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Biko ryona
Do not be attracted to horses.
>>567949905my new wife
Umaypoi with Fuku
Kys
>>567949995No, fuck U
Uma x Tore is betterBut I also like to watch my wife smooching some Umas tooShe is a winner after all
>>567949846OH MY RAISUE THEY TURNED INCHOU INTO A PUPPET
>he fell for a brown uma
>>567950131there's nothing wrong with that...
>>567950131why are you racist?
uma x uma is only good if one of them is a futa
my adorable Princess
>>567950104>NTRgoat is a yurichad
I fell for a brown uma
christ, well at least thats an easy hash filter
This thread wil be baby batter
https://jiggie.fun/RItNyihttps://jiggie.fun/RItNyi
>>567950321
The Saintess
futa uma x uma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trainer x uma
TOUCH MCQUEEN'S BUTT
>>567950384wife groove
If you were Jeff Cygames, how would you unkill your game?
>>567950496the strongest uma futa
If the game decides to give me Fast Learner and distance S, I do, in fact, deserve to cap speed. Yet the game continues to deny me my rights.
No one asked but if I were allowed to, I would blow the biggest loads ever in Dream Journey's womb and then some. Thanks for reading this post.
>>567950523playercount is the same as in unity tho
>>567950523Skip Grand Live, bundle A&G with Ramonu and give double the amount of free pulls
Raping all the uma x uma faggots hereAlso the faggots using filters get raped to death
>>567950131What can I say, brown chicks are hot
>>567950565
are there any mares who aren't taken?
Dream Journey has a fat juicy ass
how do you expect me to not be gay for Brian though
>>567950131You are gay
>>567950565>>567950657I want to smell her umanko
I'm a fan of (Me) x Rice
>>567950523do nothing
>>567950104>>567950285I think that's an imposter OG NTRfag is a waifufag and very racist
>>567950303does that mean Gimlet is free?
>>567950657Prone bone
>>567950774What's it smell like?
>>567950604NoUnity fell below 10k for 1 (juan) day onlyBlacktrazer struggled to get above 10k for several weeks now and we are only half way through
>>567950812Isn't it way past your bedtime now?
I need Dream Journey rubbing her ass on my face
>>567950869That wasn't an inflammatory post. Everything anon said is true.
>>567950484Gladly.
>>567950748>everyone sane>pinky promise? that's cute>gooks
Dream Journey looks like she'd be greasy
>>567950812Then why is he so scared of posting on /sp/?
we joke about fatty umas but man some of the real horses were FAT FUCKS
https://files.catbox.moe/kr89r5.png
>>567950936>NTR butOkay why are you still up? Go sleep. Tomorrow you can schizo again
Umas are brave and strong womenTrainer x uma fags are mysoginist fucks for imposing their patriarchal fantasy and mzking them all housewives
>>567950975please don't make fun of Grass Wonder...
>>567951017Where did you get this picture of me an my wife?
>>567950812There's no imposter because everyone else can post NTR. Seriously stop associating a character to a single poster then cry about avatarfaggotry.Hell even I can post NTR in my post.
Is this game like a visual novel or something?
>>567951034>all anons talking about the same topic are the same anonNow you are the one being inflammatory.
>>567951034it is weird he's still up, I'm also late as fuck but If I sleep a cat dies
I only like uma x trainer if I draw my OC as the traineranything else is lame
I'm running out of things to watch while grinding MANT..
ohimba deserve toreina love
>>567951083It's a bunch of them yes, combined with a simulator in which you train racers and make them run races. It is very fun and good until you get tired of it and it keeps on trying to push you to play it via addiction-fostering gacha systems. After that, it is only moderately fun and good.
>>567951083roguelite with VN elements
Smooching Chrono smooch smooch smooch!
>>567951071Yeah that is also a good point. Anon reminds us of the big picture
gray mares are whores
Haven't trained Taishin in a while. Forgot how unappealing she looks.
>>567951263>multiple umas getting fat after retirementbros.........
I DONT WANNA RACE ANYMOREI JUST WANNA GO BACK TO CLICKING TRAINING BUTTONS AND FISHING FOR HINTS
>>567950975Mirako is so fat she is eating on her alt outfit unique animation
>>567951276yeah, mine
>>567951060Never forget that the moment global audiences learned about fat grass wonder and made fun of him, he passed away.
>>567951361And that is perfectly fine. Welcomed, even!
Is there any benefit to saving a facility training application until just after a level increase? I wonder whether it discards any progress you've made toward the new level if you use it while you're already partway there.
Kitasan is confirmed NOT fat after retirement
>>567951361
I didn't fucking think keto flu was real holy shit. This fasting is torture guys.
>>567950975Fat umas are so cute
>>567951484No benefit at all. Use it right away, the game keeps tracks of your clicks on that facility
Is there a mature woman in this game?
>>567951546>ketobro just go on ozympic like a normal person
>>567951484no, it saves your progress
>>567951484It doesn't discard the progress, use it right away
>>567951563?
>>567950946No that's this
DID YOU KNOW that in UMA MUSUME it's recommended for horses to put on extra weight when they're on breeding duty
>>567951563Mentally mature, or just old
>>567951563Trainer KiryuinAir Groove's mom
>>567951569I don't think ozempic, I'm fasting. But after the third day of alternate fast I feel like I have the flu. Runny nose, headache, muscle soreness, foggy head, and can't sleep.
