Previous: >>567912324>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Gold City should be my girlfriend
gold citting on my face
Looks like its gyaru hours now
>>567931093
Gold shitty
>only 3 SSR cards>only 1 finishes >no mile SCM14 room104765291047652910476529
this thread must be better
I CAN'T WAIT to delete my mant spreadsheet
>>567930985____ ____ ____ __ __ _____
surely this thread can't be any worse...
kitawife mogs all her gen so hard is not even funny
>Silence Suzuka? Yeah I guess she could be a bit more quiet
What did we learn?
>>567931190Fake image, Gold City would never earnestly answer my feelings
>>567931265Wait, "you guys are fucking retarded" isn't 6 words
>>567931328That you're a fag that needs to be banned on sight
>What did w-[-]
bavator homos are troons and bincelsso are gold shitters of all typesgo bck to japan
>>567931405Liar, we all already knew that.
>>567931434based
>>567931234Rice posters should give me a chance, I'd be a good bf
>>567930985Team Sirius is a good card they said. Its a suitable replacement for a wit card they said
Trackblazer has at least gifted us some hilarious SoL events so its got that going for it even if the main scenario is shit
>>567931303Assuming that it stopped after he was called out by an anon accompanied by an evidence. He'll probably either leave or force everyone to memoryhole it, and come back tomorrow or 9 hours later, the time he always comes back.
pull off your skin
>>567931581It always procs in Junior for me, maybe you have a skill issue or something
>>567931405Reply to the anon here >>567929924If you are not a loser prove you play the game
>>567931234This bread WILL be butter!
https://youtu.be/3UnK5rw_6hM Friday Night Bubblyland Special:Ningen Men Free Admission
>>567931598Found another screenshot to spam, V?
>>567931581>Team Sirius is a good card Yes, they said that and it's true>Its a suitable replacement for a wit card Nobody said thatThe rate for dating is fucking low indeed
>>567931609I wish I still had it if I'm being honest
One of my local grocery stores has these Guy Fieri frozen meals on clearance. They're actually pretty good, just a bit overpriced before the sale. My hand is super messy though, so I can't type very fast. What are you guys having for dinner?
>>567931590
>>567931705ate more croissants with salted butter todaypure heavennow to buy some bread or buns so I can eat garlic butter
Have you finished up those CM14 Aces, /uma/?
>>567931189
>>567931434>>567931508why are you replying to yourself? can you stop avatartranning as Rice Shower? you are not Rice Shower
>>567931726your foreskin?
>>567931609*rips off my foreskin*Now what?
>>567931210Holy moly your Tama zoomed to 3rd in the early mid-race.
>>567931609I believe I’m circumcised
>>567931752This dialogue is being taken out of context, but the context doesn't actually change much.>>567931814I don't even have parents. When I do have parents I'll probably have to run at least one of them as an ace.
>>567931852Yeah...
>>567929273ty for cheering me on!! you're the goat>forgot about riko bonus at the endclassic
>>567931837V... you gotta let it go, people only dislike you
>>567931837Everyone loves rice showerAnyone who hates her is a curren shitter
>>567931210Results.Can we making Taishin blocking a thing again? Let's try another one.>>567931874And then PDM killed her lmao
gold city>palmer>helios>jordan>espoir citydon't @ me
>>567931771croissants are so buttery already, I can't imagine adding more
is he gonna stop accusing everyone of avatarfagging any time soon or will I have to actually learn to filter
>>567931891How do you not know? Are you a Teiobro?
>>567931738I had a takeout burger and friesWas tasty
>>567932009Kiseki...You did your best...
Umanko danchou for the love of god please silence your pet
>>567932003so you admit you are avatarfagging as Rice Shower?
>>567932029You forgot Forever Young
>>567932047French cooking is based around asking the question, "how can I add even more butter to this?"
>added 2 phrases to the filter>half the thread disappearsnow we're talking
This is the worst CM of all time and I just want to give up>LOLTAISHINWINS>LOLFRONTWINS>NOTHING ELSE IS VIABLEGreat game cygames
I go into "group B" rooms and bully them by showing that rank inflation isnt their problem
>>567932092I miss when McDonalds burgers were big
>>567932121>>567931837>NTR posting stops>this starts
horts
>>567932047butter = adds flavor and tastesalt = does the same shitit's weird, but adding butter on top of buttery croissants tastes good, it just does.hell, you could ask teh same question to people adding butter on toast, or bread in general, same story.
>>567932009Forgot to post the room number. CM14682341106823411068234110
Favorite collab outfit for Creek?
Everything I say is false
>>567932078Honestly I never bothered to see the difference in pictures, only anatomy books and so on. My parents told me I was circumcised and I just believe them
Huh...
>>567931819all of my wives in one image
>>567931738I had some nacho cheese dip and tortilla chips. didn't eat much because it wasn't that good desu. should've saved one of the pesto pepperoni sandwich rolls I had for lunch for dinner.
>>567932241
Been playing Im@s to take a break from MANT lately
Rice posters are so weird, everybody knows she loves Curren, Rice is a big fan of her.
>>567932241Hors?
>>567932198stop noooooooooooticing
>>567932121I post multiple umas every threadYou will never know my true persona
>>567932197They figured out they could charge more since people were still choosing them when they had other choicesIf you want a quick and relatively cheap burger nowadays, a lot of traditional fast casual places have burger and fries deals that end up being bigger and cheaper than McDs
>>567931598>he immediately tried forcing another melty after being caught You may actually be correct
>cb and top road don't finish their chainsi just want something that reaches the finals, why is this cm so overly competitive, mediums weren't this stressful
I barely play Uma and have never posted to this general but I will only say.I really want to fuck Director Akikawa
I need to make a super creek tulpa so that I can have someone comfort me when I'm preparing to do something difficult. Then she can praise me and smother me in her non-corporeal chest after I finish
>>567932490Pinoy
>>567932480Ace deserves a movie
>>567932465N-not true!
