Previous: >>568024406>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchfilly butts
>>568046661tosher
name a more ICONIC card art in the game
sweep tushy...
fillies
>>568046581I used to do that but the vinegar is just so vile. I just measure my water intake with a liter bottle but I just forget sometimes
>>568046650>Swelling is blood collecting in the area to aid with healingIntredasting.. The more you know!>so it takes longer33. These things taking longer with age is a given tho, so whatever. I just hope my hope of "I can move and pull it without pain just fine" doesn't turn into false hope in 1-2 weeks or something, but I guess at that point It's just my fault for not going sooner so eh.Thanks for the medic lesson, always fun to learn basic stuff like that!
>>568046762
Isn't having sex with boys gay?
>>568046661
This creature...
>>568046848Trust me bro, the vinegar is less worse than a pointy rock in your pee pipe.
>>568045781Niggers will see a track full of possibilities for Umas to build & think>Time to run the same VBourbon I've ran for the past 3 CMs!Agents of Satan
>>568046967Girls are allowed to be a little bit gay.
when's da oaks
>>568046762Air Shakur WIT SSR
https://youtu.be/3YXzsEKwiNM
>>568046967If they look feminine enough then they're a girl as far as my dick is concerned
What do you do when your uma looks at your penis like this
>>568046993Honestly yeah, I'd rather be safe than sorry. I've already had to do a colonoscopy and I just can't stand invasive procedures. I should probably stop drinking every weekend too
>>568046967yaeno muteki is also a boy
>>568046809any [sound]s im missing?
maaaybe og gold city is usable here, would just need to stall with overtaking for a tiny bit. will be a fuck ton of ends so might be okay
>>568046987Love sugar lights
>>568047015I've been going out of my way to train a new uma every CM, but it's gotten fucking tiring. I just want to throw Golshi and Taishin out there again so they can win plats for me instead of doing complicated shit like plan out a racing schedule for digital and compare six nearly identical front runner ults.
>>568047015I don't feel like building Sprint Front Parents so I think I'll take the lazy shitter route and build backliners
sr speed flash
>>568046762Falconfeettummypits.png
Considering how horse racing has always been a rich mans sport, i wonder how they feel about anime horsegirl invasionshttps://vxtwitter.com/MRengar_/status/2058316152695087421 warning:ugos and dudes
>>568047309>>568046762I ate my quote
>>568047171Ok now imagine the colonoscopy but they go in your piss pipe to enlarge your urethra. The vinegar isn't that bad. And you can still drink as long as it isn't in excess.
>>568047364
>>568046809>>568047224>>568046967Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>568047350most either dont care, dont know whats going on, or are glad there are more younger people at the track
>>568047350"darn zoomers being cringe again"
>>568047171bwo got his anus PROBED
>>568047446
should we eat her for this
>>568047350That's what I think the average avatarfags look like
>>568047473Mines dead so that isn't an issue, mommy.
>>568047301>Backliners>in a SprintNot a good idea...>>568047281>plan out a racing schedule for digital >Mile, Medium, DirtIt should be easy as pie>compare six nearly identical front runner ultsAngling > all for inheritance
>>568047539
>>568047226don't trust the umalator on KEEP IT REAL activation timingGold City is always usable and always a gamble, and the only way you improve the gamble is by making a worse uma>will be a fuck ton of ends so might be okaythis makes it worse because if you manage to not proc it midrace and get pushed too low before late race by all the ends with better midrace than you, you lose anyway
>>568047442Shuddering... Is that under anesthesia?
>>568047551depends on what you mean by "eat her"
>>568047551Ruby HATE
>>568047309
>>568047535So did Teiofags.Fat gay and incestous.
>>568047619
>>568047242Same
I started the game during the Kitasan/El Condor Pasa banner and I realize my pulls have been atrocious overall so I wanted some guidance from /uma/What running style should I lock in in order to start planning pulls?So far I've pulled mostly on umas I like because I didn't think I'd keep playing and want to keep playing during mant as some said it was a big filter, but here we are, and a pal told me it's time to lock in to a style to pull on cardsWhich style should I lock into or I'm fucked?
Dumb Falcon is so ugly.
>>568047535everyone needs to at some point bwo...
>>568047535It's actually kinda fun you just pass out and then you wake up and get to have a popscicle in bed and feel like you slept for a week straight. Apparently had a whole conversation with the doc and don't even remember it
open leauge solved
>>568047781not till your 40+... WAIT SHIT IM NEARLY 34 AAAAAAAAAAA
>>568047350Pretty good variety in the outfits. Still and Spicaman are the only dupes I noticed.
if falco is so smart how come she couldn't seduce her trainer
>>568047015Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related.