>>567951615You've no idea how insecure and brainrotted they areEVERYTHING is mocking them for their small dicks and it's fun because they're admitting to it being so minuscule they can't live life properly lmao
>>567951615AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
niggas will do ANYTHING except for settling into a balanced diet and moderate physical activity
>>567951642not a child
>>567951563
>>567951832I can fix her
>horses who stop racing start getting fatStill will happen to your oshi
>>567951832
post something sleepy
>>567951894Plump Chrono with that mom body...
>>567951978
>>567951216I don't know anything about Chrono but I already know she likes girls
>>567952056the Satono plush is goddamn creepy
>>567951978Time to sleep (with umas)
>>567951978.
>>567952136I genuinely hate this. I can't sleep when it's hot and stuffy.
>>567951894how horrifying
Mares...
>>567952195>retard is thinking about sleep instead of hardening his cockthis is why you will die a virgin
>>567951894The future seems bright.
>>567952278SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>567951978She's on a bed
>>567951894White haired MILF Chrono...
Umas getting fat after retirement is entirely the fault of their trainers. She trusts her trainer to know better and provide a correct diet, cleaning up the plate every time. I would never betray my trainee by giving her too much calories to eat
>>567952476>boy buttPass.
>>567952398>>567951894Chrono...fat.
>>567952031What if it's a boy?
>>567952541Chrono grew bigger!!!
>>567952476>Boy buttMy cock is penetrating that.
>>567952098mirako sexo
>>567952572Make her pregnant againwould be the same answer if it was a girl
>>567952476>nigga070nice
YABBA DABBA UMADOOOOOOOOOOL
>>567952541My faceTheir belliesDo the math
Curren (good)
WRONG! There is no such thing as too much
>>567952803>i didnt have the funds to pull for the biggest, most feeder-coded umathis pain is constant and sharp
>>567952684saving 60k semen for her original and alt
isn't forever young supposed to be as big as akebono? Why isn't she?
el classico
>>567953009Nobody watches soccer shut up
>>567952784haha y-you do body shots off of your umas? Haha that's c-crazy haha
>>567953042We watch football (not handegg)
ANKARA MESSI
Puppy-chan...
all of my event chains finished but bamboo agemasened
Is this the run?
Does someone have nun-like attire?
>>567953241i hope your run falls flat metashitter
i like how it took them until THIS year to patch the cards not finishingthank you cygaymest
>>567953318Why are you such an asshole? Ricebros are not suppose to be assholes.
>>567952084No, it's great.
>>567953335did they actually patched that now?
>>567953335I thought we're already getting event appearance rate items for GL
Is Oguri just that French guy that couldn't stop eating and eventually he died from eating too much?
>>567951978Can you believe it's been 8 years since covid. Kids born on that year are starting highschool already.
>>567953335>to patch the cards not finishing
Satono style umapyoi
I can't fucking sleep. I can't believe fasting somehow prevents me from sleeping.Should I order sleeping pills?
>>567953710get some melatonin bwo
>>567953523Covid got memory holed so hard that whenever I talk to people about it, they react like they have brain fog and barely remember how fucking bullshit it was, and how the global kikes got away with enforcing masks and mandatory home time
>>567953710Chamomile tea
>>567953710Masturbate 2 times and you will sleep don't fall for the melatonin gaslight
>>567953710keep edging until you're out of energy
I still have a single URA Finale horso in my team trials teams.
>>567953710drink water
>>567953710Masturbate but don't shoot your load early, try to goon and edge as much as possible
>>567953810What's happening to this Teio?
>>567953710Keep jerking off until you pass out
>>567953741It kept evolving into monkeypox until that had to be memoryholed once it starting showing up on kids.
>90% of the replies are telling him to jerk offWhat the fuck is wrong with you gooners.
>>567953710I just do some crunches and pushups if I can't sleep
>>567953852she's trying to sleep
>>567953741I'll be honest, as someone who unfortunately spent a lot of time on hospitals, masks should have been enforced sooner, before COVID, I fucking hated getting a cold because some stupid Karen was coughing and sneezing her soul away. masks also hide most of my ugliness away as well...
>>567953894Jerking off literally helps you fall asleep
>>567953657SMOKER'S GOT ME
>>567953894look at this nonGOONER
>>567953894If you're spending all your time indoors and by yourself, you might as well
>>567953710Do some sport to exhaust yourself? Or drink some tea thats supposed to help you sleep
>>567953710unironically go get a gf. You'll be so exhausted having to deal with, and listen to all of her retarded bullshit that you'll pass out with ease
>>567953894I'm sorry... I'm a gacha player, I think with my penis all the time
>>567953894it's proven science thougheverbeit
>>567953846MIRAKO YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE EDGING PART ANY EASIER I'M GONNA C
>>567953978Tachyon is unfamiliar with sex
who should I bet for?
>>567953978I don't recognize this, who is this?
>>567954058middle option
>>567954049Introduce it to her. For science or whatever it is she likes.