>>567932456Is it fun?
>>567932154>>567932270maybe I should get some croissants from the french bakery... I usually add ham and cheese but perhaps I'll buy some good quality butter instead
>>567932670IS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
hons
>>567932572
>>567931720He somehow didn't realize that it shows him ruining his sleep just to shit the threads
>>567932613Just so you know only us flips calls ourselves flips "Pinoy". Way to out yourself retardbro.
>>567932572Based
>>567932670*consooms*
Did someone even find their /uma/ bf here
>>567932276Results.>A+ VBobo almost wonJesus Christ that uma.One more before I glue Brian...754771407547714075477140
>>567932572Get in line
yea
>100 posts in only 20 minuteswow /uma/ really loves gold city
>>567932676No
>>567932173yesh
>>567932447Could you imagine something like this actually happening? Bull in a china shop, or whatever.>>567932409>Scare hons>Breaks apart your carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E>>567932670and they say PITBULLS are bad>>567932695>from the french bakeryyou specifically have a FRENCH bakery, not just a bakery that sales basic french shit? I'd kinda like that near me, tho then again it's probably impossible to survive in my economy... too much competition.>add ham and cheese"bitch basic" idea, as that one guy would say.
>>567932670they will eat what meat they can...
>>567932741So he's a brit? GRIM
>>567932741Kek absolutely STARING at a screen seething at 4 am. That’s the sign of a winner
>>567932670oguri did this
>>567932898I seeGood luck
>>567932887true
>>567932743Pinoy
>>567932863How did you meet him gwo
>>567933113here
Release the Summer Goldship banner I want to roll on something the wait is killing me!
>>567933024Gold Slutty
>>567931715Seeex! Tickezo sex! Sex sex sex!
>>567933147mejiro fat
I love how much she hates me.
>>567933142Storytime...
>>567933147I hat to admit it but when you gamble and win it’s satisfying
>>567933259Would
>>567933147McQueen wouldn't say this
>>567932858Results, the bride team won.Thanks for joining.
>>567933013Agnes... Uo
>>567932310Her school uniform makes me diamonds
Gold City is a STALLION
>>567932929I do, it's owned by a real frog and everything and they make baguettes and croissants and all sorts of viennoiserie things. I usually get a few plain croissants and a couple of chocolate and eat them over several days, like over the weekend. Adding ham and cheese is basic bitch, I admit, but they go stale fast and heating it all together makes it taste just fine a couple of days later.
>>567933373ty for hostinggood sign with groove because it took about 20 rooms last time for her to win once...
desu whore
Is this faggot seriously camping every room
Post stats and decks, I still haven't made my aces yet
>>567933373AIEEE I DON'T WANNA MARRY A HAG
do stallions really
>>567933364>Release the Summer Goldship banner I want to roll on something the wait is killing me desu~wa!Better?
>>5679334972 speed riko 3 wit1200/601/1100+/601/1200bare minimum if you want a shot at winning A finals
>>567932584>tulpaAnon i would highly recommend not doing that.
>>567933471He does it every day…
>>567932572>>567932734
>>567933471Show some motherfuarking respect to the strongest player on /uma/ (& my rival)
who offers THE BEST SEXRudolph, CB, Sirius or Taiki Shuttle?
I looked through my recordings and I just realized I'm somehow slightly ahead of my last LoH, but that'll definitely come crashing the moment I hit plat, just like last time. That said, I also just remembered that I didn't actually put in effort last LoH because both Bubble and Still were both autofilled from my TT team as well. I just repeated exactly what I did last time with Stego being the only one I put "Effort" in except this time it was less so because the inspiration reroll feature is stupid and getting S for sprint was actually far easier than before. Next LoH I'll put in effort since it's med distance, surely. Also might be able to get Special Week to level 7 tomorrow which I'm excited for even though I'll probably never use her.
something something go back to japan yadayada
>>567933249>he thinks she hates himdense trainer strikes again
Do I use the sitty Mejiro Ryan parent or the shitty Cheer Halo parent for my Taishin?
Why is she embarrassed about getting caught trying to learn English?
>>567933608Taiki and its not even close
>>567933558he 100% fucked curren chan
>>567932572Same anon... same.
>>567933249sexo
>>567933608Sirius, duh. There are five of them.
>>567933249>>567933896
>>567933869>>567933596>>567932734>>567932572Why is a child dressed so provocatively...
>>567933440Gold City is my GIRLFRIEND
>/hooker/ gf
>>567933664cute dog
87872184gem
>>567933958I love her voice.
if your umawife is a stallion then you are gay
>>567933958All sluts
>>567933991
next career to read1-7 gold city8-9 mcqueen0 first reply picks
>>567934101Rice posters are gay now?
>>567934101gaybro...
been off the game for a while but heard there's like a turbo mega important banner going on? can someone fill me in?
>>567934101I won't fall for himba propaganda.
>>567934165villainy is gay yes
>>567934095
>>5679340946/9
>>567934201Wedding Curren is one of the best sprinters, even in JP.
>>567933249She really doesn't hate you. I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Trainer is a stupid piece of shit because he got himself involved and considered bailing because there wasn't immediate improvement but she was never a bad person. She actually has complete trust in you because you're the only trainer who didn't outright abandon her, who didn't outwardly dismiss her as a problem uma, and helped her improve and win. She's just really, really bad at talking to people. She even sounds aggressive towards her own mother, and she definitely does not hate her mother.
/uma/BF is a lieHe does not exist
>>567934201i'll fill you in alright
>>567934095Can't believe the person who does the comfy Yuru Camp songs voices her
Reminder, all mares are rapists
asspoor city sex
>>567934214>Hire a known singer who's dream it is to become an uma VA, even took VA lessons for it>She does a banger job creating yet another super mega cute gyaru>>567934308 Is that S3, 4 or whatever the fuck? God the style change is so bad... Yes I'm still upset over things being worse than S1, 2 or the movie.
