Previous: >>568000123>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568024406Tightest umanko
wahey
>>568024358I should but I literally have no other mlb cards other than Kita and Fine and my pace chasers are worse than my shitty fronts>>568024434Maybe I should, I'll try once more and if it doesn't work I'll try with Topro again
>>568024610spoler
>>568024583my cool boy wife
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568024670not this time I'm on my PC and can ctrl+s...
just found out that Horse Sashimi is extremely popular in Japan and im annoyed
Mambo!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>568024793only in certain regions
>>568024705Hot
>>568024793Horse sashimi makes you mad but not regular sashimi or tartare?Weakest racist
>>568024793I wouldn't say it's extremely popular
>tfw i would've unlocked suzuka by now if i hadn't quit the game during the time of her legend race
>>568024980i mean whatever if you wanna eat raw meat eat raw meat but there's no reason to eat raw horse
>>568024930
shrimpoli christmas
Digitan LOVE
>>568025129Cute Journey
>>568025069>quit the game at its best and returned at its worst
>>568024583>>568024719
Sitting here without XOguri feels so bad bros what the hell
>>568025124every new art I see of CB further melts my heart for her...
>>568025054yaeno muteki pregnancy
>>568025090The reason is I want to eat raw horse and I can kill a horse to eat itCry more dumb Karen
>>568025315>>568025272
most whites so far
>>568025392>I wanna eat raw horse so I PERSONALLY can kill it1. You won't kill anything you pathetic lil city slicker bitch boy2. The horse already has been killed in advance to be sold, not specifically for you, and pretending otherwise is just sad and lying to yourself...Then again you already are by pretending to be a big boy keyboard warrior LMAO go back jp turd
Suzuka's legs distract me a lot... When she's running, of course.
>>568025293sexooooo. your paid selector?
>absolutely flawless daiwa run with FL and every skill i need>no mile S despite 16* legaciesFFFFFUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK, anyways assuming I can't make something better can I just cope without it or use the absolutely dogshit one on the right?
>>568025538groundwork doko
>>568025215oh, nah i only dropped the game for 3 weeks. burnout hit me like a truck after i got fucked over in cancer cup A finals (picrel) but i got back in when unity cup started
>>568025675my wife and her femcel friend
>>568025480Boy
>>568025768Cure wifeHope falco gets laid some day
Post umASS
>>568025675why the long faces
>>568024545I don't get it
>>568024793same why cant i try it here
>>568025480
>>568025590I try not to spend too much money on gambling horse girls but in this case it might be worth it. Got my ass whooped in the last CM by endless hordes of XOguri and Im butthurt about it
Her arms are so short...
>>568025827Sure
>>568025827
Yeah you're jealous, I know
>>568025884Curren just came in front of a crowd of thousands of peoplewhat a slut
>this wit at the start of senior yearI guess I am only pressing speed until the end
I wish a cute uma sucked my dick right now... El Condor Pasa maybe...
>>5680261267, and you'll get El and another Uma of your choice to suck your dick.
>>568026217BASED SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>568026217Fuku also comes too
Don't cut corners when it comes to your studies!
>>568026126>>568026217HOLY FUCKING SHIT LETS GO
>>568025538I feel like I'm constantly having to say this here, but quality>>quantity when it comes to white sparks.That said, this is still a solid spark.
>>568026267
>>568025054yaeno, we're out in public...! this is not the time for your chinaman impression...!
>>568026308Golshi got me hard
>>568026327SHIRAOKI SAMA GIVE ANOTHER 7!
>>568026217
>>568026420wrong quantity > quality
>>568026452
>>568026478
>>568026478>>568026452
>>568026084Depending you your deck and sparks, that stat line is pretty good. Like you said just keep hitting speed. Maybe try to sneak a guts or power training in during Summer if you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_PNN2l6-FU
>>568026191
>>568026631jesus she's so unattractive. I don't get the appeal like 2 anons have
Last Thread
special week opposes mixing races
>>568026746>>568026769>NEED SEX RUN>wit guts uma
>>568026769You guys sure talk a lot about sex.
>>568026674post summer stats, doesn't matter anyway run is glue since I didn't hit gw and S mile
>>568026973SEX!SEXING THE ENTIRE MEJIRO LINE!
>>568026836
>>568026769Wit guts uma!!
>>568027007I'd just glue runs where you dont get either gw or s aptitiude on the first inspo
>>568027069I'm just doing it for my danchud now anyway, it's my 2nd last borrow
>>568026452Air turbo
If Stego gave me this kind of fanservice I'd die.
Thinking of that pic with Shakur giving head
>>568027202I FUCKING LOVE STEGO
The Condor Passes
>>568025862https://jiggie.fun/7UPare
How do I convince myself to not give up on this utterly terrible CM, or really. How do I convince myself to not uninstall
>>568027027
>>568027316which one?
To my fellow glasses enjoyers, I would like to inform you that Ikuno Dictus’s new support card features Smart Falcon trying on glassesI did not get a screenshot, thoughever
>>568027494I dunno because shit's insanely hard for me too for some reason, making cm13 aces was easier
>>568027530nice try jan
Stay Gold for life
>>568026973I've got the need to breed
>>568027593sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>568027593this has a sequel?
>>568027520I'LL SEX THE DOLL TOO!
>>568024406
>>568027541Based, I fucking love glasses
Ddddaaaaannnncchhhhhhhoooouuuuuuuuuu......
Oaks in 7 hours and 35 minutes
>>568027453Why is Palmer so cute?
>>568027743Tama after having 23 kids with me
bwos... has the carat well dried up...? feels so awful going from 1y anni and golshi week to this... I can't take it anymore I need at least 1k carats a day or I'll die.....