>>568047674You get a numbing needle stuck in your dick. So yes, but it'll hurt. And you'll have pain for days when you pee.
>>568047729Well what umas are your absolute favorites?
Curren has a higher body count than the Vietnam war
There's https://umalator.app/ and it tells you the most cost efficient skills per length and skill points
>>568047871I only love Laurel sorry
>>568047805SHIROAGO SAMA FUGGG:DDDD
>>568047551
>>568047839They make tests that just require a poop sample. No need for probing.
>>568047804>you just pass out>and feel like you slept for a week straightReminds me of a story my mom told me once. Many decades ago she or her mom got access to medical sleeping drops whatever stuff, the REAL strong shit. One drop of it on her tongue would completely knock her out for the entire night, giving her the best sleep ever. Mind you she easily falls asleep to this day, but holy shit do I want some of that shit, I'd get addicted so fucking quick. The 70s, 80s were different.
>>568047729every style has their turn in the spotlight over the years, it really is just pick whatever style has the most umas you like / find fun and just roll with itpaces and lates have more umas to choose from because they're the most common IRL stylepaces are slightly more blessed than other styles because generalists tend to lean towards pace hints or they have specialists on scenario banners
>>568047224idk check the archive
>>568047723this is exactly how i would expect shakur to get with her trainer ngl
>>568047835>Triple Fronts in OpenShameful
>>568047781>tfw some ojiisan will probe me in 10 years>>568047804So they do it during general anesthesia? I was awake during my endoscopy.>>56804772024BMI and been going to the gym ever since I got into uma since I'm easily impressionable
Bereshit, son of Chrono Genesis, scratched from the Derby due to injury during training.https://x.com/i/status/2058368862115237941
>>568048087you're the random cheva sound poster, aren't you? any that you made that haven't been posted by either of us in this thread? shouldn't be hard to check, certainly easier than me going through the chives...
>>568047729if you have all the good SRs at MLB this is completely salvageable. start saving for tachyon/light hello banner now, ramonu at 2nd anniversary. go from there
>>568048160nyo...
>>568047601Still more work and fewer plats than perpetual goldship.>Angling > all for inheritanceThat's one inherit out of two+ and the actual trainee's unique matters a lot too.
>>568047884Okay I'm going to the store tomorrow>>568048009I mean I was only out like an hour or two but the heavy feeling after anestesia makes it feel like a whole week past, especially if you were having conversations you don't even remember. But yeah I used to abuse the fuck out of benadryl and zquil to sleep but I learned how to sleep a healthy way now
>>568048123you try doing anything else in the End/front CM
>>568048160Fuck... I hope it’s not too serious and that he can make a recovery but that’s really unfortunate since I was rooting for him
>>568047760
>>568047652true enough, hope to use her soonmight just reuse my derby ayabe desu since spurt doesn't work here either
>>568048256ITS FUCKING OPEN PUSSY
>>568048176nyo
>>568048240Remember, 1 oz per 10 oz of water. You can add a little honey to make it easier but nothing else.
>>568048140Yeah, at least in burgerland. I think endoscopies are usually an awake procedure but I've never had one myself (thankfully)
>>568048365that just means it's even easier to bully people with triple front
>>568046661damn kita got to fuck that ?
>>568048365YEAH YOU NEED ACCELS TO WINAND PUMP IRON HAS 50 METERSBUDDING BLOSSOM HAS A PRECONDITION
>>568048240>but I learned how to sleep a healthy way nowI used to sleep like a fucking stone, easily falling asleep after turning 2-3 times, my record being one, so 5-10min at worst. Slept an easy 8h that way, never remembering if I woke up. Since end of last year I started having problems for some reason, waking up a ton, having to turn and going back, then again 1-2h later etc. The first 4-5h would go fine, the other 4 or more h would be pure pain. It's not like I'm suffering through the day or anything, I get through my day just fine and easily stay up at night as well so I just suffer through the sleep but man it's gay.>>568048376oh...
>>568048403Thank you penis rock anon. I will remember this
you know a game is good when it teaches real world info
>>568048434
>>568048176i have this one
>>568048676*kisses you*
Bro is it worth it going guts build for upcoming CM? This feels painful
what's even the point that one should worry about potential penis rocks? how little CLEAN water must one consume for that to even be possible? i easily consume 2-3 bottles (1l each) at day, one while eating alone.