>>567934101
>>567934334Even Mejiro Ramonu?
>>567934201you heard very wrong, unless you count oshi princess
Torecchi
>>567934208
Can I get a hug /uma/ :(? My trainee raped me...
>>567934401love her nailsI will keep repeating this
>>567934418Biblos :DDD
>>567934101Shut up.
>>567934374Some characters got off better than others, but you get used to the art style change
>>567934208What's a himba?
1-9 do a career with Mcqueen0 first reply dictates fap pic
>>567934439Trainers don't rape they get raped.
>my trainee does not call me torena-sandropped instantly
ngl bros I kinda want to cum inside Gold City
>>567934521Traineroonie
>>567934521Shut the fuck up tore-chan.
>>567934483curren's pov
>>567934514Erotic squishy tummies...
>>567934439Sure>>567934445They are quite nice. More Umamusume should get their nails done.
>>567934529
>>567934493>you get used to the art style changeSure seems easier to get used to this than the horrid dog shit that was S3(?). That thing was a flashbang.Funniest part will always be people going "BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE MANGA SO ITS GOOD!"I don't care if it does, I've even read the damn manga, far more than many of those defending fucks have or will, but S1-2 look better period.
>>567933991>almost completely covered up>provacative?
>>567934521Those are the best
Mastah
>>567934521Shut up Tsukaima
>>567934514
Tore-chan
>>567934521No one asked you, Torepi.
>>567934094
>>567934529What did you mean by this?
>rest>get +70 energy, maxed>food event, hit the +30 energy safely, still capped, do it for the sp>another rqndom energy eventWelp
>>567934308the artstyle change in s3 was bad
to rape
>>567934623TRANSCEND WOULD NOT SAY THIS!>>567934782Helios would not say this.
Shishou
>>567934792>guts front
breedgold city
trainynotes
>>567934792How do we stop Frontchads?
>>567934672She's naturally erotic
>>567934842fronts need guts the most they are the most retard demanding dumb style
Silver Sonic when
>>567934831Yaho Tore-chan (￣▽￣)
>>567934282>>567934401Oh well, I like both Curren and Motion, and don't have base Curren, guess I'll still throw some rolls at it.
>>567934792Post Smaru deck
BOSS-U!
>>567934831
>>567934982
Danna
>>567935041heh they joined public room again 4 fronts blocked out my WFM, but Tam managed to beat gutsmaru by a nose
>>567934873just sit on them you tubby
Kareshi
I look like this
Never got this during Unity because I don't have Taiki. Is her R card good enough that I can pick the team name or do I need to wait for her SSR?
>>567935406Can I date you?
>>567935289>6 SSR cards
>>567935457stop trying to date everyonemanwhore.
inserting my huge american penis into flash's umanko
>>567935479that a bad thing now??
>>567935479You should have at least have 3 of them bwo...
>>567934740I wish sweep called me her familiar
>>567935554Jealous that I have so much to give?
>>567935072
i am sweep fuckmilar
>>567935038>consumed by sunk cost fallacy>end up throwing 100 rolls at it>no motion, no currenwell, at least I got a premium kuki... at least still have enough to guarantee Machan later down the line if I feel like it...
>>567935634>>567935645It's not a whale complain, I'm imagining how annoying it must be to get mile S + TTL and good stats on that deck.
>>567935650riiiiight.....
IT IS FRIDAY NIGHTWHAT ARE YOU LISTENIN PLAYIN GAMBLIN PLANNIN JIGGINFOR ME IT IS VODKAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567935774haven't seen a jig all night
>>567935674>>567935736Then say that instead of implying "whale!" or something similar, cuz that's what you accidentally did.
>>567935479if it makes you feel better, this is my deck. Im holding for tach and smaru/finemo rerun because I prefer to roll umas. i'm also 9 plats
huge forehead lmao
this is nice when you never check your levels
>>567935774Nobody cares kill yourself Also you outed yourself already as a brit
>>567935774casino opens in an hour, feel like losing some moremight just do runs in bed instead, we'll see
>>567935429R card works for the team name.
>>5679357741. It's literally Saturday, not just in the EU or Asia2. TP Hospital as we speak, maybe later some BG3, Forza, Mechanicus or whatever the fuck else.
>>567935703go another 100 at that point man, otherwise that 15k is a total loss. Never go past like 20-30 unless youre willing to spark>>567935876how do you ignore the ! ? The ! for the selectors i hold is annoying enough
>>567935760It's true, I could date you easily too, not like any anon has anyone here
>>567935970m*bile probably so you don't see it in the career
Stop being gay.
>>567936030>>567935970no i play on desktop, i just completely ignore it
>>567935774Just finished commander night with some buddies. Now time to food prep for the week with some random bullshit
>>567933568
>>567935970I mean, now that would be giving in entirely to sunken cost... I don't care THAT much about Curren or a second Motion, and then I wouldn't be able to spark umas I really love further down the line...
digging into her dignified umanko...
i know the gold skill it gives is good but is it true the card itself is not good even when max LB?
>>567934334around mares, stay awares...
Why is my Mackie blue
Dia lost
>>567936325yeppersit's a whale card in the sense that you should only use the card if the 5 other cards on your deck are meta SSRs
>>567935878When did that happen?
chose the wrong parent award-1 borrow
macky macky cunt for blacky
Kitaposters should be my bfsFinemo posters owe me sexRice posters are my little sistersFalco posters should date meCurren posters have e-cooties so I don't want them
DESU...........WA
had miserable runs all week for gem, then suddenly rattle off 3 viable aces. hard to say if i could improve much on them, since director is kinda being a bitch with good hints, and i despise MANT so I'm not tryharding parents. Not interested in the new guts meta, my rainbow luck is bad enough usually. (wfm's guts may be too low tho..) not joking, her giggles make me want to keep running her careerSo far most of the rooms i hosted for testing had absurd amount of fronts.. so its icky but i may make a taishin
>Curren Chan seen at an FGC event https://x.com/thatkirbo/status/2057919613799637372
>>567935289NTA. I'm missing Fuku and FEET, but I have Bakushin. Should I just swap her in for Fuku and borrow FEET?