>>568027007Okay, now wit is a bit too high. You're guaranteed to cap wit even if you never hit it again now.Unless you have a lot of energy items in your inventory, not having the freedom to take wit trainings for the sake of energy efficiency will be a problem. You'll still cap speed, but you probably wont cap power, and your guts are shit.
>>568026478Her nipple is out
Ikuno... Dictus...?
Damn. Should I dump the second circle on mile straights/corners and end straights and buy Dominator on my Rudolf ace? Feels like it's actually a good move that eases off her midrace so Cheer Halo's ult is more likely to proc.
>>568027829Whenever I see this pose, I remember that version with Futa Turbo
>>568028059dominator doesn't work on miles
>>568026973I WILL have sex with that anon who wants to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
>>568028059Yeah bwo, I'm running triple doms for cm14 and crushing it in practice rooms
>>568028059>Dominator
My local pub is doing an Umamusume night today. Should I go? It doesn't seem that appealing desu wa. Besides the thematic Uma drinks, interacting with grown ass adults who play Uma face to face will be embarrassing
Maya fans in Japan:>cute girls who see her like a younger sisterMaya fans overseas:>disgusting pedo balding uncWhat explains this difference?
>>568028059The upcoming CM is mile, not Dominator. If you want a red skill, get speed eater on your front runners and pace chasers.
>>568027593the allure of petite women
>>568027962They cant just keep giving out carats, they need your money lol come on anon its only $20 for a 10 pull
>>568022120Run got raped by>terrible shop rng (almost no shop resets between start of classic autumn to start of senior spring, had 450 coins in late march)>very poor 2nd inspiration>average clasic summer trainings, poor senior summer trainings
>>568028059>eases off her midrace so Cheer Halo's ult is more likely to proc.This is dumb, you're just going to lose to fronts.
>>568028169Oh, right. Yep. Haha. please no more (You)s you guys
>>568028216Go, ideally go right now. Remember to be social and not use your phone while you're there
>>568028286She got that homeless bum aura that's for sure
>>568028216This is your opportunity to get a real /uma/bf or gf
Thanks Kitasan!
>>568028286Stay Gold is a trans icon.
>threads are chill>10min past 1am EU time>sudden YURI YURI YURI and SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO garbagemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Like clockwork.
>>568028441Lol you wish troons looked this effortlessly good
>>568028436I'm a grown adult, I don't want to be carried by a middle schooler...
Pizza or burg for the evening?
>>568028456why are Americans like this ._.
FINALLY got a usable Ignited Spirit Power parentthank you Symboli Rudolf
>>568028365>not use your phoneWouldn't this make me look like a freak? Phones are part of everyone lives now, I bet people there will be taking pictures of their drinks or whatever>>568028386>/uma/bfWill Chiyo anon be there?
>>568028520No...
>>568028520>after you drink a coffee made by cafe cofees from the cafeteriaholy shit. faggots need to learn some basic punctuation, this is terrible to read.
>>568028456No one mentioned either for like hours before you did.
The only uma bf's I want is kitaposters.
>>568028630The real mastermind behind shitposters are Leafs
>>568028593Too bad! Now get on the floor
>>568028216I live under a rock other than a run every other day or grocery shopping, I wouldn't know in a million years what my "local pub" is up to That being said, I would go if I knew
I understand getting rid of an unpopular game, but why would you bar people from playing it during the period of time before the replacement game arrives?
>>568028675>longat least it's a 6* ignited pwr parent right?
>>568027541need ikuno preggo
>>568028689>Wouldn't this make me look like a freak?You are asking the wrong people
>>568028332
>>568028436Kitasan nursing handjob
>>568028838AAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>568026769>mayano short
>>568028874EOS foreshadowing???
>>568027867Who has to fuck more mares on a daily basis, Kitasan or Epiphaneia?
>>568028216I like to think I'd go to one of these and end up meeting my future wife, but then I realise that would never happen in real life for me.
>>568027692Yeah
>>568028038
>>568028992I know that color scheme…This has to be on purpose.
>>568028992>>568029036>slop that's using the game models as a base, giving it a 3DCG lookoh wow look at that some TINY amounts of effort, tho not on (You) part lmao
>>568027593>>568029073HOLY FUARK
is the speed bonus for CM14 on 601 guts or 901 guts
>>568029342Yes
>>568029342don't forget 301.
When are you gonna marry your Uma?
>>5680293421201
I was going to make ramen for dinner but now I'm craving take out fried rice. Do I do it?
>>568029428
>>568028884All speed at the very leastthe other pink spark is 2* pace lol
>>568029257add a BBB face too
>>568029257
>>568029428we're already married but we're hiding the rings
>>568029464You can always have ramen tomorrow.
If any uma is a tranny its definitely Golshi
>>568029592yeah true, thanks
>>568029621I hate this uma.
>>568029621I will never have anyone do that to me.
>>568029550this image makes less sense because that's a Toto washlet seat, which requires no toilet paper to wash your ass. I have one and it's AWESOME
>>568029587>>568029478>>568029428
I wish they had real racing outfits like these
>>568029607The only way Tama is ever going to get big is with the baby bump from the child I'm going to give her
>>568029739Imagine the smell
>>568029682Anon I think you are really stupid if you didn't get the joke, despite knowing what that toilet seat is like
>>568029713
when is the oaks
>>568029428Not until she graduates from Tracen (I'll obviously start dating her before that however).So I guess I'll never get to marry her.
No one wants to fuck Golshi.