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>567954058TAMA ITS HER BIRTHDAY
>>567954101I lost 8 million yen>>567954147Tama won
>>567954058>Rance
>>567954168you win some you lose some
>>567954107Making Tachyon a lewd girl...
>my man showed up with another man
kill all chiyoposters
>>567954218
so the big himba race is tomorrow
2 more chiyo pics for the filter.
Bourbon NTR
only newfags filter btw
>>567954308Rice would NEVER say this.
>>567954548Reminds me of this. Bobo is so cuuuute...
>>567954402fag filter
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEI NEVER GOT A GOLD RECOV AND IM CLOCKING OUT IN TENNO SPRING
we know filters hurt your feelings V (lower case mode)
>>567954651>>567954548
>>567952056>>567952084>>567953375These motherfuckers are 66,000 yen...
>>567954707Nice
>>567954548She's going to break the tv.Maybe by accident, maybe not.
In my 17 years of being on 4chan I have never used the filter function.Sorry, Chiyonigger is that much of a faggot. Sorry, not dealing with ERP and attentionwhoring. Sorry, not sorry.
>>567954834go to reddit lil bwo
damn nigga got mindbroken after one post
>>567955020Been here longer than you, nah.
Yep it's that easy
>>567954218That's why you get lovey dovey with someone else to prove a point
chiyogay mindbroke another one
9 runs and still not a single Mile SAlso, what other games you bwos are playing? I'm thinking of picking up other games and try to play MANT less. Only bought Magical Princess atm
>>567954387Yes, and then the DAAAAAHBYYY next week.
woke up and first thing I want are rooms
>bourbon frontfagNo. Make your own room sovless cretein.
>>567955284Mushrooms?
>>567955284
>>567955186>do parent runs>get Mile S 3 times in a row>do ace runs>don't get Mile S ever
if I sign in uma.moe with my google account am I gonna get doxxed? Will people be able to see what my google account is?
This outfit is kinda sexy on Ogurin
>>567955186>what other games you bwos are playing?hyperdimension neptuniabeen a lot of fun>>567955362just rooms
>>567955284>>567955370erotic uma
>>567955472Oguri is not a sexy girl.
>>567955186I felt like playing more weeb shit again, so I bought tales of rise for my switcherino. Good fun and makes it even harder to stomach MANT
>>567955284ask and you'll receive1551 9927
>>567955186More gacha. Reverse 1999
>>567955186I only play osu!, there are pirated ofc uma songs in there
>>567955186>what other games you bwos are playing?Crimson Desert and BF6, but I'm about to do my yearly run of all the DKC games. Ace has absolutely nothing to do with this post but I really just wanted to post her because she's great
>>567955651Is Crimson Desert good? I was thinking of getting it.
>>567955480Neppers takes me back. Very fun and just silly game overall
>>567955651What sort of games would Ace enjoy playing?
>>567955553Yes she is
>>567955760overcooked
>>567950131yes
>>567955809Prove it
>>567955565need another
>>567955949Nah, you just want to oogle Ogurin
>>567955186elden ring reforged
>>567956094
>>567955186I have been playing CS2
>>567956060Tsk.
>>567955701I love the vast exploration and flashy combat, however I'm ashamed to admit I have a Bakushin brain and had to use a guide on some puzzles
>>567956197This seems worse than Taiki's ult
>>567955374Same thing happened to me. My King and Nishino parents that I did both are with Mile S. Even my fan run Doto had Mile S and you need to hit 2 Mile sparks to get Doto to S>>567955480Top Nep! Fun game but DLCs breaks the balance by a lot>>567955559>Tales of RiseFirst time hearing about this Tales. I only know the older series and Radiant Mythology >>567955582I kept hearing about Reverse from my friend and that it's niche but with a good story. I would pick it up but I don't want to play more gachas >>567955590I still have it installed but never touched it for years. Still a fun game tho>>567955651>Crimson DesertI honestly thought this was a multiplayer before release, and was going to pick it up. Realized it's not and it's paid so I had to refrain. Expensive too
>>567956240
>>567949846Will this be our first time reaching sub 30k?>>567950604>>567950852I guess steam players are solid, its the mobile players that are dropping the game>>567950523>x2 carat gain>x2 daily legend gainIts non negotiable with all the cracked games being released just this month alone how many was it 5 and we still have a week to go.
>>567956246Tales of Rise is a tad different from the others and self contained.
>>567956090>ERI never got into DS games but seems like something I could probably clear. Seems farfetched but I did clear AC6 pre-balance patch >>567956197>CS2I suck at it since I don't like camping and being one shotted
>>567955760Def Jam: Fight for New York
>he gets the dream highroll>he wins plat with that dream highroll>now he is stuck in the endless wheel of chasing that high but the reality is that he will never recreate that highrollyou will never be happy unless you let go of that desire
when the budding didn't blossom
>>567956294Oh no...
>>567955565>>567956058Good job.
>>567956294>>567956197
>>567956412
...Derby?
>>567956368Nishino's budding blossoms...
>>567956546I love these
Is Determined Descent good for this CM?
