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Previous: >>568024406

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)
Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: The Promised Hour

>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search

filly butts
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>>568046661
tosher
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name a more ICONIC card art in the game
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sweep tushy...
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fillies
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>>568046581
I used to do that but the vinegar is just so vile. I just measure my water intake with a liter bottle but I just forget sometimes
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>>568046650
>Swelling is blood collecting in the area to aid with healing
Intredasting.. The more you know!
>so it takes longer
33. These things taking longer with age is a given tho, so whatever. I just hope my hope of "I can move and pull it without pain just fine" doesn't turn into false hope in 1-2 weeks or something, but I guess at that point It's just my fault for not going sooner so eh.

Thanks for the medic lesson, always fun to learn basic stuff like that!
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>>568046762
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Isn't having sex with boys gay?
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>>568046661
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This creature...
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>>568046848
Trust me bro, the vinegar is less worse than a pointy rock in your pee pipe.
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>>568045781
Niggers will see a track full of possibilities for Umas to build & think
>Time to run the same VBourbon I've ran for the past 3 CMs!
Agents of Satan
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>>568046967
Girls are allowed to be a little bit gay.
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when's da oaks
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>>568046762
Air Shakur WIT SSR
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>>568046967
If they look feminine enough then they're a girl as far as my dick is concerned
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>>568046661
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What do you do when your uma looks at your penis like this
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>>568046993
Honestly yeah, I'd rather be safe than sorry. I've already had to do a colonoscopy and I just can't stand invasive procedures. I should probably stop drinking every weekend too
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>>568046967
yaeno muteki is also a boy
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>>568046809
any [sound]s im missing?
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maaaybe og gold city is usable here, would just need to stall with overtaking for a tiny bit. will be a fuck ton of ends so might be okay
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>>568046987
Love sugar lights
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>>568047015
I've been going out of my way to train a new uma every CM, but it's gotten fucking tiring. I just want to throw Golshi and Taishin out there again so they can win plats for me instead of doing complicated shit like plan out a racing schedule for digital and compare six nearly identical front runner ults.
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>>568047015
I don't feel like building Sprint Front Parents so I think I'll take the lazy shitter route and build backliners
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sr speed flash
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>>568046762
Falconfeettummypits.png
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Considering how horse racing has always been a rich mans sport, i wonder how they feel about anime horsegirl invasions
https://vxtwitter.com/MRengar_/status/2058316152695087421 warning:ugos and dudes
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>>568047309
>>568046762
I ate my quote
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>>568047171
Ok now imagine the colonoscopy but they go in your piss pipe to enlarge your urethra. The vinegar isn't that bad. And you can still drink as long as it isn't in excess.
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>>568047364
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>>568046809
>>568047224
>>568046967
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
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>>568047350
most either dont care, dont know whats going on, or are glad there are more younger people at the track
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>>568047350
"darn zoomers being cringe again"
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>>568047171
bwo got his anus PROBED
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>>568047446
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should we eat her for this
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>>568047350
That's what I think the average avatarfags look like
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>>568047473
Mines dead so that isn't an issue, mommy.
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>>568047301
>Backliners
>in a Sprint
Not a good idea...
>>568047281
>plan out a racing schedule for digital
>Mile, Medium, Dirt
It should be easy as pie
>compare six nearly identical front runner ults
Angling > all for inheritance
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>>568047539
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>>568047226
don't trust the umalator on KEEP IT REAL activation timing
Gold City is always usable and always a gamble, and the only way you improve the gamble is by making a worse uma
>will be a fuck ton of ends so might be okay
this makes it worse because if you manage to not proc it midrace and get pushed too low before late race by all the ends with better midrace than you, you lose anyway
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>>568047442
Shuddering... Is that under anesthesia?
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>>568047551
depends on what you mean by "eat her"
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>>568047551
Ruby HATE
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>>568047309
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>>568047535
So did Teiofags.
Fat gay and incestous.
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>>568047619
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>>568047242
Same
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I started the game during the Kitasan/El Condor Pasa banner and I realize my pulls have been atrocious overall so I wanted some guidance from /uma/
What running style should I lock in in order to start planning pulls?
So far I've pulled mostly on umas I like because I didn't think I'd keep playing and want to keep playing during mant as some said it was a big filter, but here we are, and a pal told me it's time to lock in to a style to pull on cards
Which style should I lock into or I'm fucked?
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Dumb Falcon is so ugly.
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>>568047535
everyone needs to at some point bwo...
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>>568047535
It's actually kinda fun you just pass out and then you wake up and get to have a popscicle in bed and feel like you slept for a week straight. Apparently had a whole conversation with the doc and don't even remember it
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open leauge solved
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>>568047781
not till your 40+... WAIT SHIT IM NEARLY 34 AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>568047350
Pretty good variety in the outfits. Still and Spicaman are the only dupes I noticed.
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if falco is so smart how come she couldn't seduce her trainer
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>>568047015
Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related.
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>>568047674
You get a numbing needle stuck in your dick. So yes, but it'll hurt. And you'll have pain for days when you pee.
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>>568047729
Well what umas are your absolute favorites?
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Curren has a higher body count than the Vietnam war
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There's https://umalator.app/ and it tells you the most cost efficient skills per length and skill points
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>>568047871
I only love Laurel sorry
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>>568047805
SHIROAGO SAMA FUGGG:DDDD
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>>568047551
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>>568047839
They make tests that just require a poop sample. No need for probing.
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>>568047804
>you just pass out
>and feel like you slept for a week straight
Reminds me of a story my mom told me once. Many decades ago she or her mom got access to medical sleeping drops whatever stuff, the REAL strong shit. One drop of it on her tongue would completely knock her out for the entire night, giving her the best sleep ever. Mind you she easily falls asleep to this day, but holy shit do I want some of that shit, I'd get addicted so fucking quick. The 70s, 80s were different.
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>>568047729
every style has their turn in the spotlight over the years, it really is just pick whatever style has the most umas you like / find fun and just roll with it
paces and lates have more umas to choose from because they're the most common IRL style
paces are slightly more blessed than other styles because generalists tend to lean towards pace hints or they have specialists on scenario banners
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>>568047224
idk check the archive
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>>568047723
this is exactly how i would expect shakur to get with her trainer ngl
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>>568047835
>Triple Fronts in Open
Shameful
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>>568047781
>tfw some ojiisan will probe me in 10 years