>>568028332>>568028948your son calls me mommy too coded
Marriage to Rudolph would be a 3 ring circusEngagement ringWedding ringsuffering
>>568029908imagine your torena son being seduced by an uma older than you
>>568029901
>run single pace>loads into a backliner lobby>doesn't activate nishino unique>dies
>>568029901Is gold ship batshit crazy or she enjoys the trolling? the anime portrayed her as surprisingly smart and observant
>>568030328>>568029970gobacknow
>>568030328I desire Red
>Here, eat a SNICKER>Not SNICKERSBITCH IT SAYS IT ON THE FUCKING PACKAGETHE LINE GOES "HAVE A SNICKERS"YOU RETARDED TWITTER TURD SUGARWHITE1046 HOLY SHIT
>>568030503Quite the elaborate advertisement for Snickers
>>568030264GolShi's smarter than she seems but she just likes horsing around most of the timeinb4 what the fuck is a horseGoogle it
>>568029901Wrong
>>568030789What the fuck is a google
Only a tiny amount of super smart nerds in here will get this extremely sophisticated joke.
>>568030863
>>568030863i get it
>Gentildonna
>>568031107I want to fondle my big sis' chest.
What's better, a G3 for the distance you're training for, or a G2 for a distance you're not training for?Assume they both have rivals, and neither are required for epithets.
>>568031137fusu
>>568030863I don’t get it
>>568030645it's actually Kuwaiden who fucked upyou would have figured that out if you knew how to read properly
>>568031137>>568031276
>>568031214g2 and g3 gives the same amount of stats. race on the distance that you're training for.
>>568031214there is no functional difference between g2 and g3 in terms of stats. take the one for the distance you're training for.
good evening
>>568031564https://exhentai.org/g/3921617/732de5f32b/
>>568031564goodnight
>>568031616>check comments for funsies>nothing but chinesejesus H christ what the fuck has that site become
>>568031616BRO HAD IT ON STANDBY.............
is everyone partying or something why are we dead
>>568031806Chinese like slop
>>568031564>>568031870You owe me sex.
>>568031870https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/https://exhentai.org/g/3676656/52fc26d4bc/>>568031959Are you implying the entire website is slop? You wound oddly angry over a website you can't access.
>>568032075back OFF
Another day lamenting the fact that Paces/Lates are objectively inferiorI WONT USE FRONTS OR ENDS IM SPECIAL SOULFUL
Anyone having issues with the Steam version lagging like crazy? I found if I run as admin and the disable full-screen optimisation it runs fine.
>>568032126>can't access90% of galleries can be accessed even when logged out by replacing the x with a hyphen
>>568032126The whole site it pretty much slop nowadays. And I've been accessing the site fine for years, chinaman.
>>568032213this is true, i hope everyone throws gemini because losing is soulful
>>568032325I have ai slop filtered on exh so I barely see any unless it's untagged
>>568032240>he thinks he cracked the codeuh oh...>>568032325gosh darn anon youre so upset whats up? someone shit in your soup?
>>568032213Same brother, stay the course
>>568032170NoKita and Kitaposters OWE me lovey-dovey sex and kissing and paizuri
>>568032126I wake up like this
>>568032475I don't think you know what being upset it, I just said it's slop and you're the one sperging out.
Breed.
>Chinese have zero taste and love slop>Fill westoid websites with slop they create>"wow this website is slop"ya no shit sherlock didnt used to be tho before your kind came here
>>568032224for me it sometimes lags my entire computer, or even crashes my graphics drivers, and I play more graphics intense games on this computer than Uma and they don't cause these issues.
>>568032213So long as King Halo is a late, I will keep running lates.
You guys are really good at finding random things to be angry about.
>>568032687how
>>568032475You really don't need to log in unless you're downloading galleries, and I'm not into the content you have to log in to see. I'm too lazy to care
>>568032391You just don't get it & you never willEverIf you understand you understand
>>568032751It's all the 3rd worlders and azns mainly I think?
>>568032687With whom
>>568032224>>568032717Works fine on my 4090, but I'm also not a retarded win11/amd techlet/poorfag and know how to set up my system to function.
*whiny nasal voice*You guys are really good at finding random things to be angry about.
With how doxfaggotry is prevalent here, I'm genuinely anxious to host CM rooms. All of you are insane.
>>568032841Wow, you're so cool bro.
>>568032213My fav is a late but my second fav is a front, so I win no matter what
he found another thing to be mad about
Toreko
>>568032951Mamazon
do you guys... Believe?
>>568032951sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex goddess
Reminder: buy cat food for the Korean cat food tech
>>568032863Just change your name to not be something related to any of your other social media accounts
><senior aprilOnly missing Fast Learner now
>>568032720You could just make her an end closerBecome the meta
>>568032951Holy sexo, I wish she'd get more fanarts
>>568033094I don't really want my username and my club to be spammed nonstop on threads during prime burger hours.
>>568033056Shh, don’t tell them
I love Agnes
>>568033004No Reason not to
>>568033182Well you just told us what timezone you're not from genius
>>568033235Me too
>>568033004More of a boliever myself
>>568033004I will Transcend
Guts decks are a Jewish psyop
>>568033554hmmmmmmmmmsex
>>568033552Oy vey/uma/ is the most israeli coded thread
>>568033552
>>568033728>>568033781I should make some roast beef again, been a while.
>>568033916SEX
umasumi
>>568034018umasumi!
>>568034115lewd
>>568034115disgusting tail flesh
>>568034185Precious Mayachi...
>>568034115Lewd!
>>568034115Ewwwwww
MY STREAMER IS LIVE TIME TO FINISH MY THIRD CM15 DRAFT ACE EXCITED TO HOST ROOMS AFTER
>>568034115MIRAKO IS LEWD!