>>567956591wtf awful
>>567956412PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
>>567956368>heh 3rd coming out of the corner>its over for you frontchuds>...>where is my accel
Digitan LOVE
>>567956620Highlander is cope-able not Descent
>>567956553Dahby
>>567955565was making food...should've done that first>>567955745it isss, quite literally feels like they could do whatever with the writing>>567956246>DLCyeah I took a quick look for fun and I was like increasing level caps and stuff?? like just gameplay oriented stuff which I'm fine skipping since I just want to experience the main story and characters
>>567956539I want to be in McQueen's position so I can look up and see golshi's panties
>>567956720You can still experience the main story and charas with DLC but it makes the game a lot easier. I remember overleveling so much that I was one hitting everyone in the main story
Uma that would enjoy watching YTPs?
>>567956246crimson desert will be a great purchase a year from now on after they finish their bajillion content updates and QOL improvements and is on sale or bundled with DLC expansion
I'm hungry. Where is the food?
Which way to go bwos? I have one vita to secure a 0% failure, and a speed ankle. Sadly no megaphones.>>567956884Natie and Rudolf most definitely
>>567957039i eated it all
>>567957050rightleft is for sumnmers
>>567956720cute ayacurren so I'll make another room5083 2555
>>567957146ty!!
UMAMA THE ROOMSNIPER
Last Thread
>>567957103Say no more
>>567957260HA HAUMA SEXHA HA HA
I want to look at uma panties
>>567957260GLUG GAME
>>567957146Ouch.
>>567957446
>>567957613Oh Oguri, let me help you out. I'll push from the back here.
Good morning. Man I'm late.
>>567957740Good morning bwo
Im sad I ran out of clocks by hopeless, im on the edge now
>>567957446Too bad
>>567957802Good morning Teio bro!
>>567957964My penis hurts and it's Sweepy's fault.
>>567957920gwo there's no need to torture yourself and use clocks aside from Niigata and G1s
>>567957446Don't stare too much
>>567958028Sex
>>567958186That's a bikini bwo
NO FUSUS
>>567955186Hey, I'm playing Magical Princess as well! Pretty fun, it's like Volcano Princess with budget, even if I suck ass at the festivals. The girls are pretty cute, I'm focusing on Chocolat because Super Creek messed me up real bad. I'm also playing Tibia as well because I have a soft spot for jurassic MMOs that are somehow still alive.
>>567956638Suck my dick and eat my shit and I'll think about it
>>567958086I give up, my stats and skills are good enough + lonewolf but uma keeps choking like shit. Usually she wins most of them with fewer stats. She choked all the g1 races by april and I quit by derbyFuck this shit I killed my 2nd 60TP run this event. Some umas are meant for glue factory
keep it 2d bwo
>>567957260>meta trainers aces wish rape
>>567958124What the fuck happened to her face? Is she so ugly that light refuses to reflect off her face?
>>567957260>curren city
>dumb falconI cannot contain my disgust.
Red Desire Dancehttps://x.com/LyonmanX/status/2058071536310042635?s=20
>>567958024Perfect pose for me to sniff them...
>>567958124Slut...
>>567958306Why is falco wearing double panties?
>>567958306Holy fuck.
Maruzensky should use my face as her car seat
Is there a more recent version of this japanese tier list for inherited unique skills?
I think what sucks in being 8 runs in a row without Mile S is that while trying to improve my aces for the previous A Finals I got Mile S four times in nine runs (and no Med S obviously), and in one of them it even procced THREE times. The game actively tries to make your life as miserable as possible.
>>567955186I wanted to play subnatuica 2 but I'm the guy who had to refund it, because of the cpu bullshit.
>>567957446I copy.
>>567958028that's a man
>>567958443it's slop
>>567958551put staygold in SS for late and end and it's basically the same
>>567958028please be a man
>>567958614On or off?
>>567958443to ensure the scent ferments so she can attract fat balding oji-sans like me
>>567958473ULALA NO>>567958261>Volcano PrincessYeppers that's why I bought it. There had been some games that are similar to it but no one came close to Volcano Princess until Magical Princess >spoilerHuh that's still alive>>567958606I wanted to get it but everyone's currently clowning on the devs for apparently what they said when players said it was too peaceful
>>567957260>>567957297Why is suzuka so thirsty
haru heberara
>>567958614I want to nibble that chubby tummy
are we gonna get gibs, after CinGrey wins the Crunchyroll anime awards?
>>567958826any second now....
I want to have sex with umas but umas are not real
If danchou can direct me to uma mods like boobs enlargement or nude mods for steam for free maybe I'll do more races like 2 or 3 MANT runs a day
>>567958707It will need to come off eventually, so that she can become a proper mature lady.
Maya fans in Japan:>cute girls who see her like a younger sisterMaya fans overseas:>disgusting pedo balding uncWhat explains this difference?
You guys do know that uma panties would be slick with sweat from all their training and racing right
>>567959016Yes, and?
sniff
Maya fans in Japan:>cute girls who see her like a younger sisterMaya fans overseas:>disgusting pedo cute girlsWhat explains this difference?
>>567959016Great!
>>567958950I'm only three of those things thank you very much
>>567958608hypnotic uma butt image
>>567959079I do not believe that perverted country doesn't think of Maya as sex incarnate.
>>567958362The dance is very schizo also super close!
