seems "grown-up" than something that belittles them...
>>568002214No. At least I don't remember them being like the Splatoon 1 ones.
>>568002025SRL is fine, they do that in JP as well
>>567995573>>567997641ggs pb and thanks for hosting, I hope everyone has a good weekend.
>>568003186Pearl and her property.
>>567997641>>568000283This’ll be great. You’ve got this!
>>568003290haha racism funny
How long does a Low Battery have after the first notice?
>>568003941my switch is 9 years old and its battery from a full charge lasts like 1.5 hours maybe
>>568000030Remind me who you are with as little info as possible so I can check. I might have missed it if you said you didn't want to be in it. If it's U----l then I've excluded you already.
1king fish at rot?
>>568003941enough for a couple sloms
>>568005681Why yes.
>>568004495Don’t worry you still have me and I wanted to be in it. Your post just came as a surprise since you haven’t brought up that project for over a year.
>>568005681maybe
>>567901773Ive only started playing Side Order recently, Acht is a girl right? Why do they keep calling her "them"?
>>568007401She is a girl, her Japanese text has pronouns that suggest otherwise, blame Americans and their autistic retarded ways of equality.
>>568007401She’s female. Treehouse localizers are faggots.
>>568007401because obligatory state mandated mental illness in western troonslation
>>568007748Speak English.
>>568007401She uses tomboy speak that a mentally ill localizer saw as a chance to insert their delusions and somehow got away with it (Nintendo already had to come out and clarify Shiver was a girl despite it being totally obvious to normal people)
>>568007401Nintendo of America thought they could get away with giving her pronouns, but completely forgot they called her "she" and "her" many years before during Octo Expansion, before all this shit kicked off
Average Acht fan
>>568008131>did sys>16ouch
>>568007401nintendo did a little bokukko erasure
>>568007401>>568008481they/them is the best way to localise bokkuko but rightoids can't handle this
>>568006327opening
>>568008985kill yourself retard, tomboys are not trannies
>>568008985please don't confuse "character" and "identity", they are not the same thing
>>568009116nobody is saying that, you're making things up to get mad at again anon
>>568009081Is there still room in that room?
>>568008125wasn't even in octo expansion proper, it was some random blurb on their long defunct tumblr account
>>568009116and the venn diagram of bokkuko and tomboys is not a circle
>>568009621opening
>>568008125that was before they were sanitised
>>5680096211 opening
>>568003905Not racism, Pearl just owns her.
>localizers completely rewrite mr grizz's characterthe chud sleeps>call acht theyWE CANNOT STAND FOR THIS
>>568010018been bitching about the trash localization since Splat 1
>>568008985anon, i'm not against they/them at allif anything i think it'd be pretty interesting to play with the dynamic of gender identity and sanitization, and if anything acht would be quite a good fit for that. remember that acht purposefully chose to be sanitized.but when a writer writes "this character is female but calls themselves boku" it's a character trait that already has meaning of its own, and it is not the same character trait as being non-binary. there is nothing in the source material that suggests Acht is non-binary, questioning, queer, experiences discomfort with womanhood, or anything of the sort. it's therefore disrespectful to the source material for a localizer to insert their own headcanon into that character, stepping over the character and identity that the writer and character designer worked on creatingit's not that deep, it has nothing to do with culture war bsnot that it's new. the localization of this game has always been a mess, getting even basic UI strings wrong and writing "We can hold more Fizzbangs!" and nobody's ever bothered to fix it
https://x.com/i/status/2058272894950818123Hime if she real
I care not for arguments about Achts pronouns because Acht is a completely forgettable character.
>>568004495Forgot to reply to >>567999368
>>568010309>gender identity and expression is not a character trait because.... it just isn't ok!>boku is always never the same as nonbinary because Japan is very special ok!
>>568010309>it'd be pretty interesting to play with the dynamic of gender identity and sanitization
>>568010731put it like this, is there anything else in the source material that supports her being nonbinary, instead of opposing it?
>>568010309>>568010419yeah, I don't think they really put in the work with side order's story, so it's hard to care that much about Acht beyond their design being coolthe whole episode with acht and marina's final meeting in the underground would have been cool as fuck to actually see in the game but nah it's relegated to some shit that came with an album of the game's music and one bonus photo at the end of the dlc
My groundbreaking and controversial Mechanic design:woomylong flops
i wonder what would've happened if NoE's localization won over NoA'sNoE's is much more exact to the source... NoA's even too scared to use the word "hedonistic"
>>568010904Pearl is ooc.