>>568047835Why are you in open league
https://poal.me/ft1ckzhttps://poal.me/ft1ckzhttps://poal.me/ft1ckz
>>568048546I've always been a terrible sleeper, but I was able to sleep immediatelly in the army since I was so fucking tired. In training I learned counting slowly from 30 unironically can put you to sleep. I also take magnesium glycinate an hour before bed but make sure you get all your needed vitamins throughout the day. It also helps me if I make my room a freezerbox but I've always slept with a fan on
>>568047729You have two of the big 3 at MLB, so your card situation is actually not bad. If we ignore the idea of playing your oshi you would be in a good position to set yourself up as a front or end player in the next few months if you have carats. Front>Summer Maruzensky card, Seiun Sky uma rerunEnd>Mr CB/Super Creek rerun, default Golshi forever lolLate would be difficult since you've missed out on Nice Nature wit. I don't know much about pace, but you're going to want Tachyon speed anyway and you have MLB Fine; seems like you're well positioned regardless of whether you're rich or broke at this particular moment, but this is the style I Know the least about.
Daiwa...
>>568048875
>>568048829It's Fun(ny)
It is Saturday and you know what that means bwo's... lubing up my Tenga now and rolling a big one to get high asf
>>568048689What is Chevachis end game?>>568048679>TopGun in fan material: cute and likable, esp combined with birna>Maverick in anon posts: annoying cuz I dislike the anons using her
>>568048176Oh that's me. I dunno what you haven't seen yet but the other guy is right just search the archive by filename. I think I made them all start with Cheval.
domfags are unironic homosexuals
>>568048160Uneblievable. Congratulations Lovcen on the triple crown
How to convince McQueen to have sex with me?
>>568049029>dunno what you haven't seen yetIf it's not posted, I 99% haven't seen it yet.I'm asking for spoonfeed posting as I have no idea how far I would even need to go back, and cuz I'm a lazy bugger obviously.Either way, thank you for your service!
>>568049146Peanut butter
>>568048981I thought you were supposed to be a tryhard or maybe I'm confusing you with another guy
>>568048723t-thanks
>>568049146No need, the bloodline must continue. Right the wrongs!
>>568049146Just tell her it's a very effective diet regime and she could eat as much sweets as she can this way
>>568049146look like a love and deepspace character
>>568049146pour caramel on your penis
>Figure out the right puzzle pieces for the parents and cards you need to have the stat sparks and skills you need during runs>Now stuck in the "they still won't trigger Mile S" loop
>>568049161soulful and harmless slop
UMA PANTIESerr source?
When it comes to buying the x straightaways and corner skills for aces, is it better to spread it by getting both first or should I prioritize getting double O on the x corner skills first?
Bratty Torenas have no rights
>>568049206triple front is tryhard, but trying hard is hard so i try hard to try hard
>>568049146Use the Syunichi Method
>bearshit gone>lovecen is actually going to be a triple crown
I wouldn't question if this turns out to be the most atrocious run ever
>>568049146take her to a baseball game and feed her
>>568049409If you are scared of PDM shit, get both first.
>>568049195I don't really wanna spam too much posting them initially into the wild doesn't count but there was a batch a few weeks ago
>>568049206the fun part of open is seeing the umas people send there
>>568049413This is my right
>>568049361big fan of these rodents
What SR card did you bros use your crystal on in the end?
>>568049146buy cake for her
>>568049550>I don't really wanna spamSilence and do it, coward! Thread is slow as shit anyway, plus I did it before, and will again in the future once I got your stuff.
>>568049627stinko
Your feelings for her are not real.
>>568047364I thought all torenas live in the dorms
>>568049627Ayabe. Only to 3LB and never use herYeah, I fell for it
>>568049595SHE'S FAT
>>568049627I am a free thinker
>>568049762THEY'RE REAL TO ME!!!
>>568049627Put one into Windy, who's been crucial for me up until I MLB'ed Bakushin with a spook and my 1st anni voucher. Unfortunately I only pulled 1LB Vega guts so the card and the remaining two crystals are worthless.
>>568049146tell her she's in a dreami can't find the fucking comic
baby
should i train or takarazuka kinen? since this is a race you can do in senior I wonder if it matters for epithets i'd love to finish getting all rainbows just before summers + more energy
>>568049881Important question: Do you have a carrot to MLB Symboli with?
>>568049762None of my feelings are real. They're all products of chemical reactions in my brain.
>>568049639Ok well you only get them when I don't have something else to post/reply to
>>568049957nope, none in shop either. If I train wit all cards are max friendship so just before summer sounds too juicy
>>568049979That's a low bar to climb, but alright, weirdo.