Why is the Mejiro Anthem so emotional...
stupid brat
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realylrealy really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>567958774Shit's bad as it has a chinese spyware in it, also they didn't give a fuck about eula either. Still better than Riot's case which has a chinese rootkit in it, directly bricking PC's, and normalfags clap because it happened to cheaters, and doesn't even get concerns how it can happen to them. I'll just avoid chinese involved products from now on.The game itself is just boring as shit.
>>567959353Pristine and white...
>>567958028penis doko
>>567958362She's very cute and sex. I like that little bit dark makeup under her eyes (or she could just be tired), but erotic nonetheless.
>>567957446Is a leotard + skirt combo good enough to activate panties flash neurons
>>567959354i agree
DAAAA
I want to fucking eat some fat uma milkers
>>567959803Prettiest Derby...
>get mile S>daring strike didn't finishCan I cope with this or do I really need Daring Strike?
>>567959895you need both of them.....
>>567959353Because they've all passed except for Dober, and the Mejiro empire is gone forever and Mejiro Piola is jobbing with this pedigree
>>567959406Damn. I really was looking forward to it even. The devs' answer to their playerbase itself was already concerning, then I find out things you mentioned.Dodged a bullet there.
>>567959948I thought Mile S wasn't extremely obligatory like Medium S was... noaur...
>>567959975Kingmambo spotted!
>>567959960
>>567959975>Mejiro Nagasaki>Mejiro Chaserkiller names
>>567959998It's not that obligatory desu, but Daring Strike is the golshi nerf patch, that one is a must.
>>567959975We have Oguri McQueen to continue the not-Mejiro bloodline
>>567959869fusu
the mejiro clan got absorbed into the gold patriarchy as sunday silence master plan to marry mcqueen
I came from these thighs
Finally able to get a Mile S, and, unsurprisingly. I failed to hit the SSR events and that I got my lowest rating so far.Maybe I'll give up with gutsmaxxing too.
>>567960338you need to highroll so hard, not great for cmmaxxing
>>567959756HOLY SEX
>>567960163>to continue the not-Mejiro bloodlineI mean there's literally Ofevre and his ilk too then.
>>567960041She's got the power of Kingmambo, Lady Shiraoki, 8 Mejiros, and double Sunday Silence and still can't win>>567960163It's not the same without the Mejiro name...
the mejiro's are long chuds they are a dying breed in japan
>>567960478I do wonder, is it forbidden to use the Mejiro name even if the Mejiro clan is dead?
>>567960338gutsmaxxing is for neets playing mant 12 hours a day with their botted parents
I hate how they keep hyping up Juryoku because if she jobs....
How do I get a super creek wife?
Bossu...
>>567960562Why the fuck is she so massive?
I could have saved the Mejiro name.
>>567959960>>567960060Yeah but what if Cafe had a massive ass?
>>567960664I'd want her to sit on my face in that instance
>>567959975Mejiro Queen (1957) when?
Dober? More like Mejiro Jobber lmao
>>567959121So are you a disgusting balding pedo or a disgusting pedo unc?
>>567959756
>>567960654Better for mommy play
this general has made me not attracted to ningen women anymore, it's your fault the population is declining in the west.
>>567960715How would you breathe? Wouldn't it smell?
next thread will be less horny
I don't have Taishin can I run Hishiama instead for cm14? I don't want to run Golshi...
>>567961027run Tamamoshe comes with spurt
>>567961027Of course you can anon
>>567960003the last thing I see before I wake up
>>567960812I think I would like to know the source of this image...
>ZERO (zero) good cheer halo end parents on the database
>>567960781A digusting pedo unc, I'm not b*lding
are we autistic
>>567961119I am but that's only 1/3 of my team
>>567960932I'll figure it out.
>>567961228yeah
Do I need cheer kingu unique on Tama-chan?Uma musume pretty derby game question
>>567960538In the US there are rules for not naming your horse the same name as a previous (or after a 5 year waiting period or something like that) but most people still won't out of respect. I imagine nobody would do it for Mejiros
>>567960562They need to release an OVA of these two fucking
>>567961312every end wants it
>>567961226I want to fuck Maya's brains out.
>>567961312is tama-chan end? if yes, then yes
Checked my fridge and apparently the cordon bleu I was planning on eating for lunch expires 10 days ago. There's no visibile mold on it or anything though, so I should be fine, right?
>>567961348>>567961363Isn't Daring Strike going to fuck up with the Cheer ult?
>>567961228we have two clubs named after autism what do you think?
>>567961372Are we talking like a precooked thing?
>>567961372I don't know what blue condom is but the rule of thumb is that if the smell is ok and there is no mold, then you should be fine
>>567961372Don't do it bro...
>>567961440It's the whole Golshi Daring Strike question again..
>>567961226Thanks god I can be safe from corny uncs like you on tiktok
>>567961372Use by, sell by, and best by are 3 different things. First one is "You have maybe 2 days before it goes bad", second is entirely a grocery regulatory thing and you have extra time, with the third generally being a "is fine a week after but will taste worse"
>>567961484Yeah>>567961525Yippee
>>567961440You're not going to keep up with fronts without DS anon.
wow the edging+jerking off+chamomile tea tip worked out amazingly, feeling sleepy after weeks of not managing to fall asleepyou guys are alright, thanks for the plump umas as well they helped with the process, good night
el condom pornstar
Stop calling young men, "uncs" you brats.