>>568047804
So they do it during general anesthesia? I was awake during my endoscopy.

>>568047720
24BMI and been going to the gym ever since I got into uma since I'm easily impressionable
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Bereshit, son of Chrono Genesis, scratched from the Derby due to injury during training.
https://x.com/i/status/2058368862115237941
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>>568048087
you're the random cheva sound poster, aren't you? any that you made that haven't been posted by either of us in this thread? shouldn't be hard to check, certainly easier than me going through the chives...
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>>568047729
if you have all the good SRs at MLB this is completely salvageable. start saving for tachyon/light hello banner now, ramonu at 2nd anniversary. go from there
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>>568048160
nyo...
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>>568047601
Still more work and fewer plats than perpetual goldship.
>Angling > all for inheritance
That's one inherit out of two+ and the actual trainee's unique matters a lot too.
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>>568047884
Okay I'm going to the store tomorrow
>>568048009
I mean I was only out like an hour or two but the heavy feeling after anestesia makes it feel like a whole week past, especially if you were having conversations you don't even remember. But yeah I used to abuse the fuck out of benadryl and zquil to sleep but I learned how to sleep a healthy way now
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>>568048123
you try doing anything else in the End/front CM
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>>568048160
Fuck... I hope it’s not too serious and that he can make a recovery but that’s really unfortunate since I was rooting for him
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>>568047760
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>>568047652
true enough, hope to use her soon
might just reuse my derby ayabe desu since spurt doesn't work here either
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>>568048256
ITS FUCKING OPEN PUSSY
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>>568048176
nyo
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>>568048240
Remember, 1 oz per 10 oz of water. You can add a little honey to make it easier but nothing else.
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>>568048140
Yeah, at least in burgerland. I think endoscopies are usually an awake procedure but I've never had one myself (thankfully)
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>>568048365
that just means it's even easier to bully people with triple front
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>>568046661
damn kita got to fuck that ?
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>>568048365
YEAH YOU NEED ACCELS TO WIN
AND PUMP IRON HAS 50 METERS
BUDDING BLOSSOM HAS A PRECONDITION
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>>568048240
>but I learned how to sleep a healthy way now
I used to sleep like a fucking stone, easily falling asleep after turning 2-3 times, my record being one, so 5-10min at worst. Slept an easy 8h that way, never remembering if I woke up. Since end of last year I started having problems for some reason, waking up a ton, having to turn and going back, then again 1-2h later etc. The first 4-5h would go fine, the other 4 or more h would be pure pain. It's not like I'm suffering through the day or anything, I get through my day just fine and easily stay up at night as well so I just suffer through the sleep but man it's gay.