>Wake up to 6 new followersDamn my pasa is popular
>>568049881train
>>568049627My 1st crystal was Sweepy because her last card wont come from gacha. Then after I MLB'd her I got like 3 copies of it2nd is Stinky, 3rd is Nishino
>>568049965Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
>>568048160Damn, poor hors. Wishing him a speedy recovery, I really want to see him run in a G1 race one day.
>>568050036I am in many other breads on this site
I flatlined today
>>568050253How many of those are /vg/ tho, the only one relevant for your (local) posting frequency?
>>568050325
Stop trying to make me like Cheval Grand
>>568050112The chemicals in my brain are making me horny for you right now
>>568050383She's showing her pits
>>568050564
>>568050325Sweepys trainer would NEVER get with her.
>>568050480
The Twins
beeg horse
>>568050338I'm in like 5 generalsbut actually it's more like I'm not always paying attention to the thread which I should have saidI guess I can try out this 4chanx chain post thing
>>568050480>Oh hey this could turn into a cute lil story... tho all teh dark stuff is odd>>568050654>Oh god oh no oh fuck>>568050713Chevachi and Chevachi 2.0
>>568050325Soon I will correct this brat
>>568050626Dia-chan spotted. You have my attention.
>>568050713I like the one that jobs
>>568050803I mean even dark uma doujins aren't that bad, it isn't like seeing a funny 2hu doujin premise then seeing the author is Zounose
>>568049627Used one for Stinko, I could use what I have to MLB Ayabe, but I'm actually more interested to save them for something like the SR speed Pasa which comes with the Throne banner lmao that I get spooked by if the Tachyon/Hello banner pulls becomes terrible somehow. I think ass-scratching wit Seiun later this year is also not bad, but I'm just hoooooarding gold crystals for cards I know I'll use, even though I'm pretty sure decks should be transitioning to all SSRs by the end of the year anyway.
welcome to Uma Burger home of the Uma Burger can I take your order?
>>568050927
>>568050801>I'm in like 5 generalsI'm so fucking sorry...>try out this 4chanx chain post thingI mean sure, but it's not like you can use it without oversig-->>568050873 >>568050956Holy fuck are you a pass fucker? What a tweest
Eishin Flashfags explain yourselves right now.
>>568050989Yea I'd like some milk from the tap
>>568051097looks delicious
>>568051019
>>568051097Americans explain yourselfLet's not start this nitpicking bullshit, every single culture has SOME food that looks disgusting to outsiders.
>>568050082>>568049957oh well, really good run but turf S procced instead of mile so back into the mines I go
Waiter, I need an uncapped stats, no summer rainbows, and unfinished SSR events to go with this
>>568051206>Meme burger from some random ghost kitchenvs>Hundreds year old dish that's still common todayWe are not the same.
Ok I think that's it
>>568051097This is what Flash would feed you in Dusseldorf
>>568051376>Literally random pick after googling "disgusting american food"vs>Literally random nit pick by some retard trying to shit things up instead of TALKING ABOUT THE GAMEgo to /ck/ if you wanna shit on other cultures foods
>>568046661Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do.
I think I hate Dia.
>>568051492I sure hope it's wholesome, bwo.
>>568051470Bless your heart, Cheva bro! Most committed waifufag in this thread, I'd argue.
>>568051618It's far from wholesome... I'm going to FUCK that's brats' ASS.
>>568051601wtf
>>568051632No I make soundposts of most anything uma I find
What are we having for dinner tonight? I think I will order from two places just to mix it up
>>568051771STOP RUINING MY HEADCANON!
>>568051695Don't do that, bwo unless you ensure her hat stays on, then by all means, go at it
are you ready for umamusumesports
Which uma should I masturbate to tonight?
>>568051570I really need to kiss Dia
>>568052040
>>568051914stream link?
>>568052040She's coming up to you, get ready.
I just dumped my leftover chili over my leftover stirfry and ate that
>>568051887The hat stays on... for now. It will end up being a... receptacle of sorts at the end.
>>568052118ttv/bestieinslot
>>568052006roll a whole 23 for Tama
>>568051842Already mentioned it, but Guy Fieri branded frozen dinners. I'm on my 3rd right now.
>>568051857thank God Vivilos appeared to help cleanse my eyes of that ugly boy
>changed from spamming ntr to spamming chevalyawn does this retard ever stop?
>>568052140along with a box of twinkies, fatass?