>>567961228Are we?
>>567961703I don't know what tip you're referring to but I can never fall asleep right after jerking if I'm trying to edge myself to sleep and accidentally go too far it's at least another hour+ till I can snoozeUma musume
>>567961525Cordon Bleu is kind of like a schnitzel but with a layer of ham and filled with cheese. The swiss take it very serious and its very delicious too.
>>56796174025 isn't young
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>567961703>edging+jerking off+chamomile tea tipplease explain???
>>567961770
>>567961817happens to me as well, if I jerk off that's a 2+ hours investment and I don't sleep after, but I have caffeinated blood at all times so there is that
>>567961881Stop that please...
>>567961859You're still young when you're under 30!
>>567961603Mold is like tiny fibers so even if you don't see any on the outside, it could already be spreading inside. I wouldn't eat it.
>>567960562She tells you how in plain English.
>fails a 3%Anyone else open the game, start a run, then immediately lose all your motivation to play any more and give up?
Dick swelling went down, we're gonna make it
be not afraid
>>567960654is referencing cingray where super creek went from normal looking to ultra sex in a couple of months
>>567962093I never give up, but I dread the time wasted for a subpar veteran uma.
Yeah I think I'm gonna quit the run if I get vigor agemasen'd at the start of career, the sooner the better
Vigor, FCM, or Daring Strike? I can't borrow three cards.
>>567962532daring strike
>>567962532It's not even close
>>567962532Daring Strike is end's human rights
>>567961751>Ardan>LewdShe's pure wdym
>>567962752i harden for ardan
>You NEED Daring Strike>You NEED cheer Halo's unique >What do you mean it didn't proc?
>>567962778Lewd...
I need a more classy dirter...can mutate Yaeno from E to A dirt but idk
>>567962752pure succubus
>>567962932Thought you guys already learned the lesson with CM13's Golshi and DS. Weren't a bunch of you bitching and moaning about being unable to catch to fronts because "uhh /uma/ said skip daring strike bwo!"?
>>567963018is this a bell curve from pure slut to slut slut
>>567963018Roll for wedding Amazon
>>567963105it's just my favorites excluding coal shitty..
>>567963154ayabby!
>>567962532Vigor is the worst of the 3 because it can agemasen you
>>567962932devilish front propaganda, continue the good work anon
>>567963152Torena's have no rights...
>my end closers are always behind>proc daring strike>doesn't move up>8th and 9th till late raceWhat the fuck
>>567963392My human right is succulent brown umanko
>>567963387Man... girls in pajamas are so erotic
hag on my face
>>567963098I didn't run Golshi in cm13.
>>567963098I don't remember seeing any Golshi in CM13 who the hell still plays that horse
>>567962532You can cope with Pumped's 0.15 vs FoV 0.35 but Early Start's 0.05 is not worth it
>>567963634Why isn't she wearing a bra? How irresponsible.
>>567963634
goldshi game hasn't BEGUN
>>567963534
>>567963634Pointy Deutsch nipples...
>>567963098I had daring strike golshi and I still didn't catch up to fronts half the time
>>567963826Maya is so beautiful.
>>567963826UOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
>>567964046Two sides ups make her look pure
is end digitan actually better this time or am i getting gaslit again like cm13
i like the part where they do the yoinky sploinky in unlimited impact
Why isn't there a superendcloser++ acceleration, that only works in last place?
>>567964290End can use spurt and cheer halo's ult
for me its honsefun with 7 flatliners
I'm tired, boss
>>567964460isn't cheer halo's ult more reliable on lates
>>567964529It requires you to stay in the back
>>567964529If there's no ends in the lobby yeah, but spurt is enabled in this CM so everyone and their dog will bring ends
>zone>lightning in eyesWhy did Umamusume rip off Kuroko no Basket?
>sleep deprived predebut>give up
>>567965070there were already umas with shit coming out of their eyes before the zone was even brought up
>>567965070That's clearly SANS undertales
>>567964178
>>567965070>Releasing Tacto drink before the characterinteresting
>>567964178what is the point of life if you will never experience that?
sleepy
>>567965070Black Rock shooter did that shit ages ago and I'm sure they ripped it off from someone else
Hachimiing my Mambo until I nameruto hayakunaro
>>567965070what is kuroko no bastquet?
>>567965778The teleporting girl from railgun
>>567965070horse rice shower could just do thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IByGQF-123o
>>567965480I want a big doggo
>Nishino Flower, it's you!! You're the Hanshin Juvenile Filly?!!
>>567965492>Black Rock shooterI googled this hoping it was something that happened, and not an animu
>>567966114it did happen tho
>Yayoi Akikawa>140 cmYep I'm thinking sex.
>>567966271I don't want to think about sex anymore anon I'm already shooting blanks..
>>567949846>ntr threadgross, and you fags let this happen
Came so hard I might be asexual now
>>567966271Can you fuckers stop posting this subhuman artist.
Oaks in 18 hours
the worst part is coming back after cleaning up and the filth I was using is still on the screen only now instead of being arousing it just makes me feel nauseated to look at
>>567966271
there are people in MY general who unironically don't know what Black Rock Shooter is
>>567966547What the fuck is your problem? He makes objectively good Uma sex.seethe faggot.