>>568048376
oh...
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>>568048403
Thank you penis rock anon. I will remember this
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you know a game is good when it teaches real world info
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>>568048434
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>>568048176
i have this one
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>>568048676
*kisses you*
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Bro is it worth it going guts build for upcoming CM? This feels painful
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what's even the point that one should worry about potential penis rocks? how little CLEAN water must one consume for that to even be possible? i easily consume 2-3 bottles (1l each) at day, one while eating alone.
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>>568047835
Why are you in open league
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https://poal.me/ft1ckz
https://poal.me/ft1ckz
https://poal.me/ft1ckz
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>>568048546
I've always been a terrible sleeper, but I was able to sleep immediatelly in the army since I was so fucking tired. In training I learned counting slowly from 30 unironically can put you to sleep. I also take magnesium glycinate an hour before bed but make sure you get all your needed vitamins throughout the day. It also helps me if I make my room a freezerbox but I've always slept with a fan on
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>>568047729
You have two of the big 3 at MLB, so your card situation is actually not bad. If we ignore the idea of playing your oshi you would be in a good position to set yourself up as a front or end player in the next few months if you have carats.

Front
>Summer Maruzensky card, Seiun Sky uma rerun
End
>Mr CB/Super Creek rerun, default Golshi forever lol

Late would be difficult since you've missed out on Nice Nature wit. I don't know much about pace, but you're going to want Tachyon speed anyway and you have MLB Fine; seems like you're well positioned regardless of whether you're rich or broke at this particular moment, but this is the style I Know the least about.
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Daiwa...
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>>568048875
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>>568048829
It's Fun(ny)
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It is Saturday and you know what that means bwo's... lubing up my Tenga now and rolling a big one to get high asf
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>>568048689
What is Chevachis end game?