DAREYORI IMA TSUYOKU KAKENUKETARA
>>568032951>wild forest girl you want to colonize>dejah thoris style altthey gave ama everythingwhat's the appeal of the one other brown uma? i know there was that concept art of some legendary horse that was supposed to be dommy mommy brown uma but i don't know about the one actually released in jp
>>568034115>lazy ass trainee will never bum around in your officelife isn't fair
>>568034210Wtf...
>>568034383>CM15 DRAFT ACEIt's literally just CM12 again
>>568034378
>>568034210Too fucking big
>>568034585but it's right-handed and now firm course fags suffer more
>>568034580ccccccccccccute when drawn by this specific artist
>>568031616>inverted>bushInteresting.
>>568034210>>568034678lewd
>>568034686AhAids that it's a non firm track 6 MANT CMs & 2 of them are non-firmGetting some real value out of my NTR...>VBourbon vs HOguri vs gambler lates with Pump+BeyondWhat a snoozefestI really regret not fully appreciating CM13 while it was still going on
>>568034585My aces all have firm course menace
>>568034678I NEED to fuck Chrono Genesis
>>568035206Why?
>>568035093Just about everyone did say not to pull it...
GIVE ME SPARK REROLLS ALREADY KOJIMA
>>568035303Nyo.
Impregnation.
>>568035290NTA but I got 8 copies in one spark during the banner. Pretty sure it was the highest roll in the entire server. The game basically forced me to have it.
>>568031354>>568031412Oh shit really? I guess I should pay more attention lol.That said I'm pretty sure there is still an advantage to racing G2s over G3s besides the stats and SP.G2s should have a higher chance of adding items to the shop than G3s, and if they do, a better chance of adding higher tier items as well.However I dont know the odds, so I suppose its possible G2s and G3s are the same in this regard as well.
>>568035290I got lucky on free pulls & decided to go to spark so it wasn't that much of a sacrifice but stillNot cool Cygames!
Holy fuck desu no
MANT unironically killed /uma/
>>568035407
Literally built for rape
>>568035280I get an indescribable horniness when I see her.
>>568024406sex with tama, happy birthday to her i think
why did they add a STALLION to this wedding event
>>568035698Yeah, who let FineMo in
>>568035579If Dia was my trainee I would lose to her boobs within the week
>>568035671it's her birthday, accept her feelings
>>568035698Fucking tranny
>>568035698fuck finemo
>>568035608I agree.
>>568035797>>568035781>>568035740retards
>>568035778>weekyou gooning whores would lose in a matter of minutes
>>568035780I LOVE YOU TAMA!!!!
>>568035206>other mares like SiL, Gran, LOY, Almond Eye exist>he wants to fuck Chrono
>>568035872>whoresI only goon to my umawife.
>>568035872>t. seething ningen woman
Why does cygames try so hard to get people to jerk off to armpits?
>other mares [...] exist
>>568035872the only whore here is fine motion
>>568034018Raping this anon in his sleep
>>568035643Oh, I feel the same. I like how she's a keibafag. Also her race outift makes her a back/pit slut>>568035908Yes, fucking Chrono!>>568036050wdym? They barely need to try
>>568035908I really need to impregnate Chrono Genesis.
>>568035872I would never lose to a jc's 87cm tits!
This is literally just an erp thread at this pointDid we lose the plot?
>>568035908YesI WILL kiss her without permission while cumming in her umanko on a dangerous day (no condom)
Tama sex?
how many turf sparks do I need to mutate Falco?
>>568036167
>>568036167Better than the alternative.
>>568036159get out of the way I want to see sweepy
>>568036298It's genuinely really calm for these hours
>>568025315YOU CANNOT MARRY OR DATE YOUR TRAINEE
>>56803627010
>>568036149The perfect target for semen
>>568036374A certain thread personality isn't here rn
>>568036270열
>>568036396hoeh arigatou, bwo
>>568036167*I reach down and bury my fingers deep into your hair. Grasping your head firmly*You're making me upset anon, I demand some umapyoi now.
>>568036507Who is that gook bitch?
>>568036178>barely 90 pounds soaking wet>lovey dovey and already views you as family Oh yeah, the sex would be brutal
>>568036580that is NOT the correct way to RP you....AAAA
>>568036395In that case I will date and marry Director Akikawa
>>568036395Sounds like a jinx
>>568036708Show us how it's done then
>>568036808>>568036709There’s a perfectly good Tazuna and Light Hello to date. You can’t date the director either you sick fuck, she’s already mine
>>568036843you already ruined the joke
Thoughts?
>>568036580You think I'm an ai chatbot?
>>568036395Marrying and dating akikawa then>>568036928Proof?
>getting 3 S mile sparks on 3 different aces in a row
>>568036938Bitch...
>>568037123That's illegal anon.
>>568036152Epiphaneia and Equinox...
I think it's time to move to the next fomo fad, see y'all losers later
>>568037246
how much longer until MANT is overim tired bros
>>568037246see ya tomorrow anon
>>5680372983 more CMS
>>568037298I miss the times when I could stay all night playing videogames
>>568037167i wish we interacted with her moreshe is a fun personality
evil horse
>>568037468we will be able to date her in a future scenario
>>568037246uma stopped being fomo when aoharu started lil gup
>>568037556*rapes you*
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568037558bless
>>568037558but she's a child
*rapes me*
>>568037558we will visit the onsen?
>>568037468Why did she leave Tracen to teach Riko a lesson
>>568037783
>>568037783I'm falling for the propaganda
>>568037783the umas' rooms are small, compared to them, the apartments the trainers have are practically mansions
>>568037556I need her to look at my penis like that
>>568038028dd you not go to college?