>>567936476I bet you don't even have an umawifeYou are the guy who joins a hobby just to get laid in that one chart
>>567936601There's nothing wrong with that...
nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
Marubros, what recovery are you using for this cm? I'm just getting 777 cause i used hint books for it but does moxie or anything activate at a better time?
>>567936691Scum.
>>567936738Nishino would NEVER say this.
i hope before i die i get to have sex with one female who wants to have sex with me even if it's reverse rape
i kinda want her tail on my face
tosen jordan will umapyoi your brains out on tuesday for a hamburger today
...
>use riko rec>mood down immediately after
>>567932572>>567933869>>567932734What would your trainee think once she realized you weren't interested in her at all and just wanted to bang the director?
>>567935876I do the same thing, but that's a way bigger load than I've ever managed to build up.>>567935970NTA obviously, but I mentally acknowledge the one on the archive and think about how good it will feel to bust my load of carats. Also nice to have it ready for when you pull a new uma and want to start unlocking her home screen lines. Archive level can be an annoying one.
>>567936847you think you know her so well...
>>567936986But akikawa is my trainee?
>>567936738I'm not falling for this again, Flower
>>567936807swinging maestro and restless
>>567936850Have you considered purchasing a session with a lady of the night?
Distance aptitude is hell, especially when you're trying to force something dumb like this. Even with Left-Handed, Spring Runner and FCM I feel like this is still glue
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkwgccfAW8wGluten Morgan.
>>567936807Corner has a small chance of carryover. Needs to proc very late.>>567937161I fucking hate S aptitudes. They should delete them.
>>567937161i was always under the impression turf S > mile S when you have sprint/mile races
>>567936807moxie and corner recovery activate unique slightly earlier
>>567936886fake news
This thread is based for ignoring that off topic attention whore.
>>567937212
jordan likes to anal vore her burgers
>>567937297
>>567937397Jordan also does this with my penis
how late into a run will you consider a faster learner hat?
>>567933839>>567933907>>567933608why TAIKI SHUTTLEWHY HER
>>567936986Sex with the director in front of my trainee
>>567937393
>>567937397it's a more efficient digestive process, just like south park said
>second chain spook>first choice is three-way RNGwhat the FUCK
>>567937549>he will never do UMAMUSUME porn
>>567937549overanimated as fuckannaanon always makes the girls look like they're made of jello
>>567937615Two out of three chance of getting 50 stats for free though
>>567937554Dumb uma
>>567937549No one wiggles like this
>>567937554
>>567937246Biwa's innate mile C means I can't fit any turf sparks anyways, though I was under the impression that the long final straight made distance > surface for this one
>>567937656>annaanonwasn't THIS RYETARD on /h/ all the times?
>>567937549CUTE!
>>567937674I won the gamble, thank you Shiraoki-sama.
>>567937670those would weight AT LEAST 7kg each
>>567937738>>567937246I think it's only sprints where surface is definitively better than distance.
>>567937767Willing sex with a boy...?
>>567937549two of the cutest that ever cute-ed
>>567937767>>567937868why broswhy everyone picks STAY GOLD over THE ENTIRE GOLD familyHE IS A MANA MANLETA BOY
>>567937767just fuck the whole gold family
For me, it's raping Orfevre
>>567937845Distance is still better on sprint but not as much of a difference
they really wanna have sex with these things
I'm so hungry again but I just ate a big steak with fries
Samurai granny
>>567938049Win Variation...
Your uma? Bottom gun.
>>567937771Now get the gold skill.>>567937901I agree that Goldship is more attractive, but if I were her trainer I would do the same because if I chose her it would give her an effective vector to mess with me. Taking the Stay Gold sex would give me the upper hand for at least a month or two.
i didnt think it was possible for the shop to fucking cease operations during MANT how the fuck did i go almost 10 turns without a shop update and when it did it was the shittiest items ever
>>567937767holy fucking seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>567938264Fat fuckYou need exercise
>>567938264tfw wish i could live so extravagant as to eat a steak
>>567938394You could just buy a cheap cut of beef and cook it skillfully.
I'm gonna rape (You) in front of your umas.
>>567938658NOOOO AOI DON'T SUCK MY DICK AIEEEEEEE
>>567938658why is Tazuna like this?
>>567938469i think eating a grilled slab of beef and not stretching it out with other ingredients makes it ~fancy~although you could an entire rotisserie chicken and not get the same connotation
>>567938658I will go flaccid inside you, ningen woman
>>567938794Pork steak then?
>>567937901I'd say ask the staygold tranny but he doesn't even play the game
I don't even have the motivation to clear story events anymoreMANT is so long and boring, I really can't take it anymore
Gameplay?
>>567939016I've been procrastinating on starting my MANT run that I almost have 60 energy. It's also getting reall late. Not sure whether to start wait and do double TP, or give Sweepy another run then wait.
MANT killed /uma/ It's over
Ugh
>>567939306Maya please wake up... this time I'll accept your dates...
>>567938658Tazuna please...
>>567938984You can do normal careers too, brochacho. You only have to do a couple of mandatory MANTS.
to whoever at cygey decided that the infirmary should come with a failure roll I hope every time you have to take a piss it comes with a 15% chance of passing a kidney stone
are the devs retarded? as soon you hit C in distance the game starts putting rivals in those racesnot even fucking B
Another fast learner lowroll award
>>567939306If more and more games get cracked like these 2 just recently, saying farewell to this game isnt that difficult. I only turned to gacha because I thought denuvo cant get cracked no more.