>>568048679
>TopGun in fan material: cute and likable, esp combined with birna
>Maverick in anon posts: annoying cuz I dislike the anons using her
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>>568048176
Oh that's me. I dunno what you haven't seen yet but the other guy is right just search the archive by filename. I think I made them all start with Cheval.
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domfags are unironic homosexuals
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>>568048160
Uneblievable. Congratulations Lovcen on the triple crown
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How to convince McQueen to have sex with me?
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>>568049029
>dunno what you haven't seen yet
If it's not posted, I 99% haven't seen it yet.
I'm asking for spoonfeed posting as I have no idea how far I would even need to go back, and cuz I'm a lazy bugger obviously.
Either way, thank you for your service!
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>>568049146
Peanut butter
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>>568048981
I thought you were supposed to be a tryhard or maybe I'm confusing you with another guy
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>>568048723
t-thanks
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>>568049146
No need, the bloodline must continue. Right the wrongs!
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>>568049146
Just tell her it's a very effective diet regime and she could eat as much sweets as she can this way
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>>568049146
look like a love and deepspace character
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>>568049146
pour caramel on your penis
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>Figure out the right puzzle pieces for the parents and cards you need to have the stat sparks and skills you need during runs
>Now stuck in the "they still won't trigger Mile S" loop
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>>568049161
soulful and harmless slop
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UMA PANTIES
err source?
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When it comes to buying the x straightaways and corner skills for aces, is it better to spread it by getting both first or should I prioritize getting double O on the x corner skills first?
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Bratty Torenas have no rights
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>>568049206
triple front is tryhard, but trying hard is hard so i try hard to try hard
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>>568049146
Use the Syunichi Method
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>bearshit gone
>lovecen is actually going to be a triple crown
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I wouldn't question if this turns out to be the most atrocious run ever
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>>568049146
take her to a baseball game and feed her
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>>568049409
If you are scared of PDM shit, get both first.
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>>568049195
I don't really wanna spam too much posting them initially into the wild doesn't count but there was a batch a few weeks ago
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>>568049206
the fun part of open is seeing the umas people send there
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>>568049413
This is my right
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>>568049361
big fan of these rodents
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What SR card did you bros use your crystal on in the end?
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>>568049146
buy cake for her
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>>568049550
>I don't really wanna spam
Silence and do it, coward! Thread is slow as shit anyway, plus I did it before, and will again in the future once I got your stuff.
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>>568049627
stinko
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Your feelings for her are not real.
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>>568047364
I thought all torenas live in the dorms
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>>568049627
Ayabe. Only to 3LB and never use her
Yeah, I fell for it
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>>568049595
SHE'S FAT
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>>568049627
I am a free thinker
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>>568049762
THEY'RE REAL TO ME!!!
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>>568049627
Put one into Windy, who's been crucial for me up until I MLB'ed Bakushin with a spook and my 1st anni voucher. Unfortunately I only pulled 1LB Vega guts so the card and the remaining two crystals are worthless.
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>>568049146
tell her she's in a dream
i can't find the fucking comic
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baby
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should i train or takarazuka kinen? since this is a race you can do in senior I wonder if it matters for epithets
i'd love to finish getting all rainbows just before summers + more energy
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>>568049881
Important question: Do you have a carrot to MLB Symboli with?
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>>568049762
None of my feelings are real. They're all products of chemical reactions in my brain.
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>>568049639
Ok well you only get them when I don't have something else to post/reply to
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>>568049957
nope, none in shop either. If I train wit all cards are max friendship so just before summer sounds too juicy
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>>568049979
That's a low bar to climb, but alright, weirdo.
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>Wake up to 6 new followers
Damn my pasa is popular
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>>568049881
train
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>>568049627
My 1st crystal was Sweepy because her last card wont come from gacha. Then after I MLB'd her I got like 3 copies of it
2nd is Stinky, 3rd is Nishino
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>>568049965
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
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>>568048160
Damn, poor hors. Wishing him a speedy recovery, I really want to see him run in a G1 race one day.
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>>568050036
I am in many other breads on this site
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I flatlined today
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>>568046661
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>>568050253
How many of those are /vg/ tho, the only one relevant for your (local) posting frequency?
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>>568050325
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Stop trying to make me like Cheval Grand
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>>568050112
The chemicals in my brain are making me horny for you right now
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>>568050383
She's showing her pits
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>>568050564
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>>568050325
Sweepys trainer would NEVER get with her.
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>>568050480
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The Twins
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beeg horse
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>>568050338
I'm in like 5 generals
but actually it's more like I'm not always paying attention to the thread which I should have said
I guess I can try out this 4chanx chain post thing
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>>568050480
>Oh hey this could turn into a cute lil story... tho all teh dark stuff is odd
>>568050654
>Oh god oh no oh fuck
>>568050713
Chevachi and Chevachi 2.0
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>>568050325
Soon I will correct this brat
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>>568050626
Dia-chan spotted. You have my attention.
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>>568050713
I like the one that jobs
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>>568050803
I mean even dark uma doujins aren't that bad, it isn't like seeing a funny 2hu doujin premise then seeing the author is Zounose
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>>568049627
Used one for Stinko, I could use what I have to MLB Ayabe, but I'm actually more interested to save them for something like the SR speed Pasa which comes with the Throne banner lmao that I get spooked by if the Tachyon/Hello banner pulls becomes terrible somehow. I think ass-scratching wit Seiun later this year is also not bad, but I'm just hoooooarding gold crystals for cards I know I'll use, even though I'm pretty sure decks should be transitioning to all SSRs by the end of the year anyway.
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welcome to Uma Burger home of the Uma Burger can I take your order?
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>>568050927
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>>568050801
>I'm in like 5 generals
I'm so fucking sorry...
>try out this 4chanx chain post thing
I mean sure, but it's not like you can use it without oversig--
>>568050873 >>568050956
Holy fuck are you a pass fucker? What a tweest
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Eishin Flashfags explain yourselves right now.
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>>568050989
Yea I'd like some milk from the tap
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>>568051097
looks delicious
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>>568051019
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>>568051097
Americans explain yourself
Let's not start this nitpicking bullshit, every single culture has SOME food that looks disgusting to outsiders.
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>>568050082
>>568049957
oh well, really good run but turf S procced instead of mile so back into the mines I go
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Waiter, I need an uncapped stats, no summer rainbows, and unfinished SSR events to go with this
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>>568051206
>Meme burger from some random ghost kitchen
vs
>Hundreds year old dish that's still common today