>>568038058Why?
>>568035698Always need one stallion in a dress.
>>568038137
>>568037714Out of 10!
>>568038130it arouses me
>>568038137puffy
>marked
>>568037865>Why did she leave Tracen to teach Riko a lesson>to teach Riko a lessonyou answered your own question
>>568038137bro?!
>>568038137[ | ]
>>568038028How big are the apartments for trainers?
orenji
>>568038137Why is McQueen’s no no square out
>>568038137put some pants on
>>568038281
>>568038457Tore-chan
>>568038457
Favorite group?I like Heisei big three +Tama.
making love to my bro
>>568038485Fusu(scary)
what kind of jobs do umas do besides racing?
>>568038268You reminded me that I haven't done my two hits yet. I'd rather do 4 MANT runs than 2 gunsmoke runs a day
making bro my love
I have 190 clocks left
>>568038614
>>568038709sex work
>>568038654gyaru gang
>>568038807
>>568038798Brother Ive been on Zero clocks for 3 weeks
>>568039002CM14 status?
>>568036943LEWD
How do you use a 0% Speed & Power growth Uma in this CM?
>>568036943Sexier than tits
>>568038996
I want to marry my bro...
I saw this Rice image and thought it was pretty cool.
>>568039260it is slop so I didn't save it
>>568039172you don't
>>5680391722 Speed, 2 Wit, 2 Guts1 Speed, 2 Wit 3 Guts for highroll2 Speed, 1 Power, 3 Wit (need some power sparks)
>>568039193
>>568039194Maybe in the next world
gooning to bro with bro
>>568038726>gunsmokeI hate it so much
I have been here for 5 hours now idk why the schizo thinks the thread is calm because I am not here
>>568038137McQueen revealing her umanko to me!
>>568039371
bro's gooning
>>568039492shut up anti jp schizo
[-]
>>568039554Cute Super cute
Welp goodnight everyone
>>568039492Nobody cares if you're here unless you spam post NTR for hours bwo
>>568039554
>>568039702stfu >>568039585tar
Can I get SS with this? No fast learner
>>568039746
>>568039265Faster
mejiro maker
>>568039886lolno
>>568039702umasumi
>>568039357How many would you recommend?
>>568039982just run 2spd, 2pwr and 2wit on every uma
>>568039918
>>568040006taking left
>>568040006And just in time for my fapping hour!
>>568040082But power cards are bad
Don't post porn...
>>568040104
>>568039982Ideally as much as possible, ran 6 power sparks total on Maruzensky and still got power to 1000
>>568039918>5So he's just as strong as a farmer with a shotgun? Not bad considering he's unarmed.
>>568040006this is fake. palmer would have pubes.
>>568040006Helios is a bit bigger
>>568039319>>568039415Been part of a very chill but competitive /glex/ toon since forever and I'm a bottom 10 scoring shitter so I'd feel bad for not doing manual hits. I'm only still playing at this point because I have like 650 pulls saved for M200
>>568040278
When does the Oaks start?
>>568040281I seeDo you think I could get 1000 Power on TM Opera O with 8* Power?I don't really have very good Pow+Mile parents on hand
>>568040268
>talking about completely unrelated gachaaight boys which WoW PServer we starting our guild on for chill lvling?
>>568040268Porn? That's just art.
>>568040450
Which uma should I erp with today?
POST MORE UMANKO NAO
>>568040473I think it's possible depending on your cards, probably easier with a guts build though
I thought GFL2 would've EOS'd by now ngl
>>568040514I'd rather play Ragnarokhttps://youtu.be/BJHlhVT1Afo
>alternate_breast_size_(larger)'s your trainee
>>568040617
>>568040686What are the options?
>>568040749I'm thinking the deck will be Kita/NTR/SR Marvelous/SR Daiwa/Tachyon/Yaeno Muteki (borrow)
>>568040772I'd rather play LotRO
>>568040803
>>568040514Only retards play MMOs
Favorite Sekirei?
I used to play FlyForFun on my friend's pc back in the day
>>568041003That's very rude, take that back and apologise.
>>568041003so what mmo do you play
>>568041003You should play /XIV/
>>568040347I'm only reading the story nowadays, I can't be bothered with bullshit bullet sponge enemies.
>>568040976
>>568039172high roll with 2 speed/2 wit/2 flex usually 2 high rb power cards or high rb + skill borrowI don't know any good umas with those growths than like Seiun Sky
Maybe I should roll for Stinko...https://x.com/i/status/2058037425579213280
kitasan armpit sweat aroma fragrance mouthfeel texture viscosity
kingu love
I'm gonna go to sleep now, how many hours till the oaks race starts so I can set an alarm
>>568041232>got his comeback through noxseiunbros......
>>568041165She dresses so lewdly.
eden is over...
>>568041146
>>568041003he said, in a gacha thread where people are openly talking about multiple gachas.I do have a RO account as well
>>568041003said the ff14 player
>>568040921Looks doable, try some test runs and then see where you end up and then switch some cards around if needed
>>568041165Someone needs to stop this evil thug
>>568041165Don't.
>>5680412586 40am utc
>>568041060ooohhhh
>>568041324B-b-but... it's different!Because there's no microtransactions...Or randomness in getting better playing options...It... IT'S DIFFERENT!
>>568041321
I can't be the only one that doesn't really even play the game anymore (last career was a week ago) but still hangs out here out of habit
Parent training CKing is genuinely fucking miserable by the way
>he's herepack it up
>>568041442F for what?