How do I report posts in the plaza?
>>568012060Press A then the minus button.
>>568011857I don't think NOE's localisation is a thing anymore>t. bongIt was a thing with the Wii U, quite a surprising difference actually. But I don't think there is a difference between EU Splatoon 2 and 3 copies and US.
>>568012060A Y B
>>568012157there isn't yeah, NoA's version won outbut on the wii u the NoE version was much more literal to the japanese text and had less "censorship" so to say
This is the masculine fantasy.
>>568012654unfortunate Shiver side profile
>>568012917she looks very red
>>568012654God Shiver's nose is so disgusting
GGs
GGs slommers.
ggs gold kingers
ggs
>>568012917
Marie paying Shiver to get a nose job.
>>568013786>>568013413Like this?
>>568013910Shiver needs a good, strong, pointy true Inkling nose like a true Calimari.
Woomveems kissing day.
>>568014129but that's every day.
What kpop do you listen to while playing PBs?
>>568015340No I listen to Bach. Maybe some Vivaldi.
>>568015340I listen boomer tunes like We're so back and Liquid sunshine.
>>568015340No K-pop, only 2000's era anime jams from D-technolife and Maximum the Hormone
>>568015340I don't play PBs.
>>568015340>listening to anything but the gameheathen
I never played splat 1, but every video of it that I watch, it just looks like a very un-polished beta of splat 2
...did the localizers accidentally put a space at the end of this call sign?
>>568016640That's because Splat 2 barely added anything from 1. 2s Single Player is zero effort.
>>568008985>>568010731There's no English equivalent so it just gets omitted. Tomboys don't go by the singular they/them, they don't even need to tell anyone their personal pronouns because they're obviously girls, you dumbass.
>>568016963Not so much in terms of content, but....everything. The graphics, the movement, the sounds, the overall speed of gameplay; everything just looks like "splat 2 but worse"
Splatoon 1 is the best game in the series by a wide margin and it's not even playable
>>568016982>There's no English equivalent so it just gets omitted.lol
>>568017210The multiplayer isn't officially playable but it still has a better singleplayer than vanilla S2.
>>568017105It's not Splat 2 but worse. There are several elements of the multiplayer that some would say are more fun, especially the specials and some of the maps that have for some reason never been brought back.
>>568013126jaxer
>>568017313Are you retarded? In English you just say "I".
>>568016640Not unreasonable to feel that way, they pretty much took Splatoon 1 and put new worse maps and different specials.
>>568017549>good localisation throws away anything that doesn't have an exact 1:1 cognatelol
>>568017663>making shit up because you can't defend your bad takeslolYou have to rewrite the character's dialogue to keep that intent clear, instead they just have other characters use unprompted alternative pronouns.
It's funny because in the EU version of Splatoon 1, Spyke does not have a cockney accent.
without treehouse we would be stuck with "Nice!" or "Yeah!" or "Cool!" instead of "Booyah!" and for that i'm willing to forgive basically any real or imagined transgression
remember that treehouse live stream when they kept dying to fucking octotroopers while playing hero mode
>>568018474>defending >>568016671
>>568018474Booyah always makes me think of Cyborg from Teen Titans, regardless I see that as the "woomy button" rather than booyah or nice. You hit button and woomy says "woomy"
>>568018474On the other hand, they also gave us "Ouch."
Shiver should be flatter.
>>568018734but that reduces ambiguity when usernames end with an exclamation mark
Shiver should be fatter.
Before 3 launched I was banished from two different Splatoon communities for pushing back against the "Shiver is non-binary" crowd, fun times
>>568015340newjeans to be honest
>>568020310You should be put into a mental ward
>>568020684>communities>interacting with Splatoon players outside of this placeYou're arguing with either children or rape victims, should have known better.
>>568020938Reddit and Gamefaqs, so yeah rape victims
>>568020310Shiver should be flatter.>>568020684deserved
>>568020684sometimes you can just let wrong people talk
>>568020684Did they apologize or rescind your ban at least?
Splatoon 4 will take place in Calimari County. This was revealed to me in a dream.
>>568021403most of them doubled down after gamexplain made a video saying a Nintendo employee told them "she identifies as female". the word "identifies" was enough to convince them she's "obviously enby". No winning with these people and I have no desire to reconnect with them
>>568021834this but Calimari County is a desert badlands and there's a heavy emphasis on the Dekotora culture and aesthetic
>>568022190Since it's Past Theme I would assume it would be very Showa and rural inspired. Lots of water and mountains and Shinto themed shrines.
it's not gonna be past themed
4 will be tofu-related because past won.
brought to you from the guys who said "it's not going to be chaos themed"
>>568022464the devs said chaos would affect the next gamethey said nothing about past.