>He
>>567966547looks pretty human to me tho
>>567965492I'm sure that everyone at one point just imagined lightning/glowing/trails and thought how cool or edgy it was. Surely you imagined something similar to that a kid, right? It's even cooler if it's different colors for each eye.
>>>>>he
>>567966776Stupid whore only cares about her faggot OC and is using Uma for pure spite instead of actually giving a shit about the franchise. Fuck off.
sorry danchou but im going on vacation and flatlining for the rest of the monthno hard feelings
/uma/... can I win this race as a late surger? The rival is mayano top gun and I got no skills. 2 clocks leftIt's the Mile S groundwork run
>by golly don't be shaying that!!!! *yeppersbawler.jpg*
>>567967006>It's the Mile S groundwork runskip and run a mile rival race
Why the fuck is the cap uneven? Are they not using 18* blues?
>>567967014Nyoooooppers
>>567966823I don't care if he's a tranny or whatever, doesn't change my point.just because I dislike troons I'm not gonna devalue good artwork, you're a faggot cuck if you let that control you.>>567966910Proof?
>>567967006why do you niggas torture yourself with triple crown
>>567967105>Proof?Retarded fucking newfag.
>>567967006run the mile G2 for more chances at usable hints
>>567967096i dont know anon sorry but im sure they did something wrong
>>567966823>has
I insert as the uma
>>567967139So are you gonna show proof or are you gonna keep seething
>clicking the top option for extra training doesn't count as additional training for leveling the facilitykinda cringe tbhqfams
>>567966832As a kid I wanted to be Zero from Mega Man X so bad
>>567967096Did they not think the game would last as long as it did and ran out of letters? The fuck is this UE8 bollox
>>567967096This person clearly didn't use 18* blues but quite frankly a lot of people don't anymore. Skill inherits are far more important. >>567967319It goes up to LG
i insert into the uma
>>567967006I do think it's doable
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SELF-INSERT!!!!>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T AVATARFAG!!!>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE FEMOIDART!!!!!!>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE AISLOP!!!so much for the land of the free huh
>>567961326jesus fucking christ why is that art so ugly
You can only like what I like.
>>567967208>>567967410I swear I've never seen it in any jp screenshot ever so was just curious, would trigger me hard not being at a clean number
>>567967609It's w*stoid "art"
wahey
>>567967667arent you the erpfaggot that constantly shits up the thread? you don't count
It takes two to erp ;)
>>567967609It's a they/them. If you spend enough time in any semblance of a fanart sphere for any game you'd be able to spot a current or former autistic who was grabbed at a young age by Tumblr instead of 4chan or Reddit
I want to have sex with Yayoi Akikawa
>>567966271wtf mcqueen's trainer is cheating on her!!
>>567967879can we please stop posting lust provoking images during morning? at least from 7am to 9am
>>567967798No.
obsessed lmao
>>567967973how am i gonna fix my morning wood then
>>567967879You are a pedophile
Cingray has the most god awful uma designs I've ever seen
>>567967973It's 3pm tho
>>567967876damn you were actually spot on
>>567968123It's very obvious when you're looking at Raped art.
>>567967251The bitch deleted everything to be fair and pretty much moved on to hsr or starrail unless doing Uma musume cuck art for clicks. She crashed out over people making fun of her oc then crashed out again after receiving a fake dmca from cygames
>>567967973Morning wood is dangerous and you should get rid of it immediately.
>bamboo agemasens vigor on late march>inspiration>turf S mile Sim so fucking angry right now
>>567968093Cingray Creek is really cute.
>>567968297>he didn't abandon right away during agemasenyour fault anon..
who is this new girl that I keep seeing crushing on vodka? did they make vodsca a love triangle?
>>567968397Cafe's daughter>did they make vodsca a love triangle?Not really, she just likes watching on the sides
>>567968093Cingray Inari One is badass.
>>567968297Same thing happened to me but Daring Strike didn't finish
>>567968397She looks up to Vodka, from what the anon that has been seeing translations of her career said she's mostly another Toreina-sexual uma
>>567967607You may be free to eat shit but I will still try to convince you it's a bad idea bestie
>>567968397It's more of a Teio Rudolf situation
>>567968273So your immediate assumption for them not making as much Uma art and having a melty over their oc, is that they only make Uma art out of spite?I'm still waiting to see proof cause this just seems like forced narrative.
>>567968397>>567968467>>567968591>>567968664>No picsliterally no idea who the hell you guys are talking about
>>567968123I looked them up, which is why I made the Tumblr association. I recon most people's issues with that whole sphere tend to lie at the feet of the insufferable performative types but they're too stupid to be able to express it properly, or I'm just projecting as someone inside of it <:^)>>567968093I actually prefer Cingay's Creek
>>567968602i didn't mention anything about eating shit tho
>>567968747Suzuka's flat chest is so fucking erotic.I want to fuck her tits vigorously
>>567966647All in on Mitsukane Venera
>>567968665Not him but the DMCA and the melty about uma are true. I have no idea if the art she makes is out of spite tho
Top 1 cutest Uma?