>>567939578Long races are easy even with C aptitudeEverything else is questionable outside of senior
HAPPI LUCKIhttps://x.com/i/status/2057911486270341384
>>567939578C is bare minimum and even highlights the race instead of graying it out
when making frontrunnersis your parent slot locked to v.borbon / seiun?
>>567937767Based
>>567939682>v.borbonNo, she's your ace. The other parent is Opera
>>567932029@567932029
>>567937901For me it would lovely dovey missonary sex after marriage with Fenomeno
>>567939750but i dont have v.borbon
I'm starting to think you guys don't like MANT that much
>>567939580why did she say that?
>>567939793Who are you running, and for what CM
is it euro hours yet?
>>567939846seiun and maru, for the upcoming CMssuzuka for TT
>>567939808I hate it even and force myself most of the time to do my one run a day
>>567939895Plancha + A&S for SMaru, Plancha + Barcarole for Seiun SkyA&S for TT and buy a bunch of gold skills
>>567939872Staygoldtranny still seems to be here so no
>>567939682Seiun is an absolute must, V Bourbon is not. Diawa/Kitasan are also solid, Pasa works depending on track, or just any velocity ult that works in first.
>THE ROUNDEST>THE ROUNDEST
>>567940041Yes! Cute and round!
>>567939808When rng goes my way I enjoy it, when it doesn’t I’m tempted to put my 45 on my temple
>>567939972An entire run in just one day? You're tougher than I am.>>567939986I think the whole club got banned, the posts per minute just abruptly stopped.
hateful breeding sex with this uma
how can anyone NOT rape her in that outfit?
>>567939808I actually enjoy it a lot, I just wish I didn't have to commit 1 hour to every run
>>567937656I jiggle like this
looking at theorycrafting for Open leauge and wow dude this shit is actively aggressively annoying fuck off
>>567940114>>567940041wow, its kirbo!
The Twins(nb)
>>567937746>annaANON
Mmm uma rape...
>>567936356If Dia was my trainee I would lose to her boobs within the week.
>>567939808its just insanely and extremely boringgetting to the first summer and seeing 0 rainbows even with 3 spd / 3 wit cards makes you realize the game might not be truly RNG and is just shitting on you for no reason
>891 speed at classic sprinters stakesIt's one of those runs isn't it?
>>567937549I didn't know it was possible to channel the shittiness of live 2D with 3D models. It's quite impressive honestly.
>>567935406I need to breed you.
which posters would be a victim of DV
>>567940843you should stabilize your balls
you can't post that
>>567940843
>>567940914Ugly. Just like most of the kkklan
>>567937631I'm convinced he has his own stash hidden away.
>>567941041Don't say that...
She was supposed to be an A+ rank.... What the fuck, I hate this game. Not pictured Suzuka's ulti and groundwork. Help....
I'm back from work can I please get a (You)?
no
What is the difference between gold inspiration and white inspiration events?
VERY round lass running at incredible hihg speed
There has never been a good King Halo post
>>567941371gold is just a spoiler that one of those sparks is 3*
>>567941327too much powerhttps://daftuyda.moe/calculatoraim for 1200/x/800/x/800, changing stam and guts as necessaryyou can go higher power but be aware its a luxury that cuts into your budget
>>567941328https://jiggie.fun/RItNyihttps://jiggie.fun/RItNyi
They've all been great, yes.
>>567941506heterokingia
T M I Run wins the Melbourne Trophy
>>567941481Thanks babe.
>567941328
>>567940308No you don't
Exceed Daughter of Kitasan Black, Granddaughter of King Halo and Grand Grandaughter of Sakura Bakushin O wins the Carnation Cup
post umas with only the purest of intentions
I ran out of borrows from gluing runstime to take it easy
annaanon: >"I would never lewd one of the umas"Also annaanon when Curren Chan
>3 runs, 3 trash parent sparks>took enough time to have one more run for the day>fuck it, I'll do a Nishino run in 25 minutes to get those two races for the Yasuda mission taken care of>get trash sparks as expected, 1*speed 1*late surger, but I'm 150 carats richerSometimes you get a feel for how a day has gone, you use it to your advantage.
>>567941912
>>567941779Surely you underestimate how fat some people here are
>>567939808Dear god...
sexually speaking and nothing else, no meta, no gameplay, not anythingIs Daiwa Scarlet the hottest Uma?
I like the wobble
>>567941901Also full sister of Equinox. A shame she didn’t have enough prize money for the Oaks but glad to see her finally getting another win this time. Maybe we can still see her in the Shuka Sho?
>>567941948wtf, dober has some fat tits
hishimammaries
wobble = SOVL
>>567941948>>567941948
>>567940507There's no way Dia boobs are that powerful
>>567942059just beeblos yourself
No fan-made wobble can ever compete with kino wobble.
Does annaanon post on /uma/ or /vm/a?
>>567942169
>>567942030Oh yeah i remember that, but I didn't know she couldn't participate in the oaks due to prize money, a shame but I'm sure they'll put her in the shuka sho, she's pretty strong
>>567942074I want taiki to straddle and hug me to death
Fat mare tits
>>567942221I just got her recently after grinding the daily legend races and honestly it was worth the weight. The glutton moments through the career already crumbled my will but the victory screen completely killed me. She's also enormous in the 1st anni outfit, jesas. My only wish would be to keep her non-G1 winning line over the G1 one, the Engrish is too cute
>>567942169The power of her boobs is multiplied by her cuteness, her stubborn personality, and their bounce. I simply cannot resist them..
Apparently there is a gofile link with all the uma porn made by annaanon that got leaked from his discord
Meiner Azzurro wins the Senkakuwan Tokubetsu
in bed now...thanks for being cool dacchis
>>567942587kys
>>567942491Boobies...
>>567942587shut the fukc up rice avatar fag
>>567942592Fatty Taiki...
>>567942491Dia's stubborn jiggly fat saggy boobs...