>>568051914>CM13 Taurus CupSo they're just smashing their CM13 teams against each other?
oh boy HE woke up
>>568052342Sinkowyndi...
I, Dia's trainer, want to talk and hit on ningen women.
>>568052129I need to kiss Kitasan and Kitaposters
>>5680520067th row 4th column on your veteran list
It's not Friday you retards.
>>568050581I'd like to see you try
>>568052469
Looks about how you'd expect
>>568052092>>568052129Dia too cute...
>>568052559>Mambo>cringe
>>568052432
>>568052140>chili on stirfry...is that any good?i just made some corn chowder.
#LookAtCurren
>from NTR spamming>to cheva spam>to who gives a fuck 3DPD esports garbagefuck off already will you???
Why do you guys goon to armpits?
esports is the future
>>568052718Oissu
>>568052717you're so cool bro teach me how to be cool like you
>>568052418If his new schedule is correct, this should continue till 7~8 hours, and burgerhours will be free of schizoposting later
>>5680527182d armpits are hot.
>>568052830The shrine would be prosperous
>>568051097there's nothing to be explained. it's basically corned beef hash. who the fuck doesn't like corned beef hash.
see you fags in 10 hours
>>568052968whatever nationality that fucker is
I would like 1 run without a random mood down please>>568052947
Mambo!
>from NTR spamming>to cheva spam>to who gives a fuck 3DPD esports garbage>to gay disgusting foodfuck off already will you???
>>568052559What's this? What's the point?That's just a circlejerk of nobodies
>>568053014Get your breasts off me!
>>568051570If I was Dia's trainer, I would lose to her boobs within the week.
>>568052913What could my trainee possibly mean by this... women are confusing
lets do gay erp next!
>>568052418>He changed his sleep schedule just to follow the NTRfagNo one does this, right?
>>568052913Its obvious now right?
>>568053228Why not straight erp?
>>568053282Straight ERP (no trannies allowed) is evil chiyo-anons gimmick.
donut
>>568053205What does "losing to her boobs" even mean...?
>>568053282no way fag
>>568053282The only thing straight is my cock
>>568051206Lucky Charms Burger would actually be pretty good though. I always add marshmellow fluff and peanut butter to my burgers at home instead of condiments.
>>568053179it's called having fun irlyou probably wouldn't get it
post dancing umas
>>568053379J-John Lennon?!
>>568053309Do your best, anon!
>>568053368>>568053437>>568053458Real /uma/males and real /uma/females got get to know one another through this. It could be genius. I could be a genius.
>>568053486
>>568053246He's too late then. NTRfag was in the previous thread and probably asleep right now
>>568046967if you're in the receiving end, yes
>>568053426I'd never lose to Dia's shitty saggy boobs
>>568053481No I don't. Back in the day events were supposed to be about skills
>>568053486My Princess!
Ok fine you convinced me, I'll roll for Cheval Grand, let's just see when she's predicted to relea->june 2027
fast learner but low roll :\ might honestly be fine if my main reason is to cuck other angling users
>>568053616That's exactly right, no one should be excited seeing a kids middle school chest.
>>568053792I would.
>>568053747
>>568053813I'm honestly sick of this dance
>>568053815Well you shouldn't. It's wrong.
>>568053616>>568053792Dia is my precious trainee and I'd be jinxed for life if I got a stiffy because of her curvy, soft body.
>>568053379Wtf I thought girls don't play this game anymore?
>>568053831
>and then she eats all the food!!! XDDDpeak as they say
>>568053872I like when Neicha is doing it and she looks like she doesn't understand the dance at all
>>568053967>>568053969Getting an erection seeing Dia's saggy milkers is a natural reaction and Dia purposely shows them off to you
>>568053556
>>568054013>and then Tama smacks her because she says something a dumb hick would say. Funniest shit I've ever seen!
>>568053426Someone already posted the image but basically going from 'I'd never be tempted by Dia's boobs no matter how huge they are' to being aroused simply from having them near my face or pushing into me.
>>568054067she's so happy
>>568054017I am immune to Dia's soft middle school breasts.
>>568054017She won...
>>568053486Look at her go!
Explain to me like I'm retarded why Light Hello is so required for Grand Live.
>>568054253Dia...
>>568054337imagine mant but you have a pal card that gives you free shop currency
>>568054337Because the scenario mechanics require her card.