>>568041447ok I'll set an alarm for 4 hours
>>568041442I love my orange wife and that never stopped me.
total clanker death WHEN? why do the cyjews hesitate?
>>568041592Sloppy toppy
>front runner pinkAHHHH WHY COULDN'T IT BE LIKE TURF OR SOME SHIT FUCK
>>568041498
>>568041003The only MMOs I've played before are Dragon Nest and Grand Chase
>>568026478>still upbased german wife
come on bro log in so we can do the next dungeon
>>568041592Fornication
>>568041628>there's (toll paying) flatliners even for eden clubswtf
>>568041580Mean
>>568041628They know the only people pathetic enough to use bots is someone who pays or will eventually pay because it's basically their emotional support comfort videogame, so they won't
>>568041773This imageset is so fucking hot
>>568041696
CM15 Draft Test, please come!Imagine Taurus, except Red Shift is less effective881824328818243288182432
>>568026478>still upbravo janniesbravooooooo>>568041628>github/edenumabotsis THAT why sweepy had a crashout 4 days ago? lmao
>>568041592Fucking
>>568041826I don't believe you
>>568041628>its realWao
>>568041876
>>568041628Deserved for not botting during the Falco event The one time everyone wouldn't have minded and they pussed out like little bitches
>https://github.com/EdenUmaBots/Bump-Eden-Recruitment-Posts-Botlmao
>>568041886>15Fuck off
>>568041628they did what SEApy dev couldn't
>>568041886Nyooo my Hog didn't proc...
outsweeped
>>568041886bro i'm not even done with my CM14 and i'm tired of mediumslop
>>568041628> Bump-Eden-Recruitment-Posts-Bot >Bot used to spam bump Eden's recruitment posts in Uma discords. >Umamusume-API-Eden-Bot>Headless bot used at Eden, modified version of Sweepy's bot. All restrictions removed + multiple account support. 200M+ fans per day.
Why don't you go fishing with your Umawife?
>>568042056BASED
>>568042031
>>568042159My umawife probably would not go fishing
>>568041905>homosexual teiobro is appalled by a female nipplesurprising really
>>568041628>>568042056lmao its literally just 1:1 copy pasted sweepy code, but stolen instead of forkedholy shit that makes the crying so much funnierhttps://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/6dbb7c526118a44498440e12c0372571ee5d7200
>>568041550That's just the Late Surger experience. You can already know if your uma loses by her position prior to the late race.
>>568042056lmao
>>568042198
>>568042238what's the difference
>>568041030I heard about that series a lot back in the day but never got into it enough to pick a favorite.
pull the plug cygames do it now
>>568042238>>568042337>Clean up README by removing unnecessary content>https://github.com/EdenUmaBots/Umamusume-API-Eden-Bot/commit/80e569787ea452560ca3ccb1e1c34306d14267f6>All they did was remove anything Sweepy wrote upLMAO AHAHAHAHAH
I hope this doesn't affect hachimi. I can't play without 60fps and the quicker text skip.
cute
>>568042382
>>568042395Literally NONE. They stole the latest code from Sweepy (with receipt visible on git), and renamed it to make it their own. That is literally it.Mind you that I'm saying "stole" because it's not a fork, even tho they VERY visible just took the entire git 1:1 and made their own.They didn't change shit about the code or even the UI lmao.
>>568042395it doesn't have the little badge on github saying it was forked from another project and that makes it illegal!!!but given there's no license information anything goes as long as sweepdev is willing to fight for it
>>568042578gn
>>568041886I'm maldingone more666594896665948966659489
>>568042640Sweepy won't do shit lmao, even if he had any legal ground to use considering they took ""his"" shit.
Megane umadol
>>568042598sweepy's original code was literally stolen from some chink repo
>>568042738duhhonour among thieves and cheaters and all that
>>568041628
>>568042640>no licenseBy default that means "All rights reserved" even if the repo is visible. Not that sweepydev will lawyer it up.
>>568042817huge difference being that everyone involved os far has FORKED from one another, so nothing is stolen. the fags here literally just took the code 1:1 and made a completely new github page, pretending its theirs while leaving sweepy all over the UI they're too dumb/lazy to change>>568042819many such cases
>>568042810If every Uma is an Umadol, what's the point of the distinction?
>>568042949>huge difference being that everyone involved os far has FORKED from one another, so nothing is stolen.that's not how any of this worksall forking does is give attribution without having to think too hard about itit doesn't mean you're not violating the license (or implicit license in this case) by rebranding, modifying, redistributing, etc.
>>568042972She is the strongest umadol!and the roundestheg
cygames deserves this for not fastforwarding the auto mode
>>568030264Golshi is way too good and well behaved in the main story too
>>568042462We're so close to getting a bunch of steam credentials
>>568042972Uma race concerts have sports fans audiencesFalco wants to tap into the Otaku market
>>568043081>retard doesnt gets the pointyour license bullshit isnt the point, nor does it matter as sweepy wont do jack and shit about any of this, none of it was his code to begin withthe point is that they didnt fork it, then made all the name changes to make it look like its their own. they took the entire thing and then opened their own page, pretending they wrote and made it with zero way to find the original creator>>568043169thats the hope, i believe these fuckers the most to pull a sick move like that. also the fact that they openly advertise this IN GAME is hilarious beyond believe and if cygames STILL wont kill the group they're beyond retarded
>>568043220what a harlot
>>568030789>horseI tried looking it up on AltaVista but I keep getting redirected to some weird site...