>taishin wants me to give me a break from MANT runs so she purposefully lose the debut raceThank you Taishin!
>>567941901she's finally back?
>>567942592the added weight goes right to her big ol boobies
>>567942592healthiest american
>>567942803STOP GIVING ME FISH I HAVE A FRIDGE FULL OF TUNA I HAVEN'T FINISHED YET
>>567942493You need to find it
>>567942856No, you must take it!
>>567942587
>>567942393Didn't she get injured last year? Without that injury she would have easily met the requirements. I’m rooting for Ani-tan, but having a different winner for each leg of the Triple Tiara is always kino
>>567942689Made for wringing my penis dry after making me admit that I'm attracted to her
>>567942965Yes she got injured right after her debut race so she wasn’t able to rack up enough prize money entering races and they’re being more careful with her in general too. She might shine more in the autumn season much like Nox instead, provided she doesn’t get injured again
Shaykh wins the Takao Tokubetsu>>567942965She had a fracture 7 months ago and apparently she's only raced twice since then, this is her first race after the Flower cup G3 where she ended third, she just has to get her form back
Mechamusume open leauge uma
>>567943213>longslop>1300 stamina and a gold healevery time
>>567939808Every time when someone says how much mant sucks just remind them about unity days, the double circle losses, the spirits not bursting, or ending up on guts and non clockable races. Also the best one : energy management needed to be absolute perfect. One bad turn was a glue, not to mention energy management was abhorrent.
will there be reasons to go back to older modes besides URA for speedrunning dailies?or is it all powercreep
After careful consideration I have concluded that I do indeed hate MANT. Take me back to comfy Unityharu.
>>567943213>no long S
>>567943429for fun___
>>567942793That’s the mother to the clan
>>567943429URA and Unity cup get reworked into parent scenarios where you loop the Ignited skills and a new set of essence skills to feed into Great grandparents, grandparents and hopefully parentsbut it is a set of 10 skills so its really hard to actually do that, only a couple hundred parents have a full lineage of all 10 skills
>>567943429Unity Wit spark and Support Suzuka
>>567942592I DON'T WANT TO CURE MY UMAS' SLOW METABOLISM LET THEM BE FAAAAAAAAT
>>567943536Rice would say this
Tagano Abby Grand Granddaughter of Special Week and related to Maruzensky wins the A.T.C Sydney Trophy
I hate MANT too but I kinda like racing trainingslop is gay umas should run
>>567943429i think hot springs is the best fan farming mode idk if it's true or umajpg gaslight
First time poster, just wanted to say I LOVE SEIUN SKY RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>567943675calm down brosnan-san
>>567943675if I had game making skills I would create a knock off scenario where you need to fat up your favorite uma as much as possible for three yearswhen the yakuza came for me id die with a smile on my face, my dreams fulfilled for once
>>567943774
>>567943730I think if they made facilities level up with your races it may be a little better instead of praying your summers are not SHIT
>thinken about swapping my star uma>but consistently she gets borrowed 3 times a daybros..
>>567943981you should only train 4/8 summer turns anyway, a couple dead turns wont kill your Uma
>>567943730Racing is just clicking random training + some skill points. Also the gains from racing is always the same, thereäs no "lucky big win" in racing.
Where was the calculator for the Sp/Length for the CM?
Genius minds of jp, I come to you in time of need from globab. I urgently need to know whether Inari 1 prefers cock or pussy to know whether I pull for her or not. I will forever be in your debt if you will bless me with your boundless wisdom.
>>567943536Entiendo
>>567943995samethis one guys keeps borrowing my digitan 4-5 times everyday and I don't want to fuck with him
>>567943995If it ain't broke don't fix itUnless you're one of those uber tryhards who change their borrows to screw over the competition
>>567944081Repeatedly gets passed like a blunt between Oguri, Tama and Super Creek but theyre all fucking someone else so she's shit out of luckits very funny
>>567944081Dick
>>567944081If your profile says Male then cockIf your profile says Female then pussyAre you really this stupid?
>>567944081she seemed a little gay in CinGay then again that's most short people
We fucked
>>567944160its more 'i wanna swap so i can hopefully get more borrows per day'
>>567944194putting my cock between this fat bitch's tits
>>567944253If you have to ask the question you probably dont have an overwhelmingly good parent
>>567944256You're a virgin shut the fuck up.
>>567944341No, I don't think I will.
>>567943978Gods she is cute. Nice art. I could be misremembering, but aren’t those sleeves the same size? Did the artist shrink the one down just to flash pit…Sky really is dangerous.>>567944081If she wins her races, she’ll prefer (you).
I don't know how to get Sweepy to recognise the emulator window...
>>567944240Agnes...
Marino Tonitrus Granddaughter of both Special Week and Mejiro Dober wins the Dainichidake Tokubetsu
>>567944514You accepted the ToS. No botting.
>>567944428Yeah I think the sleeves are symmetrical, the artist probably intended for that one to be randomly crumpled/folded at that particular moment.
>>567944514which sweepy
>>567944514Ask gemini or grok but unironicallyThey will configure sweepy for you
>>567944602The latest one I think? https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/ I had to check an older Readme to see what exactly it wanted. I try to run it but it wants to bring up Steam, but it says it needs that Mumu player.
Guten morgen /uma/
>>567944758then I can't help you with thatI'm still using retroSweepynuSweepy is headlessretro one is mumu
>>567944054help pls...
>>567944797OHIO!
>>567944869what do you mean by sp/length
massaging Maru's hag feet
>>567944860Which repo is retrosweepy?
Grok, I am a retarded SEAfag. Which Uma is for me?
comfy hours are overthe german avatartranny is here
bros i have come into possesion of 30eggswhat do i make to use a large majority of it
>>567944967Hishi Agnes
>>567945000Japanese egg salad
>>567944909I thought there was a site where you can plug in your skill points and skills and it telsl you which it most worth
>>567945000You have to eat all the eggs.