Went to watch BOANE on cinemas and I got this, pokke was really nice, i see why she won HOTY, dantsu was cute but not seeing her win a single time was sad, cafe faces were great but sidelining the kikuka sho was lame, and i see why there's some discussion about movie tachyon vs game tachyon, but she was nice too, i'm sad i don't have fuji and the cameos of the different umas were a treatthe derby can't be that impactful
>>568054247I'll exorcise this evil spirit with the power of my DICK
DIA DOESN'T ACT LIKE THAT.STOP POSTING DIA ACTING LIKE THAT.
Diamond is kinda crazy...
So today I totally watched this YEARS OLD movie in the cinema instead of pirating or buying it for online watch as it was available for YEARS and man it was so mega fun to watch it with all the other weird smelly cunts!Totally not going to repeat this post next week or when there is some made up local cinema event for it!
>>568054486glad you enjoyed it SEAbwo...
>>568054132>>568054013Yep thats the good stuff
>>568054625good christ look at those giant honkers and that ASS how much i want those pillows in my faces
>>568054735SLUT
>>568054796many are saying this
>>568054615Actually SA
Dia mama
>>568054839oops my b
>>568054839Ay caramba!
>>568054839spanish sea...
>>568054972the spanish main...
Wao I never got so many (You)s before...
>>568054927>>568054963>>568054972I-I-I-It's not that bad
>>568054954not a single thought in maya's head as she copies marvelous
just take me out back
>>568054563I WILL continue to post Dia being stubborn, pushy, aggressive, rapey, with huge boobsAnd I CANNOT be stopped
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
I kinda want to deck one of the umas trainers in front of their trainee just to see what would happen
>>568055089>not a single female in sightgrim
>>568055125TASHIN TESTOOOO
>>568055048
this or nhk mile? first decision to give me real trouble in a while
>>568055102She copy! And Marvelous was right there so she rolls with it.>>568053486>
>>568053014Mommy
>>568055161there's one right in the front anon
>>568054337People here say "she earns you more tokens" and that's TECHNICALLY true but it doesn't really tell you how GL works. GL is basically Unity Cup minus the bullshit RNG "you have double circles but lose the race anyway" aspect, if you have the bar filled you just succeed, end of story. So to sum it up>train, only race when required for character story>training gets you coins sometimes, but not always. It has a chance of happening but getting coins isn't guaranteed>what coins you get is determined entirely by the type of training as each type of training has a primary coin with a 60% chance to drop and a secondary coin with a 30% chance to drop>as a result of this, you only ever have to train wit and speed because they cover 4 of the 5 available coin>as a result, you want to run 3 spd 2 wit with LH or 3 wit 2 spd LH>what does LH do? When you train with LH in that slot, she gives you for free up to 20 of whatever coin you have the least of in your inventory, aka the 1 coin out of the 5 you can't get from training speed or wit. 20 coins is actually a fucking lot, it's like getting 50 TB shop pointsThere, now you understand the mechanics and why LH is required for GL. Please refer to this post every time you forget how it works.
>Spooked by SR Sweepy's charming/SP event>All supports in friendship range>Energy empty
>>568055125
>>568055120Dia wouldn't rape...would she?
The next uma posted is my wife and I'm going to sleep.
>>568055358Doesn't sounds like Dia, she wouldn't do something like that.
>>568055248>Only train>Spd / Wit meta>Runs are short as fuck due to no racing or shop fuckerySooo I can be excited in a way?
What deck for tamamo next CM?
>>568055403>>568055449congrats on never getting a wink of sleep again
>>568055449In a wahey, yes
>>568055248>speed trains speed and power>wit trains wit and speedwhere do you get stam/guts coins from
>>568055403>>568055449>>568055541Nice, thank you! Was already kinda excited for the fact that runs don't take 60 fucking minutes, but then the whole note fuckery or something scared me in a different way.I can deal with bullshit RNG as long as runs don't take 30+ fucking minutes, so whatever, I'm casual anyway.
>>568055358Dia wouldn't need to rape
cm14 status?
>>568055576https://gametora.com/umamusume/grand-live#trainingSee there what coins drop from what training. Spd drops Da/Vi, Wit drops Me/Pa. The only type left is Vo
>>568055358If her trainer was dense enough I could see her taking drastic measuresBut only as far as pushing him down and confessing, I doubt she'd go too far without getting his consent
Jong
>>568055787oh it sounded like tokens were tied to the actual stats not somethiing else
>>568055838NO ONE PLAYS MAJONGNO ONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY ITNOT EVEN THE OLD CHINESE LADIES DOAAAAAAAAA SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAyakuza damaged lots of peoples brain... especially the OG kinds that played the PS2/PS3 games, not the dog shit remakes.