>>568043252and the point I'm trying to make is that it literally doesn't matter whether they acknowledge people or not with a little box on a microshit platform given it's pseudo-anonymous code stealers all the way down that won't do shit about their code being stolen
post something cute
>>568043278It’s cleverSmart, even
>obvious botter clan advertises their bot in-game>cygames continues to do absolutely nothinggoing to be real interesting for how long they can stay silent to this otherwise clan rankings will turn into a mandatory bot fest real fucking quick
>>568042736>almost raped by taurus hogouchthanks for joining!!
>>568043536This is why I started using hachimiken x10. Cygames won't do shit so might as well speed up their gay UI animations.
>>568043570Thanks for the rooms!Can't wait for my Taurus Hog to carry me for the 3rd medium CM
I don't think cygames particularly cares what happens to the global server they have the updates on auto mode for a reason
>>568043536hachimifags/hakurakufags will we be safe
>>568043693just realized it had spring runner AND right-handed so was probably aries right, whoops
>>568043638thanks to he nature of westoids, chinese and zoomer being unable to control their autism these days, i expect great things out of all of this
>>568043727Probably, the way Cygames did it the other time was targeted specifically at Sweepy
>>568043785Oh yeah it's Aries, pretty recyclable thankfully with the greensShe won me both Aries and Taurus, going for the 3 timer
>>568043823>did it the other time was targeted specifically at SweepyThey literally never targeted it tho? The fuck are you talking about lmao
>>568043976>She won me both Aries and Taurus, going for the 3 timerbahhhhhhhh
Now give a (You)
>>568044019I think anon's talking about the ADB thing from a month ago
so why didn't the CN server get botted into oblivionor is it just so normalized that the chinks running the server didn't care
>>568041628Very likely the guy stole the account data of the club leader which is honestly, fucking hilarious.
>>568044069What ADB thing? Sweepy never stopped working for me, even while not updating for months on end. It still does today, tho I changed to a more functional bot.
WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS SO ACTIVEIT'S NOT EVEN 2300 WHAT THE FUCK
>>568044069What thing from a month ago? AFAIK all they've done is that community announcement.
>>568044043Whaaaaat, she has both Turf S and Medium S and I'm lazy with acesI know Hog is literally satan, but it'd be funny to win 3 CMs with the same one
>>568044064i'm sorry i don't understand this zoomer reference
>>568044228Its 4am actually
>>568044139>China server aren't botted into oblivionSource? Chinese are trained to cheat to gain every little advantage in live they can, hence why they cheat every single damn game they play, ruining things for everyone else, and why they play on non-china server.
om nom nom
>>568044139telling chinese "people" to not use bots is like telling them to stop breathing
Mejiro McDonalds
Bwos I got a slight pain and feel of burning on the lower left side where the intestine isShould I worry? It has been going on for 12 hours nowI have been shitting normal tho so I was not really worried about it
Delicious choco milk
>>568044279I mean yeah might as well for the content, just a tiiiiiny bit demoralizing to go up againstkeep joining rooms tho
>>568029464i got the fried rice and also an order of chicken wingsit was good
>>568044428
>>568041628>>568044153 (me)
>>568044428could be a kidney stone
>>568044734Why would you pay thousands to fan farm for a fake ranking and 2 dollars more in carats
>>568044428It could be gas (it's always gas) but if your stool is too hard or if you're a fan of buttsex (you are) then maybe that's why, you're raping your colon.Check with your doctor if it's still there tomorrow but try eating something spicy or greasy to make you shit hard.
>>568044428Appendix go boom
>>568044428Yes retard. Go to a doctor
>>568044837mentally ill hyper competitive zoomer do a lot of dumb shit
This run felt so blessed with the charming and double S, but my with supports were a bit too lazy and I forgot to use some hammers senior Fall. I probably won't go back amd train a better one
>>568044837They don't, it's just a cope excuse so that retards stop screaming BOOOOOOTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS
>>568043806>expecting anything when people are spamming 72 turns in 5minAny basic form of rate limiting would have limited the damage, yet they didn't even do that.
Goodnight bwos>>568044634Understandable, could probably roll a better one since there's a long time before next medium, who knowsWill do and same to you!
>>568044837>Why would rich retards with huge egos feel the need to stomp the poors by spending lots of money?beats me
>>568041886>Imagine Taurus, except Red Shift is less effectiveSo awful?CM16 rooms when...>b-but ThroneLazyies....
>>568044428Appendix >>568044790Had kidney stones, That's more of a stabbing pain in your back that moves when you drink.
>>568044949Vivlos should stomp on my dickPreferably with her umanko, but I'm not picky
>>568044848>>568044998the appendix is on the right side...
>>568044984You're not going to use Throne for sprint CMs anon
>>568044998appendix is on the right side of the body and he said left
Bwos I stubbed my foot against the bath some days ago, hurt real bad at first obviously but I went to bed and that's that.The next day walking hurt, but my foot only had a small blue spot, nothing major, can move the middle toe no issue side to side and up/back as well.Curling it is a bit of an issue due to a swelling tho, otherwise it doesn't seem to be busted in a major way.Should I worry? It's been very slowly improving on a daily basis thanks to putting the foot on ice and such. Can walk, just not peeeerfectly normal, so no running.
>>568045068watch me
>>568045068Don't bother, these faggots think Throne is mandatory for Sprint for whatever reason
I like it more when we talk about cooking food and kitchen appliances
Were you guys born today or something. I'm in pain constantly and just live with it
>>568045058Not always
>>568044428Drink more water nigga
>>568045210No one in this thread knows what Throne does except (hopefully) that it's a bait banner
>>568044609I love Hishiama so much
>>568045297How much water is more water
>>568045247I'm eating Guy Fieri dinners again, so you'll have to get it started Anon.