>>567945000Egg wine. You put all the eggs into a bucket, wash your feet, and then carefully stomp on them in the bucket, over and over, for about an hour. Then seal the bucket and wait at least eight months for fermentation
>>567945000Boil them, kidnap a highschooler girl, and force her to eat all of them
>wake up from a nap>check the charge on my phone>it's somehow 67% yet againstupid sexy zoomer
>>567944943I...don't rememberthe last few retro sweepy versions were very buggyyou have to look in the archive to see which version is the last "working" oneor sell your soul and use nuSweepy
>lisnan 2 boomer drum n bass>wachin honses run fas>didn haf 2 clok NIG Mileyep, its a gud nitehttps://youtu.be/931PQwTA79k
>>567945000bake a cake, obviously
>>567945184what does the Helios image have anything to do with your post? can you stop avatartranning as Helios? you are not Helios
>>567945000Fisherman’s eggs. Easy to make, delicious, high protein. Go nuts.
I can't wait for Yeppers!
>>567945000put one in your ass and boil the rest
>>567945095I'm not going to tell you that you made it up but I've never heard of that site. Are you maybe thinking of the umalator that tells you how many lengths a skill is worth?
>>567945286huh
>>567945286V is seething
>>567945286he said six seven you fucking IMBECILE
>>567945221Thank you anyway bro.
>>567945363Don't engage, it's a leftover retard from NA hours
>>567942074
>>567945418what does the image of Rice Shower have anything to do with what you said? why are you avatarfagging?
G3 in 4 mins
>>567943429Ignited Spirit Wit. Power and Guts if you're a real tryhard gene farmer. I've heard URA gets some unique sparkable skills added down the line that people also farm onto their grand/great grandparents.
Pic related, it's literally me.Give me an Uma.
>>567943774https://youtu.be/o4xfLzghezgThe cutest song
>>567945461I'M ANGRY AT YOU SO I POSTED A CHARACTER LOOKING ANGRY AND NOW I'M DOING IT AGAIN YOU, YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!!
>>567945418
Don in the Mood Grandson of Agnes Tachyon wins the Keyaki Stakes
>>567945438holy mother of MILK
>>567945343Could have sworn i saw someone using it...
>>567945556so you admit you are avatarfagging as Rice Shower? you know that is against the rules?you are not Rice Shower
im avatarfagging
G3 - Heian Stakes, 1900m Dirt, 4YO or Older only (post time - 15:45 JST)Starting https://kick.com/b01doghos1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon3.4.5. Dam side - Grass Wonder6.7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Neo Universe8. Dam side - Tamamo Cross9. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Special Week10.11. Dam side - Symboli Kris S, Fuji Kiseki12. Dam side - Agnes Digital13. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week15.16. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week
>>567945591Hope he didn't inherit the glass leg debuff
...what if that poster IS Rice Shower?
The next uma posted is who I avatarfag with.
>>567944514In Powershell: adb connect 127.0.0.1:5555cd C:\Users\j(you)\umamusume-sweepypython main.pyIf it doesn't work then check in Mumu what IP the emulator is using.
>>567945591>Henry Hughes
>>567945694Rice Shower is underage and should not be posting on 4chan
>>567945647you sound even madder than i'm pretending to be bro.
>>567945694Impossible. Rice Shower is busy sucking old men off for my entertainment
>>567945710
>>567945740She is already of age.
>>567945686YOU CAN GO SO MUCH FASTER!
Uma's should all have big tits
G3 Heian Stakes winner - Lord Couronne
He has been doing this for 10 hours now approximatelyNow that you engaged him he might go for another 10
>>567945937
>>567946006holy fucking owned
>>567945831>you will never make a girl happy on marriage day
>>567945750>i'm not mad you are!okay but why did you have to attach Rice Shower to your reply? it contributes nothing but being an avatar for you>>567945952did you change your sleep schedule V?
>>567945893Like light and darkness, there needs to be flat for the boobs to stand out.
>>567946115It adds +1 rice shower image to the thread and makes you give me a (you)
Fuck man I got infected by the retard
>>567946179Taishin naizuri!
Did I miss any G1s for today?>backreadnyoooo
>>567946179Sex with Tickezo!!!!
>>567946185oh okay so you are avatarfagging then just like I thoughtthat's against the rules you know?
>>567946295its called a reaction image, and I have many of them.
Dia keeps asking me to sign mysterious documents...
>>567946348>muh reaction imagecall it whatever you want V, you are still avatarfagging and breaking the rules>>567946376Dia didn't ask you for anything delusional clown, she is not real
>>567946376Whatever you do, do NOT sign the contract.
>>567946417oh boy you're REALLY mad
hey guys this is me
>schizoposting these hoursAm I in the wrong timeline or it's because it's the weekends
>>567946503your socks aren't even matching you eggnog, are you breaking the rules? as punishment can I please have the left sock
>>567946545Weekend, he gets to stay up past his bedtime
I just killed my Teio
>>567946545its friday so it probably is up past its bed time. its unfortunate, but these things happen.
Between mr cb and bamboo memory guts for end closer which is higher prio to borrow?
>>567946545Just a side effect of the weekendHe is a NA schizo that stayed up lateWe have like three of them
>>567946637CB for sure
>>567946637Bamboo Memory if you're willing to torture yourself with a guts deck. CB if you just want to be done within a couple of days
>>567946545Memorial Weekend. Remember the Fallen.
I have two aces prepared already. Praise me.
>>567946637depends. if depending on tracen cheer you probably don't want daring strike since it can hit any time midrace. Bamboo hits after 50% so it can't fuck you over. If not using cheer, early start would be the better skill imo. Some people might say this also applies to goldship but i think her unique is like 5% as likely to get fucked by positioning than cheer halo's is.