>>568055235bump, i wanna finish this run and go to sleep bros... have a speed anklet and multiple charms lying around if that helps
cm15 status
>haru urara was a skittish, stubborn, and moody horse who had tantrums when groomed and saddledso why is the uma pure joy and sunshine again?
>>568055787>At the start of a training run, inheritance (parent selection) typically grants extra stats and improved aptitudes. In Grand Live, it will also raise your stat caps (both at the start of the run and during inheritance events).Does that mean speed sparks are the best in grand live?
>>568055936need to upgrade my palmer and potentially end/late. went back to 14 for now to try and get a slightly better curren
>>568055872No the coins are used to buy songs, which gives you stats. >>568055972More or less but keep in mind you don't need double 63 to reach 1600 speed.
Goldship (horse) was known for snorting, stomping, rearing, and neighing at other horses, so why does Goldship the umamusume not have Petrifying or even Intense Gaze?
I'm starting to get really fucking sick of losing year 1 races.
>>568056041>you don't need double 63 to reach 1600 speed.Thank fucking god. I never had any luck making Spd honses, so I don't wanna go beyond simply borrowing some autists.
>>568055838>>568055896
>>568055903I'd take NHK. Your speed is coming along just fine and you only get one chance to run NHK.
>>568054486The races were very impressive
>>568056158
>>568056281this is the only thing that makes me consider installing hachimi
>>568055358Forced as a concubine in the Satono family.
>>568056359>not the 60+ fps (smoother gameplay)>not the text skipping (faster gameplay)>but changing modelslmao okay
>>568056281When is her banner?
Kitasan is going to be cumming dust by the end of the mating season...
HOOOEEEEEH
feeling so weird rn how do I fix this
>>568056504weird like how bwo
0 initial gauge is the most nigger thing in MANT holy shit
Meiner Aurum son of Goldship, Grandson of both Stay Gold and Agnes Tachyon and Grand Grandson of Mejiro McQueen wins an allowance race in tokyo
>>568056504good sleepa hug (not from us)talking to friendstouching grasswalking outsideeating a good meal
Does Kitasan's ult trigger in a good place this CM?
>>568056435>>not the 60+ fps (doesn't improve my gameplay experience)>>not the text skipping (doesn't improve my gameplay experience)>>but the changing models (greatly increases how much fun the game is)exactly. glad you understand.
>>568055358NoBut in my fap fantasies, she would
>>568056592>Tesco Boy>Halo twice>Diablo>Meine Samantha and Meine CharmHell of a legacy
>>568056592>3x3 SundaymanThat damn horse is going to be either retarded or insane
>>568056612This means good night in german
Say Please wins an allowance race in Niigata
thread sucks. i'm gonna go for a walk and play uma instead of sitting in my chair for the next 4 hours playing uma.
>>568056696
>>568056457>the black boxballs or crazy cameltoe?
>>568056665>>>not the 60+ fps (doesn't improve my gameplay experience)>>>not the text skipping (doesn't improve my gameplay experience)fucking console/phone turd leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (frog image)>(greatly increases how much fun the game is)You just want to goon, don't you?
>>568056743Please
>>568056743>3x4 HaloThis is proper inbreeding right here
>>568056570warm but freezingfried but notuneasiness despite nothing coming uprestlessneeding to make careful movements as to not trigger an entity(???)>>568056595>dont>kinda>sort of>dont>dont>sometimesthink it's fine
>>568056807I was doing some research, and I'm pretty sure that's a guy.
Saimon Chevalier Grandson of Neo Universe wins an allowance race
UWAAAAAAAAAAH DAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>568056792Kita should be my present
>>568056807Anon...lady parts are not that far forward or up.
>>568056869Go see a GP.
>>568056897There are actually a lot of female uma cosplayers so I wasn't sure.
>>568056743>Halo, again>Becky Be Good>Woodman's Girl>Exquisite Mistress>More than Ready>Guilty Pleasure>Ready to PleaseMy fucking sides>>568056898>Sinister Minister>Sweet Minister>THE PRIME MINISTERgod these names fuck me
Why is the eden guy having a melty?
>>568056792Kita is... cute?
>>568056941
>>568057004Caged
>>568057004stole his account stealing bot from sweepy
>>568056869sounds like the flu. Drink water, have some soup, and go to bed
>>568056731Or both
Intern-kun. I need clocks.
>>568057098So he forked sweepy then put a malware in it?
So I see a lot of people suggest Tachyon for a SR wit card but what about Sunday? They both seem pretty much the same or does it not really matter?(Not using SSR Sunday Power)Or is there maybe a better SR wit card to use?