>>568022527They didn't say the Callie and Marie Splatfest would or would not affect the next game. But it did.
4 will have playable hyper realistic humans because past won.
>>568022657yeah in the smallest way possible.
>>568022732That was only because Splatoon 2s hero mode was a copy-paste.
>>568022306In 1975, Toei released the first in a series of 10 movies called Torakku Yarō (Truck Guys). These films featured truckers who drove garishly decorated trucks around Japan.[4] This movie was a hit with both old and young, and the dekotora fad swept the country. While dekotora were present throughout the 1970s, they were restricted to north-eastern fishing transport trucks prior to the movies. In those days, ready-made parts for trucks were not easily available, so these trucks took parts from sightseeing buses or American military vehicles.
>>568022960splatoon raiders is gonna have the past themed stuff and it's gonna be as equally shoehorned in.
4 will have woomies because woomies win
>>567997641What exactly is this? I think I want to be removed as /ink/ has grown differently from the time I submitted the clip for this project. Unless the nature of this project is revealed I want nothing to do with it
>>568023450shiver is so lucky
>>568023450imagine this reversed with shivers ass cheeks
GGs again.https://files.catbox.moe/j8tkph.png>>568024182It's a celebration video of the /ink/ers that played during S3's life up to Raiders. If you want to be removed, I can open a PB to verify it's you.
>>567997641how do I sign up for this
>>568025531have you tried reading
>>568025646yeahI'm slow in the head and don't get what "strike a pose or do an animation" means in this context
>>568025102If there's no bias towards anyone in a positive or negative direction then I dont mind, ill think about it.
>>568025531>>568025773Let me know. No rush for this month. Poses can be anything really. Examples are shooting, rolling or brushing, dualie dodging, curling bomb fist, booyah/c'mon/this way, letting the brella canopy deploy and reveal yourself, looking down then looking at the camera, etc. You can even just stand there.It can be short or long if you have a sequence but there's no guarantee the entire thing will be in. You can pick the map and location within if you want.>>568026429Okay.
>>568026750no I mean like what do I have to doI'm assuming join a PB at some point
i will NEVER join the pool because i will NEVER be good enough
>>568026750It's not a weekly PB thing. You tell me when you're ready and I'll open a room to do it.
>>568026908>>568027236
ohwell in that case I'm ready right now
>>568027929Up.
This open match is taking longer than expected
poggies
Alright that's all. Thanks.
JOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY BACK TO COCK CAGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
no
>>568023068>big sendoff of mainline game affecting a spin-off instead of the next main installmentLol not happening
next main installment?
>>568034961now draw them kissing, with tongue
i booyah spam to demoralize bad players on my team and i'm NOT sorry
anyone wanna play some open at the hour?
>>568036768your fault for not carrying me :)
>>568036768>forcing your own losses
>>568036768joyless faggot
>>568037030Sure.
>>568036768I just do it as an adhd habit after dying. I never knew people on here took it so personally every time you bm a booyah
>>568038479opening5 year old cousin's interpretation of >>568034961
remember to booyah when you hear the noise of someone gushing
>>568037030open up
>>568018474Anons HATE to hear it but without Treehouse splat1 would absolutely have failed. The original script is just that bland. All the bad/woke stuff since has been of Japanese origin anyway.>>568018734Oh yeah, a space, totally unplayable...
>>568038887draw me
>>568039112this game is 100x more popular in japan than the west, anon...
>>568037970>>568037997>>568037079shitty players need to get backhanded for doing stupid shit ingame. booyah spam is just one way of balancing things
>>568039068opening after this game
>>568039196she takes commissions, $500 usd
Know you role!
one look at woomy butt in spats should tell you why Splatoon is more popular in japan. I literally cannot play this series when near IRL friends/family, they see loli and freak the absolute fuck out
>>568039801
Craig Cuttlefish: EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR WE’RE LEAVING THIS TOWN NOW! AAH! WHAT THE…. IMPOSSIBLE! THIS ISN’T THE CAR! NOOOO NOOOO AHH! HERMIT PURPLE!!
>>568037030you got room?
>>568040804opening
You done?
We have negative paint.
how do you deal with dynamos
>>568043024Just throw a bomb at them, if you don't have a bomb, switch to a weapon that does
Burt i wanna jet tho.......