>>567946830Congrats, your struggle is finally over.I thought I had a strong Fuji but then she came in 5th during one of the daily races today and got completely raped at practice lobbies. I'm scared. My end closers are S+ and seem unreliable, but they at least win sometimes.
Oaks in 24 hours
>>567946958which one is the most sex? has the biggest tits?
Vento in Coda Granddaughter of Manhattan Cafe wins the last allowance race in Niigata
>>567946958Star Anise got this
>>567946958The only great name here is Trinity.
Is it better to have a X Corner or X corner + straightaway O?
>Rival Symboli Rudolf defeats 1030 speed Oguri twice in Senior Arima because she keeps beating her in the duel on the final straight>no clocks leftok
>>567946376Hi, special delivery for a.....Satono-T.Please sign this document here
>>567946958sweet happiness is such a good name
>>567947281Sorry, I don't sign anything I'm not capable of reading.
>>567947281Oh, sorry that's not my name, wrong address. Good luck! *Closes the door*
>>567946958Does Longing Celine have a large butt
>>567946958LaughterLines will be your fuarking ohimba
>>567947281*signs signs signs*
Kyoei Freude Daughter of Satono Crown and Granddaughter of Manhattan Cafe wins the last allowance race in Tokyo
No focus but it's the best I'll ever get most likely
>i think the tiara races are fake a gay t. gold city
>>567946830Good job, the third one will be done in a jiffy too!
>>567947519>front curren
>>567947110>>567946693kill yourself
>>567947519why do you need focus
>lose legs of triple tiara for no fucking reasonguess i'm -100 stats this run.
I've been skipping season 3 until nowis it worth watching?I just know I want to mating press Sounds of Earth
>>567947794I want to fuck Mirako
wide awake at 3 ami'm so lonely
>>567947901>Sounds of Earthgiga based, but to answer your question yeah it’s worth watching. Kitasan and Dia are adorable
>>567947901the messiest and most unfocused season of the franchise, still worth a watch but don't expect anything special. it kinda relies on the cool characters from S2 to stand out and not even that is good, the new ones don't do anything including Sounds of Earth
are oaks even native to japan
>>567948039https://jiggie.fun/RItNyi
what uma has small tits but huge ass?
>>567947901No. Kitasan is a terrible MC, and after the Dia episode it's just boring slop. Even the one slightly redeeming episode is ruined by yuritrash. Let me save you some time.
>>567948093ass wonder
>>567948093
>>567948175
>>567948121Where are the Dober armpits
>>567948121my wife otl
>>567947281Uhh must be a package for my Trainee, she must've misspelled the name. No harm in signing for it.
Maya fans in Japan:>cute girls who see her like a younger sisterMaya fans overseas:>disgusting pedo balding uncWhat explains this difference?
where does the meme of Grass having a huge ass comes from?
>>567948237You're next, Ulala.
>>567948324That is a very cute picture and concept.
>>567948335Good meme pose
>fail 13%>fail 9% right afterok
>>567948335The horse had a big butt, supposedly. I don't know, it looks like any horse's butt to me.
>>567948404NEED
I think Uma Musume anime would have been better if there was a giga chad self insert MC I could self insert to who won with underdogs.
>>567948496Australian uma...?
Yorino Legend Grandson of Eishin Flash wins the R.A. Australia Trophy and last race for today
>>567948550Cinderella Gray 2nd Season
>>567948346Please
>>567948404https://files.catbox.moe/iveiut.jpegagreed
Why do their tails swing around? Are they also trying to swat away flies like actual horses?
awful art
>>567948783
>>567948815Why is this bitch looking through her trainer's phone?
>>567948404BIGGER
unyielding spirit or shifting gears if they cost the same
>>567948858Rich girls are entitled!
Races for today are done, as always thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterJapanese Oaks tomorrow, good luck to your pick
my shortstack wife
>>567948810Westoid art tends to be
AAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHGHHHGUUUUUHHH IIIMMM ABOUT TO NUUUUUUT HAAAH AAAAAH HAAAAA
>>567948921STOP ORDERING SO MANY SWEETS
how much stamina is not enough stamina for CM15
>be an umamusume who runs mile+ races>have to train for this every day>oh no I ate a parfait I'm gonna get fat
>>567948921>>567948404
>>567948815You know why
>>567948093stinko
>>567949040just look it up on the umalator bro
>>567949015High quality post. Made me chuckle
>>567948637Wait... I was joking...
Post a cute McQueen
>>567949131I'd rather be lied to by /uma/ than a discord calculator
>>567949050>>567948404lame small uma butts>>567948335>>567948750kino juicy uma asses
>>567949175when it comes to stam recs the calculator is actually pretty reliable though
Rice cake
>left to right
>>567949172
>>567948783To mark their trainer
>>567949250
>>567949316Helios is a DYKE tho
>>567948815I can't believe she's so embarrassed that her Torena is a Renaissance LARPer...Can't a guy have hobbies?
>>567949346McQueen wouldn't act like this.>>567949345Rice wouldn't act like this.>>567949316Daitaku Helios wouldn't act like this.
i'm too old for these girls
Uma x Uma>>>>Uma x Trainer
>>567949445when is this fatty coming to global I need to sit on my face I MEAN train her
Just cleaned my AC and it's fucking freezing
https://poal.me/u59b5ihttps://poal.me/u59b5ihttps://poal.me/u59b5i
>>567949545December of this year right before Christmas
>>567942071>>567945864
>>567949526don't you have a doujin to finish, Digitan?
>>567949579yurisisters... not like this...
anime trainers are all ugly afand we don't have a good representation for game trainers
>>567949621wtf i love mexico now
Gonna finish to my trainee.
>>567949781lies
>>567949846>>567949846>>567949846
>>567948580Based Flash off spring
>>567949608It's going to be a white Christmas, after all...
>>567949226lost the dice roll on final races/training so doesn't matter anywayjesus christ I hate this scenario
You let NTRfag bake instead of giving Tama a thread. Game Over.