>>568056262The top-down view of each circuit each start was nice, and the Japan Cup was a blast too, didn't remember Pokke beat an Opera O with a 7-8 winstreak
>>568057171skill point bonus
Just woke upAny rooms?
>>568057151>forkedlol. no he just took the sweepy code (download zip), reuploaded it 1:1 onto a brand new git, then removed anything sweepy/vg from the readme AFTER UPLOADING IT for everyone to seethe UI still says SWEEPY all over the place tho
>>568057302Then how did he manage to steal the account?
>>568057367do I look like a coding nerd? do I look like I know what "rust" is?
>>568055971>>568056069Umamusume are idealizations of the IRL horses. Yabe behaviors won't be adapted at the behest of the horse owners.
>>568055358Dia can't rape me because I'd be head over heels for her but she might give me a heart attack instead
Can I blogpost about my fever too?
>>568057120I doubt intern kuns lurk here anymore
UMASUMIIIIIIIII GAAAAAAAAIIISS!!!!HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT SLEEP! :D
>>568057471What would she do if I give her a chest pat instead?
>>568057171marvelous has better skills
>>568057513No
>>568057070Gently kissing Kita on the lips
>>568057513yes
>>568057543
>>568057523Fat little chud uma.
>>568057171Marvelous offers up too many mood ups not to use.
>>568057579
>>568057595>fat>little>chuds-s-shut up!
>>568057171In MANT? No.Those 2 are the gold standards. Even whales will use them in MANT.
>>568055723I'm trying to get out of this looping phase. Would have liked if Laisu hit anything else for the pink, even long, instead of pace, but that doesn't really matter, she has enough whites with her parents having 5* Groundwork that I'm looking for that I might build a solid mile parent from this, then a crazy Pasa parent from that, then I can start making my cope fronts.
>>568057560This but her pussy lips
>>568057523Shut up nerd
>>568057516Do I have to make a discord or something?
>>568057609>front wins
Henny Geist wins the Mitsuminesan Tokubetsu
>>568057440Except that Cygames regularly puts gold debuff skills on horses that were like that eg: Nice Nature. Plus Golsdhip's owner was one of the most enthusiastic about squeezing in as many little quirks and references as possible.
>>568057171Most of the time people use Sunday Power as a RB stick which unfortunately boots you out of using the Wit card.But if you're not using the Power card and you aren't already rocking two MLB SSR wit cards then you should always use Sunday Wit because it's pretty great
>>568057673It's the OG FLCU!
>>568057705if your grandparents are one of those god ones it can carry the lineage
>>568057523umasumi
>>568057737Ines would say this to Haru
>>568057717>>568057070paizuri
>>568057717>wanting throat cancer
>manwhore still at it
Dahby is one week away.
Post Mares
>>568057987how does that give cancer
>>568057987women can give me cancer too??? that's it, i'm turning gay
>>568057987Kita does not have HPV
>>568057171I always used Marevouls over Tachyon outside of medium TTs/CMs. Fuku is good if you're training open league umas in Unity.
>>568057987We're talking about clean, 2D girls so it's fine. I'd tongue Kitasan's butthole after haruten so hard she'd feel my tongue up her throat.
>>568058052My lovely wife.
It's actually funny, this Stego is performing OK in that she gets 2nd/3rd a bit frequently, but she's definitely not ideal with how she can suddenly just get 6th no for no real reason. And yet I'm still 2k points ahead of last LoH which had a stronger Stego. Bakushin is actually just that insane, I guess, but also matchmaking is being favorable too.
>>568058064>>568058079vaginas are icky duh, didn't you learn anything on the playground?
Japan Oaks in 1h 30mins
>>568058189but buttholes have poop 2d or 3d…
Eden chuds...
>>568058225Anime girls do NOT poop.
>>568058168fuku is great for guaranteed right handed if you can cover the race bonus te
>>568058225>havehad
>>568053458Mine curves down
>>568058046
>>568057667I want to rearrange the director's insides with my cock
>>568058256Isn't this a horse racing gacha? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>568058206Also Spe finally at 7. I can only assume Teio will be announced during the next Pakalive.
>>568058315Disgusting yet based
>>568058351Understandable
>>568058351The director is a lewd girl.
>>568058335That means you’re retarded
>>568058386Where there's a leaderboard there'll be unemployed SEAmonkeys looking to reach #1 by any means necessary. It just looks good to be at the top
>>568058493>>568058426>>568058351Flatty...