>>567968735You don't know Red Desire?
>>567968735
why are we talking about _literally_ 2025 era drama
>>567968891Pretty sure it's an easy Curren pick
>>567968735Red Desire. Apparently she's not new and was revealed 7 months ago? I've only started to see her recently though as a globalfag
did the horse REALLY kill the final boss of sacred stones during the irl career? the fuck is that animation
>>567968665https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9855641?q=shiwudesu+
>>567968891Rice
>>567969008She was made playable recently
>>567968735it's red cafe
>>567969039Ok.What did this prove?
>>567968591she is and her trainer is based
goddamn burgerfriends are really good at finding things to get mad about
>>567968093Obey Your Master and Moonlight Lunacy are peak actually
>>567969170it's literally in their DNA to create conflict out of nothing
Getting called Torena-sama is to good.
>>567969012I mean, she cucked Buena from the Triple Tiara, so it's not that far off
>>567969170it's 6am in california bwo
>>567969118Can you not read
>>567968397>did they make vodsca a love triangleNo
>>567969012she plays yugioh
>>567969106How is she so erotic...
>>567964548I was wonder why the artstyle feels so familiar turns out it's drawn by official Bandori 4koma guy
Haha Mambo
>>567969012yyeah it killed 20 and injured hundreds the JRA had to issue refunds
booblos
>>567969252And it's 9am in Appalachia
>>567969003Whorses aren't cute
>>567969290Mackween sex...
Scarlet lost
okay well I'm just gonna fucking kill myself, is that okay, game?
my parent runs get higher ratings than my ace runs
>>567969232>claims to be a mare>runs the DAHBYwodka bros?
>>567969106I WANT TO ROLL FOR MCSEX NOW NOW NOW
>>567969252Actually, It's around these hours when the thread goes bad.
>>567969274Obviously.Are you gonna tell me how the foid making a single peice of art to getback at some twitter goons proves that every peice of uma art that's made is out of spite?
>>567969583It only goes bad when you show up and start doing your retarded schizo routines
>had a bad run with kinguher mom was right
>>567969543so fucking tiny
>>567969574I love this artist's gentilwife
>leafs make abhorrent posts>everyone just assumes it's Americans because of the time zone
Frogniggers should be stoned to death
Friendly reminder that Gentildonna can't move merch
>>567969782She can move my penis
GEMINI LOBBIES????
>>567969782Which Uma moves the most merch?
>>567969624I've been in here since 4 hours ago...
>>567969065this
>>567969929Ines Fujin at her Amazon delivery job
which uma should I nut to
>>567969478>mediumnice thanks for that 2* medium spark proc instead my 12* mile proc
>>567969929Gentildonna (she is very strong)
>>567970068>mudblood legaciesyou were asking for it
>>567970080not big enough
>>567970124I have p gud affinities it's just annoying dogshit luck
HAHAHAHA, yes EXCELLENT
>>567970061my oshi
So is Pump any good for ends this cm or do I just take a speed inherit like oguri or rudolf?
Spechan Week
>>567970061
>>567970265Dantsu...
>>567970061Rice
>>567969929gentildonna
>>567970061Tap Dance City
>>567970292does the puppet have a name
>>567970286Special REEK
>>567970236idk who that is>>567970292I'll nut to Marche then, she's holding the puppet so it counts>>567970532I think it's just Maru chan
>>567970061Ol' reliable
>>567970347The exact same fucking pose
>>567970532Maruchang
>accidentally clicked rest on the first turn of the runbad omen
>>567968093Wrong
Does anybody else think the puppet uma posters are annoying? Don't dislike any of the new uma posters but I really don't like the puppet ones.
>>567970754it's just you
>>567970754Stupid
>>567970754yeah NTR is kinda like a boring puppet, I agree
>>567969478Getting Skin Outbreak is fine.Skin Trouble proccing on the same turn with no chance to cure it is sadistic game design.
>>567970754Nah because I want to fuck the puppet
I wonder why I was even born
>>567970754
>>567970754I want to rape the puppet in front of the uma and leave it a slopping mess.
>>567970742OUR FUARKING ANTI HERO
Mambo
>>567968093Gold City is actually pretty and less of a big head compared to the game.
I don't want to fuck the puppet I want to BE the puppet
>>567971021Marche wouldn't say this
>>567970754Yes, I think puppets are a lame character gimmick.
>>567970968To financially support Uma Musume Pretty Derby (Global Server)
>>567968093Every single uma in Cingrey looks better than in the game
Umawife
>>567971216The puppet said it not her
>>567971295
>>567971337The puppet is her man there's no difference in personality she just is more open talking through the puppet
>>567968093Brownest post ITT
>>567971357I do not want to marry Curren Chan
>>567971357Sex
>>567971235don't say that
>>567971387you fell for the puppet's tricks
>>567968093I think Ryan looks way better in the CinGrey Manga than anywhere else
is Daiwa Scarlet a whore?
>>567971812>>567971812>>567971812tama bread
>>567971836Thank you. I was about to bake one as well and was waiting for image limit.
>>567971906no worries, I wanted to make a tama bday OP too all day
Why is a Vodka such a nigger as a rival, just kill yourself bitch
I'll take the last image
>>567972542Cute cat