We are not the same.
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Ok I think that's it
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>>568051097
This is what Flash would feed you in Dusseldorf
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>>568051376
>Literally random pick after googling "disgusting american food"
vs
>Literally random nit pick by some retard trying to shit things up instead of TALKING ABOUT THE GAME
go to /ck/ if you wanna shit on other cultures foods
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>>568046661
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.
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I think I hate Dia.
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>>568051492
I sure hope it's wholesome, bwo.
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>>568051470
Bless your heart, Cheva bro!
Most committed waifufag in this thread, I'd argue.
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>>568051618
It's far from wholesome... I'm going to FUCK that's brats' ASS.
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>>568051601
wtf
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>>568051632
No I make soundposts of most anything uma I find
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What are we having for dinner tonight? I think I will order from two places just to mix it up
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>>568051771
STOP RUINING MY HEADCANON!
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>>568051695
Don't do that, bwo unless you ensure her hat stays on, then by all means, go at it
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are you ready for umamusumesports
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Which uma should I masturbate to tonight?
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>>568051570
I really need to kiss Dia
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>>568052040
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>>568051914
stream link?
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>>568052040
She's coming up to you, get ready.
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I just dumped my leftover chili over my leftover stirfry and ate that
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>>568051887
The hat stays on... for now. It will end up being a... receptacle of sorts at the end.
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>>568052118
ttv/bestieinslot
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>>568052006
roll a whole 23 for Tama
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>>568051842
Already mentioned it, but Guy Fieri branded frozen dinners. I'm on my 3rd right now.
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>>568051857
thank God Vivilos appeared to help cleanse my eyes of that ugly boy
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>changed from spamming ntr to spamming cheval
yawn does this retard ever stop?
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>>568052140
along with a box of twinkies, fatass?
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>>568051914
>CM13 Taurus Cup
So they're just smashing their CM13 teams against each other?
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oh boy HE woke up
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>>568052342
Sinkowyndi...
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I, Dia's trainer, want to talk and hit on ningen women.
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>>568052129
I need to kiss Kitasan and Kitaposters
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>>568052006
7th row 4th column on your veteran list
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It's not Friday you retards.
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>>568050581
I'd like to see you try
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>>568052469
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Looks about how you'd expect
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>>568052092
>>568052129
Dia too cute...
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>>568052559
>Mambo
>cringe
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>>568052432
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>>568052140
>chili on stirfry
...is that any good?
i just made some corn chowder.
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#LookAtCurren
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>from NTR spamming
>to cheva spam
>to who gives a fuck 3DPD esports garbage
fuck off already will you???
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Why do you guys goon to armpits?
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esports is the future
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>>568052718
Oissu
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>>568052717
you're so cool bro teach me how to be cool like you
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>>568052418
If his new schedule is correct, this should continue till 7~8 hours, and burgerhours will be free of schizoposting later
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>>568052718
2d armpits are hot.
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>>568052830
The shrine would be prosperous
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>>568051097
there's nothing to be explained. it's basically corned beef hash. who the fuck doesn't like corned beef hash.
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see you fags in 10 hours
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>>568052968
whatever nationality that fucker is
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I would like 1 run without a random mood down please
>>568052947
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Mambo!
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>from NTR spamming
>to cheva spam
>to who gives a fuck 3DPD esports garbage
>to gay disgusting food
fuck off already will you???
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>>568052559
What's this? What's the point?
That's just a circlejerk of nobodies
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>>568053014
Get your breasts off me!
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>>568051570
If I was Dia's trainer, I would lose to her boobs within the week.
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>>568052913
What could my trainee possibly mean by this... women are confusing
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lets do gay erp next!
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>>568052418
>He changed his sleep schedule just to follow the NTRfag
No one does this, right?
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>>568052913
Its obvious now right?
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>>568053228
Why not straight erp?
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>>568053282
Straight ERP (no trannies allowed) is evil chiyo-anons gimmick.
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donut
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>>568053205
What does "losing to her boobs" even mean...?
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>>568053282
no way fag
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>>568053282
The only thing straight is my cock
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>>568051206
Lucky Charms Burger would actually be pretty good though. I always add marshmellow fluff and peanut butter to my burgers at home instead of condiments.
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>>568053179
it's called having fun irl
you probably wouldn't get it
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post dancing umas
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>>568053379
J-John Lennon?!
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>>568053309