GGs open.>>568043024On Dynamo you simply don't.
>>568043514On Humpback, I mean. Sloshers, rollers and brushes are to that stage what chargers and splatlings are to Scorch or Eeltail.
ggs open, its back to series grinder
5W 17L, a good day
>>568045616Did you try your best? if yes, then it is a good day
>>568045712i dissociated a little but it's ok my time will come
Time to get those Sockeye 9s
The movement in this game is so awful
b8
>>568039216>western audiences have absolutely shit tasteyes
>>568047909Damn. I wish it was something else. Although I've never gotten 9s on any stage
>>568050680Sockeye is on the easier side so a good place to start. Do you have any of the milestones on this map (400, 600)? If not, then realistically expect about 10 hours of grind from EVP 40 to 999. (A perfect run takes about 7 hours iirc).
>>568052582I have bronze badge, I think. So I'm like a bit there lol. The furthest Ives gone is around 600 in bonerattle but I stopped because the lag on the switch was too much for me to handle, but that was a long time ago. Maybe next game I'll try harder. I was in a weird place during splat 3.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>568056828sure thing. ill just get some water real quick desu
>>568057009good idea imma open and grab something to drink too
>>568057110watcha drinkning, woomone?
>>568057237mammalian mammary fluid
>>568057725I thought that was illegal and only available in the black ink market
>>568056828I can hop in for a bit, no refunds though
>>568058041opening after this game
i had a mini heart attack for that car alarm, i thought it was someone out there
slow painful death to all novas
J*ey did you submit your janitor appyou'll get denied again
SH how do I stop being an aimlet?
>>568060910jet squelcheraim to hit every first shot every time, then when consistent aim to hit first shot and as many consecutive in a row as you canmove up closer as you get better at it
GGs open twoomies, those were some good matches! Sleep well if you are and I hope your pillow is cold
GGs openers>>568060910ez just click headsOther than playing more and practicing, there's not really much you can do, if you're not using your queue time to practice on the targets, start doing that for suremaybe change sensitivity, i went up to 5 from 1 which I had been on since s2, and that seemed to be a good boon for me after I got used to it
>>568060910AdderalI can't hit shit ever since I let my prescription expire
>>568062062YOURE THE SQUID THAT SPIKED MY INK. NO WONDER I WAS DOONG BETTER THAN NORMAL.
>>568061962I should clarify, it was a boon for me because I don't really have the best sitting position, which limits my wrists movement a lot of the time
>>568061746>>568061962GGs, nice last match to wrap it up, could only be better if we landed it on the first push
>>568061395>jet squelcherI have a hard time with weapons that don't paint at least moderately well, this would be a big adjustment.>move up closer as you get better at itDid you mean further away? If not, why closer?>>568061962>if you're not using your queue time to practice on the targets, start doing that for sureI used to but got bored of it, and I felt it wasn't helping much anyway since at since point I was doing it by muscle memory knowing the balloon positions. And the moving ones are too predictable.>maybe change sensitivity, i went up to 5 from 1 which I had been on since s2I've been on 4.5 gyro / 5 stick since forever now. Not sure if that .5 makes any difference one way or the other. I wonder sometimes if it's not too high due to shakiness, but if I lower it then my reaction time feels to slow.Maybe it's just that my reactions in general are too slow. Sometimes I save a clip where I thought some bullshit was happening, but it just shows that I take like 1/3 - 1/2 or even longer to start reacting. I might be too old for this lol. >>568062181Don't know what a good sitting position is desu, I usually sit cross-legged on a couch.>>568062062I've been secretly wanting to try it to see if it would improve my game at all, but I don't have enough tism to get it and I wouldn't trust if it was procured by other means.
>>568064315yeah, if they made nova accurate i'd recommend nova, but alas, jet is the only weapon with both good accuracy and slow-ish splat to grind your tracking and leading with. jet doesn't paint well but it can paint safely, and custom has a kit that lets it control space like a real backliner if it needs to, so you can compensate for that loss of turf control. that does not mean either of the three jets is a backliner, it is an aggressive midline, just using its extra range rather than power as an advantage state and capable of off-classing into a shoddy but functional anchor. jet's range makes it safe for you to miss, so it's easy to start out plinking without being a complete liability, but as you get better at not missing you can shed that safety and play closer up, which is more representative of playing regular shooters. if the stakes are low (e.g. it's open and you're not losing), you can outright play recklessly- you're not playing to win, you're playing to learn to aim. if you hit three with jet, you would've splatted with nzap, so you might get killed for trying to frontline it but you'll get the feedback that your training has paid off.