>>568044428your body is struggling to process the copious amount of semen you swallowed
>>568045068Every time I bring up CM16 people are always going>B-BUT THROOOOOONEI didn't think it was really necessary either but apparently it's make or break even though everyone is going to have 1000+ Wit anywayWHATEVER
>>568045252situs inversus is only present in about 1 in 10,000 people
>muh sprint gambleNIGGA WHERE
>>568045058>>568045083Oh then he dying bwos
>>568045336Danchou...
>>568045352atleast 2>>568045336i dont believe you
>>568044940>long time before next mediumdamn next one is in GL, been quite a few now so I'm okay with itand awesome!!sleep well>>568044984>>568045362I dislike the sirius card a lot so if it works even in a remotely similar way with the bonus friendship activation and all I will NOT be running it
>>568045381Are you Erich Soders?
older umas
>>568045439>anglingsloppass
>>568045249Live a healthier life, ossan
>>568045502>i dont believe youThat's rude
>>568045336I believe you.
>>568045326We know what it doesn't do, give any useful Sprint skills. Every retard can hit 1200 Speed, Power and Wit on a Sprint Uma and whales can hit 1200 Guts too. Only thing Throne is good for will be printing SP but I don't think she prints enough SP to justify borrowing her over a Supp card that will give you a useful Sprint Gold
>>568045249I am too>48 year old ojisan tore-san
>>568045439Oh shit, time to run triple front with a front taiki
>>568045651I was born feeble I'm used to it (I'm actually fine)
>>568045469i would 100000% rather get appendicitis than a kidney stone>>568045718i just dont feel iton a seperate note what is the next "must roll" support card?
>zero good sparks today
>>568045619>angling>budding>sfv>pumpEveryone is hereI seriously do not think people understand what they're talking about when they say Throne won't be necessary because it's a Sprint. They have not looked at this track or do not understand it.
>the boy poster gets attention>but MY boy post gets ignoredI SEE HOW IT IS YOU GUYS ONLY CARE FOR THE GUY THATS DYING!
>>568045919Your post lacked a gripping closer
>>568045834Everyone needs to get a small stone once to remind them of why hydration is important.Getting a stone stuck in your peepee hole is a life changing experience.
Jani love
>>568046015Really? Goddamnit...
>>568045789Understandable. I have lower back pain but so long as I exercise myself it usually goes away.
>>568046098If it's any consolation, I want to have sex with your boy.
>>568045906>Throne will be necesssary bwos>doesn't say why Throne will be necessary
https://x.com/sayaduck/status/2058360843318767974>900 guts
>>568045249Same. Shit goes bad fast after you turn 30. I helped move some heavy stuff a few days ago and my back is killing me.
>>568046027i would not wish the experience on even my worst enemiesnot even the jpschizo
>>568045919tits too big plus jp onry uma so your post had a debuff
I'm sticking to Open League for this CM
>>568046143I refuse to spoonfeed anyone who does not show an ounce of initiative or critical thinking. I am not a sloptuber.
>>568046131Every straight male does, you're not special.>>568046027>Always drink plenty of water>Meanwhile some retarded serbian buddy of mine at the time had on in his early 20sFunniest shit in a way, when it's so easy to avoid(?).
>>568045249I had fucked up teeth for so long that living with pain was normal. I got it fixed and now every little thing feels odd and not feeling any pain feels odd too.>>568046147??Everyone is adding guts to their builds, that's a normal number.
>>568045919I was looking away from the thread. Show me your boypost and I will either ignore it or give it attention
>>568045919Seiun is not boyishCheval is not boyishtake your meds or kys troon
>>568046027I take creatine every day and probably don't hydrate as much as I should and this is my biggest worry in the world>>568046098If it's healing just don't reinjure it. Muscle repair is always slow. I twisted my wrist 180 degree a year and a half ago with a 100lb dumbbell and it still isn't fully healed
>>568046321uh oh schizo being uppidty!
>>568046268>serbianAlcoholism will do it
>>568046321>Seiun is not boyishijbol>Cheval is not boyishkinda agreed but whatever
>>568046264>teehee I won't explain my logic but you can join my discord and pay me for more infoYou sure sound like one
>>568046289guts build are harder to hit for fronts
>>567755925>>567755925>>567755925
>>568046460nice try the link shows as clicked already
>>568046389Wouldn't surprise me, considering the depressive job he had at the time, but we never heard him drunk sooo.>>568046351>Muscle repair is always slow.Read that foot swelling can easily take 2-8 weeks, just not sure which is my worry. Too lazy to go to my doc cuz I just know she will send me all over the place to get scanned and shit, which might just end up being a waste of time. If I had any pain beyond the clear swelling I'd go, but ya know.
>>568046460#96kek
>>568046351>I take creatine1 Oz of apple cider vinegar mixed in like 10 oz of water will help stones from happening. Do it before you go to bed. It doesn't taste great, but it dissolves stones and flush the kidneys.
bereshit got injured...
>>568046537anon...
>>568046414what's boyish about Seiun?She is literally a lazy smug brat
>>568046589How bad was it
>>568046593yeah i post in both threads (and /vm/a too) what about it
>>568046539Swelling is just a histimine reaction which is blood collecting in the area to aid with healing. I'm assuming you're not that young so it takes longer as you get older (25+)
>>568046661>>568046661>>568046661Yada bread
>>568046589Well, now I definitely want Lovcen to win the Derby
>>568046679That OP is going to get nuked, but based
>>568046617brattyness is not exclusive to girls
>>568046865No but it is a feminine trait
>>568047070boys can be feminine
>>568047274And nobody is gonna call a feminine boy boyish
>>568046589I WILL KILL MYSELF