Do your best, anon!
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>>568053368
>>568053437
>>568053458
Real /uma/males and real /uma/females got get to know one another through this. It could be genius. I could be a genius.
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>>568053486
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>>568053246
He's too late then. NTRfag was in the previous thread and probably asleep right now
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>>568046967
if you're in the receiving end, yes
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>>568053426
I'd never lose to Dia's shitty saggy boobs
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>>568053481
No I don't. Back in the day events were supposed to be about skills
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>>568053486
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>>568053486
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>>568053486
My Princess!
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>>568053486
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Ok fine you convinced me, I'll roll for Cheval Grand, let's just see when she's predicted to relea-
>june 2027
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fast learner but low roll :\ might honestly be fine if my main reason is to cuck other angling users
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>>568053616
That's exactly right, no one should be excited seeing a kids middle school chest.
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>>568053486
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>>568053792
I would.
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>>568053747
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>>568053813
I'm honestly sick of this dance
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>>568053486
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>>568053815
Well you shouldn't. It's wrong.
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>>568053616
>>568053792
Dia is my precious trainee and I'd be jinxed for life if I got a stiffy because of her curvy, soft body.
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>>568053379
Wtf I thought girls don't play this game anymore?
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>>568053831
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>and then she eats all the food!!! XDDD
peak as they say
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>>568053872
I like when Neicha is doing it and she looks like she doesn't understand the dance at all
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>>568053967
>>568053969
Getting an erection seeing Dia's saggy milkers is a natural reaction and Dia purposely shows them off to you
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>>568053556
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>>568054013
>and then Tama smacks her because she says something a dumb hick would say. Funniest shit I've ever seen!
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>>568053486
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>>568053426
Someone already posted the image but basically going from 'I'd never be tempted by Dia's boobs no matter how huge they are' to being aroused simply from having them near my face or pushing into me.
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>>568053486
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>>568054067
she's so happy
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>>568054017
I am immune to Dia's soft middle school breasts.
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>>568054017
She won...
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>>568053486
Look at her go!
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Explain to me like I'm retarded why Light Hello is so required for Grand Live.
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>>568053486
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>>568053486
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>>568054253
Dia...
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>>568054337
imagine mant but you have a pal card that gives you free shop currency
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>>568054337
Because the scenario mechanics require her card.
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>>568053486
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Went to watch BOANE on cinemas and I got this, pokke was really nice, i see why she won HOTY, dantsu was cute but not seeing her win a single time was sad, cafe faces were great but sidelining the kikuka sho was lame, and i see why there's some discussion about movie tachyon vs game tachyon, but she was nice too, i'm sad i don't have fuji and the cameos of the different umas were a treat
the derby can't be that impactful
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>>568054247
I'll exorcise this evil spirit with the power of my DICK
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>>568053486
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DIA DOESN'T ACT LIKE THAT.
STOP POSTING DIA ACTING LIKE THAT.
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Diamond is kinda crazy...
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So today I totally watched this YEARS OLD movie in the cinema instead of pirating or buying it for online watch as it was available for YEARS and man it was so mega fun to watch it with all the other weird smelly cunts!

Totally not going to repeat this post next week or when there is some made up local cinema event for it!
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>>568054486
glad you enjoyed it SEAbwo...
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>>568054132
>>568054013
Yep thats the good stuff
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>>568054625
good christ look at those giant honkers and that ASS how much i want those pillows in my faces
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>>568054735
SLUT
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>>568054796
many are saying this
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>>568054615
Actually SA
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>>568053486
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>>568053486
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Dia mama
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>>568054839
oops my b
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>>568053486
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>>568054839
Ay caramba!
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>>568054839
spanish sea...
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>>568054972
the spanish main...
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Wao I never got so many (You)s before...
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>>568054927
>>568054963
>>568054972
I-I-I-It's not that bad
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>>568054954
not a single thought in maya's head as she copies marvelous
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just take me out back
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>>568054563
I WILL continue to post Dia being stubborn, pushy, aggressive, rapey, with huge boobs
And I CANNOT be stopped
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I hate Winning Ticket.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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I kinda want to deck one of the umas trainers in front of their trainee just to see what would happen
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>>568055089
>not a single female in sight

grim
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>>568055125
TASHIN TESTOOOO



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