>current time>current rot>people still don't dps coho with sploosh
shooting at the wall is my secret strat
>>568065372Noting it all down, guess I'll try and see how it goes. The hardest part might be getting mentally adjusted to keep my distance because now I can't just paint my own way out easily. And learning to see where it is safe for me to be - both in terms of turf (if teammates did their job) and angle, range and coverage. I never thought TOO much about positioning until now, other than "be where they can't shoot at you and where you can shoot at them".
>>568067697I think I inked.... fuck'n byoot
so... what's everyone up to?
aura is fucking retarded
>>568071924Trying to decide between continuing to 100% Pragmata, watching a movie, or going to sleep early (2 am).
>>568072307I am in the same conundrum, except it's 4 and im trying for evp 400
>>568072514You weren't very far last time I looked, I'd say keep going at it, freelancers will only get worse the further into the rotation.I picked my boomerkino, let's see if I manage to stay up until the end.
>>568073231currently one off from 400, and I just finished the climb. 40 to 400 all randos. The grief, is good
>>568073717Welp congrats then! A night well spent.
>>568074143Sad thing is that there wasn't a single gold. Oh, well. Enjoy your movie, it looks good. I'm gonna pass out to the Alterna music where it goes up in phases or feed my schizophrenia
>>567997641Oh I missed this.
youtube.com/watch?v=dybPXZgCPykthis but with frye's forehead
>>568062521feet
>>568050680It's pretty easy during gold rotations, I started to focus on that recently myself. I try to get all of them up to 600 normally so I can start at 300 when a gold rotation hits and not waste too much time getting to 999. Just be careful of not straying too far from the basket in that map since it can be a bit wide.
>>568052821Oh right, forgot about how bad fps gets on Switch 1 at high hazard levels. God I can't go back to that now that I've been enjoying the consistent fps on Switch 2.
Splatoon 4 Switch 2 OLED version eventually.
>>568074470Hope you can make up that gold during golden rotation next weekend! The movie was just silly 70s disaster slop, not great, not terrible (except for the multiple moments where it was, in fact, pretty terrible). The Andromeda Strain was vastly superior.But I made it through to the end without getting bored, so good night, or good morning.
>>568081845yeah, for $700
some of the stuff i got in a con yesterday, they also sold shirts but they didn't have them yet so i hope my friend can go pick them up on monday.
Splatoon 4 will have real woomy. Nogami has told me this.
Wake up /ink/ raiders is only 60 days away. Thats like one big hour.
hey faggots is this fresh?
>>568094881>spats>visible bra>tan woomyextremely fresh
>>568095063not tan, she's a brownmy
>>568095171looks more caramelmy but I'm not complaining either way
>>568094881Fresh!
No such thing as an unfresh woomy.
>>568094881Yes it is fresh
>>568095743swing by grizzco sometime.
>>568094881Alolan Snakehands
>>568095743My woomy ST/ink/S!
>>568095928>>568096371Stinky woomies simply require showers.
shiver should be flatter, older, and stinkier
>>568094881there are better shoes you could choose
>>568098186>inb4 friendship bracelet
>>568098037Not flatter. Bigger ink sacs. This idol already exists and is called “Marie”.
>>568098335we don't need paizuri
>>568098312no
>>568098395but we do need fryezuri
We need gesozuri.
>>568098869and we also need shiver as flat as possible
pearl nakadashi
shiver naizuri under the sarashi
>>568099231>>568099004>>568098924>>568098917>>568098869>>568098395Stop using these weeb terms. I can't understand what you guys are saying.
>>568099309you know how shiver is very hot and sexyyou know how she wears these white bandages over her chest to cover them to allude to, but also make an indecent mockery of, traditional japanese wearyou know how it's wonderful for the peanus to be rubbed against breasts and/or nipplesyou may ponder the thought of what if that were the case but it was under shiver's bandages to press it into her chest moreit would be great news for the mind and heartdoes that clear up any confusion for you sir
>>568099309flat is an english word meaning "flat"
>>568099309It's very simple terminology and the meaning can easily be inferred within the context of the argument.
Every idol with huge heaving breasts.
>>568099974Every woomveem*
>>568100096don't forget the takos
you've heard of boob slider for splatoon 4but consider: flopper slider for splatoon 4
>>568100203*increases it fully to callie mode*
>>568100326powerful
>>568100452new weapon class
